Latest / Man Who Was Thursday, A Nightmare (Dramatic Reading) / 07 - Man Who Was Thursday, A Nightmare (Dramatic Reading) by G K Chesterton
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- 0:00Speaker 1: The exposure. Such were the six men who had sworn
- 0:05Speaker 1: to destroy the world. Again and again sime strove to
- 0:09Speaker 1: pull together his common sense. In their presence. Sometimes he
- 0:14Speaker 1: saw for an instant that these notions were subjective, that
- 0:18Speaker 1: he was only looking at ordinary men, one of whom
- 0:21Speaker 1: was old, another nervous, another short sighted. The sense of
- 0:26Speaker 1: an unnatural symbolism always settled back on him again. Each
- 0:31Speaker 1: figure seemed to be somehow on the borderland of things,
- 0:35Speaker 1: just as their theory was on the borderland of thought.
- 0:38Speaker 1: He knew that each one of these men stood at
- 0:41Speaker 1: the extreme end, so to speak, of some wild road
- 0:45Speaker 1: of reasoning. He could only fancy, as in some old
- 0:49Speaker 1: world fable, that if a man went westward to the
- 0:53Speaker 1: end of the world, he would find something, say, a
- 0:56Speaker 1: tree that was more or less than a tree, a
- 1:00Speaker 1: tree possessed by a spirit, And that if he went
- 1:03Speaker 1: east to the end of the world he would find
- 1:06Speaker 1: something else that was not wholly itself, a tower, perhaps,
- 1:10Speaker 1: of which the very shape was wicked. So these figures
- 1:14Speaker 1: seemed to stand up, violent and unaccountable against an ultimate horizon.
- 1:20Speaker 1: Visions from the verge the ends of the earth were
- 1:24Speaker 1: closing in talk had been going on steadily as he
- 1:28Speaker 1: took in the scene. And not the least of the
- 1:31Speaker 1: contrasts of that bewildering breakfast table was the contrast between
- 1:35Speaker 1: the easy and unobtrusive tone of talk and its terrible purport.
- 1:41Speaker 1: They were deep in the discussion of an actual and
- 1:43Speaker 1: immediate plot. The waiter downstairs had spoken quite correctly when
- 1:48Speaker 1: he said that they were talking about bombs and kings.
- 1:52Speaker 1: Only three days afterwards, the Tsar was to meet the
- 1:55Speaker 1: President of the French Republic in Paris, and over their
- 1:58Speaker 1: bacon and eggs upon their sunny balcony, these beaming gentlemen
- 2:03Speaker 1: had decided how both should die. Even the instrument was chosen.
- 2:08Speaker 1: The black bearded Marquis, it appeared, was to carry the bomb.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Ordinarily speaking, the proximity of this positive and objective crime
- 2:18Speaker 1: would have sobered Syme and cured him of all his
- 2:21Speaker 1: merely mystical tremors. He would have thought of nothing but
- 2:25Speaker 1: the need of saving at least two human bodies from
- 2:29Speaker 1: being ripped in pieces with iron and roaring gas. But
- 2:33Speaker 1: the truth was that by this time he had begun
- 2:36Speaker 1: to feel a third kind of fear, more piercing and
- 2:40Speaker 1: practical than either his moral revulsion or his social responsibility.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Very simply, he had no fear to spare for the
- 2:49Speaker 1: French president or the Tsar. He had begun to fear
- 2:52Speaker 1: for himself. Most of the talkers took little heed of him,
- 2:57Speaker 1: debating now with their faces closer together and almost uniformly grave,
- 3:02Speaker 1: save when for an instant the smile of the Secretary
- 3:05Speaker 1: ran aslant across his face as the jagged lightning runs
- 3:09Speaker 1: aslant across the sky. But there was one persistent thing
- 3:14Speaker 1: which first troubled Sime and at last terrified him. The
- 3:18Speaker 1: President was always looking at him, steadily and with a
- 3:22Speaker 1: great and baffling interest. The enormous man was quite quiet,
- 3:28Speaker 1: but his blue eyes stood out of his head, and
- 3:31Speaker 1: they were always fixed on Sime. Sime felt moved to
- 3:36Speaker 1: spring up and leap over the balcony. When the President's
- 3:39Speaker 1: eyes were on him, he felt as if he were
- 3:41Speaker 1: made of glass. He had hardly the shred of a
- 3:44Speaker 1: doubt that in some silent and extraordinary way, Sunday had
- 3:49Speaker 1: found out that he was a spy. He looked over
- 3:52Speaker 1: the edge of the balcony and saw a policeman standing
- 3:55Speaker 1: abstractedly just beneath staring at the bright railings in the
- 4:00Speaker 1: sunlit trees. Then there fell upon him the great temptation
- 4:04Speaker 1: that was to torment him for many days. In the
- 4:08Speaker 1: presence of these powerful and repulsive men who were the
- 4:11Speaker 1: princes of anarchy. He had almost forgotten the frail and
- 4:16Speaker 1: fanciful figure of the poet Gregory, the mere esthete of anarchism.
- 4:21Speaker 1: He even thought of him now with an old kindness,
- 4:24Speaker 1: as if they had plagued together when children. But he
- 4:27Speaker 1: remembered that he was still tied to Gregory by a
- 4:30Speaker 1: great promise. He had promised never to do the very
- 4:33Speaker 1: thing that he now felt himself almost in the act
- 4:36Speaker 1: of doing. He had promised not to jump over that
- 4:39Speaker 1: balcony and speak to that policeman. He took his cold
- 4:43Speaker 1: hand off the cold stone balustrade, his soul swayed in
- 4:47Speaker 1: a vertigo of moral indecision. He had only to snap
- 4:51Speaker 1: the thread of a rash vow made to a villainous society,
- 4:55Speaker 1: and all his life could be as open and sunny
- 4:57Speaker 1: as the square beneath him. On the other hand, only
- 5:02Speaker 1: to keep his antiquated honor and be delivered inch by
- 5:05Speaker 1: inch into the power of this great enemy. Of mankind,
- 5:09Speaker 1: whose very intellect was a torture chamber. Whenever he looked
- 5:14Speaker 1: down into the square, he saw the comfortable policeman, a
- 5:17Speaker 1: pillar of common sense and common order. Whenever he looked
- 5:22Speaker 1: back at the breakfast table, he saw the President still
- 5:25Speaker 1: quietly studying him with big, unbearable eyes. In all the
- 5:31Speaker 1: torrent of his thought, there were two thoughts that never
- 5:34Speaker 1: crossed his mind. First, it never occurred to him to
- 5:38Speaker 1: doubt that the President and his counsel could crush him
- 5:41Speaker 1: if he continued to stand alone. The place might be public,
- 5:45Speaker 1: the project might seem impossible. But Sunday was not the
- 5:49Speaker 1: man who would carry himself thus easily without having somehow
- 5:54Speaker 1: or somewhere set open his iron trap. Either by anonymous
- 5:58Speaker 1: poison or sudden street accident, by hypnotism, or by fire
- 6:04Speaker 1: from hell. Sunday could certainly strike him. If he defied
- 6:08Speaker 1: the man, he was probably dead, either struck stiff there
- 6:12Speaker 1: in his chair, or long afterwards, as by an innocent ailment.
- 6:17Speaker 1: If he called in the police, promptly arrested everyone, told all,
- 6:22Speaker 1: and set against them the whole energy of England, he
- 6:25Speaker 1: would probably escape, certainly not Otherwise, they were a balcony
- 6:30Speaker 1: full of gentlemen overlooking a bright and busy square. But
- 6:34Speaker 1: he felt no more safe with them than if they
- 6:37Speaker 1: had been a boat full of armed pirates overlooking an
- 6:40Speaker 1: empty sea. There was a second thought that never came
- 6:44Speaker 1: to him. It never occurred to him to be spiritually
- 6:48Speaker 1: won over to the enemy. Many moderns, inured to a
- 6:52Speaker 1: weak worship of intellect and force might have wavered in
- 6:55Speaker 1: their allegiance under the suppression of a great personality. They
- 6:59Speaker 1: might have called Sunday the superman, if any such creature
- 7:03Speaker 1: be conceivable. He looked indeed somewhat like it, with his
- 7:07Speaker 1: earth shaking abstraction as of a stone statue walking. He
- 7:12Speaker 1: might have been called something above man, with his large
- 7:16Speaker 1: plans which were too obvious to be detected, with his
- 7:20Speaker 1: large face which was too frank to be understood. But
- 7:24Speaker 1: this was a kind of modern meanness to which Sime
- 7:27Speaker 1: could not sink, even in his extreme morbidity. Like any man,
- 7:32Speaker 1: he was coward enough to fear great force, but he
- 7:35Speaker 1: was not quite coward enough to admire it. The men
- 7:40Speaker 1: were eating as they talked, and even in this they
- 7:43Speaker 1: were typical Doctor Bull and the marquis ate. Casually and
- 7:48Speaker 1: conventionally of the best things on the table, cold pheasant
- 7:52Speaker 1: or strasburg pie. But the Secretary was a vegetarian, and
- 7:57Speaker 1: he spoke earnestly of the projected murderer of over half
- 8:00Speaker 1: a raw tomato and three quarters of a glass of
- 8:03Speaker 1: teeped water. The old professor had such slops as suggested
- 8:07Speaker 1: a sickening second childhood. And even in this President Sunday
- 8:12Speaker 1: preserved his curious predominance of mere mass. For he ate
- 8:17Speaker 1: like twenty men. He ate incredibly with a frightful freshness
- 8:21Speaker 1: of appetite, so that it was like watching a sausage factory.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Yet continually, when he had swallowed a dozen crumpets or
- 8:30Speaker 1: drunk a quart of coffee, he would be found with
- 8:33Speaker 1: his great head on one side, staring at Sime. I
- 8:38Speaker 1: have often wondered, said the marquis, taking a great bite
- 8:42Speaker 1: out of a slice of bread and jam.
- 8:45Speaker 2: Where there it wouldn't be better for me to do
- 8:48Speaker 2: it with a knife. Most of their best things have
- 8:52Speaker 2: been brought off with a knife, and it would be
- 8:55Speaker 2: a new emotion to get a knife into a French
- 8:58Speaker 2: president legging it around.
- 9:02Speaker 1: You are wrong, said the Secretary, drawing his black brows, together.
- 9:08Speaker 3: The knife was merely the expression of the old personal
- 9:12Speaker 3: quarrel with a personal tyrant. Dynamite is not only our
- 9:17Speaker 3: best tool, but our best symbol. It is as perfect
- 9:22Speaker 3: a symbol of us as is incense of the prayers
- 9:25Speaker 3: of the Christians. It expands. It only destroys because it broadens.
- 9:32Speaker 3: Even so, thought only destroys because it broadens. A man's
- 9:38Speaker 3: brain is a bomb.
- 9:41Speaker 1: He cried out, loosening suddenly his strange passion and striking
- 9:45Speaker 1: his own skull with violence.
- 9:49Speaker 3: My brain feels like a bomb night and day. It
- 9:54Speaker 3: must expand. It must expand a man's brain. I must
- 10:01Speaker 3: expand if it breaks up the universe.
- 10:06Speaker 2: I don't want the universe broken.
- 10:08Speaker 1: Up just yet, drawled the marquis.
- 10:12Speaker 2: I want to do a lot of beastly things before
- 10:15Speaker 2: I die. I thought of one yesterday in bed. If
- 10:19Speaker 2: the only end of the thing is nothing.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Said doctor Ball, with his sphinxlike smile, it hardly seems
- 10:28Speaker 1: worth doing. The old professor was staring at the ceiling
- 10:32Speaker 1: with dull eyes.
- 10:34Speaker 3: Every man knows in his heart.
- 10:38Speaker 1: He said that nothing is worth doing. There was a
- 10:43Speaker 1: singular silence, and then the secretary said.
- 10:47Speaker 3: We are wandering However, from the point the only question
- 10:52Speaker 3: is how Wednesday is to strike the blow. I take
- 10:57Speaker 3: it we should all agree with the original note of
- 11:01Speaker 3: a bomb. As to the actual arrangements, I should suggest
- 11:06Speaker 3: that tomorrow morning he should go first of all to.
- 11:12Speaker 1: The speech was broken off short. Under a vast shadow.
- 11:16Speaker 1: President Sunday had risen to his feet, seeming to fill
- 11:19Speaker 1: the sky above them.
- 11:22Speaker 4: Before we discuss that, he said.
- 11:24Speaker 1: In a small, quiet voice.
- 11:27Speaker 4: Let us go into a private room. I have something
- 11:31Speaker 4: very particular to say.
- 11:34Speaker 1: Sime stood up before any of the others. The instant
- 11:37Speaker 1: of choice had come at last. The pistol was at
- 11:41Speaker 1: his head on the pavement. Before he could hear the
- 11:44Speaker 1: policeman idly stir and stamp for the morning. Though bright
- 11:49Speaker 1: was cold, a barrel organ in the street suddenly sprang
- 11:53Speaker 1: with a jerk into a jovial tune. Sime stood up taut,
- 11:57Speaker 1: as if it had been a bugle before the battle.
- 12:00Speaker 1: He found himself filled with a supernatural courage that came
- 12:04Speaker 1: from nowhere. That jingling music seemed full of the vivacity,
- 12:08Speaker 1: the vulgarity, and the irrational valor of the poor, who,
- 12:13Speaker 1: in all those unclean streets, were all clinging to the
- 12:16Speaker 1: decencies and the charities of Christendom. His youthful prank of
- 12:21Speaker 1: being a policeman had faded from his mind. He did
- 12:25Speaker 1: not think of himself as the representative of the corps
- 12:27Speaker 1: of gentlemen turned into fancy constables, or of the old
- 12:31Speaker 1: eccentric who lived in the dark room. But he did
- 12:35Speaker 1: feel himself as the ambassador of all these common and
- 12:38Speaker 1: kindly people in the street, who every day marched into
- 12:42Speaker 1: battle to the music of the barrel organ. And this
- 12:45Speaker 1: high pride in being human had lifted him unaccountably to
- 12:49Speaker 1: an infinite height above the monstrous men around him. For
- 12:53Speaker 1: an instant at least, he looked down upon all their
- 12:57Speaker 1: sprawling eccentricities from the starry pinnacle of the commonplace. He
- 13:02Speaker 1: felt towards them all that unconscious and elementary superiority that
- 13:07Speaker 1: a brave man feels over powerful beasts, or a wise
- 13:11Speaker 1: man over powerful errors. He knew that he had neither
- 13:14Speaker 1: the intellectual nor the physical strength of President Sunday, but
- 13:19Speaker 1: in that moment he minded it no more than the
- 13:22Speaker 1: fact that he had not the muscles of a tiger,
- 13:25Speaker 1: or a horn on his nose like a rhinoceros. All
- 13:29Speaker 1: was swallowed up in an ultimate certainty that the President
- 13:32Speaker 1: was wrong and that the Barrel Organ was right. There
- 13:36Speaker 1: clanged in his mind that unanswerable and terrible truism in
- 13:41Speaker 1: the song of Roland Paul's antoine e cretien andois, which
- 13:46Speaker 1: in the old nasal French has the cling and groan
- 13:49Speaker 1: of great iron. This liberation of his spirit from the
- 13:54Speaker 1: load of his weakness went with a quite clear decision
- 13:57Speaker 1: to embrace death. If the peace people of the Barrel
- 14:01Speaker 1: Organ could keep their old world obligations, so could he.
- 14:05Speaker 1: This very pride in keeping his word was that he
- 14:08Speaker 1: was keeping it to miscreants. It was his last triumph
- 14:13Speaker 1: over these lunatics, to go down into their dark room
- 14:16Speaker 1: and die for something that they could not even understand.
- 14:21Speaker 1: The barrel organ seemed to give the marching tune with
- 14:24Speaker 1: the energy and the mingled noises of a whole orchestra,
- 14:28Speaker 1: and he could hear, deep and rolling under all the
- 14:31Speaker 1: trumpets of the pride of life, the drums of the
- 14:34Speaker 1: pride of death. The conspirators were already filing through the
- 14:39Speaker 1: open window and into the rooms behind Sime went last,
- 14:44Speaker 1: outwardly calm, but with all his brain and body throbbing
- 14:48Speaker 1: with romantic rhythm. The President led them down an irregular
- 14:52Speaker 1: side stair, such as might be used by servants, and
- 14:56Speaker 1: into a dim, cold, empty room with a table benches,
- 15:01Speaker 1: like an abandoned boardroom. When they were all in, he
- 15:05Speaker 1: closed and locked the door. The first to speak was Gogol,
- 15:10Speaker 1: the irreconcilable, who seemed bursting with inarticulate grievance.
- 15:15Speaker 3: Foo Foo, he.
- 15:17Speaker 1: Cried with an obscure excitement, his heavy Polish accent becoming
- 15:22Speaker 1: almost impenetrable. You see you, nor hide you say? You
- 15:27Speaker 1: show himself?
- 15:28Speaker 2: It is or nothings. When you want talk importance, you
- 15:32Speaker 2: run yourself in a dark box.
- 15:35Speaker 1: The President seemed to take the foreigner's incoherent satire with
- 15:39Speaker 1: entire good humor.
- 15:42Speaker 4: You can't get hold of it yet, Gogol.
- 15:44Speaker 1: He said, in a fatherly way.
- 15:47Speaker 4: When once they have heard us talking nonsense on that balcony,
- 15:51Speaker 4: they will not care where we go afterwards. If we
- 15:55Speaker 4: had come here first, we should have had the whole
- 15:58Speaker 4: staff at the keyhole. You don't seem to know anything
- 16:02Speaker 4: about mankind.
- 16:05Speaker 1: I die fo, then cried the pole in thick excitement,
- 16:10Speaker 1: and I slay their op presses. I cannot for these
- 16:13Speaker 1: games of gunzealment. I would smite thee tyrant in the
- 16:17Speaker 1: open square.
- 16:19Speaker 4: I see, I see.
- 16:21Speaker 1: Said the President, nodding kindly, as he seated himself at
- 16:25Speaker 1: the top of a long table.
- 16:28Speaker 4: You die for mankind first, then you get up and
- 16:32Speaker 4: smite their oppressors. So that's all right. And now may
- 16:38Speaker 4: I ask you to control your beautiful sentiments and sit
- 16:42Speaker 4: down with the other gentlemen at this table. For the
- 16:45Speaker 4: first time this morning, something intelligent is going to be
- 16:50Speaker 4: said Sime, with.
- 16:52Speaker 1: The perturbed promptitude he had shown since the original summons.
- 16:56Speaker 1: Sat down first, Goggle sat down last, grumbling in his
- 17:01Speaker 1: brown beard about gombromise. No one except Sime seemed to
- 17:06Speaker 1: have any notion of the blow that was about to fall.
- 17:09Speaker 1: As for him, he had merely the feeling of a
- 17:12Speaker 1: man mounting the scaffold with the intention at any rate
- 17:15Speaker 1: of making a good speech. Comrades, said the President, suddenly rising.
- 17:22Speaker 4: We have spun out this farce long enough. I have
- 17:26Speaker 4: called you down here to tell you something so simple
- 17:30Speaker 4: and shocking that even the waiters upstairs, long inured to
- 17:36Speaker 4: our levities, might hear some new seriousness in my voice. Comrades,
- 17:43Speaker 4: we were discussing plans and naming places. I propose, before
- 17:49Speaker 4: saying anything else, that those plans and places should not
- 17:54Speaker 4: be voted by this meeting, but should be left wholly
- 17:58Speaker 4: in the control of some one reliable member. I suggest,
- 18:04Speaker 4: Comrade Saturday, doctor Bull.
- 18:08Speaker 1: They all stared at him. Then they all started in
- 18:11Speaker 1: their seats For the next words, though not loud, had
- 18:14Speaker 1: a living and sensational emphasis. Sunday struck the table.
- 18:20Speaker 4: Not one more word about the plans and places must
- 18:24Speaker 4: be said at this meeting. Not one tiny detail more
- 18:29Speaker 4: about what we mean to do must be mentioned in
- 18:33Speaker 4: this company.
- 18:35Speaker 1: Sunday had spent his life in astonishing his followers, but
- 18:39Speaker 1: it seemed as if he had never really astonished them
- 18:42Speaker 1: until now. They all moved feverishly in their seats, except Sime.
- 18:48Speaker 1: He sat stiff in his with his hand in his
- 18:50Speaker 1: pocket and on the handle of his loaded revolver. When
- 18:55Speaker 1: the attack on him came, he would sell his life, dear,
- 18:59Speaker 1: he would find out at least if the president was mortal.
- 19:03Speaker 1: Sunday went on smoothly.
- 19:05Speaker 4: You will probably understand that there is only one possible
- 19:10Speaker 4: motive for forbidding free speech at this festival of freedom.
- 19:15Speaker 4: Strangers overhearing us matters nothing. They assume that we are joking.
- 19:20Speaker 4: But what would matter, even unto death, is this, that
- 19:25Speaker 4: there should be one actually among us who is not
- 19:29Speaker 4: of us, who knows our grave purpose but does not
- 19:34Speaker 4: share it.
- 19:35Speaker 1: Who the secretary screamed out suddenly, like a woman.
- 19:40Speaker 3: It can't be, he cried, leaping the kunt.
- 19:46Speaker 1: The President flapped his large blat hand on the table,
- 19:49Speaker 1: like the fin of some huge fish. Yes, he said slowly.
- 19:56Speaker 4: There is a spy in this room. There is a
- 19:59Speaker 4: trader at this table. I will waste no more words.
- 20:04Speaker 4: His name.
- 20:06Speaker 1: Sime half rose from his seat, his finger firm on
- 20:10Speaker 1: the trigger.
- 20:11Speaker 4: His name is Gogol, said the president. He is that
- 20:16Speaker 4: hairy humbug over there who pretends to be a pole.
- 20:20Speaker 1: Gogel sprang to his feet, a pistol in each hand.
- 20:24Speaker 1: With the same flash, three men sprang at his throat.
- 20:28Speaker 1: Even the professor made an effort to rise, But Sime
- 20:32Speaker 1: saw little of the scene, for he was blinded with
- 20:35Speaker 1: a beneficent darkness. He had sunk down into his seat,
- 20:39Speaker 1: shuddering in a palsy of passionate relief. End of Chapter
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