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Norse Sinnoh E15: the Other Chosen · The Multiverse Collective

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  It just, it makes me so uncomfortable that it's called
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  the edge, that's all. Like that's my 1 gripe with it
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  is they could have called it fucking anything.
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  And they're like, yeah, this sex term that everybody knows,
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  that's what we're going to call this.
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  Microsoft Goon. Yeah, exactly.
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  Microsoft shut up and just go jerk off already.
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  Pretty much. All right, I took that.
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  I took that one step too far. After a delicious breakfast at
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  Weth's house, she sent us through this portal to Arboria.
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  There we met some interesting fellow who also had a talking
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  bird. Well, I say also, I wonder if my
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  bird can't talk. I hope so, anyways.
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  We got into a fight with a bunch of shadow Pokémon and I'll kick
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  some ass. And you know, no guidance.
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  Still though, I wonder what shenanigans she's getting up to.
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  Hopefully she shows up soon, though it's kind of boring
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  without her. Clyde's not the best talk
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  sometimes. So as we return to our our
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  ragtag team of Brutus, Clyde, and and Serge, the Champion of
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  Requesa, I need all of you to roll 1D6.
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  Just straight 1D6. Oh, let me grab my sack.
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  I'll let you choose, Matt. Metal surprised me.
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  All right. AD 6 you said?
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  Yes. 6. Naturally.
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  D6 Come on, Big Money 2. I got 5.
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  All right, these I need you to roll 2D6 plus.
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  Strength. Strength or attack?
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  Yes, as a as a portal opens up atop you and a the diamond falls
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  out of it. Fuck.
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  Oh shit, one fell off. Oh, box cards, baby.
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  And then my strengths. I don't have that on this list.
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  It should be on your character. 'S defense, attack defense.
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  Yeah, strength is not a stack. I was.
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  Like that'll be a 15. A-15 All right you are able to
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  easily catch guy Nan in one arm as she just kind of.
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  I have an idea, yes. So I'm sitting there and we're
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  all like, you know, we finished this fight and we're just
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  looking around and Sergeant like, and then the little chat
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  out is like, yes. And he says that that he's very
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  pleased to meet you. He really wishes to work with
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  you further. And as soon as your third party
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  member arrives, then we can get started with the training.
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  And then that little portal pops open And he was like he was
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  expressing his arm out like, like he went like that to like
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  as a little bit of flair. And Guynan just lands in his
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  hand. He's like, well, here's the walk
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  there. She is.
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  Guynan one minute you are in the banquet hall of drags home and
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  the next minute you are in a clearing.
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  There is there is Brutus, there is Clyde and there is a very
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  large man with a chat on. Wow, I think I overindulged
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  gentlemen up. Into the party guy and you
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  missed a good fight. Lovely to meet you, Sir.
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  Is this the one? Yeah, yeah, this is squishy are.
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  You going to like just set you down.
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  Yeah, yeah. Guinan is like trying very
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  hesitantly to shake your hand. This is all very disturbing for
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  her, but she's getting pretty used to this her.
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  Hand is like the size of your face.
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  Oh 100% yeah it completely engulfs like her entire lower
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  arm when you go to shake. Guinan, when you shake hands
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  with Serge, I need you to roll 2D6 plus special.
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  Oh God, that is 10. That is A10 that.
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  Is a 10. So Sino translate pops up and
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  you're able to see subtitles. Oh my God, I'm so glad that I
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  have that app downloaded. All right.
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  Sino maps first, now Sino translate.
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  How accurate? Is there's no much work in
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  Alboria? Is the translation like good or
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  is it like you know, Google? Yeah, it's, it's a good
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  translator. I mean OK it's it's not perfect
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  one to one, but like you get the gist.
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  Excellent. You got to keep rolling.
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  Sometimes it'll just switch off the Spanish.
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  Yeah, they'll be like. Yes, I do believe that we can.
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  Yeah, yeah, that. Follows.
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  Sometimes you get a little bit of proto Peldaean mixed in
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  there. Yeah, I mean the.
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  Mouse app has a glitch where I just like automatically have to
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  face the direction that we're supposed to be traveling in so
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  that that. Makes as you do that you snap to
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  true north. It doesn't work.
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  Oh, didn't know Cinemax would work in a different realm.
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  You fuck around and roll too low and Serge is just like.
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  Well said you. Started speaking simolian.
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  So one quick question, where the sock are are we?
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  We're in a forest in Arboria. Arborea.
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  Arborea. Arborea.
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  Arborea. OK.
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  Arborea. Sorry.
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  This, this, this man is the champion of Requisa.
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  Yeah, guided, guided waves again.
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  Yeah, yeah. Don't get me started.
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  And I've already got. I've already got a bone to pick
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  about that. He just Pats you on the head.
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  And I'm going to throw Sten out and be like I've got a Lucario.
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  That's incredibly exciting, Clyde.
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  Is it? Is it pink?
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  I'm assuming it's pink. It is pink.
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  Yeah, it is. It's pink.
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  The blue is pink. It's Pink Clyde.
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  That's quite feminine for you. Are you OK?
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  I'm I'm great, I'm great. We also have a question have to
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  talk about did you have a dream where you spoke to Bacchus
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  because. You have to be more specific.
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  I have that dream a lot. Oh well.
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  Did you have 1:00 last night? Yes, last night.
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  Yeah, I mean like most nights. Great.
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  Well, we found out one really disturbed thing and we we
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  should, both of us as as children of the heroes who
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  thought the unspeakable one should say our condolences to
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  Brutus here, because he is the illegitimate, illegitimate
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  offspring, offspring of Cyrus. I don't know where that is good.
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  Oh, that's a big wolf. Now you're.
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  All caught up. Yeah.
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  Thank you, I apologise. Is that it?
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  Is that all we did just today? I cannot remember.
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  It feels like a lifetime ago since.
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  We ate since yesterday. Yeah, we didn't eat crawl for.
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  The first time Sir, I don't think they want to know about
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  that dream and guy. Then you see a very well too
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  detailed dream about him fighting a llama in a in a
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  kiddie pool full of 1000 island dressing.
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  Hell yeah, brother, Guyden goes for a fist bump.
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  Fist bumps. Also, Clyde, we went to your
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  home. Oh yes, yeah, I took Brutus to
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  my house in but when you just fucking open disappeared.
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  Yeah, I. Had I had like just a little
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  thing come, don't. Yeah, it's important his.
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  House is just as sad and decrepit as you would expect it
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  to be. Yeah, dirt floors.
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  Oh yeah. No, buddy.
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  Many plants all over the place. Oh, buddy.
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  It's not been used in a couple of years.
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  Like wall mushrooms and that sort of stuff, yeah.
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  They were pretty delicious. You worry me.
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  And then I like show float souls mask.
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  I'm like, this was float souls mask.
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  We also found brimstone, brim, brimstone.
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  Was it brimstone that is apparently fresh as fuck from
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  the night in Hells according to your mother?
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  So my dad's probably been there. Oh, you spent more time with my
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  mother? Me and your mum like that.
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  I am. So sorry actually.
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  For both of you, actually, I don't know who I feel worse for.
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  I just apologized because you know, I tried to murder her like
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  3 days ago and. I think she's used to it, to be
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  totally honest. Probably, but you know, got to
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  say sorry for doing something. Yeah.
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  I mean, that's, that's really it's like a lot of personal
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  growth, Clyde. Well, you know this still time.
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  You see Chad hot ruffle its feathers and just kind of, well,
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  if this reunion is complete, we should make our way to the World
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  Tree. The generals would like to meet
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  you in person. Yeah, we'll walk and talk
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  because apparently we're being enlisted into some sort of
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  defensive action here. Yeah, something about Shadow
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  Lugia us being the chosen ones to fight whole lot of shit that
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  this little chat up could probably tell you.
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  It's a whole thing. Chill, super chill.
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  Lead the way, Serge. He starts walking and he's like,
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  well, yeah, yeah. As he's walking, he keeps
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  turning back to look at childhood where you know how
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  you, you, you got walking and the child is just like he says.
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  It's not that bad. Once you get used to the
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  routine, everything just flows. You get 3 square meals and
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  everything else is taken care of for you.
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  Great, I feel like this is a catch hit.
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  It sounds like prison honestly. A little bit, but yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah. Good to know.
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  Great. So after after not too too long
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  of a walk, you make it to the base of this giant tree.
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  Actually before you make it to the base, probably about a mile
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  out, you see this giant circle of roots.
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  And once you know it's, it's probably like 20, at least 20
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  feet high, you see that there are some brambles on the roots.
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  It looks like a as defensible as a tree can be.
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  And as Serge walks up, a small part of the roots move to allow
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  you all through. And as you keep walking, there
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  are there are three more circles of these of these defenses.
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  And as you're able to, you know, make it to the base of this just
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  gigantic tree. I mean, it's got to be at least
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  at least like 3 miles high. It's an absolutely massive tree.
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  You see a small door appear in the in the trunk of this tree
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  and you're able to walk through. Nice hidden doorway.
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  Kainan is eagerly taking notes. So as you walk in and you walk
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  up a flight of stairs you're able to see a a large war room
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  with a large oaken table in the middle.
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  There are like posters and and what looked to be, you know,
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  different maps and approaches with arrows and things all over
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  the walls. Around this table you see 8
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  figures sitting there. Two of them are people and six
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  of them are Pokémon. Go ahead and roll 2D6 plus
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  special. Just want to see if any of you
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  recognize them. That's a 57.
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  Even. Me bees, you, you know who these
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  people are. You were.
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  You were just here this morning. Plus special.
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  Yeah. I got a four all.
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  Right Guynan, you are the most historically knowledgeable of
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  these three. You don't know too much about
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  them, but you do recognize one of them pretty quickly.
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  It is Phoebe, the legendary warrior of Shadow Fell.
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  Oh shit. And the the other one you guys
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  don't recognize by view, but she looks very decked out.
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  And then you can see these Pokémon, they're just like
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  sitting around. They're also all just speaking
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  in plain English, so that's fun. No good.
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  We don't need a translator bird for everybody here.
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  Or translate a Clyde. You see the one woman that
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  nobody recognizes look up from the table and planning and nods
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  to you, Serge and says, well, thank you for making it here,
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  Serge. I hope it.
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  I hope it wasn't too difficult finding finding them.
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  Well, you know it between can't talk about you, he says.
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  It wasn't that difficult to find, one of them literally just
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  fell into his hands so. Yeah.
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  He was also getting his ass kicked when we found him IF.
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  If if me and Brutus weren't there, you know he probably
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  wouldn't have made it. For the first time he looks
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  truly wounded. He's like looking he looks at
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  them and then wide eyed looks at her and he's like no and guy.
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  Then you see him just saying that that is not true.
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  That is a lie. They he was he was kicking ass
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  and taking names. He had to help a couple of them.
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  You know how he works. You know he's a good fighter.
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  Stop. They're lying.
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  I don't even like him. I don't even think I want to
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  train him and you just hear him going on going what I I go Jimmy
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  will chat out no and the chat out is trying to repeat it and
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  he just Nope. Guynan does not dictate any of
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  this to Brutus or Quad, She's just silently nodding.
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  Cool story bro. Why would somebody who like
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  needed help get so defensive about not needing help?
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  But he he clearly needed us to come and save the day.
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  This reminds me. I'm I'm going to take out
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  bricks. Poker ball.
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  Is he still unconscious? Yes.
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  And I'm going to release him. I know he still has the weird
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  shadow thing going on with his foot, but I do have revives in
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  my inventory so I'm going to use a revive.
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  On him. OK, so Brick is able to wake up
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  as normal and I think the other person kind of looks.
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  She walks up to you and says may I and gestures to Brick.
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  Sure. She takes a look at Brick's foot
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  and after a couple of seconds is like this is not good.
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  I didn't think it was good, I was just hoping it wasn't that
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  bad. So the short of it is first of
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  all, I, I think, I think General Winona and myself should
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  formally introduce ourselves. My name is General Phoebe.
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  I am the, the chosen of Lunala from Shadowfell.
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  This is Winona, the chosen of Lugia from Arboria.
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  With us are the six captains of the Grand Arborian army that
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  will be the bulk of our fighting forces.
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  And what you can see here. And she gestures to the The room
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  is the official war room against the siege that we have.
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  Intelligence is going to be very, very quickly upon us by
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  the corrupted Lugia and her ilk. And you believe that the three
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  of us can help you? Well.
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  We are the chosen Lacus Brutus, so you know.
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  We have been in communication with our deities and we believe
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  that at this point, you are the only help we can get.
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  We have reached out to the other, the other legendary
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  warriors on the good aligned plains.
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  They've either said that they don't want to get involved.
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  They want to, you know, they, they want to be distanced from
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  this corruption. They, they don't believe that
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  it's going to affect them. But unfortunately if if the
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  World Tree cannot hold shadow Lugia and the energy that
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  corrupts it will seep into the the rest of the universe.
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  They seem weak. Yes, so that is and you see, you
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  see the other woman stand up, this being Winona.
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  Yes, so that is the good news. Because there was only a finite
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  amount of shadow energy that Lugia herself can siphon to
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  create the army, she must divide it.
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  That means that the Pokémon that you will fight, assuming that
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  you will help us, these Pokémon are going to be much weaker than
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  Pokémon you may have fought. Jana has written all of his down
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  word for word in her shitty little notebook.
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  Scroll. Do we have scrolls?
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  Is it a tablet? Whatever it is.
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  Just a stone tablet with a with like a chiseling Chiseling.
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  Tablet. Whatever it is.
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  Tablet's word for fucking word, Matt.
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  Anyway, keep going. We have papyrus, yes.
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  Well, in any case, we should be able to, though we have a
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  smaller force, our force, including yourself, is more
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  powerful, as you can see. And she points to this table.
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  We can see that this is this is where we expect the siege to
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  come from, from the corrupted lands to the West.
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  And you see a, you know, several sets of figurines on this table
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  marked by just a very large dark like black Lugia.
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  We expect the siege to be done undercover of Knight Lugia and
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  her army need the most help that they can get, and we all know
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  it. So we've been working on
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  defenses just in case there is a surprise attack.
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  But our scouts have said that they are finally mobilizing and
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  moving, moving onward towards the tree.
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  We believe that we will have about 36 hours to prepare and as
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  we do, we, we must ask of you to go out and assist us with some
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  preparations. Of course, I know that if, if
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  you were in a, in a fight on your way here, then by all means
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  take some time to rest. But there are a couple of weak
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  points that we're looking to tie up, so to speak, before, before
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  the siege begins in full. And you see there are two kind
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  of red circles surrounding some some more figurines on this map.
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  The first one is this siege platform.
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  It is a a large, but we believe to be shoddily constructed
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  platform that will allow the shadow Pokémon direct access to
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  different levels of the tree. We believe that this one is not
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  going to be largely protected, but the forces are not going to
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  be too far away. So we're hoping if you'll assist
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  us, this one will be more of a an in and out type mission.
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  Do as much damage as you can before you are before you are
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  overrun and get out of there. The the second one, it's going
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  to be a little bit more difficult, but a little bit more
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  impactful depending on how you're able to do.
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  And you see a, a large collection of these, these
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  smaller shadow Pokémon in an area a little bit further away
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  from the from that platform. These are going to be a this we
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  believe is going to be the main stage and ground for troops.
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  We don't expect you to take all of them out, but if you're able
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  to just go through and neutralize as much as you can,
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  of course, Lieutenant Serge will be there to to assist.
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  We will be able to at least stunt their numbers and surprise
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  them just before they move out to carry out this this final
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  siege. I see.
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  I'm willing to hold that door if you guys want to go in and break
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  the line. Yeah, I mean, I'm down for
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  whatever. I'm breaking shit so.
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  Well I I have a question about these chosens.
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  Is it possible for Pokémon to be the chosens of other
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  legendaries? You see, you see one of these,
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  one of these Pokémon lift up its head.
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  Oh, right, there's. Pokémon there, right?
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  I totally forgot there's Pokémon on the table.
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  OK. And so you see among others, and
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  I'll give you, I'll give you the full list.
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  So around this table you see six Pokémon and they all look very
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  dignified and very grateful that you are in the presence.
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  So the 6th Pokémon you see are a Ryperia, a Bay Arctic, a
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  Scarmory, A Dunsparce, A Galade, and a Kingdra.
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  And so the Bay Arctic, it has this big, it has this big just
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  like Kaiser, like mustache. So the Bush migrated from
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  between the legs to the face. Gotcha.
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  And you see this Bay Arctic look up at you and and it says writer
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  in history, at least as far as we know, there have not been any
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  Pokémon chosen by by the gods. It has always been a human in
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  control of several Pokémon. I'm going to believe.
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  That as he's saying this, I'm going to throw spin out Gods.
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  This Lucario is pink. Right, it's kind of weird.
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  This guy was once the chosen of Gigas, and then he resurrected
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  into this this this Riolo that's now a Lucario.
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  So is he still technically the chosen of Gigas?
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  Yes, well, the Bay Arctic looks to surgeon, surgeon the other
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  two and says I, I don't believe we've ever ran into a case like
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  this before. Are either of you familiar?
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  And the chat, I was just like, well, there was this one time
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  and I think actually master search, I think that was, that
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  was probably Berry poisoning. I think that's why it was that
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  colour. Oh man.
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  Tell us a no, then that was your return.
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  Well, we don't know unless there is another chosen of Gigas at
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  the moment. Well.
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  Beyond is the chosen of Gigas, right?
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  I mean he was right communing with him Question.
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  Oh, that's right. It was a little weird.
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  It was hard to believe a child, Yeah.
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  Not necessarily. He's not necessarily the chosen
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  of. I mean he is a chosen of Gigas
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  but not the chosen of Gigas. I guess that's an important
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  clarifying note because he was still a weird kid, right, guys?
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  He was fucking weird, yeah. Yeah, 100%.
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  He was a weird. Kid.
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  Yes, he was a very strange child.
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  Because. Because we're the chosen of
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  Archaeus. Like together we make a whole
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  chosen Yeah, we. Make a whole chosen.
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  That makes sense. Roll 2D6 plus special.
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  All of us. Yeah, is.
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  This how chosen we are. 8. Oh.
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  Even me. Special 13.
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  That's a 10. Wow, fuck you.
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  Yeah, actually, bees, you go ahead and roll as well.
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  That was 2D6 plus what? What's your special?
• 26:18
  That is not super great plus special especially all it is.
• 26:24
  Oh shit, OK, that is going to be a 12.
• 26:29
  All right. With a 12, you would know that
• 26:32
  there has been a vacancy of the chosen of Archaeus for about 20
• 26:38
  years. And I think the three of you,
• 26:43
  when you say this, I think you see all three of Serge, Phoebe
• 26:47
  and Winona just be like what? Is isn't that why you suck us
• 26:55
  out? Sought, I think is the word
• 26:58
  you're looking. For there we go.
• 27:00
  Yeah, of course. That's what I'm here for.
• 27:05
  I mean we told this to Serge literally like 45 minutes ago
• 27:08
  and he laughed at us, but now he looked really shocked so.
• 27:14
  Not particularly, but that's an interesting development.
• 27:18
  Why did you seek us out if not because of that?
• 27:32
  When we we were the only three that answered the call, or well
• 27:38
  rather Phoebe and Serge. We're the only one that answered
• 27:42
  my call. Everyone else is either a chosen
• 27:45
  of an evil aligned God or for one reason or another chose not
• 27:50
  to lend their hand in their forces.
• 27:53
  So with a smaller team of generals, we needed to start
• 27:57
  looking at the planes to see if there was one or a group of of
• 28:05
  exceptionally talented trainers that would be able to assist us
• 28:10
  and you 3 fit the bill. Thank you for the compliment.
• 28:14
  I mean, with all, with all due respect, you have you have gone
• 28:21
  and done a lot in only in only a few days.
• 28:25
  So he. He's been a wild week for sure.
• 28:29
  Yeah. Yeah, we, we and.
• 28:31
  You know about the guy that we killed, right?
• 28:33
  Like that? Dying in?
• 28:35
  Why would you say that? Sorry, I just like.
• 28:38
  We don't we, we don't know he's dead.
• 28:40
  You still have the pulls when we put him in that cave.
• 28:43
  We hit him with a magma storm, Clyde.
• 28:48
  He still had a pulse when we put him in.
• 28:50
  He was. Covered in 3rd degree burns.
• 28:54
  Right, he could still survive. Nothing a little ultra potion
• 28:57
  can't fix. He was.
• 28:58
  He was abusing his Pokémon. He deserved.
• 29:01
  Disagreeing with you, I just like she's talking about, you
• 29:05
  know, evil wine gods and we killed somebody.
• 29:08
  Anyways. It's his hand on your shoulder
• 29:19
  grinding, and you see the translation.
• 29:21
  Go who, who? Who amongst us hasn't killed a
• 29:24
  man or two last week? Yeah.
• 29:27
  OK. Thank you.
• 29:28
  That was actually very reassuring.
• 29:31
  You just patch you. Yes.
• 29:36
  Well, I'm going to ignore that. And we you have, you have some
• 29:46
  time. I if if you are a part of a
• 29:50
  battle, make sure to to rest up for a little bit, collect your
• 29:56
  thoughts and we can reconvene later later in the afternoon and
• 30:00
  the evening to to understand what the what the next plan of
• 30:05
  action is going to be. Yes.
• 30:08
  Cool. But you could use some healing.
• 30:10
  Yes, also this. Thing and he points at bricks
• 30:13
  leg again. You see Phoebe look at you again
• 30:17
  and say yes, we will see what we can do.
• 30:21
  It looks like it was a minor version of the corruption that
• 30:29
  that Shadowlugia used on the other Pokémon.
• 30:33
  At least from what I can see. It does not look to be getting
• 30:36
  any worse. However, I cannot say that this
• 30:39
  will be the case forever. I do believe though, that if we
• 30:44
  are able to remove the corruption from Shadowlugia and
• 30:47
  from this plane, I do believe that Brick will be OK.
• 30:52
  Brick, right? Is that yes?
• 30:55
  OK. We will defeat the Shadowlugia.
• 30:58
  I imagine at that point like Brutus's eyes just have like
• 31:02
  flames in them. Oh yeah, I mean as much as
• 31:06
  somebody who has very limited brain function can be.
• 31:09
  Pissed. He is pissed.
• 31:11
  Brutus you see Phoebe just meet your meet your eyes and she nods
• 31:16
  and says yes I we believe that together we can break the siege
• 31:22
  and be done with this. You see Phoebe kind of fur her
• 31:39
  brow when she's looking at you, Brutus, and say, have we?
• 31:43
  Have we met before? I can't tell exactly what it is,
• 31:47
  but something something. I used to be a bodyguard.
• 31:53
  I have a forgettable. Face usually.
• 31:57
  Interesting. If I remember where I where I
• 32:00
  can place it, I'll let you know. OK.
• 32:04
  All right, I, I keep wanting to bring up this magic harp that we
• 32:08
  have. Yeah, you guys, you guys got I
• 32:12
  don't have a good. In.
• 32:13
  For it. No, I just don't have a good in
• 32:15
  for it because when I when I was brought up like in a Pokémon be
• 32:18
  a chosen, I was going to ask if that magic harp could be a
• 32:21
  chosen of Tartarus or a chosen of Zashi.
• 32:24
  I totally had forgotten about this Fen.
• 32:26
  Yeah, When we start walking back to the rooms, like to go and
• 32:31
  chill out for a little bit, I'm going to like elbow Brutus and
• 32:35
  be like, I think that that Phoebe likes it.
• 32:38
  Like she looks you straight in the eyes and she's like, I know
• 32:40
  you from somewhere, you know? Maybe it's her dream.
• 32:43
  You have chemistry. Yeah, I agree with Clyde.
• 32:46
  I think you should pursue this. This may be our one chance of
• 32:49
  any of us having any sort of. Love in our mind I.
• 32:54
  Don't understand? Hey Guyden, you haven't even
• 32:58
  asked me about my small. Bird yet, and he points at the
• 33:01
  round, the piggy pack on his shoulder.
• 33:03
  It's just an. Absolute.
• 33:04
  Sphere. But to be honest.
• 33:06
  It hasn't moved from his shoulder.
• 33:07
  It looks dead. It's so unmoving.
• 33:09
  I thought you had I I thought the tape taped A corpse to his
• 33:13
  his shoulder, Clyde. I thought it was.
• 33:15
  Like a lightning. Wait, wait.
• 33:19
  I'm also realizing Gynan does not know anything about this
• 33:22
  magic carp. Yeah, I.
• 33:24
  Have no idea what you guys are talking about.
• 33:27
  I like I don't know. I came here and Curtis has like
• 33:32
  a cornets on his. Shoulder no Clyde.
• 33:35
  Please. Don't you want to meet?
• 33:36
  Right? No.
• 33:37
  Please, Clyde. Oh, God, no.
• 33:40
  Yeah, that's appropriate. Every Pokémon in the visit and
• 33:44
  he starts crying because of the laugh that he's doing.
• 33:48
  What is happening? The comiskey just absolutely
• 33:52
  went insane. No, no, no.
• 33:54
  I know about the. I yeah, I know the.
• 33:57
  Pokémon is the back. The Pokémon is so devious and
• 34:00
  evil. That.
• 34:01
  In the real world. Dog was breeding.
• 34:04
  I just was. I was.
• 34:05
  Curious as it flops on the ground instead of water it's
• 34:08
  splashing. In blood, it's flushing forward.
• 34:10
  Cool, cool, cool, cool. It's not bleeding.
• 34:12
  No one knows where the blood is coming from.
• 34:14
  But. OK.
• 34:15
  Yeah, I don't like this. You 2 can't hear this but this
• 34:18
  thing has a laugh and I mean this life is awful.
• 34:23
  I love that we can just see Matt's ass in his mirror.
• 34:29
  Yeah, but, but, but just. Oh yeah, that please somebody.
• 34:35
  I'm not going to tell that. Was a great.
• 34:37
  That was an incredible mirror shot.
• 34:39
  I'm so sorry. You out here double caked up on
• 34:42
  a Monday afternoon? Yeah.
• 34:45
  Wow, the patreon's going to love that one.
• 34:47
  They truly are I is that a lot loud on Patreon or do we have to
• 34:53
  get an only fans? Hey man hey man the amount of
• 34:57
  people who start out on Patreon then go to only fans to feel
• 35:00
  like this is his in. Yeah, OK, so congratulations on
• 35:04
  being on the Patreon only fans pipeline.
• 35:06
  Now Matthew, we will be posting the pictures of your ass.
• 35:13
  That was and these dogs will not shut the fuck up so I don't know
• 35:18
  what I missed. Continue.
• 35:20
  You guys are going to describe the.
• 35:21
  Magic carp? No, I'll.
• 35:22
  Describe the magic carp. I'm assuming Surge is following
• 35:24
  behind us by the way. Yes.
• 35:26
  Oh, did the surge surge? Yes, you.
• 35:28
  Didn't see the. Magic carp either.
• 35:29
  Oh, you did. Yes, you did.
• 35:31
  You did. Fucking as well, because.
• 35:34
  It took down something, I don't remember what, but it took.
• 35:36
  Something down it used glare on the dusclops.
• 35:41
  That's right. Yeah, it it, it got given to me
• 35:48
  through a portal of blood. Well, it was, it was like a pool
• 35:51
  of blood in the back of the barracks.
• 35:54
  And then this portal came. Concerning.
• 35:56
  And then this big wolf like with a sword in its mouth, gave me
• 36:03
  this as a present for my trials and tribulations as a human.
• 36:07
  Wow, wow. Does that mean I'm the chosen of
• 36:11
  Tartarus? Does that?
• 36:12
  Is that what that means? I don't fucking know and I'm
• 36:14
  going to return radio. Dinan as as this fish is out
• 36:19
  flopping around, you just see the Sino translate is going and
• 36:23
  you just see subtitles. It is like just so much like
• 36:29
  death and chaos and I will like just eat describing how it's
• 36:34
  going to basically nuke the entire universe when it's able.
• 36:38
  Exquisite. I just imagine like the.
• 36:41
  Clyde, that is. The The thing is out and all you
• 36:44
  hear is. That is very disturbing, Clyde.
• 36:52
  I do not like this fish. I also do not like this fish
• 36:57
  where? He's he's just a little guy,
• 37:00
  don't worry. He doesn't.
• 37:01
  Want to hear nonchalance about this fish is what's more
• 37:04
  disturbing. Yeah, truly you.
• 37:07
  Can speak on ocean. Yeah, I don't know what it's
• 37:10
  saying. Yeah, right.
• 37:14
  No, Clyde, just Clyde doesn't know what it's saying.
• 37:16
  He's just laughing. He's.
• 37:17
  Just laughing. Oh, it's just laughing.
• 37:19
  Oh, great. OK, yeah.
• 37:22
  Do I have the ability to show Brutus the SIDO translate?
• 37:28
  Brutus roll 2D6 plus special to see if you can install Sino
• 37:31
  translate. Let's.
• 37:33
  Get a all of this installed. Well, if we get Clive to install
• 37:36
  Sino translate. That's a nine.
• 37:38
  Speak normal now. I mean I can speak to them
• 37:43
  regularly but I just feel like this magic app is broken and can
• 37:46
  only speak in laughter. I've actually not tried
• 37:50
  speaking. I like to imagine that like if
• 37:51
  you hear it speaking, it's just pure Latin.
• 37:55
  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
• 37:59
  I think that's I think that's right.
• 38:04
  So he's. Just a little guy.
• 38:05
  Wow. No, I missed a lot, didn't I?
• 38:09
  Well. Well, you know the you packed up
• 38:14
  7000 corpses into your backpack and we all went our own way.
• 38:19
  And then I just. I had all.
• 38:21
  Errands convene in that middle area, and then you disappeared
• 38:24
  and then. Yeah, I.
• 38:26
  You know, I, I, I. Something came.
• 38:28
  It's been a long day. It's yeah.
• 38:30
  It's been a long day, yeah, And Guided stares off into the
• 38:34
  middle distance for a second. It's been.
• 38:37
  A long day? Yeah, that sounds about right.
• 38:40
  Hello. I'm sorry.
• 38:42
  All good, all good. I.
• 38:47
  Hope you all turn and look at Serge.
• 38:49
  He's holding a cross in one hand and rosary beads in the other,
• 38:53
  just staring unblinking at Clyde the entire.
• 38:58
  Time. Yeah, Clyde.
• 38:59
  I might need to bring some of those with us, yeah.
• 39:02
  I'm going to turn right, all you fuck is a wid and I'm just.
• 39:05
  Going to see you. I think with that we will we
• 39:12
  will call it for the evening. Heart right from your chest.
• 39:25
  Until you know what pain is. I can never rest and I have
• 39:36
  bright eyes. This is fortune, rage and
• 39:41
  revenge. I'm coming for you, an eye for
• 39:49
  an eye, the tooth for a tooth. Raise your revenge.
• 39:56
  I'm coming for you your smile, eyes and darkness that loves
• 40:03
  with it. Eat it all.
• 40:12
  Witness. Don't you know the Queen to
• 40:16
  swim? And his souls will fill the void
• 40:25
  inside you play with fire when you messed with me.
• 40:34
  But I find a place to hide. I I for a night too far to the
• 40:46
  tooth from the regional van. I'm coming for you.
• 40:51
  I'm coming for you for a night, for a night, the tooth for a
• 40:57
  tooth for a. Tooth rage.
• 40:59
  And revenge. And I'm coming for you.