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Carl Went Dark in Miami — No Phone, Speedos, and a Ferrari · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: Square to start today. Well, first, we lost a good
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  Speaker 1: friend of the show, Gary Rourke of Ubonn's Barbecue, and
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  Speaker 1: we didn't lose him like Opie loses most of his friends.
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  Speaker 1: Gary passed on. And when Greg called me to say
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  Speaker 1: that he wanted to use this special end of summer
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  Speaker 1: Labor Day podcast as a memorial to the King of Barbecue,
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  Speaker 1: I knew it had to be an episode that includes
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  Speaker 1: our favorite chef, the mad Cuban, Carl Luez. The problem
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  Speaker 1: is where the fuck is Carl Now? The last I
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  Speaker 1: had heard, he was hanging out with our Westwood One
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  Speaker 1: podcast network suits, Tim Sabian and Robert Mathers. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: trouble to begin with. But Carl's a big boy, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm guessing he's got his face buried in vagina casserole
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  Speaker 1: where he's busy putting his new restaurant together. Then I
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  Speaker 1: checked my Instagram feed for like three days and not
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  Speaker 1: one post from Karl. Now that's troubling because the chef
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  Speaker 1: posts himself drinking or eating something that would put me
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  Speaker 1: in rehab or a hospital like every ten minutes. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: I may have lost five pounds. Not seeing his is
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  Speaker 1: ruizing this past week, because when I do see his posts,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta eat. So with that, Opie put on his
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  Speaker 1: little Sherlock Holmes hat and began investigating things because, let's
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  Speaker 1: face it, we can't pay tribute to Gary of Ubon's
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  Speaker 1: without Carl. It just wouldn't be right. So Opie got
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  Speaker 1: in touch with Carl's girl Friday, Gloria, and she gave
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  Speaker 1: him a number that has an Arizona area code.
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  Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: So now we check in with our host in his car,
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  Speaker 1: podcasting as usual and giving that Arizona number a shot
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  Speaker 1: on Opie Radio.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, call.
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  Speaker 2: Calebs, what's up? Call Lamb.
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  Speaker 3: Chop is alive. I'm alive, bro, I went dark.
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  Speaker 4: Huh, you haven't posted on social media in about four
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  Speaker 4: five days. I texted you, you didn't never wrote me back.
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  Speaker 4: Then I freaking got a hold of Gloria. All I
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  Speaker 4: know is she said that you lost your phone in
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  Speaker 4: New York before you flew out, whatever that means.
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  Speaker 2: And then finally you started calling me.
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  Speaker 4: From some weird number with an Arizona area code.
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  Speaker 2: And I called that.
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  Speaker 4: Number back and uh and here we are, here, we are.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Call? Let me tell you something. Brother? When I tell
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  Speaker 3: you almost the grid. Almost the grid.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't care if you go off the grid.
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  Speaker 2: But no one knew you were going off the grid.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I didn't know I was going off the grid
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  Speaker 3: in the beginning. What happened was I was in New
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  Speaker 3: York and I was at a party and I may
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  Speaker 3: have drank too much.
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  Speaker 2: You think.
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  Speaker 5: It is a Tuesday, Tuesday, and I left my phone
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  Speaker 5: in an uber really and I don't know any of
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  Speaker 5: my passwords or anything.
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  Speaker 3: So then I called Gloria and I'm like, hey, I
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  Speaker 3: have no phone. I'm flying to Orlando because Guy Fieri
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  Speaker 3: is opening a new place called Chicken Guy. It's like
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  Speaker 3: a fried chicken place, which was delicious, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: so you should see me. I landed Orlando. I don't
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  Speaker 3: I can't rotate anybody. I don't know anybody. Nobody knows me.
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  Speaker 3: I have five grand in my fucking in my pocket,
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  Speaker 3: a check card and cigarette and I roll up and
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  Speaker 3: I roll up and I figure out, you know, where
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  Speaker 3: this guy thing is, and they had security you couldn't
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  Speaker 3: get anywhere, And all of a sudden, this's Wondero's like,
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  Speaker 3: holy shit, it's the Cuban right, And I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: what's up? And when I hung out with a guy,
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  Speaker 3: we did the thing, and I said, well, now that
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  Speaker 3: i'm here, I'm going to Miami. I got no phone,
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  Speaker 3: I got nothing. I'm Cuban. I'm gonna go where I'm safe.
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  Speaker 3: So I rented a car and I drove from Orlando
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  Speaker 3: to Miami and just started falling. And then just word
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  Speaker 3: got out that I was here, like in Miami, like
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  Speaker 3: just from people like fighting, right, And all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 3: my buddy, Richard Hales calls me and he's a great
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  Speaker 3: chefs out here. Richard Hales calls the restaurant because I'm
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  Speaker 3: staying at the Confidence Hotel where his restaurant is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they bring.
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  Speaker 3: Me a fucking cordless phone, like like nineteen eighty nine.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, like, it's Miami Vice.
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  Speaker 3: Yo, it was straight Miami life, right. And he brings
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  Speaker 3: the phone and he's like, yeah, what are you doing
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  Speaker 3: in my fucking hotel? And I'm like live it right right.
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  Speaker 3: So he's like, yo, I touched you for three hours, bro.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, well, I've been at the bar for three hours.
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  Speaker 3: Like I literally called the restaurant to find out why
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  Speaker 3: you were bad at me. I said, I have the phone,
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  Speaker 3: and then I hooked up with him. And then I'm
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  Speaker 3: walking down the hallway and I see a bunch of
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  Speaker 3: girls that I know from out of state, and now
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  Speaker 3: I'm not leaving.
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  Speaker 2: Well, good for you. Did you get a new phone?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just got a new phone.
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  Speaker 2: Right it's up in my room.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even want to turn it on.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, I called this weird Arizona number because all of
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  Speaker 4: a sudden, I'm getting phone calls from this weird Arizona number.
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  Speaker 4: And then I get a text from you, going, yo, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Me, call me back. What's the Arizona number about?
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  Speaker 3: Man? I make friends, man making friends, just making friend
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  Speaker 3: I'm making I make a lot of friends. Single call
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  Speaker 3: and I and I and let me tell you something, Opie.
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  Speaker 3: One of the most peaceful weekends without a phone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm in Miami's Flavor Day weekend. Everyone around me is
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  Speaker 3: beautiful and I'm making sure of it. You got to
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  Speaker 3: see my bar tab. It is embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: I could only imagine.
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  Speaker 3: Man, it's embarrassing, embarrassing. I've been taking champagne for three days,
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  Speaker 3: no text, no nothing, nothing, just nineteen eighty eight straight
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  Speaker 3: party foot rate old school.
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  Speaker 4: U easy, But were you jones into to post on
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  Speaker 4: Instagram or Twitter or any of that shit because none
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  Speaker 4: of us can let it out our phone, not at all?
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  Speaker 2: Really, Oh god, bless.
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  Speaker 3: Everything around me was so delicious, so people.
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  Speaker 2: Right, oh my god, I mean.
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  Speaker 3: There was not one ugly person around me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and all the.
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  Speaker 3: Girls like me because I have no phone, so I'm
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  Speaker 3: paying attention to them, you know what I mean. So
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  Speaker 3: like everybody's on their phone and I'm literally looking at
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  Speaker 3: people's eyes, like all right, so tell me. Then when
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  Speaker 3: did you find that puppy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: People became my social media. So next thing you know,
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  Speaker 3: I got twenty caps around me and we're jamming, and
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  Speaker 3: we are jammed.
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  Speaker 2: Motherfucking That's that's pretty amazing. I don't think.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think most people could go without their phone,
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  Speaker 4: for god, I mean I.
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  Speaker 6: Hang out with me every day, right yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I literally don't pick my handle, I don't pick my
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  Speaker 3: head out of my phone, right, I wasn't living, man.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you, bro, there is something so beautiful
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  Speaker 3: about just being disconnected, right, I gotta tell you it's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: And I know because you do this. If anyone's gonna
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  Speaker 3: agree with me. It's you because you do the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: You just connect. When you're out, you're out. I'm out fishing.
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  Speaker 3: I'll talk to you later.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I disconnected for the month of August, where I
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  Speaker 4: went Trump free, right, No, that's the truth.
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  Speaker 2: I went Trump free. Like people around me, they wanted
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  Speaker 2: to talk about Trump, anti Trump, pro Trump, I said, nope,
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  Speaker 2: this is a Trump free zone.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 4: We're fishing and we're not talking about Trump for the
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  Speaker 4: whole month of August. And then usually I uh, I
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  Speaker 4: spend a lot of time in front of the TV.
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  Speaker 4: I go MSNBC, CNN, Fox, and just keep rotating. And
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  Speaker 4: all of a sudden, I'm like nope, and I started
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  Speaker 4: watching documentaries and I just simply blew off the Trump shit.
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  Speaker 2: Just what.
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  Speaker 4: A month later, the world seems like it's it's fine,
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  Speaker 4: and I don't know what fine.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. The most, the most in
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  Speaker 3: depth thing I've said in the last four days is,
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  Speaker 3: baby girl, what color arms are those?
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  Speaker 2: By the way, look, man, you're not fooling me.
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  Speaker 4: To get you off your phone for four or five
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  Speaker 4: straight days and not even have a phone, that means
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  Speaker 4: Carly's got a crushy pooh, no.
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  Speaker 3: I go you may rumors, that is all rumors.
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  Speaker 4: Carly's got a crushy pooh, Carlly's got.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: Really, this is why, this is why I don't phone ship.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody's got a high school crush? Are you gonna invite her?
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  Speaker 2: Are you gonna ask her to the prompt?
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  Speaker 3: I'm literally renting half next to you.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, go for it, go for it.
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait till we all go for fun, do me?
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  Speaker 3: You and.
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  Speaker 2: Carl?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 2: For real, though, I'm starting to think, what the fuck
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  Speaker 2: did I do?
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  Speaker 4: Because you weren't getting back to me and the people,
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  Speaker 4: and that people are calling me. Have you heard from Carl?
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  Speaker 4: I'm like no, And then you know the classic shiit?
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  Speaker 4: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: And then and then you know, I'm glad everything's good
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  Speaker 4: And you just left your phone in New York City.
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  Speaker 3: I left my phone and Uber and I have no
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  Speaker 3: no access to my emails or anything or nothing. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: there's must be so much shit going on, right, and
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  Speaker 3: you know what, I don't give a fuck, right. I
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  Speaker 3: think everyone should unplugged at least the weekend and remember
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  Speaker 3: what it is to talk to other fucking people. It
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  Speaker 3: was just unbelievable. And I got around just fine. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I know a lot of people in Miami. Maybe it's
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  Speaker 3: not fair, but I get I get alone just fine.
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  Speaker 3: And I had the best conversations and I laughed. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: for one, when I'm at a hotel bar at the lobby,
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  Speaker 3: drunk as fuck, just blowing air kisses at whoever walks
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  Speaker 3: through the door. Remember o'clock in the morning, I looked
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  Speaker 3: like Diego Maridona at the World Cup, right of course,
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  Speaker 3: same size, actually actual side, he's just shaman. And everyone
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  Speaker 3: in the hotel they called me because don't given so
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  Speaker 3: they called me the horse.
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  Speaker 2: The horse.
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  Speaker 3: Then that's like the biggest compliment. Like at Galas at
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  Speaker 3: the bar, a smart and I'm d jaying. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I sent some girls go get her iPads and we
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  Speaker 3: could play different music. Speak English. I don't know what.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe she was speaking English, but I just didn't understand it.
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  Speaker 3: But it was just incredible. Good for you must have said,
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  Speaker 3: I must have said show me one titty at least
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  Speaker 3: sixteen times tonight.
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  Speaker 4: So if you say show me one titty, then you're
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  Speaker 4: not part of the me too movement?
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  Speaker 2: Right, If you say show me your tits. That's when
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  Speaker 2: you're crossing the line.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean this is so you make out of me.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you don't do a cold.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right, I can't believe.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I don't know if I'm getting
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  Speaker 4: the full story because for you to unplug like this
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  Speaker 4: for so many days, man, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Know if you're an old story. So you're implying I
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  Speaker 3: just want to make straight. Okay, this is the most
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  Speaker 3: unpleasant phone call. After four days, you're already taking in.
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  Speaker 2: My perfect.
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  Speaker 4: I think you're leaving out maybe just a little little
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  Speaker 4: piece of the of the story. But that's okay, that's okay,
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  Speaker 4: li It.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing that matters, right, that's all that matters. Because I'll
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  Speaker 2: tell you, I, uh.
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  Speaker 3: You think it is? What do you tell me what
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  Speaker 3: your version of the story? And I'll tell you, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: your name, that's fair.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: I'm calling a phone with it Arizona area code.
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  Speaker 2: That's my that's my fucking clue. What is it? Is?
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  Speaker 3: Not a clue? Just happened to be someone with a phone.
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  Speaker 3: Next question, well.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if you're gonna shut down my first question,
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  Speaker 4: then it makes it tough to go with a second question.
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  Speaker 4: And I just hear a happy car, happy cross.
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  Speaker 3: You don't like you don't like happy car.
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  Speaker 2: Happy carl stinks. I mean you just took it.
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  Speaker 3: Never made me single, bro, It's a nightmare out here.
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  Speaker 3: This place is a complete paramoil. And I understand what
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  Speaker 3: you're saying. You're implying it. I'm coming on some kind
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  Speaker 3: of super date. Is that what you're implying?
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  Speaker 2: I I think, uh, because I think.
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  Speaker 4: You've been on a super date for let's see, you
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  Speaker 4: haven't heard from you in about five days, So I
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  Speaker 4: would say you're you've been on a super date for
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  Speaker 4: five days and for you to rent a car in
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  Speaker 4: Orlando to go to Miami cauzcuz a roocuz of roo.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't want to disrespect your investigative skill.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, because look, we all want to unplug, but we're
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  Speaker 4: all addicted to our phones.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you. I think it was two years ago.
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  Speaker 4: I was fishing and my phone fell out of my sweatpants,
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  Speaker 4: fell into the water, and then I watched a wave
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  Speaker 4: just take it into the ocean.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, Ah, that's no big deal. The phone is
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  Speaker 2: right there.
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  Speaker 4: And long story short, three to four hours later, I
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  Speaker 4: couldn't find my fucking phone. And I wasn't able to
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  Speaker 4: get another phone for about two or three days.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm not gonna lie to you.
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  Speaker 4: Being unplugged for two or three days, I loved it,
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  Speaker 4: but I was jonesing inside. And the first thing I
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  Speaker 4: did when I got back to New York City was
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  Speaker 4: I ran and got a brand new Samsung. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 4: that's why I think there's something else in play here.
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  Speaker 2: But that's that's none of my business.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just say, I mean, make sure you have a
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: suit for my new wedding. I'm I'm, I'm having a
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  Speaker 3: good time out. Everything's me. I finally finalized the deal
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  Speaker 3: for the restaurant. We've got the concept down and all
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  Speaker 3: and all bulls decide. That's why I'm in Miami, okay.
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  Speaker 3: And you know what, I'll give you exclusives because I
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  Speaker 3: love you, all right, and I can't tell you the
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  Speaker 3: truth about other things.
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  Speaker 2: I'll take you.
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  Speaker 3: Tooth about them, all right. The restaurant is gonna be
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  Speaker 3: opening in New York on fifteenth Streets, and it's gonna
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  Speaker 3: be me and I'm back in the game, and the
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  Speaker 3: place is gonna be called.
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  Speaker 2: The Cuban Nice for real, The Cuban Yeah, it's the Cuban.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: I'm still working on it, back and forth, like even
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  Speaker 3: a Cuban or a Guano or Guano.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm going I'm going back.
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  Speaker 3: My mother's getting old, you know, my dad is really thick.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm gonna build a restaurant basically of how I
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: grew up, right, So it's gonna be the bar. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: There's gonna be a club downstairs, like the old copa cabana.
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  Speaker 2: Beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm gonna build a place for middle aged dudes
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  Speaker 3: to scoop up chicks right.
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  Speaker 4: On, because I'm the best sat And do you have
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  Speaker 4: a place for Michelle Pfeifer?
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  Speaker 6: Fly fly.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: Carl's got his himself a Michelle Fighter somewhere in Miami.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, man, I like the gifts of like Alpacina
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  Speaker 3: dancing behind Michelle Fighter, like right, definitely happening every twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna You're gonna come home with a wife and
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  Speaker 4: she's gonna have a kid in her bellies if you
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  Speaker 4: don't watch out.
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  Speaker 3: The first of all, I'm Cuban, Yeah you do. We're
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  Speaker 3: like bumblebees. But opey, i've been to a marriage or
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't want kids because I've decided. You know,
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  Speaker 3: then I'm just gonna bawl out as hard as I can.
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  Speaker 3: But isn't it you want to be a star. You
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  Speaker 3: want to be a shooting star or star. I want
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  Speaker 3: to be a shooting star. I'm gonna go as hard
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  Speaker 3: as I can't.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's why everyone was concerned, because we all know
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  Speaker 4: you're a shooting star. And then when we don't hear
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  Speaker 4: from you for four or five days, you're like, ah, fuck, hey, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: One hundred percent. I'm one hundred percent good. I'm literally like, bro,
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing like. I et a salad today. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was delicious. There's grilled chicken with grits.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, look, if you're eating a salad with grilled chicken,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna upgrade the crushy poo to you're you're in
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: full blow love.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Saying height of the valet. People they like parking, They
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: like parking, my rent, that asks Ferrari.
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  Speaker 5: Oh Jesus Christ, Oh yeah, brom in Miami, you gotta
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  Speaker 5: see me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm wearing an Ulcamedia T shirt and wow, oh that's perfect.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's you. So is it true? That most Cubans
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: conceive their children on a dance floor.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely a thousand percent correct, right, I was, I was.
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  Speaker 3: We conceived that some shitty Spanish club and fastake New Jersey,
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  Speaker 3: Like half of me is on some cubs the drill.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: What you could tell, Like my grandfather used to say, like,
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: you were conceived during a fast song. Your brother was
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: conceived during his slow song. That's why. That's why most
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: of the stuff got in time.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Oh that's hilarious.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the difference between you and your very very
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: straight laced brother who doesn't really party or do anything.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: He was conceived during a slow song. You were conceived
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: during what la bamba?
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: So I wasla bamba? During the plane accident?
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, just just a plane crash on the
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: dance floor, dude.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: How do you deal with Miami though?
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: I I've been to Miami, I don't know, three or
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: four times over the years, and the people down there
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: are so fucking beautiful that it makes makes you instantly depressed.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: I love beautiful people, Yeah, I love beautiful.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: People, but you have to drop your own number down
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: a few digits when you're in Miami.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I mean me, like if you work.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: I can fish a solid seven, yeah, all day, I
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: can tax seven in Miami. I'm the combat in three
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: or four point five is too much.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: It just proves that God is very, very cruel.
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: He is.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: But the thing is, in Miami you have to regulate, right,
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: You have to compensate for a lot of shit. Right,
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: So you need a giant fucking room that the girls
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: can see from the pool, and you need something red
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: with a horse on it. And then and then you'll
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: maybe if you play your cards right and you don't
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: slow your speech, you're gonna be hitting.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Six six and a half, all right, all right.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: You know? So, yeah, there's rules down here, and if
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: you play by the rules, you're gonna win, right if
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: you if you show up you're looking like you're in Kentucky,
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: You're done, You're gone. I mean, I'm literally walking around
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: with jewelry.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: If it sounds like I wasn't less something to you,
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: I wasn't because I.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Just swerved out of the way almost was in a
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: major accident.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: I'm on my way to bay Ridge, Brooklyn, of all
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: places to talk to christ Uh, I'm gonna talk to
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Christa Stefano and Jannis Poppas the Bay Ridge Boys. So
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: we're gonna hang around in Baybridge, Brooklyn and do some
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: of that podcasting.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: But I was worried about you.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, uh, I finally got this phone number
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: to call you and and uh, to make sure you're
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: all right.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: My brother Chris, and I mean.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: You're probably probably your first quality podcast.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: It should be fun. I'm meeting Chris and his.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: So fucking funny. I tell you. Christ is one of
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: my favorites. There's very few people as funny as Christmas
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: and and as far as roasting people, Christ is the
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: best one. When he locks in on you, You're fucked.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: He has the social wherewithal of a fucking time bomb.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: He's he's he likes the Hispanic uh bruds.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: We both we both drink from the same well.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: He loves the Hispanic bruds.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: If I saw this girl today, you could see the
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: fact of her from the front o.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: My god, does that be Uh?
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: She was everything, she had everything everywhere, and I just
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: I just straight not even tried to open in English.
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: I'm like, right, right, hi, Poppy, I'm like I would
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: talk all right, Yes, I mean, I'm meeting him at
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: his empty apartment.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: He just bought uh an apartment in Bay Ridge, and
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: then he wants to go get a haircut. So I
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: think it's set up for another wonderful Opie radio podcast.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Me. I'm a fan, and and I'm gonna.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: You know, I'll i'll uh, I'll talk to a bunch
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: of people on the street, I'm sure, and then and
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: fuck that up.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: So hopefully I don't get punch in the film.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: I'll give you a little I'll give you a little uh,
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I'll give you a little taste. Yeah, if you want
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: to keep your investigation, I'm gonna give you what we
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: call the lead. I'm gonna give yeah hotly.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Okay. The other night in New York, Yeah.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: I was showing with with my with my new squad.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: I was swatted up. Yeah, Tim Stadion and Robert.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Ohless No and Sara.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Were it was. I was at full power in New
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: York City, at full bawling power. Wow, it was incredible.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: I was giving out stakes like I give the stretch off.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: You're gonna think it.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Was incredible, taking care of everybody. And then that led
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: to I said, waking up. I said, taking care of everybody,
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: And that led to you, uh, leaving your phone in
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: an uber and then jumping on a plane to go
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: to Orlando and then running a.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Car and driving to Miami, all without a phone. You're nuts.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all of this happens. All of what you're saying
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: is true.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: So Carl, this podcast became very different than what we
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: were gonna do. It's the end of summer, and uh,
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: I was gonna just do a few minutes with you.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: That's why I've been trying to track you down. Because
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Gary from ubonn H passed away, so we wanted to,
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: you know, do him right. So Joey put together like
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: twenty twenty five minutes off Gary just crushing at the
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: New York City Barbecue Fest.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I was lucky to meet him because of you.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: You brought me into that whole world and the whole
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Yubon family and the whole barbecue family.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Really, uh really made me feel at home.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: And Gary just crushed it with the old school jokes
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: and the stories, and uh we had just the time
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: of our lives.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: And then uh, you know.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Second, OPI I understand it. I can I get a
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: jib beam double And I'm so like in a glass. Yeah, no,
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: I understand them.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, you are are you? Oh? My god.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: You know what if Gary's listening to this and ab andy,
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: He's like, Yep, perfect, that's exactly That's exactly how you
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: should handle my sudden death.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: My god. No, we loved Gary obviously.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: From you bonds, and I really want to thank you
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: man for introducing me to him, because he was one
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: of those guys. I only knew him for a short time,
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: but he's one of those guys that I felt like
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: I knew him my entire life. And uh, it was
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: such a bummer when you called me about a week
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: ago and told me that Gary.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't mean it.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: It was I mean, let me tell you something. I
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: don't know how to say this. That's sucking to make
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: people upset. But I got a list of a million
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: people that I wish died instead of him.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: He was very few times in life do you meet
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: the genuine article?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you very much. Honey. Hold on, I'm saying
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: our room eleven oh one, the big one.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Note to self, don't let Carl speak at my funeral.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: I literally Harrys the hater.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: He gets a d D when he sees a bar.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: So Gary is a genuine article, you know, what I mean.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: And one thing that that actually triggered me to really
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: not give ask about what's going on with my following
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: and all that was him. If Gary could do one
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: more thing, he would he enjoy other people, you know,
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: And I think we forget that every day. Like when
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: when I met Gary, you know, I was a Spanish kid,
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: a Cuban kid, business to talk or you know, anything
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: about it or barbecue or anything like that, and he
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: opened his arms and treated me like one of the family,
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: no questions asked, you know. And and there's so few
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: people in my life and I'm and I'm definitely going
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: to point you out and say in your life that
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: aren't your friends without an angle, you know, like we
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: have a great friendship, you know, Like Gary and me,
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: we don't need each other for anything, you know what
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: I mean. I'm not calling you or you're not calling
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: when we do the podcast. We do it because we
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: want to see each other. And it's that simple, you know.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: And when people like get away from Opie, it's like
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: someone telling you, like, get away from your best friend.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: It doesn't make it doesn't make sense, I mean. And
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: the same thing with Gary, we talked about real stuff.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's very few people that you could tell
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: anything through and the end of the conversation will end
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: up with a hug, and he'll just tell you you
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: ain't dead, right. And he touched me. He touched my
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: heart in a way that very few people, very few
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: people did you know. And if he did one thing,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: he inspired me to live even harder, because you never
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: know when when it's going to be your day. And
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: nothing ever bothered him. When they would win barbecue competitions,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: he was happy, and when he would lose barbecue competitions,
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: he would be happy the same level of happiness. Like
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: I'll telling you in Memphis in May last year we
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: were in Memphis, and two years ago in Memphis in May,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: which is the biggest barbecue competition in matter right, it's
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: like the super Bowl of barba. And he's one Memphis
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: of May before. So when he didn't win the year
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: that I went, he threw the a party like he won,
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: and everybody showed up, like he didn't care. His ego
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: wasn't hurt in the least, he didn't care that it
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: came in fifth place or whatever. He threw the same
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: party as if he would have won. Yes, and That's
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: who Gary was. He was the most consistently honest and
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: loving human being I've ever met in my life. And
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: he didn't know me from Adam, Like he didn't you know,
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: It's not like, you know, he didn't want anything from
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: me nothing. He just wanted me to drink of bloody
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: mary and say them stupid funny stuff that you say. Right.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was one of those guys that And like
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: I said, I only knew him very very.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: A very short time. And I was really excited that
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: he was going to be part of the podcast. I
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: couldn't wait to do it again with him.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: But he was so full of life he meets me,
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: he made me feel like one of the gang. And
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: uh he made sure I had a drink and food.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: And he also knew that, uh you know, he could
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: have fun and tell some of his jokes and tell
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: some stories and and he.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Didn't care how it how it came out. He just knew.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: He just knew. He just knew we were all gonna
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: sit around and just have a good old time. Man,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: was he a monster in the barbecue world.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: He was a monster. I mean here, he has more
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: trophies than you have. Pink flips in radio.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of trophies.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Then he is, right, I heard from Craig, you know,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: the barbecue ninja. Sure, he called me at eight thirty
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: and uh in and the way he I mean, the
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: way that they talk in the South, it's just like
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: it will hurt you right to the bone, you know
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: what I mean. Yeah, he calls me up and he's like, hey, Pop,
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: he's gone. Poppy's gone. And I'm like, sign up a bit, right,
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: and I just hang up the phone. Poppy's gone. And
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: then I remember I I I called Bill Derney and
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: you know, Bill Derney is one of the best barbecue
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: guys in the country and has known Gary. We called
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: him Poppy and his own Gary's whole life, I mean,
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: in his old professional life. And and it was so funny.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Secretly it's a tough Brooklyn guy, right, And uh I
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: get choked up just thinking about it. And I called
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Italy and I'm like, Billy, you know, Poppy's gone, and
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: he just quietly he said, we lost the king today.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: He lost the king and that was it.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's wow, bro. I just got a bit teary
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: eyed me too.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: I mean, every once in a while, one of these
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: really hurts, and uh, you realize only the good die young.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Uh my heart goes out to uh the barbecue princess.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: She's got to be just out of her mind.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Uh Leslie. And Leslie is the glue of that family
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: and which he has to deal with and her and
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: her husband he you know, is a is a beautiful
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: man and a great doctor. And I mean, these are
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: real people. These are real people, and I'm glad that
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: I was able to. I mean, one of my last
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: posts was was a yazoo yubon's picture and you know,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: maybe God in it this way. Maybe I lost my phone,
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: just like, get off my bullshit, right, and you know,
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, just let it sit for a second, let
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: it thinking what being a real person is, because let
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: me tell you something, every day we get farther and
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: farther from it. I'm breaking up just thinking about it. Yeah,
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, like, yeah, he was a good dude.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: He was the king.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: You know, the king waved down his crown that day,
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: and it was awful. It's awful for all of us.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it's good to just kind of wake up and
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: reorganize your priorities and realize that dumb Twitter and that
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: dumb phone means nothing in the end, absolutely nothing. It's
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: fun to be fun and silly at times, but you know,
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: we shouldn't take that shit seriously. We should all get
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: our faces out of our goddamn phones and have real
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: human contact again.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: He was unbelievable. Like when he died, I was listen,
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: I've seen a lot of people die right and tell
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: you the truth. Most of the time. I'm not that sad.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: You know, I justified some way. He was old. He
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: was a coke ad. He didn't have a helmet on,
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I always figure out something
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: to justify it, right, so that I could move on
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: with my pettiness.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Sure right, Sure.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Got When someone like Gary died, everybody stops right because
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: he didn't have a negative thing to say about anybody.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, man, No, I felt that immediately with
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: the guy. He was just I felt right, felt guine. No,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: he was just full of he was just full of love.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: There's not a lot of people you meet in this
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: world these days that are truly just full of love.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: That a person that others want to gravitate towards soon
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: as they see him, Like even through the second day
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: of that barbecue fast when we were podcasting the whole time,
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: in the back of my head, I'm like, where's Gary.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Where's Gary. I can't see Garrett. And I knew he
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: would give us great shift.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: For the podcast, but I also just wanted to hang
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: around that energy.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: His energy was so pure. I'm jealous that we weren't closer.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: How about that, I'm jealous. I'm jealous that I didn't
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: spend as much time as I could have with him
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: for this year. Fact that, you know, just to love
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: him more, just to love him more and if that's important.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: He was just I mean, he taught me things about life.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, you can learn about cooking, but he taught
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: me without ever teaching me anything, without telling me ever,
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: sit down, boy, this is what you do. He's one
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: of those people to teach you how to be better
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: just by existing.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: And I would look at him, and I don't know
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: how much longer I could talk about this, but I
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: look at him and I was like, Wow, that's you know,
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: on his worst day, he's better than me on my
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: best day.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: You know, I get it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: That's what a man is. You know that, that's what
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: a man is, not going out wreckting a Ferrari and
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: actually that's pretty cool, but not doing all this flashy shit.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: The real stuff is being able to love someone for
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: no other reason than just to love them, you know
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: what I mean? And as New Yorkers, I think that's
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: our number one thing that we missed, right, Like, we
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: just like me and you like, it's hard for us
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: to talk about shit like that. Most of the shit
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: we do is bullshit, right, you know, and this guy
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: had zero bullshit. You know. People would visit him in
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Mississippi that only knew him for an hour, and he
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: would sit on the porch and talk to you for
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: a day, and you could sleep in my grandmother's room
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: and you could do whatever, you know what I mean.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: It was incredible, you know when Bill Dirney said that,
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: when Bill Derny said, you know, we lost the king today,
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: I swear to god, it was like a lightning bolt,
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Because you're talking about one
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: of the toughest, baddest people in barbecue who never even
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: cracks a smile.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Maybe Billy, Yeah, No, I know, Billy's tough man. Billy
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: doesn't give it up, you know what I'm saying.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: No, he doesn't give it up, and he just and
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: and just to see Billy and to hear a crackle
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: in Billy's voice. And I called Sam Jones, and Sam Jones,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: you know, I mean, just to hear Sam Jones and
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: all these legends just completely take two knees. You know,
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: there was he was immediate and reverence. It was the
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Right, And I got to say, you know, I only
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: knew him for a few days, but I got the
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: invite to go down south, and I believe there was.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: A real invite.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: And and my and my brain starts saying, man, on,
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: don't you make some time to go down there.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: You know, this is how we're going.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: And I'm putting I'll put you, I'll put you on
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: the spot.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: We're gonna do a podcast out of Mississippi.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Beautiful.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Man, We're gonna we're gonna put those all those guys
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: back together, and we're gonna celebrate Darry and tump Ship.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna be drunk and I'll call it. I
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: don't know if you can, but I guess fifties. But
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: we're going to have a good time, you know what
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: I mean. And and that's because that's what he did,
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: and it just it breaks my heart. It breaks Harpen,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: But I learned, I learned that I was you know
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: what I mean?
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: So well, listen, man, I mean two cents.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: No, you just did Gary proud from you bonds and
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: you know, Gary made sure I pronounced it correctly.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I'll never forget that. H Gary.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: God bless you, God bless Gary's family and the whole
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: barbecue community.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Carl, thank you to you as well, because this is
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: the end.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Of summer, and man, what a what a start to
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: our podcast.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: We did it. We did it.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: But just think of everything we accomplished in the in
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: the first three months as we move into the fall
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: season and what I call phase two of the podcast.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: We we podcasted from the creepy cab, and we podcast
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: did from a yacht. We podcasted from Philly at a
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: dumb podcast convention, We went to Nantucket, we went to ESPN.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's endless the amount of fun and uh
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: and podcast that we did in the last three months.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: My brother and I want to thank you.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: It was awesome and thank you man, thank you for
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: giving me a shot. And you know I have nothing
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: to do with I'm about as much as a broadcaster
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: as I am a tree swaw.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well the fat guy.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: The patience that you have with me. But and and
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: the way you teach me how to, you know, be
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: quiet sometimes sometimes actually mostly be quiet, not at all.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: We we uh, we're having fun. We've we had a
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: great summer, and I can't wait to continue this.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: Uh And and I'll tell you I'm not saying it
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: from the part of my heart, you know, in the
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: in the in.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: The spirit of you.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: I love you, brother, I love you brother. I'm I
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: appreciate you.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Uh you know, yeah, I appreciate you making this fun
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: again for me.
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: And you know, I know, I know We're starting to
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: sound a little uh gee.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: But I'm literally wearing I'm wearing a whole Holking T
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: shirt with the.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Rips in the back right.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: With Pastela clogs. And I have a I overdose on
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: sialist before I didn't even know where I was.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Jesus, I think we I think we got a new
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: sponsor called blue Chee by the way, so.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: I was overdosed on blue shoe. There you go.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: I think it's I think it's uh. I think it's
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: a gum. It's in uh, it's in a gummy form
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: to get your your fucking dick hardy something.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: I have no problems. I have no problems with that.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: But the pills are great and blue schoo is great.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what because I wear speedos. So,
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: so you want a little pluod going through there, you
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: know what I mean. So you have a little purse
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: when you're fucking drinking pinions, when you drinking peni Kali poods.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: You know you want you don't want a bicycle racing tire.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: You want to by tire right there?
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: You go, Oh my god, now I have I have
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: that vision in my head that you wear suos.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wear to keep the flag on it and
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: right where the star is. That's where the star is.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: My god. Well with that alright, Carl.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: It looks like this hair eating my short. You don't
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: get a hair tornado.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: You probably don't even shave down for your spiedo.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: You just let it f r Bro, I gotta take
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: at least three blue shoes to get the to override
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: the puffiness of the pewdercar.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: It's like it's like you're it's like you're making Jiffy
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: pop popcorn in your pants.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Bro, It's like they found the Robin egg in it,
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: and that's the billow pads.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Bob Ross is painting his painting clouds.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: In your in your speed up.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I got sixteen happy tree tops.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Jesus is nice.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Really really turned out to ship.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go old school. You got Oscar gamble in
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: a in a leg lock. Oh look up, Oscar gamble
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: you fox and you'll get it. When his giant afro
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: where his fucking baseball hat didn't even fit on his head, I.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Wish you could sell my hand. It's like ancestry dot Com.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: All right, bro, let's go. You go back to Miami.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: I'm pulling up to bay Ridge Brooks.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: I love you, Bro. I wish me lucky.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be talking to I'm gonna be talking to
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: Christa Stefano and Giannis pap Is, the Bay Ridge Boys.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: So I'm looking forward.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Are they Are they fucking yes or no? That's the
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: only question I have for about them. You have to
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: ask them. You guys are sucking yeah. And the second
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: thing I want to say is I close this out.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: I love you Gary, rest easy, brother and your fuck
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: one goat.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Hey man, that's a good setup. So what we're gonna do.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Joey really worked his ass off for us.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: He went through the Barbecue episodes and he put together
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: about twenty maybe twenty five minutes of Gary just crushing
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: and us all hanging out as one happy, happy barbecue family.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: So that's how we're gonna close this out.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Carl, all right, all right, good man, all right, I
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: really do man. I thank you man. I don't melancholi
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: right now, but I love you, brother, I love you
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: to do. I don't care if there's on the podcast
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: or not. I love you.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: No.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's kind of awkward when you say when
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: it's not on the podcast, but us.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: That's why I love.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: You, youruine double grade, a piece.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: With a with a giant heart. That's what confuses everybody.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Well, that's why you you keep you keep getting hurt.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, I mean you give all these people careers
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: and they give you ship.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Oh I love you now, I love you.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: I don't love I don't love you like Chris loves
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: you on his papas though we you know we we
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: we with.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: That sticky mouth.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: We have we have our boundaries. Those two I don't
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: think they do.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean if one trip. They're fucking there
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: you go.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: All right, I just pulled into a spot in Baybridge, Brooklyn. Carl,
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: you enjoyed Miami. I'll see you back in New York.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Joey's gonna take it from here and set up the
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Gary stuff. A nice little tribute to Gary from you Bonds.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Thanks you will, and let me tell you and another thing,
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I love you, Joey, thank you for everything you do
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: on this podcast. You're literally better than both of us.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: There you go. Yeah, he's and I love it.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: So I got loaded his album.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great, is it?
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: And and we had we had it was I didn't
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I had no fucking way to get to anything.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: So the girl that I'm with, Joey dope Jolley removed it.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Nope, nope, Joey, nope, cut.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: It out showing.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Nope, no, no, you can't cut it out because you
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: want to talk nice about his album.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: So you're in a quandary right now, my friend, all right, you.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Know what, I'll take the shot. So so she downloaded
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: the album. Yeah, and it's the only thing I listened
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: to from from Orlando to UH to Miami. Nice as
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: I was spitting Dunky donuts, ice cubes that are fucking screaming.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: I gotta go to rehab, all.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Right, just go go have fun, Carl. I'll talk too soon.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Hey, listen, I'm going I'm doing. I'm gonna have my
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: friends doing a comedy show tonight in in Miami. And
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: they literally asked me to come up in do five minutes. Yeah,
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: so I said, all right, so I'm gonna give it
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: a shot. See what happens.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: All Right, you got to record that. I would love
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: to put that on the podcast.
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: Someone's I'm gonna okay, so so so my friends, yeah,
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: will record it, and then uh, I'm literally just gonna
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: steal Vick Kenley's McK kenley's.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Uh set and Sharaza. I'm gonna mix the book together, beautiful.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: So I'm gonna sound like a schizophrenic black Southerner. I'm
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: literally I'm literally stealing bit so I'm actually a real comedian.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Now wow, insert Amy Schumer's name here.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: All right, Carl, Okay, I like that, dude. Oh my god.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: All right, Carl, I have fun in Miami. I'll see
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: you soon, Buddy, b