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#162 My Wife's Biggest Deal-Breaker · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: You've been walking around.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not playing playing the ukulele whilst we've been figuring
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  Speaker 2: out how to set up this record to work on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: You need to relate.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you may call it hours wasted, but we have
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  Speaker 2: made a huge breakthrough on this podcast. We are now
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  Speaker 2: and brand new territory potentially. Don't quote me on this
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  Speaker 2: on YouTube, ok where they quote me on.
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  Speaker 1: This, just in case it doesn't work out. I'm panicking
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  Speaker 1: right now, panic away. I was. It wasn't a change
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  Speaker 1: the formula.
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  Speaker 2: We're recording in lands agape, not if you can tell
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  Speaker 2: this is recorded in landscape.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the mics are different. No, it wasn't. I was
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  Speaker 1: just saying that we are all productive. It wasn't a
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  Speaker 1: jab at you let me do the introuble. Get rolling.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to two Noting Guards. I am Maddie Jay
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  Speaker 2: and this is a podcast all about parenting.
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  Speaker 1: It is the good, it is the.
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  Speaker 3: Bad, and they're relatable and if you come for advice,
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  Speaker 3: it's not happening.
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  Speaker 1: Get over it. Well said, Sorry, I turn the yelling
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  Speaker 1: into the listen.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell, I can tell. I'm not sure if
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  Speaker 2: it's your medication. You want to get the show on
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  Speaker 2: the road.
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  Speaker 1: You're ready, rare and your prime before it wears out quick.
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  Speaker 2: It's like watching someone try and put on a condom
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  Speaker 2: and not lose their erection and get into it.
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  Speaker 1: I never lose the direction. That's a lie. Well, well
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  Speaker 1: here we are.
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  Speaker 2: We've got a really big it's big.
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  Speaker 1: It's a big show. Good keep going, guys. We've got
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  Speaker 1: a big show, big, big show. Let's start it off big.
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  Speaker 1: I've made another purchase after last night. You skipped ahead?
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  Speaker 1: Got housekeeping? Oh yes, you fucking idiots. All right, we'll
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  Speaker 1: come back to that. Sorry, really forgot? Yes, we do
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  Speaker 1: b show. No, I don't want to.
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  Speaker 2: We'll go housekeeping first, housekeeping because that's what we agreed
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  Speaker 2: on before we record.
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  Speaker 1: With you. I'm not sure if you were now you
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  Speaker 1: just wasted. Okay, I'm just trying to get this like,
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  Speaker 1: we have a schedule.
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  Speaker 2: Star, you go b.
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  Speaker 1: Show off the back of a story you told last week,
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  Speaker 1: hit and run story.
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  Speaker 2: May call it the babysitter. Laura has been fucking nervous
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  Speaker 2: because hitt and run gate. We didn't say who it
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  Speaker 2: was the name of the babysitter. Obviously the babysitter. She
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  Speaker 2: knows who she is.
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  Speaker 1: You know she Laura.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if this is true, because Laura maybe
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  Speaker 2: changed a few little details about the story, not like
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  Speaker 2: it did a bellowshit, but just how we referenced her
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  Speaker 2: and the baby.
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  Speaker 1: So and Laura is like I still speak to her,
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, shit, people make mistakes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, She like, she can't expect to not have some
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  Speaker 2: repercussions of her actions.
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  Speaker 1: She thought she got away with it. Yeah, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: manage been deported. She's fry. I didn't know that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So there has been some follow up. People want to know,
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  Speaker 1: so I'll just run them three week waterforce force they
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  Speaker 1: want to The first question is pretty straightforward. Where did
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  Speaker 1: you find her? Question? Did she lie about her experience?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you know who you are? Because I feel like,
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  Speaker 1: as bad as it is, it's iconic for her.
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  Speaker 2: Be a good eyes break.
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  Speaker 1: If you're meeting a new group of friends, you're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's something interesting about you. Well, one time I was
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  Speaker 1: in my car. There's more questions here. What can I
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  Speaker 1: answer them? First? Are you going to keep asking?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: You sort of answered that one? The whatever where'd you
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  Speaker 1: find her? Thank you? Okay? Facebook? I think I think
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  Speaker 1: I think it was Facebook? I can't remember.
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  Speaker 2: We were searching everywhere far and wide, except I did.
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  Speaker 2: I did decide not to use an agency because the
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  Speaker 2: rates were too high. Wow, So I opted not for
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  Speaker 2: the agency and I went rogue. I did it myself
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  Speaker 2: on Facebook through like one of those like find a
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  Speaker 2: Murderer dot com or something by.
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  Speaker 1: A criminal dot com. Very good. We also got here.
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard anything after? Have you heard from her after?
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  Speaker 1: Like at all?
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  Speaker 2: You said, I reckon, she still speaks to her about what?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, do we believe Laura? Like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if they're still speaking. I'm not sure she's fine. No,
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  Speaker 1: other families have been hurt so far as we know
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  Speaker 1: that we know of. And then someone was like, was
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  Speaker 1: there seriously no witness? Imagine if the Daily Mail got
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  Speaker 1: a hold of it. There were witnesses. I want to say,
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  Speaker 1: twenty people. No, she ran them down as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah people, how No, I don't know if people. It
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  Speaker 2: all happens so quick I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Sure if everyone saysn't it an accident? Well, luckily it.
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  Speaker 2: All happened quick enough that no one was able to
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  Speaker 2: take any kind of video evidence. You know of me
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  Speaker 2: then panicking with the kids, crying in the background.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if there's any cc TV.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think there is along that route of the
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  Speaker 2: I don't tell me where it is. I'm not I'm
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  Speaker 2: innocent here. I'm a victim. You are, yes, anyway, I
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  Speaker 2: have some housekeeping for you. Oh my god, Jess has
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  Speaker 2: just raised a very good point here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually I will raise this with Laura.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you worry the fact that Laura follows our babysitter,
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  Speaker 2: the murderer, attempted murderer and doesn't follow producer jests.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sorry as a scene scene and no response back.
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  Speaker 1: We'll keep you updated on that one. This is just
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  Speaker 1: a little I want to say, how do you do?
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  Speaker 1: How do you say this? What do you call when
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  Speaker 1: you're giving someone like Latio?
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  Speaker 2: It's a community service community announcement.
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  Speaker 1: P S, a public service announcement. That's why you're here
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  Speaker 1: with me to help me along on my journey to
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  Speaker 1: learn how to talk.
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  Speaker 2: It's from Heather to Heather.
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  Speaker 1: It's about you. We talked about deworming. What have I done?
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  Speaker 1: Not you? It was just more of a like, before
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  Speaker 1: you get into that worms my kids on the weekend,
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  Speaker 1: did you Yeah? Mason had to each you bart, Yeah, chocolate,
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  Speaker 1: the chocolate worming was I forgot it was a chocolate one.
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  Speaker 1: But it was different because you tried it, did you lovely? Remember?
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  Speaker 1: But this was it was like it was like a
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  Speaker 1: chocolate desolvable tablet. But even macy like the day I
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  Speaker 1: was like but literally because she wanted an all so
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  Speaker 1: it must have been good. Oh she was anyway, she
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  Speaker 1: had worms.
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  Speaker 2: Well done, because if you don't worm, this is what
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  Speaker 2: can happen. My daughter had to get her appendix out
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  Speaker 2: because of worms. We didn't realize she had worms, no symptoms.
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  Speaker 2: Doctor told us. Doctor told us we should worm.
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  Speaker 1: Doctor sorry. Doctors told us that we should worm. Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Doctor told us that people should.
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  Speaker 2: Worm their kids every six months, so every school holidays.
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  Speaker 1: This information is.
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  Speaker 2: Not being passed up like this needs this needs to
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  Speaker 2: be fucking more public.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, to start a campaign. There needs to be like
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  Speaker 1: ads on TV or like wormy kids or they lose
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  Speaker 1: their appendix? Why is no one talking about do they eat?
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  Speaker 1: What are they eating in there?
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: They think she picked them up from the bunnies they
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  Speaker 2: have at school.
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  Speaker 1: For I one time got ringworm from a bunny? Where
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  Speaker 1: was it? It was right there? On my phone.
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  Speaker 2: Where was the bunny?
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  Speaker 1: Bunny? Oh, my girlfriend at the time had one. I
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  Speaker 1: used to pick. Yeah, she's really hard. I was only
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  Speaker 1: your teenagers. Let me tell you.
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  Speaker 2: After the horrible appendix removal and recovery, I square of
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  Speaker 2: bum worm chocolates, she's lost the ability to talk as well.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks Blue. Every Holidays is a walk in the park.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure I lost her at the end here.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe Blue has a worming tablet. I've got you because
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  Speaker 1: I would actually line up really well for marketing dogs
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  Speaker 1: worm worms.
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  Speaker 5: Kids.
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  Speaker 1: Get it great. Sorry about the appendix, Heather Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's an appendix. Everyone get doesn't everyone get there?
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  Speaker 2: At some point it would be I remember, I think
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  Speaker 2: this could be about Laura. Don't quote me about this.
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  Speaker 2: I think she said she had a stomach ache and
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  Speaker 2: her mum was like, you'll be fine, Maybe should take
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  Speaker 2: this out of the podcast, and I think she'd get
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  Speaker 2: rushed rushed to hospital to have her appendix out. I'm
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  Speaker 2: pretty sure it does happened. I would call Laura, but
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: she's calling. Yes, you will also come back to this.
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  Speaker 2: So much housekeeping, so much to do.
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  Speaker 1: We never housekeep. I know That's why there's so much.
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  Speaker 1: I always say, let it build up, don't stay on it,
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  Speaker 1: don't consistently do a little bit if we're not housekeeping.
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  Speaker 2: Just this is on you to tell us. You got
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  Speaker 2: to remind you, remind us.
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  Speaker 1: He's looking at me all that. I don't know you
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  Speaker 1: all the words. You you have big news, the biggest news.
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  Speaker 1: It's milestone in my life, and I'm proud.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't think. I didn't think it's
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  Speaker 2: going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I was like maybe in six months. We've
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: been two and frowing for years about how you've been
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: at me to get in the property market. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because you've got to diversified portfolio.
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  Speaker 2: You you're so close.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so close. Am I better than everyone? Yes? I
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  Speaker 1: have purchased a property. We're not a property.
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  Speaker 4: What I call it the house, call it a property,
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  Speaker 4: a unit. It's essentially a unit. I want to downplay it.
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  Speaker 4: It's imagine I'm calling it the penthouse. It's on it's
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  Speaker 4: the top level. Love a two story, but it.
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  Speaker 1: Is the penthouse. And my kids now have a house
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  Speaker 1: or somewhere to live now.
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  Speaker 2: Just okay, I'm trying to wrap my head around the
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  Speaker 2: fact that this all happened so quick. One second you
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  Speaker 2: told me I have pre approval, okay, and you've said
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  Speaker 2: this to me before, and then you just you tease me,
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  Speaker 2: and then I let it expire, and then you let
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  Speaker 2: it expire, and then this time around, you have pre approval.
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  Speaker 2: Next minute you're like, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, I'm pretty good. Mainly didn't win, but I bought
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  Speaker 1: a property. What Yeah, never let them know your next move.
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  Speaker 1: Who found it? So look, last time we started house
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  Speaker 1: hunting is when I had a real job, and then
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: eventually I got made redundant. It's kind of like a
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  Speaker 1: blessing in disguise, really, because I wasn't really worked anyway.
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  Speaker 1: We were just doing this. If I was listening, yes
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  Speaker 1: I was. So we got pre approval then, but it
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  Speaker 1: was for not a lot. We weren't going to get
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  Speaker 1: a lot from money, but we wanted to get in
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  Speaker 1: as you're trying to do. We waited two more years.
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  Speaker 1: Oscar has lived in six houses and he's six.
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  Speaker 2: It must be pretty normal for him then to move house.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and we don't want that. That's what we were like.
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  Speaker 1: We want to stop it now.
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  Speaker 5: We want the memories, Yeah, we want we want we
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  Speaker 5: don't the anxiety around moving, and we every time I've moved,
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  Speaker 5: which I've moved like four times of being on this podcast,
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  Speaker 5: every time I move, we talk about how fucking painful
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  Speaker 5: it is, and that's just us talking about how painful
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  Speaker 5: it It is, actually that fucking painful and everyone knows that.
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  Speaker 1: So I think like it was getting to the point
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  Speaker 1: where April was the anxiety of thinking about moving again
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  Speaker 1: not for a long time was really getting to it,
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  Speaker 1: and it was you could tell that it was making
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  Speaker 1: it quite emotional because it don't be good for Oscar
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  Speaker 1: to be. So we were like, what do y poppers
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: two places in worry? Would poppers again? Hoppers for a while? Yeah? Twice? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and like then we yeah, so we decided to do
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  Speaker 1: something about it. We'd waited two years since been met redundant,
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  Speaker 1: so we've been doing this for two years.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just and I mean, I'm not trying to
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: be funny here from when New Year, because I know
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  Speaker 2: it was a big question mark of like do I
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  Speaker 2: throw in the nine to five?
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  Speaker 1: Do I do this stuff? Make content, make people laugh? Entertained? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: full time?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like do it, man, do it and
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  Speaker 2: look look at it look look at it now, I
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  Speaker 2: know where it was.
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  Speaker 1: Funny, Like when I tell people this in other podcasts,
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  Speaker 1: I do I what No, like when I'm a guest. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: my other parenting. No, I got a secret laugh you
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  Speaker 1: don't know about it. I've just hidden everything from your life.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: My other podcasts, they've been a guest and people ask
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: me how all this started? Right, And honestly, I think
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: it's a very good story. It's a beautiful story. It's beautiful,
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: some would say, and like I made my first video
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  Speaker 1: with two hundred and twenty followers like, and into read
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: the reality of that, and Pete put it really Pete
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: from the cafe shout out to Peak. He got me
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: all in the fields the other day because he found
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: out because the agent is a frequent visitor of the cafe.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: And you know what these Italians are like the shut up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what they like, ash you, that's all racist. No,
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  Speaker 1: for the record, I love Italians beautiful food, don't get
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  Speaker 1: me wrong. They like to say it. They loved to
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  Speaker 1: gossip loudly. Now I'm getting a little bit racist. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: fuck sorry, all right, let's start again, he said to me.
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  Speaker 1: He rang me up and he was like I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know that he knew rang me up and he said,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to ring up Toad. I'm proud of you.
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  Speaker 1: I said, why, he goes fifteen years ago, you moved
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  Speaker 1: to Sydney. Back to Sydney on your own with nothing,
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: but I had a bag and I lived on their
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  Speaker 1: computer room floor for six months. I had to watch
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: them play PlayStation of all our nights trying to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: I had to wake up to their old man naked.
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  Speaker 1: Most of the time. I was quite often ushered out
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  Speaker 1: of my own bedroom just at random hours of the day.
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  Speaker 1: I had three jobs. What are you doing at the time.
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  Speaker 1: I worked at two Italian restaurants. That's why I know
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  Speaker 1: so much abount Italians and what else I do? And
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: I was worked at Target. I think I've had a
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: lot of jobs anyway. But he was like, now look
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  Speaker 1: at you, and I was like, fuck, you're right, bro,
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  Speaker 1: Like I never ever, I never ever pumped myself up
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  Speaker 1: like that. But yeah, like from that point to now, crazy,
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  Speaker 1: it's the crazy amount of jobs I've had. But then
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: this one was the one that it was like, I
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: remember April was saying to me for a long time
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: because I used to you know someone with ADHD working,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: you get bored things so fucking easily waiting for the
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  Speaker 1: tapping the shoulder and you're like, pretty bored, do you? Pawn?
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  Speaker 1: I was like I'd always wing and complain about when
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: I was doing not like that. I just wasn't enjoying it.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing stimulated me enough. I don't know. We're trying to
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: be serious, and yeah, April was always like, we'll find
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  Speaker 1: something that you love and you won't work a day
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  Speaker 1: in your lafe And here I am. Chase your dreams.
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  Speaker 2: Kids, remember that, remember that, write this down.
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  Speaker 1: We're giving advice. But yeah, I bought a place. We're
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  Speaker 1: moving in in a few weeks.
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  Speaker 2: This is going to sound weird. Yeah, but when you
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: walked in you saw the place the first inspection, will
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: you hit with that feeling of you know, yeah, so
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: I only looked at two other places and you didn't
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: get the films.
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  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't like Look, I was pretty easy with him.
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  Speaker 1: It's April. It needs to be perfect her And I
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  Speaker 1: said to her, look, I'm not going to come to
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: a million inspections for you to point out the little
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  Speaker 1: thing that can be fixed and not like that place
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: because that's already in your mind. And that's how my
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  Speaker 1: wife is. If she doesn't have that feeling or like
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  Speaker 1: straight away or there's something that she can't get out
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  Speaker 1: of me, here's one for you. Go on. So we
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  Speaker 1: live in this country. She's gonna hate me for this
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  Speaker 1: perfect this is going to be great. Fuck it is silly.
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  Speaker 1: It's silly. So when we were at the last place
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  Speaker 1: and we had the whole ordeal, I might have even
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: told this story. We're the whole ordeal of being kicked
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: out because I complained about something wasn't safe anyway, there's
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: laws now in place. I missed the laws because they
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: just put them in place that would have protected us
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  Speaker 1: from that. But we had to move out really hastily.
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  Speaker 1: You're a pioneer, I am. Some would call me a
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: pine I would you did? Anyway, So we had to
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  Speaker 1: hastily move two kids under five out of this house.
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  Speaker 1: Where are we going to live? I don't know. We
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  Speaker 1: had to go back to pop Us for a bit,
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  Speaker 1: and then eventually we our friends were like, we're moving
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  Speaker 1: up the coast, do you want to rent our place out?
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  Speaker 1: Just and it was really flexible and when you find
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: something down the track, then you can just let us know.
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  Speaker 1: And it was the perfect situation. Granted, really old fucking house. Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: It was nice to have a big house for a while.
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  Speaker 1: But we went and had to look at it because
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  Speaker 1: April had never been there. I'd been there before. And
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: we left after looking at it, and I was like, look,
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: it's cheaper than anything that's out there. Because they're friends.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: There's no bond, it's perfect, there's an agreement in place. Yeah,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: but all good. And April goes I don't know. I
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: was like why. It's like, oh, you're gonna laugh. But
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: they had a shower curtain, and I was like, I'm
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: sow red. I was like, I'm pulling rank. I'm pulling
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: rank on this one. I'm only allowing to pull rank
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: once in my life, and this is it. I'm like,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: we are not knocking this down because of a shower curtain.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: To be fair, I can't like and I like that
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: about it. Not that sticks to me. I like it
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: about that. When I finished my shower, I fling it
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: so hard, like it's like a Broadway curtain and it's
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: slams onto the wall and it stuck there. I'm like
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: a seen so tired. But I was like to April
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: we could replace it. She was like, oh, can you.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: I was like yes, But then I told my friend,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: who told the people who owned the place the story,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: and we're on the phone loudspeaker. April didn't know I
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: had told anybody, and the last thing they said to
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: us on the loud speaker was let Abral know that
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: we replaced the shell, and she was like. I was like,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: oh fuck. Sorry. Anyway, I said to April, I'm not
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: going through that again. The places that you would be
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent on, then I'll come to those ones
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: the second inspection. I'll watch the kids while you go
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: do it whatever. And then we saw this place through
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: it at an agent we knew, and we went down
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: and saw it and I just said to able and
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: making an offer because it was everything we needed. There
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: was like nothing really great, It's so good. I was like,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I was rattled. And my mum was over the other
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: day and she was like, if this goes through, this
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: is going to have to be one of the easiest
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: house purchases of all say that because she's just trying
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: to jinx it. Yeah, but I was like, what could
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: possibly go wrong?
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: This is so perfect?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah? And then we get a call from the from
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: the broker. All everything's approved, ready to go. Just gotta
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: just gotta move in there.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what Sometimes, Ash, good things happen to good people.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I know, I don't know how. I don't know how
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: happened to me though. Anyway, excited, everyone's excited, and maybe,
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: yes there is. I am finally an adult.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the world of.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Never ending doubts. I've a couple of years, though, so
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I can make I can maybe get through it. I think.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So when do you move in?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: How well in September, so we'll do a record from that. Yeah, great,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: can't wait. We'll also play simulator. What are you doing
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: with the skate ramp? Very good question. I don't think
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: it's going to fit in the living room?
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Well is it like a communal garden that you can.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Classic? I really want to ram soon as I got it?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: What do I do it? Who did you pay for
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: that ramp? It's like a thousand Bucky, I've got a
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: few people that want.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: It, so easy coming, easy go. My news is nowhere
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: near as exciting as yours. Late on you would have
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: seen Ash that I was in North Queens and another
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: trip yep. Well look I was down south down there,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: you were up north, and I'm just where are you.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I'm miss spreading the web of Maddy j.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: All across this country.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great. It was great except except look
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: we were the flight from city to Canns. For anyone
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: who doesn't know, I'll tell you Ash it's three hours
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: and fifteen immediately.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: No, No, it's too far for a domestic flight. It's long.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: It's long. It's not barley though.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: That's like six hours.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd much rather go to the extra.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: To I'm no mathematician, but it's half.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Of that almost, isn't it. Yeah? Almost six And I
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: was like, you.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Know what, the kids actually love it. They don't get
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: a lot of iPad time, but on the planes we
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: allow it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: You guys are very good at not giving screen time.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: We scaled the back, yeah, big time.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: We got into a phase where we were like everyday
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: kids would wake up before in the morning to be.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Like, where's the screen? Yeah. It was like fucked Ever,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I think every parent's going to go through that.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: You got to go the pendulum has to swing both ways,
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: and Laura then goes and I don't want to put
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: this on Laura go on, back a mine.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Laura goes, I don't think we should bring the iPads.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like the hairs on my
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: neck just stood up. I was like, but why what for?
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: It's the best part.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: The kids sit there like I've done it before, where
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: like I've had a nap on the plane and I've
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: woken up and the kids are still watching the iPad locked.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: In and well, if I'm desperate for a nap at home,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I just give them the iPads and sleep next to them.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: It's great. It's so good.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: So I was like, well, we've got such a good
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: thing going, why would why would you want to ruin that?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: But she was like no, like the kids are actually
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: not all the time, but off the back of the
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: plane trip the whole next three days, the kids are
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: like where's the iPad? And You're like, enjoy the fucking holiday.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: We're not going to go home and watch the iPad.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I don't swear my kids. By the way, if anyone listening,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: well you should. So I was like, okay, fine, no mypads.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, what are we going to do? Yeah?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, look out.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: The brought some coloring in pencils, and two. I know,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: but my is into lego a little bit, and so
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I was I was like, we could we can do
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: some lego and Lego's pretty good.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Bro, Me and Oscar are for Frothen on the Lego,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I've got you got it? What do you mean just
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: fucking breaking it?
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: No, hang on one second. I showed you. While are
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: you fixing that? I've showed you Oscar's Lego collection? Amn't
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I very impressive? Put that up on two dads, Bro's
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: that's private.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: So Marley was into this, and then there was always
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you ever wo ask her, But
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: then there was a turning point where this took almost
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: the entire flight to build this thing, and Marley was
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: like it started off where Marley would have the instructions
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: and I would give her the pieces required right, and
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: then some parts were harder than others, so then I
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: would help her out. And then Marley was like, I'm
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: getting pretty tired in an eight o'clock flight, so we're
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: up pretty early.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: So Marley was having a nap and I was still
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: there doing it, working away.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what, It's risky doing Lego on
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: a plane because if you drop a bit, mate, that's gone.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: That's it. The little cup holder in the tray. I
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: had it in there, but then I stressful, container, take
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: a container. I should have had a container, thank you?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? What is that? I can't be sure
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: what it is called? I just a Pokemon, isn't it.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: No it's not crash, No, it's a dinosaur. Okay, so
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: that's clever. It is wild what they gets missing something.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: It's wild. That's right, we'll find it. It's wild what
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: they can do with Lego now.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Right, it's the AI is going to be making those
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: things right now.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: He's a fun fact for you. Please. Lego have actually
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: lost the patent for Lego. Yeah that's to who to whom?
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: So no to no one. So like, have you not
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: noticed now if you go to the shop that came
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: out have their own generic Lego that fits with this Lego.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, how have they got a stranglehold on
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: this product? Yeah, they had it, they just just lost it.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Because now, Mattel, who do hot wheels and stuff?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: You were deep in the Lego game.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know, I'm a veteran, but yeah, mate,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Lego this is good. This good gear. But the issue
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: was we landed.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Marley kind of woke up from a nap and was done,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: and she was like, can.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I play with it?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I was like no, yeah, yeah.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Claimed then she broke it and I was like, you
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I think about like she like, because it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Comes apart, okay, yeah, yeah, and it does.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: But it's so hard to try and explain to the
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: kids that Lego, the playing bit is the building it,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: the not playing bit is the rest of it is
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: meant to be like kept like nicely. Like that's trying
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: to explain that to them.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: They like, that's my only qualem is that it's it's epic,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: but it's like, so I need to glue it together
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: so it does break.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: So what my mom did with Oscar when we were
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: on the when we did the cruises last year, how
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: can I forget? Thank you? And what she mum would do.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: She'd buy Lego and a container, right, and so they
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: would she would build it with Oscar and then pack
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: it down and keep it in the thing so next
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: time they can redo it. Redo it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, missus, Wick's not just a pretty face, I know,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: And it's like found the piece there it is.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: We're complete, We're whole. But that is good, good year.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: But yeah, they do get Oscar to get so frustrated
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: because he's a perfectionate when it breaks, man, Marley was
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Maley was walking it through the air terminal, air terminal,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: the plane terminal, the airport, and I look over and.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: She's melting down because she's like it's falling, a part,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: melting in her hands.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: And I was like, just pack blood and tears.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: But also they don't realize that you just rebuild it.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if anyone wondering, I'll put a foighto on social media.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: You can admire my work at Marley's work. But there's
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: something happened on the plane as well, which I've never
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: seen in person before. Is it called what's it called
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: on the plane? When you sit there? You remember Puddy
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: from Seinfeld on the plane raw dog dogg raw dogging? Okay,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: David Buddy a character To anyone who doesn't know the
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: scene from Seinfeld, it's where you just he sits there.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: He doesn't eat anything, he doesn't watch anything. He just
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: stares at the seat in front of him.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: But it causes an argument with Elane. Alane's like, what
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: are you doing? And I was like, that never happens
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: until you've seen it in the wile.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: So the way that we were sitting, it was in
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: the one row window was Lola, Laura, an old man.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Then it was me on the aisle and Marley.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, so he had a buffer, this old human buffer.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: This old man must have been about seventy Okay. He
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: got on the plane, he sat there and he just
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: didn't move. He just stared at the seat in front.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: And also because you know, we're handing over some snacks
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: and some coloring impensace, so I'm there going sorry.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Mate, apologies, and then going in front of him. He
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: just I was like, is he dead? Was he? I
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: think he was?
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: He didn't get he didn't move a muscle. The ladies
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: came twice twice ash on the flight to offer some refreshments.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: You have a free teal coffee, a free water, free
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: He didn't even react. He just sat there.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: The fuck I know?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Was he?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: And he's not like he's chasing clout because he's what's
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: he just doing on his own court? He was he
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: was doing. I have no idea. I think he was reflecting.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: He had some demons. Yeah, he was electing on something.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of pain.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Behind those eyes. Well, but then we got to cans,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: got the cans and it was great, very good, thirty
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: degrees the summer year.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I'm still raddled with the guy raw dog I know
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: is fucking White's why I was.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I'd go to bed at nighttime when we're up there,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: going like, wonder what he's doing now, Like does he eat?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know, did he sleep or anything? Unless I
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: missed it like a micro out of a toilet, no
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: great bladder for an old boy. Wow, Absolutely nothing wrong
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: with that. I don't know. I don't know how people
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: do that. Man, I can't. If I stare at the
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: back of the seat, I think, I think I'm out
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: of whatever I'm in.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: We're about to like that generation of raw Doggers' they're
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: dying out.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: The last one you saw one of the last one
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: of Salon Honor.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: It was, yeah, like a bird watcher, who's like, oh
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: the blue crusted eagle, little book seven year old Cooca
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: to cans got very good. I've got cans and it
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: was great.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Look, there are things that the kids loved, mainly just
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: a big lagoon. Yeah, what's the deal with this big ligan?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: What's the what's the deal with this big? Every time
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I say what's the deal? Now, my whole brain goes,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: what's the deal? Sarone felt get a good run? So, yeah,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: what is the go with this?
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Just a big lagoon?
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay?
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Essentially man made, man mate, man mate chlorine, very chlorine
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: for someone.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Message was like I want s children bathing and that thing.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: And I was like, fine, technically anyone that's in there
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: is bathing in that thing. Well, I was like with soap.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: They didn't write back, but like any questions, it's you know,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: it's it's it's big. It's massive, like I don't know
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: how many leaders, but we're talking thousands.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Talking like it's the town public pool. Is that what
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: that had to be? Yeah, I've been three hours on
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: a flight. You're missing out. Yeah. Wow. That was a
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: kid's favorite.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: So pretty much the moment we walked past that lagoon
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: and the kids got to look at it, they were
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: just like, I don't care what we do as long
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: as we're in the lagoon. And they were like, we're
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: rather kind of late kids, like can we go on now?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: It's like absolutely not, We're going to dinner. Get the
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: fuck lagoon, And the next day They're like, can we
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: go on the lagoon then? And I was like, no,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: We've got the rainforest tour.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: Oh god.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: And then I loved it.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: The rainforest.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I love a tour.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I love a guide. Really, I love it. I can't
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: stand it. Just put the hands behind the back and
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: then you would like, ah, like you're you're feeding the
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: ducks or something like that. Oh.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I was learning about the oldest living rainforest.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: In the world. Ash, there's the raw dog there, just like.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: But we had Ranger Tim and Ranged Tim was in
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: an indigenous man is from the area. I was learning
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: about his culture. It was beautiful. And Lola looks at.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Him and goes, this is boring. When are we going
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: into lagoon?
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, I am so sorry. Kids
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: are really I'm so sorry for Lola. Please continue about
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: the fern. They don't have time for nothing like two
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: minutes in and I was like, got another hour and
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: a half of this.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's when I took my road to
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: my kids to that village in Vanuatu, and they were
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: like and they literally like grow and make their own food.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: They've got no electricity. Incredible incredible experiences like where are
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: the Oreos fux sake Mac. They just don't They're just
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: ruthless kids. They don't know. At that age they haven't
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: grown that part of the brain which that has consequent No,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh you're boring.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: They're like.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Everyone's like like what, I think Tim took it?
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Well, he's probably had it before, Ranger Tim, He's probably
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: had it, I hope.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: So what were the rest of the cans? Locals like
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: were great? Great.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Actually, there's like heaps of Brits there because there's a
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: big backpack of places big on the backpackers.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: And I heard the nightlife pretty.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: People were really friendly. I thought I was being robbed
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: at one point because I was crossing the road with
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: the kids and you know, kids are dilly dwning and
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, my hand across the road. And then
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: this guy comes up and he's like you gotta be careful,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: you got to be careful.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, what accident was that?
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: And I was like okay, and he goes the lights
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: here they go from green to red really quickly.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: He's like, let me help you.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: And I thought I was going to get mugged, kidnapping kid, yeah,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: and he was just helping the family across the road.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Where have we witnessed the last raw doggers and the
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: last helpful people? It's just going on. It's like the
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: final Frontier, guys. Very good. Speaking of trips, man, I
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: took a little trip an adventure if you will, with
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: the children solo da, What do you think? And do?
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I was in the doghouse. I don't even call it
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: the doghouse anymore. I just called it the house. That's
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: where I live. What do you do? It was just
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: like a pleasant evening turned into a night out. You
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: were with what's his name back? Zach and Zach.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Zach is just a standout individual.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Oh isn't he? Just Well? I feel like if you've
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: got to embark on a journey like this, the fact that.
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: Zach is there calms my nerves absolutely. So we decided
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: to go to an away game for Manley. Oscar's never
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: been to a big stadium before. Macy wasn't gonna come,
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: but I was like, you know what, I'm gonna take her.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: She's never been to a Manley game at all, so
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: she know what Manley is. Yeah, because Oscar's always harpened
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: on about it.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Sure he loves it. So we we took an adventure.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: We went. We got on a bus, which kids love
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: busses love it. Yeah, for a while and they're like,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: keep stopping, that's a that's a bus. I want to
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: swap seats, stand on the seat. Funny thing. We got
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: on and the bus driver took off before Mace you
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: could sit down, and she was in the aisle.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: She was like.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Someone behind like corner. I was like, what's it, zach you?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: It was a stranger. It was a stranger. But it
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: was funny watching her like because she'd never experienced that before.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: And then we catch your daughter. I was just too
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: far ahead and she was gone, yeah, it's like you
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: chasing the say it was trying to stop it with
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: your trying to kick at the stop. And then we
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: went to uh, we got on a ferry after that,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: what it gets better? Right? We then got on the
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: light rail. Wow, how many modes of transport do you
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: want to take? Three? And then we got to we've
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: got a Maxie uber home.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: What was of the three forms of transport? The bustard,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: ferry of the light rail? What's your preference?
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: The fairies there? Friends, Yeah, get beers on there for starters.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: That's a that's a class the vast bit monotonous. What
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I don't like rail? What's it like? It's so fucking slow?
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: You can walk faster. And Oscar was like, what are
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: we doing? Is this ship? And I'm like sorry, So
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: we were late for the game because of that. It's
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: so slow and I knew it was that slow. Is
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: there an accident? No? No, I've been on it plenty
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: of time and it's so slow. It's like, is this slow?
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Whoever sold that to the New South Wales government is
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: just laughing ripped off because they're like, well, god boy,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: it is so slow.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Apparently it was an Italian contractor, oh Rich was his name,
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Mario Luigi.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Community sorry, we love you anyway. It was torture, so
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: you can imagine like we're like, hurry up, hurry up,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: get off a ram week there because it was an
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Alliance stadium, the road here, and then we're running and
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: they it's like stop, it's already started. We're like pissed,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: bolting and then get to our seats. Good, great, beautiful stadium,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: as you know, get to our seats. Macy's a bit
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: confused about what's going on because he's never been there's
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: people yelling and hooting and hollering and Karen on and
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: it was at a Bulldog's game, so you can imagine
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: the specimens that would have been there. No, I can't
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: please explain. Well, let me tell you about No, just
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: very passionate, so going sometimes like we were.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: We went to the camera Rooster's game and the camera
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: fans are lovely. They were really a bit scary because
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: addressed as vikings. Yeah yeah, yeah, but they were really
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: nice people.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Were you sat with the manly fans? We I did
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: buy away general admission away clever, yeah, but because I
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: was like, oh it's fine because that sort of stadium
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: that it's a good view from anywhere. So I wasn't
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: really that way great and I wasn't too busy in
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: our section, but it was still like I think there
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: was like twenty five thousand people there, and Macy's never
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: been around twenty five thousand people. She spent the whole
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: time like covering her ears because it was so loud,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: so loud, and then she kept getting the ships to
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: me because I'm a passionate fan literally like just carrying
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: on a little bit, not too much. But Macy was
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: like the whole time was just like covered up. She
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: just ate and snacked the whole time. She could have
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: just done that at home, but I dragged her all
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: the way across. And then do you know what she remember?
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I remember my very first game. This is coore memory
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: stuff here. Yeah, I'm just saying like, I don't think
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: you remember well, no, probably not. It was a bit
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: disapointing because they got well yeah, probably remember the disappointment
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: of mainly slit ship.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: We saw my face and how disappointed.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: I saw the footage on socials of you just like
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: walking out of the stadium and the kids are like Daddy.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Left them, Like I'm fucking going. I was like, I
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: made my backpack on the back on the light rail
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: to crawl home. Well, this is the thing. We were like,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: it's dark, it's definitely bedtime for these kids. Like get
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: into that stage. They're getting tired. That's big afternoon, yea,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: just like the show, Big Show. And then I was
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: like to Zach, I was like, what we should do
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: is we should just because kids you can go into
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: an uber up to a certain age or something like that.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: And so we got like a maxi uber or whatever
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: picked us up got in there.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: We of course I don't know if you are allowed
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: it is there's a law, like, whoa Jesus, I.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Think it's over too. My head off. Anyway, that was safe. Anyway,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: they will promise some ice cream all the way home.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: So eventually I was like to the uber, I said, look,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: we do need to stop for ice cream at a
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: service station somewhere and eat ice cream in the car.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: He said, yes, okay, that's brave. Yeah. I was like whatever.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm like, can I blow my nose in the uber?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: And they're like no, that's illegal. But he stopped first,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: which is great.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: And then what did you go for?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I got the kids and paddle pops love that rainbow
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: paddle pop. Macy couldn't quite and I couldn't. I couldn't
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: really get my phone was in my bag and stuff,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: and I was like trying to, like I should have
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: got photo of it. She'd fallen asleep with the ice cream.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Pretty much she fell asleep. I check that. Yeah, she
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: pretty much fell asleep on the ice cream. I remember
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: she fell asleep at the lunch table at Kindy. I
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: don't remember. They sent us a photo that Mace is
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: a bit tired and she was full bowl of lunch
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: and she's like peas And apparently it happens all the time,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: like kids just fall asleep because they can't handle it.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: To get that checked out anyway, Anyway, she's fallen asleep
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: in the ice cream. I got to eat the rest
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: of the ice cream and then she it was just
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: like she was completely naked like I have never seen.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I've never been able to transition her from the car
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: into bed and one swoop without them waking up. But
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I literally picked her in the bed. I literally picked
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: her up out of the thing. She didn't she was
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: like she was like old mate, raw dog.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: She was just n She must have woken up, been
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: like wherever buddy, hell am I Yeah?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I even handed her over to April. No wake up.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: April took her, got to completely change and do a jarmis.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Does she still wear an happy at nighttime?
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, there you go the whole thing, because the
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: worst thing is you do that transition and they don't
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: wake up. Because Laula fell asleep on the walk home
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: from dinner one night, and then we had no We
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: had to then like get her chance to sit on
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: a toilet and be like wake up, like you're on
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: the toilet.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Imagine that, and you'd be like, hey, it's time for
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: a week. She's like all right, We're like just wait.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: It's so confusing when you wake up. Imagine imagine like
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: just falling asleep somewhere and waking up on the toilet.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: One minute she said the table eating ice cream. Next
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: minute she's being held out to the toilet being like
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: the lights.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: So Mazie. She slept right through and then the next
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: morning she woke up and I was like, gee, she
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: had no idea what happened, Like, she had no idea
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: how she got into beded out. She literally blacked out
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: and like she was like, where's my ice cream? That
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: was like twelve hours ago. Anyway, the eventual was successful, well.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Done, well done really quickly. Before we go on to
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: the segment which I don't I don't know what that
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: will be just yet. But are you dressing up Oscar
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: for hundred days of kindy?
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: We've already done it, Chris Christmas. No, it's Friday? What
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: what ours is Friday? When we spoke about this, I
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: thought that was last time. I don't know it was
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: the last day of last term. Was that one hundred days? Well?
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Why are we celebrating ours.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Now, well I don't know. Maybe I don't know.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: We're celebrating ours on Friday.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Can I just go to you? Can I just say? Great? Sorry?
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Struct then great that my sister has been through this before.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, you got the costume, give it to me.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Marley's like, I want what's the costume? Because you dressed
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: up as like one hundred one hundred year old person.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: That's what we didn't do that. This was like a
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Fluoro party. That's fun.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Ours is all the kids dressed up as either old
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: people or something to do with a hundred, right, And
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: so I've got like this costume ready to go, given
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: to me for my sister. Didn't even have to pay
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: for it. Beautiful old person. And I'm like, may this
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: is what you're wearing and she goes, nah, I want
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: to wear a T shirt with one hundred beads glued
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: to it.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. What. I was like, No, get to work.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm trying so hard. I'm like, anyway,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I wish we do in Fluoro. That'd be a great thing.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Dressing up as an old person? Isn't that offensive? I
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: don't know if I was one hundred year old and
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I walked past that.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, is it agist?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Also there? This was last term.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. I'm not I'm not
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: keeping track of dates.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Do you guys count differently over here?
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Different in the east, Yeah, we have a different numerical
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: numerical numerical system romany anyway.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just looking.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: We've it's the housekeeping that is just jam packed the
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: front end of this episode. So I'm thinking, ash, we.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Do have a lot of pear rents. We got some
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: good question I think it's questions confused, all right? They
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: look different, by the way, why I'm a homeowner now? Yes,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: that's what it is. Everyone. Yeah, I'm going to ask
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: you a question from anonymous. Yeah, go on, Okay, they
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: wish to be remain anonymous for a very obvious reason.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I can find that out right now. And they say,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: is it okay to dislike your friend's kids?
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one hundred percent. I didn't think it was possible.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: I thought I thought kids were just immune to being disliked, right.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate him.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: There's a couple of kids, and there was one that
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: I really liked. I was like, this kid's great, he
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: turned on you didn't he? I got the ick.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I got the ick for a friend's kid. Now when
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I see them, I'm like, what did he do? Come on?
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: They were just bragging about how good they were at sport.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate that.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, this kid's pretty arrogant. Yeah
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: he was five or six.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, imagine what he's gonna grow out to be like.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: And also also, do you know that's right? They walked
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: past the branch and it like just like brush their
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: shoulder and they're like, ah, I really like that, and
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: they for the attention, for the attention, and I don't
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: know if they noticed that.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I saw what happened.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: It was nothing. It was like a feather going on
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: your shoulder.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: And I was I was like, this motherfucker, yeah, he
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: whis pretty there and be like I'm onto you. Do
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: you hate your kids? No?
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: No, it's not the record, it's not Oscar or Macy.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Great kid, I love it. I'll definitely ask her. No. Yeah, look,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: there there's always going to be kids. Some kids are annoying.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but I also think that comes down to
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: some of the parenting.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it's like but yeah, they a product
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: of their environment.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Exactly right, You're only it's like a bad behaved dog.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: The dog is only a well behaved as his owner.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: That's not right. Yeah, that's good. That's close. Put it
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: on a T shirt. What's with your dog? Then? Just
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: yappy little ship? Yeah? Well yeah, look, Oscar could be
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: that kid, and they could be people out there there.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: But it reminds me of like when someone tells, like
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: when like you say to your Mama's like, oh yeah,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: he doesn't like me very much. He doesn't could like you,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like that overreaction that no like,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: no one could ever dislike you. And it's like kids,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: some of them is just annoying.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And if you're a parent who even a
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: non parent who dislikes other kids, that's fine, you're allowed to.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: You can just don't tell the parents. Well, let's just listen.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Just's a there's a few kids as well. Sometimes when
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: you talk about going around on holiday and a family
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: will get suggested sit and you're look and think about
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: their kid and you're like, I don't want to spend
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: four days with that little ship.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah. For all of my friends listening,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: none of you.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Know you guys, just what we've heard, we've heard as
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: we got one last question before we go.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: This is actually what Jess, not so much a question, it's.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: More of a.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Question statement. State.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Just put a question out.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Just put a question. Sorry, it's a question, it's just
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: a statement. It's a kind of question. You shut up. Sorry.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: She asked the listeners on the Facebook group, which is
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: great by the way, to days on Facebook group three
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: one thousand followers.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: What's the most and what's the most unhinged thing that's
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: happened to you as a parent?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Oh me, personally, we're going to read read it, Okay,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I didn't have anything to line up
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: for that. I was going to dig deep, dig deep.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: So this one's from Gemma was accused of strapped the
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: bat was accused of abusing my children, and apparently the
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: cops were called. Apparently or wow, if they were it,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: she doesn't give a fuck. They were screaming because the
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: motel pool was gulled. Oh my goodness.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: It's like that trend on TikTok where it's like they
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: show the picture of an outside house and the audio
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: of a kid screaming, and people were like I wonder
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: what's going on in there, and it's where like you've
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: cut the sandwiches into squares, not triangles, and the kids
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: have got blood curdling screams.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I said to Macon the other day when I cut
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: hers accidentally into squares, she had to live a meltdown
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: and I just got down on her leave and I
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: was like, does it make it taste any different? She
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: was like, what, it's safe to say I cut the sandwich. However,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I like, now.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: From Francesca, just to add to the unhinged, mortifying moments, thread,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: please Francesca take it away. My four year old once
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: emerged from his grandma's bedroom, my husband's mother, not mine,
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: important detail, Remember that ash. I remember it absolutely beaming,
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: proudly holding her big old rubber message, just flip flopping it.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Around the living room like it's a toy lightsaber. My
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: husband was horrified and screening him to put that down.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, squiz fire.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: And to this day I gently lovingly remind my husband
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: of the day we met his rubber stepdad. Very good.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Oh that's, oh my goodness. That is unhinged, as was
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: from Laura when I was thirty nine weeks pregnant with
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: my second son, I got food poisoning. I was up
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: all night throwing up and shitting my guts out. Lovely,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: lovely image I just got in my head. Then my
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: throwing up woke up my two year old. I stationed
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: myself on the couch with a bowl and turned on
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: the TV to distract the two year old. I started
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: to throw up so violently that I couldn't control my bow,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: so I was pooping my pants on the couch every
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: time I wretched. My son was literally on my back
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: with his arms wrapped around my neck, peering around saying, Mama,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Oh my god. I literally was
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: cracking up in between the hills because what could represent
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: being a parent more? You can't even throw up and
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: poop your pants by yourself anymore. I ended up being
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: in the hospital the next day because I was so dehydrated.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Baby was good, and after the IV I was able
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: to wait until forty weeks and had a second beautiful body.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is a snapshot of what parenting
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: is really like. I could be a movie fuck. Can
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  Speaker 1: I also just say very well read thank you? That
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  Speaker 1: was really had to put it on this We got
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  Speaker 1: two more.
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  Speaker 2: Okay on my first This is from Laurent Lauren l
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  Speaker 2: o ari n Lauren.
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  Speaker 1: I never met that before.
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  Speaker 2: On my first Mother's Day, my baby, two months old
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  Speaker 2: at the time, spewed and majority of it went in
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  Speaker 2: my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: That's never happened to me. Have you seen the videos
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  Speaker 1: when the baby is on top, Yeah, they're like that
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  Speaker 1: is that's got to be up there with one of
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  Speaker 1: the worst, one of my biggest fears. Or next one,
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  Speaker 1: the long ones. I can read this on two more
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  Speaker 1: long ones.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go this one together.
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  Speaker 1: The next one. Okay, This is from Francis.
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  Speaker 2: We were in the hospital as my five year old
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  Speaker 2: split a head open by running into a metal pole
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  Speaker 2: and anyway, after a general anesthetic and stitches, we were
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  Speaker 2: in the recovery ward and the doctor was discharging us.
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  Speaker 1: Great word, sorry and sorry, doctor was discharging us. The
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  Speaker 1: doctor discharging us came in for a chat and to
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  Speaker 1: do the final checks before leaving. My daughter, who is
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  Speaker 1: incredibly afraid of doctors, yelled at him, don't come to him.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like people with brown skin. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: I did not expect that to get Rachel.
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  Speaker 2: Luckily we were in hospital because I nearly died right there,
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  Speaker 2: and then I'm like spot, I was so embarrassed.
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  Speaker 1: The doctor took it like a champ.
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  Speaker 2: I've been thinking about it ever since, and safe to
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  Speaker 2: say we've had lots of discussions about the about culture
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  Speaker 2: and why we never comment on the way someone.
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  Speaker 1: Looks, Oh my god, all right, this one's from Tally
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  Speaker 1: and this is the last one. Okay. I was totally
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  Speaker 1: unhinged postpartum. A door knocker was at the door, which
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  Speaker 1: set off the dog, and I was trying to feed
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: my son, who was refusing to latch but was hungry,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: so screaming. I yelled at her from the lounge to
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: go away mustiple times before she left the door. I
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  Speaker 1: ended up making him a bottle, which he scowled, and
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  Speaker 1: heard her at one of the neighbor's house, so I
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  Speaker 1: decided to yell her not to knock on the door
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  Speaker 1: of a house with a screaming baby. Then she said
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: something smart about me yelling at her to leave when
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: she's just trying to do her job, So I told
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  Speaker 1: her to get a real job. Oh my god, mind you,
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  Speaker 1: she was across the streets. I was yelling at her
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  Speaker 1: from my doorstep. I also got called a fucking bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is a separate one. I got
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: caught a fucking bitch at the zoo a few days
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  Speaker 1: later because I said, can you move to someone who
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: was standing mid mid walkway in the aquarium area zero
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  Speaker 1: patients from my answered no excuse. Whoops, that's post part
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  Speaker 1: of hormones. Pope, Sorry the post pardon hormones are no joke. Fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: We asked, what's the most un unhinged thing that's happened
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  Speaker 1: to you? And she's just like I was, the unhinged one,
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  Speaker 1: the opposite. I'm going to be unhinged very well. I think. Look,
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  Speaker 1: you see moms with little babies just just trying to
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  Speaker 1: get by the way, get that footpath, etiquette, hierarchy, Steer
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  Speaker 1: clear of that bubble.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, there's a lot more unhinge stories in the Facebook group.
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