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ADULTING 101: THINGS WE ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables. What's something that you should know
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  Speaker 1: as an adult but you don't North? South east West? Easy?
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  Speaker 1: Go north north south? No, North's not up, you're south?
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait in this direction? Oh no, I don't know that.
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  Speaker 1: Wait you want me to tell you, like as in
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  Speaker 1: like point in a direction, which way north and south is?
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  Speaker 1: It's like on a compass, it's north is Jake pointed
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  Speaker 1: up to space. Actually, if you're at the north poland
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  Speaker 1: you have to go north. Where you're going? Answer that? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Which way is north?
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  Speaker 2: The Relatable podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Cray aka Daddy,
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  Speaker 2: and my removalist in crime, mister Audi eight Audie Clark
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  Speaker 2: sorry aka Mummy.
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  Speaker 1: Now is Mummy because maybe he's the one you go
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  Speaker 1: to when you want to get the right answer. And
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  Speaker 1: Jake is Daddy because he can think on his feet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean sometimes yeah, unless I'm busting for the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: And you guys are the baddies.
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  Speaker 2: So Ellison in the room is it's a different room.
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  Speaker 1: Being the room. We have had a morning, we've had,
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  Speaker 1: we've had the morning. We're currently in my office because
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  Speaker 1: our studio has been cut off from electricity for the day. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and this is our last week giving you a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of the tricks of the trade. We are pre
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  Speaker 1: recording so we can have a Christmas break, yes, and
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  Speaker 1: we needed to record today, so we've spent the morning
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  Speaker 1: changing all the equipment and I think it's turned out
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  Speaker 1: really well. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean if whatever whatever you're listening or watching on
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  Speaker 2: if you're if you're watching, obviously you're looking at it.
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  Speaker 2: But if you're just listening, then I mean, let us
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  Speaker 2: know how we did. I think we tried to screw We.
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  Speaker 1: Made it like all right for a cheeky little, you know,
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  Speaker 1: makeshift studio.
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  Speaker 2: I think we've done well, really well, and the audio
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  Speaker 2: should be fine. You know, we brought everything with us.
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  Speaker 2: At least it was only fifteen no, no, the driver
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  Speaker 2: is like seven minutes. Yeah, it's not far so we're
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  Speaker 2: cheering and the reason so we could have actually just
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  Speaker 2: like not recorded today and done it tomorrow, but we
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  Speaker 2: Last week something similar happened where I drove all the
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  Speaker 2: way from Sydney. It's an hour and a half, drove
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  Speaker 2: all the way, got here, trees are getting cut down,
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  Speaker 2: couldn't record, drove it home, had to drive back two
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  Speaker 2: more time.
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  Speaker 1: So I did nine hours of driving.
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  Speaker 2: That week, so this week I would have had to
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  Speaker 2: do the same thing, and so I was like, let's
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  Speaker 2: just move it.
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  Speaker 1: We have had a little bit of a med and
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  Speaker 1: the oh my god, it's been a bit of a
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  Speaker 1: fucking debarcle. But that's not going to get in the
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  Speaker 1: way of what we're doing on the podcast today. But
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  Speaker 1: we're very grateful. Yeah, we have to announce the winners
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  Speaker 1: of the Baddest Baddie Campaign. Yeah, we are about to
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  Speaker 1: call Sarah and Chelsea shortly and give them the news
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  Speaker 1: and also both give them good news giving something away there.
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  Speaker 1: But also if you haven't listened to the Baddest Baddie Campaign,
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  Speaker 1: go back and listen to the previous episodes. The're about
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  Speaker 1: once every fortnight where we're highlighting some women doing some
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  Speaker 1: really cool stuff. Yeah, so I enjoy. Hey, Chelsea, how's
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  Speaker 1: it going.
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  Speaker 3: Just go and get how are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going really well. I'm joined by Jake. Obviously we're
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  Speaker 1: doing great. We're doing great. Glad to hear your voice.
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  Speaker 1: We are here with some news. Okay, how are you
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  Speaker 1: feeling in regards to the Baddest Baddie Campaign? Overall?
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  Speaker 4: I was feeling very good.
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  Speaker 3: About it, don't know one. If not, I'm happy I've
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  Speaker 3: had the experience. And obviously you guys set up with herdies,
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  Speaker 3: which are on the way to you now, so hopefully
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  Speaker 3: you get them in the next week.
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  Speaker 1: Well excited. That's it as a whole, pretty much. We
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  Speaker 1: couldn't thank you enough for coming on and congratulations. But Jake,
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  Speaker 1: we have some news. Do you want to give it
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  Speaker 1: to us?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So we have some bad news and we have
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  Speaker 2: some good news, right, Okay. The bad news is it's
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  Speaker 2: pretty hard for there to be a winner. The good
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  Speaker 2: news is you both are winners.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, technically, if we go off votes, Sarah has won,
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  Speaker 5: but we would like to offer both of you the
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  Speaker 5: same prize.
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  Speaker 1: So you've come second, but we're going to offer all
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  Speaker 1: of our merch but also a month long sponsorship of
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  Speaker 1: the Relatables podcast. We have the beauty Monks pain for
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  Speaker 1: you to say. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. That's all right.
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  Speaker 1: So we're actually gonna have a little bit of fun
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  Speaker 1: with the ad read too. We're going to pose it
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  Speaker 1: to you because it's your brand and it's your persona.
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  Speaker 1: I guess we would like to ask you to write
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  Speaker 1: a thirty second ad read that we can voice on
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  Speaker 1: the pod in the new year. Okay, so that's it's
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty good news if you ask me.
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  Speaker 3: Technically right away to my evenings. It's just about to
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  Speaker 3: go to bed when you called.
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  Speaker 1: We're glad we got you. Yeah, we're glad you came
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  Speaker 1: as well, and thank you very much.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: And we've got a lot of comments saying like counspiring
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  Speaker 1: both everyone who competed in the Baddest Baddy worse. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you killed.
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  Speaker 3: It, amazing, thank you, good night.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, we'll be in touch about the ad read amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Bye bye.
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  Speaker 4: Hello if you're speaking, congratulations you.
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  Speaker 1: Have won the Baddest Baddies Sarah, congratulations.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Ys. All right, so technically you won, but we just
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  Speaker 1: called Chelsea and we both want to offer you the
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  Speaker 1: same thing because in the end, both of you are
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  Speaker 1: winners because you're both doing super cool things. So what
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  Speaker 1: we want to offer is all of the reliables sent
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  Speaker 1: to you. But also i'm holding in my hand my
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  Speaker 1: Mental Health Toolkit by Sarah Matthews and Jack and I
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  Speaker 1: have had a lovely read of it and awesome, it's
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  Speaker 1: an amazing book. We would like to offer you a
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  Speaker 1: one month I feel like I'm like posing it to electricity. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is what you've got. This is what you've got,
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  Speaker 1: but one sponsorship of the pod, Yeah, from us, and
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  Speaker 1: you get to write us a thirty second ad read
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  Speaker 1: that we'll read starting next year.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Amazing. Yeah, so in your ad read, make sure you
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  Speaker 1: have in there where they go to get their my
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  Speaker 1: Mental Health Toolkit and that's just like the main and
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  Speaker 1: so you don't forget that. Yeah, use the five seconds
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  Speaker 1: for that, and then twenty five seconds. You can make
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  Speaker 1: us say whatever you want.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can say whatever I want, as long as
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  Speaker 4: it's not the way to.
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  Speaker 3: Go to get the book.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Has to make sure you have that in there
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  Speaker 1: somewhere where to go get the book. Just don't forget that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But how are you feeling overall after coming on the
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  Speaker 1: pod and being in the campaign.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, really good. I think overall it was just it's
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  Speaker 4: great practice to be able to just speak on things
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  Speaker 4: with especially a situation like this really stresses me. So
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  Speaker 4: it's actually amazing just to be able to practice speaking
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  Speaker 4: to speaking on a podcast and things like that.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, the support that have got from this has.
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  Speaker 4: Been incredible, so yeah, I really appreciated.
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  Speaker 3: Being on it.
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  Speaker 1: So thank you guys, thank you, and we will say
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  Speaker 1: you did a good job. The nerves aren't coming through yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well you want ye? Well yeah I am.
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  Speaker 4: I'm grinning right now.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks once again, Sarah, and we'll be in touch to
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  Speaker 1: get that ad read off you amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Worries Sya, bye sligh. So that's it bad at Baddies over.
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  Speaker 1: That concludes the Baddest Baddy. Thank you for every one
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  Speaker 1: that competed yep, and also all the baddies who didn't
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  Speaker 1: get on and are also doing super cool stuff. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you very much.
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  Speaker 2: I have a call to action for all the baddies
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  Speaker 2: a cold actions. So we did the Boyfriend Olympics. We've
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  Speaker 2: done the Badest Baddie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Someone. We had a few comments.
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  Speaker 2: After Boyfriend Olympics saying you need to figure out a
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  Speaker 2: way to do the Boyfriend Olympics. But for also for
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  Speaker 2: single people because obviously you just like completely cut off
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  Speaker 2: a whole I guess type of person yeah, which is single?
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  Speaker 1: Well their circumstances Yeah, yeah, So I would like some
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  Speaker 1: maybe just like comments of maybe some ideas how to
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  Speaker 1: do it with single people, and like, what, maybe it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have to be about dating. Maybe it could just
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  Speaker 1: be something where both single and people in a relationship
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  Speaker 1: can both do it. But something about a situationship sounds
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  Speaker 1: cool to me. I think so too. It's this tricky
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  Speaker 1: because I don't know, you need to kind of need
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  Speaker 1: to consent on the other person if it's like a
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  Speaker 1: dating game. So the Boyfriend Olympics is good because it
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  Speaker 1: was like it's given the girl friend just can speak
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  Speaker 1: for the boy friend. But I do like that. I
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  Speaker 1: think We've got some amazing messages, especially on Patreon, with
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  Speaker 1: baddies with great ideas. So if you've got any, be
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  Speaker 1: sure to comment than below. Yes, as bad as baddie
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  Speaker 1: has been crowned. But also, Jake, we have to crown
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  Speaker 1: something else. Okay the name for your car. Ah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's pretty fair. We lait a week. We left
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  Speaker 1: it another week, and more comments came in announcing the
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  Speaker 1: name of your Suzuki Vitara as Fran. Yeah, and some
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  Speaker 1: baddies are actually on your side, saying, Jake, it's fucking Fran.
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  Speaker 1: But also you can say it's Francis or Francesca or Francis.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a woman's name. I think vehicles, in my opinion,
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  Speaker 1: for some reason, need to be a woman's name. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why Francesca. I think they both can be.
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  Speaker 1: Francis is kind of both Francesca or Francesca. What's the
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  Speaker 1: difference Francesca or.
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  Speaker 2: What's the difference between Francesca and Francesca. You're asking is
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  Speaker 2: it spelled the same?
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  Speaker 1: Though? Yeah, yeah, it doesn't really matter. But I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: I'm like tomato, mate.
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  Speaker 2: So when you were reading comments and someone said, like, oh, Jake,
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  Speaker 2: it should be fran you know, just accept it, and
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  Speaker 2: then they go, but look on the bright side, it
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  Speaker 2: could be Francis or and then they spelt Francesca. You
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  Speaker 2: know they didn't mean Francesca, right, They just meant Francesca.
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  Speaker 2: Francesca is not a name.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure? I'm so sure. I feel like you
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  Speaker 1: can say it both ways. I don't think Francesca is
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  Speaker 1: a name, and it would be not spelt with a C.
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  Speaker 1: Francesca would be spelt with an S in the middle.
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  Speaker 1: That was Francesca. It was Francesca. How confusing is that's
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  Speaker 1: not very confusing? Well, by which one do you want? Anyway?
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  Speaker 1: Just with Fran. I's got to be Fran. You know,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you chose for a reason. On the car's
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  Speaker 1: birth certificate. Do you know what Fran's full name was
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  Speaker 1: or was it just France Francis Gartrell? Was Francesca Francis
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  Speaker 1: name is Francis? Yeah, oh you said Francis Catrell. Yeah no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you merged that and you said, like franchise, I said,
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  Speaker 1: you wigged that out. That was you. I am wigging
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  Speaker 1: out after our morning eight? Was you? Anyway? The point
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  Speaker 1: of bringing that up was to crown your car with
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  Speaker 1: the name Fran to get you from A to B safely.
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  Speaker 1: Let's keep it Frands. So I'm happy. I'm happy overall.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, look, I'm confident I got to hate baddies
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  Speaker 1: were spoken. It is. I'm like so shocked as to
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  Speaker 1: you know where I should have brought this up. This
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  Speaker 1: should have been brought up on a book Club episode. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe the book Club baddies. I'm not also main episode batties.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't enough of them?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, maybe because I was like, I'm talking, like
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  Speaker 2: put my life on the line, confident of the cult
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  Speaker 2: following of Fourth Wing, where everyone would have been like,
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  Speaker 2: obviously it's violent.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you're too confident that that didn't work in your
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  Speaker 1: favor because you were like, oh, even let you say
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  Speaker 1: the sub story. That's how confident I was. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: ohad you tell everything? Yeah, And then it came across
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  Speaker 1: as too confident. You think maybe I don't know, trying
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  Speaker 1: to get in the bad head. You never know. It
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  Speaker 1: definitely could have. But I wanted to ask, are you
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  Speaker 1: driving Fran up to Queensland for your Christmas break? You're
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  Speaker 1: what best car? Best car?
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  Speaker 2: Because bess car is it's actually a little bit bigger,
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  Speaker 2: more space. But then also when we're up there, she
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  Speaker 2: wants to be able to drive, and she has.
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  Speaker 1: Her she can't drive your car.
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  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing is, so she actually knows how,
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  Speaker 2: but she's legally not allowed just to wait until who
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  Speaker 2: cares about it. She has to wait a couple of weeks,
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  Speaker 2: so a couple of years, I think once she's on
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  Speaker 2: a black license. It's what it's called here when you
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  Speaker 2: have your just full adult license. I guess not that
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  Speaker 2: she isn't all right?
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  Speaker 1: I am dating that. Will Daddy let you drive the range?
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  Speaker 1: That would be nice? Tell you what I have driven
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  Speaker 1: his car. It's nice.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's it's like weird, like getting the.
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  Speaker 1: Car like that and drive it. Yeah, so cat's out
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  Speaker 1: of the bag. Dad's got a range. That could mean anything.
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  Speaker 1: So Dad's got a range. Now this could be mean
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  Speaker 1: a series of things. The range drover could be a
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  Speaker 1: twenty sixteen secondhand or it could be a twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: five brand new. You guys don't know, but we know
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  Speaker 1: that you know which one it is. I actually promise
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  Speaker 1: that for the sake of my.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know how to say this, I promise
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  Speaker 2: I grew up with no and then I will be
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  Speaker 2: honest by the time I got to I want to say, fourteen,
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  Speaker 2: a's when my dad started making good money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, well but before that, I'd tell you before
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  Speaker 1: that it was like yeah, the shift, Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You still wouldn't you know how we spoke about it,
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't know when we spoke about it. But
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: when you go to ask your parents like two bucks, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and they try and teach you a lesson, like they
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  Speaker 1: can afford the two dollars, maybe some people can't. Like
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I don't want to be. You know, what's
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  Speaker 1: it called blind to the situation, but he.
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  Speaker 2: Still used to say, Nah, you know, money doesn't come
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  Speaker 2: from my bum or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Money doesn't grow on trees, might don't grow on trees.
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  Speaker 1: And then I remember when I was a kid finding
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: out someone's like, oh, do your parents tell you?
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: It's like a little kid you know. Wait, you know
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  Speaker 2: those those lawyer signs in America everywhere, and it's like,
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  Speaker 2: do you need a Nedury lawyer or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Remember one time someone at school being like, as if
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  Speaker 2: he's one of those lawyers. Your parents tell you that
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  Speaker 2: money doesn't grow on trees, and.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you might be entitled to compensation because it's
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  Speaker 1: actually made of paper, and paper comes from trees. I
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: don't remember thinking for them, like, you know what, that's
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: so true, but our paper is plastic, Our money's plastic,
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  Speaker 1: which is better? To be fair? Yeah, in America's still people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah what about you just staying here? I'm staying here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I am for this. The first time I've stayed on
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  Speaker 1: the coast for a New Years in a while. What
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: did we do last year? No? I had a chill
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: one last year. So Christmas is just going to be
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: with the fam, your casual chill and then I'm kind
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: of looking forward just to having a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: a break and just relaxing, soaking up the sun and Jimmy.
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  Speaker 1: But then for New Years, I'm going to Lost Paradise,
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  Speaker 1: which I'm actually super excited for a three day festival,
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  Speaker 1: and I think it's the last one I've got in me,
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  Speaker 1: which I'm super excited about. I'm telling you, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to be proud. Yeah, I'm actually so keen a I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to drink in like preparation for it because I
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  Speaker 1: haven't drank in like a year. Yeah, but I'm keen
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  Speaker 1: to see like Chris Stussy, Katamara, they're my two faves,
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  Speaker 1: and I think even what's his name, what's Abby Chatfield's
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  Speaker 1: guy's name, Kelly Holiday, he got announced. I'm actually keen
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: to see Kelly Holiday for something. Kelly Holiday I love. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's Kelly. But he has a real name, Adam Hyde.
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  Speaker 1: His Adam What it's not Kelly Holiday, his real names
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  Speaker 1: Adam Hide. Did not know that. He didn't know that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know his real name is Adam Hyde, to be
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: fair around he found out. I found that out from
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  Speaker 1: my girlfriend too, So speculation that is coming, Yeah, I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what that would be sick. I think it's good.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm super keen and just I don't know
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  Speaker 1: anyone else going, just me and Cassie, my girlfriend, and
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  Speaker 1: going and player by. You have some fun I'm keen for.
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  Speaker 1: Like also just camping. There's like he's good food, trucks
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  Speaker 1: and ship down there where you camp and down there
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  Speaker 1: and in what I'm glamping. You didn't know that, but you.
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  Speaker 7: Were a bating me then, I actually didn't know that.
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  Speaker 7: I thought you were going to take your car. I'm
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  Speaker 7: clear because your cars will set up camp better than that.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't even do that, Daddy land Rover right now
• 17:14
  Speaker 7: right WHOA, it's opgay for that.
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  Speaker 1: But also there's no service. Oh that's good. But what
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: day does that festival start? It's the twenty eighth of
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: December till the first of January.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: I find for a festival, I feel like for a
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: New Year's Eve festival, I think that would be a
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: good I think it's good. A so because you'll you'll
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: party night one, but then not go hard party night tube,
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: not go hard.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: No, it's freezing in his eve, baby, you gotta go. Yeah, exactly,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I think it works really really well in a sense
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: of that. And yeah, it's kind of just anticipation. Anticipation,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: then you're ready, really good highlight. The thought of that
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: makes me nervous for you. Honestly, I'm super keen. Yeah,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: and bad is it? I reckon, I'll have I reckon,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I'll have some good stories. Yeah. Please, if you see
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: from a distance, just film him for me and send
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: it to me. Just film No.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: No, if you see from a distance a lost paradise,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: film it. Tag us on your stories.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to repost it because he's not going
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: to have any reception and hopefully you do and he doesn't. Mate.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: That's going to be bad for business. You don't think
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: about the business, you know what I mean? Business is fine.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go like nonchalant. Is that what
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: the right word is? Staff over the head, sonnies, like
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: come on big, going on that famous? You just asked
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: all men to do that. That's my call to action
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: of the episode is please, do I have a call
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: to actually? Please film it? Film me. I want you
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: guys to film me. I want to feel famous when
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: I'm in Queensland. No, but you need to be doing
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: something dangerous I don't know, Like, yeah, I'll do anything. Yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: The only time they could ever get you was like
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: running to the twist. Okay, somebody feel me? And just
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: like I don't know if I'm in a cafe and
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: this is so is this is the word I'm trying
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: to use? Look for here? Self righteous? Is this self
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: righteous or pretentious? To just assume that people are gonna
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: know us everywhere everywhere we go, all the way up down? Unrelatables? Yeah,
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: you know what's crazy? I always thought. I always thought.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I feel like when you start a podcast, or when
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: we started it, there's a there's a part of you
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: that thinks this is never gonna work, and then there's
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: a part of you that thinks, but it could. Yeah,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: And so when we thought of the name relatables, right, like,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think that you can a personality wise, I
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: don't think we can become unrelatable.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: But look, personally, I don't think we're there yet. I
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: do think we're on our way, all right. I do
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: think we're on our way.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're saying that, hey hey wait wait wait wait
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait? Yeah, I'm calm. I want it. I
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: want to just like, what's the word. I want to
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: put it out there that we're on our MANIFESTI yeah,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: on a Manifesteah, but I don't know it.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Like if we start making like a million each year,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: what do we change the names a.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Million dollar babies? Yeah, we're out of time. I don't
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: know we will want to Like, here's the thing, right,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think we'll ever be out of touch.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I look at the thing when I when I'm getting groceries,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: I'll look at it. Right, yesterday me and Beth got groceries.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: It was like two twenty, you know.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Speaking, I was like ool for some groceries. So see,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I'm still saying that I'm not out of touch. Yeah,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: if I didn't say you were going to be like
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: two twenty, that's nothing. I tell you. I'm not out
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: of touch. Let me say okay. Also, I got a
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: coffee the other day. Yeah, and i've and I've noticed inflation. Also,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I got a pie the other day. It used to
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: be four bucks, yeah, seven fifty. I have a burn
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: to pick with pies. I got one too, and I
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: was like, these price, it's a pie? How am I
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: spending seven fifty on a pie. I'm still hungry after
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: a pie. Actually, half the time you are. Pies aren't
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: worth the calories. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, that's besides
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: the point, as I was gonna say, is we're not
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: out of touch it because I'll be out of touch
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: when i'll pay for a I'm out of touch when
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I'm doing my whole grocery shop at Harris Farm and
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not looking at the price. That's when you're out
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: of touch, all right. So do we change the name
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: when we're out of touch? Maybe? Maybe? Maybe, I don't know.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: God is I would like to welcome you all back too,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Week eight of things that aren't just for boys week
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: at Let's have it, Okay. Hear me out being in
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: charge of running the barbie slash. If you're not from Australia, barbecue.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: The barbecue, I need to hear more. Okay. So where
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I'm coming from with this one is, last time I.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Was in Queensland, my dad did a very classic dad thing, okay,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: and he says, Jake, come out here, look what I got.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: And he bought a new barbecue, you know, his new
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: pride and joy okay, and he goes, yeah, cool. So
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: we're having steaks that night, he says to everyone, you
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: know he like with a steak, takeing.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: A medium, rare, medium, well medium.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: He starts going around asking every single steak was well done?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: It was I can't look mount up to this. Obviously,
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: get a woman out there. I guarantee you they'll be
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: able to cook a stake properly and clearly.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: My dad can't do it. You know where that comes from?
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: What listening? Yeah, Dad went out there and he just
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: like started drinking a beer and just chatting. Forgot about him.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I was with him. I was like truth flip that
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: couldn't agree more. Jake, and I've got the second one.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Things that aren't just for boys energy drinks so true.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: They're also like marcho and dark and I want to say,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: like gloomy.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: But they also just like have all these ingredients in
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: them where you don't even know what they are. Yeah,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: it's pretty wild. A. That's why Marissa created perfect ted
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: healthy energy drinks, and she didn't even have us guys
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: in mind when creating them. Mate, big ups to Marissa.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: My favorite apple raspberry did you know? Powered by Marcher
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: and all natural ingredients. Let me give apple raspberry a go. Eh, yo,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: it actually slaps. Where do you get yours.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: From Coles bron You know I'm a Coles guy. Baddies,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: if this is your first time here, welcome. One thing
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: we like to do every week is an IG question
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: where we put a question on our Instagram story and
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: everyone just answers it and then we read out some
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: of the answers. So time for IG question.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: This week's question was what's something you should know as
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: an adult but you don't? Which is a question. But Jake,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: if you're a baddie and you've been here more than once,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: so two times or more, that means that you are
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: enjoying our content. So if you are enjoying our content, Jake,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: where should you go? Patreon? Patreon where they get what
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: do they get?
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: On Monday, you guys will receive the book Club episode
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: five days early.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: On Thursday, you'll get an entirely different episode, unfiltered. We'll
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: say no ads, nothing, all right or just fine, and
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: we do a five check at the end. All four
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: five dollars a month. Yeah boy. But back to the question, Jake, So,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: what's something that you should know as an adult but
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: you don't? I'm kind of regretting picking this question now,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: why you don't know anything? Now, that's the point I
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: thought I was doing good as an adult. The term
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: adult though, like everyone listening right now, we do have
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a jump at fifty. But I'm
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: gonna put them in the same category. You never feel
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: like an adult. Yeah, I wonder when we asked this
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: question a while ago, when do you feel like? I
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: remember when I was in school, I was looking at
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: all these teachers, thinking they've got their ship sorted. Now
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I know some of these people. They don't have their
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: ship sorted. Actually I don't have my ship sorted. Do
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: you have your ship sorted like my actual poo? No,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, actually no, I talked about that a lot now,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I mean like you're ship in life.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Oh look, let's be real, like I would say, I'm fine,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I feel like I have my ship said sorted.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: You don't even look at the price to exit the
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: grocery shop.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: That's actually a lie, because I just said earlier that
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I do you actually just lie.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: That's a cover. That's a cover so you can still
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: call yourself half of the relatables, not the unrelatables. I
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: want to be unrelated. I want money I see right.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I am telling you right now. I want to come
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: in one day and say I am unrelatable, but let
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: me give you advice on how to be related. I
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: want that genuinely. And you know who gives the best
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: advice to other people that used to be in a
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: position that someone's in. So I want that. I'm telling you.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I want that. So I have no reason to lie.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I would never lie to the batties anyway. What's something
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: you would never lie to the baddies? You just said,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: what what year land river does your dad drive? They
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: didn't ask you. Are the baddies are listening? You know
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: the answer. If the baddies asked me, I'll tell them
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: next episode. Ask me what's something you should know as
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: an adult? But you don't? Taxes? I don't understand them
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: at all? A I am.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: When I read this, I think that schools everywhere could
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: very easily get rid of the accusations that they aren't
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: particularly needed. How there's always people saying like, how about
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: instead of teaching me about history, or instead of teaching
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: me about Pythagoras theorem, teach me how to do my taxes.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is like so so many people
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: say that all they need to do is just add
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: how to do taxes into the curriculum, and everyone's going
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: to be like, school's great, we need schools, we need schools.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Just add it into the curriculum. It'd be like a week.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Well what's it called.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: It's not the Illuminati, but like those conspiracies, where like
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: school is to keep people in the system, So they're
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: not going to teach you how to get out of
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: the system by doing your tax as well. They want
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: to keep you in the system. So we just go
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: to pay a tax man, or we do it online
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: on some stupid little app and then we're being kept
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: in the system, which is like a conspiracy or I'm
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: part of the Illuminati now or something that triangle with
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: a little eye and when I say something, I don't
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: understand that. But if the Illuminati exists, I'm in. I'm
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent. I could see you being like a
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: conspiracist when you're older. A do you know how fucking
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: cool it would be to be in the Illuminati and
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: be like this all powerful part of this all powerful
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: group that controls everything. No wonder they keep it a secret.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I also would keep it a seat. I can see
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: you like God forbid, Beth dies first, but you're like
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: eighty three, yeah, all alone, have a dog like walking
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: into your house and like quick, put your tinfoil hat
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: on Addy. People see that's stupid. Don't be ridiculous. That's
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: just stupid. And why are you there? Why are you there?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Why am I coming over? You just said you're there.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: You said, put your timfoil hat on, Addy. Yeah, I'm
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: coming over to see here recording.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: And so if I'm in my house and I'm a
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: tim foil hat guy, why would I be wearing a
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: tim foil hat in my house because I'm obviously going
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: to have the house lined with fucking tin four.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: So if if you go outside, put your tin four
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: hat on, thinking before you talk, please. Okay. So yeah,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: that's a good point, but it also proves my theory.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: All right, you'll relate with this one. What's something that
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: you should know as an adult? But you don't how
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: to use the bus? I know how to use the bus.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I used it. I didn't until like a month ago.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: You go use the bus, I bet you know I don't. No, no, no, no,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: what about of course you don't like out of touch buses?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: You I bet you drive everywhere in pay for petrol,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: don't you? I do. Some people out here are struggling
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: me catching the bus. No, but you you drive? You
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: use the bus for like convenience of not parking, not
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: because it's cheaper. It is cheaper. I don't have paper
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: parking supposed parking. Now, I didn't think about parking, but
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: the convenience of not yea twice now bust into the city.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Who Why didn't anybody tell me about this? I feel
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: like people did?
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but what am I gonna do? Listened about it? Okay,
• 29:36
  Speaker 8: what's something you should know as an adult? But you
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: don't how to control myself from eating the whole fridge?
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Self control with food like chocolate especially is
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: so hard as an adult. Yeah. I keep telling myself
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I can't be buying it, but then I buy it.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I feel like so. I remember as a kid going
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: to some of my mate's houses and looking in their pantry.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: It's like a gold mine in there. Do you think
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: that's a better parenting approach? Sense of Now I'm an
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: adult and I can buy my own stuff. I was
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: the kid who always had apple sandwiches and the shitter snacks. Ever, Yeah,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: but now I have free will yep. Now they didn't
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: get that. I think best similar has said this, I'm like,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: oh fuck, like I don't know how to stop. Now
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I've got it. But if I was a little fatty
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: as a kid, yeah, i'd be better I'd be better off. Now,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: will you get.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: So the way I said to Beth once, you know,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: she said to me that her parents were an ingredient's household.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: So I said, oh, wow, that's really good, and she
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: said this super healthy and I was like, that's so good.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: She's like, look, she was like, yeah, it's good, but
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: also bad because we never had anything good or like
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: considered yummy. So now that they all have money and
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: work and have money, they don't really understand the portions
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: or it's not even that, like they understand portions, but
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: the control of sticking to one portion it's just not
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: a thing. And so growing up with access to just
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: delicious food, you know, you have it, and you have it,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: and you have it and you have it, but then
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: sometimes you get a bit sick of it. So you're
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: kind of like, well, I know it's going to be
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: there still, you know what I mean. So it's like
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: it's like how a dog always eats all their food,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: or Henry does at least for some reason. Heyst for
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: some reason, Henry thinks he's never getting another meal. So
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: but it's like that, Yeah, so I think it is
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: a better parenting proach. She just having some good ship.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: To be fair. So I remember, this is the first
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: time I ever experienced it. I was dating a girl
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: and the juxtaposition of our households were when we had icebox,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: were only allow one at a time. What language were
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: you just talking? What juxtaposition? I know you know what
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: that means, and I also believe that you used it
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: in the right sense, But like, why let me use it?
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Because why it was in fourth wing? Did you read it?
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I did read for they said when they were having sex,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Violet Sorongel said the juxtaposition of like something rubbing her
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: clip and then something else on, like another part of
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: her body was giving two different sensations. And I was like, Jag,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: better fucking pick up on this. But you didn't know
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: why I was hard. I just heard juxtaposition. Yeah, what
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: do you gets horny of the big words? He's like, well,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh that story. Oh no. So as
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: a child, we were only ever allowed one ice block,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: whereas she had to eat as many as she could
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: at the time because her other siblings would eat him.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: So I learned control in that aspect because when we
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: were allowed a sweet little treat like an ice block,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: we were only allowed one. And I guess that was
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: the self control. But it was kind of like Mum
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: was telling me no, not I was telling myself no. Yeah,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: but I don't know parenting would be so hard, like
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: no judge at least correct? Yeah, nothing like what is correct?
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, who's to say in what sense? She's such
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: a good obviously there's a line. But like for all
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: this stuff, I'm hot, Are you hot? Yeah, guys, it's
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: hot in this room where used to we're babies were
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: used to air on anyway, we'll get her. Also, I
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: wore long pants. I can give you some short it's
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: thinking maybe we should do it in our andes.
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you just want to get I wore long pants,
• 33:06
  Speaker 9: thick and like checking the it's like twenty two degrees
• 33:09
  Speaker 9: bit muggy, and I was like, you know, what's fine
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: for this small amount of time I spend outside, I'll
• 33:12
  Speaker 9: be sweet.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Air on inside and I can't believe you guys haven't
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: got ducted air on any whatever. What's something you should
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: know as an adult? But you don't how to use
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: the correct yore? Oh yeah, this is annoying though, Like
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I will show a little bit of like I don't
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: know what's the word sympathy, Yeah, sympathy when someone uses
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: the wrong one, because I still understand what they mean.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly if you're the type of person that corrects
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: the yore that someone used. Yeah, scum of the earth,
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: scum of the.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Earth, cut throat. I feel like we're in a coopy mooon.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: What about there? They're there and there. Yeah, it's hard
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: to I have mastered them. Did you know that? Mastered? Okay,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: let's test you, all right, give me scenarios and what
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: and I'll tell you what they're to use. Okay, no, no, no, no,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I'll say, and you tell me which one they are? Okay, Okay,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: you know them? Yeah? I think so. I don't know. Okay,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: there is a cat t h e R. There are
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: a lot of cats in this room. Well, the way
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: you said it, I did it wrong. The way you
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: said it would still be this is w h e E.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: But if you wanted to say there are like, yeah,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: that's what you're trying to get. You're trying to It's okay,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: it's hard when you're trying to say the sentence in
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: real life. I've never thought of it this way. They're
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: over there? Which one? They're over there? They are over there?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: They t g yr yeah and there? Which was there?
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: That water bottle is theirs? Oh there's yeah t H
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: E I R S. Yeah, yeah, good ship brought. We
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: are not relatable at all. Ship. We should call our
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: podcast we literally just like there. Ten minutes ago we
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: just said that school is like not great? Did stuff
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: for us? Clearly you dropped out though, and you still
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: know yeah yeah, ten years of school. Okay, what's something
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: that you should know as an adult? But you don't
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: what the different oven settings mean? Oh no, all ovens
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: are different, and I am not spending double fan, one fan,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: circle fan. Also, why do we need fan forced and
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: why do we need conventional? Why don't we just have
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: bon and off? What's the agree? How about on and
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: off my cake? Yeah? How about every single person that's
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: creating a recipe create the recipe for just one style
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: of oven setting? You know how every house has an oven? Yeah,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: how can you could get away with not having an oven?
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: A I literally don't use it hot plate in the microwave,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: in a teering, I do not use it. Air fryer. Yeah,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I don't forget about that way. I just
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: they're just like portable ovens. Yeah, and you know they
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: have one setting on and off and then also you
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: know what they have if they have more than one setting. Actually,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: the settings on an air fryer are just on and off,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: and then all the thing is is like if it's
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: a different setting, it's just a different amount of time
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: and temperature. Yeah, simple and making it so easy for us. Yeah,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: way better ovens, Dad, you're trying to be different. Ovens
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: are trying to be ovens. PR team needs to get on. Yeah,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: we should make an oven. We should call it the
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: relatables oven. We should actually make an oven called the Yeah,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: you know, the relatable oven oven. We've dug ourself a
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: whole here, the ovens we use and not the poor
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: man's oven. So they've got all these extra settings on
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: them because we're used to them.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: We're out of touch. Shit, right, what's something you should
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: know as an adult but you don't? Okay, put toilet
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: paper on the toilet water before pooping.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I've heard this before like once or twice, and I
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: think it's crazy. Only it stops the splashing. I didn't
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: know that. I love the splash, Actually I'm not. Something
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: about the splash makes it feel like the toilet's kissing
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: me at your own home. Discuss anywhere anywhere else. I'm
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: getting an STD check if I get splashed. Ok, that's
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: one good thing about Vanda girl. I've said that before.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Like when you're really touches like the side of the seat,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, I'm dying. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: you need to get checked. Also, another good thing about
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: when you get a little splash is if it hits cheek,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I'm pissed. If it hits direct, I'm cheering the cleanups better.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: It's got water. I heard a thing about bidets too,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: because that's water, clean water heating your asshole. But also
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: so it goes up and then goes back down and
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: then lands back on top of the bidet sprayer. So
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: technically the next person who use that toilet is just
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: respraying your ass water.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: No no, no, But like it doesn't land back down
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: because the water is constantly going out physics.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: He didn't learn that before you speak? Okay, what's something
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: that you should know as an adult? But you don't
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: how to read an analog clock? Okay, I just need time?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Are you not good at it? I can? I'm great.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: How long do you need to look at one? I
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: wish we had one to hear? Bang? How long do
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: you need to look at an analog clock before you
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: know the time?
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: I'm actually really good at it, genuinely, give me, like,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: how many seconds do you think?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Three? Three seconds? And you know the time? Yeah? No,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I need ten? Really I need seconds. Is there an
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: anologue clock on your phone? Let's what you can get
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: one for sure? Okay? Oie more of like, I don't
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: even really know how to do this, but I'm screen
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: recording my screen with an analogue clock. App open guys,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: right now? Are you looking at that mirror? The mirror
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: behind me? You dog? Tell me to open? Mate? Also, wait,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: this is the time of right now? Yeah? So do
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: you know what time it is? I have a rough
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: that's the me. I'm sure I can. I'm allowed to
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: take that into my you know what? Actually? Fuck this
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: next episode? Or no? Not next episodereon. No, no, no, no, I'm sorry, guys, Patreon.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: We're filming Patreon in two days. You're going to have
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: a bunch of notes for me.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I am going to buy an analog clock, and I
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: am going to change your time to anything.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and then we're going to test Oddie. Yeah,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you three second, but let's go like just
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: just for the sake of the batteries, right now, that's easy.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Two forty Yeah, you're right, it's actually two thirty nine.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: That's the problem with analog clogs too. You have to round. Yeah, yeah,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: you have to round.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: What's something you should know as an adult, but you
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: don't if you use cold or hot air when your
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: car window is foggy.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I saw a few about this, isn't it like open
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: to interpretation. I always find cold works. I feel like
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: it depends on the conditions. I would say I go
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: cold more than hot, but sometimes I feel like hot.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I think cold works quicker. But in the middle of winter,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: if it's foggy and you put the hot on, it
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: takes a minute, but it does work. So there you
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: guys go, we know that one. Yeah, I help you
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: out there. Okay, tell me if you know this one.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like you won't. What's something
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: that you should know as an adult but you don't? North? South,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: east West? Easy? Go north north South? No, North's not
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: up you south? Oh? Wait? Oh? In this direction? Oh no,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know that. Wait you want me to tell you,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: like as in like point in the direction which way
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: north and south is? It's like on a compass, it's
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: north is jake? Point it up to space for north? Actually,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: if you're at the north poland you have to go north?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Where you're going? Answer that North? Okay? Which way is north? You?
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I can't do it in this room? North is that way?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: How do you know northeast? How do I? How do
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I know? Why I can trust you northeast? We just
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: think where like where you are in positions? Are things
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: that you do know? Is north? So Queensland's north? Yes?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Where's Queensland? Like? I don't know which way this house
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: is facing. How AMU supposed to know that it's facing northeast? East?
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: The north? There way? So that I'm average not? I
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: mean that's north. It's like there. You know I couldn't
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: be anywhere and tell you. Yeah. Oh yeah, nah, if
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: you dropped me and I didn't have like I have
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: a brief knowledge and landmarks, Yeah all right. And I've
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: always struggled, like when I used to be a growl
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: and people were like, oh, yeah, the wind's blowing southwest. Yeah,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: like look at it. And then they say look at
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: the flags or look at the wind, and I'm like,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I'm looking. I don't understand. The thing that sucks the
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: most is that just used to be a thing that
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: people knew where north wll my dad's just like based
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: off the sun and ship. It's like what if you
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: got an internal magnetic compass in your brain? Are you
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: were turtle? What? They finished school so you were turtle?
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Actually it was just they lived life without GPS, Like
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: what the hell? GPS has been a great invention but
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: also ruined us. But it hasn't ruined us. What's going
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: to happen? Like it's going to go away? I doubt it.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about the other day, I was going
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: to a festival and like we timed it obviously with
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: a GPS with Google Maps, Yeah, and I was thinking
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: like it would have been so blissful, like you knew
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: it took two hours to go to Sydney and like
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: you had no idea about traffic, no idea how to
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: get there, but you left like two and a half hours.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: You went through a map. You might have went to
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: the beach first, just because like you could, like in
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: a sense of like you had to because it was
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: going to take forever. It's like a day or deal.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: But now we're like stressed about time all the time
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: because we're like now Google says in our thirty eight,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: and it's got to take it the our thirty eight.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I want I prefer to know. I think that you
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: know how everyone's like we have a literal we have
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: every We know everything because of the phone in our pocket.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: All you have to do is Google it or chat GPT. Right,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: we know everything because of the phone in our Talking
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: about parenting though, this definitely wasn't a conscious choice, but
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: when I used to go to soccer and Sydney every weekend,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I was on bloody map duty because my parents didn't
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: own a GPS. Even like that was you had to
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: read a map. Yeah, every time I went with Dad
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: or Mum, they had they like sticky noted the right
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: pages and then I would be like all right on
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: street bloody Craig Street, turn left and then getting us there.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: It was crazy. So I'm actually okay at as well.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: That's probably why the knowledge or if you handed me
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: a map and you said so, like, technically a map
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: that has the destination should be able to get you
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: to that destination. Yeah, I like my life. They wouldn't
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: get passenger obviously, but I wouldn't get there with that
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: was my job. But I was like, honestly, like gps
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: is were amented then, but we didn't use it. Why. Yeah,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know, what's something you should know as an
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: adult but you don't hmm control? Backspace on a keyboard
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: removes words, not letters. Mind blown? Did not know that?
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? You knew that? I didn't
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: know that. But when I saw this, I tried it
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: I typed this whole thing out that just that whole sentence,
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: and I did it expecting one word the whole line
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: went oh.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: And also it's confusing because Matt keyboards are different with
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: like control and yeah and commands confuses me. A what's
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: something that you should know as an adult but you don't?
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Lesson rights? Oh? I know that? Yes, I'm like bang
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: over my left and right. I'm Sam. I feel that
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: one's relatable, and my last one, this one's I don't
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: think anyone in the world can do this. What's something
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: that you should know as an adult, but you don't
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: how much fucking pasta to cook for one person.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Here's my thing with cooking pasta. It's just no matter
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: how much I put in, is how much I'm eating.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: So sometimes I get a lot, sometimes I get a little.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: If it's there, it's gone. Talking about being out of touch.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Past is cheap. If I could, I'm like, I'll have
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: too much then I'll just throw it out. I know
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I am a waster as well of past it because
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: passes like a dollar from with the I get the
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: colds brand. I don't buy that premium Italian stuff, so
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: I'm still the poor man's I'm in touch I I pasta. Yeah, No,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm a waster. So I feel like I feel like, No,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I was trying to justify why I'm
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: a waster.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Can I tell you something? Yesterday best and I made
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: burgers and I had the meat already.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: So what I do is I buy.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: I haven't been buying it and cooking it and then
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: freezing it and cooked portions. I've been buying it and
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: freezing it in raw portions. Yeah, so I got two
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: portions out and they were thawing out. By the time
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: we got to the point where we wanted to cook
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: our burgers. There was like a ball in the middle
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: of each one about this big that was still frozen.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: So I was going to chuck them out, Like I
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: just got the thought stuff from the outside, and I
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: was going to chuck them out. And I said to
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Beth at the end, I was like, I'm probably gonna
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: chuck these out day and she was like, just put
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: them in like a plastic bag and use them tomorrow.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: I'd put them in a plastic bag, but I was
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: going to chuck it.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Good influence. I was going to chuck them though, Yeah,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: you've done so we're not talking about me, baddies. Unfortunately,
• 45:46
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• 45:48
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• 45:51
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• 45:52
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  Speaker 1: he would. I think it is more of a comfort
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: quote to girls. Personally. I read it similarly to whatever
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  Speaker 1: of a change in pod scene, a YouTube side hustle
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  Speaker 1: doing something funny or a funny challenge would be so good.
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  Speaker 1: What was she answer? What did I ask if you
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  Speaker 1: we changed the scene. We literally did. Yeah. Okay, I've
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• 47:26
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• 47:27
  Speaker 6: How are you?
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Hey?
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: We're doing really good.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: We are calling to ask you for a huge favor,
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: and that favor is to sign off our episode.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm on my lunch break a great time. Yes,
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: I'm just working in retail at lots of time up
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: on the Gold Coast.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: You could sign it off with some advice. Do you
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: have any jokes you could say? Stay back?
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm gonna say stay bad. You also, I also,
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: you missed my friend Kate. You tried calling her, I
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: think last week and she missed your call, and I
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: just thought that was really funny.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Better call Kate one. I think I actually she.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: Sent she sent me your voicemail you left her.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm pretty sure we actually said we were
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: going to call it this week, and we did it
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: were okay, that's so funny. Go rob it in and
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: tell her that we're going to call it well weeks.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: So funny. You have a good day.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: Thank you you too.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: By Sorry Kate, I completely forgot that's in my messages.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. We love you. Stay bad