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Bull Sessions: Vol. 9 · Bearded And Crunchy

0:19
SPEAKER_02: From good your heights to podcast listeners everywhere.
0:24
SPEAKER_00: Welcome back to the pool sessions.
0:30
SPEAKER_00: Wow, guys.
0:32
SPEAKER_00: What a week.
0:35
SPEAKER_02: If you mean by extremely boring and not eventful, yes.
0:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that part, yes.
0:40
SPEAKER_00: I I I didn't do much of anything either.
0:42
SPEAKER_00: I was busy as shit at work, but boy, did we lose some fucking heroes this week, didn't we, man?
0:48
SPEAKER_00: I I I almost like we have to talk about it because some legends went.
0:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
0:53
SPEAKER_00: But it sucks, man.
0:55
SPEAKER_02: It's like yeah, big time.
0:58
SPEAKER_00: You know, all the good ones go.
1:00
SPEAKER_00: I'm telling you.
1:00
SPEAKER_00: All the mean people are still alive, but all the good people are.
1:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:04
SPEAKER_02: The crazy thing for me is I didn't realize that Peter Cullen was 85.
1:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he was old.
1:11
SPEAKER_00: He still looked.
1:12
SPEAKER_00: You know what he looked like?
1:14
SPEAKER_00: A younger Vincent Price.
1:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he did.
1:16
SPEAKER_00: Like he kind of looked like him.
1:18
SPEAKER_00: Uh both iconic voices.
1:19
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, dude, we lost uh, and we'll we'll talk about each one of them.
1:23
SPEAKER_00: Well, we'll go in order.
1:25
SPEAKER_00: Well, I I think we might have talked a little bit last week, but Hayden Penetary died like a week or so ago, so that kind of kick-started it.
1:32
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, we lost Dolly Parton, man.
1:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was a shocker, man.
1:35
SPEAKER_00: That I mean, it wasn't a shocker, but it it was one of those that like you knew they were sick and shit.
1:40
SPEAKER_00: Right.
1:40
SPEAKER_00: The fact that it happened, you're like, uh, I mean, I'm not the hugest country fan, but um it's Dolly Parton.
1:48
SPEAKER_00: It's Dolly Parton and Rannon love Dolly Parton, and I love Jolene.
1:52
SPEAKER_00: I think that's an amazing song.
1:54
SPEAKER_00: Um, nine to five is great, and obviously everybody knows that I mean, she wrote one of the biggest ballads of all time that Whitney Houston claimed as her own, and Dolly gave it to her.
2:06
SPEAKER_00: She's like, and I just seen a story real quick that we'll talk about.
2:09
SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm good for these.
2:11
SPEAKER_00: TikTok, man.
2:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
2:12
SPEAKER_00: Um, so when she wrote that, she was actually in a relationship with her like manager or something that had to do with the label, and they were in like a duo and they were on that TV show way back then, and I guess she wanted to leave and do her solo thing.
2:27
SPEAKER_00: And uh uh he was kind of against it, they worked it out, whatever.
2:32
SPEAKER_00: Well, I guess Elvis wanted to cover that.
2:35
SPEAKER_00: Oh, but they wanted all the publishing and recording and all that, and she actually told them no.
2:41
SPEAKER_00: Wow, and she said that night she went home and cried and was like, because she had to pass up, but she was like, Fuck that, and she got her publishing.
2:49
SPEAKER_00: And what she did when Whitney Houston redid it is she got the Dolly got the publishing right, so she got that, but she got the new recording and all of that, and she got all of that for and stuff like that.
2:59
SPEAKER_00: So I just thought that was interesting, but yeah, man, I mean, all that she's done for like she was a huge, huge uh supporter of the LBGTQ community.
3:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, um, she had the the books.
3:11
SPEAKER_00: Uh Ty was part of that.
3:12
SPEAKER_00: Ty was part of that.
3:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, my kids were too.
3:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, um, if you guys didn't know, um from like I think they said like isn't it like age three or four to like kindergarten first grade or something?
3:22
SPEAKER_00: Something like that.
3:23
SPEAKER_00: I forget the exact, but um they would mail you a book like uh once a month uh for for free.
3:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:30
SPEAKER_00: Um I actually seen uh because now you know the how she sends that out.
3:37
SPEAKER_00: We're like, oh you know, how are we gonna do that now and all this stuff?
3:40
SPEAKER_00: And I guess a bunch of other companies are like stepping up and like people are like, hey, we want to keep this going.
3:44
SPEAKER_00: Hell yeah.
3:45
SPEAKER_00: So you know that's that's a good thing.
3:46
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, man, that was ugh that was that that that was a rough one, man.
3:51
SPEAKER_00: Cause like it's it always sucks when like even if you don't like like I've listened to some of her music, I think she's amazing, and she was beautiful too.
3:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, like even in like 80s, she was like beautiful, like um, but um I I think you know she had a bigger effect uh effect on because she was just a good person.
4:11
SPEAKER_00: Yes, like she always cared about other people, took care of other people.
4:15
SPEAKER_00: Like I seen the thing where uh she was up for something she wrote, and it was the year that 36 Mafia won the Oscar for the movie uh that they did that song It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp or whatever that she won that and she was more excited than they were because they're all from Tennessee.
4:35
SPEAKER_00: Like she's from Nashville, they're from Memphis, so like um she was just happy and and that was just kind of you know that was kind of cool.
4:44
SPEAKER_00: What are your I mean, you haven't, you know, parents that kind of listen to country and you're a country fan.
4:50
SPEAKER_00: I I I don't know how much you you listen to.
4:53
SPEAKER_02: I listen to enough dolly growing up.
4:55
SPEAKER_02: I mean, you know, it sucks because you lose I mean that's literally at that point in her career, that's literally a living legend.
5:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
5:04
SPEAKER_02: You know, and I I know there's a lot of things going on in Nashville right now that they're planning to honor her and they're changing the names of some things to honor her.
5:13
SPEAKER_02: Because she was a big part of that.
5:15
SPEAKER_00: And she was uh uh um what's the word I'm thinking of?
5:19
SPEAKER_00: Uh ingrained.
5:20
SPEAKER_00: That and like uh um she was opening lanes, like she she you know, she bust through the doors and like and and she did it you know in in the words of Frank Sinatra her way.
5:35
SPEAKER_00: She did you know she was she was a legend.
5:38
SPEAKER_00: And like I said, dude, I I just I have a soft spot in my heart for good people.
5:42
SPEAKER_00: Right.
5:43
SPEAKER_00: She was a good person, and you know, it's just a shame when a good soul has to has to leave.
5:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
5:49
SPEAKER_02: Um I've seen the funny the the funny TikToks already about you know uh God sending death down, and he's like, Did you get so and so?
5:57
SPEAKER_02: And he's like, Yeah, Dolly Part.
5:58
SPEAKER_02: And he goes, No, you idiot, wrong person.
6:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, wrong 80-year-old.
6:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, wrong 80-year-old.
6:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then they did it with Tim Curry, too, and they're like, Oh, he was in Home Alone too?
6:08
SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh, he was this, that, and they're like, Wrong anyways.
6:11
SPEAKER_00: Wrong one.
6:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but anyways, yeah.
6:13
SPEAKER_00: But we were going.
6:15
SPEAKER_00: But I wanted to get on that too, because obviously the next day.
6:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, man, Tim Curry.
6:20
SPEAKER_00: But here's something you may not have known.
6:22
SPEAKER_00: You know what I found out?
6:23
SPEAKER_00: He actually died the same day as Dally.
6:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh, they didn't announce it?
6:28
SPEAKER_00: They didn't want to take the the uh Tim Curry uh's family didn't want to take away because how big she was.
6:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they didn't want it to be so they waited a day.
6:38
SPEAKER_00: Uh which I thought was like because Tim Curry's another good person, and like and it's like I'm actually shocked that he lived as long as he did after having a massive stroke, bro.
6:48
SPEAKER_00: Uh 14 years, I think I said.
6:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was 14 years ago.
6:52
SPEAKER_00: Paralyzed.
6:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, in a wheelchair.
6:54
SPEAKER_00: I mean, guys, this was pennywise.
6:56
SPEAKER_00: He was in the Rocky Horror Picture Show, he was in Home Alone 2.
6:59
SPEAKER_00: And there's I wanted to bring this up to you.
7:01
SPEAKER_00: You may not have seen this.
7:02
SPEAKER_00: I I I've talked about this in past uh episodes where my dad used to record shit when we would get like there was a movie when I was a kid.
7:11
SPEAKER_00: You know who Farooza Balk is?
7:13
SPEAKER_00: She played uh Vicky Valencourt in um there was uh a movie.
7:18
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
7:19
SPEAKER_00: Well, she wasn't the craft, but she was even younger.
7:21
SPEAKER_00: Waterboy.
7:22
SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, waterboy.
7:23
SPEAKER_02: Water sucks.
7:24
SPEAKER_02: It really, really sucks.
7:26
SPEAKER_00: When she was younger, not really, she no, um, she was in a movie called The Worst Witch.
7:32
SPEAKER_00: Okay, and I will put it up on the screen, and it's about witches, and they're young.
7:37
SPEAKER_00: Tim Curry was a headmaster there.
7:39
SPEAKER_00: I think I've seen that.
7:40
SPEAKER_00: Um, and it it's a very odd and obscure movie that had a couple of your favorite stars in there.
7:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
7:47
SPEAKER_00: Um, but I will put it up on the screen so you guys can see it.
7:50
SPEAKER_00: Uh, and I'll show you later.
7:51
SPEAKER_00: Uh hopefully I remember.
7:53
SPEAKER_00: Um, but it it it was a movie that I watched a lot too, because I don't know what it was.
7:57
SPEAKER_00: I just I liked it.
7:58
SPEAKER_00: But but yeah, man, we lost Tim Curry and like like like you alluded to, man, he you know he had that stroke 14 years ago.
8:04
SPEAKER_00: I wasn't as shocked by that, honestly.
8:06
SPEAKER_00: No, no, actually more shocked, like, damn, finally, not finally, but like you know what I mean.
8:11
SPEAKER_00: Like, goddamn it, I thought it was gonna happen.
8:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can't believe he lived that that's why I said you can't believe he lived that long being, you know.
8:17
SPEAKER_00: Well, it was the same Christopher Reeves.
8:19
SPEAKER_00: Like you would have thought what happened to him, he kind of lived quite a ways, but yeah, and then uh and then what was it two days later?
8:27
SPEAKER_00: Or no, it was the next day.
8:28
SPEAKER_00: After that, like back to back to back.
8:30
SPEAKER_00: Peter Cullen died, guys.
8:31
SPEAKER_00: He did Optimus Prime, Eeyore.
8:33
SPEAKER_00: And then um I actually didn't know this.
8:36
SPEAKER_00: I found out this week because you know, you know how your in the social media gets flooded.
8:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he made the noise that the Predator did, and I learned something from Bob that I want him to talk about that I did not know.
8:46
SPEAKER_02: Uh he also Yeah, one of my favorite 80s cartoons as well.
8:51
SPEAKER_02: He did the narration to the opening of Voltron, and I don't remember the the good guy's name that was in the castle when they found the castle, but he was also him.
9:00
SPEAKER_02: And oh, also, believe it or not, this is a callback because we're we're fucking old.
9:07
SPEAKER_02: He did the voice of Monterey Jack from Chippendale Rescue.
9:12
SPEAKER_00: That's right, that's right.
9:13
SPEAKER_00: He did, yes.
9:13
SPEAKER_00: I actually did know that, but I I bet there's a lot of people that don't um he was a legend.
9:19
SPEAKER_00: Uh uh, and and and I we talked about this before the episode, but the owners of Transformers or whoever owns the the rights to that uh said they're like we have enough audio like Peter Cullen will always he should be.
9:35
SPEAKER_00: And I don't know that I or no, you uh you there was um I don't know if I I know you sent me one, but there was uh a black guy that does Megatron's voice.
9:47
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, yeah, I see.
9:49
SPEAKER_00: And he did the one where he goes, I know that we are enemies, yeah.
9:52
SPEAKER_00: But and oh dude, I'm getting chills.
9:54
SPEAKER_00: Like he was showing him love.
9:56
SPEAKER_00: He was like, but we're all and I was like, man, like I'm really shocked that Frank Welker hasn't said much yeah, because I mean we were together for no no no oh so hold on about that.
10:06
SPEAKER_00: I'll have to show you that.
10:07
SPEAKER_00: Remind uh somebody remind you.
10:10
SPEAKER_00: Um he came out and he said he goes, People are asking why I won't go to his funeral, and he said, Because I worked with this man for 40 for four decades, and it was Transformers that brought us together, but it was our friendship, and he goes, I don't want my last memory of my friend, and and I never hate anybody that feels that way, right?
10:31
SPEAKER_00: I know how the family might feel, right?
10:34
SPEAKER_00: But he's got grieving in his own way, and if he wants to remember him as my friend, but my battle partner on the show for years, like I don't want it, yeah.
10:46
SPEAKER_00: And and and I respected him for having the courage to say that because I I think most people would suck it up and go, even though they didn't want to, and then they have this you know, now they have this bad tie to to a friendship, and yeah, you just you don't want that.
11:03
SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, man, and then we lost Peter Cullen.
11:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh god, and then not so well known to you, but in in in the uh in in hip hop and and uh we lost uh a gentleman that was in uh Menace to Society, um he was a main a pretty well-known character, and he passed away.
11:26
SPEAKER_00: He was in a couple other things, but yeah, man, they're they're they're dropping like flies.
11:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, you know who we forgot about in that that whole thing, right?
11:33
SPEAKER_00: I always hate when I forget somebody.
11:35
SPEAKER_02: So in between uh Hayden Pantiere and Dolly was the drummer from ZZ Top.
11:43
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
11:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the only guy that didn't have the beard.
11:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:46
SPEAKER_00: And his last name was Beard.
11:48
SPEAKER_00: How crazy.
11:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:50
SPEAKER_00: Beard.
11:50
SPEAKER_00: I think his name was John Beard or something like that, and he was the one that didn't have the beard.
11:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the ZZ Top.
11:55
SPEAKER_00: ZZ Top was one that uh I don't think we've brought up very often, but my dad listened to them a lot.
12:00
SPEAKER_02: Um I like ZZ Top, man.
12:02
SPEAKER_00: Uh Sharp Dress Man, Begs.
12:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, uh, yeah.
12:10
SPEAKER_00: It's hard because I don't I don't listen to them a lot, and I'm I don't listen to them on the regular, but I I I do have a few of their songs on my uh but yeah.
12:19
SPEAKER_02: Did you know that their guitar player used a gold peso?
12:22
SPEAKER_02: I did not know that as a pick.
12:24
SPEAKER_02: Really?
12:24
SPEAKER_02: That's how he got that sound, like that little metallic tingy sound.
12:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, dude, uh guitarists are so crazy, man.
12:32
SPEAKER_00: Like I, you know, I I showed you that video of that, I think she's like Vietnamese or dude.
12:38
SPEAKER_00: And and they showed her like she was performing.
12:41
SPEAKER_00: I had another one.
12:42
SPEAKER_00: I didn't share this one with you, but she was like playing to a little crowd and stuff, and they were like cheering for, and she's like, you know, calm down and she started playing Master of Puppets.
12:50
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, Oh my god.
12:52
SPEAKER_00: Like I love seeing, yeah, and and more importantly, is when I see like you see these young kids and they love what they're playing, right?
13:00
SPEAKER_00: And the emotion, and it's like, all right, we're in good hands, you know.
13:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, for sure.
13:04
SPEAKER_00: At least music-wise.
13:05
SPEAKER_00: I mean, our country's fucked.
13:07
SPEAKER_00: We're you know, like I said yesterday, like, dude, for a while there groceries were like$275 a week.
13:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's crazy.
13:14
SPEAKER_00: Over the last month, I'm between$350 and$375 every week, and I'm not getting anything extra.
13:19
SPEAKER_00: Um, but um, it's it's it's good to see that like you know, those types of things.
13:24
SPEAKER_00: Like, I have to watch that kind of stuff to keep me happy.
13:28
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, yeah, man, we're losing some.
13:31
SPEAKER_00: None of us lost uh we didn't we haven't lost anybody personally, so I guess that's a no, thankfully.
13:37
SPEAKER_00: Thankfully, it just you know, as this snowballs like that, you go, all right, who's next?
13:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, did you see the TikTok?
13:44
SPEAKER_00: There was this one lady, she was probably about our age, and she goes, uh, this message is for Morgan Freeman and Morgan Freeman.
13:53
SPEAKER_00: Only if you're not Morgan Freeman, please keep scrolling.
13:56
SPEAKER_00: And as soon as she goes, Okay, now that everybody's gone, Morgan Ah! Don't even think about it.
14:02
SPEAKER_00: Right, don't even think about it.
14:03
SPEAKER_00: And like I just started laughing, and then I started, it made me think that I'm like, Well, who else?
14:08
SPEAKER_00: Because like a lot of our favorite, like David Gilmore, Roger Waters, they're in their fucking 80s.
14:12
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, dude, there's some legends that are up there, man.
14:16
SPEAKER_00: Like, I just seen a thing where uh Gladys Knight is still torn at 82.
14:20
SPEAKER_02: Wow, like you know what though that kind of stuff I can see.
14:24
SPEAKER_02: It's not I mean it's still physically demanding, but it's not like you're upstairs ripping through a guitar or just beating the shit out of your body.
14:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, for sure, it was it would be much easier.
14:34
SPEAKER_00: But I wouldn't think that at 82, I just yeah, I wouldn't think I'd have the same voice.
14:40
SPEAKER_00: But but well, no, obviously it's not the same voice, but I mean it's obviously still good enough to go perform.
14:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, of course.
14:47
SPEAKER_00: I mean, uh I wouldn't think I would be like that.
14:50
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
14:50
SPEAKER_02: Just like what Frankie Valley last year when all the videos serviced of him standing there like a mannequin, like Well, he's a hundred and forty-five years old, but what do you expect from the guy?
15:00
SPEAKER_02: But I was like, is he really singing, or is that you know, is it just is he really making those noises from his own mouth?
15:08
SPEAKER_02: He looks like he died ten years ago.
15:10
SPEAKER_02: It's like weakening at Bernie's pop him up in the corner and like, you know.
15:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
15:16
SPEAKER_00: What makes some more money off of his corpse?
15:17
SPEAKER_00: Come on, let's go.
15:19
SPEAKER_00: We gotta get we gotta get some of the residuals back.
15:21
SPEAKER_02: Right.
15:22
SPEAKER_00: He still owed us an album, son of a bitch.
15:24
SPEAKER_00: That's the music fucking industry.
15:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
15:27
SPEAKER_00: I know.
15:28
SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, man, I I it started making me go through the list.
15:31
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, God, who else?
15:32
SPEAKER_00: Like, can we like it?
15:33
SPEAKER_00: Mel Brooks.
15:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Mel Brooks 99 years old.
15:35
SPEAKER_00: It's like put some bubble wrap around.
15:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, we gotta keep that guy on life support.
15:39
SPEAKER_02: Who's the other one?
15:40
SPEAKER_02: Uh was it is it Dick Van Dyke?
15:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's still alive, but he's like what 101.
15:45
SPEAKER_00: Oh, he's 101?
15:46
SPEAKER_02: God, yeah, he's old.
15:47
SPEAKER_00: He still looks like he's in pretty good shape, though.
15:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
15:51
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I'd I couldn't imagine if I'd make it to 101.
15:55
SPEAKER_00: It would be nice because I'm would technically not be over half my life.
15:59
SPEAKER_00: Right.
15:59
SPEAKER_02: But I'm trying to think who is it uh what's his name?
16:03
SPEAKER_02: John Aston?
16:04
SPEAKER_02: He played the original Gomez Adams.
16:06
SPEAKER_02: I believe he's still alive.
16:07
SPEAKER_02: He's old as fucking.
16:08
SPEAKER_00: Isn't that Sean Aston's dad?
16:09
SPEAKER_02: Uh adopted father.
16:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's what I missed.
16:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:13
SPEAKER_02: That see, you learned something now.
16:15
SPEAKER_02: If you didn't know that, now you know.
16:20
SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
16:20
SPEAKER_02: Oh man.
16:21
SPEAKER_02: I'm so happy.
16:22
SPEAKER_02: I'm so thirsty this morning.
16:23
SPEAKER_00: I don't know why.
16:24
SPEAKER_00: Um humidity.
16:25
SPEAKER_00: I guess.
16:27
SPEAKER_00: Uh but yeah, man, just yeah, it started making me think, and I started thinking of like some of our legends that are, you know, they already took Betty White from us.
16:37
SPEAKER_00: I know.
16:38
SPEAKER_00: Now he took Dolly Parton.
16:39
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, y'all, y'all need to chill, dog.
16:41
SPEAKER_00: You need to take a fucking Xanax or something, you know.
16:44
SPEAKER_00: Uh I follow this uh this other guy on TikTok.
16:48
SPEAKER_00: His name's uh Mo B or something like that, and he plays like the decades and then the devil and Jesus and God.
16:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
16:56
SPEAKER_00: He did a thing and like he had done one where like you know, he goes, 2026, and he calls it in and it's it's him playing 2026.
17:03
SPEAKER_00: He goes, You took Dolly Parton, son of a man.
17:06
SPEAKER_00: And then he does another one the next day because they took Tim Curry, and he was like, 2026?
17:12
SPEAKER_00: And he goes, now Tim Curry.
17:14
SPEAKER_00: And then the third day when it was he was like, You took Optimus Prime and ER, he said, get out, you're done, and he sent him to the devil.
17:22
SPEAKER_00: Like he was like, 2026, you're done.
17:25
SPEAKER_00: And it's like, and and the worst was it was back to back to back.
17:29
SPEAKER_00: It was a three-piece, like, bruh, what the fuck?
17:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was that was tough because they were all you know, and and don't get me wrong, guys.
17:36
SPEAKER_00: Anytime anybody passes away, it's sad.
17:39
SPEAKER_00: But you know, when it's somebody you grew up watching or listening to or something like that, it just has a different effect on your life, and you go, damn, you know.
17:48
SPEAKER_02: I'm super congested today, as you can tell.
17:50
SPEAKER_00: He's he's struggling this morning.
17:52
SPEAKER_02: I've got the drainage, it's going down the back of my throat, it's making me cough.
17:57
SPEAKER_00: So I'm like Fran Dresha.
17:59
SPEAKER_02: It's awful.
18:01
SPEAKER_00: Like one of the old mob wives.
18:02
SPEAKER_00: I know I tried to tell him, but he wouldn't listen.
18:04
SPEAKER_00: Wouldn't listen.
18:05
SPEAKER_00: It's horrible.
18:07
SPEAKER_00: It's horrible.
18:08
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, Frank.
18:09
SPEAKER_00: Cameron, that was all the money we had.
18:12
SPEAKER_00: I love good fellas.
18:13
SPEAKER_00: We're going off the rails, guys.
18:15
SPEAKER_00: Fuck it.
18:15
SPEAKER_00: It's a bull session.
18:16
SPEAKER_00: It's a bull session.
18:16
SPEAKER_00: That's what we did.
18:17
SPEAKER_00: Anything else you wanted to touch about, talk about?
18:19
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I said we were busy as fuck, so we didn't really need to.
18:22
SPEAKER_02: We were busy as fuck, but work.
18:24
SPEAKER_02: Uh I didn't go to the football game Friday night because it was an away game, and we're not going to the away games this year.
18:29
SPEAKER_02: Uh I cut my grass yesterday.
18:31
SPEAKER_02: Well, let me rephrase that.
18:33
SPEAKER_02: I went 10 rounds with my grass yesterday.
18:36
SPEAKER_02: I think I lost, or at least I got a split decision.
18:40
SPEAKER_02: I I dude, that was three hours.
18:43
SPEAKER_02: You were you were you were at it.
18:45
SPEAKER_02: I wanted uh and normally it takes me 45 minutes.
18:49
SPEAKER_02: But things have gotten so backed up at home because of work, and by the time I get home from work, I'm just like work cooked me so bad today, and I just sit there and I'm like Yeah, fuck off.
19:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't want to chew anything.
19:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm dude.
19:02
SPEAKER_00: You're you're telling me, like, I get I get to the point where like, and I try I try to get that with Ty, because like the big thing with him is like we tell him, like, alright, bud, you need to do your dishes, right?
19:12
SPEAKER_00: Right.
19:13
SPEAKER_00: All right, three hours later, bro, you ain't do your dishes.
19:16
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna do them.
19:17
SPEAKER_00: Alright.
19:18
SPEAKER_00: And I've I've tried to get to him, I'm like, bro, you're not realizing like when you get your chores done, you then have the rest of the day.
19:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:26
SPEAKER_00: But by putting it off, there can come a time where you might be playing the game with your boys.
19:31
SPEAKER_00: Right.
19:31
SPEAKER_00: And then and I get pissed and go, now you have to do them now, and you gotta break that.
19:35
SPEAKER_00: Whereas when I tell you to do them, if you just go do them, they're fucking done.
19:39
SPEAKER_02: You're done for the day.
19:40
SPEAKER_00: And you know the best part if you do it when we tell you to do it, you're not gonna get yelled at.
19:44
SPEAKER_00: You're not gonna hear us bitch at you.
19:46
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
19:46
SPEAKER_00: Like, but he's a fucking 13-year-old, so try it gets worse, man.
19:51
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I love, and you know I've told you he's a sweet boy, but this fucking attitude is so not like him.
19:57
SPEAKER_00: But again, hormones.
20:00
SPEAKER_00: Uh yes, kids, he's going through puberty, so yeah, I know.
20:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
20:07
SPEAKER_02: I know all too well with the girls.
20:09
SPEAKER_00: But teenage it's a double-edged sword because you're like, man, I'm you were just yes, you were just little, and now I want to do exactly what you just did.
20:26
SPEAKER_00: About four or five times a day now.
20:28
SPEAKER_00: Right.
20:29
SPEAKER_00: Um I love him to death, but he's just so and it's and the worst part is it's not that he's even lazy.
20:36
SPEAKER_00: He's just getting him to get to the task.
20:40
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
20:40
SPEAKER_00: Once he gets to the task, he knocks it out.
20:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:43
SPEAKER_00: But it's it's it's getting him up there and getting him to go going.
20:46
SPEAKER_00: It's like, bro, just do the shit.
20:48
SPEAKER_02: That's the problem I have with my kids, man.
20:49
SPEAKER_02: Like, literally the only thing I'm gonna take shit for this, but I don't care.
20:54
SPEAKER_02: The only thing we literally ask them to do once a week is on Sunday nights, because that's our trash night.
21:00
SPEAKER_02: One of you take the trash down Monday when now, since school started, Monday when you come home, one of you bring the trash can back up.
21:09
SPEAKER_02: I can't even fucking get them to do that half the time.
21:11
SPEAKER_02: It's like I gotta scream at you to go take the trash down.
21:13
SPEAKER_02: Like, dude, just literally walk the 70 feet with a trash can that's on wheels down the driveway, yeah, and then back.
21:23
SPEAKER_02: Set it on the curb and walk back.
21:27
SPEAKER_02: It takes two minutes.
21:30
SPEAKER_02: If that.
21:30
SPEAKER_02: If that um go get it done so I don't have to yell at you, or mom doesn't have to yell at you, and then we look like assholes because we've let it go and we've been nice, and now we gotta be the bad guy because we're yelling at you.
21:44
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
21:44
SPEAKER_00: Because you didn't do what you're supposed to do.
21:45
SPEAKER_00: That's Tiger's ten Tigus ten dollars a week.
21:48
SPEAKER_00: He has to feed the dogs, he has to take the dogs out when we ask, he has to do the dishes, and he has to keep his room clean.
21:53
SPEAKER_00: Sounds pretty reasonable to me.
21:58
SPEAKER_00: Because he buy He's well, we we made a deal with him.
22:03
SPEAKER_00: That if he saved a certain cause he's going to DC in November.
22:06
SPEAKER_00: If he saved a certain amount, we'd match.
22:08
SPEAKER_00: So he has stuff to do money to do stuff on.
22:10
SPEAKER_00: He's 250, he's saved.
22:12
SPEAKER_00: Ooh, damn it.
22:13
SPEAKER_00: He ain't fucking around.
22:14
SPEAKER_00: But now it's burning a hole in his pocket.
22:16
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, man.
22:18
SPEAKER_00: There's all these games he wants, and then I'm like, bro, just you've made it this far.
22:21
SPEAKER_00: Don't break it.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: Every time my kids get money, man, it's like, can we go to the gas station?
22:26
SPEAKER_02: Can we go to the dollar store?
22:27
SPEAKER_00: Can we go to Acme?
22:29
SPEAKER_00: I I get it.
22:30
SPEAKER_00: Because I was the same way.
22:33
SPEAKER_00: I got four dollars a week to do twice as much as Ty did.
22:38
SPEAKER_00: You know, it was just the way it was.
22:40
SPEAKER_00: And I I was the same way.
22:42
SPEAKER_00: I immediately want to go down to Isley's or go up to um Rayleigh's or Dairy Bark's.
22:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.
22:50
SPEAKER_00: I'd go to one of those and spectrum.
22:52
SPEAKER_00: Game of candy or the news racks or the news racks.
22:55
SPEAKER_00: And then Ethan and uh what's his face bought it and caught it the game rack.
22:59
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I would go in there and either buy a comic book or go over to Rayleigh's and get candy.
23:03
SPEAKER_00: I heard that.
23:04
SPEAKER_00: Crunchy.
23:06
SPEAKER_00: We need a sound effect for that.
23:08
SPEAKER_00: I know.
23:09
SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, I mean, what a week, man.
23:12
SPEAKER_00: Not not like I mean it was a crazy week, but it was more of just an exhausting emotionally and physically kind of week.
23:19
SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, when I got home from work Friday, I just kind of was like, I know, dude.
23:23
SPEAKER_00: But then that didn't last long because I had to fucking finish the bullet sessions video and I had to do this.
23:29
SPEAKER_00: Well, there's never a day where there's not something I gotta go.
23:32
SPEAKER_02: I need to get that done.
23:34
SPEAKER_02: I still have to look at the vacuum from like a week ago.
23:37
SPEAKER_02: I told my wife, I was like, I'll look at it, because she's like, it stopped working.
23:39
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, and it's probably a fuse or the cord freight, or and it's sitting in my living room up against the wall, and I still haven't looked because I'm like, I don't want to have happen what happened to my oven last week.
23:51
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I could talk about that.
23:53
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, you could talk about that real quick.
23:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
23:55
SPEAKER_02: So my stupid old oven.
23:57
SPEAKER_00: I said, literally real quick happened when you went home last Sunday from recording.
24:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:04
SPEAKER_02: I I literally came home, I'm like, alright, it's like because my dad was like, hey, do you want to go to lunch?
24:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh last Sunday.
24:10
SPEAKER_02: I was like, yeah, let's go to lunch.
24:11
SPEAKER_02: So I didn't get home until like 3 30, and I like had gotten home, made a cup of coffee, was talking to the wife, and I said, Alright, I'm gonna pull the stove out from the wall and I'm gonna work on it because we need to be able to cook.
24:26
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like in the midst of taking the back off with my my drill, and my mother-in-law and brother-in-law showed up for a visit.
24:38
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, oh cool, that'll give me of an like give me an incentive to move faster and get this done.
24:45
SPEAKER_02: So what happened was is the wire had frayed off the one end of the heating element for the actual oven.
24:51
SPEAKER_02: So I unplugged it from the wall.
24:52
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I'm not dying on 220, fuck that.
24:55
SPEAKER_02: And I strip and you know, do everything I need to do, reattach the wire like I've done three other times before.
25:02
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, cool, no problem, it'll work just fine.
25:06
SPEAKER_02: Throw the backpone on, the metal back on it.
25:08
SPEAKER_02: Luckily, I did that.
25:10
SPEAKER_02: And I go to plug it in, dude.
25:15
SPEAKER_02: It looked like I got my own pyrotechnics display coming out, you know, into an arena full of people.
25:21
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, holy shit, and unplugged it real fast, took the backpack off, and I'm like messing with the wire, I'm like, it looks fine, nothing, you know, blah blah blah.
25:31
SPEAKER_02: Plug it back in, nothing.
25:32
SPEAKER_02: Dead.
25:33
SPEAKER_02: Everything's dead.
25:34
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, well, I gotta pivot from what I was gonna do.
25:37
SPEAKER_02: Chickens on a grill.
25:40
SPEAKER_02: So then Monday, my wife texts me, she's like, hey, I'm out with mom.
25:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, cool.
25:46
SPEAKER_02: She's like, there's a Lowe's outlet up at Chapel Hill.
25:49
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, what?
25:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I didn't know that was at that point.
25:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's like over over.
25:54
SPEAKER_02: I it um you know where the giant eagle is in the plaza down there?
25:58
SPEAKER_02: Across from like uh Best Buy and everything, across the street.
26:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's where the TJ Maxx used to be used to be, I believe.
26:05
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
26:06
SPEAKER_02: I think or Burlington or one of those.
26:08
SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say, I thought TJ Maxx was still there.
26:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, maybe he's not it might have been the Burlington.
26:13
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
26:13
SPEAKER_00: Because I think that did close.
26:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
26:15
SPEAKER_02: But so she sends me this picture of this this stove, and I'm like, cool, this looks awesome.
26:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
26:22
SPEAKER_02: $219 for a brand new stove.
26:25
SPEAKER_02: The only thing there was a ding on it.
26:27
SPEAKER_02: The only thing it had it's got a little bitty scratch on the handle to the oven.
26:31
SPEAKER_00: We bought the fridge that we had had a dent in it, and you probably wouldn't even see it if I showed you it.
26:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and it was like six hundred dollars cheaper.
26:46
SPEAKER_00: Um typically my father-in-law doesn't buy shit like that.
26:49
SPEAKER_00: But the deal was cheaper.
26:51
SPEAKER_00: He really wanted this fridge, and he was like, You can't even see it, I'll take it.
26:56
SPEAKER_02: So it's an offer he couldn't refuse.
26:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, pretty much.
27:00
SPEAKER_02: That's how we were, man.
27:01
SPEAKER_02: And uh my brother-in-law actually bought it because he's worried about his nieces and nephew, and he's like sweet.
27:07
SPEAKER_02: He's like, I don't fucking care about you.
27:09
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you guys, you can cook, you know, wherever.
27:10
SPEAKER_02: He's like, the kids I worry about.
27:11
SPEAKER_00: Chef Mike.
27:12
SPEAKER_02: Right.
27:13
SPEAKER_02: So he foot the bill on that.
27:15
SPEAKER_02: We have to pay him back, but uh yeah, and then I was I went after work Monday, I picked the wife up, went home, picked the wife up, and we went up to get it, because I'm like, I'm not waiting till Thursday till my brother-in-law was off work because he's got a pickup truck.
27:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, this thing will fit in the back of the caddy, no problem.
27:32
SPEAKER_02: Which it did, by the way.
27:34
SPEAKER_02: But I'm looking at the tag that's on this stove, because they hadn't moved it or anything, bro, it's regularly like$800.
27:45
SPEAKER_02: It was like 75% off.
27:47
SPEAKER_02: I can't beat that.
27:48
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, and it's the the flat top induction, like you click it on and it heats up instantly, and it's like so nice.
27:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're weird getting used to cooking on it, because you're like normally the old style, you click it on, you gotta wait for the burner to heat up, and then this is like the burn the shit out of yourself.
28:09
SPEAKER_02: Indeed.
28:10
SPEAKER_02: Indeed.
28:13
SPEAKER_02: What do we want to go to?
28:15
SPEAKER_02: About 28.
28:17
SPEAKER_02: Shuffle it?
28:18
SPEAKER_02: Shuffle it.
28:19
SPEAKER_02: Okay, shuffle it.
28:20
SPEAKER_02: You go first.
28:21
SPEAKER_02: I get to go first.
28:24
SPEAKER_00: No, I'll go first.
28:26
SPEAKER_00: Because then you can go first.
28:28
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
28:31
SPEAKER_00: Because this is when we get to do it just right.
28:37
SPEAKER_00: Alright, guys, this is where I'm gonna throw up our shuffle it logo.
28:42
SPEAKER_00: And uh Okay.
28:48
SPEAKER_00: So my first one is Why Does This Always Happen to Me by Weird Al.
28:57
SPEAKER_00: I love Weird Al.
28:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's off, I think Poodle Hat.
29:00
SPEAKER_00: Poodle Hat.
29:01
SPEAKER_00: What a great name for an album.
29:02
SPEAKER_00: I can't remember.
29:03
SPEAKER_00: I'd have to look.
29:04
SPEAKER_00: But everybody that knows me knows I love Weir.
29:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
29:06
SPEAKER_00: So that's car for the course.
29:09
SPEAKER_00: Uh and then I have They Don't Know, which is a song by Paul Wall, who's from Houston.
29:15
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
29:16
SPEAKER_00: Um very good song.
29:17
SPEAKER_00: Jermaine will be excited for that one.
29:20
SPEAKER_00: Uh, here's one for you, Bob.
29:22
SPEAKER_00: Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
29:24
SPEAKER_00: Green Day.
29:25
SPEAKER_00: So that's a good one.
29:26
SPEAKER_02: Is that American Idiot that was off of?
29:28
SPEAKER_00: Uh yes.
29:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:29
SPEAKER_00: That's three.
29:30
SPEAKER_00: Uh four is Oh, that that was four?
29:33
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm not sure.
29:34
SPEAKER_00: This is four.
29:35
SPEAKER_00: Counting.
29:35
SPEAKER_00: Uh Impose by Bad Omens.
29:38
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
29:39
SPEAKER_00: Uh, that's a newer uh that's one of the groups that uh Rihanna really likes.
29:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Bad Omens is alright.
29:44
SPEAKER_00: They're good.
29:45
SPEAKER_00: I like them.
29:48
SPEAKER_00: And somebody done fucked up by Method Man.
29:51
SPEAKER_00: It's off his second or third album.
29:55
SPEAKER_00: So yep, somebody done fucked up.
29:57
SPEAKER_00: Story of my life.
29:58
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
29:59
SPEAKER_00: And that's that's my that's my five.
30:01
SPEAKER_00: A little more balanced this.
30:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
30:03
SPEAKER_00: Remember last week's it was like all hip hop.
30:05
SPEAKER_00: Well, remember, I told you like the first 20 songs were just all rap music.
30:09
SPEAKER_00: So it was like, well, that's that makes sense.
30:12
SPEAKER_00: Right.
30:12
SPEAKER_00: All right, let's see what you got.
30:14
SPEAKER_00: I'm interested in this.
30:14
SPEAKER_02: I'm doing the same thing.
30:16
SPEAKER_02: Uh mine's actually kind of well rounded.
30:19
SPEAKER_02: Man, I can't.
30:20
SPEAKER_02: Yours typically is, though, man.
30:22
SPEAKER_02: Uh Riddle Box by ICP.
30:24
SPEAKER_02: That's a good one.
30:25
SPEAKER_02: Uh number two, When They Come For Me by Lincoln Park.
30:31
SPEAKER_02: This Love by Pantera.
30:35
SPEAKER_02: And for the now fourth week in a row, uh-oh.
30:39
SPEAKER_02: From the Sky by Gojira.
30:43
SPEAKER_02: Somebody's a fan.
30:44
SPEAKER_02: I know, right?
30:45
SPEAKER_02: And then to end mine out, The Judas Kiss by Metallica.
30:49
SPEAKER_00: Oh, there you go.
30:50
SPEAKER_00: Uh that's a pretty good one.
30:52
SPEAKER_02: A little metal heavy, but uh That's alright though.
30:56
SPEAKER_02: I haven't heard Judas Kiss by Metallica in a while.
30:58
SPEAKER_02: That was off Death Magnetic in 08.
31:01
SPEAKER_02: I want to say.
31:01
SPEAKER_02: That was a good album.
31:03
SPEAKER_00: Uh Load and Reload were the last ones I really listened to.
31:06
SPEAKER_00: Really?
31:07
SPEAKER_02: Don't listen to St.
31:08
SPEAKER_02: Anger because it's ass.
31:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I've heard that.
31:10
SPEAKER_02: Um mainly because the snare drum sounding like a trash can, but it's like, ugh.
31:16
SPEAKER_02: I know they were trying to do something different, and Garage Rock was like really big at that point.
31:20
SPEAKER_02: Well, we'll talk about it.
31:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but that's not but to leave the the uh basically to leave your EQ at ass.
31:30
SPEAKER_02: I'll say it that way, to leave your EQ at ass.
31:33
SPEAKER_02: Who does that?
31:33
SPEAKER_02: Uh they did it, and it was ass.
31:36
SPEAKER_02: So.
31:37
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
31:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh, right.
31:38
SPEAKER_00: Time for the joke.
31:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
31:39
SPEAKER_00: Time for your joke.
31:40
SPEAKER_00: This is this is gonna be one that's gonna make a few people cringe.
31:45
SPEAKER_00: You ready for it?
31:46
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
31:47
SPEAKER_00: Alright.
31:48
SPEAKER_00: What do a puppy and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?
31:53
SPEAKER_00: I know the answer, but go for it.
31:55
SPEAKER_00: A wet nose.
32:00
SPEAKER_02: Still makes me laugh.
32:02
SPEAKER_00: Uh, and on that note, guys, we'll see you next session.