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- 0:32Speaker 1: And so we're back at it. Our lead this hour
- 0:35Speaker 1: from the Land of the Juicy Lucy and is where
- 0:38Speaker 1: we're we're gonna begin. We had triple barrel action and
- 0:42Speaker 1: we watched so you would not have to. It's our
- 0:44Speaker 1: active kindness, our good myths for the day, and my god, wow, okay,
- 0:50Speaker 1: you need to cleanse my eyes here and wash my
- 0:53Speaker 1: eyes out. So the Nuggets looking to force a game
- 0:59Speaker 1: seven in the Western Conference opening around playoff series there
- 1:02Speaker 1: against the weather beaten Wolves. And you say, well, the
- 1:07Speaker 1: teams without their top player, they were difficult for them
- 1:09Speaker 1: to win. And this is how a lot of people
- 1:13Speaker 1: lose a good amount of money. So if you didn't
- 1:15Speaker 1: watch the game, perhaps not I assume you know by now,
- 1:17Speaker 1: but maybe not Jayden McDaniels, Mick Marvelous thirty two points,
- 1:22Speaker 1: ten rebounds, and someone named Terrence Shannon Junior. I have
- 1:26Speaker 1: no idea who that person is. I have no idea
- 1:30Speaker 1: who Terrence Shannon Junior is. He had twenty four points
- 1:32Speaker 1: in an NBA playoff game.
- 1:34Speaker 3: And surprise, surprise, surprise, the injury ravaged Timberwolves.
- 1:43Speaker 1: Said timber to the Nuggets. They put the Nuggets in
- 1:47Speaker 1: a deep friar in Game six. Na da na na
- 1:52Speaker 1: da da da good bye. If you had the Nuggets
- 1:57Speaker 1: winning the championship this year, you are a loser. With
- 2:01Speaker 1: their top three guards missing in action because of injury,
- 2:05Speaker 1: the Timberwolves still advanced and they will now take on
- 2:09Speaker 1: San Antonio in the second round that starts on Monday,
- 2:13Speaker 1: Monday Monday, with chatter that Aunt Edwards is not anywhere
- 2:18Speaker 1: near returning and he will be out likely that entire series.
- 2:23Speaker 1: Good luck on that. The better story, though, is in
- 2:25Speaker 1: the losing locker room. Someone has some explaining to do
- 2:31Speaker 1: in the Mile High City. Wow, there are losses and
- 2:37Speaker 1: then there's that. Yikes, yikes, yikes, yike. This feels like
- 2:42Speaker 1: a point of demarcation for the Nuggets. So let's get
- 2:47Speaker 1: into it here. The question who gets the Rocky Mountain
- 2:50Speaker 1: Oysters of shame for the Nuggets being eliminated by a
- 2:56Speaker 1: beaten and broken Wolves team out their top player, their
- 3:01Speaker 1: franchise player, Anthony Edwards. So my thoughts on this, I've
- 3:05Speaker 1: got lost episode hollering James and French Foreign Legion and
- 3:14Speaker 1: we would put all of these things together and we
- 3:16Speaker 1: are going to make spaghetti and meat balls, is what
- 3:20Speaker 1: we're going to do. So a Nikola Jokic. He had
- 3:25Speaker 1: had some moments in this series where he didn't look
- 3:27Speaker 1: all that good and there were some trolls, the bots,
- 3:31Speaker 1: the all that online. We're like, oh, what's going on? Oh?
- 3:36Speaker 1: He was fine. He had a typical the Kohlik performance here.
- 3:42Speaker 1: The issue was the co star showed up and turned
- 3:46Speaker 1: out this. I guess this was a solo act because
- 3:48Speaker 1: the partner in crime there he had a full foam
- 3:51Speaker 1: clown nose on red nose and then had the shoes.
- 3:54Speaker 1: Jamal Murray wasn't just off. He was at the joystick
- 4:00Speaker 1: and he was flying the vomit cobbt seventeen shots. I
- 4:04Speaker 1: believe he missed thirteen of them in that disaster class.
- 4:08Speaker 1: While the Nuggets frantically searched for barf bags every time
- 4:12Speaker 1: Murray touched the ball. And this was not just an egg.
- 4:16Speaker 1: You understand this performance here in a game where Minnesota
- 4:21Speaker 1: was just preparing to go back to a Game seven
- 4:24Speaker 1: and they turned into a monster in large part because
- 4:26Speaker 1: of Jamal Murray. It wasn't just an egg. Murray was
- 4:29Speaker 1: craft services. He catered the entire brunch, the entire brunch.
- 4:33Speaker 1: And it's not new. These vanishing acts pop up every postseason,
- 4:40Speaker 1: like an unwadded push notification that I don't kno, Dad,
- 4:44Speaker 1: I don't want that notable. Why is he sending me that?
- 4:47Speaker 1: And so outside of jokicch Denver played with the energy
- 4:52Speaker 1: or the lack of energy. They looked like they were
- 4:55Speaker 1: just standing around waiting for someone, anyone to help fix
- 4:59Speaker 1: the situation. And they had very little energy, not a
- 5:02Speaker 1: lot of shot creation, just a lot a lot of anything, no,
- 5:06Speaker 1: no bite. The fragile Aaron Gordon yet again went snap, crackle, pop.
- 5:13Speaker 1: And coach David Adelman and that staff that you know,
- 5:17Speaker 1: he was the joy when he got in there, that
- 5:20Speaker 1: the pride enjoyed the Nuggets, right, they had a veteran
- 5:23Speaker 1: coach that had won a championship, and they there was
- 5:25Speaker 1: a falling out, so they got rid of him, and
- 5:27Speaker 1: then Adamman took over and okay, we're on our way.
- 5:30Speaker 1: And David Adaman coached Game six like a lost episode
- 5:35Speaker 1: of Impractical Jokers. It's like, hey, Murr, why don't you
- 5:37Speaker 1: go in and coach the team. Okay, I'll go run
- 5:39Speaker 1: the NBA team. Okay, yeah, let's do that. And let's
- 5:43Speaker 1: while you're at it, can we make sure we turned
- 5:45Speaker 1: Jaden McDaniels and someone named Terrence Shannon Junior into stars. Sure,
- 5:50Speaker 1: no problem, all right, good job, Murr. Way to go
- 5:53Speaker 1: now post title Denver. You look at what they've done.
- 5:57Speaker 1: He lost a couple years Denver Fields. Now like that
- 5:59Speaker 1: was a one one off magic trick Abra cadabra hocus
- 6:03Speaker 1: pocus and expired. In real time. You gotta believe the
- 6:10Speaker 1: winds of change will be howling through the Rocky Mountains
- 6:15Speaker 1: this summer. I wouldn't be shocked if they fire the
- 6:17Speaker 1: coach and trade Jamal Murray and just shake it up,
- 6:21Speaker 1: all right now. Meanwhile in Philadelphia we go where another surprise,
- 6:26Speaker 1: Tyrese Maxi stepping on. I've had thirty points ped cheat.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Paul George had twenty three and the Sixers, the Sixers
- 6:36Speaker 1: who looked dead in the water, dead in the water,
- 6:41Speaker 1: and now they have forced a Game seven. What's going on?
- 6:46Speaker 1: It's bizarro world here, bizarro world anyway. So the Sixers,
- 6:50Speaker 1: the thing that is not supposed to happen happen. So
- 6:53Speaker 1: this is just bet against what's supposed to happen. This
- 6:56Speaker 1: is actually a popular thing in the gaming world. When
- 7:00Speaker 1: everyone thinks something's going to happen, you go the other way.
- 7:03Speaker 1: For example, we just talked about the Denver Minnesota games
- 7:05Speaker 1: as well. Minnesota's without Ann Edwards, so Denver's gonna win, okay,
- 7:10Speaker 1: so bet on Minnesota. The Celtics much better on the
- 7:13Speaker 1: road than at home in this era. The Sixers. Yeah,
- 7:17Speaker 1: they got the game back to Philadelphia, but you figure, okay,
- 7:20Speaker 1: the Celtics will take control. No, so Max, he's the thirty, George,
- 7:25Speaker 1: the twenty three, the Sixers, they do get it done.
- 7:28Speaker 1: They force a Game seven with a thirteen point win
- 7:32Speaker 1: over the Celtics in the Delaware Valley there. So Philly
- 7:36Speaker 1: playing pretty solid from soup to nuts in this game,
- 7:41Speaker 1: and the winner take all. Game seven. We played Saturday
- 7:47Speaker 1: and in Boston. Philadelphia has lost by thirty two points
- 7:51Speaker 1: twice in this series. The only team in NBA history
- 7:57Speaker 1: to win a playoff series after losing two games by
- 8:00Speaker 1: thirty plus points was Minneapolis in nineteen fifty nine against
- 8:07Speaker 1: the Saint Louis Hawks. Now the better story is, of course,
- 8:10Speaker 1: in the losing locker room. You know how we operate here,
- 8:14Speaker 1: and what a bunch of my sugarnus here the Celtics.
- 8:18Speaker 1: So where have things gone wrong? Here's the question? Where
- 8:22Speaker 1: have things gone wrong for Joe Mizula's Celtics. So I
- 8:27Speaker 1: use my medical training, not a real doctor, I do
- 8:31Speaker 1: play one on the radio, so as doctor Mahler my diagnosis.
- 8:35Speaker 1: Here the team that I saw on TV. This looks
- 8:39Speaker 1: like some old Doc Rivers type Celtics teams, except they
- 8:42Speaker 1: just shoot nothing but three point shots. This team has
- 8:45Speaker 1: exactly one speed. It's been that way ever since Joe
- 8:49Speaker 1: Mizzoula allowed the nerds to take over, and that's how
- 8:51Speaker 1: he got the job. They have one speed and that's
- 8:55Speaker 1: cruise control. That's what they got and spoiler alert right
- 8:58Speaker 1: now they're basha for a bruisin, is what they're doing
- 9:01Speaker 1: here Philadelphia. The Sixers who looked like they were lost.
- 9:06Speaker 1: They were getting called out by their coach, by their
- 9:08Speaker 1: players holding and then now this has happened. Boston did
- 9:12Speaker 1: not just misshots clankety clank doink. They built a two
- 9:18Speaker 1: story deck, a gazebo, and a guesthouse with all of
- 9:22Speaker 1: the bricks that they've had recently. In this series. We're
- 9:26Speaker 1: talking not just about a shooting slump. They're actually going
- 9:30Speaker 1: to replace Lucky the Leprechaun with Doink the clown and
- 9:34Speaker 1: Doink the clown because they've missed. Somebody said, doink doink doint.
- 9:37Speaker 1: They jacked up forty one shots the Celtics from three
- 9:41Speaker 1: point lang, which for them is very conservative, which would
- 9:44Speaker 1: have been fine if they hadn't missed twenty nine of
- 9:46Speaker 1: them nine forty one missed. That is less than thirty
- 9:50Speaker 1: percent double doink double doint. Now the effort, I think
- 9:55Speaker 1: hollering James phone call the Celtics effort. In the middle
- 9:58Speaker 1: part of this game, they played sleepy. They had deep yawns,
- 10:05Speaker 1: completely unable to match the Philadelphia energy and the alpha
- 10:10Speaker 1: dogs Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown were just dogs. There
- 10:14Speaker 1: was no alpha there are. They needed a flea bath.
- 10:17Speaker 1: They can bind for a measly thirty five points the
- 10:20Speaker 1: top two players on that team, and the shooting not great.
- 10:24Speaker 1: Just inefficient is the word? Inefficient is the word here?
- 10:27Speaker 1: Getting outscored by twenty two points across the second and
- 10:31Speaker 1: third quarters is not a lull. That is a medically
- 10:36Speaker 1: induced coma for the Celtics in the middle part of
- 10:39Speaker 1: that game. And then you got Joe Mizzoula who looked
- 10:42Speaker 1: like he brought a weighted blanket to a street fight.
- 10:47Speaker 1: You know, what are you doing here? Well, I'm gonna
- 10:48Speaker 1: take a little nap here. Why are you doing that?
- 10:51Speaker 1: You should not do that. There were very little adjustments,
- 10:54Speaker 1: if any, And that's the mindsets. Listen, we have figured
- 10:57Speaker 1: it out. We're the smartest people in the room. It's
- 10:59Speaker 1: that hubris and this is how we're going to win.
- 11:02Speaker 1: And the Celtics, you can come back and then win.
- 11:04Speaker 1: It's gonna win Game seven by twenty points at home
- 11:06Speaker 1: because that's what they do. And you know, anybody that
- 11:09Speaker 1: criticizes them is gonna get the boot. That's what this is.
- 11:13Speaker 1: It's that arrogance. And so we're not gonna be any
- 11:16Speaker 1: kind of adjustments and we're just gonna sit there and
- 11:18Speaker 1: if we make the shots, we win. If we don't,
- 11:20Speaker 1: that's it. And this really was a self inflicted pratfall
- 11:25Speaker 1: and that lack of killer instinct, which is a trend
- 11:28Speaker 1: in the opening round of the playoffs. You saw that
- 11:29Speaker 1: with the Lakers and now the Rockets in position to
- 11:32Speaker 1: force a game seven in that series. And you look around,
- 11:36Speaker 1: You're like, there's been a lot of that, a lot
- 11:38Speaker 1: of that in this playoffs, and so this is alarming
- 11:40Speaker 1: for Boston. They got one more chance, and if you
- 11:43Speaker 1: win that, nobody will remember this. We'll move on. That's it.
- 11:45Speaker 1: But you got the oil spill and it's leaking, and yeah,
- 11:49Speaker 1: you better make some headway here. You better make some headway,
- 11:52Speaker 1: come up with some kind of weird home brew and
- 11:55Speaker 1: figure it out, all right? Last word, And I would
- 11:59Speaker 1: like to thank whatever that was in Atlanta, because I
- 12:02Speaker 1: did not need to watch the playoffs. You try to
- 12:05Speaker 1: figure out. I watch a little bit of everything, And
- 12:09Speaker 1: how did you need to watch this? Og? And a
- 12:12Speaker 1: nob with twenty nine points in twenty seven minutes, I'm
- 12:15Speaker 1: told that's pretty good. Carl Anthony Towns. I think he
- 12:19Speaker 1: took like four shots. He had a triple double, his
- 12:22Speaker 1: second of the series. Carl Anthony Towns known for offense
- 12:26Speaker 1: skipping out on playoff games, but he has not done
- 12:28Speaker 1: that lately, and the Knickerbockers the biggest playoff win in
- 12:34Speaker 1: franchise history. Holy Pat trick Ewing, where have You're gone?
- 12:40Speaker 1: Walt Clyde Fraser down, goes Frasher, down, goes Fresher As
- 12:47Speaker 1: the Knicks poll axe the Atlanta Hawks one forty to
- 12:52Speaker 1: eighty nine in Game six. The Knicks did not just
- 12:57Speaker 1: win this game, they broke the soul of Atlanta, also
- 13:01Speaker 1: breaking several NBA records. The end of the first quarter,
- 13:05Speaker 1: there were fifty five points scored, forty of them were
- 13:08Speaker 1: by the team from New York was forty to fifteen
- 13:12Speaker 1: at the end of twelve minutes. That is the largest
- 13:16Speaker 1: ever in the shot clock era, which is the modern
- 13:19Speaker 1: era of the NBA, and the forty seven point halftime
- 13:23Speaker 1: lead the largest in playoff history. No one had ever
- 13:27Speaker 1: been that back. This reminded me a bit of that
- 13:30Speaker 1: Sun's Mavericks game from a few years ago in Phoenix,
- 13:33Speaker 1: when Phoenix was at home and they just got absolutely
- 13:36Speaker 1: thunderstruck by Dallas in that game. This was even worse
- 13:40Speaker 1: than that, though. This was even worse than that, and
- 13:43Speaker 1: so New York wins their third straight. They fell behind
- 13:47Speaker 1: two games, won, atlantahead the lead. CJ. McCollum was the
- 13:50Speaker 1: Nick killer, the villain, and now he's going to vacation.
- 13:55Speaker 1: That's it. So the back to back one point loss
- 13:59Speaker 1: is long gone. Now the Knicks have moved on and
- 14:02Speaker 1: they will play the winner of the Philadelphia Boston. Seriously,
- 14:07Speaker 1: we're guaranteed of an I ninety five corrid or matchup.
- 14:11Speaker 1: Now the question on this game is this just a
- 14:14Speaker 1: bad day at the office for the team from Georgia
- 14:18Speaker 1: or is it something deeper the problem for coach Quinn
- 14:22Speaker 1: Snyder's Hawks. So I don't say this lightly because this
- 14:28Speaker 1: is the I've been told by people that work in sports,
- 14:30Speaker 1: this is the most offensive thing you can say. And
- 14:34Speaker 1: I'm about to say it, so I might get dumped.
- 14:38Speaker 1: Mark might dump me, and I'm gonna say it anyway,
- 14:40Speaker 1: because I'm that kind of guy. The Atlanta Hawks quit.
- 14:46Speaker 1: They're gutless, they're quitters. The Atlanta Hawks quit in an
- 14:50Speaker 1: NBA playoff game at home. They gave up. They did
- 14:54Speaker 1: they give up. Listen, the Knicks played well. However, I
- 14:59Speaker 1: was taught years ago by a Hall of Fame coach
- 15:01Speaker 1: was now dead, Bill Fitch that if both teams play
- 15:04Speaker 1: hard man, play hard mo man, you will never get
- 15:07Speaker 1: a game that will be this kind of a blow
- 15:10Speaker 1: even twenty points. If you're playing hard fundamental, even if
- 15:13Speaker 1: you're under manned, you're still going to be in the game.
- 15:16Speaker 1: And they they were essentially the Knicks escorted by Atlanta
- 15:22Speaker 1: and the malfeasance of the Hawks. They didn't just collapse.
- 15:26Speaker 1: They executed a controlled demolition right at the beginning of
- 15:31Speaker 1: the game, and Quinn Snyder was holding the detonator. There's
- 15:34Speaker 1: that famous quote from long lost NBA star Michael Ray
- 15:37Speaker 1: Richardson who said it best the ship be sinking, and
- 15:42Speaker 1: tonight it hit the ocean floor. And was Nick van
- 15:46Speaker 1: Exell in there for the pregame speech one two three,
- 15:49Speaker 1: can't coon here we go boys pregame and the Hawks are, yeah,
- 15:53Speaker 1: we'll take that literally. And they went down. They bordered
- 15:55Speaker 1: a carnival cruise straight to Crap your Pants Island, and
- 16:00Speaker 1: I think they might have hired Roberto Old Buddy's the
- 16:02Speaker 1: bus driver Roberto there because they drove the Struggle Boss
- 16:04Speaker 1: roughly one hundred and fifty miles an hour right into
- 16:08Speaker 1: the side of a nuclear power plant. Kubboom. Jonathan Kaminga
- 16:14Speaker 1: a lot of Warrior fans celebrating shot in freude the
- 16:18Speaker 1: demise of Jonathan Kaminga had an all time bad performance.
- 16:21Speaker 1: Jalen Daniels also terrible in this game. CJ. McCollum did
- 16:27Speaker 1: not play well. They all took the walk of shame,
- 16:29Speaker 1: so that traffic cone defense was problematic. Zero grit and
- 16:36Speaker 1: they I think they were calling their mommy and they
- 16:38Speaker 1: might have been texting their uncle. I don't know they're
- 16:40Speaker 1: texting their uncle. But there was a lot of that
- 16:42Speaker 1: going on. There was a lot of that going on.
- 16:44Speaker 1: I was like, oh, wait a minute, here is what
- 16:46Speaker 1: is all this about? Like, my god, you really have
- 16:51Speaker 1: to try to play at that level of confidence? Do
- 16:54Speaker 1: you understand what I'm saying here? And the NBA media
- 16:58Speaker 1: has long gone solt so it's not how it used
- 17:02Speaker 1: to be and really hold people accountable and all that
- 17:05Speaker 1: I'm telling you though there's no other way to say it.
- 17:09Speaker 1: They quit that the Atlanta Hawks or a bunch of
- 17:12Speaker 1: quitting dogs is what they are, and ultimately they are
- 17:16Speaker 1: now qualified the Hawks to join the French Foreign Legion
- 17:19Speaker 1: They acted like French soldiers and they surrendered, is what
- 17:22Speaker 1: they did. This is not a just a loss. This
- 17:25Speaker 1: was a total white flag resignation, is what that was.
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- 18:41Speaker 1: So our lead this hour is from a Hodgepodge. Now,
- 18:45Speaker 1: we talked last hour in a previous hour here about
- 18:47Speaker 1: the NBA playoffs going on right now, and you had
- 18:51Speaker 1: the Minnesota basketball team exterminate the Nuggets, so they're out.
- 18:55Speaker 1: Denver's been eliminated. The New York Knicks absolutely vaporized the
- 19:01Speaker 1: quitting Atlanta Hawks, one of the more gutless performances you
- 19:05Speaker 1: will ever see by professional athletes. And Atlanta is out
- 19:10Speaker 1: and they're done, See you later, Bye bye. In the Celtics,
- 19:15Speaker 1: it looked like Dino Rajah's Celtics as they went out
- 19:18Speaker 1: there and played a clunker against the Sixers. So there
- 19:21Speaker 1: will be a game seven, so at least we have
- 19:23Speaker 1: something to watch on Saturdays. See how that goes. Our
- 19:27Speaker 1: lead this hour, though, is from King James World. Now,
- 19:32Speaker 1: the Lakers. We talked about this a little bit last dark.
- 19:34Speaker 1: The Lakers are in stranger danger at this point. They
- 19:37Speaker 1: are this close to blowing a three to nothing lead,
- 19:40Speaker 1: which has never happened in that sport. And your Raquets
- 19:45Speaker 1: are the team that is in position to do that.
- 19:47Speaker 1: They have some home cooking in the game coming up
- 19:50Speaker 1: here later, and the Lakers still lead three to two. However, again,
- 19:56Speaker 1: the next game is in Houston, and it does appear
- 19:59Speaker 1: that Lebron James is running on fumes. Now spotty play
- 20:04Speaker 1: by Lebron and all those wonderful stories with all the
- 20:08Speaker 1: fluff and the manny and the petty for Lebron, how
- 20:12Speaker 1: he was defying father Time. Well apparently father Time's knocking
- 20:16Speaker 1: on the door saying, hey, I'm here and I'm coming in.
- 20:19Speaker 1: I'm coming in now, and no one's been able to
- 20:22Speaker 1: stop him. So if you have not heard the latest
- 20:23Speaker 1: on this, perhaps not that. This is not about Lebron's status,
- 20:26Speaker 1: It is not about the game itself. It is about
- 20:29Speaker 1: the mind of Lebron. Several of you were demanding, demanding
- 20:35Speaker 1: that I bring this up, and I agree, this is
- 20:36Speaker 1: a really good story. We have spent a lot of
- 20:40Speaker 1: very valuable real estate here since Fox Sports Radio started
- 20:43Speaker 1: talking about Lebron James, the life and times of Lebron.
- 20:46Speaker 1: In fact, my connection with Lebron goes back to when
- 20:51Speaker 1: he was in high school and I was working as
- 20:53Speaker 1: a sport. I had the radio show, but I was
- 20:55Speaker 1: doing some sports blogging. I had a gossip website, and
- 20:58Speaker 1: I got tipped off. But this kid in Ohio is
- 21:01Speaker 1: like amazing, He's going to dominate basketball and all this stuff.
- 21:05Speaker 1: And they there was supposedly a scandal with an suv
- 21:08Speaker 1: if I remember, like his mom was driving around a
- 21:11Speaker 1: nice car and all this stuff. Anyway, it turned out
- 21:12Speaker 1: that was Lebron, and all these years later, he's still
- 21:16Speaker 1: there and I'm still here and just wonderful. Anyway, Lebron James,
- 21:20Speaker 1: who famously has claimed, among other things, he is a
- 21:24Speaker 1: massive fan of The Godfather, the classic movie series The
- 21:29Speaker 1: Godfather considered the gold standard for mob movies, although I'm
- 21:32Speaker 1: more of a fan of The Goodfellas. Anyway, Lebron James
- 21:35Speaker 1: claimed to be one of the biggest fanboys for The Godfather,
- 21:41Speaker 1: and he made a rather interesting revelation about his encounter,
- 21:48Speaker 1: the first encounter he had with the legendary actor Al
- 21:51Speaker 1: Pacino at a high end Beverly Hills restaurant, and Lebron
- 21:58Speaker 1: in this long story that supposedly took a year to
- 22:01Speaker 1: put together, it seems like a little much long long
- 22:06Speaker 1: story about Lebron's life and all this stuff. Anyway, so
- 22:10Speaker 1: he's bently buddies with Leonardo DiCaprio, and you hang on,
- 22:14Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a good thing or not. Anyway,
- 22:17Speaker 1: Lebron gave this quote. He said they were at dinner,
- 22:21Speaker 1: he had a meal in Beverly Hills with Al Pacino
- 22:23Speaker 1: and Leonardo DiCaprio, and he said he was asked about
- 22:27Speaker 1: the Godfather stuff. He said, that's all I was talking about.
- 22:30Speaker 1: To Paccino, Lebron said, he couldn't believe this is I'm
- 22:34Speaker 1: not making this up. This sounds like something that's made up.
- 22:37Speaker 1: The quote is he meaning Al Pacino, the legendary Hollywood actor.
- 22:41Speaker 1: Couldn't believe how much I knew the movie. I was
- 22:45Speaker 1: talking him or talking him back, or taking back to stuff,
- 22:49Speaker 1: taking back to stuff that he probably forgot about, Lebron said. Obviously,
- 22:55Speaker 1: he's done about a fing billion movies, Lebron stated, but
- 23:00Speaker 1: he was super surprised that I knew that much about
- 23:06Speaker 1: those movies, meaning the Godfather movies. That was a really
- 23:09Speaker 1: cool moment for me. So again, the key part of
- 23:11Speaker 1: that Lebron humble bragging that he was at dinner with
- 23:15Speaker 1: Al Pacino and Leonardo DiCaprio at some really overpriced restaurant
- 23:19Speaker 1: in Beverly Hills, and that Al Pacino could not believe
- 23:23Speaker 1: how much Lebron James lou about the Godfather movies. Okay,
- 23:30Speaker 1: that's a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the
- 23:33Speaker 1: question Lebron making this claim that the icon Al Pacino
- 23:38Speaker 1: was blown away by his Godfather movie knowledge? Does this
- 23:43Speaker 1: pass basic malar scrutiny? Does it pass basic malard scrutiny?
- 23:50Speaker 1: So I've got on this one. I've got Professor, We've
- 23:55Speaker 1: got Harry Potter, and if that was not enough, we've
- 23:59Speaker 1: got a rumba and those things have never been put together,
- 24:02Speaker 1: and we're gonna put them together. And this is going
- 24:04Speaker 1: to be as smooth as glass and not your ass.
- 24:08Speaker 1: All right now, number W, I said number W. Okay,
- 24:17Speaker 1: to answer the question, does this pass the basic malar
- 24:20Speaker 1: of scrutiny test? Hell? No, this is Hall of Fame delusion. Now,
- 24:26Speaker 1: the problem we have here is that we actually keep
- 24:29Speaker 1: track of this stuff because we are losers, We have
- 24:31Speaker 1: no life. We sit in the magic Radio box and
- 24:34Speaker 1: we document this stuff on a nightly basis, and then
- 24:37Speaker 1: it's just I keep notes. And this is the same guy,
- 24:40Speaker 1: Lebron James who famously said, I went back, I checked
- 24:42Speaker 1: my notes. It was ten years ago. I was in
- 24:45Speaker 1: this chair, on this microphone, in the same job. I
- 24:49Speaker 1: have reached the Peter principle, the highest level of incompetence
- 24:52Speaker 1: that I've stayed there. But ten years ago, I'm in
- 24:54Speaker 1: this chair talking about Lebron. He was with the Cavaliers.
- 24:57Speaker 1: They were on a playoff run, and he's said during
- 25:00Speaker 1: that playoff run that he had watched The Godfather six
- 25:03Speaker 1: times during the NBA playoffs during the twenty sixteen title run.
- 25:07Speaker 1: And yet when he was asked to give his favorite quote,
- 25:11Speaker 1: or to quote any line in The Godfather, suddenly Lebron
- 25:16Speaker 1: could not name one quote, not one quote from The Godfather.
- 25:22Speaker 1: And now we're supposed to juxtapose that with the fact
- 25:26Speaker 1: that he's the professor Lebron, that he's teaching al Pacino
- 25:31Speaker 1: about al Pacino's career. I understand a lot of you
- 25:35Speaker 1: are glible. Try not to be a right, try not
- 25:38Speaker 1: to be it's it's Lebron's ego. Cosplay is what it is.
- 25:41Speaker 1: And it's fine Lebron. He lies about these little things
- 25:47Speaker 1: like he does it so often the way a lot
- 25:50Speaker 1: of us just breathe, like effortlessly, constantly and for absolutely
- 25:56Speaker 1: no reason, for no reason. In these lies, it's like
- 26:01Speaker 1: it's not really malicious, it's just unforced. It's optional. It's weird.
- 26:07Speaker 1: It's like, what are you doing. He's the only superstar
- 26:12Speaker 1: that I can think of it. I'm sure that there
- 26:14Speaker 1: might be some others, but off the top of my head,
- 26:16Speaker 1: he's the only superstar who literally stat pads his own
- 26:21Speaker 1: personal life, fandom whatever, Like the fake reading of books.
- 26:26Speaker 1: He did that several times. Whever he'd always show up.
- 26:29Speaker 1: He'd said, I'm doing this zero dark whatever it is
- 26:32Speaker 1: before the playoffs, and I'm not going to talk and
- 26:34Speaker 1: go on social media. And he'd show up with these
- 26:36Speaker 1: books and it was always like the first page of
- 26:38Speaker 1: the book. I guess he couldn't get past that first
- 26:40Speaker 1: opening page of the book. And then the watching the
- 26:43Speaker 1: Godfather movie six times and only to remember zero percent
- 26:47Speaker 1: of the movie, and it's just great. He lies Lebron
- 26:52Speaker 1: like he's trying to win an Oscar for Best fictional Autobiography.
- 26:56Speaker 1: And the issue is not necessarily just Lebron. It's the
- 27:00Speaker 1: sports media, mainly the basketball media, that they treat this
- 27:06Speaker 1: like it's the Gospels. It's the myth making of Lebron,
- 27:11Speaker 1: and it's all part of it, never questioning anything, and
- 27:15Speaker 1: the myth has always been part of sports. There was
- 27:18Speaker 1: a boxing legend long gone. Bert Sugar, my favorite boxing
- 27:23Speaker 1: guests on radio my entire career. Burt Sugar awesome, one
- 27:28Speaker 1: of the all time great storytellers and a historian of sports.
- 27:31Speaker 1: And Bert would share some stories about Babe Ruth. And
- 27:34Speaker 1: there was a famous story about Babe Ruth running through
- 27:39Speaker 1: a train because back then they didn't travel by plane,
- 27:42Speaker 1: and running naked through a train car filled with sports
- 27:46Speaker 1: writers and then being chased by women who were naked
- 27:49Speaker 1: through the train and all that and never got reported.
- 27:52Speaker 1: It never got reported. Some of that, the stuff about Babe,
- 27:57Speaker 1: A lot of that was kind of mythology that actual
- 28:00Speaker 1: apparently did happen. Oh, I could only imagine what led
- 28:03Speaker 1: to that happening. Uh anyway, Uh so the myth of Lebron.
- 28:07Speaker 1: Nobody ever questions anything. And to me, it's rather simple.
- 28:12Speaker 1: You look at this, the stories don't add up. Telling
- 28:15Speaker 1: al Pacino about the Godfather would be like me having
- 28:18Speaker 1: a cup of tea with Albert Einstein and say, hey, Albert,
- 28:22Speaker 1: let me go over algebra with you. Well, no, I don't.
- 28:25Speaker 1: I don't need you to go over algebra. You're a
- 28:26Speaker 1: dumb overnight talk show host. You don't know anything about it,
- 28:28Speaker 1: but I kind of want to go over to Yeah, Okay,
- 28:31Speaker 1: well you know, shut up. It's just Lebron being Lebron,
- 28:35Speaker 1: the first athlete with a highlight reel of unnecessary FIBs.
- 28:39Speaker 1: So congratulations. Meanwhile, the outrageous quotes continue. A lot of maloney,
- 28:45Speaker 1: a lot of maloney flying around. So we go to
- 28:48Speaker 1: the Bay Area. Now the future of Steve Kerr's coach
- 28:52Speaker 1: of the Warriors hanging in the balance. I'm hearing he's
- 28:56Speaker 1: going to television. He hasn't announced that until he does.
- 29:01Speaker 1: He's the coach in Golden State, supposedly twisting in the wind.
- 29:05Speaker 1: Good time to jump ship is when the ship's about
- 29:08Speaker 1: to hit the bottom of the sea. So now one
- 29:12Speaker 1: of his longtime employees has entered the chat, Draymond Green.
- 29:18Speaker 1: Now Draymond's got a lot of high takes. He is
- 29:21Speaker 1: the reason the NBA embarrassingly calls their owners governors because
- 29:26Speaker 1: he complained, and that gutless Adam Silver is like well,
- 29:30Speaker 1: Lebron or Draymond. Rather, Draymond does not like the term owner.
- 29:34Speaker 1: So we're gonna call these guys who do own the team,
- 29:37Speaker 1: We're gonna call them governors. And everyone just laughs at
- 29:40Speaker 1: the NBA. It's so embarrassing. Anyway, Draymond has another great
- 29:43Speaker 1: quote on his Fledgling podcast, which I'm sure friends and
- 29:46Speaker 1: family enjoy a lot. Draymond took a shot at Steve Kerr.
- 29:51Speaker 1: He said, quote as much as he's done for me
- 29:54Speaker 1: in basketball, meaning Steve Kerr, Well, I was gonna read
- 29:59Speaker 1: the quoe, but we have it all right. Here's a
- 30:00Speaker 1: Draymond Green addressing Steve Kerr, and listen to him point
- 30:04Speaker 1: out that Steve Kerr has actually not been all that
- 30:08Speaker 1: great in one way in particular, take a list.
- 30:12Speaker 5: As much as he's done for me in basketball, A
- 30:14Speaker 5: part of me think he's hindered me in my career
- 30:16Speaker 5: and what I could have become. No, when KD came
- 30:18Speaker 5: from twenty sixteen on, I have not had a play
- 30:21Speaker 5: in our playbook, Not a single play that we run
- 30:24Speaker 5: for me in our playbook is twenty sixteen. But if
- 30:27Speaker 5: you're going to take one gripe and not be able
- 30:30Speaker 5: to move past it. For all the other things. I
- 30:33Speaker 5: think you're shallow as a person. That says more about
- 30:35Speaker 5: you as a person than it does about Steve or
- 30:38Speaker 5: whoever else than that is.
- 30:39Speaker 1: You gotta take the good with the bad man, all right.
- 30:42Speaker 1: But the key part of that was he's claiming that
- 30:44Speaker 1: Steve Kerr hindered his career and that they have not
- 30:47Speaker 1: run a play for him in ten years since the
- 30:50Speaker 1: Slim Reaper arrived at the bottom of the Bay Bridge.
- 30:54Speaker 1: All right, question, Draymond Green, you just heard it says
- 30:57Speaker 1: that Steve Kerr held him back. I'm reaching his full
- 31:01Speaker 1: pro bouncy ball potential in a warrior uniform. Give me
- 31:06Speaker 1: your school of thought on this one. So I know,
- 31:10Speaker 1: super Marcus, Steve loves when I make this reference, and
- 31:12Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it for him. This is a Hogwarts
- 31:14Speaker 1: level plot twist. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone logic, right,
- 31:20Speaker 1: were the same guy who made you also limited you?
- 31:25Speaker 1: Now I would say, pick a lane, pal, pick a
- 31:28Speaker 1: lane and stay in your line. Draymond complaining about not
- 31:31Speaker 1: having play calls directed towards him since twenty sixteen. You
- 31:35Speaker 1: know what that is, and that's not sabotage by Steve Kerr.
- 31:38Speaker 1: That's called elite coaching. Your job description is chaos generator,
- 31:45Speaker 1: trouble maker, modern day goon, not offensive centerpiece. That's not
- 31:51Speaker 1: the job title. You don't scheme touches for a guy
- 31:55Speaker 1: whose bag has fewer moves than a roomba, Like a
- 31:58Speaker 1: rumba's got more often moves than Draymond Green. Shaquille O'Neal
- 32:04Speaker 1: had very few offensive moves. He pretty much just overpowered everyone.
- 32:08Speaker 1: Even Shack had more of an offensive game than Draymond Green.
- 32:12Speaker 1: But it's classic Draymond Green. I break the furniture and
- 32:14Speaker 1: then blame the room layout, and Steve Kerr, Steph Curry,
- 32:18Speaker 1: and Klay Thompson turned a second round tweener talent into
- 32:24Speaker 1: a Hall of Fame career who will likely get his
- 32:28Speaker 1: number retired, although it should not be retired because I'm
- 32:30Speaker 1: anti number retirement. So that here's my theory on Dreymonngreen.
- 32:34Speaker 1: I want to want to spy here. I've been I've
- 32:35Speaker 1: been work shopping this take over the last couple hours.
- 32:39Speaker 1: So my theory on Draymond Green. If you put Draymond
- 32:41Speaker 1: Green in a Memphis Grizzlies uniform, or a Charlotte Hornet's uniform.
- 32:48Speaker 1: He's not all of a sudden Tim Donkey and he's
- 32:51Speaker 1: Tony Allen or PJ. Tucker. Is that a fair take that,
- 32:56Speaker 1: Draymond Green. The reason he has perceived the way he
- 33:00Speaker 1: is is because of the fact the war is obviously
- 33:03Speaker 1: won a lot, and there's a great there's a greater
- 33:06Speaker 1: aroma that comes from winning. We all know that. I'm
- 33:10Speaker 1: telling you. You put Draymond same skill level that he's
- 33:13Speaker 1: shown with the Warriors, and he'll hustle and he'll get
- 33:17Speaker 1: a bunch of rebounds, then get a few more points
- 33:18Speaker 1: and a few more rebounds. With another team, he'd beat
- 33:21Speaker 1: Tony Allen or PJ. Tucker and that's it. And so
- 33:24Speaker 1: calling Kerr a hindrance, that's like a seat belt whining
- 33:28Speaker 1: it doesn't get enough spotlight. Okay, I'm sorry, No, Draymond,
- 33:34Speaker 1: you weren't held back. In fact, you were elevated, right,
- 33:38Speaker 1: you were elevated. Final point. Quickly, we go to Phoenix
- 33:43Speaker 1: where the Suns owner Matt Ishbia confirming that the Phoenix
- 33:47Speaker 1: pro bouncy Ball team has no intentions of trading Devin
- 33:51Speaker 1: Booker even though they should. And now that has not
- 33:54Speaker 1: stopped widespread chatter that continues to bubble up here. Booker
- 33:59Speaker 1: is twenty nine, with a massive two hundred and sixty
- 34:03Speaker 1: million dollars price tag left on his contract over the
- 34:07Speaker 1: next four years. Phoenix has a ten game losing streak
- 34:11Speaker 1: in the postseason, and Ishbia win on this rant kind
- 34:14Speaker 1: of like a father talking about his son, beaming with
- 34:17Speaker 1: pride about Devin Booker, the franchise player, and he loves
- 34:21Speaker 1: it here. The coaches love him, the GM loves him,
- 34:24Speaker 1: and he's going to be here. He's going to lead
- 34:27Speaker 1: us to a championship. You know, he hit all the notes,
- 34:30Speaker 1: all the notes. Matteshbia blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
- 34:33Speaker 1: I'll ride here's the money quote though, I'll ride into
- 34:36Speaker 1: a fire with Devin Booker, and I'll do it proudly.
- 34:40Speaker 1: That's a direct quote from the Sun's owner. May we
- 34:44Speaker 1: all have someone in our life that gives you the
- 34:47Speaker 1: level of bull crap to defend you, as the Sons
- 34:50Speaker 1: owner with Devin Booker. So the question, as we just
- 34:53Speaker 1: laid out, the person that runs the team, the old
- 34:58Speaker 1: Michigan State go matt Ishbia, the Sun's owner, says, Devin
- 35:03Speaker 1: Booker is not getting traded, So how do you digest
- 35:07Speaker 1: this one? So this is like, it's kind of like
- 35:10Speaker 1: cracker barrel cornbread, is is what it's like. It's like
- 35:14Speaker 1: cracker barrel cornbread? And well, what do you mean by that?
- 35:19Speaker 1: That mesa all right? So it's it's real corny, you know,
- 35:23Speaker 1: talking about Devin Booker like he's he's down in an
- 35:26Speaker 1: animal shelter. The son's owner adopting a golden retriever, like
- 35:31Speaker 1: you're evaluating what is a franchise cornerstone? And when the
- 35:34Speaker 1: owner says I'd ride into a fire with you, it
- 35:37Speaker 1: usually means the house is already smoldering. And this is
- 35:40Speaker 1: not the first time in NBA history a billionaire his
- 35:43Speaker 1: public announced that he's emotionally compromised. Okay, the arithmetic is
- 35:49Speaker 1: not complicated. Booker is the common denominator. He's the common
- 35:53Speaker 1: denominator in every recent son's disappointment. And you can change coaches.
- 35:59Speaker 1: They've that, They've been a bunch of coaches, general managers.
- 36:03Speaker 1: They've done that. Also, you can alternate the role players,
- 36:06Speaker 1: you can alternate the star players. They've done this, that
- 36:10Speaker 1: and everything. However, the results stay the same. The centerpiece
- 36:14Speaker 1: stays the same, and Devin Booker is the human protein bar.
- 36:19Speaker 1: He's got a shiny rapper, promises energy and you're still
- 36:23Speaker 1: hungry in the fourth quarter of these playoff games. Ten
- 36:26Speaker 1: straight playoff losses. That's not a lie. That's not Apparently
- 36:30Speaker 1: the front office doesn't believe it. You don't pay two
- 36:35Speaker 1: hundred and sixty three million dollars for those results. It
- 36:37Speaker 1: is my belief. And I know this is a dated take,
- 36:40Speaker 1: And oh, you're just an old head. A true franchise
- 36:43Speaker 1: player stops a losing streak, they don't star in them.
- 36:48Speaker 1: And you should never lose ten playoff games in a row.
- 36:51Speaker 1: You shouldn't. It's rather obvious that contract is just as
- 36:56Speaker 1: a mortgage on a house that keeps flooding every ape,
- 37:01Speaker 1: every ape.
- 37:02Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
- 37:04Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 37:08Speaker 1: It's mallard.
- 37:09Speaker 2: How about that to the third degree, this is one
- 37:14Speaker 2: big event gets grilled kobaloo.
- 37:18Speaker 6: It was reported on Wednesday that Deshaun Watson has the
- 37:21Speaker 6: inside track to win the starting quarterback job in Cleveland.
- 37:24Speaker 6: Then would you be surprised to see Watson starting week
- 37:26Speaker 6: one for the Browns.
- 37:28Speaker 1: Yes, because he also sucked. He hasn't played in a
- 37:30Speaker 1: couple of years, and he was terrible when he played.
- 37:32Speaker 1: He has not played well since he was getting a
- 37:35Speaker 1: lot of really nice massages with the Houston Texans back
- 37:39Speaker 1: in the day. The planets have not lined up for
- 37:41Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson. I can't imagine he's gonna be any better.
- 37:44Speaker 1: So the only scenario I see is, well, I want
- 37:46Speaker 1: to play him and then trade him. But you have
- 37:49Speaker 1: to play well for that to happen, so I would
- 37:52Speaker 1: be surprised. Although the Browns don't have a quarterback, so
- 37:55Speaker 1: they got to play somebody. It's not like Deon Sanders
- 37:57Speaker 1: kids any good. He sucks.
- 37:58Speaker 6: Also, next, if there's officially exercised Bryce Young's fifth year
- 38:02Speaker 6: option this week, and now the question remains, do you
- 38:05Speaker 6: think he secures a multi year extension before the end
- 38:07Speaker 6: of the season.
- 38:08Speaker 1: Well, if the Cardinals want to continue to be in
- 38:10Speaker 1: the Cardinals the Panther. You know, all those little quarterbacks
- 38:14Speaker 1: are the same Kyler Murray and now I know he's
- 38:16Speaker 1: in Minnesota, who play in Arizona. But no, Bryce Young,
- 38:19Speaker 1: he was so bad. He played slightly better, not enough
- 38:22Speaker 1: to be the long term answer in Carolina, that would
- 38:26Speaker 1: that would handicap that would handcuff the Carolina Panthers. They
- 38:30Speaker 1: should not do that.
- 38:31Speaker 6: Next, a recent report says the Miami Heat are headed
- 38:34Speaker 6: for divorce with Tyler Hero one way or another. Ben,
- 38:37Speaker 6: do you expect her to be a robust market for
- 38:39Speaker 6: Hero despite his constant injuries.
- 38:41Speaker 1: Well, someone will take him because they'll say, well, it
- 38:43Speaker 1: didn't work out in Miami and we've got the Midas touch.
- 38:45Speaker 1: We're gonna be able to figure out what was wrong
- 38:47Speaker 1: with him. The Heat gave Tyler Hero plenty of opportunity,
- 38:52Speaker 1: and he has not taken his game to the next level.
- 38:55Speaker 1: It is time to go somewhere else. But somebody will
- 38:57Speaker 1: always take you because they were. You know, That's the
- 38:59Speaker 1: way it works. How do we come? I pass this edition?
- 39:04Speaker 1: Checking in it.
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- 39:17Speaker 2: R to listen live. Knock Knock, Who's there? Blame Weed?
- 39:23Speaker 2: Blame week too.
- 39:24Speaker 1: It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week. Why sure,
- 39:28Speaker 1: here we go a man who is such a baller
- 39:31Speaker 1: he turned down a free trip to Boston. Weed Man Hippie, Hello,
- 39:34Speaker 1: weed Man Hippie.
- 39:36Speaker 2: Hey Darren?
- 39:37Speaker 1: What's his name?
- 39:38Speaker 3: Name?
- 39:38Speaker 1: Changed?
- 39:38Speaker 5: Me too?
- 39:39Speaker 1: It's so cool. Shouldn't you remember his name? Shouldn't you?
- 39:44Speaker 5: As?
- 39:45Speaker 1: I should? I really should. I'll bet isn't it? Isn't
- 39:50Speaker 1: it kind of rude that you don't remember his name?
- 39:54Speaker 1: That's all right, let's let's get to that. We gotta
- 39:57Speaker 1: get to the jokes. We man he does? It's weed Man.
- 40:01Speaker 1: Come on, all right, here we go. Thank Yeah, any request,
- 40:06Speaker 1: weed Man? Would you like a grilled cheese sandwich or something?
- 40:08Speaker 1: What do you want from everything? Yeah? He likes you.
- 40:15Speaker 1: You should appreciate that that you're he's a fan of
- 40:18Speaker 1: what you do. And that's the only money you're getting
- 40:22Speaker 1: from us. And I have nothing to do with that.
- 40:24Speaker 1: So that's we have no budget. Okay, Big Ben's lame
- 40:28Speaker 1: jokes of the week. Are you ready, weed Man? Yes?
- 40:31Speaker 1: Let's go maybe all right now? These are actual jokes.
- 40:34Speaker 1: If you'd like to send jokes in, you can send
- 40:36Speaker 1: them in. We don't use AI jokes. These are jokes
- 40:38Speaker 1: sent in by listeners and just send it care of
- 40:42Speaker 1: Benmahlor Show at gmail dot com Ben Malorshow at gmail
- 40:46Speaker 1: dot com. Thank you, Thank you think you think you
- 40:48Speaker 1: think you? Thank you? All right? Why does weed man
- 40:51Speaker 1: claim that marijuana is not addictive? Why he has only
- 40:57Speaker 1: had a twenty dollars a day habit for forty years.
- 41:00Speaker 1: That's it.
- 41:01Speaker 5: That's it.
- 41:04Speaker 1: That's Surfer Todd the community. Yeah, Surfer Todd, the comedian
- 41:08Speaker 1: there who is like the West Coast weed Man. We
- 41:11Speaker 1: love Todd. He's a really good dude. Surfer Tod's wife.
- 41:16Speaker 1: What a great couple they are. They live in Vegas
- 41:18Speaker 1: part of the year now Vegas in southern California. What
- 41:21Speaker 1: do you call weed man? What do you call weed man?
- 41:23Speaker 1: Roller skating?
- 41:25Speaker 5: What?
- 41:26Speaker 1: Rolling stoned? That's from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Why does
- 41:34Speaker 1: weed man go outside to look at the phases of
- 41:37Speaker 1: the moon? Why because he wants to know how high
- 41:42Speaker 1: it is? That's why. That's from Mike, who sent that
- 41:46Speaker 1: one in Thanking. Mike appreciate that. I think that's for
- 41:49Speaker 1: Mike anyway. Why did weed Man hippie lose his security
- 41:53Speaker 1: deposit at the Airbnb in Vegas?
- 41:57Speaker 3: Why?
- 41:58Speaker 1: Well, the owner said it was too sloppy, is what
- 42:01Speaker 1: he said. That's Darryl and the odas arks? What what
- 42:06Speaker 1: is what is Weedman's favorite Clint Eastwood movie? What high Noon?
- 42:12Speaker 1: That's from Michael Epicon. We sent that one in. He
- 42:16Speaker 1: also sent this one in here. Why does weed Man
- 42:19Speaker 1: and Pope Leo or what does weed Man and Pope
- 42:21Speaker 1: Leo have in common?
- 42:23Speaker 5: What?
- 42:24Speaker 1: They're both Americans and they both like to take the
- 42:27Speaker 1: moral high ground. That's from What else do we have here? Why?
- 42:34Speaker 1: Why did the weed man bring a ladder to the dispensary?
- 42:40Speaker 1: Why well, he heard the high was on the top shelf,
- 42:43Speaker 1: so he wanted to go check that out there from
- 42:48Speaker 1: Steve sent that one in. This guy didn't sign the name.
- 42:51Speaker 1: Why is weed Man great at saving money? Why? Well,
- 42:56Speaker 1: apparently you're a bud jitting expert weed Man bud stir
- 43:02Speaker 1: all right? This guy also said this, And why doesn't
- 43:05Speaker 1: weed Man argue? You really don't argument weed it? Well,
- 43:09Speaker 1: you can't remember what you were mad about halfway through
- 43:12Speaker 1: the sand, so there's no point. There's no point in arguing,
- 43:16Speaker 1: can't you can't remember? Why did weed Man stare at
- 43:20Speaker 1: the orange juice carton for twenty minutes? Why it said concentrate.
- 43:25Speaker 1: That's a that's an old joke. Dude, we've heard that before.
- 43:29Speaker 1: Man oh Man. Why did weed Man bring chips to
- 43:32Speaker 1: the job interview? Last one, why, well, you heard they
- 43:35Speaker 1: were looking for someone with snack prifice is what you
- 43:39Speaker 1: heard there? Weed Man lay jokes in the way. Thank you.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Mike said that. Last one, Thank you weed Man.