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DLHS Hour 4 | Five most ridiculous lawsuits · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is out of the deal.
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  Speaker 2: You can show you twenty twenty five, could be twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty six edition. In case you're going to be in
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  Speaker 2: Virginia Beach, Virginia. I'm gonna be there this Friday and
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  Speaker 2: Saturday to Friday and to Saturday. So come check me
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  Speaker 2: out if you take a notion. Oh no, shit, you
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  Speaker 2: what is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 3: Who is this happening? I miss things like that, you know,
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  Speaker 3: Jack and Jackson Wall. Yeah, I missed that. People on
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  Speaker 3: watch cartoons like I did see. I'm trying to remember
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  Speaker 3: what school it might be. Schools in California are bringing
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  Speaker 3: back a penmanship n how to write in cursive, bringing
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  Speaker 3: it back.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: They just said it's necessary.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna bring back Vinyl records, stew with it. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: they're gonna bring back this whole moves to maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when is the last time you wrote anything? I
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  Speaker 2: write all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't. I do.
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  Speaker 3: I read seven books, But I'm saying I can't. I'm
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  Speaker 3: talking about like actually with a pen in my hand.
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  Speaker 3: I get like typing, but I like the idea of writing.
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  Speaker 2: It's nice, just throwback though, it's fun, like having a
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  Speaker 2: rotary phone in your house, and I have excellent penmanship,
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  Speaker 2: so nobody's.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna read it. Who what do you write?
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  Speaker 3: I send handwritten thank you cards in the mail.
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  Speaker 2: That's stupid. It's they already make them already, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And I have I have thank you cards with my
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  Speaker 2: name already written on them, and I just.
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  Speaker 1: Send them out.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's called zail.
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  Speaker 1: Cards with thank you and heartfeld thank you with already signed.
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  Speaker 3: I just think a handwritten it's just the gesture. I
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  Speaker 3: love it.
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  Speaker 2: Before you take somebody court Jazz and give us five
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  Speaker 2: of the most hilarious and ridiculous lawsuits, and I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: they were all fouled by the Trump administration by l
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  Speaker 2: O by l O l Watt dot com. Number five
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  Speaker 2: Benjamin Correthers. He loved Red Bull uh and.
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  Speaker 3: Sued them for false advertising because he never got his
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  Speaker 3: wings him with the wingstock.
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  Speaker 4: That's why they spelled. If you have they spell wings
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  Speaker 4: differently now, like it's I got two eyes or something.
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  Speaker 1: Store. They actually won that lawsuit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he did.
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  Speaker 1: He did you know how much?
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  Speaker 3: You bet they paid?
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  Speaker 1: How much?
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  Speaker 3: Thirteen million dollars?
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  Speaker 1: Yikes.
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  Speaker 3: Number four at the top five most hilarious and ridiculous lawsuits.
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  Speaker 3: Kathy McCowan. Uh, she actually won a competition. I've heard
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  Speaker 3: this a thousand times in so many different ways. Radio
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  Speaker 3: station was doing what you know, skip giving away a car,
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  Speaker 3: only to find out she got a toy car.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she ended up getting a real one. Huh.
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  Speaker 3: She got twenty eight thousand dollars so you could buy
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  Speaker 3: a real one.
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  Speaker 1: She well, I don't know what she better get an
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  Speaker 1: uber pass twenty eight.
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  Speaker 3: I was back in the day. They do this anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Number three at the top by most hilarious lawsuits. Daniel
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  Speaker 3: Dukes back at nineteen ninety nine. He was found in
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  Speaker 3: a whale tank at a SeaWorld in Orlando. Dukes, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: Daniel do somehow. I don't know how, but he avoided security,
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  Speaker 3: waited till the park closed down, and jumped in there.
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  Speaker 3: That did make and he said, swimming around with the whale,
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  Speaker 3: well you know he did. But his parents sued the park,
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  Speaker 3: saying that they did not provide the public with enough
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  Speaker 3: warning signs about that killer.
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  Speaker 1: His name is killer.
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  Speaker 3: Well my other thing, by the way, is if you
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  Speaker 3: have to wait until the park closes, you know you're
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  Speaker 3: doing something.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you that's thinning the herd. Let me say
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  Speaker 2: something you don't. There is a reason that all the
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  Speaker 2: names they could have chose. They could have chose black.
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  Speaker 1: And white well to keep Domino well.
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  Speaker 3: Could have chose banana.
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  Speaker 2: Swinging well anything they said, killer Well, no, miss me,
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  Speaker 2: I believe you.
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  Speaker 1: I believe you well.
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  Speaker 3: Number two of the top five most hilarious and ridiculous lawsuits.
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  Speaker 3: Carl Walton Uh. She wanted to avoid paying the entrance
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  Speaker 3: fee of the nightclub, so she used the bathroom window
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  Speaker 3: to get in. But while she tried to climb through
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  Speaker 3: the bathroom window, she fell down and knocked out her
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  Speaker 3: two front teeth, and she said she fought a law.
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  Speaker 3: Students said that the nightclub was responsible for those damages.
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  Speaker 1: All I want for Christmas?
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  Speaker 3: She got twelve thousand dollars and all of her dental
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  Speaker 3: expenses covered.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Number one of the top five most hilarious every ridiculous lawsuits.
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  Speaker 3: Peter Willis, thirty six years old, decided to divorce his wife. However,
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  Speaker 3: he didn't want to pay her any compensation, so he
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  Speaker 3: tried to sue her for sperm theft.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean.
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  Speaker 3: He said that she did? Where is it.
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 3: We could just move on right now, that's what I suggest.
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  Speaker 2: I hope you're jumping there with a killer whales, is
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  Speaker 2: what I hope. Yes, that will do it for us,
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  Speaker 2: lady and Jim. And that's all we have. If you're
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  Speaker 2: going to be in the Virginia Beach area, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to be at the Virginia Beach funny well on this
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  Speaker 2: Friday and Saturday to Friday and two Saturdaysia, Virginia, Virginia.
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  Speaker 2: Virginia's for lovers, is it, yes, Well that's the model
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  Speaker 2: and Virginia also. Remember that was when that girl was
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  Speaker 2: running but win some earl seers, the one that looked
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  Speaker 2: like James Brown.
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  Speaker 3: I remember.
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  Speaker 4: After he sung it was a Man's World after when
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  Speaker 4: he was sweat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we can't.
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  Speaker 2: You know that she could have been she she would
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  Speaker 2: have been the very first black governor executor of a state. Really,
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  Speaker 2: she would have been the black female, the very first
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  Speaker 2: black female governor of state. It's never happened, and it
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  Speaker 2: couldn't have been her. You can't go in there and
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  Speaker 2: look like you gotta blow out.
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  Speaker 3: No, you can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: We can't have Tracy Chapman here now to do that.
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  Speaker 3: You can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: What is the first of your official in office.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna bump your nges. That's what I do, all right,
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  Speaker 2: So jas samas, what'd you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to the king, King Charles? Did you see?
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  Speaker 3: She reminded, listen, even the king is.
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  Speaker 1: Subject to the law, and I should know because I
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  Speaker 1: am one.
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  Speaker 3: I am a king. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You see Donald Trump jump in front of the people
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  Speaker 1: and started breaking off.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god, but what else would you expect
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  Speaker 3: from him?
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  Speaker 1: Man? He is such in it. I can't wait till
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  Speaker 1: this is all over.
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm just I'm not shocked at all in his
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  Speaker 3: wife's sweat Alana sweat, skip my man, cheating on you
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  Speaker 3: learn today?
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  Speaker 1: Baby boy?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 4: While we're on that subject, did you see the subject
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  Speaker 4: exactly where we that one?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Did you see that?
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  Speaker 4: We always talking about Trump trying to be a king
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  Speaker 4: and the White House posted a picture of him and
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  Speaker 4: King Charles and it said two kings and the White
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  Speaker 4: House put that out there.
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  Speaker 1: Come okay, stop, but we know that's not how it goes.
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  Speaker 2: He gonna be on the passport and nobody didn't nobody
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  Speaker 2: with him on his path horor travel.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see where California's Governor Gavin new some tro
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  Speaker 3: did the same thing on the driver's license.
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  Speaker 1: I like, yeah, me too, me too.
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  Speaker 2: All right, coming up on the next day, he can
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  Speaker 2: be showy hu ak especially Okay, wait and you know
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  Speaker 2: what just decided know you know tall Rico's ahead of
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  Speaker 2: all everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, really, come on to It's not gonna happen.
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  Speaker 3: But I did see he earned or raised more money
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  Speaker 3: than anybody.
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  Speaker 2: He's not gonna You know what, I don't think so
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  Speaker 2: I can't. Well, here's here's what's happening. If they don't
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  Speaker 2: get this thing together, this war. If things keep going
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  Speaker 2: like this, all bets off. If they lose Texans, if
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  Speaker 2: they lose Texas, it don't matter.
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  Speaker 1: What they're doing, no matter, it won't matter at all,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter anywhere else.
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  Speaker 2: On the Next Deal Hugly Show, Kyle Hugrey aka especially
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  Speaker 2: See you on the other side.