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- 0:01Speaker 1: The Big Show was Night and Day. Anytime is a
- 0:03Speaker 1: good time for a thick shake from night and Day.
- 0:07Speaker 1: Welcome this big heavy show. Indeed, Jason Heights night not
- 0:13Speaker 1: and oh good you're mad but since great to have
- 0:17Speaker 1: your company this Monday afternoon. It is the sixteenth of
- 0:20Speaker 1: September twenty twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening
- 0:23Speaker 1: to the Big Show brought to you by Night Nay
- 0:30Speaker 1: Mogi austallion house.
- 0:32Speaker 2: Life going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son
- 0:35Speaker 2: of a bee had a huge bloody weekend.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Din.
- 0:36Speaker 2: We are out at the boxing to Doo's, to Do's,
- 0:38Speaker 2: to do's, We're out drinking to Doo's, to Doo's, to dooch.
- 0:41Speaker 2: We're lying on the couch all day yesterday.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Oh god, oh yeah yeah of course.
- 0:47Speaker 1: Mate, pick it up on Monday, keazy. You had a
- 0:49Speaker 1: big weekend to mate. Firstly, great jacket. Secondly, great hat
- 0:53Speaker 1: looking good man? How was Christ shirts? It was really good?
- 0:57Speaker 1: Oh nice Christ which was lovely.
- 0:58Speaker 4: You know, some quality family time, I'll be honest for
- 1:02Speaker 4: as we can get into this maybe nixt but first
- 1:05Speaker 4: time I've really experienced big show fomo sure, because you
- 1:07Speaker 4: guys had such a great evening at the old boxing there,
- 1:10Speaker 4: pugs and went along heaps people from the team went along,
- 1:12Speaker 4: you all the free drinks responsibly of cause and food,
- 1:16Speaker 4: and I did feel a wee bit left out.
- 1:17Speaker 1: Yeah, so well we'll get into that in the first break.
- 1:21Speaker 1: But I'll tell you it wasn't that the first break,
- 1:23Speaker 1: the first break proper hello, it was. It was keasy,
- 1:29Speaker 1: a fascinating evening, my first time ever at a live fight,
- 1:32Speaker 1: and I found it fascinating in particularly of the crowd.
- 1:35Speaker 1: But I saw over the weekend you had a game
- 1:37Speaker 1: of golf. Yes, how was that, mate? How was your form?
- 1:40Speaker 1: Because we're going to have our first game soon, I hope.
- 1:42Speaker 4: Yeah, this week Jason and I are finally going to
- 1:44Speaker 4: play golf together. It's been months. It was terrible, first
- 1:46Speaker 4: time I'd played in four months. I was absolutely miless.
- 1:49Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, right, But by the end of it, I
- 1:51Speaker 1: was ready to play again and again and again and again. Yeah.
- 1:53Speaker 1: I'm addicted. I've been driving my wife crazy mogi because
- 1:56Speaker 1: I bought my golf clubs and I've been walking around
- 1:58Speaker 1: the house with them all weekend doing fake swings and
- 2:01Speaker 1: She's like, oh God, here we go. You new obsession.
- 2:03Speaker 1: Have you got your padder in the hallway. Yeah, patter
- 2:06Speaker 1: in the hallway. I have bought some balls over the
- 2:08Speaker 1: weekend too, so that's good. I'm good to go. But listen,
- 2:12Speaker 1: do you get your wood out? I get my wood
- 2:14Speaker 1: out all the time. Listen, it's maggot Monday. Of course,
- 2:17Speaker 1: if you've got someone that's been a maggot over the weekend.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Text us three four eight three. Let's get into some tunes,
- 2:24Speaker 1: The Kings of Leon, the.
- 2:26Speaker 5: Whole Ache Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
- 2:30Speaker 5: Keezy Is.
- 2:31Speaker 1: Indeed jed there on the radio Honikee Big Show this
- 2:33Speaker 1: Monday afternoon, eleven minutes past four o'clock. I believe we
- 2:37Speaker 1: have a text on three four eight three for maggot Monday. Yeah,
- 2:40Speaker 1: it's a few.
- 2:41Speaker 4: Texts chase on three four eight three, people nominating their
- 2:43Speaker 4: maggots from the weekend and give themselves on the draw
- 2:46Speaker 4: for a fifty old nine day vouch. You're just gonna
- 2:47Speaker 4: skip those. Someone, here's just text through get a backbones.
- 2:51Speaker 4: A duck just flew past me, wondering if it's Hoidy Jay's.
- 2:54Speaker 4: It was brownish in color and it was doing poos.
- 2:56Speaker 1: Did it sound right? Is it your duck?
- 2:58Speaker 4: You had a bit of green in the wing, right, Yeah,
- 3:01Speaker 4: that's your house done. Yeah, yeah it was in the
- 3:02Speaker 4: large Ok so false alarmy, that's not Aidy.
- 3:05Speaker 1: J's good stuff, mate, good stuff. Now, as previously mentioned,
- 3:09Speaker 1: we went to the big fight on Sat. D Night
- 3:13Speaker 1: at the events centered down there at the vardupt and
- 3:16Speaker 1: I tell you what, I was one of the first
- 3:18Speaker 1: to arrive, actually Mogi, and I was very intimidated by
- 3:21Speaker 1: the fact that everyone that I saw that was waiting
- 3:23Speaker 1: outside was wearing a tuxedo. Right, So I immediately felt underdressed,
- 3:27Speaker 1: even though I looked great. Well did you wear a
- 3:29Speaker 1: suit while I wore a suit jacket and a sort
- 3:32Speaker 1: of pink shirt underneath it. Yeah, and those really tight
- 3:36Speaker 1: jeans that you know are not fashionable anymore, but they
- 3:39Speaker 1: still look great on me. Right. Ah. But I immediately went, oh, God,
- 3:42Speaker 1: maybe I'm underdressed here. But it was all fine. What
- 3:45Speaker 1: did you think of the evening? I found it fascinating.
- 3:47Speaker 2: I thought it was really great. I thought it was
- 3:50Speaker 2: I was concerned about the duration. Sure, doors open at
- 3:53Speaker 2: six first fight at six fifteen. Nick is not going
- 3:56Speaker 2: to be on until eleven o'clock at the earliest, but
- 3:59Speaker 2: it kind of flew a lot.
- 4:00Speaker 1: It did. It did in the end, and that surprised me.
- 4:03Speaker 1: I like the setup.
- 4:04Speaker 2: I was anticipating that there would be sort of the
- 4:07Speaker 2: corporate which is the tables, and then I thought that
- 4:09Speaker 2: there would be sort of a seated area for a
- 4:11Speaker 2: wider you know, for just people. That didn't Yeah, exactly,
- 4:14Speaker 2: I didn't do that. No, No, that was entirely corporate
- 4:17Speaker 2: tables and that's that was it. And yeah, and there
- 4:21Speaker 2: was all sorts of characters there.
- 4:23Speaker 1: I would we were table number sixty nine, coincidentally, and
- 4:27Speaker 1: one of the first things I noticed. There was no
- 4:29Speaker 1: rhyme or reason to the table numbering there. Absolutely, they
- 4:32Speaker 1: were all over the shop, so it took me a
- 4:35Speaker 1: while to find sixty nine. But what I did note
- 4:38Speaker 1: was just the rich variety of punters there. Okay, all
- 4:43Speaker 1: sorts of punters.
- 4:44Speaker 4: When you say there's a rich variety of punters, and
- 4:47Speaker 4: then it was fascinating. Is it like when you say
- 4:49Speaker 4: a heart check is elegant? No, there was what would
- 4:52Speaker 4: you say? There was famous people? Kay, I think I
- 4:55Speaker 4: saw a Mills Mill was at the table. Leo McDonald,
- 5:00Speaker 4: A Parker, Carlos Alberg, there was lots of.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Lots of people like that.
- 5:06Speaker 2: And then there's people that looked like they beat the
- 5:08Speaker 2: hell out of you looked at them the wrong way.
- 5:10Speaker 1: Correct. There were people that you didn't want to mess
- 5:12Speaker 1: with keizy can I phrase it that way? With sort
- 5:14Speaker 1: of gold chains and you know, just stay out of
- 5:16Speaker 1: my way.
- 5:17Speaker 2: Local local personalities as well for sure.
- 5:20Speaker 1: A few wounders. Yeah, So yeah, it was was fascinating
- 5:24Speaker 1: in that respect, and the boxing was great. It's quite
- 5:28Speaker 1: a different buzz seeing live boxing. A few early knockouts,
- 5:32Speaker 1: a few controversial decisions in my mind, I thought, but
- 5:36Speaker 1: generally speaking, a very enjoyable evening.
- 5:39Speaker 2: We had the winners, of course on our table, and
- 5:43Speaker 2: there a couple of backbones young fellows there held themselves
- 5:46Speaker 2: together very admirably, I thought they did. They did, they
- 5:49Speaker 2: don't get smashed or anything like that. And there was
- 5:50Speaker 2: a bunch of other winners at the table. I think
- 5:52Speaker 2: there was some winners from the Hats Hats potentially Flavor yes,
- 5:56Speaker 2: and then a couple of other fellows and I don't
- 5:58Speaker 2: know where that maybe they were winners from News Talk ZB.
- 6:00Speaker 2: From what I could tell, they were boomers. They were
- 6:04Speaker 2: absolutely maggoted, and they were screaming out things as if
- 6:10Speaker 2: they were in the South standard a Warriors game as
- 6:13Speaker 2: opposed to a corporate event, you know what I mean,
- 6:16Speaker 2: Absolute felth, offensive, embarrassing, disgraceful, embarrassing themselves. And it was
- 6:25Speaker 2: an odd sort of thing to be involved with because
- 6:27Speaker 2: you wanted to slap them both, but you also didn't
- 6:30Speaker 2: want to be the table that started a fight, you
- 6:32Speaker 2: know what I mean. And so they was screaming out
- 6:34Speaker 2: and everybody else was sort of turning around and looking
- 6:35Speaker 2: at them and cringing. But they thought they were really funny.
- 6:39Speaker 4: Oh man, I wish I had that where I could
- 6:41Speaker 4: say anything think it was funny, you know what I mean,
- 6:43Speaker 4: even though it's really stupid.
- 6:45Speaker 1: You know. The good thing about it is I could
- 6:47Speaker 1: see old Pugsan it was at another table, and I
- 6:49Speaker 1: gave him a bit of a wink. We've got a
- 6:51Speaker 1: bit of trouble here, Pugsn. So he just silently came
- 6:54Speaker 1: over and karate chopped both of them and knocked them
- 6:57Speaker 1: both out.
- 6:58Speaker 2: Really, yeah, it was something to It was just one
- 7:01Speaker 2: chop man, but bom one of my favorite things about
- 7:03Speaker 2: one of those guys. He's got go on.
- 7:04Speaker 3: Hard enough, smash them, you know, be the hell out
- 7:07Speaker 3: of them, get them on. My mother could hit harder
- 7:09Speaker 3: than that. Meanwhile, he was wearing a COVID mass the
- 7:11Speaker 3: entire time. Took a call from his wife who said,
- 7:14Speaker 3: I hope you're wearing your COVID mask. Don't worry, darling,
- 7:17Speaker 3: I'm wearing my COVID masters here back man. But interesting,
- 7:21Speaker 3: isn't it. Do you can listen to the show.
- 7:23Speaker 2: Apparently they do. They're saying they do, and their big
- 7:24Speaker 2: fans of Haughty Jay. So if you're listening out there,
- 7:27Speaker 2: just no a couple of less bottles of wine next time, phels.
- 7:30Speaker 1: Yeah. God.
- 7:33Speaker 2: But but at Black Sabbath there, and in fact, let
- 7:38Speaker 2: me say there was another couple there, young couple. They
- 7:41Speaker 2: left before the Nuka fight because these guys were so bad.
- 7:45Speaker 2: Oh god, So that should tell you something, but it
- 7:47Speaker 2: probably won't.
- 7:49Speaker 5: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
- 7:53Speaker 1: Kisey indeed, Black Sabbath there on the Radio Honarchy Big
- 7:56Speaker 1: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty three minutes
- 7:59Speaker 1: past four four o'clock and all as well, And just
- 8:02Speaker 1: regarding the boxing on Saturday night, my old maid Magie
- 8:07Speaker 1: saw something so egregious, so appalling, so disgraceful, that he
- 8:15Speaker 1: felt it was important that we talk about it on
- 8:17Speaker 1: today showing and involved a colleague of ours who works
- 8:24Speaker 1: within this building. And I'll pass it over to you,
- 8:27Speaker 1: Magie to explain what happened.
- 8:29Speaker 2: Thanks mate. You know, I had to take myself off
- 8:31Speaker 2: to the bathroom when I was at the boxing on
- 8:33Speaker 2: the Saturday night there, and I took myself into the corner.
- 8:37Speaker 2: I like to get a corner urinal if I can
- 8:40Speaker 2: at all. It helps me with my stage front, which
- 8:42Speaker 2: I still suffer from even as a forty seven year old. Sure,
- 8:45Speaker 2: so I'm standing there, I'm just about getting it going,
- 8:48Speaker 2: and there's actually quite a lot of room at all
- 8:50Speaker 2: the other urinals, there's hardly anybody in the joint, and
- 8:54Speaker 2: all of a sudden mania Stuart comes in and takes
- 8:57Speaker 2: a position up directly at my shoulder.
- 9:00Speaker 1: It's a power move. I like that.
- 9:01Speaker 2: So I could have chosen from any other urinal, and
- 9:03Speaker 2: and I Stewart's with us. Good a mate, good afternoon gentlemen.
- 9:06Speaker 2: You and I thought he could have gone anywhere, but
- 9:09Speaker 2: he chose to come and stand next to me. And
- 9:11Speaker 2: just immediately start a yarn and try peeking around at
- 9:14Speaker 2: my downstairs.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Is this what you're heading him up about? That's not it?
- 9:19Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean I expect that from Maniah. Yeah.
- 9:21Speaker 1: But then I went over.
- 9:22Speaker 2: I went over to the sink and I was washing
- 9:24Speaker 2: my hands and Mania finished after me. And as I
- 9:26Speaker 2: was washing my hands, I saw him beline directly from
- 9:29Speaker 2: the urinal I was doing up his fly and just
- 9:32Speaker 2: headed straight out the door, didn't go near a base
- 9:35Speaker 2: and didn't wash his hands.
- 9:36Speaker 1: What a none of it.
- 9:38Speaker 2: And I just thought we should bring him in here
- 9:40Speaker 2: and just see what kind of personal hygiene routine he's
- 9:43Speaker 2: actually running.
- 9:44Speaker 1: And can I just say, before Mania attempts to defend himself,
- 9:49Speaker 1: Maggie actually came up after that incident to our table
- 9:52Speaker 1: and explain the situation and said Mania's hands were literally
- 9:57Speaker 1: dripping with urine and so you know, it really wasn't disgraceful.
- 10:03Speaker 1: But man, the floor is yours mate.
- 10:06Speaker 6: In my defense, the first part, I do have an
- 10:08Speaker 6: issue with Moggi. The bathrooms were packed for some reason.
- 10:13Speaker 6: Every cubicle the entire night was busy. People needed to
- 10:17Speaker 6: take dumps. It was strange. Two at a time, three
- 10:20Speaker 6: at a time. I saw a couple. So when I
- 10:22Speaker 6: went in the and the cubicles, I was the urinals themselves.
- 10:26Speaker 6: The bases were loaded there as well. I did pull
- 10:29Speaker 6: up right beside Moggi. I did have a yarn with him.
- 10:33Speaker 6: Did you try and look it off of some of
- 10:34Speaker 6: noggs downstairs?
- 10:35Speaker 1: I tried. I just couldn't say it. I was running
- 10:38Speaker 1: a good d.
- 10:40Speaker 6: And so then I walked out and I looked up
- 10:42Speaker 6: and there were twice as many urinals. There were sinks.
- 10:44Speaker 6: The sinks were full. Minogue was really taking his time.
- 10:47Speaker 6: I think he was scrubbing underneath his nails, and so
- 10:50Speaker 6: I thought, you know what, I think I'm gonna get
- 10:51Speaker 6: away with this here.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just gonna flag it. And as I walked out,
- 10:57Speaker 1: just pipe up. Oh god.
- 11:01Speaker 6: So then I walked out, as you said, Jay's hands
- 11:03Speaker 6: dripping in urine. And who did I run into straightaway?
- 11:06Speaker 6: Pug Son? Oh okay, that good to see it. Goes
- 11:10Speaker 6: in for the handshake, Yeah, did you shake it?
- 11:13Speaker 1: Yeah? Well it would be rude not too, wouldn't it.
- 11:15Speaker 4: He was like, oh, your hands are when you last
- 11:16Speaker 4: I might just been to the bathroom and he would
- 11:18Speaker 4: have thought that meant you just.
- 11:19Speaker 1: Washed your hair, but it wasn't. But I've got to
- 11:22Speaker 1: say Mini's defense, those bogs or night were jammed. It
- 11:27Speaker 1: was an absolute night mere. The first time I went
- 11:29Speaker 1: in there, there was a massive queue and I was like,
- 11:31Speaker 1: really needing to do wheeze. So I can understand you
- 11:34Speaker 1: wanted to get in them get out quickly. But you've
- 11:37Speaker 1: done your wheeze. The anxiety and pressure of that was over,
- 11:41Speaker 1: so you had plenty of relaxed time to cleanse your
- 11:44Speaker 1: fealth and you chose not to know. I just said there,
- 11:46Speaker 1: and I looked at it.
- 11:47Speaker 6: I waited for a second, and I say, oh, you
- 11:49Speaker 6: know what, bugger, I think I'm going to get away
- 11:51Speaker 6: with this.
- 11:51Speaker 2: I my sort of feeling when it comes to washing
- 11:54Speaker 2: your hands is the more beers you have, the less
- 11:56Speaker 2: need there is to wash.
- 11:58Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 11:59Speaker 2: Now?
- 11:59Speaker 6: Was that being served as I walked back out of
- 12:01Speaker 6: the bathroom, Yeah, it was.
- 12:03Speaker 4: But I think the issue you made was it wasn't
- 12:05Speaker 4: that you didn't wash your hands, it was that you
- 12:07Speaker 4: did it in front of someone.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Yes, on a radio show that has starved for content.
- 12:11Speaker 1: It's one hundred percent. And that's why I said to
- 12:13Speaker 1: them as well. I said, you'll get about half an
- 12:14Speaker 1: hour to this on Monday. Oh, thank you very much
- 12:17Speaker 1: for making that come true. The Big Show podcast audio
- 12:21Speaker 1: slave there on the radio, hold aky Big Show this
- 12:24Speaker 1: Monday afternoon. The time it's four forty seven. If you're
- 12:26Speaker 1: listening to the show, good on you, massive backbone. We
- 12:29Speaker 1: appreciate it, damn straight, we do, hey fellas. Over the
- 12:32Speaker 1: weekend there obviously we went to the boxing Jase Yes,
- 12:36Speaker 1: but my wife I also.
- 12:38Speaker 2: Had a shindig on she had a shindig. She works
- 12:41Speaker 2: on film, and they had a what they call a
- 12:43Speaker 2: wrap party. Yes when they say it's a rap rap,
- 12:48Speaker 2: so I actually say that. So they have a rap party.
- 12:50Speaker 2: That's cool, even though they still got about a week
- 12:52Speaker 2: and a half a shoot to go. And so I
- 12:55Speaker 2: thought I'll go along to that, and my wife was
- 12:57Speaker 2: actually it's not really like her, but she was like,
- 13:00Speaker 2: I am going to have I'm having a biggin yeah.
- 13:03Speaker 2: And of course you'd sort of marked this out for
- 13:05Speaker 2: me a couple of months ago. And then also what
- 13:09Speaker 2: was going on is the day after so Sunday yesterday,
- 13:13Speaker 2: my daughter had a kid's birthday party to head along to.
- 13:16Speaker 2: So I was like yeah, sweet airs, you get out there,
- 13:17Speaker 2: you fill your boots, no wherries at all.
- 13:19Speaker 1: I'll stay home. Happy days. But then a.
- 13:22Speaker 2: Little while after that, it was decided that the boxing
- 13:24Speaker 2: was going to be on, and I thought, well, if
- 13:26Speaker 2: the boxing is going to be on and we're going
- 13:28Speaker 2: to be going to it, I'd quite like to meet
- 13:30Speaker 2: up with the wife afterwards, because there's not too often
- 13:33Speaker 2: an occasion, Jace, where you get to go out on
- 13:35Speaker 2: a bender with your wife, so she's actually keen to
- 13:37Speaker 2: go on a bender. Often times you'll find yourself on
- 13:39Speaker 2: a bender and your wife's at home.
- 13:41Speaker 1: Yeah, by yourself. That's generally how it goes on the
- 13:45Speaker 1: bend without the frosty reaction exactly. And so I.
- 13:50Speaker 2: Love partying with my wife, and so I was like, well,
- 13:52Speaker 2: I'd better get involved in that. So I went along.
- 13:57Speaker 2: We were the last ones there at party. My wife's
- 14:01Speaker 2: trying to drum up after party. Yeah yeah, And fortunately
- 14:07Speaker 2: we couldn't find anything going on, so that was all good.
- 14:09Speaker 2: Went home going about four o'clock in the morning. And
- 14:11Speaker 2: the great thing about having kids, Jason, is I don't
- 14:13Speaker 2: know that you've been out all night drinking responsibly very
- 14:16Speaker 2: can I say, really? Responsibly, responsible, so responsibly. It was
- 14:22Speaker 2: unbelievable how responsible we'll have been. And your kid doesn't
- 14:26Speaker 2: know you. Kid still walks into the bedroom at six am. Yes,
- 14:29Speaker 2: and you're not at your best.
- 14:31Speaker 1: You're still wearing your suit. Yeah, not at your best.
- 14:34Speaker 2: And so then I had to take my daughter to
- 14:38Speaker 2: this birthday party, which was a forty five minute drive
- 14:41Speaker 2: to get to this birthday party. It was starting at
- 14:44Speaker 2: eleven am, and I just started thinking to myself, is this.
- 14:51Speaker 1: Do we really need? She's had a lot of parties.
- 14:55Speaker 2: Here's been a lot of parties, And I was trying
- 14:58Speaker 2: to the key is trying to sell your wife on?
- 15:00Speaker 2: Obviously I've made, I've made. I'm the one that's made
- 15:02Speaker 2: the commitment that I was going to do it. Yes,
- 15:04Speaker 2: my wife has got no obligation here whatsoever. She doesn't
- 15:07Speaker 2: have to bail me out. Yes, this is entirely on
- 15:10Speaker 2: my shoulders. She wants both of you out of the
- 15:12Speaker 2: house and she does absolutely, And so I just I
- 15:18Speaker 2: was thinking to myself, how am I going to sell
- 15:19Speaker 2: it to her? And I just said, this is the thing, babe,
- 15:28Speaker 2: our daughter comes first every single day of the year. Yeah,
- 15:33Speaker 2: do you think there's anything wrong with us putting ourselves first,
- 15:39Speaker 2: just this one day, and that seemed to do the trick.
- 15:42Speaker 1: It actually worked.
- 15:43Speaker 2: She was like, well, you can tell her you can
- 15:47Speaker 2: break her heart, and so I was that.
- 15:49Speaker 1: Sweet, was there's no worries, assure.
- 15:54Speaker 2: So I went and said to her birthday I said,
- 15:57Speaker 2: mom and dad are not feeling very well did it,
- 16:00Speaker 2: so we're probably.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Not going to make this birthday party?
- 16:03Speaker 2: And she was like oh, And I said, but I'm
- 16:07Speaker 2: going to get you an ice cream and she's like, yeah,
- 16:10Speaker 2: isn't that what you said? Yeah, yeah, totally fine, totally fine.
- 16:14Speaker 2: So it was sweet, and I spent the rest of
- 16:17Speaker 2: the day on the couch like an absolute sack of Yes,
- 16:22Speaker 2: I haven't done that far.
- 16:23Speaker 1: I can't tell you how long it might be. It
- 16:25Speaker 1: might be years. Yeah, God, it was good. Does this
- 16:29Speaker 1: mean this player is going to be coming into action? Nana? Huge?
- 16:33Speaker 2: You can't You can't break a kid's heart. Well I
- 16:35Speaker 2: didn't break a heart at all, actually, but you can
- 16:38Speaker 2: guarantee that the other parents will start talking. And I
- 16:40Speaker 2: did text to the parent of the of the kid
- 16:42Speaker 2: who's party it was and tell them what was going on.
- 16:44Speaker 1: Yeah, that your wife has massively hungover and just couldn't be.
- 16:46Speaker 2: I just apologized on her behalf because it was disgraceful.
- 16:50Speaker 1: The Whole Archy.
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- 17:01Speaker 1: Big Show this Monday afternoon. Plenty plenty coming up after
- 17:06Speaker 1: five o'clock, including me asking you fellers for a bit
- 17:09Speaker 1: of a favor. Oh cool, so you're teasing asking us
- 17:12Speaker 1: to do you a favor? Yeah? Sweet?
- 17:14Speaker 4: And more exciting news for the audience. At least, it
- 17:16Speaker 4: is your first opportunity to get yourself in the draw
- 17:18Speaker 4: for Would you rather either Hally fishing with three of
- 17:21Speaker 4: your mates or hally Golf that'll be happening after five
- 17:23Speaker 4: to two.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Wow, there's so much going on. Why would you ever
- 17:25Speaker 1: tune out of this stage? I don't know.
- 17:27Speaker 5: No, stay tuned The Whole Arching Big Show with Jason,
- 17:31Speaker 5: Mike and Kezy.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodiarchy. Yeah,
- 17:35Speaker 1: welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope your Monday is
- 17:38Speaker 1: going along ticketyboo. You're listening to the Big Show brought
- 17:41Speaker 1: to you by Night. Look, if we're not going to
- 17:51Speaker 1: take this serious anymore than Sorry, let's try to go
- 17:54Speaker 1: lower and I just could. This is a very serious
- 17:57Speaker 1: thing and that was just a bomber. Sorry, not do
- 18:01Speaker 1: it properly or not at all? Right, no, day, that's
- 18:05Speaker 1: our sponsor. Yeah, sorry, Jas won't have it again. Speaking
- 18:07Speaker 1: of night, any specials going on at the moment, easy. Yeah.
- 18:10Speaker 4: They just emailed me to say, hey, don't forget anytimes.
- 18:14Speaker 1: A good time for a milkshake?
- 18:16Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got a cold. Apart from there,
- 18:20Speaker 7: we're gonna do this. You can also get thick shakes
- 18:24Speaker 7: or super thick shakes. They're actually really good for a cold.
- 18:27Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually, funnily enough, got one on Sunday after I
- 18:32Speaker 1: went fishing. A super thick shok. Right, man, suck it hard?
- 18:39Speaker 1: Did you.
- 18:41Speaker 2: So?
- 18:41Speaker 1: One stage you had your rod now I know I'd
- 18:45Speaker 1: put my rod away. Yeah, and then I've got to
- 18:47Speaker 1: super thick Yeah? Nice? Nice? Did you get any food? Nah?
- 18:51Speaker 1: Just what? This is the thing about a super thick shake.
- 18:54Speaker 1: It's like it's like the Guinness Yeah milkshake. It kind
- 18:58Speaker 1: of fills you out, it does. What flavor? Got a
- 19:01Speaker 1: massive headache because I was sucking so hard. Yeah, yes,
- 19:05Speaker 1: what flavor?
- 19:06Speaker 2: Was it?
- 19:06Speaker 1: Pardon, ah's a tune? There's a she hud? Sure is the.
- 19:12Speaker 5: Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
- 19:17Speaker 1: So good a peel jam It's pretty good.
- 19:20Speaker 2: Man.
- 19:20Speaker 1: Always chills me out. Fellows, I need a favor. You're
- 19:23Speaker 1: on the Hurdacke Big Show, brought to you by Night
- 19:26Speaker 1: and Day. It's them in. It's past five, fellas, I
- 19:30Speaker 1: need a favor. What's that, Jase? I need you to
- 19:35Speaker 1: help me steal a toilet? Yeah? Sure, right from from
- 19:39Speaker 1: the radio Hodaki officers, you're a call all the listeners
- 19:42Speaker 1: made a little while back, we supported Balcanton, New Zealand.
- 19:46Speaker 1: We did a show from the Empire in the corner
- 19:48Speaker 1: there where we all sat on toilet. Are you talking
- 19:51Speaker 1: about a day in lou A day in lou it
- 19:54Speaker 1: was called, And so we ended up strangely enough, with
- 19:57Speaker 1: about six or seven toilets. You're sitting randomly in our office.
- 20:00Speaker 1: I don't know that they're ever going to move, and
- 20:02Speaker 1: I don't think and as you know, I'm going to
- 20:04Speaker 1: be on Sweet Done and we're buying a toilet, and
- 20:07Speaker 1: they said, hang on a moment. We've got about eight
- 20:10Speaker 1: of the bases at Radio Hodak. He will just steer
- 20:12Speaker 1: one of those ones mm hm. And then and then
- 20:14Speaker 1: I said, well, how am I going to get into
- 20:16Speaker 1: the car because it's a heavy bastard. And then my
- 20:18Speaker 1: wife had an amazing suggestion. She said, what you could
- 20:22Speaker 1: do is get the fellers to help you lift it
- 20:26Speaker 1: into the car and old pugs and can make some
- 20:29Speaker 1: content out of that, make like a content video. And
- 20:34Speaker 1: I went, that's actually very well done by her to
- 20:37Speaker 1: use that manetulation.
- 20:39Speaker 4: Yeah, so you don't think this opens a sort of
- 20:42Speaker 4: dangerous Pandora's box of people getting us to do stuff
- 20:45Speaker 4: but then just getting pugs to film it. So it's content,
- 20:48Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
- 20:49Speaker 1: Quite possibly. I mean I don't know how you guys
- 20:51Speaker 1: go with your partners, whether they suggest anything for content
- 20:54Speaker 1: for our shape.
- 20:55Speaker 2: She's made some strong rep commentations about what I shouldn't
- 20:58Speaker 2: be using for content likewise.
- 21:00Speaker 1: Yeah that In fact, there's a really funny thing last
- 21:02Speaker 1: night involving my fun account, which I've been told I'm
- 21:04Speaker 1: not allowed to mention on it at say yeah, yeah,
- 21:09Speaker 1: and the dry cake. Yeah, that's right. There's certain things
- 21:12Speaker 1: we can't talk. Yeah, but you continue to do so, Yeah,
- 21:15Speaker 1: that's right. But I but I just sort of wondered
- 21:19Speaker 1: because I've got some strapping their keysy. And this is
- 21:22Speaker 1: the other thought that I had, Mogi Keysy's a problem solver.
- 21:28Speaker 1: Muster fixed it. They call no, if you've got a problem,
- 21:31Speaker 1: give old keys.
- 21:35Speaker 2: We're going to do a new sigma. Actually, yes, the problem,
- 21:38Speaker 2: Muster fixed it. You tell me your problems, I'll fix
- 21:40Speaker 2: it for you. So all you want to do there
- 21:42Speaker 2: is no look, Jase, I see what you're doing. You're
- 21:44Speaker 2: manipulating me like your wife did. Well.
- 21:46Speaker 1: It's really funny because whenever I talk about anything technical
- 21:48Speaker 1: or practical keys, he's always like he gets this look
- 21:51Speaker 1: in his heart.
- 21:52Speaker 2: And it's like now it just cannot help himself. It's
- 21:56Speaker 2: a red rig to a ball, it's a moth to
- 21:59Speaker 2: a flame. This is opportunity of things beautiful.
- 22:02Speaker 1: Upon a time strength.
- 22:05Speaker 4: For example, I could have really, you know, started piped
- 22:08Speaker 4: up there when you call it strapping rather than tie downs.
- 22:10Speaker 1: But I didn't. I just sat back and I let
- 22:12Speaker 1: it go. It's the strapping from my sex wing. But
- 22:17Speaker 1: can I just say, I really appreciate that quality in you, Kiezy.
- 22:22Speaker 1: I think it's a really admirable thing. He does it
- 22:25Speaker 1: really well. You do it really well, and you help
- 22:27Speaker 1: people out, and I think that's a great god man.
- 22:31Speaker 1: That is such a good thing to have. And you
- 22:33Speaker 1: in your sort of quiver.
- 22:35Speaker 4: A quiver like what you put arrows in. Yeah, you're
- 22:38Speaker 4: an exactly Okay, I'm sold. I'm in, Mogi, you canna help? No,
- 22:43Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you. The thing about this is
- 22:49Speaker 4: we want it to be great content. Right, We're going
- 22:51Speaker 4: to get PIGSN to record this.
- 22:52Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:53Speaker 2: I don't see how Jace sort of getting us to
- 22:57Speaker 2: come along and use our physical strength to put things
- 23:00Speaker 2: into his car is going to be better content than
- 23:03Speaker 2: watching Jay struggle under the weight of three items that
- 23:07Speaker 2: weigh a total of fifteen kilos.
- 23:09Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that would be better content. Well,
- 23:11Speaker 1: I was thinking, because you guys are such units that
- 23:15Speaker 1: you lifted up and I'll do the swipey and I'll
- 23:20Speaker 1: swipe you out of the building, all right? Should we
- 23:22Speaker 1: do that in this next no songs?
- 23:24Speaker 4: Actually, Mogi, you're right, we need to do it's best
- 23:26Speaker 4: for content, which I think is Jace lifts the toilet out,
- 23:29Speaker 4: we film him, and we put it in your car,
- 23:33Speaker 4: and then each of us goes weezing it and then
- 23:35Speaker 4: you drive off.
- 23:35Speaker 1: I reckon. That's good content. That's good content. As long
- 23:38Speaker 1: as we get it in the car, fellows, you can go.
- 23:40Speaker 1: You can fill your boots with weez really, yeah, you
- 23:42Speaker 1: want to fill your boot? Fill your boot with here's the.
- 23:46Speaker 5: Cranbriefing the Darky Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kyzy.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Tune in on Radio t Rex there on the Radio
- 23:54Speaker 1: hod Aki Big Show this Monday afternoon. But breaking new,
- 23:59Speaker 1: this is breaking news. We've also got pugs in the studio.
- 24:04Speaker 1: By the way, Hello for this breaking zom Hi Is
- 24:06Speaker 1: that the breaking news? Yeah? Okay, oh, some more breaking
- 24:09Speaker 1: news just came in though. This is breaking news.
- 24:15Speaker 8: So Jas, I understand you're looking to take one of
- 24:18Speaker 8: those toilets and you're hoping to get a bit of
- 24:19Speaker 8: help from Keysy and I get.
- 24:20Speaker 1: That out to the car. Therefore, have for some content, man,
- 24:23Speaker 1: if you could. Yeah.
- 24:24Speaker 8: So I've just seen on the Bow Canton, New Zealand
- 24:26Speaker 8: Instagram posted six hours ago. It's been brought to my
- 24:28Speaker 8: attention by the Honorable pants Man. Bid on a bog
- 24:32Speaker 8: and support Bow Cancer New Zealand. Help us raise vital
- 24:35Speaker 8: funds by bidding on this Plumbing World in z Lou
- 24:38Speaker 8: which has hosted interviews with a lineup of famous buns
- 24:40Speaker 8: during the radiohodeche n z Day and lou to fundraiser.
- 24:44Speaker 8: Retailing at six hundred and seventeen dollars, The starting price
- 24:46Speaker 8: is ten dollars. This could be yours, with all proceeds
- 24:49Speaker 8: going to support Kiwi's living with bow cancer. The auction
- 24:52Speaker 8: ends this Thursday. There are four toilets up for grabs.
- 24:55Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, Well, like I was saying to the fellows,
- 24:58Speaker 1: I want to steal it, and that's the favorite that
- 25:01Speaker 1: I was asking. Hang on, fellow Jack, can you help
- 25:04Speaker 1: me steal the toilet?
- 25:06Speaker 4: Jace, Yes, there's literally you could probably bid on it
- 25:09Speaker 4: right now, get it for cheap support Bell Cancer New Zealand.
- 25:13Speaker 1: But you're choosing to steal from a chair right now?
- 25:15Speaker 1: Well twelve bucks.
- 25:17Speaker 2: I don't think Jays that you're going to get it
- 25:19Speaker 2: any cheaper than free, which is what you're going to
- 25:21Speaker 2: get it for if you steal it.
- 25:23Speaker 1: Not only if you steal it, I've got to get
- 25:25Speaker 1: it plumbed in and stuff. You're right, no, that's what
- 25:27Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm saying.
- 25:28Speaker 2: You know you've got enough expenses to cover without having
- 25:31Speaker 2: to pay for the toilet as well. And I also
- 25:35Speaker 2: think that if you're waiting for the auction to end,
- 25:38Speaker 2: there's days away, you're plumbing. See you tomorrow, right, yes,
- 25:40Speaker 2: too late? Yeah, so you just got a way of
- 25:43Speaker 2: up you know? Am I stealing the money from the
- 25:47Speaker 2: Cancer Foundation New Zealand?
- 25:51Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you're right.
- 25:52Speaker 8: Day in Luay you showed your support and all that.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Well did you? Well? I gave up my time, very
- 25:59Speaker 1: freely time, and you donated, if I remember correctly, three
- 26:02Speaker 1: dollars text three times. Actually it's nine bucks. Yes, yes,
- 26:09Speaker 1: you definitely did not. Because the situation is, don't just
- 26:13Speaker 1: plow on. I've been begging on relentlessly about this to
- 26:18Speaker 1: the staff, going what's the story here with these what's
- 26:20Speaker 1: going on? We're raising money for charity and everyone's yet
- 26:23Speaker 1: I know they're just going to be sitting here for
- 26:25Speaker 1: the next ten years. Okay, Well I'll tell you what
- 26:29Speaker 1: I'll do. I'll go on and I'll bet on it.
- 26:32Speaker 1: Why did a big sniffer for saying that way? You
- 26:34Speaker 1: smiling like that? Are your fingers crossed? But thanks for
- 26:42Speaker 1: pointing that out. Actually, Paksan, that's good to know, well,
- 26:46Speaker 1: because I actually said to the bos, I said, now look,
- 26:49Speaker 1: I'm happy to give some money for these for this.
- 26:51Speaker 1: By the way, noj hoody j no need, make no need.
- 26:57Speaker 1: He doesn't speak like that. He does to me easy
- 27:00Speaker 1: when you're stalking to a legend. So here's what you
- 27:03Speaker 1: have to do. If you still want to steal one
- 27:05Speaker 1: of the toilets, it's fine.
- 27:06Speaker 4: I don't want any part of it. I don't want
- 27:10Speaker 4: anything to do with it, because there's stealing from a charity.
- 27:12Speaker 4: Now I draw the line somewhere. But you're also gonna
- 27:15Speaker 4: have to get in touch with beal Canson New Zealand
- 27:16Speaker 4: and let them know that it's now an auction for
- 27:18Speaker 4: three toilets, and they'll probably get less donations as ye.
- 27:22Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll see what the donations turn out to be.
- 27:24Speaker 1: An album? Oh take that you're going to steal a regardless.
- 27:34Speaker 1: I am absolutely disgusted in you. What sway along with
- 27:42Speaker 1: this atrocious setup. It's not a setup, it's just what happened.
- 27:47Speaker 1: It's a coincidence.
- 27:48Speaker 8: Yeah, And I'll sleep pretty comfortably knowing that I'm not
- 27:50Speaker 8: taking donations from Kiwi's Living with Bow cancer.
- 27:53Speaker 1: But you'll help me load it up.
- 27:55Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, yes, the Big Show with j and Hoyt,
- 28:00Speaker 5: Mike Minogue and Keezy Radio Horeki.
- 28:04Speaker 1: Would you rather helly fishing or helly golf?
- 28:08Speaker 2: Let's find out what this crazy Zealander would choose.
- 28:12Speaker 1: Good A Cambell, your mad bastard. How's life.
- 28:16Speaker 2: Are you?
- 28:16Speaker 1: Yeah? Good? Thanks? Mate? Would you rather helly fishing or
- 28:21Speaker 1: helly golf? Campbell?
- 28:24Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna have to lock in the golf.
- 28:26Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, no, fear cool, man, fear cool.
- 28:29Speaker 4: If you win the prize, it'll be you and three
- 28:31Speaker 4: mates hitting to the west coast of Auckland, Moody waye
- 28:34Speaker 4: golf links, helicopter flights, green fees, golf carts and a
- 28:37Speaker 4: free round.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Of beers and burgers. Hell, that'll be a good day
- 28:40Speaker 1: a Campbell. Yeah, just helicopter you and and a few beers.
- 28:47Speaker 1: He said, Hey, stay on the line and our old
- 28:49Speaker 1: mates pug on in studio. We'll show you up. Get
- 28:52Speaker 1: a Jordan, your mad basket? How's life? Oh good? Thanks
- 28:55Speaker 1: to your bag bone. How are you? Yeah good? Thanks?
- 28:57Speaker 1: Good weekend, Jordan, Oh it was perfect. Mates with the
- 29:00Speaker 1: kids and wife. Well, no regrets, brother, No regreats. What
- 29:04Speaker 1: a massive backburn. Now helly fishing, Holly golfing there, Jordan's
- 29:10Speaker 1: it's got to be helly fishing all.
- 29:11Speaker 4: Day, right, So Jordan, if you win this, it'll be
- 29:16Speaker 4: you and three mates catching some snapper, k Hawaii kingfish
- 29:20Speaker 4: and the hoduck. You golf off the rocks, great Barrier Island,
- 29:22Speaker 4: all the gear, top quality reels, rods, tackle, bait bags.
- 29:26Speaker 1: All right, the bloody good mate, Sandeline and Puck so
- 29:33Speaker 1: be we'll look after you. Get a reading your mad
- 29:36Speaker 1: bastard Hou's life. It's not too rare thing. That's good,
- 29:40Speaker 1: that's good. What do you do for a crust win?
- 29:43Speaker 2: Oh no, let's not go there, passed your passed?
- 29:48Speaker 1: Well?
- 29:48Speaker 2: Can you recall this show you're back. You're going to
- 29:50Speaker 2: tell us what you do for a crash and that's
- 29:51Speaker 2: just how it goes.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Public public servant. Yeah nice, there's more to the story there.
- 30:00Speaker 1: When Hellee fishing or Hallie golf, I'm picking fishing for you. Yeah, yeah,
- 30:06Speaker 1: you got it too, yeah man, okay, will you stay
- 30:10Speaker 1: on the line as well. Hugs and studio Bill look
- 30:14Speaker 1: after your good luck'n thanks mate, good on you.
- 30:17Speaker 4: Hey, Ja's just the way you're saying, pug Son lately,
- 30:19Speaker 4: I just think you just need it.
- 30:20Speaker 1: It's very you need to dial it back.
- 30:22Speaker 4: And I've got the alarm ready, but I'm not going
- 30:24Speaker 4: to play it all right, but just try and keep
- 30:26Speaker 4: things on track.
- 30:27Speaker 1: Right.
- 30:27Speaker 2: I didn't sort of notice that that's the thing people
- 30:33Speaker 2: tend not to.
- 30:34Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Yeah, it's like ingrained, you know what I mean.
- 30:37Speaker 1: I'm just feeling a bit under pressure generation with my
- 30:40Speaker 1: rampant racism and my stealing charity goods.
- 30:43Speaker 2: You know I'm feeling and all the elegant people that
- 30:47Speaker 2: you watch out the window.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Yes, what do we go into next? Man? What song
- 30:52Speaker 1: is that? There's none of your bees wax keysy? What
- 30:54Speaker 1: Jason needed? What song was it? Man? You need to
- 30:56Speaker 1: throw to it? Why? Just because that's how radio David Bowie,
- 31:01Speaker 1: what's the song? I don't know? Look at it? Oh China?
- 31:10Speaker 1: I told you? Sorry, man, my bad Hey book.
- 31:15Speaker 4: Thanks to Hallie trans Helicopters by the way for putting this.
- 31:17Speaker 1: Would you rather to get it? Bloody awesome?
- 31:20Speaker 5: The Hdarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
- 31:24Speaker 5: Kizy Ellison.
- 31:26Speaker 1: Chain's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This Monday afternoon.
- 31:30Speaker 1: The time is exactly nine minutes to six o'clock. And
- 31:34Speaker 1: I tell you what, Mogi, it was actually really nice
- 31:37Speaker 1: meeting up with you fellows on Saturday night and having
- 31:41Speaker 1: we had a quiet beer together, didn't we before? We
- 31:44Speaker 1: do it before the boxing, and it's just nice for
- 31:47Speaker 1: the three of us because Pugs was there, of course,
- 31:50Speaker 1: to have that sort of bonding time and then to
- 31:53Speaker 1: go through that whole experience. I mean it was seriously
- 31:56Speaker 1: a really entertaining night watching live boxing, meeting a lot
- 31:59Speaker 1: of backbones and you know that sort of stuff. The
- 32:02Speaker 1: food was exceptional, but I mean, like it's work though,
- 32:07Speaker 1: isn't it. You know you're gonna be there with the winner.
- 32:09Speaker 1: It's just a thing, Kesy. It didn't didn't feel like
- 32:12Speaker 1: it felt like just Threetes hanging out having a good
- 32:16Speaker 1: old time, you know what I mean? Actually five mates
- 32:18Speaker 1: when you include the winners. Yeah, John O and Freddy. Freddy,
- 32:21Speaker 1: they were good bass.
- 32:22Speaker 4: They would have been gutted that old Kezy wasn't there
- 32:24Speaker 4: though it didn't come up, It wasn't mentioned. Yeah, because
- 32:29Speaker 4: obviously I was down in christ Church and I was
- 32:31Speaker 4: just pissing down on Samon and it was the first
- 32:35Speaker 4: time I've sort of had just the hint of sort
- 32:37Speaker 4: of fomo fear of missing out foo fomo, fear of
- 32:41Speaker 4: missing fear of missing out mogi, which is which is
- 32:46Speaker 4: when you know, you guys are for the first time
- 32:49Speaker 4: doing this cool thing and old Keysy's not there, you know,
- 32:51Speaker 4: And usually he's the Gluey's in the middle, he's the
- 32:53Speaker 4: one making everything happen and bringing everyone together.
- 32:55Speaker 2: But for the first time, I wasn't there, and I
- 32:56Speaker 2: was getting just a hint of fomo. Right when you
- 32:59Speaker 2: guys went away to the act that time and I
- 33:01Speaker 2: didn't go. You know, Covid fell apart. Well, I didn't
- 33:05Speaker 2: know that at the time, and I just shut up
- 33:07Speaker 2: and got on with it, you know. Yeah, you can't
- 33:09Speaker 2: be at everything. That's how Jase. You didn't miss anything.
- 33:13Speaker 2: You didn't want to miss the boxing on That was
- 33:16Speaker 2: the night of a lifetime.
- 33:17Speaker 1: Absolutely, man. And it's just nice to hang out with
- 33:19Speaker 1: Pagsan and that sort of environment and John O and
- 33:22Speaker 1: Freddy and just relaxed. Yeah, And it's I don't know
- 33:25Speaker 1: what it is. There's something about your sitting here. You're
- 33:28Speaker 1: really comfortable. It's really nice set up. These beautiful people everywhere.
- 33:31Speaker 1: The boxing's going on, they bring you food, just continuous.
- 33:35Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Really enjoyed those sliders at the
- 33:38Speaker 1: end of the night. They really they really hit the
- 33:41Speaker 1: mark beef and chicken. You would have loved them easier,
- 33:46Speaker 1: you would have.
- 33:46Speaker 4: Loved them the most. Yeah, but you were there, you're
- 33:48Speaker 4: in christ Chitch. What we're doing in christ Church? Oh,
- 33:51Speaker 4: there was family time with my wife's family.
- 33:54Speaker 1: The worst kind of family. Yes, yes, you said you
- 33:58Speaker 1: had to play golf with know I played family father
- 34:01Speaker 1: in law.
- 34:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 34:03Speaker 1: You were saying if here that he is an absolute
- 34:05Speaker 1: flog of a bloke.
- 34:08Speaker 8: And that he.
- 34:10Speaker 1: That he threw he threw his golf clubs and had
- 34:13Speaker 1: a real tanty, which was funny because we were talking
- 34:16Speaker 1: about that the other day, how we can't stand playing
- 34:19Speaker 1: golf for people to take it too seriously.
- 34:20Speaker 4: And I was secretly like hoping he was listening, because
- 34:23Speaker 4: that's what he does, you know. Yeah, but it wasn't
- 34:25Speaker 4: that good because it actually rained till he stopped halfway around.
- 34:28Speaker 1: But what was also fun about the night, of course,
- 34:30Speaker 1: because they didn't end there. Yeah. Well, Moggie of course
- 34:34Speaker 1: had his party to go to the party. Yeah, his
- 34:37Speaker 1: wife the after party. The bugs go to the wrap party,
- 34:40Speaker 1: because if there's that loves wrapping it up. Because we
- 34:42Speaker 1: didn't go, Mogi came with us for an hour and
- 34:44Speaker 1: a half before he went to the after We went
- 34:48Speaker 1: to a club. I had a bit of a boogie
- 34:50Speaker 1: and I tell you what, old Pugsarm was cutting some shapes.
- 34:53Speaker 1: That's for sure what was crazy about it. I don't
- 34:56Speaker 1: like queues.
- 34:56Speaker 2: When we get there, and of course every bastard from
- 34:58Speaker 2: this event is there's all the way down the block
- 35:01Speaker 2: and the bounce of spots. Whatdy J is like up
- 35:03Speaker 2: to the front, made up to the front, and then
- 35:05Speaker 2: we get up to the front and he's like, oh
- 35:06Speaker 2: my god, is it pug Son?
- 35:08Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right, yeah. He hadn't spotted pug so now
- 35:11Speaker 1: he hadn't seen pug Son of him.
- 35:12Speaker 2: He's so blown away by a haughty ja because Houghty
- 35:14Speaker 2: J was wearing his jacket with his tight jeans and
- 35:17Speaker 2: pink shirt on underneath, and he's like, man, you are
- 35:19Speaker 2: looking good. Wow, And then he had Pugsn. Yeah it
- 35:23Speaker 2: was in Pugsn. Nobody can pull it off. Pug Son
- 35:27Speaker 2: turns up he's wearing a kimono.
- 35:29Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just it was this is I'll tell you
- 35:35Speaker 1: what the only disappointment. It wasn't really a disappointment. I
- 35:37Speaker 1: went a good on you, your massive legend, pugsn Yeah,
- 35:40Speaker 1: of course you know he's cutting the shapes on the
- 35:42Speaker 1: dance floor there, and boy, people were taking notice, particularly
- 35:46Speaker 1: given that he was wearing his kimono. Yeah, the whole
- 35:49Speaker 1: night to him.
- 35:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 35:50Speaker 1: And then about forty five minutes and he came up
- 35:53Speaker 1: to him in houghdy JLD, pug Son's got to go.
- 35:57Speaker 1: Did he say it like that? Yeah? Yeah, no, wow,
- 36:01Speaker 1: A few a few people. Yeah, Well, I mean I
- 36:04Speaker 1: went out to the mate's house for dinner and I
- 36:06Speaker 1: han't sentim. Why would you have? We's got fish and chips.
- 36:12Speaker 1: Just on the tix through right now three four eight three.
- 36:14Speaker 1: What are you having for dinner? You can win a
- 36:16Speaker 1: fifty one night day about Chip the.
- 36:18Speaker 5: Whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
- 36:21Speaker 5: in week days.
- 36:22Speaker 4: At four on Radio Hodkey can you talk please, Jason,
- 36:26Speaker 4: I'm just waiting for the end of it.
- 36:27Speaker 1: Key, He's still going, Man, yeez, you're am patient to professional?
- 36:31Speaker 1: Would I talk over the top of it as it's
- 36:33Speaker 1: fading out there? But I think Jason has got more
- 36:36Speaker 1: respect for the music than that. Thanks man. Right now
- 36:39Speaker 1: it's time for you. Hey, guys, text here from Steve.
- 36:44Speaker 1: What's the New Zealand with me? Ki? Yeah? Look well
- 36:52Speaker 1: I did ask Pugsun to write the list of stuff.
- 36:55Speaker 1: He's clearly not done it. Again, we didn't phase it out.
- 36:58Speaker 1: He's too busy making video. Is making me look bad,
- 37:02Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, because he's making you look bad. Yeah,
- 37:05Speaker 1: from stealing so far? But what are the people running
- 37:08Speaker 1: with today? Keezy?
- 37:10Speaker 4: For those just joining, this is a segment where you
- 37:12Speaker 4: text and what you're having for dinner on three four
- 37:14Speaker 4: eight three I read it out and then the guy's dessert.
- 37:17Speaker 2: And that you might would have fiftied on a night
- 37:18Speaker 2: and day viout you. Yeah, but you could get abut
- 37:20Speaker 2: which is cool. Good day flowers.
- 37:22Speaker 1: Sarah here, Oh, Sarah Olma sounds like Sarah Olmer.
- 37:31Speaker 4: She's having sausages, potatoes, carrots and peas.
- 37:35Speaker 1: That's old school, man, that is real old school. That's
- 37:38Speaker 1: a falconcoction. Yeah, I'm not happy with that at all. Now,
- 37:41Speaker 1: Sarah Olmer, you need to wake up. It's twenty twenty four.
- 37:44Speaker 1: For God's sake, wake up twenty years since she won
- 37:48Speaker 1: a medal, wasn't it Athens? Couldn't tell you? Yeah, I
- 37:52Speaker 1: can probably google that.
- 37:53Speaker 2: I'm not going to Sarah Olmer, I know as a
- 37:56Speaker 2: vet in tiawa moody ah yeah, what do you know?
- 38:00Speaker 8: No?
- 38:01Speaker 3: That?
- 38:01Speaker 1: Yeah? That one right? Okay, that makes sense two thousand
- 38:05Speaker 1: and four, Athens Olympics. I was correct, Kezy one, well done, Keezy. Yes,
- 38:09Speaker 1: make a note of that, pog Son. Keezy got all right?
- 38:11Speaker 1: Thank you? What's the score on that? Hey, fella's bread here?
- 38:16Speaker 1: Oh my god. Bradley Cooper. Oh, Bradley Cooper. I saw
- 38:20Speaker 1: him in a movie being advertised the other day. God,
- 38:21Speaker 1: he's good looking, isn't he Bradley Cooper? Yes, I don't
- 38:24Speaker 1: like him. That's bread?
- 38:26Speaker 2: Oh good, I like him. Yeah, although I'm watching a
- 38:28Speaker 2: movie with heman at the moment. It's garbage Babylon. It's
- 38:32Speaker 2: called right, yes, having.
- 38:34Speaker 4: A couple of hot dogs for tea with onions, cheese, tomato, sauce,
- 38:38Speaker 4: mustard and cracked pepper and lemon zest.
- 38:40Speaker 2: The thing is he's got the kind of metabolism where
- 38:42Speaker 2: he can get away with that. He eat whatever he wants,
- 38:44Speaker 2: even at the age of sixty and he still boons
- 38:47Speaker 2: it off.
- 38:47Speaker 1: He looks great. Yeah, yeah, but that's bread for you. Yeah.
- 38:50Speaker 4: I never thought he'd have hot dogs for tea hot
- 38:52Speaker 4: dig Get a fella's Rob here, Penny, Penny de Niro Schneider. Tonight,
- 39:04Speaker 4: I'm having pasta bake cheers pasta bate and that's from
- 39:08Speaker 4: Rob Schneider.
- 39:09Speaker 1: What kind? Doesn't say the flavor boring? So pastor put
- 39:14Speaker 1: on the avender bake and just nothing on how foul.
- 39:18Speaker 1: Get a fella's tom Tomothy here, Tomothy, that's not the name.
- 39:24Speaker 1: Come on, come on, mate, let's be serious. Yea, if
- 39:26Speaker 1: you're not going to yeah, I'm sorry. I was trying
- 39:31Speaker 1: to impress you guys with a funny name called Tomothy.
- 39:35Speaker 1: I guess it just didn't really work. It didn't And
- 39:38Speaker 1: let's not go there again, all right, good fellas. Steven here,
- 39:43Speaker 1: Steven oh man on you. I went to school with
- 39:45Speaker 1: a guy called Steven. Really, I've got a cousin called
- 39:48Speaker 1: sta It's very common with the mum uh. Tonight tonight,
- 39:57Speaker 1: I'm having leak and potato soup with sourdo bri. I'm
- 40:00Speaker 1: not a fan of leak and potatoes. So because I
- 40:02Speaker 1: find that moogi the potatoes too grainy? Oh do you?
- 40:05Speaker 1: I don't like a picture. I don't like a flowery soup,
- 40:08Speaker 1: unlike my delicious, magnificent spicy chicken soup I made today. Yeah,
- 40:15Speaker 1: for my wife and child, so they didn't have to
- 40:18Speaker 1: make dinner.
- 40:19Speaker 3: Right.
- 40:19Speaker 2: They say charity begins at home, and that's true with you,
- 40:21Speaker 2: isn't it? Because you steal things from charity and take
- 40:24Speaker 2: it home.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually, for those of joining us, Jason has stolen
- 40:28Speaker 1: a toilet from Belcanson's Yeland today And if you want
- 40:31Speaker 1: an update on that, Hodaky Big Show podcast comes out
- 40:33Speaker 1: at seven thirty.
- 40:34Speaker 5: Good stuff the whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
- 40:38Speaker 5: Mike Minogue and Keezy.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Is indeed the Pixie's there on the radio. Hold ARKI
- 40:42Speaker 1: Big Show this Monday afternoon. Let's talk some TV. What's
- 40:49Speaker 1: on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
- 41:00Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 41:00Speaker 1: Yeah? Do we want to keep doing that? Well, I'm
- 41:06Speaker 1: going to take it seriously easy. I just think it
- 41:08Speaker 1: should be shorter and a bit less full on.
- 41:10Speaker 2: Sure, we'll have a chat about it because there the
- 41:12Speaker 2: things that I'd like to let go as well. Actually, Okay,
- 41:16Speaker 2: I watched What'll I watch? Into the Fire The Lost Daughter.
- 41:20Speaker 2: It's a true crime thing on Netflix. It's two parts,
- 41:24Speaker 2: and it's about a woman who, when she's sixteen, gives
- 41:26Speaker 2: up her child for adoption, and then when she she
- 41:31Speaker 2: wants to track it down when she's older, her daughter
- 41:35Speaker 2: to shack down her daughter and then finds out that
- 41:37Speaker 2: the daughter has been missing something like thirty years or
- 41:41Speaker 2: something like that. Wow, And it's a true story. It's
- 41:43Speaker 2: a true story, and then ultimately leads it down a
- 41:48Speaker 2: road and it ends up being Yeah, it's worth watching.
- 41:54Speaker 2: Let me put it that way. It's a great it's
- 41:55Speaker 2: a great yarn and this woman sort of goes on
- 41:58Speaker 2: a crusade and works out pretty quickly what she thinks
- 42:02Speaker 2: has happened.
- 42:04Speaker 1: And yeah, worth watching. I like a bit of true crime.
- 42:06Speaker 2: Yes, as song as it has doesn't drag out, you
- 42:09Speaker 2: know how they have a habit of dragging out, and
- 42:11Speaker 2: there's a little bit of dragging in this one. But
- 42:12Speaker 2: it wasn't too bad.
- 42:13Speaker 1: Was it scary? It's pretty It's pretty harroween. Okay, you know,
- 42:18Speaker 1: there's like, put it this way. I watched it by myself. Yeah,
- 42:22Speaker 1: my wife would hate that. Yeah, yeah.
- 42:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:24Speaker 1: Although a lot of women love the True Crime. Yes,
- 42:26Speaker 1: fans of the True Crime. Yes. My mum for example, Yeah,
- 42:29Speaker 1: loves that stuff, loves it.
- 42:30Speaker 2: But I thought, no, well, we won't bother with that.
- 42:32Speaker 2: But a good ending in the end. But she was
- 42:35Speaker 2: some backbones out there.
- 42:36Speaker 1: Holy hell.
- 42:36Speaker 4: Do you see how he didn't spoil it? Jase, Yeah, sure,
- 42:40Speaker 4: he got close to it and he didn't spoil it.
- 42:42Speaker 4: So if you just keep that in mind for your review.
- 42:45Speaker 1: But we do know it's a good ending. It's a
- 42:47Speaker 1: very good ending. Yeah. Great. I watched Chimp Crazy, which
- 42:53Speaker 1: is another documentary and it sounds like that one that
- 42:56Speaker 1: Keezer used to really love. There's about guys that are
- 42:58Speaker 1: crazy for chimps. Same thing. Well, it's very similar. It's
- 43:01Speaker 1: by the same director who'd made Lion Tiger King. Oh right,
- 43:06Speaker 1: Eric good and it's god, this was successful. Let's do
- 43:09Speaker 1: the same bit with monkey people. Yes, with monkey People,
- 43:12Speaker 1: and very much in the Tiger King kind of vein
- 43:17Speaker 1: very unusual characters with some serious issues who were obsessed
- 43:24Speaker 1: with chimps. Heaps of twists and turns, define the law
- 43:29Speaker 1: on the run, all sorts of grind crazy shit, and
- 43:33Speaker 1: there's a real twist in it. Too, which puts the
- 43:36Speaker 1: director at a real in a real dilemma. We're about
- 43:39Speaker 1: halfway through. It's quite good that that sounds like it
- 43:41Speaker 1: would be on Netflix. It's Netflix. Yeah, definitely crazy. Yeah,
- 43:45Speaker 1: it's it's quite intertime. But you know those characters, you go,
- 43:48Speaker 1: oh my god, yeah, oh my god, real people makes
- 43:55Speaker 1: you feel better about yourself.
- 43:56Speaker 4: I watched the third episode I was but delayed of
- 43:59Speaker 4: Sabatis ryl Oh. Yes week great, so the first there's
- 44:02Speaker 4: three episodes a week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, so another one tonight.
- 44:05Speaker 4: Unfortunately I had been spoiled. I knew who was going home.
- 44:10Speaker 4: But the interesting thing was, for the first time ever,
- 44:14Speaker 4: someone goes okay because one team has to the captain
- 44:17Speaker 4: has to nominate someone from their team to go up
- 44:19Speaker 4: against someone from the other team, and the loser gets eliminated.
- 44:22Speaker 4: So it's fine, the whole team discussing who's going home
- 44:25Speaker 4: from the other team who should put up, But then
- 44:26Speaker 4: all of a sudden, you go, and now who wants
- 44:28Speaker 4: to face them? Yeah, and for the first time ever,
- 44:31Speaker 4: someone was like, yell, do right. I've never seen that
- 44:34Speaker 4: in like four or five seasons of watching that I
- 44:35Speaker 4: don't recall, and it was someone you guys know, So
- 44:38Speaker 4: I was like, oh wow, big bulls.
- 44:40Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you got to take it on, you know,
- 44:43Speaker 1: you gotta go. Yeah, I do that. But then if
- 44:45Speaker 1: you lose, you're gone straight away. Yeah, and then you're
- 44:46Speaker 1: gonna have a darry. Yeah, that's a good point.
- 44:49Speaker 5: The Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
- 44:53Speaker 5: Kesey Leny Crabbit.
- 44:56Speaker 1: It's there on the radio Hot Arkey Big Show this
- 44:58Speaker 1: Monday after the Now Listen. This is very exciting stuff
- 45:03Speaker 1: news and New Zealand. So prick up your ears. The
- 45:06Speaker 1: Big Show, Big Proposal. I love marriage. Do you guys
- 45:12Speaker 1: love marriage? I love it, man, It's my favorite thing ever,
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- 45:23Speaker 1: for a long time, really with them? Or do you're worried?
- 45:27Speaker 2: No?
- 45:27Speaker 1: No, Diamonds on Richmond, that's right.
- 45:29Speaker 4: So they came to us and they're like, hey, Big Show,
- 45:31Speaker 4: I love what you guys do. Let's get married in
- 45:34Speaker 4: like a promotional sense, yes, And we.
- 45:36Speaker 1: Were like, yeah, I do. Let's collab together.
- 45:39Speaker 4: Yeah, And so what we decided to do is there
- 45:42Speaker 4: are a lot of people listening to the station who
- 45:45Speaker 4: maybe drag the chain a wee bit. Maybe they are
- 45:46Speaker 4: at a certain point in the relationship where a lot
- 45:48Speaker 4: of people are thinking, hmmm, when's this going to happen? Yeah,
- 45:55Speaker 4: that's the thing, But there are various things that could
- 45:57Speaker 4: sort of hold that process up. One could be you're
- 45:59Speaker 4: too nervous. Another one could be a financial situation.
- 46:02Speaker 1: Sure, so we have teamed up. The Big Show.
- 46:04Speaker 4: Big Proposal is going to solve both of those issues
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- 46:21Speaker 2: So good man, it may be that you think we're
- 46:23Speaker 2: best off there staying well out of it. Then we'll
- 46:25Speaker 2: take that into consideration as well. It's whatever you want
- 46:28Speaker 2: that should be made clear. Keysy, Yeah, they might want
- 46:30Speaker 2: us to keep our distance.
- 46:31Speaker 1: Absolutely, you just thinking yes, and then we figure out
- 46:34Speaker 1: a way that we can help you. And I just
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- 46:43Speaker 2: Can I say that that's going to rest? It is
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- 47:53Speaker 1: It's a beautiful thing.
- 47:55Speaker 5: The whole Achy Big Show week days from four on
- 47:58Speaker 5: Radio Hdarky.
- 48:07Speaker 1: Well, do you got your air bastards into your Monday show?
- 48:10Speaker 1: Done and dusted? Quiet one for you tonight? Maybe Magie.
- 48:13Speaker 2: I reckon, Man, I'm gonna have a little bit of
- 48:15Speaker 2: a feed and then I'm going to have a bit
- 48:18Speaker 2: of Telly.
- 48:18Speaker 1: I reckon.
- 48:19Speaker 2: Yeah, I've started a movie and it's going to take
- 48:21Speaker 2: a while to get through it. I think it's already
- 48:23Speaker 2: horrendously boring.
- 48:25Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, what about you, Kesy, What do you have
- 48:27Speaker 1: to apart from helping me get the toilet in my car?
- 48:30Speaker 2: Oh?
- 48:31Speaker 1: Have you get the toilet? Put that in your car?
- 48:33Speaker 4: There, and then I'll go home my wife and I
- 48:35Speaker 4: watch tonight's episode of Slippery Trees or Island, and then
- 48:38Speaker 4: I'll do everything I can to sort of speed up
- 48:41Speaker 4: her going to bed. Yeah, you know, but yawning, getting
- 48:44Speaker 4: her to catch the yawn sure, and then you know,
- 48:46Speaker 4: you know, putting stuff in your tea, in that.
- 48:50Speaker 1: Sugar. You don't want to do sugar because that'll keep
- 48:53Speaker 1: her awake. Yeah yeah, you know right, and then she'll
- 48:57Speaker 1: go to sleep, and then I'll go on Live with
- 48:58Speaker 1: my mates. You know I didn't. I haven't mentioned this before,
- 49:02Speaker 1: but I think my wife. That's a big pause. Man
- 49:08Speaker 1: is a secret watcher of celebrity treasure island. Really, you know,
- 49:11Speaker 1: when you go and continue watching Hello Hello episode three,
- 49:18Speaker 1: watch it with it? You know why kiezy the kids,
- 49:22Speaker 1: I'm the biggest celebrity in New Zealand. They haven't asked me.
- 49:24Speaker 1: Until they ask me, then it's all bullshit. That's right
- 49:28Speaker 1: pretty much?
- 49:28Speaker 2: Man?
- 49:29Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey what am I doing? Did you say? Now, Jays,
- 49:36Speaker 1: I'll get home, what are you doing with the stolen toilet?
- 49:40Speaker 1: My wife will go that that's the wrong one, and
- 49:42Speaker 1: I'll say, well, it's free, make it work and make
- 49:46Speaker 1: it work, and then you're going did you get all
- 49:48Speaker 1: the parts? And then my plumber will come tomorrow morning
- 49:51Speaker 1: and go have you did you get all the other
- 49:52Speaker 1: parts for it? And I'll go, oh, what are those?
- 49:55Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds right. But in the meantime, I made
- 49:58Speaker 1: another shop quality spicy chicken soup today, a bit of TV,
- 50:05Speaker 1: the nearly to bed and a good robust sleep for
- 50:07Speaker 1: old hoodie Jane nice Mane. Good stuff. Man, what did
- 50:11Speaker 1: you just signal to it? Don't worry about it. It's
- 50:13Speaker 1: all good talking about my great chicken soup. No, definitely not.
- 50:17Speaker 1: You said I know what you're doing. You're doing a compilation.
- 50:21Speaker 1: I know what you're doing, but listen. Thanks for listening
- 50:26Speaker 1: to the show. Make sure you check up the Instagram account.
- 50:29Speaker 1: Also check out our podcast talk Remark So let it Bye.