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Episode 18: The One With the Movie Trailer Voice Guy · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The Blaze in Confused.
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  Speaker 2: Podcast is rated M for marijuana no minors, but your
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  Speaker 2: audience is only.
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  Speaker 1: Man. I've had a week, I tell you all right.
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  Speaker 1: So you ever run out of gas? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I ran out one time and I went to wah wah,
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  Speaker 3: and I didn't have any money, and I was asking
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  Speaker 3: for you know, people for money to help me out
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  Speaker 3: because I left my wallet at home and my phone.
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  Speaker 3: And you told me if you experienced somebody like that
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  Speaker 3: in public, that you wouldn't help them out.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of hold that against you.
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  Speaker 3: Ah wait, I forget this story. We were good friends.
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  Speaker 3: I got tell me the story again. So I ran
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  Speaker 3: out of gas, literally I had. I got in my
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  Speaker 3: car to go to work the one day, and as
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  Speaker 3: I was getting to the gas station, my car ran
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  Speaker 3: out of gas, like literally, like that was it?
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  Speaker 1: Were you going there to get gas?
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  Speaker 3: I was going there to get gas on the way
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  Speaker 3: to work. Well, then how are you going to pay
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  Speaker 3: for it? I forgot my phone, So I went around
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  Speaker 3: and you know, you look at me. I don't look troublesome.
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  Speaker 3: I look like the least threatening guy you've ever met
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  Speaker 3: in your life. I went up to several people, and
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  Speaker 3: nobody would help me out with like a buck just
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  Speaker 3: to get home. I said, I'll venmo you as soon
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  Speaker 3: as I get home. You can follow me to my house.
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  Speaker 3: I live right down the street. And no one helped
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  Speaker 3: me out any more? Are weird these days? You can't
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  Speaker 3: trust anybody?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I know, So what happened? No one helped me?
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  Speaker 1: So what happened?
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  Speaker 4: What you do?
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  Speaker 1: I had to walk home and I left my car there.
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  Speaker 3: I walked home, got my freaking wallet and my phone
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  Speaker 3: and went back and I got gas.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a second, so you ran out of gas on
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  Speaker 2: the way to the gas station. I literally knew I
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  Speaker 2: had to get the gas station.
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  Speaker 3: You know how it says on your your gas tank,
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  Speaker 3: like you know how many miles you have till empty? Yea,
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  Speaker 3: yea yeah yeah, I had like one okay right, It
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  Speaker 3: was enough to start the car and get down the
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  Speaker 3: road and that was it. Am, I ran out of
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  Speaker 3: gas and no one helped me. That's like shooting your
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  Speaker 3: pants right before the toilet. Yeah. Has that happened to you, Joel?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it has. I feel like my pants
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  Speaker 3: before the toilet before. No comment, like you gotta come
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  Speaker 3: it well?
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  Speaker 1: Gas?
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, shit gas. Speaking of gas ship, is where
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  Speaker 2: we're going to talk about today.
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  Speaker 1: Great.
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  Speaker 2: No, So I DJ'd a fantastic wedding last weekend. I
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  Speaker 2: had Friday, Saturday, Sunday weddings. I DJed fantastic weddings. Boom
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  Speaker 2: boom boom, three in a row. Well, Sunday here I am.
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  Speaker 2: I'm exhausted. I had a wedding that was like an
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  Speaker 2: hour hour and a half away, right, So after DJing
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  Speaker 2: all weekend, I'm fried. I'm exhausted. It's like midnight. I'm
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  Speaker 2: driving home. I'm driving home, me and my assistant.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are. We're going down the road.
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  Speaker 2: And I did notice that, again, i'd drive fast all
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  Speaker 2: the time, but I did notice that the Jeep.
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  Speaker 1: I drive a Jeep Wrangler.
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  Speaker 2: I did notice that it was a little shaky, a
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  Speaker 2: little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Like I was, you know, I was driving like a
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  Speaker 1: hundred giving you a warning sign.
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  Speaker 2: I was driving like one hundred miles an hour in
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  Speaker 2: the left lane initially, And I did feel it just
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  Speaker 2: felt strange, right, It felt a little weird. And so
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  Speaker 2: when we're like maybe I don't know, fifteen ten to
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  Speaker 2: fifteen minutes from home, the light goes on and says,
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  Speaker 2: you know, low fuel or whatever. But it was already
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  Speaker 2: like too low to be able to tell me how
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  Speaker 2: many miles I had until it.
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  Speaker 1: Was fully three lines. Yeah, it just said low.
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  Speaker 3: It was like good luck in the next ten to
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  Speaker 3: twelve minutes.
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  Speaker 1: It just said low.
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  Speaker 2: But I also looked on the GPS and I was
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  Speaker 2: literally like, again, twelve minutes from home.
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  Speaker 1: So I thought, fuck it, I'm not gonna like get
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  Speaker 1: and brock.
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  Speaker 2: My assistant was like, dude, just pull off now, because
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  Speaker 2: like for our local listeners, we were right at four
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  Speaker 2: twelve right there, and he goes, oh, there's a seven
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  Speaker 2: to eleven, there's a why like, there's there's gas stations
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  Speaker 2: right there.
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  Speaker 1: Just pull off quick. And I was like, no, dude,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be home. It'll be fine.
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  Speaker 2: And then then as I say, as I'm saying to him,
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  Speaker 2: I said, do you ever run out of guests? I
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  Speaker 2: always wondered what happens? Does your car just like stop? Well,
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't you fucking know? The car just stopped. As I
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  Speaker 2: was saying that, I like, jinks did Yeah, I said,
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  Speaker 2: and I quote, I always wondered what happened when?
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  Speaker 1: And didn't I ask you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, didn't you get the Wrangler four by e,
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  Speaker 3: which means that you're supposed to have a supply of
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  Speaker 3: electric And what did you say.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't charged that thing in like months.
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  Speaker 3: Why spend the extra money for the E and the
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  Speaker 3: four by e if you're not gonna use the E?
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  Speaker 1: I know it's it's been a lot harderr e. There's
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  Speaker 1: been a lot of learning experiences as of recently.
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  Speaker 2: Again, as I was saying, gee, I wonder what happens,
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  Speaker 2: what do you run out of the guest Well, now
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  Speaker 2: I know, at least with my car, it just says
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  Speaker 2: shift to park and it starts blinking.
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  Speaker 1: That's what happens. So I made it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I made it to the side of the road.
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  Speaker 2: I pulled over and then I like call my BROC
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  Speaker 2: is like, well, what are we gonna do? And he goes, well,
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  Speaker 2: I said, well, I'm gonna call my dad and he's
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  Speaker 2: gonna yell at me and get ready for this.
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  Speaker 1: So sure enough, I call.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't answer, So I call my mother and then
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  Speaker 2: my mother goes, I'm gonna put your.
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  Speaker 1: Father on and I hear him say in the background,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to him.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't want to talk to him,
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  Speaker 2: and uh, he's like you know, that's why they call
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  Speaker 2: it the fucking idiot.
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  Speaker 1: Like you idiot. So but they were able to let
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  Speaker 1: me use their triple A.
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  Speaker 2: And after waiting like another hour, the dude showed up
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  Speaker 2: at like one thirty in the morning to come give
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  Speaker 2: me a bummer a little bit of gas.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, there was no like within walking distance the guys.
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  Speaker 4: I guess I could have walked.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, looking back at it now, why didn't
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  Speaker 2: I just get an uber?
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  Speaker 1: Why didn't I just order an uber to a gas station?
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  Speaker 2: But then the other thing though, when you get to
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  Speaker 2: the gas station, did they have the cans there?
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  Speaker 1: A lot of times?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they have little ones. It's like a gallon, gallon
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  Speaker 4: and a half.
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  Speaker 1: Enough to get you to, you know, a gas station.
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  Speaker 2: That's probably what I would do next time. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: next time, next time. Geezl plugged in right now? Or no,
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  Speaker 2: I bet it's not. Anyway, it's up, but you're e
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  Speaker 2: man is promise I got dysfunction? Don't they make pills
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  Speaker 2: for them?
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  Speaker 3: But we are joined today by our special guest and
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  Speaker 3: comedian Doug mckhissel.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody mhissel. That's just fun to say. That's a great name. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like it.
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  Speaker 4: That's a real name, right, No, no, yes, there was
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  Speaker 4: a clan of mhissels retreating from battle all over Island
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  Speaker 4: and I'm the lineage of it. No, it's my real
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  Speaker 4: last name is Mcarus, and I don't mind. There's nothing
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  Speaker 4: of mine you can steal. So yeah, yeah, Doug Mcarris.
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  Speaker 4: But I came up with the name because when Facebook started,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't want my boss being able to find me,
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  Speaker 4: and I just interesting as creative as it was, I
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  Speaker 4: just said I'll put hissel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then I started doing comedy like shortly after that,
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  Speaker 4: and I did an open mic at brew Works and
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  Speaker 4: then that's where I met Tyler Rothrock and he said,
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  Speaker 4: there's another open mic and my buddy Randy's Randy Tungue
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  Speaker 4: is going to be hosting it. Just hit him up
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  Speaker 4: and you know, tell him to put your name on
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  Speaker 4: a list, and I did, and when I got there,
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  Speaker 4: he goes, so what am I putting? Am I putting
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  Speaker 4: Doug mckhizl? And I was like, at the time, I
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  Speaker 4: was like my second time ever doing an open mic.
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  Speaker 4: I was just thinking about that. Yeah, I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: go ahead, and then that just stuck. Yeah, I love it.
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  Speaker 4: How many years now you've been doing comedy.
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  Speaker 1: Fifteen years now? Yeah? Cool?
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  Speaker 4: It is funny. When I got married the second time,
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  Speaker 4: this one guy Ki, Yeah, well we got checks and
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  Speaker 4: there our cards that said you know Doug. Yeah really yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We were like how do we catch these? Uh? But
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  Speaker 4: there was this one guy who I hung out with
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  Speaker 4: a lot at the bar, right and uh after our wedding,
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  Speaker 4: I guess he saw all the photos and all that,
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  Speaker 4: and we had gone on our honeymoon immediately after. So
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  Speaker 4: a week later, I'm back at the bar and he's like,
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  Speaker 4: he's like, hey, man, how come you to invite me
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  Speaker 4: to your wedding? And I said, what's my last name?
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  Speaker 4: And he goes mc kissel. I said, that's why I said,
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  Speaker 4: you don't even know mine. I don't even know your
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  Speaker 4: last name. Everything I said, do you know how much
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  Speaker 4: it is a plate? Like I don't know you dude,
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  Speaker 4: Like when I've never even seen you at the at
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  Speaker 4: the shopping you know, I've never seen you anywhere but
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  Speaker 4: inside these walls of this bar.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of weddings, you said you came from a wedding
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  Speaker 2: last night. You we had a wedding, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, now,
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  Speaker 2: beautiful wedding, you said. However, you gotta admit I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'm DJ weddings every weekend. It's a fantastic place to
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  Speaker 2: people watch. I love nothing more than to just stand
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  Speaker 2: there and look at people anywhere, and a wedding is
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  Speaker 2: a great place to do it.
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  Speaker 1: And I did do that.
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  Speaker 4: My wife actually caught me doing that at one point
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  Speaker 4: because I was laughing by myself and and she said,
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  Speaker 4: what are you laughing at?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 4: My wife is white, right, And there was only white
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  Speaker 4: people at this wedding, and very good friends of ours,
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  Speaker 4: one of my wife's childhood friends, and now there are neighbors,
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  Speaker 4: so we're pretty close with them.
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  Speaker 1: And there was.
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  Speaker 4: One guy who was I couldn't stop laughing because I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: that guy's making me think of him as a stereotype
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  Speaker 4: because of the way he was. It was so horrible,
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  Speaker 4: but he was having so much fun, and I really
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  Speaker 4: loved it for that. But it was such the most nerdiest,
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  Speaker 4: like corny dancing in the world.
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  Speaker 1: You're there, You're like these fucking white people, and that
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  Speaker 1: was the thing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, they're forcing me to think this right now,
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  Speaker 4: and the kind of like move around I didn't want
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  Speaker 4: to just stand in the corner because then.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me ask you, though, when when when you
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  Speaker 2: hear the term white people wedding or what like, what
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  Speaker 2: what's a white person wedding song?
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  Speaker 4: Like the Cubit shuffle? Let me throw the disclaimer out here.
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  Speaker 4: I am fifty percent Irish, My mother is kil makes
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  Speaker 4: sense honestly, Well, and I got the m chissel from
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  Speaker 4: my dad who was behaving a Cuban.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well you're a mutt. You got a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of everything. Yeah, the macarena like that is. But that's
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  Speaker 1: interesting you say that because that's a Spanish song. How
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  Speaker 1: could a Spanish song be a white person Spanish? Well, Markarna, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought that was a white person singing of Spanish.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's by what's it by lost ele lost el
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  Speaker 1: rios or something. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Weddings force you to dance to songs that you wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: play in your car if you heard it turn on,
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  Speaker 4: you would immediately change the station on certain songs that
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  Speaker 4: you hear at a wedding.
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  Speaker 1: And but people are saying, come on, you gotta dance.
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  Speaker 1: So I stopped being just sitting around you.
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  Speaker 4: And you're like, but my body once to dance right now,
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  Speaker 4: I'm in party mode, but they're not supplying with the
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  Speaker 4: ears normally make the body dance to right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, i'd the Cupe it shuffle. You could just
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  Speaker 4: punch me in the face and Joe right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There's a very.
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  Speaker 2: Long list of songs that I'd be happy if I
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  Speaker 2: had never heard, ever, ever, ever, again, what's number one
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  Speaker 2: on that list? Keep shuffles up, Cupe shuffles up there.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, everybody gets into it. And the one
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  Speaker 2: thing I will say is again, when you're a DJ,
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  Speaker 2: nobody gives a fuck about your opinion on the music.
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  Speaker 1: You're not playing for yourself.
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  Speaker 2: You're playing for other people, and you got to realize
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  Speaker 2: that that's the most important thing to understand. However, I
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  Speaker 2: will say that as much as I hate songs like
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  Speaker 2: the cup of Shuffle, when you watch people respond to
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  Speaker 2: it in a positive way, it makes it a lot
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  Speaker 2: easier to swallow.
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  Speaker 1: It makes it a lot easier to deal with.
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  Speaker 2: As much as I love DJ and a good wedding
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  Speaker 2: drunk people every weekend getting old.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about you get free food and all that
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  Speaker 1: stuff though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, wedding food every weekend is nothing
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  Speaker 2: right home about It's really not.
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  Speaker 1: It's really not. Yeah, cold mixed vegetable and.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, by the time chicken Yeah yeah yeah, chicken, baked chicken,
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  Speaker 2: and like some ZD way too much fucking sauce.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, I actually this season some of the
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  Speaker 2: food has surprised me. Wedding a couple of weeks ago
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  Speaker 2: had Mission Barbecue. Man, you ever have that stuff? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Mission Barbecue sponsor our podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Please please somebody, it's a good shown, he said.
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  Speaker 4: I think and I'm not saying I know people, but
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I know the guy who runs that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Is that mister Mission or mister barbecue? Missus mission missus?
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  Speaker 2: You tell her to call us. It's a him. He
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  Speaker 2: goes by missus. What that's his first government name. His
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  Speaker 2: name is missus Confused, Missus Paul. I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who is what.
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  Speaker 2: I think we should do the open Should I click
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  Speaker 2: the open button?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Episode eighteen, our guest Doug the comedian, and I'm Becker
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  Speaker 3: that soul.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just start the show, why not, huh?
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  Speaker 1: Miss Barbecue? Fire up for him or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel,
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  Speaker 5: The Trivia Podcast where the questions are high, and so
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  Speaker 5: are they. Hats time to spuck your curiosity and light
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  Speaker 5: up some knowledge though blazed and confused. Podcast starts.
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  Speaker 2: Now, are you gonna like do anything with that? Or
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  Speaker 2: are you just gonna look at it?
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  Speaker 1: Me? Yeah, I'm looking for a lighter right now.
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  Speaker 4: I got one. Think, I'm sorry I did bring one
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  Speaker 4: just in case.
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  Speaker 1: What's that?
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  Speaker 4: But that's more for like darn trivia. It's a little
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  Speaker 4: pre roll. Oh cool, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, he comes very prepared, our most prepared guest thus far,
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  Speaker 2: though I actually forgot.
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  Speaker 1: It was in my pockets all right now.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, it's funny every week every week I
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  Speaker 2: say the same thing, are you familiar with the podcasts?
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  Speaker 1: Have you listened to the podcast? And every week the
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  Speaker 1: guest says the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, I'm not gonna eaven names, but I hate
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  Speaker 4: when the people go I just wanted to be fresh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, come in clean exactly exactly.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 3: We we like when people come to prepare it, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and we like when people bring goodies and absolutely and
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  Speaker 3: Joel doesn't like very many things.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you say this? I think he just took
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  Speaker 1: his head. Yes, I think because you don't. You don't
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  Speaker 1: like many things. What does this mean? People tell me this?
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  Speaker 1: What don't I like?
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  Speaker 4: You don't like movies past an hour and a half. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: he's really paid attention. And I do have a movie
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  Speaker 4: that I think you'll like. Oh wow, it's a run
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  Speaker 4: time of an hour and forty minutes, so you figure
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  Speaker 4: ten minutes over. I think for the credits. It's a
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  Speaker 4: Bill Paxson movie that he you know who Bill Packson is? Yes,
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  Speaker 4: you actually brought him. I think you brought him up.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I just don't know what you look Bill
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  Speaker 2: pass and walk down the street next to me, I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't know who we were talking.
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  Speaker 1: Well he passed away, now I hope Yeah, Yeah, I hope,
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  Speaker 1: I hope, I hope.
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  Speaker 3: I hope I got that right, because you don't want
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  Speaker 3: to say somebody has passed away when they're not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: You know what's funny, he's He was very good friends
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  Speaker 4: with I believe James Cameron, who did True Lies and
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  Speaker 4: The Terminator and all that, and he played a lot
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: of parts in those movies. He was the he is
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: the Terminators wearing his clothes.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Yeah.
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: And when and when Arnold Schwarzenegger is naked and he
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: walks up to those guys. Yeah, yeah, he's the guy
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: that he doesn't kill and gives up his clothes.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: I never noticed that, not that he would ever have
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: any clue what we're talking about right now.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Look at him looking.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: I'm looking for an as might have to go get one.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: Where's that is that the cup that Bob was calling
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: a cup? Please hold.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: And we're back, and we have a toilet that is
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: in the shape of a trash can or a I'm sorry,
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: a trash can. A toilet that is in the shape
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: of a ashtray or vice versa? Is a visa versa
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: or vice versa? People say visa versa.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: I think it's vice versa. Yeah, what do people say?
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: But I think I do say vice versa. Question at all. Actually,
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think I say.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: That vice versa or vice versa.
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: I'm really I'm really trying to think of something else
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: that I was like, what, I can't think of it.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: I've been told that I don't know how to I'm
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: very bad at ashing and joint because I agree, yeah,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: because when I asked it, it falls apart I don't
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: tap it, I like touch it and put it between
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: your fingers and yeah, all right, go ahead, all right, yeah.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: The comedian against jokes. I don't tap it, I touch it.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Stand by that. That's all I need. I just need
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: to touch it once.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Well, man, we don't have to explain any of the
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: show to you, which is pretty awesome. We're going to
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: start with ten rapid round questions. Uh do you get
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: sixty seconds to answer those? And then we have questions
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: for each other, and then you can be one of
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: our lifelines. You want to start this show, Yeah, let's
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: do it. And you go to a lot of trivia events.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Well, and that was easy for you.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: There was the one the one woman got she did
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: it within the sixty seconds, yes, and I think she
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: got one wrong. I think it was And I was like,
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: I really hope I do that. Well, and then I'm like,
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: you're gonna fucking bomb.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: All right, let's do it. Let's do it. Okay, here
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: we go.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: The game begins into three cook good, look good, he's
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: dropping ash and ash on my crotch.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, it's not your crotch, it's my floor. Sorry
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: he hit my crotch. Ferst All right. What's the name
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: of Batman's butler, Alfred? Got it? What is the chemical
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: symbol for oxygen? Oh? Got it? What bird can mimic
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: sounds including human speech?
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Mocking bird? How many sides does a hexagon have?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Six? What color do you get when you mix red
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: and white? Pink?
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: What is the square root of sixty four eight? What
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: state is nicknamed the natural state?
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: You guys asked this.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: You can pass it if you want to pass Who
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: was a larger? Who was the president during the Civil War? Lincoln?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: What cereal mascot says they're great? Tony the Tiger? Got it?
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: What's the capital of Thailand Beijing? No, let's go back
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: to the other one.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Which state is nicknamed the natural state? Washington?
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: No?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: What's the capital of Thailand? Bangkok? Yeah? That one man? Yeah,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I got one wrong. Yeah, dude, he's very cook. He's
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: snuck in Bangkok right at the end there. Wow, you
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: remember that song one night in Bangkok?
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Remember who's by pop? Quiz? No? I have no
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: idea very Head? What a name?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Don't you wish your name was very Head? Dude, I
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: swear to God that's his name.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Look it up.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: How was it a bike ride yesterday and I was
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: we went to uh a graveyard and I stopped by
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: my uncle's grave, right, and there was somebody next to him, Nate,
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: with the last name Blow.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: And I just thought it was Wow. Was the first name? Joe?
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I think it was Thomas Tommy Blow?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Oh t Blow, Rest in peace. Anyway. He got most
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: of those except for the uh what was it? Which?
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Which state is nicknamed the National Arkansas? Oh? I never
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: knew that.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: See these questions, it can be easy, they can be difficult.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, he did a really good jar.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Where did you come up with that ship? Batman's boat, Alfred?
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Do people know that?
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I do?
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: See, I don't know. I don't Yeah you did, I
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: don't know. I think Batman, I think like the Dark
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Knight back Man. Yeah, he was still offered in that though,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: was he I don't know.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Was he either that? I don't remember that. We're going
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: to change this up.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: It's played by Michael Caine, right, yeah, yeah, you'll got them.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Which his name, if you say it a weird way,
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: is like Michael Caine, Michael Mike Cocaine.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I never heard that. I don't know why
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I just said that.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: But anyway, believe you questioned six the square root of
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: six eight?
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah? How do people know the square roots? You just ama?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: You just go what number this is? How I do it?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: What number can you put? I guess four? I guess?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: How come not?
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: No?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: It has to be divisible by one or something. I
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm just like, it's whatever number time. It's times itself.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: So a number of times itself is that? But I'm
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: very I'm more confused now than before. I ask the
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: question between YouTube.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you. My brain just saw it.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: That's the square root of sixty four? Eight times eight
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: is sixty four? Did I get all those under the
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: sixty seconds?
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I did just as good as her. Yeah,
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: pretty much got under the sixty seconds. And I was
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: bullshitting in the beginning because yeah, drop it ash.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: On my floor.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I crouched than the floor. All Right, I'm more worried
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: about one thing than the other, that my floor.
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: Okay, now you're about to learn absolutely nothing.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Go blazed and Confused podcast.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: You want me to ask her? You want me to
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: answer first, all right, I'll ask first. How about that? Okay?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Question number one? All right? I love these acronyms. Are
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: you good at acronyms? I yeah, and I always. I
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: can't believe.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I just saw live the moan he gave every time
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: you say acronyms, oh, every time I say anything. Really,
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: he's like, no, when every time you say we're gonna
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: try acronyms, oh god, And I saw it live.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: That was amazing. He's picking you apart right now.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're welcome, Like, will play my ears for like
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: however long the pot split that between two days?
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that acronyms. What does SPF and sunscreen
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: stand for? Like SPF five, ten, four twenty geez?
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I really don't know, but immediately I think what comes
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: to mind right away is sun protection formula.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Now, keep in mind, Doug is available for a lifeline,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: but I don't want to blow it on the first one,
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: though sometimes you do.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: And you know, you tell me on the horse, you
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: tell me that I should not go with sun protection
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: formula sun protection?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Work it out, sun protection? What not formula sun protection? Uh?
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: You know what it is? Dog film.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: I don't want to. I don't want to coherse him no,
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: yes or no? This is he doesn't know what that
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: means I know what co hurts me. I'm a lifeline
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: that's just off camera.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: All right. If you need me, I get a little
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: little box. What does s p F and sunscreen stand for?
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: I really don't want to blow my first the lifeline
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: on the first question, but I feel like if he
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: knows it, then I might have to because that's what
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I'm going.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: To get it wrong. All right, what is it? I
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: have no idea.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: I still didn't blow give an answer, so I guess
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: you still can try it.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, we really did specify the rules. You know.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: That was a tough question out the gate man. No
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: sun protection.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Formula film film? Why does film like keep some sun protection?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: It's not a film? Okay, all right, I'll be there
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: sun protection formula.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with formula.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: You are right.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: It stands for sun Protection Factor Factory.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Fact of like twenty or fifty or something.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes sense now that I know it. It
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: makes a lot of sense. When you go to the beach,
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: do you wear that stuff?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I really should be wearing like SPI fucking one hundred
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: because I look like Casper the Ghost. But when I
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: go to the beach, This is the first. This is
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: the first summer in a long time that I had
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: no time to go to the beach. You were working,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: you were grinding. I didn't go to the beach at
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: all this summer. I'm gonna have to go to the
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: beach in November when nobody's there, which honestly sounds kind
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: of nice, sounds good. I like that, Yeah, because I
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: don't swim anyway. I just want to like go to
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: the beach and be like, oh sweet, I'm at the beach.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Let's go home. Yeah, get to do your social media purposes,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: and then you leave.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, take a picture I'm at the beach, and then
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: you post it in the car on the way home, you.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: See, Yeah, for three hours of driving one way.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I want a job where I just
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: drive around and listen to my ship all day long.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Listen to your ship, listen to my music. Oh your music. Yeah.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Like I would love to just drive.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: To the beach, take a picture, and come home because
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I love being in the car. I mean, like, I
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: really don't enjoy driving. But at the end of the day,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: I do enjoy being car.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I like passaging, I do. But if I have to drive.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I am passenger.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I like, I like. I probably am not either, but
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I like it.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: It's very comfortable, so much so that anytime there's like
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: a footprint on my door, people know it's.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Him because he takes his shoes off. No, I don't
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: take my shoes off. This you do. I do not. Yes,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: you you take your shoes off in his car. I
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: do where you're but Birkin Sacks is different.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Though your feet do not. You're not saying I have
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: not you, so you have done it at least once.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I mean I don't remember, but you do you think
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: it's possible that you did? Maybe?
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: As next question question too hates being wrong all right lyrics,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I got the beck one wrong last week.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna read these in a way so it doesn't
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: give it away. I have to figure all right.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Here we go, hugging and kissing, dancing and loving, wearing
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: next to nothing because it's hot as an oven.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Love shack ah fuck, yeah, damn it.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: That Jimmy is when everybody move it around and around around.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Got that one right?
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Not only did I get it right, I got it
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: very right. I got it very right, very fast, very fast.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I love that song. I love to be fifty. It's
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: just it's about to set sick. Question three, all.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Right, traditions, What major sporting event is traditionally held every
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Memorial Day weekend? What major sporting event is traditionally held
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: every Memorial Day weekend?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: So a couple contenders share in my brain, Kentucky Derby
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: might be that, right?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: How you feeling over there? Can I say what I
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: think it is?
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Now? No, just wondering if I don't know specifically, but
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: I do have an idea.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: That's one of them.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: And then there's about the another one, the Indianapolis five hundred?
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Is that what they call it in five hundred?
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Could be? Is it Indianapolis five hundred? Fucking smirked? Is that?
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: You? You get it right? That?
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I believe you the Indy five hundre right? You your
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: way into that one, Thank you very much. I didn't
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: think you'd ever get that. That seems like a sport.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, we went to the NASCAR race, guy switched.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: I'll admit leading up to that, I was like, I
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: was not a NASCAR hater, but more so a doubter.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: It doesn't look like fun to sit there and watch
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: cars go around in circles all day.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: It was pretty cool. I'll take some of that. It
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: was fun.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Plus we had can you like ash this before you
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: hand it to I'm so sorry.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: I don't have an ashtray over here? You have it
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: for I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right, I'm so sorry.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: I was trying to be careful.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Sorry, buddy, how angry he gets?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: He snaps. He's snappy, isn't he? But then he pulls
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: himself back. Yeah, he's like, what the I didn't mean
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: to you know? Thanks for good content?
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, great at my expense. Anyway, let's step
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: on him and then move on.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Question for twenty What what bird can't move their eyeballs?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: What?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: What bird? I can't move their eyeballs?
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, if my lifeline knows this, I'll take my lifeline's
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: opinion into account.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: It's the last question too, So I had a very
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: strong guess on this one, very strong. I haven't been
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: I haven't been completely sure on any of these questions,
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: but this one, this one, just my brain is thinking
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: what bird would be able to? What bird would have
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: doesn't need to move their eyes? I guess that's move
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: its eyes or never closes its eyes can't move, yeah,
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: can't move its eyes. Yeah, so I'm thinking, like my head,
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: what bird doesn't need to actually move its eyes because
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: its head can probably move all those different ways.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Now you're giving them hints, all right? It was just
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: give me the fucking answer. Oh you're going to your lifeline?
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it an owl? Absolutely? Who does instead of
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: moving there?
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I remember you thought it was cucko.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: That's how you make me feel.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Instead of moving their eyes, owls have to turn their
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: entire head. They can look in like a I think
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: it's two hundred and seventy degrees almost, it's almost all
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: the way around. So, and they have really good sight.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, they have really good vision in general. But
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: they also have really good hearing. But they can't move
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: their eyeballs. There's just fixed like that, you know. Silliness.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Owls are cool. Yeah, they are pretty cool.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I've ever seen one like in a person? Yeah,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: of course?
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, haven't you meet one? I never seen him in
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: the wild. Yeah, maybe I am.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I feel like there used to be an owl that
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: used to sit at my parents' house growing up, or
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: does that sound wrong?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: There's owls around here right, Yeah for sure? Yeah, did
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: its eyes move? I don't know. I never got up
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: close to it to look. I don't think I believe you.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: They're quiet as fuck, Like they can fly and make
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: no noise because they, you know, nocturnal, So they got
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: to catch like mice and they will swoop in and
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: the mouse won't even hear it. They've done like tests
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: of different now like really, fuck you up, I don't know,
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, not a human. They can give you a
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: good scratch, right a fucking all right? We should like
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: team up with the zoo and have some animals on
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: the one time.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: You know, that'd be fun.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, picture a hawk like doing those hawks that like
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: shoot their body like when they when they dart down.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: One of those things are this like they're gigantic, like
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: running at full speed into you.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I should have break bones. It's a little crazy. Maybe
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna have this.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: We're thinking just we're thinking just the claws like going
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: in the eyes and the beak and the eyes, but
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: just that full speed coming at you one hundred and
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: eight miles per hour of a forty five pound.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Bird just gonna be the last show? Do it?
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: Sounds like trivia man, it's like the universe asking us questions,
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: you know, yeah, the Blazing Confused podcast.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna start with the current events question here,
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: and I'm gonna like bet that you're not gonna get
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: this correct.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: But that's fine, Okay, it's all right, thanks this. I
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: just want to talk about it, okay. Question number one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're definitely gonna get this wrong because I need
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: an exact answer, all right, all right, So, Darth Vader's
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: iconic lightsaber from Star Wars one up on the auction
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: block recently. How much did it sell for? We're recording
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: this episode on Sunday, September fourteenth. This happened in the past,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: like two weeks.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I want to say say it again.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Darth Vader's iconic lightsaber from Star Wars one up on
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: the auction block recently.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: How much did it sell for?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't think it was in the millions.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Have you heard about this news?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I have heard about it. I heard about it.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think I know the number, but I'm like
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: fifteen percent. I'm going to say, I don't think it's
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: in the millions.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say like five hundred thousand dollars, five hundred
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars. It's like an iconic thing, though I don't
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: think it's in the millions though. Seven hundred and fifty
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars. That's my guess.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's your final answer.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: I guess thirty million, three point sixty five jeez.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Well, and sixty five million.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Actually, I didn't know if it was thirty million or
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: three hundred million, but any damn you knew there was
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: a three in there. Shore I thought it was like
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: one million, three dollars three point sixty five million dollars
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: for a.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Fucking stick that likes up. Jeez, I've never seen Star
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Wars ever. What kind of nerd bought that? You're really
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: like a.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: Super hard like like only they're going to look at it, true,
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: you like, and if anybody comes over, they're gonna look
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: at him like, what the what?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What is that? Oh? That's just Darth Vader's light saber.
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  Speaker 1: I know, right.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Now you want to have sex, I'll show you that,
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: and of course the bedroom question too.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: All right, sports babe Ruth wore what number for the
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: New York Yankees.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Well, our guest today is wearing a New York Yankees
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: cap all right, so I even realized that I change
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: a question.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: But does that mean he knows it? Though?
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: However, I'm concerned that he may not know the answer,
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: you know what.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: That's just like because he knows he's wearing the hat.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: He's like.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna go like, no, wonder, yeah, of course,
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: thank you. Yeah. Uh, I'm mixing. I'm pretty sure I
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: know Mickey mantles, but now I'm confusing.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: If it's babe roots, is it two digits? Do you
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: think I think it's one digit? Yeah? Oh maybe not.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm lost. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying I don't know because everything else I
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: say makes me look more dumb.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not going with my lifeline for this one.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't either.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess thirty three, thirty three finally he said
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: thirty three, hold on five shit, thirty three twenty three
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: final answer. It's something three, just the way he said it.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Thirty three, mm twenty three?
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  Speaker 4: Fuck?
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Come on, you know what the answer is? What three?
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Question three? What president is on a fifty dollars bill?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Oh man?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: What president is on a fifty dollars bill?
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to go to my lifeline for this one.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: I think I think it's a grand grant, right your
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: listenes asked grant.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Very good, guys, yes, very good. I'm really bad with
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: who's on what coin or coin?
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Dollar a living like a lot of them either, I know,
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: like do you know, like like five is Lincoln?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: So dollar bill is George Washington, five dollars Lincoln, ten
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: dollars is who?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Uh? I don't know.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: If you're lost, they probably are too, they'll Blazed and
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: Confused podcast.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: All right, So I got one more question for you. Okay,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: question four?
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: All right, so cast and call, I'm gonna give you
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: three names. You tell me what movie it is John Candy,
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Catherine O'Hara, Joe Peshy Home Alone.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, boy, I knew, I knew it was gonna
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: be way too easy.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Big John Candy fan. Yeah, you know, although he wasn't
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: around very long.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, how hilarious. I asked that question.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: At my trivia night last week, and people sat there
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: and were super super super stumped on that question.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, wow.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: When you're about to learn absolutely nothing. Blazed and Confused Podcast.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Doug, I do got to ask you, like, have you
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: ever done anything with those vocal cords of gold?
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: You got, the voice, you got the pipe was open
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: to do anything like that anytime. Yeah.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Good, I'm gonna put you on the spot. We're going
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: to have you read some movie trip okay, all right, right,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: good friend Ai Andrew prepared some movie scripts. Okay, there's
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: a there's two. One of them is Planet Earth, but
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: like stoner version of Planet Earth. You want to read
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: that one first. And I have the music too. Oh
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: you have music for this?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Have music too.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that part. You actually came prepared today.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: This is great. I feel like we're both contributing now
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: for once.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: That's it. I'm never doing anything ever again.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: All right, So anyway, I'll give you second to read
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: that over, give you a second to look over it
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: and get it, and then we're gonna put you on
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: the spot.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: We're gonna see how you read it.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Is this a little thirty second trial?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's however long you want it to be, all.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Right, and it's it's like I can say this is
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: an action or like a love drama. You could say,
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: however the hell you want. What's the funniest way to
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: say these. All right, let's go, let's you're ready for
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: You're ready for the music? Okay? And three two? What
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: this is Planet Earth? But you've never seen it like
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: this before. Nature's most majestic creatures all just kind of chilling.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: The cheetah takes a nap, the lion takes a nap.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: The sloth takes a really long nap. Not rated by
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: a man who is definitely not sober. This is the
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: true story of nature at half speed stone Planet Earth
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: coming to streaming whenever we get around to it. God,
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: so good, well done?
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Yea more did you feel with the music? Like, were
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: you playing off the music when you were reading that?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, awesome, I love that was perfect?
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: And uh this one is about dude that doesn't know
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: what he wants to eat. Oh all right, okay, Oh no,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: I've been there, I've been there, you know. Yeah, you
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: just got to scroll door dash until you find what
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: you want. DoorDash, you could sponsor?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Please? What are you doing? And thank you?
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: In a world full of choices, one man faces his
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: deadliest challenge yet, choosing where to eat. He's seen every menu,
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: scrolled every delivery app, and still can't decide between tacos
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: or breakfast at seven pm. This fall witnessed the ultimate showdown,
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: the never ending game of I Don't Care you pick
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: Coming soon, dinner, Indecision, the Final battle.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Man. Fantastic, tremendous work.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Dude, what we're just gonna say, Oh, we should have
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: him record something for the Monkey minute. We need like
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: some like an intro for the monkey minute. Would you
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: be down for that?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, let's record it right now.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: How about how about we both go it's time for
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: at the same time. We'll say that and then he says, okay,
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: and some kind of different give different takes, different one.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: All right, here we go in three two one, It's
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: time for.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: The monkey minute. Keep doing it. Yeah, it's time for
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: the unchie minute. It's time for wait, oh, the monchy minute.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Is it the munchy minute or the yeah one?
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Ready, it's time for monkey day one of those at work.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Thanks man, We appreciate that it's time for Can we
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: use that with your permission?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Oh? Dude, yeah, absolutely so are we eating snacks or
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: your snacks?
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Well, I'll just present all the snacks all right, all right,
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: but Doug like listens to this show, so he actually
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: listened to our one request that you know, maybe our
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: guest should bring snacks, and he did. He provided me
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: with some goldfish and Joel, what did you get? Oh
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: the wahwah sugar cookies. I was at a party before
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: I came here. Rick Hewitt wanted me to give you
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: these oreos. A bunch of oreos. This is so funny.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: So our friend Rick Hewitt, who's also a faithful listener
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: of the podcast, always seems to get these expired snacks
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: and he brings them to these parties.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: He goes to the farmers Market grocery store, which everything's
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: like either already open on the shelf, you know and
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: like falling out of the packaging, or it's just about
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: to be expired.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Just secondhand snacks.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: A twelve pack of oreos that expired four days ago.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: So wait, when were they ready? I feel like those
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: last years, know, probably four years.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: These lays salt and vinegar chips expired over a month ago. Yeah,
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: so I won't be eating those.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: That's uh.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: You give us some pork grinds, oh man, I hope
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: those are in season.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to eat this expired snacks, I know,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: but you might eat them. He eat that shit. He
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: showed up with a crate of them. I'm sure he did,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: he always does. Where are they're coming from? What's going on?
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Literally the farmers market in a town that's called quicker Town.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get the name of the business away.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: I got you, I got you.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: But he gets them from the grocery store there and
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: again everything there.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Is the farmer's market in a town called Quakertown that
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: you don't want to get away. I was working around.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Could it be the Quakertown market? Snacks that were awesome?
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Doud was awesome. He's media so much fun.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Man, are you doing any shows coming up soon?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I got one crap I.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Hadn't written down. Sorry, But September twenty seventh at Ink. Well,
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: it's actually like a bucket. It's something I've never done before.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: But it's the audience writes subjects on a piece of
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: paper and puts in a bucket. This guy you pull
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: the bucket and make jokes about it. And I'm nervous
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: about it because I can't write for it.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Oh gotcha. But yeah, whole concept though, Yeah, I'm looking
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: forward to doing it. But on the fly.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But that's September twenty seventh at Inkwell And which
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: is a great venue in Allentown on Hamilton, like eleventh
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: or something like that.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: And there's another one.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: I have to do an over fifty five place that
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: I've never I've never done that before.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fifty this year. I can be.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: There in five years like this. These aren't senile people,
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean. I was like, OK, I
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: mean I could, Yeah, you know you can relate to
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: them enough, I think you. Yeah, I'm gonna have to,
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: like five years, I'm gonna have to relate to them,
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: so I should start now. I get a little ahead
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: of myself. But yeah, that is uh in November. But
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: if you just go to Doug mckiseel on Instagram and
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Facebook and all that, I usually I post everything that
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: I'm doing all the time.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: So super funny and we are so happy you joined
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: us here tonight episode eighteen of The Blaze That Confused podcast,
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: which is sponsored by Enter Business.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Here. I'm Becker, that's Joel. Have a good night, Bye bye.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: The Blaze and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't
• 42:49
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