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When your boss asks for BREAST MILK · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Oh, good morning, John Jay and Rich can help you.
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  Speaker 2: Hi there.
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  Speaker 3: I was just listening to the podcast about the weird
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  Speaker 3: stories that your bosses asked you to do things, and
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know if it's.
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  Speaker 4: REOLLI to share a lear No, first of all, thank
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  Speaker 4: you for listening to podcast. Second of all, tell us
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  Speaker 4: what'd your boss ask you to do that was really weird.
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  Speaker 3: I was a breastfeeding mom and my boss asked me
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  Speaker 3: if I could pump extra breast milk for him to
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  Speaker 3: drink because he heard it was so good for yours.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, boundary, did.
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  Speaker 2: You do it?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't do it. Oh my god, what a weird
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  Speaker 3: looking for a new job for the rite your.
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  Speaker 5: Price, Absolutely, you can have my breast milks.
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  Speaker 6: I can't imagine how I would take that or how
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  Speaker 6: I would answer that question other than like, you know,
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  Speaker 6: you're a creep, and then that that what do you do?
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  Speaker 3: He was such a creep, And actually I think I
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  Speaker 3: found out later he got fired from the job, and
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  Speaker 3: I think I found out later that he was like
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  Speaker 3: looking up naughty, naughty videos on his work laptop in
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  Speaker 3: an office. And now I totally imagine like she was
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  Speaker 3: probably watching moms like pumping or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so what is what is your name?
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  Speaker 3: Sarah?
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  Speaker 4: I think that is so interesting, you know, we because
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  Speaker 4: remember one time there was a lady got national press
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  Speaker 4: because she was making ice cream out of her breast milk,
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  Speaker 4: and we brought her in here and we tried it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember that, rich?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's so let me ask you, is is
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  Speaker 4: breast milk healthy for you? If you're not genetically connected
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  Speaker 4: to the person.
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  Speaker 5: I think it is. It's My mom's a real estate
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  Speaker 5: agent and she had a client that made her mac
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  Speaker 5: and cheese with her breast milk, specifically because she said
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  Speaker 5: it's like, really good for you. My mom tried it, thought,
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  Speaker 5: and she was like, it's kind of sweet, and then
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  Speaker 5: they told her, yeah, but it was that's disgusting.
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  Speaker 6: You don't not tell your mom.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, the woman made it for your MoMA, didn't tell
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  Speaker 1: your mom.
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  Speaker 5: Tell my mom that she used her breasts up and
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  Speaker 5: my mom was like, it's kind of sweet.
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  Speaker 6: Do you know what that sweetness is?
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  Speaker 5: Yikes?
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  Speaker 1: All around. Have you guys seen Margo's got money troubles yet?
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  Speaker 1: I started it? Okay, do you get the part? So
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  Speaker 1: Margo has money problems?
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  Speaker 4: I guess was a very successful book, and then she
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  Speaker 4: gets pregnant and she becomes an OnlyFans model. Have you
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  Speaker 4: got to the part where she becomes she's she's prigged.
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  Speaker 4: She had the baby and breast milk squirts all over
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  Speaker 4: the mirror and she's like hey, she goes, oh god,
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  Speaker 4: a bit, just someone like that, and then she's like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: wait a second, and then she starts the only fans like,
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  Speaker 4: Sarah's Boston's number one plante. Oh man, what a story, Sarah,
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  Speaker 4: what a story? Well, I think you might win, you
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  Speaker 4: might winding.
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  Speaker 1: The boss ever said, I know.
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  Speaker 3: I knew I was a day, but I was looking
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  Speaker 3: at the podcast and I was like, what a weird
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  Speaker 3: thing to I encounter. I was like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: I almost forgot about that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for calling in and thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 4: and that's very cool. As she was listening yesterday, she
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  Speaker 4: called in, you could always call us any time too, anytime.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Yanne, you got some information on a sleep divorce.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, my grandparents were married forever. It made me think
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  Speaker 7: about Kyle talking about her sleep divorce. They never slept
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  Speaker 7: in the same room the entire time that I was
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  Speaker 7: growing up or anything like. They never slept in the
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  Speaker 7: same room and they just slept at it that way.
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  Speaker 7: I think that my grandpa might have liked with these
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  Speaker 7: other people because sometimes the grandkids would sleep with him.
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  Speaker 7: But whenever I was like twenty years old, they got divorced,
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  Speaker 7: and my grandma moved in with our neighbor and slept
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  Speaker 7: in his bed for the last five years. Just fine.
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  Speaker 7: But they never slept in the same room. After fifty
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  Speaker 7: years of marriage, they well, I mean at some point
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  Speaker 7: they did.
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  Speaker 2: She hooked up, but yeah, they well, I don't.
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  Speaker 7: Know if he's good looking cowboy, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: So when you say fifty years of marriage, is that
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  Speaker 4: a real number orre you exaggerating?
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  Speaker 7: No? I mean, my dad was fifty and he's the oldest,
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  Speaker 7: and they had him. They got pregnant and got married
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  Speaker 7: right after they at him.
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  Speaker 4: Fifty years together, they get divorced and she gets remarried
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  Speaker 4: and sleeps in the bed with the other guy.
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  Speaker 7: That's wild. And they were all friends, like hung out together.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know. It was weird.
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  Speaker 4: Right, all right, So I just got a message from
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  Speaker 4: someone that said, Jan my husband. I've been married ten
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  Speaker 4: years and we sleep in different rooms and it's fantastic
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  Speaker 4: and having stuff in one one time to the other.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thanks Leanne, thanks for sharing that story with us.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Okay, now onward to breast milk. Go ahead, Matt,
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  Speaker 1: you're sounding a pro. Matt, what's up.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that I'm a pro, but I thought
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  Speaker 2: it was odd that people are judging a dude for
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  Speaker 2: his fetish. Everybody has an issue, I mean everybody, and
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  Speaker 2: this poor guy was thinking about it with a woman
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  Speaker 2: that wasn't his wife and was obviously married and had
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  Speaker 2: to travel with somebody else. Isn't it just his thing?
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  Speaker 2: Everybody else has a thing, I'm sure, Like, look at
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  Speaker 2: Risk or John Jay. He's got the foot thing, right, thank.
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  Speaker 1: The most popular thing in the world. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: he's also crossing something.
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  Speaker 2: Like.
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  Speaker 4: I understand that you just said, don't judge anybody for something,
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  Speaker 4: and then when you say look at John Jay's foot thing,
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  Speaker 4: you go, it's still gross.
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  Speaker 1: You're judging.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to hell regardless.
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  Speaker 8: But I'm just.
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  Speaker 2: People are judging, shouldn't you look at every aspect, not
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  Speaker 2: just the fact that it was this individual. It's strange, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: that he approached a woman that it was not his.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, just leave it at that.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody has a thing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, you can't be It doesn't make it
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  Speaker 6: any less creepy.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Thanks Matt, Thanks for calling me, dude.
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  Speaker 6: I agree, appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: Later he agrees, speaking of here's the text about that.
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  Speaker 4: It says John days Rich, I had a rash on
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  Speaker 4: my ring finger from my wedding ring. Nothing would help it.
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  Speaker 4: My buddy gave me some breast milk to put on it,
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  Speaker 4: and it cleared it up immediately. Powerful stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Huh. I wonder if they I wonder if there's a
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  Speaker 5: study with that, like with eggs or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: Does breast milk help skin? Maybe they put it in
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  Speaker 5: soaps and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not just for mac and cheese anymore. Hey,
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  Speaker 4: we've got the drunk doll line. We haven't talked about
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  Speaker 4: that in a while. In our talkback fature. When you're
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  Speaker 4: on the iHeartRadio app, like there's a little microphone when
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  Speaker 4: you're listening to the show, and you could just tap
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  Speaker 4: it and you can participate whatever's happening on the show,
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  Speaker 4: and we'll get those messages and then you can call
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  Speaker 4: the drunk down line, which is six two eighty eight,
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  Speaker 4: nineteen thirty three.
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  Speaker 1: We got a couple messages we have not to.
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  Speaker 6: So and that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Get missed out on the wo.
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  Speaker 6: I have to comment on this.
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  Speaker 8: This was a conversation you guys were having about the
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  Speaker 8: Highland cows and Rich in the background, absolutely hilarious and
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  Speaker 8: on point. When Kyle mentions that Highland cows can be
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  Speaker 8: milt and he utters that anything with nipples can be milt.
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  Speaker 6: Kyle, Yes, I caught that movie quote quote from Meet
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  Speaker 6: the Parents, right our meat the Foker's one of those two.
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  Speaker 9: Tell me, dude, this is so relatable. So I saw
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  Speaker 9: somewhere and it's hit me so hard. It said you
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  Speaker 9: hide boyfriends from your husband. I hide fast food bags
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  Speaker 9: from mine. And I think, if we're not hiding a
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  Speaker 9: little bit of fast food bags or like White Lion,
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  Speaker 9: a little bit, I mean, there's not really a relationship there.
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  Speaker 2: I take.
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  Speaker 10: Every time I listen to somebody play minute to Win it,
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  Speaker 10: I always think, oh my gosh, I could totally crush
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  Speaker 10: this game. But I know if I were to try
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  Speaker 10: and play. I would probably short circuit and ask if
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  Speaker 10: you were speaking like fresh or something, because I just
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  Speaker 10: wouldn't understand the question.
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  Speaker 1: Very funny.
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  Speaker 6: It is like high stakes, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had been a pressure