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Elon Didn't Tell Me · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Here's something Elon didn't tell me. It's one more thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm strug geddy one more thing.
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  Speaker 2: Tasla is reportedly having trouble selling cyber trucks, partly due
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  Speaker 2: to its slogan cyber truck.
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  Speaker 3: What if Kanye was a car? Has anybody smeared mashed
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  Speaker 3: potatoes on your carriat?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? That reminds me I did not do the playlist
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  Speaker 1: for Kanye.
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  Speaker 3: You get, drive in, you drive out again?
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  Speaker 1: Last what people?
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  Speaker 3: You're moron?
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  Speaker 1: You moron? And then from a distance he goes you idiot?
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  Speaker 3: Could be the clip of the ear. Folks, you sit here, you.
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  Speaker 1: Drive in, you drive out. You have jump cars, you
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  Speaker 1: drive in and you drive out. That's what people do
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  Speaker 1: that they're driveways, You moron, idiot? So I drive. If
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  Speaker 1: Kanye was a car cyberbeast and I got rear ended
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  Speaker 1: the other day, I want to tell that story. I've
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  Speaker 1: had it for two weeks. Oh, it's certainly the shortest
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  Speaker 1: amount of time I've ever had a new vehicle before
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  Speaker 1: it got hit. Anyway, that's the most like visually striking
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  Speaker 1: vehicle ever made. How do you rear end it? Since
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  Speaker 1: Kanye came up? Kanye's got a new album out called
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  Speaker 1: WW three, Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Geez and Brace yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Joe. You can't listen to it anywhere yet, but here's
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  Speaker 1: your track listing. Song one, WW three, Song two, Cosby,
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  Speaker 1: song three, Free Ditty, Oh Wow. So cut number two
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  Speaker 1: is Cosby. Cut number three is Free Diddy. Cut number
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  Speaker 1: four Dirty Magazines, So j come off ever? Number five Bianca.
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  Speaker 1: That's his wife who left him and tried to get
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  Speaker 1: him committed. Number six Virgil let me down. We probably
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  Speaker 1: don't know who Virgil is. Somebody an impersonal beef of
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  Speaker 1: some sort. Number seven, cut number seven, Hey, put on
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  Speaker 1: number seven. I like to listen to that. Hyle Hitler,
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  Speaker 1: number eight Hitler Sorry, what was the name of that song?
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  Speaker 1: Heyle Hitler?
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  Speaker 3: Oh Boy?
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  Speaker 1: Number eight Hitler Yay? And Jesus Number nine Jared I'm
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  Speaker 1: guessing as in Jared Fogel to fit in with Cosby
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  Speaker 1: and Free Diddy, the subway child molester dude.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he just went on a tirade again against
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  Speaker 2: Jared Kushner a couple of years ago, so it might
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  Speaker 2: be that one.
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  Speaker 1: That probably has to do with the Jews also because
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  Speaker 1: Jared's Jew, right, So there you go. That's a new
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  Speaker 1: Kanye West album. So, Kyle Hitler, you say I look
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  Speaker 1: forward to dancing to that at Duck clubs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like easy listening.
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  Speaker 3: Been suggested there are some Nazi overtones to the track.
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  Speaker 3: Hyle Hitler elon Musk waves to the with a straight elbow.
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  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, he's a nazy.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see the other day he was at some
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  Speaker 2: tech thing and he did heart hands and he told
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  Speaker 2: the crowd he was like, I have to watch my
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  Speaker 2: hand gesture.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna stick with this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: because you put out albums that are about rapists, molesters
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  Speaker 1: and Hitler.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, one thing they don't mention enough about Tesla
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  Speaker 1: is how much they cost to repair. Very expensive to fix.
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  Speaker 1: First Tesla I had, remember, I got hit at the
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  Speaker 1: drive through of a Starbucks, got t bone this guy
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  Speaker 1: just I don't know what he was doing, but wow.
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  Speaker 1: And it costs like fifteen thousand dollars to fix the
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  Speaker 1: door in the quarter pint panel or something. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have to pay for it, his insurance did. But it's
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  Speaker 1: really really expensive. And it's very expensive to ensure a
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  Speaker 1: Tesla because they're so expensive to fix, so you pay
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  Speaker 1: on real high premium that absolutely wipes out any savings
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  Speaker 1: you would have in gas. I mean, there's just no
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  Speaker 1: getting around it. So, I mean, if you're doing it
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  Speaker 1: to save money, there's no way it comes out as
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  Speaker 1: a positive because you're using electricity instead of gas, and
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  Speaker 1: then what it costs to insure your car. So I
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  Speaker 1: didn't buy it. I didn't buy it because I cared
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  Speaker 1: about the electricity. I bought it because it's the fastest
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  Speaker 1: car in the world and had a cool stereo.
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  Speaker 3: That was my motive.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, as we speak, my Tesla s Plaid that's
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sell is being fixed by a no paint
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  Speaker 1: dent repair. I don't know if you're familiar with this.
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  Speaker 1: This is if you there's all modern cars. They charge
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  Speaker 1: you so much to get anything fixed, and it's a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a not a bit of a scam. It's
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  Speaker 1: a free and scam. They do everything they can to like, well,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to repaint it, We're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: replace this strip and the logo and all. Why do
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  Speaker 1: you have to do all these things for this dent
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  Speaker 1: down here? Why do you got to replace it? Like everything? Yep,
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  Speaker 1: it is a scam and they charge so much. So
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  Speaker 1: these no paint dent repair places have become really popular,
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  Speaker 1: and they can't make it look perfect, but they can
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  Speaker 1: make it look pretty damn good. And he gets in
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  Speaker 1: there and he's got all these kind of suction devices
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  Speaker 1: to pull dents out, and they get in from the
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  Speaker 1: other side with a rubber mallet and try to hammer
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  Speaker 1: it straight and everything like that. Way way, way, way,
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  Speaker 1: way cheaper and can often get it to pretty hard
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  Speaker 1: to notice anything happened, versus spending you know, six to
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  Speaker 1: fifteen thousand dollars to fix something minor.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a big name California body shop. Tell me,
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  Speaker 3: you know, the dent is here on the quarter panel,
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  Speaker 3: but you got to replace the hood too, be impossible
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  Speaker 3: to blend the paint. And the guy's a really nice
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  Speaker 3: guy and all, and I thought, good god, that's a
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  Speaker 3: lot of money, because Judy and I have always gone
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  Speaker 3: with higher deductibles in lower rates. And then I go
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  Speaker 3: to the other place and they say, oh no, no,
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  Speaker 3: that panel match perfectly. Your car's pretty new. It's not
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  Speaker 3: an issue at all, And they charge me about a third.
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  Speaker 3: With the other ripoff place did again a big name,
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  Speaker 3: and I just think it boils down to most people
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  Speaker 3: have their insurance, yes or somebody else's, and where there
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  Speaker 3: is third party payment, there is fraud and theft, which
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  Speaker 3: includes every dime spent by the government that is exactly true.
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  Speaker 1: And then that whole thing. We've got to replace all
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  Speaker 1: these different things. So that's the one story. It costs
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  Speaker 1: a lot to ensure a tesla. Keep that in mind
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  Speaker 1: if you're going to do it. So I bought the
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  Speaker 1: cyber Beast because I I don't know why I want
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  Speaker 1: to annoy people, or as my son says, I want
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  Speaker 1: people to look at me.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe if you want to annoy people more.
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  Speaker 1: Saturday night, I'm downtown in my college town and on
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  Speaker 1: a big party night and I get rear ended by
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  Speaker 1: a young guy while I'm sitting at a stoplight. Probably
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  Speaker 1: had been drinking. I don't know. But in the modern world,
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  Speaker 1: you don't call the cops when you get vender benders.
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  Speaker 1: At least they tell you not to because they're not
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  Speaker 1: going to come. I mean I have let I found
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  Speaker 1: this out by calling the cops when I was an
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  Speaker 1: a fender bender, and they said, well, exchange information, and
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  Speaker 1: we don't send cops to this sort of thing unless
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  Speaker 1: somebody's hurt, is anybody hurting them, and nobody was hurting
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  Speaker 1: this deal, yes, Joe.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I was just gonna say, they don't send cops
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  Speaker 3: to crimes anymore in California either, So.
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  Speaker 1: Right, But the one advantage of driving something that is
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  Speaker 1: literally bulletproof and weighs seven pounds is it did not
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  Speaker 1: do much damaged by vehicle at all. And his little
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  Speaker 1: BMW the hood was scrunched clear up, folded up like
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  Speaker 1: an accordion on top of the windshield, and the front
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  Speaker 1: end of his car was just devastated from him hitting me.
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  Speaker 1: And he had like six people in the back seat
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  Speaker 1: sitting on each other's laps because it's a party night
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  Speaker 1: in a college.
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  Speaker 3: A human trafficker. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, they're.
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  Speaker 1: Young college people and running around parties, and like four
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  Speaker 1: guys in the front. Anyway, he was very apologetic and
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  Speaker 1: we exchanged all our information and everything.
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  Speaker 2: Like that, and you probably thought he was going to
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  Speaker 2: come face to face with Hitler. He didn't know who
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  Speaker 2: he just hit.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, oh no, I just hit a fascist vehicle.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've run into a Trump supporter. I
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  Speaker 1: think he was mostly horrified that the cops would get
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  Speaker 1: involved because there's probably a decent chance he's had something
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  Speaker 1: to drink.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, that's that's interesting.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't seem any graded at all to me.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, that because that's interesting because I'd always made
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  Speaker 3: various life decisions assuming I mean, for instance, I used
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  Speaker 3: to drive home from the golf club I belonged to
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  Speaker 3: to my house and it was just like a ten
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  Speaker 3: twelve minute drive. But somebody pointed out to me because
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  Speaker 3: I would have a cocktail or two after the around
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  Speaker 3: of golf. And somebody pointed out to me because I
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  Speaker 3: drove with incredible caution if I'd had anything to drink.
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  Speaker 3: And somebody pointed out that because I drove by a
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  Speaker 3: high school. If some high school kid is looking at
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  Speaker 3: a text and rear ends you, you're gonna blow in
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  Speaker 3: a tube too. Yeah, the time, and then you'll get
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  Speaker 3: busted for DUI if God forbid, either it's over a
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  Speaker 3: point oh eight or the cop just decides, because remember
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  Speaker 3: that's a legal standard. But a cop can bust you
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  Speaker 3: for driving under the influence under that if they say no,
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  Speaker 3: I think he was incapacitated, he wasn't able to drive.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that you had a wreck is a good
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  Speaker 1: indication that perhaps you were affected by the drinking.
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  Speaker 3: Well, even if you get rear ended at the stop
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  Speaker 3: sign anyway. But so now in a college town, for instance,
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  Speaker 3: you might suspect, you know, I think this guy's been drinking.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't suspect that.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 1: I want to get that cops involved because when I
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  Speaker 1: was a college kid Saturday night, I would have been drinking.
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  Speaker 3: But six people in my back seat, I guarantee we'd
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  Speaker 3: been drinking.
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  Speaker 1: They had. Maybe he's a designated driver. Again, he gave
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  Speaker 1: up no indication. True, And you know, just coincidentally, this
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  Speaker 1: is a different story. I don't want to get bogged
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  Speaker 1: down on it. There'd been a mass shooting a couple
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  Speaker 1: hours earlier, and the cops were really busy with that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they were going to come to my
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  Speaker 1: minor fender bender.
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  Speaker 3: No, you should have demanded they show up. I drive
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  Speaker 3: the cyber Beast. It has been scratched.
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  Speaker 1: I need you hair, you serve and protect.
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  Speaker 3: I pay your salary.
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  Speaker 1: It was just anointing vo It's a brand new vehicle,
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  Speaker 1: so it was very disappointing that well it's actually used,
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  Speaker 1: is new to me, but it bent up the rubber
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  Speaker 1: bumper underneath, and I've laid underneath it with my feet
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  Speaker 1: and kicked it back into place the best I can.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't be driving that around that way until
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  Speaker 1: his insurance company pays to get it fixed. I suppose
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  Speaker 1: I just hate the dened car. Driving around the deaded car.
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  Speaker 1: It gives you the you know, it gives you a look,
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  Speaker 1: and it does the.
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  Speaker 3: First smudge on your white running shoes. It's very disappointing.
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  Speaker 1: It definitely gives you a look. But the interesting thing
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  Speaker 1: because the thing is so freaking heavy, Sam, and I
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  Speaker 1: barely felt it. I mean I heard it more than
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  Speaker 1: I felt it. I don't know if I felt it
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  Speaker 1: at all. Just kind of a crunk. What was that?
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  Speaker 1: I think that guy hit you, Dad, and I got
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  Speaker 1: out of a car and his car's all squished on
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  Speaker 1: the bow. Wow. That's just physics, man, that's just Newtonian physics. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the big heavy metal thing is not going to budge
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  Speaker 1: for the.
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  Speaker 3: Rather be a hammer a nail. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So then what happens was his was so my insurance
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  Speaker 1: company will charge him, right, his insurance company, I guess
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  Speaker 1: that is the way it works. They find out I
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  Speaker 1: didn't I don't know, and he and he had. He said, oh,
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  Speaker 1: my fault, completely, my fault. Sorry I did that.
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  Speaker 2: You ran into the back of my car.
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  Speaker 3: So no, you never say that.
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  Speaker 1: You say, what are you?
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  Speaker 3: You just backed into me?
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  Speaker 1: Out of the water and get an attorney. My son
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  Speaker 1: immediately said, was that your fault? I said, it's never
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  Speaker 1: your fault. I mean, I was sitting here, he rear
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  Speaker 1: ended me. It's his fault, no matter what. Uh was
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  Speaker 1: I gonna say? Had another points make? Oh? He I said,
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  Speaker 1: is everybody okay in there? He may get hurt, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because they weren't wearing seat belts obviously, because there's way
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  Speaker 1: too many people to be sitting in the back. So
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  Speaker 1: everybody's fine. He didn't ask about the passengers my car.
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  Speaker 1: So but it's selfish thing. He was a stereotypical you see,
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  Speaker 1: rich kid, cool car. Our parents are going to pay
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  Speaker 1: for this, no matter what. So that's one reason I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't worried about it. You don't, you don't care about it.
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  Speaker 1: Your parents are paid for everything. So I'm sure I'm foul.
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  Speaker 3: Must be nice.
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  Speaker 2: Well, next time I'll tell you guys about my parallel
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  Speaker 2: parking mishap.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's it.