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- 3:01Speaker 4: Out already Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
- 3:03Speaker 4: Dad podcast. Today it is July thirty first, it is
- 3:07Speaker 4: twelve twenty pm. We're supposed to start according at twelve
- 3:12Speaker 4: sass as a cop, I don't know what happened.
- 3:15Speaker 3: I love the rules so much. Why doesn't everybody seem
- 3:18Speaker 3: to be a ring.
- 3:19Speaker 4: Where it's me ow and Tyler sitting here going you
- 3:22Speaker 4: guys seen rohme you see Francis.
- 3:25Speaker 6: You can't put that on me. My scoreboard is still
- 3:27Speaker 6: heavily in my favor. As far as punctuality, you see Francis.
- 3:32Speaker 4: I don't think I've seen Francis today. I had to
- 3:35Speaker 4: finish a blog and I text before and I say,
- 3:38Speaker 4: we're still good for twelve and then everyone goes yup, my.
- 3:42Speaker 6: Shoulder video is popping off again.
- 3:44Speaker 3: Shoulder, Oh yeah, shoulder of the road.
- 3:46Speaker 6: Yep.
- 3:46Speaker 1: It's going viral everywhere I see. And there's some people
- 3:49Speaker 1: who are like anti people, like there's a pro like
- 3:55Speaker 1: I don't even know what they're pro, like pro labor,
- 3:57Speaker 1: counter some shit. They are like against it. They're like,
- 4:01Speaker 1: it's not called the breakdown lane, it's called the emergency lane.
- 4:05Speaker 1: It's for emergencies.
- 4:06Speaker 6: Dude. Every aspect of that video is built to anger
- 4:12Speaker 6: people somehow, and and the people who get angry are stupid.
- 4:20Speaker 1: You found a new thing that's divisive. So the I mean,
- 4:23Speaker 1: if you're one of the couple people that don't know
- 4:25Speaker 1: what the video is, explained what it is.
- 4:27Speaker 6: Two years ago, I was driving home in traffic on
- 4:31Speaker 6: the highway and there's a shoulder lane, a breakdown lane,
- 4:35Speaker 6: as I used to call it in Maine. That's what
- 4:37Speaker 6: we called it in Maine. It's called the breakdown lane,
- 4:41Speaker 6: and it's marked heavily with signs that say do not
- 4:46Speaker 6: drive on the shoulder, to which people would say, well,
- 4:50Speaker 6: you drove on the shoulder, Francis, to which I would say,
- 4:53Speaker 6: I did not drive.
- 4:54Speaker 3: I blocked right at the pace of traffic.
- 4:58Speaker 4: At the Massachusetts there's a ho hours where you're allowed
- 5:00Speaker 4: to drive on it.
- 5:03Speaker 3: It can't be the same thing open hours.
- 5:05Speaker 6: That sounds like an extra lane. It is. Yeah, this
- 5:08Speaker 6: is not an extra lane, but.
- 5:09Speaker 4: It's the breakdown lane. But like during like during like
- 5:12Speaker 4: the morning, like rush hour, you can drive on it.
- 5:14Speaker 6: Got it, dude.
- 5:15Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago, I tried to pull your
- 5:17Speaker 1: move and I pulled into that lane as someone was
- 5:20Speaker 1: coming behind me. I was like, I'm gonna block them,
- 5:22Speaker 1: and then they started beeping at me, and I like
- 5:25Speaker 1: lost my nerves, so I just started.
- 5:27Speaker 4: Driving past the lane ahead of them. I haven't done that,
- 5:33Speaker 4: but I've done I've tried to do it. And then
- 5:35Speaker 4: they beep and I just instantly go back into the lane. Sorry,
- 5:38Speaker 4: you guys get around.
- 5:39Speaker 6: It's too scary.
- 5:40Speaker 4: You guys are busy.
- 5:40Speaker 6: You have to really believe in what you're doing. I
- 5:43Speaker 6: don't do it anymore. I have had bad moments trying it.
- 5:47Speaker 3: How many times total have you?
- 5:48Speaker 6: I've probably done it like twelve times, and there have
- 5:53Speaker 6: been times where it's just like mm hmm, this is
- 5:57Speaker 6: getting really risky. Yeah.
- 5:59Speaker 1: I'm seeing that everywhere. Multiple people are sharing it with
- 6:03Speaker 1: their own spin on it. Their spin's going viral.
- 6:05Speaker 6: Yep.
- 6:06Speaker 1: Does it get you numbies when you do it? Does
- 6:08Speaker 1: it get you any kind of bumping followers?
- 6:11Speaker 6: M I don't know. People don't. People don't post it
- 6:15Speaker 6: from my account, they rip it, they posted on other things,
- 6:18Speaker 6: so it doesn't lead back.
- 6:19Speaker 3: It has your tag on it now.
- 6:22Speaker 6: Yes, well that's because I reposted it in March from
- 6:27Speaker 6: my own account and it blew up then and then
- 6:33Speaker 6: it quieted down, and then it's now on the front
- 6:36Speaker 6: page of Reddit again.
- 6:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:38Speaker 4: I saw that on Reddit today and I said, Jesus
- 6:41Speaker 4: fucking Christ, this shit again.
- 6:43Speaker 6: It's like your draft video.
- 6:45Speaker 3: I know, meme. Let's get you. Let's get saus in
- 6:49Speaker 3: a good mood right now. He's in such an ornery mood.
- 6:52Speaker 6: Oh not yes, no, but you know what your outfit
- 6:56Speaker 6: is wonderfully color coordinating, the hat and the sweater and
- 7:01Speaker 6: the shorts and the shoes and the socks.
- 7:03Speaker 3: I've never seen you.
- 7:08Speaker 6: You're like an African American man. It's so cool of you.
- 7:14Speaker 6: Did you ever hear Samuel's joke about that? I'm ripping
- 7:17Speaker 6: his joke a little bit. No, it's really funny. I
- 7:20Speaker 6: can't remember exactly what it is. Never mind, I can't
- 7:23Speaker 6: remember the joke, so I can't paraphrase it.
- 7:26Speaker 4: I've tried to do that many times. It's very good
- 7:28Speaker 4: to hear this joke and then you just don't remember
- 7:29Speaker 4: the joke at all, and then you say it and
- 7:31Speaker 4: then you're like, he does it better than.
- 7:35Speaker 6: I'll find it for you.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck yeah, to do housekeeping, some housekeeping.
- 7:45Speaker 6: Oh yeah, uh right. So people have obviously it picked
- 7:51Speaker 6: this up, but I am going through divorce. I have
- 7:57Speaker 6: not been trying to particularly hide that act, but I
- 8:01Speaker 6: didn't feel that I was ready to address it. And
- 8:08Speaker 6: I guess that's because it's been very sad. There's no
- 8:13Speaker 6: humor in it for me. We are a podcast that
- 8:17Speaker 6: tries to be funny. I'm a comedian. That is my goal,
- 8:20Speaker 6: and I've had a really hard time with it, and
- 8:24Speaker 6: I've just tried to sort of put my head down
- 8:26Speaker 6: and keep doing my work, which is, you know, been tough, and.
- 8:31Speaker 3: Uh, Jesus dude, this is sadder than I thought.
- 8:34Speaker 6: I don't know, Yeah, I don't really have like, I
- 8:36Speaker 6: don't really have a whole lot to say about it
- 8:38Speaker 6: other than you know, it's just a real fucking a.
- 8:42Speaker 3: Tough time as your friend.
- 8:43Speaker 6: We're we're, we're okay. Now, we've we've rounded third on
- 8:47Speaker 6: the process. There was a long period of it being
- 8:53Speaker 6: just like utterly devastating, and I can tell you that
- 8:57Speaker 6: there's no scandal here. There's no red meat that I
- 9:03Speaker 6: can offer to the wolves. This is a rather boring
- 9:09Speaker 6: and typical sad divorce.
- 9:13Speaker 3: The Internet will be the judge of that. Yeah, between
- 9:17Speaker 3: two people people that much of an ext one.
- 9:19Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's kind of what I felt. But if
- 9:23Speaker 6: you don't clarify, then people make their own assumptions and
- 9:27Speaker 6: they start inventing reasons. Frankly, I didn't think people would
- 9:33Speaker 6: care that much naively, like, I didn't think that my
- 9:38Speaker 6: personal life mattered as an entertainer. But that was pretty naive.
- 9:45Speaker 6: I know that in Oops the podcast for years, Julia
- 9:50Speaker 6: and I were incredibly transparent about our relationships and that
- 9:54Speaker 6: was a big part of it. So I think the
- 9:56Speaker 6: fan base from our old pod has kind of been
- 10:02Speaker 6: trying to figure this all out, and there's nothing to
- 10:07Speaker 6: figure out. You know, these things happen. We had different
- 10:12Speaker 6: expectations and we drifted apart, and it was really sad
- 10:17Speaker 6: for both of us, and I still have the utmost
- 10:20Speaker 6: admiration and respect and love for my ex wife. I
- 10:24Speaker 6: think I would ask that, you know, I would ask
- 10:27Speaker 6: that people try to accept that this is a kind
- 10:32Speaker 6: of private matter in which there is there's not much
- 10:38Speaker 6: but sadness, and you know, it was pretty tough, and
- 10:47Speaker 6: I'd like to kind of keep my head down about
- 10:49Speaker 6: it and move forward. So I think that'll be the
- 10:52Speaker 6: last time that I talk about it, if that's okay
- 10:55Speaker 6: with everyone.
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- 13:10Speaker 1: Boy Dad sas has his arms folded across his chest
- 13:14Speaker 1: in like a mark of physical discomfort, as if yeah,
- 13:18Speaker 1: you're you're his parents getting divorced in front of him.
- 13:21Speaker 6: This isn't I mean, this isn't what we do. This
- 13:23Speaker 6: isn't what we do on the podcast.
- 13:24Speaker 3: That's say it. He's like, dude, that's not yours to tell.
- 13:27Speaker 4: I've never show I've never had, well, we're gonna cut
- 13:31Speaker 4: that I've never.
- 13:32Speaker 6: Had, I've never had less worry that Sas was gonna
- 13:36Speaker 6: riff into what I was saying in my life.
- 13:41Speaker 1: The one funny aspect of it was we were out
- 13:44Speaker 1: in Chicago for the taping of Your Special and what
- 13:50Speaker 1: else was.
- 13:50Speaker 3: Going on that one?
- 13:51Speaker 6: Oh and I need to I need to mention really
- 13:54Speaker 6: quickly that you know, the special I was taped on
- 13:58Speaker 6: a June first, which was really in the thick of
- 14:03Speaker 6: of all of this, and with my wife's blessing and encouragement,
- 14:10Speaker 6: I carried forward with the material that I had been
- 14:12Speaker 6: building for a year, and much of that it was
- 14:17Speaker 6: about our marriage. And so the jokes were true at
- 14:20Speaker 6: the time. When the special comes out, obviously everyone's gonna
- 14:23Speaker 6: know there's a bit of a disconnect between what they're
- 14:28Speaker 6: seeing at that point and and the way my life
- 14:30Speaker 6: is now. But it is not meant to be deceiving
- 14:36Speaker 6: or deceitful. It is, you know, with the consent and
- 14:42Speaker 6: sort of sign off from her.
- 14:44Speaker 1: But yeah, that weekend was when it we the three
- 14:47Speaker 1: of us went out to dinner at a place called
- 14:49Speaker 1: Duck Duck Goat, a lovely Chinese restaurant, modern Chinese belly
- 14:54Speaker 1: up at the bar. There were some really nice noodle.
- 14:56Speaker 4: Thick noodles, chili noodles.
- 14:59Speaker 6: Really do you remember anything that we ate?
- 15:02Speaker 4: Well, I was more focused on Citizen.
- 15:05Speaker 3: Yeah, we broke.
- 15:06Speaker 1: We sat down and Francis broke the news to me
- 15:09Speaker 1: that he was sitting in the.
- 15:10Speaker 4: Middle Seasons and then I was staying at Citizen m
- 15:13Speaker 4: He was.
- 15:13Speaker 1: Like he was basically going through this, and my jaw
- 15:17Speaker 1: was on the floor because you know, but that was I.
- 15:20Speaker 4: Had already known. I was old news.
- 15:22Speaker 6: Yes, but that doesn't just give you license to like
- 15:26Speaker 6: sit out, well, be on your phone trying the conversation,
- 15:31Speaker 6: contact barstool planning people to see why your hotel rooms
- 15:36Speaker 6: square footage is so inferior.
- 15:38Speaker 1: He was literally telling me the details, very like uh
- 15:42Speaker 1: slowly and almost painstakingly going through everything that happened. And
- 15:46Speaker 1: then Sas wasn't saying a word, just buried in his phone,
- 15:48Speaker 1: and every two minutes you'd look up and.
- 15:50Speaker 10: Be like, why did they put me in this hotel? Well,
- 15:55Speaker 10: the rooms are so fucking small. My defense, it was
- 15:58Speaker 10: also a ball. We just had a So it's like
- 16:02Speaker 10: counter the restaurant get boxed out no. Three of us
- 16:05Speaker 10: at a bar. We were sitting at a table.
- 16:07Speaker 4: I probably wouldn't have done that, would have done that,
- 16:10Speaker 4: And you guys were drinking, and I was.
- 16:12Speaker 1: It's eighty square feet, my feet will touch the wall coke.
- 16:16Speaker 4: And I don't think we got the noodles that I wanted.
- 16:19Speaker 3: We definitely got.
- 16:19Speaker 1: We got everything on the mendu of that. We fucking
- 16:22Speaker 1: ran up the menu. We got everything possible. But it
- 16:25Speaker 1: was a very big bear, middle bear, little bear, like
- 16:29Speaker 1: I was staying at just like a regular Ratison or
- 16:31Speaker 1: some shit.
- 16:32Speaker 3: Francis booked himself a room at the Four Seasons.
- 16:35Speaker 1: Yeah, and then supposedly and then then Sasas got put
- 16:40Speaker 1: in like a Japanese compartment motel.
- 16:43Speaker 4: Well it was it was because we were I thought
- 16:45Speaker 4: we were all gonna like hang out all week. I
- 16:47Speaker 4: was like excited to all like we thought we were
- 16:49Speaker 4: all gonna be like like hang out in the lobby
- 16:51Speaker 4: of the hotel at like two in the morning, smoking cigars,
- 16:54Speaker 4: having a blast. And then I found out that I
- 16:56Speaker 4: was staying like forty five minutes away from you guys
- 16:59Speaker 4: in a fucking ball.
- 17:00Speaker 3: But that wasn't the time to bring that up.
- 17:02Speaker 4: That you needed an iPad to fucking control.
- 17:05Speaker 3: There's no way that that was the moment that you
- 17:07Speaker 3: should have been. You're like, uh, to go from to.
- 17:11Speaker 6: Go from Rome being like I can't believe this, like
- 17:14Speaker 6: this is so sad, and then to turn to Sass
- 17:16Speaker 6: and have him be like, I mean my shower and
- 17:18Speaker 6: toilet are on the same floor.
- 17:23Speaker 4: Going to be wet. You told me like over a
- 17:26Speaker 4: month before that. Yeah, exactly, and what when you told me,
- 17:29Speaker 4: we had a good conversation.
- 17:31Speaker 6: But hold on a second. When I told you, your
- 17:34Speaker 6: response then was like wow, that sucks, and then we
- 17:39Speaker 6: moved on. That was about the emotional capacity that you
- 17:43Speaker 6: had that night.
- 17:45Speaker 4: I was like, no way, and then you were like yeah,
- 17:48Speaker 4: and I was like, dude, that's spruce. And then I
- 17:50Speaker 4: asked if you wanted to go play pool the next day,
- 17:52Speaker 4: and I don't think you even replied to me.
- 17:53Speaker 6: You did not absolute in texting.
- 17:56Speaker 4: Absolutely.
- 17:57Speaker 6: Wait, I didn't text you this night.
- 17:58Speaker 4: I told you, and I told you, and then I
- 18:00Speaker 4: texted you like that night and I was like, what
- 18:02Speaker 4: are you doing tomorrow? Let's hang out, I was saying
- 18:05Speaker 4: to the fellas together, Wow, silent.
- 18:08Speaker 3: I was saying to Francis I was like, this.
- 18:10Speaker 4: Is exactly what happened in Chicago. By the way, No way, dude,
- 18:13Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna corroperlate this.
- 18:14Speaker 1: I was saying to Francis, like, dude, I can't believe
- 18:17Speaker 1: this has happened to you, and sas thought I was
- 18:20Speaker 1: talking about him was like, I know, dude, the rooms
- 18:22Speaker 1: are so small. I know, dude, the rooms are fucking age.
- 18:28Speaker 1: It's fucking brutal, and so we pivoted the whole conversation.
- 18:33Speaker 1: Francis gracially seated the heaviest news of his life to
- 18:39Speaker 1: just pivoting to talk about the fluorescent light rooms of
- 18:42Speaker 1: the Citizen m in Chicago, which is find it.
- 18:45Speaker 6: I can't find it.
- 18:46Speaker 4: I got to dig through messages of me and me
- 18:48Speaker 4: complaining to Francis about the clubs.
- 18:51Speaker 6: Oh wait is this? Uh no, that would have been
- 18:54Speaker 6: that would have been way too early. That was November.
- 18:58Speaker 3: Let's just let's just admit that your bedside manner is
- 19:01Speaker 3: not great.
- 19:03Speaker 6: It's okay. Look, obviously Roan more invested in my marriage,
- 19:09Speaker 6: as the four of us were all friends, and.
- 19:13Speaker 1: But that's just no that that's given him an out,
- 19:15Speaker 1: that's been like he's that's him being like, oh, I
- 19:17Speaker 1: didn't really know. Just like, as a friend, you should
- 19:20Speaker 1: be empathetic towards your friend when something bad is happening. Yeah, yeah,
- 19:25Speaker 1: And that's why we cared a lot about his hotel room.
- 19:28Speaker 6: Correct we I had to sort of pause my somber.
- 19:32Speaker 3: Store offer let him stay the four seasons with you.
- 19:34Speaker 6: I did, I said I had. I had been upgraded
- 19:37Speaker 6: for free to a suite which actually had a separate
- 19:39Speaker 6: bed bedroom with a pullout couch, which, by the way,
- 19:44Speaker 6: you should have done.
- 19:46Speaker 4: The bathroom is the thing that I don't I don't
- 19:47Speaker 4: like it. I don't want to share a bathroom.
- 19:50Speaker 6: I might have had too.
- 19:51Speaker 1: Honestly, what would what goes on in the bathroom that
- 19:55Speaker 1: you can't possibly share with another man?
- 20:00Speaker 6: Did? Me?
- 20:00Speaker 4: And Francis's messages are ridiculous. It's literally all just like,
- 20:03Speaker 4: did you see Schultz is doing the round at this arena?
- 20:06Speaker 6: Insane? That's you saying that it's you sending me seat
- 20:10Speaker 6: maps of arenas that have sold out so quickly that
- 20:15Speaker 6: you're astounded. This is crazy. Wow, I can't believe Shane
- 20:20Speaker 6: Gillis has truly achieved the heights that we all saw
- 20:24Speaker 6: happening in real time. Good for him. I'm glad we
- 20:29Speaker 6: have his cell phone number. Oh my god.
- 20:33Speaker 1: Yeah, that's truly rich stuff. Well, yeah, glad to hear
- 20:38Speaker 1: you out on the other side of it.
- 20:39Speaker 6: Yeah, we're moving forward.
- 20:40Speaker 2: You know.
- 20:41Speaker 6: I can tell you all definitively that she is going
- 20:44Speaker 6: to probably be a lot happier not having to deal
- 20:48Speaker 6: with me anymore. So everybody is, I think, going to
- 20:53Speaker 6: be better off and as I said, sad, but also
- 20:58Speaker 6: you know.
- 20:59Speaker 3: Just like fucking Serge better off over here.
- 21:02Speaker 6: Bro.
- 21:03Speaker 3: It's a little hockey joke for you, sass. Do you
- 21:05Speaker 3: have any news anything you want to unburden yourself of?
- 21:10Speaker 6: No, trying to think.
- 21:14Speaker 4: Started listening to The Rise and Fall of the Third
- 21:17Speaker 4: Reich last night. Who wrote that, I don't know, it's
- 21:20Speaker 4: too long, that's it's huge book, fifty seven hours long.
- 21:23Speaker 1: I bought that book and it sits on my bookshelf
- 21:26Speaker 1: this wide and the spine of the book is just
- 21:29Speaker 1: a fucking swastika.
- 21:30Speaker 6: Dude.
- 21:31Speaker 3: People come over and they're like, what the fuck are
- 21:33Speaker 3: you reading? Well, I didn't start reading it.
- 21:35Speaker 4: I pivoted to the Cold War.
- 21:37Speaker 3: I can't.
- 21:38Speaker 4: I can't fifty seven hours I mean that's gonna take me.
- 21:41Speaker 4: I was like, I'm just gonna listen to this at night.
- 21:43Speaker 1: Did it used to be called The Rise and Fall
- 21:45Speaker 1: of Adolph Hitler or is that a different book?
- 21:47Speaker 4: There's a bunch of there's so many because there's a
- 21:50Speaker 4: there's probably one called that.
- 21:51Speaker 1: There's a Netflix series that's like very specific about that
- 21:57Speaker 1: that and one of the guy who wrote The Rise
- 21:59Speaker 1: and Fall of Adolf Hitler is one of the voices
- 22:02Speaker 1: that speaks. But it's a combination of found footage and
- 22:04Speaker 1: also acted out footage. But there's there's something that I
- 22:08Speaker 1: noticed in that Netflix series that fucking bothers me a
- 22:12Speaker 1: little bit. And it's like they make Hitler a little
- 22:15Speaker 1: bit uglier than he actually was, Like and I don't
- 22:18Speaker 1: think Hitler was cute, but like, I've noticed this in
- 22:21Speaker 1: a bunch of Hitler movies where they'll make his hairline worse,
- 22:24Speaker 1: his nose bigger, his skin worse. And I think it's
- 22:28Speaker 1: because Hollywood thinks that if Hitler's too good looking, that
- 22:33Speaker 1: he'll be like a sympathetic character. Oh interesting that will
- 22:37Speaker 1: be in the movie theater, being like, who's that guy?
- 22:39Speaker 6: Yeah, it's also what a taste of his own medicine,
- 22:43Speaker 6: because I don't know if you've ever seen the way
- 22:44Speaker 6: that he depicted Jews, but I have met many Jews,
- 22:48Speaker 6: and most of them do not look anything like the
- 22:52Speaker 6: posters that I have seen from Germany in that time.
- 22:56Speaker 1: Like, I think Americans are smart enough to realize that
- 23:00Speaker 1: Hitler's ideas in and of themselves were bad, Like we
- 23:03Speaker 1: don't need them coming from an ugly dude. Like it
- 23:05Speaker 1: could be Brad Pitt from Troy and we could still
- 23:07Speaker 1: be like Hitler's Hitler's Hitler who is.
- 23:13Speaker 6: The most handsome bad guy in history?
- 23:18Speaker 3: Good question?
- 23:19Speaker 6: Is there a guy who we were.
- 23:23Speaker 4: Was like six seven who was.
- 23:27Speaker 3: Used to be a runway and beautiful hair, thick beard,
- 23:29Speaker 3: like an alpha.
- 23:30Speaker 6: He did have some nice eyes, right, They're kind of
- 23:33Speaker 6: like steely.
- 23:34Speaker 1: That's why he had so many beaches. Did he have
- 23:37Speaker 1: nine wives or something like that?
- 23:39Speaker 6: I knew how to make his eyes pop too, because
- 23:42Speaker 6: he would always wear creams like gaunt cheeks, sand hell
- 23:48Speaker 6: super tan.
- 23:50Speaker 4: He was built like KD.
- 23:51Speaker 6: Except in the last years. He probably wasn't that Dan
- 23:54Speaker 6: because he didn't really go out.
- 23:57Speaker 4: I had like an outside area at the comp. Oh
- 24:00Speaker 4: did he know like a big one?
- 24:02Speaker 6: Really do you think he went out there?
- 24:04Speaker 4: Yes, just I think they said they said that he
- 24:06Speaker 4: went out there. Who said like they said that they
- 24:09Speaker 4: would see a really tall dude in a turban and
- 24:13Speaker 4: a speedo.
- 24:15Speaker 6: Just those beautiful blue eyes peeking over the wall.
- 24:17Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I think he. I think he had like
- 24:20Speaker 4: a I think there might have been like a rooftop
- 24:22Speaker 4: and there was definitely an outside area. I want to
- 24:25Speaker 4: say he had some sort of like rooftop.
- 24:26Speaker 3: With like a pool. It was an infinity pool.
- 24:28Speaker 6: Oh, is that where we left the black Hawk?
- 24:30Speaker 4: I think so we scuppered the black Hawk down.
- 24:33Speaker 6: You believe that we were like, ah, we can't bring
- 24:36Speaker 6: this fifty million dollar helicopter. Yeah, all right, somebody knocked
- 24:41Speaker 6: the rotors off and bring the manual so they can't
- 24:45Speaker 6: rebuild it. It kind of is uh manual from the
- 24:48Speaker 6: glove box.
- 24:50Speaker 4: It's kind of interesting that they It kind of shows
- 24:52Speaker 4: how strong those helicopters are that they had. I don't
- 24:55Speaker 4: know how many dudes were on the helicopters, but they
- 24:57Speaker 4: just piled everyone on to the second helicopter.
- 25:01Speaker 6: Is that what they did? We didn't drive anyone out.
- 25:03Speaker 4: We might have No, I don't think. I don't think
- 25:06Speaker 4: we did chaos.
- 25:08Speaker 3: Yeah, batties in the neighborhood, which.
- 25:10Speaker 4: All the neighbors were like surrounding the place, right.
- 25:13Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're we had Sealed Team six in there.
- 25:16Speaker 1: We have bad dudes in there, yea like a.
- 25:19Speaker 4: Lot of people, yeah, baseball bats and ship.
- 25:22Speaker 6: Yeah, but those are like guys that you know, they
- 25:25Speaker 6: had just broken down the farmers market. They're not fucking
- 25:28Speaker 6: taking on Sealed Team six. How many farmers markets would
- 25:32Speaker 6: you need in order to actually think, Okay, we've got
- 25:35Speaker 6: the guys we can take on Seal Team six.
- 25:37Speaker 1: We have enough farmers is it? Is it farmers or
- 25:40Speaker 1: people that work at the farmers market.
- 25:41Speaker 6: That's just what people who work at the farmer's market.
- 25:43Speaker 6: So there's guys in there that are like selling soap
- 25:46Speaker 6: and can handles, weird rope goods, or lots of alpaca throws.
- 25:52Speaker 3: Would guess alpaca socks.
- 25:54Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean they're probably strong. People in Pakistan have guns,
- 26:01Speaker 4: Like do they have guns like the United States has guns?
- 26:03Speaker 4: I think they have guns like you can like you
- 26:04Speaker 4: can like go and just buy it.
- 26:06Speaker 6: Yeah, Pakistan has a lot of guns from like Ak's
- 26:11Speaker 6: from the fall of the Soviet Union, and their occupation
- 26:15Speaker 6: of Afghanistan. I'm sure they were buying them in bulk
- 26:18Speaker 6: for cents on the dollar.
- 26:20Speaker 3: What other I'm trying to think of other hot, hot
- 26:23Speaker 3: bad guys.
- 26:24Speaker 6: Because I think Dolin was pretty decent. Yes, Dolin was
- 26:27Speaker 6: pretty decent, like.
- 26:29Speaker 11: Yeah, and he had that uh he had that beautiful
- 26:35Speaker 11: mustache and very strong and he was always wearing like
- 26:39Speaker 11: a military outfit.
- 26:40Speaker 3: I think the girls love a man in uniform.
- 26:43Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not all It's not like a James Bond
- 26:45Speaker 1: type of deal where you have to be like scarred
- 26:47Speaker 1: in the face or bleeding blood or something like that.
- 26:49Speaker 1: Like there's there's hot dude, like uh, I mean, I
- 26:52Speaker 1: guess there's a different villain in everybody's story.
- 26:54Speaker 3: But Chay Guavara was, yes, pretty good looking.
- 26:57Speaker 4: He Putin's not a bad looking guy.
- 27:02Speaker 3: Thumb, Really, you fuck Putin?
- 27:05Speaker 6: No?
- 27:05Speaker 4: I mean I wouldn't fuck you.
- 27:07Speaker 3: Bend over Putin and fucking clap his cheeks.
- 27:10Speaker 4: No, But like Putin's like jacked, No, bro, He's a
- 27:13Speaker 4: put together man, even at his young hottest.
- 27:16Speaker 3: I don't even think he's hot for a Russian. I
- 27:19Speaker 3: think he is Henleopold of Belgium, was he had a
- 27:22Speaker 3: beautiful beard, did he. I'm pretty sure that he was
- 27:24Speaker 3: a hot dude.
- 27:25Speaker 6: I'm trying to think if there is a you know,
- 27:28Speaker 6: a maligned sort of death spot from history who we
- 27:34Speaker 6: would not have to say was overcoming some insecurity in
- 27:38Speaker 6: his grasp for power. So for example, Napoleon, everyone Napoleonic complex.
- 27:44Speaker 6: He was really short, which, by the way, I actually
- 27:46Speaker 6: found out it's not that true. I don't think he
- 27:48Speaker 6: was that short.
- 27:49Speaker 4: Was he like five to seven?
- 27:51Speaker 1: I don't even know if it was that small, But
- 27:52Speaker 1: I think it was like political cartoons. Yeah, well, I
- 27:57Speaker 1: mean I think he might have even been talking in
- 27:59Speaker 1: that really, but uh, I think it was political cartoons
- 28:02Speaker 1: that tried to make him seem small.
- 28:03Speaker 4: We weren't dudes back then. Also big as hell.
- 28:07Speaker 1: I think dudes are getting bigger. I don't think that
- 28:09Speaker 1: we've crested past the biggest dude era.
- 28:11Speaker 4: I think that might have been the biggest dude era,
- 28:13Speaker 4: the eighteen hundreds in France, jacked and tall.
- 28:16Speaker 3: No, I think that we're in the biggest dude era
- 28:18Speaker 3: right now.
- 28:19Speaker 6: He's pretty short, five six or five seven, which was
- 28:22Speaker 6: slightly taller than the average for the times for people generally.
- 28:27Speaker 4: I listened to I heard that in my book, my
- 28:29Speaker 4: book this morning. They were talking about Napoleon.
- 28:32Speaker 3: When when was he around eighteen hundreds?
- 28:35Speaker 6: Was it the eighteen hundreds? Yeah? Boys, isn't it amazing
- 28:39Speaker 6: to think that that's taller than the average. And then
- 28:43Speaker 6: that's evolution moves slowly, but it also kind of moves
- 28:47Speaker 6: a little quickly.
- 28:48Speaker 4: So wasn't like two hundred years people are going to
- 28:50Speaker 4: be like, I don't date anyone under seven feet?
- 28:54Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, guy says he's six eleven on his tender profile, right,
- 29:01Speaker 6: fucking six' nine. Loser oh my, god that's pretty good.
- 29:06Speaker 3: Looking victor Women. Yama. YEAH i, mean dudes are just
- 29:09Speaker 3: getting taller and more. Skilled do you guys?
- 29:11Speaker 6: Know do you guys know about the evolutionary theories about
- 29:15Speaker 6: why people have genetic racial? Traits, now for, example the
- 29:20Speaker 6: reason why Uh asian people are, Short that's not WHERE
- 29:27Speaker 6: i was going to. GO i think What i've read
- 29:29Speaker 6: the word is hooded. Eyelids, okay so smaller. Apertures Why i'm,
- 29:37Speaker 6: right we're in dangerous. Territory let's call it A wikipedia
- 29:41Speaker 6: page That i'm. Citing the theory is that it was
- 29:44Speaker 6: because as humans or early humans migrated, north the, weather,
- 29:51Speaker 6: temperatures or the climate that they encountered was what started
- 29:55Speaker 6: to form physical facial. Features and it had to do
- 30:00Speaker 6: something with, like, yeah the brighter the sun or the
- 30:02Speaker 6: ice of The. ARCTIC i don't even remember, sand you, know,
- 30:07Speaker 6: yeah stuff like.
- 30:08Speaker 4: That so if you've got a couple Of asian guys
- 30:10Speaker 4: and like some overcast, weather it would just change.
- 30:12Speaker 6: History well they'd be you'd be like, that dude's not.
- 30:17Speaker 1: They'd just be dowey, eyed fucking And but, NOW i,
- 30:20Speaker 1: mean look at how it's. Manifesting all the metalists in
- 30:23Speaker 1: the shooting in The olympics Where asian. Countries oh, yeah
- 30:26Speaker 1: imagine if you gave them, Guns why isn't that's probably
- 30:28Speaker 1: why guns are banned over.
- 30:29Speaker 3: There they'd be too good With.
- 30:30Speaker 4: YEAH i didn't understand. That that's weird because they can't have, guns,
- 30:33Speaker 4: right the school shooters that in practicing with THREE d printed?
- 30:35Speaker 3: Gun, yeah how do they even PRACTICE i.
- 30:39Speaker 4: Don't KNOW bb.
- 30:39Speaker 6: Guns maybe why did they all win that is that
- 30:41Speaker 6: because they're just their technology is, better they're more.
- 30:44Speaker 3: PRECISE i think it's got to be what you're talking.
- 30:46Speaker 6: ABOUT i don't even know What i'm talking.
- 30:49Speaker 4: About it's something with the.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Eyes it's like uh in medieval castles when there's like
- 30:55Speaker 1: a very small, uh a small, window that archer would
- 31:02Speaker 1: the more narrow the, window the better your sight. IS
- 31:05Speaker 1: i think that's got to be what we're talking.
- 31:06Speaker 4: ABOUT i don't think that's. True what do you? MEAN
- 31:10Speaker 4: i don't Think asian people see smaller than we.
- 31:13Speaker 3: See i'm not saying, Small i'm saying a small miss.
- 31:15Speaker 6: Small what are you trying to say? There what do you?
- 31:20Speaker 4: Mean what AM i trying to?
- 31:21Speaker 6: Say what's it's all About asian people seeing? Small you
- 31:25Speaker 6: brought this.
- 31:26Speaker 4: Up you said That asian people squint their eyes because
- 31:28Speaker 4: they GET i didn't say squint the most racist Thing
- 31:33Speaker 4: i've ever heard coming up with new. Conspiracies, no, no, no
- 31:40Speaker 4: it's too. Good, yeah you Know asian people they squint
- 31:44Speaker 4: real ard because theyre always getting dust.
- 31:45Speaker 3: In their Eyes Genghis.
- 31:48Speaker 4: Khan there is guys they don't wear masks over their
- 31:51Speaker 4: eyes to.
- 31:54Speaker 6: Wow. Wow well there. Was also there's also stuff about
- 31:58Speaker 6: why skin tones are that has to do with like
- 32:01Speaker 6: pigment and needing more sunlight for vitamin, retention all that.
- 32:07Speaker 6: Bullshit i'm not gonna look it. Up this feels like.
- 32:10Speaker 6: Territory we don't want to get into.
- 32:11Speaker 4: Skulls let's stuck. Skulls, yeah the extra bone in the
- 32:15Speaker 4: body actually provides the white.
- 32:19Speaker 6: Man do you know that scene that when he smashes
- 32:23Speaker 6: his hand on the wine glass and his hand do
- 32:27Speaker 6: you Know Leonardo DiCaprio And django is that you're talking? About?
- 32:30Speaker 4: NO i was just making that's what you're talking, about, Right.
- 32:33Speaker 1: Yes, well, yeah the phrenology is the, right but that's
- 32:36Speaker 1: what he's referring.
- 32:37Speaker 6: To, Yeah leo brings out in that scene In, jango
- 32:40Speaker 6: he brings out the skull of a former, SLAVE i,
- 32:43Speaker 6: guess and breaks it open to show some really racist.
- 32:47Speaker 6: Shit and shortly thereafter he's now discovered That Jamie fox
- 32:54Speaker 6: And Christoph waltz are not who they say they, are,
- 32:58Speaker 6: Right and he smashes his hand on the table in,
- 33:02Speaker 6: anger and he smashes a coop glass and his hand
- 33:10Speaker 6: goes through it and his hand is, bleeding and he
- 33:13Speaker 6: continues on in the, scene gets starts picking that actually,
- 33:18Speaker 6: Happened that actually, happened and they kept. It how fucking
- 33:23Speaker 6: badass is.
- 33:24Speaker 4: That they probably had to keep? It they were, like,
- 33:26Speaker 4: well we can't just have your hand be bleeding out of, nowhere.
- 33:30Speaker 3: Or like the next, scene he's just bandaged up and cut. Back,
- 33:34Speaker 3: yeah then you know that the coop glass.
- 33:37Speaker 1: Was designed h to Represent Marie antoinette's. Breast what the
- 33:43Speaker 1: shape of a Coop champagne? Glass who signed to be
- 33:47Speaker 1: analogous To Marie antoinette's. Breast we're Talking french history on.
- 33:52Speaker 6: This Marie antoinette was the let the meat cake. LADY
- 33:56Speaker 6: i believe she.
- 33:56Speaker 3: Was and that's the same exact time As. Napoleon, ah
- 34:00Speaker 3: because isn't that the? Beginning did you guys watch That napoleon?
- 34:02Speaker 3: MOVIE i watched the. BEGINNING i heard it was. BAD
- 34:04Speaker 3: i COULDN'T i couldn't. Finish, yeah did you watch, It Francis, No,
- 34:09Speaker 3: YEAH i heard it was.
- 34:10Speaker 4: BAD i Heard Civil war wasn't great.
- 34:11Speaker 6: EITHER i didn't Mind Civil. War that was. GOOD i
- 34:14Speaker 6: thought there was an interesting mood to. It it was
- 34:19Speaker 6: much more serious THAN i. THOUGHT i thought it was
- 34:21Speaker 6: gonna be Like White House.
- 34:22Speaker 1: DOWN i Saw Machino dorito talking About Civil. WAR i was,
- 34:25Speaker 1: LIKE i can't fucking watch. It you, know you guys
- 34:28Speaker 1: know Who Machino dorito. Is, now damn, Broke get up
- 34:32Speaker 1: on your fucking.
- 34:32Speaker 4: TikTok White house down is one of the funniest. Movies
- 34:36Speaker 4: it's great all, time or is it White house down.
- 34:37Speaker 3: Erst Olympus Has? Fallen, well there's.
- 34:39Speaker 6: There they're two. Different one's good and one's. Bad The
- 34:42Speaker 6: Jamie fox one is. Bad Channing tatum And Jamie.
- 34:45Speaker 3: FOX i think they're both.
- 34:47Speaker 6: Bad Olympus Has fallen is the one with The scottish. Guy, yeah, Actor.
- 34:53Speaker 4: BUT i THINK i remember watching, that LIKE i remember watching.
- 34:55Speaker 6: IT i thought that one was pretty, Good like.
- 34:57Speaker 4: This movie's fucking. Awesome, yeah AND i you watched it
- 35:00Speaker 4: with my friends WHEN i was like, eighteen and we were,
- 35:04Speaker 4: like this is the worst Movie i've ever like THE
- 35:07Speaker 4: cgi and it. Is it's like iMovie.
- 35:10Speaker 6: Effects, yeah but they they Had North. Korea at least
- 35:16Speaker 6: they made the effort to have it, beat whereas the
- 35:18Speaker 6: one With Jamie, fox it's just like Angry american. Dudes
- 35:21Speaker 6: they take over the.
- 35:22Speaker 12: Way, dude no, chance did you watch?
- 35:26Speaker 3: It neither of you Watched Civil WAR.
- 35:28Speaker 6: I did you liked? IT i liked.
- 35:30Speaker 3: IT i did.
- 35:30Speaker 6: TOO i thought it was pretty. GOOD i thought it was.
- 35:32Speaker 6: FUN i thought That Kirsten dunnst's husband in real life
- 35:39Speaker 6: the guy who Plays landry From Friday Night. Lights Jesse
- 35:44Speaker 6: plemmons was. Incredible his acting is so subtle and so
- 35:50Speaker 6: nuanced in everything he's. In and he's that psychopath just
- 35:55Speaker 6: in the middle where they like stop and he you, know.
- 35:58Speaker 6: Starts just that's your, Husband reale no.
- 36:01Speaker 4: Way you know, WHAT i think looks good as That trap.
- 36:04Speaker 4: Movie we were talking about that. Yesterday that could be.
- 36:06Speaker 4: GOOD i think that looks. Good it comes.
- 36:07Speaker 3: OUT i don't know about it.
- 36:08Speaker 4: TOMORROW i don't know about.
- 36:09Speaker 3: It break it.
- 36:10Speaker 4: Down a serial killer who's like locked inside of like
- 36:13Speaker 4: an arena.
- 36:14Speaker 6: Concert what a career pivot for what's that guy's? Name
- 36:18Speaker 6: josh From No No Heart? Kneitt that, Guy so he
- 36:26Speaker 6: was in, uh he was In Pearl, harbor, right and
- 36:30Speaker 6: he became this heart. Throb he was a teenage heart.
- 36:32Speaker 6: Throb they had him with his wispy bangs and he
- 36:35Speaker 6: was wearing a wife beater and a flowing white shirt
- 36:38Speaker 6: and he had engine oil all over his Squinty Asian,
- 36:42Speaker 6: yeah probably lots of the sun being in those. Planes
- 36:46Speaker 6: kind of had to lower it a. Little and he
- 36:51Speaker 6: went from that and then he was in the next
- 36:53Speaker 6: TIME i kind of saw him Was Oppenheimer and next,
- 36:55Speaker 6: THING i really remember him being In.
- 36:57Speaker 3: Oppenheimer as like a intellectual.
- 37:00Speaker 4: Intellectual he plays one of the. Scientists he's the guy
- 37:04Speaker 4: that's sort of like the head of the.
- 37:06Speaker 1: Project he's like he lets him into the project because
- 37:09Speaker 1: he but he's, like we can't let you in unless
- 37:11Speaker 1: you give up this fucking communist. Bullshit they stop going
- 37:14Speaker 1: to the. Meetings, YEAH i thought you watched it multiple.
- 37:17Speaker 4: TIMES i, do BUT i just don't know who we're talking.
- 37:19Speaker 1: About got, it got, it got? It you never Saw Pearl.
- 37:21Speaker 1: HARBOR i. Didn't not a, Patriot.
- 37:26Speaker 4: NO i am A patriot's WHY i didn't watch.
- 37:27Speaker 3: It, no it's a triumphant. STORY i don't want to.
- 37:30Speaker 4: WATCH i don't want to watch footage of our soldiers being.
- 37:33Speaker 3: Killed, bro brother's part of the. Story, bro that's more your.
- 37:37Speaker 1: Style, no it really fires me. Up it's, like, hey
- 37:40Speaker 1: look what they tried to take from.
- 37:41Speaker 4: Us they did take it from.
- 37:43Speaker 3: Us they tried to take our. Freedom they could have
- 37:46Speaker 3: just left it. Alone there's like another there's an alternate
- 37:50Speaker 3: universe Where america just stays out Of World war.
- 37:53Speaker 6: Two, yeah that's what Was that's what they were trying to.
- 37:56Speaker 4: Do how Many americans died In World War, Two like
- 37:57Speaker 4: three hundred thousand something like. THAT i think it was surprisingly.
- 38:01Speaker 3: Low, yeah only three hundred thousand people. Died, well like.
- 38:04Speaker 4: Sixty million people died In World wars, itoot three hundred
- 38:08Speaker 4: thousand in the grand scheme of, things isn't that? Many?
- 38:12Speaker 6: Wow?
- 38:12Speaker 3: Bro four hundred, thousand four four hundred pretty locked, In.
- 38:17Speaker 6: It's not that's not many. People.
- 38:19Speaker 4: Size, well it's a lot of, people but in compared
- 38:23Speaker 4: to other, countries it's not sixty million people, died.
- 38:28Speaker 6: Are you including you, know like everybody that died in The.
- 38:32Speaker 3: Holocaust, wait so it was only six Million jews that
- 38:34Speaker 3: died in The.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Holocaust, wow that's not even like that many people compared
- 38:37Speaker 1: to sixty.
- 38:38Speaker 4: Million, well that is a lot of people compared to
- 38:40Speaker 4: how Many jews there are in the.
- 38:41Speaker 3: World, yeah but compared to the entire amount of people that,
- 38:44Speaker 3: died that's like only like ten percent of the people
- 38:46Speaker 3: that died in the.
- 38:46Speaker 4: War, no it Was, wow that's like, nothing but one
- 38:49Speaker 4: fourth Of jews.
- 38:50Speaker 3: Died how many people call bar still and. TikTok it's
- 38:57Speaker 3: like twenty five, million right.
- 38:58Speaker 6: IF i, died would you, say, well compared to how
- 39:01Speaker 6: many people work at. Barstool it's not that many that he.
- 39:03Speaker 6: Died would you just write it off?
- 39:05Speaker 3: Barely any Of New york knows that's a good.
- 39:08Speaker 4: Chunk, OH i WOULD i would matter more than a great,
- 39:12Speaker 4: statistic more than The american soldiers who lost their lives
- 39:16Speaker 4: In World War. Two, no it's it's more of like a.
- 39:18Speaker 4: Compliment how Little americans.
- 39:20Speaker 3: Died we were. Unkillable, YEAH i.
- 39:23Speaker 6: Don't tell that to the wives of the soldiers who.
- 39:26Speaker 4: Landed the mother probably all did to tell it to the.
- 39:28Speaker 6: Mother there's a few. Left we're getting to the end, Now.
- 39:31Speaker 3: Yeah soon we'll have the last.
- 39:32Speaker 4: Ones i'm sure there's a few left because they were
- 39:34Speaker 4: all probably dating like twelve year.
- 39:35Speaker 3: Olds are you saying the greatest generation with?
- 39:39Speaker 4: Pedophiles, no, bro the widows are all like twenty nine right,
- 39:44Speaker 4: now certified. Pedophiles that would be. GOOD i, mean that
- 39:49Speaker 4: would be a good proaganda forties mathematically, impossible that.
- 39:57Speaker 1: Would have Been that would have been, great Uh baganda
- 40:00Speaker 1: for The nazis and The russians, though and The japanese
- 40:05Speaker 1: if they were just, like, yeah The americans are all,
- 40:07Speaker 1: yeah the, Petrophiles, yeah we have to kill them because
- 40:10Speaker 1: that would justify, Us, like, yeah they're telling us that
- 40:12Speaker 1: they were all.
- 40:12Speaker 3: Pedophiles they're telling us they had twelve year old. Wives
- 40:16Speaker 3: what what that was kind of like a universal thing.
- 40:19Speaker 1: Though what was their propaganda about The United states at the.
- 40:22Speaker 1: Time what were they saying about?
- 40:24Speaker 3: Us because we were saying all manner of nasty stuff about.
- 40:28Speaker 3: Them M japanese were like they're.
- 40:31Speaker 4: Savages they were like Kicking japanese people out of the,
- 40:33Speaker 4: country putting them in like interment.
- 40:36Speaker 3: Camps, yeah, well.
- 40:37Speaker 6: Yeah The japanese had. Propaganda i'm trying to think about
- 40:40Speaker 6: what The germans. Said my guess would be that it
- 40:42Speaker 6: was all about how unfairly they were treated at The
- 40:47Speaker 6: treaty Of. Versailles versailles and the way That World War one,
- 40:52Speaker 6: ended and.
- 40:53Speaker 3: It did fuck up their economy, badly Make germany greater?
- 40:57Speaker 4: Good, yeah, yeah it fucked up their.
- 40:59Speaker 3: Economy The United states economy was booming, Though oh.
- 41:02Speaker 6: Yeah when After World War? One you're, right nineteen, EIGHTEEN i,
- 41:08Speaker 6: Know i'm, right, bro.
- 41:09Speaker 3: That is so fucking.
- 41:10Speaker 1: Dial he started Reading The rise And fall of The
- 41:14Speaker 1: third like, right, Yeah like they probably just had posters
- 41:17Speaker 1: of us like sucking Off jewish people that probably probably
- 41:22Speaker 1: just like a, blonde corn fed dude From iowa sucking
- 41:25Speaker 1: off A jewish.
- 41:25Speaker 4: Dude do you think we'll get to a point where
- 41:27Speaker 4: like people will start like like Fleeing, america going to
- 41:30Speaker 4: other countries and being LIKE i escaped Democracy.
- 41:33Speaker 3: America that would be funny if they.
- 41:35Speaker 1: Did BUT i remember there was a contest where it was,
- 41:39Speaker 1: like write six, words Describe america in six, words and
- 41:44Speaker 1: one in one of the winning entries was like even
- 41:48Speaker 1: our worst critics stay or something like, that or something
- 41:53Speaker 1: basically like people who are like whenever you hear like
- 41:56Speaker 1: if you don't like, it you can get. Out it's
- 41:58Speaker 1: like people will Criticize, america but they still choose to.
- 42:00Speaker 3: Stay SO i think THAT i.
- 42:02Speaker 4: Thought it was like six like just like six cool
- 42:04Speaker 4: things About.
- 42:05Speaker 13: America, Budwiser, Ak John, Deere Shane, Gillis, Hoga, Sydney Sweeney.
- 42:17Speaker 3: Cities, fuck that's three words.
- 42:21Speaker 6: They keep. It how many DO i have left.
- 42:26Speaker 1: The american haigh. Coup we should leave, that leave that
- 42:30Speaker 1: as a. Comment six words to Describe america best six.
- 42:33Speaker 1: Words we will give.
- 42:34Speaker 6: You nothing not, connected not a. Sentence, yeah six things
- 42:39Speaker 6: that you considered to fall under The umbrella Of.
- 42:42Speaker 3: America i'm joining a men's softball.
- 42:45Speaker 6: League, really, Yeah i'm so happy to hear.
- 42:48Speaker 3: That what yeah with who with some? Comics oh you
- 42:53Speaker 3: do a pretty nice. WING i, do BUT i don't
- 42:56Speaker 3: know like.
- 42:56Speaker 6: They they asked me to do. This who is? That It's?
- 43:00Speaker 4: Derek, yeah, yeah we could use you on our. Team,
- 43:02Speaker 4: honestly we got a lot of scrawny.
- 43:03Speaker 6: Dude i've never really been a big softball.
- 43:06Speaker 1: Guytinated, hitter and you also would pick it up in two.
- 43:09Speaker 6: Seconds, well it's not so much my skill That i'm worried,
- 43:12Speaker 6: about it's just general commitment to an evening of.
- 43:18Speaker 4: Softball did you guys know how expensive baseball gloves?
- 43:21Speaker 3: Are we are there like one hundred.
- 43:23Speaker 4: Bucks you can get one for one hundred, bucks.
- 43:25Speaker 3: But that's a shitty. One if you go on Like, wilson.
- 43:28Speaker 4: Like the, website it's there like they have they're like
- 43:30Speaker 4: five hundred.
- 43:31Speaker 6: Dollars well that's what you, want Though i'm.
- 43:32Speaker 4: Not spending five hundred dollars on a Baseball.
- 43:35Speaker 6: Don't you know the rule the more you spend on,
- 43:39Speaker 6: something the better it. Is, yeah so that means that
- 43:43Speaker 6: IF i saw one for four hundred AND i saw
- 43:45Speaker 6: one for five. HUNDRED i wouldn't be able to live
- 43:48Speaker 6: with myself buying the four hundred dollars one BECAUSE i
- 43:51Speaker 6: would always know that there was one that was.
- 43:52Speaker 4: Better, YEAH i can't really swing a drop in five
- 43:55Speaker 4: hundred dollars on a baseball glove right now is right,
- 43:58Speaker 4: there BECAUSE i don't even know If i'm gonna Like
- 44:00Speaker 4: i'm playing on the game In august and then like
- 44:02Speaker 4: as soon AS nfl starts and There's european games that
- 44:06Speaker 4: start at like noon or like nine.
- 44:08Speaker 1: Am Now i'm happy to hear about this and sick
- 44:11Speaker 1: because now we know what we're gonna talk about for
- 44:13Speaker 1: the next six months on this. Podcast, next, hobby, dude
- 44:18Speaker 1: did you realize that if you play short left field
- 44:21Speaker 1: you have a better angle throwing to home?
- 44:23Speaker 3: Base?
- 44:24Speaker 4: See that's my worry is they were like WHEN i
- 44:27Speaker 4: was growing up AND i played, baseball if you were,
- 44:29Speaker 4: bad you just played outfield because no one could hit
- 44:30Speaker 4: it to the outfield except like maybe like one kid per.
- 44:34Speaker 3: Team, now if you're, bad you like play first.
- 44:35Speaker 4: Base, Yeah and now they're like everyone's saying outfield And i'm,
- 44:38Speaker 4: like that's kind of my. Position but Then i'm Thinking i'm,
- 44:42Speaker 4: LIKE i don't even know IF i can throw a
- 44:43Speaker 4: softball from like deep outfield to like second, base play short.
- 44:47Speaker 3: Field you're the cutoff.
- 44:48Speaker 4: Man they told Me i'm gonna play a short.
- 44:50Speaker 3: Soop What, yeah the hot.
- 44:54Speaker 4: Corner, YEAH i Guess.
- 44:57Speaker 6: I'm. Surprised i'm surprised they're putting you.
- 44:59Speaker 4: THERE I i wanted to play.
- 45:00Speaker 3: First can you catch? Good?
- 45:03Speaker 4: Yeah and And france had a great catch in The chicago
- 45:07Speaker 4: office with lacrosse, sticks that's way. Different, yeah but it's
- 45:11Speaker 4: just like hand eye. COORDINATION i can catch. BALLS i
- 45:15Speaker 4: can catch. Stuff, RIGHT i had a GOOD i had
- 45:18Speaker 4: a GOOD i was good at, catching you know.
- 45:19Speaker 6: What i'm not going to take that from.
- 45:20Speaker 4: You AND i was good at. Throwing, Yeah i'd Say
- 45:24Speaker 4: i'm probably the second best lacrosse player in the. OFFICE
- 45:28Speaker 4: i think it's like going to The. Olympics, yeah and
- 45:29Speaker 4: so it Was Billy billion dudes also Both romano.
- 45:34Speaker 6: Professional you're this. WAY i don't Think i'm the best
- 45:42Speaker 6: played at one of the high School All.
- 45:45Speaker 4: AMERICAS i forgot.
- 45:47Speaker 3: THAT i forgot in this.
- 45:50Speaker 4: ROOM i forgot how many people played lacrosse.
- 45:52Speaker 3: Here it's barstool. Sports.
- 45:54Speaker 1: Yeah most of every movie movie might be better than
- 45:58Speaker 1: you movie and smelling my fucking.
- 46:00Speaker 3: Dust you.
- 46:01Speaker 4: SMELLY i think it's, stinky not. Smelly, yes stinky might
- 46:05Speaker 4: get your ass difference there.
- 46:08Speaker 3: The fuck that's. Me it's the money. Going holy, fuck
- 46:13Speaker 3: we got to get a lacrosse team, going.
- 46:16Speaker 4: Little beer leg.
- 46:17Speaker 6: Lacrosse that's the one. SPORT i don't understand anybody who
- 46:20Speaker 6: wants to continue playing that after twenty. Five it.
- 46:24Speaker 4: Hurts it's so. Brutal there's so much pain involved in, this.
- 46:28Speaker 6: So you you would come. Home things are in bad,
- 46:31Speaker 6: shape so many.
- 46:32Speaker 3: Bruises what hurts the most just getting you're just getting
- 46:34Speaker 3: smacked by around.
- 46:37Speaker 6: Elbows they always seem to hit you right on the
- 46:39Speaker 6: knuckles and the elbow. Cap it hurts so, much just
- 46:43Speaker 6: places where the skin is very.
- 46:45Speaker 1: THIN i remember a story About Leonardo DiCaprio playing. Lacrosse,
- 46:49Speaker 1: yeah they smoked him right in the. Knuckles he still
- 46:51Speaker 1: went on to score twelve.
- 46:52Speaker 4: Goals and they kept it all in the. Shot was
- 46:55Speaker 4: that lacrosse? Movie oh, Yeah Crooked Crooked.
- 46:59Speaker 6: Air yeah you saw, that of. COURSE i remember getting
- 47:05Speaker 6: movie with fundraising solicitations for.
- 47:08Speaker 3: That what do you mean they wanted you to someone on.
- 47:11Speaker 6: Our Alumni network was a producer and kept asking us
- 47:15Speaker 6: if we wanted to donate. Money i'm, like, Dude i'm in.
- 47:18Speaker 3: College you want to keep the story of lacrosse.
- 47:21Speaker 6: ALIVE i can't fund The Native american heritage story of.
- 47:25Speaker 6: Lacrosse it was pretty.
- 47:26Speaker 4: MUCH i think the movie was just about Like, duke
- 47:28Speaker 4: like A duke lacrosse team playing against like Traditional Native,
- 47:31Speaker 4: americans and they got like smoked or something like.
- 47:34Speaker 3: That The Duke duke team did as.
- 47:37Speaker 4: He was like a good team played. AGAIN i don't.
- 47:39Speaker 4: Know something With Native americans and some who.
- 47:41Speaker 3: Wins the cross, team The natives or The. DUKES i
- 47:44Speaker 3: Think duke really out on. Top, yeah you took our
- 47:48Speaker 3: land and then you beat us in. Lacrosse.
- 47:52Speaker 4: Yeah that movie wasn't. GREAT i remember even watching it
- 47:55Speaker 4: as a kid and being like, this like that's when
- 47:56Speaker 4: you're supposed to like every movie that you.
- 47:58Speaker 6: WATCH i played in college Against Lyle. Thompson, Yeah Native. American,
- 48:04Speaker 6: yeah he was the best. Player he might be the
- 48:07Speaker 6: best player.
- 48:08Speaker 14: Ever he's better Than, Rabel, yeah probably better than The Christmas.
- 48:13Speaker 14: Brothers you, know The Christmas. Brothers of, Course, bro this
- 48:19Speaker 14: kid Was Virginia.
- 48:20Speaker 4: Royalty they were round did a lot Of La cross
- 48:24Speaker 4: studying to make you feel?
- 48:25Speaker 6: Better what's?
- 48:28Speaker 4: Happening better than The Christmas?
- 48:31Speaker 3: Brothers really.
- 48:36Speaker 6: Sure about.
- 48:36Speaker 4: That we Studied World war two and The cross before coming.
- 48:39Speaker 3: In what are a few of his favorite things when
- 48:46Speaker 3: the dog?
- 48:47Speaker 6: Bites, yeah you guys chose. Poorly, yeah we should be
- 48:51Speaker 6: What i'm.
- 48:52Speaker 3: Feeling let's talk About charlton the.
- 48:54Speaker 6: Round, well you're, right you, know what's your? Point it's
- 48:58Speaker 6: like every time we come in, here we just talk
- 49:00Speaker 6: about what he wants to talk.
- 49:01Speaker 4: About we talked about cyber attacks last episode you missed?
- 49:05Speaker 3: It good, episode really good. Episode we talked about or
- 49:09Speaker 3: it was a foreign policy in cyber attacks we.
- 49:12Speaker 4: Talked About we talked about, Superiority obama Attacking, iran shutting
- 49:16Speaker 4: down the nuclear.
- 49:17Speaker 3: Program you want to talk about good looking bad Guys?
- 49:20Speaker 6: OBAMA i was gonna, say, OBVIOUSLY i think consensus best
- 49:23Speaker 6: Looking american president ever Probably.
- 49:25Speaker 1: Kennedy, yeah OR i Mean Teddy roosevelt was pretty? Hot
- 49:29Speaker 1: was he in like A burley outdoorsman? Way in like
- 49:33Speaker 1: A Ron swanson type?
- 49:34Speaker 6: Way that had to be your. Taste he was, stout.
- 49:38Speaker 1: But more stout Than, napoleon who could dress a deer
- 49:41Speaker 1: better HIM R. Kennedy you know WHAT i, mean if
- 49:43Speaker 1: you're fucking in a.
- 49:44Speaker 6: Survival, yeah but i'll Take i'll take a man who
- 49:47Speaker 6: knows his way around a tiller in the center. Board, yeah,
- 49:50Speaker 6: jib the.
- 49:51Speaker 3: Jib he is a, Sailor.
- 49:53Speaker 4: Kennedy Did kennedy Rape Marilyn?
- 49:56Speaker 6: MONROE i don't think that's the.
- 49:59Speaker 4: Thought didn't?
- 50:00Speaker 6: Happen they, had they, dated they were having an.
- 50:02Speaker 4: Affair isn't there, like isn't that whole movie With ana
- 50:05Speaker 4: De armas about like her being raped by like all
- 50:08Speaker 4: these politicians or like, celebrities doesn't keep one of. THEM
- 50:11Speaker 4: i didn't see the. MOVIE i didn't know, that BUT
- 50:14Speaker 4: i didn't see them they had an? Affair, NO i
- 50:16Speaker 4: didn't see the.
- 50:16Speaker 6: Movie have you ever heard her Sing happy, birthday mister?
- 50:19Speaker 6: President HAVE i heard? Now happy? Birthday let's put it this.
- 50:24Speaker 6: Way it is not the pitch choice of a.
- 50:26Speaker 4: Victim, yeah she she popped out of a. Cake, yeah
- 50:30Speaker 4: BUT i think like that. MOVIE i think that movie
- 50:32Speaker 4: was like really. BRUTAL i think it's LIKE nc seventeen.
- 50:36Speaker 1: Right because her, yeah diarmisist titties aren't big enough to
- 50:39Speaker 1: fucking match up To monroe's.
- 50:41Speaker 4: True they had to add some brutal scenes make it more.
- 50:45Speaker 1: Realistic uh my six words to Describe. America Sydney sweeney's,
- 50:55Speaker 1: Titties Billie eilish.
- 50:57Speaker 6: Ditties what are those? About are those? JUST i see
- 51:02Speaker 6: memes about? Those?
- 51:03Speaker 3: Yeah at the front page Of reddit is Just francis's
- 51:06Speaker 3: shoulder video And Billie eilish.
- 51:09Speaker 4: Titties there are no claims or records TO jfk is
- 51:13Speaker 4: actually Assaulting, maryland, however and oh Happy birthday song while
- 51:17Speaker 4: dressing in glamorous done the same. One, oh, okay that
- 51:21Speaker 4: doesn't have anything to do with.
- 51:22Speaker 6: It what the fuck the rumor?
- 51:25Speaker 3: Was where'd you get it?
- 51:26Speaker 4: FROM i just googled DID jfk Rape Marilyn? Monroe and
- 51:29Speaker 4: it says there are no. Claims this is. Hilarious there
- 51:32Speaker 4: are no claims or records TO jfk is actually Assaulting Marilyn. Monroe,
- 51:36Speaker 4: however in nineteen sixty, Two maryland famously sang The Happy
- 51:40Speaker 4: birthday song TO jfk while dressing a glamorous diamond and crusted,
- 51:44Speaker 4: gown the same One Kim kardashian worded the met gala
- 51:47Speaker 4: earlier this.
- 51:47Speaker 6: Year.
- 51:48Speaker 4: Wow talk about two topics that have absolutely nothing to
- 51:51Speaker 4: do eye.
- 51:53Speaker 6: Bullshit, however if you are worried about, that let yourself
- 51:59Speaker 6: calmly accept this new.
- 52:01Speaker 4: Information there are no claims that she did that he
- 52:06Speaker 4: did rape, her but she did wear a spectacular dress
- 52:10Speaker 4: when she Sang Happy. Birthday oh, okay that clears things
- 52:15Speaker 4: up for.
- 52:15Speaker 6: Him well could she get? Raped Now i've got something
- 52:19Speaker 6: to go.
- 52:19Speaker 4: On Now i've got a piece of.
- 52:20Speaker 3: INFORMATION i know you're looking for a tidbit to carry
- 52:22Speaker 3: into a.
- 52:23Speaker 6: CONVERSATION i didn't get WHAT i.
- 52:25Speaker 3: Wanted this is a different tidbit that should take you pretty.
- 52:28Speaker 6: Far guys have got good news and.
- 52:30Speaker 3: Badness just what is the bad?
- 52:37Speaker 6: News AND i don't know which ones.
- 52:40Speaker 3: They should have?
- 52:41Speaker 1: Liked kardashian Play. Monroe do you think she's The monroe
- 52:44Speaker 1: of our?
- 52:44Speaker 3: Time?
- 52:45Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah probably mm. Hmm absolutely Hate Marilyn.
- 52:50Speaker 3: Monroe yes they.
- 52:51Speaker 6: Did, well you, know she fucked Up kennedy's marriage To,
- 52:56Speaker 6: jackie and everyone Loved, jackie and, Well kennedy fucked up
- 52:59Speaker 6: his Marriage.
- 53:00Speaker 3: JACKIE i just wanted to get my dick, way look at.
- 53:04Speaker 3: You he was seduced by the hottest woman of his.
- 53:08Speaker 6: Tongue i'm, glad We i'm glad we qualified that. Right,
- 53:11Speaker 6: yes it takes two to wreck a. Marriage it's the man's.
- 53:14Speaker 6: Fault we get it.
- 53:17Speaker 3: Side your own sad son of a.
- 53:19Speaker 4: Bitch, no but it's, like didn't HE i mean he
- 53:22Speaker 4: took her like these fancy hotels and. Stuff what is
- 53:25Speaker 4: the famous hotel.
- 53:26Speaker 3: That he would.
- 53:28Speaker 4: Manara, meat make sweet consensual love to her? In did
- 53:33Speaker 4: you guys know that she wore a, dress beautiful dress
- 53:36Speaker 4: when she's Sang Happy.
- 53:37Speaker 1: Birthday there's nasty propaganda About monroe as, well, though like
- 53:42Speaker 1: that she was smelly and that she was smelly smelly
- 53:46Speaker 1: and then she would like bring uh like sandwiches into
- 53:49Speaker 1: her bed and just like leave them.
- 53:51Speaker 3: There that's kind of weak, propaganda. Honestly, yeah when she
- 53:55Speaker 3: ate in.
- 53:55Speaker 4: Bed, yeah the best place to eat is in.
- 53:59Speaker 6: Bed. Yeah the story was That kennedy would use the,
- 54:03Speaker 6: tunnels The Secret service, tunnels entrances and exits to The
- 54:08Speaker 6: White house to have The Secret service bring young women,
- 54:13Speaker 6: staffers and he'd have pool parties at The White. House,
- 54:16Speaker 6: yeah and they would go get girls from the pool
- 54:18Speaker 6: party and bring them in and then he would have
- 54:20Speaker 6: sex with them and then they would take them. Out
- 54:22Speaker 6: and the rumor was it was like happening two or
- 54:24Speaker 6: three times a.
- 54:24Speaker 4: Day, really but he was.
- 54:28Speaker 6: Having sex with like two or three new people a.
- 54:31Speaker 3: Day that's crazy.
- 54:33Speaker 4: NUTS i didn't never get.
- 54:34Speaker 3: Out people.
- 54:35Speaker 6: Knew it was a different. Time it was a different
- 54:37Speaker 6: time where people knew and they wanted to. Protect they'd be,
- 54:41Speaker 6: like that's nasty.
- 54:42Speaker 3: Business we can't talk about.
- 54:43Speaker 6: It, yeah make, Sense, yeah.
- 54:45Speaker 3: You don't say. Anything it's fucking.
- 54:48Speaker 1: NUTS i wonder if other presidents at that time were,
- 54:51Speaker 1: like Was Harry truman fucking like?
- 54:53Speaker 5: That?
- 54:54Speaker 6: NO i read The truman biography like that Some i'm
- 54:59Speaker 6: s or Did. Truman truman faced temptation and loved his
- 55:05Speaker 6: wife so deeply that he would get mad if any
- 55:07Speaker 6: of his buddies would be, like, hey we should go
- 55:09Speaker 6: out and fuck, around he'd flip.
- 55:11Speaker 4: Out, yeah it's also probably pretty tough to go out
- 55:14Speaker 4: and funk around while you're the president of The United.
- 55:16Speaker 6: States before and after like before or after?
- 55:19Speaker 1: During, WELL i, mean if there's secret tunnels where they're
- 55:22Speaker 1: bringing you underage girls fucking age he just said young.
- 55:27Speaker 6: Girls, YEAH i don't know if they were, underage but
- 55:29Speaker 6: they were. Young they were like he like took girls.
- 55:32Speaker 6: Virginity there was a woman wrote a book about it. Recently,
- 55:37Speaker 6: yeah and you're.
- 55:37Speaker 4: Getting your virginity taken by the president of The United.
- 55:40Speaker 4: States imagine the next.
- 55:42Speaker 1: Guy, yeah that's nasty while you're.
- 55:47Speaker 4: First, Now JOHN. F, kennedy.
- 55:54Speaker 6: Are you Gonna are you gonna call me?
- 55:56Speaker 4: Again they're monitoring my, calls so probably.
- 56:00Speaker 1: Not, damn that's probably The japanese. Propaganda kennedy's fucking underage.
- 56:07Speaker 1: GIRLS i guess it was a different, era.
- 56:09Speaker 4: Different, time twenty years.
- 56:10Speaker 1: REMOVED i wonder IF fdr was fucking if they had
- 56:15Speaker 1: to splint his dick to.
- 56:17Speaker 3: A twelve inch ruler to make it. Work does polio
- 56:21Speaker 3: affect the?
- 56:21Speaker 4: Penis i'm sure.
- 56:25Speaker 6: Probably the first thing it. Takes.
- 56:26Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah that's why he was just married to his.
- 56:29Speaker 1: Cousin was he really, yep eleanor it was his cousin
- 56:33Speaker 1: and she was a lesbian and she was.
- 56:36Speaker 6: NOT i don't think she was very attractive.
- 56:38Speaker 3: Now but he couldn't suck around because his penis didn't.
- 56:41Speaker 6: Work she was like that girl from The adams, family
- 56:44Speaker 6: really really tall. One, yeah who's got a name like
- 56:49Speaker 6: it or be or some weird one syllable.
- 56:52Speaker 1: Nonsense if she was of, age if she was now
- 56:56Speaker 1: she would be on The american rugby.
- 56:57Speaker 3: Team just stiff arm and bitches.
- 56:59Speaker 4: Will watch some of the handball.
- 57:01Speaker 6: Yesterday it's.
- 57:02Speaker 3: Incredible do you ever watch dudes play handball In New? York,
- 57:05Speaker 3: no it's.
- 57:06Speaker 1: AMAZING i don't know how their shoulders work because they're
- 57:11Speaker 1: swinging their full arm like it's a fucking. Paddle no
- 57:14Speaker 1: bend in the, arm and it's like their. Shoulders the
- 57:17Speaker 1: joint has to be like a well oiled. Machine like
- 57:20Speaker 1: my shit would come flying off like A kendall arm
- 57:23Speaker 1: IF i try to swing my arm like.
- 57:25Speaker 4: That how come ninety percent of The olympic sports are
- 57:28Speaker 4: like gym class games.
- 57:31Speaker 3: Because they're like old.
- 57:32Speaker 4: Sports, yeah it's like. Parachute getting on the handball team
- 57:37Speaker 4: must not be that.
- 57:38Speaker 1: Hard if you see these guys that play In New,
- 57:41Speaker 1: york they're smacking the fuck out of the.
- 57:44Speaker 4: Ball, yeah but like you know, what astonished one in
- 57:47Speaker 4: THE nfl could be on the handball.
- 57:49Speaker 3: Team, well the standard is starting up a handball, league,
- 57:51Speaker 3: bro you should get in.
- 57:52Speaker 6: It, Yeah sunday.
- 57:54Speaker 4: Afternoons this isn't like A comedians league, though just the team. Team,
- 58:00Speaker 4: No and it's like there's like four comics on.
- 58:02Speaker 6: It i'm surprised that that is enough for you to
- 58:07Speaker 6: want to do. It the thing that surprises me about
- 58:13Speaker 6: The olympics is that the skateboarders are not required to wear.
- 58:16Speaker 1: Helmets it is like our greatest. Skateboarder it's Like Nijia. Houston,
- 58:21Speaker 1: YEAH i think did he win?
- 58:23Speaker 3: Gold? Yeah, yeah that's so. Bad what a?
- 58:25Speaker 6: God what a? God that.
- 58:27Speaker 4: Dude he's been around for a. While he's so. Athletic
- 58:30Speaker 4: yeah and.
- 58:31Speaker 3: Cool they're probably like wearing palace to fucking The olympic.
- 58:34Speaker 4: Ceremonies, WELL i think the thing is like those guys
- 58:37Speaker 4: they start when they get they get popular when they're so,
- 58:39Speaker 4: young so it's like always been around.
- 58:40Speaker 3: Forever scheckler's hot ass is probably out.
- 58:43Speaker 6: There.
- 58:43Speaker 1: Yeah you know what's crazy, though the basket That american
- 58:47Speaker 1: three on three basketball team is like losing. Games it's
- 58:51Speaker 1: like we can't just pick the like next sixteen best
- 58:55Speaker 1: players in THE nba and have them be on on
- 58:57Speaker 1: the team or. WHAT i can't imagine an the THREE
- 59:00Speaker 1: nba dudes losing to like the Fucking serbian team or
- 59:04Speaker 1: like Fucking Jimmer. Fredett is our best option that we're
- 59:07Speaker 1: sending out, there.
- 59:08Speaker 6: Is he on the.
- 59:09Speaker 3: Team, yeah it was like a good college player from
- 59:11Speaker 3: fifteen years.
- 59:12Speaker 4: Ago maybe the guys in THE nba don't want to, play.
- 59:14Speaker 6: That would be my. Guest they're, like If i'm going to,
- 59:17Speaker 6: PLAY i want to play on the, team and if,
- 59:19Speaker 6: not forget. It i'll take my.
- 59:21Speaker 3: Summer, yeah gold medals a gold, medal.
- 59:24Speaker 6: THOUGH i like that guy who's the FORMER nba player
- 59:27Speaker 6: who's now on the beach Volleyball Chase.
- 59:28Speaker 3: Buttinger that's.
- 59:29Speaker 6: Cool what a cool pivot that.
- 59:31Speaker 1: Is he was a stud in college at volleyball sick At. Arizona,
- 59:36Speaker 1: yeah because that's a tough. SPORT i don't know if
- 59:38Speaker 1: you guys have ever played beach, volleyball but it's. HARD
- 59:41Speaker 1: i played like, sixes not two's playing with two people
- 59:45Speaker 1: covering that.
- 59:45Speaker 4: Much it's so great.
- 59:48Speaker 6: Jumping, Sand it's like jumping in your. Dreams, yeah it's,
- 59:53Speaker 6: like why AM i not going?
- 59:55Speaker 4: Anywhere like riding the manual city bike moving in slow. Motioned.
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: Yeah people are furious that the that they're not wearing,
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: bikinis that they're wearing like spandex. Pants.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: Yeah the boys want to be. Horny, yeah the fellows
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: want to be horny as. Hell, yeah people are pissed
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: at the you can't see the tennis player women's snipples?
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: Anymore, yeah the fuck are we even?
- 1:00:22Speaker 6: Watching dante made a blog The. Hottest UH i saw
- 1:00:25Speaker 6: That The hottest And i'll tell you what part one
- 1:00:28Speaker 6: woman like one and two looked pretty good and then
- 1:00:33Speaker 6: it was a pretty steep drop off from.
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: There the fact that They're olympians just makes them. Cool
- 1:00:41Speaker 3: AND i do agree with.
- 1:00:42Speaker 6: THAT i do agree with. That, YEAH i think it'd
- 1:00:45Speaker 6: be cool to date An.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: Olympian did you guys see how much people are sucking
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: off The korean woman that won the shooting. Competition they're,
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: like this is the coolest human being that has ever.
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: Lived she like wins the shooting, competition like very nonchalan
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: has like a backwards, hat like puts down her.
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: Shit real. Cool it's like a two second. CLIP i
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: guess she looks. Cool SHE i saw the.
- 1:01:06Speaker 4: Clip she does look cool in.
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: It people are on.
- 1:01:10Speaker 4: Her she quote tweeted and was, like thank you for
- 1:01:13Speaker 4: all of the.
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: Support BUT i think in shooting you naturally have to be,
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: cool because we, like you have to be actually, cool
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: not like a cool, dude like you have to be, cool,
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: calm and, collected because like if your heart rate goes
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: up even a little. BIT i, know in the biathlon
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: where you ski and shoot, simultaneously alcohol is a prohibited
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: substance because it naturally lowers your heart.
- 1:01:34Speaker 6: Rate oh not because they don't want people shooting guns
- 1:01:37Speaker 6: while they're.
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: Drunk, No, no that's, Fine no one gives a fuck about.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: That it's because it calms you down, enough AND i
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: guess it makes you, better better.
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: Shooter so you just have to be cool if you're.
- 1:01:48Speaker 3: Shooting you can't be like a fucking. Spaz fucking, right
- 1:01:52Speaker 3: that makes.
- 1:01:52Speaker 4: SENSE i got pretty good.
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: Aim prove it with a. Gun prove.
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: IT i have a video of me shooting an ak
- 1:02:00Speaker 4: AND i hit like the head every single.
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: Time, really because you're so, cool some, cool calm and.
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: Collected yeah you really. Don't. UH i haven't seen you
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: lose your shit that much, never but you.
- 1:02:11Speaker 4: ARE i was losing my.
- 1:02:12Speaker 6: SHIT i.
- 1:02:12Speaker 4: PLAYED i decided THAT i was ready to play online
- 1:02:15Speaker 4: On ncuba last.
- 1:02:16Speaker 3: Night you got, Body. Eudi if you.
- 1:02:19Speaker 4: Want to see me lose my, cool taking the controller
- 1:02:22Speaker 4: and like smashing it against my, HAND i. THREW i
- 1:02:25Speaker 4: lost fifty three to zero the first GAME i. PLAYED
- 1:02:29Speaker 4: i didn't realize you have to play as like a
- 1:02:31Speaker 4: top five team or else you have zero. Chance, yeah
- 1:02:34Speaker 4: every single PASS i threw was a pick. Six Really,
- 1:02:37Speaker 4: YEAH i don't think the guy even had possession of
- 1:02:39Speaker 4: the ball.
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: Once he's just going on defense. EVERYTHING i got a.
- 1:02:42Speaker 4: Pick six almost every single.
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: Play his offense is just fully clean.
- 1:02:46Speaker 12: Uniforms YEAHS bc Versus Ohio, state Which Ohio state in
- 1:02:51Speaker 12: that game is like a cheat code because they're running
- 1:02:53Speaker 12: back has this like he's like the best running back
- 1:02:55Speaker 12: in THE nc DOUBLE A and he has this like
- 1:02:57Speaker 12: move where he can just spin and and like jump
- 1:03:00Speaker 12: like forty feet to the.
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: Side, yeah he's like one of the.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: Spiders when you extrapolate a spider to human, size like an.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: Ant they could just pick up a building and fucking
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: jump the entire length of the. Field their D n
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: don't know How state's good to forty four potential first
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: round draft.
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: Pick keep your eyes on.
- 1:03:16Speaker 4: Him i'm not up to date on the on the
- 1:03:18Speaker 4: college draft right.
- 1:03:19Speaker 6: Now this is gonna be a really dumb. Question the
- 1:03:23Speaker 6: game projects the players for the upcoming. Season, yes it's not.
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: Obviously it's last, year, okay.
- 1:03:32Speaker 4: WHICH i WAS i thought it was LIKE i was.
- 1:03:34Speaker 4: READY i picked unc at first BECAUSE i was ready
- 1:03:36Speaker 4: to play As Drake, MAY i, see and then it
- 1:03:39Speaker 4: was Not Drake.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: May they always keep a good quarterback, Though, Yeah Drake,
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: May Sam, Howe Mitch, Trubisky Caleb. Presley, true that's literally
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: their like last four.
- 1:03:50Speaker 4: Quarterbacks caleb should have stuck with. It he could be
- 1:03:54Speaker 4: on The patriots right. Now he would be if he's
- 1:03:56Speaker 4: stuck with. It he probably could be like a benchwarmer right,
- 1:03:58Speaker 4: now like someone they bring in to like take the
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: nil at the end of the.
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: Game you need good you need good. Morale guys on
- 1:04:04Speaker 3: a football team will contemplate ten. Years, yeah, bro he
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: picked off Uh Russell? Wilson did he? Really? Yeah i've
- 1:04:15Speaker 3: never seen. That how crazy is?
- 1:04:17Speaker 4: That did he? Really he picked him?
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: Off for? You sure about that?
- 1:04:19Speaker 6: One that's.
- 1:04:20Speaker 4: Crazy i've only seen the clips Of like he has
- 1:04:22Speaker 4: like three tackles that he.
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: GOT i think he has three. Interceptions maybe it was
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: IN i doubt it was in. COLLEGE i don't know in.
- 1:04:28Speaker 4: COLLEGE i think you, SAID i thought you meant in THE.
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: NFL i think he has THREE nfl. Interceptions can we
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: check that to see If compton had THREE nfl. Interceptions maybe, online.
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: That would be pretty impressive picking Off Russell. Wilson you
- 1:04:41Speaker 4: got your ten?
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: Yeah three really in, college in.
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: The, pros in THE. Nfl, see you know that's fucking.
- 1:04:51Speaker 6: Amazing crazy and we all people ship On. Will the
- 1:04:56Speaker 6: rhetoric is like what an under you didn't do anything
- 1:04:59Speaker 6: in the N i.
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: Felt it's like you're a special team or. Yo people
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: think he's.
- 1:05:03Speaker 6: Dumb that guy is better than every person we've ever
- 1:05:08Speaker 6: met at. Football what's crazy except his?
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: Podcast, yeah And Arian, foster like all of our football
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: players were, LIKE i don't.
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: Know that's, like you have to be pretty fucking.
- 1:05:18Speaker 6: Good yeah to do that to work at barstools a
- 1:05:21Speaker 6: FORMER nfl, Player.
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: Yeah you have to be pretty fucking.
- 1:05:23Speaker 4: Special you're not just highing any fucking schmock off the.
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: Street, yeah we got movie and smelly exactly do you?
- 1:05:31Speaker 4: Want that's crazy that he didn't know he picked Off Russell.
- 1:05:35Speaker 4: Wilson that's PRETTY i got new respect for him.
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: Now, yeah that's.
- 1:05:38Speaker 4: Crazy you did you used to This Russell wilson in his? Prime?
- 1:05:40Speaker 4: Yes because right NOW i THINK i could pick Off Russell.
- 1:05:42Speaker 6: Wilson dude is.
- 1:05:44Speaker 4: Trash but people are furious at me for saying That
- 1:05:47Speaker 4: Trevor lawrence. Sucks is that like a new?
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: Take? Dude his? Dog, shit you've got on your? SAW i?
- 1:05:53Speaker 4: Saw, YEAH i literally just got one before we started.
- 1:05:55Speaker 4: Recording they were, Like Trevor lawrence brought The jags to
- 1:05:58Speaker 4: two back to back winning season for the first time
- 1:06:00Speaker 4: in like ten. Years Jordan loves has won eight. Games,
- 1:06:04Speaker 4: Brother Jordan love has made how much?
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: Money what is that?
- 1:06:08Speaker 4: CONTRACT i think he's like making the same amount of
- 1:06:10Speaker 4: money As Trevor. Lawrence but oh, yeah they did get
- 1:06:12Speaker 4: the exact Same, yeah BUT i Mean Trevor, lawrence Like
- 1:06:15Speaker 4: Mac jones is gonna end up starting half the.
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: Games that's not, true.
- 1:06:19Speaker 4: Dude they they're. Throwing they're showing videos from the training.
- 1:06:21Speaker 4: Camp Trevor lawrence can't stop throwing picks And Mac jones
- 1:06:24Speaker 4: cannot stop throwing just.
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: Dimes, YEAH i, Mean i've heard you read these training camp.
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: News it's it gets.
- 1:06:31Speaker 4: Nasty anytime someone throws a. Pick it's like it's like national.
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: Headlines Rock purty threw four picks, Yesterday.
- 1:06:37Speaker 4: Rock party in all, Caps Rock purty struggling at training.
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: CAMP jj McCarthy Struggling Caleb williams struggling at training.
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: CAMP i saw a Video Daniel jones. Struggling they're LIKE.
- 1:06:47Speaker 4: Jj McCarthy struggling against The vikings, defense and then you
- 1:06:50Speaker 4: see a clip thirty seconds later and it's like he's
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: thrown three perfect touchdown passes in the red.
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: Zone, yeah you got a factor in all this for your.
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: Fans she, drafts, bro you got to factor all this
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: SHIP j.
- 1:07:03Speaker 3: McCarthy but, brother are you gonna do our fantasy? League?
- 1:07:07Speaker 6: Sure, yeah you canna actually do?
- 1:07:09Speaker 4: It, yeah because last thing we need is dudes that
- 1:07:12Speaker 4: join and don't do it because we had that last
- 1:07:13Speaker 4: year and then they haul all the good Guys HANK.
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: Pft hank AND pft on part of my, Take Big Football.
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: Podcast Big Football podcast didn't have time to change their
- 1:07:23Speaker 4: lineup once a.
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: Week bottom of the.
- 1:07:24Speaker 4: League you could literally throw on auto. Change it doesn't for.
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: You that's not fucking.
- 1:07:29Speaker 4: Right, yeah, dude invite me For verizons auto.
- 1:07:32Speaker 3: Change Did?
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: Yeah invite me And francis over to play uh and C. A,
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: yeah we'll come.
- 1:07:39Speaker 3: On do you have multiple? Controllers?
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: NOW i GUESS i could probably use MY ps four.
- 1:07:43Speaker 4: Controller i'll bring over a controller you don't have a.
- 1:07:45Speaker 4: CONTROLLER i could buy a controller the Pricy oh, shit
- 1:07:49Speaker 4: that reminds me have to go get a new headset.
- 1:07:50Speaker 4: TODAY i thought my HEAD i thought you ship to
- 1:07:53Speaker 4: do all. Day my headset broke last.
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: Night we'll Tell.
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: Billy last TIME i got a new headset was Because
- 1:07:59Speaker 4: billy was Because billy told. Me he was, like it
- 1:08:02Speaker 4: was right WHEN i started At, barstool and he was,
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: like do you want? Me and my friends used to
- 1:08:06Speaker 4: just play and we would just FaceTime while we, played
- 1:08:08Speaker 4: so we didn't need. Headsets and Then billy was, like
- 1:08:10Speaker 4: we're doing a stream tonight For barstool if you want
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: to hop on and play A. Warzone AND i was, like, oh.
- 1:08:14Speaker 4: Totally and THEN i went AND i bought a brand
- 1:08:17Speaker 4: New Turtle beach. Headset it was like one hundred and fifty,
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: dollars which was like all of my money at the.
- 1:08:21Speaker 4: Time and THEN i texted him about it and and
- 1:08:26Speaker 4: it was just me and like one of his buddies
- 1:08:27Speaker 4: from college, playing no stream, happening AND i was, like
- 1:08:31Speaker 4: why DID i just go out and buy a brand
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: new headset for?
- 1:08:34Speaker 3: This, yeah that's.
- 1:08:35Speaker 6: INSANE a lot of people are Saying i'm growing my
- 1:08:38Speaker 6: hair out as a crisis from my. DIVORCE i was
- 1:08:42Speaker 6: growing my hair out before the.
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: Divorce, True, hey it's gonna be beautiful lettuce. Once it's all,
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: like let him get through this. Phase you need to.
- 1:08:50Speaker 6: Give me some. TIME i think it looks.
- 1:08:51Speaker 4: Good you got a little Like Paul rudd action.
- 1:08:53Speaker 6: Going does he have on?
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: Hair he is like that? HAIRCUT i, MEAN i would
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: not describe it As Paul rudd.
- 1:08:59Speaker 4: Action it's like exactly What Paul rudd's hair looks.
- 1:09:02Speaker 6: Like it's just hard for people because it's. Red that's
- 1:09:04Speaker 6: why people are having a hard time with. It nobody
- 1:09:07Speaker 6: wants more red.
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: Hair if it was up to the, masses they'd have
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: every redhead shave their.
- 1:09:14Speaker 6: Heads, Yes, HISTORICALLY i have limited my red as much
- 1:09:17Speaker 6: as possible out of respect to society and. Children especially
- 1:09:23Speaker 6: WHEN i walk down the street AND i see mothers
- 1:09:26Speaker 6: pushing their kids behind them to protect, THEM i, SAY
- 1:09:29Speaker 6: i need a.
- 1:09:29Speaker 3: Haircut how many redheaded presidents have we?
- 1:09:33Speaker 6: Had that's a good.
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: QUESTION i guess most of them were black and, white not.
- 1:09:38Speaker 6: Many it's always it's always a dying out. Breed that's
- 1:09:43Speaker 6: What i'm always told that redheads are dying Out. Washington oh,
- 1:09:48Speaker 6: yeah that's so. Funny got them they're over, There sit, Down.
- 1:09:54Speaker 3: George seven redheads and redheads Outing.
- 1:10:00Speaker 6: Trump, wow seven. Redheads if all of them had been,
- 1:10:04Speaker 6: assassinated we would say that was a lot of people
- 1:10:10Speaker 6: red presidents were. Killed that were.
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: Percentage that's like a sixth of between sixth and the
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: seventh of the president's, damn there's not that many. Presidents
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: they're Calling JOHN. F kennedy a redhead, though Really Thomas,
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: Jefferson Andrew, Jackson martin Van, Buren Rutherford, Hayes William, Taft
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: William Howard, Taft Calvin, coolidge And JOHN. F. Kennedy so
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: they're not Saying washington, was and they're not Calling trump,
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: Redheaded so it could easually be.
- 1:10:44Speaker 6: NINE i wouldn't have Called trump, redheaded would you? Would you?
- 1:10:49Speaker 4: WOULD i would consider it.
- 1:10:52Speaker 6: Blonde isn't he a?
- 1:10:53Speaker 3: Blonde?
- 1:10:55Speaker 15: Yeah, president that's. Insane that's a pretty good, representation really good,
- 1:11:03Speaker 15: historically a real price have been. President wait Till kamala's
- 1:11:10Speaker 15: vice president is the dude From, Pennsylvania Shapiro Ben. Josh
- 1:11:17Speaker 15: we're about to have a New shapiro in, charge THOUGH.
- 1:11:19Speaker 6: I don't know if it's going to be. Him, right
- 1:11:21Speaker 6: are people saying THAT i thought it was going to
- 1:11:22Speaker 6: be the governor Of.
- 1:11:23Speaker 14: Kentucky he's in the he's in the running. Too who
- 1:11:26Speaker 14: it sounds like it's going to. Be BUT i could
- 1:11:28Speaker 14: be dead with.
- 1:11:28Speaker 4: It i'm gonna, win, no no, chance.
- 1:11:32Speaker 6: Not unless someone clips her ear lobe off with the fucking,
- 1:11:34Speaker 6: yeah she.
- 1:11:35Speaker 3: Goes to Piercing. Pagoda she just walks out with the bloody.
- 1:11:39Speaker 6: EAR i don't even think it would have to be
- 1:11:42Speaker 6: something other than her.
- 1:11:43Speaker 3: Ear she just gets a nose jobs tit popped.
- 1:11:48Speaker 4: Off gotta be a tip.
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: Pop they shot her through her, nipple that'd be fucking foul.
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: Work she does her next speech just wearing a fucking
- 1:11:58Speaker 4: just band aids.
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: Over pasty like a little Kim pasty wanted out with
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: a fucking sticker on. It they tried to take my, Nipple.
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: Joe we need to get someone to do a good
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: impression of. Her who would it?
- 1:12:11Speaker 3: Be uh? Uh what's your name? FROM? Snl used to be, Honest.
- 1:12:16Speaker 6: RUDOLPH i THINK i could see them bringing her. Back
- 1:12:19Speaker 6: she probably did Play. Kamala she must have in the.
- 1:12:24Speaker 6: Election last election was.
- 1:12:26Speaker 4: She ON i guess twenty? Sixteen she was probably honestl still.
- 1:12:29Speaker 6: Then or she wouldn't have, been but she would have come,
- 1:12:31Speaker 6: back came. Back.
- 1:12:32Speaker 3: Yeah remember When Kristin wig had like a huge.
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: Moment she was like starring in. Movies she was like
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: the leading woman in. Movies that whole cast OF snl
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: was a strong woman. Cast what are the women ON
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: snl doing these? Days they got some good?
- 1:12:48Speaker 4: Ones sarah? Squirm but is she going to be a
- 1:12:50Speaker 4: leading woman In? Hollywood she's pretty. Funny kate, McKinnon is
- 1:12:55Speaker 4: she still? There, no she's not.
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: THERE i think she, Left but she's, unbelievable unbelievable. Queen
- 1:13:02Speaker 3: she was having like.
- 1:13:03Speaker 6: Allergies she was In barbie, Right, yeah probably the funniest
- 1:13:07Speaker 6: character one of, them other Than Ryan.
- 1:13:10Speaker 3: GOSLIN i never watched all Of. BARBIE i gotta fucking watch.
- 1:13:14Speaker 6: IT i quite liked.
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: It my mom read into a lot of the negative
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: propaganda about, it was like staunchly against ever Playing barbie
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: at the.
- 1:13:24Speaker 3: House we're not watching that, movie strike, one.
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: Brother we're due for another cigar. Episode we're. Overdue that
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: would be.
- 1:13:40Speaker 6: Insane, so as a cigarette, smoker will you tell me
- 1:13:43Speaker 6: Why Marlborough reds are so heady for people what's the?
- 1:13:47Speaker 6: Deal why is that so hard for people to? Smoke they're?
- 1:13:50Speaker 3: Unfiltered.
- 1:13:51Speaker 6: Right.
- 1:13:54Speaker 4: See the first TIME i Smoked Marlborough, RED i was
- 1:13:57Speaker 4: drunk AND i was in early high, school AND i
- 1:14:01Speaker 4: REMEMBER i thought someone put fatanol in. IT i was,
- 1:14:03Speaker 4: like freak because it was so. STRONG i was freaking
- 1:14:06Speaker 4: the fuck.
- 1:14:06Speaker 3: Out you're on all fours in a, field, dude we.
- 1:14:08Speaker 4: WERE i remember walking down the street and smoking one
- 1:14:11Speaker 4: and being, like what the fuck WAS? I, Yeah i'd
- 1:14:15Speaker 4: smoked a cigarette, before and that was, LIKE i, mean
- 1:14:18Speaker 4: it's they're so.
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: Strong there are cigars that aren't as strong as A marble.
- 1:14:23Speaker 3: Red oh, yeah It's.
- 1:14:25Speaker 6: I've gotten into. Cigars, GOLLY i have to really be.
- 1:14:29Speaker 6: Careful why BECAUSE i could see myself becoming a habitual
- 1:14:32Speaker 6: cigar smoker AND i don't want to be that. Guy
- 1:14:35Speaker 6: Why because it's that feels like a big thing to.
- 1:14:39Speaker 3: Do, no it. Does it is it's a Big when.
- 1:14:43Speaker 6: Your mouth is constantly tasting like, Cigars.
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: Yah're gonna turn.
- 1:14:47Speaker 3: Brown you gotta.
- 1:14:48Speaker 4: Reserve an hour of a day to smoke.
- 1:14:50Speaker 6: One, yeah submit to the fact That i'm gonna die
- 1:14:53Speaker 6: of lung and or mouth.
- 1:14:55Speaker 3: Cancer but you're not inhaling.
- 1:14:57Speaker 6: It, yeah but all that's that's a big that's a
- 1:15:00Speaker 6: big mouthful of. Smoke.
- 1:15:02Speaker 4: YEAH i love, cigars you do love.
- 1:15:05Speaker 6: Them, YEAH i don't know IF i believe.
- 1:15:08Speaker 4: You we've smoked cigars on this podcast like ten, times.
- 1:15:11Speaker 6: Yeah and you were always against.
- 1:15:13Speaker 4: It i've always am the only one that finishes the.
- 1:15:15Speaker 3: Cigar that's not.
- 1:15:16Speaker 6: True i've HAD i smoked multiple cigars when we do scar.
- 1:15:22Speaker 6: Episodes not even close to.
- 1:15:23Speaker 4: True that is. True, no, no, no no no, no it.
- 1:15:27Speaker 3: Isn't are you Saying i'm not a macanudo.
- 1:15:29Speaker 4: Man we went out when we were WHEN i was In,
- 1:15:32Speaker 4: wyoming we got, cigars, well we Got, chian's and then
- 1:15:34Speaker 4: we got black and. Milds and then those weren't those
- 1:15:37Speaker 4: weren't good enough quality for my. Friends they don't like.
- 1:15:39Speaker 4: CIGARS i was totally fine smoking those.
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: Black and mild is is barely a. Cigar that's a, Black,
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: yeah but that's a Different you're not smoking cigars black and.
- 1:15:49Speaker 3: Mild, Yeah and that's that's not. Either so they didn't like.
- 1:15:52Speaker 4: Those so then when we were moving, spots we went Into, Buffalo,
- 1:15:56Speaker 4: wyoming we went to a cigar shop and we Got
- 1:15:58Speaker 4: connecticut cut like small our cigars and they were. Great
- 1:16:02Speaker 4: smoked my entire, one and, they like my Buddy bow
- 1:16:05Speaker 4: smoked like a quarter of his throughout the rest of the.
- 1:16:08Speaker 4: Trip he smoked. One we all got. Two never finish
- 1:16:11Speaker 4: the first. One we had a sick night, though where
- 1:16:15Speaker 4: it was our last night and we were standing outside
- 1:16:16Speaker 4: of this bar and we were gonna smoke our cigars
- 1:16:20Speaker 4: for the last, night and, uh we only had matches
- 1:16:23Speaker 4: and it was super windy out AND i couldn't get
- 1:16:25Speaker 4: my cigar to. Light and then all of a, sudden
- 1:16:28Speaker 4: out of, nowhere this like like eighty year old dude
- 1:16:30Speaker 4: and like a cowboy hat comes over and he, goes you,
- 1:16:33Speaker 4: know smoking is really bad for. You and then he
- 1:16:35Speaker 4: hands me a, lighter and then he and then and
- 1:16:37Speaker 4: then he lighted the. Cigar and then we turned back
- 1:16:40Speaker 4: and he's just, gone what, gone got the lighter, back
- 1:16:44Speaker 4: and he just. Disappeared he was so.
- 1:16:46Speaker 6: Sick that's.
- 1:16:47Speaker 3: Cool what the fuck was he a? Ghost he might have.
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: Been that's so fucking.
- 1:16:50Speaker 6: Sick, Okay, yeah we need to we need to. Wrap,
- 1:16:55Speaker 6: YEAH i gotta go all, right, cool.
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: You gotta want to end the podcast.
- 1:17:01Speaker 6: EARLY i don't think it's.
- 1:17:02Speaker 3: Early you just gotta.
- 1:17:03Speaker 4: Go my mental clock says we've been doing probably at
- 1:17:05Speaker 4: ten hour. Seven BUT i just.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: Am having a fun, time AND i also think our
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: listeners deserve.
- 1:17:11Speaker 6: This. WELL i have to.
- 1:17:12Speaker 4: GO i have a, meeting.
- 1:17:15Speaker 6: All, right, Fine.
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: If we started on, TIME i probably would have been
- 1:17:20Speaker 3: able to go for an hour forty.
- 1:17:22Speaker 6: Five one of those things it's, like this is all
- 1:17:24Speaker 6: you really do in a, week AND i can't.
- 1:17:27Speaker 4: GIVE i want To cincinnati tomorrow.
- 1:17:28Speaker 3: Morning, Brother holy, shit, Dude i'm gonna be In. Columbus No,
- 1:17:34Speaker 3: francis where will you?
- 1:17:35Speaker 6: Be nowhere? Alone, slacking, slacking loan with my.
- 1:17:42Speaker 4: THOUGHTS i want to come To, cincinnati turn it into
- 1:17:44Speaker 4: a co headlining.
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: Weekend no, really, NO i actually.
- 1:17:48Speaker 6: DON'T i, mean no. Offense, no that.
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: Sucks i'm. Sorry cincinnati is right By. Kentucky what are you?
- 1:17:56Speaker 6: Doing are you in the?
- 1:17:56Speaker 3: Improv Go? BANANAS i Heard Jade vance is going to
- 1:18:00Speaker 3: be opening for.
- 1:18:00Speaker 4: You Go but, no, no.
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: How is?
- 1:18:03Speaker 6: That i've never done. It i've heard it's. Good it's really.
- 1:18:07Speaker 6: GOOD i heard it's really actually quite. Good it's a
- 1:18:10Speaker 6: cool room.
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: Shape it's like a semi, circle like a like an,
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: atrium kind of it'll be, fun Feel shakespearean sas.
- 1:18:19Speaker 6: THAT i will be In, Rochester Grand, Rapids. Michigan, oh
- 1:18:25Speaker 6: we're going to be In. Cleveland that's the big. Thing
- 1:18:27Speaker 6: we're going to be In Cleveland august, fifteenth the. SEVENTEENTH
- 1:18:31Speaker 6: i think get tickets for that At Little sasquatch website
- 1:18:34Speaker 6: dot com.
- 1:18:35Speaker 4: And cincinnati this weekend tomorrow for. TODAY i guess when
- 1:18:39Speaker 4: this comes, Out.
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: I'll be down the shore that weekend when you guys
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: are In columbus and going to The Sea.
- 1:18:46Speaker 3: City it'll be fun. Cool, no it will BE i, Know,
- 1:18:50Speaker 3: no it definitely will.
- 1:18:51Speaker 4: Be that's WHAT i. Said, yeah come see me In cincinnati.
- 1:18:55Speaker 3: Please i'm going to The Monkey bar. Tonight that place
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: is fucking.
- 1:18:58Speaker 6: Awesome you can go bananas Y Monkey bar is fucking.
- 1:19:03Speaker 3: Awesome what SHOULD i, get, Well?
- 1:19:06Speaker 6: Martini, yeah, PROBABLY i mean The. Burgers it's the ou
- 1:19:10Speaker 6: cheval For Charles.
- 1:19:12Speaker 3: Berger oh, really it's the.
- 1:19:13Speaker 6: Same it's all the same. Guys so and the, decor
- 1:19:17Speaker 6: the fucking wallpaper or the art on the walls is so.
- 1:19:21Speaker 6: Sick it. Is they make a pretty mean mahat in their. Tale.
- 1:19:25Speaker 6: Yeah If i'm, honest.
- 1:19:26Speaker 3: Damn it's gonna be so fucking.
- 1:19:28Speaker 4: Nice we won't be In Kansas, city that's.
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: Right so if people want to know what it was
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: like When francis was telling me that he got, divorced
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: it was exactly like.
- 1:19:37Speaker 3: That exactly we'd be talking about something.
- 1:19:40Speaker 4: Bruh When francis told me two months before he told,
- 1:19:44Speaker 4: you how are you guys gonna allocate the?
- 1:19:46Speaker 6: DOGS i don't know we're working that. Out do you
- 1:19:49Speaker 6: think that IF i asked for a room upgrade now
- 1:19:52Speaker 6: and get back To, Dave.
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: It's, like, Wow, like what's the apartment? Situation they just
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: told me THAT i can't get a new? Room already
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: looked two.
- 1:20:01Speaker 4: Months before he told you best friends and then he
- 1:20:05Speaker 4: had to get and THEN i HAD i WAS i
- 1:20:07Speaker 4: was very supportive for those two, months and then you stepped.
- 1:20:10Speaker 4: IN i said time for something heavy.
- 1:20:12Speaker 6: Lift it wasn't two months. BEFORE i don't think it
- 1:20:14Speaker 6: was two, months three.
- 1:20:15Speaker 4: WEEKS i think it was like six. Months, HONESTLY i
- 1:20:18Speaker 4: don't even know IF i told. It probably told you
- 1:20:19Speaker 4: we were having. TROUBLE i don't know IF i told
- 1:20:21Speaker 4: you it was, Definitive so maybe it.
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: Was it's probably got in your. EAR i was probably
- 1:20:25Speaker 3: rooting for. It fucking son of a. Bitch, yeah bad, Person.
- 1:20:29Speaker 4: Bro we're doing a whole co headlining. Tour, now this changes.
- 1:20:32Speaker 4: Everything eight weeks out on the road tour bus every
- 1:20:38Speaker 4: city In.
- 1:20:38Speaker 3: America ari said we could use this tour. Bus we
- 1:20:42Speaker 3: just have to decide Who's ari and Who's. CALUMN i
- 1:20:45Speaker 3: think it's.
- 1:20:46Speaker 6: Weird that they list the calories on water, Bottles, like
- 1:20:49Speaker 6: aren't we at a point now where we all know
- 1:20:51Speaker 6: that there are zero calories and.
- 1:20:52Speaker 4: Water there's probably some water balls out there that have
- 1:20:55Speaker 4: like four calories or five, calories or.
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: Some funny waters that they're putting out these. Days, yeah,
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: dude how go to the probiotic?
- 1:21:01Speaker 3: Sodas the poppies those are.
- 1:21:04Speaker 4: Good the grape one is. Good some of them are pretty,
- 1:21:06Speaker 4: bad like the orange.
- 1:21:07Speaker 3: One, no it's not that, bad the.
- 1:21:10Speaker 4: Orange you're drinking a probiotic. Drink, yeah but what's wrong with?
- 1:21:14Speaker 4: That SOMETIMES i like to drink What i'm.
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: Drinking sometimes when people are, like, oh this protein shake tastes,
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: bad it's, like, yeah you're drinking a protein.
- 1:21:21Speaker 3: Shake, like just drink what you're. Drinking, yeah this whiskey taste.
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: Bad this tastes like. Alcohol you make a face when
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: you're drinking. Alcohol you're drinking, Alcohol drink what you're. Drinking
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: be where your feet are.
- 1:21:31Speaker 3: At, man.
- 1:21:32Speaker 4: Exactly just be in the, present, please.
- 1:21:35Speaker 6: That's.
- 1:21:36Speaker 3: Rich, yeah just being in the, present that's fucking rich
- 1:21:42Speaker 3: coming from. You All, RIGHT i.
- 1:21:43Speaker 4: Gotta, Go so thank you guys for listening to the.
- 1:21:46Speaker 3: Podcast to, say for a little, bit you do a little.
- 1:21:49Speaker 3: Bit you guys Are.
- 1:21:50Speaker 4: Tuesday. Goodbye