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Someone actually objected at Abby's brother's wedding! · Scotty and Abby UNFILTERED

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  Speaker 1: Tampa Bay's best music is.
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  Speaker 2: Now. Welcome to another episode of Scottie and Abby Unfiltered.
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  Speaker 2: What a weekend?
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  Speaker 1: What a weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Is?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: I actually I threw up this past weekend, Abby. I
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  Speaker 2: went that hard.
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  Speaker 1: You drank so much that you vombed, even I didn't vomb.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I gotta tell you what actually went down
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  Speaker 2: this past weekend, but.
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  Speaker 1: I do too many beat buckses.
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  Speaker 2: I felt like that little meme or what's that video
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram? It's like, Mom, I flew up staying in your.
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  Speaker 1: Girlfriend's doorway, being like, Hi, I flew up who I.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't even tell her because of what was happening. We'll
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  Speaker 2: talk about that, but I do want to talk about,
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  Speaker 2: obviously the wedding that you're at Abbey, because we talked
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  Speaker 2: about it so much last week, because I do find
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  Speaker 2: it fun. I don't have any I have. My cousin's
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  Speaker 2: got married. My one cousin kind of a lope, so
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get to even go to his wedding. I
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  Speaker 2: got to go to my other cousins like second and
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't their second wedding, but I'll call it their
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  Speaker 2: second wedding because they had a pandemic wedding. Okay, so
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't that full extent of going to your family's wedding.
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  Speaker 2: So I do love the idea that you got to
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  Speaker 2: celebrate with your whole family. But I also know that
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  Speaker 2: there are lots of dynamics to balance in those rooms.
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  Speaker 1: So many dynamics it's.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy to think of. And I DJ wedding, so I
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  Speaker 2: always see the background of it. Yeah, where it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'll catch the conversations in the hallways. I'll have the
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  Speaker 2: conversations with the bride beforehand, but just in general and
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  Speaker 2: whatever you want to share with it, Like how was
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  Speaker 2: the wedding? Because you left last week early, you got
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  Speaker 2: what to Jackson like Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to. So the wedding was an Amelia Island.
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  Speaker 1: So Amelia Island is about an hour north of Jacksonville.
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  Speaker 1: It's sort of secluded, it's closer to the coast. It's
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  Speaker 1: very like Marshi. It's kind of giving low country. And
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  Speaker 1: we were staying at this hotel called the Omni Amelia Island,
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  Speaker 1: and then the actual wedding was at the Amelia River Club,
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  Speaker 1: like ten minutes down the road.
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  Speaker 2: Very nice, I mean, your videos and pictures. They looked
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  Speaker 2: absolutely gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a pretty brand new it's a pretty new
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  Speaker 1: wedding venue, so I think we got a pretty good
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  Speaker 1: deal on it. But it's beautiful. I mean, just like
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  Speaker 1: the view out onto the marsh. If you haven't seen
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  Speaker 1: videos from my Instagram yet, it's basically like this big
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  Speaker 1: white room, big white and long, long, and there's all
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  Speaker 1: these windows that open up and to the marsh and
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  Speaker 1: it has this gorgeous view of the trees and the grass.
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  Speaker 1: And we got so lucky with all the weather for
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  Speaker 1: the whole weekend, Like I was fully prepared for a
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  Speaker 1: monsoon on any of the days because it's July and Florida.
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  Speaker 1: We got there stunning wedding from start to finish, starting
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  Speaker 1: stunning weather from start to finish. I got there, it
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  Speaker 1: was sunny, it was beautiful, it didn't rain, and then the
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  Speaker 1: whole theme was like blue and white and coastal and
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  Speaker 1: there were high ranges and yeah, it was beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: It looked awesome based off of just like the dancing.
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  Speaker 2: I know, we talked a little bit about it, but
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  Speaker 2: there was a live band at it, and what was like,
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  Speaker 2: did you go hard like you thought you would? Go
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  Speaker 2: hard at this wedding like you did in the past.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I really didn't. I mean I was like
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  Speaker 1: because I was the first one at the bar at
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  Speaker 1: the wedding, because I didn't really go crazy hard on
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  Speaker 1: night one, oh, like the rehearsal, which everybody else did,
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  Speaker 1: which kind of gave me anxiety, Like if I ever
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  Speaker 1: get married, I'm like, that's so annoying that the one
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  Speaker 1: night that, like everybody's in the wedding, you can't really
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  Speaker 1: go hard night one because you don't want to look
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  Speaker 1: puffy and photos. You don't want to be hungover. We
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  Speaker 1: had like a seven thirty call time for if you
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  Speaker 1: were a bridesmaid. So I was at the rehearsal dinner
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  Speaker 1: and a lot of my brother's friends were smacked. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: they're such a good time, Like my brother has a
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  Speaker 1: great group of friends. Like this isn't me yelling at
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  Speaker 1: them for getting drunk, but it was such a tough
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  Speaker 1: dynamic words like the night that I was ready to
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  Speaker 1: go hard, everybody else was like exhausted from having gone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like tempering themselves, so like I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: I can't do that because they went too hard. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: damn that's tough because I could see that happening. I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying to think of the last wedding I went to.
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  Speaker 2: You get so excited being around your peeps again that
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  Speaker 2: you just go all in, and then the wedding it's
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  Speaker 2: so much and you put so much into it that
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  Speaker 2: you're like, no, I would I want my friends to
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  Speaker 2: be slashed at my wedding. Wedding like I want on
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  Speaker 2: the dance floor, like I don't know, I want through
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  Speaker 2: ridiculous stories like I do want you sick, not on
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  Speaker 2: the floor, but like afterwards, I want all that.
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  Speaker 1: I want a debrief. I want to see you at
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  Speaker 1: breakfast the next day. I want to know what aunt
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  Speaker 1: blank blank blank said to you in the hallway that
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  Speaker 1: you thought was a little off kilter, because that was
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  Speaker 1: the most fun I had had at the wedding. Was
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  Speaker 1: I had so many like off kilter experiences that I
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  Speaker 1: will share because they are funny, Like they're objectively funny.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't when I do share it, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want it to come come as like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: everyone got so drunk and ridiculous. I'm like, no, I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was funny. So for me, the best time
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  Speaker 1: I had was like when my family and I got
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  Speaker 1: together at this bar after my brother's wedding, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like re enacting some of the things that had happened,
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  Speaker 1: or was sharing some of my observations. The debrief is
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  Speaker 1: almost more fun because you kind of get to sharing
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  Speaker 1: it with the people that also maybe notice something but
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  Speaker 1: didn't want to say any yeah, yeah, or they didn't
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  Speaker 1: know that that conversation went down. Like at my brother's
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  Speaker 1: rehearsal dinner, and I won't share names, but some of
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  Speaker 1: his friends, some of the girls are super super sweet.
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  Speaker 1: They were hammered and I was with and I was,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I had maybe like half of a margarita.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't even gonna drink, but I was just so
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  Speaker 1: stressed out. I was like, let me just have a sip.
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  Speaker 1: You have one sip. So I was with my brother's
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  Speaker 1: group of friends. It's these girls and a couple of guys,
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  Speaker 1: and one of them is single. We'll call him. We'll
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  Speaker 1: call him Blake. So I'm with Blake, and I'm with
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  Speaker 1: a couple of the other girls who are all married
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  Speaker 1: to my brother's other friends. And this one girl, we'll
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  Speaker 1: call her Amy. Amy is the is the drunkest girl
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  Speaker 1: at the party. Love that for her, for you probably
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  Speaker 1: had way more fun than me this weekend because she's
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  Speaker 1: just like, you know, letting it fly and letting it rip.
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  Speaker 1: And we're all, you know, kind of ripping and having
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  Speaker 1: a good time. But there comes a point where I
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  Speaker 1: realized that I need to go to bed to my
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  Speaker 1: brother's wedding. So we're at this bar after the rehearsal
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  Speaker 1: dinner and we had just gotten done talking to like
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  Speaker 1: Blake and my brother and a couple of the other guys,
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  Speaker 1: and she looks at me and she goes, are you single?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, well, it was more like anything,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, yeah, And she was like,
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  Speaker 1: have you met Blake Ben's friends? I mean, then Ben's
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  Speaker 1: friend And I go, yeah, I think I've met him once.
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  Speaker 1: And mind you, we're in a hotel bar, my brother,
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  Speaker 1: all his friends, all my family's here, and she yells
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  Speaker 1: at the top of her lungs, you should fuck Blake.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Literally, I mean louder, louder than that. And I just
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  Speaker 1: look at her and I'm like I was like, no, thanks.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like looking to see if my brother saw her.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, did Blake see her. I'm looking behind her
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  Speaker 1: like what it's going on? And she I'm thinking she's
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  Speaker 1: gonna say it once and I'm gonna go no, and
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  Speaker 1: she's gonna get the point. She goes, do you want
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  Speaker 1: to fuck Blake? Literally at the top of her lungs,
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  Speaker 1: family out and everything, And I'm looking at the girls
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  Speaker 1: next door. I'm like, can you get her to shut up?
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  Speaker 2: Anybody gonna stop her?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like no, no, no, no, So I kind
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  Speaker 1: of like try and pivot the conversation and she goes, wow,
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  Speaker 1: like you should really fuck Blake. I'm like, I've spoken
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  Speaker 1: to Blake once. Also, this is my brother's wedding.
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  Speaker 2: We can we not want right now?
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  Speaker 1: She said it no less than six or seven times
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  Speaker 1: at that volume, and I eventually look at her, and
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  Speaker 1: then a couple other things had gotten said that it
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  Speaker 1: made me wildly uncomfortable that I was like, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna stay out this late anyway, ye.
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  Speaker 2: You know what this tells me I'm gonna leave.
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  Speaker 1: And I felt bad because I did see her the
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  Speaker 1: next day and she was so sober and I was not,
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  Speaker 1: and I felt bad and I was like, I hope
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  Speaker 1: she didn't think, cause listen, we all get a little
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  Speaker 1: too drunk, we all say something a little crazy, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta go. So when I saw
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  Speaker 1: her sober at the wedding the next day, I was
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  Speaker 1: kind of sad. I was like, girl, like, you should
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  Speaker 1: have gotten this drunk tonight because I could have handled
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  Speaker 1: the you should fuck Blake comment tonight that's back and forth,
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  Speaker 1: but not the day before when I'm like half a
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  Speaker 1: margarita in and already getting hyped to go.
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  Speaker 2: To bed and definitely don't want to fuck Blake.
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  Speaker 1: It definitely was not in the mood to fuck Blake
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  Speaker 1: at my brother rehearsal dinner. So thanks for that, Amy.
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  Speaker 2: And a wing woman to the extreme, and I.
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  Speaker 1: Appreciate it, like thanks for looking. They were hyping me
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  Speaker 1: up too, like they really were so sweet, Like this
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  Speaker 1: isn't me again. If this is never gonna get back
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  Speaker 1: to them, or though maybe it will, I'm always shocked
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  Speaker 1: at who listens to this stuff, because all my parents'
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  Speaker 1: friends were also at this wedding, and like one of
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  Speaker 1: my dad's fraternity brothers were like, oh, I love your tiktoks.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you as a grown man on
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  Speaker 1: my TikTok, but that's a whole other story. Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 1: so many things I can't share from this wedding that
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  Speaker 1: God in fifty years in my memoir, you guys are
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  Speaker 1: gonna eat up. But I just would not make sense
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  Speaker 1: to share. Now start writing it now, I will be ready.
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  Speaker 1: Now I have so much Lord to share. You guys
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  Speaker 1: are gonna love it coming to you in twenty seventy five.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I wish you could just like release it as
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  Speaker 2: like an anonymous name. I know all the stories that
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  Speaker 2: I could never share.
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  Speaker 1: Well, sometimes I do share stories, and I just kind
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  Speaker 1: of flip I flip, I flip timelines and stuff, so
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  Speaker 1: you might you might hear things eventually down the line,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, you may or may not know if it's
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  Speaker 1: me or not.
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  Speaker 2: But that's hilarious. I mean, first off, that sounds so
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  Speaker 2: spot on for a wedding like that is the benefit
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  Speaker 2: of a cause I've gone back and forth with the
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  Speaker 2: idea of I speak like I'm getting married tomorrow, but
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  Speaker 2: like the idea of eloping, Yeah we're going to another
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  Speaker 2: country and just having like a smaller wedding. But when
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  Speaker 2: you could have some people that like you went to
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  Speaker 2: school with or you know they're rowdy as hell. You
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  Speaker 2: need rowdy as hell people at your wedding.
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  Speaker 1: You need a wedding that matches your friend group. I
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  Speaker 1: think that's what I've decided because I was there, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, this is the perfect wedding for my brother
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  Speaker 1: and his now wife. Oh my god, it's like so crazy.
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  Speaker 1: My brother's a ring and everything. But it's funny. I've
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  Speaker 1: always been pro big wedding, Like I've always wanted an
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  Speaker 1: obnoxious wedding, And after we did that, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm gonna get married in my thirties,
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  Speaker 1: Like maybe I am the bride that like brings fifty
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  Speaker 1: people with me to Egypt, and that's my wedding that'd do.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even think about Egypt. Not Egypt.
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  Speaker 1: Egypt's not really safe for women, but you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like we go to Montenegro.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean I love the idea because we
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  Speaker 2: did that with friends years ago, where they just rented
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  Speaker 2: out of castle in Spain and it was like fifty people.
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  Speaker 2: But luckily all fifty people rout as hell, I like
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  Speaker 2: even the parents. So everyone was just out there all
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  Speaker 2: night till six am, going hard, going hard, but it
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  Speaker 2: would be hard to get that if, like you got
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  Speaker 2: to know your family exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And so I'm honestly really grateful that my brother got
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  Speaker 1: married before me. I mean, obviously he's older, it was
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  Speaker 1: probably gonna happen regardless, but getting to experience a wedding
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  Speaker 1: weekend through my family's eyes, like I know what I
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  Speaker 1: find important and what I don't, And I think, ultimately,
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  Speaker 1: like the one thing I would change differently is because
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  Speaker 1: there was so much pressure because this was our first
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  Speaker 1: family wedding, because it's you know, I haven't got married
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  Speaker 1: and I don't have any other siblings. Is I felt
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  Speaker 1: like my my mom was really stressed. Oh, and I
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  Speaker 1: felt like the bride's mom was really stressed. And I decided,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, whenever I get married in twenty fifty seven,
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  Speaker 1: I oh, not really my almost to be here, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. I just want everyone to be chill and
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  Speaker 1: to have fun. I just like, I don't care how
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  Speaker 1: much money we have to spend for other people to
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  Speaker 1: set up or to do things. I just want everyone
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  Speaker 1: to show up and feel like they're on vacation.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good point, because the stress is what takes
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  Speaker 2: away from the special moments, because if you get yourself
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  Speaker 2: so wound up, you're like, are you even gonna remember this?
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  Speaker 2: What were the things that you would want somebody else
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  Speaker 2: to just take care of? Then if it's like your wedding,
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  Speaker 2: you're like, all right, Madre, I don't want you to
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  Speaker 2: stress about this. This is gonna be my vision.
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  Speaker 1: What would you do? My mom had to set up
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  Speaker 1: for the rehearsal dinner. I mean, and I say, had
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  Speaker 1: I think she chose to do that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure because it's like you want to have it perfect, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 1: You want to have it perfect, so also it's a
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  Speaker 1: way to save money. But like then you can't really
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  Speaker 1: enjoy that whole day. She felt like the night before
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  Speaker 1: like that was her one night to have fun because
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  Speaker 1: nobody's there, she doesn't have to set up or do anything.
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  Speaker 1: And then same thing for the day up. I could
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  Speaker 1: tell she was very stressed and very anxious about the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing. And I'm like, I just want when it's
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  Speaker 1: my turn, I just want it to be like a
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  Speaker 1: good time, So I don't care what I gotta spend.
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  Speaker 1: I just want it to be like chill and fun.
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  Speaker 2: It is fascinating to see the parts that are truly
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  Speaker 2: good takeaways. Like you were talking earlier how your brother
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  Speaker 2: had like a circle bar. Yeah, that's genius. It was
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  Speaker 2: such a well executed wedding. I will say the ceremony
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  Speaker 2: was quick.
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  Speaker 1: They went boom boom boom. We got in, we got out.
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  Speaker 1: We had a great circle bar, we had pre made cocktails.
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  Speaker 1: I love a big proponent of the circular movement of circles,
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  Speaker 1: clearly circular tables, because I think those are better for
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  Speaker 1: conversation rather than the long, skinny ones like the long
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  Speaker 1: banquet tables. We had a live band but also some
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  Speaker 1: DJ mixt in Like it was just it was it
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  Speaker 1: was great. We'd buses taking us tune from the hotel.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Like, those are the little parts
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  Speaker 2: that I will spend as much money as need as
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  Speaker 2: I can. Yeah, Like I've learned, like you want somebody
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  Speaker 2: that's good at music. I don't care if it's a
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  Speaker 2: band or DJ. That is so worth.
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  Speaker 1: Every penny, every single penny.
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  Speaker 2: The bar set up, I've never heard that. I'm now
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  Speaker 2: taking that circle bar so people could get in and
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  Speaker 2: out quick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because my I've been to weddings where they have
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  Speaker 1: different bars in different corners of the room. But I
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  Speaker 1: like and granted we had a smaller, more compact space
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  Speaker 1: than other weddings I've been to, but there was just
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  Speaker 1: one big bar, so whenever anybody needed a drink, you
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  Speaker 1: just went to the one.
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  Speaker 2: Big bar and every I'm sure they had like what
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  Speaker 2: multiple bartenders in the circle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there were probably three or four, so you know,
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  Speaker 1: there's one for every corner. But I never really felt
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  Speaker 1: like I had to wait super long for a drink,
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  Speaker 1: which was great. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: See, I like that. I like the transportation part of it.
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  Speaker 2: Like I don't even really care about the venue, like
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  Speaker 2: I want it to be a cool room. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: as long as it's just a place everyone could gather,
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  Speaker 2: it's it's pretty. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you leave the planing to your ladies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I will, I definitely will. But those are
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  Speaker 2: the things in my head, especially. I know so many
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  Speaker 2: men think like this too, Like we don't understand the
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  Speaker 2: flower part. We don't get why that's such a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: Or have you seen flowers before? That's beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, here's the problem though, huh, this has happened. We're
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  Speaker 2: all that money and all.
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  Speaker 1: Those flowers, uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: And then at what at the end of the night,
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  Speaker 2: you just get rid of them.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can give them to other people, you can't think.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: But also I don't think people want. Like I've been
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: offered the flowers, I'm like, what am I going to
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: do these flowers?
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: I understand. I think if you saw a wedding with
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: a lot of flowers, you would understand it does create
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: an ambia.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: If they're really well done.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if they're really well done and they're well spaced out,
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: and you know, you can add some candles and lamps
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: in there to kind of spread them out a little bit.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: BOYD, what about the cake?
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: How was it? You all?
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: You and your mom picked the cake? Correct?
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: So I picked out the groomsman cake. It was delicious.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Do you want to hear about this cake? I do.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: So my mom was very stressed. She's like, I don't
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: know what flavor they're gonna get. The said they might
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: have to do vanilla frosting. I know you chose chocolate
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: peanut butter. It was a chocolate cake with a layer
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: of chocolate ganage and then a layer of peanut butter frostin,
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: but not overpowering. It was like too much of a
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: peanut flavor, Yeah, just a taste, and then vanilla frosting
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: on the outside.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: It was so decadent, so delicious. I went around everyone.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: I was like, are you enjoying the cake? I char
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: that was like the one thing I got to choose
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: from the wedding. So I was like, I hope you
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: like the cake because I chose the cake.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: You gotta known.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, that was my cake. Yeah. I was like,
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: did you like the cake? That was my pick?
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Somebody actually cared.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Somebody cared enough to make sure that you had a
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: sweet treat tonight. See.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: I'm glad that you put effort into it, because sometimes
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: I will go to weddings I'll completely forget about the sweets,
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: and that part sucks because then you get to the
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: end of the night and people are like, oh my god,
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: did you have.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: The cook Okay, so good.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Then you're like, oh my god, I never got the cake.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Was there a after snack bar, Like, was there like
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: a ten pm extra food comes?
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I think there was supposed to be. I didn't see it, though.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: I got to ask because I didn't see it. And
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: also they gave out Chrucker hats, so Trucker hats with
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: American flags.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: On them because again checkers hats.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Oh no, chucker flat trucker hats. And then one had
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: photos of my brother and his fiancee wife's dog, dog's
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: on the hat on the hat, so cute, but I didn't know.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't see them passing it. I stole mine from
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: my mom. I was like, you're your hat.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely take it because you were hats all the
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: time and.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Wear hats all the time.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: That's so fun.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: And then we went to a bar afterwards. I hung
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: out at that bar for a little bit and then
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: I met my family and we did the whole reenactment
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: of like all the conversations I had.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: How late did the night go?
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Probably till midnight?
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's reasonable.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I was up doing a stand up special of.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Course, as Abby does.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Well, because one of my somebody who attended the wedding
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: literally ten minutes after the ceremony, was like, I think
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: they're getting divorced.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? What?
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: So who says that at a wedding. So my mom
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: said that the family is really big, So we have
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: a lot of cousins, and so I have a cousin,
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: nam Ali. She got married and talked about her. But
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: she's a younger brother. There's four people in that family.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: There's four kids in that family, but her younger brother,
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: her name is we'll call him Bubby for privac serieson
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: we call him Bubby, And Bubby has turned into a
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: little bit of a problem. Real he's a medicine No,
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: he's so sweet. But he's been like the same ever
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: since that he's been eight. Like he just gets taller
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: and that's it. He gets taller, but he's still the same.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: And so every time I see him, he's just like
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: very chill, very laid back. He's like this, like bro
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: he went to George Southern. He's just like very chill.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: And then we are on the way to my brother's
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: rehearsal dinner and he was shmacked. I'm telling you, I
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: don't know what was in the water at the Omni,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: but everybody was hammered. He was hammered. I've never seen
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: that kid have so much personality. And I was like,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: are you good? So anyway, the wedding comes around and
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: me and my cousin are I don't know, We're like
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: having a drink and like looking out onto the market
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: and again there's all these big windows, so you can
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: see all of the marsh, like there's it's five pm,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: it's you got a clear view of everything. And then
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: we see Bubby start trapesing through the marsh.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, he's just walking in.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: He's like out in the forest. And we're like, what's
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Bubby doing? And so Ali looks at me, he goes,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: She goes, let's go outside. So we go outside, Bubby
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: drops trow, takes a pissby in the marsh and then
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: comes back and he comes back laughing, and my cousin
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: is like, what the actual hell? And I look at her.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what to do. I'm like,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: he just did this in front of everybody at the wedding,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: because again there's a clear view with all these windows
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: into the marsh. And he comes back and he looks
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: at my cousin. He goes, I'm gonna need a moment
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: alone with Abby. I'm gonna need a moment alone. And
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, God, what's going on my brother? What could
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: you possibly need to talk about at my brother's wedding?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Like I just started drinking, Like, can we can this
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: wait until tomorrow?
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Probably could?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: So he sends my cousin inside, who's like, whatever, I
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: do not have the I believe, And so then he
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: pulls me aside again. He's super he's tipsy whipsie, and
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: he looks at me and goes, you know, I've been
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: online recently and I've just seen a lot of concerning
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: statistics about nurses getting married. What which, By the way,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: my brother's wife is a nurse, Like, you know, the
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: divorce rate for nurses are just really high, and it
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: only skyrockets when they start staying home to have kids.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: And I look at and he doesn't really talk like that.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I'm just being dramatic. I look at Bubby and I go,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: what am I supposed to do with this information? My
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: brother got married ten minutes ago. First of all, if
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: you were gonna say something you had all year, you
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: had last night. But now we're here and we're six
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: figures down.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: The drain actually happened. They're done.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is my brother's wife of fifteen minutes, Like,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: let's let's tick a deep, let's.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Wait on the divorce talk for just a second.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, I'm not even sure they've signed the
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: marriage license. So you should have told you should go
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: up to them right now if you really feel that
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: strongly about it.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: They are the statistics.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: And we're out there talking for so long that two
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: of my other cousins, one of his brothers and then
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: one of our step cousins, like my mom's stepsisters kids.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: When he comes out and I look at them and
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, personally, I just can't be in this
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: conversation right now. I'm gonna go back inside. So I
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: don't know what happened after that, but I go back
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: in to my cousin and her husband and I look
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: at them and I go, I don't know how to
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: tell you this, but your brother thinks my brother and
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: his wife with fifteen minutes are getting divorced.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Do that as you will.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I was like, he's that level of drunk, so whatever's
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: going on, someone needs to work it out.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: That's so impressively drunk. So yeah, I always look at
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: me when they get to that level, I'm like, wow,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: how are you still functioning? I don't know, are you
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: still standing?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: He didn't seem like hammered. I was just like, dude, like,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: what did you take something?
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: It's very admirable that he's looking up these statistics looking
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: out for your family.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: But I was like, why are you looking up these statistics?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: What's happening?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: How did that end up on your algorithm?
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Also, why is the twenty two year old cousin being
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: the to tell us that my brother's getting divorced.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's really bringing the hard hitting facts, really making
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: sure that everyone's set up. Did anybody get set home
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the day or like in the
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: middle of the night.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: He did. No, I think Bubby did.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Damn it, Bubby.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I think Bubby got sent home at the rehearsal dinner
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: and the wedding.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Did you see him the next day, like afterwards, like
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: how's everyone doing? The day after?
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: He seemed pretty, uh like normal, Like normally he's just
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: very chill, very just like middle of the road. So
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: when I saw him at breakfast, I was like, back
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: to normal.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. If I got that, maybe that's because I'm
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: about to be thirty, But like, if I got that
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: level of like do you it's gonna take me days
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: days to come back.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: No, he's twenty two. He went to George Southern. I
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: think his liver different. Damn his liver is just born different.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Ah, that's that southern body. They could just handle a
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: lot more. I know, like they could just go hard
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: next day. Rap back to normal. Start with the beer.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Tall, little wet boy, totally fine.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Put it down.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: He put it down.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: No hookups at the wedding.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: If there hat were, I was not privy to them.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: But also, my brother's also older, so a lot of
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: his friends are other than Blake. Were married, Mary with
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: like children like married married were.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Children a lout at the wedding.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: No, I think my cousin's baby was allowed to come.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: L is that the baby is like really cute?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And you know what, Actually, that's the one thing
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I changed my mind about at this wedding. I've always
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: been anti because I don't like kids. I've always been
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: anti kid at weddings. I'm like, I don't want kids there?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Who wants kids there? I think if I get married,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck bring your kid.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: That's how I feel now. Yeah, I'm like, if you
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: want to come, and if that's the deciding factor whether
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: you could go or not, yeah, I don't care. Let
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: your kid dance around the floor.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: And do you want to know why I changed my
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: mind on it, Because I think I saw how little
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: fun people were having that had to worry about like
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: what their kids were up to. They either had to leave,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: somebody had to go watch the kid. They were thinking
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: about who was watching their kid while they were there.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like, if you would have more fun if your
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: freaking baby was here?
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Fine, that makes sense. Yeah, And it's like how many
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I mean again, I think of my own family, we
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: don't got that many people. So it is how many kids?
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Would it be? Maybe four or five? My god, that's
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: no big deal.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I think anybody over like between the ages of like
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: two in ten, go go somewhere else, you know what
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I mean? Like, I think you can figure out childkid there.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: But if it's like a baby and you're worried about
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: your baby, understandable.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: What about like ten to eighteen, because then you're like
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: a teenager and teenagers I mean, I think you'd be
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: welcome at my wedding. Yeah.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Actually, I just think I don't give a fuck anymore. Yeah,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: you know what, no more rules. I don't care. Bring
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: your kid, bring your kids, shoot off your fireworks, shoot
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: off your fireworks, run around. I just want people have fun.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I think that's what I left, is I just like,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: whatever it takes for you to have a good time,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I want you to do that.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: That's a beautiful way of looking at it. That's like
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: what it really comes down to. It's like I want you,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: in years down the line, to be like, man, your
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: wedding was so fun, Like you're not going to tell
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: me what color of the drapes were, but you'll tell
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: me how good the DJ was.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, did you have fun? Did you dance with your kid?
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Did you finally say screw it, I am getting childcare?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: You know you'd be in the middle of the event,
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: in the.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Middle of that, screw it, send her to daycare, your.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Kid off to some random waiter that's walking around here, Take.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: My kid, give him a beer. They'll figure it out.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: That got it? I mean back in the day, isn't
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: that what they did is Roger Kidden left him. They're
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: there now. That's cool. I think, Actually, that's kind of
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: a cool perspective to bring in. You go to all
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: these weddings and eventually like, you know what, damn, I'm
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: gonna make mine so simple. As long as it's fun,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: as long as my loved ones are there, that's a
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: good ass time. Well then congratulations to your family, Thank you.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Congrats to them. Hopefully they don't get divorced like Bubby things.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Buffy Bubby, I think is going to be wrong on
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Bubby Bubby was on one.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Did your brother and wife already go on their honeymoon leave?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: They're flying out today. Wow, they're going to Saint Lucia.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: That's so exciting.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Saint Lucia, just like as in the Caribbean.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's like sit back on the beach like bv
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I and Tan. Yeah, do all the stuff.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: In the sun, just gonna lounge for like a week.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I go back and forth again all our imaginary wedding
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: talk of what I would want for a honeymoon. I
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: was thinking about that weirdly this weekend. But if I
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: would want to just lounge and just do nothing and
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: just wake up, I don't know, and then you sit
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: by the beach, or if if you make it like this,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: we got two weeks of a vacation, let's go hike
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: a mountain and walk through it.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Why would you want to do that on your wind
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: because it's your time, Like if it's paid for and
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: you got the time to go do something that you
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: never would be able to do and you can travel
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: at any point, you can do like a quote unquote
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: stressful vacation at any point. I feel like the wedding
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: is the stressful thing, and then you need a vacation from.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: That, Yeah, to be able to sit back and literally
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: do nothing.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, like whatever feels like a vacation
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: for you. Again, I'm done putting parameters on what people
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: should do. If hiking to you feels like a vacation,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Who knew that this would be the wedding that just
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: changed everything for your perspective?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: And now I think it's cause it's like I was
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: somewhat a part of it that I'm like, I feel
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: like we checked that box. I'm like, oh, yeah, we did.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: We did the wedding thing that by the time I
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: get married in ten years, I do not give a fuck.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Let's just go, Let's just go somewhere, Let's just go
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: have a Let's go get absolutely shmacked somewhere.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I would like to do it on a vineyard.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: A vineyard would be fun.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Get wine drunk and tipsy. Yeah, I want to maybe
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: have some animals around.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Little copy bar moment. Why not get Clynt Powell out
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: in the field.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: That is something I've seen so many weddings over here
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: in Tampa Bay of like barn weddings, and at first
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: I started doing them. I'm like, I don't know how
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I feel about the barn wedding. I don't know if
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: that fits my estet.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I did see somebody talk about Taylor and Travis's wedding
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: that way where it's like, you had a barn wedding
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna say that Madison Square Garden can't be
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: a good wedding venue for the richest person on earth,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: like the last people this is what the video said.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: The last person to live in your wedding venue was
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: a cow, you know what I mean. And the last
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: person to have a private party at Madison Square Garden
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: was like Elizabeth Taylor.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, Like that's so Druvans. What it costs, Like Taylor,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I think to rent out Madison Square Garden. I saw
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: a number like thirty to forty million dollars that's just
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: to rent Madison Square Guard.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Do you think it was like a I feel like
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: that's a little expensive. No.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, if I think about what it would take
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: a night, so Let's say you would have to pay
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: for everything that they would make in a night, and
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: that's tickets to a game, that's all the beer and food,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: drinks and stuff that they bring in.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: It's also the off season.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: So I yes, I think that was just a ballpark number,
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: but I think thirty million sounds about right to rent
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: out the Madison Square Garden.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like thirty million doesn't make sense. So let's
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: let's do the math. Madison Square Garden can have like
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: what twenty thousand people.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Let's say twenty because I think amily could have like
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: twenty two something like that.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Let's say the average ticket price is two fifty Okay,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: let's do this twenty thousand times three hundred.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: But I wonder how much money is that's only six million, okay,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: now food and drinks.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: So let's say twelve million. Let's say everyone then spends
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars on food and drink twelve million.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Twelve million, okay, okay, let's okay, if we want to
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: just put it in that twelve million dollars to rent
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: out Madison Square Garden. That's actually the part where I
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: was thinking about it this weekend. That's when I realized, Okay,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: this is actually legit, because I don't think Taylor would
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: want that in her name, that she just put on
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: this fake wedding that cost all this money and shut
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: down all these streets to not get married there.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I also think that she and again kind of like
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: how I feel, where it's like, ok, I think she's
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: sick of people being like she makes a spectacle. Even
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: my mom said, like, does she really need a wedding?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: She needed all that attention. I'm like, she's a girl
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: who just wants to get married, and this is the
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: one way she can have a secure wedding where she
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: can invite all the people she wants. She does all
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: the money in the world. Let the girl have a
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: freaking wedding weekend.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, as I looked at everything this weekend, it did
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: make sense. And I was really trying to fight it
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: because on even the day that she's supposed to get
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: married Friday, I was like on Instagram trying to see
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: is like there anything leaked, anything put out there? Very
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: impressed that nothing was. The one thing that I did
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: see that would make sense for it was the pictures
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: of celebrities getting in and out of cars. I saw
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: a couple, like I think I saw Stephen Colbert like
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: in the back of a car coming out of it,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, okay, I guess it's legit.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Oh for sure.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: And I think like Adam Sandler. For some reason, everyone
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: knew that Adam Sandler was going to officiate it. That
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: just seemed ridiculous to me.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I think they have a good relationship, but I was
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: just thinking about it.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I was like, that would be hilarious. Adam Sandler would
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: be the perfect person to officiate it.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Like, I really do feel like Taylor and Travis are
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: just these kids from the Midwest and the Northeast, and
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: they just happened to end up in this position to
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: where they're like, you know what, if we could do anything,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: because we can do anything, what would we do. We'd
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: have a wedding where we literally invite all the coolest
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: people in the world, Kate Middleton, Prince William. I don't
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: think they were there, but I do think they got invited.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Let's invite let's have fuck it, let's have Adam Sandler
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: officiate our wedding. Whatever.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: That'd be so cool. I mean, good for them. I
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: can't wait for her, And I know it already did happen.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Like I know, at this point, I've accepted she did
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: get married. That's cool.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Are you hoping she didn't get married?
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Oh? I was just I was really trying to see,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: like how is that even the case? But it's like
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: you said, and that's what makes sense, the security of
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: it all. Nobody could leak anything. It's all security covered
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: from the outside in, and you could do anything within.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: And that's what I heard, Like she turned it into
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: what Alice in Wonderland themed a little bit of was
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: it was the other one.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: So here's what I've heard, and I'm trying to do
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: my I'm trying to take my theories because I think
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: the wedding ceremony happened in like the theater, and then
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I think the reception happened on like the basketball court.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: And I think the ceremony, or maybe it was the reception,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: one of the things was made to look like her
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Love Story music video, and I think she walked down
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: the aisle to Taylor Swift's Love Story That's bad Ass,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: which you know what again, it sounds almost like a
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: parody of what her wedding would be like. Oh, and
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: then she rebuilt the Castle from the Love Story music video.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: But I really think she was like, fuck it, Like,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: that's my song, that's I wrote I even though it's
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: cheesy because everyone else has done it, that's my.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Song her life, Like that's what she would want.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: About, wanting someone to get on a knee and ask
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: me to marry them and get married and blah blah
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And I chose that castle when I
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: was sixteen for that for that music video because I
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: loved it and I thought it was a beautiful venue.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: And you know what, if I could get married there,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I would, but I can't because I'm Taylor Swift.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: And you know what, I think everything that lines up
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: it just shows us how And this is gonna sound nuts,
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: especially if you don't like Taylor Swift, but like how
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: down to earth kind of tailor is, Like she's still
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: like you said, she's just a girl. I know that's
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: like an Instagram, but she is.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: She's just a girl. And there's a lot of celebrities
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: that to me feel like celebrities. Like when I saw
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: du Aleipa and Kalum Turner get married, I was like,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: that's a celebrity. That's a celebrity wedding to me, Taylor Swift.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: No matter how rich she gets, it is still just
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, like she's not
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, yes, she wears expensive things and does expensive stuff. Yeah,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: but that's literally because she has no Oh this is
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: so funny how we defend her so hard, but like
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: she has no other choice, Like what do you wanted
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: to do?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: When people yell at her for flying private all the time,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I'll give you a perfect example. There's
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: an influencer whose name is Livy Done. Oh yeah, I
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: know don So Livy Done, this random influencer who you know,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: she's big following. I'm not trying to like diminish her,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: but like you're listening to this and you're probably thinking,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I've never once heard of Livy Done. Exactly google her.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Guys will track her plane and then buy refundable plane
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: tickets so they can show up and get photos with
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: her at her gait.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: That's horrible, you know what I mean.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: And you want Taylor Swift to fly commercial? You know
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Like, it's just being unreasonable.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: It would be so disruptive. People would be constantly coming
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: up to first class being.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Like hey, hey, hey, hey, oh my oh, it would
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: be a security nightmare at the airport.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so just let let this one person have a
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: plane and if.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: She has the money to do it, like do it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: I mean it's one, yes, the plane, but also for
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: the wedding of like what she decorated it as. I'm
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I hope that eventually we get to see like at
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: least some of it, like a little peak.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I think it'll be maybe two weeks we'll see it,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: maybe a week maybe.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Two weeks before it like she reveals that she actually
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: did get married.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I think they're gonna give it. They're either
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: going to post today we're recording on Monday, or they're
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: gonna post on Friday, or it'll be another.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Week after that. Yeah, on her timeline, So.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Either Monday, Friday or a week after this up cound
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: be Friday.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I'll be excited. I know it did happen and obviously,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: but I think that will be the part for me
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: that's like, Okay, finally she acknowledged it, because up until now,
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: like she hasn't said anything about it. Travis hasn't said
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: anything about it. Yeah, the closest I got today from
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: seeing anything was from Travis's mom Donna. I was like,
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know, said like a congratulations store or no.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: She said that it was magical, and I was like, oh, well,
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Donna Kelsey's now saying it's magical. Well, then that makes
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: perfect sense exactly. Then it actually did happen. Well that's exciting.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Well I do tomorrow I'll get into like what happened
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: over the weekend because I partied like I was in
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: college again. And I'm not saying I regret anything, but damn,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: I gotta learn my lesson quicker next time you got
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: a hydrate. We're gonna talk about it tomorrow at the
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Abbey Murphy on Socials at Scott Tavlin online. If you
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: do want to leave a review or a rating on
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: the podcast, that would be amazing. Let me look at
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: one of the ones recently. Okay, Meg said absolutely wild
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: hearing that tequila keeps Abby even keeled because it turns her.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Oh that's funny, because it turns her into a googly
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: A giggly salute for my husband. Oh what eaganly sleut
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: for my husband is what Meg says when she drinks tequila.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Oh I thought she was talking about me. I'm like,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I haven't done anything to your husband.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: No, not you, no, no, no.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: That's Tequila's an upper. It's the one alcohol that does.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: It's not a depressant.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: That's why I drink it now. But that's not what
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I had over the weekend. I'll tell you what happened
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: yesterday tomorrow