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- 0:00Speaker 1: Welcome to the 96.1 Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 0:03Speaker 2: This is a little weird.
- 0:04Speaker 3: I mean, we both start the show together. around the
- 0:07Speaker 3: same time every day but you've been in here for
- 0:10Speaker 3: like 20 minutes with me this is you're usually not
- 0:12Speaker 3: here this early why were you here so early this morning.
- 0:15Speaker 4: Ah yeah my wife's in vegas visiting her family so
- 0:18Speaker 4: yeah dogs got me up all right you're ready to
- 0:21Speaker 4: party and pee oh okay so you have to usually
- 0:25Speaker 4: she takes the dogs out becca takes the dogs out
- 0:27Speaker 4: usually the dogs just sleep in okay till when she's
- 0:31Speaker 4: ready to get up but hey everything's thrown off yeah
- 0:35Speaker 4: it's not.
- 0:36Speaker 3: There They're ready to party. Oh, so they see, you know,
- 0:40Speaker 3: dad's up. They saw me get up for the shower,
- 0:42Speaker 3: and they're just like, let's go. It's time. All right,
- 0:45Speaker 3: so you're up early, and you're taking the dogs out
- 0:48Speaker 3: to pee, which is usually not your routine.
- 0:51Speaker 2: No, no.
- 0:52Speaker 4: I also fell asleep on the couch last night until
- 0:55Speaker 4: like 2 in the morning, woke up there.
- 0:57Speaker 3: Oh, so you didn't have Becca like on the couch
- 0:59Speaker 3: with you to like wake you up and be like, hey,
- 1:01Speaker 3: why don't you go up to bed, buddy?
- 1:02Speaker 2: I'm a mess.
- 1:03Speaker 3: You woke up in the middle of the night, like two,
- 1:05Speaker 3: three in the morning. You're just on the couch sleeping.
- 1:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:08Speaker 2: I got my flu shot yesterday. My arm hurts. Dude,
- 1:11Speaker 2: did you really get your flu? I got my flu
- 1:13Speaker 2: shot yesterday too.
- 1:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:15Speaker 4: Are we flu shot boys? I got the flu and
- 1:17Speaker 4: the booster and my arm hurts.
- 1:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:19Speaker 2: Dude, I got them too. I got both of them too.
- 1:22Speaker 2: Arm hurt?
- 1:23Speaker 4: A little bit. It's a little sore, but. I think
- 1:26Speaker 4: they caught me right in my bulging muscles. I'm very powerful.
- 1:31Speaker 3: Do you ever lift your arm up to get a
- 1:34Speaker 3: shot and you tell them, put it right in the
- 1:37Speaker 3: Superman ass? Because Bob got a tattoo when he was
- 1:40Speaker 3: 14 years old of the Superman logo. And it still
- 1:44Speaker 3: is the same size when he was 14, but his
- 1:46Speaker 3: arm is about four times bigger. So it's very small,
- 1:49Speaker 3: like quarter size.
- 1:50Speaker 2: Put it there.
- 1:51Speaker 3: It's the most powerful spot. Do you ever tell them, hey,
- 1:55Speaker 3: I know you're giving me the booster. You want to
- 1:57Speaker 3: boost it even more? Put it in the Superman tattoo.
- 2:00Speaker 3: Beat it to Superman, all right?
- 2:02Speaker 6: All right.
- 2:02Speaker 3: We got a talkback message about leaves and nipples. We'll
- 2:05Speaker 3: get to that coming up next. Also, Coach McCarthy was
- 2:07Speaker 3: talking to the media yesterday, of course, about the international
- 2:10Speaker 3: travel going over to Paris, taking on the Saints. Mike
- 2:13Speaker 3: McCarthy around 625. Got a chance for you to win
- 2:15Speaker 3: $ 1, 000 around 910. It's Mikey and Bob.
- 2:16Speaker 5: 96.1. Yeah!
- 2:23Speaker 3: I just want to let everybody know that it has
- 2:25Speaker 3: been officially confirmed. We were talking about this a couple
- 2:28Speaker 3: weeks back. There was a guy who caught a 36-pound catfish.
- 2:34Speaker 3: It is now confirmed that is a state record. You
- 2:37Speaker 3: know exactly what we're going to do on the show
- 2:39Speaker 3: this morning. Around 725, we will read record catfish record.
- 2:45Speaker 3: facebook comments it's official it's always one of our favorite
- 2:48Speaker 3: rounds to do it's official now though okay uh it's
- 2:50Speaker 3: mikey and bob here on 96 one kiss let's get
- 2:52Speaker 3: to a talkback message here you can download our free
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- 2:57Speaker 3: kiss hit the talkback microphone you can send a message
- 3:00Speaker 3: get on the show brought to us by one team media.
- 3:02Speaker 6: So i don't really know how to start this off
- 3:05Speaker 6: but i got two random thoughts for you so i'm
- 3:07Speaker 6: just gonna.
- 3:07Speaker 3: Go these are the kind of messages i like just
- 3:10Speaker 3: two random thoughts for you.
- 3:12Speaker 6: Guys um talking about where did the leaves go and
- 3:16Speaker 6: I remember a story my fourth grade teacher told me
- 3:20Speaker 6: that they were playing hide and go seek one day
- 3:23Speaker 6: and a friend hid in a pile of leaves in
- 3:25Speaker 6: a car crusher.
- 3:27Speaker 3: Okay now see i feel like we have phased this
- 3:31Speaker 3: stuff out of society now but i do feel like
- 3:34Speaker 3: when we were growing up adults used to scare the
- 3:37Speaker 3: living hell out of kids with stories like this oh
- 3:41Speaker 3: you don't want to play in a pile of leaves
- 3:44Speaker 3: why not well somebody i knew was hiding and then
- 3:48Speaker 3: a car came and ran them over like there was
- 3:50Speaker 3: this one little boy and never happened. Were they playing
- 3:53Speaker 3: leaves in the middle of the street? A car just off-road?
- 3:56Speaker 3: That never happened, you know?
- 3:57Speaker 2: Never happened. No, but hold on. She had two things, right?
- 4:00Speaker 6: So there's that. And then did you know that back
- 4:04Speaker 6: in the day that if you had three nipples, you
- 4:06Speaker 6: were presumed to.
- 4:06Speaker 2: Be a witch? All right, well, didn't expect that to
- 4:09Speaker 2: be part two, but there we are. That was a sign.
- 4:11Speaker 2: There we are.
- 4:11Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess three-nippled women back in the days, or men,
- 4:15Speaker 3: I guess, too, right? Could you be a three-nippled male witch?
- 4:18Speaker 2: Wizard. Is that what it would be?
- 4:20Speaker 3: I guess.
- 4:21Speaker 2: Witches and wizards? All right, well, I got a mole
- 4:24Speaker 2: that is like, you know. You got somewhat of a
- 4:27Speaker 2: third nip. It's like a. It's flickable.
- 4:30Speaker 3: It's not.
- 4:32Speaker 2: Is there any pleasure of you?
- 4:33Speaker 5: It's not.
- 4:36Speaker 2: It's not flickable or anything like that.
- 4:38Speaker 7: You can't tug it, pull.
- 4:40Speaker 2: It, flick it, none of it. I can flick it.
- 4:41Speaker 2: It's just a bit... No, it's... Yeah.
- 4:44Speaker 3: All right, everybody, coming up next on the show, Bob's
- 4:46Speaker 3: going to flick my third nipple. Everybody get ready. No, no.
- 4:49Speaker 2: We'll see if there's pleasure next.
- 4:50Speaker 3: No, no, we're not doing that. It's just Mike McCarthy next.
- 4:54Speaker 3: I'm a nipple tester. No, it's Mike McCarthy next. It's
- 4:56Speaker 3: Mike McCarthy, Milk and Steelers content next.
- 5:00Speaker 2: The Mikey and Bob Podcast.
- 5:02Speaker 8: By the way.
- 5:04Speaker 2: I have no by the way. I don't know what
- 5:06Speaker 2: I was going to say. I thought there was a
- 5:08Speaker 2: by the way there. There was no by the way.
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- 5:42Speaker 2: Now let's get to this talkback message. Hey there, fart
- 5:44Speaker 2: smeller and smart feller. All right, I like it.
- 5:47Speaker 3: I just had a song I wanted to sing for
- 5:49Speaker 3: you guys and kind of serenade.
- 5:51Speaker 2: You this morning. A song. Gotta clear the pipes.
- 5:55Speaker 3: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's my
- 5:58Speaker 3: poop on company time. A classic.
- 6:02Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Bob. Not his birthday. Oh, yeah, Mikey, you're
- 6:05Speaker 2: a soccer mom with your van now.
- 6:07Speaker 3: Okay, that's uncalled for. I drive a Kia Carnival now.
- 6:11Speaker 2: It is not a van. It's an MPV. It's a
- 6:12Speaker 2: multi-purpose vehicle, okay? Multi-person. Multi-person vehicle. Well, it's multi-person. You
- 6:18Speaker 2: can haul them all. It's person and... People or Pokemon.
- 6:22Speaker 2: For me. Multi-Pokemon.
- 6:26Speaker 3: I'm trying to catch them all, and I'm putting them
- 6:29Speaker 3: in my MPV, okay? Kia Carnival. Let's get to Coach
- 6:33Speaker 3: McCarthy now. Coach McCarthy practiced yesterday. He's out there talking
- 6:39Speaker 3: to the media. And, of course, they got to go
- 6:41Speaker 3: over to London. Steelers are taking on the Saints in
- 6:44Speaker 3: London on Sunday morning, 930.
- 6:46Speaker 2: By the way, what are we doing? What are we doing?
- 6:49Speaker 2: Did you see?
- 6:49Speaker 3: Like, are you just staying at your house for this? Like,
- 6:52Speaker 3: I want to go somewhere and eat, like, nice.
- 6:53Speaker 2: Breakfast or something like that. At 9.30 in the morning?
- 6:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:56Speaker 2: It takes a lot of dedication to get up and go.
- 6:59Speaker 3: Oh, no, I got something usually I do every morning
- 7:01Speaker 3: when I wake up that I'm not working that would
- 7:03Speaker 3: get me hungry pretty quick by 9.30, bud.
- 7:07Speaker 2: Probably not able to drive. No, that's what I'm saying.
- 7:10Speaker 2: What are we doing?
- 7:11Speaker 4: Where are we going for breakfast on Sunday? Did you
- 7:13Speaker 4: see the Paris thing, by the way? I saw they
- 7:15Speaker 4: put in a curfew so people can't roam the streets
- 7:17Speaker 4: after 11 o'clock.
- 7:18Speaker 3: Cool, that's great for all the tourists that are going
- 7:20Speaker 3: over there for the football game. Hey, come enjoy Paris.
- 7:23Speaker 3: You pay thousands of dollars. It stops at nighttime. Sorry,
- 7:27Speaker 3: 11 o'clock.
- 7:28Speaker 2: You want to go see the Eiffel Tower?
- 7:31Speaker 3: You better be in your hotel room for 11 o'clock.
- 7:34Speaker 2: Or we'll shoot you. Like, you can't even go out
- 7:36Speaker 2: to bars or any, like, what? Yeah, it's, yeah. I
- 7:40Speaker 2: guess hotel bars, maybe? I don't know. What a mess.
- 7:44Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 7:45Speaker 2: What a stupid mess.
- 7:46Speaker 3: Let's get to Coach McCarthy, because he was talking about
- 7:49Speaker 3: the travel yesterday at practice.
- 7:50Speaker 10: Traveling's stressful. I mean, whether you're going to Tampa or
- 7:54Speaker 10: going across the Atlantic.
- 7:56Speaker 3: I'm going to stop it right there, because that is
- 7:58Speaker 3: a guy who is just like me and Bob and
- 8:00Speaker 3: does not comfortably fit in airplane gear. bathroom and lives
- 8:04Speaker 3: in fear of having to use the airplane toilet he's
- 8:06Speaker 3: got an eight hour flight yeah and he does not
- 8:10Speaker 3: want to poop on that horrible this is the same
- 8:13Speaker 3: thing that me and bob go through too if you
- 8:16Speaker 3: don't comfortably fit in airplane bathrooms you're right now mike
- 8:21Speaker 3: mccarthy is watching what he eats right now because he
- 8:25Speaker 3: don't want to have to use that plane bathroom.
- 8:27Speaker 10: So that those are the things i'm in touch with
- 8:29Speaker 10: you know just make sure we're making this as as
- 8:31Speaker 10: smooth as smooth and safe as we possibly can.
- 8:34Speaker 3: Yeah that's him basically saying i did not have chili
- 8:37Speaker 3: for dinner last night i'm not bringing an egg salad
- 8:39Speaker 3: sandwich on the plane we're making this as smooth as
- 8:42Speaker 3: possible he's just eating like crackers and water that's it man.
- 8:47Speaker 10: Right they have confidence in our plan and we're obviously
- 8:51Speaker 10: doing all the little things that Help us prepare. Because
- 8:53Speaker 10: the most important thing for us professionally is to go
- 8:56Speaker 10: over there and come back 5-2.
- 8:58Speaker 3: Well, I mean, the first step of this Steelers journey
- 9:01Speaker 3: to Paris is not having to poop on the flight.
- 9:05Speaker 2: That's it.
- 9:06Speaker 3: That's victory number one. We got to start stacking victories here.
- 9:12Speaker 3: Victory number one for the boys is not having to
- 9:15Speaker 3: use that airplane bathroom. Sunday, Steelers in Paris against the Saints.
- 9:22Speaker 3: 9.30 a.m. is the kickoff.
- 9:24Speaker 2: All right, it is confirmed.
- 9:26Speaker 3: Somebody caught a 36-pound record catfish. Here in Pittsburgh. We'll
- 9:32Speaker 3: read the Facebook comments about it around 725. Your chance
- 9:35Speaker 3: at $ 1, 000 around 910. 961 Kiss.
- 9:36Speaker 2: The Mikey and Bob Podcast. Please stick around and listen
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- 10:28Speaker 3: It should be kind of the same today as it's
- 10:31Speaker 3: been the last few days. It's a nice fall day out.
- 10:34Speaker 3: It'll be sunny with highs in the mid-60s. It's Mikey
- 10:37Speaker 3: and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Let's get to a
- 10:39Speaker 3: talkback message brought to us by One Team Media.
- 10:41Speaker 2: Michael and Robert, it's Mama Jules here. Okay, hold on. Bobby,
- 10:45Speaker 2: not Robert. He's not a Robert. It's Bobby on the
- 10:48Speaker 2: birth certificate.
- 10:49Speaker 9: And I have a special guest in my car.
- 10:52Speaker 2: What up, Mikey and Bob? It's Yinzerella.
- 10:54Speaker 3: All right, Yinzarella. Do we have people connecting here down
- 10:58Speaker 3: in Florida?
- 10:59Speaker 2: Florida. What's going on here?
- 11:00Speaker 11: Uniting?
- 11:01Speaker 2: Super friends? Hey!
- 11:02Speaker 4: We are headed to Tampa to fly out to the
- 11:06Speaker 4: Berg because it is Danny from Dallas' 30th birthday!
- 11:11Speaker 7: Wait.
- 11:12Speaker 2: This one's with Bob. He is.
- 11:17Speaker 3: No, not birthday twins with Bob. Bob's birthday is New
- 11:20Speaker 3: Year's Day. Wait, do they know Danny in Dallas? Is
- 11:22Speaker 3: this like a... Wait, are they all over the country
- 11:25Speaker 3: but connected with Pittsburgh here and they're all flying back
- 11:28Speaker 3: here for his 30th birthday?
- 11:30Speaker 2: So we can't let him turn 30 in Dallas. That
- 11:33Speaker 2: would not be appropriate. Can't do that. So we are
- 11:35Speaker 2: heading for the Berg. Hell yeah.
- 11:38Speaker 12: Gonna have a nice little gathering to celebrate Dan's 30th birthday.
- 11:41Speaker 2: Hey, we'll be at Kelly's Riverside on Saturday.
- 11:45Speaker 3: Oh, man.
- 11:45Speaker 2: You guys should stop Rip it up. Celebrate Bob's birthday, too.
- 11:48Speaker 2: Bob's birthday, too. No, it's not. It's New Year's Day.
- 11:51Speaker 2: Kelly's Riverside. Ripping it up.
- 11:54Speaker 3: 30th birthday for Danny in Dallas, and he's coming up
- 11:57Speaker 3: here to just tear it up.
- 11:59Speaker 2: Riverside at Beaver PA.
- 12:01Speaker 3: All right.
- 12:02Speaker 2: I like it. I love that just multiple people leave
- 12:04Speaker 2: his talkbacks or somehow connect. Yeah, I don't know. Blind
- 12:08Speaker 2: spot for me there, but I'm glad they've found friendship. Whatever.
- 12:11Speaker 2: That's a beautiful thing right there.
- 12:13Speaker 3: Hey, there's a pretty cool thing that some friends of
- 12:15Speaker 3: ours are doing tomorrow, and this directly connects with our
- 12:19Speaker 3: annual Stuff-A-Bus toy drive. Now, obviously, we have been doing
- 12:23Speaker 3: our Stuff-A-Bus toy drive, collecting toys for the Marines, toys
- 12:26Speaker 3: for tots, you know, for a couple decades now here
- 12:30Speaker 3: in the city. There is a group called Wheels to Kids,
- 12:35Speaker 3: and they come out just.
- 12:36Speaker 2: About every year to stuff a bus.
- 12:38Speaker 3: And over the years, they have donated Wheels to Kid
- 12:42Speaker 3: over a thousand bikes to stuff a bus. And they're
- 12:45Speaker 3: having their annual golf outing tomorrow on Friday. It's the
- 12:50Speaker 3: Bingham Tavern's Golf Classic Day. It's their biggest fundraiser of
- 12:54Speaker 3: the year. It helps them get all the money to
- 12:56Speaker 3: buy all the bikes for Stuff-A-Bus. You can go to
- 12:59Speaker 3: bighamtavern.com or find it on their socials. If you want
- 13:03Speaker 3: to golf, if you want to sponsor, if you want
- 13:05Speaker 3: to make a donation, help them out.
- 13:06Speaker 2: The weather's supposed to be great. It's good golfing weather, right?
- 13:10Speaker 4: They're still looking for a couple foursome, so if you
- 13:12Speaker 4: actually want to play, get out there.
- 13:15Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 13:16Speaker 3: Again, Bingham tavern golf classic is a Friday. It's all,
- 13:20Speaker 3: it's all for the wheels to kids. And again, they've,
- 13:22Speaker 3: they've helped donate over like a thousand bikes to stuff
- 13:25Speaker 3: a boss over the years.
- 13:26Speaker 2: So help them out.
- 13:27Speaker 3: You can go to Bingham tavern.com or find it on
- 13:29Speaker 3: all their socials, man.
- 13:31Speaker 2: It's crazy.
- 13:32Speaker 3: Cause we don't talk about stuff about us like that
- 13:34Speaker 3: much like right now, but man behind the scenes, just
- 13:38Speaker 3: to let everybody know, uh, We have been cooking on
- 13:40Speaker 3: Stuff-A-Bus this year. We got a lot of cool things
- 13:44Speaker 3: to announce and come up and everything, and it's going
- 13:46Speaker 3: to be a good year at Stuff-A-Bus and hopefully a
- 13:48Speaker 3: record amount of buses.
- 13:50Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get to.
- 13:51Speaker 3: All that as the year moves on and everything. But
- 13:54Speaker 3: just wanted to tell you about the golf outing that
- 13:56Speaker 3: our friends are doing tomorrow. All right, we'll get to
- 13:59Speaker 3: today in free show history coming up next. Also, we'll
- 14:02Speaker 3: get to around to say something nice around 740. If
- 14:05Speaker 3: you got something positive to share, somebody in your life
- 14:08Speaker 3: making a difference.
- 14:10Speaker 2: A lot of bad in the world. Let's bring some
- 14:12Speaker 2: positivity around 740.
- 14:13Speaker 3: Send your talkback messages if you want to get on.
- 14:16Speaker 2: Say something nice. It's Mikey and Bob.
- 14:25Speaker 3: We'll get to today in Freak Show history coming up
- 14:27Speaker 3: next in a minute here. Take you back to a
- 14:29Speaker 3: moment in the show that made us laugh and made
- 14:31Speaker 3: us smile. It is Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS.
- 14:34Speaker 3: Right now, though, let's get to another one of your
- 14:35Speaker 3: talkback messages brought to us by One Team Media.
- 14:38Speaker 13: Hi, Mikey and Bob. This is your mover friend, Jen.
- 14:40Speaker 2: Hello.
- 14:41Speaker 13: I was thinking of you because I was wondering if
- 14:45Speaker 13: you have ever been watching a TV show and And
- 14:48Speaker 13: seeing them eat something really weird. So, of course, you
- 14:50Speaker 13: have to go try it.
- 14:51Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 14:52Speaker 13: I am currently eating Cheetos dipped in peanut butter.
- 14:55Speaker 3: Oh.
- 14:55Speaker 13: Because we are binge-watching Doogie Howser, M.D.
- 14:58Speaker 2: Doogie Howser?
- 14:59Speaker 13: Yes, Neil Patrick Harris from 1989.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Jeez.
- 15:01Speaker 13: And he eats it on the show. Happy birthday, Bob.
- 15:04Speaker 2: Okay. It's not Bob's birthday. That's New Year's Day. It's
- 15:06Speaker 2: a wild binge-watch, by the way. It is.
- 15:08Speaker 3: Randomly, Doogie Howser, M.D. with Neil Patrick Harris when he
- 15:12Speaker 3: was like a kid from the 80s. Watching that. Wait.
- 15:16Speaker 2: So, he would eat. Cheetos dipped in peanut butter? That
- 15:19Speaker 2: sounds out of bounds. I mean, it's not, though.
- 15:22Speaker 4: Have you ever put Cheetos on a peanut butter and
- 15:24Speaker 4: jelly sandwich?
- 15:25Speaker 8: No.
- 15:26Speaker 2: I have. Well. I experiment, though. step into bob's lab no.
- 15:35Speaker 3: I don't uh no i've never tried cheetos on a
- 15:38Speaker 3: peanut butter jelly sandwich i've never dipped cheetos in peanut
- 15:41Speaker 3: butter um my dad used to eat cheetos or anything
- 15:45Speaker 3: cheesy with gloves on he would get like latex gloves
- 15:50Speaker 3: so he wouldn't get the cheese dust on his hands
- 15:53Speaker 3: not a bad move and i have pictures of him
- 15:55Speaker 3: like sitting in his recliner just like Eating Cheetos with
- 15:59Speaker 3: a glove on.
- 16:01Speaker 2: That's what he does, though. Yeah, you know what? Never
- 16:04Speaker 2: had the cheesy fingers. There is a.
- 16:07Speaker 3: Show that my daughter would watch, and I would watch
- 16:10Speaker 3: with her when she was growing up.
- 16:12Speaker 2: iCarly. And they made spaghetti tacos on the show.
- 16:16Speaker 3: And when Addison was a kid, probably three or four
- 16:19Speaker 3: different times, we made spaghetti tacos.
- 16:22Speaker 2: They weren't that bad.
- 16:24Speaker 3: And, you know... still she brings it up every now
- 16:27Speaker 3: and then about the time we ate spaghetti tacos so
- 16:30Speaker 3: you know make a little memory with the fun food
- 16:32Speaker 3: i feel like it's not even normal shows usually for
- 16:35Speaker 3: me it's always like if i'm in a food network
- 16:37Speaker 3: like type bitch yeah yeah where something weird comes up
- 16:40Speaker 3: yeah and then i'm just like i gotta try that
- 16:43Speaker 3: yeah i gotta see if i can make that happen
- 16:45Speaker 3: you ever put oh here we go jesus this is
- 16:47Speaker 3: true by the way okay.
- 16:49Speaker 2: You ever spread cream cheese on salami slices Yeah, that's
- 16:54Speaker 2: so good. I actually had that on Monday. Are you serious? Yeah,
- 16:58Speaker 2: I had that on Monday. That's the first one that
- 17:00Speaker 2: popped in my head. I was watching some food show
- 17:03Speaker 2: and they did that.
- 17:03Speaker 4: And I'm just like. That doesn't look like it'd be good.
- 17:06Speaker 4: It looks fancy, too, huh? Dude, then I tried it.
- 17:09Speaker 4: I'm like, holy crap. Yeah, that's a good combo right there.
- 17:12Speaker 4: That's a good combo.
- 17:13Speaker 2: All right, it's right around 7 o'clock now.
- 17:15Speaker 3: Time for us to take you back to a moment
- 17:17Speaker 3: in the show that made us laugh, made us smile.
- 17:19Speaker 3: You know, Halloween, little trick-or-treatings coming up next Saturday, but
- 17:24Speaker 3: over the course of the last few years, whatever, usually
- 17:27Speaker 3: when Halloween is on a weekday, some Some areas move trick-or-treating,
- 17:32Speaker 3: so it falls on a Friday or a Saturday. So
- 17:34Speaker 3: let's read some Facebook comments about moving trick-or-treating.
- 17:38Speaker 2: Here we go.
- 17:39Speaker 3: Today in Freak Show History.
- 17:43Speaker 2: Today in Freak Show History.
- 17:50Speaker 3: These are Facebook comments on towns moving, trick-or-treat times and
- 17:56Speaker 3: trick-or-treat date.
- 17:57Speaker 2: Gary P.
- 17:58Speaker 11: Here.
- 17:58Speaker 3: Delaying trick-or-treating is the weakest thing I've seen in years.
- 18:02Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, Gary.
- 18:03Speaker 3: You're raising a bunch of pansies. Parents these days are
- 18:07Speaker 3: ass clowns.
- 18:08Speaker 2: Is that a costume? I'm Gary, and I'm going as parents,
- 18:13Speaker 2: and I'm being an ass clown costume.
- 18:17Speaker 3: Dressed as an ass cologne. Roy B here. You can't
- 18:20Speaker 3: change the date of trick-or-treating.
- 18:21Speaker 2: It's Halloween. That's when it is. Halloween evening. All these
- 18:25Speaker 2: kids are growing up to be... What?
- 18:27Speaker 3: Wieners.
- 18:29Speaker 2: Wieners? What is that? What's happening?
- 18:32Speaker 3: If you come to Roy's house trick-or-treat on November 1st,
- 18:36Speaker 3: I'm going to pass out a wiener to you.
- 18:39Speaker 7: That's it.
- 18:39Speaker 2: I'm going to buy a bunch of hot dogs. You
- 18:42Speaker 2: get one wiener. I will have my light on.
- 18:45Speaker 3: You come after Halloween for a trick or treat?
- 18:49Speaker 2: No, there's only one Halloween.
- 18:51Speaker 3: It's trick or treat or wieners at Roy's house.
- 18:55Speaker 2: Trick, treat, or wieners? It's really weird.
- 18:57Speaker 3: I just gave a full pack to a grown man
- 18:59Speaker 3: named Gary in an ass clown costume.
- 19:02Speaker 2: He said he loves wieners. Don L here. We'll end
- 19:04Speaker 2: with this one. Kids aren't made like we were in
- 19:07Speaker 2: the old days. Oh, Don. How big are the tires
- 19:11Speaker 2: on your Dodge Ram, Don?
- 19:13Speaker 3: Tell me.
- 19:13Speaker 2: Don, you got truck nuts on that truck, do you?
- 19:16Speaker 3: Yo, let me tell you, that guy right there, based
- 19:19Speaker 3: off first sentence in the Facebook comment, definitely has truck knots.
- 19:24Speaker 3: Tell us about them, Don. Kids are made like we
- 19:26Speaker 3: were in the old days, okay? Yeah. And guess what?
- 19:30Speaker 3: The generation before you was tougher and stronger, too. Like,
- 19:33Speaker 3: this is how the world works, right? Everybody gets weaker
- 19:37Speaker 3: and softer.
- 19:38Speaker 2: Yeah, Don.
- 19:40Speaker 7: Truck knots.
- 19:41Speaker 3: I remember stopping to take a whiz in our neighbor's
- 19:44Speaker 3: shrubs and kept going.
- 19:46Speaker 2: We would go for miles. Not like these damn soft
- 19:49Speaker 2: kids today. All right, everybody, listen. Wait, this Don Juan.
- 19:52Speaker 7: Kid's the P & A shrubs?
- 19:55Speaker 2: All you kids who know where Donnie lives. Look for
- 20:00Speaker 2: the Dodge Ram.
- 20:02Speaker 3: I got a big set of purple truck nuts on
- 20:05Speaker 3: my Dodge Ram, and I want all the children to
- 20:08Speaker 3: come whizzing Donnie Shrubs this Halloween.
- 20:12Speaker 2: Trick or treat.
- 20:14Speaker 3: Now, I know we covered this a couple of weeks
- 20:16Speaker 3: ago on the show when somebody caught a 36-pound catfish, right,
- 20:20Speaker 3: in a river.
- 20:21Speaker 2: I think it was by Hot Metal Bridge, wasn't it? Yeah,
- 20:24Speaker 2: right around there.
- 20:25Speaker 3: It's now been confirmed that that is a state record
- 20:28Speaker 3: catfish now, 36-pound catfish. So we will read the local
- 20:32Speaker 3: news Facebook comments about the record catfish now confirmed.
- 20:36Speaker 2: It's official.
- 20:37Speaker 3: Around uh 7 25 here on 96 one kiss it
- 20:41Speaker 3: is mikey and bob let's get to some of your
- 20:42Speaker 3: talkback messages again just send them through the free iheart
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- 20:47Speaker 3: our buddy john down in orlando listening on the iheart radio.
- 20:51Speaker 2: App mikey Bob.
- 20:53Speaker 14: John from Orlando.
- 20:55Speaker 2: I got a bone to pick with you, Mikey. Well,
- 20:57Speaker 2: I do.
- 20:57Speaker 4: I'm just sitting there scrolling my time hop, or scrolling
- 21:00Speaker 4: my TikTok, and all of.
- 21:01Speaker 2: A sudden, here comes a little kid explaining toilets to me.
- 21:04Speaker 15: Yes.
- 21:04Speaker 2: You did this to me, Mikey.
- 21:06Speaker 3: Yes.
- 21:06Speaker 2: And now I'm obsessed with this kid and toilets. Yes.
- 21:09Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Bob. It's not his birthday.
- 21:11Speaker 3: Thanks, John.
- 21:11Speaker 2: It's New Year's Day.
- 21:12Speaker 3: Yeah, we've been talking about this kid for a couple
- 21:14Speaker 3: days here this week on the show. He showed up
- 21:16Speaker 3: on mine, too, dude, and he never did before this point. Well,
- 21:20Speaker 3: that's what happens when we talk about things on the show.
- 21:22Speaker 3: It's obviously the audio from our show. Your phones are
- 21:25Speaker 3: always listening. Dude, he showed up on mine, and he
- 21:28Speaker 3: had a urinal. Somebody told him he had a urinal.
- 21:30Speaker 16: Yeah.
- 21:31Speaker 3: Again, if you don't know about Toilet Kid Damien on
- 21:34Speaker 3: just social medias, on TikTok, Instagram, all that stuff... I
- 21:37Speaker 3: think he's like six, seven years old, and he's got
- 21:40Speaker 3: his dad with him, and he loves toilets. People bring
- 21:44Speaker 3: him toilets. Companies send him toilets. He flushes them and everything.
- 21:48Speaker 3: Hold on.
- 21:48Speaker 2: We got another message about Toilet Kid here.
- 21:50Speaker 12: Hi, Mikey and Bob. I was listening to your podcast.
- 21:53Speaker 12: And you mentioned Toilet Boy. So, of course, I had
- 21:56Speaker 12: to get on and search up Toilet Boy.
- 21:58Speaker 2: Yeah, Toilet Kid Damien is his name.
- 22:00Speaker 12: However, you failed to mention that he does flush down
- 22:03Speaker 12: objects such as very, very large washcloths.
- 22:06Speaker 2: Whoa.
- 22:07Speaker 12: It's crazy because they all– well, the one I saw passed.
- 22:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:10Speaker 12: So I just wanted you to add this to your
- 22:12Speaker 12: show to tell people that he doesn't just flush them.
- 22:15Speaker 12: He actually flushes objects.
- 22:17Speaker 3: Okay, hold on here. I have toilet kid Damien again.
- 22:20Speaker 3: This is a younger kid who is obsessed with toilets.
- 22:24Speaker 3: Here he is attempting to flush an entire washcloth down
- 22:27Speaker 3: a toilet.
- 22:28Speaker 2: This is my 1985. Jeez.
- 22:31Speaker 3: And I'm going to be flushing this washcloth down it.
- 22:34Speaker 2: Whoa, dude. I love this toilet. I love it too,
- 22:38Speaker 2: I think. There it goes.
- 22:40Speaker 3: He's flushing a washcloth down the toilet. Is it going
- 22:44Speaker 3: to go all the way down? Kohler from 1985? You're
- 22:47Speaker 3: damn right it is. It passed. It passed.
- 22:52Speaker 2: It passed. Yeah, we're not allowed to play this game anymore.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Me and Bob played this game probably about 15 years
- 23:00Speaker 3: ago on our show when we were in the old building,
- 23:02Speaker 3: the gold DVE building in Green Tree. Yeah. We used
- 23:05Speaker 3: to play a game called Will It Flush? What we
- 23:08Speaker 3: would do is we would get people on the phone
- 23:11Speaker 3: and we would give them an item like, one foot
- 23:14Speaker 3: of summer sausage will it flush they would either have
- 23:17Speaker 3: to say yeah it'll flush or no it won't flush
- 23:20Speaker 3: then we would go to the bathroom the men's bathroom
- 23:24Speaker 3: at our old studio and we would try to flush
- 23:27Speaker 3: whatever item it was down the toilet.
- 23:29Speaker 2: We played a couple good rounds, and then I think
- 23:31Speaker 2: the summer sausage got stuck in the hole. I just
- 23:35Speaker 2: remember the summer sausage was our last item.
- 23:37Speaker 3: That's why I bring it up every time we talk
- 23:39Speaker 3: about will it flush, because I don't really know if
- 23:42Speaker 3: we flushed anything other than summer sausage. We weren't flushing
- 23:46Speaker 3: washcloths and stuff like that. I'm pretty sure it was
- 23:49Speaker 3: just meat. Yeah, foot of summer sausage is too much. Yeah,
- 23:53Speaker 3: we only played a couple rounds of that game, and
- 23:55Speaker 3: then we got an email that's like, hey, guys, can't
- 23:57Speaker 3: play will it flush anymore.
- 23:58Speaker 2: And we're like, ah!
- 23:59Speaker 3: And now look, Toilet Kid Damien's got hundreds of thousands
- 24:02Speaker 3: of followers basically playing the same game we used.
- 24:04Speaker 2: To play 20 years ago on our show, Will It Flush?
- 24:08Speaker 2: All right, we will.
- 24:09Speaker 3: Read local news Facebook comments about a 36-pound catfish state
- 24:14Speaker 3: record caught over by Hot Metal Bridge. That's coming up
- 24:16Speaker 3: around 725. Let's bring some positivity to the show. You
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- 24:22Speaker 3: got somebody who just helped you out a little bit
- 24:24Speaker 3: in your life this week? Send us a talkback message.
- 24:27Speaker 3: We'll do a round to say something nice coming up
- 24:29Speaker 3: around 740.
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- 25:39Speaker 3: We talked about this a couple of weeks ago on
- 25:40Speaker 3: the show, uh, There was a guy who caught a
- 25:43Speaker 3: massive 36 pound catfish. It is now confirmed. Dave Taylor
- 25:48Speaker 3: was his name. It is a new state record. 36
- 25:51Speaker 3: pound catfish caught here in Pittsburgh. And then we read
- 25:57Speaker 3: the local news, Facebook comments about it.
- 26:00Speaker 2: Yeah, here we go. Going to a very deep, dark
- 26:03Speaker 2: place on the air. It's time. For 96.1 KISS Facebook comments.
- 26:08Speaker 3: Reading local news Facebook comments about a record 36-pound catfish
- 26:13Speaker 3: that was caught, a new state record here. April P,
- 26:16Speaker 3: I had a Filipino neighbor growing up that caught one
- 26:20Speaker 3: the size of a Harley Davidson motorcycle back in the 80s.
- 26:26Speaker 3: Gary B, people, there are catfish that have heads big enough.
- 26:33Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
- 26:33Speaker 2: To put a six-pack of beer between her eyes. Keep fishing.
- 26:38Speaker 3: That's a medium-sized cat for the Allegheny there.
- 26:42Speaker 2: Okay. This guy caught a 36-pound catfish, and everybody in
- 26:46Speaker 2: the comments are going to be like, nah, it ain't nothing.
- 26:49Speaker 2: There's ones out there that can hold a six or
- 26:52Speaker 2: an Iron City.
- 26:54Speaker 3: You can put a six-pack between its eyes.
- 26:57Speaker 2: That's okay. All right. Marshall H. It looks like it
- 27:02Speaker 2: has a full-size car in its belly.
- 27:04Speaker 8: Okay.
- 27:04Speaker 3: All right. bobby g definitely not the pennsylvania record i
- 27:10Speaker 3: seen bigger.
- 27:11Speaker 2: All right no you haven't hey hey bobby why.
- 27:14Speaker 16: Don't you catch it then you could be the record
- 27:16Speaker 16: then why don't you catch it i saw it it
- 27:19Speaker 16: is okay it's the record again somebody got 36 pound
- 27:22Speaker 16: catfish here in pittsburgh it's now the pennsylvania state record
- 27:25Speaker 16: uh local news facebook comments though josh f I've seen
- 27:29Speaker 16: bigger catfish than that.
- 27:31Speaker 5: No.
- 27:32Speaker 3: I've seen cats like 50 pounds. When I was a kid,
- 27:36Speaker 3: I saw a dead catfish. It was about 4 foot
- 27:39Speaker 3: and 70 pounds.
- 27:40Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus. When I was a kid. It's like a
- 27:43Speaker 2: full-size teenager there. I saw a dead one out there.
- 27:47Speaker 2: Brian F., my cousin's buddy. Oh, this is going to
- 27:50Speaker 2: end good. There's no.
- 27:52Speaker 3: Listen, that is such a fringe person in your life.
- 27:56Speaker 2: My cousin's buddy.
- 27:58Speaker 3: Everybody's got a cousin's buddy been to jail.
- 28:02Speaker 4: A couple times none of these stories are real about
- 28:05Speaker 4: your cousin's buddy but go ahead my cousin's.
- 28:07Speaker 2: Buddy used to swim out under the bridges in the
- 28:10Speaker 2: city and he would see them cats come up to
- 28:13Speaker 2: the waterline and he said that there are some cats
- 28:18Speaker 2: The size of cars down there.
- 28:20Speaker 3: It's always the size of cars.
- 28:23Speaker 2: He used to swim in the rivers, okay? Jim K.,
- 28:26Speaker 2: I got a bigger one a few years ago. It
- 28:28Speaker 2: weighed 65 pounds.
- 28:30Speaker 3: All right, Jim, guess what? Well, you didn't show a picture.
- 28:33Speaker 3: You didn't turn it in, so you ain't got the record.
- 28:36Speaker 2: Robert S., that big catfish is eating more turds than
- 28:39Speaker 2: my toilet has.
- 28:39Speaker 5: All right.
- 28:41Speaker 2: And one more here, Josh A. on record catfish caught
- 28:43Speaker 2: in Pittsburgh. Only thing I ever caught out of that
- 28:46Speaker 2: river is a rash that lasted two weeks. All right, yep,
- 28:48Speaker 2: you can catch that too.
- 28:49Speaker 16: Run from the sunlight, Dracula.
- 28:54Speaker 2: Run from the sunlight, Dracula.
- 28:59Speaker 3: Isn't the view spectacular? Cam Hayward and the Steelers flying
- 29:05Speaker 3: over to Paris today. Cam is going to be binging
- 29:08Speaker 3: Love is Blind Boston. We'll hear from Cam Hayward around
- 29:11Speaker 3: 7.55 here on 96.1 KISS.
- 29:14Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob. Let's go, Penguins!
- 29:16Speaker 11: Let's go, Penguins!
- 29:19Speaker 2: Penguins back at home tonight. Hey, home game.
- 29:21Speaker 3: Yay!
- 29:22Speaker 2: Home game tonight. Turn it around, boys. Get a win.
- 29:25Speaker 2: Get a win.
- 29:25Speaker 3: Taking on the Florida Panthers tonight. It is pride night.
- 29:29Speaker 3: At the arena, too. We were talking earlier this week
- 29:32Speaker 3: about the Pride Night hoodie that they're giving away. You've
- 29:36Speaker 3: got to buy a special ticket for it.
- 29:37Speaker 2: It's one of those. Yeah.
- 29:39Speaker 3: But it's really cool. Designed locally by a person named Drew.
- 29:45Speaker 3: And we heard you got a message from their mom yesterday,
- 29:48Speaker 3: just saying how great it was and everything that we
- 29:51Speaker 3: were showing love to the hoodie and everything that he designed. And, Yeah,
- 29:56Speaker 3: let's get to us and say something nice right now
- 29:58Speaker 3: because we're going to kick it off with the Penguins
- 30:00Speaker 3: one here.
- 30:04Speaker 7: Say something nice. Say something nice.
- 30:07Speaker 17: Hey, Mikey and Bob. It's Rini from Dayton. I just
- 30:09Speaker 17: wanted to say something nice to Drew in regards to
- 30:13Speaker 17: the Penguins Pride Night hoodie.
- 30:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 30:15Speaker 17: You knocked it out of the park, bud. As a
- 30:17Speaker 17: designer myself, it's a breath of fresh air to see
- 30:21Speaker 17: thoughtful designs that honor your city and community in a
- 30:24Speaker 17: world full of AI slap.
- 30:26Speaker 5: So.
- 30:27Speaker 2: Well done. Oh, yeah.
- 30:31Speaker 7: Say something nice. Say something nice.
- 30:35Speaker 2: I love that message.
- 30:36Speaker 3: It's like, hey, in a world of AI slop, thank
- 30:39Speaker 3: you for doing something nice.
- 30:41Speaker 2: All right, let's get to a... Let's get to another
- 30:43Speaker 2: one here.
- 30:44Speaker 9: Hi, Mikey and Bob. Just wanted to say something nice.
- 30:47Speaker 9: It is National Vet Tech Week.
- 30:49Speaker 2: Oh, National Vet Tech Week. Love the vet techs.
- 30:53Speaker 9: And I just wanted to shout out all the amazing
- 30:55Speaker 9: veterinary technicians and nurses that I work with. Currently, I
- 30:59Speaker 9: am at Family Vet Care Center in Bethel Park. But
- 31:02Speaker 9: if you have ever had your pet at a vet
- 31:04Speaker 9: clinic or ER... They have played a vital role in
- 31:08Speaker 9: your pet's health and do amazing work day in and
- 31:11Speaker 9: day out.
- 31:12Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 31:12Speaker 11: Thanks, guys.
- 31:13Speaker 3: Shout out to the vet techs out there.
- 31:18Speaker 7: Say something nice. Say something nice.
- 31:21Speaker 2: All right, one more here real quick. Say something nice.
- 31:24Speaker 2: Say something nice. Okay, hold on.
- 31:26Speaker 5: Come on.
- 31:26Speaker 3: Whee!
- 31:30Speaker 7: Say something nice. Say something nice.
- 31:33Speaker 2: Say something nice. Say something nice. Farts will always be funny.
- 31:44Speaker 7: Say something nice. Say something nice.
- 31:47Speaker 6: Yep.
- 31:48Speaker 3: I just want to talk to the kids real quick.
- 31:50Speaker 3: If you're laughing at farts, if you think farts are funny.
- 31:53Speaker 2: The way they sound, the way they smell.
- 31:56Speaker 3: Maybe your parents, maybe your teachers discourage you from laughing
- 31:59Speaker 3: at farts and just grow up.
- 32:01Speaker 2: Listen, never let anybody take that away from you. It's
- 32:03Speaker 2: still funny to us. We're in our 40s. It's still funny.
- 32:07Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
- 32:08Speaker 3: One of us makes it stink in the studio. Hope
- 32:10Speaker 3: nobody walks in. It's still funny. Does the other one
- 32:13Speaker 3: like the stink? No, but it's still funny. Well, I
- 32:16Speaker 3: don't know. We've been around each other for a long time.
- 32:18Speaker 3: There's some times where one of us will fart in
- 32:20Speaker 3: the studio and the other will be like, that smells weird,
- 32:23Speaker 3: but it's kind of nice.
- 32:24Speaker 2: It's kind of good.
- 32:25Speaker 3: Listen, if you have a good friend, like a super
- 32:28Speaker 3: best friend, I could probably... I'm not talking about like,
- 32:33Speaker 3: you know, when you're married, you go on like a
- 32:35Speaker 3: dating show or something like that, or you're doing trivia
- 32:38Speaker 3: and you got a.
- 32:39Speaker 2: How good is your relationship? I'm pretty sure I could
- 32:41Speaker 2: pick Bob's farts out of a fart crowd. I could.
- 32:46Speaker 2: Real friendship. I think you could too.
- 32:48Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 32:48Speaker 2: I think if you had.
- 32:50Speaker 3: four different farts to smell, you could determine which fart
- 32:54Speaker 3: out of the four would be my fart.
- 32:56Speaker 2: I think I can do the same thing to you, right?
- 32:58Speaker 8: Ooh-wee!
- 33:00Speaker 3: Ha!
- 33:01Speaker 2: Say something nice!
- 33:03Speaker 7: Say something nice!
- 33:04Speaker 2: All right, Cam Hayward, around $ 7. 55.
- 33:06Speaker 3: Your chance at $ 1, 000 around 9, 10. It's Mikey and Bob.
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- 33:28Speaker 11: Have you tried a pickle wrapped in that salami slice
- 33:32Speaker 11: with cream cheese?
- 33:33Speaker 2: Whoa. That's awesome.
- 33:34Speaker 3: Okay, so you take a pickle and you wrap it in...
- 33:38Speaker 3: You put cream cheese on the pickle and then wrap
- 33:41Speaker 3: salami around?
- 33:41Speaker 2: That sounds delicious.
- 33:42Speaker 3: I guess you could do chips. I have, by the way,
- 33:44Speaker 3: like the pickle chips. But if you have like a
- 33:46Speaker 3: pickle spear. Yes, a pickle spear.
- 33:48Speaker 2: You get it.
- 33:50Speaker 4: Cream cheese up the salami and hold it on over.
- 33:53Speaker 4: It's so good.
- 33:55Speaker 2: It's so good.
- 33:56Speaker 3: I feel like my wife, Jamie, would look at me
- 33:59Speaker 3: weird if she came in the kitchen and I'm just
- 34:01Speaker 3: holding the pickle and just.
- 34:03Speaker 2: Covering it in cream cheese.
- 34:04Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with that okay make her try it uh
- 34:07Speaker 3: do you want to milk some steelers content with me
- 34:10Speaker 3: uh my best friend buddy yeah you want to do
- 34:12Speaker 3: some of that because whoa wait hold on hold on
- 34:15Speaker 3: stop everything before we start milking steelers content we need
- 34:19Speaker 3: to recognize what day it is here for the steelers
- 34:22Speaker 3: okay it's a very special day for the steelers This
- 34:27Speaker 3: has probably been going on all year, but we did
- 34:30Speaker 3: not find.
- 34:31Speaker 2: Out about this until a couple of weeks ago.
- 34:33Speaker 3: What happens on Thursday when the team has their plan,
- 34:38Speaker 3: has their walkthroughs, got the plays, all this stuff. And
- 34:41Speaker 3: then they go on their own, got to go study.
- 34:44Speaker 2: And then we crank it pretty fast. Part of Thursday night.
- 34:47Speaker 2: That's right.
- 34:48Speaker 3: It's Thursday, which means tonight over in Paris, the Steelers
- 34:54Speaker 3: cranking it pretty hard.
- 34:56Speaker 7: Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the Steelers content. Milk, milk, milk, milk,
- 35:01Speaker 7: milk the Steelers content.
- 35:04Speaker 2: Cam Hayward.
- 35:05Speaker 3: He's got the best Steelers podcast, not just football. Cam
- 35:10Speaker 3: works as like a full-time podcaster.
- 35:14Speaker 2: He's doing multiple shows a week.
- 35:16Speaker 3: He does like two or three episodes a week. If
- 35:18Speaker 3: they win, yeah, he'll go live after the games.
- 35:20Speaker 2: It's fun. Even when they lose, he goes live after
- 35:23Speaker 2: the game.
- 35:23Speaker 3: So Cam Hayward talking about, of course, the plane ride
- 35:26Speaker 3: over to Paris. He was talking with rookie Jeremy Bernard
- 35:30Speaker 3: was his guest on his Not Just Football podcast.
- 35:33Speaker 2: I don't think I've told Jeremy this. I think.
- 35:35Speaker 8: One of my old coaches used to say the best,
- 35:37Speaker 8: don't sleep on sleep.
- 35:38Speaker 3: Hey, I agree with that. Sleep is awesome. Anybody out
- 35:43Speaker 3: there that's like sleep is the cousin of death and
- 35:46Speaker 3: I don't sleep because there's money to be made.
- 35:50Speaker 2: App it up. Sleep rules.
- 35:53Speaker 8: It's not just about when you're going over there. It's
- 35:55Speaker 8: before then. It's about taking care of your body the
- 35:58Speaker 8: entire week, making sure you have your electrolytes. There's so
- 36:01Speaker 8: much time. that you want to prepare, you want to
- 36:04Speaker 8: have these great practices before you get over there. But
- 36:07Speaker 8: I think sleep is so important to that win.
- 36:10Speaker 3: This is Cam Hayward talking about how important the sleep
- 36:12Speaker 3: is going to be for the guys.
- 36:15Speaker 2: They should already be on a different sleep plan, you know?
- 36:17Speaker 3: You can't just go over there and raw dog a
- 36:20Speaker 3: Paris trip.
- 36:21Speaker 2: Especially Thursday night's cranking night.
- 36:24Speaker 3: Everybody might sleep good tonight, to be honest with you,
- 36:27Speaker 3: as we continue to milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the
- 36:30Speaker 3: Steelers content. Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the Steelers content. Again,
- 36:35Speaker 3: Cam Hayward on his Not Just Football podcast.
- 36:38Speaker 8: Because it is a whirlwind. That first day you're over there,
- 36:41Speaker 8: you feel like a zombie. The first time we went
- 36:43Speaker 8: to London, right, we were on the field and we
- 36:46Speaker 8: were stretching. You know, like you're laying down doing hamstrings
- 36:49Speaker 8: and such. Five or six cats were asleep on the field. Man,
- 36:52Speaker 8: can't have it. Then we had meetings after in the D.C.
- 36:56Speaker 8: He was fast forwarding through the meeting and nobody stopped him.
- 36:59Speaker 8: Everybody was dog tired. You don't sleep well on the plane.
- 37:03Speaker 2: Sounds awful.
- 37:03Speaker 8: And then you're trying to say like, hey, let's go practice.
- 37:06Speaker 8: It's hard to really bounce back.
- 37:07Speaker 2: It sounds awful. brutal. Yeah, it does.
- 37:11Speaker 3: So Steelers again on the plane going over to Paris today.
- 37:15Speaker 3: The Saints have already been over there and it's Thursday
- 37:19Speaker 3: night crank night for those Steelers. Now Cam Hayward on
- 37:23Speaker 3: his not just football podcast also talking about things to
- 37:26Speaker 3: bring on the plane. One is his iPad because love
- 37:30Speaker 3: is blind Boston now. Yesterday, the three new episodes, what, six, seven,
- 37:37Speaker 3: and eight came out?
- 37:38Speaker 2: Already done, by the way. Already done. I watched all
- 37:40Speaker 2: the way through. I couldn't hold back. I couldn't control myself.
- 37:43Speaker 2: You watched three episodes of Love is Blind yesterday, Boston? Listen, man,
- 37:47Speaker 2: I couldn't stop. Is it good?
- 37:49Speaker 5: No.
- 37:53Speaker 3: Here's cam hayward talking about watching love is blind on
- 37:56Speaker 3: the plane to paris.
- 37:57Speaker 8: I also bring my ipad everywhere i always got a
- 37:59Speaker 8: couple shows i'm watching so i'm gonna catch up on
- 38:02Speaker 8: some so i guess you know i'm watching love is
- 38:03Speaker 8: blind maybe gotta catch up on that.
- 38:05Speaker 3: Man i tell you me me you and cam hayward
- 38:08Speaker 3: just best friends Like, we're all into the same stuff, man.
- 38:10Speaker 3: You know, we could talk about Love is Blind with
- 38:12Speaker 3: him for days.
- 38:13Speaker 10: That's something you're supposed to watch with your lady, bro.
- 38:16Speaker 2: That's not something you watch by yourself. That's true, though. Hey,
- 38:19Speaker 2: Jeremy Bernard. Listen, young kid. All right, bud.
- 38:25Speaker 5: Uh-uh.
- 38:25Speaker 3: Now, Love is Blind is not this couple show or
- 38:28Speaker 3: anything like that. If Cam wants to watch Love is
- 38:31Speaker 3: Blind without his lady, that's fine.
- 38:33Speaker 2: You know, he's going over to Paris.
- 38:35Speaker 3: There has to be an agreement between Cam and his wife, though,
- 38:39Speaker 3: that she must know.
- 38:40Speaker 2: That he's going to watch on the flight to Paris.
- 38:43Speaker 3: So she has to watch the same episode and catch up, too.
- 38:46Speaker 2: That's how it works. He did say that, Jeremy, that
- 38:48Speaker 2: he's got to wait to watch. Wait, wait, wait. So
- 38:51Speaker 2: before you got on. That's true.
- 38:53Speaker 8: My co-host and my producer were talking about how I
- 38:56Speaker 8: need to get caught up.
- 38:57Speaker 2: So that is why I'm doing it. Usually I would
- 38:59Speaker 2: watch this with my wife. So that is why I'm watching.
- 39:03Speaker 3: I think I'm in the same boat as Cam Hayward
- 39:04Speaker 3: is right now. I'm only one episode in. I love
- 39:06Speaker 3: his blind Boston. I'm so behind and it's the same thing.
- 39:10Speaker 3: I just got to wait for my wife. to get
- 39:12Speaker 3: caught up.
- 39:13Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 39:13Speaker 2: So we can talk about it. You know, Jeremy Bernard
- 39:15Speaker 2: is a little right.
- 39:16Speaker 3: It does feel like a couple show, but also don't
- 39:19Speaker 3: judge somebody if they're just out there on a solo mission.
- 39:22Speaker 2: I watched this. I rode with this one solo this year.
- 39:24Speaker 1: Really?
- 39:25Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm all alone. Wait a minute.
- 39:28Speaker 3: You watched probably five. hours of Love is Blind by
- 39:31Speaker 3: yourself yesterday?
- 39:32Speaker 2: Man, leave me alone.
- 39:33Speaker 11: Jeez.
- 39:34Speaker 3: Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the Steelers content.
- 39:38Speaker 2: Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the Steelers content.
- 39:41Speaker 3: All right. Steelers going to be cranking it hard today.
- 39:44Speaker 3: They are on the plane going over to Paris. Saints
- 39:46Speaker 3: are already over there. Sunday, 9.30 a.m. in Paris.
- 39:52Speaker 2: It is Steelers-Saints.
- 39:53Speaker 3: Your chance at $ 1, 000 coming up around 9, 10 this morning.
- 39:56Speaker 3: It's Mikey and Bob. Looks like we'll probably get an
- 40:01Speaker 3: update on Penguins forward Ben Kindle. Again, you know, young kid.
- 40:07Speaker 3: He's 19 years old. And he had that medical issue
- 40:09Speaker 3: on the team plane, and they had to go back
- 40:11Speaker 3: to Utah. He's been in the hospital in Utah. You know,
- 40:15Speaker 3: we haven't got an update from the team on really
- 40:18Speaker 3: what happened.
- 40:19Speaker 2: Kyle Dube is supposed to talk today? Yeah, Dube is
- 40:22Speaker 2: going to talk today.
- 40:24Speaker 3: Before the team's morning skate dibs this morning so hopefully
- 40:28Speaker 3: uh more uh information we'll probably get later uh this
- 40:33Speaker 3: morning about uh you know just the status of ben
- 40:35Speaker 3: kindle how he's doing i honestly don't really care when
- 40:38Speaker 3: he's coming back to play hockey just him as a
- 40:40Speaker 3: person is the thing that matters and hopefully whatever made
- 40:44Speaker 3: them turn the plane around in utah is something that
- 40:47Speaker 3: they're handling and taking care of, and it's not something
- 40:50Speaker 3: that serious.
- 40:53Speaker 2: We'll see.
- 40:53Speaker 3: It seems like we've been in the dark with a
- 40:55Speaker 3: lot of the Ben Kindle stuff. It's a crazy situation,
- 40:58Speaker 3: but it sounds like we're going to get an update
- 41:01Speaker 3: from Penguins president of hockey operations, Kyle Dubas, before the
- 41:06Speaker 3: morning skate today. But there was no official update yesterday
- 41:09Speaker 3: on Ben Kindle. But on the Penguins radio network, the
- 41:12Speaker 3: coaches show yesterday, Dan Muse said that Ben Kendall was
- 41:16Speaker 3: doing better and the team was hopeful he would return
- 41:18Speaker 3: to Pittsburgh.
- 41:20Speaker 2: Yesterday, but no further details.
- 41:22Speaker 3: So he might be back and we'll get an update
- 41:25Speaker 3: later this morning from Kyle Dubas. Roger Goodell, of course,
- 41:30Speaker 3: the commissioner of the NFL said he's comfortable with the
- 41:34Speaker 3: Paris game still going on, obviously on Sunday morning here.
- 41:37Speaker 2: For Steelers and the Saints.
- 41:39Speaker 3: Roger Goodell said at the end of the annual fall
- 41:41Speaker 3: owners meeting, he.
- 41:42Speaker 2: Said that he'd spoken with U.S.
- 41:44Speaker 3: Secretary of State Marco Rubio and that officials are in
- 41:48Speaker 3: touch with Parisian and French authorities over there.
- 41:52Speaker 2: He said, we've made all the preparations.
- 41:54Speaker 3: Protests are not unusual in France, as you know, and
- 41:57Speaker 3: that's something we'll be aware of and make sure the
- 41:59Speaker 3: appropriate arrangements are made. Saints General Manager Mickey Loomis said
- 42:03Speaker 3: the team's plans haven't been affected. by the protests or
- 42:07Speaker 3: the rioting or anything in France, too.
- 42:09Speaker 2: The teams are fine, I'm sure. Of course.
- 42:12Speaker 3: They're going to be protected more than anybody. Then nobody's
- 42:14Speaker 3: going to get close to the team. Not the teams
- 42:16Speaker 3: that are going to be the problem. It's people going
- 42:19Speaker 3: over there to see their favorite team.
- 42:21Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 42:22Speaker 3: Oh, don't worry. They're playing like an hour away. Yeah,
- 42:24Speaker 3: but where's everybody staying at?
- 42:26Speaker 2: Right, right.
- 42:26Speaker 3: That's what I mean. I hope everything goes smooth over there.
- 42:30Speaker 3: We come back 5-2 and there's no situations left. But also,
- 42:34Speaker 3: I understand protest.
- 42:36Speaker 4: I also saw last night there's an 11 p.m. curfew
- 42:39Speaker 4: and restaurants closed. And there isn't going to be a bar.
- 42:42Speaker 4: You can't go to bars.
- 42:43Speaker 3: Right.
- 42:44Speaker 2: I mean, that sucks if you pay a ton of
- 42:45Speaker 2: money for a ticket.
- 42:46Speaker 3: Going over there to see a Steeler game but also
- 42:48Speaker 3: have a nice French.
- 42:50Speaker 2: Vacation, right? Staying a couple days.
- 42:52Speaker 5: Brutal.
- 42:53Speaker 2: Yeah. Brutal.
- 42:54Speaker 3: They're bringing back glee, dude. You had a run with Glee, man,
- 42:58Speaker 3: when it was peaking, when it was on Fox. Yeah,
- 43:00Speaker 3: I really liked that show.
- 43:01Speaker 2: You did like Glee.
- 43:02Speaker 3: Glee's coming to Disney Plus and Hulu now. It used
- 43:04Speaker 3: to be on Fox. 11 years since Glee ended.
- 43:08Speaker 4: Does it say what they're doing? Uh, no, those kids
- 43:11Speaker 4: are like 40 now.
- 43:12Speaker 7: Well, yeah.
- 43:13Speaker 3: The Harry Shum Jr. Guy who used to be on Glee,
- 43:16Speaker 3: he's on dancing with the stars. So, you know, and, uh,
- 43:19Speaker 3: I think that probably helped some of the, uh, nostalgia.
- 43:23Speaker 2: For Glee and everything.
- 43:25Speaker 3: So it's going to be on Disney plus and Hulu,
- 43:28Speaker 3: no return date yet or anything like that. Also, they
- 43:31Speaker 3: have not indicated whether any of the original Glee cast
- 43:34Speaker 3: will be part of this. So it might just be like, uh,
- 43:38Speaker 3: We're doing Glee, but not with any of the older characters. Or,
- 43:43Speaker 3: you know, sometimes you just take the kids that were
- 43:46Speaker 3: in Glee and get two or three of them. And
- 43:48Speaker 3: one's the principal and two of them are teachers. It
- 43:51Speaker 3: usually works out like that, too.
- 43:53Speaker 2: Abbott Elementary, a huge show on ABC.
- 43:56Speaker 3: The season six premiere had six point three million viewers
- 43:59Speaker 3: in its first seven days. Like ratings are so weird
- 44:03Speaker 3: because a lot of people just don't watch shows live anymore.
- 44:05Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 44:06Speaker 3: A lot of people don't listen to our show live.
- 44:08Speaker 3: They get caught up on the podcast and like things
- 44:10Speaker 3: like that affect ratings, whether you know it or not.
- 44:13Speaker 3: So sometimes it takes like a week to see like,
- 44:16Speaker 3: all right, how many people really watch this?
- 44:18Speaker 4: So after all these years, Abbott's like in an all
- 44:20Speaker 4: time high pretty much. And they're not putting that on
- 44:23Speaker 4: after the Superbowl.
- 44:24Speaker 3: No, they're putting on the high show, the lady with
- 44:27Speaker 3: the high IQ, yeah, that I thought was high because
- 44:29Speaker 3: she smoked weed. It was just that she had a
- 44:32Speaker 3: high IQ, right? What are you doing? That'll be after
- 44:35Speaker 3: the Super Bowl. No, man, listen, I don't want to
- 44:38Speaker 3: have an elementary either. I keep saying it, put an
- 44:40Speaker 3: episode of The Muppet Show right on after the Super
- 44:42Speaker 3: Bowl and just... Watch the ratings and advertisers pile on in.
- 44:47Speaker 2: What if the Muppets visited Abbott Elementary? Now we're talking, man.
- 44:52Speaker 3: A crossover episode just like they do on your Chicago
- 44:56Speaker 3: shows on NBC.
- 45:00Speaker 2: Should be another nice fall day out today. Highs in
- 45:03Speaker 2: the mid-60s.
- 45:05Speaker 3: If you miss any live show, get caught up with
- 45:06Speaker 3: our Mikey and Bob podcast every day on the free
- 45:08Speaker 3: iHeartRadio app.
- 45:09Speaker 2: Brought to us by our good friends over at the C.
- 45:11Speaker 2: Harper Auto Group. We're both driving Kias right now. Excuse me. Geez.
- 45:16Speaker 2: Kia boys.
- 45:17Speaker 3: I'm in a Kia Carnival. Bob's in a Kia Telluride.
- 45:20Speaker 3: They're awesome, man.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Hey, stop keeping the Kias. These Kias got some tech
- 45:26Speaker 2: in them. They're sweet, man. Hey, somebody's been keeping these
- 45:28Speaker 2: a secret.
- 45:30Speaker 3: I know.
- 45:30Speaker 2: No more! Kia's got a lot of cool stuff in him. Yeah.
- 45:34Speaker 3: Let's get to a couple unhinged talkback messages here. Again,
- 45:37Speaker 3: you want to be part of the show? You guys
- 45:39Speaker 3: probably know the deal with me and Bob. It's just
- 45:42Speaker 3: me and him that we just do the show. There's
- 45:44Speaker 3: nobody else. We don't have a producer.
- 45:46Speaker 2: It's just us.
- 45:47Speaker 3: So we count on you all that listen to the
- 45:50Speaker 3: show sometimes to just be our producers and be our
- 45:54Speaker 3: source of content, if you will. Bob, we were just
- 45:57Speaker 3: talking about how farts are funny. We've got a very
- 46:00Speaker 3: important person that wants to back that up. Talkback messages
- 46:03Speaker 3: brought to us by One Team Media.
- 46:04Speaker 15: Hi, Mickey and Bob. I'm just replying to the.
- 46:08Speaker 12: fart spiel, I guess.
- 46:11Speaker 15: I am actually in school and training to be a
- 46:13Speaker 15: funeral director and embalmer. I'm in mortuary science. And I
- 46:18Speaker 15: just want to say that although it's a job that
- 46:21Speaker 15: you execute the most tremendous amount of respect for the
- 46:25Speaker 15: people you're caring for, farts happen in the afterlife and
- 46:30Speaker 15: they're still funny.
- 46:32Speaker 2: Bingo. With all due respect, yes. With all due respect,
- 46:38Speaker 2: afterlife farts. Still funny.
- 46:41Speaker 3: She might be down there alone with all the dead bodies.
- 46:44Speaker 3: She's a professional, you know.
- 46:46Speaker 2: Still funny. Confirmed what we said earlier. Farts. Still funny.
- 46:51Speaker 2: Dead farts, too. In the afterlife. Would those be ghost farts?
- 46:55Speaker 3: Wow. I don't know when you transition from being like
- 46:59Speaker 3: a human to a ghost.
- 47:01Speaker 2: Maybe the farts are the transition.
- 47:03Speaker 5: Wow.
- 47:04Speaker 2: Maybe when people like see you in ghost form.
- 47:09Speaker 2: Do ghosts smell like farts?
- 47:10Speaker 3: Let's get to another talkback message here. Hey there, Mike.
- 47:15Speaker 2: Hey there, Bob. Drew Palin for Larry here.
- 47:17Speaker 3: Hey, I was just wondering, have y'all ever considered what
- 47:20Speaker 3: it would look like if you switched butt cheeks? Have
- 47:22Speaker 3: we ever considered what it would be like if me
- 47:25Speaker 3: and Bob, awkwardly shaped bodies that we have, I'm 6'9,
- 47:29Speaker 3: Bob's a round man. Have we ever considered if we
- 47:33Speaker 3: switched butt cheeks? to where my butt cheeks would be
- 47:37Speaker 3: on Bob's butt and Bob's butt cheeks would be on
- 47:40Speaker 3: my butt.
- 47:41Speaker 15: Like you put Bob's butt cheeks on Mikey and Mikey
- 47:43Speaker 15: puts his butt cheeks on Bob.
- 47:45Speaker 2: I'm not gay or anything. I just get a good
- 47:48Speaker 2: set of butt cheeks when I see one.
- 47:49Speaker 11: All right, boys, you have a good day.
- 47:51Speaker 3: Oh, that's an electric message right there. I haven't thought
- 47:54Speaker 3: about it, but it sounds like. I've never thought about
- 47:56Speaker 3: in all of our years of friendship. Yeah, he's thought
- 47:59Speaker 3: about it, though.
- 48:00Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like he wants your body with a Bob
- 48:04Speaker 4: butt lift on it. You know, they usually do the
- 48:06Speaker 4: Brazilian butt lift. It's just the Bob butt lift. If
- 48:09Speaker 4: you put my cheeks on you.
- 48:11Speaker 2: You mean to tell me that I need a BBL?
- 48:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 48:14Speaker 2: I need the Bob butt lift? The Bob butt lift.
- 48:16Speaker 2: The BBL.
- 48:17Speaker 3: See, my butt cheeks on your backside.
- 48:22Speaker 2: Not great.
- 48:23Speaker 3: It would look, that wouldn't be good at all. It'd
- 48:25Speaker 3: be Halloween stuff. That'd be Halloween stuff. You with my butt.
- 48:29Speaker 2: Well, me with your butt cheeks would be Halloween stuff, too. Oh, yeah.
- 48:33Speaker 2: You know, a big tall guy looking like Slender Man.
- 48:37Speaker 2: You with my butt cheeks would be OnlyFans. All right.
- 48:43Speaker 3: You got spooky cheeks and I'm just sitting over here
- 48:46Speaker 3: on a pile of money because everybody wants to see
- 48:49Speaker 3: the Slender Man, but with a BBL.
- 48:52Speaker 2: Hey, I got to be honest. A Bob butt lift?
- 48:55Speaker 2: Show's gotten away from us here. I have no clue
- 48:57Speaker 2: what's happening right now. Can I get a little Let's
- 49:03Speaker 2: Go Pants, man?
- 49:04Speaker 7: Hey, Let's Go Pants, man.
- 49:06Speaker 3: Penguins finally back at home tonight. They're taking on the
- 49:08Speaker 3: Florida Panthers. It is Pride Night tonight, so you can
- 49:11Speaker 3: purchase a special ticket and get the really cool Pride
- 49:14Speaker 3: Night hoodie that we've been talking about the last couple
- 49:17Speaker 3: days on the show here.
- 49:18Speaker 2: Let's Go Pants, man.
- 49:20Speaker 3: It's Mikey and Bob on 96.1 KISS. Let's get to
- 49:22Speaker 3: another talkback message here. Send them through our free iHeartRadio app.
- 49:26Speaker 3: Brought to us by The Pavement Group. Hey, guys.
- 49:28Speaker 14: It's Emily with Sloth Pinky and my daughter Jovi. We
- 49:32Speaker 14: know that everybody on here loves pets and loves their
- 49:36Speaker 14: dogs and making up some songs with their names. We
- 49:39Speaker 14: actually just got a new puppy and we wanted to
- 49:43Speaker 14: see if you guys had any ideas for names for her.
- 49:46Speaker 14: We have a female Doberman puppy. She was gifted to
- 49:50Speaker 14: my husband's fire station and we actually got.
- 49:54Speaker 9: To take her home.
- 49:55Speaker 3: Okay, we're dealing with a female fire dog here, okay?
- 49:59Speaker 2: Fire! All right.
- 50:01Speaker 14: So we're wondering if you guys have any ideas for
- 50:03Speaker 14: a little girl for a name, something maybe fire-related.
- 50:07Speaker 11: I don't know.
- 50:08Speaker 3: Any ideas?
- 50:09Speaker 14: You guys are creative or maybe think of something cute
- 50:12Speaker 14: or funny.
- 50:12Speaker 2: Okay.
- 50:13Speaker 15: I don't know.
- 50:13Speaker 17: Let me know, boys.
- 50:14Speaker 2: All right, Bob. It's on us now. Female dog. I
- 50:18Speaker 2: think I'm fired.
- 50:19Speaker 5: What?
- 50:20Speaker 2: Chicago's, man. Chicago Fire. Oh, yeah.
- 50:22Speaker 3: You love the Chicago shows that are on Wednesday nights
- 50:25Speaker 3: on NBC. Chicago Fire. Do they have female.
- 50:28Speaker 2: Characters, right? Sylvie. You go with Sylvie. That's a good
- 50:32Speaker 2: dog name. Sylvie. I like that. How about Stella? Yeah,
- 50:35Speaker 2: those are two of the characters on Chicago Fire. Stick
- 50:38Speaker 2: with Chicago's. Sylvie or Stella. Chicago's will never lead you wrong.
- 50:42Speaker 5: All right.
- 50:43Speaker 3: See, Bob's into the Chicago shows. I'm into Pokemon. You
- 50:47Speaker 3: can name the dog Chari after Charizard.
- 50:50Speaker 2: Could do that. Oh, man. That's good. Or Chari. Or
- 50:54Speaker 2: there's Ponyta, too. There's Ponyta. That's a little long. That
- 50:58Speaker 2: doesn't blow off the tongue. You could call a dog Pony, though. Pony.
- 51:02Speaker 3: It could be Ponyta. This is Ponyta. And it ends
- 51:05Speaker 3: with an A, too. So that's sort of like Spanish female,
- 51:08Speaker 3: you know, and with an A instead of an O.
- 51:09Speaker 4: I'm guessing Ponyta is a fire Pokemon. Yeah, it's basically
- 51:13Speaker 4: a horse that's on fire.
- 51:15Speaker 1: Oh, man.
- 51:15Speaker 5: Ponyta.
- 51:15Speaker 3: Pretty sweet if you got a fire dog to name
- 51:18Speaker 3: it Ponyta.
- 51:18Speaker 2: And then just Pony for short.
- 51:21Speaker 3: So when, you know, it's pooping on the carpet, you go, Pony! Yeah!
- 51:25Speaker 3: Sylvie and Stella are pretty good, too. Or Chari for Charizard.
- 51:29Speaker 3: I think we've done our job, though.
- 51:30Speaker 2: She asked. And there we go. Good options, I feel.
- 51:34Speaker 3: We both have very personal names that we came up with,
- 51:39Speaker 3: with things that we like, hobbies in our life, things
- 51:42Speaker 3: that we're into. Bob, his Chicago fire show, and me, Pokemon.
- 51:45Speaker 3: So there you go, Emily with the sloth pinky in
- 51:47Speaker 3: the family. All the best to you and your new dog.
- 51:50Speaker 3: Please let us know whatever you name your dog.
- 51:53Speaker 2: All right, we got a chance.
- 51:54Speaker 3: For you to win $ 1, 000. and get qualified for a
- 51:57Speaker 3: full VIP trip for two to New York city. We'll
- 52:00Speaker 3: send you to Madison square garden for our sold out.
- 52:03Speaker 3: I heart radio jingle ball in December. That's coming up
- 52:05Speaker 3: around nine, 10. It's Mikey and Bob.
- 52:08Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob podcast. Picture me in bed with hoagies.
- 52:15Speaker 2: You want me to draw what it would look like?
- 52:16Speaker 1: No.
- 52:16Speaker 2: You don't have any clothes on. Trust me.
- 52:18Speaker 11: I'm aware.
- 52:19Speaker 2: I figured that out in my head already.
- 52:22Speaker 3: Strategically covered your private regions with slices of ham.
- 52:26Speaker 1: Stream the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
- 52:30Speaker 1: you get your podcasts.
- 52:32Speaker 3: I always forget about the sneaky-ass Thursday night football on
- 52:36Speaker 3: Amazon Prime.
- 52:37Speaker 2: It always sneaks up on me.
- 52:39Speaker 3: I think it's because I don't play fantasy football, so
- 52:42Speaker 3: I don't have to lock my lineups in.
- 52:44Speaker 2: Who is it? Pretty good game. Two 4-2 teams. Patriots-Bears. Well, AFC-NFC.
- 52:52Speaker 2: Got to root for the Bears, right? I don't need
- 52:55Speaker 2: to root for anybody.
- 52:56Speaker 3: Yeah, as a Steeler fan, you need to root for
- 52:58Speaker 3: the Bears because a team that's 4-2 in the AFC,
- 53:02Speaker 3: we need them to lose a lot more than we
- 53:04Speaker 3: need the Chicago Bears to lose.
- 53:06Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope the Patriots get diarrhea. Wow. Well, Thursday night, Amazonria? Wow. Jeffrey,
- 53:14Speaker 2: Jeffrey Bezos.
- 53:15Speaker 3: World Series starts tomorrow. I care very little about it.
- 53:19Speaker 3: It's the Tampa Bay Rays against the Milwaukee Brewers.
- 53:23Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 53:24Speaker 2: All right, go Brewers or whatever, I guess.
- 53:26Speaker 3: But, you know, if Tampa wins, I don't care too
- 53:29Speaker 3: much either. I'm locked into the NBA season already, you know.
- 53:33Speaker 2: I'm actually locked into the WNBA finals. You should be
- 53:35Speaker 2: locked into Love is Blind. Well, I know.
- 53:37Speaker 3: That's what I really need to... Everything else is a
- 53:40Speaker 3: distraction right now. All right. It is Mikey and Bob
- 53:43Speaker 3: here on 96.1 KISS. Chance for you to win $ 1, 000
- 53:46Speaker 3: is coming up next. Right now, though, let's get to
- 53:48Speaker 3: some more Say Something Nice, Bob. We like to do
- 53:50Speaker 3: this from time to time on the show. You send
- 53:52Speaker 3: us a nice message. saying, you know, something nice about
- 53:56Speaker 3: somebody that affected your life. They could be somebody that
- 53:59Speaker 3: you know personally. They could be a family member. They
- 54:01Speaker 3: could be a friend. They could be a complete stranger
- 54:03Speaker 3: that you've never talked to before that just did something
- 54:06Speaker 3: nice to you, for you, that you want to share
- 54:09Speaker 3: with everybody.
- 54:13Speaker 7: Say something nice. Say something nice.
- 54:17Speaker 3: Hey, Mickey, Bob.
- 54:17Speaker 5: This is Sarah from Baldwin.
- 54:20Speaker 2: I wanted to.
- 54:21Speaker 5: See something nice about the Baldwin Bulldogs and the Baldwin
- 54:27Speaker 5: Bombshells cheerleaders. They made history by making the semifinals. This
- 54:34Speaker 5: past Sunday played their hearts out.
- 54:36Speaker 11: Whoa.
- 54:37Speaker 5: And I am so proud of them. Also, a huge
- 54:41Speaker 5: shout-out to the coaches. They are all amazing.
- 54:45Speaker 3: The Baldwin Bulldogs, the Baldwin Bombshells.
- 54:49Speaker 8: Ooh!
- 54:53Speaker 7: Say something nice say something nice.
- 54:56Speaker 3: All right let's get to another uh say something nice
- 54:58Speaker 3: message here again if you want to get on the
- 55:00Speaker 3: show say something nice just get on the free iheart
- 55:02Speaker 3: radio app send us a talkback message.
- 55:04Speaker 11: Hey guys so i'm running behind on the podcast and
- 55:06Speaker 11: i just heard um jojo call in and say he
- 55:09Speaker 11: was having a hard day because he works at the
- 55:11Speaker 11: food pantry and everything.
- 55:12Speaker 3: Yeah everybody jojo he hear him on the show a
- 55:14Speaker 3: lot he leaves a lot of messages he's been a
- 55:16Speaker 3: good buddy of the show for for years now works
- 55:18Speaker 3: at the food uh pantry and You know, obviously a
- 55:21Speaker 3: lot of people are struggling right now, families and yeah,
- 55:24Speaker 3: hard to put food on the table. Everything costs a lot.
- 55:26Speaker 11: I just wanted to say something nice to him and
- 55:29Speaker 11: just say, we see you, Jojo.
- 55:31Speaker 2: We see you friend.
- 55:31Speaker 11: We recognize the fact of what you're going through on
- 55:34Speaker 11: a daily basis with your job and just seeing people
- 55:37Speaker 11: struggle with a basic need of food, but know that
- 55:41Speaker 11: you truly make a difference in their lives every single day.
- 55:45Speaker 2: Love you guys. Hell yeah, JoJo. It's nice. Nice message.
- 55:51Speaker 7: Say something nice. Say something nice.
- 55:54Speaker 3: Hold on, because I got another one here, because this
- 55:56Speaker 3: situation that happened yesterday was exactly what we do say
- 56:00Speaker 3: something nice for. We had a message a couple days
- 56:04Speaker 3: ago on Say Something Nice. Somebody just said, hey, there's
- 56:07Speaker 3: a tow truck driver that really helped me out. C &
- 56:10Speaker 3: D Towing and Recovery, right? We got tagged on Facebook
- 56:14Speaker 3: because they made an entire post about their guy, CJ,
- 56:18Speaker 3: who works there.
- 56:19Speaker 8: It says.
- 56:20Speaker 3: on mikey and bob show on 96 one kiss one
- 56:23Speaker 3: of our drivers was mentioned for his outstanding service that
- 56:26Speaker 3: he provided lady called in to give cj a shout
- 56:29Speaker 3: out for the outstanding service yeah cj when her vehicle
- 56:33Speaker 3: became disabled to have such a positive impact on somebody
- 56:36Speaker 3: that they go out of their way to call into
- 56:37Speaker 3: a morning radio show is something to be proud of
- 56:40Speaker 3: cj's been with us for 12 years we're proud of
- 56:42Speaker 3: cj and grateful to have him on our team we
- 56:45Speaker 3: appreciate your strong work all right c and detowing and
- 56:48Speaker 3: recovery cj out there we appreciate.
- 56:51Speaker 7: You say something nice say something nice.
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- 57:01Speaker 3: you to win a thousand dollars get qualified to go
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- 57:13Speaker 3: on 96.1 KISS, it's Mikey and Bob. Let's get to
- 57:14Speaker 3: this talkback message brought to us by The Pavement Group.
- 57:17Speaker 3: Good morning, guys.
- 57:18Speaker 13: I'm driving into work this morning and listening to the show.
- 57:21Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 57:22Speaker 14: And so I hear you guys talking about playing a
- 57:24Speaker 14: talkback message about farts.
- 57:26Speaker 3: Yeah, there's been a fart show today. I don't know
- 57:29Speaker 3: how farts got on the show today, but they did. Oh,
- 57:30Speaker 3: I think we were just telling everybody farts are still funny.
- 57:32Speaker 3: We're in our 40s and we still laugh at farts.
- 57:34Speaker 13: And then someone calls me. So I miss like almost
- 57:37Speaker 13: all of your segment. And then when I get off.
- 57:39Speaker 11: The phone call.
- 57:40Speaker 12: Yeah. You guys are talking about Slenderman and Bob getting
- 57:44Speaker 12: a butt lift.
- 57:45Speaker 2: So can't wait to.
- 57:46Speaker 9: Hear the podcast later and hear what I missed.
- 57:48Speaker 2: All right. Happy birthday, Bob. It was birthday's New Year's Day.
- 57:51Speaker 2: It's not today.
- 57:51Speaker 4: The BBL, the Pittsburgh version of the Brazilian butt lift
- 57:55Speaker 4: is the Bob butt lift. They named it after me.
- 57:58Speaker 4: So if you go in for surgery, your cheeks fixed,
- 58:02Speaker 4: ask for the Bob butt lift. I don't think anybody's
- 58:05Speaker 4: asking for the Bob butt lift. I don't even know.
- 58:08Speaker 2: They want it thick and nice. They will. They want
- 58:11Speaker 2: it thick and right round back. They will. Ask for
- 58:15Speaker 2: that BBL.
- 58:16Speaker 3: Could you imagine if there was some sort of off-the-books
- 58:21Speaker 3: doctor that would give people.
- 58:23Speaker 2: Your butt cheeks? My exact cheeks. Jeez, man. Unbelievable. I'm
- 58:30Speaker 2: willing to cast my cheeks.
- 58:32Speaker 3: No, come on.
- 58:33Speaker 2: I mean, there'll be a price, but I'm willing to
- 58:36Speaker 2: cast my cheeks. So we can have Yinzers cheeked up
- 58:39Speaker 2: in the streets here, dude? Properly cheeked up.
- 58:42Speaker 15: Man.
- 58:43Speaker 2: Dude, people from all around the world will fly into
- 58:46Speaker 2: Pittsburgh to get these cheeks, dude.
- 58:48Speaker 3: It'll be like going over to Turkey to get hair
- 58:50Speaker 3: implants or something like that that a lot of men do.
- 58:52Speaker 3: This'll be like, wow, it used to be Brazil where
- 58:56Speaker 3: people would go to get the BBLs. Now they're just
- 58:58Speaker 3: flying to Da Berg.
- 59:02Speaker 4: And then they're just like, whose butt is this modeled after?
- 59:05Speaker 4: And there's just a poster of me in the waiting room.
- 59:09Speaker 2: Mustache and all smiling. Oiled up. Round back. Yeah, just
- 59:14Speaker 2: oiled up butt cheeks. That's quite the fantasy we painted.
- 59:18Speaker 3: I really hope somebody that's listening to the live show
- 59:21Speaker 3: or the podcast takes in this Bob butt lift conversation
- 59:25Speaker 3: and has a dream about your big butt cheeks. That's
- 59:29Speaker 3: my wish for today.
- 59:31Speaker 2: What a wish. Butt cheek dreams. Your chance to win
- 59:34Speaker 2: $ 1, 000 right now. Good luck. Can I get a let's go, Pants?
- 59:41Speaker 7: Let's go, Pants, man.
- 59:42Speaker 2: Just need a win. It's pretty simple.
- 59:44Speaker 3: Just need a win. Penguins at home tonight against the Panthers.
- 59:47Speaker 3: Of course, it's Pride Night tonight. If you buy a
- 59:50Speaker 3: special ticket, you can get that cool ticket. Penguins pride
- 59:53Speaker 3: night hoodie designed by our buddy drew there. It's pretty
- 59:56Speaker 3: sweet looking. I wish it fit me. Cause I would definitely,
- 1:00:00Speaker 3: I would definitely get one. So yeah, go support. And
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: how about a little bit of let's go pins tonight.
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: Thursday night football game is Patriots bears tonight on Amazon prime.
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: If you want to check.
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: That out also throughout the day today here on 96,
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: one kiss, you got 12 more chances to not only
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- 1:00:22Speaker 3: next chance is coming up in about 10 minutes during
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- 1:00:26Speaker 2: That's not bad.
- 1:00:27Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:00:28Speaker 3: Now, see Harper Auto Group, wonderful friends of the show.
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: They are the sponsor of our Mikey and Bob podcast.
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: We are both driving Kias right now. We are Kia boys.
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: Bob's in a Telluride. I'm in a Carnival brand new 2027,
- 1:00:41Speaker 3: like 500 miles on them. They are awesome. See Harper
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- 1:00:48Speaker 3: You get gas, by the way. I did get gas
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: yesterday for the first time in two weeks. It's unbelievable.
- 1:00:54Speaker 3: I get electric cars and everything like that, but even
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: a hybrid's a cheat code right now. It really is.
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: See Harper Auto Group, sponsor of the Mikey and Bob podcast.
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: What would you like to name the podcast today, Bob?
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: Two Week River Rash on my Bob butt lift. Sums
- 1:01:12Speaker 2: up today's show kind of nicely, doesn't it?
- 1:01:14Speaker 5: All right.
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: That's it for us. Get caught up on the podcast.
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: If you missed anything, my podcast. WKST FM, Pittsburgh, 96,
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: one kiss.