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310: My Rule of Thumb with Bill Lawrence · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've never missed three people more in
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  Speaker 1: my life. In fact, I never missed how many hundreds
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  Speaker 1: of thousands are listening so much. I really missed you all.
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  Speaker 1: We don't call you, don't right, We don't want to
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  Speaker 1: save it for the podcast. I can't be calling you
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  Speaker 1: and wasting gems. By the way, I want to start
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  Speaker 1: off right off the bat by saying, Joelle, I think
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  Speaker 1: you need to be a fucking podcast star because I
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  Speaker 1: listened to your intro to the thing you cut together
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  Speaker 1: for the fans because we couldn't be on, and you
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  Speaker 1: are just so charming. And I mean I know this
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  Speaker 1: from being on the show with you, but I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: when you were alone, you were so charming and charismatic
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  Speaker 1: and your voice was so soothing and Will Pearson our overlord,
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  Speaker 1: and eeheart, I know you're listening. You gotta fucking give
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  Speaker 1: Joelle our own show, even if it's with Donald or not.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, you're you're a great on air talent. Joel.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. It It was my pleasure.
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  Speaker 1: I like getting to talk to the fans exactly. It
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  Speaker 1: was fun. Right, Donald, do you want to chime in?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't listen to the show. This motherfucker. It's the
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  Speaker 1: most classic Donald sentence I've ever heard of my life.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm glad you kept it real because you
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  Speaker 1: might have fucking lied. I'm gonna be honest with you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I never listened to the show other than when we
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  Speaker 1: do our I don't either. I don't. I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't after we've done listening to it back before we
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  Speaker 1: put it out. I don't listen to it when it
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  Speaker 1: goes live. But you might have listened. You can literally
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  Speaker 1: take four minutes and listen to Joel's intro, which is beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: None of y'all motherfucker's got kids, yo, that'sh it's hard
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  Speaker 1: to do. Oh god, you know what. Kids is the
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  Speaker 1: ultimate excuse. It's so bullshit when you have kids, and
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  Speaker 1: I know, and I know it's hard, but you always
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  Speaker 1: use kids. You always use kids. It's the go to.
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  Speaker 1: But it's put in front of fucking bubble guppies and
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  Speaker 1: listen to Joel and then my and then my kid's
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  Speaker 1: brains are fucking bubble guppied out. No, they can fucking
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  Speaker 1: bubble guppy for five minutes while you fucking respect Joel queen, queen,
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  Speaker 1: the fucking queen. Sorry, I'm the one who made you
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  Speaker 1: on latch. I'm the one who made you on latch
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  Speaker 1: this time. I'm sorry, leg parents. I just wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to. I just wanted to be out
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  Speaker 1: there with y'all. That was Zach Braft who made you
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  Speaker 1: on latch today. I'm sorry. Now, I'll soothe it, get
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  Speaker 1: it back, get him, get him back on there. It
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  Speaker 1: is there. Oh my god, it's the nastiest way to
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  Speaker 1: get a kid. Why because okay, there it is there.
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  Speaker 1: It is the milk flow, yes, yes, let it in
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  Speaker 1: its Oh man, I missed you, guys. I missed everyone.
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  Speaker 1: I missed all your listeners. I missed everybody. So much
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  Speaker 1: has happened, so much has happened. I don't even order
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  Speaker 1: to begin the I see you. Beds are filling up,
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  Speaker 1: if that's the clearest way for me to tell it
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  Speaker 1: to you. If you live in certain counties in this country,
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  Speaker 1: there are just no ICU beds left, so if you
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  Speaker 1: have a stroke, there's nowhere for them to put you.
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  Speaker 1: I read an article where someplace in leave it as
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  Speaker 1: Arizona could be wrong about that. They're just they're starting
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  Speaker 1: to treat people in the fucking waiting room. Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 1: just no you know, there's no more. This is what
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  Speaker 1: happens when the message that's sent out is a you know,
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  Speaker 1: convoluted message, right, is that the right word? Where it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of all over the place, and you know, wear
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  Speaker 1: a mask, don't wear a mask. It doesn't matter if
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  Speaker 1: you wear a mask. This is what happens. This is
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  Speaker 1: what happens when you have poor leadership, and I know, people,
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  Speaker 1: it's also what happens. This is the first we've reached
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  Speaker 1: an era. As we all know, I'm not stealing anything groundbreaking,
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  Speaker 1: but where where we have two different sets of facts.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there is obviously a set effects, but people
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  Speaker 1: are are are digesting a completely different facts set and
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  Speaker 1: you can't really it's pretty I mean, Dan Joy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's facts, there's you can't really maintain a democracy like
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  Speaker 1: that if you don't agree on facts. Well, there's facts
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  Speaker 1: and then there's made up facts. There's facts and then
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  Speaker 1: there's made up facts. And the made up facts are
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  Speaker 1: now being considered just as factual as reg as real facts.
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  Speaker 1: And that's new, and that's new, and I'm sure that
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  Speaker 1: mister Trump will go and start a network Trump network,
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  Speaker 1: as everyone seems to think he will, and I don't.
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  Speaker 1: None of this is going away. I mean, he's just
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  Speaker 1: gonna He's gonna he's getting people that voted for him.
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  Speaker 1: Now he's gonna be Rupert Murdoch. He's going to be
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  Speaker 1: his own Roupert Mark. So anyway, good for listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: It's all about making money for the guy anyway, and
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  Speaker 1: for all of his followers and all of his constituents
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  Speaker 1: and all of these people who are falling in line.
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  Speaker 1: You know, hey, I get it. You have a leader
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  Speaker 1: that you want to follow, and you feel like he's
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  Speaker 1: going to take you to the promised Land. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something right now, at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the day, who do you think he cares about more
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  Speaker 1: you or himself. Let's just be honest. He's playing golf
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  Speaker 1: every day. I mean, I mean, I know people are dying.
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  Speaker 1: I put this on Twitter. I was like saying, like, thinking,
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  Speaker 1: everyone in your life, even the most selfish person you know,
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  Speaker 1: even the most narcissistic, fucked up person you know, can
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  Speaker 1: you think in anyone you know or even tangentially know
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  Speaker 1: that if they were president and two thousand people were
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  Speaker 1: dying a day of a pandemic, would go play golf. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's still hard to believe, like we saw it happened,
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  Speaker 1: and it's still impossible to believe that someone could have
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  Speaker 1: still a little care for so many lives being lost,
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  Speaker 1: and like you can easily, it's still baffling to me.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many testimony. You guys have very eloquently stated
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  Speaker 1: the testimonials about what it was like watching somebody go
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  Speaker 1: through this. I read about a woman in Georgia whose
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  Speaker 1: father and aunt died of COVID days apart, and like
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  Speaker 1: what her struggle was, or just like how do we
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  Speaker 1: honor their wishes? And but also we keep this personal.
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  Speaker 1: It's just awful, like it's the evidence is everywhere, And
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  Speaker 1: then to hear the doctors specifically coming back to discuss
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  Speaker 1: like it's awful to see patients who were like I
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  Speaker 1: didn't think it was real, gasping for their last breath,
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  Speaker 1: like not, no, not even I didn't think it was real,
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  Speaker 1: for the gasping for their last breaths, and still not believing,
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  Speaker 1: still calling it, still insisting it's a hoax. This is
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  Speaker 1: this is bad, bad messaging, this is bad leadership, And
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  Speaker 1: at the end of his run. It just seems like
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  Speaker 1: he's like, because I lost fuck it all, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. Uh, and that's unfortunate, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. It seemed to be like, I mean, the
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  Speaker 1: attitude of playing golf seems to me like I'm out
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  Speaker 1: of ideas. Will wait for the vaccine. The problem is
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  Speaker 1: is that that vaccine making a difference and being so
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  Speaker 1: everywhere for everyone isn't going to be until the end
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  Speaker 1: of next year. Yeah, but that doesn't that doesn't mean
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  Speaker 1: people can't get it. There'll be a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: who can get it. This will be distributed really fast.
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  Speaker 1: Sah Welllon Joel, correct me if I'm wrong. But what
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  Speaker 1: I've read is, of course frontline workers and seniors and
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  Speaker 1: people more susceptible first, But the average Joe who's not
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  Speaker 1: in that in those categories, what are they talking Summer
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  Speaker 1: danial something like that. Yeah, there's there's tears that you
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  Speaker 1: can check out of when I was to be getting
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  Speaker 1: their releases and stuff. But I agree, But but a
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  Speaker 1: healthy male in his forties is probably summer. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: probably a few months away most definitely. I less you
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  Speaker 1: got that money. Unless you got that money, I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna say, I mean, unfortunately, money always talks. But also
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  Speaker 1: I think the bigger problem is going to be getting
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  Speaker 1: people to take it at all. Is going to be
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  Speaker 1: the people. You know, there are people who don't believe
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  Speaker 1: it's real and will therefore not take the vaccine. Don't
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  Speaker 1: necessarily approve everything, Like some of the ship that should
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  Speaker 1: be approved, the FDA doesn't necessarily approve. Not that means
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  Speaker 1: it shouldn't have been approved, right, but well, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I think marijuana should be approved by the FDA so
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  Speaker 1: that we are wait for what though for what for nausea,
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  Speaker 1: for insomnia, for pain relief, If we're going there, I
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  Speaker 1: think that's the mental health because the thing is, if
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  Speaker 1: we're just talking about smoking weed, and to borrow a
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  Speaker 1: line from a favorite documentaries, the crude combustion of a
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  Speaker 1: plant substance inhaled into our lungs, Like, if that's what
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about, then no where are they going to
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  Speaker 1: approve that, because that's bad for you on the surface,
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  Speaker 1: inhaling smoke. But so but so are all of these
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  Speaker 1: other things. But by the way, I'm sorry to break
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  Speaker 1: it to you and the people I know who smoke
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot more weed than I do. The FDA.
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna like what the FDA SAIDs. They're probably
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  Speaker 1: gonna come out and say, by the way, it does
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  Speaker 1: affect memory laws, by the way, and it doesn't suck
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  Speaker 1: up your lungs and it and it can't cause cancer,
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  Speaker 1: no doubt. But hold on, But so do all of
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  Speaker 1: these other pills. So does oxycotton. All of these things
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  Speaker 1: are freaking major fucking drug problems in America right now.
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  Speaker 1: We can't sit here and tell me that because I
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  Speaker 1: smoke weed and I go, I'm gonna I might Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, there's a possibility that I and it's it's
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  Speaker 1: a real possibility. There's a possibility I could get cancer.
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  Speaker 1: There's a possibility that I could lose my memory. But
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  Speaker 1: there's a possibility when you take all of these other
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  Speaker 1: drugs that you can do so many other things as well.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand how that's okay. These I just think
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  Speaker 1: that these are kind of we're moving into slightly different
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  Speaker 1: conversations here. We're talking about addiction and the opioid crisis
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  Speaker 1: in America and I think and across the world for
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  Speaker 1: that matter. Like, I think that's a slightly different conversation
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  Speaker 1: than the effectiveness and the efficacy of like the FDA
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  Speaker 1: and vaccines and stuff like that. Like you know, you
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  Speaker 1: know why Donald changed the subject because he smokes too
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  Speaker 1: much pot. Hey talking to quite a huge pot smoker
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  Speaker 1: over here. And I would love nothing more than for
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  Speaker 1: cannabis to be legalized recreationally across the country on a
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  Speaker 1: federal level, to get to expunge all of the records
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  Speaker 1: of these petty criminal drug charges that have kept people
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  Speaker 1: in jail for years and years and years. But it
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  Speaker 1: would take No, it wouldn't because it wouldn't know it's
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  Speaker 1: just on recreations, just recreational cannabis, and then it's just expunge. Okay, yes, exactly,
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  Speaker 1: a federal law needs to pass, and that's something on
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  Speaker 1: Joe Biden's thing. But like if we're just talking about
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  Speaker 1: like dangerous or something like that, like alcohol kills more people,
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  Speaker 1: the marijuana hasn't killed anybody like that, you can't you
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  Speaker 1: can't say you gotta be no doubt, you gotta be
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  Speaker 1: clear about it when you say that shit. So okay,
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  Speaker 1: So marijuana spokes of THHC has never killed it, But
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't mean somebody smoking marijuana didn't have their senses
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  Speaker 1: about them and stepped outside and got home. That's different.
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  Speaker 1: They got hit by a car. The car killed them. Well, well,
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  Speaker 1: well they're not being able to process what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: Also to put stepped into Okay, well then then anger
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  Speaker 1: is a drug, just like marijuana, because people who are angry, Sugar,
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  Speaker 1: I mean like this is a slippery slope. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna sus. Marijuana has not killed a single person. All right,
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  Speaker 1: everybody comes. Ever, we're so passionate because we haven't seen
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  Speaker 1: each other that we have so much to say. I know,
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  Speaker 1: it's great, and I want to let the audience in
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  Speaker 1: a little surprise that in fifteen minutes the Bill Lawrence
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna join us for the rest of the episode.
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  Speaker 1: He had to come and join late, but he was
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  Speaker 1: he missed us as well and wanted to join. And
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: I said, yes, yes, Bill excited. Donald, I'm very excited.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: Did you watch Ted last night? I told you watched
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Ted last song? Dude, you turn me to watch Ted
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  Speaker 1: Lasso at like ten pm last night? I told you
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  Speaker 1: should start it out of respect for our friends. How
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  Speaker 1: to fuck? Am? I listen? Man? Okay, big Donald, I'm
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: sorry you haven't seen Ted Lasso. No, no, I've watched
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  Speaker 1: it three times. It's so good, very little television. I'm
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: gonna watch the season finale. I promise you, I'm gonna say,
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: oh God, oh my god, he's gonna do the fucking asshole.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna watcher. I'm gonna talk about serious final I'm really,
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  Speaker 1: I'm furious, Like I gotta tell you, I'm gonna talk
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  Speaker 1: about this when Bill comes on. So I'll wait, but
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  Speaker 1: I just gonna say real quickly, and I'll and we'll
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  Speaker 1: go back to other ship. But because I want to
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  Speaker 1: save it for Bill. But I cried my eyes out
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: at that finale. It's so heart warm me. It's so
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  Speaker 1: good you guys. Episode two. I agree everyone. I agree
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  Speaker 1: Episode two is the best because I directed it. But
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  Speaker 1: other ones are good too. But the last thing I
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: want to say about, oh I broke my toe, I
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  Speaker 1: should probably announce my motorcycle. I had a bit of
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: a had a motorcycle accident. Motorcycle accident, well, I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: going fast at all. But a woman in a family,
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: or at least a husband and wife and a child,
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: well I'm not gonna blame them. A driver took a
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  Speaker 1: giant corner in the Hollywood Hills. She took it with
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  Speaker 1: just basically in what would be my lane. If I
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  Speaker 1: was a car, it would have been a head on collision.
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  Speaker 1: She just was coming around a blind corner on what
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  Speaker 1: was her what was her left side and my right side.
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  Speaker 1: Fortunately I wasn't in a car because it would have
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  Speaker 1: been a head on. I was in a motorcycle, so
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  Speaker 1: I could skid off to the right. I was, we
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  Speaker 1: weren't going fast, I was only five miles an hour,
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  Speaker 1: but I but in skidding off to the right, lost
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  Speaker 1: my balance, jumped, had to jump off to the right,
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  Speaker 1: and the entire bike fell on my right foot. I
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  Speaker 1: and this woman's like, sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't cry,
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: but fuck it hurt and it really got huge. And
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  Speaker 1: then I went to the orthopedes who said, the the
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  Speaker 1: middle bone of my big toe is. He said, I'm
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: not going to even tell you the medical word for it,
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  Speaker 1: but it means smashed. So I got it. There's not
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  Speaker 1: much you can do for a broken toe except where
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  Speaker 1: this thing. I have this thing. It looks like, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I put on my Instagram. I was like, these new
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: yeasis are fire, but that sucks. I have to ice
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: it and and do that ship. But by the way,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: I want to just say. The last thing about the
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  Speaker 1: drug conversation is they tried to give me not oxy
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  Speaker 1: but something like it. And I was like, I was like, no,
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: I'll take talent on and he's like, oh, I'll write
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  Speaker 1: you the script, and you know, I was like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want it. I don't even want it my house.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm telling you people who are listening, I'm advised
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  Speaker 1: he was a fake doctor. Unless you are in fucking real,
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: holy shit pain, do not take these drugs they are
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  Speaker 1: giving to you. They are fucking addictive and once you're on,
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  Speaker 1: you're stuck. You're done. So a fucking advil and ice
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: and actually adult is wrong for this, he said. He
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  Speaker 1: said extra strength talent all and will help it better.
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  Speaker 1: And we if you're a pot smoker, but do not
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  Speaker 1: unless you are in oh my god, I cannot survive pain.
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  Speaker 1: Do not fucking take these drugs. They are addictive and
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: they will fuck you up. Read a book called Dope Sick.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Michael Kidd is making a movie What does adderall do?
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Adderalls for attention deficit disorders. That's when you why is
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: everybody taking ad Because if you don't have add. It
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: does the opposite, and it's like speed. So if you
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: have ADD, it helps you focus. If you don't have ADD,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: it's like cocaine, it makes you fucking like a right,
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  Speaker 1: let me get this straight. So all of these people
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: that are doing adderall are pretty much doing cocaine. Yeah, speed, right, guys. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: essentially it listen if you helps it concentrate. Yeah, people
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  Speaker 1: look at it was like yeah, well yeah, well it's
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  Speaker 1: all right. I had a couple of late nights in college.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna things happen people, I mean college. What
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: was that ship that Mike Jackson was on proper fall? No,
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: that's that's very different and also awful. That was it
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: that's used the dude, they used that surgery to put
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: you under, that's what. But he was getting injected to
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: go to sleep at night. No, he was that what
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: it was. Jeez, yeah, that's some of these things like
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: I want that regeneration. I'm not gonna lie to you man,
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  Speaker 1: like you don't need the getener it means you're as fuck.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Wait a question for you, guys. But they if you
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: take the regenera on, it helps against the COVID two
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: though doesn't like before you get COVID two though, doesn't
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: it because you're just pumping anybodies into your body? No,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know who's that on News Max. I don't know.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I saw somebody talk about it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's really helped for these days. All right, listen, I
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: have a question for you guys, totally off topic. Let's
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: say I'm buying my girlfriend a Christmas present on Craigslist
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  Speaker 1: from San Francisco and it's pricey, but it's awesome. I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't do it, No, listen, how do I do it
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  Speaker 1: such that I don't get ripped off? What's what's the
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: what's the equivalent of like escrow in this situation. I
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  Speaker 1: saw that Team Mom where she tried to buy that
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  Speaker 1: car on on Craigslist and she lost the money. Man,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I would I'm just saying, Man, I don't know about craigslist,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Daniel Joel, Do you have any they have a rating?
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Can you see like how they've sold before and they've
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: completed the transactions and such? List I really leave a
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: lot up to the description, like however much work someone's
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: willing to put into them trying to sell you something?
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: What if I give them what if I negotiate with
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: the fellas such that I go, you're gonna get X
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: amount to ship it to me, and when it arrives,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I'll give you the why amount. But then you're then
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: you're sketchy, though you know, how does it work? And
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: that's the thing I would stick. I'm going to freaking
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Amazon before I go to No. This was this is
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: a very special thing that I had to search for
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: and found on Craigslist San Francisco. I mean, you know,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I don't. I would say. I would say, get a
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: third third party who has some you know, muscle or
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: someone with them to muscle. Do you mean like a
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: like a bodybuilder guy. I mean I would be like
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: a bodybuilder. But like I'll put it to this way.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: If I was going to go get something on Craigslist,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: no matter what it was, I'm bringing a friend. And
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Donald has Donald has himself called me stocky, and like
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I could fux somebody up and I still would bring
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: a friend with me no matter where I got to
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: pick anything. I'm right, But they murdered people on this ship.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Though I'm not they murdered people on this ship. There
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: must be some app We'll look it up and by
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: the way I'm saying. If you're not going to solve
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: this conundrum and you're listening, please email Joe. What's our
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: email again, it's scrubs. iHeart at gmail dot com. Email
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: us at scrubs iHeart at gmail dot com and tell
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Joel how how you best recommend I deal with this conundrum? Actually,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I actually, you know what, it's funny that we're talking
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: about this because I know somebody who might be able
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: to help with this exact problem. Oh sorry, yeah, arrived,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. What's that headbands? He's got a headbead band.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: He's got his Rambo headband on. He looks like if
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Rambo had a pink headband. Oh wait, go out. And
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: then when I come in, I go full on tennis
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: star from the eighties and nice, Yeah you look you look.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I mean you look really cool. By the way, I'm
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: not laughing because it's not true. I'm laughing because to
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: say it, I'm very tight. Pink headband. I'm gonna I'm
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: gonna blow you up for one second because I just
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: before we're gonna move on to a lot of other things.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: We haven't seen each other in two weeks, so we're
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: just rambling. Oh cool. Hey guys, By the way, I
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: missed you both. I love you both, love you too.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I was confessing to these guys, but I stopped because
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I knew you were coming on that I saved the
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: finale of ted Lasso because I was enjoying the show.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm happy to be a part of it, and
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I and I was really enjoying it. And I saved
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: the finale for just a few nights ago, and I sobbed.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: And Bill, I'm not talking when tears streamed down your face.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I'm talking when you start to make an audible noise.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: You people listening to know what I'm talking about. When
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: you're like and you're like, why tears are one thing, dude,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: you don't need to make audible noises. It was so beautiful, dude,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: And I really, really, really am. I hope it's okay
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: to say proud because I don't mean to connote. I mean,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: it's weird because you're my mentor, but I'm so proud
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: of you. Oh kay you. By the way, it's not
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: it's my favorite thing. Is is my which is? I
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: think I annoy you guys, all four of you, by
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: calling this my podcast Hey, Joel, Hey down, I call
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: this my podcast. I get a little secret anger every
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: time somebody uh tweets to you and me about Ted
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Lasso Zack. I love it. I like listen, Bill, I'm
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: just gonna put this out there. When you do the
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: rewatch podcast for Ted Lasso? Could I be the host
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: for that? Twenty years Donald, you'll be you'll be sixty,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: that will be sixty six. My first topic is, Look,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I know Zachie had to work, so you guys had
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: to have a week down right, And so next time
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Donald and I host and we make it a episode
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: slash talk about zach episode, It's gonna be delicious. I
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: love my My concern is that the fans will like
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: it more and then I'll be out of a hobby.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: They won't I'll be respected. I need my hobby. Bill,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: And if you're extra charming as you can and be,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: the fans are gonna be like, whoa, that was fucking
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: way better? Bring back Bill, correct man? Bill. The chance
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: that you know I can dial it up and down
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: depending on the seat. Yeah, could you give little five
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: charm Bill instead of little ten charm when you do this? Yeah?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Good to see you, all right? We should probably we've
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: been doing We've done twenty four minutes without mentioning Strup,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: so we should probably get into five six seven he
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: ses about show we made about a bunch of docs
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: and nurses can stories. So gat around here, yato around here,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. We know you were upset. We
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: were off for two weeks. I'm so sorry. My my
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: instagram is I love where we off for two weeks.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: We weren't off for two weeks. Sorry, the last week
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: we missed a week? So what does that mean? Did
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: we You mean we didn't put a new show me,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: there was a gap. There's a gap between there was
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: one week gap, but there was a show. We did
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: put a show out, though, just a clip show. It's
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: very it's very. Bill will tell you it's pretty baldy
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: to put out a clip show your third season, but
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: we did it. Especially. But let me say something, Let
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: me let me say something. Let me quickly say something
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: in our defense. A lot of people who do these
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: bank episodes. Okay, now we could do that. We could
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: bank five of them and never have never missed. But
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I quite enjoy this show being somewhat current. I like
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: that we can talk. I mean we we We usually
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: record on a Friday and aired on a Tuesday. This
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: week we're recording on a Wednesday because it's the holiday.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: But I and I think the fans. I assume the
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: fans like that that we can talk about at least somewhat.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I don't want air episodes that we recorded a month ago. No,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: but look as as as the guy that owns and
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: pays all of your salaries for my podcast, you know
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I will say I don't like it when if we
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: can make it so, we don't drop a week, even
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: if it means me guest hosting or you got it,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: got it, as long as you promise, if if you're
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: willing to, if you're really willing to do that, Bill,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: you're a very busy milling, you're willing. He wants to
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: fucking take over the fucking bills. Podcasting is not a joke.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: It's my podcast. I love it. Donald, after all this time,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: you don't know him well enough to know the bills
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: podcasting is not merely a joke. You just gotta be cool.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: That's my favorite. It's my favorite thing to do with
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: all of our TV writer friends. If anybody starts telling
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: me their idea for a show or a show they're
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: working on a pilot they're doing. I usually wait like
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes, I go, you know, by telling me I
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: now own about a third of this real I feel
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: like I have that contract somewhere. If you just take it,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: tell me about it, then it's mine. That's how it works. Yes,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: it's not hi, everybody. So now we're gonna talk about
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: the TV show Scrubs. Donald, do you have your recap reating?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: This is a great episode and there's a big fun
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: trivia about this episode that Bill is the perfect person
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: to have on to talk about. Oh yeah, and by
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: the way, it makes me really happy. Don't mention it yet, Bill,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I'm teasing, and I'm doing what's called in the podcast
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: radio world. I'm teasing something. Yes, Well, come all back
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: right after. If you're doing a TV all right, here
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: comes Mike Timer, Ready, Donald, and go. Tara Reid is
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: back and she's covered in toilet paper and it is hot.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Kelso is trying to convince Ted the lawyer to kill himself.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Cox may not like Turk, but he damn sure respects him.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: And Carla and Elliott need a man hoo. How people
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: view us as important for so many wrong reasons. We're
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: always worried about how we're perceived. I'll say this to that,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: what I eat don't make you shit, So why worry
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: what I eat? So why worry you? Were You were
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: right on the thirty second mark with it. You had
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: seven seconds to expound on that. But I thought that
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: was well said. It was incredibly well like teacher quote.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's something I heard jay Z say once
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: and I was like, that's a great line. What you know.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I was going to make it, but it was jay Z.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I'd take that on a teacha hova. I'll tell you what.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I can't do and get away
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: with it is quote jay Z without seeming like an idiot.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: That's true. You can do it on really, let me
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: try it right now. Okay, what I eat don't make
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: you ship. And that's something I've always thought about. I
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: think that's good that everybody I didn't sound right coming
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: out of him. It didn't sound right. Well he could
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: talk about this well, you could say, I think if
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: you're if you're a white guy, you have to be
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: like and as jay Z once said, what I eat
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: don't fall. So I think I'm doing age is part
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: of it. I'm just too old, you know, to be quoting.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I'm about to say. You guys are the same age,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: aren't you. Yeah, he's got to be pushing five. Oh
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: now right, he's close to it. When is your birthday?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: It's coming up? Yeah, after Christmas. Bill, if the world
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: weren't ending, I would give you the biggest birthday hug. Actually, Bill,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: you're in my we've potted, we've we've become pod buddies,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: so I can see you. At least I'm gonna come in.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: We'll find a way, man, we'll find a way to
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: hug the twenty six. Sorry, it's the twenty six. You're
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: not Jesus. You're Jesus's Day, your day after Jesus. Yeah,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: well yeah, all right, I'll say to me, I take
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: offense of that, you know, Jesus. Bill Janey back Janey
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Bachan is the writer on this one, with the very
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: talented Craig zisc as the director. And it's the Christmas episode,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: which is sort of a proposed because we're getting into
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: the holiday season. Bill, let's start open. Yeah, well, there's Christmas.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the Christmas episode, but there's
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Christmas decorations everywhere. Yeah, I think it's the closest episode
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: we had Aaron to Christmas. I don't think we did
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: a Christmas episode this year. So Bill, tell everyone what
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: they very unique. Only once, I believe in eight and
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: a half or nine seasons did this occur. Tell everybody
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: what occurred. Oh so this is fascinating, man, because the look,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: it's an it's an old argument that's kind of gone
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: away thanks to streaming. But what television network television specifically
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: considered appropriate with sensors and with standards and practices was
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: so weird. Especially you know, the age old argument was violence,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: you know versus uh, sexual cond you know, you kill
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: anybody on TV, but don't have anybody you know, taking
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: someone shirt off or something like that is crazy. And
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: this episode in particular drove me insane because it was
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: before medicinal marijuana was crazy, crazy, widespread, And the episode
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: was originally written that Elliott and Carla are trying to
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: help a cancerous woman who is on the way out
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: and just having such a hard time with the pain
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: and the discomfort. It was them out and about trying
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: to get her marijuana because they knew medically that would
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: alleviate a ship ton of her symptoms, and we handed
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: that script in and said, you can't there this. You can't,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: unfortunately for you on NBC, even though it's for altruistic reasons.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: You can't have a physician and a nurse driving around
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: trying to find someone they can buy pot off of.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Pause one moment there, Bill, as I recall, you handed
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: it in, but we had begun shooting you. We shot
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: a scene or two of its. Yeah, but you know
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: that just makes me look like some do it? All right,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: So what Zack story. One of the parts of Zach
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: story is Bill sometimes didn't hand in the script until
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: after we started shooting. Yeah, yeah, but you did. Yeah,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: the subject says, Bill, Well, you had you had the
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: power and clout to be able to do shit like
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: that in the day. But this was the one chance.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: This is the one opportunity where they were like yeah,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: but no, yeah, so say they said we wouldn't air it,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: And partly because it was an easy fix, and partly
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: because I found it so hypocritical, I said, all right, well,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: because we need the story to storre work structurally, we'll
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: just have the woman that's dying be a virgin and
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: we'll have Elliott and Carla go look for a man
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: horse so she can get laid. And they're like, oh,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: that's fine. I love that you were being facetious. And
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: they were like, all right, but do that so they
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: can't go even though it's proven by you know, so
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: many medical studies. And now, as you guys know, we
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: use uh, you know, different products, CBD, etcetera for any pain,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: but this was this was whatever, this was yea, even
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: back then it was considered an amazing treatment for the
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: side effects for chemo, you know, and for uh, for
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: nausea and for all that stuff. So I'm I'm like,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: doctors can't go get a patient that's dying marijuana, but
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: they can go to anywhere and get her a man horse,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: or she can have sex in the hospital. Yeah, that
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: sounds funny. I'm like, all, but it is funny. Way
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: it was funny. That is funny. It's a very it's
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: a very funny episode Bill with a lot of memorable quotes,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: including the first ever what has two thumbs and doesn't
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: give a crap bob bob job by the way, never ever,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: And that's an old joke and the only reason that
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: joke feels new. Is it has never ever been delivered
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: better than Ken J. Jenkins delivered man just and by
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: the way, you know it's next version. It's sequel, which
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: you guys will get to, is what has two thumbs
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: and still doesn't give a crap? Instead Bob Kelso? How
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: you do? And it's Bob Kelso. I thought we had met.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: You know, I had never heard this joke until this
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: moment too. Yeah, this was the first time, and so
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I kind of got caught off guard when he was like,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? I
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: was like, what has two thumbs and doesn't? And then
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: he goes bam. I laughed so hard. I don't think
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: i've yeah to this day. You're absolutely right. Kids has
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: kid crushes it better than dude anybody has. It was hilarious.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: It's hilarious, and I, like Donald I never I didn't
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: know it was a known joke. I thought you guys
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: came up with it, but I thought it was hilarious.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: He's an assassin. When he just says things like they're
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: real that way, it just kills me. My biggest memory
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: of And you guys can then drag through the different
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: of this particular episode was I occasionally had times on scrubs.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you guys did too, that I'd wander onto
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: set I wouldn't be sure or what we were doing,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: and then what was happening there would make me think
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: that I was on Hulusenagin's or have a moment like
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: how anybody do this on television? Because I had a
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: bunch of things going on in this episode and was
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: working on other things too sometimes. And I strolled down
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: into the apartment set, which was away from everywhere else,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: and I walked in and Terror Reid was sitting on
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: a throne of toilet paper, and there were like a
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: bunch of male models dancing around, and I'm like, what
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: the hell is going on? How is this? This isn't
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: something for national television? Is it? Like? No, no, you guys,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: is in the script? All right? There's some full that
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: shit had me rolling tower. There was two MM. There's
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: two different sim there's two different tw read you're conflating too.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: There's one where she's in a room made of toilet paper,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: drinking a cocktail out of a toilet paper roll, and
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: then there's another where I'm sort of a studious nerdy
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: guy reading my book, and she's filled the apartment with
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: male strippers who are gyrating all over her, and she
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: shim hammocks everywhere or something. It'll be out of hammocks everywhere.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Why Bill, Why why do j d and and and
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Turk have a rule about the guests bringing their own
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: toilet paper? H I think that that was That was
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: loosely based on a story I told about my college
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: roommate named Steve mac who whenever we went on spring
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: breaks or on trips, every time he opened his backpack,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: there'd be toilet paper in there, and it just always
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: by the way. It's like those people that bring their
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: own pillow on trips and you think you and then
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: you sleep on the pillow. And we used to give
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: him a shit, you know, like, oh if you baby
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: your ass, little baby you and we get you know,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: we used to give him costs of shit about it.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: But then you get to some ski resort or some
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: shitty hotel and they would have like two ply sand
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: paper hanging from metal things by the toilet, and Steve
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Mack would be like, nobody touched my own toilet, And
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's good. That should be a rule. For
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: bring your own toilet paper anywhere you go. That's funny. Yeah,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I have a buddy that brings his own wipes wherever
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: he goes. It's not dumb. You know. I travel with
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: a pillow. Now I don't feel bad about it. I
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: did my first pillow travel, this time to London, Bill,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: because I have fallen in love with a pillow. And
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: you can go to the fanciest hotel or the cheapest
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: motel and and and have bad pillows and it sucks. Uh.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: You want to know another odd thing. And I did
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: see this, I think because I looked at watch the
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: episode last night and I didn't want to do a Gabby,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: which is what it means when you oh my god,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I'm told Bill. I was like, Bill, you you told
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: us I'll bring a writer on and the writer didn't
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: watch the episode. The h I love Gabby. They're so funny.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: That was so funny. It wasn't great, but we'd love
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: to give her shit about it. The you know, she
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: doesn't don't worry. She doesn't listen. She doesn't know where talking.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: By the way, this is on a Friday. She will
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: not listen no matter what. The other piece of trivia
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: that I remembered about this particular episode was there's a
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: joke about Elliott saying someone saw her orgasm face. And
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I remember getting ship the writer's room because we are
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: pretty good about continuity, but we contradicted ourselves with Elliott's
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: sexual past. You did thousand times you did scrubs. Wicki
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: is very upset about it. I will read you a
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: direct quote from from people on TV without pity. We're
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: not having it. Let me tell you something here we go.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: It says, when Elliott is talking to her patient, she
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: talks about a time in high school when she had
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: a quote orgasm face. Yet in a previous episode, she
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: told Carla that she has never had an orgasm. Elliot's
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: romantic life is full of differing stories, their contradictions. We also,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I think she said once we said that she lost
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I think she lost her virginity in a crawl space.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: But maybe we can ragalize it by saying Elliott is
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: just just doesn't I don't know, how can you say
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: she doesn't remember her? And he also said, I think
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: one time she lost her virginia with the guy that
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: lost his arm to a bear. If you remember that.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: The way she's so funny in this episode. She was
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: just like, let loose on this episode. I mean, you're
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: both the writing for her and her whole just way
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: of being. That was just fucking on like level ten
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: this There were some uncomfortable moments though in this episode.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: For No, that one Randall jumping out of the closet
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: and Krista and Johnny c being in the bed and leather.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: That kind of sucked me up. And do you remember
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: who's in the remember who the g was it random? I? No?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Wait better? Yeah, let wait hold up this time, No,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Krista was oiled up too. They both put the oil
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: on because they're doing some pulp fiction, gimp stuff. It
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: was very weird. I can't imagine Christa reading that and
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: being like, okay, Bill, Okay, By the way, I just
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: laid low and tried to avoid her, you know what
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I mean. This is Martin Clubb's first time on the show,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: and he's very funny, and he becomes a member of
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: the janitorial staff eventually, right Bill, Yeah, and uh he
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: was riding high too, because it was about right about
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: the time that he became kind of a Pirates of
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: the Caribbean or Caribbeans, Right Rock Spirates. Yeah, he's he's
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: a famous action hero, now you know what I mean.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: He's fun He's a very funny guy. And he uh
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: he I remember he was kind of cocky off Pirates
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: because he rolled up in a pretty baller Corvette. Yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: That uh that I always thought was funny because it
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: was like the most dude masculine baller of fucking muscle car,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: just absolutely rock star car. Hey, we're gonna take a
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: quick break, everybody, you know, we'll be right back with more.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Long are those breaks? Are those breaks? Because I listened
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: to you guys, those breakes like forty seconds, so they're
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: like like five six, seven, eight off, turn it off?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You had that locked and loaded bill. I did not.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I did not. I just did it. I sold it
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: because I can act. So Doctor Cox's cool Breath of
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Joy travels through the hospital. It finds Donald and and
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: and Judy, who are arguing. By the way, Donald, I
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: laughed out loud. You, by the way, you were particularly
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: silly and funny in this episode. That you were You
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: felt like, I'm gonna be doing what you might call watching.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: That was really really good you. You you were particularly
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you were just silly and it felt
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: like you were riffing and stuff. But when you you go,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have you're talking about your your wedding day,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna have a cape and a wind machine,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be like I do very funny. That
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: made me laugh. I would look good in the cape
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: and a wind machine, though. Man, So how about Elliott.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Elliott takes a pick of her boobs. This is right
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: that she This is right at the beginning of cell
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: phone cameras. I'm guessing because this was kind of She's like,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I've got one of those new cell phone cameras and
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: she takes a picture. She sends it to a random
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: person instead of Sean, And I am assuming that's a
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: stumpman because he took a glorious fake hit to the
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: head without flinching, which has advanced. He walked, I mean
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: he sold the ship out of that does not he
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: does not anticipate at all. No, it is very First
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: of all, if you're listening and you've never tried to
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: fake walk into a telephone pole, it's a little tricky
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: to do the choreography of it, but not to flinch
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: for even a split anything is the hard part. And
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: that guy nailed it. Do you remember how many takes
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Zach in the pilot that we had to do because
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: you would anticipate and close your eyes before you ran
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: into the door at the end. It's yeah, that was
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: my first first episode, first time trying to do physical comedy,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: and it's very hard to walk into a glass door.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: You can get yourself to do the timing of the
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: of it, but but first of all, the glass door,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: unlike a telephone pole, you can't fake it. Basically where
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: we ended up with the pilot is you just gotta
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: do it, but you can't flinch. So walk into this
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: glass door and not flinch is really fucking hard. That's yeah,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: that's a very difficult because your brain is like, no
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: matter what you're trying to do as an actor, your
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: brain is like, no, we're not going to walk into
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: the glass door right, could close your eyes right now
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: or it's gonna hurt your eyes right. So, but but anyway,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: this guy walked into a telephone pole like a pro.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: That was a plus A plus stunt there. I think
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: he might have been a pro. No, he was definitely
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: a stunt man. I mean he's one of our John
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Q citizen is not just showing up and doing that.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: So then we find do you guys remember because that
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: that was it was cell phones renewed. You guys remember
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: that I give us all beepers and pagers back then
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: at the h Yeah, you gave it the very first.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I thought it was the skyways. No Bill. Bill's Christmas present.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: We may have mentioned this before, but Bill present one
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: year was blackberries for everybody, and I remember being like,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: what is this? You just write sentences and it comes up.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I bought, I bought. I like to buy technology for
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: people about sixty eight weeks before it becomes Obsoletely, that's
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: my thing. Well, no, blackberries lasted a long time. I
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: think they finally just folded. But but you that was
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: my favorite, very first device was from you. Bill. Did
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: you ever have a side kick? Anybody have a side kick? No?
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: No sidekick that you'd look cool? They shit flipped up
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: and made a sound and everything was like a star trek. Yeah,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: it looks cool. Look like that. I think. By the way, Donald,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I think you're onto something. I think cell phones are
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: all the same. Now, if they started doing cell phones
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: that made cool noises or shot little hologram lasers out,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: and it seemed like kind of even it was just
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: for bells and whistles, like a little bit of a
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Star Trek or Star Wars. Would I would buy that
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: ship in a heart beat if I could get an
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: app And it was Princess Leia doing the help me
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Obi wan Kenobi speech. If your phone went all out
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: hologram lightsaber when you hit that button. I think we're
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: holograms in our lifetime. I mean think so you think
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: we'll get holograms like Star Wars? I think you? Did
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: you see him Kardashian's gift from Kanye, Oh my gosh,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I'm already here. No but I but she gave Kanye
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: gave her him a hologram of her father singing to her.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I think a four minute speech. Then he gave to
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: gave a four minute speech and a lot of it
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: was about how great Kanye was. No, but but think
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: it was the type of hologram like Princess Leia, like
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: projected into the middle of the room. Was it? It
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: was like it was? He said, they watched it on
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: a video and you know it's expensive and three dimensional
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: and it looks like him and he speaks and walks
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: around and smiles. What I'm saying, he Kanye obviously hired
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: amazing special effects house. I don't it wasn't like what
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: we're talking about, like with the Cupio projecting, Princess are
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: two are sorry? Sorry sorry? Sacrilege are two projecting? Do
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: you not know that that's upset? It's a mistake. But
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: he's like, he's like, he's like he like twitched. Yeah,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I corrected you before you got all of the few
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: you want to talk about how Mandalorian is not as
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: good this season? Or is that can upset you? Guys?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna you're about smack in the face. Man.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: It's better than it was last year. Here's the thing
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: that Okay, Bill, I'm sorry, this has to happen. Well
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: know your feelings. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Here's
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: the thing. Last year, it was the reason why most
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: fans who aren't big Star Wars fans liked it last
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: year compared to this year, was because it was it
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: stood true to the Western and it's now you know
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: it was the lone man with the Samurai movie. It
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: stood true to that, the lone man, his kid, and
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: then going through these towns, now they there's all of
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: this story that they've developed from the future that's going
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: to take place in the future, and all the story
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: that's developed in between Return of the Jedi and what
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: takes place. Then they have to freak and piece it
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: together because of the I'm not gonna say bad story writing,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: but because of the holes that are in it all.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Now I understand it doesn't I understand, it doesn't make sense.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: You don't like it, I understand. But for Star Wars fan,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: hold on, let me finish. For Star Wars fans, the
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: last five ten minutes of that episode where they go
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: and they see spoiler alert everyone, spoiler alertler Dan'll make
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: the spoiler die. Where they where they go into the
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: room and they see all of the clone bodies and
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: you see that this could be where Snoke came from.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: That's a big deal, dude. That's a huge deal for
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: all Star Wars fans because when that movie came out,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: that was a hole and it was I'm just speaking
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: come now, I'm just speaking for me. I found Mandalorian
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: to be one of my favorite Star Wars things. At
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: season one, I thought was incredibly done and it's still
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: incredibly done and incredibly made, and the production design and
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: cinematography and storytelling. It's all great, I'm be saying. For me,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: these first few haven't been as holy shit intriguing as
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: season one. Maybe I'm alone. These first few for me
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: have been incredible because of the characters they've introduced and
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: who's coming up next? Bill? Do you watch it or not?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I do, because it's Henry's favorite show and he's way
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: into and I think I think that second seasons of
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: shows arrived with that much hoop, winner that well done
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: are always a nightmare. And to me, as a writer producer,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: what I think you always do in a second season
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: is slow down a smidge, try to lower expectations, get
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: the exposition out, lay the groundwork for the stories you're
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: gonna tell, especially, you know, like that show you're gonna
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: be on for a long time, because it's almost when
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you the bar is set so high it's almost impossible
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: to realize people's expectations you have. I'm gonna say you
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: haven't you have this coming up next season with you
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: have this Lasso because it's a global hit and people
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: were like, come on, keep it going, Bill, and you're like,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: how do I? How do I? You can't sustain that
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: you have to have some some ups and downs to
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: the storytelling. I guess yeah, But you know, I think
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: that I think that ours is a little different because
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: you know Jason and he's kind of mapping it out
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: is to three. It's a three season show, so he
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: you know, everybody in this it's like what Donald's talking about.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Super fans know that they're connecting tissue in the Star
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Wars universe, and for us, everybody knows that they get
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: an end to this story in the third season. So so, Bill,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: are you giving us a fake Doctors exclusive that ted
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Lasso will only go three seasons? Ted Lasso is a
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: three season show. After the third season, I will desperately
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: try to get mister Sudeikis to do it. Like the
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: only way I think a fourth season of ted Lasso
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: exists would be like if ted Lasso went and coached
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: a soccer team who played about a block from Jason's
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: house in real life. You know what I mean? Oh?
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I see, but Bill, Bill, don't mess up our exclusive. Please, Okay,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, you are hearing it from the showrunner's mouth.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: This might only be a three season show. That that
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: that that mad like all the Press. When this goes viral,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: we want all the press for the podcast mentioned Big
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Doctor's Real Friends. Hey, press, when you pick this up
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: and make it go viral. You heard it on Fake Doctors,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Real Friends. Bill talked about it on Fake Doctors, Real Friends.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I'll talk about anything, Bill, you better not give anybody
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: else exclusive. We hear you on other podcasts and we
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: get jealous. I don't think I've done another podcast. So
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: you did the sports he one, Oh yeah, but the
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: sports we won. They made fun of you for calling
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: on the podcast. That's a nationally syndicated radio show. He
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: doesn't know much about sports talking. I don't know anything.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything. That show is super cool. Really
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: love what they do over there because it's a much
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: like you, guys really say, you're a rewatch show. You
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: talk about the world and issues and connect That group
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: is uh masquerading as a sports show, and they talk
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: about what's going on in the world and look after
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: each other and stuff, and it's really cool. You really
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: like it. Give it a shout out. What's it called?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: What's it called? It's called Dan Libertardu and Stugats and
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Donald hadn't heard of it. Donald mister spot guy. I
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: do watch Dan Libertard on on ESPN with his dad. Yep, Poppy,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Poppy poppy. Uh and uh so I do, I do,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I do know who he is. I didn't yet a
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: radio show like that. It got so big nationally that
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: they started airing it on ESPN two hours a day,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: five days a week for a while. Now it's on
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: ESPN Plus. And was that the same thing with him
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: and his dad was that the show with him is
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: this one was more that him and a bunch of
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: producers and ragtag group of guests. They kind of sort
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: of sect dissect sports issues, but more talk about culture,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: you know. And look, they just had a great like
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: ted Lasso like moment, which was ESPN made massive cutbacks
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: and let tons of people go, and one of the
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: beloved young producers on the show and they're all on
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: air on screen talent got let go. It just part
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: of the ESPN things. So they stopped Aaron shows for
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks and I mean a couple of days,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: and when they started up again, he was miraculously Dan's
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: assistant and had returned to the show with his salary
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: being paid by Dan, you know. And he's a good guy,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: you know. And it's an interesting it's an interesting, funny show.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Roy Bellamy is the dude over there that is a
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: massive scrubspant. Shout out Roy Bellamy every week. Every week
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: you you tweet man something about the show. Shout out
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Roy Bellamy Man. Thank you Roy, And I'm sorry I
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: called it a podcast. I know now that it is
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: naturally sid They they're so successful. They have splinter off
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: podcasts from their radio show. They're over on ESPN. We're
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: gonna do that too, eventually. Donald and Joel are gonna
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: have a Star Wars thing where they we're working on it.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I owe Joella recording. Why why are you blowing off Joel? Dude,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not blowing off anybody, man. I'm a busy motherfucker.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: You mean that we're shooting on a Wednesday. We're recording
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: on a Wednesday because you were freaking directing. Why are
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: you directing when we got when we're making a podcast, motherfucker?
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Why are you directing the pond? Donald took a shirt off.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Why would you take this? Because I'm pissed off about this, motherfucker.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I'm this motherfucker just pissing me a fuck off the
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: running down the street. Are you punching yourself in the chest? Donald,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I got an ice picking my eye in my hand.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I'm stabbing myself. Yell I'm listening. I'm mad, Donald. Are
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: you mad that I that I had the audacity to
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: go direct something for four days? I'm pissed off about that.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I'm pissed off about that. I'm also upset about the
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: that I saw you got an xbox I saw then XO. Yeah,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: sure you showed the picture. You know what you promised me.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: You know what you promised me. You and Danny could
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: both promised me something, and I'm sitting here without it.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna like to give it away. I'm gonna
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: tell you, Joel, Yeah, just wait anyway, I have to
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: interject Zach because you guys have to understand that for me,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: this is so surreal because when Donald was yelling, I
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: immediately went back to one of my favorite moments and
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Scrubs And he's mad that JD went to disney Disneyland.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: That man went to Disneyland without me. Elliott, I tried,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: was You're like, I saw what you got, you got
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: and you're mad about that? It sounds exactly like I
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: got a roller coaster. They got a roller coaster the door.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: They got a ride where you can see Nemo when
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: it comes up to you and you're like, hi, Nemo, No,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: don't you don't say it? Like they got roller coasters
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: and roller coasters and dark. They got roller coasters that
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: roller coast in the dark, the best hold together for
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: a second. For a second, You're like, you know, I'm fine,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go on with my day. I can't. I
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: can't do it. That's one of the funny I laugh
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: at that every time I see by the way, I've
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: since been to Disneyland with him many times. Yeah, I
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: know that, But you guys just recreated that in your
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: real friendship life. Do you know that? Really? That had
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: to come from real life though, from him going to
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Disneyland without me and me being pissed off about it.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: That has to be the probably didn't do it, probably
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: did happen, all right, listen, what happened on this? What
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: were you supposed to do? You're not supposed to buy that. No, No,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: there's an x there's a brand new Xbox that came out.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: It's called the Xbox X. Is that what it's called
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Danel and Xbox Series X, but we were supposed to
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: get the PS five though. That's what Joel is still
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: trying to get. Bill if you want to get her
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: at Christmas, I got like five of them. If anybody
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: wants you not if you don't want to see if
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: you really want to steal my podcast from me, find
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: a way to gift Joel and Daniel PS fives, and
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I think I'll be fired. I'm yours. Whatever has so
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: much money he could probably have someone make them from
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: scratch in his basement. Yeah, I want to give one
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: for Henry for Christmas and then one for Henry to
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: give to someone else for Christmas. So he's got a
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: bunch of them. Just sit be funny. I'm gonna say this.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I will say this for all of you out there
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: who are PS five's and Xbox Series xes and everything
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: like that, there's a system out there that you can
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: get that's a lot of fun and the graphics are amazing.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: And if you're in the universe also when you put
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: the Oculus Quest to shout out Oculus Quest two, that
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: is a lot of fun and and it's available at
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: stores still. So if you really are looking for an
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: escape this holiday weekend. This is not this is not
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: a ad, this is not a sponsorship. I'm gonna tell
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: you something right now. I'm gonna tell you something right now.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Out of all of the things I've played so far,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: the Oculus Quest two is the best, all right, So
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: they should be our sponsor after this. And can I
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: read the textile just set me? Yeah? Yes, I think
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: they will send you free stuff. By the way, I
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: did something on Twitter. If you have one of these
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Oculus things, I asked my followers, I just got this,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: what should I do? Slash play And there's like hundreds
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: of replies of people. So if you're curious and you
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: get one, go find that tweet and you can read
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: a lot of people's cool recommendations on For all my
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Star Wars fans out there, there's Star Wars h squadrons.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I played that on the Oculus Quest too. I had
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: to do a lot of connecting things to make it work.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: But the new game has come out called Galaxy's Edge
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Journey to Galaxy's Edge. It's an action adventure game. It's
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: got a bunch of really cool things that you can
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: do in it. What are you doing? You're trying not
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: to freak out about star Oh my god, will you
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: give this in a podcast? Oh my god, it's so good. Well,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I'm saying, Zach, you want me to
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: come on the Star Wars podcast and just sort of
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: help start like season nine, I'll come on and help
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: start a full to get like Mark Hamill to do
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: the podcast. That would help out to get him in
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: starting right. He's a nice guy. I also deliver. My
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: My fanciest person I can deliver is Deborah Chow, who delivered,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: who directed several Mandalorians. I offered that up. I don't
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: know why they're not doing it Donald's business. I'm gonna
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: do this like that. I'll do it like this. Here
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: we go, because I have no shame. Dave Feloni, if
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: you're out there and you're listening to fake doctor him,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do it through the podcast to generate
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: some positive And everybody is on Twitter. Is Dave Filoni
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: on Twitter? Yeah? Everybody everybody listening, we need you to
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: blow up at Dave Filoni or whatever he is. Let's
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: get his Dave Folonius, blow up Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau. Well,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: John Favre is probably too busy to be reading your tweets,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: but Feloni might might have some time. Dude, you're so
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: fucking this up. You're making it seem like one person
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: is more important than the other and everyone John Favre
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: created the whole series, doesn't well are they co created it? Yes?
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: And man, all right, I don't know. You ruin everything
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: you run? He's ruining everything. He's ruining everything, Joel, he's
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: running everything. That's fine. We got it. We got it, Joel, Joel,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: can you get me Dave Feloni's Twitter handle? So we
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: do this right. The most important thing is that we
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: figure out a way to start my Star Wars podcast.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have anything to say. You'd have to have
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Henry come on and weigh in. I no, man, I
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: would be in the dark. I'm in the dark about that.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I'm in the dark about the game right now. If
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: you guys can tell me he should be playing it.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: He lives with this game called Destiny. He's obsessed. Oh
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: hell yeah, yeah, I'm playing that right now. Listen, we're
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: gonna go to break, but first I'm gonna give you
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Dave Feloni's Twitter handle and and you have to blow
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: him up. Everyone listening, who's on Twitter? It is? Everybody
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: is not underscore. I l O N I so Dave
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: underscore Foloni. Okay, everyone listening is on Twitter. Blow him
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: up and say will you please go on Donald Pazon
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: star Wars podcasts. No, he's gonna say yes. It would
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: be even better if you blow him up and you say,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: will you please make Donald Faison the star of one
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: of your star wars. No, we're ta We're going to
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: start small, start small, all right, We're gonna bring when
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: we come back, we have a caller. We love you
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: right back. Yeah, here's the music and we're bad. Okay,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: let him in Linus Linus is coming. Hey, what ah there? Man?
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Give it up for liness? How do you say your
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: last name? Wait right wait? Oh yeah, it's sman, it's
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: give it up for liness. The first time you've is
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: that the first time you've said a German last name
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: in your Oprah voice? Donald? That is the first time
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: I've ever done it. But I'm happy for liness. Wuck,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: it's not it's it's quite good as pubdon Are you
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: in Germany? I am, I'm in Germany. I'm in Hamburg. Germany.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: What time is it there as we speak. It's eleven
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: in the evening. Okay, it's not that bad. Just coming
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: in from Thank you for staying up late. You you
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: are you? Are you guys on lockdown right now? Yes,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: you're back on lockdown? Girl? Do you know I was
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: actually in I'm the only one of the six people
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: here that was in. I was in Hamburg a year
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: ago because my my daughter was performing there and I
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: actually went around that city a little bit. It's pretty
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: cool it. I liked it. Man, it's kind of very
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: cool there, and uh, the city itself seemed really bustly
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: at the time. I'm sure it's dead now. Oh yeah,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: it's technology. It's good for partying though another way, that's
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: what I That's why I was so excited that my
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: daughter was spending time their liners. Thanks. You should definitely
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: stop when you do your tour through Europe. We're going to,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: We're going to, We're going we should come there. Are
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: we big in Hamburg? Yeah? We're big in ham Are
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: you in Germany? You are huge? We're very big in Germany.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: You didn't know that you knew that though, I don't know.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I'd just like to hear it every now and all right,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: that way, we're definitely gonna be doing. Yeah, Bill, you're
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: gonna come. You're gonna come on the tour for some dates, Bill,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: we can't. Yeah, yeah, jacking the whole tour. I got
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: a but I have to be treated like a spec
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: special guest or Yeah. I think when we do major cities,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: like you know, like like Hamburg, Yeah, like I love
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: that one, it's just casually said like Hamburg, Yeah it happened.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: When we do like Bumble Fuck, you're gonna come. But
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: when we do like New York, ham Berg, La Stod,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: you're gonna come. Dodd's not as big for me. So
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: why here's my question? We we because of Sarah Chalk.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: We put a lot of German on the show. He
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: did she speak it well? And be did those guys
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: we hired to be Germans speak it well? Because I
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: didn't think they spoke it well, and I thought she
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: spoke it quite well. Sara's doing well. But I think
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: you mean the guys from this from this season, right, yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: they would They don't even speak quite all. Yeah that
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: was in on Scrubs WICKI they said that that Sarah's
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: German was better than the actors playing Germans. Yeah, I
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: think Sarah's fluent. Yeah's amazing. She's has such a gift
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: for language. I mean, she didn't just flu and she
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: like has the perfect accent in both with both French
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: and German. Well, we made fun about Sarah a lot
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: because coming out of a young American woman, it's not
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: the most romantic, sexy language here and anyways in the
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: United States, since she would often say things in uh
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: in German that would uh sound aggressive and frightening to
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: us when she's not that personal at all. Yeah, that's
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: so aggressive. Yes, it's it's also because it's also be
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: cause Sarah's eyes would get so big when she talks
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: when she speaks German. Well, she gotta know what, she
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: just gets like it becomes cartoonishly big, and she's like,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: like she gets real aggressive. Well, she would also she
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: was also usually switching from French, which was so sexy
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: and slow, and then she'd like she was exaggerating for effect.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Let's be I know, but she's a comedic genius. Linus,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: thank you for coming on the show. Do you have
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: a question for Yes, legendary Bill Lawrence. We're so happy
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: you're here. Thanks for having me. Yes, I do have
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: a question. I was wondering, if you do a scene
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: which is really emotional, is it easy for you to
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: switch the buttons and maybe you've been very angry, or
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: maybe you've been very sad, is it easy for you
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: to come back and be the normal you again? Because
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: the background of this question is when you do fake laughing,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: I know, for instance, that you just get happy even
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: with just faking the laugh Is it the same when
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: you have a very sad scene. That's one that's a
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: That's a great question. It's a great question. I know
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: somebody who had. When I was younger, I would grew
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: up in theater, and so my parents used to make
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: me have to sit and watch and sometimes and I
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: would be backstage with a lot of the actors too,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: and so sometimes you would see things that you wouldn't
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: necessarily that you shouldn't as a as a kid, that
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't necessarily see. Like I was, I got to
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: see a person literally have a nervous breakdown because of
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: the character he was playing on stage, and the person
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: had to go through this emotional journey on stage, and
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: when he got off a stage, he couldn't turn it
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: off and he had a breakdown, and that's an emotional breakdown.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: For me, it's very difficult. Like I sometimes cry even
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: after they stay cut. I'll continue to cry unless I
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: gotta go, unless we gotta go again, and then I
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: try and stop it as hard as I can so
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: I can get back to that moment again, because once
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: I've released everything, it's hard for me to get back
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: to that moment again. That's me personally for me. Every actor,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: I think we would probably answer it the question differently. Line.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Some people can just turn on emotion really quickly. They're
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: like getting a second and they're there other actors. For me,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: if I was it would be hard for me to
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: be doing being super silly and then try and go
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: switch and do an emotional scene. If I know I've
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: got a big emotional scene, I kind of try and
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: spend the day or at least the time on set
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: in in that space of seriousness or emotion, just because
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: it's for me. It's almost impossible. If we're all joking
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: around and we're laughing and we're being like we are
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: on this podcast and they're like, okay, we're rolling here
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: we go. Uh, that's that's almost impossible. For me. But
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: there's there are actors who can who can, who can
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: do that and actually do it believably, But that's that's
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: never been me. Well, I can do it believably at
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: any time. I'm that good an actor and that what no,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: you know, I'll tell you some interesting that Zack McDonald
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: m leffort. So why I was, these guys are amazing performers,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: and you stumbled onto the thing that was very made
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: it very hard to sell the show in the first place,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: which was when I was off trying to sell Scrubs
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: and describing it to different networks. The sheer amount of
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: people that said network presence said, I'm not sure you
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: can switch from broad silly fantasies and people goofing around
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: to really deeply emotional scenes with people facing you know,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: death and and introspective and emotional pathos. And I was,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: you know, an idiot, and I joked about it and
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: would say like, yeah, I think you can. I think
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: you just turned down the lights and play an indie
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: song and and U. But the truth was it only
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: worked because the actors and actresses were able to do it.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: And if you're a fan of the show, I bet
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: you can remember a moment that every single of course
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: was Zack and Donald, but every actor and actress on
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: the cast having a time that they had to switch
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: gears immediately and be so emotional that you didn't usually
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: see that in the comedy. So it worked because of
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: the performers. I was talking to somebody randomly about this.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: Even watching Neil Flynn say Sarah Shawk's name Elliott when
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: he tricked her into a date, you know, is such
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: an emotional moment, you know, and so real that even
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: he could do it, and the show would not have
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: worked if Donald, Zach, Sarah, Judy Ken, johnny Ce, Neil,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: everybody were able to switch on a din that also,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: and also one other thing, sometimes you're in his own dude.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like any sports thing. Sometimes you come to
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: work and you're something's asked of you, like that to
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: laugh and then go into crying and then come back
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: into laughter again. And sometimes you can. Sometimes you can
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: tap into that, no problem, and then sometimes you can't.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: That's just how it is. That's that's a very tricky thing.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Is a director is that sometimes so as you know,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: as as everyone listening knows, a scene is comprised of
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: many different shots, and and an actor has an emotional scene,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: you have to know that if it's a big scene,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: they spent the better part of a day staying in
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: that space, in that headspace. Often, let's say we're in
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: the first shot. It's a very wide shot of the
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: room and they and the actor is emotional and they cry. Well,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: and now when I get to your close up and
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: it's seven o'clock at night, and we've been doing it
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: all day long and the actor's tears aren't flowing anymore, Well,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: none of the other stuff will work because of continuity. Won't.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: It won't it won't edit together. So it's it's a
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: it's a very tricky thing for both a director and
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: an actor because you don't just have to do it once.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: You have to sort of sustain it for the whole scene.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: If if the actor is indeed crying, they have to
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: do it every single time. Otherwise, you know, obviously this
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: moment where people swipe away their tears, and you can
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: use a shot like that. But but there's been times
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: where I've edited things and someone does something so beautiful
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: and they and they cried it was the master wide shot.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: And then you're going for close up and they kind
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: of like that that was what they had. They can't
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: they can't sort of muster it again. Well, you can't
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: use that beautiful wide shot and really anymore because it
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: won't It doesn't make any I have a question, how come,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: how come do you don't reverse engineer those scenes then
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: and do them backwards. You can do, but that's that's
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: a very good question. You at people say they're they're
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: a plus effort for the close stuff. The smart the
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: smart thing to do, if you're someone who knows you
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: only have so much gas in the tank is to
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: is to wait until the camera's tight on you, and
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: that will make the most difference. If you guys, remember
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: on scrubs, I would often cheat and I would cut
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: short the master before you got to the heavy emotional stuff,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: so you know you didn't have to do it. You
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: guys ever, remember going through that, I would just do, Hey,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: the master only works till here and here, so let's
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  Speaker 1: stop it. Yeah, absolutely definitely. The other thing you can
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  Speaker 1: do is is is roll two cameras, sometimes one tight
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  Speaker 1: and one wide. But but it's tricky and of course,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: worst case scenario. By the way, we usually the worst
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: case scenario is there's a there's literally a mental thing.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: They blow in your eyes and it makes them tear.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: But now, my girlfriend I were watching TV and we
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: saw the first, our first CGI tier. We both stopped
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: and we were like, there's no way that's a real
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: tier because it was so perfectly timed and beautiful and
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: rolling down a cheek and really impossible. And I was
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: just on a job that has a lot of special
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: effects on it. And I turned to the guy, go
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: by the way, I think I just saw my first
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: CGI tier going down a cheek. Is that a thing now?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, yeah, we're out and loss of tears.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: I that Hey, whas did you ask? Because you're a performer.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: It's an interesting question. No, I just I was just wondering.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: I'm just a student. Okay, cool question. What do you
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: do out in Hamburg? My friend? Yeah, I'm as study
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: for business administration? Okay, So is that is that where
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: you're from? Are you from? Hamburger? Is just where you
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: go to Universe? I'm from Bill. This is not your
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: audition to lead the podcast, okay, j Jack, I'm trying
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: to hear you. Someone all the way and is so
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: very aproposed everybody knows. As I said that Zach got
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: tangled up in his heart that almost collapsed. Zach had
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: a beautiful JD moment and got tangled in his own
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: headset cord. All right, line is it's time for everyone
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: on our favorite moment in the podcast, Ready Daniel with
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: the queue, it's time to fix How can we help you?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: All the way from all the way from Hollywood to Hamburg,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: We're gonna send this fix it. So it's kind of
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  Speaker 1: have you. Me and my long term girlfriend, we just
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: broke up and it was the first real love for
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: both of us, so I think something really special, and
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: I should mention that we just grew apart. There was
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: no bad blood at all. I wish you the best,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: but still it's quite hard. Of course, my friends and
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: my family they try to help me as good as
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: they can because the pandemic is, yeah, affecting all of us.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: But I do still feel a little bit lost, if
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: you can say that right now, because you can't make
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: any big plans at all. You can't plan any vacations
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: or go to the cinema or the theaters at the moment.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: So it's quite a rough time and I would like
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: to ask for an advice what I should do or
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: how you get over your first real love of heart break.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go first. I'm gonna go first. The first
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: thing I can tell you that I find is the
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: most helpful thing, and not even related to your breakup,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: but to life right now, is that you are not alone.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Everybody is going through as we said on the podcast,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: as my mom when we used to tell me when
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: I was a kid, if if you weren't feeling these feelings,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: there'd be something wrong with you. This is such a
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: weird time, and so many people are break up aside
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: are dealing with how do I get over this this melancholia?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: How do I can't go to the movies, I can't
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: go hug my parents like so, I think that there's
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: there's comfort in knowing that you're that you're not alone.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: So many people are are going through this, and and
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: of course a breakup makes it so much worse. I
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: think a lot of people I've i've I've read a
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: lot of people are are going through, you know, relationship problems.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Because of course it's so unnatural. All of a sudden,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: we're forced to quarantine, and there's everyone's stressed and so
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: we can all give you our best tips on on
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: on getting over lost love. I think you know, no
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: matter what anyone has ever told me in a breakup,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: time has has been the only thing. And you're gonna
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: hear that over and again. It doesn't really help. But
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: but know that it that it does. You will look
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: back when you're in when you're in your new relationship
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: and you're newly excited and giddy and feeling so happy,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: you'll look back and go, oh my god, I can't
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: believe this one's even better. I can't believe that I'm
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: that I you know, thank thank god that ended, because
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: even though it was sad at the time, it led
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: me to this person who's so much better. So I
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: know that that's that's that's that doesn't hurt help right now,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: But I think that's that's something you should at least
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: have in your brain now. There's a reason that all
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: almost every a giant percentage of music is written about
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: this topic is because it's it hurts so bad and
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: and was it gonna say, Zach, it's such a good point,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: by the way, is part of the thing that's gonna
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: make this fun is at the end and you don't
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: have to do it out loud. You're gonna have to
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: email us. You're gonna have to say whose advice was
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: the best. So it's a kind of Mine's probably only
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: build Lawrence, the most competitive mofo in the world, will
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: turn giving lineus advice into a front. Do you not
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: see Line is smiling. He's enjoying this. Go ahead, boss,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: fucking make it better? All right? So well, it don't
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: feel weird about knowing that my advice is gonna be
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: the best the uh No, Like zach'son, something's very smart,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: which is hard for me to say. Every show I've
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: ever written has constant episodes about lost love and heartbreak
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: because it's so universal and because it's the building block
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: for who we are. Right, So I will tell you
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: you know these guys said, it is true. It's all
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: learning experience. It will make you better and stronger for
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: the next relationship you enter in. But I'm going to
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: say to you the one thing that a friend of
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: mine who's a shrink said to me recently, which is
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: just remember, because of where we are is a quarantine
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: and a pandemic, that none of this is a real
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: playing field. None of this is real in terms of
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: loneliness amplified by a thousand, depression amplified by a thousand,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: hopelessness amplified by a thousand. So the one piece of
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: advice I'd give you, I'm a type of person that
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: I need to have something to look forward to. And
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I call the real j D all the time to
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: ask about where we are in the pandemic. And he's
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: a guy that we all know, and he said, there's
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: three vaccines, all with over ninety percent efficacy, all that
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: are coming down the pipe. So even if you're a pessimist,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: you're six months away from being in a real environment
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: where none of these feelings will be amplified by a thousand.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: So all I would tell you is look for that
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: light at the end of the tunnel man, and the
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: stuff will all seem a lot clear. But it sucks.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it sucks. And you know what, the thing
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: you can do? What can you do proactively? Reach out
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: to friends. Don't don't become a hermit that's like in
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: their fetal position in your bed. Like reach out to
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: your friends, face time with your friends, going on national podcasts,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: sometimes going on international podcast is a huge help. I
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: agree with Bill I like to do. Give myself things
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: to look forward to, even if it's little things like
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: like my girlfriend and I'll be like tonight, we're getting
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: sushi and we're gonna eat a tubbot ice cream. Like
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: even if it's like stupid you and your girlfriend do that.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Don't be a dick, I'm saying he can do. I
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: mean you just be a little bit sensitive man. You're
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: talking about you. Yeah, I mean that's the type of
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: thing that somebody that gives the third best advice says,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: right wild, you know when you know that, you know that,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: you know when you know when Homer squeezes Bart's neck.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: That's what I lions. Give your little give yourself things
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: that are even if they're small, that you know you
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: look forward to, and don't watch there's so much sad
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: shit on TV, like we I got lost in a
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: true crime wormhole, watching like all this true crime and
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: dark shit. Find stuff that's that's that's funny and that
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: will cheer you up. Maybe maybe something British, maybe something
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: with like an internet big hits very sure, but Scrubs
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: or or I haven't gotten the ship squeak, but people
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: love that, like something that just lift your spirits and
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: make you laugh even if you're down. Also the Mandalorian
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: or the Mandalorian, sure, the Mandalorian journal. When I'm down,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: journaling helps me just like like we you've heard me
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: say this before, Like in college, we called it a
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: brain drain, and we just write, just without taking the
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: pen off the paper everything you're thinking, like in this
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: and this and this, and even if a sentence is
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: like and I don't know what to write now, I
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: don't know what to write now, but then you just
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: keep writing and do that for like five minutes a minimum.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: And I will tell you alone, I've seen except Daniel,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: who I'm just getting to know, I've seen the other
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: two guys, both heartbroken at different states, and I can't
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: even revisit it because they're both so happy where they
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: are now. And I promise you that they were both
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: as heartbroken as you yourself are. Now. That's the best.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Best By the way, you did win, Bill, you did,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: you did win. That's a great point. This man has
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: helped me through Ben Donald, through bad breakups in our
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: life when we were just where you're at, Dude, I
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: got divorced while we were making scrubs, and now we're
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: now we're both in relationships that we've never been happier.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: So one of the best parties I was ever at
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Linas and he'll tell you about it when he's on
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Here was John McGinley announced to everybody on Scrubs at
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: the beginning that he would never ever, ever, ever ever
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: be in a committed relationship and get married ever again.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: And so I met him ten thousand dollars in front
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: of everybody that he would be married again before the
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: end of the show. And I didn't take the money
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: from him, but I used it to pay for his
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: engagement party. It could not have been more follow Yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: all right, so you so you're welcome. So you're welcome.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: You're welcome in the meantime. In the meantime, you know,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: all you can do is you can go flirt, flirt
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: on the dating apps and on slide into them dms.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: You can by wait, We'll let you take a screen
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: shot right now and you can slide into the dms
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: with this picture and say, hey, I listen this I
• 1:18:15
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• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: into the DM flex I was on Fake Doctor's Real Friends.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Just grab my fallow real quick, yeh. Wait, oh, has
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: just texted me Bill, Donald Zach as the order of
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: whose advice is. That's right, that's actually what I'm all right, Lions,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: you're ready for your screenshot? Are you guys ready? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: thank you? All right, So that's gonna help you. You're
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: gonna slide into your into the Girls dms with that
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: and say, hey, you may have heard me on the
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: internationally successful podcast. Make sure you mentioned brown Bearry. It
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: always works out, young people all say, Lions, I bet you,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: Zack and Donald do this too, even though we can't
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: guarantee it because it's crazy. But if you find us
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: on Twitter and say, hey, it's lineus. I'm still on
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: a shitty mood, we'll say something to make you up. Yeah,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: we do that. Okay, I don't forget. I don't forget.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: When you listen to this podcast, you'll know what it means.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: But we also need you to tweet at Dave Felony
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: to make sure that he comes on Donald's Star Wars podcast.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: All right, dad, you asked to asked Dave Felony to
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: put me in the in the show. I'm starting. One
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: of the most successful TV producers. Right here, he's telling
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: you how to fucking do it. Okay, I'm sorry, sorry,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: sorry lie watch line wants to say. Can I say
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: something really quick? I just want to thank all of you,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: like Dan, Joel and of course the three of us
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: for doing the podcast and doing the TV show. It
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: was our family Sunday evening tradition. My book post. This
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: is on mine and my parents. We always watch Scrubs altogether,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: and it's just oh favory two we shoul who do you?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Thank you allocated. Hey man, that means more
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: to me than you know. Dude, that's really cool. Thank
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: you so much. And I would like to give a
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: shout out to my older sisters. She's listening to this
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: one as well, but she doesn't know that I'm on today.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: Be surprised you. And to my good friend Julian. He's
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: also a huge Scrubs fan and we always do it.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: We're always quoting from scrouts and using the show for
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: inside jokes. So I want to know, Line's right off
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: the top of your head, without giving too much thought,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: what's one of your favorite quotes? I know what it is.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: I can't. I know what it is. Line is because
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: of Julian. Is there a manateee under there? I think
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: is there some sort of underground tunnel system? I think
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: I saw a manatee. Was his name Julian? I don't know.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: We didn't exchange pleasantries. That's Julian alright, Thanks so many,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys, Thanksgiving for you to thank Thanks very much.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Hamburg is a rock star city. It was so fun there.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: The food was great. I feel him though, because I'm
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: going through a breakup during quarantine and COVID and everyone. No.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: I know, I know he's going to be fine, dude,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: but you know we've all been there. Imagine doing it
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: during during I mean, I'm sure a lot of people
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: listening are going through it during quarantine, a breakup, and
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: it's like a double punch of the faith. Hey, I
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: got another I got another good uh news break for
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: you because then you two can decide. So everybody's really busy.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: A lot of charities have nicely asked if and everybody's
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: been doing different charitable stuff. I think is cool and awesome,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: but a couple of charities nicely asked if we would
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: ever do it scrubs table read. You guys want me
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: to try and rally the troops and we'll do it. Sure,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: let's do it. What what what script would we read?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Look, I do know it has to
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: be one with my wife in it, or I'm not
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: going to be allowed to do it. Oh, Bill, while
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: we have you on the spot, Yeah, can you help
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: us get Mike Fox for one of his episodes? Uh? Yeah,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He's promoting a book. Tell
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: him this has a huge audience and will promote his book.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Let me email Mike today. He's such a man, He's
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: such a lovely dude. And I had to do some
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: stuff for his book, you know, just because I'm vet.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Some stuff because a couple of chapters on our Spin
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: City Days. And by the way, this new book has
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: a couple of chapters on his Scrubs guest appear. I mean, well,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: he's got two episodes coming up, it's three twelve and
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: three thirteen, and he would love to have him. If
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: you can pull any strings, if, if, if, if I
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: make it happen, I expect I want to deal right now.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: You say, Mike, welcome to our and Bill's podcast. Even
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: if I'm not on it. You got it, you got it,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: I'll say, I'll literally to get Mike Fox, I would
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: say whatever you want me to say. It would be
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: such an honor and and I know we just semi
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: convenient because he's promoting a book and this has an
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: enormous audience. That is, he's a he's a big look.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: There's it's weird to say we're like this, we're not,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: you know, too self involved, and which we say, like
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: an act I don't, but I'm too, But it's I
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: didn't mean anything that I said, but the he's an
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: actor that I truly think is an American icon and
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: a hero for all the stuff he's been doing. Such
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: a great dude. So I mean, we would have to
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: make it like a two hour episode because we would
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: just be like, fuck scrubs, dude, let's just talk about
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: every single thing. We would talk. I would talk about
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Back to the Future for like an hour and a half.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: I talk about how Eric Stultz had the freaking you know,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, I would he by the way, all right
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: right now, me doing to me saying that right now,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: He's probably like, I'm not going on the show, so
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: let me not. I'm not. I wouldn't do that. I
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: wouldn't do that. I imagine this because you guys went
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: through it. The only way he could do Back to
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: the Future was to shoot it concurrently with Family Ties,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: So he would shoot back to the Future at night
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: and Family Ties during the day, which is banana pa
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: what about? Yes, but he but he he did most
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: of the season from what I remember, he did most
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: of the season for Family Ties because he was the
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: original choice that Zamkis wanted for Back to the Future,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: but he couldn't do it because he was doing Family Ties.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: And then when Stultz fell out at the when Stultz
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: fell out and they knew they were getting him back,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: it was because of your old mentor Gary goldberga happening.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: He was friends with those guys there. Yeah, all right,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: well Bill, will you please try it? Are you writing
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: it on a posted because you're gonna I'm just gonna
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: do it. I'm just gonna do it and I'll have
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: it all right? Yeah, Okay? Are you fake writing it
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: on a posted? For all I know you're fake writing it?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: Are you fake writing right now? No? I just wrote
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: Mike Fox email IM an email anyways, man, I miss
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: that guy. Thank you. All right, let's let's finish the
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: app because we've gone an hour and a half. And
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: we have Okay, I just want to stay shout out
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: Mike Starr, who was on this who was in this episode.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: He was the patient that Johnny had. When I first
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: got Clueless, me and Justin Walker were flying to LA
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: and we were in first class and I just remember
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: waking up and Mike Starr was handing the bagels. And
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: he was one of the first people I met before
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: I got to Hollywood. We never, you know, we talked
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: about hanging out because we were going to do the
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: movie Clueless, and somehow Justin had who played Christian in
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: the movie, had struck up a conversation with him and
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: told him that we were in this television show. So
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: I woke up and he's like, hey, kid, do you
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: want a bagel? And I was like, absolutely, I want
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: a bagel. Holy shit, you're the guy from Dumb and Dummer,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And I don't even think yeah,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: Dumb and Dummer had come out already, so I I, uh, yeah,
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: he's one of the best. He's been in so many things,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: and he's such a talented actor, and I forgot that
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: he was on Scrubs and so I just want to
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: give him a big shout out and a Hello Mike
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: Star because it was a pleasure to see you on Scrubs.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: And I don't know why, but you guys made me
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: watch this episode, and any episode that has Sam Lloyd
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: being sweet in it both makes me sad and miss him.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: He was so sweet in this episode. I know, I know,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't. Yeah, yeah, he was so funny in this episode.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: So we have the thirty eight year old virgin and
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: and we talked about that a bit, but it's funny
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: when Sarah, Sarah is so fucking funny in this episode.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: She goes, he goes, she goes, I'm a virgin, and
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Sarah goes, me too. Sorry. That's a reflex from college
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: when I used to play tambourine in a Christian Rocks.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: The writing, the writing and delivery of Elliott and this
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: episode is so fucking funny. Then she does her O face.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: We got a glimpse of what Elliott looks like when
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: she's having an orgasm. And she said the three of
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: three people in her high school because that picture got out,
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: they posed like that for their you book photos. Man,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: I love watching I literally, Sarah's so funny. Don't you
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: guys love that? To watch this show again when for me,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: I'm old enough to have forgotten it now it's so funny.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: Of course we don't remember it all. And I and
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: Donald and I've said multiple times that we that we
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: knew Sarah was funny in particular when we were doing it,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: but in watching it back this many years later, I'm
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: I just am really appreciating how fucking hilarious of a
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: comedic actors she is. Not just that, not just that,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: but Bill, I'm gonna be you know, the story Johnny
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: C's storyline is so necessary. Like I used to think
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: that Zach, Sarah and I that's the go to. Johnny's
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: the go to man. Johnny's life is my life now
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: pretty much, you know what I mean. Like everything that
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: Johnny goes through in this episode, Cox goes through in
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: this series like I'm going through now, and so I
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: relate to his character more than I relate to the
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: character I played on the show. That's the crazy thing. Man,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: It's like life has changed so much, you know, So
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: when rewatching it now, it's like I was so caught
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: up in what we were doing because I thought we
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: were to hip kids and stuff like that. Johnny's story
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: is really it really does carry a lot. That's so
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: sad for me is that I identify with Ken. Sometimes
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: it's hard because it's hard to be a boss. In
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: my favorite episodes involving Ken Jenkins, where when he made
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: you know that it's hard to be a boss and
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: that he's probably a sweet guy underneath all that crap.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: You know, was it like that when you were writing
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: it or is it like that now? As you like
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: that now? Man? When I look at you know, I'm like, man,
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: I'm an old, crusty dude. People sometimes think is a
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: you know, closed off control freak at work, and I'm like,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: it's tough to be a boss. Sometimes it is. Woe
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: is me whatever. I laughed out loud at powerful tiny fists,
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: Powerful tiny fists. Yes, it's like powerful tiny fists. Yeah,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: come back from a fantasy when Randall has punched me
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: in the nuts for a second time. I really liked
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: that song spreading around and saving ted. That was great. Yeah,
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: I was. I was a little upset that Kelso was
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: bummed out by it. Yeah, that kind of struck me
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: when he called my chicken. Yeah, I wrote down that
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: Kelso is kind of evil. Well, the Cavalier attitude towards that.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: You know, it's our favorite jokes to write, and I
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: thought that was one that was a mistake where one
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: that walked that line between inappropriate and okay and ted
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: was obviously somebody depressed. And maybe I'm hypersensitive to it now,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: like but all I love the joke. And if you
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: guys remember our favorite joke on h was in Sam's briefcase.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: All he had was his briefcase. All he had was
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: a a button with a happy face and a loaded
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: revolver and ones in case I get sad and the
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: others in case I get real sad. But that is
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: it's clever enough and fucking the lot is that in
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: the show. I didn't know. I don't think. I don't
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: think we would. You would likely do some of these
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: more cavalier suicide jokes today. I mean Kelso we wanted
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: to have him have a little bit of heart. No,
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: I would not call him a chicken for not jumper. Yeah,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: we it was the joke guy. Who look, you guys
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: probably do this with your performances. When I watched these shows,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: the painful parties you watch at the things that you
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: would never do now, I would make a lot of stuff. Yeah,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: all right, let's switch topics. J C M. Johnny c
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: McGinley is fucking ripped in the gym. I mean, I
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: know he listens while he's working out. So Johnny, keep going. Man,
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: you look like a stud in this episode. John look beefy.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: That's a that's you know what he knows. You don't
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: need to make him feel better about it. Donald, you go,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: I don't disdain you, idain you. That's funny. That's a
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: funny T shirt. Scott Rabbidou in the background, now a
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: funny my stand in. Scott Rabbidou is in the background
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: of the gym. Bill, am I correct in that? You
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: you you had these set dressers, production designers build the
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: gym set and then told him to leave it up
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: so we would have a gym. Yeah, and we moved down.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: It's a way to get a gym for the because
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: we lived in that stupid hospital for the brew staff,
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: actors whatever. We all would any previous any previous gym
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: scenes were in a small room. This was the first
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: time Bill said, no, let's move the gym to the
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: basement and make it big and then also leave all
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: the shit in there. Yeah, let's charge Disney for cleaning
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: up the basement, putting a ton of gym equipment in there,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: maybe a stereo system of some kind, and then say,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: we plan to use that set a lot, and then
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: we can all exercise in between launch breaks and when
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: we're sitting around doing I wouldn't even work out there
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: when we were when we were dark, when we weren't working,
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: I would come. I would. It was the closest. It
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: was the closest nice gym to me. I would just
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: it's one of the best completely free gyms. And Wells angels. Yeah,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: the best free gym that you'll be alone in in
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles. Todd with his giant green balls and the
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: gym was funny. Sure. I think that was a Maschio
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: ad lib once he saw the props that were available
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: to it. So moving in is a big topic in
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: this episode. Jad's very worried that Danny's slow. Everyone's teasing him,
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: and he's also concerned that she's slowly going to try
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: and move in. That's always weird, right when you're in
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: a relationship and you're kind of dancing around the They
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: start with a toothbrush and then there's a few things
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: and then there's the conversation like, well why am I
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: paying rent? It's like, you know, it was that a
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: little dance. I didn't. I had a completely different experience
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: than you had, obviously when it comes to moving in.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: I was tricked by my wife. My wife told me.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: My wife told me she was never gonna get married.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: She didn't want to get married, and she didn't want
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: to have kids, and she was an independent woman and
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: she would always live on her own. And I was like,
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: oh shit, well bet come, that's start dating. That's the
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: type of woman I want a date, right, I like,
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: it is a true story. You guys both know that
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: my wife beats me in every couple battle, every mental battle,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: every you know, she decides what I do. She didn't
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: charge everything in my life. The only victory I ever
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: had was when I left New York because you know,
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: I fell in love with her and I was running
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: the show in New York Spin City and I realized
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: and she had to work. She was in La, you know,
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: on the Juke Carrey show. I'm like, man, if I
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: don't move to LA, you can't do that long distance thing.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: For years. I can't. You know, this relations and ship's
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: gonna end. So I moved to LA. I said, I'm
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: moving back to LA and Christa said, you know, you're
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: not moving in with me? And I'm like, oh, cool, whatever.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: And when I came and visited once, she showed me
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: this cool house she was building up in Nichols Canyon.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: I remember going, oh, this is gonna be a perfect
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: place for me to live. So but she's like, you're
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: not moving in with me? And then I told her,
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I don't want to. I'm gonna rent
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: kind of like a party place at the beach in Malibu.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: And she's like, by yourself, you know. I'm like, no,
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it with Rob mas There's a friend
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: of mine. Gets better. And then I saw Rob Mashio
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: like two nights after that, I go, hey, I told
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: Christa Miller, this woman i'm dating that you and I
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: are getting when I moved back to LA, that you
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: and I are getting a house on the beach and Malibu,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: that I'm paying for it, but we're gonna live together
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: and have lots of parties. He goes, are we I
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: said no, no, as if we're not at all, But
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: you have to know that we are in case you
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: see her and uh. And then when I got to La,
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: she's like, you shouldn't have a party house at the beach.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: She should just crash here in my new house. I
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: was like, all right, my only victory is that the
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: house we did the table read at. That's the house
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: you did the table read at. That's my only victory
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: as an adult male with my now wife of twenty something.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: I built that house. Yeah, I thought I had one
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: when my wife had said that to me, that she
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: didn't want to have kids or getting married or lived together.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: And she was an independent woman. But I found myself
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: begging her. Yeah, two years later, please just let me
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: just live. Let's just live together. Why can't we live together?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why you're not living here? Like she
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: played me like a fiddle. Yeah, man, you're not. By
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: the way, when Chris is on here again, and she
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: will be, I'm sure she'll tell you the reality of
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: the story I told and why it was all plotted
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: and planned. Yeah, Oh, she played you like it. Oh
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: got it? You know, I'm sure I feel like my
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: only victory, don't get me wrong. When we lived there,
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I have a favorite ouch nope,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: I have a favorite chair. Like what about this fork?
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: Did I bring this fork to our new house? Now?
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: Those forks don't work? Like all right. That's always funny too,
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: when you when when you move in with your girl
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: or your guy, and all of a sudden, if you're
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: the person who's house it is, and they start going,
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: so what's the deal with that painting? And you're like
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: that that master that masterpiece? Yeah? So like when where
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: else could that go? You're like, what something that can go?
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: Like in your office? If you have an office? Could
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: I go there? What? Yeah? That's always tough. I was, Yeah,
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: I was still building renovating my house when Florence and
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: I started dating, and and she was so tactfully way
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: in on things. I mean, granted she was she was
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: clearly new. It was a sensitive thing. And she'd be like,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: is that the tile for the for the bathroom. I'd
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, why you don't like it?
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: She no, no, no, no, it's great, great right right,
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: so passive aggressive. I moved in a Chris's house and
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: we got engaged like seven months later, It's true story.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: And as a gift, she turned an extra room in
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: that house into an office for me for about two months,
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: and then she's like, I'm pregnant, and the very same
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: workers that had gone in and put office stuff in
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: there came in sixty days later and ripped it out
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: and turned it into a nursery. Did you write scrubs
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: in that office? I didn't. I didn't have it long enough. Man.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: It reminds me of one of my favorite movies, Brewster's Millions.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: Great movie Millions. That movie should be remade. But I
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: don't know if you. I mean John knutcha prior you
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: can't touch him to Gold. I love. One of the
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: funniest parts I love about it is that he's trying
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: to waste money and he keeps renovating his office with
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: the keep redoing it and redoing it and redoing it
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: because he's just like, this is the best way to
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: waste money. And then finally, finally, in the end, sorry
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: mild spoiler, yeah, he goes, She goes, She goes, is
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: this it? Have I finally achieved your dream? He goes,
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: this is it? This is a room I could die
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: in And she exhales and she goes, all right, boys,
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: take it all away, because like twenty guys given and
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: Take Everything Away Away. Such a great movie. Great movie.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: You should watch that if you haven't. And do you
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: need a certified check? Do you need a receipt? That's
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: that last. I love Richard Pryor movies. The Toy was
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: Another favorite movie of mine was a Kid That You Touched.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: That movie has a lot of social By the way,
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: this is part of for me old enough, but part
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: of the fun is taking your kids, Zach through these movies.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: We did a Dirty Rotten Scoundrels with Henry last night.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: Oh that's great. You got to show him the Toy Bill.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: Although gas Richard Pryor, It's awesome. It'll be like I
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: already lived this life. I understand the fantasy of the
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: point of dare you What are you saying that Henry
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: has a toy black man living in his house. I'm
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: saying he has a wealthy father, that's all. But it's
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: his father and that movie doesn't take care of him. Though, okay,
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: it was a fucking joke. Asked next, pretty good joke.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: Dick lips. Dick lips, you're saying my lips look like
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: two dicks. Your lips look like a dick's mouth. Remember
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: when he says penis breath. I didn't know as a
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: child that was a first of all, a pretty racy
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: joke for et. He's saying that his brother like that
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: penis breath right now, he's saying that his bread his
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: He's saying that his brother had a penis in his mouth.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: Otherwise why would he have penis breath. I didn't really
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  Speaker 1: understand that as a child. And also I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: if it was penis breath or penis bread. As a child,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, why is he calling him penis bread?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I go for a piece of penuts
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  Speaker 1: bread right now? Is actually I could eat some spotted
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  Speaker 1: dick pudding that shows good, no lies, no liest his
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  Speaker 1: bread with a little bit of butter. Yeah. I think
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  Speaker 1: we got it. I think we did one last thing,
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  Speaker 1: one last thing. We're doing, one last thing. You're benching.
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  Speaker 1: You're benching ninety times two, which is one eighty plus.
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  Speaker 1: The bar is forty five five nine two twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: Are you really benching that to twenty five? Or is
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  Speaker 1: that fake weights? I think we could get that up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I don't. I think we could get
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  Speaker 1: that up. No, back in back, back in the episode
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  Speaker 1: were you were they fake weights? Were you fuck? NBA?
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  Speaker 1: I went up to let me just say this. NBA
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  Speaker 1: players would have to bench one eighty five at the
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  Speaker 1: Columbine if I'm correct, right, they and that's a plate
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  Speaker 1: on each side and the bar am I correct? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can do that, right, I'm asking in this episode
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  Speaker 1: you're many more? Do you got to add on to
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  Speaker 1: make that two twenty five? No? For you do the
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  Speaker 1: math for you. Your character is benching two twenty five
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  Speaker 1: in this episode. I want to know if you remember
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  Speaker 1: if the weights were real or fake? No, I'm just
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: was fake? Come on, man, okay, I was just waiting.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, what again? All right, that's our show. Everybody.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: We love you very much. Thank you William for coming on.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: I love you guys. Makes me happy to see Danald,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: makes me happy, see Joel, makes me happy, see Donald
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: and always makes me happy. Us have a lovely holiday, everybody.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: You when you guys hear this, thanks to me will
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: be over. But we are going to be coming to
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: you every week now and even in discussions to get
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: back to two a week. We're going to figure that out.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: We have a we have a new idea. It's going
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: to be exciting. And Mike Fox News either way will
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: be coming next episode. Yes, let us know on Fox
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: either way. And uh and thank you. Hey, we know
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: it's tough out there. A lot of people are down.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: And just know that these five people care about you
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 1: and love you and want you to be safe and
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: healthy and happy and and that's it. Donald, why don't
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: you count us in? I'm not Bill, count us in? Okay, Bill,
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: since to do it now? I only do it when
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 1: people don't want me to. Okay, well Bill, if that's
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: the case, they don't want seven stories about Sure we
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: made about a bunch of docs and nurses and janitor
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: who I said, here's the stories never all should know.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: So gather around you. Here are gather around you, here
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: are expect We watch your wins at the time. M hm.