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TWR Saturday | Welcome To Our New Co-Host + The Lauren Southern Tell All REACTION · The Whitfield Report

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  Now broadcasting from the next Gen Conservative studio in Sunny
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  South Florida. Bringing you the latest in
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  politics, current events and pop culture, this is here's the
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  Whitfield report with Sam Whitfield.
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  Alrighty, so the big question everyone has is who is the new
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  Co host that Apex is hoping is going to replace them.
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  But sadly again I have to keep you around still.
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  It's none other than. Insomnia who?
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  I found wandering through the desert of the Internet after the
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  Battle of Vickers's mansion or coin shop I, I guess.
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  So. Yeah, hell yeah, what's up
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  everybody? We're going with that.
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  Everyone give a big warm welcome to Akaba welcome Akiba.
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  Thank you for having me on the show.
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  How are you doing? Well, I'm not in the fucking
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  desert wondering not knowing where I am on a possible
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  concoction of chemicals. Who knows.
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  So I'm doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good.
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  Thank you all for having me. In this time of.
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  Uncertainty. OK, but look to be clear at a
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  time of great content as well. It's a matter of perspective,
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  right? True true.
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  The harvest is bountiful as ever in ohgod many different fields,
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  true, truer words have not been spoken well.
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  They probably have, but you know what I mean.
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  And you know, I first up I, I wanted to say that you did a
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  good job Co hosting the good, the bad and the vicious and then
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  hosting the show in a. The final few episodes for now.
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  For now it's a hiatus. So yeah, you know, yeah, so Sam
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  just poached out. That's what's going on here,
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  chat. He saw it up saying he saw an
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  opportunity. He was like, hey, this
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  motherfucker is pretty good. Let's get him over here.
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  Get rid of this drunk retard just three fucking years now.
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  Just wait until he turns me into a vtuber.
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  That'll be the. Well, unfortunately I don't have
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  the technical expertise for that yet, but yet you know it if
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  listen up. If I had if I had the ability to
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  be a vtuber, I would. I would probably just have
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  myself as like a floating ahead or something like that too.
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  Or like a cyber or like a cybertronic you know something
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  to go with the rape show or dude.
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  Sammy I know this is way way before your time acuba you
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  probably almost certainly remembered and some of the chat
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  made but mundane. Matt used to be just like this
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  little floating. Like Chubby skeleton head.
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  Ohh yeah he used to do the same kind of videos he does now but
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  like he didn't show his fat stupid neck bearded face you
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  know he just had like a little say I was in the the Kiwi farms
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  vtuber thread reading on some shit and I swear to God I saw
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  somebody say that wait a second wasn't mundane.
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  Matt doing this shit with the talking icon like way early on
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  is he the first vtuber and I'm like holy shit that's a scary
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  thought. He might be.
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  I look honestly no, I know what's the first V tuber is the
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  first. V tuber is The Muppets wasn't
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  it? Of course.
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  Wasn't wasn't wasn't undoomed one of the first V tubers as
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  well that I I do. Go back to undoomed.
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  Well, let me look, let me let me give you like a little bit of
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  anecdotal evidence for a IRL camera versus like an avatar.
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  Monday Matt was one of the few like the first.
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  I told him this on the the show that I called in on that it was
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  intending to call in and berate him for his takes on Pizzagate.
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  But it was preempted by one of his actual friends, that that
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  literally, like he hadn't spoken to in years that beat me into
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  the call and was like, Oh yeah, dude, pizza gate, like he made
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  all my points for me anyway. He's one of the first Youtubers
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  that I actually subscribed to when I made a YouTube channel.
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  He was hot in the algorithm I guess at the time, but he was
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  just talking about shit. He was.
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  It was like a news thing, but it was like this this little head.
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  And then. Articles and stuff popped up and
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  then he transitioned to his stupid fat ugly face.
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  And somehow right about that time I was like this dude
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  fucking sucks. Why do I?
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  Why do I give a fuck about what this guy has to say?
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  You know he like tricked himself out of the magic of like the
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  Internet. You know what I mean?
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  Like the magic of. So yeah, so this is yeah many
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  such cases for me on the Internet.
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  I've been like holy shit I've I've been paying it.
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  Holy God damn, I've been listening to this person.
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  I actually I actually saw a photo of what I think is is Jim
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  Metokur? It couldn't be happier.
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  It could be haberman though I'm I'm not sure.
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  Does he have his sunglasses on and his thumbs up?
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  It's a it's a it's a yeah it's a guy with like a big thick beard
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  like that's haberman yeah for sure that's haberman, the Lord
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  of the troll of the 48 hour OPS. That's right.
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  OK yeah I kind of figured that that wasn't him because I don't
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  think anyone has seen Lord of the Juggalos.
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  I thought I saw when Jimmy when old Jim first got Doxed and he
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  did like a stream. Like showing his birth
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  certificate and go whatever his Social Security number.
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  I'll just like leaning into it. Which, by the way, the by the
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  way Ethan Ralph thought, was just the most brilliant thing
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  he'd ever seen at the time. The way the way Jim handled
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  that. Yeah, I seem to recall like.
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  A picture of some young Irish fella.
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  With a book like, it was like a book deal or something.
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  I feel like there are pictures of him, but I don't really care
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  to look is the thing I I don't really care.
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  You know, I just there's a few floating but I I don't.
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  I don't think any hard confirmations happened I've I
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  feel like it's one of those things that would kind of ruin
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  the mystique almost. It goes back to exactly what I
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  was just saying about mundane Matt.
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  Like if you have a mystique. If you have like a thing do not
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  ruin it like there's no reason to go out of your way to ruin
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  it. I actually have that in a weird
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  way now where I had liked a particular YouTuber way back in
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  the day when he was first starting it.
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  By the name critical and Ohgod moist yeah yeah yeah.
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  Moist so I remember watching his game play fucking hilarious.
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  Improv is fantastic, his punch lines as humorous timing.
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  It's fucking great. I loved it and then I kind of
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  stopped watching him for five 6-7 years and then I come back
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  and a friend of mine I'm sitting there with him.
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  We're watching shit and they they pull up some clips and it's
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  like some of these are funny but it's.
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  He's got some very. Smooth, smooth, smooth brain
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  takes, I'll say nicely some very some very low IQ thoughts and
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  it's just like wow that's very low effort too.
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  It's like I mean, yeah, a lot of it's reacting and stuff like
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  that, which you know he did that with gameplay, but at least it
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  was more situational. It was more creative in the
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  humor type, but now it's just kind of it.
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  Went lazier too. It's something about when people
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  reveal their faces and and go real like you just you don't.
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  You don't want that. And I don't mean like.
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  Boxing, like people, can be doxing.
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  You can still keep the magic kind of a thing, but the second
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  they start putting their face on there and wanting their face to
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  be seen, that's exactly right and there's a quality dip.
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  I think I don't even know if it's a quality dip so much as
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  it's like some sort of wiring in in our human brains that again
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  the Internet and all this shit is social media especially.
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  It's all so new. I mean there may be government
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  science that has this shit figured out, which is probably
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  we're also fucked right now. But we and the we and the
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  general public don't really understand what the fuck's going
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  on with a lot of this stuff and what's what it's doing to our
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  brains and and stuff like that. I think it makes.
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  It makes some sort of, you know, primal sense that.
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  Ohh look at look what look who's doing this.
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  Uh, that makes no. It makes some sort of primal
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  sense that you know, we would prefer the mystique to the
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  reality you know, like the myth is always better than the truth,
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  you know, well, yeah, well, it's.
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  It's like the old phrase go never meet your heroes because
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  heroes are people too, and people fucking suck.
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  Yeah, and assholes are assholes. Even if they're smart.
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  Lucky I'm not the one that left the fucking time zone out of
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  that fucking link. I'm like cool I gotta fucking
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  hour I could fucking fuck around my house naked for a little bit
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  Nope. Like a blue loops and with all
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  this live oht I I I I forgot I forgot you're now behind me I'm
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  just. I just assumed that I'm an hour
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  behind you. Too big.
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  Yeah, you just assumed and you made more of an ass out of me
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  and then ask of you. But I know where you are, so I
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  know how to data time convert. I don't think about Sam being a
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  fucking Florida. OK, I I try not to think about
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  Florida at all. You should consider.
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  Wow, I mean they're out of those kids in Florida.
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  I'm starting to like you guys, but California could fuck off.
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  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're they're up all the way
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  up to go first, yeah? Gotta get rid of this thing and
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  then I'll I'll I'll be converted to a Floridian as soon as y'all
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  get rid of Disney. If y'all fucking drop that shit
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  in the ocean. I'm there.
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  Well learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona
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  Bay, right right? Arizona Bay and the bottom Nile.
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  The same the Santis is working on it.
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  You know, hopefully that hopefully you can convert the
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  sandbar that it's on into a giant sinkhole, so it'll just,
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  you know. All of a sudden want to have
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  mouse ears like floating on top of the ocean and it'll be
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  fucking glorious. Those motherfuckers aren't bowed
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  agradable so we can fuck the Dolphins too.
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  Maybe Ralph a choke on one. Well.
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  Dude, I'm on fucking fire today. I am well rested.
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  I took like a fucking half a day recovery from a road trip.
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  I'm well rested. I'm picking fights with all
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  these fucking punk ass kids on Twitter.
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  I'm kicked in the door, wave in the 441 to start trouble and
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  shit. God damn mother fucker.
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  You're waving 223. I've got 308.
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  So yeah, genius, you you have. First off, you are a genius, but
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  you are. You are also naspaa.
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  It's so you know I'm earning my asshole credentials today,
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  buddy. Look, I don't know I'm I'm gonna
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  be honest with you. I don't take samy's uh, you know
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  you know title of genius or smart very seriously because
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  he's called me that for years. So Oh well, I'm in good company
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  then I wasn't going to take him seriously, but you've convinced
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  me. Oh I.
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  Apex and also call. I'm also called you down like
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  retarded ohk ohk you and confirm that's right.
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  If you knew how this wheelchaired motherfucker talks
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  about you behind your back, you probably you probably think he
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  was about to gay marry your ass. I swear to God, dude, I'd be ohh
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  never mind, I was. I was just about to say I'm so
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  proud of him. I thought you were saying he was
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  talking shit behind my back, which is what I knew about him.
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  Users are packing following it. Look, I could talk way more shit
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  behind his back cause those it takes a long time for him to
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  turn around. You know he's got he's got four
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  wheels this run to the top of the deer stairway.
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  Just keep walking you know just keep like walking in a circle
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  I'm pretty tall too so I just take like one step and I got you
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  know like 2 sentences before I can get to me that is true.
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  But you know who? You know, who else has a lot of
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  you know shit to talk about? Apparently, is the war in
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  southern Ohio? Yeah, she's a fucking wordy
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  bitch lately, man, I've I've watched that thing four times,
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  start to finish and it's been. It's been an interesting flaw,
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  but a slog every time, OK, I mean.
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  Seeing is how have you managed to watch that thing four times?
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  It's three hours, he said three. I think 44 ohh, four OK, never
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  mind. And the answer is I went on a
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  road trip. I have a radio with Bluetooth
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  capabilities and fucking headphones.
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  That's how, yeah. And you were interested that.
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  I mean, that's all it really takes is interested in it.
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  Yeah, if if you're interested in what she has to say and that's
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  what I in the pre show, Sammy asked Akaba and if we'd watched
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  it and I I did I. I watched some of it at a decent
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  amount of it, but that that shit's three fucking hours long.
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  And I didn't. I I never really.
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  I never really gave a fuck about Lauren Southern like ever other
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  than again. Like I said in pre show when her
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  sister popped up on the kill stream years ago.
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  Those nice. Those cute little booty pics or
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  whatever. Or you know whatever.
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  I don't call them cute. She was 17 in those pictures.
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  Dude. Don't be a Ralph.
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  Well whatever the point, my point is that's the most I ever
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  thought about Lauren Southern other than what she popped up in
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  my God damn YouTube feed because she was popular at the time.
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  But like I never this political shit is has always been a circus
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  to me so I never paid that much attention to the political
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  Youtubers you know. So yeah, I never had too much
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  exposure to her. Though I could tell you 4, in
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  fact that after four times of watching this, the main
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  take away that I really, really heartfelt learned is while I
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  knew that she was Canadian, this documentary has proven that she
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  is profoundly Canadian. She's sorry guys.
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  She's really sorry like I thought that she was a myth, her
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  her Canadian accent is fucking profound.
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  Yeah, I I did not know that she was two years younger than me.
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  I thought if anything she was like a year or two older than
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  than me. She's like mid 30s, isn't she?
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  No, she was born. I think she was born in 97 and I
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  was born in 95. So you're fucking shitting me Oh
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  my God well no look one of the things that I found like the
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  point early on in her little. Thing video she says.
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  Jokingly, she's like, oh, I think it's after she moves her
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  whole set outside into the fucking woods.
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  Yeah, like that's why that's part of the three hour runtime
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  right there. You need a fucking editor.
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  Yeah, she's like. Look, she's like ohh well and
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  she says it's like sarcastically.
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  She's like, well, surprise, surprise, I got into a political
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  sphere with political people and it they turned out to be.
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  You know snakes and all the other things that are aligned
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  with what you know of what you think of when you think of
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  political people, you know. Yeah, and she's plays the whole
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  naive card, which I. I mean I can buy to a certain
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  extent. But to be fair to her, she did
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  jump into politics at the ripe old age, about 17 to 20, and
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  nobody knows what the fuck they're getting into with
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  politics at that age. That's fair, Yep, I can can.
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  I can confirm that from first hand experience.
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  You were like 12 too man. So you got even.
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  You've got even more regrettable years at the ripe old age of 17.
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  I was left winning that. That's how little I fucking knew
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  about anything. Well, and I mean, there's that
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  old adage I don't know who fucking said it or what the
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  exact phraseology is. But you know, you're supposed to
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  be like liberal when you're young and you're supposed to be
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  like, you know, conservative, my, you know, loosely speaking,
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  and not by any. Strictly defined terms, but
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  you're supposed to be more conservative when you're older
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  and liberal when you're younger, like open minded as a kid, and
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  then as you get older, you have kids and a family and shit to
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  protect. You're like, well, fuck I need
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  to protect this stuff. You know you don't think things
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  necessarily. As a kid it's.
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  It's also kind of the difference between intelligence and wisdom.
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  When you're young and you're graduating high school going to
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  college, you're intelligent. You're book smart, but it's that
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  lived experience that gives you that wisdom, and I think that's
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  the bell curve that it's perfectly.
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  Going to milker while you're liberal, when you're young and
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  you're conservative when you're older, you have wisdom.
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  You know what this should actually be means on a
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  day-to-day basis. Completely I.
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  I mean I was. I was considered when I was
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  young, partially because all my friends were.
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  Big time Obama lovers back one. So I just thought it would be
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  funny. Kind of as a contrary and move
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  to be like, you know, conservative.
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  And then I actually. You know wound up resorting and
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  I'm like Oh my God, all these you know left wingers are nuts
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  so. I voted for Obama first term,
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  then he blew up a kid without a warrant and a foreign country.
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  And then I was completely against him from that point on.
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  Yeah, Yep, that'll that'll do it.
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  And I was and I was part pretty conservative at that time too.
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  It's just the I forget, was it? Fucking McCain that they ran
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  against him. Virserum yeah I was like, fuck
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  that. I'd rather vote Obama than that.
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  I voted for Obama for a free end pass.
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  Yeah. You base and ghetto pilled.
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  That actually I mean like hip hop.
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  What can I say? I kinda need one of those.
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  You know people thought he was from Compton, yeah?
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  But what do you yeah, the Obama basically in that analogy is
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  what happens when you order ice tea from which.
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  Yeah, that might be the best of all, and that's actually a good
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  point. No Sammy it means you're gay.
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  Anyway, back to you. We're just going to throw that
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  one out, Sam says. Fuck yourself, I think I think
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  Samy's Sammy as usual is trying desperately to get back to his
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  like goal of the episode. But now there's three of me.
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  I promised him we will talk about the word Southern
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  documentary because I have a little bit I could actually say
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  on that. No, I don't know.
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  All I all I was going to say is it's it's.
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  It's a little weird to me like we have all these Canadians are
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  in like conservative right wing Paul.
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  And Canada is right up China's fucking.
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  You know prison pocket, let's say.
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  Yeah, So what does that tell you?
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  You know what I mean? I think the more surprising
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  thing to me is that there's a big conservative movement
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  happening in Canada, and they're like half French, and that
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  boggles my mind. Ah, see player.
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  Sales. Ah, there's no Canada like
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  French Canada. It's the best Canada in the
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  land. Would you like some Grey Poupon?
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  OK OK OK. Are we getting schizophrenic
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  already? Do you think I don't even speak
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  Grey Poupon is like Quebec and nature.
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  It's not OK then whatever that shit is where they put gravy on
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  French fries. I don't know what the fuck
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  friendship. Yeah, would you like some great
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  poutine? Dumb motherfucker, do outlook
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  French to you got him French Canadian?
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  There's a difference. Not much.
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  That's about an entire sea worth of difference.
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  No, the the only difference is that French Canadians are more
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  are like slightly more assholes than Canadians.
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  Oh, they're also more French, like, perverted and disgusting
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  and and smelly. Well, it's weird you think like
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  them being French, they'd be kind of pussies and then them
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  being Canadians, they'd be like. You know pushovers.
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  But no, when you add French and Canadian they turn into very
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  violent separatists. Yeah, anything to do with the
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  rest of Canada. It's it's impressive.
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  The only difference. Go ahead, go ahead.
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  The only difference between the Canadian, French, Canadian and a
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  Frenchman is that the French Canadian will apologize
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  profusely while they surrender immediately.
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  Yeah no. Now let me tell you, I know I
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  know, a French Canadian via discord and Twitter.
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  Pretty pretty well. We both do.
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  Unfortunately yeah, and he is one of the most volatile human
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  beings I think I've ever encountered on the on the
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  Internet. And I mean that I mean that
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  endearingly, he's like, look his favorite ideas are throwing acid
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  in in women's faces cheese. And look, not that he's ever
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  done that, but that's his. That's his challenge to all
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  women. You know.
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  You think you've gotta tough. Have you ever had acid thrown in
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  your face? Do you dumb bitch?
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  And it's always spelled wrong because he's French, Canadian
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  and shit, you know? Same Jonathan no.
• 23:28
  He's drunk as shit too all the time too.
• 23:29
  It's awesome. He's awesome man.
• 23:31
  I love you Bitcoin when when I when I talk to when I talk to
• 23:35
  Bitcoin he's always he's always talking like hunting birds and
• 23:39
  shit like that in the park and an avid bird watcher he day
• 23:43
  drink. He's like rich.
• 23:44
  He's from some aristocratic family.
• 23:46
  God only fucking knows he rides his bike and stalks women and
• 23:49
  stalks birds. You know, good Lord.
• 23:54
  Anyway, that's my. That's my experience with French
• 23:56
  Canadians. So so that.
• 23:58
  So that's what I'm doing wrong. I'm not.
• 24:00
  I'm not French Canadian, and I don't have a buddy got it.
• 24:05
  Yeah, you need to turn those four wheels into 2 bitch.
• 24:07
  Come on, let's innovate then then the ladies will like me.
• 24:12
  Yeah look, you've been riding that Roman sex machine for
• 24:15
  thousands of years. Sammy, it's time to upgrade to
• 24:17
  two wheels and quite ordering your chloroform from which?
• 24:21
  Yeah, right. It's just people you see I'm
• 24:24
  not. I'm Chinese man.
• 24:26
  See, I'm not gonna talk shit I'm afraid of what that chair can
• 24:29
  do. I know how this shit goes look,
• 24:32
  it's completely circumvented by stairs, OK?
• 24:37
  No, that's that's that's popular opinion, but it's sort of like a
• 24:44
  a dragon like a 90s Dragon Ball Z situation where it's gonna
• 24:48
  take 45 episodes. For you to see you know the
• 24:53
  start of the power of Sam's chair and then another 65
• 24:56
  episodes. Before he does any real damage
• 25:00
  and by God. It's gonna hurt.
• 25:04
  Well yeah, that's The thing is like it's gonna happen
• 25:06
  eventually and eventually it's gonna turn out that this
• 25:08
  motherfucker has been sitting on a Metal Gear the whole God damn
• 25:11
  time that's what he told the best girl he meant too.
• 25:14
  I've been trying to warn I've been trying to warn the Internet
• 25:17
  for three years now man. I'm a firm believer in the
• 25:21
  safety care. And and very and very few people
• 25:26
  believe you. They're all.
• 25:27
  They're all on this call. Actually, all the people, all
• 25:31
  the people that believe you. Now imagine that.
• 25:34
  Look at that. It's pitting US against each
• 25:35
  other. It's almost like you're trying
• 25:37
  to pick a winner. I mean, I am jealous of apex,
• 25:41
  he's the only one in that's called the totally you've shown
• 25:44
  feet two. So ohhh, that is true.
• 25:47
  I've seen samy's feet quite a lot.
• 25:49
  I've seen Sammy used to take his shirt off every single stream
• 25:52
  because there would be. There would be that.
• 25:56
  There would be 10 people in chat and everyone would say Sammy
• 26:00
  take your fucking shirt off and Sammy look.
• 26:02
  He's a he's a people pleaser. He would take his fucking shirt
• 26:06
  off every time. Scrabble OK I'm, I'm with it
• 26:11
  look we're talking we're talking caved in chest cute, cute little
• 26:15
  tiny little nipples you know like a little white boy nipples
• 26:18
  hairy hairy. I've seen Ricky Berwick half
• 26:21
  naked I can visualize hairier than you'd think chest, well,
• 26:25
  no, maybe not. If you look at his face you know
• 26:27
  they match you know it all goes together.
• 26:32
  OK, so bad for about now I'm starting to feel bad for the
• 26:34
  cripple. Never, never, never feel bad for
• 26:38
  the cripple he has been on the Internet since he was like 12
• 26:40
  years old. He can handle it.
• 26:43
  I'm talking about us assholes fucking hijacking the show like
• 26:46
  I keep doing talking over him. Bro I gotta go.
• 26:49
  Go ahead send me. My face is OK but I got some.
• 27:01
  Good, that was good, OK? How about for real babe, but the
• 27:07
  host fucking gets back on track. They fucking went into the
• 27:09
  weeds. I do, I do have beauty
• 27:13
  capabilities for for this call, so now I don't even say my my
• 27:20
  face is infinitely better than Wiki Berwick.
• 27:23
  Yeah, for God's sake, yeah yeah, you definitely have better
• 27:29
  teeth. He's a fucking guy.
• 27:31
  He's a literal goblin man. And the fact that that kid can
• 27:35
  that dude can do what he does and he is sponsored.
• 27:39
  He makes money being like like just look.
• 27:44
  I mean, jokes aside that motherfucker is correct.
• 27:49
  It's so beyond critical it's funny. 999 on it it's not even
• 27:54
  funny, but you know he's triple night to the culture man.
• 27:58
  He's the ultimate yugioh trap card.
• 28:00
  They can't fuck with him because he's so profusely crippled that
• 28:04
  he goes to the top of the fucking woke stack.
• 28:07
  Well dude, I mean is it doesn't matter what camp he went into.
• 28:12
  I feel like that kid could get a fucking swastika tattooed on his
• 28:18
  little caved in chest. I swear.
• 28:21
  Or head. Yeah, I swear to God he could.
• 28:24
  He could carve a swastika into his forehead with a Bowie knife,
• 28:28
  strangle a kitten in the middle of Times Square in front of
• 28:32
  millions of people and he would get away with it.
• 28:34
  Not only that, he would make fans.
• 28:36
  He would get fans and make. You get more subscribers and it
• 28:40
  would probably get some sort of sponsorship.
• 28:42
  He's sponsored by fucking like Meta PC.
• 28:45
  Oh no, we lost genius by genius. I hate that I hate that fucking
• 28:50
  guy. I hate that guy.
• 28:51
  Anyway, thank you for kicking him Sammy.
• 28:53
  God, that guy sucks. No he's.
• 28:58
  I'm just kidding. His computer died or whatever,
• 29:02
  but yeah, no. I I, I agree.
• 29:06
  Then they wouldn't know then they want to know what to do if
• 29:08
  we could burwick got like a got like a swastika he.
• 29:13
  He's more, he's like crippled OP he.
• 29:20
  I I yeah look crippled. Crippled is the OP class these
• 29:25
  days and also you know any sort of mental retardation like
• 29:29
  anything that's like if you're autistic, or if you have Down
• 29:33
  syndrome. Dude, Shane Gillis says it in
• 29:36
  his special those people are the happiest human beings on the
• 29:39
  fucking planet. People with Down syndrome.
• 29:42
  They fucking love everything. There's they don't.
• 29:46
  Nobody loves life more than they do.
• 29:49
  Generally speaking, unless just you know, of course, assuming
• 29:53
  they have a support, a family, and it's some sort of support
• 29:55
  structure. But, uh, you know.
• 30:00
  I believe the term probably looking for was.
• 30:05
  Select VIP Platinum Cripple deluxe status.
• 30:10
  I don't know man. I'm at I'm at a.
• 30:13
  I met a fucking retard on on the zero tech server.
• 30:19
  Uh, about a year ago. I can't remember his name right
• 30:24
  now, but he autistic is. Well, this is Kenny.
• 30:28
  No, not Kenny Kenny's the snake master.
• 30:30
  Everybody knows Kenny Jones Kenny rules.
• 30:34
  But no, this guy injected silicone into his penis and he
• 30:38
  was like famous. Like for having like this, he's
• 30:41
  like. Pseudo famous God, dammit.
• 30:45
  I can't remember his name now. But no he was the proudest man
• 30:50
  on the planet and I. Used to do like a therapy thing.
• 30:55
  Therapy, VC and we used to make fun of this guy and other people
• 30:59
  including Kenny Jones but just try to get the get to the
• 31:03
  bottom. What's what's going on in their
• 31:05
  lives and it's like dude I've got this fucking.
• 31:07
  I got a 12 1/2 inch penis bro like that's amazing how did you
• 31:11
  you were born with that? That's crazy.
• 31:13
  No well no. You got to talk to this doctor
• 31:15
  Doctor Who jaban biswan or whatever in California he does
• 31:19
  incredible work and it it took a long time to get him to to say
• 31:23
  it. But he was injecting silicone
• 31:26
  into his Dick. And it doesn't work.
• 31:29
  Your Dick doesn't work when you do that.
• 31:30
  No, that should look. Yeah, it's it's horrifying.
• 31:35
  It's horrifying, but he was the happiest man on the fucking
• 31:39
  planet because he had porn stars around him taking pictures with
• 31:42
  hogger pop like famous people. Around these these famous
• 31:47
  fucking people with a silicone inject that's all he had.
• 31:50
  He's retarded and he had a silicone injected Dick.
• 31:53
  That's it. And he was Jewish.
• 31:59
  Ralph Ralph so Ralph wishes he could be this guy.
• 32:03
  Yeah, way to bury the lead on that one.
• 32:05
  Huh huh fellas huh? Ohh boy I anyway.
• 32:10
  You guys were complaining about you derailing the show.
• 32:13
  This is what I've been doing every week for three years so.
• 32:20
  But but am I so there you go, Sam, go ahead.
• 32:25
  So what is so genius since? Backs and whole warm southern
• 32:31
  thing. So yeah, the the.
• 32:35
  I think the force thing was a bit.
• 32:38
  Weird, the way she she did that. It kind of seemed well.
• 32:42
  The whole thing was obviously staged.
• 32:46
  I think it was just. I guess the big question is that
• 32:52
  I've been wanna has is why now? That was what everyone was
• 32:58
  asking. Well, I think the answer has to
• 33:03
  do. I mean, it seems like Ralph
• 33:04
  Ralph, even though he wasn't addressed in the actual thing.
• 33:08
  Ralph was the one that was pressing her and we lost genius
• 33:11
  again. And I'm not.
• 33:13
  I'm not answering for him but my own personal take on it is
• 33:18
  Ralph. Was, you know, doing what Ralph
• 33:20
  does and just making pulling drama out of that.
• 33:23
  Yeah, hollering. Me.
• 33:28
  You know pulling shit out of thin air and making you know
• 33:31
  whatever. And jumping and shadows
• 33:33
  effectively right? And she said at the time that
• 33:37
  she was going to do a tell all. As a result, I mean, maybe I'm
• 33:41
  misremembering. But I feel like she.
• 33:45
  She said that she was going to. Spill it all after the whole
• 33:50
  Ralph thing. So wait, so so Ralph did
• 33:56
  something because I I knew about him showing the Pixel sister,
• 34:00
  but did he? Did he say something like more
• 34:04
  recently about her? Ohh yes he went at her on
• 34:07
  Twitter not that long ago. Acqua di, are you it was it was
• 34:12
  around the time that he blew up at a Christie mayor right?
• 34:15
  Wow it was. Yeah, am I wrong?
• 34:18
  Yes it was with that because she was on the stream with Chrissy.
• 34:23
  And if I remember correctly that sounds right.
• 34:27
  Yeah, he basically went to war with all of them and.
• 34:32
  I think it's because I do remember his his fucking ranting
• 34:36
  about the platform and them trying to get him to eat bugs or
• 34:39
  something. Yeah, yeah.
• 34:42
  Yeah I yeah I I do. I do remember that because I I
• 34:46
  remember. I remember that they had like
• 34:50
  watched the the infamous tape and that.
• 34:54
  You know, became like a whole thing so yeah.
• 35:00
  But that so wow, all of that turned into.
• 35:06
  Turned into law making a 3 hour documentary huh?
• 35:09
  Yeah yeah yeah Mr Medicor even said he posted a tweet shortly
• 35:15
  after Lauren posted her video saying ohh look, Lauren posted a
• 35:19
  tell all. I'm sure.
• 35:23
  Tommy Robinson and Milo and all these other people are very
• 35:26
  pleased. Way to go Ralph, you know
• 35:29
  because they haven't been fucking with her.
• 35:30
  The people. That she primarily talks about.
• 35:34
  She hasn't been associated with publicly for quite some time,
• 35:37
  right? Yeah right, yeah.
• 35:40
  So it's all it all boils down to Ralph and his audience.
• 35:45
  Spurgin out. She's like you know what?
• 35:47
  Alright, fine, I'll finally do what I hold.
• 35:51
  Hold on. I'm gonna just slightly
• 35:53
  interject and not just say his audience because his audience is
• 35:57
  fucking dwindled. That would be the cat boys for
• 36:02
  America first. OK, the the cozy team, let's
• 36:06
  call him that yeah, because that it happened with that and
• 36:09
  everything. Since he's been going on the
• 36:11
  warpath in front of that audience.
• 36:14
  Shit, that's how shit keeps getting skyrocketed.
• 36:18
  So OK, that that makes more sense because I I was actually
• 36:22
  thinking about this today and I'm like has Ethan Ralph Roy
• 36:26
  because I mean, as far as I'm aware he's never only been
• 36:31
  political so to speak, other than like.
• 36:35
  You know, like I know, have political people on, but he he
• 36:38
  owes. Even like when the costume was
• 36:40
  big, he was more of like a Jerry Springer esque, gossip like
• 36:44
  drama type. Oh yeah, well that's because he
• 36:48
  did that and he played towards the more extremist side of it of
• 36:52
  the right, because that's where the money was is because Trump
• 36:57
  and that era, the counterculture and and grifting off those
• 37:00
  dollars. But it was revealed that way
• 37:02
  early on during the Gamergate days that Ethan Ralph is.
• 37:05
  Very left-leaning, he he is not right in his actual values.
• 37:10
  But As for being political, I don't.
• 37:13
  I think Ralph is actually. As political as he is a gamer.
• 37:21
  Which means just for surface level reasoning only.
• 37:25
  Well, because I mean say what you will about Baked Alaska, but
• 37:28
  Baked Alaska. I mean, I Baked Alaska, where
• 37:32
  it's like I remember baked from, like you know, being Milos
• 37:36
  manager back in the day like you know, baked actually before
• 37:41
  BuzzFeed. Yeah, baked like you know, back
• 37:44
  in the day was actually like a serious you know, political
• 37:49
  commentator, and so was. Was Gavin, and so you know, so
• 37:54
  where a lot of these people you know even like even I even
• 37:58
  remember, like warski, doing something trembled like back in
• 38:03
  the day. But but Ralph just kind of
• 38:07
  seemed to be like this. You know, Jerry Springer, type
• 38:11
  type guy and yet he got lumped in with.
• 38:15
  You know the rest of the rightist sphere, for whatever
• 38:19
  reason because of because of Gamergate and the way that that
• 38:23
  whole movement was was leaning. He attached his wagon his horse
• 38:29
  to that wagon real fast, which is why I bring up like that.
• 38:34
  He's not a fucking gamer because he doesn't actively play.
• 38:37
  I don't think he ever actually did or actually fucking cared
• 38:40
  about games, journalism or any of that.
• 38:42
  He just guts all the grift, got on it being a.
• 38:45
  Pseudo fucking journalist as he likes to say.
• 38:49
  Then seeing that. There could be money from that
• 38:55
  kind of extreme fervor for the right, and what they care about,
• 38:59
  and he then kind of started to. Transition himself a little bit
• 39:05
  accordingly and then. I mean.
• 39:09
  Once, once he got into the realm of Bloodsports I, I mean the
• 39:14
  right the the right leaning. Extremists tend to draw the
• 39:17
  biggest audiences because of conscience.
• 39:20
  Yeah, well and look. And he was very.
• 39:24
  He had to play free speech for that side, which obviously
• 39:28
  opened up a lot more, crazier folks to kind of change the
• 39:31
  overall feeling bro. The truth of the matter is the
• 39:35
  hard left and right get tremendous amount of.
• 39:41
  Traction, whether they believe it.
• 39:44
  Yeah, they even present Hassan vouch.
• 39:48
  I mean, there's a. Yeah, there's a laundry list of
• 39:51
  leftist podcasters, Youtubers fucking retards, you know.
• 39:56
  Was it like that though? Back in 2013, 2014?
• 39:59
  I mean it because I remember the boom kind of starting from the
• 40:04
  right and then the left was counter to that.
• 40:08
  Well, so my answer to that. Would kind of be so the left had
• 40:14
  like back during like 2012, 2013.
• 40:17
  The left had Occupy Wall Street right that was kind of their
• 40:23
  whole big like. You know signal that was kind of
• 40:26
  like Obama's last few years and that was like his.
• 40:30
  I guess final big fuck you to you know.
• 40:33
  To the. To the right, and then you know.
• 40:36
  And then Gamergate happened in 2014.
• 40:39
  And that was kind of, I guess, the rights.
• 40:43
  Reaction, so then I guess like from from what I can tell like.
• 40:49
  The wacky feminists you know. And the SJW's and and the right
• 40:54
  wing extremists, both kind of came out of.
• 40:57
  Gamergate, so to speak. So it was just kind of, like
• 41:01
  Gamergate, was the Pandora's box for just all of the crazy shit
• 41:05
  of the Internet came out, so to speak.
• 41:08
  Yeah, I'd, it sounds crazy, but I would say that like that was
• 41:12
  kind of the catalyst that turned politics into the biggest team
• 41:15
  sport on the planet for America. Because it felt like all of a
• 41:18
  sudden it was. It was one side or the other.
• 41:22
  And was very divisive. But yeah.
• 41:27
  I, I think Genius's computer might have died or or something
• 41:33
  I just damn. Well, the the the rage pig took
• 41:38
  took anus out finally he got, he got grunted or something that I
• 41:45
  don't know. Oh God, I sunsetted not.
• 41:47
  Gunter grunted, means ohh no, no, no, you don't want that
• 41:51
  nobody, nobody wants to speak nothing that's not good.
• 41:55
  What happened, who got gutted? I I was I was going to say that
• 42:02
  genius Ainus hasn't been around. I think his computer died or got
• 42:07
  some. This computer got sunsetted
• 42:09
  maybe I'm not sure. Yeah yeah, did you say?
• 42:12
  Granted first is that yeah OK, yeah, see yeah look I wasn't
• 42:17
  even here see I know this crippled bastard so well.
• 42:22
  Sorry I had to pee, but I'm but yeah, no to to to kind of roll
• 42:25
  back on what I was saying though is like when he hitched his his
• 42:30
  wagon to the Gamergate side, which was right leaning.
• 42:34
  The saw where the money would come for those who were very
• 42:37
  much like my my political views or my identity crowd.
• 42:43
  Right, and then once he got into bloodsports, having those you
• 42:48
  know really notorious figures and stuff like that to do
• 42:51
  debates like Richard Spencer and who else?
• 42:53
  Yeah yeah, yeah there was a lot of money to be made from that
• 42:56
  side, so he just automatically leaned towards it because it was
• 43:00
  there was a point where Ralph Chat was.
• 43:03
  I mean, it was like a pole thread.
• 43:05
  You know what I mean? Yeah, it was hot, it was hot
• 43:08
  there. Good old Wild West, you know,
• 43:10
  like I, I love it. I fucking find it hilarious.
• 43:12
  But you know it's eventually he tried to reel it in more and
• 43:18
  more. Into a point where he'll say
• 43:22
  kind of offensive things, but he won't stick with it that much.
• 43:29
  Hey can y'all hear me now? Yeah, yeah really yeah I don't
• 43:33
  know what the hell happened brave completely fucking shit
• 43:37
  the bed on audio it would not recognize my audio input for
• 43:41
  shit so I'm having to use fucking Google Chrome.
• 43:47
  We assumed use. We assumed you got sunset.
• 43:50
  We assumed chat made a decision that you were the first out for
• 43:54
  the new co-host. Oh, you know I did get swatted
• 43:57
  but SWAT teams were fans of mine so we just like took selfies and
• 44:00
  shit and I sent them under merry way fucking jerked off in the
• 44:03
  mirror and was like hell. Yeah boys.
• 44:06
  Each other it was great, so they get it's not gay because you're
• 44:10
  not touching their Dick you're touching your Dick.
• 44:12
  They're just moving your arm. You know, no, you, you're just
• 44:15
  jerking your own Dick looking at their jerking their Dicks in the
• 44:18
  mirror. That's not it at all.
• 44:20
  And see I, I cheated because I looked over at shoulder and I
• 44:23
  have a nudie calendar on the wall.
• 44:25
  So I'm, I'm like, totally not gay.
• 44:27
  You fake an ass bitch. You should be kicked out of the
• 44:31
  circle jerk, man, fuck you. Look Acuba literally three years
• 44:40
  I've been doing this literally three years.
• 44:46
  Anyways, Sam, you got more. You look at.
• 44:49
  You got more things to say about lowering the roller in Southern
• 44:51
  or you got some clips you wanna play or well, well, no.
• 44:55
  So the the original. The original question that I had
• 44:58
  I had that started. This whole conversation was
• 45:01
  people have been asking what why did Lauren make this video now?
• 45:05
  And we've kind of come to the conclusion that it was because
• 45:10
  of what Ralph said a few months ago.
• 45:13
  But genius? What are your thoughts?
• 45:16
  Did Ralph. Completely and utterly disagree
• 45:21
  with that. First off, because Ralph only
• 45:24
  recently really fucking got on her radar by actually on her
• 45:27
  radar and as much shit as I give her editor for that fucking.
• 45:31
  Let's move this outside, not getting cut, and a three hour
• 45:34
  long documentary. Like this had some editing and
• 45:38
  production that went into it. Somebody got to go great deal
• 45:42
  actually. Yeah somebody had to go find all
• 45:45
  those clips and to find all the screenshots they had to go
• 45:48
  through. Probably hundreds upon hundreds
• 45:50
  of hours of footage and everything like that and they
• 45:52
  track all this shit down. So this has been I bet you she's
• 45:56
  worked on this for over a year. She even said look she she gives
• 46:00
  it away. Another time, she's like in the
• 46:03
  very beginning, just like I said earlier about, she's like Oh
• 46:07
  well, ohh low and behold I joined, joined a political
• 46:10
  movement and and was surrounded by liars and cheaters and
• 46:13
  fucking whatever she also says very early on I've written this.
• 46:19
  Doesn't she said she recorded this record?
• 46:23
  I've recorded it dozens of times and I've just never hit the the.
• 46:28
  That's bullshit. That's bullshit.
• 46:30
  Yeah, bullshit. I, I believe that she has
• 46:34
  grafted a script a couple of times.
• 46:37
  Probably she started recording it.
• 46:39
  She hasn't fully recorded this shit and just hit delete on it.
• 46:42
  She's been working on it like you said for more than a year.
• 46:45
  She's been working on it for years, yeah?
• 46:48
  But like all I, I would love to fucking call her a stupid
• 46:53
  grifter and fucking high 5 all you motherfuckers until my Jack
• 46:57
  arm falls off. But if I'm being completely
• 47:01
  honest they're putting my little journalist head on.
• 47:03
  I think that she was genuinely fed up with all the fucking
• 47:07
  bullshit behind the scenes because from my experience I
• 47:10
  know I run in a much smaller fucking circle and a somewhat
• 47:14
  more different circle. But there were two people.
• 47:19
  In her documentary that ran in this circle shortly before I got
• 47:24
  into it and started looking into it.
• 47:25
  And that's Milo Yiannopoulos and Margaret Mcclennan, and.
• 47:30
  I I fully believe that they developed the shift that they
• 47:33
  would eventually go on to do on the fucking big time circuit
• 47:37
  while they were doing it in the small circuit that I'm covering
• 47:40
  now. Well, see, I guess the thing
• 47:43
  that I can't help but but think is is like.
• 47:51
  Ah, fuck, come on, you got it. No, I lost it.
• 47:54
  I lost it. Really lost it I.
• 47:58
  I think I know what your hangup is and your and I can clarify
• 48:02
  that I'm not saying that Warren Southern is like above it all or
• 48:06
  that she doesn't have blood on her hands.
• 48:09
  I'm just saying that for what it's worth, I think that
• 48:11
  everything she reported was genuine.
• 48:13
  OK, no, I remember what I was going to say was that she's
• 48:17
  according to her own words, has been out of that community since
• 48:20
  she, you know, got pregnant and started a family.
• 48:24
  And that's the guy most of what? Yeah?
• 48:26
  And most of what she covered is fucking old new like 2016.
• 48:30
  Old news, right? So?
• 48:31
  But according to according to your theory though like she's
• 48:34
  fed up with the community she's currently in and is like I'm
• 48:37
  dumping this this dirt. She's been out of said, yeah,
• 48:40
  this is the free one. This is the trailer.
• 48:43
  Here he is. This is the trailer and the main
• 48:46
  event is gonna be dropping more dirty laundry and it's gonna be
• 48:50
  behind the paywall she is gonna have a grift angle.
• 48:53
  I just don't think this is it. I think this is chumming the
• 48:56
  water for a bigger project down the line.
• 49:00
  Yeah, interesting. I'm not so sure go ahead Sammy
• 49:03
  good yeah that that definitely. That definitely crossed my mind.
• 49:08
  I mean, and I'm not saying that. She's completely wrong, or that
• 49:13
  this was all done out of. You know that this was all.
• 49:18
  You know, don't just to get back at people because a lot of what
• 49:21
  she said about Milo, in particular with him, like
• 49:24
  mistreating interns and then not paying them, definitely clocks
• 49:29
  with like some stuff I've heard from people kind of behind the
• 49:33
  scenes. Yeah, and see that that's kind
• 49:37
  of where I'm coming from too. Like I said, she's running in a
• 49:40
  way bigger circle than I am. But what really resonated with
• 49:44
  me is all the shit she was. Especially at the end.
• 49:46
  She had this great. Line where she described it as a
• 49:50
  Mexican, saved off where everybody's holding finger guns
• 49:52
  on everybody else with fucking blackmail and shit.
• 49:55
  That's exactly what's happening in the circles that I'm
• 49:57
  covering. I I peek behind that curtain and
• 50:01
  one to one it fucking checks out bro.
• 50:03
  That's what's going on on the grandest scale of politics in
• 50:07
  the world. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that that
• 50:10
  that was my other point. I was like every circle, no
• 50:13
  matter if it's a small circle or the bigger circle on the outside
• 50:16
  of the fucking tree. You cut this tree.
• 50:18
  Half or down the middle and count the rings.
• 50:21
  Every circle is going to fucking at least rhyme.
• 50:24
  It's kind of like the proverb history doesn't repeat itself,
• 50:28
  but it does rhyme absolutely yeah.
• 50:31
  Yeah, I mean it's like, uh, Sammy did you hear that leaked
• 50:35
  audio of shortly after Trump's inauguration of Biden like
• 50:40
  threatening Poroshenko's assassination?
• 50:43
  If he yeah? Yeah yeah I did.
• 50:47
  Yeah, I can't remember what my point for bringing that up was,
• 50:49
  but you know the check and figured out.
• 50:55
  Look, this is the other thing guys.
• 50:56
  I may start strong but I get drunk and stoned as the show
• 51:00
  goes. The further it goes I just keep
• 51:02
  drinking and smoking and I don't remember what the fuck I'm
• 51:04
  talking about. So OK good so I'm not the only
• 51:07
  one smoking then OK alright I'm sorry for a second.
• 51:09
  Well if you ask people on Twitter I never know what I'm
• 51:12
  talking about so you're in good company.
• 51:13
  Well you also have like a retainer or something.
• 51:16
  I was gonna. I was trying to pull like a joke
• 51:18
  up to make fun of the way you talk in in in accordance with
• 51:22
  the way. I've seen people make fun of you
• 51:24
  on Twitter, but I couldn't. I couldn't think, man, they
• 51:26
  loved that one. They loved.
• 51:28
  They hit me with. I've had this in my entire life
• 51:31
  and that's the first thing all of these speeds go for.
• 51:35
  Like I haven't heard it a million.
• 51:36
  You cannot come up with an original joke that I haven't
• 51:39
  heard a million times. And unlike Ralph, I don't have
• 51:42
  Binskin. I have callus, elephant skin,
• 51:44
  motherfucker. Well yeah look, I'm from Texas
• 51:50
  and this has nothing to do with what we were just talking about
• 51:54
  except for it really. Or it relates to turning,
• 51:59
  turning a popular insult for like you know.
• 52:03
  Either where you're from or something common about you.
• 52:06
  You know the whole there's there there.
• 52:09
  I think it's it's in full metal jacket.
• 52:10
  There ain't nothing from Texas but steers and queers boy.
• 52:15
  Right, and I don't see no. I don't see no horns on you.
• 52:20
  Well I am. I was born and raised in Texas
• 52:23
  and several times throughout my life.
• 52:25
  I've I've heard that and. The one time it's it's funny.
• 52:30
  The one time I turned it around I've I don't think I've heard it
• 52:34
  much since, but. I was asked, I don't, you know,
• 52:38
  I don't, you know, steers and queers and I don't see no horns
• 52:40
  on you and that's because I've broke them off in the last
• 52:43
  faggot that made that joke. That's a good one, right?
• 52:49
  I was proud of that one, but I've actually got one for my
• 52:53
  fucking speech pattern too. But you know why I slur my
• 52:57
  speech so much, because every time I fuck your mom, she makes
• 53:01
  me in pie, the pie and pussy are great, but these strokes are
• 53:04
  getting fucking ridiculous. Oh hell yeah dude, that's one of
• 53:11
  my favorite fucking rebukes that shit because it's fucking funny
• 53:16
  and it shuts them the fuck down. That's yeah, and not to recount
• 53:22
  too much Sammy. I know you have something to
• 53:24
  say, but Mexicans Mexicans used to pick on me a lot because I
• 53:27
  lived in South Texas, right? Remember the yeah yeah they
• 53:31
  fucking do. They don't talk about that.
• 53:34
  Remember the Alamo was my favorite.
• 53:37
  I there's 11 particular and nobody ever got it.
• 53:40
  They're like oh you fucking you stupid essay we talking about
• 53:43
  you know we took the Alamo yeah well like nine of us fucking
• 53:47
  white boys held off an entire army.
• 53:49
  For like 2 the entire Mexican army against all odds.
• 53:53
  Yeah there was like 14 I think I don't, I don't.
• 53:56
  I don't remember the exact numbers but yeah, a couple of
• 53:58
  white boys held off your whole army.
• 54:01
  And we are the Mexicans and the Mexicans that were immigrating
• 54:04
  to America anyway because Mexico sucks.
• 54:07
  Yeah yeah. And the the yellow rose of
• 54:09
  Texas. I mean come on that's a that's a
• 54:11
  that's an elf for Mexico for sure.
• 54:14
  Yeah, I mean, you also need to fact that they held them off and
• 54:18
  then they just made a city around where they dogged on
• 54:20
  them. That's right, yeah, like like.
• 54:25
  It started let's build a whole city around this motherfucker.
• 54:28
  Yeah, that's my that was like my point like yeah, we lost in the
• 54:31
  moment but motherfucker, look at San Antonio my my my hair
• 54:35
  MyHeritage is gonna fucking reign supreme over you bitch.
• 54:41
  I met a fucking love that I met an honest to God like fucking
• 54:47
  Texas meme. I swear to God I thought this
• 54:49
  was a meme until I met this guy. He was a used car salesman from
• 54:52
  Texas driving to convert the open top Cadillac with the steer
• 54:57
  horns on the front. And Gavin half full fucking
• 55:03
  book. Yeah, exactly, and he told me
• 55:08
  what about favorite fucking show and she's like listen here boy,
• 55:11
  you know why the Mexicans wear boy boots or pointy toes because
• 55:16
  it fits perfectly in the chain link.
• 55:20
  Ah hell yeah. This fucking delivery was
• 55:26
  perfect and I laughed my ass off bro since we're ripping on
• 55:30
  Mexicans and my girlfriend is Mexican.
• 55:33
  Favorite, my favorite early Mexican joke was told to me by a
• 55:38
  Mexican and it was and then find the fox just out Insulter Hook
• 55:42
  cooking. I say you know why?
• 55:46
  You know why Mexicans, you know Mexicans invented refried beans
• 55:49
  man. My what you know, you know, you
• 55:52
  know why Mexicans have better refried beans.
• 55:55
  Uh, no. You ever seen a Mexican do
• 55:59
  anything right the first time, man?
• 56:07
  That is fucking good. Yeah, that's literally that's.
• 56:13
  That's literally like I was like fucking 12 years old man, that's
• 56:16
  old. That's an old one.
• 56:20
  Added the me the best racist jokes are delivered from a
• 56:24
  rocking chair on a fucking wood front porch somewhere.
• 56:28
  You know by someone of that ethnicity, that right now that's
• 56:31
  actually the the truth of the matter, is the best.
• 56:34
  The funniest racist jokes and most offensive that come from
• 56:38
  the race that is, you know at the butt of the joke and there's
• 56:42
  no shit. Most of my best and most like
• 56:46
  savage fucking dark racist fucking.
• 56:49
  Oops, I've ever heard or for black people and Mexicans
• 56:52
  ripping on black people and Mexicans, right?
• 56:55
  Yeah dude, Dave Chappelle fucking, Clayton bigsby.
• 57:00
  Like you know exactly. Dave Chappelle was young when he
• 57:04
  wrote that, relatively speaking, but that is that is incredible.
• 57:10
  It's it was and always has been and always will be incredibly
• 57:13
  funny because it it speaks to what we were talking about.
• 57:17
  You know, like yeah, you put it. You put a blind guy.
• 57:20
  I don't know, you know it's met as fuck but.
• 57:23
  Yeah, so refried beans, huh fellas?
• 57:27
  Polish. Love like your cleared the
• 57:31
  entire fucking God damn field the last fucking 5 yards like
• 57:37
  wait what? Walking out towards the water
• 57:42
  cooler. Yep, that's me brother.
• 57:44
  Welcome to the Whitfield report you heard Akaba with that
• 57:48
  fucking man? This is a Wendy's.
• 57:53
  I'm not. I'm not sure if this was a.
• 57:56
  I'm not sure if this was meant to be like a racist joke per se,
• 57:59
  but. Oh no, it was heartfelt.
• 58:03
  But no, I just I just spit fucking salt and vinegar chips
• 58:06
  all over my keyboard. Sorry Sammy, go ahead go ahead.
• 58:12
  Sammy, sorry. Don't don't don't kill.
• 58:17
  Don't kill yourself by talking on chips.
• 58:19
  I don't have insurance. Take over for dead but you you
• 58:26
  gotta pay me first. No, I'm just kidding.
• 58:30
  Don't don't ever pay me. Please go go ask, go ask.
• 58:35
  Go ask mercy stop bitch owes me money so.
• 58:41
  Didn't he make you? I heard he made the Whitfield
• 58:43
  report. He it's true.
• 58:46
  He thinks he fucking did some anime avatar on Twitter told me
• 58:51
  that he made you. Of course, that that anime
• 58:56
  Avatar was also retweeting punk ass kids named Auggie.
• 58:59
  But you know, he seemed like shit to me.
• 59:05
  God damn yeah, what a guy somebody somebody in chat is
• 59:11
  asking who the new co-host is and I only bring it up because
• 59:14
  you need to make damn sure they know it's Akaba not me.
• 59:19
  Ohh yeah the oht yeah the new Coast is Aqua and insomnia who I
• 59:25
  who I found wandering through the the desert with the Internet
• 59:29
  after. Go with that one again after the
• 59:34
  wandering through the desert. Like a bunch of your cave flood.
• 59:41
  Look, I'm just gonna say, you know, sometimes when you're
• 59:44
  allowed to go on a vacation or a little break, sometimes you
• 59:48
  consume too many chemicals and then you end up in a desert.
• 59:52
  God, dammit, I knew Mr. Bean was pissed off for a reason.
• 59:55
  You end up in a desert and subdued by a crippled with some
• 59:59
  sort of magical God damn wheelchair that makes ungodly
• 1:00:04
  things that you would never do. Man, I knew there was a good
• 1:00:08
  story behind why the old man. We both fucking know was
• 1:00:11
  bitching about the GIMP box having a broken lock.
• 1:00:22
  I thought it was just constipated myself.
• 1:00:27
  Well, well I'm surprised because Apex has only been has been the
• 1:00:33
  one who has had to take a Vickers the entire stream.
• 1:00:37
  Yeah, but in his defense he said his weight and salt and vinegar
• 1:00:40
  chips and about fucking two times that and fucking booze.
• 1:00:44
  That's that's literally a fact, probably.
• 1:00:49
  Her old man looks at a doctor, Pepper, can that's empty and has
• 1:00:52
  to take three piss breaks. The fucking shit, diet doctor
• 1:00:56
  pepper. Oh yeah, Dia, he's watching this
• 1:00:59
  figure. Well, I'm 16 and I'm I'm six I'm
• 1:01:05
  61 and I would like £145.00 so. Fuck you.
• 1:01:11
  I'm 622, but I've got more weight on me.
• 1:01:14
  I don't wake up 100 dude I would I would find a way out of £145
• 1:01:20
  or £135 at my height. I do not think I would be
• 1:01:25
  capable of. Damaging my body the way that I
• 1:01:29
  do, much less talking to you folks about it while I do it.
• 1:01:34
  No, I've I look for legitimately though.
• 1:01:37
  I'm over 6 foot. I've never weighed over £200 and
• 1:01:39
  I I try really hard. I've been trying good job lurch.
• 1:01:43
  Uh-huh yeah. You you, you rang, there you go.
• 1:01:54
  Off off topic, we could parallel to that have any of y'all seen
• 1:01:57
  the trailer for Rob Zombies remake of The Munsters?
• 1:02:01
  I I I I genuinely I hate it so much.
• 1:02:05
  I I I read the title in a news title, article area and my brain
• 1:02:11
  just like Nah I'm gonna stop thinking about that right now.
• 1:02:14
  I just don't need to. I'm good.
• 1:02:18
  Oh well, then in that case I have no opinion about it.
• 1:02:21
  Let's go on. So Lauren Southern no, no, no,
• 1:02:24
  no, no no. You can't do that.
• 1:02:26
  Bring it up, boy, what about it? I fucking liked it.
• 1:02:32
  Well, it's good to be happy. Well, hold on no I'm I'm.
• 1:02:38
  I'm actually curious what what? Like why?
• 1:02:42
  Why do you like it? I like it because it's goofy.
• 1:02:45
  It's a goofy remake of a show that was intentionally goofy to
• 1:02:48
  begin with, and it's by Rob fucking Zombie.
• 1:02:51
  The motherfucker might be hit or miss on horror, but he knows how
• 1:02:54
  to be cheesy. He's a God damn Carney.
• 1:02:58
  It caught caught, you know, I I've watched a lot of mystery
• 1:03:03
  science theater and red letter media and stuff, so obviously I
• 1:03:06
  watch bad movies for fun. But this movie looks like it's
• 1:03:10
  just gonna be fucking fun to watch.
• 1:03:12
  I can't tell you it's gonna be good, but it looks like it's
• 1:03:14
  gonna be fun to watch. Well look that they there.
• 1:03:18
  There is a world between fun to watch and good that can be both
• 1:03:25
  of those things. And it's really actually not
• 1:03:27
  that hard to achieve. Both of those things.
• 1:03:30
  And it does seem to me that this.
• 1:03:33
  Is trying at least based on this short trailer is trying too
• 1:03:38
  fucking hard. It's too campy and I'd I mean,
• 1:03:42
  look. I'm an old curmudgeon, so.
• 1:03:46
  Uh, I've been. I've been.
• 1:03:48
  I've been desperately seeking the Lord to strike me with
• 1:03:50
  lightning on air for like 2 1/2 years now.
• 1:03:54
  So maybe my judgment of what's good and what's you know makes
• 1:03:58
  you happy is not the best but I fucking loved House of 1000
• 1:04:05
  corpses and the devil's rejects. Those are some of my favorites.
• 1:04:09
  I do too. And what was the one he did
• 1:04:12
  after? Uh, no.
• 1:04:15
  Not after in between the Halloween movies there was a
• 1:04:18
  basically the carnival clowns. It was.
• 1:04:21
  Devil's rejects, I think prequel or sequel or spiritual
• 1:04:25
  successor. What was that one?
• 1:04:27
  I I'm not sure honestly. It wasn't that great.
• 1:04:33
  He didn't do. The hills have eyes, did he?
• 1:04:35
  Or was that someone else? No, but the hills have eyes
• 1:04:38
  remake in the early 2000s is another one of my favorite
• 1:04:41
  fucking just whatever horror genre movies it's.
• 1:04:47
  It's it's so bad dude it's so oddly for early Audie horror.
• 1:04:53
  And it's got like it's got this horrifying fucking rape scene
• 1:04:57
  pretty early on. I mean, you don't.
• 1:04:59
  You don't see a whole lot, but it's just like this fucking this
• 1:05:03
  monster human just. Raping this little girl that's
• 1:05:07
  just fucking Jesus Christ. But beyond that it's it's scary.
• 1:05:13
  It's good. Yeah, I.
• 1:05:17
  Beyond the rape, it's scary, yeah, I mean, yeah, right.
• 1:05:21
  You know, Speaking of rape, I still say and plant my flag that
• 1:05:25
  the best rape scene in all of cinema is from fucking A
• 1:05:28
  Clockwork Orange that will forever be the best rape scene
• 1:05:32
  ever cut to film. OK, let's talk about the best
• 1:05:37
  rape scene it we've ever seen guys.
• 1:05:39
  Let's do that. Let's let's rack those acuba.
• 1:05:42
  Welcome to the new cohost spot. Welcome to the Whitfield report,
• 1:05:45
  folks. I'm just talking about.
• 1:05:49
  I'm just making sure he he's he's prepared for what he's
• 1:05:52
  gotten himself into. OK, even Jesus tested out all of
• 1:05:55
  his carpentry like he was so proud of this one thing he
• 1:05:58
  built. He nailed himself to it for like
• 1:06:00
  3 days. Now, genius, I'm look.
• 1:06:03
  I'm actually very. I'm glad you're here because
• 1:06:06
  you're you're providing a buffer to my just retardation.
• 1:06:12
  It's a different kind of retard that you're bringing.
• 1:06:15
  But it's just we're just amplifying each other bro.
• 1:06:18
  So Sammy and Sammy and Akiba versus you and I man, this is
• 1:06:21
  what's going on dinata. We're gonna try and keep this
• 1:06:28
  guy that's going on. Yeah good good evening.
• 1:06:33
  Welcome to the world. What's on alarm, southern and
• 1:06:38
  ripe and Mexicans? Save something like go for hold
• 1:06:45
  on, hold on. Wait, wait a minute folks.
• 1:06:49
  I'm pretty sure her her sister used to be 17 at one point.
• 1:06:53
  Don't forget that and there was there was a piggy looking man.
• 1:06:57
  Well, I dare call him a man that was lusting over her when she
• 1:07:01
  was 17 and only when she was 17. Probably because he got banned
• 1:07:05
  from finding anymore fucking pictures of her beyond that
• 1:07:08
  point. But still.
• 1:07:10
  Whoa, son, whoa those are that is some some hot allegations
• 1:07:15
  coming from my fellow retard here.
• 1:07:17
  What say you? Fellow cripples?
• 1:07:21
  I would like. If you have to ask, and that's
• 1:07:25
  why, yeah, that's right. Look, we're we're the mental
• 1:07:29
  we're the mental cripples. You guys are the you know.
• 1:07:33
  Both mental and physical cripples cripple and cripple
• 1:07:37
  more, so just more so physical maybe I don't know.
• 1:07:42
  Well, I mean well, I mean ACMA is a weeb.
• 1:07:45
  So I mean that that's not. That I'm not even.
• 1:07:50
  So, so it's 4 foot is 4 foot 8. He's got no means for legs,
• 1:07:56
  absolutely not because he's sitting on a stack of books.
• 1:08:00
  Yeah, but how many? How many books are around you
• 1:08:04
  and how many of them are? Picture books now how many books
• 1:08:09
  are around me? Just give me a guesstimate.
• 1:08:11
  No, I don't. I don't no, no no number of
• 1:08:13
  books I need. How many?
• 1:08:14
  How many comics you have or you're you're confusing the bad
• 1:08:19
  here, let me tell you how to speak, what's going on in
• 1:08:22
  competitive Smash Bros. I was waiting for him.
• 1:08:29
  That I have probably around team retards got this all fucking day
• 1:08:33
  bro. You got your fucking done.
• 1:08:37
  Fucking done. Seven suddenly regretting every
• 1:08:42
  decision he's made to pass fucking week?
• 1:08:45
  Nah, Nah, Nah, he loves the man. He loves this shit, he just he's
• 1:08:51
  just too. He's just too look he's
• 1:08:53
  crippled. But he's also retarded.
• 1:08:55
  It's this retarded. He's too retarded to answer.
• 1:08:58
  Quick enough, that's all. It's not as crippled them, it's
• 1:09:01
  crippled. Them keeps them from rolling
• 1:09:03
  fast. Did not quite do not confuse my
• 1:09:07
  whiteness with retardation. Well, that's not what we're
• 1:09:12
  confusing. It's the other thing you can.
• 1:09:13
  You and Akamai can discuss which it is.
• 1:09:16
  It's the cripple thing, Sam. We're, you know, I was just.
• 1:09:22
  I'm I'm just waiting to see where this goes, I will.
• 1:09:26
  I will give you this Sam. This is the best compliment I
• 1:09:29
  can pay you. After the day I've had.
• 1:09:31
  You are my favorite cripple to deal with online of a mental
• 1:09:34
  nature. Mental, physical or you want the
• 1:09:41
  physical mental, mental, mental, physical or otherwise.
• 1:09:46
  That's what I just said. Motherfucker green.
• 1:09:50
  Now stutter gashole hey fuck you no no bitch I'm drunk I told you
• 1:09:56
  like 25 minutes ago that I was gonna be more drunk the further
• 1:10:00
  this went. So I'm I'm more drunk now that's
• 1:10:02
  all. I know big fuck, I'm just
• 1:10:05
  trying. I donate $60.00 dollars.
• 1:10:09
  I'm not. I'm not that concerned about the
• 1:10:11
  opticals I'm just more I'm more concerned about.
• 1:10:16
  You know, the sentimentality of the conversations I want.
• 1:10:22
  I want you to know that apex's reaction when I first told him
• 1:10:27
  that you were coming on as cows was oh thank fucking God.
• 1:10:34
  B2 no, I I put up the crying emoji actually like four of
• 1:10:39
  them. It was laughing crying though.
• 1:10:43
  No, it was the just the straight like the tears streaming down
• 1:10:46
  the face funnier I wanted to be the crying emoji I'm playing
• 1:10:51
  same is putting me out to pasture and I know it and it's
• 1:10:53
  fine I deserve I've deserved it for a long time you here's the
• 1:10:58
  thing you want to put be put out to pasture but I won't I won't.
• 1:11:07
  Yeah, he's so I'm like that. I'm like the broken.
• 1:11:10
  I'm like the broken animal like the the the sheep in his in his
• 1:11:14
  barn with like 3 broken legs that he just he loves so much
• 1:11:20
  because I I feel real sweet when he pets it or I make some sort
• 1:11:25
  of some sort of sweet. Some sort of sweet sort of man.
• 1:11:35
  You know, I never realized until tonight but a pet scammer is
• 1:11:39
  basically the Harrison Ford of this Star Wars.
• 1:11:42
  He's just waiting for his death. Whenever Sam sells out to Disney
• 1:11:46
  just for the love of God. Kill me please.
• 1:11:49
  I've been saying it for a long time.
• 1:11:51
  Please dear God, don't make me hang out with Mark Hamill any
• 1:11:54
  longer. Get him off my stage.
• 1:12:02
  The thing the thing it is this is the best show we've ever
• 1:12:06
  done, I think. I enjoyed myself and we haven't
• 1:12:10
  even. We've only talked about the main
• 1:12:13
  subject partially too, but we have.
• 1:12:16
  We have as much as it deserved, honestly.
• 1:12:19
  Yeah, well fuck that stupid bitch.
• 1:12:22
  That's my thing. Well the only the only other
• 1:12:25
  thing I was going to say is I've heard rumors that Milo might be
• 1:12:29
  causing the kill stream. Yeah, a fat pig in fucking
• 1:12:36
  Virginia wishes. That pig and a dangerous faggot
• 1:12:41
  calm down YouTube that was literally the name of his
• 1:12:43
  fucking book tour. Yeah.
• 1:12:48
  But a book that apparently he didn't even write.
• 1:12:50
  So which after after he floated that rumor to me, because I
• 1:12:54
  haven't heard about that, and at first I was like no, there's no
• 1:12:58
  fucking way. But then I started thinking
• 1:12:59
  about it. That is so mental.
• 1:13:02
  Midget tree. That I actually think it's
• 1:13:05
  probably true because the the it's just it's so retarded it
• 1:13:10
  it's exactly what a pig would think to do.
• 1:13:14
  Well, so I so I I heard that rumor from COGS chat which I
• 1:13:20
  don't know if that if that really means anything.
• 1:13:23
  But I mean to be fair, I was kind of surprised that Milo is
• 1:13:29
  still hasn't denounced America first or or any or anything or
• 1:13:37
  or I guess or I guess, why would he denounce America?
• 1:13:40
  First, America first is nothing but a feminine young men.
• 1:13:44
  That's exactly what my wife wants that that's that's a
• 1:13:48
  really good point, so. Robert was just stepping stone.
• 1:13:54
  Yeah, Ralph was just but a stepping stone he's really
• 1:13:57
  trying to get in with Nick Fuentes and his child army.
• 1:14:02
  Yeah, yeah, I know it's it seems like it's version of Metal Gear.
• 1:14:08
  Seems like the perfect plan for Milo.
• 1:14:10
  Do you like it? Damn it.
• 1:14:15
  Milo's on top of look. I think no.
• 1:14:21
  The bottom you're wrong. No, he's he's on.
• 1:14:25
  He's on top of this game and. Is uh, I?
• 1:14:32
  I don't really know. I'm not really paying that much
• 1:14:34
  attention, but it does seem that.
• 1:14:38
  That fucking that Peacock homosexual.
• 1:14:42
  Of the Alt right is. Just regularly positioning
• 1:14:48
  himself into another place to. I mean, you look.
• 1:14:53
  He's like the Andy Dick of IP2. You know?
• 1:14:57
  Yeah, I can see it. Ohh maybe I mean.
• 1:15:06
  I mean, you gotta see how it ends first.
• 1:15:09
  They they have about the same amount of rape allegations.
• 1:15:11
  So yeah, I could see it. Well yeah, but he needs a new
• 1:15:14
  one to cap it off. That's the thing that's why he's
• 1:15:17
  joining America first, don't you?
• 1:15:19
  You gotta learn how to play underwater.
• 1:15:21
  Connect four, OK? Underwater shit, I mean.
• 1:15:28
  I mean, to me it seemed like she spent like an inordinate amount
• 1:15:32
  of time covering Milo in that. What's that about anal warts?
• 1:15:42
  What what sport Sam just said. She had an anal ward of a
• 1:15:47
  something another about what? No, I said.
• 1:15:51
  I said Laurence spent like an inordinate amount of time
• 1:15:55
  covering inordinate not anal warts, motherfucker.
• 1:16:00
  Sam Whitfield. He has his finger on the pulse.
• 1:16:03
  She has an anal warts, amount of time since I've fucking whatever
• 1:16:09
  Sam was just talking about. Swear to God.
• 1:16:11
  That's what I heard. I, I mean, I don't think she
• 1:16:15
  covered like she seemed to cover Milo disproportionately in that
• 1:16:19
  document, or like compared to. Compared to Tom and whatnot,
• 1:16:23
  like every everything more or less came back to Milo and that
• 1:16:28
  I don't know. I feel like the majority of the
• 1:16:31
  screen time with Tommy Robinson, but part of the reason I might
• 1:16:35
  have felt that way is because Tommy Robinson was the only
• 1:16:37
  motherfucker that I didn't know who the fuck he was.
• 1:16:41
  Like I knew who everybody else was that she was talking about
• 1:16:44
  including her ex-boyfriend because he was recently on Tim
• 1:16:47
  cast. But I have no prior knowledge of
• 1:16:51
  Tommy Robinson and after watching the documentary I'm
• 1:16:54
  kind of glad of that. You know I had actually found
• 1:16:58
  that Tommy Robinson was like a thing up until.
• 1:17:03
  This this dog came in came out. So.
• 1:17:10
  Ohh we we haven't. We haven't addressed the other
• 1:17:12
  evil acts in the room. Fucking Paul Joseph Watson that
• 1:17:16
  fucking limey fuck and imagine my shock that we have.
• 1:17:23
  Imagine my shock. He chased her out of his hotel
• 1:17:25
  room with a stinky please. Please don't just touch it.
• 1:17:28
  Touch it so little bits, please please return my call, Lord
• 1:17:32
  Lord. I didn't.
• 1:17:35
  I didn't actually didn't watch that part, but I just imagined.
• 1:17:39
  Purposive watching is a faggot. He's always been a faggot like
• 1:17:43
  he seems like a little like a little weasley little shit.
• 1:17:47
  So I don't know. I mean again, I didn't watch all
• 1:17:52
  of her docu thing because most of it seemed obvious.
• 1:17:58
  Uh. Especially.
• 1:18:02
  What I've reflected from what people that have actually
• 1:18:06
  watched it, it's all what I expected.
• 1:18:09
  You know, I mean, I can summarize the entire 3 hours in
• 1:18:13
  less than a minute. The conservative movement is
• 1:18:16
  full of a bunch of shysters, grifters and gypsies and they
• 1:18:20
  all fucking secretly hate each other, but especially hate the
• 1:18:23
  people that they get money from. The end finish.
• 1:18:25
  Roll credits. Yeah, I mean and look Lauren
• 1:18:29
  does that herself within the 1st. 10 minutes of her own
• 1:18:36
  little expose. She doesn't say it in so many
• 1:18:39
  words, but if you're paying attention, she's like.
• 1:18:43
  Yeah, well, you know I. I don't know.
• 1:18:46
  It just seems like I gained the same conclusion from the first
• 1:18:49
  couple of minutes. That's why I skipped through the
• 1:18:51
  rest of it, yeah, but I feel like if you, if you're gonna
• 1:18:55
  hard knock somebody for being a grifter on the Internet,
• 1:18:58
  especially in politics, and you're basically against
• 1:19:01
  everybody with hey, I'm down with that.
• 1:19:03
  I fucking cosign that. Maps and rifters should be put
• 1:19:10
  on a wall. I'm a cartographer, don't you
• 1:19:12
  know. Yeah it just yeah.
• 1:19:18
  I mean I I I kind of there with you what you were saying and
• 1:19:22
  it's about this being the part one of like a bigger.
• 1:19:27
  Grift thing and and a few because the reason I say that
• 1:19:31
  too is because she's kind of been out of she's had a toe in
• 1:19:34
  it. Like she said, she's been
• 1:19:36
  completely out of it. She hasn't cause she does that
• 1:19:38
  little girl talk show with Brittany, Venti and.
• 1:19:41
  Chrissy Meyer and other yeah yeah.
• 1:19:44
  Women that I don't really care about.
• 1:19:46
  I don't care about any of them, but I definitely don't care
• 1:19:48
  about any of the other ones. You know their names, but I
• 1:19:51
  think that's why she released this is this is chumming the
• 1:19:54
  water because at her core she wants to be a documentary maker.
• 1:19:59
  I think she's really and to her credit, I think she's pretty
• 1:20:02
  good at making one. Making documentaries.
• 1:20:05
  She literally said that too in her little expose thing.
• 1:20:09
  Go ahead. Sorry, so I think.
• 1:20:11
  Within six months of like a GO fund me or a fucking web page to
• 1:20:15
  buy the Nets. Documentary and.
• 1:20:17
  We're good how that was gonna be called the fucking slot plans or
• 1:20:21
  something. I I don't even fucking know.
• 1:20:24
  No actually I cosign I cosign that prediction.
• 1:20:27
  Actually I could see that 100%. Happening now listen here is.
• 1:20:31
  Here is my challenge to Lauren Southern.
• 1:20:34
  OK, let's make things a little interesting.
• 1:20:36
  Who is totally watching right now, live and about to send the
• 1:20:40
  Super chat. Well we're gonna we're gonna
• 1:20:42
  we're gonna clip this shit someone someone loyal Sam
• 1:20:47
  Whitfield viewer is gonna clip this and see one of you 3 draws
• 1:20:51
  rolls. One of you 3.
• 1:20:55
  More well, even evil, evil, evil Eric is watching, so maybe
• 1:20:59
  he'll. Maybe he'll do he fucking look
• 1:21:02
  Sam if your shirts on he fucking hates you because I'm still
• 1:21:05
  here. Well, the the other thing is
• 1:21:10
  evil. Eric used to super chat and then
• 1:21:12
  I and then I would take my shirt off so there you go.
• 1:21:17
  That's yeah I hate all grifters except for the ones that take
• 1:21:20
  their shirts off. There we go.
• 1:21:23
  No thoughts. Never do it.
• 1:21:25
  Never do anything for free if you're good.
• 1:21:28
  If you're good, you're good at it.
• 1:21:30
  That's right. Oh fucking old school Joker
• 1:21:32
  quote. That that that's the highbrow
• 1:21:37
  part of the show Sam could have went like the American personal
• 1:21:41
  bitches and ruined a perfectly good movie back goal.
• 1:21:43
  We live in a society catch phrase catch phrase.
• 1:21:46
  We live in a society cringe cringe, cringe, cringe, cringe,
• 1:21:51
  cringe. Vaginas are tricky.
• 1:21:56
  Ohh, trust me son, you're never gonna fucking touch one.
• 1:22:01
  And even look. And the truth is, even if you
• 1:22:04
  do, it's probably gonna be iffy. All of the all of them, probably
• 1:22:07
  more Syrian, so they never even touched one, even at fucking
• 1:22:10
  birth. Now look, let's be real.
• 1:22:13
  That's the wet. Now that's the way to do an
• 1:22:16
  insult motherfucker. You ain't never seen a pussy so
• 1:22:19
  hard they fucking pulled you out.
• 1:22:21
  C-section, you didn't. You didn't look you fucking
• 1:22:25
  faggot you didn't even touch your mom's pussy when you were
• 1:22:28
  born you fucking bitch come on motherfucker.
• 1:22:30
  Your parents didn't even claim you on taxes you were a
• 1:22:33
  C-section. You faggot.
• 1:22:35
  You didn't even touch your mom's pussy on the way out.
• 1:22:37
  You're the most fucking virgin. You're not even worth it.
• 1:22:41
  Earned income tax credit bitch. Hell yeah Sam, this is a good
• 1:22:50
  show you're doing here, buddy. What one thing you all I had to
• 1:22:55
  do was all I had to do was buy three of the of the loudest
• 1:22:59
  assholes that I that I know of and just sit back.
• 1:23:03
  It's the loudest, most fucking retarded people, you know.
• 1:23:07
  Yeah, OK. So who are these other people in
• 1:23:10
  the call? Well, well, if if you and I were
• 1:23:17
  to do a solo show together. Virginia is not imagine you
• 1:23:22
  faggot. Look hold on time out.
• 1:23:24
  You faggots would talk about wrestling and comics.
• 1:23:27
  Talk about wrestling. Yeah no, that's the thing I I
• 1:23:30
  try to avoid the geisha well sorry I missed you homosexuals
• 1:23:35
  up. Well, you better apologize.
• 1:23:40
  I am the homosexual. Amy Sammy please.
• 1:23:45
  I'm sorry go ahead. Well listen because chat a lot
• 1:23:48
  because because I know that the audience from the good, the bad
• 1:23:51
  and the vicious, all seven of them loved it so much.
• 1:23:58
  You know game moving on up. We need to.
• 1:24:02
  We need to bring back the news with Akava ohh God.
• 1:24:08
  Which yeah, you got some news for us.
• 1:24:10
  Acava yeah, what stories which? So take it away, son.
• 1:24:21
  Who got banned for bot who got banned for body odor in the
• 1:24:25
  Yugioh tournament this week? God, I hope no one.
• 1:24:31
  I heard the creator did. OK, alright fuck you.
• 1:24:42
  Fucking nailed it. You started that out.
• 1:24:48
  He was stuttered more than Sam. Holy shit.
• 1:24:53
  Short of that, motherfucker out. Through that bucket breaker
• 1:24:57
  switch. Well, I had managed to suppress
• 1:25:01
  that knowledge and keeping me happy and not be fucking
• 1:25:05
  depressed. But thank you for that one.
• 1:25:07
  You're very welcome Sir. Know your place.
• 1:25:12
  Mother. Well, shit in gaming news some
• 1:25:17
  motherfuckers found the CD's for Garou mark of the wolves too for
• 1:25:21
  the Neo Geo. That's kinda cool I guess.
• 1:25:25
  Ohhh holy shit expound on that man.
• 1:25:30
  I don't know. Yeah.
• 1:25:31
  So anyway, Akbar, I met this blonde bimbo at the bar the
• 1:25:34
  other day. What the fuck?
• 1:25:39
  I do this show rules man. If anybody in the chat clips
• 1:25:46
  anything, clip me short circuiting the fuck out of
• 1:25:49
  octopus. That's fucking golden.
• 1:25:50
  I gotta send that to an old man once he gets out of the
• 1:25:53
  bathroom. You know you can short circuit
• 1:26:01
  that old man if you just throw a toaster in that that he does all
• 1:26:05
  the time, but he doesn't put an extension cord on it, so it
• 1:26:07
  comes loose from the wall before it hits the fucking srimic.
• 1:26:11
  What a what a failure. Fucking boomer.
• 1:26:15
  How bad can you suck, huh? That's it, look Sam, that's a.
• 1:26:20
  That's a thing we can do. How bad can you suck?
• 1:26:24
  We could make that like a scale we like.
• 1:26:26
  Watch videos like who sucks, worse, you know no, no real
• 1:26:31
  rules beyond that appear. Shorts dude I could win that.
• 1:26:35
  Let me go to Pornhub real quick. Yeah.
• 1:26:41
  Only fans bitches with green hair sucking Dick.
• 1:26:44
  There we go I went OK let's talk about he knew exactly what their
• 1:26:50
  child to mother fucking show feet.
• 1:26:55
  Keep, I keep thinking that I'm the most degenerate fucking
• 1:26:58
  retard on this panel and genius. I'm so happy to have you on my
• 1:27:04
  team here. I forgot it was this was a
• 1:27:07
  retards versus cripples. Dude.
• 1:27:09
  I put in an order on wish for Wonderswan rings and by God
• 1:27:13
  we're gonna fucking activate at some point.
• 1:27:17
  Who's just leaving our final form bro?
• 1:27:20
  I don't even know what the fuck you just said man.
• 1:27:27
  Let's just I don't even know what that is, but I mean you
• 1:27:30
  know it. You know I don't either.
• 1:27:32
  Hey Akama, what's that gay shit that they do in DBG when they
• 1:27:35
  fucking pole dance and become one?
• 1:27:39
  You could have literally asked me about the Wonder twins that I
• 1:27:42
  would have explained and you didn't even jump the Dragon Ball
• 1:27:44
  you fuck. Ohh yes I did because I'm so
• 1:27:46
  short. Acuba bro, I'm sorry.
• 1:27:52
  This is why the retards always win.
• 1:27:56
  We just beg our head against the wall until everybody's fucking
• 1:27:59
  comatose. That's right, they're like just
• 1:28:02
  do whatever you want. You want us to see our great
• 1:28:06
  work buddy. Our brain work buddy.
• 1:28:09
  We could hit our head all day but y'all about the fuckers get
• 1:28:11
  concussions. And CTE.
• 1:28:16
  Fucking week like paper machine around.
• 1:28:22
  I I is this show what are we doing?
• 1:28:25
  Sam? We're having fun.
• 1:28:27
  You're the host. What are we talking about?
• 1:28:29
  You're just gonna let us fucking.
• 1:28:34
  Well this motherfucker and I'm not gonna lie but listen I I've
• 1:28:38
  been trying I've been trying to hard right and I've been trying
• 1:28:41
  to tell you like a horse in Red Dead Redemption 2 but you just
• 1:28:45
  keep slipping out of my lasso. Probably should have had you
• 1:28:50
  probably should have watched the masturbate off your hands first
• 1:28:52
  to be honest. Protip all you gotta do Sammy is
• 1:28:56
  give me a apex. That's all like a parent.
• 1:29:01
  Just argue. Are you winning son?
• 1:29:03
  Are you winning Sam? No all no all I need to do is
• 1:29:07
  mention the fact that I have siblings who are still alive
• 1:29:11
  that also that also works pretty well because all of mine are
• 1:29:16
  dead. Fuck you well fuck Sam I I'm
• 1:29:22
  trying. I haven't found them all.
• 1:29:23
  Give me time no, that's the best joke Sammy's ever told.
• 1:29:28
  I'm proud of him for that and he he did so shortly after my
• 1:29:32
  biggest brother killed himself only a year and a half after my
• 1:29:36
  little brother. Killed himself.
• 1:29:40
  What did what did he roll in on the cripple 9000?
• 1:29:44
  But did he do a flip? No, no, he was just like I was
• 1:29:49
  just doing my normal apex retard shit where I was like.
• 1:29:52
  Sammy, you're so day drinking retard.
• 1:29:54
  Yeah you fucking retard Sammy you suck you know fuck you fuck
• 1:29:58
  you, you cripple and he's like well at least I've got a
• 1:30:01
  fucking. At least I've still got siblings
• 1:30:04
  alive, bitch. Ohh man, I fell out of my chair.
• 1:30:13
  He did too. It was a good look.
• 1:30:17
  It's the funniest thing Sammy's ever said to me and it hurt
• 1:30:21
  because only because it hurt it hurt me.
• 1:30:24
  It actually hurt me but it was so true.
• 1:30:27
  It's so fucking true. So anyway, Kat.
• 1:30:31
  This is why I come to the Whitfield report.
• 1:30:34
  What about y'all? Are we going to cohost one
• 1:30:43
  episode and then we're going to bury him tomorrow?
• 1:30:49
  Hi apex, I may be crippled but at least I have siblings alive
• 1:30:53
  bitch. Something like that.
• 1:30:57
  It was something like that. Breath, so now Sam, now that
• 1:31:05
  you're firmly back in control, what do you have to say?
• 1:31:08
  Where are we going? Pretty well, pretty much.
• 1:31:12
  I mean, I didn't have anything really else to.
• 1:31:17
  Other other than for the longest fucking God man, what what were
• 1:31:21
  you you were on? You were on a roll today.
• 1:31:23
  Aligning people people up. I mean usually being on role is
• 1:31:27
  my gig, but you know. Well, don't you remember you fed
• 1:31:33
  it me your old chair so I've been rolling around like it's
• 1:31:36
  Steven Hawking. Yeah, yeah, that that's right I
• 1:31:41
  I sent genius the. This the spare chariot and he's
• 1:31:47
  been hold on hold on does it have the wheel blades?
• 1:31:51
  The Roman chariot wheel blades? Yeah, it's one LA has half of
• 1:31:55
  your insane on it. Man there was a.
• 1:31:56
  It was a good second hand. It's it's.
• 1:32:02
  It's got the wheel blades that you've got like manually crank
• 1:32:05
  them he was he was he was slaughtering people on Twitter
• 1:32:10
  left and right all along. They're called Ben hur.
• 1:32:14
  They're called Ben Hurs I think. Yeah, Ben hoes.
• 1:32:19
  Ben Ben them holes over a dumpster.
• 1:32:23
  Cause I'm hobbling. You know little background to
• 1:32:28
  the fucking dumpster fires. I was lighting today.
• 1:32:32
  I've actually been trying to pick an Internet fight all
• 1:32:34
  fucking week, but everybody was too kicking shit and then I
• 1:32:38
  fucking picked a couple of them that looked like they were going
• 1:32:40
  to be promising. And then they turned out to be
• 1:32:42
  chicken chips like a fucking body bag like three people
• 1:32:45
  today. Well, like like with the zipper
• 1:32:50
  and all like an actual plastic bottle like toe tag doggy man.
• 1:32:55
  1. He he can cope and see it all he
• 1:32:58
  wants with his. I'm devastated but I'm pretty
• 1:33:01
  sure that's too big of a word for a 12 year old and this Big
• 1:33:04
  Brother probably helped him out. Wow, OK so there.
• 1:33:14
  Go ahead, go ahead Sam. Ohh I know what I was gonna.
• 1:33:20
  Ohh I know what I was gonna say if if Lauren something wants to
• 1:33:23
  be a serious documentarian I'd challenge her to to make a
• 1:33:28
  document. Her only on Ethan Ralph can't do
• 1:33:32
  it. I challenged her.
• 1:33:34
  No, no, no fuck that, that's my job.
• 1:33:38
  I counter that challenge to make a documentary about ancient
• 1:33:43
  wheelchair inheriting fucking cripples that are going around,
• 1:33:47
  chopping people off the fucking knees and raping women.
• 1:33:51
  And maybe boys not unconfirmed. But where the fuck is she gonna
• 1:33:56
  find one of those? I mean, isn't her visa
• 1:33:58
  cancelled? I look I will go to my grave,
• 1:34:02
  I'll give her everything I have. I know one.
• 1:34:08
  What about saying that's two? No, I I did not even mention
• 1:34:13
  Sam. We're not even talking about
• 1:34:14
  Sam. There's nothing to do with Sam.
• 1:34:16
  Please don't mention. Sam has nothing to do with him.
• 1:34:19
  OK? It's OK, so we'll talk about it
• 1:34:23
  at the meeting down by the docks they're called Ben Hur.
• 1:34:28
  Dash, HUR. We'll the wheel spikes and
• 1:34:32
  they're all over the road tonight like a fucking Asian
• 1:34:34
  driver. They are very much.
• 1:34:36
  They are very much illegal and there is a video of an Asian
• 1:34:41
  driver with Ben Hurst on their civic.
• 1:34:45
  Actually I could pull that up on the show right now.
• 1:34:48
  Ask you the bed birds of the Asian.
• 1:34:53
  Yeah, we got a fucking Helen Keller Sam over here with one
• 1:34:56
  hand on the fucking Rd. Well, I'm I'm not a woman so ohh
• 1:35:04
  yeah it's a seed in Ben Hur it's literally just an Asian thing
• 1:35:07
  it's not it's not the name of the real spikes.
• 1:35:13
  I'm not a woman. Drive.
• 1:35:22
  This is fucking great. You know the thing about eating
• 1:35:31
  drivers is they're so bad at it. I'm convinced at this point that
• 1:35:34
  a fucking Pearl Harbor. Was this a tragic accident?
• 1:35:38
  No. You all saw him that carrier
• 1:35:42
  pulled out in front of him, yeah?
• 1:35:45
  They just thought it was called Ben Hur not Pearl Harbor.
• 1:35:53
  Well, well listen, it's it's. It's the twenty eyes they can't,
• 1:35:57
  you know. God damn pulled out the Oral-B
• 1:36:05
  and blindfold him with the floss.
• 1:36:06
  There we go fucking Norm MacDonald over here, Jesus
• 1:36:10
  Christ. OK OK I can drop shit about the
• 1:36:15
  creator of Yugioh but you can't fucking drop Norma Donald that
• 1:36:18
  is. I.
• 1:36:26
  I will though I I, although we just derail the dining gaming
• 1:36:31
  news completely, like shitting on it bigger all according to
• 1:36:36
  plan. Just call me Derek Chauvin
• 1:36:39
  because we're talking about can't fucking breathe.
• 1:36:50
  Ohh don't take it personal Akiba, you're only the 4th
• 1:36:55
  little girl I've made cry today. Whoo damn.
• 1:37:06
  A bit off fire all day, man I'm somebody must have put some
• 1:37:09
  fucking crack in my mouth I don't know what the fuck is
• 1:37:11
  going on. That gets puberty, yeah.
• 1:37:16
  Crack in your mouth? Wow, that's a new one.
• 1:37:20
  And yet, and yet, you're still. You're still not as drug now as
• 1:37:24
  even now all of a real convicted sex offender.
• 1:37:30
  That's because I don't have to groom my fucking legs.
• 1:37:36
  Talk about potato chips though is don't get horny God.
• 1:37:40
  Look fellas, can I be? Can I be honest with you guys in
• 1:37:44
  chat and you? OK.
• 1:37:48
  Probably not. We all we all know.
• 1:37:56
  It's like you wanna kill yourself but that's that's not
• 1:37:59
  gonna happen. He had a broken keyboard with
• 1:38:11
  fucking. Crumbs and shit he'd already
• 1:38:14
  have his suicide note and manifesto completed and we'd all
• 1:38:18
  be fucking stopping our laughing right?
• 1:38:20
  Real fucking quick, yeah, same. He'd be rolling his happy ass
• 1:38:25
  way up up to the top of the country to deliver my eulogy.
• 1:38:33
  Because that I wrote that in salt and vinegar chip grease
• 1:38:38
  just now, yeah, but first you'll be going to every reporter.
• 1:38:41
  I knew him. I knew the gunman.
• 1:38:43
  God damn it. He was always a freak.
• 1:38:45
  Hey folks, hey come here, come here.
• 1:38:47
  Hey me, I knew the guy me look. Come here I got a podcast.
• 1:38:51
  We did a podcast for like 3 years.
• 1:38:53
  Come here. Hey guys, I knew the guy.
• 1:38:55
  We never take hostages. I knew they'd never take him
• 1:38:57
  alive. That son of a bitch.
• 1:39:00
  A good man he he may be the last of a generation.
• 1:39:03
  I tell you, I have no look. He's mentally challenged, but I
• 1:39:07
  tried my best. I may be crippled but I tried my
• 1:39:10
  best to help this poor mentally handicapped young man older than
• 1:39:16
  me but young man into, you know a better life, but I ultimately
• 1:39:21
  just bullied him into my podcast for three years until he fucking
• 1:39:24
  killed himself and now I'm well, I mean no.
• 1:39:27
  Not that last part, you know. He did that on his own.
• 1:39:32
  He was basically in the 5th, no. Meanwhile cut to the YouTube
• 1:39:37
  clip on a 5 sub channel with seven views of Apex going.
• 1:39:41
  I'm done, you got new calls, I'm done.
• 1:39:43
  I got the motherfucker right here.
• 1:39:46
  Yes. No, literally you could no the
• 1:39:51
  the the best part is is you could point to like 500 videos
• 1:39:56
  like three years worth of videos where I'm like I'm just gonna
• 1:39:58
  fuck I'm gonna kill myself chat you should kill yourself too
• 1:40:01
  shit this is fucked up. Everything's fucked up.
• 1:40:03
  We should just we should always kill ourselves.
• 1:40:07
  FBI agent I have no idea why Apex wrote no Nerf or nothing on
• 1:40:11
  the side of his fucking rifle. It makes no sense to me.
• 1:40:15
  I have no. I have no idea what a black son
• 1:40:18
  is OK. Looking playing catch.
• 1:40:28
  The idea being a mass shooting and instead writing on the side
• 1:40:33
  of your rifle Nerf or nothing and semen.
• 1:40:39
  That's not his own. It's a mystery look.
• 1:40:42
  I have the rifle. It's written in my it's I need
• 1:40:45
  to. I need to get some fresh jizz on
• 1:40:47
  it, but I've got more than just that.
• 1:40:51
  Oh God, it's not even written in the semen.
• 1:40:54
  It's written in the crust. No, it's my rifle.
• 1:40:59
  This my wife. This is my rifle.
• 1:41:02
  This is my wife. This is my jizz and this is my
• 1:41:06
  gun victim. It smells like it smells.
• 1:41:12
  It smells like sea salt and vinegar.
• 1:41:14
  Potato chips too. Smells like teen spirit bro.
• 1:41:18
  That's why I thought he was gonna say Oh my my my mind is
• 1:41:22
  blown like a talentless artist. The day Seattle died,
• 1:41:30
  motherfucker. I thought Seattle died when
• 1:41:35
  Frasier ended. Dude, this show.
• 1:41:37
  No, that was just you man. It.
• 1:41:45
  Acula welcome to the Kill the the the Killstream whoa.
• 1:41:54
  Ohh Akama family worst lost one of his virginities he just never
• 1:41:59
  thought I'd be on the Whitfield report.
• 1:42:01
  I just had a good idea. We should start the Killstream
• 1:42:03
  report because that's the killstream.
• 1:42:07
  Do like a fucking 45 second 1 1/2 minute.
• 1:42:12
  Hey, I'll come calling for you for that.
• 1:42:16
  Shot if you're cripples are on fucking, always fucking inviting
• 1:42:20
  me. This God damn show I'll show you
• 1:42:22
  a man for standing by the Packer dude you could employ both of
• 1:42:26
  these wonderful gentlemen here to recruit somebody.
• 1:42:33
  Some images mother fucker didn't miss a step.
• 1:42:40
  What? I only missed the step when
• 1:42:44
  y'all started laughing. While I was talking.
• 1:42:50
  That never happens on the show. You recruit these and some
• 1:42:55
  others you know, throw them some bitcoins or whatever you you
• 1:42:58
  kids do nowadays. To to you know, Subway gift card
• 1:43:04
  for subway. Sir, I identify as a
• 1:43:07
  badonkadonk. Thank you.
• 1:43:11
  Well, well, well look my no hold on let me let me please get this
• 1:43:15
  out just do like a fucking one and a 92nd to maybe 2 minute.
• 1:43:22
  Ralph update so about 7 Ralph Coises.
• 1:43:28
  Just whatever Ralph did that day, whatever happened that day?
• 1:43:31
  Maybe it maybe it ends up 710 minutes, but ideally just a
• 1:43:35
  quick yeah. Ralph was a fucking retard.
• 1:43:37
  He did this and he interacted with this person and I'm saying
• 1:43:40
  Whitfield, I'm crippled. I don't even know if Sam owns
• 1:43:43
  enough tube socks to do what Ralph does in a typical day.
• 1:43:48
  Well, I mean ended like that I'm Sam Whitfield and you have to.
• 1:43:55
  Look I'm Sam Whitfield. I'm crippled.
• 1:43:57
  Please subscribe also donate because I'm crippled catch
• 1:44:00
  phrase. Catch phrase catch phrase cringe
• 1:44:05
  cringe, cringe, cringe non crippled people are cringe.
• 1:44:15
  Now my sister looks more manly than me.
• 1:44:18
  I just wanna point out one thing real quick.
• 1:44:21
  I love apex. How you say that wrestling is
• 1:44:24
  homosexual, yet you cut some of the cleanest promos I've ever
• 1:44:29
  heard in my life. Aye.
• 1:44:34
  You literally popped the burp and kept rhythm.
• 1:44:38
  I can't come out the fucking closet man we need you please?
• 1:44:43
  Well look, I was actually before.
• 1:44:46
  Before you started talking, I was literally just about to say
• 1:44:49
  I wish I was more popular. I wish it was more.
• 1:44:52
  A more famous like Internet personality because I would love
• 1:44:56
  to fight any one of these people.
• 1:44:59
  Any one of them, Sam. Not included because I'm afraid
• 1:45:04
  of those wheel plates, but. I could, I've got pretty long.
• 1:45:10
  Looks like I think I could kick him in the face.
• 1:45:13
  Before he got anywhere near me, but no, I would look legit.
• 1:45:17
  I would love to do like a boxing match with any of these fucking
• 1:45:20
  retards cause I'm a normal, relatively normal.
• 1:45:25
  OK, hold on, yeah. I don't have another burp to to
• 1:45:30
  go, so that's all I've got guys. I'm sorry I cut my promo.
• 1:45:36
  Alrighty, you're you're you're you're acknowledging you're
• 1:45:38
  doing the 4th wall breaks, so you are saving it.
• 1:45:40
  This is it is still rolling the promo I did.
• 1:45:43
  I did challenge Madison Cawthorn to a cripple fight on Twitter,
• 1:45:50
  and now that he's out of Congress, so technically I'm
• 1:45:53
  not. I wouldn't be hitting like a
• 1:45:56
  federal employee dude, we lost genius.
• 1:46:00
  Hold on Sammy. Where does do you know?
• 1:46:04
  Hold on. Excuse me, do any of you know
• 1:46:07
  where where Ricky Berwick lives? Does he live in Florida?
• 1:46:13
  I think I think he lives in Virginia but honest to God.
• 1:46:17
  Apex. Have you seen that fuckers
• 1:46:19
  teeth? I I'm not that that that that
• 1:46:22
  that that that. Go ahead, go Sammy.
• 1:46:27
  Go go go go that. That fucker I I would be.
• 1:46:32
  I would be afraid that that fucker would just bite me in
• 1:46:35
  like I might get tuberculosis or some shit like like that.
• 1:46:42
  Oh my God, that is that's incredible Sammy I was just
• 1:46:46
  curious because I would like to see.
• 1:46:49
  You know some of my crippled, uh?
• 1:46:52
  You know the the influencers that I follow some crippled
• 1:46:56
  motherfuckers like in the same place Ricky's like.
• 1:47:01
  You know he's got his cats and his stuffed animals and shit,
• 1:47:05
  but if you rolled in there with your.
• 1:47:09
  What did I call the the the boom?
• 1:47:12
  Something blades just means that just means track that just means
• 1:47:17
  Chinese. Yeah, the the Ben hurts please.
• 1:47:27
  Fuck yeah dude, I rule I'm so cool.
• 1:47:31
  There you go. Finally it took fucking three
• 1:47:36
  years. But Apex finally acknowledged
• 1:47:38
  the rules. Well, don't do that.
• 1:47:41
  Don't do that Sammy, it's just like I do.
• 1:47:44
  I do a good impression. I do a good impression for like
• 1:47:46
  5 seconds. You're like holy shit apex that
• 1:47:49
  was really good you. Yeah that was really good.
• 1:47:53
  And then I get really self-conscious, and then I hate
• 1:47:55
  myself. You need to learn.
• 1:48:00
  You know the rules, pal. My mother fucker.
• 1:48:06
  I I know I know the rules. I'm just flying by the I'm just
• 1:48:11
  playing by set. I'm playing.
• 1:48:14
  Do you sneaky bastard? I'm playing freestyle monopoly
• 1:48:18
  over here. Bro.
• 1:48:25
  I don't even know what that means, but I love that you just
• 1:48:27
  said that I like I like the image in my head.
• 1:48:32
  People playing copoly hold that gun pointed at the cashier to
• 1:48:37
  give me some hundreds. Yeah, by the no no no no no, no,
• 1:48:42
  even even pull that pull it back a little bit.
• 1:48:44
  You're playing monopoly with your friend.
• 1:48:46
  Or your friends and one of them is like I got fucking boardwalk.
• 1:48:51
  Like no dude you you didn't even roll the dice and then they
• 1:48:55
  pulled the gun out. I've got fucking boardwalk hold
• 1:49:01
  on. He's not.
• 1:49:02
  I don't think I don't think you fucking heard me.
• 1:49:05
  I got there we go. I got Boardwalk and then you
• 1:49:09
  hear the squeak of his wheelchair, which you can't
• 1:49:12
  recreate. Rolling towards the other
• 1:49:14
  competitors in the game of Monopoly.
• 1:49:20
  As Sam plays free salmon up. That's the best idea I've ever
• 1:49:25
  heard. Look, I haven't played Monopoly
• 1:49:28
  in a long time, but next time I do I'm just fucking Willy nilly
• 1:49:31
  in that shit. You can't tell me what to do,
• 1:49:34
  you can't. I'm a fucking yeah I've got a
• 1:49:37
  penis but I am a female. You can't even can you tell me
• 1:49:40
  what a female is. Huh, can you tell me what a
• 1:49:44
  woman is? No you can't.
• 1:49:46
  You can't tell me how to play monopoly, fuck you.
• 1:49:49
  And then I kick, I kick whoever I'm talking to in the face like
• 1:49:53
  a horse, a chat. Right in the right, in the
• 1:49:57
  mouth. The the the visual, the visual
• 1:50:02
  of all that is just that fascinating.
• 1:50:05
  So imagine I was imagining myself as you Sammy in a in a
• 1:50:09
  wheelchair and just a rapid. You know, like a hinge motion of
• 1:50:13
  the foot to the face, what? Like Oh yeah, I'm crippled my
• 1:50:18
  legs work, bitch. What the fuck you can tell?
• 1:50:23
  By the way, I kicked you in the face just now, yeah, yeah, yeah
• 1:50:28
  I know, I know genius, that's my but that's that's been my same
• 1:50:32
  reaction to this whole entire podcast.
• 1:50:36
  Cool. Now I'm just thinking of a
• 1:50:39
  fucking crossover between Power Rangers and the Burger King Kids
• 1:50:44
  Club, but it's just stay down. Uh.
• 1:50:50
  Get this fucking kid. A crowd man.
• 1:50:53
  Like but like, but like an actual crown, not not the
• 1:50:57
  burger, not this Burger King. Look, look homie look, do not do
• 1:51:04
  look we may be pumping you up a little bit here in my group of
• 1:51:07
  friend but do not get too big for your crippled bridges.
• 1:51:11
  Alright start with the Burger King crown.
• 1:51:14
  We can build from there. There is a man the there is.
• 1:51:17
  There is a man that has gone on two planes twice.
• 1:51:21
  With the Burger King crown and yelled the N word.
• 1:51:26
  Get off, yeah, get off the plane.
• 1:51:28
  I think he said the first time I don't know what it said the
• 1:51:31
  second time. Yeah, but then he did it again
• 1:51:36
  and the whole time. No no, no no.
• 1:51:40
  I'm talking about that old fucking white dude that old
• 1:51:44
  that's white wizard ass motherfucker.
• 1:51:46
  He did it again. And all the while he wore a
• 1:51:51
  paper Burger King crown, so Sam. I know you think you're
• 1:51:57
  privileged because you're. Crippled and those of us in this
• 1:52:03
  society nowadays, at least in this country.
• 1:52:06
  That are. You know, crippled.
• 1:52:10
  They feel you know more more proportional to or more you know
• 1:52:16
  they feel better. Knowing the rest of us, the
• 1:52:20
  Burger King Kids Club. Knowing you remember the Burger
• 1:52:24
  King, Burger King kids look God damn I'm fucked.
• 1:52:30
  Yeah. I've continued to drink.
• 1:52:34
  I told you guys I was gonna get drunk.
• 1:52:37
  I'll I'll, I'll come in and say words words.
• 1:52:44
  Words apex can you use them? I'm yielding my time to acuba.
• 1:52:52
  I'm just gonna say if a Burger King crown is good enough for
• 1:52:54
  the man who beat a gun in Portugal, probably good enough
• 1:52:58
  for you. Ohh yeah, that Oh yeah, that's
• 1:53:02
  true King Dan claimed his crown after that as he earned.
• 1:53:07
  But to be fair I don't think beating the gut is that hard.
• 1:53:11
  I mean all you need to do is just like.
• 1:53:14
  Yeah, now when you have a fucking rape chair that can do
• 1:53:18
  all the work for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, right now
• 1:53:21
  I do have to backtrack a little bit.
• 1:53:23
  I wanna counter you just a little bit.
• 1:53:25
  My fellow co-host and say that I think the whole Dan's timeline
• 1:53:32
  is pretty gay. Honestly just and I said this on
• 1:53:38
  Vickers Stream when when they welcomed me on and I think you
• 1:53:42
  were there for that but. Yeah.
• 1:53:46
  I don't know, man, I'm sorry truck.
• 1:53:51
  But I don't. I don't particularly think that
• 1:53:55
  was. Like a a great a cool thing you
• 1:54:01
  know. I mean it was.
• 1:54:02
  It was entertaining. I enjoyed it but.
• 1:54:09
  Yeah, period I guess. What what?
• 1:54:16
  Well, I mean the. I mean the other thing that.
• 1:54:22
  The other thing the apex and I have talked about at least, are
• 1:54:26
  there a little bit? Is the whole Ralph has aids
• 1:54:29
  thing, which seems to be a little bit of a unfounded.
• 1:54:34
  Narrative, to say the least. I don't know that did was Alice
• 1:54:41
  confirmed to. Have had.
• 1:54:46
  AIDS or no? Because the connection is that
• 1:54:51
  if Alice has aids. And Ralph raped Alice's mouth
• 1:54:57
  then. He's got it.
• 1:55:04
  Yeah. All I know, all I know is that
• 1:55:09
  like all I know is that Medicare opened up his last stream by
• 1:55:13
  saying, well, has AIDS and and then I talked to.
• 1:55:20
  I talked to game about and he was like yeah, I'm not.
• 1:55:23
  I'm not one hundo on that so yeah I don't.
• 1:55:26
  I'm not so sure. I think it depends on Alice.
• 1:55:30
  If Alice does, and it's probably a good chance that he does
• 1:55:34
  because I believe. He did what Alice accused him of
• 1:55:38
  cause that seems like it's totally up his alley of things
• 1:55:41
  to do. I agree I agree with that
• 1:55:44
  wholeheartedly, but I said, I think last week on the Whitfield
• 1:55:49
  report that I am. Kind of exhausted by the Ralph
• 1:55:55
  Alog's because it's all. Scuse me so much of it is.
• 1:56:04
  Just. Running with the little thread.
• 1:56:11
  Ralph is so funny. Ralph is so funny.
• 1:56:15
  Dude Ralph is fucking a fat retard.
• 1:56:21
  He does more than enough on his own so this fabricating little
• 1:56:27
  things is kind of exhausting for me.
• 1:56:31
  Oh no, I feel you I I, I think I think it.
• 1:56:35
  It it it floods the the the market, so to speak with like
• 1:56:41
  just talking all the time rather than letting it simmer and
• 1:56:45
  talking about with the inevitable next harvest or thing
• 1:56:49
  pops off. It seems it almost seems
• 1:56:52
  intentional. Man like it seems on purpose to
• 1:56:56
  a certain degree it is and it depends on who's doing it.
• 1:56:59
  Like when Medicare does it, Medicare does it to laugh at
• 1:57:05
  Ralph. Because he knows it'll get under
• 1:57:06
  Ralph's skin. Even though Ralph will know
• 1:57:09
  something is bullshit. Uh.
• 1:57:13
  It'll still, it'll still rattle him, right?
• 1:57:16
  The reason why folks on Kiwi farms do it is because it's
• 1:57:21
  funnier that way. And half the time that's the
• 1:57:23
  bottom line. That's easy as it is in other
• 1:57:26
  cases of people who cover him. It's just because that is, you
• 1:57:31
  know. It's something catchy.
• 1:57:33
  It's something to talk about, and it's something to grift
• 1:57:36
  from, so everyone who does it, who that does it has, I think
• 1:57:40
  their own unique reason. 100%. That's right on the nose
• 1:57:47
  actually. Yeah, I.
• 1:57:48
  I think from my from my perspective.
• 1:57:51
  I mean I agree with with APEX it's it's funny to watch Ralph
• 1:57:56
  self-destruct and you know do his own thing.
• 1:58:00
  I mean the man is the man is a clown and unintentionally.
• 1:58:06
  And so to me watching him. To me, watching them self
• 1:58:11
  destruct is funnier than people trying to end to self and see.
• 1:58:17
  The thing is is, I would argue he's doing a lot of it
• 1:58:20
  intentionally. He's so aversed with the ways of
• 1:58:26
  the Internet. He's still making money.
• 1:58:29
  I don't. I mean he's not making as much
• 1:58:31
  money as he was, but he was still on YouTube or when he was
• 1:58:34
  on stream dot me. Excuse me, but he's he's still
• 1:58:39
  making money. He's still got.
• 1:58:42
  An avid fit like he's still got an avid fan base.
• 1:58:49
  You know they're not that big. It's not that big, but he's
• 1:58:54
  still got some and. The further he pushes into the
• 1:59:00
  shit, I even find myself going. God damn Ralph might be right in
• 1:59:05
  this situation. No, yeah, no.
• 1:59:09
  There there certainly is a point where it just it's too much and
• 1:59:12
  you burn out because it's like. When it's when something
• 1:59:16
  actually happens, it's good because everything that happens
• 1:59:19
  is unbelievable in and of itself, and that's what makes it
• 1:59:22
  good. It's not just running with this
• 1:59:25
  crazy shit because of the idea of it is funny.
• 1:59:28
  Sometimes it is for a gag, but for a gag, the way people is the
• 1:59:33
  way people is. Welcome back in this God damn
• 1:59:41
  where were the first line? Can you hear me now?
• 1:59:44
  Yeah, we can hear you now. OK, now my browser keeps on just
• 1:59:49
  not wanting to recognize my fucking headset.
• 1:59:51
  It's fucking annoying the hell out of well, you've got.
• 1:59:55
  Well, you're you're producing an echo pretty hard, pretty hard.
• 2:00:01
  Hmm, I mean what? Don't don't don't don't don't
• 2:00:09
  don't boy, boy, boy go and chat once now.
• 2:00:14
  Blue good God, good God yeah it's bad it's bad.
• 2:00:21
  Yeah. Sam Boingo wants to know what
• 2:00:27
  kind of name is Acaba. It is anime theme kind of ish.
• 2:00:36
  I can do the whole actually in technically shift, but anyway,
• 2:00:39
  Akiba is a shortened version of Akihabara, which is a district
• 2:00:47
  in Tokyo, Japan. Originally known for its
• 2:00:50
  computer parts and electronics, eventually then turning over to
• 2:00:54
  animate culture. God so you so gay?
• 2:01:01
  I mean, it's just better not to fucking ask.
• 2:01:05
  I guess I don't fucking know. No look man, I don't hate you
• 2:01:09
  for it. I'm just saying it's pretty gay.
• 2:01:11
  Look, my name is apex scammer. I'm like my name is the peak of
• 2:01:16
  like the bad thing for a particular?
• 2:01:20
  You know? That for a particular fat ass,
• 2:01:25
  yeah, particular portion of East Libs.
• 2:01:29
  Hmm. Yeah, I'm the bad.
• 2:01:32
  I'm the bad guy. And the bad game.
• 2:01:38
  Isn't that how that song goes? That's stupid, bitch.
• 2:01:43
  Ohh yeah but Oh yeah but no idea what I don't either.
• 2:01:48
  I'm literally just I feel like Roman shit at the wall.
• 2:01:53
  I feel like I'm not fucking drunk enough in the new he's
• 2:01:56
  he's trying to reference a Taylor Swift song.
• 2:01:59
  I think he did it. No no, I think it's actually a.
• 2:02:05
  That's stupid ugly bitch. What's her name?
• 2:02:09
  Billie Eilish Ailish Billie Eilish ohh.
• 2:02:13
  Bad guy oh oh, that stupid ugly bitch.
• 2:02:17
  I'm a bad girl. Ohh banner banner or something
• 2:02:26
  yeah so actually thought he was going to do the news and man did
• 2:02:30
  that. Did that get blown out of the
• 2:02:33
  water boy oh boy, Sam look you invite.
• 2:02:39
  Multiple retards on you invite one retard on the stream.
• 2:02:45
  And you've had three years of just nonsense.
• 2:02:50
  You invited 3 on tonight and I might have.
• 2:02:52
  I'm gonna be honest with you, it's the most fun I've had in a
• 2:02:56
  long time. On your show.
• 2:02:57
  I I I I completely yeah and I I wanted.
• 2:03:03
  I wouldn't say the activist retarded but he's fucking
• 2:03:06
  retarded. Shut up don't do not give him
• 2:03:08
  any credit. Do not give him any credit, it
• 2:03:13
  will just spiral into, you know something you don't just rate
• 2:03:18
  him be. Rate him, tell him.
• 2:03:22
  Tell him he's bad at what he's tell him he's bad Sam.
• 2:03:24
  Tell him he's bad at what he does.
• 2:03:26
  Just activate you suck, you're stupid.
• 2:03:30
  Still weird, so there is. Yeah, I'm not OK.
• 2:03:33
  I'm very much not but OK. OK, see look, we're already.
• 2:03:38
  We're already hitting a nerve Sam keep going.
• 2:03:42
  Very good, very good. Discussion.
• 2:03:47
  About now. I'm here.
• 2:03:52
  Hello. Fucking, I don't know what's
• 2:03:55
  going on with this. Fucking audio is.
• 2:04:00
  I don't think dude, this is such a good show show.
• 2:04:05
  Echo. Damn, it's not echoing the way I
• 2:04:10
  wanted it. OK Ohh there we go.
• 2:04:12
  You're good now. No echo, I'll just mute myself
• 2:04:16
  when I'm not talking and maybe that'll make it bearable.
• 2:04:18
  No, you're good no, I think you're good now man.
• 2:04:22
  Am I good? Yeah, yeah.
• 2:04:26
  I think so. I think so.
• 2:04:28
  OK, never mind, never mind you're not.
• 2:04:32
  Why, well, I well? So Jim has the smokers laugh and
• 2:04:36
  then like about has the animal laugh I go Oh my God.
• 2:04:42
  Why? Uh, dude Acura you are so deep
• 2:04:47
  man. I don't know.
• 2:04:50
  It's over now man. It's over man Oh my God.
• 2:04:56
  Hasn't left this hard since it was a little girl.
• 2:04:59
  Ohh shots fired. No, but they about to ohh shit
• 2:05:07
  dude if you despop I shit bullets motherfuckers I will
• 2:05:11
  quit Sam's discord I will fucking quit Twitter if you
• 2:05:15
  desktop right now I'll fuck it. I will leave all social media
• 2:05:21
  it's all yours man I'm I'm gone I'm out.
• 2:05:28
  Dude Oh my God, you better wear where it's not a gun.
• 2:05:33
  It's a telescopic camera tripod. Hope you're gone.
• 2:05:37
  No, it's a gun and I hope that was you clearing the Chamber.
• 2:05:40
  That was me. Yeah, that was.
• 2:05:41
  Yeah of course. Now I have to clear Chamber
• 2:05:47
  reset hammer. And then I'm good.
• 2:05:51
  Just don't just don't fire gun off accidentally on 3.
• 2:05:56
  Ohh figure finger finger finger that's right.
• 2:05:59
  Gun safety. Make sure you fire it off on
• 2:06:01
  purpose. Preferably that somebody's
• 2:06:04
  desktop. Yeah.
• 2:06:09
  I have never in all of my years of handling firearms.
• 2:06:14
  I've never had a negligent discharge, you know, I you know,
• 2:06:17
  I actually, I actually, your dad did.
• 2:06:24
  Yeah fucking. Ohh ohh damn.
• 2:06:32
  Aspace living up to his name, his mother fucker.
• 2:06:36
  It's still literally mute himself to prevent an echo.
• 2:06:40
  Still blocking the middle without missing.
• 2:06:45
  Well, I'm just saying nobody had to ask me what my fucking name
• 2:06:48
  meant. Bro he has got you there.
• 2:06:56
  Lucky he has. He has got you there my friend.
• 2:07:00
  So chat. How's chat doing Sam?
• 2:07:07
  Just doing well, it's it's cat seems to be big fans of
• 2:07:12
  wrestling fans with guns. Window and sauce, then.
• 2:07:18
  I mean, I'm not a current fan if that makes it any better, but I
• 2:07:22
  will tell you right now. Right now it's the weekend
• 2:07:25
  college guys, I swear. I will tell you right now that
• 2:07:30
  wrestling fans that own guns are just future suicide where Ben
• 2:07:36
  was waiting to happen. That's what we are.
• 2:07:38
  Yeah, future future suicide victims, that's all.
• 2:07:45
  And why, why and why would they be seeking suicide victims?
• 2:07:48
  I, that's what I want to hear. What drives them to that?
• 2:07:52
  I don't know, man. I'm just saying things, I'm just
• 2:07:54
  saying words that like no if you're gonna make a joke you got
• 2:07:58
  come on now I'm not gonna let you off that easy.
• 2:08:01
  OK well yeah. Chris Benoit you know kill your
• 2:08:05
  family and because wrestling is gay it's for homosexuals.
• 2:08:10
  Acaba doesn't have a family though or or children.
• 2:08:13
  It's for children and or homosexuals.
• 2:08:16
  I know he's challenged me on this before, but I stand firm.
• 2:08:21
  It is not. I know Sammy, it's also for
• 2:08:25
  cripples too. I'll give you that look.
• 2:08:28
  Akaba wrestling fans don't have to kill themselves.
• 2:08:31
  Just go have a big fat sweaty man lay on top of you for half
• 2:08:33
  an hour with nothing getting accomplished.
• 2:08:36
  Yeah. Or you could go join the UFC and
• 2:08:38
  have a fat sweaty man lay on top of you.
• 2:08:41
  While you get punched in the face, it's ma'am.
• 2:08:44
  Hello, it's it's ma'am. All over the place we are all
• 2:08:51
  over the place. Welcome to the Whitfield report.
• 2:08:55
  I'm not even. I don't know how many times I
• 2:08:57
  have to say it, but as long as I'm here it is going to be.
• 2:09:02
  Nonsense. I'm studying the rock sober too.
• 2:09:07
  That's your fucking scare you. I'm I'm looking at Sam
• 2:09:12
  Whitfield, written twice right next to each other.
• 2:09:15
  On this little screen here, so I'm drunk as shit.
• 2:09:18
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see, like Nick Fuentes and having a twin
• 2:09:22
  that looks more manly than him. Oh yeah, female twin.
• 2:09:26
  That looks more more like a man than me.
• 2:09:28
  That would be dope. Would beat this, you look well I
• 2:09:32
  would I would I would I would be have I would be happy to have a
• 2:09:37
  twin sister that looked more sexy than me.
• 2:09:41
  He pitched Emma. I'm reading your Pornhub search
• 2:09:44
  terms and mommy incest what? Yeah.
• 2:09:52
  Yeah, you you you you you forgot what you forgot redhead ohh wait
• 2:09:58
  that that's mine. Ohh no.
• 2:10:03
  Sammy, you do not. You do not have bread Bobby in
• 2:10:06
  for sure after you found them into the wall enough times.
• 2:10:10
  After I punched them like 6 times, yeah their face, their
• 2:10:14
  head turns a little bit red. My favorite sexual position is
• 2:10:18
  the JFK explode all over in the back of the car and she
• 2:10:21
  frantically tries to get away. Ah.
• 2:10:34
  Wow. Either that or did the did the
• 2:10:39
  magician fucker in front of a window and they'd be like hang
• 2:10:42
  out. I gotta go to the bathroom and
• 2:10:43
  then go and have your friend start fucking her and then knock
• 2:10:46
  on the window when they get hot and heavy.
• 2:10:54
  Dude, you're pulling these out of like some fucking.
• 2:10:58
  Never mind. OK, OK, do you like Disney?
• 2:11:02
  You could always do the Simba fucker from behind to catch some
• 2:11:05
  of your road and then when she turns around act like you're
• 2:11:07
  gonna lovingly kiss her. And then when she closed her
• 2:11:09
  eyes you come in for it. Take your thumb and just really
• 2:11:12
  see it on her forehead and go Simba.
• 2:11:16
  Or, you know, you could get that far and then just just punch her
• 2:11:21
  in the face like five or six times and then pull the view.
• 2:11:29
  Put both of your hands around her neck like put touch your
• 2:11:32
  thumbs together around her Adams Apple and just like squeeze
• 2:11:36
  really hard while you say things like I fucking love you, you're
• 2:11:42
  so beautiful you're amazing. Stop it man.
• 2:11:46
  My thoughts are stiff enough as is.
• 2:11:49
  Yeah man, you squeeze really hard.
• 2:11:51
  You gotta squeeze real hard. You're from Texas.
• 2:11:56
  You'll appreciate this one. You can always ride the rodeo
• 2:11:59
  you fuck her from behind really hard and then right before she
• 2:12:02
  comes, you go up to her ear and whisper your sister.
• 2:12:04
  Does it better fuck? Yes, and then you then you kick
• 2:12:11
  her in the back of the head. That's true, what the fuck?
• 2:12:18
  Brows look it's only gonna get worse.
• 2:12:23
  I I I I want people to know that when I invited Genie, I do this
• 2:12:28
  the same I do this the same every week.
• 2:12:30
  I'm sorry fellas and chat but I'm just trying to bully him
• 2:12:35
  into. Just ending this show because I
• 2:12:38
  wanna go to bed. Hey, if you want if you want and
• 2:12:45
  if you want in the show. I'm not if you if you wanna go
• 2:12:47
  I'm not keeping you here no look bro but I'm but I'm the Co host.
• 2:12:53
  Hey I want to address somebody in chat.
• 2:12:55
  They're saying that's where peeky.
• 2:12:57
  No, that's not a rafiki, but you know, good point.
• 2:13:00
  My favorite part of The Lion King is where Nicki Minaj holds
• 2:13:02
  them up for all the other animals to see.
• 2:13:07
  What? I.
• 2:13:12
  I said waiting yeah say buddy. Hey hey hey genius thing is do
• 2:13:21
  you want to come on and talk about the war in Southern talk
• 2:13:23
  here and there? Sure, a few days.
• 2:13:28
  Sam, your mistake was bringing me here bro.
• 2:13:32
  That's that's it. You know it.
• 2:13:35
  You know it well, this is all your fault because you didn't
• 2:13:39
  tell me the proper fucking time zone.
• 2:13:42
  It's all your fault. Yeah, well that that that's true
• 2:13:48
  and now I'll know to calculate backwards.
• 2:13:51
  Hey Gene, you sainis, do you wanna come on a show and and
• 2:13:55
  talk about any number of things without with with my fucking
• 2:14:01
  retarded co-host that will derail any topic we're talking
• 2:14:05
  about because I'm louder and less crippled than the host of
• 2:14:10
  the show. I'm gonna have to press extra
• 2:14:15
  down on a couple of things, but sure I'm in.
• 2:14:19
  Jesus fucking Christ. Sam I love you man.
• 2:14:22
  I'm sorry I love I love you Sam thinking about today's show
• 2:14:26
  expectation talk about Lauren Southern some fun stuff.
• 2:14:30
  Reality, semen smeared on forehead and raped when you
• 2:14:34
  order your podcast guests from bad Dragon things just don't go
• 2:14:39
  right. There are, there are literal
• 2:14:44
  tears rolling down my cheeks, fellas and chat.
• 2:14:46
  Just just so you guys know. Were you or were you on your
• 2:14:52
  house off of off of wish? This is what you get.
• 2:15:01
  I'm gonna tell you like the people that try to out effort
• 2:15:04
  post me on Twitter. You're talking to a literal
• 2:15:08
  talking asshole. The fuck did you expect?
• 2:15:13
  A smart one too at that a smart asshole.
• 2:15:16
  Dangerously absolute absolutely. I I will, I will say this
• 2:15:22
  genius. I love the fact that you
• 2:15:23
  referenced, oh brother, where art thou on on the last stream
• 2:15:28
  that you and I could actually did?
• 2:15:30
  I'm like finally someone else knows that.
• 2:15:33
  That Oh my God movie that made a bunch of money money, I
• 2:15:37
  preferred set a couple of times. I can't remember the reference I
• 2:15:40
  made on that show. I know here recently it might
• 2:15:43
  have been on that show I was talking about my favorite Kiwi
• 2:15:46
  being anonymous with his fucking John Goodman thing and I always
• 2:15:51
  in my. Headcanon, he's actually John
• 2:15:56
  Goodman as his character from a brother.
• 2:16:02
  Yeah, I think the reference I heard you make was the one about
• 2:16:06
  the about the sheriff being wheeled out of the bill.
• 2:16:10
  Oh yeah, rode out unopposed. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 2:16:13
  And that and that's that's going to be Nick Fuentes of.
• 2:16:18
  Eventually, or something or something along those lines.
• 2:16:23
  This is how much effort I put into going on a podcast until
• 2:16:27
  you reminded me that we talked about Nick Windows.
• 2:16:29
  I couldn't even remember what the fuck that show was about.
• 2:16:34
  You're, you're all, you're all good I do.
• 2:16:36
  I do pay attention to. To your stuff.
• 2:16:41
  Some of the time always, I'm sorry.
• 2:16:46
  No, I'm not most most most of the time I'm like, oh like, get
• 2:16:51
  to talk. It's a talking asshole.
• 2:16:54
  Yeah, the avatar makes me laugh. Maximum effort man, that's what
• 2:17:01
  I did. It just reminds me of the South
• 2:17:04
  Park episode. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
• 2:17:09
  Which one? All of them?
• 2:17:13
  No, the the afflecks the. Oh shit, that they they did do
• 2:17:21
  an episode was before that. I should have.
• 2:17:26
  I should have plagiarized that instead of asking McGee for my
• 2:17:29
  PFP. Yeah, like it's literally yeah
• 2:17:34
  they it's. That's like they have they talk
• 2:17:40
  at certain points. I think I must warn you at some
• 2:17:44
  point in the future. I'm going to Commission an
• 2:17:46
  actual PFP art and the person I picked out to do it draws like
• 2:17:51
  fucking body horror shit so this isn't even my final form and I'm
• 2:17:56
  afraid to think of exactly what this motherfucker is going to
• 2:17:59
  come up with when I'm actually commissioned it.
• 2:18:02
  Four days. The very the very same.
• 2:18:06
  I guess that motherfucker. He's going to make me a heavy
• 2:18:08
  metal one at some point. I gotta make sure I have enough
• 2:18:12
  whatever. But German German country Franks
• 2:18:14
  I guess sending a bunch of Franks you're doing 5 star days.
• 2:18:19
  No, I'm just gonna Commission him for some art.
• 2:18:22
  Yeah yeah yeah yeah OK. I was making sure the same guy.
• 2:18:25
  You're talking. He rules.
• 2:18:29
  He does, he does. He absolutely does.
• 2:18:33
  He also told us to treat Acaba like a treasure which.
• 2:18:38
  He did, with inclines, not right all the time.
• 2:18:41
  He's a good artist. He's not right all the time.
• 2:18:45
  Bully the shit out of acuba, but I can't.
• 2:18:47
  I couldn't muster it. So the worst thing that can
• 2:18:51
  happen to you on the Internet is have somebody say, hey, here's
• 2:18:53
  my friend. Be nice to him ohboy little bit,
• 2:18:57
  yeah. Well, look, I think when the
• 2:19:02
  when the teacher tells the whole class alright, nobody pick on
• 2:19:05
  him. It's very mean.
• 2:19:08
  This is Kimmy, he's foreign and has a speech impediment.
• 2:19:13
  Everybody be nice. It's, uh, it's deep, lower maybe
• 2:19:19
  on this show, but that. I am my.
• 2:19:25
  My grandfather was was a Hitler youth uh-huh so you don't sing.
• 2:19:32
  Yeah my mother was born in German so like.
• 2:19:35
  Half of my family is kind of. German, let's say.
• 2:19:43
  Sure. German, Texan and Mexican.
• 2:19:48
  Wow yeah, yeah German they're. German, yeah.
• 2:19:56
  You you tell us about their struggle.
• 2:19:59
  No struggle. My grandfather came here quite
• 2:20:04
  easily and had a quite a good life.
• 2:20:09
  You know, no. No, I know that you're German.
• 2:20:11
  I can actually talk to you about this.
• 2:20:13
  I got a bone to pick with you. My great grandpa died in Germany
• 2:20:17
  during World War Two at a fucking concentration camp and
• 2:20:20
  he never got his pension that motherfucker fell out of a guard
• 2:20:23
  tower for your God damn country. And y'all didn't pay grandma his
• 2:20:27
  pension. Damn it well look man, I can't
• 2:20:31
  answer for the crimes of my my ancestors, but I can't say that
• 2:20:35
  a lot of them were pretty based. Yeah, but my but my grandfather
• 2:20:47
  was on the side actually won the fucking war.
• 2:20:50
  So and probably tortured a few of your grandfather's friends.
• 2:20:56
  Yeah yeah yeah yeah you were on the side of the war.
• 2:21:01
  Think side orchestrated, and then pretended to be subjugated
• 2:21:07
  in. I'm not gonna we're not gonna go
• 2:21:09
  into it. My great Jewish uncle committed
• 2:21:14
  suicide by huffing gas. How do we derail off of apex
• 2:21:21
  talking about bullying me? How do we go from bullying to
• 2:21:25
  this bro? Look, look, I'm I'm.
• 2:21:28
  I'm just gonna tell you guys this is how every show with me
• 2:21:31
  goes like literally every show is we end up with Jews or we end
• 2:21:37
  up saying the N word or. Or something he he was being
• 2:21:45
  polite when he was on the good. The bad.
• 2:21:49
  Yeah shit. Very polite, yes.
• 2:21:56
  See, This is why in Ralph and Ralph Head Canon, this episode
• 2:22:01
  is exactly what he envisions. His show is, except we have
• 2:22:05
  twice reviewers and me and apex actual absolutely make the
• 2:22:09
  fucking show. Yeah you yeah you you guys are.
• 2:22:16
  You guys are actually helping make cons on on it.
• 2:22:20
  Well, to be fair Gator Gator was a good host too, but Gator held
• 2:22:24
  up the show pretty much. Just wait.
• 2:22:30
  It's Gator, Gator. You're looking.
• 2:22:37
  Just wait till me and apex start selling hats.
• 2:22:40
  People are gonna know what the fuck to do.
• 2:22:43
  Yeah, we'll we'll sell hats with your crippled ass fucking hand
• 2:22:47
  like, well, like with like your hand up in like a 10 gallon
• 2:22:50
  cowboy hats with three wheelchairs and a cripple like
• 2:22:54
  an incredibly unforgiving screenshot of you on stream Sam
• 2:22:59
  with like you looking like super crippled with like both of your
• 2:23:03
  hands up you know what I'm saying?
• 2:23:07
  That surprise, look on your face.
• 2:23:09
  Kind of like that video. We don't talk about where you
• 2:23:11
  tried anal. Yeah, that one.
• 2:23:13
  And then we'll also, we'll put. We'll put what for?
• 2:23:18
  We'll put four out of five stars in the background behind you.
• 2:23:24
  So we have seen the bad Dragon schematic here too.
• 2:23:28
  Just to make a good business decision.
• 2:23:34
  Akiba Akiba, you're right buddy. I learned it started with the in
• 2:23:42
  the tweeters like well bring back hockey was gaming new
• 2:23:46
  segment. Now we're on semen on forehead,
• 2:23:49
  ray it starts not it. It starts morphing.
• 2:23:54
  I don't know why I don't even know why Equifax is here but I
• 2:23:57
  try. I'm just kidding.
• 2:24:00
  Hey, it's a it's the apex keeps I I know exactly what you're
• 2:24:05
  doing apex you keep shut up you don't know shit.
• 2:24:09
  Hold up, hold up apex. Go ahead, go ahead.
• 2:24:12
  Thank you, I know what you're trying to do.
• 2:24:14
  You're trying to subsidize the church so all fire you and that
• 2:24:18
  way and that way you can go kill yourself, but but you don't.
• 2:24:23
  You don't understand. You don't understand I, I can't
• 2:24:27
  let you go, you you are. Your base, your base.
• 2:24:32
  If you start Rick rolling him right now, the show will be
• 2:24:35
  imaginary. Never gonna give you up.
• 2:24:39
  Never gonna let you down. Yep, go ahead Sammy I was going
• 2:24:44
  to make a reference to misri. But that how that works even
• 2:24:50
  better. Dude, it's like you don't pay me
• 2:24:54
  the big bucks. The fact that you didn't have
• 2:24:57
  the rickroll queued up. Just now.
• 2:25:04
  Just. Yeah, speaks to why you need
• 2:25:08
  retards like us like the lower half of this chat.
• 2:25:14
  Genius and I yeah, we're the retard.
• 2:25:16
  Yeah, because I because I don't. I don't wanna ask cab or
• 2:25:19
  whatever this stupid music thing is to come to come out after me
• 2:25:25
  not look I'm here. I'm here to finger paint and
• 2:25:29
  fuck bitches and I'm all out of poop.
• 2:25:35
  Yeah. That was pretty solid.
• 2:25:41
  I'm not going to lie. That was good.
• 2:25:48
  Wow, I know wow I am on a different plane of existence,
• 2:25:54
  but I don't have the right fucking chemicals for it.
• 2:25:57
  This is weird. Acuba, welcome to the Westfield
• 2:26:01
  report for as long as I'm here. This is what you got, man.
• 2:26:08
  I wasn't informed I should bring my own hard drugs to these
• 2:26:13
  sessions, but I think that's what it's gonna see.
• 2:26:18
  Talk about making mental notes before put.
• 2:26:20
  Send resume, do research. If, like I put in a recipe.
• 2:26:28
  You did you to be. To be fair, Acaba.
• 2:26:33
  I only thought there would be one one of them I was not
• 2:26:36
  expecting there to be 2 affective.
• 2:26:39
  No hold on to be fair to acuba you did not accurately describe
• 2:26:43
  how fucking retarded and dumb that the one for sure cohost.
• 2:26:50
  That would be here. Me is, you did not.
• 2:26:56
  I mean, look, he's been overwhelmed with this.
• 2:26:59
  Entire time. You know it's not his fault,
• 2:27:02
  it's your fault. Sam, you cripple piece of shit.
• 2:27:09
  I'm grabbing my pitchfork right now.
• 2:27:10
  You have burned the pumpkin cripple.
• 2:27:12
  Let's go man, if he could look, just don't let him get close to
• 2:27:17
  you because he's got wheel blades.
• 2:27:18
  I I will try. My pitchfork is 8 foot long.
• 2:27:22
  I will I will. I will dismember you apex with
• 2:27:26
  the with the tentacle. Because they come out of the
• 2:27:31
  wheelchair Sam look, I'm getting moist.
• 2:27:37
  And. Take it out.
• 2:27:43
  Anime nerd bitch fucking. AWP motherfucker king listen.
• 2:27:51
  One of these days I'm gonna end this stream in apex is going to
• 2:27:55
  commit seppuku. Girl, yeah, I'm gonna fucking
• 2:27:58
  kill myself and it won't even be on camera.
• 2:28:03
  Camera, pork cripple man won't be able to monetize the suicide,
• 2:28:07
  but it will be a separate fuse. Apex Gamma has too much self
• 2:28:10
  respect and dive. Respectfully look, I would like
• 2:28:14
  to say that I have enough expectation out of Sammy that he
• 2:28:18
  could get two years worth of content and donations out of my
• 2:28:23
  suicide, but he wouldn't because he's fucking crippled and he's
• 2:28:28
  also retarded. He would be like he would be
• 2:28:32
  like no don't donate. I you know I I love the guy very
• 2:28:37
  much. He was awesome.
• 2:28:38
  He was very mad when you finally die from fetal alcohol syndrome,
• 2:28:42
  he's gonna have to hire Gator on the soundboard.
• 2:28:44
  Your ass back in for another three years until we can take
• 2:28:47
  the training wheels off. Bro there, there's legit 3 1/2
• 2:28:52
  years worth of me saying every almost every word you can think
• 2:28:57
  of. Just grab it all, throw it into
• 2:28:59
  an AI. Yeah, I could do a kill kill all
• 2:29:04
  Pitos does but just make a robot gamma hey holy shit, apex game
• 2:29:10
  is dead. Let's fucking robot the shit out
• 2:29:12
  of him. Let's let's throw him into the
• 2:29:14
  stream now that he's dead, let's do it.
• 2:29:19
  That's a weird explanation for shoving a bug zapper assassin
• 2:29:23
  coming in a day. Look, I hope Sammy does that.
• 2:29:27
  Honestly. Effects over here.
• 2:29:32
  Right, why? Why do I have to wait till I die
• 2:29:35
  for this? Here I don't think the bug
• 2:29:36
  zapper right now. I.
• 2:29:43
  Oh my God. Oh my God, yeah, well we're
• 2:29:46
  playing we're playing this this is like come town times of 1000
• 2:29:53
  and to think I prepared 6 news stories.
• 2:29:58
  So anyway, are we singing Happy Birthday or rare branch?
• 2:30:00
  It was unclear in the e-mail. Ohh anyway, I think it's time to
• 2:30:09
  fucking kill this show though to be honest with you, I have to
• 2:30:13
  be. I think we're at that point a
• 2:30:16
  little bit. Yeah yeah, I think it might be
• 2:30:19
  time to go the shot. I was gonna suggest we we go
• 2:30:23
  through the rest of aquas news stories.
• 2:30:27
  I survived, yeah yeah where are they gonna let akama you have 30
• 2:30:32
  seconds? Go fuck.
• 2:30:34
  OK shit, Konami is preparing to relist the list of Metal Gear
• 2:30:38
  titles two and three coming back, yo, let's fucking go.
• 2:30:41
  Lollipop chainsaws. Announcers say we're not gonna
• 2:30:43
  fucking alter shit. It's gonna be a weird teenage
• 2:30:45
  fucking zombie killing high schooler fucking bayonet of
• 2:30:50
  three launches October 28th. FF7 remake says they use some
• 2:30:54
  shit's happening. They're all connected and then
• 2:30:56
  Kojima's. OK, if you say that we killed
• 2:30:59
  the former Prime Minister, we're going to sue you.
• 2:31:03
  Wait, hold on something wrong by wrapping Mao.
• 2:31:10
  Was that was that not Kojima that just got assassinated by
• 2:31:13
  somebody no no that was former Prime Minister Abe, but some
• 2:31:19
  people had done ohh some people did.
• 2:31:22
  Yeah some people pulled the Sam Hyde with Kojima and said here's
• 2:31:27
  the killer right here and then they made fake like all point
• 2:31:31
  arrow pointing to it and then councilman's face was like oh
• 2:31:33
  could you killed my friend? There, that assassination played
• 2:31:38
  out like something like fucking Metal Gear Solid.
• 2:31:41
  Way to kill the hold on hold on, wait to kill the joke Occupa.
• 2:31:45
  Thank you very much for that what joke I was never mind you
• 2:31:50
  explained it. It doesn't matter.
• 2:31:52
  It doesn't matter like I know, everybody seen the footage of
• 2:31:56
  the actual shot going off, but has anybody seen the forehead
• 2:31:59
  leak where you can see the guy crawled up in a cardboard box
• 2:32:03
  right right before that? I I I had some hentai mags on
• 2:32:11
  the ground to distract security and then he passed out.
• 2:32:13
  He's like it was me, Austin. And then he misses the first
• 2:32:17
  shot and then it takes like fucking whip fucking seconds.
• 2:32:22
  To load the next go the next one.
• 2:32:25
  Ohk me dude. Yeah so.
• 2:32:31
  Rest in peace of her day, Okajima.
• 2:32:34
  Prime Minister of Japan. I wanna pull chat OK we all know
• 2:32:42
  the Asians have squinty eyes, so here's the question I have for
• 2:32:46
  you. Missed the first shot.
• 2:32:47
  Hit second shot. Which shot were his eyes closed
• 2:32:50
  on? The the second shot.
• 2:32:56
  God damn you played this before. Yeah yeah you've played eyes
• 2:33:01
  closed to open before, huh? With the agents, yeah.
• 2:33:06
  It was like just the other day Akiba was telling me about this
• 2:33:08
  game. He really liked to play.
• 2:33:09
  It's where you go in the bathroom and he shoved that
• 2:33:11
  thing up your ass. What is it?
• 2:33:14
  Unplugged the toilets with it. Fuck what is that called?
• 2:33:18
  Gonna blank? Is it so you played that before
• 2:33:22
  too? Yeah plunger yeah, I've heard of
• 2:33:25
  it. Yeah, Akipa told Sam about it.
• 2:33:28
  Sam told me about it. My ohh Mario hell yeah dude.
• 2:33:41
  What? I was yeah dude, this is the
• 2:33:49
  best show that's ever been on the Internet.
• 2:33:50
  I'm just gonna say that right now.
• 2:33:56
  No, I I think I think we have successfully broken in the new
• 2:34:00
  car house. Yeah, I think you're right about
• 2:34:04
  that. You wanna send it to me right?
• 2:34:07
  Gonna keep going is gonna be right in Vickers somebody emails
• 2:34:10
  tonight please please bring it back.
• 2:34:17
  I won't escape to get bots again, I swear just fucking let
• 2:34:20
  me come back OHS this shit about pee breaks anymore.
• 2:34:25
  I'll pay for you. I'm pretty sure they talked
• 2:34:29
  about raping and shit like I don't what the fuck's going on
• 2:34:32
  over there. The Group of Chill fucking
• 2:34:33
  German. Sydney, but one A1 sentence SOS.
• 2:34:39
  I need an adult. I'm pretty sure somebody said
• 2:34:42
  the Nazis were right. No, we said they were right.
• 2:34:50
  Did it right right? No, they didn't Rob Zombie.
• 2:34:54
  No, we said the Nazis were right.
• 2:34:58
  With the REI, did you write that Akiba?
• 2:35:04
  How do you? How do you arrive?
• 2:35:06
  How do you rack being the new cohost tacky bus?
• 2:35:11
  Something wrong? Who back?
• 2:35:14
  Who wrapping now is there? Is there something wrong I could
• 2:35:19
  do? You do?
• 2:35:20
  You do don't ever doctor Mr Roboto.
• 2:35:24
  Fuck catching guy Toyota. Despite being the new cohost of
• 2:35:29
  the White Board, no Habla Espanol.
• 2:35:35
  No, no, no. That's too low.
• 2:35:40
  No, you you're you're you guys are triggering my PTSD.
• 2:35:43
  My Mexican girlfriend we gotta end this show right now.
• 2:35:48
  Here at the background pedal. No, you should be should be
• 2:35:54
  kicking the fucking monitor. Fucking puto maricon pendejo.
• 2:36:00
  OK. She's about to play smash the
• 2:36:04
  gringo. She speaks terrible Spanglish.
• 2:36:07
  She's bad at English. She's bad at Spanish, so it's.
• 2:36:12
  It's just bad bad English bad Spanish bad at cooking.
• 2:36:16
  Well, I guess we figured out what the fuck she's good at.
• 2:36:21
  Uh, see. What akaba akaba?
• 2:36:29
  That means yes. Listen, listen, I love it.
• 2:36:40
  I love this show. Well listen Acava might replace
• 2:36:43
  Apex just for the simple reason apex is Mexican girlfriend might
• 2:36:48
  play pinata with his brains and tonight.
• 2:36:53
  She might literally literally kill me.
• 2:36:56
  She might, if she, if she, Latin, or is she Latin X this is
• 2:37:00
  an important question. That's a slur fuck off.
• 2:37:03
  She's never even. I actually showed her some
• 2:37:06
  memes. She's never even heard of the
• 2:37:08
  term Latinx. She's like she's a real Mexican.
• 2:37:12
  Why would people be mad about that?
• 2:37:14
  I'm like, well, yeah, no shit. Don't have don't have gender in
• 2:37:19
  your language language that has gendered language exactly.
• 2:37:23
  Exactly why is everybody sharing their Pornhub search terms?
• 2:37:29
  Oh my don't they know they're 2 inches short.
• 2:37:35
  Ohh fuck sake I what is it with you with the Pornhub?
• 2:37:41
  That's just fucking time I've been dunking on America first
• 2:37:45
  people for a long time. OK OK no I see I got you I got
• 2:37:49
  you. I caramba you gotta speak, you
• 2:37:54
  gotta speak Spanish. Pornhub search terms.
• 2:37:56
  That's the only thing they fucking understand and it
• 2:37:58
  normally has the word feed in it which I haven't looked at how to
• 2:38:01
  say that in Spanish, but when I do, oh boy, I'm going to be in
• 2:38:04
  the professional asshole. Waiting.
• 2:38:09
  Wait wait, wait, genius. Here's what.
• 2:38:14
  Here's what fascinates me. So they they like they like
• 2:38:16
  Spanish porn instead of Japanese waifu porn.
• 2:38:23
  I'll wait, I'll wait, that's the that's the rest of the white
• 2:38:27
  nationalist out there. No white nationalists prefer the
• 2:38:31
  term Ebony I believe colonize cold burning.
• 2:38:36
  Black that's Ethan Ralph's favorite one.
• 2:38:39
  He really likes that one. Look, I'm pretty racist and I've
• 2:38:44
  been banging a Mexican. No, I don't give yourself such a
• 2:38:48
  hard time fella. Mexican nationalist I like a
• 2:38:53
  Mexican born in Mexico for for some years.
• 2:38:57
  I I think the memes. The memes do line up actually.
• 2:39:01
  Like the most racist of us are are dating.
• 2:39:04
  You know, since I yeah, because we're laughing at it all since I
• 2:39:09
  have the opportunity and relevancy to say this.
• 2:39:12
  Speaking of Black and Ethan Ralph, has anybody else seen
• 2:39:17
  where he got blacked by an old friend of pantsuits?
• 2:39:20
  Buy a cease and desist. I mean, I only saw J.
• 2:39:27
  Caesar, he's been a whimpering over that one, I believe.
• 2:39:32
  Yeah, yes ash he does. I've little.
• 2:39:36
  My ash and the chat goes so apex bikes, breakfast tacos.
• 2:39:40
  Uh yeah, thank you ash. Yes, I've heard of it.
• 2:39:43
  I've been making and fish tacos with the pH is off.
• 2:39:48
  That's right now, most of the time it's it's warm, soft, you
• 2:39:53
  know, fluffy, I know. I'm saying you stick your Dick
• 2:39:56
  in the fucking egg tortilla. Yeah yeah.
• 2:39:59
  Not like a modern broad Pachi man.
• 2:40:01
  That's like sand. We don't like sand, it's rough
• 2:40:05
  and coarse. Put some scrambled eggs in a
• 2:40:10
  torch, a nice warm tortilla. Stick your Dick in there.
• 2:40:15
  Make sure you Scrabble and other odds you get a chicken, yeah.
• 2:40:19
  You got to, you got to scribble them first.
• 2:40:21
  For sure, you might get remember kids on the belly, not in the
• 2:40:26
  belly. You might get a mic, you might
• 2:40:30
  get a mint condition chicken, Yep.
• 2:40:34
  Ohh shit Sammy can you please kill this fucking show for God's
• 2:40:39
  sake I need to go to sleep. Yeah, this show was like that
• 2:40:45
  spy head and the Team Fortress 2 video kill me maybe later.
• 2:40:52
  And look normal. Look normally it's just me and
• 2:40:55
  Sammy and I can just bully the shit out of his ass and let me
• 2:40:58
  fucking bully you. Now.
• 2:41:00
  Sam, this is gunpoint for God's sake.
• 2:41:06
  Kill this thing alright so thank you for well.
• 2:41:10
  I love you. I love you guys.
• 2:41:11
  I Sammy though I love you and I love you acuba and I love you
• 2:41:16
  genius and I love you. Chat, chat most of all you're
• 2:41:19
  the best Sam. I think this is only show where
• 2:41:24
  Kat didn't win. Same time acava same time next
• 2:41:29
  week, that's right, bitch. Alright, and with that I well
• 2:41:35
  our code has managed to survive, so I think that deserves a round
• 2:41:40
  of applause or something. What are you trying to clap my
• 2:41:45
  cheeks? Why you gotta make everything so
• 2:41:51
  fucking dirty? But because that's the way you
• 2:41:55
  like it you fucking pervert. He's right there.
• 2:41:59
  Go ahead Sam, go ahead Sam, and he's out of line.
• 2:42:03
  But he's not wrong. Well, the better we'll be back
• 2:42:06
  next week. I don't think we came to any
• 2:42:08
  conclusion that Lauren Southern, but who cares?
• 2:42:11
  We didn't come to a conclusion about any fucking thing at all,
• 2:42:15
  but it was fun. Rape, not Nazis, not a damn
• 2:42:18
  thing, not a damn thing, but it was fun.
• 2:42:21
  No, we concluded she would definitely Canadian.
• 2:42:24
  Yeah, yeah. Well I can also confirm she's
• 2:42:27
  she's probably a dumb bitch. Something well, I don't think
• 2:42:32
  any of us came to the conclusions on her either.
• 2:42:36
  But, uh, well, I just did dude. She runs too fast.
• 2:42:44
  Uh, that that's true anyway, goodnight folks.
• 2:42:48
  We'll see you next week. I guess I love you.
• 2:42:51
  Chad. Bye chat.
• 2:42:54
  So long chat so long, podcast audience and podcast audience.
• 2:43:00
  Bye for now. Thanks for listening to the
• 2:43:05
  Whitfield report on the NGC network.
• 2:43:08
  Please visit Sam's website at www.thesamwhitfield.com and
• 2:43:15
  support Sam on patreon@patreon.com/whitfield
• 2:43:20
  report until next time. God bless God.
• 2:43:24
  Save this great nation and God's freedom legacy in that order.
• 2:43:30
  Sam is definitely not.