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Susquehanna | Son of a Boy Dad #287 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: too Tomorrow's my birthday, Happy birthday, which.
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  Speaker 4: Means that the day that this episode comes out.
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  Speaker 3: It is your birthdays.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell should we should have done something?
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  Speaker 3: You know what's really weird is I just got a
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  Speaker 3: really strong deja vu to last time we recorded on
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  Speaker 3: your birthday. It was gonna be your birthday when the
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  Speaker 3: episode came out as well, I believe.
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  Speaker 4: Is that right?
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  Speaker 3: It can't be, can't be.
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  Speaker 1: The cyclical cycle of day unless we.
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  Speaker 3: Pre recorded or something.
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  Speaker 4: We may we may have done. Was I on this
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  Speaker 4: show a year ago?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Really? Yeah, definitely on the show a year ye?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you've been on the show for a
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  Speaker 1: long a longer time. Thirty six special Brother Welcome.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. I'm gonna exit this. I'm just gonna bail
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  Speaker 4: on this. No, no, I don't even know.
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  Speaker 3: It's ridiculous that life's too short not to bail. Moments
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  Speaker 3: before we started recording. You're right, and that would apply there.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's fine. I think that applies.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, life's too short to bail, never kill yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Also, I'm having a hard time applying some of these
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  Speaker 4: what we're talking about right now to my life and
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  Speaker 4: trying to figure out what the right decisions are.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean, well, whether you're should kill yourself
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  Speaker 3: or not?
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  Speaker 4: Sure? And that's always there, but no on the whole
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  Speaker 4: life's short thing. Oh yeah, I'm starting to feel it
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  Speaker 4: a little bit, right, Yeah, And and yet I also
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  Speaker 4: see that my professional life is becoming quite busy. It's
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  Speaker 4: picking up, yeah, to a rather most unsustainable pitch. Once again,
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  Speaker 4: this happens to me, and you'll handle it well. I will.
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  Speaker 4: I will. I will do something that I'll have a meltdown,
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  Speaker 4: denounce my career and ask those who love me to
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  Speaker 4: find ways for me to switch careers, switch something. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I think that.
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  Speaker 1: I think that you're going to be fine. I think
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  Speaker 1: that I do too. Yeah, it's it's I think it's
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  Speaker 1: a blessing to be busy.
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  Speaker 3: I do, dude. I was thinking that when I was
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  Speaker 3: on my way here. What because we filmed earlier, like
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  Speaker 3: we filmed at like nine am, and then we fucking
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  Speaker 3: then I had to go to my business manager's office,
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  Speaker 3: and then I had to fly down here on the bike.
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  Speaker 3: And I was on the bike and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: this is so much better than just feeling like shit
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  Speaker 3: all day in my apartment. You so much rather be busier,
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  Speaker 3: good and raw.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is porn to my ears.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean I'm always I've always been busy.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, I really am.
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  Speaker 3: People think I don't do anything I'm doing. I'm busy
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  Speaker 3: that we don't.
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  Speaker 4: Think you don't do anything. It's that you do things.
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  Speaker 4: But when you're not doing those things, you're doing nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly, which you'll never change. Absolutely, that's how you should
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  Speaker 3: that's how you should live.
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  Speaker 4: And I would say that the pie chart of doing
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  Speaker 4: things versus doing nothing heavily favors stuffing.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, yeah, absolutely, you're way off. That's way off.
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard the theory that like the best way
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  Speaker 1: to stave off depression is just leaving the house of
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  Speaker 1: course at any time that there's the slightest thing presented,
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  Speaker 1: or like interacting with people, as much as it fucking sounds.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know what they say, The idle mind is
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  Speaker 3: the devil's playground.
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  Speaker 1: That's from the music man.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, I think the problem is that Harry doesn't
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  Speaker 4: have depression, so he has no need to leave the house. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: anxiety your affliction. My understanding I thought was was that
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  Speaker 4: was its anxiety, and your anxiety comes from leaving the house.
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  Speaker 3: So no, I wouldn't say that.
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  Speaker 4: What we need to do is get you depressed.
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  Speaker 3: Now, my anxiety comes from not doing anything.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't anxiety like a trepidation about the future, and depression
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  Speaker 1: is kind of a lamenting of the past.
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  Speaker 3: Well, very interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Deep, Oh you think, and like you have less past
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  Speaker 1: to be depressed about.
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  Speaker 3: I get anxious about the past and the future.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's a but hold on, that's an interesting point
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  Speaker 4: because you just haven't lived long enough yet to be depressed,
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  Speaker 4: whereas anxiety found me later. Interesting, I see, And so
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  Speaker 4: our lives have sort of been flipped. But I'm still
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  Speaker 4: you know, Anxiety is my girlfriend, depression is my wife.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting, I see.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well they pegged me. They both pegged me mercilessly.
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  Speaker 4: They don't even start with a plug. They don't let
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  Speaker 4: me have time to warm up. I don't get poppers,
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  Speaker 4: I don't get anything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a surprise.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck, it's just they don't spit on their hands.
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  Speaker 1: They wake up with the strap.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just a forcing end.
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  Speaker 3: You wake up and you go, is it in me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nice. I think that you're going to enjoy
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  Speaker 1: thirty six, and I think the busyness is a nice thing.
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  Speaker 3: Thirty six is going to be a blessing because thirty
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  Speaker 3: five was just a warm up for thirty Thirty five
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  Speaker 3: was the worst year of my life. Thirty five years
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  Speaker 3: warm up for thirty six.
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  Speaker 4: It stands as a definitive Well, it's good to know.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, if you looked at my basketball card, if
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  Speaker 4: I was averaging like twenty points a game my whole career,
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  Speaker 4: thirty five, it was like four to three and two. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like were my numbers. And I wasn't injured. I wasn't
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  Speaker 4: injured game, there were no injuries. I didn't miss a game,
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  Speaker 4: played eighty two games. But his numbers, for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 4: dropped so much.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have a specific year round thirty five? Thirty five?
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  Speaker 1: It never hit thirty five?
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  Speaker 3: Really, nineteen for me easily clears why that was right.
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  Speaker 3: When I moved to New York and middle of COVID
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  Speaker 3: had no friends, just cried in my apartment all day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds like a good one. You're thirty five
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  Speaker 4: was really the worst year. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm trying to remember why.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I know why. Yeah, you had some tough stuff happen.
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  Speaker 3: And we're here for you.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty six, Actually, I don't even know what bad stuff happened.
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  Speaker 1: I have a weird way of framing every year as
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  Speaker 1: like the best year.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, what an incredible, like healthy way to live.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if I could do that, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: If I were to do that exercise, I would simply
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  Speaker 4: arrive at my last year by knowing which one was
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  Speaker 4: the last on the years of worst.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, if I was like I could rank them all
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  Speaker 4: from worst to the least worse. Oh, that one's at
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  Speaker 4: the bottom.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: I was like get sad on my birthday and have
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  Speaker 1: since I was like three years old, because I just
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  Speaker 1: like being the age that I am or was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never been a big birthday guy either.
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  Speaker 4: You can also argue by the way that all of
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  Speaker 4: my years have subsequently been worse than the one before. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: which with some ex options, But I would argue that
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  Speaker 4: my one and two were my best years of my
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  Speaker 4: life because I simply don't have any negative memories from them.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting, good point, good point.
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  Speaker 1: No memories. Terrible shit could have happened then you.
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  Speaker 3: Just I would say I probably, I'd say twenty two
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  Speaker 3: for me, twenty one, twenty two. I peaked.
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  Speaker 4: Why.
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  Speaker 3: I was just like, it was just like she was
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  Speaker 3: going good, you know, twenty one, it's like you turned
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  Speaker 3: twenty one. It's fine.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I remember going in, you know, getting buying a case
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  Speaker 3: of course banquet, and I remember I the guy was like,
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  Speaker 3: give your idea, any scam idea, and it's and it
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  Speaker 3: beeped the birthday song? No, I did it did? It
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  Speaker 3: was sick. I was pumped.
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  Speaker 1: The black birthday song, No, the white one, that would
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  Speaker 1: be awesome. That was so respectable.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, beat the birthday song. And then it only.
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  Speaker 4: Does that if you're buying a forty on your.
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  Speaker 1: Birthday cold forty five huh if?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's hard to there's not. There's there's not
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  Speaker 3: many greater feelings than buying your first legal case of beer.
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  Speaker 3: It's a great feeling that I've experienced.
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  Speaker 4: I had been buying beer since I was sixteen.
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  Speaker 3: Same with me, so would I. But the first legal
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  Speaker 3: one is you know, you're like, I never have to
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  Speaker 3: stress about this again.
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  Speaker 1: Because you can finally bend your knee to Uncle Sam.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And you can also like if they're like, if they
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  Speaker 3: think your id's fake, you can finally be like, call
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  Speaker 3: the cops. Get the cops here. I want you to
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  Speaker 3: call the cops.
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  Speaker 1: Aren't there some places that won't let you buy beer
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  Speaker 1: on your actual birthday?
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  Speaker 3: The first place I went to try to buy beer
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  Speaker 3: on my birthday on my twenty first birthday, and.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't hit him with a call the cops.
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  Speaker 3: No, they were just like, yeah, no, we can't accept it.
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  Speaker 3: They were like, it's a vertical ID and we don't
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  Speaker 3: accept vertical IDs.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like machines.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, but it's my birthday,
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm sorry, man, And it was like this like
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  Speaker 3: one of those like cool it was. I was in
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  Speaker 3: Denver and it was one of those like cool liquor
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  Speaker 3: stores where they the guy was like the guy like
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  Speaker 3: helps me, like se lecked my own six pack of
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  Speaker 3: like different craft beers and ship.
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  Speaker 4: On an assortment.
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  Speaker 3: And I was pumped. And then I go bring it
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  Speaker 3: to the counter and then I had to go slowly
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  Speaker 3: put every single individual beer back in the cooler. You
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  Speaker 3: put it all back. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He wasn't even like I'm sorry, I'll take care of
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  Speaker 4: it for you now.
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  Speaker 3: He was pretty like, uh, I just can't accept.
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  Speaker 1: It, and why did you just leave it and be
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  Speaker 1: like okay, fuck you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was just doing his job, really, Yeah, but
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  Speaker 4: it was my dad and you then were not doing
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  Speaker 4: your job. I don't think it's your job to put
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  Speaker 4: beer back where it belongs. Now. It is something I
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  Speaker 4: would do. It is something I would do. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: get that. There was almost a sick pleasure if I'm
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  Speaker 4: in a grocery store and I realized that I don't
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  Speaker 4: want something and going back and putting exactly where I
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  Speaker 4: found it. Yeah, leave the stone unturned, leave the campsite
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  Speaker 4: the way that you found it, exactly better than you
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  Speaker 4: found it, better than you found it.
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  Speaker 1: Just like do you ever watch the video Cartnark videos?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I guess so. But you know that's is one
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  Speaker 4: of those things where to me, that guy, the cartnarc
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  Speaker 4: is giving he's giving people like me a bad name. Cartnark. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: he makes videos where he gives people a hard time
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  Speaker 4: when they don't return their shopping cart in the parking
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  Speaker 4: lot to the little overhead covered cart bin like.
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  Speaker 3: We we got a rule breaker. Yeah, I don't fuck
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  Speaker 3: with that at all.
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  Speaker 1: And then like they'll like flip out on him, and
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  Speaker 1: he has a magnets that he'll like throw on their
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  Speaker 1: car and they'll be.
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  Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck is this?
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  Speaker 1: You get so pissed and they get furious and they'll
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  Speaker 1: chase him. He'll be like, why why are you chasing me?
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome. Yeah, No, I don't fuck with that though,
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  Speaker 3: because like the way that I grew up, the way
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  Speaker 3: that you do it is you go, you put your
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  Speaker 3: cars in the grocery, you put your groceries in the car,
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  Speaker 3: and then you kind of just let the cart slowly
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  Speaker 3: drift down the parking lot. Yeah, he was like ninety
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  Speaker 3: feet down to the McDonald's at the end of the parking.
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  Speaker 4: Lot where it's picked up by a homeless guy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: then you is it to fill with bottle redemption?
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  Speaker 3: He could hopefully get together eighteen dollars.
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  Speaker 4: But dude, you know the cart, that's that's all. It's
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  Speaker 4: just one of those things to me. Where as much
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  Speaker 4: as I love enforcing the unwritten rules, uh, that one
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  Speaker 4: and he's made a big thing of it is is
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  Speaker 4: so far down the list of things that are like
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  Speaker 4: ruining the fabric of society, whereas policing the breakdown lane
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  Speaker 4: is something that fucks up society.
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  Speaker 3: That is different because that fucks up society. Way dude,
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  Speaker 3: there's a guy that's there's a kid, there's a sixteen
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  Speaker 3: year old kid that his job is to go collect
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  Speaker 3: those carts. I think he's pissed. Huh you think you
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  Speaker 3: think it focks his hit him up that much?
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  Speaker 4: His job?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, But like his job isn't just that.
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  Speaker 3: I think it is.
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  Speaker 4: No a cart guy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if if thing runs into somebody's car and
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  Speaker 1: dings their car when you let it run away, not
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  Speaker 1: your problem them, not your problem on them, not your
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  Speaker 1: like your eyes on the road. I think that they're
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  Speaker 1: exactly equal.
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  Speaker 3: Really that's correct.
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  Speaker 4: But hold on a second.
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  Speaker 1: So what's the problem with the breakdown lane.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the breakdown lane you bring in all kinds of
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  Speaker 4: other things. First of all, it is increasing traffic.
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  Speaker 3: It's increasing it. There's people that actually break down.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're you are. Now you're blurring the line of
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  Speaker 4: what the breakdown on the shoulder is meant to be used.
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  Speaker 4: For there's signs all along the shoulder that say, do
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  Speaker 4: not use the shoulder, don't drive in the shoulder. There's
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  Speaker 4: supposed to be for emergency vehicles or for people I
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  Speaker 4: guess who are like racing their in labor wife to
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  Speaker 4: the hospital so that the baby is not born in
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: the back of a fucking superu outback.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: And lesbians are having babies these days.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Huh, well they have been.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: That's a super joke.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Lost the love. It roasted those rug munchers.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: But but the the point is that, uh, you know
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: that that all that, and and and anyone going in
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: the breakdown lane who has to then emerge in as
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: I've said this a thousand times, is adding time to
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: the commute home of anyone who's actually paying it, playing
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: by the rules.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: If you're in the breakdown lane, I want to see blood, Yeah,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: I want to I want to know.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: You need your own homemade siren that you're gonna put
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: on top of the car.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Take some blood, slap it on the window.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: You're the same person that when there's like a car crash,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: you're and you're like stuck in traffic, You're like, somebody
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: better have died big time.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I am exactly like that.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they're like, we are waiting because in the
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: station because of an accident that happened at forty seconds
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: to Yeah, I'm like, there better have been someone.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Multiple people, multiple people.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: We need, we need full blown.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Nothing worse than being in dead stop traffic for two
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: hours and you get up there and it was a
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: fender bender and you're going, how.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Well, d well, what's worse is when it's like a
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: fender bender where the two people didn't have the decency
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: to pull their off to the side. Oh yeah, and
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: they're like, no, it's a crime scene. We're not moving,
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: We're gonna deal with our insurance and we're gonna get
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: the fucking tow truck and the police officer to write
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: his accident a report. Right here in the middle lane
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: at rush hour. It's like, dude, moving your cars ten
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: feet to the right, isn't going to all of a
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: sudden make it impossible, yeah, for the crime scene to
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: assess who's at fault. Yeah, I've never understood.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: That what's the craziest What's what city would you say
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: have you been to or state that has had the
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: craziest drivers?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I think that New York drivers are like pretty low
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: on the crazy because like I think that they kind
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: of will like they'll beep at you and give you
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: a hard time, but they just want to like get
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: past you, Whereas like I'll be in Delaware and somebody
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: will like get in front of you and like stop
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: driving because like they they of a perceived slight on
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: the road. Like there's some people in different states that
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: will like ruin their own day to ruin your day.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, you just want to get someone, Yeah,
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say Baltimore, Delaware, Yeah, same shit. I
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: was gonna say that the Chesapeake area, Yeah, that area.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: I remember when I went fishing out there. I remember
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: driving back and being like this is like I'm in
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: a fucking this is like I'm playing GTA right now.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Washington was this weekend was crazy too, because that's like
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: that area that I was in where I was fishing.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: The speed limits seventy, so people go ninety and everyone
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: is going ninety, and it's always like big trucks, like
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: you'll be drpying, you'll be going like you'll be going
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: like eighty. That's what pieces me off. The thing that
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: really annoys me is when I'm going fast and I
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: get passed in the right lane. Because here's one.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Thing, why are you Why are you camping out the left?
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: I'm not budgeting the left. If I'm going fifteen over come,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: If i'm going fifteen over I'm not budgeting and I'm
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: going there.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: And there's there's nobody on the right that you'd have
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: to wait behind. No, then you're a cut.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I'm not budgeting. That makes you the No, that makes
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: them a bad person. Why do they got to go
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: one hundred miles per hour? Maybe there's someone's in labor,
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: they're not.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: You're passing in the right lane is for cruising, and
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: you're a cruiser. You're not changing your speed. Look there's
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: someone frother faster than you.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Move over.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: I'm a speed racer. I'm a speed racer. I don't
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: even have a problem with this, dude, I don't have
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: a problem with this. Move over. Let them go past.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: It a hunt and then get back in.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Get back in that.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: I've done that. I've done that from time to time.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: But this weekend I was really I was standing my
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: ground because you know, these people try to pass you,
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: and you're like, where what do you like? Where we were?
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I was like, there's nothing around here, so where are
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: you going that you need to be going one hundred
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: and twenty miles per hour?
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: You just it's not I don't think it's for you
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: to know or decide it is. How and why a
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: person on that road in the state of Washington, yeah,
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: which could not be farther from where you live in
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: the United States, why they are driving as fast as
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: they are.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: I think it's just because they're bad drivers, unsafe.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I was I like my wife had not a pregnant
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: We were like rushed to the hospital this this uh
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: past weekend, and somebody was going like super slow in
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: front of me, like turning onto the street in front
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: of the hospital, like about to make me miss a light.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Beat that at him, beat again, and like I'm just
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: trying to get around to him because I really think
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I thought I was in like this dire situation. Yeah yeah,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: And he like has the nerve and it's making me
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: think of you to like give me like this crane.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: I do it all the time. I do it every time.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: It's like, bro, you're fucking negative one mile an hour
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: through an intersection about to cause me to miss it.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Every time someone passes me on the right, I go like,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I I go, and I look and I go, you
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: must be in a big rush. I saw it like
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: out loud. I'll talk to myself and I'm like, yep,
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: you gotta get going two hundred. Get to two hundred again.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The worst is when you see a guy like
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: like Roan's guy or whatever, someone who's just holding everything
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: up and you finally get around them and you realize
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: it's a ninety five year old man or woman with
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: the blocks. Yeah, they're wearing I don't know, winter hat
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: for some reason.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Your significant other is also like curled in the front seat.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's there's they can barely see over the wheel,
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: and and that's where you're like, you immediately think, one,
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: why are they still alive? Yeah, you know, let go?
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: And two. There should be term limits on driver licenses, Oh, absolutely,
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: just as there should be on politicians. You shouldn't be
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: able to drive after a certain age, just as you
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: shouldn't be able to be a fucking senator or congress
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: person after eighty five years old. Yeah.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking strong Therm and.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Pretty much every time I've almost gotten in a car accident,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: and it was called by someone who was like ninety
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: years old. We like, out of nowhere. You come up
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: on them on the highway and they're going thirty miles
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: per hour. Have I ever told you at the time
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: when I was on the on the highway with Frank.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Driving Frank the tank, Yeah, he drives.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've also been on the highway with him driving.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: It's dude, you you literally like you have to sit
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: in the back seat and.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Like cover your head. Yeah, because you're.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Going we're going twenty five miles. I don't mind that, dude,
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: people are honking.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: I don't mind that.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? And then Frank's like, yeah, I haven't
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: really driven on the highway in a while, and they're like, yeah,
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: I can tell I don't.
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: Like.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: I'd much rather have that than a buddy of mine.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: And I have a few who are they do that
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: thing where they are switching lanes constantly and then getting
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: right up I see that drives eat in front but
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: behind the guy in front of them and tailing them
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: at seventy five miles an hour.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: You're like, dude, if anything goes wrong, We're fucked. Yeah,
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: you understand you cannot stop quickly enough if that guy
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: in front of us.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, That's exactly what I'm talking about.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: Though.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Those are the people that I said, I don't, I don't,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: I don't move for okay.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: But if one of those people is behind you, you
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: have to seed to their craziness.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: If someone I will say, if someone's behind me and
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: I can get over to the right and they can't,
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: I will get over to the right.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Why would be someone Why wouldn't they be able to
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: go over to the right.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Because if there's another car, if there's like a car
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: like to the right of them, and that car is
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: not speeding up, and I'm the one that's blocking them in,
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: then I will move to the right.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Bro who said we don't have an off speed pitch,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: we're talking cars, Yeah, click.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: And we'll talk trains if we want. It's not all planes.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: My new obsession, and this has happened at a couple
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: shows that I've had because is finding people in the
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: audience that work for trains, like Amtrak or subways. For trains.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: I don't want to specify what what do you do
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: for a living? Trains?
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Got it?
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Period, just trains and when you get conductors, which was,
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: by the way, one of my few childhood dream jobs.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to be conducted.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: In fact, that one Christmas my parents got me the
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: conductor hat, the striped hat, and I walk around going
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: too too, you know, yeah, I know, I I what.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Here's something that I always ask, which is how long
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: have you been doing it? They say whatever? Fifteen years,
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: twenty years. I say, has anyone ever thrown themselves in
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: front of your train? And they say they all say absolutely,
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: a lot of people. Yeah, And I say okay, and
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: what's the protocol there? And they have to Once that happens,
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: they have to bring the train to a stop. But
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: because of inertia, which is resistance to change in motion arrest, Yeah,
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: it takes a while.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: For that train to stop, right, A good Macmiller song.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. They then get out whatever half a mile away,
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: they have to walk back with the police to the
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: body that they hit and they confirm it hits dead.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: That person's dead.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been on the train for this.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Why did they confirm?
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: It's their job They're the ones that hit the person.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: They need to be the ones to confirm that that
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: body is dead.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: And then they gotta and then they have to clock
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: out immediately, right, really, yeah.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Because I didn't know that that's the most likely they're
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: most likely to do it against No.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: I think it's because they're like fucked up from just
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: having seen a squashed the taste for blood.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll like take the train off the track, Yeah,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: start hunting people down crowds, Yeah, like German festivals Christmas.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: I was gonna ask you, Roan, so you you said
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: you had to drive your wife to the hospital. Was
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: that like? So, I'm assuming everything was okay.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Everything was okay, So how are you?
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: How are you what?
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Why would you assume that?
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Because we're recording right now, and I'm assuming if things
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: weren't okay, Roan probably wouldn't be in the studio now
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: talking about trains and planes. He said it was this week?
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Did you it was this week?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Was Saturday?
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Wow? Saturday.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: But I was gonna ask you, do you feel like
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: you're ready? You're ready for the big one?
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: I asked him that yesterday.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Francis sorry, asked me, we already have this cover.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: But now that you've had, now that you've had the
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: test drive, you think you're ready for the.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Real it's nice to get like it was nice to
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: know the steps that you go through. And I realized that,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: like I need to load up on snacks.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Got it because we were in a room.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: For fucking ever. Yeah, and then we go to a
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: ven She's like, can we go to a venue? Can
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you go to a venuing machine? Bring back stuff from
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: the vending machine? That have what she wanted from the
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: venue machine? Is I need to load up?
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: You gotta have the car prepped.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: The cars prepped, bags are prepped. Uh, just a small
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: bag of like toothpaste and stuff ready to go. But
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I need googles and bugles. Yeah, I need all that
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: kind of ship.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Like my car is always stocked like that same your
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: car is.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Yea your car I do ever since, ever since the
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: pistachio people sent me a huge box beef jerky people,
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: all those people that sent me stuff from that hotel video,
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Like all that's in my.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Car, you could maybe recommend something.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: I can Definitely, I could definitely recommend some stuff too.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: You're gonna want to hear from me.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: I snack more than both of you guys, for.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Sure, healthier and I have a better sense of what.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: No one wants to go through labor and then be like, yeah,
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: let me get some of those bird seeds.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: You always go back to your bird seeds. That's what
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: you eat, that's what you eat. I eat beef jerky,
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: I eat pistachios.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: How do you think you have twins? And then you go, mmm,
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: do you have any pistachios on you?
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: You never know if it's the if it's the some
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: roasted chili, the honey roasted.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Bad, And allegedly that goes away like the second the
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: babies are out. So I think that she's gonna be
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: ready to pour some heat in.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, so you want talkies, Yeah, maybe some.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Seven eleven.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: I got a guy. I got a guy locally who
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: hooks me up with some solid pringle flavors. I can
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: get you some hominiero yeah yeah, or jalapena locally. Yeah,
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: what is it?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: He's like a butega he I'm not going.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: To give up my sources. I can't tell you what's
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: where the honey hole's at. I'm telling you I could
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: hook you up.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: My wife needs a fucking hack.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I'll get snacks, I'll get I'll get you. I mean
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: these are I'm introduce me to your guys. I'm talking
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: these are top tier pringles, cut out the middle, top tier. Wow,
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: you've never seen.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Miss down Jones. She dropped off a pack of spicy
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: pickle goldfish, and I think that people really assume that
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: pickles are pregnancy craving. Yeah, everyone almost thinks pickles, but
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: she hasn't really had crazy pickle craving. I think she
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: likes them less. She's normally a pickle woman.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: M m.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: But yeah, we need a nice swath of snacks. And
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I was thinking jerkis and I was thinking, uh, like
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: nuts and stuff like that, some stuff for me, or
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you're thinking like peat rings and like.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Uh, jerky. The problem with jerky is that jerky is
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: a snack you go to eat when you're actually hungry,
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: and I feel like it does not help with that
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah it does not for me. It's by
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: far the most substantial snack.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know, sleeve of bringles does it better for
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: me than a thing of jerky?
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Empty calories? Empty calories? Jerky does have nutritional benefit.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: One of those are bricks of salt.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: It's got so much sodium in it.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Jerky, Yeah, well, depending on which one you get I'm
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: getting more all natural. I'm getting all natural kind of
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: stuff that.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: You're getting the Instagram ad shit where it's just like
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: the piece of jerky is just like a very thin
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: sliver of a ribbi.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Stage I'm getting. Yeah, I'm getting jerky that was started
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: by some kid in his garage where he was sunning
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: the meat on the top of the roof. Yeah, and
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: then he decided to give up his job caddying.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Have you guys ever seen the episode of Workaholics the
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Jerky's like, dude, your jerky's amazing, the beef Jerky episode. No, No,
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: It's one of the funniest episodes of television of all time,
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: and you need to go watch it after this.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: No, I haven't seen that. But to be honest with you,
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: I am glad that you are capable of making a
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: reference and saying have you guys seen this with it
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: being something that we haven't actually seen, as opposed to
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: the Boy Dad Boy story episodes, Grenade or you were like,
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: have you guys ever seen the movie Dodgeball?
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Have you guys tried pancakes?
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: That was you?
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: That was me? Yeah, very funny, very funny.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Wow, condition but can't take it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: You should watch that episode though.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: It's it's hysterical, this really funny movie called Wedding Crash.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: I watched an episode of Workaholics last night. I forget
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: which episode it was.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: I just watched.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: I watched one individual episode on my TV.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: And watched it last night. I can't remember. Gotta be
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: some good wed you gotta it was.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: The one hour of sleep.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: The woman in the hallway or in the elevator at
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: the super Bowl has scarred me about all things Workaholics.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: We talked about it on the y Act. But there was
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: a woman in the elevator and it was me her
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: and Sas and I was like, yeah, I saw Adam
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: and Blake at the in the in this hotel earlier
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  Speaker 1: Adam and Blake in no hotel earlier this week. What yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Like she listened in on our conversation and interjected.
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  Speaker 4: You weren't even talking to her talking to him.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like excited because I'm fans.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Of these people. Does she know who they were?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: She's like, I'm their producer. Shut up, And I was like,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: all right, still doesn't warrant that like.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: No, it's worse.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: It's worse because now you're like, now you can go
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: public and be like Adam and Blake's producer is one
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: of the worst people alive. I think she was joking,
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: you're going to be that, then you don't give anyone.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: There's a good chance she'll hear this, and she heard.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: The last time we talked about it, she was fine.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: She was she was it was. It was uncomfortable, but
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: it was fine.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Clearly angling for a role in the reboot.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I would love one. That would be a dream. But
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I think I I think she was trying to joke,
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: and I think we took it.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I think that the most like becoming way that you
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: could handle situation like that is kind of silently appreciating
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: other people, appreciating your own.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I kind of appreciated the way that
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: she handled it. I thought it was pretty like it's
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: insane to do that. It's insane to be like two
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: strangers in the elevator Like that would be like if
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: I was in an elevator and someone was like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I saw something you guys did. I don't know what
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  Speaker 3: you guys would possibly do together without me. We do
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  Speaker 3: a lot what by homb Yeah, but that wouldn't make
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: sense walk the dog talking about like a media something
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: media used to be dog media wise, I guess it'll
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: be like if Tyler was in fucking an elevator and
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: someone was like, I don't know, I've lost I've lost
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  Speaker 3: it completely.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: You can't come up with a parallel.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: I think the comparison that I'm gonna make is pretty obvious.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: So that's why I'm not gonna say it. I was
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: just gonna repeat exactly what I don't say it.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: I haven't learn from that long example.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think that would be crazy if and
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: then yeah, it's crazy, but then you go, no, I
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  Speaker 1: work for them, and that would still be crazy, And
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  Speaker 1: There's like I saw Francis and Sas doing stand up comedy.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I getsh but that, but I don't know if that
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: works because there's no one that would see me and
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Francis do stand up that wouldn't know who you are.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: That's not necessarily true. There's a world where there are
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: four to five people out there who know you and
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  Speaker 4: know me but don't know ron.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: I got hit with that this weekend, someone hit me
• 33:42
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• 33:45
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  Speaker 4: So you don't respond to your dms. Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: am now getting flooded with d ms from people trying
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: to reach you and asking me to pass on messages
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: to you.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Shit, I think my fishing rod got here today.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Speaking of no, don't go into that yet. I got
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: girls telling me set me up with Sass. I'm trying
• 34:14
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• 34:19
  Speaker 4: me along to Sass? Because I don't open these I
• 34:21
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• 34:23
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• 34:26
  Speaker 4: for me to be like, I'll pass you to Sass
• 34:28
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• 34:31
  Speaker 4: There's a toll for that sort of access.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: You got to pay the trolls toll. It's always Sonny.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and uh, I don't know really what the solution is.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I think you've made it worse saying this.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just don't answer.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: I don't answer anything.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I don't understand the people like I. I don't know.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's maybe it's me, maybe I'm the weird one.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: But like people that are just constantly answering their dms,
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: it's insane to me, I did, You're just like mook answers.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: I think every single DM, hey, he gets very few, No,
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: he gets a ton, No, yeah, he gets a ton,
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: and he answers all. And I'm like, dude, you're having
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• 35:17
  Speaker 4: I answer my dms the way that Obama answered letters
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: to the White House. I select about ten percent.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: I select about yeah, I select about point five percent,
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: And it's usually just someone who's like, just saw the
• 35:31
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• 35:35
  Speaker 1: In that Linking movie. Weren't there like a group of
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: people in the lobby every day who wanted to have
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: like audience with Lincoln? A few of them would be selected.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: That's how it should be. People, if they want to
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: talk to you, they should come to three thirty three
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: seventh have.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go grab my fishing rod Ryan.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Grief of a mother who has lost three sons in
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: the war. That's kind of a good Do you know
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: what that is and saving Private Ryan. They have the
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: letter that Lincoln wrote to the mother who had lost
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: all of her sons, which stands as sort of the
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know the driving force as to why they
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: think they need to go rescue Private Ryan.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Why is every Abraham Lincoln impression like kind of the same.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: Well, he spoke with a high he had a high
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: pitched voice. Yeah, the one that I mean, the one
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: that what's his name when he played him is I think,
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: my guest, quite accurate and stands down as the as
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: the voice of.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Lincoln Braver Angels of our nature.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the brighter Angel. What a lovely quote that is?
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: That is a nice quote. But like, like, how do
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: they you know, assume to know what head?
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: There was a lot written about Lincoln, but the tone
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: of his voice, Yeah, I think so absolutely. And and
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: also you know that the Lincoln Douglas debates, I mean,
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: there were so much oratory from Lincoln that was recorded
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: in history where I mean they have photographs of him.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Isn't it wild to think that, like, there's massive campaigns
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: going on right now that both Lincoln and Kennedy were gay.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: What there's massive campaigns that half of Rushmore was gay
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: or no, Kennedy's not a Rushmore, but that that like
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: some of our greatest presidents and greatest Americans, Like I'll
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: see Twitter threads every day of like Kennedy dancing with
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: one of his friends, like as a young man. They're like, yep,
• 37:42
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• 37:45
  Speaker 1: from Lincoln like that he slept in the same bed
• 37:48
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• 37:50
  Speaker 1: impoverished in Kentucky at like nineteen or something like that,
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• 37:55
  Speaker 4: He was a wrestler. Lincoln was who the old rail
• 37:59
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• 38:03
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• 38:06
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• 38:12
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• 38:19
  Speaker 4: Mm.
• 38:22
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• 38:25
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  Speaker 4: Now, that's a typical sign and.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, really quick, amazing historical fact. Did you know that?
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: You know? Ulysses S. Grant succeeded Lincoln well after Lincoln's
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: vice president, who was Johnson. Yeah, and of course and
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Andrew Johnson was his VP and became president when Lincoln
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: was shot and killed by John Wilkes Booth. But Lincoln
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: or sorry Johnson was one of the most unpopular presidents
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: in history. And as soon as Lincoln's second term ended,
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: he was out and Grant became president.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: The Civil War.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, popular bro in a and he yeah,
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: he was just like a resounding victory figure. However, the
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: night that Lincoln was shot at Ford's Theater by John
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Wilkes Booth, Grant and his wife were supposed to accompany
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: Lincoln and Mary Todd to that play and sit in
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: the booth with them, And there was a hit out
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: on Grant as well. There were three men that were
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: supposed to kill Lincoln and Grant, and they thought Grant
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: was going to come, but he bagged off the ticket.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: He decided because he was exhausted, and he got on
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: a train to go take some some quiet time. But
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: but they also they also Grant and his wife specifically
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: really disliked Mary.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she was a sad sack bitch.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: And she was a she was a bitch bitch to
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: everyone and kind of a psycho and had been like
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: mistreating them. Didn't like the fact that Grant was as
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: popular as he was, and thought that he was trying
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: to steal the thunder from Lincoln, even though Lincoln and
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Grant had a very tight working relationship. That must be
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: it must be so. And and because they hated Mary
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: so much and his wife, they knew they didn't want
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: to spend the night going to the theater with them, even
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: though Lincoln really wanted them to come. They begged off,
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: and Grant wondered throughout the rest of his life whether
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: or not.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: So he's basically Mark Wahlberg, like if I was in
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: at that box, I would have fucked him up.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if he'd and in the box, whether or not
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: they would have stopped the guy from shooting Lincoln or
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: if because Grant would have had his own personal security
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: as well as it were, there was only one sort
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: of like plane closed police officer that was guarding the
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: box of Lincoln, and I think that guy went to
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: the bathroom or something or just didn't even see John
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: Wilkes Booth come in and shoot him the head. But
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Grant wondered if history would have gone out differently had
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: he gone to the play. And last fact, as he
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: was riding in his carriage earlier in the day, I
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: think to the train station to catch his train, a
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: guy on a horseback came up to the window of
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: his carriage as they were riding through the streets, looked
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: in the window at them, and then peeled away and
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: it was John Wilkes Booth. Damn, John Wilkes Booth came
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: and it was like it was thought he was going
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: to kill him right then. And I don't know, but
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: there's all kinds of I mean, it's just insane, that's crazy.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not more movies about it. There probably mass
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: long there will be. They've had so much time.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll run out of it. I mean they're already
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: out of ideas. They'll eventually started just working through history.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: There should be a movie about Ulysses S. Grant. I'm
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: seven hundred and fifty pages through his biography right now.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Did you ever read Angels and Demons? That Jeff Sahara book.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Wasn't that by the guy who did the da Vinci Code? Uh?
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Was it?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like the War book.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: You might be right. I thought Angels and Demons was
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: like one of the da Vinci Code books. But I'm
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: thinking I must be wrong.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you're not.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: The one thing the last thing I'll say about Grant
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: is that he was an absolute wow.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: It was the prequel to the DaVinci Code. You're right,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: So what am I thinking of?
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure, Harry, you like this?
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: My fishing rod wasn't here.
• 47:00
  Speaker 10: I'm sorry to hear that devastated. Grant was, though very
• 47:05
  Speaker 10: serious alcoholic, interesting had a major problem with booze. Anytime
• 47:10
  Speaker 10: he had one Killer Angels, he would start black. He
• 47:14
  Speaker 10: would black out and start talking like a nonsense Yeah child.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: He's probably got a lot drunker than huge booze bag. Yeah, guy,
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: I can't even imagine what getting drunk was like back then.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Animalistic and like the warmest like rum, yeah, get after it.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: They didn't have like any mixology.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: There was no like.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Old fashions were new fashions at that time. They didn't
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: even have that. Yeah, they didn't have any type of infusions, emulsions,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: no cocktails under a like a glass grenadine.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Egg white was not used to lift the cocktail.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Now they're just drinking piping hot beer.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Is is egg white? What they put in in Old fashioned?
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: What do they put egg white in?
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: That's sour? A sour sour?
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Is that what he drinks in the Big Lebowski?
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: No, he drinks white Russian white Russian white Russian, which
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: is Kolua vodka and whale milk or cream.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was an old uh, that was an old idea,
• 48:21
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• 48:23
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• 48:26
  Speaker 3: gonna put out white Russian mixes and it was just
• 48:28
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• 48:33
  Speaker 3: barstool on them.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: So fucking crazy, such idiots, I know it would.
• 48:41
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• 48:42
  Speaker 4: Powdered powdered mixture, powdered cocktail mixture.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just packets, A little.
• 48:49
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• 48:52
  Speaker 1: that you put in. We used to do White Russian
• 48:55
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• 48:57
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• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Sunday I went. I went through a white Russian period too,
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: where it was like that's what I'm ordering. If I'm
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: drinking a drink, I'm having a white Russian.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: There was a there was something.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: There was some stomach and knots because I'm left.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: There's There was some sort of movie or book or
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: show or something that my friends were watching when we
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: were in high school and they wanted to make whiskey
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: sours with eggs. And my parents were out of town
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: for the weekend, and I had all my friends over
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: and they used our kitchen to make whiskey sours. And
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: then I remember they all left in the morning and
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: I went downstairs to go clean up, and there was
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: egg everywhere.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Your parents found all the eggs missing, and they're like.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, were you guys drinking last night? I think they
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: used like thirty six eggs.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: That's so disgusting.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: It was dude like egg like painted all over the counter.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: I mean it was it was impossible to clean up.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: They a nice like when you get the froth to
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: a drink like that and the creaminess, it's delicious. But
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: when you start thinking about the fact that it's an egg,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: it's foul.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Well here's where I get confused. Right, can you only
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: get salmonilla from the yolk? You must be it must
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: be like that, because why do we all fear eating
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: raw eggs for the risk of salmonilla? And yet if
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: someone said, oh, yes, this has egg white in it
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: mocta seventeen eighteen dollars cocktail, right, no one would bat
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: And I do you do? You would?
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Do people get salmonella from egg white or from eggs
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: a lot?
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: That's so?
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: It was that in chicken, right, Chicken is the one
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: that I'm the most scared of.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're birds of a feather, are they not?
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: True? And they flock together?
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: And now at my local diner, it's a two dollars
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: up charge for every dish that has egg in it. Same,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: what two dollars up charge for every egg dish. Come on, yeah,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: because they're gonna they're literally gonna have to start vaccinate
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: the birds.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Jesus.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: They're like, it's it's actually going to have to happen
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: because of bird or something, because like massive full warehouses,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: like millions of chickens at a time are getting sick
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: together and they have to fucking kill them all. Imagine
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: that job. And it's not like they can just nuked,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: like we were talking about, how they can't go in
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: with fucking a k and just like shoot them all
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: like no blood on their hands. I think they have
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: to go through and like ring each of their necks.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: And people want fewer migrants in our country. It's fucking insane.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: Exactly, Well, those birds are typically born here. They don't fly.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: There's no American that is, there's no naturalized nor there's
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: no born American that is doing the dirty work of
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: killing the chickens period.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: I got a guy who would I got to I
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: guess Jewish Jewish brothers.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Who in Williamsburg. There's like, whoa, there's like a festival
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: where they killed Jews?
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: What what? What? There's a festival in Williamsburg where they're killing.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Jews chickens that's good.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, chickens, they like putting said you said what you said?
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: I get it, do not. You're in some sort of
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: weird underground fucking Nazi festival. Festival. You guys going to
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: the fest this weekend.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: DJ Marshmallow is playing.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: Did you ever see the movie Pig with Nicholas Cage. Yes? No,
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: They have this underground club where you can like pay
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: to just beat someone up. They don't fight back, and
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: then he subjects himself to it to earn some money. Yeah,
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: like that, but.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: It's like the selling the white blood cells for money. Oh,
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: the plasma or selling your plasma.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's somebody else on the other side with
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Samsung who's just fucking painting it onto a TV screen.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: When we were going we were going to Iceland when
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: we were like two years ago, Bo was selling plasma
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: to get money for the trip. And he did it
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: like three times in like one week. And on the
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: third time he just went down in the chair like
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: eyes rolled to the back of his head and they
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: were like, you should you should stop coming here.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: They should, like they can't, they can't take it from him.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Three times that wake up.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: I think he might have been hopping Oh.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: He was going from center to center.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: I think he was bar hopping. Yeah, because he made
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: like a lot of money in a week. Yeah, they
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: pay a lot.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Well, you have to be like perfect. You can't be drinking,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: you can't be smoking. You're a sperm, has to be
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: tasty as hell.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Bo I know checks all those categories.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if he does. I guess he
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: doesn't drinking. He doesn't really drink. He doesn't really smoke weed.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Every man has advice.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: He just works out a ridiculous amount he got. He
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: got back from Spain on Friday, and I was like,
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: he called me and he was and I was like,
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: are you gotta be pretty jet lagged?
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: And he was like, nah, I'm going on a nine
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: mile run in a minute. And I was like, you
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: just flew back from Spain. You're gonna go on a
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: nine mile run? I was like that the guy would?
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: I I mean, that's why not the worst thing I
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: could possibly think of.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: I think going that way maybe you gain hours or something.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but why nine? I think he's just
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: trying to work his way up.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is he training for something?
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: The war?
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Does he believe in the war?
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: You think people in the military should should feel guilt
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: about the wars that they're in?
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: No?
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Or you just get you just dutifully just fucking now down.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Do you think if people like we need I mean
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: we need a military. Do you think people if people
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: kill someone in war, do you think that they like
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: waive their ability to grandstand about other things politically?
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: No, I think they.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Have more of a more of a stand to grandstand
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: about things politically.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Now is there where is this coming from? What is
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know if question, I don't know if murder
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: does that happen to murder? Is it? Am? I? Do
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: veterans tend.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: To become politicians speak.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: More openly about political things? I think so?
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: I think so? Yeah, I mean not like by a
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: I guess if you take every single person that's been
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: in the military and then how many people that have
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: been in the military that are now politician, it's probably
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: less than point one percent.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: I also think historically there was a track from military
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: to politician more than there is today.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: I think it was the case that, like for so long,
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: it was a presumption that if you were going to
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: run for office, especially president, you better have served.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, makes sense. I was going to ask, I was
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: gonna say, when you were talking about like the Lincoln shit,
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: it must be so. It must have been so crazy
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: when a president was killed then, because like people liked
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: the president and.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: Well half the country like the president.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: I guess Lincoln. Yeah, I guess. It's a tough example
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: to use.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Let's see what his approval rating was.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Ye had to have a pigher approval rating than presidents
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: do now.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: They didn't track approval ratings back then. But he was
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: he was he he is a president who has become
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: the greatest president ever as a result of history. Yeah,
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: it makes sense because it took a long time, through
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: reconstruction and the reintegration of the South. Yeah, for them
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: not to be furious that Lincoln had, you know, conquered
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: them basically forced them to come back.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Just like now. Though if president was killed now, it
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: would be crazy.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: But like I think it would be bad. I think
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: it would be worse than no, I think it would
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: be really I think. I think I think it would
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: be bad. I mean Kennedy, you know, that's the most
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: recent president who's been killed. Although they did try to
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: kill Reagan, they tried to kill Trump. Yeah, but not
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: when he was actively the president. True, but I think
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: that he would. I mean, I think you become lionized
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: once you're killed. I think people kind of wave away, right,
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, people were like, let's forget this partisan arguing.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: I just think, like, I mean, if Trump died, if
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Trump was killed, I think there would be.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: I think you'd realize, first of all, that there are
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: a lot more people in the middle than you think. Yeah,
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: and I think I hope that there is a collective
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: patriotism that would overwhelm, you know, the sentiment of like,
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: well I didn't like him, meaning we as a nation
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: understand that having our president, our leader killed is very
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: very bad.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say, I would say. I guess That's
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: what I'm trying to say is that I think the
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: percentage of people that would respond that way is probably
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: the lowest it's ever been, just because of how much
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: is out there.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: That's a good question.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know, Like I feel like if Trump died,
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, obviously there's going to be a shit ton
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: of people online who are like celebrating.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but this is always the case where we think,
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: like this is the most divided the country's ever been.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: It's not. Yeah, it's not. The Civil War was the
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: most divided the country's ever been.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it was pretty divided during the Civil War.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: Yeople, how many people were living in America during the
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Civil War.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I want to say, like Civil War was a one
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: on one fight between two dudes.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: It's just a long fist fight.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Robert and they did it like the NBA finals. Not
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: that many though, I found. I couldn't find his approval rating,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: but I found Lincoln's last meal. They said, uh, mock
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: turtle soup with oxtail roast, Virginia fowl, baked yams, and
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: cauliflower with cheese sauce.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: A little modern.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Does that sound nice?
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: Sounds delicious?
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: You think the President and like the people in the
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: White House are ever tired of having fine dining experiences?
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they probably order pizza all the time, Bob was
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: I remember seeing a picture of like the girls coming
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: home from school and having sandwiches. Yeah, they definitely have
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: the means of rustling up something low key like.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: But what about the racist joke? Would you say?
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: I said they'd have KFC. Oh, yes, race, it's funny.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: That is fucking good. Popeyes? Maybe not to make fun
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: of their fried chicken brands.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Popeyes did it for me. I should have gone Popeyes.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: Thirty thirty one angles.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Obamas are having bo Jangles for dinner.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: Thirty one million people in eighteen sixty the year before
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: the Yeah, like that's nothing. Yeah, but then then they lost.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: We lost like a percentage of the population. So crazy
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: in the war.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: It's so insane.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: How many people are in like the city of Tokyo right.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: Now, twenty eight million, probably more than that.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: It's interesting, I don't know, I don't know. Amazing.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: Definitely, uh, definitely an episode that really opens up your
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: mind for the viewer.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: It's so nice to talk about history.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: I love history.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Pots why we get it? You're getting older, you know. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: like that joke that one comedian made that one time.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: Well, I guess it. It does bring me back to
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: this question of I'm I'm now starting to feel the
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: pull of time and a little bit of urgency on
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: full circle here.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: This is all yeah, this has a sidebar.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: There is some urgency now to figure out the purpose
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: of my life, because I am not content to just
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: say live a good life, live a curious life, keep learning,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: keep expanding, keep trying to be a better person. I
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: want to find. I want to find something that feels
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: important to repeat, to keep coming back to and getting
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: better at her, to forge ahead with. I want to
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: try stand up. Then feels so fucking self serving, you
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: know what I mean? Am I really doing anything? I'm
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: just serving myself?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's the thing to repeat.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: You're serving the people, brother, I think that's bringing the
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: people laughs.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: The idea of like filling up your cup of life
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: is almost impossible because there's inherently the hole at the
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: bottom of the cup that is your age, and it's
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: like you're not gonna be able to fill it no
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: matter what you put in. And I think the more
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: you put in, the more quickly it like goes out
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: the bottom.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: I suppose that's a pretty telling switch of mind that
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: I've had, which is that for a lot of my
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: thirty fifth year on Earth, I did have the feeling
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: of like, boy, life is long, and I really feel
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: like I don't want to deal with this anymore. And
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: now I'm starting now as I head into thirty six,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: I feel fundamentally I'm like, fuck, man, I'm gonna be
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: seventy before I know it. I really am, that's gonna
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: it's coming up quick.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Dude, you're out of your mind.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: Seventy Those were the words of a twenty three year
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: old No, I just same thought is double your life, buddy.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: Thirty six is a very very big time number.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Seventy is too.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: I think that if I had children and had all
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: that sorted out right now, I wouldn't be thinking so
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: much about it.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: No, you would.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: I think you'd be thinking about it more.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but really, I mean I.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Feel like once you have kids, No offense, roan, but
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: I feel like that then kind of your like your
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: mission is like raising the kids.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: There you go, there you go, You've got you've got
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: your cause.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: Think seventy comes around a lot faster when you have kids.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: I think it'll kind of come almost at the same rate.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's gonna come fast. You're fucked.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, you don't want me to expose the fact
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: that you are hiding a child.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Twenty three year old?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Sass daddy over here.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: HER's been a father for you.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: That's nineteen.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: That was when I was when I had my son.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why didn't he play so many video games? Never
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: let us over in his apartment?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: Imagine you show up yesterday and there's a baby crying.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: A four year old playing video games while you're asleep.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: I'm like, Hi, who are Xander?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: Xander in your room?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: What Francis, what do you want?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: You have to lower the couch from a bunk bed down.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: Into I got to feed him, I mean a shower,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: I had, ay.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: That's why the pringles, That's why you stand so much.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: You have the palate of before.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: I'm hiding my son in my fucking two hundred square
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: foot apartment.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: I mean there's probably there's definitely people, probably even in
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: your building.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: Every time Harry's late for the podcast, it's because the
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: sitter hasn't come yet. We have to just.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 11: Forgive him for all the ships, just all this has
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 11: been because he's been a single dad, like all of
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 11: the ship you've been laid for.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: Until he wears it, he's like, no, I'm sorry. I
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to make a big thing of it.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Guy woke up at seven in the morning. Yeah, like yeah,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: six to take his kid to daycare.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: It's like, I, no, I do?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: I do live right in between two elementary schools.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: Yea. His mother died in childbirth, and I don't want
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: anyone to feel bad for me. You know, all right,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: I gotta jump you will, Thanks, guys, all.
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