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Hustling the Blue Pill · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna watch your opinion on this because I don't necessarily know what the guy was doing was really all that wrong.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it wasn't right, but you know, you know the old expression.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I mean the Scott expression.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's not quite wrong.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_00: It's not quite right.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_00: It's not wrong.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_01: It's not quite wrong, but it's not quite right either.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_01: You know, it's not really wrong, but it's not quite right either.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_00: So that's the most Scottism ever.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna get to that in just a second.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: I had sheer joy in something yesterday, and it was the moment where I was able to call Allie out in front of a listener, and I thought this is the finest moment ever.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: What did I?
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: So, ironically, during our Weenie Wednesday yesterday, thank you to uh the Salens friends uh that uh got us the hot dogs with WGI, and we had the big cookout, and CMN's gonna get a nice donation.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: I all this was great, right?
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and you guys really supported, came out, bought the hot dogs.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: We also had a couple double duty moments happening here.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: And there was a couple of uh folks that were in line, one gentleman and one woman.
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  SPEAKER_01: One woman, ironically, was a ticket winner.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: She had come in, she had timed it perfectly.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: She had to pick up tickets for a show.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: Kelsey Ballerini.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: And then also uh was like, well, wait a minute, we got hot dogs, let's do both at the same time.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: And this other gentleman was standing in line.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I had my sheer joy moment.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_01: See, one of my favorite things that I love to tease Allie about is if you ask her, she'll pretty much give you anything.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: Uh if you I mean I'll give you the shirt off my back.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's pretty, pretty rough.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, we'll have four pairs of tickets, and she's giving you eight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and you're like, Well, there goes that.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, so this woman goes, uh, oh yeah, I got my pair of tickets.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: I go, I look right at her, I go, why don't you ask for two more?
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_00: It really, it was it was pretty funny.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_00: Being kind, is that a such a wrong thing?
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe I have plans for these, but that's here nor there.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_00: So you have plans.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_00: Please, you couldn't even plan a weenie roast.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, here's the best part to this.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, hey, you just won the birthday wheel.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's$600 and whatever a hundred dollars.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: You know,$136.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: That's not enough.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's give you an extra$100 just because you're you.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then I'm tanking it out of my bank account.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: Wow, you need to stop, okay?
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_01: But the the guy that was right behind her, and you missed this, and I got sheer joy out of this.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: He knew I was busting your chops fierce.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Because I mean, of course I'm gonna tease you.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna be like, go ahead, ask for six, she'll get them for you.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: Especially when I'm wearing a weenie hat.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you can't not bust my chops.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_01: There was nothing to be taken serious about you yesterday whatsoever.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: So uh at any rate, um, the the guy, as you were walking away to go get the, you know, now eight tickets that this woman's gonna get out of the pair she won.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, uh, because if you just lay a small complaint, I mean, all you gotta do is be like, oh, well, you know, the last show I was gonna go to got cancelled.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we'll get you three more shows to go to.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_01: All right, that math is interesting.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: The guy walks, you're walking away, the guy goes, What about my new truck?
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, You got it, buddy.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: You got it.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_01: It was really funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what's so funny?
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_00: No, but he also got me too because he was picking up tickets for uh Hell's Bells, I think, at Motown this weekend.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_00: And I I thought he said he won three pairs, which I thought was kind of weird.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: But sometimes there is some exception to the rule.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_01: So I went and said anytime you're dealing with you.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_00: So I I went into the system and I'm like, it only says one pair.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_00: But then I brought down three pairs.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_00: And I said, Did you say three pairs?
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: He goes, Yeah, but I was joking.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was like, well, never mind, here you go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here's three pairs.
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  SPEAKER_00: You gave it to you.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is how I make friends.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: Well, this is how this guy makes friends.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: This is where it ain't right, but it's not quite wrong either.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_01: So you know Allie's gonna end up being a hustler when she gets old enough to be in the nursing home.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what it is you're gonna be selling, but you're gonna continue to hustle.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just know we are.
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  SPEAKER_01: But this guy in Florida, he's in his 70s.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_01: He's of he's accused of getting$1,800 worth of erectile dysfunction medication and plans to sell it in the retirement community.
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  SPEAKER_01: The guy's facing possibly a year in jail.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, there's not a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: Come on, he's he's like me, he's spreading happiness.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, that's one way to put it.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_01: Uh happiness.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: No joke.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_01: Happiness.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: This could end up being a year in federal prison.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_01: Here's the kicker with this.
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  SPEAKER_01: At this age, I mean, well, i and we you know we've all heard what happens in the nursing homes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I hear that they have a spread of like gonorrhea.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I th yeah, there's that too, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: But um But also this I I'm glad you said I'm glad you said that I'm gonna be a hustler.
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  SPEAKER_00: So when I was in elementary school, what was I hustling?
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_00: Friendship bracelets, right?
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right, and then you get to high school and then you start doling out like cans of pop or whatever.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_00: Sure, sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you're always finding a hustle.
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  SPEAKER_01: Since I've been a kid to the home and it's the blue pill.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's nothing wrong with that.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_00: Because you want to know what?
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I'm gonna wanna have to like exchange ethyl for some apple extra applesauce, and I'm gonna be like, all right, you give me all this is it goes back to being an element.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's like back to okay, that too.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_00: But it's like being back to elementary school.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_00: Do you remember when you would you would uh Mike Connolly or whatever his name was, you would have like a little deal with him.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mike, if you give me your ho-ho every single day, then I'll do whatever for you.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe do your homework or what have you.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_00: So if Ethel gives me her applesauce every single day, she'll have a stash of blue pills.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: I think the only area where this comes into not legal is many of these are prescribed.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_01: And when you understand that.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_01: Are giving, you know, people prescribed medication medication.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't act like medication.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_00: Don't act like you've never taken someone else's pill.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_00: Haven't you ever I I'm not gonna admit or deny, but I know that it happens.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_00: Um, this also, again, everything comes back to the pit.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, I've been watching so much of the pit lately, and there's this guy, he was actually it was it was a NASCAR storyline, and he they were talking about, oh yeah, we always like throw our pills in the middle and you know take whatever.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_00: And his blood pressure, I think, drops.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and they had to FaceTime to see which pill that he took because they're like, sir, we need to know.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're not supposed to share pills.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's true too.
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  SPEAKER_00: But how great is it if you share a pill and you get such a good return out of it?
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yes, I I I understand exactly I understand exactly what you say.
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  SPEAKER_00: At the back end of my life, anything to make me happy.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's a year in federal prison in your 70s?
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_00: Who cares if you're gonna do it?
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  SPEAKER_01: Somebody's walking around with a boner, they're happy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Who cares if it lasts eight hours, too?
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god immediately call Allie Payne.