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Throwing It Back with Chris Franjola · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. The fans are getting
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  Speaker 2: what they want. I have Chris Frangiolla back. Welcome, Chris Frangiolla,
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  Speaker 2: to the Juicy Scoop program.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much. I feel like I haven't been
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  Speaker 3: here in forever, so it is all new.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we've had the holidays. You've traveled. People ask about
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  Speaker 2: our relationship.
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  Speaker 3: Where are we? I get a lot of people, what
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  Speaker 3: is going on with you and Heather? And I was like, well, nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Heather and I are fine. We're good. We're
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  Speaker 3: just two busy adults.
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  Speaker 2: We're just two busy adults. But no, we text each
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  Speaker 2: other when there's something that's significant, something that we want
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  Speaker 2: to secretly shit on. Right, exactly. And we text each
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  Speaker 2: other or I send you a DM reel or whatever
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  Speaker 2: of like, look at this asshole. And that's really what
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  Speaker 2: an adult does. professional relationship in Hollywood is about. Can
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  Speaker 2: you send snarky reels to each other and you don't
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  Speaker 2: have to even say anything?
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  Speaker 3: Right. And also, I think it's just, not just Hollywood,
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  Speaker 3: adult relationships, friendships, means you see each other three times
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  Speaker 3: a year. I mean, that's basically, otherwise you just see
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  Speaker 3: your family, whether you like them or not, that's what
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  Speaker 3: you do. And you just got to do the appointed rounds,
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  Speaker 3: you know?
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Pick up the daughter, take her to school, pick her up,
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  Speaker 3: take her back, Pick her up, take her back, take
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  Speaker 3: her to.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, Mike, I'm now.
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  Speaker 3: You're out of that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: My oldest is now... My youngest is now 18. I know.
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  Speaker 2: Just last week, right?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: I fucking killed it. I can't believe I've accomplished what
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  Speaker 2: I've accomplished.
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  Speaker 3: Good for you.
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  Speaker 2: That I have three kids that are... Mackenzie came to...
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  Speaker 2: We had a little birthday party at Lucille's. He and
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  Speaker 2: his three friends sat at one table and a couple
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  Speaker 2: of the parents that we've known forever... And the boys
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  Speaker 2: didn't have their phones out. It was four men having
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  Speaker 2: a conversation, talking. And listen, I didn't think I'd be here.
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  Speaker 2: There were many a times I was like, I fucking failed.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't there when they were little. Why didn't I
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  Speaker 2: do this? Why didn't I choose this school? Why didn't
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  Speaker 2: I put them in this program? Why didn't I hold
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  Speaker 2: them back? Whatever the questions.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So far, so good. Really, really working out. Mackenzie has
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  Speaker 2: a new job that she's starting on Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Really? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: She's going to be a PA on a very happening show,
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  Speaker 2: which I'll tell you about later. I don't want the
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  Speaker 2: trolls to come and try to kidnap her. But Drake's
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  Speaker 2: doing great. Junior in college. He had two friends that
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  Speaker 2: came to visit that were complete total delights. One's a
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  Speaker 2: year older, already has a job lined up in automotive
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  Speaker 2: engineering and has a job and is like, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: where are you going to live? He's like, I've been
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  Speaker 2: saving up my money for my summer jobs. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to put a down payment on a house.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God. How did I like very, very happy that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, congratulations. Cause I, and I'm going to admit that
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  Speaker 3: I was wrong because when they were growing up, I
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  Speaker 3: was concerned about the bacon and milk intake. And it
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  Speaker 3: turns out, and the chocolate chip pancake intake. It turns
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  Speaker 3: out that they've, Look at them now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know what? I was always concerned about the fact,
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  Speaker 2: being a horrible mother, that they didn't eat the vegetables
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  Speaker 2: and all that shit. And I'm like, how are they
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  Speaker 2: still never having colds? Nothing's wrong with them. And they're
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  Speaker 2: just like meat and cheese. I used to dream that
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  Speaker 2: they'd eat broccoli. But I tell myself, one day they're
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  Speaker 2: going to be shamed into eating other stuff by their
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  Speaker 2: peers or girlfriend or whatever. And one day, Brandon was
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  Speaker 2: just like, no, I want to eat healthier. And he
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  Speaker 2: like started jogging and like, you know, like trying different
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  Speaker 2: things and starting to cook and can totally cook for himself. And,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I mean, I encourage it, but I also
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  Speaker 2: like it also kind of came upon themselves. And I'm like, God,
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  Speaker 2: it is pretty great. And so we're going to go
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  Speaker 2: look at Oregon, Oregon State, Utah. He got into all
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  Speaker 2: those schools.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: And we'll see. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I think now that he got into all these schools,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, are you sad that you didn't even try
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  Speaker 2: for any California schools? And he's like, maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm like, okay, we're going to go and it's
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  Speaker 2: going to be really cold and whatever. We'll see. That's,
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  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
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  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
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  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks. And yet somehow have found a
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  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
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  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
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  Speaker 3: the Emmys and I have police complaints filed against me.
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  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
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  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
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  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
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  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
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  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
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  Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
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  Speaker 3: started crying.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
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  Speaker 4: those hard moments that they go through.
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  Speaker 3: It's about what happens next.
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  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
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  Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was.
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  Speaker 2: You're worth the work.
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  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
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  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I have a four-year-old, so it's a whole different world.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there won't be a world.
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  Speaker 3: I know. Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to.
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  Speaker 3: Worry about it. My wife's always telling me about colleges.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, colleges? Who gives me some AI robot doing
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  Speaker 3: everything for us? She isn't. That's a whole different world.
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  Speaker 3: We don't have to worry about that.
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  Speaker 2: Who knows?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We're worried about the next school. And we have to
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  Speaker 3: go to interviews for the next school.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, because you're entering kindergarten next.
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  Speaker 3: There's seven kindergartens. Kindergarten one, kindergarten two. I'm like, what
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  Speaker 3: is she in now? I have no idea what grade
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  Speaker 3: she's in. I feel like this is kindergarten.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think she's in pre-K.
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  Speaker 3: What's the difference? They're finger painting. It's not like they're
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  Speaker 3: doing anything of substance. They're painting rocks.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I just want to say I remember when Brandon
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  Speaker 2: was in preschool and we had this big sit-down meeting.
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  Speaker 2: Because they thought there was something wrong with him because
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  Speaker 2: he would climb on the outside of the play thing
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  Speaker 2: like he was doing it a different way. And then
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  Speaker 2: when he would fall, he wasn't overly sad about it.
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  Speaker 2: Or then he'd get up and don't go do something else.
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  Speaker 2: And they're like, maybe he has some sensory issue or something.
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  Speaker 2: And so I go, oh, my God. So they give
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  Speaker 2: us this piece of paper saying all their concerns about him.
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  Speaker 2: And I go home and I have my, that day,
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  Speaker 2: my parents were still living next door. So they came
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  Speaker 2: to babysit and Peter and I like went to a
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  Speaker 2: dinner and we came back and my dad was like, wow,
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  Speaker 2: I read that report about Brandon and that is incredible.
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  Speaker 2: And I go, you mean the one where he might
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  Speaker 2: have like sensory issues and something's wrong with him? He's like, no.
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  Speaker 2: In his like World War II Marine mind, that showed
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  Speaker 2: that he was like a little badass that was thinking
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  Speaker 2: outside of the box. And also when he got hurt,
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  Speaker 2: Didn't really give a shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. All right.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, it turned out he was fine. So it's
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  Speaker 2: like all these young moms, like, my God, there's just
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  Speaker 2: so many things to worry about. And like, just like
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  Speaker 2: have faith.
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  Speaker 3: Have faith. Yeah, we're interviewing a lot.
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  Speaker 2: That you're a good mom and hopefully it'll all fall
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  Speaker 2: into place. Maybe not in the timeline of your neighbor.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know? I'm a dad, though. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a good, you know, mom. You said you
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  Speaker 3: just have faith you'd be a good mom.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, good parent.
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  Speaker 3: Good parent.
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  Speaker 2: You're right. Exactly. That you're a good parent and you're
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  Speaker 2: there and there's going to be phases and there's going
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  Speaker 2: to be ups and downs.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm there more than most dads. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to speak for everybody, but I feel
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  Speaker 3: like I want a little more credit than I'm getting
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  Speaker 3: in the household because I'm there a lot. I am there.
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  Speaker 2: Believe me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing things.
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  Speaker 2: In the household, you're getting it from the outside people.
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  Speaker 2: Because at least in my day, it was Peter that
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  Speaker 2: was having to pick them up from school and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And then everyone just thought he was the greatest thing
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  Speaker 2: that ever lived. And then he headed up this golf
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  Speaker 2: tournament that made more money than the three-day carnival.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Because he is a dude and worked out the profit.
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  Speaker 2: And was like, this is a more profitable thing than
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  Speaker 2: having everybody... Try to, you know, make 25 cents off
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  Speaker 2: of like a little game. And so then, you know,
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  Speaker 2: they just thought he was the greatest thing. And I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm still doing everything too, though. Like I'm still like cooking.
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  Speaker 2: it all works out come together for the kids that's
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  Speaker 2: what we're doing we're gonna get into a few things
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  Speaker 2: and how the world is ending in a minute A
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  Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Salt Lake we finished the season we
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  Speaker 2: finished the reunion I have to talk about it okay
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  Speaker 2: there was this girl Monica that I've talked lots about
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  Speaker 2: right she was she turned out she was an internet
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  Speaker 2: troll Oh, I.
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  Speaker 3: Heard about it.
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  Speaker 2: She was a full internet troll.
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  Speaker 3: She had a name or something, right?
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  Speaker 2: Reality Von Teese.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Reality Von Teese.
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  Speaker 2: Who went after the girls. Really, she went after Jen Shaw,
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  Speaker 2: who she tried to be Jen Shaw's assistant because she
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  Speaker 2: wanted to be on the show. And she was like,
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  Speaker 2: Jen Shaw's on the show. I want to be on
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 3: She's in prison now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But this was before she was in prison. And
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  Speaker 2: she was like Kim Kardashian. made it because she was
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  Speaker 2: Paris' organizer, assistant, basically, to do her closet. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to weasel my way in that way. Well, in it,
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  Speaker 2: she claims, I realized what a horrific person she was,
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  Speaker 2: and I started to record her, and I also suggested
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  Speaker 2: that she get cameras in her home, but when she
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  Speaker 2: hooked it up, the cameras came to Monica's phone. So
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  Speaker 2: then Monica sets up this fake account, This, you know,
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  Speaker 2: troll account anonymous called Real Avantis. And in it, she
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  Speaker 2: starts releasing a video of Jen Shah, now convicted criminal
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  Speaker 2: of stealing from old people for 20 years, screaming at
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  Speaker 2: her designer and her staff and being a horrific person.
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  Speaker 2: So I discover it and I'm like, oh, my God. Like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and I start corresponding with person. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: who are you? I thought she was I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was the male designer. She claims a few of them
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  Speaker 2: were on it. She gets on the show, but also
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  Speaker 2: during the time, she would also post all this awful
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  Speaker 2: stuff about the other cast members under the guise of,
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  Speaker 2: look at the awful thing that Jen Shaw said about
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  Speaker 2: Heather Gay. But then she would show it like 15
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  Speaker 2: times that she called Heather Gay Shrek or something awful. So,
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  Speaker 2: you know, a lot of them didn't really like this account.
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  Speaker 2: Then the account goes dark as far as she doesn't
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  Speaker 2: post anymore because she gets cast. She acts like she's
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  Speaker 2: friends with everybody and all this other stuff. And then
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  Speaker 2: the final scene is when Heather Gay realizes what she
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  Speaker 2: has done. And, you know, it's a pretty dramatic moment
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  Speaker 2: in reality TV. And it's pretty. So then they have
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  Speaker 2: the reunion. And instead of her being like, you guys,
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to be on the show. I did this
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  Speaker 2: shady fucking thing. But I did really like you guys.
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  Speaker 2: And I feel really bad about it. She just doubled down.
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  Speaker 2: Monica's just doubling down. And she's like, so what? Like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, so what? You're awful, too. And, like, the
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  Speaker 2: production knew that I had a troll account. And Andy's like, no,
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  Speaker 2: they did not. We would have never hired you if
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  Speaker 2: we did. So then she kind of realized, maybe that
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  Speaker 2: wasn't the lie to tell. So yesterday they announced, no,
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  Speaker 2: she is not coming back.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Which I think is the right thing because they all
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  Speaker 2: are like, we hate her. We're never going to film
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  Speaker 2: with her.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's the worst. Like, how can we trust her when
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  Speaker 2: she was– and she put out lies and all this
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  Speaker 2: stuff about all these other people. Then Heather Gay finally
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  Speaker 2: admits that it was Jen Shaw, the convicted criminal, who
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  Speaker 2: gave her this black eye last season. They all got
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  Speaker 2: drunk and hung out. One morning she woke up with
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  Speaker 2: a black eye and she and Jen Shaw acted like
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  Speaker 2: they didn't know how she got the black eye. And
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  Speaker 2: people are like, did Jen Shaw get mad at you
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  Speaker 2: and punch you? And she was like, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. What happened? Then she goes on a
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  Speaker 2: book tour and she kind of jokes about what could
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  Speaker 2: have happened, but she never says it. And then yesterday
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  Speaker 2: they finally go, so Jen Shaw did get a black eye.
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  Speaker 3: She goes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: And they show like this footage where you can't hear them,
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  Speaker 2: but it sounds like it could be them working out
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  Speaker 2: the scheme that Jen Cha gave the black guy. And
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  Speaker 2: that was it. And I'm like, but you never explained
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  Speaker 2: why she gave you the black guy. Like, did they
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  Speaker 2: get fight? Like, I was like, I needed to hear
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  Speaker 2: something like we got really wasted. And I said something
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  Speaker 2: and she jokingly hit me. I didn't think it was
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  Speaker 2: a big deal. And I woke up and the next
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  Speaker 2: day I had a black guy. But I didn't want
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  Speaker 2: to say that she did it because I didn't want
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  Speaker 2: people to think that she was more violent than she was. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I still feel like we don't have the answer. Right.
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  Speaker 2: And I think she's being careful because Jen Shaw is
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  Speaker 2: a badass who's in prison. Sure. And I do think
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  Speaker 2: that is scary because they could meet somebody in prison.
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  Speaker 3: Send her after her?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they could send somebody after her or she could
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  Speaker 2: be sued or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, there's the whole thing. I think it is amazing
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  Speaker 2: because they, you know, and then Heather Gay says to Andy,
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  Speaker 2: which I thought was interesting, she goes, Andy, you know
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  Speaker 2: that Every housewife in every franchise says the only bad
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  Speaker 2: thing about this job is the horrible social media trolls
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  Speaker 2: and fans that go after you and are anonymous and
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  Speaker 2: all this stuff. And then now we have one in
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  Speaker 2: our cast. Like, we cannot– it's like having a terrorist, like,
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  Speaker 2: hanging out at your home. Like, it's just– so I
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  Speaker 2: agreed with all of that, and I thought she did
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  Speaker 2: a good job. And then I also thought that Lisa
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  Speaker 2: Barlow was like, Andy, I feel like you don't even
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  Speaker 2: care what we've been through. And so– She's not coming back.
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  Speaker 2: She'll probably go on some other housewives, not housewives, some
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  Speaker 2: other reality show like Villains or Traitors or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that's it. So I had to fill it. I
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  Speaker 2: know you don't care, but I had to.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that I don't care. I have to fill
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: it out. It's not my.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: I know, but I just want to say it was
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: kind of juicy because it was about the social media.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: You might as well have been speaking Chinese that last
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: eight minutes.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I know, but it's okay because otherwise, what am I
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: going to do?
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, you're right.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: So she got the boot and here's the black guy.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's her with the black guy.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, so now let's talk about The other Assault on Women.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Oscar nominations. Right. The only thing you really have to
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: know is that the director of Barbie was not nominated.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Margot Robbie. Margot Robbie, the star of Barbie, was not nominated. However,
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: America Fiera was nominated for Best Supporting. And then also
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Ryan Gosling was nominated.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: The man.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Was he, was he supporting?
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Supporting. And so basically the Oscars, he's like, what could
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: be Barbie too? Like it's basically the storyline of like,
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: we put this all together. We made the most money
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: and we still didn't get the two women didn't get nominated.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: And the guy did.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Which. It's all.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Okay. Here's my opinion.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Please give your opinion.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Uh, First of all, the Oscars at this point, let's
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: face it, it doesn't have the pomp and circumstance or
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: whatever it once did. It feels like it's lost a
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: step over the past few years. For whatever reason, I'm
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: not exactly sure. And so for that reason, we need
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: to get as many eyes on it as possible. That's
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: all the Oscars is for. It's for ratings. So when
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: they have voting, whatever, the Academy votes, and they get
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: these votes, and they count them all up, and there's
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: not Just change it. This is not the presidency. You know,
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: just like Greta Gerwig didn't get enough nominations.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Wasn't it the Oscars where they used to be like,
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: and now we have the accountants. They'd bring out like
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: their old-fashioned suitcases.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Two guys come out, they got a chain to their
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: arm or something. Pricewaterhouse accountants. And it was like, nobody
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: cares about the votes. People want to see Margot Robbie
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: in a dress on ABC. That's what we want. So
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: if she doesn't have enough votes, when you look at it,
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: you're dumb.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Well, she still could win an Oscar for best picture
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: because she is a producer. But still, not as fun
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: as best actress.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Not as fun. You just change it. Because there's been
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: a few. Every year there's this big snub like this.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: This seems to be a real big one. But there's
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: always one. And it's just like. Well, that's the person
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: we want to see. Right. You're all looking for ratings
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: on this. So just change it to Margot Robbie at
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: the bottom.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't know how many people actually vote.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Are we talking thousands?
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I'm not exactly sure how the Academy works.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: But, I mean, I really do think that if these
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: people voted, really watched all the movies, which I certainly
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: did not.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: And they had to pick. Is it 10 for each
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: category now? No, it's only.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: 10 best pictures.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: So it's like six.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: It could be up to 10.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, but it's like six for the normal categories.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Five. Five.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: So that's not a lot.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: No.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: So if you saw everything and then you really thought
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: about like whose performance really moved you and most likely
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: probably still 80% of the voting people, maybe not 80,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: but a good majority might be older and might be
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: men or even older women might not feel like this
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Barbie movie was the greatest thing they ever saw.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: And so they're like, no, I'm going to vote for
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: the old swimmer. What's her name?
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Annette Bening.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Annette Bening got nominated for being this. She's a lesbian swimmer, right? Yes.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: And so she swam and swam and swam and swam.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: And like, good for her.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I'm sure she was amazing. Listen. It is. I can't
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: bring myself to watch these movies. I'm like.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Which ones?
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I haven't watched any of them. What did you watch?
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Of course I watched May, December, which was snubbed because
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: that was about the Mary Kay Letourneau story, which is,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: there's only a few stories in life that I'm obsessed with. That,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Mary Kay Letourneau, Menendez Brothers, Scott Peterson, which is getting
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: a reboot.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Getting a reboot in real life.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: In real life, because they have the L.A. Innocence Projects,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: and Betty Broderick. Those are the only stories that I
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: will revisit again. Over and over and over again. Not Oppenheimer.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I will watch the Oppenheimer.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: What about Maestro? The one about.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I don't want to watch. it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: That seems like.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I can't bring myself to see it. I don't want
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: to see the flowers in the wind.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Flowers.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: And I know people are going to write in and
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: be like, Heather, you'll love it. Maybe I will. Maybe
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I'll watch it. Maybe I will bring myself to watch it.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'll really like put in my schedule. But every
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: time I get in my bed or whatever and I
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: have time to watch something and I whip out the
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: And I start to look at the overwhelming things. I
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: go back to what I've been watching all week.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: I think everybody does. Which is? Yeah, your phone. My phone?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: And then when I can finally put down my phone.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: My new obsession, which I talked about last week, is
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: the return of 2010 Millionaire Matchmaker LA. Oh. It is.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Like the old ones? It's so comforting.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Patty Sanger looks like a completely different human. Yeah. And
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: she has these two punkers that are working for her
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: trying to find millionaires. It's like the most produced fake thing.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Everyone has a sky top on. No one has eyelashes.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Everyone has thin lips.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute. So this is the old, the actual
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: old ones. It's not a reboot of it.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Netflix bought it. And I cannot stop. I just, I can't.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: I like, there's something about that time of my life.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: It was like, we were at Chelsea lately and my
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: kids were little and I don't know. It's just like,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: it's so bad. It's good.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: I can't. So, I mean, if I can turn that
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: off and watch these Oscar nominees.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: I would think Kills of the Flower Moon might be
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: better than that, but I don't know.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I'm sure it is. But there's something about like finding
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: it and putting it on. And then also I think
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: when I would, back in the day when we would
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: get the screeners. Yeah. And we would have DVD players
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: and stuff. It kind of felt special. Like, ooh, everybody
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: else has to go to the movie theater.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: They'd have the FBI warning on the front. Like you
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: were actually breaking the law.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Right, and it was kind of like a flex. Yeah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Where I was like, oh, saw that one, saw that one. Yeah,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: because we didn't have to go to a movie theater.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: We could actually just watch it in our house.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: We got the DVD sent to us. And now everyone
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: can watch it in their house. I know. They can
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: watch every single thing.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: And there's no coup about it. There's no flex.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Did you see Air, the Nike movie? No. I think
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: you'd like that. I think you'd like it. Check it out.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Ben Affleck.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I feel terrible, but I'm just being honest. I'm very
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: authentic on the Juicy Scoop show, and I just didn't
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: watch anything.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you two movies to watch, and
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: I think you're going to like both of them.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, Air.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: I'll give you three. I'm going to give you Air.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a movie called Dumb Money,
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: because they're interesting for several reasons.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, I heard about that one.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Remember the whole thing about people buying the stock for
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: a GameStop? It's about that.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Interesting story. And one about the guy who invented hot Cheetos,
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: and this is real. It's very good.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Is that a movie or doc?
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: A movie. Directed by Eva Longoria.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: And it's the guy who came up with the Hot Cheetos.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: And it's an interesting story.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Three guys who came up with a weird idea. Nike.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Dumb Money and Hot Cheetos. And they're all very good movies.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: So there you go. That's my pick.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I did watch Salt Burn. That's not an Oscar nominee
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: in my opinion.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: No, it's not. No, and it didn't get a nominee
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: for anything. Because, yeah, I mean, nobody wants to see
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: somebody fucking the dirt or whatever. Somebody told me about it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: I'm like, why do I need to watch that? They're like,
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: he was licking cum out of his drain or something.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what?
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: No.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: This is what I've heard.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: It is not, you do not need to watch.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, good.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Because the rest of it isn't that juicy. Like I
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: kept going, oh my God, this is going to be
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: like one of those juicy rainy day movies. Like I'm
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: so excited to see it. It's going to be like
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: a talented Mr.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Ripley.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: And there wasn't enough of that juiciness. And then those
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: three scenes that are so shocking, that are so like
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: really gaggable, kind of just makes you not even appreciate
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: the rest of it where there were some funny lines
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: and there were some cool moments.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: But there just wasn't enough. You're like, what is this?
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: And you're like, wait, is he gay? Is he straight?
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Are they rich? Are they satanic? Like, what is it?
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: It was just like, I don't know. It wasn't good.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: I like the song. Murder on the dance floor.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Was that from Salt Bar?
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in it.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've heard that.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: It's in that. That's fine. All right.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, moving.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: And Jimmy Kimmel's the host.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Jimmy Kimmel will be the host again. He gets the
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: job done. Yeah, he's perfect for it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: After this, I mean, are we going to risk a person? Now,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: we talked a little before the show started. We haven't
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: talked about it.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Our friend, Joe Coy.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It seems like old news now.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: It is old news.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: But it was a few weeks ago, yeah.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: It is old news. But I think in light of
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: the Barbie thing, you know, that was a joke that
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: everyone got really mad about it. He's like, there's You know, whatever,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: based on a 700-page book and then based on a
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: doll with plastic boobies.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Which also, boobies is a word that Chelsea always used,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: so I feel like he picked it up in the
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: last three years. I was like, haha, boobies. And it
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: was just such a dumb joke. And then for this
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: to happen where, again, it's like, ugh. These men just
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: think this is a dumb movie about Barbie stuff. And
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: guys just are like, if they don't like it, they
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: don't want to go see it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Whether you like Barbie or not, it doesn't– Barbie brought
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: in a trillion dollars. Right. And this whole town is
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: built on the fact that these movies need to make money.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: So the fact that this movie brought people back into
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: the theater, which is next to impossible these days.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: For that reason alone, they should have been nominated for
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: everything because it's all– everybody sitting in the seats that
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: night watching the Oscars is dependent upon these movies making money.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I really think the way the movie thing has to
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: work in the Barbies is like– I talked about this before,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: but this past week it was the weekend I went
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: to go see White Chicks at this thing Fork and Film.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: And much like the fancy movie theaters where you can
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: eat during it, they serve you during it. It was
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: like a pop-up at a little restaurant. The screen was great.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: The sound was great. Food was really yummy. Creative menu
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: that had to deal with what you're watching on screen.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: And I brought Brandon and my sister and her kids
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: and my friend Kathleen. And it made it an event.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: And I think that's what happened with Barbie. It's like
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: you need to make... some kind of event. Like, so
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: either it's a food thing or it's a show that's like,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: let's all dress up like Barbie. Let's all then, you know, let's,
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: what makes, it's like when I do a live show,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like, what's so great is the Juicy
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Scoopers get on a group text and go, okay, you guys,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: should we get six tickets? Let's all go together. It's
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: like about Like getting a group together somehow.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: And not every movie is like that. And not every
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: movie can be like that.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: The one that did get the most nominations is Oppenheimer.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: I think it got 12 nominations. And the only reason
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Oppenheimer was the success that it was is because of Barbie.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: For whatever reason, it was all tag, Barbie, Heimer, whatever
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: it was. That's why.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: And Selling Sunset helped it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Selling Sunset?
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Oppenheimer Tidy Twins.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, is that their name? Oh yeah, they have, that's their,
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: is that their?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: No, it's Oppenheim Group.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Close enough.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Those guys helped too, I'm sure.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: I think they helped. I think they helped. I think
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: they should be invited to the Oscars. They really, you
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: know what? Like, oh my God, if I was doing it,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: maybe not the Oscars, but maybe if I was in
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: charge of like the Golden Globes or whatever, I would
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: have invited those little twins.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Just for fun.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: No.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Just for fun. Just for fun.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so that's my opinion on it. I mean, at
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: this point, I think you almost have to correct it
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: and say, all right, they're nominated. And then just give
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: her the award for best director.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Or all this talk will make people watch it.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: It's already made a trillion dollars. Everybody's seen it. It's funny.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: It's almost better that she wasn't nominated, the director, Greta.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Because then it's like, okay, motherfuckers.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Wait till you see my next one. Like for herself,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: but also for the world, it's almost better that she wasn't.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: that she is not going to win for this. Yeah. Because,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: you know, it's going to make her next project that hopefully, like,
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: she's going to be that much more into it.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: I often wonder if they care about, because Leonardo DiCaprio
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: is also snubbed for Kills of the Flower Moon. And
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: I wonder if he cares. Like, he's going to be,
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: he's Leonardo DiCaprio. Like, I wonder if, like, his agent
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: calls him and goes, bad news. And he, you know,
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't have cell service on my yacht. What?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: There's models everywhere. They're blocking, I can't hear. He's like,
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: I don't, Oh, so I don't have to go to
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: the Oscars?
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: I'm fine.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I always love it because it's like, well, I was sleeping.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: I actually forgot that the nominees were coming. And my
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: agent or my PR person called me at 5 a.m.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: I thought someone died.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, hello?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: And it's such bullshit, too, because there's like nine award
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: shows leading up to it. You know damn well.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, what? You did it? You were nominated.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: And then my team was at my doorstep with coffee
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: and donuts and Or when they announce it and it's
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: like the people in the press are like, woo! You
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: just hear that. Yeah.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Do you watch the award shows? Are you still like
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: a fan?
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: I skimmed through them this year. I could skim through it.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Because obviously I was interested in Joe Coy and Chelsea.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: So I kind of got through it and I looked
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: for the highlights. But once I have one on, I
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: don't really turn away. If I commit to turning it on,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I do kind of watch it. I do like the
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: fashions and all that kind of stuff.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: I like the holdovers, too. Paul Giamatti. That's a really
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: good movie. You should watch that one. I'm trying to
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: give you movies that are under two hours.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: No, I thought the holdovers might be a good thing
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: for me to watch with Brandon because he goes to
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: an all-boy school. So I thought he might like it. Yeah,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I made him watch Salt Burn.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. Child abuse. Why'd you do that?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Because I was like, this is going to be a
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: juicy movie. Everyone's talking about it. I didn't know what
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: the scene... were. So the first scene was sucking up
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: the cum from the bathtub.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: So that's pretty gross for him. And then the next was,
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: you know, going down on someone that's that time of
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: the month. Okay. And then the third was the grave.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Fucking a grave.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then there was another thing that then he
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: finally just walked out.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: And there was only like seven minutes left. And so
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: then I was like, Brandon, it all like concluded. Do
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: you want me to like tell you what happened? You know,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: you want to come back and watch the end? And
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: he's like, no. And then he guessed the ending.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, I guess it wasn't that
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: juicy if you had figured it out before.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Like, you know.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: But he'll forgive me. Whatever.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Okay. We're good.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: But maybe I'll watch that.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: So Crystal Hefter. It's all coming out. The book came out.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: She's looking to change her name. She says the first
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: time that she had sex with Hugh Hefner. It's the
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: classic story now we've heard from everybody. No one's hiding
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: the secret of what it's like. You have to go
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: in a room. He lays there. He gets hard somehow.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: He turns on the porn. And then you and the
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: other girls have to hop on with no condom.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, several girls.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Several girls. You have to hop on with no condom
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: and baby oil. And then a lot of people said
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: for the lube. And then she said, that's not a
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: good idea. And it gave a lot of girls infections.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: So that wasn't really fun. And then she was like,
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: get me out of here. Then she goes and runs
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: to Dr. Phil's son, Jordan. And they date for a while.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: But then she's like, no, this isn't working for me either.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: So she goes back. And now she's like, well, he's
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: pretty misogynistic. She's like, he wasn't that nice.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Hugh Hefner. Yeah.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Are you surprised? And then, um, wait, wait, there were
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: some other like kind of interesting things about it. Wait,
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: let me find she, but you know, you know, so
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: then she's like, well, then I stayed with, you know,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: I stayed with him and I just, I don't know
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: what she was expecting it to be. I think when
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: you marry someone that old, you're expecting that they won't,
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: wouldn't live as long as they did, you know, and
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: that this sex would stop. And I guess it really
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: didn't for a long time. She said, um, I was
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: never in love with Hef, but I loved this old
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: man in the ways that you're supposed to love your elders.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: She said, I ran straight to Jordan and hid from
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: it all, moving in with Jordan. However, it felt overwhelming
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: and intense. Their dynamics started to sour pretty quickly since
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: she went back. Then she said, I not only had
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Lyme disease, but I also had breast plant, her breast
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: plants were causing her illness. So then that wasn't fun.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: And she was, and then she also suggested that she
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: might have been exposed to toxic and mold exposure, which
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: totally makes sense.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: In the house.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Because, yeah, that old brown water bed or whatever it was,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, there was definitely toxic mold in that house.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: A lot of oak and, you know, mahogany.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it seems like nobody ever got a vacuum
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: going in there.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Remember that old lady who was like his assistant, just
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: sitting in a closet all the time? They'd pop in
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: on her. She'd be like, oh, I'm sorry, Hefner's going
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: to be late for lunch.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: There were unspoken rules. The number one rule of living
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: in the mansion was you always had to adore Hugh.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: The second was a plastic surgery rule, which she claimed
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: made the women in the house competitive. So who was
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: going to get the best implants? She got a nose
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: job and liposuction. And then he was diagnosed with an
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: aggressive E. coli infection.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: But she did hold his hand until the end.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, that.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: But anyway, she said, overall, Crystal felt that he had...
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: never taken a moment in his entire life to figure
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: out how to please someone else. So that was real shocking.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Guess what?
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Doesn't go down on anybody. Sorry. I don't know. Did
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: you expect the 91 year old to just like really
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: know how to satisfy a woman? She's like, what?
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: She's like, this isn't salt burn lady.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: She's like, Oh wow. I really would have thought, you know,
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: being that he was such this like man of playboy
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: that he, no, he doesn't care about satisfying other women.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, I was like, please, Get.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: The baby oil, sweetheart, and no funny business. I'm just
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: going in for a few minutes, and then I'm coming out.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: I think Casablanca's on tonight.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: That was my favorite joke he used to do. Just
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: what a 22-year-old girl wants, to sit on an old
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: dusty couch and watch Humphrey Bogart movies. Now, when did
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: she rant to Dr. Phil Sanchez? Get me out. I mean,
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: in a way, I know I've heard this story a
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: million times.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Every time. playboy playmate tells their story about it whatever
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: right and it's just like well of course it's all
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: very interesting and you can sympathize but there's also a
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: side of you it's like but you kind of knew
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: what this was gonna be like what you think it
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: was gonna be it's the playboy mansion and all that
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: you know and then.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Weird once she got married i mean she's probably like
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: how many years do i even have to wait right
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: for this to end you know soon yeah he's really
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: quite old But what they say, a woman who marries
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: for money, works harder, is the hardest job that any
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: woman could ever have.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Because it's a transactional marriage. It's never going to be
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: on the equal level. You're going to have to agree
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: to everything. Even if he's rich, trust me, you're not
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: going to probably have a good out when you're ready
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: to leave. Yeah. And then also it's the power thing.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: So if she had tried to leave beforehand, to try
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: to be an actress or anything. He still had a
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: lot of power and connections, so he probably would have
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: killed any opportunity she really had. So she's probably just like,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: you know what, I'm just going to power through. And
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: then it's been quite a few years since she wrote
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: the book, and now she's setting out to change her name,
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: was the last thing I saw.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Get rid of Hefner.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: But Kendra Wilkinson said that she got high at a
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Sublime concert the day that Hugh Hefner died, and she
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: doesn't feel badly.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Good for her. Not the way to turn it around.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Tristan Thompson has been suspended for 25 games for violating
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: NBA's anti-drug program.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw that. I mean, this guy, he just
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: can't stay out of trouble, huh?
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: They said, according to the NBA, the Cleveland Cavaliers forward
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: tested positive for banned substances, and it's called ibutamorin. And anyway,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: they are, you know, I guess they're like steroids.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: They're enhancing. So, you know, all the stuff writes itself,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: you know, like he cheated on Chloe. He's cheated with
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Jordan Woods and with other women and had another baby with.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: And her whole family seems to stick by him and
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: think he's the greatest dad ever. And now this thing
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: is pretty bad. So when you are suspended, since you're,
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: you know, a dude.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: So you missed 25 games in the season over by
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: an end.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: Uh, in the case of the NBA, no, I think
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: there's 80 something games. So there's a, there's a lot.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: So then you're suspended for 25 games to make sure
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: that the drugs are out of your body and then
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: they retest you. And then if they want you back,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: then they let you back in.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly. And if he gets, I think he tests again,
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: he's out for like a whole season, like next season.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: If it's the same rules as major league.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: So, and then won't it be interesting if once they,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: the 25 games are up and they test him and
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: there's nothing in his system. What if he just totally sucks?
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Well, he, he probably could. Yeah.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Like without them.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: A lot of times that's happened. Like they get off the,
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: you know, they just don't have the same career they
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: once had because I guess this stuff works, you know.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: See these guys hitting, you know, 100 home runs.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: And they get off it and they hit 20 home runs.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: It's like, and then they're like, oh, but you're, yeah,
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: you're cheating. You know, that's the way people feel about
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: a Zen pick. You're cheating.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Right. Yeah.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Cheating what? I know. Cheating, wanting to get into a
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: size four jean. Like, what is it your issue? Like,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: what do you care?
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: That's the kind of way I felt about like the
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: steroid era of sports, you know, because if they're going
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: to charge, you go to a baseball game now, it's
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: $ 400 for a good ticket.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Used to be $ 10.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: So you want to see them all on steroids.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. So I want to see 20 home runs.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: If I want to see ground balls to the pitcher,
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: I'll go watch my daughter play softball.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: No, maybe you're right. Maybe they just go, oh, fuck it, everyone.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: But then there's still going to be the people that
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: then don't have the opportunity to get the drugs or
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: don't want to take the drugs. So you've got to
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: take the drugs off the table. When did the drugs
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: first become known?
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Jose Canseco, I think, was the first one to really
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: put it on the map. You probably remember him. He
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: was just crazy, jacked up. It was just, I mean,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: to look at that era, like you watch.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Old- Is Jose Canseco the one that hates A-Rod?
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: And like trolls him on the internet?
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Because he's the one, first person who said, broke down
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: the steroid thing in baseball. And all the other baseball
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: players were like, I mean, there were guys who looked
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: right at the camera because they had to go to
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: some congressional hearing about it. And they would look right
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: in the camera. I think it was Raphael Palmeiro was
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: one of them. He looked right in the camera. He's like,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I did not do steroids. And of course he was-
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Like a Clinton.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: I did not have sex with that woman.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Completely steroided out for his entire career. And most of
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: them were. Anyway, that's a boring story for this podcast.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: No, but I mean, it is interesting. So, you know,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: we'll see. Okay, meanwhile, in the Kardashian world, Kanye West
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: had his now legal wife, not legal wife, I don't know,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: but she was just having to cook in this kitchen
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: that's just nothing fancy. It looks like, you know, It
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: looks like a small house that redid their kitchen in 1995.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: And she's wearing a black you know, zip-up dominatrix hoodie, boots,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: and the tiniest one-piece. And then another one, he put
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: her in a black dominatrix jacket with these weird shoes.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: And Chris Frangiola, I noticed you had a funny little
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: comment under here. Chris bringing the comedy in the comments.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: He writes, Do you live in a one bedroom in Yucca?
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Well, if you guys knew Yucca here in Hollywood, it's
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: a street and there's the apartments on that street. This
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: makes so much sense.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Like we're ready to see those blinds.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: And there's only like three missing that cover the aluminum sliders.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. This looks exact. That brown carpet, that kitchen that
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: you saw in the earlier picture.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Cream walls with white trim.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: It's also a one bedroom apartment on Yucca.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: It really is.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: And that's why I was. That was the most shocking
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: thing about the pictures. I find this girl to be
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: very attractive.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Very attractive.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: She's a very good looking person.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Everyone's like, why is someone not rescuing her? I have
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: said it, and I think I'm on the right side
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: of history in my prediction. I think she's completely in
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: on it.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: In on it.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I don't think they even fuck.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Right. Like the other girl. Yeah.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Like Julia Fox said, they never boned. And I think
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: she's fine. I think she's getting paid under the table
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: to go along with it.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: She came from some mafia family allegedly from Australia.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: And I think she's just like, I don't care. Like
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be more famous than anybody and whatever.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: If I want to leave in a month, I'm going
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: to walk away with probably a couple million dollars.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: I always wonder when.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: So then he did a photo shoot and he invited
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: the paparazzi. Yeah. And so she has some like weird
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: like fur rug on her head and something. And then
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: he is covered playing the piano while she does it,
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: this video, with his head. And then here they are
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: wearing raincoats and they're both naked underneath or she's just
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: naked underneath a pair of boots. And then this is
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: the best one. She wore these pants, these little shorts
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: that had like a little circle.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Like a dick hole.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: And this guy, yeah, Gillette Slays, I follow him on TikTok.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: He said it's for, you wear these to do a
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: strap on. Oh, okay. And remember when Amber Rose had
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: that great Twitter thread where she said he likes me
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: to do butt play with him and everything. Oh.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: So I don't know if he wants people to know.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I feel like everything is deliberate. So I don't think
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: that she just threw these on before going out and
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: she used them the night before to like service Kanye. Right.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I think everything is deliberate and he doesn't care.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: I don't have those in my underwear drawer.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: But, like, look at his, like, awful outfit for just
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: going out. He wears, like, a crop top sweatshirt. He
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: looks heavy. He needs the Ozempic, honestly.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, I just don't understand when you'd start dating somebody.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know how they met. Did they ever say
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: how they met?
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: She worked for him or something. Oh, she was, like,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: hired him.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: And then he chose her because she looks like Kim.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: And the other thing is, is this his art piece?
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: of mocking Kim. He found a girl that looks like Kim.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Like it's, you know, whatever. What do you call it
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: when people do like, where they're like live art, like
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: doing something.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Performance art.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Yes. I think this is his version of performance art.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: And it's to mock Kim and her sexuality and, you know,
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: and how sexy she was. He found a girl that's
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: like a younger, more natural, pretty, very pretty version, very
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: similar to Kim's face.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: The greatest 15 minutes of my life was years ago.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: My brother, my older brother was dating a performance artist
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: in New York City. And that's what she called herself,
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: I guess, you know. And my mother trying to explain
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: to my father what a performance artist was. My father
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: just couldn't understand it. No, no. She's an artist. She
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: does paintings? No, no, Jean. She's a performance artist. She's
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: a performer. She does performance. Like, what type of performance?
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: And then my mother's explaining. She, I don't know, eats
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: dog food or something. But she's a bullshit artist. Like,
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: that is something you can't explain to an old white guy.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Like, so many movies... have scenes of people going to
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: an art opening or art exhibit or walking up and
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: looking at something and then a guy hits on you.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: And I'd watch so many movies and then I'm like,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go to a museum by myself today
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: and obviously I'm going to be, you know, love it. Right.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: And I'm going to have someone hit on me and experience.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: After like a little bit, I was like, all right.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got it.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Like how, I don't know.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: It is, it can be, I mean, it's a good
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: thing to do like for yourself or for the kids.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: But I feel like it's in so many movies and
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: it's not in real life. How often are normal people
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: going to art openings?
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Unless you're in that world.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: I know, but I feel like, yeah, there's a couple
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: of good... I miss the days of speaking of that
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: type of behavior. Like the 80s or early 90s movies
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: where the rich people were just... aghast that a poor
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: person would even enter the same room. And they would
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: visibly and audibly just go, oh.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: And also the soundtrack is always like, like opera music.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Like Tom Cruise comes into that in Cocktail, I believe.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: He gets into a fight at an art exhibit.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: I will say.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: He was a bartender. What the hell are you doing here?
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Not to toot my own horn, but the White Chicks jokes,
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Totally funny. Completely held up.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, really? That's good.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Really funny and totally held up. I mean, yes, you're
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: watching a ridiculous fun movie, but there were some really
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: funny jokes that I forgot about that were in there.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I agree. That's so true. Okay. So Travis, Kelsey,
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: he did the little heart thing.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: They're definitely together. The brother took off his shirt and...
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Then he helped this little girl say– like I guess
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: the little girl was a Taylor fan. Yeah. But so
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: she was behind their rich person booth. Right. But she
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: looked– she had pretty good seats too. So then he
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: went down and lifted her up so that she could, like,
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: wave to Taylor. But Taylor didn't come down. He didn't
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: let the little girl go in.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: And then, of course, people criticized that. It was like,
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't let a grown man pick up my daughter.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: And other people are like, oh, God, leave it.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Alone, you weirdo. This is a nice moment, you fucking weirdo.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: They're like, he's a dad of three kids.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Just enjoy something. Enjoy something, you fucking maniacs.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: But, you know, he had fun. And, you know, this
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: is all for podcast listens, obviously. Their show is.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Kelsey brothers.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: But I was going to say, and then she had
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: this guy got arrested in front of her apartment, the stalker. Yeah,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: he'd been loitering around in front of her apartment. And
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: not that I don't want to take anything from her.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: But do you know how many women have strange people
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: loitering in front of their apartments these days and the
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: police will never come or care?
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, we all have people loitering that are
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: saying weird shit in front of our apartments.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: We can't. I don't.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't live in an apartment, but I mean,
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: they're so, you know, it's like, what are you supposed
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: to do? I'm like, wow, they really went, like, good
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: for them for arresting him. And I definitely think he's
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: a threat, but like, it'd be nice if other people
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: could get that kind of response.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, this story is crazy. So this man.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Also Kansas City Chiefs related.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Because they were watching the game.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were Chiefs fans, yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: These four guys were watching. They went over to this
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: one guy's house, and they watched the game. Now, there
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: was a fifth man who said, I left. And by
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: that time, they were watching Jeopardy. The game had ended,
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: and I left.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Something strikes me is that none of these guys are
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: good at Jeopardy.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: This isn't a funny story per se. Every.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: So anyway, the three guys that were left at the
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: one guy's house, nobody hears from them. And they're like, wait,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: they went to this guy's house. They text him. They
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: try to message him on Facebook. No one gets a
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: hold of him. They watch the game on Sunday. Not
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: until Tuesday did the owner of the house respond. And
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: finally they came to the house. People came to the
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: house and they're like, where are they? And he, they
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: realized that they were all three dead in the fro
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: and like in the frozen snow and frozen on his
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: back porch.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: So we, you know, it always takes a while to
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: find out like what is in their system. What happened?
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: He said, now his attorney is saying the owner of
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: the house is Was sleeping on his couch for two days.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: He didn't wake up till Tuesday. Yeah. If that is
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: the case, then they're either going to find some weird
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: drugs in these people's bodies.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: It sounds exactly like, you know, I mean, I've heard
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: these stories before. It sounds like, you know, what is
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: that drug that's in all the cocaine? Yeah, fentanyl. It
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: sounds very fentanyly.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Like they just tried something for fun.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: And then they went outside to like have a cigarette
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: or something and then just all just like dropped dead
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: and the other guy was already passed out and he lived.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, and then, well, who knows where
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: they got the drugs from? You know, that's always something
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: that they talk about. Will we prosecute drug dealers or pedophiles?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: or they're trying in certain cities to prosecute people who
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: just give you a drug that might have the fentanyl
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: if you die. I could be then, you know, involved
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: in your death. So I don't know. But obviously this guy,
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: they're going to talk more to the guy who owns
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: the house. And I think that's a pretty good defense
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: is that I was asleep for two days.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: You think that's a good defense?
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: I do think that's a good defense because I think
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: it's going to turn out that we all did a drug.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: And I passed out and they went outside and I... Like,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: I don't, what's the alternative? That I killed all three
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: of my friends and locked the door? Right. And let
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: them freeze.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: While I made pancakes? I feel like there's other ways
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: out of the backyard. Like, if the door was locked,
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: they're like, well, just go to the gate. Like, they
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: must have died of something else.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I think they definitely died of
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: a drug overdose something. And they happened to be outside,
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: high or talking or whatever, and then just it all
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: hit them at the same time. And he probably should
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: have died too, but he woke up two days later. Yeah.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Very weird. Okay. Sofia Vergara now says that she and Joe,
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: her husband, they did get divorced because he wanted kids
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: and she was like, no. I'm heading into menopause. I
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: think she's 50 or close to it.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, she's 51.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: He's 47. And she has a son that she had
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: at like 19. Right. And she's like, I'm down to
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: just be a grandma. Maybe in a few years he'll
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: be a grandma. But like, no, I don't want this.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: And I thought it was the chihuahua. I don't think
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: that helped.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: He had a little chihuahua that was not into her
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: at all.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: And then he brought around everywhere. He now has a
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: new girlfriend who's like 33.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Saw that.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: And I just feel like– I think this sometimes can happen.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: But I think whether you're the man or the woman
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: in the situation– how is this not like decided and
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: agreed upon that you're going to have kids or you're not,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: or you're going to try and you're not. Cause I think,
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: I think he lied. And I think he told her like, no,
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: I'm totally good.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: And then they started having marital problems. And then he
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: was like, you know what? I gave up everything for you.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Like I'm never going to be a dad. And then
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: she's like, Oh fuck you. You know, go be a dad. Then,
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: you know, like, you know, after what she's been through
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: with the ex-husband who hijacked their eggs, those twin eggs,
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: do you know what that, those twin, any where else?
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: So she had an ex-husband.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: And they had made embryos together.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: And they had agreed that, you know, if they didn't
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: stay together, whatever, then the embryos would be destroyed. They
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: break up. He's not a winner. He's nowhere near like
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: her success. Yeah. She's worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: And he is like, no, I would like to have
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: these two embryos put into a surrogate and raise them.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: And she's like, No, I, we decided I, no, I
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: don't want, it went on for years and he got
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: like all the religious people backing him. Like these are
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: two embryos that deserve to live because they're essentially a life.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: And in the end, um, she won to get possession
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: of them again, to either donate them, destroy it, whatever
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: she wants. And, but it was a good lesson for
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: people to learn not to make embryos with somebody. That
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: you're not 100% sure you want to be with.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: I've always said that. That is a rule I live by.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Everybody knows that.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: No, but this is what's why I'm like, girls, have
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: the babies on your own. Yeah. Like, just get a
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: donor sperm or whatever. And then, hey, if the guy
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: comes along, great. And then when he's gone, he can't
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: decide if your kid gets to play soccer or not.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: You're in charge.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Anyway. So imagine when the yellow lands on his feet.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: He's got a new girl. He's hosting a game show.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: I saw he's the host of. a deal or no
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: deal on an Island.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, I feel like that's what you got to do
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: with reality shows.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Now you put it on an Island. Yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: So you take, you got to get cute, put them
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: in a bathing suit.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And get them on an Island. So it's deal
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: or no deal on an Island. And he's the host.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: It's called deal or no deal on an Island.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: With like the, with, The Meghan Markle stuff?
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: I don't think there's suitcases. There's money hidden somewhere in
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: the jungle, and you've got to find it.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Meghan Markle and Harry just went to Jamaica.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: To do the red carpet for the One Love, the
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Bob Marley movie.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, the Bob Marley movie.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: That one, like, I'll go see.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that one.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years. Really?
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: I like the music.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Why not? Okay.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Go see it.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Kind of light and fun. Yeah. A little fancy movie theater.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Have like a Mai Tai.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Nobody fucking the dirt. You're like, all right, we don't
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: need that. Let's just a couple songs. Get us out
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: of here.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: They're in Jamaica. And I just, I'm like, I know
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: that they hopped on someone's private jet for free.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: I just know it. What do you think they flew? Spirit?
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: No, but I just wonder like who, like who still
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: wants to like have them be the couple.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Anybody would take that.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Well, I've heard some people have gotten tired of like
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: them mooching on. But anyway.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: So then she.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Is now facing a lawsuit for the failing members of
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: the role that she's playing. So she's playing this female
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: drug lord that comes out today, Thursday.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: On Netflix, right?
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: On Netflix. A limited series. And trying to change her
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: look and everything. I'm very excited. I think it'll be
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: really good. And the.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: The relatives are saying, well, when we, we talked to
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Netflix about this and we told them stories off the
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: record that we said, oh, we don't want this being
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: portrayed in the series. And now it is. So we're suing.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: I'm like, good fucking luck. Anyway, she's not worried. She
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: was dancing in Miami with her girlfriends. Child, not childless.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: She has a child, but no babies in sight doing
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: killer movies and things she wants to do.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, she's on top of the world.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Please have some fun. Um, Okay. Amy Robach and TJ Holmes,
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: they get their podcast. This is not number one. This
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: is getting press every single episode. What is going on?
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Have you listened to any of it? No. Oh, I have.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: It is, man, it is so boring. It's so boring.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Congratulations to you who does an interesting podcast and myself
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: who do.
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: It's not easy. It's not easy. And I think people
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: like this learn that after four episodes. We're out of
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: things to talk about. And as you can see, this
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: is what's happening.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Well, she's getting bitter.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: According to this, she's getting a little bitter because she's
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: like they started to bicker and they had to start
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: to have like some awkward moments. These are the things
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: that they've revealed on it. One, that they were like
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: functioning alcoholics after they were fired. Right. And they would
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: go for a run and start drinking at 10 and
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: he was having 18 drinks a day. The other one
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: is they like to have shower sex.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: The other one is that when they get in a
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: fight he basically does like the silent treatment and just
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: goes away and like ignores her for three days or
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: whatever which is super annoying. And now she's like If
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: this doesn't work out between us, like I feel like
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: it's got to work out between us because we've given
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: up everything. And actually, I miss I'm kind of pissed
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: at you because I don't want to do this fucking
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: podcast with you anymore. Now she realizes it's not that easy.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: It's not that fun. And she'd much rather walk into
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: a studio with people fluffing her hair and the whole
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: world seeing her. And being done at 10 and not
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: producing your own shit and figuring out what we're going
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: to say and arguing with this fucker.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Right. You know?
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: And so, yeah. So it's, yeah. Welcome. Welcome to podcasting
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: with your spouse.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Not to be this guy. Be this guy. But don't
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: we all kind of want to see this one break up?
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, in a way.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, there's, I'm the first.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: Because they're a little much.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: But there's the, I'm the first to admit that. You know,
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: when I see that someone undeservingly gets a podcast and
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: has articles written about them every day. Right. And I
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: think I've maybe been in the press maybe 10 times
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: over 1,000 episodes. Yeah. Because I don't have a PR person, like,
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: you know, funneling it through or calling Harvey Lund. So
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of like, yeah, I won't be sad if
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: this fails. Like, please. Like, there's people that do this
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: for a real job. And we didn't have this thing.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: I'll just do a podcast after I got fired for
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: like being married and screwing some guy that also was married.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: So who knows? This couple was on a flight.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: And they demanded that their child, they had two first
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: class tickets in one economy. Right. The economy was in
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: the child's name. And then they were like, well, we
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: need another first class for the child because the child
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: can't sit by themselves. And of course, anybody would be like,
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: one of you. can sit with the child up front,
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: and the other parent has got to go back there. Like,
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: someone's got to sacrifice. But I think they thought that
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: that would be their little trickery. Like, who's going to
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: put a little toddler by themselves? And the whole flight,
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: everyone had to get off. Do you imagine?
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: I feel like there's a lot of.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: New stories going on there. This other one, they said,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: This guy looked out the window and saw that this
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: flight was missing all these bolts on the wings. Yeah.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: So then they called and they said, okay, we'll fix it.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: But like, we probably would have been fine. So thanks
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: for being such a narc and rooting our flight.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say this about the door that flew
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: off the Alaska Airlines. Yes, please do. Let's, okay. Okay.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: That was crazy. And it was, nobody got hurt. One
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: kid lost a t-shirt. That's what I've heard. And other
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: than that, it was, but let's give. Some some some
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: credit to the mechanics or whoever keeps these planes running,
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: because it's shocking that that incident is the only one
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: that has happened in forever. And there are planes, millions
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: of flights every day, millions of planes, and nothing really
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: happens ever. And that's what we should be focusing on.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: The positive odds.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Not the one door that came off, but all the
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: doors that stay on. How's that? Thank you very much, everyone.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: Can Delta Airlines.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Wasn't it that those two seats where the door blew off,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: they were never sold? Or that no one ever sat
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: in it?
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Nobody sat in it, yeah. There was one kid close.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: But don't you think that is weird, either divine intervention
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: or human intervention? How is that?
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, I don't think they could... Yeah,
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: who knows? But it's just... I watched a video of it,
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: and I thought everybody was being really... a little too
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: calm like there was one guy just sitting there his
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: hair was like blowing and the window the door.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Was off so the door just fell off like mid flight.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: I guess it wasn't supposed to be a door to
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: begin with they put these doors on these that type
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: of plane oh and it wasn't actually a door it
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: wasn't a functional door from what I had heard but
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: it's yeah.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Because I'm always if I can't afford the first class
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: I do the exit row right which always stresses me
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: out because I'm like, there's no way I'm going to,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: you got to help. I'm going to know how to
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: do this and open the door. Like I'm, we're definitely
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: going to burn if it's up to me. Like, and
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: then if I, if I do get out there, I'm
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: not going to be like the last one to go
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: with the captain. I'm going to go down the slide first.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then just act like I didn't realize it.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: I would imagine you're the type to crawl over children
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: to get out. I got, I got shit to do.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: I got a, I got a, 9.30 show.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I don't know. So this guy, Nick Cannon,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: was saying that he said to the New York, there's
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: this rapper who got five foot pregnant at the same time.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: And now Nick Cannon's like, oh, rest up and go
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: to therapy. And these girls are all excited on TikTok
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: that they're all going to have their babies together. And
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, what are these girls thinking? I guess they
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: just don't care. I just think they just think I
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: can make money on TikTok and I don't need to
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: really worry about it.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: I was just in Las Vegas for a week. I
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: was in seven days. I was in Las Vegas performing.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: And there's a lot of kids in the casinos. But
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: like little kids, like two.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: One, two, at midnight, 11 p.m.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: But they can't be in the place where you're playing, right?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: They can't touch. No, I don't think they can go
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: on the carpets. They have to stay on the path
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: that leads to wherever. I don't know.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: That makes me so uncomfortable that you could be distracted.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: And then some creep takes your kid.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know if there's any of that
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: going on, but there's a lot of kids in the
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: casino at midnight.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: I remember when it first became that they were like...
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: it was like 25 years ago where all of a
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: sudden they're like, cause there was like the Vegas time,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: like the casino time.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: That everybody like was glamorous and it was like this
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: fabulous place to go. Then it like blew, like in
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: the nineties, then it was like, this is becoming too
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: kid friendly. Yeah.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Remember they went, they, they like, that's, that was the angle.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: They went kid friendly. Yeah.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: And now it's just like, I don't know. There's just
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: so many choices. Did you go by the fountain blue?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: No, because it's apparently dead. Like, there's nobody there. They've
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: just fired their third CEO in, like, a month.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: You can't even go to, like, the fancy restaurants or anything?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's nothing going on there. I went over
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: in that area.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Oh. Yeah.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: So, anyway, it's an interesting story, what's happening to the
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Fountain Blue.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: So, and then this guy is the biological father of
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: 97 kids.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: He's now pushing for sperm to be, I guess, not...
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: overly used you can buy the sperm you can buy
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: the whole lot which is what I would suggest any
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: girl to do what do you mean the whole lot
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: like if you.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Go to a sperm bank and you put this I
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: choose to just lick it out of a drain that's
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: how I get my sperm.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: No like if you go to a sperm donor and
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: you pick out this guy and he's cute and you
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: know and everybody wants the guy that's like of a
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: certain height you want him to be like you want
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: him to be good at everything so you want like
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: the medical student who also plays guitar but also was
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: like on the, on like, you know, the tennis team
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: or the baseball team or something. And you know, has,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: and then you only can like look at their baby
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: pictures and then you're like, yeah, I want that. But
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: for an extra amount, which some people can't afford, you
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: can say, I'm going to buy all of this.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: So he can't have other.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: People can't buy it. And then they can't. So that,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: I think that's going to be more what's going to
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: happen now because now he's like meeting with all these kids.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: And you know, So this guy, I mean, that was
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: like his business. He just went in.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's probably, he was an engineer and, you know, and,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: and so he was smart and it was, you know, easy,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: easy money. And I guess, I guess, you know, and
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: just like a premium egg, he probably was a premium
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: sperm donor and made a lot of money. All right.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Whacking off. But then there's all these, you know, kids
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: running around now, Chris.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Uh huh.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Get ready for the end of the world. Oh, no.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: Here we go. Ancient zombie viruses are trapped in the
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: Arctic ice. Yeah. And they could unleash a deadly new pandemic.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: It's a tangible threat.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: I don't really understand the science thing, but I guess
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: it's like as the snow melts, there could be something
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: down in the earth that could come up and be
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: really fucking gross and take us down.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: Right. Yeah. I mean, it isn't just like the plot
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: of the apocalypse. Creature from the Black Lagoon and things
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Yes. There's this. And then the next thing I saw
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: was spring of 2024 maybe buzzing with an explosion of
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: more than one trillion. How do you say this?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: Cicadas.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: Cicadas.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: The first time they're going to hit in 221 years. Yeah.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right. But what happened? Remember when
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: there was all like those birds that showed up or
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: all those dead birds?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: Just fell out of the sky.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they just fell out of the sky. There's all
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: that weird shit. There's aliens. And then I'm still like, wait,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: you know what we haven't heard about this week? The list.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: The Epstein list. Where are they? We still don't know?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: No, I think it came out. It just wasn't that exciting.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: It was like people we all heard before.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, is that it?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know, I mean, as far as I know,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know. You know, what I had read was
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew and David Copperfield.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: And we're like, yeah, obviously.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we heard that.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: I know. I feel like it was like such not
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: like a juicy scoop.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: I think that's what happened. It wasn't as juicy as
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: everyone was hoping it was going to be.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: Well, there's just no– but there's still– I think that's– yeah,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: like where is the evidence? Or if they really did
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: collect all that stuff and they have all these videos
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: and stuff, it takes someone to be like, yeah, okay,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: let's share it. And whoever that person is is getting
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: paid to say, oh, we misplaced it. It's in the
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: storage units on the Palm.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: For some reason, to me, the Jeffrey Epstein story just
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: doesn't do it for me because I'm like, what? Old
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: men are perverts? Yeah, that doesn't surprise me at all.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: Especially the people they're talking about. I'm like, yeah, well,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: we all knew that about a Bill Clinton type. Yeah,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: I can see that. Even the David Copperfield one, we
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: all kind of knew he was a little pervy.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: That's been out there before. I remember I did a
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: follow-up on it and it was my worst episode. I
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: thought everybody would want to know about this. I'm like,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: I guess... Just like anything, they just get over it.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: It's like Kim Kardashian is now the face of Balenciaga
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: and everybody's like, so what?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, right, right.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: And it's like, yeah, everyone gets over everything.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: Because I think people have shit to do, you know?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Well, I also think it's like, honestly, in the scheme
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: of things, you know, it's like the internet world that
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: comes together that's not the mainstream media that really tries
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: to get people upset and everything. It's still such a
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: small percentage.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: That like writes in and demands that somebody be canceled
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: for saying something or, you know, oh my gosh, look
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: at this. And I was very into the Balenciaga thing.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: I thought it was really, I couldn't believe it. Now
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: I look back and I'm like, was that a plan
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: by Balenciaga this whole time?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: To get people to come to Balenciaga?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Just to get us talking? Was it all set up?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Because there were no children that were really abused.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: It was just a weird thing. situation they put them
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: in and then they had the papers on the ads
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: and I'm like and then everyone just didn't say anything
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: about it now it's everyone went to the Balenciaga fashion
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: show and everyone's just like I'm fine with it.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean I don't like I've seen
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: I don't like the sneakers too big of a bottom
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: on it and a big old sole on the Balenciaga
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: sneaker I'm not.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: A fan all of the stuff I just feel like
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: I finally you know could afford to you know, some
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: label-y nice things. And I'm so incredibly turned off by
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: like the robberies and the counterfeit and this. And like
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: people that are just wearing a big shirt, they're just
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: like Gucci. I'm like, I don't want any of it. Like,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: I just feel like.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: So what do you go with?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: I just go with normal clothes. I just go like,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: I'll buy like a nice Vince blouse or like a
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: fitted black blazer that's like, you know, Not a label-y thing. Like,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just, I'm not, you know, I
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: can still afford like a nicer product, but like, I just,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It kind of bumps me out because
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I was just getting kind of excited about it.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: And sometimes I'll see. something nice and I'm just like, yeah,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: I'm turned off.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: Okay. Um, I got a, uh, uh, I was in,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: once again in Vegas for seven days. You still have
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: to lose your mind a little bit. If you spend
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: that amount of time in a casino, cause you don't
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: really go outside. Yeah. And, You know, there's the real
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: nice shops in Vegas. Right. And then there's just like these,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know, kind of just shops. Yeah. Where they
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: got like button-up shirts with like dragons. Still that look.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Kind of an Ed Hardy almost. Right, right.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: That's still going.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: Affliction, whatever that was. That's still out there for some,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: I guess. But then I saw a hat, like a,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: you know, what do they call that hat?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Like a bucket hat?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: No, like a pork pie or whatever. Pork pie, something.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like, not a bucket hat.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Not a bucket hat. Like a fedora.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: I think it's... Who calls it a pork pie? I
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: think that's what it's called. I think that's the type
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: of hat.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: For a fedora hat?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's not a... It, like, folds up in
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: the front and around the sides. You know what I mean?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Like a cowboy hat. No.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Or whatever. Fine.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: Like a derby. Anyway, boy. Like by day, by like Thursday.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: I kept walking past it every day because I had
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: to walk the same route to the comedy club.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. How much was it?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'd be this guy finally. I'm like, cause I
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: think I could, I'm getting older. People tell me to
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: wear hats in the sun. I'm like this, but I can't,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: baseball hats are not accepted everywhere. You don't look like
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: that guy.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: So I got this and now it, but that is
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: a type of person. You know what I mean? I'd
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: have to change my whole lifestyle to wear this hat.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: And I brought it home and my wife said, get
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: that fucking thing out of this house.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: Wait, I need to see it.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Do you have a photo of it? I don't. I
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: was going to bring it today to show you just
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: for fun and I forgot.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: It is kind of interesting when you're like, am I
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: going to be that person?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: There are certain looks that now your whole life has
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: to be around that look. You know like those Betty Page...
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: rockabilly guys, you know, that look. You gotta drive, now
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: you gotta drive a 1956 car. Like, the whole look is... Encompassing. Yeah,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: you gotta do the whole show. Yeah. Put on the
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: whole show. You know.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: Right. Or you're gonna be that person that buys, like,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: the old rock and roll... Sometimes I do see, like, like,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: I did get, like, a cute Kiss t-shirt just because
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: it was pink and cute and looked really cute. Right.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: And.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: My brother made Shannon and I be kissed for one Halloween.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: I was the drummer and she was the cat.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: The drummer is the cat?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: No, I was the drummer cat and she was Angel,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: the star.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Okay? And then he made us like- Paul Stanley. But
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: he made us the cardboard thing, put foil on our shoes.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: It was so cute. And I've gone to a Kiss
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: concert and all that stuff. And so I'm like, all right,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: I feel like I can buy this shirt. But like,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: I worry about that too. Like sometimes I see, I
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: like that. I like the look of it. Cause it's
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: like that look of like an old fashioned rocker shirt.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: That's like a little bit frayed at the top and
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: it's a little bit fitted, but then you wear it
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: with like a cool blazer and jeans. And it's like,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: you're hip, but you're not trying to be too young
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: or kind of still covered up. But then I'm like, like,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm going to quiz you on the band.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm so scared.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: To be quizzed.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: Cause I don't want to be that girl. That's like,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: Acting like I'm into this band now.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Like Chelsea Handler. Yeah, yeah. I saw her wearing a
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Bauhaus shirt once, and I'm like, she doesn't even know
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: who Bauhaus, she's never heard a Bauhaus song.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: There is a certain look. You know how I had
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: predicted that vaginas would be like the new thing, just
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: because everyone's getting so naked? Right. And I just saw
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: an ad for Kate Hudson's Fabaletics.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she's still part of it. Maybe
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: she's not. And they're, you know, like the stretch pants
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: everyone wears all the time.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: With just big holes cut out on either side of
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: their hips. Oh. And you're supposed to go out like that. Yeah? Yeah. Wow.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: Kind of like Kanye's girlfriend with the hole right in there.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: I just think everyone's just like naked now.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: Well, once again, going back to Vegas, and this is
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: a story I wanted to discuss with you. Nobody's drinking anymore.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: And that, I don't know if you've seen this. This
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: is the trend. Mocktails everywhere. Nobody's drinking.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Even McKenzie says that people aren't drinking, my daughter, drinking
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: like they used to. And the bars are having to
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: come up with like trivia nights and stuff.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Everything.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Just to get people in there. And mocktails are like-
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: And bars are closing at like 12 instead of two.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: Everybody's closing at 12. There's no late night. Late night's gone.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: So the, just like going to the bar, whatever, the
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: days of, you know, kind of like that show you're watching,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: like that era. Yes. It seems to be over, which
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: is fine. I mean, I'll step aside, but I don't
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: know what's replacing it. Is it holes in your pants?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: Because now mocktails.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Are like- It's vagina cleavage.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: Is that whatever? It's the part of your.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Vagina meets your thigh. You're supposed to show that off now.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: Really? I like, I mean, at least it's something. You know,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: where it's not, because I feel like right now it's
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: giant pants, mocktails, and it's like, all right, how do you,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: where's the fun?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: So with the mocktails, you mean they're going to the bar,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: but they're not getting alcohol?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: Because we're in dry January or whatever that is?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, I think it's beyond that. But literally
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: there are now bars in New York City that are
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: mocktail bars. They don't have liquor. And yeah, quite a
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: few of them.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, so then they don't even have to have a
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: liquor license.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: So then that saves them money, right?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: A mocktail, I mean, it's like juice.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Well, I know that that's the whole thing. I'm kind
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: of like, okay, well, you're still paying like $ 12.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for cranberry juice.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'd rather get like a pressed juice.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: And also, that's still like a lot of calories if
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: you're going to have that juice.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what else I did.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Speaking of drinking, because I don't want to, I mean,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: I'm not a crazy drinker, but I didn't want to
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: give it up. Once again, you're in Las Vegas for
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: a long time. You pass these places they call Fat Tuesdays.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Right, yes.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: You've seen them all over. They got them in all casinos.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: What are they, Fat Tuesdays?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: Fat Tuesdays is a place where they just have a
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: line of daiquiris.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, and you get the long drink, and you
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: just drink it up and down the thing. And you
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: can buy- Probably like 1,000 calories.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: But who cares?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: I got three feet of daiquiri here, bitch. Now let's
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: have some fun.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: It's like the size of your leg.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: So you could literally buy- One foot, two foot, three foot. Yeah.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: And then get picked from like 10 different flavors. And
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: they just.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, I want to barf right now.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: Big straw. And you just walk down the strip. And
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: I did it. I was like, I'm going to do it.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: I'm losing my mind. It's Thursday. I've been here for fun.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: And did you get a real buzz? Because I feel
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: like there's probably not that much alcohol in it.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: I did because I, you know.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: Did you get a brain freeze?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Brain. Get a little brain freeze.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: But three feet of daiquiri, I finished.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: What flavor did you get?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: I got like a coconut-y one.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: It was nice.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: Like a pina colada.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: Well, of course it is. It's like 10,000 calories. It's delicious.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: The guy's like, and with that one, with the three-footer,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: you get a refill. I think I'm good with just,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: I don't need six feet of a vehicle. But I mean,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: and then you see people taking them home. You see
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: them in the airport. They got them in their luggage.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: I'm like, how are you going to use it? Honey,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: where's my three-foot daiquiri glass? The company's here.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: And also I feel like, okay, we went to a
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: restaurant last night to celebrate Brenna's birthday.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: And we had some parents there, you know. And so
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: the waitress comes and she's really nice, but she's young.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: And so our friend is like, I'll have, you know,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: this kind of tequila on, you know, make it like
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: a Cadillac, whatever margarita. Right. And comes back and it's
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: like completely wrong. And so he's like, I'm so sorry.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: But like, no, I mean, I don't drink that much.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: Like this is what I want. I want the top
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: shelf tequila. I want the da da da. And then
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Peter orders like a Cadillac margarita and a mojito comes.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: And then like, so at a certain point, I'm like,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: I also think that the wait, the wait staff that
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: they can get now, like really don't know what's up.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: And so at a certain point, I'm like, I think
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: you guys both need to get up. And talk to
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: the actual man who's like making the drinks because like
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: this just isn't going to work out. And it's true.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: It's like you don't want to be a dick, but
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: you're like, I want what I want. Like if I'm
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: going to have the calories and the buzz, I'm trying
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: to be good. But no, there's a whole campaign going on,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: a smear campaign against alcohol. I know.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: It just does absolutely nothing for you. And like there's
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: nothing good about it.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: There's no upside.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: This woman, she was on Good Morning America and her
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: students surprised her with, you know, because she was like,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: she was a high school teacher and they gave her
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: a big thing. Good Morning America just a few years ago,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: right before the pandemic or something.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Because whatever her thing was, was being dismissed, like whatever
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: or something. Well, then everybody goes on COVID and like Zoom.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: And that is where then she meets this boy. That's
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: a senior in high school and she's married and was
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: like 35 or something. And, you know, and then started
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: having sex with him. Oh. And, but I guess it
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: was after, you know, that was one good thing during
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: the Zoom years.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You couldn't get, you.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Couldn't have sex with your students. The minute the Zoom
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: ending ended down. But I mean, like, yeah, she made
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: sure they were all vaccinated and then she like had
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: sex with him 30 times. But I mean, good morning, America.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: Like all these teachers, it's just like insane. It's insane.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: Tell me what is going on in your life. What
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: shows are you going to be at next?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: Where I'm going to be now? I'm going to be
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: this weekend, this weekend, Friday and Saturday. Where? I'm at
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: Hyena's in Fort Worth, Texas.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: You love that place.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: I go there a lot. I love it. Fort Worth, Texas, Hyena's. Yes.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: They used to put you in the hotel that John F.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: Kennedy spent his final night in. That was always pretty exciting.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: Now they put you in a different hotel, but it
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: was always pretty exciting to see the last, you know,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: and then he drove to Dallas from there and that's
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: where it all ended. You ever go see Dealey Plaza
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: where it all went down?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: Speaking of John F.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: Kennedy.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: So Robert F. Kennedy, what do we think?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: That he's going to run for, he's running for president.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: Is Cheryl Hines going to be the first lady?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: No, no chance of that. But I mean, he's getting some,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: there is some.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: I'm really sad I lost touch with Cheryl Hines.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why? Because she could be the first.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 6: One.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: It is interesting that he has some interesting whatever.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, so go back to your dates. So you're going
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: to be at Hyena's this weekend.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: Hyenas in Fort Worth this weekend. Yeah.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: Then where do we go?
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: You did make a cute little poster. You should have
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: sent it to me.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: I didn't make it. I had somebody make it for me.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: I can't do that. But yeah, you did a nice job.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: And then I go to Louisville Comedy Club. I haven't
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: been to Louisville in forever. Okay. Brand new comedy club
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: in Louisville. Louisville Comedy Club. That's Thursday night, February 8th.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: On to Comedy Off-Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky, the 9th and
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: 10th of February. Then on to Punchline in Philadelphia.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: That's always fun.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Always. Oxnard Improv right up the street here. DC Improv. Oh,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: I got a ton. Frangola.fun has all the dates. Frangola.fun.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: Podcasts are called Cover to Cover. Go listen to that.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: Follow him on Instagram. He does funny stuff. And then
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: all the dates are there.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: And everything else.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: So good for you, Chris. Thank you so much.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: How's everything going with you?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, we're just getting started. We're going to go to
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: lunch and we'll tell you.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: Everything's great.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Like I said, it's about family.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: Family.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: Family is good. You and me both.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's it.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: It's good. It's all good.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, who cares about all this other dumb shit? The
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: world's ending. In the end, the cicadas are coming. Get
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: out of here. Just take your family close and let
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: the cicadas eat everyone else.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: You know? Right.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Or become friends with Lauren Sanchez. Oh, jeez. I'd like
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: to be friends with her. She's not answering my DMs
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: and neither is Cheryl Hines. Did you know her?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: Lauren Sanchez? She's got big.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: I met her once, you know, I met her through
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: It is funny because she was like a local.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: She was like Jillian Barber.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. It is funny to see the two of
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: them running around. They are of a certain age. Good
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: for them. Running around with big boobs on her and stuff.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: They're on all the HG or whatever it's called. They'll
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: live until they look like that. It's 80.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: Everybody's crazy. That's what I say. Everybody's insane. I watch
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: these award shows and I watch him. You could be
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: rich and whatever. You're still fucking insane. The award shows,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: these people get up on stage like, has this guy
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: ever spoken in front of people before? A bunch of idiots.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: All right, bye-bye.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: Love you, Chris.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 6: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 6: know about the drawer. The drawer. Just the one square
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 6: before bed. Or two, you know. Nobody's watching.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: You deserve a treat.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 6: With eight flavors to choose from, you can choose the
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 6: flavor you favor with Cadbury Dairy Milk.