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My Husband Cleans Kids Clothes Wrong w/ Ana Hoover (Privychat 16) · Privycast

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>> Speaker A: Because if I pee and I fart a little bit,
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it might just all go, and I can't.
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>> Speaker B: These are my group. There's pressure things right here.
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>> Speaker A: Well, here, it ain't going to happen here because here, if it's
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that bad, I'll just spin around real quick. But
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I'm talking about at work where there's a urinal,
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uh, and it's like, you feel the fart. And
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it's like, if I do, I might
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be, uh, running home fast for a change.
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Because I work with teens. There's no way I'm going to have dookie
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pants.
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Welcome back to privy. Privy is a
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podcast about bathrooms recorded
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from my home bathroom. I'm your host,
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hunter hoover, and I like bathrooms.
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Uh, and I'm joined this week.
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It's becoming a tradition. Um, we're going to
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call it a tradition. I'm joined by my
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wife.
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>> Speaker B: Hi.
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>> Speaker A: Anna's here. Um, in her bathroom. It's
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hers because we're, um,
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married. Yeah. But also it is
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yours. Uh, did you know that there's people
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that when they marry their spouse,
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usually the female of that
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spousal group, um,
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now takes the bathroom is theirs, and they have
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their husband go use the children's bathroom.
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Like, go use the shame bathroom,
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because your stinky situation is not coming in
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here.
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>> Speaker B: That's terrible. But, like,
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I've never done that.
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>> Speaker A: No, but you haven't done it. But now that I've told you that
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it's a thing, are you kind of thinking about
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it as an option for our arrangement?
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>> Speaker B: No. Because sometimes it's too loud
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and you'll wake up the kids at night.
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>> Speaker A: What is too loud when you go to the
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bathroom? It's not loud.
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>> Speaker B: Sometimes you go, uh, while you're
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away to the bathroom.
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>> Speaker A: Okay. I mostly
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do that for theatrics for the children.
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Do you not believe that?
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>> Speaker B: No.
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>> Speaker A: What do you think I'm grunting so hard for?
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>> Speaker B: I think you think it's fun.
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I think it's like riding a roller coaster and screaming for
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fun for you.
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>> Speaker A: Except for instead of a roller coaster, I'm pushing a turd out
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of my butt.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: And that's the fun. Um, yeah,
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you're probably not too wrong. Um,
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I think part of it is I like to see if when I walk
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out, there are people in the house who heard it.
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>> Speaker B: We can hear it. You don't need to grunt.
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>> Speaker A: What are you thinking when you hear that?
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>> Speaker B: I don't think about it anymore.
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It's become, um, so
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normal in our house that
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I don't think about it.
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>> Speaker A: The grunting.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, I just really just kind of, like, drown it out.
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>> Speaker A: Just drown it out.
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>> Speaker B: I don't really think about it anymore.
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>> Speaker A: That's the you version of just keep swimming.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: Um, do you also drown out the
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bing bong?
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, I do. I'm telling you,
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that's why the lady left at McDonald's tonight was because you
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said bing bong. And then she was like, yeah, I ain't talking to
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this guy.
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>> Speaker A: Do you want to describe what this procedure
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is? Has nothing to do with the bathroom, but.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, it's whenever we pull up to a drive
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through before anybody talks, Hunter just
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goes, bing bong.
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>> Speaker A: It's how they know I'm there.
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>> Speaker B: They already know. Pretty sure there's a bell inside that
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rings.
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>> Speaker A: I am the bell.
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>> Speaker B: You're not the bell.
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>> Speaker A: If I don't do, will it takes them longer to
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get there?
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>> Speaker B: No. I think a lot of the times, they're just like, ah,
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crap, which is. This guy is
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back.
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>> Speaker A: Which is the lady tonight?
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, she left because she did not want to talk to you.
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>> Speaker A: Her exact words were, I don't want to have to do
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that one.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: Um, well, yeah, just tune it
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out. Um, so it's
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the day after Valentine's Day, the day this comes out.
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So happy Valentine's day. Uh, more
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importantly, what did you do for Groundhog day?
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>> Speaker B: Um, for Groundhog day, I took our daughter
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to get signed up for preschool.
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>> Speaker A: Perfect.
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>> Speaker B: Um, in which she found out that groundhog's day
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is shared with, like, national hedgehog day.
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It's an injustice. She got a hedgehog drawing from
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where her preschool is going to be. Um,
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and then I went and bought stuff
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to make shorts for everybody for.
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>> Speaker A: Were you were doing Valentine's Day festivities
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on Groundhog day?
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>> Speaker B: Well, mostly I was out. And I
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don't, uh, like to go out when I don't have to go out. So since I
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was already out. Yes.
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>> Speaker A: The dream is for hobby lobby to have a groundhog
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day section.
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>> Speaker B: No, it's not my dream.
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>> Speaker A: It's a dream.
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>> Speaker B: I like their Christmas section.
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>> Speaker A: Yes, but do you know, like, you walk into
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hobby lobby and they do have stupid holidays
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that they put crap out for that are not real
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holidays accurate? So, like, why
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not put stuff out for Groundhog Day?
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>> Speaker B: Because nobody celebrates that.
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>> Speaker A: I celebrate it. And our son's, um, school,
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all the kindergarten classes celebrated it. I got a text
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from Wehrman that day. He goes, hey, by the way,
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my kid's teacher went hard for Groundhogs
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day.
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>> Speaker B: Well, how else are they going to know how long
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winter is going to last?
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>> Speaker A: I mean, I don't know. As if there's any
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legitimacy to the winter thing.
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>> Speaker B: There's not.
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>> Speaker A: It's mostly just fun. Did you see the video this
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year?
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>> Speaker B: No, because I think it's stupid.
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>> Speaker A: A thick man. A very thick man. Like,
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before they yanked the groundhog out of his hole,
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did he put on.
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>> Speaker B: A glove because he was afraid of getting bit?
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>> Speaker A: No. Well, it bit the one guy on the ear.
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Um, but this one guy,
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in order to get plumps of Tommy ready,
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he shouts groundhog.
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So loud, like screams
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groundhog twice. It's
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very good.
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>> Speaker B: Nah, I just don't have an interest in it.
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>> Speaker A: It's very good. Um,
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yeah,
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it's pretty great holiday, uh, all
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around. What can you do?
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>> Speaker B: Not watch it?
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, but
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what else are you going to do?
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>> Speaker B: That day I went shopping.
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>> Speaker A: Right. We heard, um,
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there's a couple of stories that I think I got a giant
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pikachu. Yes.
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Uh,
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which I would argue is more akin to groundhog
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day than anything. Also, the
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hedgehogs need to frick off.
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Like, go get your own day. No, they're
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not.
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>> Speaker B: You can have them as a pet.
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>> Speaker A: Have you seen a groundhog?
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>> Speaker B: Your little hedgehog? Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: Okay. Have you seen a
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groundhog? Like, when was the last time you saw
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one? I'm going to show you a picture of one right now.
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>> Speaker B: Never. If you're going to show me, it's probably not as
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cute as a hedgehog.
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>> Speaker A: Look at him.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, he's not as cute as a hedgehog.
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>> Speaker A: He is delightful.
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>> Speaker B: He's like a tailless beaver.
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>> Speaker A: Look at him.
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>> Speaker B: Look at him. He looks like a beaver that does not have a
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tail.
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>> Speaker A: You're telling me that that guy that's plumps of Tommy
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himself.
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>> Speaker B: Now look up hedgehogs.
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>> Speaker A: I know what hedgehogs look like.
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>> Speaker B: They're cuter.
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>> Speaker A: Hedgehogs'faces are too small for me to like them.
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>> Speaker B: So cute.
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>> Speaker A: They're too small. The face is too stupid.
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Um, also, sonic does not look like
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a hedgehog.
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>> Speaker B: That is accurate. He does not.
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>> Speaker A: But whatever. I digress. Uh, Pikachu
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doesn't look like a mouse. But does
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he?
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>> Speaker B: Closer. His ears are too pointy for he's.
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>> Speaker A: A better mouse than Mickey.
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>> Speaker B: No.
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>> Speaker A: Yes. Pikachu is more famous than Mickey
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mouse.
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>> Speaker B: Well, famous, but I don't know if he's a better.
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>> Speaker A: He's a better mouse than Mickey.
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>> Speaker B: Mickey is so iconic. But you're right. More people can recognize.
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>> Speaker A: Pikachu would win.
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>> Speaker B: We already looked this up, like, years ago. Pikachu is
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like, one of the most well known,
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uh, animated characters.
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>> Speaker A: Yes. Stuff it. Mickey mouse.
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Stuff it.
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>> Speaker B: Except for you love Mickey mouse.
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>> Speaker A: I love Mickey mouse, but I love his conglomerate less
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and less as time goes on. I just get more and more
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frustrated every time they breathe.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. So you're turning into your.
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>> Speaker A: I just. I don't understand any choice
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they make ever. Well,
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yeah, they baffle me.
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Um, all right, so since we last
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spoke, which last year was essentially,
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um, you had a lot to say about how I
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use the toilet paper and interact with our toilet paper roll.
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Um, I will have you notice that it is on what you would
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describe as correctly.
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>> Speaker B: Yes.
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>> Speaker A: Um,
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so there's that. Uh,
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now,
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I don't know if this Valentine's Day. It's not a Valentine's
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Day episode. It's just an episode that. Yeah,
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whatever. I don't know if now is the time to hash that
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out, because we didn't do it.
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>> Speaker B: No, we just kind of talked about how you were wrong and I was right.
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>> Speaker A: No, and I have my win. I have
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my arguments, but I think that's.
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I have so much that I want to actually
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ask you. Um, I know that you're thinking, how
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could he possibly. We've done it twice
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now. That's what she
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said. Um,
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the eye roll, can you hear the eye roll
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through? Can you hear it?
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But there's a couple of incidences that I
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want to bring back to your attention. Um,
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and one that I didn't ask you about last
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time, but it's something that I'm curious about. And if you're like, you know
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what? Pass, hard
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pass is the gallbladder
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situation.
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>> Speaker B: Okay, what about it?
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>> Speaker A: So did your bathroom experience
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change once you had your gallbladder
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removed? Do you want to talk about your gallbladder?
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>> Speaker B: Um, I don't know how much detail you'll get, but, yeah, I mean, it
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did.
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>> Speaker A: Okay. What happened with
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your gallbladder?
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>> Speaker B: Um, so I didn't have
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gallstones. I had sludge in my
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gallbladder. Um, that,
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um, was going to turn into
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stones, but, um,
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the doctor that I saw said it
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was a better idea to take it out before it turned
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into stones, because then that surgery is quite
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a bit more, um, intense than
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what mine was, because mine
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was just an outpatient surgery. They went in, they
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put me under, sliced a hole in my belly button, inflated
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my stomach.
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>> Speaker A: Oh, God.
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>> Speaker B: Stuck a camera with a knife on it, through my
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belly button,
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and then just sliced it out and pulled it out. And then
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they.
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>> Speaker A: Wait, the camera is attached to the knife?
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, they have like a blade camera,
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so that they can see where they're slicing you.
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>> Speaker A: That's weird.
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>> Speaker B: And then they pulled it out through my belly
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button,
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and then they just poked a hole in my side
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to help.
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And then I still had a lot of pain in my shoulders because some
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of the air rose up into my shoulders
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and until it went away slowly,
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it was just painful.
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>> Speaker A: Weird. And I
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kind of remember this probably not as well as you do,
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but the pain of your gallbladder was gone
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then almost instantly.
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>> Speaker B: Mhm. Yeah.
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And the pains that I'd have when I'd have, like, a
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gallbladder attack were awful.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, the only way I can describe it is like
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a really hot knife just stabbed into you.
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It's turning.
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>> Speaker A: That sounds bad.
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>> Speaker B: And, I mean, I've had two kids.
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>> Speaker A: Was the gallbladder worse?
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>> Speaker B: Well, it's a different kind of pain.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: When you're having a kid, your brain kind of
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accepts, I think, that pain.
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>> Speaker A: Well, and you have an emotional attachment to
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that.
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>> Speaker B: You're like. And besides, when you have a baby, as soon
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as you're done, like, the baby is born, there's zero pain.
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>> Speaker A: Really?
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. Like instantly? Yeah,
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it's like, pain, pain, pain. Baby born, no,
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pain.
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>> Speaker A: Uh, yes. See, this is why I think a kidney stone
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is worse than having a baby. Uh,
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I know that every mom who has ever
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existed is like, shut up,
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shut up. But there's no
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emotional attachment to this tiny stone that comes through your
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schwang, and I
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assume that process is easier for women. As far as, like,
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a kidney stone. Does a kidney stone hurt
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as bad for women?
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>> Speaker B: Yes.
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>> Speaker A: But, like, uh, the opening is bigger,
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right?
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>> Speaker B: I don't think. No.
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>> Speaker A: What? How can it not?
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I don't know anything about anatomy.
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Uh, are you sure?
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>> Speaker B: I don't know. First, like, I
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don't think it's bigger.
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>> Speaker A: The p hole.
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>> Speaker B: It's not as big as you think it is.
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>> Speaker A: Uh, well, there you go. Welcome, um, to
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health class. Uh, wow.
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>> Speaker B: Maybe you should read a science book.
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>> Speaker A: I was told science is not real. Um,
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so gallbladder is out doing better, but it
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did change the bathroom situation.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. It also changed, like, things that I eat.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah. Do you remember when we had the deep fried cheesecake?
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, that was the one that sent me. It was deep
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fried cookie dough.
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>> Speaker A: Oh, that's what it was.
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>> Speaker B: And I had one bite. And then we left to the state fair
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and went back to your house. And
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then we instantly turned back around
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and drove to the emergency room.
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>> Speaker A: That is a treasure.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, I do it every time.
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>> Speaker A: Oh, nice we're back to orange vanilla.
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>> Speaker B: Why do you stick it on the floor next to the toilet?
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>> Speaker A: I think it's a fear thing of I don't want to knock it over and
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spill it on all of my equipment.
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>> Speaker B: That's fair. Um, you could put it on that little box
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there.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah. So this thing, have you ever bumped it?
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, it shakes the entire thing.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah. There's jenga towers that are more
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sturdy than this little.
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>> Speaker B: Well, we've had that shelf for like,
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what, six years?
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>> Speaker A: I don't know. It's rusted on the bottom like six
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years old.
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>> Speaker B: I think we got it when we moved into our first house.
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>> Speaker A: Like, it holds next to nothing now.
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>> Speaker B: It used to hold the towels and everything.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Gosh, when we had one bathroom.
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>> Speaker A: That bathroom was so tiny.
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>> Speaker B: It was so small.
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>> Speaker A: It was so tiny.
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>> Speaker B: It was smaller than the kids bathroom is in this house.
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>> Speaker A: You realize that I used to do this in that bathroom.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I know.
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>> Speaker A: With, like, a stupid chair.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: I would not be able to do this set up.
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>> Speaker B: No. Our
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bathroom is, uh, awesome.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah. Uh,
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interestingly enough, you're the only person that
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I've ever recorded with in our bathroom.
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>> Speaker B: Well, that makes sense. It is our house.
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>> Speaker A: Well, no, but my whole stick
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is from the bathroom, so you would think that I
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would have had somebody over besides you.
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But you're already over.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, I live here.
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>> Speaker A: It's pretty normal to say, hey, come over, we'll record an
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episode, and you go into a room.
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But I haven't done that.
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>> Speaker B: No, you've gone to other people's places and done
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recorded.
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>> Speaker A: Oh, I have their bathrooms. Yes, I have.
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>> Speaker B: There's that. But you're right. You've never really brought
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anybody m into our bathroom.
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>> Speaker A: I'll have to find somebody to be the first, you know what I'm saying?
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>> Speaker B: Well, let me know ahead of time so I can make sure the bathroom looks really good.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, uh,
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you better think it looks good. Dang it.
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>> Speaker B: No, I meant, like, clean.
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>> Speaker A: It's fine. Dang. Going to see the toilet I'm sitting
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on. What are you looking
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at?
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>> Speaker B: I'll sweep the floor.
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>> Speaker A: It's fine. It's a bathroom. It's not
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a long John Silver's.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, but I have to clean before people come to our house.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, I know. Um, yeah,
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but.
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>> Speaker B: Yes, the gallbladder situation changed a lot.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah. And you can have them. Okay, so the gallbladder
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helped.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. I can't eat super greasy
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foods anymore. Or I
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just have a terrible.
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>> Speaker A: It just hurts.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, I have a terrible couple of days really?
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>> Speaker A: So is that. Do you think that is, like, tied to and
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causing the dairy thing?
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, I think it probably is a little bit.
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Um. Uh, actually,
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your mom thinks the dairy thing came from the
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COVID vaccine. A lot of people who've had the COVID
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vaccine and had COVID afterwards
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are ending up being more dairy
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sensitive.
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Uh, you can't prove it.
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>> Speaker A: Come at me.
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>> Speaker B: COVID, statistically happening more frequently.
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Because I used to. I used to eat dairy, like,
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all the time.
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>> Speaker A: But you have always had trouble.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, but not as bad.
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>> Speaker A: You think it just made it worse?
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>> Speaker B: Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: Or do you think maybe it's just like, I think having kids
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probably was worse than COVID?
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. Having kids just messes everything.
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>> Speaker A: What changes everything?
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. You have different hormones are released in your
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body and
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injury happens while babies are born.
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>> Speaker A: Who named it a hormone?
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That's a bad name. No
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hormone.
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>> Speaker B: But, I mean, everything changes. It's all different. It's
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definitely been different since having the kids.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, well, and you got more.
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>> Speaker B: So since Sarah was born, you got.
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>> Speaker A: Your super dairy pills.
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>> Speaker B: Yes. I take three pills and I get to eat
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dairy for 45 minutes.
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>> Speaker A: It's a window. You have to slam as much
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dairy as you can. 45 minutes, and then I have to.
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>> Speaker B: Take three more pills if I want more dairy.
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But I have to be careful about how many of those I have.
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>> Speaker A: Do those hurt your stomach?
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>> Speaker B: I think it just makes it more.
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>> Speaker A: Sensitive, like, when it wears
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off, man. Ah.
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>> Speaker B: Or like, if I have too many of the dairy pills
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in a set amount of time, it just makes
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my stomach hurt
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because, I mean, it's a lot of dairy
18:46
pills. If you're spending all
18:49
day eating something that has dairy in it,
18:52
you got to be pushing, like, um,
18:56
if I ate dairy, like, you eat dairy,
18:59
I would have to take, like, almost 100
19:02
and something pills.
19:04
>> Speaker A: I don't eat that much. I eat a lot of dairy. But my thing
19:07
is, like, if I have the option to put cheese on or in something,
19:10
I'm going to do it.
19:11
>> Speaker B: Yeah, because you like cheese.
19:12
>> Speaker A: Yeah. What's not to like?
19:15
>> Speaker B: I don't know. I like cheese. Right.
19:18
>> Speaker A: These people that are like, oh, I don't like macaroni and
19:20
cheese, or, I don't like cheese pizza. It's like,
19:23
shut up. No, don't shut up.
19:26
>> Speaker B: Get over it.
19:29
Cheese is good.
19:30
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Well, I'm glad we were all in agreement. Um,
19:34
so the dairy pills are good. They make things
19:37
better. Um, the other thing that I wanted
19:40
to ask you about that I did not ask you about last time
19:43
m was your time as a daycare
19:46
worker, childcare provider person.
19:49
>> Speaker B: Okay.
19:49
>> Speaker A: Um, I've
19:52
got a gnarly situation happening right
19:55
here.
19:57
>> Speaker B: Would you like some?
19:58
>> Speaker A: No, we're just going to let it ride.
20:00
>> Speaker B: Okay.
20:00
>> Speaker A: Um,
20:03
was there, like, some big problem accidents
20:06
that these kids that you had to deal
20:09
with, working daycare?
20:11
>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
20:14
I got real good at changing diapers real fast.
20:18
As you know, when we had our kids, I was pretty quick at
20:21
changing diapers.
20:22
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
20:23
>> Speaker B: Um, you're better than I was. Well, that's because
20:26
you never had to practice. You practiced on a teddy
20:29
bear.
20:30
>> Speaker A: I did not. Really. I did like one, and I
20:33
was like, this seems easy.
20:36
>> Speaker B: And then you got peed and pooped on.
20:39
>> Speaker A: Yeah. By our daughter. Our son never
20:41
did.
20:42
>> Speaker B: Um, so, yes,
20:44
um,
20:48
I worked in a class with two year olds.
20:50
>> Speaker A: Okay.
20:51
>> Speaker B: And so, um, generally they were
20:54
like potty training.
20:58
Some of them just weren't yet.
21:00
And, um,
21:04
there was eight kids to one teacher.
21:06
>> Speaker A: Jeez. And I bet they all have to go at the same time.
21:09
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Usually you line them up, you take them all down to
21:12
the bathroom. Um, but for diaper
21:15
changing, it was mostly like
21:18
you sit by the diaper changing station and you just
21:21
rotate through the kids all the way through until they're all
21:24
done. And I got really good at wrapping diapers really
21:27
small and then holding them in a glove and pulling a
21:30
glove over the entire diaper.
21:31
>> Speaker A: Ah.
21:32
>> Speaker B: To keep it. Um, if we had any exploding
21:35
diapers, which happens, I mean,
21:38
with kids, and especially when they're two and
21:41
stuff, there's going to be explosions.
21:44
Um, you learn tricks to ensure
21:47
keeping kids clean. Tricks that
21:50
I showed you when we had kids. Like, if there's
21:53
explosion up the back, you want to lift and tuck the
21:56
onesie so that you can roll the onesie up over.
21:59
>> Speaker A: I never did that. I always just screamed for you to do it.
22:01
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I know.
22:02
>> Speaker A: Like a baby.
22:04
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I know.
22:05
>> Speaker A: But here's the thing. If I go for
22:07
real, you were.
22:08
>> Speaker B: Going to make a mess if you did it. Exactly.
22:10
>> Speaker A: If I do it, it's going to be in their hair on accident.
22:13
Yeah, but, uh, it's not going to happen, right?
22:16
>> Speaker B: No. There were other times where
22:19
you were changing and something happened.
22:23
You get poop on you, you just wash it
22:26
off.
22:27
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
22:30
>> Speaker B: And then done.
22:32
>> Speaker A: Another day, another diaper that leaks on your arm.
22:34
>> Speaker B: Yeah. And, I mean, we had. We had kids who,
22:38
um, used bathrooms, bathrooming, as, like a
22:40
control thing. We
22:43
had some that were foster care kids,
22:46
and bathrooming was something that they could control.
22:49
Right. And so we had one who,
22:52
um, she was such a sweetheart.
22:54
But, um, she liked to wear pretty dresses.
22:58
>> Speaker A: Okay.
22:58
>> Speaker B: And her foster parents, um,
23:01
were trying to teach her
23:04
something attached to my drink. Yeah. Gross. We're trying to teach
23:07
her that sometimes you don't get to wear a dress we
23:10
don't have. Like, they're not always clean.
23:12
>> Speaker A: Right.
23:12
>> Speaker B: And so she would come and she would purposely mess her pants
23:15
so that we would change her into
23:18
girl clothes, which were address. Essentially, it
23:21
was the easiest thing to have for girls was to switch. And she would
23:24
purposely use the bathroom in her pants. So we would change her
23:27
till her foster mom was, like,
23:30
put her in boy clothes. M. And
23:33
so then she would took her a couple of days, and
23:36
she'd have two or three on purpose accidents.
23:38
>> Speaker A: It's kind of frustrating, though.
23:41
It's such a simple thing. And it's not like she's doing,
23:44
like, she just wants to wear the clothes she wants to wear.
23:47
>> Speaker B: You know what I mean? Yeah. And she had a lot of things that she
23:50
struggled with. Um, she was three at the
23:52
time, and she would try to
23:55
be a mom to her two, um, year old
23:58
brothers.
23:59
>> Speaker A: Wow.
24:00
>> Speaker B: Because they had a real rough start. But
24:05
hers was the worst I think I ever did
24:08
was I had to rinse out her underwear and
24:10
stuff. And you just swish it in the toilet. It's
24:13
not a big deal.
24:14
>> Speaker A: Wait. Shoot.
24:18
You rinse it out in the toilet and not
24:20
the sink?
24:21
>> Speaker B: No, you don't rinse it in the
24:24
sink.
24:25
>> Speaker A: Okay. So when our kids would explode out their
24:28
underwear and you would hand that to me and say, go
24:31
rinse this.
24:31
>> Speaker B: Did you stick it in the sink? Uh, yeah, I was
24:34
rinsing that. Not until you rinse the poop out
24:37
in the toilet. And then you
24:40
rinse it in the sink once. There's no what?
24:42
>> Speaker A: Straight to the sink? Are you kidding me? I'm, like,
24:45
scraping it off with my finger down the drain.
24:47
>> Speaker B: No. Uh, yeah, no,
24:49
here.
24:50
>> Speaker A: Once or twice, too.
24:51
>> Speaker B: Oh, gross.
24:52
>> Speaker A: It hasn't happened because since we've lived here, the kids have been a little older.
24:55
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
24:55
>> Speaker A: They're mostly, like, at our old house.
24:57
>> Speaker B: Are you serious?
24:58
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
24:59
>> Speaker B: No.
25:00
>> Speaker A: So I'm supposed to stick the child's
25:03
clothing in the toilet.
25:04
>> Speaker B: You hold it.
25:06
>> Speaker A: Uh-huh.
25:06
>> Speaker B: And then you flush, like, shake. And
25:09
the motion of the water going down and you shaking pulls
25:11
the poop off and down.
25:13
>> Speaker A: That is not a thing that ever happened.
25:16
Every time you've ever asked me, I went straight to the
25:19
sink, I turned on the hot water,
25:23
and I just kind of did this with my finger until the
25:26
poop came out. Of it.
25:27
>> Speaker B: Gross. Why would you do that?
25:31
>> Speaker A: That's, uh, how you did it in
25:34
the toilet. You shake it around.
25:36
>> Speaker B: Well, nobody told me that,
25:39
but common sense says don't put the poop underwear in
25:42
the.
25:43
>> Speaker A: I don't rinse things in the toilet.
25:45
>> Speaker B: You do if it's poop.
25:47
>> Speaker A: No,
25:50
I can't tell if you're messing with me or if this is real.
25:53
>> Speaker B: No, this is real.
25:55
>> Speaker A: That's weird. Um,
25:58
I don't know. That doesn't seem right.
26:00
>> Speaker B: Yeah, you're in the.
26:02
>> Speaker A: Okay, well, there
26:05
we go. We learned something new there. Um,
26:08
so the other story is
26:11
the story in the airport with the lady that.
26:13
>> Speaker B: Ah, the vomit lady.
26:17
>> Speaker A: I can't remember if that happened since this. I feel like it did.
26:20
Or maybe it was before.
26:21
>> Speaker B: So that happened,
26:23
um,
26:25
Christmas of last year.
26:28
>> Speaker A: 21.
26:29
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Because we were at Disney.
26:32
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
26:33
>> Speaker B: Um. Oh, that one's a
26:35
fun one. So we were, um,
26:38
in the Orlando airport. We were
26:41
trying to check bags.
26:42
>> Speaker A: So Sarah was there.
26:44
>> Speaker B: Sarah was there. Mhm. She and Silas were sitting in the
26:47
stroller, and we had been standing in line for quite a while because
26:50
the, um, Alaska
26:53
airs hadn't opened their counter to check bags
26:55
yet. Um, and
26:59
we were all standing in line, and Silas had to go to the bathroom.
27:01
>> Speaker A: Yep.
27:02
>> Speaker B: And so I was like, well, I'll dig him.
27:05
And so we went to the bathroom,
27:08
and him and I both know when you have
27:11
the opportunity, take it when you have kids. And
27:14
so we, uh, were coming
27:17
out of the stalls, and,
27:19
um, Silas was on the right side of
27:22
me. And, um,
27:26
for whatever reason, I had this
27:29
strange m mom intuition. I don't know
27:32
what else to call it, super sin. But
27:35
I grabbed his arm and I pulled him
27:38
behind me into my left side.
27:40
And not even, like two or 3
27:43
seconds later, this teenage girl walks
27:46
around the corner and she just looks green.
27:50
You could tell that she did not feel
27:52
good. And, um, I kind of stepped a little
27:55
bit in front of Silas, and I said, hon, do
27:58
you feel okay? Are you okay?
28:01
And she looked at me and shook
28:03
her head, and then she just yak
28:06
city. Like, she spewed
28:09
vomit
28:12
directly where Silas would have been on my right side.
28:14
If he'd been standing there, he would have had a shower.
28:17
>> Speaker A: Uh, yeah.
28:19
>> Speaker B: And the color of this vomit
28:22
was teal.
28:25
Yes. Oh, really? It was teal blue.
28:27
>> Speaker A: You think she drank, like, a milkshake?
28:29
>> Speaker B: Oh, I think she had some kind of slushy.
28:32
Uh, and she tried to grab
28:35
it. She did. She, like, put her hands up?
28:37
>> Speaker A: Oh, she tried to catch it.
28:38
>> Speaker B: She tried to catch it. She was, like,
28:40
rocket shot. It had to have been, like, two or
28:43
3ft. She shot vomit.
28:45
>> Speaker A: Uh, get on your shoes.
28:47
>> Speaker B: It got on my leg and my feet,
28:50
and I was wearing sandals.
28:53
>> Speaker A: So you felt it?
28:54
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I was wearing shorts. I was probably wearing capris because we were going
28:57
to fly back to Oregon, and it was going to be cold
29:00
when we got home.
29:01
>> Speaker A: The splash.
29:02
>> Speaker B: And, uh, Silas was like, his
29:05
face.
29:06
>> Speaker A: Oh, my gosh.
29:08
>> Speaker B: And I asked, I'm surprised he didn't.
29:10
>> Speaker A: Think it was cool since it was blue.
29:12
>> Speaker B: He was more concerned about, like, yeah.
29:15
And I was like, are you okay? And she just shook her head
29:18
some more, and she started to throw up
29:21
again.
29:21
>> Speaker A: Go to the toilet.
29:22
>> Speaker B: And I think, uh, her mom or some adult
29:25
ran up to her and was, like, guiding her to a
29:28
trash can.
29:29
>> Speaker A: The toilet.
29:30
>> Speaker B: Continue throwing up at that point.
29:32
>> Speaker A: The toilet.
29:33
>> Speaker B: But, I mean, she hit 2ft.
29:37
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
29:37
>> Speaker B: Orlando airport bathroom.
29:40
And I had to wash my leg a little bit, and I
29:43
had missed the bit on my foot because I noticed it when we got back
29:46
to so great, to where you and your parents
29:49
were with Sarah, and I had to use hand sanitizer to clean off
29:52
my foot a little bit. It wasn't much on my foot. It was like, two or three drops.
29:54
>> Speaker A: Have you ever been thrown up on before, then?
29:57
Is that the first time?
29:59
>> Speaker B: You mean by, like, an adult or, like, a kid?
30:02
The kids count.
30:03
>> Speaker A: Kids don't really count unless they're.
30:08
I mean, I guess kids count, but.
30:10
>> Speaker B: Like, I mean, I've been thrown up on by, like,
30:13
our kids. I got thrown up on
30:16
by, um, ages.
30:19
>> Speaker A: Spit up.
30:20
>> Speaker B: No, she pooped on me.
30:22
>> Speaker A: Oh, she pooped. That's right.
30:24
>> Speaker B: She pooped on me so good. Uh,
30:27
somebody threw up on me. Not
30:29
Silas. There was somebody. I think cadence
30:32
threw up on me one time.
30:33
>> Speaker A: Really?
30:34
>> Speaker B: Yeah. And I'm pretty sure one of my brothers
30:37
has thrown up on me. I threw up all over my sister's
30:40
stairs, and then brother in law Steve had to clean it.
30:43
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Uh, that's a good one.
30:46
>> Speaker B: Stomach flu.
30:47
>> Speaker A: Uh, yeah, I remember, like,
30:50
I think we were in, and we must have been in high school, but
30:53
Josh. So he's a
30:56
pilot, but he has mad motion
30:59
sickness. I don't understand this. Like, you would think
31:02
that being a pilot would not be the thing for him, but
31:05
whatever. But we went on a fair
31:07
ride, and he got off and just
31:10
all over my shoes, I'm like, oh, my gosh,
31:13
dude, come on. My bad. Boo. Like, little bits
31:16
of corn dog in it. Come on.
31:19
Um, yeah, it's just like, and
31:22
I'm finding that we went to the fair this
31:25
summer. I'm getting too old for these
31:28
rides because Silas and I went
31:31
on the Tilta world, and. No.
31:34
I told Silas, I was like, here's.
31:35
>> Speaker B: Sarah went on that one with you, too, didn't she?
31:37
>> Speaker A: I don't think so.
31:38
>> Speaker B: She went on one with you, and she wanted to go on it again.
31:40
>> Speaker A: Oh, maybe that was it.
31:41
>> Speaker B: And you and Silas were like, no.
31:43
>> Speaker A: Silas was all for it. I told Silas, I was like, if I go on
31:46
that ride again, we're done. There will be no more
31:49
rides for me today because
31:52
that was the closest I've come to throwing up in probably
31:55
1520 years.
31:56
>> Speaker B: Yeah. And I can't go on those rides.
31:57
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
31:57
>> Speaker B: I can't even look at those rides sometimes. They make me so
32:00
dizzy.
32:01
>> Speaker A: I was ready to pass out and throw up.
32:03
>> Speaker B: Oh, uh, it was hot, and you were spinning.
32:06
>> Speaker A: It was terrible. It's been so long
32:08
since I've had that feeling.
32:11
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Even looking at those rides, like, uh, when we were at
32:14
Disney and you guys were riding the teacups.
32:16
>> Speaker A: No, those were fine.
32:17
>> Speaker B: I had to not watch you ride the teacups because watching
32:20
the teacups spin while spinning were making me
32:22
nauseous while I was sitting outside the ride.
32:25
>> Speaker A: Oh. See, the teacups were fine. I didn't mind
32:28
the teacups at all. Yeah.
32:31
Do you have any other bathroom stories from the
32:34
last or things that you remember? I have some questions,
32:36
as usual.
32:37
>> Speaker B: I don't know. Maybe ask some questions. Maybe that'll jar some.
32:40
>> Speaker A: So last year, you admitted,
32:43
um, your sins
32:46
of sharing a bar of soap
32:49
with your siblings. Do you remember this?
32:51
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
32:52
>> Speaker A: So one of the things, one of my
32:55
biggest hindsight is
32:58
shortly after I did that conversation, I
33:01
had a conversation with Jude Dominique. And in his
33:04
conversation, he told me that when he was
33:07
growing up, he would carve messages into the bar of
33:09
soap for his siblings to find. And so my question
33:12
is, of course, did you ever carve
33:15
messages to your siblings in the shared bar
33:18
of soap?
33:19
>> Speaker B: No.
33:20
>> Speaker A: Did they ever carve you a message?
33:22
>> Speaker B: No.
33:23
>> Speaker A: Or if they did, you didn't read it?
33:25
>> Speaker B: No.
33:25
>> Speaker A: Okay. If you were to carve them a message,
33:29
what would you say to them? They're
33:31
showering. They look down at the bar of soap. What does
33:34
it say?
33:36
>> Speaker B: The only thing I can think of is high.
33:38
>> Speaker A: Okay.
33:41
Nothing really creepy.
33:42
>> Speaker B: No.
33:45
>> Speaker A: How's, uh, it hanging?
33:46
>> Speaker B: Or, no, I don't need to know
33:49
that information?
33:52
>> Speaker A: Uh, that's fair. You could tell I don't have siblings.
33:55
>> Speaker B: Yeah. I don't need to know
33:57
that I shared
34:00
a bathroom with six other siblings.
34:03
Yeah, I don't need to know how it's hanging.
34:07
Four of those siblings are boys. I don't need to know
34:10
things.
34:10
>> Speaker A: Hang on. Women. Anyway,
34:13
um,
34:16
so another question is, do you
34:18
ever have a snack or a
34:21
drink while in the shower?
34:23
>> Speaker B: Um, I've never while in the shower.
34:27
Um, but if I'm taking a bath, I'll have a
34:29
drink sometimes when I'm taking a bath.
34:31
>> Speaker A: Freaking baths.
34:34
Gross.
34:35
>> Speaker B: But I don't think I've ever had, I think
34:37
after you talked about it one time, I tried a popsicle in the shower.
34:40
Yes. Um, and it was strange because
34:43
your shower is hot, but the popsicle is cold, and
34:46
it was weird.
34:47
>> Speaker A: The shower popsicle is a strong one, though.
34:49
>> Speaker B: Yeah, it was the one I tried, but it was weird.
34:52
I remember being like, this is strange. I don't like
34:55
this.
34:55
>> Speaker A: Oh, I highly recommend the next time you're going to take a
34:58
shower and you have some time to enjoy the shower,
35:01
which is never, um, because of
35:04
children. Uh, I mean, you could probably
35:08
sling Sarah a
35:11
tablet or something, the cCt
35:14
on that got, but, like, and say,
35:16
hey, no.
35:18
>> Speaker B: Her thing recently, she wants to take a shower.
35:21
Yeah.
35:21
>> Speaker A: That's weird. I don't know. I know you all do it, and I know
35:24
it's not really that weird because it's like, why would
35:27
it be? But I don't know why it's weird to me. It's like if
35:29
Silas came up and was like, dad, I want to take a,
35:32
no. Sorry, bud. That's a hard no on that
35:35
one. Um, that ain't
35:38
happening.
35:39
>> Speaker B: She's getting to the point where it won't happen anymore, right?
35:43
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
35:44
>> Speaker B: How we got Silas to take a bath for the first time when he was a
35:47
baby.
35:47
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
35:48
>> Speaker B: Remember we would put him in the water and he would scream.
35:51
And then my lactation consultant was
35:53
like, sit in the bathtub with him.
35:56
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
35:57
>> Speaker B: And then he never screamed again after that.
35:59
>> Speaker A: It's weird. Um, but
36:02
I highly recommend you get one of these lacroix
36:05
or polar seltzers while you're in there. Just a
36:08
cold seltzer while you're showering
36:10
is so good.
36:12
>> Speaker B: Interesting.
36:13
>> Speaker A: So good. So, no snacks?
36:15
>> Speaker B: No.
36:15
>> Speaker A: Have you ever eaten a snack or drank a drink while on
36:18
the toilet?
36:19
>> Speaker B: Maybe when I was younger.
36:22
>> Speaker A: What was the snack or drink of choice?
36:24
I don't know, because Chris Luckman said he
36:27
eats ribs or wings. I can't remember which one, but either way, it's
36:30
bad.
36:30
>> Speaker B: Why would you do that on the toilet?
36:32
>> Speaker A: On the toilet.
36:34
>> Speaker B: Your hands get so messy when you eat.
36:37
>> Speaker A: What? I said. Uh, I have
36:40
gotten so many ridiculous answers to that
36:42
question. People eat in the
36:45
shower.
36:46
>> Speaker B: I think if anything, it was probably.
36:48
>> Speaker A: Like, I have chips in the shower.
36:50
>> Speaker B: How do you eat chips in the shower without them getting wet? Reaches out,
36:53
your hand is wet. If your hand is not wet, you're
36:56
not showering.
36:56
>> Speaker A: Pick it up with Titus.
36:59
Yeah.
37:00
>> Speaker B: Um, I think when I was a kid, it was mostly like I was in
37:03
the process of eating something, and I had to go to the
37:06
bathroom, and so I just, like, shoved it the rest
37:09
of the way in my hand.
37:11
>> Speaker A: No, that doesn't count to me.
37:12
>> Speaker B: Chewing while you're going.
37:14
>> Speaker A: That doesn't count to me because then you're just finishing your bite.
37:17
Yeah, I'm, um, talking like the food
37:19
is in hand or the drink is in hand while you're on the
37:22
toilet or in the shower.
37:25
>> Speaker B: Not that I can think of, no.
37:27
>> Speaker A: Okay.
37:31
I'm not going to say this. Well, I am. I feel like that's
37:34
more of a guy move, of like, I've got to have a snack while
37:37
I do this activity.
37:39
>> Speaker B: It seems like a bachelor kind of thing.
37:41
>> Speaker A: No, because married people do this
37:44
too. I'm positive of it.
37:46
Um, my research has told me married people do this
37:49
too. Um, I've
37:52
already asked you if you've ever been thrown up on, but have you ever thrown up
37:55
on someone?
37:58
>> Speaker B: I threw up on you. Yeah.
38:00
>> Speaker A: On the plane.
38:01
>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. And
38:04
our kids.
38:05
>> Speaker A: This is like, where's the bag?
38:08
The bag is in front of me.
38:12
>> Speaker B: So I have this issue with
38:14
flying planes where I get
38:17
super motion sick.
38:19
>> Speaker A: Stomach does black backflips, black
38:21
flips, but.
38:23
>> Speaker B: Black history Month, it's not when
38:26
the plane is in motion.
38:29
So my stomach starts to get bad as
38:32
soon as they close and pressurize.
38:35
>> Speaker A: The cabin while we're still sitting on the ground.
38:37
>> Speaker B: Still on the ground.
38:38
>> Speaker A: There is not movement.
38:39
>> Speaker B: I've had doctors tell me that they think I have an inner ear problem, which
38:42
would make sense because I now have vertigo.
38:45
>> Speaker A: Perfect. What a great combination.
38:48
>> Speaker B: I know. Flying in Vertigo, I'm freaking
38:50
screwed. Um, so
38:53
I regularly take
38:55
Dramamine.
38:57
>> Speaker A: Yes. Before we fly the dram.
38:59
>> Speaker B: And you take that a half hour before you fly. And
39:01
then I have to have the AC on the
39:04
airplane. Like, full blast, blowing on
39:07
AC.
39:08
>> Speaker A: It's flipping. Trickle of air. It doesn't do anything.
39:11
>> Speaker B: It really doesn't. But enough. It's enough that it helps me be
39:14
cooler.
39:16
>> Speaker A: Open the window.
39:17
>> Speaker B: We're on an airplane, genius.
39:21
And then when they come by with snacks. I always get a
39:24
sprite or a ginger ale.
39:25
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
39:26
>> Speaker B: But this happened to be a bumpier landing
39:29
into Minneapolis, um,
39:32
on our way to Florida a couple
39:35
years ago. And I was
39:37
okay. I was feeling okay. And then it hit me really quickly,
39:40
but it wasn't like the going to throw up
39:43
feeling quite yet, so I thought I was okay.
39:46
>> Speaker A: She wasn't.
39:47
>> Speaker B: I wasn't. It's the only time I've ever
39:50
thrown up on a plane.
39:51
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
39:52
>> Speaker B: And, um, Hunter did get me,
39:55
ah, a yak sack. He did give it
39:58
to me. Ah, yeah. But I had thrown up on myself
40:01
and on him, and I think I got some on Silas.
40:04
>> Speaker A: It was mostly on you.
40:05
>> Speaker B: It was mostly on me because we had to buy me clothes
40:08
in Minneapolis. I looked like you still have
40:11
those. I don't know.
40:13
>> Speaker A: You should look.
40:14
>> Speaker B: I should. There might be in a bin
40:16
somewhere.
40:17
>> Speaker A: They're probably in your sweatspants drawer.
40:19
>> Speaker B: Yeah. I don't know. I'll have to look. I might not. They were really
40:22
chintzy.
40:24
>> Speaker A: That's true.
40:25
>> Speaker B: But I looked like a bum because
40:28
the cheapest clothing to find in an airport is essentially a
40:31
sweatpants.
40:32
>> Speaker A: Yeah. And I'm cheap. I
40:35
was already triggered that we were buying clothes.
40:38
I was like, can't you just wipe it off? And just.
40:40
>> Speaker B: I couldn't. It was, like, saturated and vomit,
40:43
and I was smelly from throw
40:46
up. And we still had to fly 5 hours.
40:48
>> Speaker A: It's an airport.
40:49
>> Speaker B: We were going to fly on a plane for
40:52
5 hours.
40:53
>> Speaker A: Uh, no, but what if you did it again?
40:56
>> Speaker B: I now pack clothes in a carry
40:59
on bag for that.
41:01
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
41:02
>> Speaker B: I learned my lesson.
41:04
>> Speaker A: Right.
41:05
>> Speaker B: You would think I had learned it earlier. Oh, that
41:08
was it. That's why we had to buy the clothes, because,
41:11
like, two or three years before
41:14
that, um,
41:16
silas'diaper leaked on my pants.
41:18
>> Speaker A: That's right.
41:19
>> Speaker B: And I had to put
41:22
on, essentially the shorts that I wore in.
41:25
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
41:26
>> Speaker B: While we flew into, I think we were flying
41:28
into Portland again in December,
41:31
and so it was cold and I was
41:34
wearing shorts.
41:36
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
41:37
>> Speaker B: And I think that there was snow on the ground that,
41:41
so after that, I had packed clothes,
41:44
but something had happened. I don't
41:47
remember.
41:47
>> Speaker A: Our bag.
41:48
>> Speaker B: That's what it was.
41:49
>> Speaker A: We did that, like, plain side bag check.
41:51
>> Speaker B: That's what it was. And then I didn't have my carry on
41:53
bag with clothes in it.
41:55
>> Speaker A: That's how they get you.
41:56
>> Speaker B: And then when I got sick. Yeah.
41:59
>> Speaker A: They got it worked out with the airport to sell some of that,
42:02
like.
42:03
>> Speaker B: And we looked at a couple of stores before we finally just
42:05
got the sweatpants. Yeah.
42:07
>> Speaker A: You know, I shopped around for the lowest price.
42:09
>> Speaker B: We had, like, an hour layover. We'd never, ever
42:12
had an hour layover in Minneapolis. It was the
42:15
only time.
42:16
>> Speaker A: I never pay full price for it.
42:18
>> Speaker B: Because usually we would hit Minneapolis, and then we would
42:21
run across the airport to the
42:23
other plane, the mcallisters, on home alone,
42:27
and we would run.
42:30
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
42:31
>> Speaker B: Kids strapped to us.
42:32
>> Speaker A: Uh, the best year was the year my mom was just
42:34
like, somebody get me one of those little, like, remember the
42:37
go kart guy we beat. Mom would
42:40
never. My mom would never do that on her own. But we're
42:43
like, hey, you, dude with the buggy. And
42:46
he drove my mom, dad. And I think
42:49
silas.
42:50
>> Speaker B: Yeah. And you and I ran, and, um.
42:51
>> Speaker A: You and I ran to the gate.
42:53
>> Speaker B: Because we were pushing, because the stroller went with
42:57
insane. And I was pregnant, I think.
42:59
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
43:00
>> Speaker B: I think I was pregnant with sarah. Uh, that might have also
43:03
been while I threw up on the plane.
43:06
>> Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Because you would have been, like, mega pregnant at that point.
43:08
>> Speaker B: It would have been september.
43:11
>> Speaker A: Oh, yeah. So you still had three, four months.
43:13
>> Speaker B: Yeah, but we
43:16
did. We ran across the airport.
43:18
>> Speaker A: Is the term megapregnant not preferred?
43:21
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Ah, please don't. Perfect.
43:22
>> Speaker A: I'll make sure to use that frequently for women
43:25
when they're pregnant. You are megapregnant.
43:28
>> Speaker B: That would not be a smart move.
43:30
>> Speaker A: What's the worst thing that could happen?
43:32
>> Speaker B: You're going to get hit.
43:33
>> Speaker A: Nah. Ah. Nobody's going to hit anybody.
43:35
>> Speaker B: I think you're wrong.
43:36
>> Speaker A: Um, do you ever look at your poop before you flush
43:39
it?
43:40
>> Speaker B: Not really.
43:43
Uh, I've seen more of our children's poop.
43:45
>> Speaker A: No, but I'm talking about yours.
43:48
>> Speaker B: It depends. Sometimes, because sometimes I have,
43:51
like, um. This is terrible.
43:54
My sister listens to this podcast.
43:57
>> Speaker A: Does she?
43:58
>> Speaker B: Yes.
43:59
>> Speaker A: Good.
44:00
Um, listen,
44:03
I have shared and told and
44:06
detailed so many things that have come out of my
44:09
body. It's going to be okay.
44:12
Um, worst case scenario, if later, you're just like, yeah,
44:15
actually, don't.
44:16
>> Speaker B: It's easy to cut, depending on, like, um.
44:21
>> Speaker A: Is this a lady thing?
44:22
>> Speaker B: No. Okay, so sometimes I
44:25
have these strange,
44:29
stringy, oily poops.
44:32
>> Speaker A: Stringy?
44:33
>> Speaker B: Yeah, they're, like,
44:36
really thin.
44:40
Stringy. That's it.
44:43
I know you're thinking, like, string.
44:45
No, like chunk. Little
44:48
piece. Chunk looks like.
44:55
I can usually tell when I have those ones. Weird,
44:58
because they feel different.
44:59
>> Speaker A: Is it connected?
45:02
What?
45:05
M I'll have to find my Bristol stool chart and
45:08
see if I can show you and you can identify which one.
45:11
Yeah, because that sounded like a classic
45:14
three, four. But I don't know.
45:15
>> Speaker B: I don't know what that means.
45:17
>> Speaker A: It's like, kind of soft. No,
45:20
m. It's hard.
45:21
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
45:22
>> Speaker A: What?
45:23
>> Speaker B: Some of it is. Some of it
45:26
looks like jelly.
45:29
I don't know how.
45:30
>> Speaker A: Maybe it's the no gallbladder thing. I don't know.
45:33
>> Speaker B: I don't know.
45:34
>> Speaker A: I mean, mine's liquid, like every time, just
45:37
about. So it's
45:39
fine. Yours is probably more normal than mine
45:42
is.
45:42
>> Speaker B: Who knows? You can show me the chart and.
45:44
>> Speaker A: I'll tell you if I have to. If I have to fart, I'm m also
45:46
afraid to pee because if I pee and I
45:49
fart a little bit, it might just all
45:52
go and I can't.
45:53
>> Speaker B: These are my group. There's pressure things right here.
45:56
>> Speaker A: Well, here, it ain't going to happen here because here, if it's
45:59
that bad, I'll just spin around real quick. But
46:02
I'm talking about at work where there's a urinal,
46:05
uh, and it's like, you feel the fart. And
46:08
it's like, if I do, I might
46:10
be, uh, running home fast for a change.
46:13
Because I work with teens. There's no way I'm going to have dookie
46:16
pants with round teens. No,
46:19
that's a recipe for failure.
46:22
So this question is marked for the women,
46:25
um, which so far is just you on this show.
46:32
So do women have to change their
46:34
tampon when they poop?
46:38
So, like, when you poop, if you're on your period and you
46:41
poop, do you change the tampon every time
46:43
you poop, do you have to?
46:46
>> Speaker B: I don't think you would have to. I think it would depend. Okay.
46:49
>> Speaker A: Uh, see, I knew this.
46:54
>> Speaker B: Um, I think it would depend
46:56
because of
47:00
before having kids, I would say no,
47:04
but after having the kids, um,
47:07
generally, yes.
47:10
When you're pushing to go poop,
47:13
it'll come out.
47:14
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
47:15
>> Speaker B: And then if it comes out a little bit, you just pull that crap out
47:18
because, um, it feels weird when.
47:20
>> Speaker A: You walk, so you don't have to, but if it starts to come out, it's just
47:23
time to go.
47:23
>> Speaker B: Yes.
47:24
>> Speaker A: It's easier to just change it.
47:26
>> Speaker B: Yes.
47:26
>> Speaker A: Um. Okay. Uh, do you think there's people
47:29
that even if it doesn't come out, they're like, I'm here, I'm just going to
47:32
swap her out here.
47:34
>> Speaker B: Um, that will depend on how long
47:37
they've had it in.
47:38
>> Speaker A: Yeah. How long are you allowed to have it in? Like
47:41
a day, two days?
47:43
>> Speaker B: I don't know if you have a tampon in for two
47:46
days. You don't need one.
47:47
>> Speaker A: Yes, but that's fair.
47:51
I revised my previous.
47:55
>> Speaker B: If you have one in for a full day, you probably just need
47:58
a powder aligner.
47:59
>> Speaker A: Okay. All right. That makes sense,
48:02
I guess. They have the products for that and they've got the
48:05
things going.
48:06
>> Speaker B: Um, it depends on how heavy your flow
48:09
is. And if
48:12
you're at the beginning or the end of your period,
48:16
the flow gets less. And so
48:18
that determines the frequency of changing.
48:22
Uh, you can't use them more sparingly.
48:27
>> Speaker A: You could probably make one last for like, a week or two.
48:30
>> Speaker B: No.
48:31
>> Speaker A: Just like, rinse it out or something.
48:32
>> Speaker B: Not unless you want to have some kind of disease go up in you.
48:35
>> Speaker A: Yeah, I have heard about the
48:37
sepsis.
48:38
>> Speaker B: Yes. You can get it. And you can get, um, toxic shock
48:41
syndrome.
48:42
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Anything that
48:45
is toxic or septic that enters
48:48
from downstairs. It seems like probably
48:50
the dollar to $2 per. I don't even know how much they
48:53
are per thing, but just pay it. It's fine.
48:56
Even if you have to wad up some toilet paper towel
48:59
or something, it's going to be better than nothing. I
49:02
don't know. Can you do that
49:04
newspaper?
49:05
>> Speaker B: Um, I wouldn't use newspaper. Newspaper is not clean.
49:08
>> Speaker A: Well, but, like, if you had clean newspaper.
49:11
>> Speaker B: Newspaper is covered in ink. It's not clean.
49:14
>> Speaker A: That's fair. I don't know if you're in
49:17
an.
49:17
>> Speaker B: Emergency situation and you don't
49:20
have one. I have used toilet
49:22
paper.
49:23
>> Speaker A: There you go.
49:26
>> Speaker B: You roll it a few times, just.
49:28
>> Speaker A: Form it into the shape into a nice little.
49:31
>> Speaker B: And then you quickly, uh, find something
49:34
better.
49:35
>> Speaker A: Right.
49:35
>> Speaker B: Because toilet paper does not cut it.
49:38
>> Speaker A: It's not absorbent enough.
49:40
>> Speaker B: No, it absorbs too
49:43
quickly. Uh, have you ever gotten toilet paper
49:46
wet?
49:46
>> Speaker A: Yes.
49:47
>> Speaker B: It goes away real fast. Right? It does, yeah.
49:50
>> Speaker A: That's the only frustrating part about the bidet.
49:53
>> Speaker B: That's the issue is, uh, if you're
49:56
having,
50:00
um, a weird bundled mess and
50:03
it's just not fun.
50:04
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Um, what's your
50:07
phone app of choice when you're on the toilet?
50:11
And don't tell me that you aren't on your phone while you're on the toilet.
50:14
>> Speaker B: I'm not going to. I wasn't going to. I was thinking.
50:16
>> Speaker A: Well, that's good, because that would be a lie.
50:21
>> Speaker B: Um, it depends.
50:23
>> Speaker A: What does it depend on?
50:25
>> Speaker B: It depends on if I have to pee or
50:28
if I have to poop.
50:29
>> Speaker A: Do you use one for peeing? What do you use when
50:32
you go pee?
50:33
>> Speaker B: TikTok. Really? Yeah.
50:36
>> Speaker A: You know what I found the privilege of women. I just found
50:39
it. I just found it because guys,
50:42
they don't have you on the phone when they're peeing. If you're a guy and you're
50:45
on the phone when you're peeing, you're living a dangerous. You're playing a
50:48
dangerous game.
50:50
>> Speaker B: Uh, so when you go to the bathroom,
50:53
when you poop, it takes you not very long.
50:54
>> Speaker A: Yeah, like, two to five minutes, max.
50:57
>> Speaker B: Mine M is very different than.
50:58
>> Speaker A: Right. Everybody's different.
51:00
>> Speaker B: Um, and so depending
51:02
on what I'm doing,
51:05
um, sometimes I'll put on my korean show.
51:08
>> Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. What was
51:11
that? Friggin korean
51:13
dramas. Rachel got you on these
51:16
korean dramas? They're so good, it's insane.
51:19
>> Speaker B: They're so good.
51:20
>> Speaker A: There's so much good TV, and you're over here watching these
51:22
korean women flirt with these
51:25
pale faced korean boys. I don't understand
51:28
it.
51:29
>> Speaker B: Um, the drama is so good without
51:32
being, like, over the top dramatic.
51:36
>> Speaker A: I don't get it. Um.
51:39
Would you ever talk on the phone while you're on the toilet?
51:42
>> Speaker B: I do. To you.
51:43
>> Speaker A: Okay. But you don't like to.
51:45
>> Speaker B: No, I hate it.
51:45
>> Speaker A: Would you do it to anybody else?
51:46
>> Speaker B: No, absolutely not.
51:47
>> Speaker A: So, like, somebody calls, you just say.
51:49
>> Speaker B: No, if somebody calls and I am at the
51:52
end of going to the bathroom, I will quickly finish,
51:55
wash up, and then try and answer in time. But if I'm
51:58
like, no, I'll just not answer
52:01
the phone.
52:02
>> Speaker A: Huh.
52:03
>> Speaker B: Hm.
52:03
>> Speaker A: What if somebody. You're talking to somebody on the phone, and
52:06
you put together based on the sounds you
52:09
hear that they are on the toilet currently, what do you do?
52:12
>> Speaker B: I don't have that issue.
52:13
>> Speaker A: Have you ever called them out?
52:14
>> Speaker B: No, because I don't have that issue.
52:16
>> Speaker A: Really?
52:16
>> Speaker B: Who do you think I talk to the phone? I talk to my sister and my
52:19
mom. And you,
52:23
you go to the bathroom while I'm on the phone with you, and I
52:25
just ignore it?
52:28
However, my sister and my mother, they go,
52:31
okay, I have to go to the bathroom.
52:33
>> Speaker A: Okay, there you go.
52:34
>> Speaker B: Talk to you later.
52:35
>> Speaker A: I was going to say, how do you know they're not, but if they
52:37
say, I got to go because I got to to go the bathroom, that's pretty good way to know.
52:40
All right, that's fair enough. That's probably good manners.
52:43
>> Speaker B: It is.
52:44
>> Speaker A: So when you wash your hands, do you
52:47
get wet first?
52:50
>> Speaker B: What?
52:50
>> Speaker A: M when you wash your hands, do you get your
52:53
hands wet first?
52:56
>> Speaker B: No, I put soap in my hand.
52:57
>> Speaker A: Soap first.
52:58
>> Speaker B: I turn on the water, put soap in my hand.
53:01
>> Speaker A: But is your hand wet when the soap gets on it?
53:04
>> Speaker B: No.
53:04
>> Speaker A: Okay. Because I was told you're supposed to wet yourself
53:07
first and then put the soap
53:09
on, but then the top of.
53:11
>> Speaker B: Your soap bottle is wet.
53:12
>> Speaker A: Yeah. I don't understand
53:15
it. Um, if you watch our son,
53:18
that is his method.
53:19
>> Speaker B: Wet and then soap.
53:21
>> Speaker A: He wets his hands and then he reaches for the soap.
53:23
>> Speaker B: Maybe I do now. I don't know. Now I'm thinking about it,
53:26
but I don't know.
53:27
>> Speaker A: Hey, pay attention to it the next time you wash your
53:30
hands. Um. Or don't, because you'll be in your
53:33
own head about it.
53:34
>> Speaker B: I don't know.
53:36
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Anyway, there you go.
53:38
Um, what are your thoughts about men
53:41
tracing patterns in the bowl when they pee?
53:45
>> Speaker B: Do guys do that?
53:47
>> Speaker A: Yeah, there's all sorts of games that you can play
53:50
when you're peeing as a guy. Um,
53:53
I'm going to race the toilet bowl flush.
53:56
I'm going to see if I can pee on the
53:59
rim. Not the rim, but like on the edge of the bowl
54:02
inside to make no noise. And it's like the
54:04
silent pee game where it's like, can I aim
54:07
it to where, as my trickle stops,
54:10
it is hitting the part of the bowl all the way to the end to
54:13
where there is no sploosh sound. Um,
54:18
you can try to make patterns in the bowl,
54:21
like sound patterns
54:24
m as it pees
54:27
into the water. Um,
54:29
you just try to make it as disruptive as
54:32
possible as you can.
54:33
>> Speaker B: Into the water that you do.
54:36
>> Speaker A: The disruptive one. Yeah, I do all of these except
54:39
for the race, the flush, because that one is too much
54:42
effort to me and I always have to
54:45
pee way longer than I will ever.
54:48
>> Speaker B: You always lose to the flush.
54:49
>> Speaker A: Well, I'm not coordinated enough to start the flush to where it
54:52
ends at the perfect time. I'm never going to
54:55
get that right.
54:57
>> Speaker B: Um, I don't care.
55:01
>> Speaker A: Okay.
55:02
>> Speaker B: I mean, if you're in the bathroom
55:05
and that's what you want to do to help pass
55:08
time. I don't know.
55:13
>> Speaker A: Do women have something where it's a game they play while
55:16
they pee or poop?
55:19
>> Speaker B: I m don't know. When I was a kid, I used to
55:22
see how if I could stop my pee
55:24
stream and then hold it for like 10
55:27
seconds and then restart it.
55:28
>> Speaker A: I think it's called kangals.
55:32
>> Speaker B: That's the muscle after you have babies.
55:35
>> Speaker A: Kangles?
55:36
>> Speaker B: Yeah. You do Kangal exercises?
55:38
>> Speaker A: Kangal or kegels?
55:39
>> Speaker B: I don't know.
55:40
>> Speaker A: I can't remember.
55:40
>> Speaker B: Me neither. But
55:43
that's the exercise you do after you have babies.
55:49
>> Speaker A: To do what?
55:53
>> Speaker B: To tighten your muscles again.
55:56
>> Speaker A: There you go. Um,
55:58
no, I mean, guys, once it starts the
56:01
pee stream, it's stopping.
56:04
It's not really. I mean, you can, but nobody likes.
56:06
>> Speaker B: You can stop your pee when you're a girl.
56:08
>> Speaker A: I mean, you can as a guy, but you just don't want to
56:11
because it's just generally unpleasant. Like, it burns a little
56:14
bit. It doesn't feel good.
56:16
>> Speaker B: I don't remember if it ever burned, but I used to do that as a kid.
56:19
But, um, I don't do that now.
56:22
Because you're an adult? Because I'm
56:25
an adult.
56:30
>> Speaker A: I wanted to have a visual for this, but
56:32
I don't. So I will give you a
56:35
word. Visual. If
56:38
you walk into a bathroom and there are
56:41
four urinals, okay? And there
56:44
is a gentleman in
56:47
this situation, pretend that you have to use a urinal.
56:50
>> Speaker B: Okay?
56:51
>> Speaker A: And there is.
56:55
Which urinal? Like, let's say somebody's using a urinal and
56:58
he's using the one on the far left.
57:00
>> Speaker B: Okay.
57:00
>> Speaker A: So there's three empty urinals to the right of him.
57:03
>> Speaker B: Farthest one away.
57:04
>> Speaker A: Use the farthest one away. All right. There
57:07
you go. Uh, okay, so
57:10
let's say somebody else is using the third
57:12
in, and so there is one in between the two and one on the far
57:15
right.
57:16
>> Speaker B: I think I would still do the far right because then you're only next to one
57:18
person, not two.
57:22
>> Speaker A: You could create a whole thought
57:25
process.
57:25
>> Speaker B: Girls do that, too.
57:27
>> Speaker A: Do they, though?
57:28
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Uh, so the difference is that we
57:31
have closed stalls. Yeah, but if
57:34
there's somebody in a stall
57:37
right next to you and there's a couple of open ones,
57:39
you go farther away from the person that's
57:42
using the bathroom.
57:44
>> Speaker A: Yeah, but genuinely, if guys pee too close to each
57:46
other and somebody wants to take a peek, you can
57:49
see everything. Like, if you do
57:52
that, you're going to see their wiener.
57:54
>> Speaker B: Well,
58:00
yeah, we don't have that issue because
58:02
we go pee and poop sitting down.
58:05
>> Speaker A: Yeah, well, guys can pee sitting down. It's just,
58:08
it's like they have urinals and they don't.
58:12
>> Speaker B: Anyway, be hard to pee standing up as a girl.
58:15
>> Speaker A: M. Yeah.
58:16
>> Speaker B: I mean, you can do it, but you have to angle just right. Otherwise,
58:19
when you're done peeing, you get your pants.
58:21
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Uh, you could
58:24
sit backwards while you're still sitting. Never mind.
58:27
>> Speaker B: Um, urinals for
58:30
women.
58:30
>> Speaker A: When I'm at the school and I'm at the
58:33
staff urinal, there's also, like a toilet right there.
58:36
Like, there's a divider. But there's a toilet. But if I'm
58:39
peeing and somebody else comes in to pee
58:42
and they go into the
58:45
toilet to pee into the toilet while I pee in the
58:47
urinal, sometimes their pee will hit in
58:50
the bowl and it'll splash out and I'll feel it on my ankle.
58:53
>> Speaker B: Ew.
58:54
>> Speaker A: Uh, it's happened multiple times.
58:56
>> Speaker B: That's disgusting.
58:58
>> Speaker A: I say nothing, and it doesn't really bother me. I don't know why. It
59:01
doesn't matter.
59:02
>> Speaker B: Because you're like bandit from Bluey.
59:05
>> Speaker A: What's that supposed to mean? I could do worse times.
59:08
>> Speaker B: I pee on my foot.
59:09
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
59:10
>> Speaker B: Oh, that's new. No, it's not. Yeah.
59:13
>> Speaker A: You ever wonder why my shoes are the color there?
59:16
>> Speaker B: No, I'm just.
59:20
>> Speaker A: Um. Do you use toilet seat covers,
59:23
those little paper nonsense?
59:25
>> Speaker B: No.
59:25
>> Speaker A: Perfect.
59:26
>> Speaker B: Um, but I won't use a toilet if it looks
59:29
gross.
59:31
>> Speaker A: I just wipe it up.
59:33
>> Speaker B: Sometimes it's not worth wiping.
59:35
>> Speaker A: Okay, I will just wipe it up. You must not have to go that bad.
59:41
Do you ever put the toilet seat down before you
59:44
flush? I'm talking about the part that I'm currently
59:47
sitting on, the solid no hole
59:50
part.
59:51
>> Speaker B: Um, public bathrooms don't usually have those.
59:54
>> Speaker A: No, but when you're at your
59:56
home, I know. You don't hear, but when you go to
59:59
someone's house and you flush the toilet, do you put the toilet seat
1:00:02
top down?
1:00:02
>> Speaker B: If it was down when I got in the bathroom.
1:00:05
>> Speaker A: Hm. All right. Because they say you're supposed to put it down because
1:00:07
it keeps stuff from splashing.
1:00:11
That's the logic. It's there for protection.
1:00:15
>> Speaker B: Interesting.
1:00:16
>> Speaker A: Yeah, it's a thing. Um, and then the last question I
1:00:19
have for now is, uh,
1:00:22
have you ever made a poop nest?
1:00:25
>> Speaker B: What the hell is a poop nest?
1:00:30
Is it like toilet paper so it doesn't make the poop sound?
1:00:33
>> Speaker A: Yeah. So you kind of
1:00:36
make, like, a little bundle and you kind of stick it down there and then you
1:00:39
poop. So that way there's not splash or
1:00:42
sound.
1:00:42
>> Speaker B: No. Here's the thing.
1:00:46
>> Speaker A: Big inhale. Here's the thing.
1:00:48
>> Speaker B: My nose itched, um,
1:00:50
before I had the kids and before
1:00:53
I was even pregnant with silas.
1:00:55
>> Speaker A: Right.
1:00:56
>> Speaker B: Um, I did not poop in front of people in
1:00:59
public bathrooms. I
1:01:02
would wait until there was a flush or I would
1:01:05
wait until I was sure there was nobody in the bathroom.
1:01:07
>> Speaker A: You ever just hit the flush yourself?
1:01:09
>> Speaker B: Yes.
1:01:09
>> Speaker A: To decoy, huh? Yeah.
1:01:11
>> Speaker B: Um, but after you have kids,
1:01:16
let me explain something. Uh, when you're giving birth, there's
1:01:19
like, four people in your
1:01:21
business, in your
1:01:24
very personal business, your very personal business.
1:01:27
And after that, uh, you
1:01:30
just kind of don't care.
1:01:32
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
1:01:33
>> Speaker B: And so now I
1:01:36
don't care. Public bathrooms. Peeing and
1:01:39
pooping in public bathrooms does not bother me.
1:01:42
Like I said, I don't like using bathrooms that are dirty. Like, if
1:01:45
I go into a bathroom and I have to go really
1:01:47
bad, and it's like, gross.
1:01:50
>> Speaker A: Well, yeah, nobody likes it.
1:01:52
>> Speaker B: If it's really bad, I will go
1:01:55
somewhere else.
1:01:56
>> Speaker A: You ever just try to hover? Like, squat and
1:01:59
hover?
1:01:59
>> Speaker B: Sometimes it's not worth that.
1:02:02
>> Speaker A: It's what?
1:02:03
>> Speaker B: Sometimes it's not worth that. Girl bathrooms are disgusting.
1:02:06
>> Speaker A: Yeah, they are. I was a jander. I know. Um, I'm well
1:02:08
aware. Disgusting.
1:02:11
>> Speaker B: Imagine, like, bathrooms while
1:02:13
traveling in a girl's bathroom.
1:02:16
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
1:02:16
>> Speaker B: So it's, like, disgusting.
1:02:20
There's, like, used tampons
1:02:23
on the floor sometimes. I
1:02:26
mean, I walked into a bathroom at one place, and I'm pretty sure we
1:02:29
were on a trip, and I was like, I'm not using that bathroom. We had to go somewhere else
1:02:32
because the entire seat was covered in poop.
1:02:35
>> Speaker A: Oh, yeah, you told me about that.
1:02:36
>> Speaker B: And I was like, ain't no way. Um.
1:02:38
>> Speaker A: Oh, you should have got a picture of it for me.
1:02:40
>> Speaker B: And I made us drive to
1:02:43
a, uh, McDonald's. Yeah, I'm aware
1:02:46
because I wasn't going to use that
1:02:49
bathroom.
1:02:50
>> Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it probably would have been fine.
1:02:52
>> Speaker B: No, it wouldn't have.
1:02:53
>> Speaker A: It probably would have been fine.
1:02:54
>> Speaker B: The entire top of the toilet was covered in poop.
1:02:58
It was dry. It was nasty.
1:03:01
I know I was not going to use it.
1:03:04
>> Speaker A: I have cleaned these things.
1:03:05
>> Speaker B: And, I mean, if you think about it, like, if this seat is that bad, can you
1:03:08
imagine what the floor looked like?
1:03:10
>> Speaker A: Well, I think the seat gets worse because people go to the
1:03:13
bathroom and then it goes before they hit the seat. And it's
1:03:15
just like, I think
1:03:18
this.
1:03:19
>> Speaker B: Person tried to do the hover trick, but
1:03:22
they had explosive diarrhea blasted off.
1:03:24
>> Speaker A: Um, so gross. Hey, there you go.
1:03:27
Um, so that's all I have, um, for
1:03:30
new questions. Do you have any words of wisdom to
1:03:33
leave people with?
1:03:34
>> Speaker B: No, but I did remember a bathroom story.
1:03:36
>> Speaker A: Okay.
1:03:37
>> Speaker B: Um, it's not really a story as much as, like, a
1:03:40
little snippet. Um,
1:03:43
so you're an only child, so you never had this experience.
1:03:47
Um, you don't know that. Okay,
1:03:50
that's fair. You had cousins that are around the same age. Um,
1:03:53
did you ever take a bath with your cousins?
1:03:55
>> Speaker A: Not that I remember, but there's, unfortunately, photo
1:03:58
evidence of me and my two cousins in a bath together.
1:04:01
>> Speaker B: So my mother has a photo
1:04:04
of me and three of my siblings in the
1:04:07
bathtub at the same time.
1:04:08
>> Speaker A: Gee.
1:04:10
>> Speaker B: Um, but I'm talking like
1:04:13
one older sister, one older brother and a
1:04:15
younger brother.
1:04:17
>> Speaker A: What happened to the other older sister? Where was she at?
1:04:19
>> Speaker B: Uh, she had probably already taken.
1:04:21
>> Speaker A: She opted out.
1:04:22
>> Speaker B: She had probably already had hers.
1:04:23
>> Speaker A: She opted out of the group bath.
1:04:25
>> Speaker B: But, uh, she might have been in there. Maybe there was all five of us.
1:04:28
>> Speaker A: Uh, that's too many kids in a bath.
1:04:31
>> Speaker B: Makes bath time quicker. Probably genders.
1:04:34
Yeah, because, I mean, yeah, I
1:04:37
guess.
1:04:37
>> Speaker A: You'Re all brothers and sisters, but that's
1:04:40
not my business. Um, my
1:04:42
cousins, both of them were other. Were boys. And
1:04:45
my parents did it to get us all to get the chickenpox so
1:04:48
we could all get it over with. Um, so they stuck us in the bathtub
1:04:51
together.
1:04:52
>> Speaker B: I mean, they'd put us all in and then,
1:04:54
um. Uh, the memories I have are like, my
1:04:57
grandmother would, um,
1:05:00
she would be like, all right, everybody put their feet up and
1:05:03
then she would, like, scrub all the way down the line.
1:05:05
>> Speaker A: Huh?
1:05:06
>> Speaker B: Undo that group bath when
1:05:09
you have five kids under five.
1:05:10
>> Speaker A: I can't wait to ask Jude if he ever took a group bath with.
1:05:13
>> Speaker B: Five kids under five. Man.
1:05:14
>> Speaker A: Yeah, it was an ambitious
1:05:17
move, for sure. It's a lot of kids very
1:05:20
quickly. Um, yes.
1:05:24
>> Speaker B: I always had a friend to play with.
1:05:26
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
1:05:27
>> Speaker B: Also was very like.
1:05:29
I always got injured easily.
1:05:32
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
1:05:33
>> Speaker B: But I mean,
1:05:37
first time I shaved my legs was terrible. Ah.
1:05:41
>> Speaker A: What made it terrible?
1:05:42
>> Speaker B: Um, so if you don't
1:05:45
shave properly, against the
1:05:48
grain, uh, uh,
1:05:51
you get this terrible thing called razor burn. Yes.
1:05:54
Right? So I turned 13
1:05:57
and I was like, I am going
1:06:00
to shave. And,
1:06:03
um,
1:06:06
we didn't have fancy razors. We got
1:06:09
like, multi pack, cheap bic,
1:06:13
essentially pink, uh, bic razors.
1:06:16
They suck. Um, no offense,
1:06:19
mom, but they're not good.
1:06:22
>> Speaker A: How, uh, much she uses still, I have no idea.
1:06:25
>> Speaker B: That's what we all used because we would buy it and then everybody would get a different
1:06:28
color. And they weren't bick. Um, I don't
1:06:31
remember. But they have like, a thicker handle, but they were still
1:06:34
not, like, expensive. Yeah, we
1:06:37
bought multipack because we all used it.
1:06:39
>> Speaker A: Right. Do you share the razors?
1:06:41
>> Speaker B: No, everybody got their own razors. That's why we got the color.
1:06:44
>> Speaker A: Have your own bar of soap.
1:06:46
>> Speaker B: But when I shaved, I didn't realize
1:06:49
that you needed to have like,
1:06:52
soap.
1:06:53
>> Speaker A: And water and shaving cream.
1:06:55
>> Speaker B: Perhaps we didn't use shaving cream. We used soap to
1:06:57
shave. I didn't start using shaving cream
1:07:00
until college when I bought my own. Yeah.
1:07:03
>> Speaker A: All right.
1:07:04
>> Speaker B: Um, we just used bar soap and.
1:07:06
>> Speaker A: You all use the same bar of soap.
1:07:08
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Anyway, um, so I
1:07:11
got a terrible case of razor
1:07:14
burn, like from ankle to
1:07:17
hip.
1:07:19
Like just an atrocious amount
1:07:22
of razor burn. Like the kind where if
1:07:25
water just barely touches, you're in agony.
1:07:28
>> Speaker A: Well, and it was probably cold where you live too. That didn't help.
1:07:31
>> Speaker B: Well, it was in the summertime, so it wasn't bad. Um, but then that
1:07:34
weekend, my dad decided we were all going to go on a hike.
1:07:37
>> Speaker A: Oh, gosh.
1:07:38
>> Speaker B: So all of us are wearing shorts. We're
1:07:41
hiking in the summertime and we cross this
1:07:43
creek. And I'm on the one side of the creek and
1:07:46
everybody crosses the creek
1:07:49
and they're like, come on, we had to go. And
1:07:52
I was like, no,
1:07:56
I won't step foot in the creek.
1:07:59
Because, I mean, they were going like knee deep in this creek.
1:08:01
Cross it. And I
1:08:04
refused. I was like,
1:08:06
if you want me, I'll stand here and I will wait for you all
1:08:09
to finish the hike and come back.
1:08:11
>> Speaker A: I will fend off the bears before.
1:08:13
>> Speaker B: I cross the street, but I will not step foot in
1:08:16
it. And my dad ended up coming back across the creek
1:08:19
and carrying me across because my
1:08:22
razor burn was so bad that I would
1:08:24
not stem in a Greek.
1:08:26
>> Speaker A: Oh my gosh, that's crazy.
1:08:29
>> Speaker B: Mhm. Yeah, that's one of my.
1:08:32
>> Speaker A: So maybe your word of wisdom is figure out how to shave
1:08:35
before you start doing it.
1:08:36
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
1:08:37
>> Speaker A: Make sure you shave.
1:08:38
>> Speaker B: You have like an older sister or a mom.
1:08:41
>> Speaker A: Just like, get help.
1:08:43
>> Speaker B: Don't do it yourself. Get help shaving
1:08:46
because Razorburn sucks.
1:08:49
>> Speaker A: Yes, it sure does.
1:08:50
>> Speaker B: And, uh, when it's all
1:08:53
over your legs. Yeah, nothing helps it. Lotion
1:08:56
stings.
1:08:56
>> Speaker A: Yeah. I'm glad I don't have that to deal
1:08:59
with. You just kind of let it
1:09:02
be a hair factory and it's fine.
1:09:04
>> Speaker B: Some girls do that.
1:09:05
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Here's the thing, and that's their
1:09:08
business. But I can tell you,
1:09:12
listen, I'm sure there's some guy out there that's like, well, that's not
1:09:15
me. But I can tell you right now, I m would
1:09:18
say 80% of guys,
1:09:22
it's not a drawing card. It's not one of those things
1:09:25
where it's like, m I'm liking
1:09:28
what I'm seeing. It's like.
1:09:32
And there's a difference between like, oh, you can tell it's a
1:09:34
little prickly because they do shave their legs, and they just need
1:09:37
to. There's a difference between that and it looking
1:09:40
like what guy's leg hair looks
1:09:43
like, what in the
1:09:46
world is going on?
1:09:47
>> Speaker B: Like, long enough to braid or just like that.
1:09:49
>> Speaker A: You can move it with your hand without touching
1:09:52
the skin. You know what I'm saying? M. It's like, ooh, I don't
1:09:55
know about this. This is not it.
1:09:58
Shave your legs or don't, but just know that
1:10:03
maybe that person's like, you know what? I actually like
1:10:06
it. And good for him, but he's weird.
1:10:09
Uh, well, anyway, get
1:10:12
help shaving. Um, it's good
1:10:14
advice. I'm going to do the end here, where I
1:10:17
shamefully do the dogs pooping in the backyard
1:10:20
moment, where I do the end credits and everyone sits there
1:10:23
like, all right, he's still doing the end credits, but you got to
1:10:26
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>> Speaker B: I'm Instagram at,
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uh, baking counts as
1:11:06
cardio.
1:11:07
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
1:11:08
>> Speaker B: Um, where I post pictures when I have a
1:11:11
chance of things that my friend and I have baked or
1:11:14
that I have baked.
1:11:15
>> Speaker A: Yeah, it's a real Instagram account,
1:11:18
and you know that it's legit because
1:11:21
she's a mom who bakes, and so she doesn't
1:11:24
have 4000 hours to stage the nonsense.
1:11:27
It's just we're doing real good stuff. That's
1:11:30
tasty.
1:11:31
>> Speaker B: Um, none of it is staged.
1:11:33
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Uh, and if you're one of those Instagram people
1:11:36
that has time to stage all your nonsense, get a
1:11:39
real job. Um, so, yeah,
1:11:42
you follow me. I'm at Alice seven. It's mostly
1:11:45
me sticking stuff in my mouth. Um,
1:11:49
that was not good. It is. It's me eating
1:11:51
food. It's 95% of m. Me sticking some sort
1:11:54
of candy or soda in my throat or
1:11:57
cereal.
1:11:58
>> Speaker B: Okay, but the way that you said that was not good.
1:12:00
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1:12:06
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McLeod for the use of his music in the intro and
1:12:11
outro. Thanks, Kevin. This has been another
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episode of Privy. Thanks so much for joining us again. Thank you
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for being here. Don't forget to
1:12:20
wash your butthole. And as always,
1:12:23
don't forget to flush.
1:12:30
>> Speaker B: Again.
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>> Speaker A: Close.