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Swindler's List | Son of a Boy Dad #340 ft. Matt McCusker · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 7: Today. It's October first.
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  Speaker 4: Eleven am. We're joined by Matt McCusker.
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  Speaker 7: Welcome, Thank you man. I like the time stamp, of course.
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  Speaker 7: I like that.
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  Speaker 4: Most recurred, Yes, right, probably.
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  Speaker 1: I think how many times did Nick Murphy come on?
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  Speaker 7: Three?
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  Speaker 1: Three? So you're right? So if you meet and Nick.
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  Speaker 4: Yea, yeah you and Nick Nick Murphy, Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 4: he just moved Austin did.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Very he's funny, he's funny.
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  Speaker 7: I guess I'm more of a faces guy. I'm not
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  Speaker 7: good with names.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a face guy as well, to be honest,
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  Speaker 1: but what absolute pleasure.
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  Speaker 10: To have.
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  Speaker 7: More of what an ass man? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I don't really care what anyway, that's actually that's impressive.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I recognized kids.
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  Speaker 3: That's you know, so he's got that yo yo string
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  Speaker 3: hanging out the back of his pocket, a little dope.
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  Speaker 1: My wife told me yesterday that she that I have
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  Speaker 1: a bubble butt, and it's the farthest thing from the
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  Speaker 1: truth of all time. Really, I have a flat ass.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know she's trying to I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why she's trying to gasp me.
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  Speaker 4: I think your ass can be small enough that it
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  Speaker 4: turns into a bubble.
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  Speaker 7: You might be a flat ass, or you just think
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  Speaker 7: it's a flat ass. You might have a round ass.
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  Speaker 7: When you were saying, I knew exactly what you're about
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  Speaker 7: to say, and I was like, I was assuming you
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  Speaker 7: are kind of kicked up. I am. I am a
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  Speaker 7: king man. I have a bubble I have a real
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  Speaker 7: bubble butt.
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  Speaker 1: Were you born into it or yeah, you built it?
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  Speaker 7: My families, either you get a dog ass or a
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  Speaker 7: bubble butt, and I have a bubble That dog gas
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  Speaker 7: is flat, straight down into the thighs. Yeah, you don't
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  Speaker 7: think you have a bubble.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think she would know. You could kind of check, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, you could kind of check I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if I should stand her, if I should lay
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  Speaker 1: down flat.
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  Speaker 7: I'd prefer laid down flat.
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  Speaker 4: Frank, we got to get a bar bell in here.
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  Speaker 7: To your throne over here.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you your pants tight to the front, real hiding.
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  Speaker 7: There we go.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, you have a surprisingly large as, but it's.
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  Speaker 1: Not a it's not a bubble, dude. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what you can have.
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  Speaker 7: It's about volume, It's about shape now.
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  Speaker 1: Francis.
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  Speaker 3: On the other hand, No, no, this is where my
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  Speaker 3: ass is a disaster. It is so small and flat.
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  Speaker 3: I'm truly self conscious about it. Yeah, I will not
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  Speaker 3: after making love. I will not exit the room facing
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  Speaker 3: the other wise. I back out of rooms like I
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  Speaker 3: just met the queen bowing. Yeah, I do not turn
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  Speaker 3: my back.
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  Speaker 1: Just holding your dick with your ass.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so self conscious about it. It's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 7: But have you tried, have you tried to like pump
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  Speaker 7: it up a little?
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  Speaker 3: I do everything I can't really, I'm on this war
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  Speaker 3: path workout right now. I don't know if you've heard
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  Speaker 3: about that. I've been working out to prepare for the
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  Speaker 3: Second Civil War.
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  Speaker 7: What's it? What's the regimen? It's I mean it's like
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  Speaker 7: it's pretty workouts.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like it's not. You can't just go to
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  Speaker 4: the gym and do them. It so you got to
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  Speaker 4: make sure they have the proper gear or they do
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  Speaker 4: and whatnot.
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  Speaker 3: I'm hitting it hard. I'm getting ready because when Civil
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  Speaker 3: War two breaks out, CW two breaks out, I want
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  Speaker 3: to be in shape for it is the tremis.
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  Speaker 7: But recently, what's the side, what's the side's going to be?
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  Speaker 7: What are the pubs? And Dems are like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: yeah yeah who for whoever's winning, saying it's a live workout?
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  Speaker 1: Though the consensus that people are calling it a live workout.
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  Speaker 3: Why, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But I've seen that online.
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  Speaker 4: They're saying the rights already ready.
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  Speaker 3: True, then I can stop it. Is that the idea here?
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  Speaker 7: I think?
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, wow, all right, fair enough, I'll slow it down.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think yeah, I think the c W two
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  Speaker 7: would go horrible because a lot of the military are
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  Speaker 7: kind of conservative. Oh yeah, there are, there are the
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  Speaker 7: cops in the military would continue shooting. I know.
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  Speaker 3: But when I got so mad yesterday over something at
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  Speaker 3: him and then we won't get into it. But I
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  Speaker 3: got so mad at him that I decided to change
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  Speaker 3: the name of the workout. Oh yeah, and now it's
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  Speaker 3: it's basically a workout where I can hold him down
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  Speaker 3: and fuck him to get back at him because I'm
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  Speaker 3: so angry with him.
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  Speaker 11: You're mad at him right now, so madn't tell you?
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  Speaker 3: You know exactly what you did?
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  Speaker 7: No, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: It's what I told you. Oh that he made the
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  Speaker 1: block hot about the first class list.
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  Speaker 7: Gotcha, there are I don't know what.
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  Speaker 4: I never heard about this list, and I have no
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  Speaker 4: I have no need to discuss it further.
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  Speaker 3: We don't need to get into it, but I think
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  Speaker 3: we will later in the.
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  Speaker 1: How you guys, great, dude, everything's good. We're just excited.
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  Speaker 1: We're just looking forward to your special Honestly, that's really
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  Speaker 1: all we're talking about.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you, guys, man, I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: We got a side group chat gung ho about it.
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  Speaker 7: Really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 7: I'm excited. Pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 4: You filmed that, I gotta I got a question, So
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  Speaker 4: you wait, you filmed that in Ontario, California. How did
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  Speaker 4: you land on that spot? Because that was I did that.
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  Speaker 4: I did that weekend and it was I mean, it
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  Speaker 4: was the worst weekend.
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  Speaker 7: That was my favorite place.
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  Speaker 4: The club is great, the club's awesome.
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  Speaker 7: Selling is tough. Yeah, it's it's an hour. It's like
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  Speaker 7: an hour and a half outside of La been on
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  Speaker 7: traffic and it really is. Then correct me if I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 7: It is like giant Mexican men. The crowd are like.
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  Speaker 4: Like bikers with like crazy mustache, like just a vest,
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  Speaker 4: nothing under it.
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  Speaker 7: It's under that. Yeah, it's Mexican paullions. It's the tallest
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  Speaker 7: Mexican dudes. They're all jolls. They're awesome.
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  Speaker 4: They were walking out of my shop like Harley Davidson
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  Speaker 4: just or out of my show, like Harley Davidson released
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  Speaker 4: a sale mide just filing out as I'm in the
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  Speaker 4: middle of my jokes.
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  Speaker 7: Because the reason I picked it, I wanted to do
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  Speaker 7: a club, but I'd done a lot of the clubs
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  Speaker 7: that I liked with that hour already. Yeah, and I
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  Speaker 7: remember doing that place a couple of years ago and
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  Speaker 7: really liking it, and I hadn't used that hour there,
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  Speaker 7: so I'm like, this has to be the spot. Everywhere
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  Speaker 7: else is too much of a gamble. I know this place,
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  Speaker 7: I remember liking. It's ticket sales are tough. The first
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  Speaker 7: time I did it. Yeah, I remember having to really
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  Speaker 7: fight and oh lightly threatened the areas. I loosely threatened
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  Speaker 7: that area. You know, I'm not gonna say. I don't
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  Speaker 7: say what I would do. I say, you know, something
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  Speaker 7: might happen if you guys don't buy this area. That
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  Speaker 7: could be self harmed. I don't know exactly it could
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  Speaker 7: be that area. I don't know that helps if you
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  Speaker 7: need to you know, yeah, now I got to use
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  Speaker 7: that mayor's office whatever. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Do you ever port with think?
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  Speaker 3: So?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how did you build that?
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  Speaker 2: Dude?
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  Speaker 7: It's just a vibe. Honestly, Yeah, it's just a vibe.
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  Speaker 7: It wasn't anything I like set out for. It's something
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  Speaker 7: I had noticed and I was like, oh, dude.
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  Speaker 1: This is were Your eyes are brown enough that like
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  Speaker 1: you could be like a little bit Mexican, like you
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  Speaker 1: could have it in there. And I say that I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate that respect.
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  Speaker 7: I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, mine are like a brown shade, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: think they're brown enough to be Mexican.
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  Speaker 7: I have green, and I've green with brown specs. You
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  Speaker 7: have green in there? Yeah, they're green, They're mostly green, really,
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  Speaker 7: I don't want to make this all about my eyes,
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  Speaker 7: but they do change colors depending on they get super green.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, if I'm like very like intrigued, my eyes
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  Speaker 7: kind of brightened now that I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Looking at your shirt, it is kind of making them
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  Speaker 1: popular your shirt.
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  Speaker 7: But yeah, no, that was Yeah, that was fun. We
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  Speaker 7: went to Ontario and a lot of people are trying
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  Speaker 7: to talk me out of that. They're going like, don't,
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  Speaker 7: why don't, why would you do that?
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  Speaker 4: Here I was texting Gardini and I was like, you
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  Speaker 4: got to tell them to shut.
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  Speaker 7: It down down and it worked out.
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm glad it worked out.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Like my managers were like, let's let's look at
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  Speaker 7: and if it doesn't work, that's fine, dude, We're doing
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  Speaker 7: fucking Ontario. Even the club itself was like you sure
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  Speaker 7: wants but you know they did it. Tyler Falbo directed
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  Speaker 7: it from Friday Beers. Oh really Yeah, he's the absolute man.
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  Speaker 7: Big shout out to him.
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  Speaker 1: That's sick.
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  Speaker 4: Are you familiar, Francis, Yeah with Tyler No.
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  Speaker 7: Now yeah, did you ever see Friday Beers or so
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  Speaker 7: funny sketches?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he used to work it like s n O
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  Speaker 4: or some ship.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know. Honestly, I have no idea. You know
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  Speaker 7: what surprised me. He's super tall. I assumed with him forever.
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  Speaker 7: Now I'm not like saying it like you know, I'm
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  Speaker 7: like a little girl. They're so tall. It was just like, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: he assumed with him for like months and then I
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  Speaker 7: finally met him. The dude's fucking giant.
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  Speaker 3: Yea.
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  Speaker 7: I was kind of pumped on that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you talked in your the last time I saw
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  Speaker 1: you to stand up. I don't know if this is
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  Speaker 1: in the special. It should be because it was so
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  Speaker 1: fucking funny. You talked about like getting rubbed a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: like about like massages a little bit.
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  Speaker 7: I have a bit of a massage massage man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it made it. Yeah, any any rubs lately, any
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  Speaker 1: you've been on the table at all?
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  Speaker 7: No, my wife, I talk about couples of massages a
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  Speaker 7: lot for a little bit, but trying to get me.
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  Speaker 7: It's her kink. My wife loves seeing me get rubbed down,
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  Speaker 7: I think because she's always trying to get the couples massage.
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  Speaker 7: But I'm like, I keep being like, bro, it's too
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  Speaker 7: much for me.
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  Speaker 1: Just from like from what perspective, like from a sexual perspective,
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  Speaker 1: or like.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's too much, she's she's chilling. I'm on a
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  Speaker 7: different mission. Yeah, I'm like, you're trying to relax, you're relaxing.
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  Speaker 7: I'm you know, I'm boned up and I'm I'm in
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  Speaker 7: a bad place right now.
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  Speaker 1: But don't you think that that's kind of what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 7: It's like, I mean, I talk, I do talk about
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  Speaker 7: this extensive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't want to step on it, but.
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  Speaker 7: It needs to be talked about because girls love that ship, like,
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  Speaker 7: let's get him. At the same time, it's like, bro,
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  Speaker 7: I need you out of here. It's kind of like
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  Speaker 7: how far this can go? No, never of course, but
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  Speaker 7: you know it's you know, it's you never know.
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  Speaker 1: Well they're teasing you with it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, well that point too. It's like, yo, this is medicine,
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  Speaker 7: Like this is functional medicine. Right now. The doctor decided
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  Speaker 7: the doctor probably you know, diagnosed me with I need
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  Speaker 7: a hand job for sixty bucks. That's what that does
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  Speaker 7: fall under, like a hippocratic you know. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: that's really none of my wife's business.
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  Speaker 3: Medicine.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's that's my medical history, and you know, shame
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  Speaker 7: of my wife if she even dared to pry.
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  Speaker 10: Didn't you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how much of it was true. When
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  Speaker 1: you and Donnie went to China and we're kind of
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  Speaker 1: doing like we tried, but we didn't actually see it.
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  Speaker 7: You went to like the Capital of hand jobs, couldn't
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  Speaker 7: get one.
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  Speaker 3: No, we could have, but we were being filmed, And
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  Speaker 3: to have actually kind of done that to the end
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  Speaker 3: changed the tenor of our trip a little bit.
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  Speaker 7: I heard that's really invented them. I think you ever,
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  Speaker 7: I don't think that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that you get a massage over there
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  Speaker 3: without it ending in ejaculate.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean they're right.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't hate like I'd rather start that way.
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  Speaker 1: You can end with nice.
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  Speaker 3: You just need to tell them I'm in a rush.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, let's hit the back or you go, or
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  Speaker 3: you go two times, two times, and then they book end.
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  Speaker 1: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and let me tell you the second one can
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: be a lot harder in the first. That's where they
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  Speaker 3: are in their tip.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there should be a clinical aspect to it, exactly.
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  Speaker 7: You don't. You don't want to be disrespectful, to be
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  Speaker 7: a pig about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeahs of it being like so like sexual it should
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  Speaker 1: just be like a emission type of type of deal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what if you.
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  Speaker 4: Just want the hand job?
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  Speaker 7: Like what if you're like, I don't know, that's discuss.
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  Speaker 7: You go in there with your hood up and you
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  Speaker 7: go don't touch me, don't touch my shoulders.
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  Speaker 3: You got to stand up.
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  Speaker 7: You don't even lay on the table.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you got to earn it a little bit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you gotta have the sable course before it.
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  Speaker 1: Makes sense right to the dessert. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: True.
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  Speaker 1: You guys ever see the video of Charleston White that
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  Speaker 1: they're like how do you stay humble? And He's like,
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: I'll go to a strip club just sweatpants on. I'll
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: get a lap dance and I'll just like bust my leg.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I'll just like come on my leg and I'll just
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: like walk out of the strip club with like sticky
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: thighs humble as well.
• 15:23
  Speaker 7: And I actually did see that before. There's other ways.
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: How's it being humble? Yeah? I think that's more.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: So that's a lack of It's like you're like a
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: pame kink.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: It's in your sweatpants and then walking around.
• 15:37
  Speaker 7: Maybe there's been times he's rolled in with sweatpants and
• 15:40
  Speaker 7: didn't in his pants, and he just got a big
• 15:42
  Speaker 7: ego about it, was like, yeah, no one can make me.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he went back, Yeah, so let his wristband.
• 15:49
  Speaker 7: He's like, you know what I'm actually going. Yeah, that's
• 15:51
  Speaker 7: a weird way to stay humble.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, it's just I don't don't I
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: don't exactly like I see it. But I guess it's
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: bold of him to be able to share that. But
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: I don't like a no touch and no touch come.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's like I'm at that
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: point in my life anymore. I feel like that's a
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: young man's game.
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think that's off. Hands free humility is just
• 16:11
  Speaker 7: wearing sweatpants and walking by the trip club and being
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: like I'm not even gonna bother them.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: That's being humble, right, exactly knowing it's there, Yeah, knowing
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: that the massage party is there in China.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the wemo ejaculating Yeah.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I saw those for the first time in California.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: I took one into Phoenix. It's pretty spooky.
• 16:29
  Speaker 10: M hmm.
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're near there. They're the new like punch buggies now,
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: Like if my kids see them, they go robot car.
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: We all gotta like, you know, we all gotta yelled out.
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: I want to take them in a robot car.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: What is the thing on the top of a Wemo
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: that's spinning.
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: I think that's the censor that Yeah, what is isn't it? No,
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: it's like the rate lightar I think I think that's
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: light R what's light are? I don't know. I think
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: it like goes through things and creates like a full map.
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: Because Tesla doesn't use hardware. They're big thing is like,
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: we're going to use this self. We're gonna do self
• 16:57
  Speaker 7: driving through software, whereas the Way use all that crazy gear.
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: But I've heard the Way Mos for now. You know.
• 17:04
  Speaker 7: I don't want to I don't want to tank the
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: Tesla stuck. But I believe they're they're better better. That's
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: when I that's from Tesla drivers being like.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: And this is a Tesla owner right here.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: Hey, it doesn't it doesn't matter. I mean, maybe they're
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: not personally Maybe are you? Did you buy that before?
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: You want crazy.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: From my parents? Upgraded to a better car. It's a
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: twenty eighteen three. It's it's fine. I'm not I just
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: don't need a nice car. It's already it's beat to ship.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Every time I park it in my stupid fucking garage,
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: they come around to me and they're like, there's a
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: ding here, there's a dent there, just and I'm like,
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: I know, you know all the damage. I don't care.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: You guys could drive this into a fucking.
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: Poll Who tells you this at your garage?
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: The guy that takes the car from.
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: Valeg Yeah, because they don't responsible correct.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: And I've I've said this before, but there was a
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: guy I was in. There's a Whole Foods in Guanas
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: that actually feels like a suburban Whole Foods where there's
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: a parking lot and you go with your grocery bags
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: in your car. And I parked in there one day
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: and there was a guy that pulled up to me
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: and he got out of his truck and he was like, hey, man,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: I saw that there's a bunch of dents and scratches
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: on your car that would cost you two grand to
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: fix it a Tesla dealership. I can fix it right now.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: You're getting groceries for three hundred bucks. I got all
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: the tools in the back of my car and I said, dude,
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: I appreciate you, but like, I actually like the fact
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: that this car is beat to shit because I know
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: that if I get more dense and knicks, I don't
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: care it's white noise. At this point, I'm flying at
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: terminal velocity into a hole of shit. And if you
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: fix it and then I get more dense and knicks,
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: I will care. Right now, I don't care. He goes
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: two hundred bucks and I was like, no, there's nothing
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: deeper than that. I would pay you to beat it
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: up more. This is weathering the geneans. You're breaking in
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: my genes right now. So he just wanted some money.
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: He had to confront the abyss with you. Yes, yeah, yeah,
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: that's nice. He was also he was going to scam
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: you by that's a big scam. Yeah yeah, that's a
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: very popular scam.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Want the fucking bumper.
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah. They just what they do is they'll just like
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: putty over him real quick, and they did.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: But he had compelling tools.
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: Dude, I'm telling you, I know someone who just got
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: scammed with this. They don't finish the job.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: So who would have thought, well, you're supposed to pay
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: thought the mechanic and the whole Foods parking doesn't do it,
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: doesn't do a great job.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: The drive by salesman walking up to you.
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the remote body shop guys, they'll get you.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Is it like half up front? Did he want half
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: up front? Half after? He wanted the whole?
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: We didn't get that far. I don't think he'd ever
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: encountered someone like me. They fundamentally didn't want my car.
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: To be like I mean, what even is a fucking dent? Dude,
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: if you think about it, exactly, see that negative space
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: where it's compressed. That's me right now. It is all
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: about the peaks and valleys.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, really quick. I was in the Pacific Northwest this weekend,
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: which is a place I'm considering making my new home,
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: and I think.
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: I really do think.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: I was out on the bluffs the cliffs in northern Oregon,
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: and uh, it was fucking unbelievable spiritual, I would say.
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: And the trees are just greener up there.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: It's just everything is ideal.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: There's a little bit of a spiritualness to it out there.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: But I will say it's a little you can get
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: a little spooky out there as well. Yeah, house in
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: the PNW. You ever been out there at night?
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: No?
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: You just lean.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I flew back to the lights each day and then commuted.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Been on the sticks at night.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was up there.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Then you start thinking and you're like, like every single
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: mini series true crime show that I've watched, Lazier, I
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: was in the woods. I was like, I'm pretty sure
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Ted Bundy buried like a million people in these woods.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Spooky, I'm sure. And and you write it is very remote. However, Uh,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: it sang to me and I was unbelievably impressed and compelled.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: And on the way home, we've talked a lot about
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: air travel and the accommodations, and I re routed through
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: l A and took took a flight home. But on
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: on I actually got Harriet gift. I've been in sort
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: of a gift gifting mood and uh, this concern man.
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: You're like giving everything away you want to be.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: It doesn't care about it is like shipping beat up.
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: I'm just right on that whiteboard right now.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: I'm dispossessing myself and just really like leaning out as
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: I make as I prepare for my pilgrimage. But this
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: is a small token that was made by a bunch
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: of local people up in this area. And it's just
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: a small kid that I think will actually really help
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: you and like symbolize and equip you for your travels
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: across the road.
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: It's gonna bettle, it's gonna be a tiny dagger and
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: open it up. This just a separate finger.
• 22:18
  Speaker 11: What you got, Oh, I see it's a little travel cat.
• 22:25
  Speaker 11: You're gonna love this Delta one bag.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: What is it? No?
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: No, no, it's got fucking Delta.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Some fresh socks.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: It's got a little toothpaste.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Might be a little overkill for the six hour flight.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, this isn't there's nothing to do with fine.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: This is made by the people of North Bend.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: It's a native benders.
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: And see what you're fighting about that little hand? People
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: out of the.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Dark people know. I mean, we're not actually fighting about anything.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: It's more so I tried to fight about something and
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: and I lost.
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: Powers.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they said no, so so for what it's worth.
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: And then you call us maybe like an investigation into
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: the thing, and now someone might have gotten bitten from it.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to come clean. That is the travel
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: pack that they give you when you fly Delta one.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: I was really confused by the bat they typically put
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: it in this bag.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I don't think you would know now I wouldn't, but
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: that is something that you can look forward to if
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: you ever find yourself flying first class across the country.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: And that's nice that you're giving it away because it's
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: your last time flying first class.
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: Exactly exactly has that been decided? Probably?
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: I think that's what Gas is coming up here to
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: tell you know.
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: You know what, though, then you get to go, all right,
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: what do I have to do in order to prove
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: to you that I need to fly.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: That it's not going to get right. I'm moving to
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: the Pacific Northwest. I'm going to be flying puddle.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Jumpers, if I can just describe it to our listeners.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: So last week we talked a little bit about how
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Sash wants to be on this first class list.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: A little bit.
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: We talked for an hour anymore.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: And we tried to like we tried to dissuade him
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: from bringing that up. And then yesterday Gaz showed me
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: a text or a slack chain that was happening between
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: the higher like a cabal of the leaders of barstools
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: CFOs CEOs c R O S, and they were going
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: through name by name being like, should this person be
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: on the first class list.
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: Wait, they're not even the talent. They should be flying CFO.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: It's an accountant exactly, they should not be business.
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: Plus they got to take care of the talent man.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah we are. We're the nervous system of this place.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: Used the Patriot workout and go smash those soft handed
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: freaks upstats in the business office.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: I might, I might, or just take over the plane.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: It's kind of where it's coming to.
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: It was, are you in crisis right now?
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: I'm in fury. If you were, it's amazing. It's lucky
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: that you were here to act as a buffer the
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: irascible Daggers. I would have thrown his way.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: I've thought I have fallen all the way back in
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: every way could imagine.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you realize that you're putting us all in danger,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: which was never my intent.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: But I don't know.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Maybe I watched it again and you said, if that happens,
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: it happens.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: I know, I said, there's a moment.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: In no way I say in the thing, I say,
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: if that happens, I'll throw my I would say, I
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: would be willing to say.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: There's a moment's class there's a moment.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: But you're already not flying first class. You're you're not getting.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: In no way would you expect if you said, hey,
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: I want to fly first class, they'd be like, well,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: but other people are going to get chopped from this
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: list if you do. Yeah, Like I wasn't.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I was zero thinking.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: I didn't think that was ever a possibility.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: You thought it was.
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a non zero game.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: I settled upon this to summarize his behavior. He is
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: somebody who when he sees people that are are granted
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: special privileges above his, rather than fight to reach them,
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: he wants to bring them back down. The term for
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: that being a democrat. That is democrat behavior. That is
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: what that is.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Matt. You're a You're a first class man. Yeah, but
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: is it? It hadn't always been that way. But you
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: also don't strike me as a guy who is like
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: tethered to the worldly things like it doesn't it seems
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: like ituld improves your life. Do you view it as
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: like golden handcuffs? Like are you on the hedonic treadmill
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: where you couldn't go backwards with it? Or do you
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: feel like.
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: I mean, I I sometimes if I, like, my wife
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: books on my flight, so like every now and again,
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: she's like, well they don't if I book late. She's like,
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: they only have coach. You know, I have a weird
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: pride room, Like I don't give a fuck. Put me
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: in the back, in the middle or fucking seat.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Do you say that because she's black?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Jesus friend?
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: That was fun. Yeah, I do it. That's protests someone else. Honestly,
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: I did that. I like to work. That's the one
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: thing I do. Like to type and work and stuff.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah do you what do you like? What's your typical
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: work experience? Looking like on a flood.
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: Google ducks bro? Yeah yeah, pop.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: In you're writing jokes?
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: No, I write like just different like books and other
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: stuff I'm writing. I kind of just get in there
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: and just go nuts and Google docs.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: That's good because I'll pull out the laptop sometimes and
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: then as soon as it's out, I'm like a single
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: fucking thing that I couldn't have just done on my phone,
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: just causing a scene for no reason.
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: The problem is too though, like when you go back
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: if you're in coach and you're trying to be on
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: your laptop, Like if I'm next to like I'll be
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: next to like two big dudes and we had exacts.
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: It's not got a dial I know, problems going elbows in,
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: you know, and just type rexing it. But like these
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: I've had guys before that are just like I'm sorry,
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: like I'm spilling into your space, and I'm like, bro,
• 28:08
  Speaker 7: it's like they were They weren't fat, they were just
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: so jacked that they were like spilling into my space
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: and I'm like, bro, it's an honor to be even
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: next to you. I'll type away like a little nerd dude.
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: You just fucking flare alf out albta right now. So
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: to your point, no, it's like I do prefer to
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: fly first class. If I can't, I suck it up.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: It does become when you spend more time away from it,
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: you start to be like, ah, this is pretty fucking
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: hellish back here. Yeah, but you know, it's not the
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: end of the world.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Couldn't have said it better myself.
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: Honestly, it's good for the soul.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Let's just clip that out.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: You got to take your bed and nails and lay
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: on it. Man, your hair suit, put on your hair shirt.
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: The word you know what the power move is you
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: go to coach and you go, I haven't been back
• 28:52
  Speaker 7: here in a while. I never sit back here. And
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: then you know, you can kind of like distance yourself
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: at least psychologically from the people there and be like,
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: I'm look, don't get to twisted guys. Really, I'll be
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: back up there.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: I got one time I got upgraded to comfort plus.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: If I told you guys this story where I got
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: upgraded and another dude got upgraded and he was like
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: a like a blue collar guy, like paint on the
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: jeans and shit, like clearly coming from something and he
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: and he comes up and he sits next to me,
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: and he goes, what's up, Hollywood. It's like I was like,
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: I want to make it clear, like I also got up,
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: like we both got upgraded. I wasn't just sitting here.
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, Yeah, I.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Was born into this. I'm not born on third. Like
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I also hit a triple.
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: There is there is a psychological thing the first class
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: because it is like when they say first class boarding,
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: you know there you can get into a feeling of
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: superiority where you're like, ha ha, I'm going first class.
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: And I do think that hits people in a very
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: vulnerable place where like if you perceive yourself as somehow
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: smaller than you know, according to some metric, it makes people.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: It gives people a bad feeling.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: So yes, when they're doing this zones and like they
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: they have already called zone two, but your zone one,
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: and you're like, I'm going and then people are like,
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: well why You're like.
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: I don't want to bring this up, and I'm yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: you're whispering. People get but yeah, there's there's that. I
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: don't get too worried about that, but I do you know,
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: the extra accommodations Obviously I don't eat.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: I don't eat the food on Yeah, I'm the same,
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Like the accommodations do nothing for me. I just like
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: the extra room.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: All right, If that's true, then give me that fucking back.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, you don't appreciate, well, you have to sleep.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: I didn't because on the way there, I flew Delta
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: to Denver and then I flew United to Delta one
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: on the way back because I rerouted through l A
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: and then I got Delta one on Francis.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: You should do a joke about your like that toothbrush
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: joke you have, but instead it should just be you
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: have these you have like hundreds of these at your house,
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: just stacked up in the bathroom like that.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: I had a bit of a moment on the way out.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: I was on the way out to the PN dubs
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: and I was layover in Denver and I was flying
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: on a different I switched airlines, so I had two
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: different tickets and because of that, I had not checked
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: in from my United leg from Denver to North Bend.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: And I told these guys about it. And I got
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: to my gate like an hour and a half early,
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: and I'm just sitting there. They start boarding. I get up.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: I have I had a first class seat that I'd
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: got with Miles for that second leg, and I get
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: up to check in. She goes, who are you? And
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: I was like, Francis Ella's and She's like, I don't
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: have you on here. I'm like, what do you mean.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: She goes, oh, I see you. Well, we gave your
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: seat away and I go what. She goes, yeah, you
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: didn't check in. We give we have a policy where
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: we give away first class seats if you don't check
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: in with half an hour before the flight. And I said,
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: I'm here in.
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: Front of you.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Doesn't this work just as well? As checking in. I'm
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: present on time. Why would you have given my seat away?
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: And then she goes, that's the policy if you don't
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: check in, and then she goes, you're lucky the flight
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: isn't full, so I can rebook your ticket. And I said,
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: nothing feels lucky about this, and then I was pretty miffed.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: I was, and I uh, Then I walked down to
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: the plane on the whatever it's called the jetway, and
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: she followed me down, you know. And I got on
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: the plane and I saw in the first class cabin
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: there was a seat open. And I was one of
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: the last people on the plane, and I didn't see
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: that it was broken. It had a sort of a
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: tape like a crime scene that thing across it. So
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: I saw it and I said to the flight attend
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: and I said, oh, hi, h, I had a first
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: class seat and because I didn't check in by accident,
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: they gave it away. Is that seat open? And the
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: woman who had checked me in comes up behind me.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Here's me say this and she goes, sir, I told
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: you you're not in first class. Please take your seat
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: in twelve D. And then I turned to her and
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I went, oh, I'm just explained. She goes started saying,
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: I'm just explaining what and she goes, sir, please take
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: your seat in twelve D, at which point I started
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: laughing because I was like, wait a minute, am I
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: close to being the guy?
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: Yes, you're am. I on the verge of being the guy.
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: Imagine if there was just a little sign on that
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: open seat instead of reserved for sas.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: And by the way, the flight attendant was totally on
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: my side. And this was a a plane that was
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: going out to this golf destination in Oregon, and uh,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: every single guy on the plane knew who I was.
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: It was just all bros going.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: To play golf demo, and they were looking at me.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: I saw people start taking their phones out, and I'm like, ooh, time.
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: To see the seat.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: And the class.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, she did, but because I was laughing, I felt
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: like I saved face to some degree. And I took
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: my seat, and then the flight attendant came up to
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: me and she goes, We're gonna treat you like you're
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: in first class. Anyway, She's like, hen, she brought me
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: a bottle of water, and I was like, too little, too.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Late, that the whole bottle they bring the food back
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: to you and coach. If that happens, like the meat,
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: that would just be a hassle. Even the meal off
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: in coach on that tiny as.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: We didn't have any it was it was a two
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: hour flight. It wasn't that big of a deal.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: I would have killed to see a video of you
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: getting removed the.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Or so that would have been well, they wouldn't have
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: been able to because that is where, that's where, that's
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: where the squats, that up front squats that are great
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: for staying on the plane.
• 35:12
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you have enough trunk to anchor
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: into uh.
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: I don't want to talk about it.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Back up, Damn, your posterior chain has enough.
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: That should be the thing. You should be like, if
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: I get a bigger ask, can I fly first class?
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Maybe that's what I got it Just that's the motivation.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Pounds make it undeniable. I'm undeniable. Yeah, I'll be like,
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: there's no other choice, Francis.
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: You are told enough to where that's like a genuine
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: discomfort back there.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: I can go emergency exit. That's fine for yeah, but
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: are you prepared to in case I'm prepared to solve
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: my issue. I am taking the slide in the second
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: I'm pass it, I'm detaching it from the plane, and
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: I'm floating off with all the supplies for myself.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: It's insane when they ask that, are you prepared to
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: fight for the two hundred souls on board?
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Sure, but like you don't know, you know, they've
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: never tested your metal plin crash.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like I will see, yeah, hopefully.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: I always my mind immediately goes to, uh, look around
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: in the emergency. I assume that anyone sitting in the
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: emergency exits, those are the people that are making it
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: and anyone else's toasts. And I look around, and my
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: mind immediately goes to, who are we eating first? When
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: we're seventeen days adrift and it's it's down to cannibalism
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: to survive, and uh, who's the tastiest person?
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you have to go kids first, I.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Think so, because you're not like no, it's the veal
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: of human and uh no.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: But don't you want them for like the long term, like.
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: More once you get the food, So you know they
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: watched the kids first.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: The next time they ask if you're like willing to persist,
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna go into just full like like
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: I am a first responder mode, like start walking up
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: to the cockpit like you guys, we got like a
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: little bit of a fluttering sound in.
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: The back wind an emergency situation? Do I then from
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: uh exit road? Do I become what's the chain of commanded?
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: I become your answer? I don't think we've all got jobs.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: Let us do them. Why are the flight attendant screaming
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: up there when we're in charge? Shutting it down.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Is a terror? I don't know if like how many
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: scenarios where that comes into play. I know, in like
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: the Sully scenario, the like landing, I think everybody just
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: got off, like I don't think that they were.
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think anything's really expected of you, because
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: what are they gonna do if you like freak out
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: that I'm gonna be like to do you agree to this? Jo? Boats?
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: You're like, dude, place did you carry the boats?
• 38:07
  Speaker 10: The planes?
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: There's a child still look still buckled in on Ronan
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: You're swimming through the aisle to catch up.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Dude. I love that because of this dully thing, Like
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: there were at least one or two people that just
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: panicked and jumped in the river. Oh yeah, of course,
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: which they really didn't need to because no one else did.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, there were full blown Staten Island ferries pulling
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: up alongside the plane being like here you go, everybody,
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: just quick, no, we gonna swim.
• 38:37
  Speaker 7: I just learned recently that I always thought that like,
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: if you're in a plane, you're above the ocean, that's
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: like a you're good total landing ground. Now I just
• 38:44
  Speaker 7: learned recently that like the plane like breaks into pieces
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: off it if it hits water exploded, fucking yeah, it's
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: like if it stays in one piece, it's like a miracle. Yeah,
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: because you ever like fall off a jet ski and
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: you hit the water thinking like oh it's water and
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna just flop. Yeah, yeah, when planes hit water.
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: I was telling Shane like, yeah, but if you hit
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: water like you're cool. He's like, where the fun did
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: you came up with that?
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just gonna lightly like glide onto it. And
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: even in the Sully movie, like he does like one
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: last little move and that like tips it down where
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: it can go smoothly. But if he didn't make that move,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I think that it is just like tumbling into a
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: bunch of pieces, which I mean shouts to Sully, bro.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Sully is awesome. But there are also great clips
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: on YouTube of planes, as you said, totally coming apart
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: as the.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Crash water That India one was crazy, the one I'm
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: assuming you saw that where like everyone died except that
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: one dude and he was just like there was just
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: a video of him like emerging through the smoke. Yeah,
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: it's like one of the craziest videos. I gotta I
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: gotta find it.
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: It's like one you're the sole survivor.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Scratch on oh yeah, and Unbreakable or whatever.
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, answer, there's an Indian Unbreakable literally and it's him, dude.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: He's covered in like soot and he just flies out
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: of there and they're all like what the fuck and
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: he's like I have no idea, Like it's crazy.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Ship that would be that would be the most intense
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: survivor's guilt, but also you'd want to like test it out, yeah,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: and be like, yeah, fucking him.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: Like, if if that happens to you, you should like
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: they no one should allow you to watch Unbreakable, Like
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: that should be like you're never allowed to see this
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: movie because you control your life. Yeah, he'll just be
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: like ad another played on Son. He gets like two
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: eighty five and they're they're indestructible.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: They're putting paint buckets.
• 40:41
  Speaker 7: He's just grieving the loss of his entire family. You
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: might have to show him Unbreakable after if his family. Yeah, yeah,
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: I know your family is dead, but check this out.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Actually Unbreakable.
• 40:50
  Speaker 7: I can't I can't remember what happened in that movie.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: It's filmed in the shadow of the University of Pennsylvania,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I believe, isn't it film? It's like film right next
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: to Franklin Field to Franklin.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: I can give you the whole Rundown. A big fan
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: of the of the trilogy.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: So give me the movies again.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: It's Unbreakable Glass and uh, what's this Split?
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah? But was Split really part of that?
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: But like super loosely like Split could have been. It's
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: pretty much its own movie.
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: That's Shamalon. That's uh yeah, that's sham He's a big
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: Philly Yeah.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Walter Mercy Academy guy. That's my grade school that he
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: went to.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: The main Line.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I was in his first movie called Wide Awake. I
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: was an extra and it was filmed at Walter mer
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Rosie O'Donnell, Julius Stiles, Dennis Leary.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Damn you love Julias Styles started.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of Julius Styles. I have to
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: be honest with.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: You, No what that's a shamala on twist.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I can't. I just can't get on board with her,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Like I don't.
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: There's something about her face that just like hard to
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: work with. It doesn't sit right with me. Yeah, I
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: don't disagree not to be hateful towards a woman, like
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: I don't have hate in my heart for any women,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: but just like she was sold to my generation as
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: a sex symbol and then they like threw out there
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: and Saved the Last Dance, and she's just busting moves
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: that are not they they're not movie quality moves.
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: No, they weren't.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: And and not to mention the entire movie was based
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: on cultural appropriation, which was really my issue with it.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, white, she's a white savior.
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, save the last dance, similar to like a step
• 42:27
  Speaker 7: up to the streets kind of thing.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: It kind of but she like goes she's like a
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Ballerrena that goes into the hood and she like, is
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: that what step up to the streets is yeah.
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: And she's like, there's like the stuffy kind of college
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: people being like, don't bastardize the art form. Then she
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: fucking yes. It ends with an audition exactly. They're like,
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: oh my god, this is actually profound.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she tries out for Juliard, but she like hits
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: like a hip hop move where she's.
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: Like yeah and then like someone and it's always like
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: the climate or like the the big pivotal moment is
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: like someone's little brother dies. Yes, it's every one of
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: those movies. It's like somebody dies. And then she like
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: dances and they're like, whoa, it's a fucking twisted fantasy.
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: I'm thrown into, like the urban scrawl, and then like
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: I A boy dies and then I get a dancing audition.
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: It's kind of fucked up.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what happens, except.
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: A little boy dies so that I can dance better.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: She has to move in with like her broke dad
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: because her mom died or I can. Yeah, it's like
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: eating beans out of a can or something like that,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: and she has to dance her way out of it
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Only it's going to save me and my father is
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: my move. I'd love to be in a situation like that. Like,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: I've never been in a situation like that where it's
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: like you and your drunk dad and you just got
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: to do everything you can to battle your way out
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: for him, not for you.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: But as a kid, you assume that your moves can
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: get you out of a situation like that, and like,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: as you grow into adulthood you realize that you just
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: like people just don't have moves like that. Like I
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: thought that I would just be able to have those
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: moves someday, that I'd be able to like backflip someday,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: and it just never fucking happened for me.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: I was really sure that if I were in a
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: tough spot surrounded by four guys and I started dancing,
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: they would beat the ship out. I think that beating's
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: coming harder.
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Or it could be like wait before you start, Yeah.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Does anyone have a boomboy?
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: Start breaking?
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: You did the JBL sound.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: You see the end of a kaisanat stream after he
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: did like the end of his thirty day stream. Uh,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: he tried to do like this aura like clip where
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: he like went to the roof of his house and
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: was like doing this like introspective, like look out of
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: all of Hollywood as like drones were like surrounding him,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: and he's playing music and then his like JBL speaker
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: just like died just trying to hit Aura super hard
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: his fucking speaker.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: You're a big We got to talk about your your
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: big appearance as well.
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know that was coming. Yeah, what happened?
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: Where was that good?
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Awesome?
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was it was cool. It was different. It
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: was just just hanging out with the young bros.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: This is classic ground. You know. He lifts everyone up
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: around him and then when he has something really cool,
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: he's humble.
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: About it is just like the biggest stream pieces.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: It was like millions of He was like, yeah, millions
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: of followers on the Twitch, like a ten x following
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: of any of the next biggest people.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: But he's a brillion subscribers subscribers, which is a monthly
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: subscription Jesus Christ.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: So it's like almost as many people. It's almost as
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: many people as listened to your podcast. Honestly.
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's crazy, you know, it's really not.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: But I saw that you guys are just you just
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: cracked top three on the Spotify to three, you know,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: that's fucking insane.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's ahead of you? It's Rogan and Who Yeah,
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: oh wow.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: That's fucking insane.
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: I don't know if it goes up and down, it
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: jumps up and goes down.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Hasn't been top There's no way he's been top three.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: Over like, I know it's been obviously top So is it?
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: Is it top three comedy?
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: No c and Tucker Carlson.
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's my that's awesome.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Still bigger though, No, it's not not bigger than that.
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: I assume like tippy top of everything he is.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: But like unfortunately might be bigger than all of those
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: shows combined.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Bigger is ky bigger than I show?
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: Thinks he's bigger than I show. What's show?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Of course?
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah? I know his first t.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah name made him It's show.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I'm genuinely curious. What is bigger? I think that you
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: guys might be.
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: I think you guys are.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I think you are bigger. Does it feel any different
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: that you're at that because that's your show?
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah? I mean I don't know, it's just uh, I
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: don't know. After at first, I was like living and
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: dying like years and years ago, you like see the
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: viewership like, oh my god, Oh my god. And then
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: eventually you just go like okay.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Because it is the same show.
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's the exact.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Same You guys don't really have like the trappings of
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: like you're not like pretending to talk about politics now
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: and shit like that. Yeah, like some other shows like
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Get to a critical Mass and then they like are
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: like weighing in on like these like cultural things.
• 47:29
  Speaker 7: We yeah, we uh, we have politicians reach out a
• 47:32
  Speaker 7: lot and try to get on We always do it, know, Yeah,
• 47:34
  Speaker 7: we had RFK. I do. I do like RFK just
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: because the food thing's good for me, like get the
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: crap out of kids food. Yeah, but it's still it's
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: just like you don't. It's more for just like for me,
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: it's like it's just nice to make people laugh because
• 47:45
  Speaker 7: like jobs sucks so bad. I hate y'all. Yeah, they
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: fucking suck. They're so boring. And then it's like just
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: making it because I remember being in hell, in like
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: an office on a construction site, and it is nice
• 47:58
  Speaker 7: just making dudes laugh while there Hell. So like to
• 48:01
  Speaker 7: just like bring in a politician someone's looking forward to
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: a good chuckle. And then it's like, you know, Duda
• 48:08
  Speaker 7: Jedge about highways or something. I don't know. I don't
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: even know anything about.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: The cards in the back.
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, a script and a lot of the thing too.
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: In my opinion, a lot of the like comedy political
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: kind of like intersections are more so like just trying
• 48:24
  Speaker 7: to get like a ton of views, you know what
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: I mean, which is like, it's not about the civic service.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: They're not trying to bust it up with you there.
• 48:31
  Speaker 7: You're both trying to use each other. It's like you're
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: you know, get and it's whatever. That's kind of the
• 48:36
  Speaker 7: nature of it.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: But also it's like your show. It's not like I
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: don't think RFK coming on would be like it's going
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: to be big for the show.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:43
  Speaker 7: I always wanted to talk to the guy.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: I like them.
• 48:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but yeah, we have a strict no policy. We're like,
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: recently try to talk politics in light of like the
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: Charlie Charlie Kirk stuff, and we just deleted it because
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: it was just us being like, that's fucked up, man.
• 48:56
  Speaker 7: You know, both sides are Yeah, that's fucked up, dude,
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: really fucked up. What have we had? Of course, let's
• 49:04
  Speaker 7: just make people laugh, man, It's you know, let people
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: other people handle that stuff. Yeah, we're doing the same thing,
• 49:09
  Speaker 7: just on a much smaller.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: We're trying to get more politicians on actually, so yeah,
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: we use a few more.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Comes down to.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: It would be like, yeah, if you tuned into our
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: show and then one day you tuned in a r
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: f K Junior like just like.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Just like a big as.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: If we had a politician on and then like before
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: we released the episode they were killed. Yeah, it's like
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: buying a piece of art after the artist dies. Yeah,
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: gonna just only go up and value. It's like the
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: last podcast he did before you can do.
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: One of those like podcast preambles. You're like, hey, guys,
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: just just something about this episode. Uh, we're the last
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: one to have mom before murder, which is sick for us.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so almost this was recorded before we knew, yeah,
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: that he was dead. Yeah, as you can tell by
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: the fact that we've actually.
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: Bought his domain name.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: We can donate to our side through constituents. I feel
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: like you guys have almost had on Like you guys
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: have almost like focused it more internally to like fewer
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: big guests, and you're just like have like Guardini on
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: and like not that he's not a big guest, but like,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you guys could have whoever the fuck you wanted,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: and like you just have like your buddies on kind of.
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so it's not even intentional. It's just like if
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: I just basically just show up and Chaane will be like, hey,
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: we uh by by you know whatever. So this guy's
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: coming on, I'm look sick of it that way. When
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: he leaves, I try to get guests. It's a it's
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: a tough spot to fill.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when he.
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: Does, when he's filming, I try to get like huge guests.
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah I don't.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: And uh, you got interesting your your episode with christ Stephano.
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: That was great, Harry, Yeah he was. Yeah, I shouldn't
• 51:03
  Speaker 7: say that though.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: That was a bad I remember listening to that. I
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: was howling.
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Chris is seven, that was great. Yeah, he's great.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: But musicians and ship you get like, yeah, musicians are.
• 51:11
  Speaker 7: Hard to talk to you because they don't fucking talk.
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: They just play music when you try to talk to them,
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: they're just kind of like, for not all, but for
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: the most part, a lot of them are chilled out,
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: very too chilled out. Yeah, y Marcus King, I like
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: Marcus King. That was fining. To talk to. You went
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: three eleven on. I couldn't get a word out of this.
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: They'd be chatterboxes and the whole time they were chatterboxes.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: But you you were talking before you started that you're
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: you also have musician tendencies. You said that you and
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: your brother played acoustic show in Maryland.
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was like years and years and years ago. Yeah,
• 51:44
  Speaker 7: there was a Yeah, there was a lady with herpes
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: down there who was trying to kiss us. You guys
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: wanted The guy was like, she almost had me on
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: her grips. And the guy was like, bro, she has herpes.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Like she was, she was actively herped out.
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: That's what they were saying. That's what they're telling me.
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: But I was telling you no. But I was almost like,
• 52:03
  Speaker 7: I think they were on her.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Got oh got it, God, I got it front her back.
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: I didn't. I didn't get to ask. I think she
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: was just hot for the acoustic duo. What did you
• 52:15
  Speaker 7: guys play?
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: I forget Honestly, by the way, when when Ron was
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: like you guys did a show and you're like, yeah,
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: there was a woman down there with her, I thought
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: it was a benefit show for her. Kind of was
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: awareness or beat her on her medications.
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: We got hammered, like we got we both got very drunk,
• 52:32
  Speaker 7: and I remember, I do remember the moment of someone like,
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: hey man, just to let you know. And then she
• 52:38
  Speaker 7: had been like, we're gonna make breakfast at I love
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: breakfast at nighttime. You know, she knew that she hit.
• 52:44
  Speaker 7: And I remember like having to my drunk brain be like,
• 52:47
  Speaker 7: how big of a deal are herpies? Actually?
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Someone was like seriously, dude, that poor lady that like, yeah,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: I know what the news is like preceding her small town,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: small town talk. Everybody knows she must have burned the
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: wrong got too many bridges.
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: Honestly, Yeah, I never I always, like when I was
• 53:05
  Speaker 7: like an active dater, I never worried about herpies or
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: STDs because I was like, well, then, it's like almost
• 53:10
  Speaker 7: like a relief.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: You don't have to It's like being bit by a zombie,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Like you can be the zombie that does the biting
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: instead of like living in fear of the zombies.
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying, right, it's.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: More fun to chase than to be chased.
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: I was like, then you can join, Like I always
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: like had a weird fantasy about joining like a severe
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: STD support and them just finding love within that kind
• 53:32
  Speaker 7: of like Dallas Barber's Club. Remember McConaughey in that movie
• 53:34
  Speaker 7: Like finds a Lady that has aids as well.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's what's his name, isn't it the dude?
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: Isn't it a dude? It's doesn't have sex with a guy,
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: and they don't have sex. But it's like that that
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: Jared Leto Jared, isn't it Jared Letto?
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: No, he's a lady dude.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: They become friends and like work together.
• 53:53
  Speaker 7: He doesn't have sex with Jared. I'll be so burned
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: if I was like you remember that hot lady.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: I think you're thinking.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: I think you're thinking swe It wasn't letting you wouldn't
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: you wouldn't.
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: It was like a humble latina lady. Dude, better not
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: be fucking leto.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: That would be jarring to find out after the fact.
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: And I just based my head a whole fan other
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: I would almost positive as a lady. I swear it
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: was babe because.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: It doesn't let don Letto dress like a lady.
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: You have a do you see the beginning of Dallas
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: Barers Club gets the doctors grill yeah, I have a
• 54:35
  Speaker 7: joke about that.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: He said, these are from needles, bitch.
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I said a joke about my gluten allergy was
• 54:40
  Speaker 7: exactly like the beginning of Dallas Buyers Club. And the
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: doctor told me, I said, I.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Never watched Dallas Byers just because I was so aware
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: of the themes that it's really so good.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: Really, yeah, I watched it within the last year for
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: the first time.
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: He doesn't have sex with you.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I can guarantee that because I kind of saw that coming.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Like its thematically, let like just the thing gay man.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: That's the exclusive cut director's cut.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: He basically, I will say, the movie does put forth
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: this idea that you can pretty much keep AIDS at
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: bay with multi vitamins.
• 55:20
  Speaker 7: And I can tell you that is you don't think so.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: I think you need a little more than that. What's
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: the what's the what's the one that they take in
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: rent that everyone takes prep. No, No, there's like an
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: AIDS got discontinued though that everybody took.
• 55:38
  Speaker 7: You are you bringing up anti Fauci talking points right now?
• 55:42
  Speaker 9: What was that stuff called that he.
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: Came up with and it had horrible side effects allegedly?
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: I haven't faih. That's what that was his original.
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: Something like that?
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: What was that?
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: It was the original aid stuff and I got discontinued
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: because it was causing horrible side Oh was it?
• 56:01
  Speaker 9: There's dock there, I said, Curing.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: It is letting them walk there, like this is out
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: of control.
• 56:10
  Speaker 7: Now now it's totally controllable, like if you have nothing.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: What it doesn't even get to age. Right, it's just
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: like HIV.
• 56:17
  Speaker 7: Then it's you can get it towards zero, like it's
• 56:20
  Speaker 7: undetectable in your body.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Padrick Johnson only started making real money once he
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: got it.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it blew him up, yea.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: But the commercials somehow it enlightened him to start buying
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: up like McDonald's movie. The next thing, you know, he's
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: the king of l his family. He owns the Dodgers
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Doesn't really, yes he does. He's crushing. He's a B.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: He's a b billionaire.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah what big time?
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: Really.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Shack's on his way there too, by the way, billionaire.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: He might be a billionaire, but he didn't. I don't
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: know if Shack has ad so, I don't know if
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: he's there yet. He's missing that piece. But I don't.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: I think his penis is too big to get it. Frankly,
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: you can't make it all the way into Yeah, nothing
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: goes up.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: It dies on the vine.
• 57:07
  Speaker 7: Take the journey.
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: I could see that.
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: Honestly.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I saw Kevin Hart claiming billionaire.
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: I thought not. I did see that.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Really he told Kai that he was a billionaire, A.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: Big gy kick. Since since you're my whole.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Algorithm is just like all Kai, now they're just feeding
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: me Kai.
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: Do you come up on your own algorithm at all?
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I have never I do it?
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: Do you?
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: It sucks because I end up just watching yourself. You're
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: looking for an escape and you just stare at your
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: own face? Is it? And you read beneath Emon's like
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: fuck this guy trying to relax. No way.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: People are saying fuck you on your own sometimes not
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: not really.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Is it other accounts posting clips of you? Or is
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: it accounts it's other accounts clip ripping. Yeah, I'll just
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: watch them.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh fuck, that is nice. They'll hit some
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: of their like classic clips that they'll hit. They really
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: love to hit Billy get in chained with.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: The Oh my god, I've seen that nine thousand times.
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: The fake slap.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll see that.
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: I still kind of that was making me laugh every time.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a banger.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: How how uh have you you talked to sput a lot?
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just talked to him.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: How's he accepting his his new journey in life?
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: Dude, I think he's Uh he might have already just
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: had his kid yesterday.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: No he didn't.
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well he might be, like he could be coming
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: at any time. They went in yesterday.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? I think that's been nine months, but.
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: Daddy, yeah, man, oh my god, up man, I'm excited
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: for him.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I'm super excited for him.
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: Boy, he's having a boy he is. Yeah, that's crazy.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: What's he gonna do? We know what he's calling it?
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: Have no idea, I have no clue. I don't know.
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: I'm curious. Check. I gave him a couple days and
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: we'll let him kind of handle this.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: But I want to check in what hospitals he going to?
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: Uh, I don't know, to be honest, somewhere in Philly.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm curious what his uh, what his immunization
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: and circumcision routine is going to be. Oh, I know
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: he's gonna be freaking out.
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: Either, dude, you don't need it. I mean hepatitis B
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: for a fucking baby, that is.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: But there there are other ones though in there that
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: that they gave art there they at.
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: The moment of birth, and I think it's HEP B.
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: But if you're not using intravenience drugs, you don't. They're
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: assuming you're an intraveniens drug user.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: So they gave us the option of like delaying that
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: that they said that you don't have to go HEP
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: by right away.
• 59:21
  Speaker 7: Let's see. That's nice. I think they're given kind of though. Yeah.
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: I think during COVID and they were kind of like
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: fuck this ship. One nursing she was so funny because
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: I like, you would come in, I put my mask
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: back on it. She'd be like, I don't give a
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: fuck about the masses is bullshit. I can get you
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: a fake I can get you a fake vaccine card.
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: She was an angel.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: You're gonna say fake mass fifty bucks for one that
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: doesn't scan, dude, I want.
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, true. I had a fake one.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I had a fake I have photoshopped one,
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: but I had a real one. And then I had
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: a fake one, and then my fake one I got
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: in trouble with.
• 59:56
  Speaker 7: You had both the fake.
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: I had a real one and then I had a
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: fake one. Be when you were going to bars you
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: needed I was under twenty one and you needed to
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: show your VAX card.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: So you put a fake one with your fake birthday.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: I put a fake two factor authentication.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Fake Yeah.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: And I got caught and they were like, they were
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: like this is bad. They were like, don't do this.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: They were like, this is like really illegal.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: Well there was really there was no real penalty on
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: it because I like flew internationally with it.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all with your fake one.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they can't do anything. There was no law in
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: the books about it. It was like, hey, this is bad.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: It was like he was looking at it and he
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: was like, well, your ID says this birthday, and then
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: your vaccine card says the same birthday, but it's not
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: your birthday. How do you know because the year was
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: like six years prior to what my actual age was.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you didn't get that on the phone.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: So it was pretty obvious that I had photoshopped and
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: legal documents.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's the bouncer going to do?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 7: Like report?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: I was going to call the seat, we got one.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: He was the only person. No one really paid attention
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 7: to him.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: Now, now, this was when we were in what's it called.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: It was that dude in Nashville.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's when I was with you
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: his wife. Yes, I kicked out of the bar with
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: me and my wife.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was mortifying.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: We were about to get like a furnishing charge just
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: for like dragging you in there. We were illicitly attached
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: A line of people behind me is they're as they're
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: debunking my photoshopped vax guard. Damn, it was devastating, dude.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Yesterday I was walking my dog on a late night
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: walk and I got to the dog park, the John
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Street Dog Run, And as I got to the dog park,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: there was a circle of a marching band. They're all
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: playing facing each other, and every single person in the
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: marching band, I guess they're practicing. Every one of them,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: including the ones playing the horns, are all wearing masks
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: and they're playing the horn through their mask. What everybody
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: this is September or yeah, the last day of September
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Everybody is there. They're outdoors, all facing
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: each other, wearing masks playing instruments through their masks.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Why isn't that a technique though in jazz, Like when
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: they use this thing on the t.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Give me like a nice muffled sound.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 7: How are they even doing that?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: I literally I scanned everybody's face that that everybody had.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Everybody was not only were they outdoors, but everybody was masked.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: Dude, the twenty twenty five K ninety five, it's such
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: a vibe crusher. Yeah.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: I just couldn't someone to hit you with it.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 7: It's just kind of like, yeah, dude, are you all right? Man?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: This is crazy?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: It was they were, They were good musicians, but I
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: guess it's just a very banned band thing to do,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: like band camp thing that.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: The marching instruments.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're passing down.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: Practicing safe practice. When I act, I just see people,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: I don't like get like mad at them or anything,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: but I'm kind of like, it's just such a just
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: a damper on things walking around.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: There's people who are mean and you know, compromise or whatever, like, yeah,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: that's fine.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: That's going to be even worse. Man, get it fucking
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: get this stuff in there and get it stronger. Yeah,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: he'll be fucking cutting yourself off.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: From the mix, man, I know, don't coddle the me.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: It's like the peanut allergies. Yeah, you gotta be yeah, ye,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: eat them up. They start small, obviously kidding them. If
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 7: you're a compromise. Here's the thing. If you're ninety, sure, yeah,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: you're twenty four. It's like, dude, if.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: You're in a band, if you're if you're well enough
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: to play a tuba, you have to.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you don't.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: See a whole lot of ninety year olds carrying a
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: French horn. These things are fucking huge.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Francis, you should contact them and see if they can
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: be the marching band during your civil war, lead us out.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Lead us out with their masks, standard bearer.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: They were ready, Yeah, they were waiting for Francis.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: That's that is going to be the band for the
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: Dems though.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's your sage.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: The band for the pubs is going to be Metallica.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: That is that's such a war now with a marching band, but.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: It's more modern, gonna be like fucking mad Max the
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: guy on the guitar.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what bands are actually like actively pro trumps. I
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 7: feel like Metallica might be damn I don't you know.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: I don't know. They're views that might be dem Actually
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: they're definitely. Trump always tries to use people's songs to
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: come out on stage, and everyone's like, just for the record,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: I hate this guy. Yeah, yeah, like maybe the Bacon Brothers.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: What's his name.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: Who's the fucking musician to singer?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: Oh? That was the old young he doesn't like.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: No, he hates Trump. Who's the other one who like
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: went on a bunch of like racist.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: Roger Waters, probably trying to mail Roger Waters and the
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: anti Semitic stuff.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: I think No, this was like he was going to like,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: oh Eric.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: Eric Clapton got busted saying London and not for Jamaicans
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: or something. It was the seventies. He was just drunk.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, British dudes love to talk in the Jamaican
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: patoa though. They love to.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: Here my no.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Halfway there, yeah exactly, and it sounds nice it rolls
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: off their tongue. So London might very much be for Jamaicans.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: I think if we're if they're fighting for band members,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: I think the civil war could happen exclusively over who
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: gets to have the HBCU bands march with them So
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: those dudes are fucking the HBCU. You ever see like
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: the trumpet solos or the HBCUs. They're fucking incredible.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: That's interesting.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're They're sublime. They're truly amazing.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: They should have the Mets song. That would be what
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: I would come out to.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: Through. I don't know. If I don't think the war
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: will really break out.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I think I think we're going to avoid it as well.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: We're too co mingled. Everybody is among one another.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: You're telling me, I'm doing all these workouts for nothing.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: No, it's for your body, and hell.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: I don't give a about that.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: It's all self.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna feel fine. When I moved to the PNW.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: They could get they're ready for it. They well armed
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: militia up there.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah they do. That's the that's the militant left.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah out there in yeah, oh yeah, yeah, they're ready
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: for it out there. Do you think they're really like
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: a grassroots organization? Do you think they're backed by some
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: weird government thing.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know much about them. I just know to
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: fear them.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: Does it even exist? I think it's just any time
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: there's a gathering of people that aren't like with blue hair.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 7: It's just library. Yeah.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: People are like, watch out, they're gonna smear period over
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: the library.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Biblical.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I don't buy that it's an organic organization.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: I feel like it's definitely funded.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Oh you think it is. Oh you think it's funded
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: by uh?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: Like there's members, like I remember met anyone.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 7: Who's like, well, it's completely I think. Isn't it completely decentralized?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 7: That's the whole thing, Like we have no hierarchy. This
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: is a like, you know, completely horizontal organization. But how
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: do you even organize it?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Where's the discord chat?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: Yes? Exactly.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: It sounds like it's just a group of guys. Yeah,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: and that's really as far as it goes. I think
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: it's they don't even know each other. They just self claim.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure gender plays a huge role in how
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: they identify. True, of course, I think it's pretty across
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: the board.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if there were CIA dudes at January sixth,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: there has to be some CIA dudes there has It's
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: kind of my theory Agrian provocateurs. Did you watch the
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: bro Andrew Callahan on his surrounded he.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 7: Was I saw that what do you do.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: He did like debunking conspiracy theories.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 7: Oh, he did like one of those like twenty three
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: twenty verse one time.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw the Earth is flat one and I
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: got like thirty seconds in and I was like, nah,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: I can't watch this.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 12: So he was debucking every conspiracy theory he had the
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 12: couple uh yeah, and one of them was that there's
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 12: not like this, that there's not like a global conspiracy,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 12: that there's not like a big like no one's in
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 12: charge basically.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: But he had some some compelling points made against him
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: that were, uh, people were in charge, but he's very
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: open minded to it. Like a lot of people go
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: on there and they're like very locked in.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: And there she wasn't trying to the kids anyone. There
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 7: was no ponage anyone bring up the dinosaur or the
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 7: dragon in the polar ice caps at once of melse
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 7: already attacked by the dragon that I got as quick.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: And we have to get that we have the Jurassic Park.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 7: The dinosaurs is only they can defeed the dragons.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't see that. Is that a theory?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 7: Dude?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: I'm so not to bring everything back the spot, but
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: I'm just so curious as to like how he's gonna
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: like teach his like kids and stuff like that, because
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: he's so open minded to different things like that, Like, yeah,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: what he's going to bring into their life and like
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: how how much he's going to uh dictate all that
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: to them or how much he's gonna let it all happen.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: I don't know, he'll probably. I don't know. That's a
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 7: good question. I think he'll probably.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like Billy's like you think he's going
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: to be pushed towards fatherhood because of this, Like he's
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: gonna want to be He's going to be lonely.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 7: I don't That's a good question because it does. I
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: remember before I kids, I felt kind of weird going
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 7: to all my friend's houses I did have kids. But yeah,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 7: it's coming for everybody for the most part. You know,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 7: he's gonna feel the pressure. He's with a girlfriends, and
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: once you bring a girlfriend to like three weddings, it's
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 7: kind of a wrap, yeah, because then you know they
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 7: get like stronger with every wedding. They feed off the energy.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: And they've become more isolated without it. Yeah, like they're
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: drift away from their tribe.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 7: It's kind of the girl super Bowl the way I
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 7: I IF, I IF, I say.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: And then there's like a summer where they go to
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: eight super Bowls, which guys don't get to like celebrate,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: but we don't. We don't get like a so we
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: get one super Bowl a year and then they're like, oh,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: we need to get our team to the super Bowl badly.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 7: It's super Bowl, but it really is. But yeah after yeah, yeah, billies, billies,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 7: it's it's coming for him.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll be there eventually.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited for it.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 7: I talk about marriage a lot in my stand ups.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: It's nice.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 7: I'm kidding. I have to bring it up three times
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 7: per instructions.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Let's uh, let's hit it hard really quick Netflix.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 7: What date?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Can we just say? December seventh on Netflix October?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Excuse me?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: Did you say that? Or did I? I said?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Oh wow, you're going up against odd true,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: you're going ahead to have with Riod.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: No, I'm I'm kidding. You have to bring it up
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: my field.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: Did you get a look for the comedy Festival?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: No, not at all. The sleepy I don't know that
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: whole thing was uh, you know, everyone's just fighting every
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 7: comedian is bickering and fighting.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: I know, it's almost like does it feel like there's
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: like less less to go around? Is that why the
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: bickering is happening, because it feels like there has been
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: an up taking bicker over the last couple.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 7: My my theory is, and I'm not this isn't a
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: bicker or a barb but I think that Kat Williams
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 7: thing went so viral a year or two ago.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah there's seven dudes or whatever that he said.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 7: Just when he just it was just like he was
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 7: he was filling the tea and everyone obviously loved it.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: And then I feel like, I don't know, I feel like, yeah,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 7: people have always kind of like bickered comedians, always bickering
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 7: about what he's getting what, But like taking a public
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 7: proved to be a pretty cool commodity in terms of
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: getting attention, and I think people started like tapping into
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 7: that and being like, yeah, I'll just fucking talk shit
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 7: on people.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Comedians are low key, a quarrelsome bunch.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 7: Very quarrelsome, and they're also like they're not moral authorities.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 7: Everyone's looking up to them like they're like, oh, dare
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 7: he's a moral authority it's like, you know, they're not
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 7: they're mostly narcissistic psychos, you know.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 13: What I mean.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 7: It's fine. It takes you know, you gotta you have
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 7: the toolkit and be able to do the job. So
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 7: it's like yeah, yeah, you're just sitting room thinking about
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 7: yourself all day being like that's that's hilarious.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: That's love that everyone's gonna love.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 7: When I said, I don't know, I people need to relax, man,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: this go just be funny and you know this whole
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 7: like bickering and like, I can't believe this person's let
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 7: me down, Like.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Well it is a comic.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: It's nasty when that ship makes it to public airwaves obviously,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: like that ship will happen behind closed doors in green
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: rooms for sure, chats, but like when that becomes the
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: content as opposed to like.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 7: There was a philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer. He claimed that men
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 7: rarely fight or bicker unless they're in the same profession.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 7: And then he said, then men will bicker and fight
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 7: like women who bicker and fight no matter what. This
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 7: is his words, not mine, because he said they're all
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 7: inherently in the same profession no matter what they do.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Women are.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 7: That's Arthur Schopperhower's word, It's not mine.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to understand.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: It was taking down high value man. That's that's what
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 7: which is crazy because he wrote this like a long time.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: Ago, but it's true. Like if you look at within barstool,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: like there's like a lot of like bickering and gossiping,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: quarreling and stuff like that within the people at barstool, But.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 7: If men are in two separate trades, they rarely argue.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: But like, yeah, barstool reviewish comedians, and I'm sure in
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: some ways it's a two way street. People revere athletes,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: but I'm sure that they have internal like basketball players
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: I know have like their their internal quarrels.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 7: Like cheating on their wives and stuff. We're talking about
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 7: their negative qual other negative quarters.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: They sometimes do that.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 7: Do you think it's fine? I don't care.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: Sorry no, No. Do you think that you say that
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: comedians should not be looked to his moral authorities? But
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: do you think that maybe athletes bear a different responsibility,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: Like is there a profession where if basketball players were
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: invited to play in an open run game in riod
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: that they should be more inclined to turn that down
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: than comedians.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: No, they're definitely going to take it more because that
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 7: that was the argument, because they were like, who was
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 7: a soccer player? I got one hundred million. They're like, well,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 7: rinaldo it doesn't matter because he's playing soccer. Comedians need
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 7: free speech in order to do the job they're doing.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 7: And if you're, you know, going over to this place,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 7: I also I get doing it, being like I'm cool.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 7: I don't want to do it. I wouldn't do it
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 7: just because of the long flight I hate.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's also like I hate switching.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 7: Time zones that hard. So that'd be my that'd be.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: My millions of dollars to switch times.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: I would have one hundred percent done it. You would
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: have done it, but for two reasons. One, I assume
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: the money would have been good. And two, I'm very
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: curious about Saudi Arabia.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 7: See what's over there.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: I just want to go check it out the plays
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: I've always wanted to go, and I think that's a.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Well, you were saying that you want to take it
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: down from the inside. Yes, you were saying that you
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: want to get ingratiated, and then.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: I want to eleven nine.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 7: You would take a ninth of November. Yeah, I didn't,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 7: you know, I honestly didn't care really either way, people
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 7: don't do it. I'm like, that's nice, you know I do.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 7: I do love Shane and seeing him just wrapped in
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 7: the American flag, it's like kind of pumping me up.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 7: He's getting ultimate patriot credit.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the credit.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: I like that. At the same time, he's like, I'm
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 7: gonna go do this.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: And he's also so rich. He was already very rich.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 7: There's guys that were you know, a bunch of guys
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 7: have Ku Bucks. They could just be the experience. They're like, yeah,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 7: I'm fucking.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: Bored Kevin Hart. I mean they got you got to
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: imagine the number.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 7: Has to be with a bee.
• 1:15:18
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• 1:15:20
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• 1:15:27
  Speaker 7: really cool for black guys to do, like to Dubai
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  Speaker 4: Kevin Hart is so famous in other countries. It's like
• 1:15:43
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  Speaker 3: So you think you think he's the highest paid person.
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  Speaker 4: If I had to guess, yeah, And I would say
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  Speaker 4: it's probably not close. He sells out stadiums in like Africa. Yeah, world,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: why that should starts with a B?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, But I my whole point is I just have
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 7: no ill will towards my fellow comedians for of course
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 7: not whatever, of course not less they're just being a dick.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 7: That's my main thing. Like you can go to riad,
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  Speaker 7: I don't care if you're just like a dick.
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of but it's not that that's another thing
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, next time, you know, you can be like, hey,
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  Speaker 7: I know, another guy's pretty funny.
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  Speaker 3: Word for me, the whole, the whole like leaking of
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: the what what they said you can and can't say
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: things didn't hold much water for me because you know,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, we've all done probably private gigs where they're like, listen,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: the one thing we don't want you to.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Talk about dove like dove for men set. You can't
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: say like everything.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I did the Armenian Orthodox Church. And yeah, I
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 7: couldn't say like butthole or something. And you know I
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 7: still I got my fifty bucks.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: It's their sacred word, it's their Muhammed.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: Why so going to do that festival to deliver some
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: message of truth, that's not what the goal is anyway.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think that's when people start to start
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: to lose the plot on comedy a little bit. Yeah,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: it's like, not everything has to mean anything.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 7: No, I agree with Francis. Truth is for a Christian society.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 7: Their whole society is based on lives.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 9: And yes, I agree with you.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: We know you, we know you gotta go. We know
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: you got another pod to do after this.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 7: Thank you, got to hit the road.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: Thanks Yeah, always a blast.
• 1:17:33
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  Speaker 7: Thank you.
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• 1:17:38
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• 1:17:43
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're coming in like the Harbinger of death, like
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: the A been.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 9: A fan of the show. How you guys doing right
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 9: for having me on?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 12: So good?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: We were just talking about the first class list in
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: the last episode.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: Oh really yeah, yeah, So I was saying, I don't
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: I've I'm I'm I've passed that past, I've pulled back.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 9: I said, how do you guys feel I'm fine about
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 9: at this moment about about Sas not being on.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: Uh. I was pretty furious about the fact that he
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: brought it up. And I know where this is going.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 9: And yeah, so I'm going to slack the company slack
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 9: with like a bunch of like different management people here.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 9: I'm not going to say all the names, but it's
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 9: like the CFO, the c r O, the head of
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 9: hr CMO, like all that c suite. This is the
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 9: c suite of Barstool. And yesterday, at two point fifteen,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 9: I get a message in the slack for the nine
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 9: of us and it goes, hey, you there. Kaitlyn w
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 9: asked me for an updated first class list. The last
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 9: one we gave her it was back in January. I
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 9: took a look and noted some suggested that it's anyone
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 9: to add her removed.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: Wait, who said that?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 9: This is from someone in that shot like Paul Dog Yeah,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 9: Paul Legal, Paul Paul. I don't know why this conversation
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 9: honestly started, but I was.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 7: I enjoyed that.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Wait, so Kate Walker started the conversation or Legal Paul started?
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 9: Legal in the slack from the clouds just said, you.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: Know, he's a huge fan of our pod?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 7: Is it he started here?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: Let's be honest, got it.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know where does he fly on the plane?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 9: I'm sitting in the back of the ball.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: He's private, he's private, right, Legal Paul is on.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 9: The No, I think he's I think most of us
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 9: are in the back like sas.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: I don't believe that's true. I actually, well, I need
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: to know who's of this list of the nine who's
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: who are in the like private black car list getting
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: picked up from the airport, because I know that's a
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: list too.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 7: It's a good question. I don't know.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 10: Ye.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 9: So then they reply with, like the current list that exists,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 9: when you're on it, you're on it, you're not. And
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 9: there's a bunch of people on there. And so we're
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 9: auditing there's people that there's a bunch of people on there.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 9: I'd say twenty twenty or solf.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's sickening some people though, you say yes or.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 7: No if they're on the list, we're gonna call this
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 7: swindler's list.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 9: So yeah, so there's all these names on. There's some
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 9: people that aren't here, like Will Compton still on it
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 9: and and as you Taylor Luan and whatever, but they're
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 9: not here anymore. So so I just kind of sit
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 9: back and where is this going to go? Like who's
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 9: gonna like start throwing names on there that should be
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 9: on there and not on there? Like who's going to
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 9: chime in and make edits right?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 7: So I have.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 9: Opinions on a lot of people that are on there
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 9: and not on there. So then someone shimes in, name
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 9: Redactedden Gruden flies Southwest, but Francis is on the first
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 9: Class list. Nothing against Francis, but that seems off.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, you gotta name the name.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 7: That is not the barstool way to not name the name.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 7: And you know that for you, for.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: You to come in here and not name the name
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: is horseship and it's cowardly and antithetical to what barstool
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: is not your barstool, not Dave's barstool, not your barstool.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 9: So then there's then there's crazy, and then there's some
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 9: replies back and forth, people going to bad for people.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: But the fact Francis today you could at least name
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: who who.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 9: I think leg went to bad for Francis actually.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: So he's not the one that said your name.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: I would say this, can I say my My theory
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: would be this, you take the P and L of
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: the employee, meaning does that person, based on their cost
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: of salary and expenses or whatever, is what they bring
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: into the company greater and based on a certain percentage
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: of that they should does a does a first class
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: ticket bring them into the red or not?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know if that would be the final demarcation,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 9: like if you're profitable, you get first class.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: I think it's a somewhat.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 9: I think it's like the people that you'd imagine to
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 9: be on it are on it.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: It's like the penny standouts. Uh, there's gotta be I'm
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: going five standouts.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 9: The only one that was called out was Francis Is
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 9: being an outline.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: But that's because of this, that's because of this conversation.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: It's got to be.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 9: I don't know how down to.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: Those Tell me who person was that that advocated for?
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: By the way, Gruden was also in the Internet Invitational.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 9: Do you think Gruden should be on it?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 9: You'd have to answer me what.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: But why is John gru The thing is, why is
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: John Gruden find Southwest in the first place?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 9: He's a Southwest guy. I don't know that's what he
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 9: wants here.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: At south went if he's a Southwest guy. But it's like,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: I don't think John Gruden has over one hundred million dollars.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: I don't think anyone really holding him back also taking
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: the thirty dollars who say that?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: Why since Southwest now has assigned seating, which is which
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: means that I don't think he's flying like general boarding
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: Zone Z on Southwest. I don't know why is that
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: he's not flying Ryan Air? It's not easy yet? Why
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: Like you know, if Southwest is the airline I'm to
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: fly like all FLI soft?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, I guess if you look back to
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 9: when this all started, it was like two or three
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 9: years ago, like who gets first class? Like Erica was
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 9: still here at the company then and it was a
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 9: lot of you know, I think someone flew like back
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 9: of the it was like maybe when Brianna was traveling
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 9: all over the country and she was like back of
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 9: the plane and she's bringing in all this money and it's.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Like that's crazy that She's like, how did that come up?
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 9: I think I don't know. I'm actually not sure. I
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 9: would love to be I think found out about it. Yeah.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 9: I think Dave might have been like, what the fuck
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 9: is how they find out about it? I think Brianna
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 9: might have said to him just complain about I don't
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 9: think she complained. I think he was like, it just
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 9: came up in like a conversation. He's like, I don't
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 9: know how would come up? If you were like I'm
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 9: sitting in the back of like.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: You complain about it, Guys, I'm right now if you
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: don't tell me who fucking did that?
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: Who do you think today?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know the Sea Suite people that Well,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to get a company manifesto. I'm going
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: to need to know who these people are, and I'm
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: going to gather them all under the pretense of some
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: different idea. I'm going to say nobody leaves this room
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: until I find out I am in the best shape
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: of my life. This is the war we've been preparing for.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: I thought it was gonna be north and south. It's
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: me against the sea suite. Who do you think in
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: that group of suits can take me.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: Before?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: You're lean, You're in lean shape, You're in six pack shape.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 9: Don't we still have to swim underwater or something. Wasn't
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 9: that something that talked about on the shelf like that?
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: By the way, I was gonna say, your calves look incredible.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: Do you run a lot? Is that what you do?
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so that was I just wanted to pop in
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 9: and give you, guys. I just want to pop in and
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 9: give you an update. That was the only update to have.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 9: I don't have any more information to share at this point,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 9: but we're on it.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: Well, I thought there was definitely.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 9: There's a new list that will be fired over to
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 9: Dave for approvals. At the end of day, he's.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: Gonna be a list longer or shorter than it was.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 9: We've added some new people to the company, like Roussello
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 9: should be on that of course, but he hasn't brought
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 9: it in a dollar yet, so.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: He's gonna yeah, So don't don't go out.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 7: He's that's my guy. I don't know.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: I just don't understand why it's got to be like
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: a comparison thing here, Like I don't understand why Francis
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 4: being on the list would be like that's off.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: I think there. I think there should be a monetary reason.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: But why you're on.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: There, John Gruden comparison? You could have done that with
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: anyone on you could have been fran and ri are
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: on that list, and John Gruden's not.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: We make a ton of money, and and and one
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: one thing that I think is a little weird is
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: that you are guys naming people that, based on their
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: like pedigree, deserve to be on the first Class list.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: I don't think that that necessarily holds water. I think
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: it should be entirely merit based on what they bring
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: to the company. And to that end, I will extend
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: it all of branch. I think that if I'm flying
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: for for play, maybe I should be on the first class.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: If I'm flying for something like.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: Well, don't negotiate yourself out, I will not have to
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: do that.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: I'm not so I'm not so special as to believe
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: that I deserve first class all the time. If I'm
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: flying for some profitless flight of fancy or whatever, or
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: a thing that isn't fully sponsored or whatever, I don't
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: give a fuck.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: I'll fly.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: I'll upgrade myself even But if it's like something with
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: it where I'm attached to a very highly internet imitational,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe surviving Barcel but even then, like
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: for going to Chicago, I don't, I don't care. But
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: if I'm on something that is a highly sponsored thing thing,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: I would be happy.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 9: I mean, it's not my decision.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 7: That's great.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: So so how many I think that's I think that's fair.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: I think I think you're fine.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: I think you're on it's sas did SaaS?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: Was that anything between SaaS and Francis?
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 7: Four Play? Got it?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 9: Okay, So that's why you're saying, if it's a four
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 9: Play thing, then I should be able to go first class.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: That's why I was put on the list.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 7: Got it because.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: Probably on that probably was probably you were having that
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: C suite talk.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 9: Isn't Jerry on four Play?
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: He comes with us?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 7: And my guess is he's not on this list, But
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 7: I would bet that when he flies.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: For four play. He probably get put on there.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 7: Well as private. Who does Jerry like everywhere?
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who's on the private list?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 9: I don't know how they decide who gets to go
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 9: on that.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a whole other list. So so what, let's
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: just talk a little turkey like numbers. You don't have
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: to say names, but let's just do numbers, wresting names.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you haven't been scared in the past.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you're scared. No, guys, I mean
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 9: I think I don't know if Dave even knows this
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 9: list really exists at this point because it was like
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 9: an Erica thing and it's just been since then. So
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 9: he'll eventually come in by I mean, I give you
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 9: the list of people who is currently on it.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that'd be nice.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 7: I want that.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: I want to see sweet I want the Cee Sweeter,
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: I want the Canary.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 9: Now, you got to protect your people. Fuck those that's
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 9: like the social people, Like I'm not gonna have her
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 9: out out.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but social people's a different level. These people are
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: are like they're the like.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 9: He didn't say, like they're the you know.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's a man, it's a man there you
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: And okay, let me tell you something. I know the
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: hierarchy of C suite. If we're talking fucking CTO or
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: whatever something something, I don't even know what the initials
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: stand for. I'll I'll come at that person.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 9: Paul did say Francis has business class but not first
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 9: class in his contract. So you do have that in
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 9: your contract?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 7: I guess, oh, I have it in my contract.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 9: Business class, yes, not first.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: Business class is better than first class. So what are
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: we talking about. I don't need to fight that person.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: They can't touch me, okay in my contract.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: So now let's get the list of the names of
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: people on Fantastic now that we've smoothed that over, which
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: is a relief for me, to be honest, I think
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: way more than you.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sash was promising or Francis was promising sexual harm.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: Yea, I said I would rape him, ass and mouth.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: Those are the exactly if you fuck this up for Francis.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: So they should keep that in mind. If they try
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: to take Francis off the list, they're harming Sass materially.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: So let's get a couple of names from this list.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 9: I wonder if these people even know that they're on
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 9: this list, like in a sense of like do they
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 9: just fly coach and they don't realize they could get
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 9: a first class. But anyways, we'll start from the top.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 9: Portnoy of course, of course, pft of course, Hank of course.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm kidding, Yeah.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 9: Rigs, Frankie, clamor Trent.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: I would be fine with it. I would be fine
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 4: with that.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: What I mean he goes sit between the two, put
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: him on an arm wrest.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 7: Put him in a fucking overhead compartment.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so the four play guys, Riggs, Frankie, Trent, Chicken
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 9: fry Aaron Foster, biz Wit, KFC, fights, Ria, fran Roan,
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 9: Pat Bev Walla, Gilly.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: That can't be it.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 9: That's a solid That's the one that I have. And
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 9: then like it says like that's what the conversation was,
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 9: Like Gruden's on here, he's like the Southwest thing came up,
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 9: and then Risillo was talked about because he's joining.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: So just like and then there was definitely a couple
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: other names mentioned.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah, like the Compton, Will Taylor the one and all
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 9: I hear anymore. I don't know who else is there
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 9: that that's who's there, who's so who else?
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: I don't want to know my position whatsoever. No other
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 4: names were talked about us, and there's been no other
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: names that have been contemplay to be added.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 9: No that's brought up.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 3: I do think that hearing that list is humbling. I
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: think that all of those people are more valuable than
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: Well, that's I don't think you got to go to
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 4: that that extent.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 7: What do you mean? I think.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: I don't think there's anyone on that list that shouldn't
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: be on that list.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: I think I'm at the bottom of that list.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 4: You're selling yourself way too short.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 7: I don't agree.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: No, there's a couple of people.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 9: Who's whose france is better than on that list.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 4: I'm my name and I'm protecting my people.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know what like, I don't know one what
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: John Gruden is paid, and two I don't know what
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: what his show is sponsored for. It's possible that the
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: cost of John Gruden for this company is far greater
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: than the cost for me.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would assume that's your favorite.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: That's where I go with that.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: You're saying to put Gruden back on Southwest said, let
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: him pick his own seat.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: I'm a grooding guy, so don't get that wrong. Don't
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: get that twist.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: You're well, Chuck's gonna come for you.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 4: I'm well, I agree with what Francis.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: See.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: I'm a Francis guy.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 7: This is how if I were there.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 9: I mean when I think of people on there, like
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 9: that aren't on there and I didn't pay I just
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 9: was like, I just thought it was funny because of
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 9: this thing. But there's people here like like movie Like
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 9: I don't know if she would ever complain, but like
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 9: that's someone who brings in a lot of money. So yeah,
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 9: like there's probably people that you look at like that.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 9: I don't know. I'm trying to think if it's all
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 9: just like money based, or if there is some like
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 9: seniority or just yeah, like I don't know. I just
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 9: want to do right by, Like I don't know.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know who've been grandfathered in illus just see.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 7: What Dave jameson.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah, honestly probably so yeah, we'll say that there's more
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 9: it's gonna get sent over.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: I might think about now based on the way I
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: see this so differently that my candidacy for Chief financial
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: Officer at Barcels Sports like that might be imagine if
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: that were the person that that said that, because then
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 3: I want to apply for that job.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 7: You want to be the CFO.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: And I'm not kidding one bit.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: That would be good. Wait, but there has to be
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: There's also we should.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: Do a drum line solo off where like organizing expenses
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: for one month who comes out ahead, which, by the way,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: I could find a million ways to come up with
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: more money and titan corners at this company. And I'll
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: start with this. Uh here's an example.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 9: So you've been thinking, you've been thinking about this.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 3: I have so much to complain about that I don't
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: and it's not about me. It's about why are we
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: letting money leak like this? Here's an example. Dana and
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: I our show got sponsored again, probably the fourth time.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 3: This time it was by uh and they are putting
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: out a and it's, uh whatever, so we get the ad.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: We have to do an episode strictly sponsored by this
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: presenting sponsor.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, no, that that's not uncommon. That happened. I mean
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 9: the recent this is like inside Barstow. Interesting, there's the people,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 9: but it's like Rigs will do a whole golf shoot
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 9: how do you do And then like they'll come back
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 9: and be like, oh, you need to you didn't put
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 9: the product in the right way. It's like, well, I
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 9: just shot eight hours of golf. What are you telling
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 9: me to do it? He's like, Ye'll go do it again.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 9: But you know what I mean Like that, that's if
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 9: it comes to barstool, it does become annoying and a
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 9: lot on the content people here to like have to
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 9: redo reshoots and get right back together and then all
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 9: that stuff. So yeah, no, that's something that needs to
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 9: be fixed.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: And well that could fixed. Like fifty people are on
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: the on the first class list. True, we don't go,
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: we don't.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 7: Well, so you don't your conditioning in this room?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah no, I know. I was wishing to bring the jacket. Yeah.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 9: All you gotta set at.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: Least no complaints. Owen's complaint is actually just in that
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: that is a cost.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 4: True, I didn't think about that.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we appoint the team of Son of
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: a Boy Dad as the Dope department of Barsool. Effishency.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 4: I love that.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, dope, I like that.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 4: I'll write out I'll do like a ten slide set up.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 7: Who are you? Who?
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 4: Are you presented hierarchy and all that.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 3: I'll go on the rampage.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: But I would like to know. I would like to
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: know who behind the scenes is also on this list.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 9: I don't there. I've never seen a list of Like
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 9: I said, I don't exactly exactly, like does corporate have
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 9: Like when you ask the elites to investigate the elites,
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 9: nothing ever gets figured out.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 7: Who have PTSD?
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 9: I would never fly first class like David, I still
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 9: operate under It's like Dave's wallet and that Renee his
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 9: ex wife who when Barseols started, she was in the
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 9: bank count and they'd be like, why are you eating
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 9: like anything other than McDonald's when you're on the road,
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 9: or like why you're flying? Like what we had four
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 9: people to a bedroom when we would be traveling, like
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 9: two people. I could share a room with Devlin and
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 9: like swear to share a bed with him and Dante,
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 9: Like that's what we would do. So I saw PTSD from.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: Now, But I know, but what about the black car crew.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's the other thing, Like I don't know who's.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: Taking the airport and there's someone with their name, Yeah,
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: that person's name written on it.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 7: That's crazy.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: Taxy because you know that's that's happened. That's happening out there,
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: and it's not the people downstairs, just the people upstairs.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 9: Definitely going to cells.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: We need to put together a group of nine of
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: us to get there.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 4: List those guys work like they work at like JP
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 4: Morgan in the c suite.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: And yeah, I saw I spent seven hundred and eighty
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 3: dollars on Spanish ham out of my own pocket.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 9: One of the best Allys allies you could have here
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 9: is a CFO. You should get to know him. He's
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 9: the guy where how do you think about the expenses
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 9: got out there?
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, based on base based on you're saying, that makes
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: me think it's not him who routed me on the Southwest.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 9: He doesn't care. He's numbers guy strictly.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 7: Just so we've ruled him out.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 4: I'm a numbers guy. Put me in touch with this guy,
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 4: Me and him will talk.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: Well, no, you can't even talk to them because it's
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: like it's like and Batman begins when you go to
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: like the guy's like restaurant, and like you have to
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: go through twenty henchmen just to like get to them.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: They're at like this this long table at a private
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: like steakhouse.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: By the way, the fact that anyone other than the
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: CFO weighed in on my candidacy for the first Class List,
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 3: that it was some geek is outrageous.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 9: So I'll rifle off like job titles.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and then you could.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 9: Figure out like who would actually bring I don't think.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 9: So you go like head of hr.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: CF Kim Rayner, Okay, I.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 7: Love m.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 9: Well you have that head of sales right in.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: Yep, that's a candidate.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 7: Yep, you have.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 9: You have a head of commerce.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 7: What is that?
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 9: Commerce is like merchandise, merchandise. All we do a lot
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 9: of commerce, like merchandise.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 7: What the hell is that Allison?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 9: Uh no, Allison is not the head of She works
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 9: for that for that group.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 3: But she's not.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 4: Wait I'm dead serious. Who are the like do these
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 4: people work in the office.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 9: They're all here.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: They're like the CFO is here right.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 9: Now, correct, Yeah, he sits right over here, actually right
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 9: behind your studio.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: I fucking bet that they're trying to get back at
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: us for the cigar episodes.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 4: They gotta fuck they gotta fucking cop up to the
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 4: door right now listening.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 7: In keep going CTO. She takes out Pete.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 9: No, Pete oversees this person, Pete's I don't know what
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 9: Pete's actual title is, but some of the works with
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 9: Pete that does all like keeps our site up and running.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 7: And like saying the titles. You're not saying their name.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 9: You wouldn't know these people. I also don't like know,
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 9: like yeah, like I don't find fine, fine, fine, yeah
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 9: you guys can I'm just giving a little bit here.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: So you said CTO out of sales, chairman of the.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 9: Head of head of marketing.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a Luigi situation here.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: What was that last one?
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 9: Yes, marketing, head of marketing CMO.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know who that is. But the way
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: that you just looked at me makes me think.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 7: Of m b oh m. What do you mean?
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: I love mb and you said it was a guy.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 3: So I don't think it's her.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah, or I think I did it. I legal, we
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 9: already touched them. Pete is in this peak. Oh yeah,
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 9: I guess tell her Media Technology and Production SVP. So yeah,
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 9: he's in there too.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: SVP's in there too.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, I gotta believe it's Ryan. And Ryan
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 3: has been debted against me sales has he doesn't like
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 3: me because I have complained to him about the gridlock
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 3: between uh, the personal sponsored content situation and UH. I
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 3: won't get into all that, although I'm not afraid to
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: lay it all there. I have nothing left to live for.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: Heit I got.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 4: I got one thing as well.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: Because they're trying to take your first class, they're trying
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 1: to take your life.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 3: Well, it's just I'm met him. I'm I'll all fucking
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: make all the heads roll. I don't give. I want
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: all the smoke.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: They're trying to take your short rib in the delta
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: one from you?
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 7: Did you know that Vibs hates me?
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 9: By the way, now, I did not know that hates me.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: Sit right next to him all these years, been in danger,
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: had no idea.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 7: Did uh?
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 4: Did you guys get my Instagram? Did they fix my Instagram?
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 7: We're working on that.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we filing ticket.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 9: That was I woke up this morning at.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 7: Eight am or whatever.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 9: My instagrams fucked?
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 7: What do I do? Yeah?
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 4: I've messaged the support people on Instagram and they were
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 4: of no use. They were like, send us a screenshot
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 4: of what it looks like. I was like, you have
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 4: you're on my profile right now? Why am I sending screenshots?
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 7: Harry?
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 3: You think that's bad my TikTok. I have been hit
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: with copyright violations twice because the main account at our
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 3: school reposts my context TikTok thinks that I have stolen
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: it from myself. I have asked for help and everyone's like, nope.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: Well someone had. That means someone's putting a strike on
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: your video from within barstool.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 10: Dude.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 7: I don't know what it is.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: But when I complained about it, Gus is like, you know,
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: that doesn't belong to you, and I was.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 7: Like, that's fine.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: I will happily seed ownership of this, but can we
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: just try to unfunck the fact that my account is
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 3: now under like lock from TikTok and nobody seems to
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 3: know how to do that.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 9: I'm not even sure they know how to do that.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 9: That's the problem with these companies.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 4: But yeah, China, that's the kind of the worry that
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 4: I'm having right now with this Instagram thing is it
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 4: doesn't seem like they have any idea how to fix it.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: At least you're dealing with Zuckerberg soonem back at home. Yeah,
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, He's gonna have to learn
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  Speaker 1: Mandarin to get file this complaint.
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  Speaker 9: Thanks, thanks for having you guys.
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  Speaker 2: I'll come back.
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  Speaker 9: I'll come back with an update.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when I have one. We'll just listen to Unnamed
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  Speaker 1: and we're recording next Monday, all right, if you're hopefully
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  Speaker 1: we'll have hopefully we'll have an answer by that on
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 1: who's in and who's out? Is there any can you
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  Speaker 1: put in a good word for sass?
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  Speaker 9: I was actually I'll throw it in right there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like, hey, hey, sass Is, and can you just.
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  Speaker 9: Put because anyone thought about sas.
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  Speaker 1: Can you put what some boy dad's numbers?
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  Speaker 7: I don't want that.
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  Speaker 9: What if it's like a one in one out situation
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  Speaker 9: you can bump people.
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  Speaker 4: If I'm bumping people, I don't want it.
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  Speaker 9: So if I was, like if they were like Francis
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  Speaker 9: out sass and you'd say, I object.
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  Speaker 1: But if you have to bump Aarrying Foster or something
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 4: If arian's gotta go, I'll take it. If anyone's got
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  Speaker 4: to go, I don't want to in.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, That's how I am.
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  Speaker 3: Company man Team guy.
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  Speaker 1: Just put in the sound of a boy dad numbers.
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  Speaker 1: Though they're they're pretty good.
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  Speaker 9: Show has been going, well, well, you guys got a
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  Speaker 9: lot of promotion out there. You've got a huge super
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 9: fans out there to promote every clip.
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  Speaker 3: I think, oh yeah, yeah there do we are you
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  Speaker 3: being sarcastic?
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  Speaker 1: No, we do clubs.
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  Speaker 7: Is that one of our Does that person work for us?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Like put the evil stool.
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  Speaker 4: This is the guy that you beef with.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't like what he clips?
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  Speaker 1: You don't like that, Well, he tries to make you
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: look bad, just.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't add context. I had too a couple.
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  Speaker 4: Like a week or so ago, tell him something I
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 4: had to go. He said, no, no, no, he's reportant to.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I accept blame for it, But I had
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 3: this thing I said on the pod the other day
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  Speaker 3: about like my sister and her kids and stuff. Sure
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  Speaker 3: enough clipped main account.
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  Speaker 4: He's tagging your sister's kids.
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  Speaker 7: Do you guys know that it's my fault for saying it.
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  Speaker 3: I know that.
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  Speaker 9: Do you know we have a like a server that
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 9: has all the unedited footage here?
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 7: No? Oh wow, yeah yeah that's not good.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying because because of like what sass got
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: cut last week.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't cut out anything crazy. That's a calm that's
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 4: a big misconception. Everyone's like, well, he's saying he's already
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 4: seen it. Oh, he's already seen The.
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  Speaker 3: Things I have cut are usually just horrifically like racist
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  Speaker 3: and inappropriate things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all there.
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  Speaker 9: Jokes about dad girl.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, Double Jeopardy though, can't fire me again for that.
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  Speaker 3: Can't touch me?
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  Speaker 7: Right, thank you? Yeah, I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 4: Will be on the tail end of Matt mccuskers episode,
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  Speaker 4: So this is gonna be big.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be in Philly this week.
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  Speaker 7: What's that? What's that?
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  Speaker 3: Cfl Oh No, send them in one at a time.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: I'll be in Philly this weekend at Helium four five
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  Speaker 3: shows Thursday, Friday Saturday. Tickets are pretty much gone, so
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 3: tickets to Punch Up Dot Live Slash Trains it's eels.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be in New York City next weekend at Rodney's
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  Speaker 4: four shows Friday Saturday. I can't promote them anywhere, so
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  Speaker 4: this is just word of mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Well you have it, you have my Twitter, but you
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: just refuse to use it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I posted on Twitter San Diego the weekend after
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: for me as well, that's son of a boy. That
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  Speaker 3: thanks everyone.
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  Speaker 10: No one was a step still on the ground. So
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  Speaker 15: I was only falling one way. When I was only
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  Speaker 15: falling one bad day, were drifted.
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  Speaker 10: Fool for was.
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  Speaker 15: So so?
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  Speaker 10: Then you need so.
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  Speaker 15: No, I'm coming, I'm so phoning along. I was only
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  Speaker 15: a phone in. I was on your phone in one way.
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  Speaker 15: I was one on your phone in my stream Dot say.
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  Speaker 10: I was falling one way, says just a just a stay.
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  Speaker 15: Fastal paper, the call just a no.
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