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I Think the Milk Carton Leaked... · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: I think the milk carton leaked. It's one more thing.
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  Speaker 2: Ewere, you know, and stuff leaks on the shelves. You
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  Speaker 2: like go into the fridge to get something and you
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  Speaker 2: realize the like the chicken package that you put in
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  Speaker 2: their leaked.
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  Speaker 1: You got to take everything out and take this shelf.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's that's just It reminds me when I was,
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  Speaker 1: you know, raising little kids, and they'd like puke or something,
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  Speaker 1: and you think, well, I know that the next two
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  Speaker 1: hours of my life's going to be It's the same
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  Speaker 1: as one of my dogs would get sprayed by skunks.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, okay, next two hours is going to
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  Speaker 1: be miserable. Okay, that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: For some reason, most refrigerators I've owned are made in
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  Speaker 3: such a way that cleaning up messes is extra hard.
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  Speaker 3: There's like crevasses and things that everything gets into. It's
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  Speaker 3: really hard to clean them out.
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  Speaker 1: You just have to pull the whole shelf. Yeah, at
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  Speaker 1: that point the parts apart. Yeah, the best thing you
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  Speaker 1: can do is just go full on in. You can't
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  Speaker 1: set it on fire. That's what you gotta exactly. Just
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  Speaker 1: so it's a reference to cleaning out the sound fridge.
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  Speaker 1: We got some great audio. Sorry metal guy. Right, Ah,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't get to all the great audio our fine,
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  Speaker 1: fine crew assembled for the show today, So I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: squeeze it in. Okay, let's do it. Oh you want
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  Speaker 1: to do that? First? I thought we were going there.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you had something you wanted I do. But
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  Speaker 1: I thought we had moved on. I was confused. I
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  Speaker 1: was just explaining my teeth.
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  Speaker 3: We'll probably talk about this more tomorrow because I don't
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  Speaker 3: really understand what it means. But Elon tweets a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you ever follow his Twitter feed,
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  Speaker 3: lots of but he's got a tweet that he put
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  Speaker 3: out today where it's got a human woman walking through
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  Speaker 3: an apocalyptic landscape. Uh, and a Tesla robot comes up
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  Speaker 3: behind her and taps her on the shoulder, and she
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  Speaker 3: turns around and gets a very comforted look in her face,
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  Speaker 3: and then they start hugging, and uh, I don't know
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  Speaker 3: what his men there, her loyal robot helper that the
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  Speaker 3: robots are here to make us feel comforted or will
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  Speaker 3: comfort us in the future, or yeah, okay now, So
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  Speaker 3: then it goes see three po finally finds Luke and
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  Speaker 3: they're reunited.
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  Speaker 1: That feel. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: So then it goes on to Elon Musk on a
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  Speaker 3: horse with a cowboy outfit on, and then he like
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  Speaker 3: tips his hat like the Lone Ranger used to do,
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  Speaker 3: like happy to be of service and solve your problems
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  Speaker 3: man and man, and then turns off and rides off.
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  Speaker 3: So here's a woman who's really struggling and a Tesla
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  Speaker 3: robot comes and hugs her and she feels comforted, and
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  Speaker 3: he says glad I could help and rides off.
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  Speaker 1: So I were fully into the Hey, honey, I had
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  Speaker 1: the weirdest dream zone at this point. Is that what
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  Speaker 1: he's imagining the role of Tesla robots like comforting?
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  Speaker 4: This is bizarre, Yeah, it is, right.
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  Speaker 1: Now, what do you think that What is that?
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  Speaker 4: I'm really hoping he's just like showing off rocks new features.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he didn't have to choose that story board.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, although he is so good and smart about Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's weird a non sequitur. There's no specific message. The
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  Speaker 1: messages talk about the fact that Tesla's producing robots.
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  Speaker 3: And that Rock can make these amazing videos. You're right, sure, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: while you're at it. Yeah, yeah, I think that's probably it.
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  Speaker 4: She's falling in love with them, right, right, clearly, what right?
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  Speaker 1: This is what disturbs me.
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  Speaker 3: Clearly. If Elon is thinking these robots are going to
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  Speaker 3: fold our laundry in more lawns, fine, If it thinks
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  Speaker 3: makes is who we're going to fall in love with.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, then we ought to have a conversation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, He tips his cowboy hat and rides off. That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: Now the woman is riding a horse and there is
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  Speaker 4: an army of these Tesla robots behind her marching.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, she has the needs an army. She's now going
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  Speaker 1: to take over another country. I don't know. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what his message is. It's simple, they love each
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  Speaker 1: Other's getting she's getting invade Greenland to take it for Trump.
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  Speaker 3: Excellent, Michael, they love each other. You're over complicating it.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta watch this. I can't wait. Yeah. Anyway, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my gosh. So anyway back to cleaning out the sound fridge,
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  Speaker 1: clean and out round fresh here on air meeting. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I want to definitely want to do one of the
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  Speaker 1: jokes from the Golden Globes, which was last night as
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  Speaker 1: we record this, but like this serious political stuff, Nah,
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  Speaker 1: I say the same thing, all right, got number four.
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  Speaker 5: Michael Leonardo DiCaprio is here for one man.
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  Speaker 1: But after another.
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  Speaker 5: What a career you've had. I mean, countless iconic performances,
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  Speaker 5: You've worked with every great director, You've won three Golden
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  Speaker 5: Globes in Oscar and the most impressive thing is that
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  Speaker 5: you were able to accomplish all of that before your
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  Speaker 5: girlfriend turned thirty. I mean, it's just insane. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 5: I made that joke. It's cheap, you know what. I
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  Speaker 5: tried not to, But like, we don't know anything else
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  Speaker 5: about you, man, Like there's nothing else.
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  Speaker 4: Like open up.
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  Speaker 1: I searched.
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  Speaker 5: The most in depth interview you've ever given was in
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  Speaker 5: Teenbeat magazine in nineteen ninety one. Is your favorite food
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  Speaker 5: still pasta? Pasta and more pasta?
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  Speaker 1: Look it up? That's real.
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  Speaker 3: I like what she turned it into. But the whole
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  Speaker 3: Leonardo dates younger women every single time he's in a
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  Speaker 3: crowd at an award show, and like, is that supposed
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  Speaker 3: to be a shot? He's thinking, Yeah, isn't that cool?
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad everybody. Thanks for telling everybody I date young
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  Speaker 3: hot women because I'm kind of proud.
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  Speaker 1: Of it, and they enjoy it too, so anyway, laugh
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  Speaker 1: laughing boy laugh, all right, fair enough? Uh so, uh, Katie,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to set up the beatboxer thing with Jinger?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Sure?
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  Speaker 1: This is he goes by wing.
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  Speaker 4: I believe he's from South Korea if I'm remembering properly.
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  Speaker 4: But he is doing all of this with his mouth.
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  Speaker 6: And boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
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  Speaker 1: Was that coming out of his mouth? That's all his mouth?
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  Speaker 1: That one sound I thought might be coming out of He.
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  Speaker 4: Won some cont Was that a fart joke out of you? Jack?
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  Speaker 1: It went nameless though, because he won't won't drop it.
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  Speaker 1: F bo He won something some content?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was some. He was on some talent show
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  Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden this dopamine song blew
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  Speaker 4: up and it was all over social media. But it's
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  Speaker 4: just it's just him standing in my do every time.
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  Speaker 1: As a cynical older man, every time I hear a
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  Speaker 1: really good beat boxer, I am newly amazed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that was cool. I would do that all the
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  Speaker 3: time if I could do that. Can you send me
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  Speaker 3: that clip? My son might like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, not to geek out musically speaking, but
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  Speaker 1: one of The most amazing things about it was how
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  Speaker 1: good his tempa was. I mean it was like a beat. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it was like a sequencer synthesizer. The tempo was perfect.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Does he need to have a seven layer bean burrito
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  Speaker 3: before he does it? I get it and make it work?
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  Speaker 2: Ah wow?
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  Speaker 3: So good?
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  Speaker 1: One is that a guy like is he got a
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  Speaker 1: ten million dollar house in Malibu? Or does he like
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  Speaker 1: live with his uncle because you know, his uncle needs
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  Speaker 1: to help on the rent or what he's like a
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  Speaker 1: little like the best in the world, like low voiced
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  Speaker 1: bum from the Rimmer when that happened years ago. Yeah exactly. Yeah, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I congratulate him, right.
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  Speaker 3: That might be one of those things is like I
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  Speaker 3: see painters all the time on street corners and cities.
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  Speaker 1: I think, how are you not more valuable than this?
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  Speaker 1: That's amazing?
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  Speaker 3: But that guy might be able to make that noise
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  Speaker 3: and it's like worth roughly nothing and it amuses people
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  Speaker 3: at the coffee shop for a few minutes and then
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  Speaker 3: you that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Katie. Do you play the wordle?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: I do?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my whole family does, including my son, who's like
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  Speaker 1: a wordle prodigy. We've actually accused him of cheating. He's
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  Speaker 1: so incredible at it. And I said the other day,
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  Speaker 1: if you could make a living playing wordle, he'd be
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  Speaker 1: sending me money at Christmas. I mean, I just it's
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  Speaker 1: freakish how good he is at it. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't talk about this too much, but it's his
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  Speaker 1: entire he's really amazing, and a lot of stuff and
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  Speaker 1: all all of his skill set is now practically useless.
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  Speaker 1: The stuff he's really really special at because there's so
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  Speaker 1: much content. He'd be an editor at Rolling Stone right
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  Speaker 1: now at his age. I think if he had been,
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  Speaker 1: if he'd been an adult in the seventies, but every
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  Speaker 1: single website has more content than you could possibly want. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just it's yeah, the world changes.
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  Speaker 3: Can he do music with his mouth? Maybe that's I'll
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  Speaker 3: have to ask him. Well, he can, but not that
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  Speaker 3: kind of music.
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  Speaker 1: Uh. And then finally, unless I come up with anything
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  Speaker 1: else we should I don't think there is. But uh,
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  Speaker 1: it was funny, it was ironic. In the pre show
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  Speaker 1: meeting Katie, I think it was mentioned that we have
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  Speaker 1: some audio about monkeys are roaming the streets of Saint Louis.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Different monkeys than escaped last time. Well,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, I mean South Carolina, Mississippi, Missouri. Tell you
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  Speaker 1: what you get down into slave territory formerly slave territory.
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  Speaker 1: No more, we don't have slaves anymore. You got monkeys
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  Speaker 1: roaming around. It's it's a plague. It's it's it's it's
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  Speaker 1: a craze. It's a trend, the latest TikTok trend. Here
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  Speaker 1: you go twenty five.
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  Speaker 7: Michael Saint Louis is hoping for a no more monkey
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  Speaker 7: business there after residence bought in. Four monkeys just roaming
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  Speaker 7: the streets. Nobody knows how they got there in the
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  Speaker 7: first place, but official say as many as four of them,
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  Speaker 7: four primates, have been seen since just last week. The
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  Speaker 7: zoo official say this species of monkey is intelligent but unpredictable.
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  Speaker 7: The city is asking anybody who spots them just leave
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  Speaker 7: them alone, just call animals control instead.
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  Speaker 1: I'll bet she's really pretty. That was a lot of words.
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  Speaker 3: Well, her problem was there wasn't anything more to the
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  Speaker 3: story apparently than there are four monkeys that were spotted.
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  Speaker 1: And somebody saw four monkeys. She had to fill in
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  Speaker 1: the rest of the story with something. This breed of
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  Speaker 1: monkeys said to be intelligent but unpredictable, as opposed to
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  Speaker 1: all the stupid but utterly predictable breeds of monkeys there
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  Speaker 1: are on earth.
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  Speaker 3: This one's of average intelligence. But I can tell you
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  Speaker 3: exactly what he's gonna do next.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, news anchorrettes in other news, somebody saw four monkeys
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  Speaker 1: and weather. I mean she had to fill it in
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  Speaker 1: with more than that. It's funny. I harbor no bitterness.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually satisfaction at this point. But I remember so
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  Speaker 1: clearly the feeling of earliessh. In our careers, Thank you, gladys.
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  Speaker 1: We would run into TV people, you know, fundraisers and
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  Speaker 1: that sort of thing, and they were so condescending because
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  Speaker 1: they were pretty TV people, yes, and we were lowly
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  Speaker 1: radio games. You've had that experience getting.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, we had. Yeah, the big TV station
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  Speaker 4: was two floors above our little.
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  Speaker 3: Definitely fields one probably are several rungs above us.
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  Speaker 4: The disc jockeys, Oh yeah, we were the cockroaches, right exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the way they looked at us. And and
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking, you know, you read reasonably clearly, and
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  Speaker 1: you're very pretty, but you have no discernible talent other
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  Speaker 1: than that, and the minute you get a wrinkle or
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  Speaker 1: those perky little boobs of yours start to say, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be out of a job. Wow. And
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  Speaker 1: then who's gonna be looking down at who? Huh. I'd
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  Speaker 1: like to call those people up and say, this is
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  Speaker 1: Joe Getty and I watch you and now I make
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  Speaker 1: more money than you. I got more talented you, I'm
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  Speaker 1: more famous City eleven pe And they'd be thinking, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: this is who? Who are you yelling at me? I
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  Speaker 1: have no memory of you. You remember me from the
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  Speaker 1: radio station? Now I really don't. I don't. Your boobs
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  Speaker 1: are pointing at the floor. You still have no discernible
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  Speaker 1: am I'm hanging up now? All right? Get to help
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  Speaker 1: you need, sir, Get to help you need click. I
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  Speaker 1: remember you used to tell me, guys that a disc
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  Speaker 1: jockey was just above puppetry and mimes. That's right, lowest
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  Speaker 1: strungest show business. Well, I guess that's it.