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DLHS Hour 2 | What Had Happened was Friday · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: Wednesday, what had happened was a new study has found
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  Speaker 1: that men perceive women as more attractive when they wear
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  Speaker 1: less makeup.
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  Speaker 2: Now, that's not for everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Now, some of y'all.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just say this.
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  Speaker 1: If you look in the mirror and you think a
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  Speaker 1: dude broke in your house, slather that shit on. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just telling you.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: As when they wear less makeup. So why do you
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  Speaker 1: think heavy makeup is so popular? That was a question
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  Speaker 1: we posted.
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  Speaker 4: You said... I have two things about the makeup situation.
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  Speaker 5: It's two things I don't want to be without makeup.
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  Speaker 4: It's married or buried.
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  Speaker 2: It's not about insecurity.
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  Speaker 5: It's about upkeep.
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  Speaker 4: If you're going to work, I understand.
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  Speaker 6: If you're going to the gym, I totally understand.
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  Speaker 4: You know, no makeup.
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  Speaker 6: You're going somewhere, going out about running to Walmart, no makeup.
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  Speaker 6: But say that you're in front of people and you
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  Speaker 6: want to give a first impression, right? You're telling me
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  Speaker 6: that you're going to get all dressed up. You're going
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  Speaker 6: to put on that little red dress and go give
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  Speaker 6: your speech. People are not going to be looking at
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  Speaker 6: that Birkin bag that you got or that red dress.
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  Speaker 6: They're going to be looking at your face and they're
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  Speaker 6: going to be like, why doesn't it match? You can
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  Speaker 6: sit behind that mic and hide your face and say, oh,
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  Speaker 6: it's insecurity.
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  Speaker 5: But it's not insecurity. It's about upkeep.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, first of all, I got to compliment DL and
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  Speaker 7: the entire crew. You guys are amazing, especially when we
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  Speaker 7: got so much madness going on in the media today.
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  Speaker 7: But with respect to women and the, I guess what
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  Speaker 7: we'll call somewhat excessive wearing of makeup, it doesn't do
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  Speaker 7: anything for me. I prefer someone natural. But obviously there
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  Speaker 7: must be some men out there. Obviously there are some
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  Speaker 7: men out there that that's appealing to, I guess, to
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  Speaker 7: some extent. The question is why the women are doing it.
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  Speaker 7: And I think one of the ladies addressed that when
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  Speaker 7: she said that they feel that they're in competition. And
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  Speaker 7: then some women don't have the type of eyelines or
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  Speaker 7: eyebrows or what have you that they would like to have.
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  Speaker 7: So maybe it does have something to do with their confidence.
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  Speaker 7: But when it's excessive, I don't see how that's complimentary.
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  Speaker 7: But I'm a man, so what do I know?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so.
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  Speaker 8: When I was younger, I never wore makeup. So I
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  Speaker 8: was walking in the mall one day, and this lady
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  Speaker 8: asked me to, you know, let me make up your face.
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  Speaker 8: So I let her make up my face, and I
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  Speaker 8: asked my best friend. I said, well, can you tell
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  Speaker 8: the difference? She was like, I can't tell the difference
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  Speaker 8: from the makeup on your regular skin. So anyway, I
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  Speaker 8: started wearing makeup at a young age. And then as
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  Speaker 8: I got older, I don't know if the makeup messed
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  Speaker 8: up my face or if I wasn't applying it right
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  Speaker 8: because they say you're supposed to wash your face. And
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  Speaker 8: then you're supposed to put serum on, moisturizer, and then
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  Speaker 8: the primer and all that stuff. So now that I'm
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  Speaker 8: in my 40s, I'm not going to lie. I won't
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  Speaker 8: walk out the house without makeup on. Like I said,
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  Speaker 8: I don't know if the makeup messed up my face. And,
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  Speaker 8: you know, like they were saying on the show, like
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  Speaker 8: it's a self-confidence thing. If I'm in the house, I
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  Speaker 8: don't need to wear makeup. But when I go outside,
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  Speaker 8: I'm not leaving the house without makeup on my face
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  Speaker 8: because now my face looks different. So I wish I
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  Speaker 8: would have never started wearing makeup. But when I do
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  Speaker 8: a pop of makeup, I put it on light and
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  Speaker 8: I put it on pretty. And I always get compliments
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  Speaker 8: from ladies asking me, hey, what kind of makeup you wear?
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  Speaker 9: Who do your makeup?
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  Speaker 8: And like I said, if I could go back, I would.
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  Speaker 8: But like I said, by me going out and wearing
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  Speaker 8: makeup right now in my life, it is a self-confidence thing.
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  Speaker 8: If I could go back and get my skin back
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  Speaker 8: the brown pretty that it was. I would never end
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  Speaker 8: up wearing makeup unless I'm going out for a dinner
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  Speaker 8: or a Cajun or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: So yesterday, what had happened was we had we talked
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  Speaker 1: about Panama. They have decided to make it illegal for
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  Speaker 1: a woman to lie about paternity and make it a
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  Speaker 1: crime if she does. So you can face two to
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  Speaker 1: five years. Plus an additional fine. Do you think we
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  Speaker 1: need a law like that here?
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  Speaker 2: We had a lot of people weighing in. You said?
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  Speaker 4: I agree with the law. I don't know about jail time.
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  Speaker 4: I think jail time should be the last resort. But
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  Speaker 4: I agree. I think there should be a law. There
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  Speaker 4: should be some type of punishment for a woman to
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  Speaker 4: falsely accuse someone. of having a child and blaming on
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  Speaker 4: a man that she knows that it's not his child.
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  Speaker 4: Because look at the harm that she caused, not only
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  Speaker 4: the financial, but the emotional harm that she caused, not
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  Speaker 4: only to the child, but to the father. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: to go 18 years paying child support and find out
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  Speaker 4: the child is not yours is devastating. I've never been there,
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  Speaker 4: but I can only imagine. I had a couple of
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  Speaker 4: friends who've been there. The punishment should match the lie
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  Speaker 4: that she has told because there should be some consequence,
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  Speaker 4: not to just walk free and say, hey, listen, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 4: but there should be some consequence. I think jail time
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  Speaker 4: should be the last resort. But, yeah, I agree with
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  Speaker 4: the law. I think there should be a law.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think they should incorporate that law. There's so
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  Speaker 6: many tests and so many things out now that you
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  Speaker 6: can pretty much tell who the baby daddy is before
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  Speaker 6: the baby is even born. And another thing, is it
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  Speaker 6: going to be retroactive? You have so many baby mamas
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  Speaker 6: out here that got so many men hemmed up in
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  Speaker 6: the past that.
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  Speaker 5: Went to jail, they had to pay child support.
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  Speaker 6: Even after finding out that the baby is not theirs
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  Speaker 6: after doing the test, because they signed their birth certificate,
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  Speaker 6: they are still held responsible until the age of 18.
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  Speaker 10: So it's going to be retroactive. Yeah, I mean, it's
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  Speaker 10: unfortunate that we even have to go there, but, I mean,
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  Speaker 10: it's definitely necessary because you'll be surprised at how many
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  Speaker 10: kids growing up thinking that somebody is their father that's
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  Speaker 10: not their father, and they deserve to know who their
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  Speaker 10: real father is. And on that same note, you know,
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  Speaker 10: it's messed up that you got a lot of men
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  Speaker 10: that's raising kids that they think is theirs that's not theirs.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 10: It's a shame, but, yeah, I agree with that law.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I actually do like that law. Well, I was
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  Speaker 3: a single parent.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not anymore.
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  Speaker 3: But I had an incident where I was going to
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  Speaker 3: pick up my son from high school, and these two
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  Speaker 3: young ladies were discussing how they were going to entrap
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  Speaker 3: their exes by... Putting a slit in the, what do
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  Speaker 3: you call it, the rubber and resealing it back with
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  Speaker 3: glue in a rubber container and giving it to him.
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  Speaker 3: And bam, she was talking about she was going to
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  Speaker 3: be a manager at this place and then have child
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  Speaker 3: support on him or what have you. And I just
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  Speaker 3: think accountability has gone out the window with.
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  Speaker 6: A lot of people.
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  Speaker 3: I feel that kids, the mother and the supposed father
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  Speaker 3: should be tested before they leave the hospital.
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  Speaker 6: It's only right and it's only fair.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 9: I think they absolutely should draft it because having children,
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  Speaker 9: that's a serious thing. And we can't lie to a woman,
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  Speaker 9: you know, as men about who, if they're the mom
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  Speaker 9: or not. I mean, it's a given that they know
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  Speaker 9: that they're the mom. We don't know if we're the dad.
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  Speaker 9: So I think it's definitely something that should, no man
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  Speaker 9: should have to take care of a child for 18
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  Speaker 9: years unless he absolutely wants to.
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  Speaker 7: So yes, I think you should do it.
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  Speaker 5: I think they should have a similar law because I
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  Speaker 5: think it's very unethical. It's basically devastating to the father,
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  Speaker 5: you know, to be taking care of a child that
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  Speaker 5: is not his. It's one thing if they didn't know, but,
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  Speaker 5: you know, you should have some testing done. I've worked
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  Speaker 5: in labor and delivery, postpartum, and... I would say I
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  Speaker 5: would tell anyone to get their child tested because that
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  Speaker 5: would be very devastating to find that out later in life. But,
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  Speaker 5: you know, they should have laws, and maybe people wouldn't
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  Speaker 5: do it.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time to give a deserving someone the Shoe
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  Speaker 1: Booty of the Week Award.
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  Speaker 2: And now it's time for the Shoe Booty of the
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  Speaker 2: Week Award. Nicki Minaj is a Trinidadian rapper, singer, and songwriter.
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  Speaker 2: Dubbed the queen of rap, she is noted for her
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  Speaker 2: dynamic rap flow, witty lyrics, musical versatility, and alter egos.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I'm really such a lady.
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  Speaker 2: And is credited as a driving force in the mainstream
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  Speaker 2: resurgence of female rap since the 2010s. Guess what?
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  Speaker 5: No one else will ever ask questions again.
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  Speaker 2: So, why is Nicki Minaj this week's recipient of the
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  Speaker 2: Shoe Booty of the Week Award? She's the devil! Republican
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  Speaker 2: Barbie gets the shoe booty because she always picks the
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  Speaker 2: wrong man. Bozos. Let's look at her history. First, it
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  Speaker 2: was Safaree of love and hip-hop fame. A relationship that
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  Speaker 2: ended poorly. It's a scam. Her husband, Kenneth Petty, a
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  Speaker 2: registered sex offender and convicted for first degree rape. He's
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  Speaker 2: climbing in your windows. He's snatching your people up.
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  Speaker 8: So y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife,
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  Speaker 8: and hide your husband.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's Donald Trump. I'm just saying, she definitely has
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  Speaker 2: a type. Don't be rude. Just to prove she rides
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  Speaker 2: for her man, Maga Minaj went on the Laura Ingram
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  Speaker 2: podcast and with 10 toes down and a full chest,
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  Speaker 2: talked about how genuine he is and she doesn't care
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  Speaker 2: what anyone says. Anyone says. Thank you very much. With
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  Speaker 2: that statement, Nikki 47 solidified herself with Lil Wayne, Kanye West,
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  Speaker 2: Kodak Black, and Waka Flocka Flame as hip hop MAGA ambassadors.
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  Speaker 2: Republican voting. Everyone knows why she really supports Mango Mussolini.
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  Speaker 2: Conservative Black Barbie is not an American citizen, and she
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  Speaker 2: will do anything so ICE doesn't show up at her
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  Speaker 2: house with that super bass. Because you'd be in jail.
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  Speaker 2: She knows there are two ways. to get away with
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  Speaker 2: anything in Toddler Trump's America. Give him money or kiss
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  Speaker 2: his prune shooter. And she's doing both.
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  Speaker 1: And guess what they're doing right now?
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  Speaker 2: She's giving money to pay for stay. And she's kissing
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  Speaker 2: his gravy funnel just for insurance. At this point, her
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  Speaker 2: knee pads are worn out just like her career. Nicki
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  Speaker 2: used to be the most famous female rapper in the world.
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  Speaker 1: If they assassinate me and assassinate my character and make
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  Speaker 1: me look crazy or stupid.
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  Speaker 2: Now she's the most infamous. Congratulations. And that's why the
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  Speaker 2: shoe booty of the week award goes to Nicki Minaj.
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  Speaker 2: Now Here's a swift kick in the ass.