Latest / Moser, Lombardi and Kane / 10-30-26 Hour 3 - Make Mahomes uncomfortable/LAY IT DOWN, Keys to the Game/DRUNK TAKES
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- 0:00Speaker 1: This is Mosher Lombardi and Kane on demand. Listen live
- 0:05Speaker 1: every weekday morning from 7 to 10 on Altitude Sports
- 0:08Speaker 1: Radio 92.5 and on the Altitude Sports Radio app.
- 0:18Speaker 2: So Bud Light Football Friday, Bud Light, the official beer
- 0:21Speaker 2: sponsor of the Denver Broncos. Remember to enjoy responsibly. What
- 0:24Speaker 2: would you guys take in more of a guarantee? The
- 0:27Speaker 2: Broncos score 20 or they hold the Chiefs to less
- 0:30Speaker 2: than 20?
- 0:32Speaker 3: I would say the more likely scenario is they hold
- 0:34Speaker 3: the Chiefs.
- 0:35Speaker 1: No, no.
- 0:35Speaker 4: What would you take?
- 0:35Speaker 2: What would you take? Not what's more likely. What would
- 0:37Speaker 2: you take as a guarantee?
- 0:40Speaker 4: I would rather them score more than 20 because I
- 0:42Speaker 4: want to see the offense show more explosiveness.
- 0:46Speaker 3: I'm with Vic. I want to see... We had a
- 0:49Speaker 3: couple big plays last week, correct?
- 0:51Speaker 4: A couple.
- 0:52Speaker 3: You know, and again, when you look at overall... The
- 0:56Speaker 3: Broncos' offense wasn't that great against the Cardinals. But they
- 1:02Speaker 3: had some big plays, which is more than we've seen
- 1:06Speaker 3: in recent memory. I'm with Vic. I would like to
- 1:09Speaker 3: see the growth pattern continue for Bo Nix and company.
- 1:15Speaker 3: That's what I'd like to see. I'll tell you what's
- 1:17Speaker 3: kind of interesting. Vic, I was looking at some of
- 1:19Speaker 3: the numbers regarding Patrick Mahomes and regarding his running performance.
- 1:26Speaker 3: Or lack thereof. He's been in his, I mean, last year,
- 1:31Speaker 3: even before the injury, he rushes for a lot of
- 1:33Speaker 3: yards per year, typically, right? 300, 400 yards. Am I
- 1:38Speaker 3: right about that? I'd have to get the exact numbers.
- 1:40Speaker 3: Right now, he only has 71 yards rushing total this season.
- 1:44Speaker 3: That's it. He's not taking off and running the football anymore.
- 1:54Speaker 3: And we talk so much about Bo Nix and his ankle. Well,
- 1:57Speaker 3: what about Patrick Mahomes and his knee? Correct me if
- 2:01Speaker 3: I'm wrong, but he's just not running the ball.
- 2:03Speaker 2: So I'll look back to last year. So 71 yards through,
- 2:07Speaker 2: they've played six games this year.
- 2:08Speaker 3: Right.
- 2:10Speaker 2: Yeah, the first two games of the season last year,
- 2:12Speaker 2: he had 57 and 66 rushing yards in those two.
- 2:15Speaker 3: That's in the first two games.
- 2:16Speaker 2: The first two games.
- 2:18Speaker 3: And so through six, he's just a little bit over that.
- 2:21Speaker 3: He's not running the ball. So what it tells me
- 2:25Speaker 3: is that he's kind of standing in there, and if
- 2:27Speaker 3: you're the Denver Broncos and he's not going to run
- 2:30Speaker 3: the football, they got the same issue going on there
- 2:34Speaker 3: in Kansas City as the Broncos had with their quarterback.
- 2:36Speaker 3: If he's going to stand in there, you got to
- 2:38Speaker 3: get to him. Go get to him. And I think
- 2:41Speaker 3: they will. I think they will get to him.
- 2:43Speaker 4: It's hard to get a good hit in on Patrick Mahomes.
- 2:45Speaker 4: Like the Singleton hit on Jacoby Brissett where he pushed
- 2:49Speaker 4: him back. He made him levitate for five yards. Remember
- 2:52Speaker 4: that hit? Nobody ever gets Mahomes like that. He has
- 2:55Speaker 4: that ability to bend and avoid contact. It's weird.
- 2:59Speaker 2: It's crazy. I'll say something right now. Do you guys
- 3:03Speaker 2: remember the first game of the year? They ran a
- 3:06Speaker 2: literal option. When I say an option, I mean like
- 3:12Speaker 2: Air Force style run out option. But there was a
- 3:17Speaker 2: defender right in front of Mahomes and he didn't hit him.
- 3:22Speaker 4: So at that point, understand the NFL rules. I know
- 3:25Speaker 4: he's still a quarterback, but in that situation, he becomes
- 3:28Speaker 4: a runner.
- 3:29Speaker 2: You can hit him.
- 3:30Speaker 4: Because they're running the option. Yeah. So if I'm a
- 3:32Speaker 4: defensive player, I don't even care if he pitches it.
- 3:36Speaker 4: Destroy him. I know that sounds savage. If you hit
- 3:39Speaker 4: him right after a pitch, it's fine. And barbaric. But
- 3:42Speaker 4: I mean, destroy. If he's going to play the role of, again,
- 3:47Speaker 4: Darian Hagan, then you got to hit him. You gotta
- 3:52Speaker 4: make him pay for that. Yeah.
- 3:57Speaker 3: You have to.
- 4:00Speaker 2: It's almost like Andy Reid is daring opposing defenses to
- 4:03Speaker 2: do it. Like, I dare you to hit him hard
- 4:06Speaker 2: to see if you get a flag or not.
- 4:08Speaker 4: You know, I give Mahomes credit, though. He's tough. He
- 4:13Speaker 4: is tough.
- 4:14Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a tough guy. I don't think that's something
- 4:17Speaker 2: that you question. I was listening to, and Nelly, can
- 4:20Speaker 2: you see if you can pull some of this up? Oh,
- 4:23Speaker 2: I can't remember the guy's name. It's a Kansas City
- 4:25Speaker 2: radio host that Craig and Lindahl were talking to yesterday.
- 4:28Speaker 2: And just kind of get the breakdown of what KC
- 4:30Speaker 2: feels about the Chiefs right now. He did not speak
- 4:34Speaker 2: like somebody who thinks that the Chiefs are rolling.
- 4:37Speaker 3: Because they're really not, man. They're five and one. Yeah,
- 4:41Speaker 3: I understand that.
- 4:43Speaker 2: He was talking about Mahomes in particular. He said, He
- 4:47Speaker 2: has looked very upset on the sidelines a lot this year.
- 4:51Speaker 2: And I think a lot of that has to do
- 4:52Speaker 2: with they have no rhythm in their pass game. They
- 4:58Speaker 2: are being bailed out by Kenneth Walker playing at like
- 5:01Speaker 2: MVP level from the backfield. If they didn't have that,
- 5:06Speaker 2: they would be in some big trouble, truly.
- 5:08Speaker 3: They've had their bye week, and I believe Walker is
- 5:10Speaker 3: still second in the league in rushing yards, if I'm
- 5:13Speaker 3: not mistaken. I think that I think Bijan's one, and
- 5:16Speaker 3: I think Walker is two. Yeah. Correct me if I'm wrong.
- 5:20Speaker 3: I mean, Vic, just a lot of things are pointing
- 5:23Speaker 3: the Broncos way. You know the number one sack defense
- 5:25Speaker 3: is in the National Football League?
- 5:26Speaker 2: Yeah, Bijan has three more rushing yards than Kenneth Walker.
- 5:28Speaker 3: And there you go. You know the number one sack
- 5:30Speaker 3: defense is in the league. We saw them last night.
- 5:33Speaker 3: It's the Green Bay Packers. 22 sacks. The Broncos are
- 5:37Speaker 3: right there tied with four other teams. or five other teams,
- 5:40Speaker 3: I think, for second with 21 sacks. Kansas City, total sack.
- 5:45Speaker 3: Don't look, don't look. Total sacks for the Chiefs this year.
- 5:48Speaker 4: Seven.
- 5:49Speaker 2: That they've allowed or gotten?
- 5:50Speaker 3: No, they've gotten.
- 5:52Speaker 4: Seven.
- 5:53Speaker 3: Brett?
- 5:55Speaker 2: Nine.
- 5:56Speaker 4: It's nine. Boom!
- 5:58Speaker 3: The Broncos have 21. The Chiefs have nine. I mean,
- 6:03Speaker 3: just a lot. If you could stop Kenneth Walker or not,
- 6:06Speaker 3: I don't know if you know if you can stop him.
- 6:08Speaker 3: Certainly Seattle stopped him last week. I don't know that
- 6:10Speaker 3: you can do that because he's such a good back
- 6:12Speaker 3: and they're going to scheme it up to get him
- 6:14Speaker 3: loose again. And the way you guys are talking, Vic,
- 6:17Speaker 3: I'm telling you, man, if you can slow him down,
- 6:21Speaker 3: you're going to win this game. I mean, when would
- 6:23Speaker 3: lay it down coming up in about a half hour?
- 6:26Speaker 4: Yes. Not only would you win this game.
- 6:29Speaker 3: I mean, I really want to put the Broncos as
- 6:31Speaker 3: a home dog in my lay it down, man, because
- 6:33Speaker 3: I think they're going to win outright.
- 6:35Speaker 4: You would swing this division in such a manner. I mean,
- 6:38Speaker 4: take a look at Kansas City's upcoming schedule. The swing
- 6:41Speaker 4: game that this would become if you win this game.
- 6:44Speaker 4: I can't tell you enough how big it is. First
- 6:47Speaker 4: of all, it's rare.
- 6:47Speaker 3: No, I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it.
- 6:49Speaker 3: You win this game, you win the AFC West. Period.
- 6:52Speaker 3: End of story. Kansas City's schedule, Vic, is going to
- 6:54Speaker 3: get to be a pain.
- 6:55Speaker 2: The next couple weeks are still easy for them. But
- 6:57Speaker 2: after that, they have like five weeks in a row
- 6:59Speaker 2: that are brutal.
- 7:00Speaker 3: Five.
- 7:00Speaker 4: It is rare to play Kansas City twice this early
- 7:03Speaker 4: in the season. First of all. First half of the season.
- 7:05Speaker 4: Have them off your schedule. So, you can't lose to
- 7:08Speaker 4: them twice. First half of the schedule. At least get
- 7:10Speaker 4: that split. You get that split, man.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Well, Texture says... Both Kansas City and the Broncos might
- 7:17Speaker 2: be imposters. We're going to find out who's the real
- 7:19Speaker 2: thing this weekend. I don't think you can say that
- 7:21Speaker 2: about the Broncos. The Broncos have things that they don't
- 7:25Speaker 2: do well. It's documented. We talk about them. It's virtually
- 7:29Speaker 2: everything offensively. Can't run, can't throw. You aren't an imposter
- 7:36Speaker 2: when you go through the schedule they've gone through with
- 7:38Speaker 2: the record that they have. If you were a phony,
- 7:42Speaker 2: you would have been exposed immediately for being a phony.
- 7:45Speaker 4: Totally agree. I mean, listen, you could be critical of
- 7:48Speaker 4: how they're doing it. You could be critical of the offense.
- 7:50Speaker 4: I get it. But the record's the record. You played
- 7:54Speaker 4: a hell of a schedule. You can't go back now
- 7:57Speaker 4: and make excuses for how you won games. You won
- 8:01Speaker 4: those damn games. And here you are. One more win
- 8:04Speaker 4: this week from basically owning the division.
- 8:07Speaker 3: If they win, Vic, I'm telling you, if they win
- 8:09Speaker 3: on Sunday, they will win the division.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Wait, Moshe, did you say that the Chiefs have nine
- 8:14Speaker 2: sacks this year?
- 8:15Speaker 4: Is that the number?
- 8:16Speaker 3: Am I wrong?
- 8:17Speaker 2: No, I'm not questioning you.
- 8:18Speaker 3: Yeah, they have nine sacks.
- 8:19Speaker 2: They have nine sacks.
- 8:20Speaker 4: No, no, no.
- 8:20Speaker 2: They have eight.
- 8:23Speaker 5: Eight.
- 8:23Speaker 3: They have eight sacks. Okay, they have eight sacks this year.
- 8:25Speaker 3: Eight sacks.
- 8:26Speaker 2: How many times was Bo Nix sacked in week one?
- 8:29Speaker 3: Four.
- 8:30Speaker 1: Four.
- 8:31Speaker 4: They've had only four sacks?
- 8:32Speaker 3: They've had four sacks since week one? Since week one. Yikes.
- 8:38Speaker 4: Hmm.
- 8:39Speaker 3: I'm telling you, Moj.
- 8:41Speaker 4: I'm already confident. Are you with me?
- 8:42Speaker 2: I'm already confident. You can't keep throwing these things at me.
- 8:45Speaker 2: I can't be more confident than I feel right now.
- 8:47Speaker 3: Vic, what's your hang up? Do you leave your confidence
- 8:50Speaker 3: up on Camel Hair Mountain? Did the copter heli take it?
- 8:56Speaker 3: I don't have.
- 8:57Speaker 4: Listen, I agree with you guys. I think the Denver
- 8:59Speaker 4: Broncos should win this game, but I'm never like Moser
- 9:03Speaker 4: confident where I'm guaranteeing dubs against division rivals. I don't
- 9:06Speaker 4: do that. I know better.
- 9:08Speaker 3: Big time win.
- 9:09Speaker 2: Lay out a case for me.
- 9:12Speaker 3: You lay out a case for me where Kansas City
- 9:15Speaker 3: comes in here and.
- 9:17Speaker 2: Kenneth Walker runs for 170 yards.
- 9:18Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 9:19Speaker 3: Okay. That ain't going to happen. I'm telling you, I agree, yes.
- 9:24Speaker 3: The answer to that, Brett, is yes. But that ain't
- 9:26Speaker 3: going to happen.
- 9:27Speaker 4: You could say that too, but I never thought what
- 9:29Speaker 4: I saw in the opener would ever happen either. It
- 9:32Speaker 4: didn't happen. So when you say that that's not going
- 9:36Speaker 4: to happen, that's dumb to think that way. Anything can happen.
- 9:41Speaker 6: It is.
- 9:42Speaker 3: I mean, okay.
- 9:44Speaker 2: What Mosher's talking about, though.
- 9:45Speaker 3: Call me whatever you want to call me. That's fine.
- 9:48Speaker 3: Call me dumb. I don't even care. I just feel
- 9:50Speaker 3: really good about this.
- 9:51Speaker 4: Well, so do I. You're asking me how I feel
- 9:54Speaker 4: about it. You know how I feel. I'm always cautiously optimistic.
- 9:57Speaker 4: I would tell you if I did. What did I
- 9:59Speaker 4: tell you? about the first go around against Kansas City?
- 10:02Speaker 4: What did I say on the radio that week? I
- 10:06Speaker 4: don't remember.
- 10:06Speaker 3: No, of course I don't remember.
- 10:08Speaker 4: I don't remember what I said that week. I said
- 10:10Speaker 4: this one's going to be a tough one for the Broncos. Remember,
- 10:12Speaker 4: you guys kept saying my home's first one back. And
- 10:15Speaker 4: I said, no, it's going to be a tough one.
- 10:16Speaker 4: I'm telling you, I wouldn't be surprised if they lost
- 10:18Speaker 4: this game.
- 10:19Speaker 3: OK, OK.
- 10:20Speaker 4: So I told you how I feel about that one.
- 10:22Speaker 4: How I feel about this one? I feel good about
- 10:24Speaker 4: the Broncos. I feel different than I did the first go-around.
- 10:27Speaker 4: Because I believe that there's no way they can tackle
- 10:30Speaker 4: as poorly as they did the first go-around.
- 10:33Speaker 3: Okay.
- 10:33Speaker 2: That's an impossibility.
- 10:35Speaker 3: No.
- 10:35Speaker 4: Now, could the Chiefs mix things up and find a
- 10:38Speaker 4: way to win?
- 10:39Speaker 3: Of course.
- 10:40Speaker 4: Of course they could. But I feel good about the
- 10:42Speaker 4: Denver Broncos Sunday. And I think if they win this game,
- 10:46Speaker 4: the AFC West, I mean, it's right in their hands.
- 10:51Speaker 3: What's interesting about the defense of Kansas City, it's actually
- 10:54Speaker 3: pretty good. I mean, it really is pretty good. Maybe
- 10:59Speaker 3: the pass defense, the run defense is pretty dang good.
- 11:02Speaker 3: But one thing that they don't do overall, I mean, well,
- 11:07Speaker 3: they're in the middle of the pack, but they don't
- 11:10Speaker 3: give up points. The Kansas City Chiefs are second in
- 11:14Speaker 3: the National Football League in points per game given up.
- 11:17Speaker 3: And I'm telling you, Minnesota's number one, clearly. They give
- 11:22Speaker 3: up 12.3 per game, which is insane. Kansas City's right
- 11:26Speaker 3: there at number two at 17.2. They give up yards now.
- 11:30Speaker 3: They give up yards. Pretty dang good against the run,
- 11:32Speaker 3: but they don't give up points. So, look, if you're
- 11:35Speaker 3: the Denver Broncos, this may be an under game. Score
- 11:38Speaker 3: 20 points, you win the football game.
- 11:40Speaker 4: Agreed.
- 11:40Speaker 3: Score 20 and you win. Score 20, you win.
- 11:46Speaker 2: The Chiefs will not put up 20 points again on
- 11:50Speaker 2: this Broncos defense. Because the Broncos defense will tackle.
- 11:53Speaker 3: What am I missing, Vic? Tell me what I'm missing
- 11:54Speaker 3: about what Kansas City is bringing to the party that,
- 11:58Speaker 3: I mean, when I lay things out, I can't believe
- 12:02Speaker 3: the Denver Broncos are a home dog. I just can't
- 12:04Speaker 3: believe it. They're 16-1 in their last 17 home games.
- 12:10Speaker 3: What are they dating back to? It is surprising. 24-3
- 12:12Speaker 3: in the last whatever it is?
- 12:14Speaker 2: Something like 21-4 in the last 25 games.
- 12:16Speaker 4: I mean, come on, man.
- 12:17Speaker 3: What are we doing?
- 12:18Speaker 4: It doesn't bother me like it bothers you. I mean, Vegas,
- 12:23Speaker 4: whatever the odds are from Vegas doesn't matter.
- 12:25Speaker 3: Well, just the betting public is stupid.
- 12:30Speaker 4: You know what?
- 12:31Speaker 3: I don't want to do.
- 12:31Speaker 2: I'm bothered that you're not bothered.
- 12:33Speaker 3: Yeah. How's that? I want to lay this down so bad,
- 12:37Speaker 3: but I'm... If I lay it down and something funky happens, like,
- 12:41Speaker 3: you know, Bo Nix throws two pick sixes or something
- 12:44Speaker 3: like that, everybody's going to go, oh, Moe, you laid
- 12:46Speaker 3: it down. And look what happened. They got laid down.
- 12:53Speaker 4: What?
- 12:54Speaker 3: You know, people will be whining and moaning. You laid
- 12:56Speaker 3: it down. Why did you have to lay it down?
- 12:59Speaker 3: That is a dub.
- 13:00Speaker 2: You and Vic hang around some pretty interesting people who
- 13:05Speaker 2: are naysayers of yours. And Vic's guys are.
- 13:14Speaker 3: Whatever those guys are.
- 13:15Speaker 4: And then, Brett, yours are....
- 13:20Speaker 3: No, people are always saying.
- 13:22Speaker 4: On the count of three, let's all do our voices
- 13:24Speaker 4: of the people we just can't stand.
- 13:25Speaker 2: All right.
- 13:26Speaker 4: Ready? One, two... Three.
- 13:29Speaker 3: Lay down. Lay down. Lay down. That's gross. That's just awful.
- 13:39Speaker 2: My guy is the worst. Actually, what happened in the
- 13:45Speaker 2: game when you saved it?
- 13:47Speaker 3: You know what? That reminds me of somebody. It's your face.
- 13:55Speaker 3: Your face made a weird face.
- 13:57Speaker 2: All right, so we get to lay it down here
- 13:59Speaker 2: in just a couple minutes. David Adelman will join Ph.D.
- 14:02Speaker 2: at 120 this morning. Back after this.
- 14:06Speaker 6: If you've been to a 7-Eleven and they're out of burritos,
- 14:09Speaker 6: you can thank Mark Mosier. How do you trust a
- 14:12Speaker 6: man whose favorite restaurant is 7-Eleven? Why would Colorado trust
- 14:17Speaker 6: the man who leaves half-eaten burritos in our altitude studios?
- 14:21Speaker 2: He even put ketchup on a hot dog.
- 14:23Speaker 6: You've got to be kidding me.
- 14:24Speaker 4: Mark Mosier.
- 14:26Speaker 6: Bad culinary choices.
- 14:27Speaker 3: Bad for Colorado.
- 14:29Speaker 6: Vote no on Mosier and gas station burritos. I'm Dan
- 14:33Speaker 6: Tanner and I approve this message.
- 14:39Speaker 3: Gotta leave town, got another appointment.
- 14:42Speaker 2: To Bud Light Football Friday. Bud Light, the official beer
- 14:45Speaker 2: sponsor of the Denver Broncos. Let's just get right to it.
- 14:48Speaker 2: We do this every Friday.
- 14:49Speaker 4: Apparently these Mosher political attack ads are a hit.
- 14:52Speaker 3: I like them.
- 14:54Speaker 4: They're a hit. Everybody loves them. Mosher, never run for
- 14:58Speaker 4: political office.
- 14:59Speaker 3: Fine with me. I've got some coming my own way.
- 15:03Speaker 3: So stay tuned.
- 15:05Speaker 2: Nelly, could you pull up one of the attack ads?
- 15:07Speaker 2: Can we just hear one of them? in case people
- 15:10Speaker 2: tuned away during a break and didn't catch him. So
- 15:12Speaker 2: you shouldn't do that, by the way. Listen during the breaks.
- 15:14Speaker 2: You'll hear some of these. But let's just give you
- 15:16Speaker 2: a taste of one if you guys have missed them
- 15:19Speaker 2: so far today.
- 15:21Speaker 7: How can you trust a man who eats 7-Eleven burritos
- 15:25Speaker 7: and Pop-Tarts with Diet Cokes every morning? Do not trust
- 15:29Speaker 7: Mark Mosier. Do not trust him with your children. Vote
- 15:33Speaker 7: no to Mark Mosier and vote yes to your children's health.
- 15:36Speaker 2: I'm Brett Koehn.
- 15:40Speaker 3: It may be true, but that doesn't mean I'm going
- 15:42Speaker 3: to be a bad influence on children.
- 15:43Speaker 2: It sounds so sinister.
- 15:45Speaker 3: It kind of does. It's the music that makes it bad.
- 15:48Speaker 4: Vote yes to your children's health.
- 15:50Speaker 2: Vote yes to your children's health. Vote no for Mosher.
- 15:53Speaker 2: So Mosher says he's got some of these coming back
- 15:55Speaker 2: to us, so we'll see.
- 15:57Speaker 3: So listen during the.
- 15:57Speaker 2: Break, you'll hear some of those. Mosher, we got the
- 16:01Speaker 2: game with Mosher. He has his lay it down where
- 16:03Speaker 2: he picks four games over the football weekend. And if
- 16:06Speaker 2: he goes at least 500, he gets his music back.
- 16:10Speaker 2: His music is lay it down by rat. If he
- 16:13Speaker 2: doesn't hit that number, we choose his music that he
- 16:16Speaker 2: must do with the same enthusiasm as he does with
- 16:19Speaker 2: his own music. So we do a recap to see
- 16:21Speaker 2: what happened last week.
- 16:23Speaker 3: Let's see. SMU is playing host to Cal. These Cal
- 16:26Speaker 3: Bears are dog butt bad. And SMU is pretty damn good.
- 16:31Speaker 3: I'm taking the stangs at home minus 19 and a
- 16:33Speaker 3: half over dog butt Cal all day and all night.
- 16:36Speaker 3: So I'm going to nearly crank it up. Lay it
- 16:38Speaker 3: down now.
- 16:39Speaker 5: Lay it, lay it down.
- 16:42Speaker 3: Wisconsin is not good. Wisconsin's at home. They're in Madison.
- 16:46Speaker 3: But look, man, USC's coming off a bye week. Lincoln
- 16:49Speaker 3: Riley says his boys are as fired up as he's
- 16:52Speaker 3: ever seen them. Give me the Trojans on the road
- 16:54Speaker 3: laying three at Madison against the Badges.
- 16:57Speaker 2: The San Francisco 49ers have had four sacks.
- 17:04Speaker 3: In back-to-back weeks. So the Niners are a road favorite.
- 17:08Speaker 3: Minus three and a half at Atlanta this weekend. Niners
- 17:11Speaker 3: minus three and a half on the road at Atlanta.
- 17:14Speaker 3: Give it to me. Horn me. Horn me up. Yeah,
- 17:18Speaker 3: you hit him all the way. Lay it, lay it down.
- 17:20Speaker 3: All right, Vikings minus six against Indy. Their defense is
- 17:27Speaker 3: frigging awesome. They have the league's best pass rush, believe
- 17:29Speaker 3: it or not. They are going to stick it to
- 17:31Speaker 3: Danny Pennies like he ain't never gotten stick it to.
- 17:34Speaker 3: Vikings have won 10 straight games, you know that? Minus
- 17:36Speaker 3: six at home against Indy.
- 17:37Speaker 4: Lay, lay, lay it down.
- 17:39Speaker 3: Lay it down all day. Jones. Intercepted. Harrison Smith picks
- 17:46Speaker 3: it off. And that will do it.
- 17:53Speaker 6: 16-10 the final.
- 17:54Speaker 4: The Vikings over the Colts.
- 17:57Speaker 3: That was a push. That's a push.
- 17:59Speaker 2: In lay it down history, we had the push. which means, Moj,
- 18:04Speaker 2: you went one, two, and one at my check. That
- 18:08Speaker 2: is sub 500.
- 18:09Speaker 3: How did USC get kicked? Why do I believe Lincoln Riley?
- 18:14Speaker 3: I read all of his quotes. Our boys are firing up.
- 18:17Speaker 3: We had a phenomenal bye week. Great week of practice
- 18:20Speaker 3: coming back. Everything's been great. I mean, Wisconsin just got
- 18:25Speaker 3: kicked by UCLA the previous week.
- 18:27Speaker 4: Put your clown shoes on, clown.
- 18:30Speaker 2: All right, let's all lick our fingers. Let's go.
- 18:33Speaker 4: Here we go.
- 18:35Speaker 3: I gotta lick my tongue. All right, let's go.
- 18:42Speaker 4: God, my fingers taste terrible.
- 18:45Speaker 3: You gotta ride the hot hand, which is what I'm
- 18:47Speaker 3: going to do. SMU.
- 18:48Speaker 4: You know what?
- 18:49Speaker 3: I think SMU's the real deal.
- 18:56Speaker 4: Get the cracking sound in there, too. Please.
- 19:00Speaker 3: All right, I think SMU's the real deal. Kevin Jennings.
- 19:04Speaker 3: Do you realize that he's already set a school record
- 19:06Speaker 3: for touchdown passes with 74? They put 59 points on
- 19:14Speaker 3: the Cal Bears. Syracuse lost four straight ACC games before
- 19:19Speaker 3: they finally got a win against Carolina. That doesn't matter
- 19:23Speaker 3: to me. SMU is minus 9.5 on the road at
- 19:26Speaker 3: the Orange, and they are going to stomp inside that
- 19:29Speaker 3: carrier dome. So give me SMU minus nine and a
- 19:33Speaker 3: half and lay it down all day. Lay it down.
- 19:40Speaker 3: All right, Cincinnati. Coming off a huge win against Texas Tech.
- 19:46Speaker 3: Do you realize the Bearcats are... the number eight rushing
- 19:51Speaker 3: offense in the entire nation? They're top 20 overall offensively
- 19:56Speaker 3: at 455.3 yards per game. They're also number eight in
- 20:01Speaker 3: rushing defense, giving up just 88 per game.
- 20:04Speaker 4: Clowns. Yeah.
- 20:05Speaker 3: Their running back, Cole Tabb, is the reigning Big 12
- 20:08Speaker 3: Offensive Player of the Week. He rushed for $ 1. 74, and
- 20:11Speaker 3: the Bearcats are getting six and a half at home
- 20:15Speaker 3: against whom?
- 20:18Speaker 4: Sweet stats, clown. Okay.
- 20:21Speaker 3: They're getting... They're getting... six and a half at home
- 20:23Speaker 3: against Utah. I think this is the, this might be
- 20:27Speaker 3: the week that Utah gets upset. Certainly this is the
- 20:30Speaker 3: week that Cincinnati keeps it tight against the running Utes
- 20:33Speaker 3: of Utah. So give me a bear cats plus six
- 20:35Speaker 3: and a half at home. And let's hope to God
- 20:37Speaker 3: they went straight up. I'm a clown.
- 20:43Speaker 4: I amuse you.
- 20:43Speaker 3: Okay. You know, this is, this is a lot less
- 20:50Speaker 3: fun for me when I'm getting my butt kicked. I
- 20:53Speaker 3: don't enjoy it nearly as much when I'm sucking.
- 20:57Speaker 4: You know, Moshe, you go too deeply into this stuff.
- 21:00Speaker 4: Just make your damn picks. I don't care about your backdrop.
- 21:04Speaker 4: I don't care about your stats.
- 21:06Speaker 3: Buffalo Bills coming off a bye week. Home against Baltimore.
- 21:10Speaker 3: Minus three and a half. They had two straight road
- 21:12Speaker 3: wins against the Rams and the Raiders before they went
- 21:16Speaker 3: to their bye week.
- 21:17Speaker 4: They're rested.
- 21:18Speaker 3: By the way, last thing. Arrested teams with a home
- 21:20Speaker 3: field are 12-3 versus the spread in the last 15
- 21:24Speaker 3: scenarios like that. I'll take Buffalo minus 3.5 at home
- 21:27Speaker 3: against Baltimore. So lay, lay, lay it down.
- 21:29Speaker 6: Lay it down.
- 21:33Speaker 3: Lay it down.
- 21:34Speaker 4: You stupid.
- 21:38Speaker 3: Why does that make you laugh so much?
- 21:39Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 21:40Speaker 2: Just silly kid noises.
- 21:44Speaker 4: All right, finally.
- 21:45Speaker 3: God, I want to take the Broncos so bad at home, Vic.
- 21:47Speaker 3: I want it bad. Give me the Brett Coyne lock
- 21:52Speaker 3: of the week here.
- 21:54Speaker 2: Oh, Brett Coyne lock of the week? I don't have
- 21:55Speaker 2: that yet. I had too much fun.
- 21:57Speaker 3: You're playing too many clown sounds?
- 21:59Speaker 6: Is that it?
- 22:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 22:01Speaker 3: Okay. I'm going to stay off the Broncos, but I
- 22:05Speaker 3: get to own the Broncos when they do win. I
- 22:07Speaker 3: get to own that. But I'll take Washington and Philadelphia.
- 22:12Speaker 3: Neither team can score the football. Philadelphia is obviously Jalen
- 22:16Speaker 3: Hurts is out for the season. I hope he gets healthy.
- 22:20Speaker 3: But this Tanner McKee kid at quarterback stinks.
- 22:22Speaker 4: He's awful.
- 22:24Speaker 3: Basically, just take the under in that game. It's 41
- 22:26Speaker 3: and a half. This is for entertainment purposes only. 41
- 22:29Speaker 3: and a half. I'll take the under. Neither team is
- 22:32Speaker 3: going to score.
- 22:34Speaker 4: And that's funny about this. You do all this research.
- 22:37Speaker 4: Lay it down. Lay it down. Lay it down. Woo!
- 22:43Speaker 4: At the end of the day, every week.
- 22:45Speaker 3: What is that called?
- 22:46Speaker 4: We get the clown music.
- 22:47Speaker 2: What is that thing called?
- 22:49Speaker 5: Slide whistle.
- 22:50Speaker 3: Slide whistle.
- 22:51Speaker 5: I will say, though, Vic, this is the first time
- 22:52Speaker 5: in lay-it-down history that Moj got clowned in back-to-back weeks. Usually,
- 22:56Speaker 5: the clown music would light a fire under his butt,
- 22:58Speaker 5: and he would get right the next week.
- 23:00Speaker 2: Kevin Shockey. Kevin Shockey. Use the expense account. Buy us
- 23:04Speaker 2: a slide whistle. I want to use this during the segment.
- 23:09Speaker 3: I just cannot believe that.
- 23:13Speaker 3: That USC got trounced the way they did. That was stupid.
- 23:16Speaker 3: And what was the other one I lost?
- 23:18Speaker 2: Why does that surprise you? Lincoln Riley has given you
- 23:20Speaker 2: no reason to trust him at USC.
- 23:23Speaker 4: It's a fraud.
- 23:24Speaker 3: Why do I believe him? Why do I believe Lincoln Riley?
- 23:27Speaker 3: I should never believe him again. He's probably going to
- 23:29Speaker 3: get gassed, which is crazy. Listen, you take a team
- 23:33Speaker 3: that's dominant in the Pac-12, and you move them to
- 23:38Speaker 3: the Big Ten, and I'm surprised when they get kicked?
- 23:42Speaker 3: It's ridiculous. Those Pac-12 jumpers are all idiots.
- 23:47Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 23:48Speaker 3: You wanted a free ride to the college football playoff. Well,
- 23:51Speaker 3: you had it. And you went for some money, and
- 23:54Speaker 3: now Ohio State's going to beat the living snot out
- 23:56Speaker 3: of you. It's a joke.
- 23:59Speaker 2: Around the NFL this weekend, by the way, big matchup,
- 24:03Speaker 2: early game on Sunday. It's going to be Baltimore and Buffalo.
- 24:06Speaker 2: And this is like MVPs. Lamar Jackson's supposed to be back,
- 24:09Speaker 2: so him versus Josh Allen.
- 24:11Speaker 3: He's going to be back.
- 24:13Speaker 4: But.
- 24:14Speaker 3: You talk about points. Points are going to be plentiful
- 24:18Speaker 3: in that game. Plentiful.
- 24:20Speaker 2: Honestly, the best matchup of the weekend of just offense
- 24:23Speaker 2: versus defense. Who wins between Detroit's offense and Minnesota's defense?
- 24:31Speaker 4: That's going to be fun to watch.
- 24:32Speaker 3: The Vikings give up 12 points per game. The Lions
- 24:35Speaker 3: score like 35 a game.
- 24:37Speaker 4: Where is that game being played?
- 24:38Speaker 3: Detroit.
- 24:40Speaker 4: That's going to be fun to watch.
- 24:43Speaker 3: Vic, they scored 20 points last week, did the Detroit Lions.
- 24:48Speaker 3: Here's what they've done. How was Goff against the Blitz?
- 24:51Speaker 4: 31.
- 24:51Speaker 3: 31. 31, 26, 45. I mean, they... Goff's.
- 24:54Speaker 2: Number one in the league against the Blitz this year.
- 24:57Speaker 4: Okay.
- 24:58Speaker 2: This year.
- 24:58Speaker 4: Well, then, okay. Yeah, give me Detroit putting 28 on them.
- 25:04Speaker 2: That's going to be the weird thing, man. Like, Brian Flores,
- 25:09Speaker 2: is he still in the NFL lawsuit thing, or is
- 25:12Speaker 2: that over?
- 25:13Speaker 4: I think they're still in it.
- 25:15Speaker 2: Can he get a head coaching job while he's suing
- 25:17Speaker 2: the league that he's working for? Is that a thing?
- 25:19Speaker 4: I don't know how that works.
- 25:21Speaker 2: He should be a head coach. If him and Vance
- 25:23Speaker 2: Joseph don't get jobs next year, it's a crime.
- 25:26Speaker 3: I completely agree.
- 25:29Speaker 2: I told you guys this. Do you know how often
- 25:31Speaker 2: he blitzes? It's like 68.5% of the snaps.
- 25:34Speaker 4: Is a blitz. It's when he doesn't blitz.
- 25:38Speaker 2: How are you sustainable on defense? How do your corners
- 25:41Speaker 2: not get beat?
- 25:42Speaker 3: Just occasionally.
- 25:44Speaker 4: Because you line change a lot of players. You line
- 25:46Speaker 4: change guys. The beauty of the Broncos defense, as I
- 25:49Speaker 4: watch it closely now, is just how they mask so
- 25:51Speaker 4: many different defenses, man. We are in the era of masking, right?
- 25:55Speaker 4: You show something, then you fall back into something else.
- 25:58Speaker 4: And they do it all the time. You know the
- 26:00Speaker 4: order and organization you have to have to pull that off,
- 26:02Speaker 4: the chemistry you have to have? That's where that lack
- 26:05Speaker 4: of turnover comes into play. That's where that retention rate,
- 26:08Speaker 4: playing with this guy on the side of me, I
- 26:10Speaker 4: know this guy. I know what he's going to do.
- 26:11Speaker 4: I mean, that's a huge deal for defenses. You have
- 26:14Speaker 4: to trust your teammates there. When they picked off Sam Darnold,
- 26:20Speaker 4: that last pick, that was showing one thing and moving
- 26:23Speaker 4: to another.
- 26:24Speaker 3: Yep.
- 26:25Speaker 2: Just fooling them. Um, so with that, we got a
- 26:28Speaker 2: game tonight, Nuggets and Suns. So let's do this.
- 26:31Speaker 3: Do whatever it takes to win.
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- 26:46Speaker 3: Here's Mosher, Lombardi, and Kane.
- 26:49Speaker 2: Game tonight, eight o'clock right here. Altitude Sports Radio, 92.5
- 26:52Speaker 2: Nuggets and Suns, Vic.
- 26:54Speaker 4: You know what tonight is? It is game one for
- 26:56Speaker 4: the Nuggets of the NBA Cup.
- 27:00Speaker 3: You know, Vic, I saw that, and I knew you
- 27:02Speaker 3: were going to mention it, and I hate your guts
- 27:03Speaker 3: for it. Nobody cares about the NBA Cup. It's fake.
- 27:08Speaker 4: It's made up.
- 27:09Speaker 3: It doesn't mean anything.
- 27:09Speaker 4: The court's going to look different.
- 27:11Speaker 3: Who cares?
- 27:11Speaker 4: The court's going to look different. It's going to look different,
- 27:15Speaker 4: and just for that reason alone, the game's going to
- 27:18Speaker 4: be different. It's the NBA Cup.
- 27:22Speaker 3: Vic, I don't know why this bothers me so much.
- 27:25Speaker 3: I just don't like the fakeness of it all. It
- 27:29Speaker 3: doesn't mean anything. Nobody cares about the NBA Cup. The
- 27:34Speaker 3: players don't care about the NBA Cup.
- 27:39Speaker 2: You don't know that.
- 27:40Speaker 3: I do know that.
- 27:41Speaker 2: This is keys to the game. This isn't Mosier not
- 27:45Speaker 2: liking the NBA Cup.
- 27:47Speaker 4: Are you done, Mosier?
- 27:48Speaker 3: I hate the NBA Cup.
- 27:52Speaker 4: Game one of the NBA Cup. The Nuggets have never
- 27:56Speaker 4: gotten out of the first round of the NBA Cup,
- 27:58Speaker 4: mind you. Tonight, the key to the game is going
- 28:00Speaker 4: to be rebounding, much like it was in New Orleans.
- 28:02Speaker 4: You win the boards, you get into transition, you handle
- 28:06Speaker 4: the game. So win the rebounding. And I think it's
- 28:08Speaker 4: easier to rebound when you have another big fella on
- 28:11Speaker 4: the court with you. If Cam Johnson doesn't go tonight,
- 28:14Speaker 4: and he's listed as questionable, if he doesn't go tonight,
- 28:17Speaker 4: I think Trevor Brazile is going to start again, and
- 28:20Speaker 4: I love the rebounding and presence he brings. So win
- 28:23Speaker 4: the rebounding battle.
- 28:24Speaker 2: I like it. Keys to the game, brought to you
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- 28:37Speaker 2: 8 o'clock. By the way, pregame, brought to you by
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- 28:44Speaker 4: I like.
- 28:46Speaker 3: I like.
- 28:49Speaker 2: That Trevin Brazil is in the starting lineup. I think
- 28:54Speaker 2: he's like, it's not a bodyguard. What is it, a
- 28:58Speaker 2: henchman in like a movie that just stands close to?
- 29:01Speaker 3: It's interesting because Jared Bettener the other night said, I
- 29:04Speaker 3: put Sam Malinsky with Brent Burns because Burns, he can
- 29:08Speaker 3: help him out in terms of defensive playing and he
- 29:11Speaker 3: communicates very well on the ice and he can help
- 29:13Speaker 3: Burns out with his legs. And so, you know, he's like,
- 29:17Speaker 3: I put them together and it worked. So I think
- 29:20Speaker 3: the same kind of thing is going on here with
- 29:21Speaker 3: Joker in Brazil. But is it possible, Vic, and this
- 29:25Speaker 3: is just a small sample size, but is it possible
- 29:29Speaker 3: that in this combination with Cam being out and this
- 29:31Speaker 3: kid now starting, did they stumble into something bass-ackwards into
- 29:35Speaker 3: something that's really kind of cool and could really kind
- 29:38Speaker 3: of work for like a really long time? Is it possible?
- 29:43Speaker 2: I think so. You're asking Vic. I don't think Vic
- 29:46Speaker 2: was listening to you, and that's why he's looking at us.
- 29:48Speaker 2: Is that the truth?
- 29:50Speaker 4: Don't know what you said.
- 29:51Speaker 3: I don't think it is! I said, is it possible
- 29:55Speaker 3: that the Denver Nuggets have stumbled bass-ackwards into something That
- 29:59Speaker 3: can work really well for a really long time with
- 30:01Speaker 3: this whole Brazil next to Joker thing.
- 30:03Speaker 4: Well, that's the beauty. I mean, David Edelman talks about
- 30:05Speaker 4: the beauty of opportunity. When guys get injured, you never
- 30:07Speaker 4: want to see injuries, but you never know what you
- 30:09Speaker 4: have until you try it, right? We didn't know what
- 30:11Speaker 4: we had in Trevin Brazil. Had no idea. So got
- 30:16Speaker 4: a chance to play him. Let's see if he continues
- 30:18Speaker 4: playing confidently. The reserves will come back eventually, by the way.
- 30:22Speaker 4: Alpha Diallo, I'm not sure he may be available here
- 30:26Speaker 4: either tonight or the next game. He may be available
- 30:28Speaker 4: back in the lineup. You're going to have some better
- 30:30Speaker 4: defenders back soon, so maybe the defense shores up by
- 30:34Speaker 4: mere personnel additions.
- 30:36Speaker 2: Let me present, by the way, just quickly, Moj, a
- 30:38Speaker 2: bit of information that might surprise you. Can you tell
- 30:42Speaker 2: me what the matchup was in the Emirates NBA Cup
- 30:46Speaker 2: last year?
- 30:46Speaker 3: No, I don't care.
- 30:47Speaker 2: The final championship round?
- 30:49Speaker 3: No, I have no idea, and I don't give a
- 30:51Speaker 3: rat's rip.
- 30:51Speaker 2: It was the Knicks and the Spurs.
- 30:54Speaker 3: Oh, it ended up being the NBA final.
- 30:56Speaker 2: And the Knicks won.
- 30:57Speaker 4: How about that?
- 30:59Speaker 3: I don't care.
- 31:00Speaker 2: They won two titles in the same year. How about that, Moshe?
- 31:06Speaker 4: Do you have a hand? I do.
- 31:08Speaker 3: How many?
- 31:08Speaker 2: I had two of them.
- 31:09Speaker 3: Choose.
- 31:11Speaker 4: Left.
- 31:12Speaker 3: Good.
- 31:12Speaker 4: So, Moshe, are you saying you're not going to watch
- 31:15Speaker 4: the Nuggets game tonight because the court looks different?
- 31:17Speaker 3: No, I'm going to be playing poker up at Bally's. Remember,
- 31:20Speaker 3: I'm hosting the big tournament at 7 o'clock. Come take
- 31:22Speaker 3: my money. So you're not going to have the game on?
- 31:24Speaker 3: I'll see you at Bally's Poker Room. By the way,
- 31:25Speaker 3: Bally's Poker Room is killer. It's a great poker room.
- 31:28Speaker 3: I'll see you there. No, the game will be on.
- 31:29Speaker 3: I'll be watching, but I'll be concentrating on my cards
- 31:33Speaker 3: to try and win. So it's a huge tournament. It's
- 31:35Speaker 3: going to be a heck of a lot of fun.
- 31:36Speaker 3: Come up and play with me.
- 31:38Speaker 2: You said that was 6 o'clock. And if you knock
- 31:40Speaker 2: out Mosher, there's a bounty on his head that involves
- 31:44Speaker 2: tickets and a whole bunch of stuff.
- 31:45Speaker 3: Tickets and sticks, prizes.
- 31:47Speaker 4: Mosher will be easy to identify. He'll be wearing the
- 31:50Speaker 4: clown shoes.
- 31:52Speaker 2: Wait a minute, this will tell me a lot about you.
- 31:54Speaker 2: Do you wear your sunglasses when you're at the table?
- 31:56Speaker 4: I do not.
- 31:57Speaker 3: Okay, good.
- 31:58Speaker 2: You struck me as maybe a sunglasses guy at the table.
- 32:00Speaker 3: I have, but that's only when I forgot my regular
- 32:03Speaker 3: glasses because my sunglasses are also prescription. And so to
- 32:07Speaker 3: be able to see the other, okay.
- 32:11Speaker 2: You want to hide your cards? You can't do this
- 32:14Speaker 2: while you're hiding your cards.
- 32:16Speaker 3: You can be like Bert and Oli like this.
- 32:18Speaker 4: Brett, give me the obnoxious jalopy horn, please.
- 32:21Speaker 2: I don't have it anymore.
- 32:22Speaker 4: That's my favorite. That's Nellie's. Nellie, give me obnoxious jalopy.
- 32:28Speaker 3: All right.
- 32:29Speaker 2: We've got Drunk Stakes coming up here in just a
- 32:32Speaker 2: couple of minutes on this Bud Light Football Friday back
- 32:34Speaker 2: after this. There's no way that's real. There's no way
- 32:38Speaker 2: that's a real thing that just happened. You know what
- 32:40Speaker 2: Nellie just told me before we went on the air, Vic,
- 32:42Speaker 2: on this Bud Light Football Friday? Mosher's laid down. He
- 32:48Speaker 2: didn't get his music, right? So he played the clown
- 32:50Speaker 2: music as he made his picks. Nelly just said, Mosher
- 32:53Speaker 2: was blasting at full volume, lay it down on his phone, walking.
- 32:57Speaker 4: Through the hallway.
- 32:59Speaker 2: He had such a crackhead's itch on not hearing his song. Copyright, copyright.
- 33:07Speaker 2: He had such a crackhead itch on not having his
- 33:12Speaker 2: song heard that he had to hear it. That's an
- 33:15Speaker 2: addiction to music, by the way.
- 33:18Speaker 4: It's an addiction. Clown.
- 33:21Speaker 2: If I said, hey, Nelly, I really want to hear
- 33:25Speaker 2: Hall & Oates, and you didn't let me hear Hall
- 33:28Speaker 2: & Oates, and I had to go out in the
- 33:30Speaker 2: hallway and blast Rich Girl just so I could stop
- 33:36Speaker 2: the shakes.
- 33:38Speaker 4: No, I get it.
- 33:38Speaker 5: You're Tyrone Biggums, right? You're going, y'all got any more
- 33:41Speaker 5: of those lay-it-downs?
- 33:44Speaker 3: I need my fix.
- 33:46Speaker 2: You guys got that rat? Uh, Dave, is anthrax bad?
- 33:59Speaker 3: You know what you've done today?
- 34:01Speaker 4: Me?
- 34:02Speaker 3: You've made yourself laugh all show long.
- 34:04Speaker 4: A funny guy.
- 34:04Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you.
- 34:05Speaker 4: You really have. I mean, it's a weird deal. You
- 34:06Speaker 4: just made yourself laugh. Nobody else.
- 34:08Speaker 3: You haven't made anybody else laugh all day.
- 34:09Speaker 4: I mean, from the cracking of the bones.
- 34:11Speaker 2: Totally disagree.
- 34:12Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
- 34:13Speaker 2: Did I love that? That was great. That got my
- 34:15Speaker 2: morning going.
- 34:18Speaker 5: Yeah, what does it sound like when you get your straw?
- 34:20Speaker 4: Hang on a second. We'll do that in.
- 34:25Speaker 2: A second.
- 34:25Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 34:25Speaker 2: Straw pole, 303-504-0925. Was the bone-cracking bit with Travis Kelsey funny?
- 34:31Speaker 2: If you guys missed it, I'll just give you a
- 34:33Speaker 2: little bit of what it sounded like earlier. This is
- 34:35Speaker 2: my impression of Travis Kelsey getting out of bed in
- 34:38Speaker 2: the morning.
- 34:39Speaker 4: All right, you ready?
- 34:39Speaker 2: He just puts his feet down. He's, yeah, I just
- 34:42Speaker 2: got to take a walk over to the bathroom.
- 34:43Speaker 4: Ah! Hang on, Taylor.
- 34:52Speaker 2: Taylor, come over here. Give me a smooch real quick.
- 34:54Speaker 3: Give me a kiss. It's mildly amusing. It's not belly
- 35:04Speaker 3: laugh funny.
- 35:05Speaker 4: Hang on.
- 35:05Speaker 2: I'm going to turn on the shower. I've got to
- 35:07Speaker 2: get a quick shower here in the morning.
- 35:08Speaker 4: Here we go. Oh, God. I think it's great.
- 35:17Speaker 2: I think it's great.
- 35:18Speaker 4: I'm a professional broadcaster. Yeah. I don't partake in sophomoric behavior.
- 35:24Speaker 3: No, no, no. He who travels with wigs and fake teeth.
- 35:27Speaker 2: This is the man who just said, I'm so mad
- 35:29Speaker 2: I forgot my teeth.
- 35:34Speaker 5: Brett, it's only funny because of how funny you think
- 35:36Speaker 5: it is.
- 35:38Speaker 2: I'm just having a good time.
- 35:38Speaker 5: It's not funny, but you're dying over there.
- 35:40Speaker 2: I'm having fun.
- 35:41Speaker 3: I don't know what you guys want from me. Let's
- 35:42Speaker 3: get some final thoughts here. Let's get away from your
- 35:45Speaker 3: back cracking.
- 35:46Speaker 1: Okay.
- 35:47Speaker 3: Okay. Number one, hey, whatever happened to Suns and Fourguide?
- 35:50Speaker 3: Where's that guy nowadays? Where's he?
- 35:52Speaker 4: He lives in Denver.
- 35:53Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 35:53Speaker 4: Remember, he's a Denver resident.
- 35:55Speaker 3: Yeah, where is that guy now?
- 35:56Speaker 4: Do you know how popular he became here? He, when
- 35:59Speaker 4: the Suns beat the Nuggets and eliminated them, he went
- 36:04Speaker 4: to the Super Bowl that year and he held a party.
- 36:07Speaker 4: And Suns, I believe the Super Bowl was in Phoenix
- 36:10Speaker 4: that year. He held a party.
- 36:12Speaker 3: Then what happened?
- 36:14Speaker 4: Well, then they started sucking.
- 36:15Speaker 3: What did the Nuggets do? What?
- 36:17Speaker 2: I got to tell you, I lost faith in humanity,
- 36:19Speaker 2: and I hope this Suns and Four guys listening to
- 36:21Speaker 2: me listen to me closely. Lean in to your radio. Mm-hmm.
- 36:27Speaker 2: I knew that us as a society was doomed when
- 36:34Speaker 2: people started paying you.
- 36:35Speaker 3: To go to bars.
- 36:37Speaker 4: Unreal.
- 36:37Speaker 3: It's unbelievable.
- 36:39Speaker 2: It shook my faith in people being honest, having morals.
- 36:46Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
- 36:47Speaker 2: It shook me to my core.
- 36:49Speaker 3: Okay. Vic, what am I not seeing in this Broncos
- 36:53Speaker 3: and Chiefs game on Sunday that everybody else seems to
- 36:57Speaker 3: be seeing? I think the Broncos are going to win outright.
- 37:01Speaker 4: You're too enamored with point spread and stuff, so the
- 37:05Speaker 4: fact that the number is so skewed is allowing.
- 37:08Speaker 3: You my— They don't lose at home, bro.
- 37:11Speaker 4: I don't disagree. They're 16-1 in their last 17 home games, bro.
- 37:16Speaker 4: I believe the Denver Broncos are going to win this
- 37:18Speaker 4: game and take control of the AFC West. I'm with you.
- 37:20Speaker 4: I just don't think it's going to be as easy
- 37:22Speaker 4: as you think it is.
- 37:23Speaker 3: Well, I'm not saying it's going to be easy, but
- 37:25Speaker 3: I think they're going to win as a home dog.
- 37:27Speaker 3: And I think that when they do win, that will
- 37:29Speaker 3: have wrapped up, in my opinion, the AFC West. They
- 37:33Speaker 3: will then win the division.
- 37:34Speaker 2: Can not wait. to see what this defense is going
- 37:38Speaker 2: to do to this Chiefs offense. I really do.
- 37:40Speaker 4: Well, I hope they have revenge on their minds.
- 37:42Speaker 3: I do.
- 37:43Speaker 2: Everything that we've heard from every player on that defense
- 37:47Speaker 2: is like, I am wholly embarrassed watching back that film
- 37:51Speaker 2: from the first week.
- 37:51Speaker 3: Well, you should be.
- 37:53Speaker 2: And if I am Vance Joseph, every TV in that
- 37:57Speaker 2: building is just replaying highlights. in that game, over and
- 38:00Speaker 2: over and over again.
- 38:01Speaker 3: Break and tackle after tackle?
- 38:02Speaker 4: Yes.
- 38:03Speaker 2: I'm just showing that over and over and over.
- 38:05Speaker 3: I'm also a little worried, though, I should say, about
- 38:08Speaker 3: the Chiefs' defense against the Broncos' offense. Broncos had a
- 38:11Speaker 3: couple of big plays, but they weren't anybody's All-Americans last
- 38:14Speaker 3: week against the Cardinals offensively. They had a couple of
- 38:16Speaker 3: really big plays. I love the bull run. Obviously, the R.J.
- 38:19Speaker 4: Harvey.
- 38:20Speaker 3: Great. But this Chiefs' defense bends sometimes. They don't break, man.
- 38:24Speaker 3: They don't give up a ton of points. So... This
- 38:27Speaker 3: could be, again, a 6-3 game at halftime or a
- 38:31Speaker 3: 10-7 halftime game.
- 38:32Speaker 2: One quick over-under for you. Bo Nix rushing yards, 34
- 38:36Speaker 2: and a half.
- 38:38Speaker 4: Ooh, that's a good number. I'll say under.
- 38:40Speaker 3: I'll say under.
- 38:41Speaker 4: I think he'll run the ball, but I don't think
- 38:43Speaker 4: he's going to have a wide-open field for 62 again.
- 38:45Speaker 4: I don't think that's going to happen. I don't think
- 38:49Speaker 4: Kansas City, does Kansas City play that much man? What
- 38:54Speaker 4: do they do defensively? If they play a lot of man,
- 38:56Speaker 4: he'll get some yards. If they zone you up, which,
- 39:01Speaker 4: that's the question. Because in that specific defense, man, you
- 39:04Speaker 4: just send guys deep and go. Yeah.
- 39:07Speaker 3: It says they play primarily zone coverage.
- 39:11Speaker 4: Okay.
- 39:12Speaker 3: They operate a heavy zone defense under Spagnuolo.
- 39:14Speaker 2: That pick that they had, by the way, that number
- 39:16Speaker 2: four overall pick, that Montsour Delay, and he's pretty damn good.
- 39:19Speaker 4: Spags is a damn good DC. Yes, he is. I mean,
- 39:21Speaker 4: he's a damn good DC, and he's played Bo a
- 39:23Speaker 4: few times. He's played the Broncos a few times, so.
- 39:26Speaker 4: I'm sure they've seen the film of him running for
- 39:28Speaker 4: 62 yards. They're not going to allow that to happen.
- 39:32Speaker 2: Don't they pay you to show up at number 38?
- 39:33Speaker 2: I've reiterated this a lot. Who's this?
- 39:38Speaker 4: I think you just tapped that with your elbow. Oh,
- 39:43Speaker 4: you did? Try that again.
- 39:46Speaker 3: No, that was Connor. That was Connor who played something.
- 39:50Speaker 2: Oh, you did it! I thought it was magical for
- 39:55Speaker 2: a second.
- 39:55Speaker 4: Hold on a second. He's in the other studio? He's
- 39:58Speaker 4: in the other studio and it came in on our
- 40:00Speaker 4: studio here?
- 40:01Speaker 3: Stop pushing my buttons!
- 40:04Speaker 4: That's jacked up.
- 40:05Speaker 3: Knock it off.
- 40:06Speaker 2: Connor Nimmins, almost Timmins.
- 40:09Speaker 3: We gotta get the drunk taste.
- 40:12Speaker 4: I know, I just gotta make it fast. The time
- 40:14Speaker 4: change happens this week. Which means that around... 5 o'clock
- 40:19Speaker 4: at that Broncos game, when it's late fourth quarter, mid-fourth quarter,
- 40:23Speaker 4: whatever it may be, it is pitch dark.
- 40:25Speaker 3: Oh, that's right.
- 40:26Speaker 4: And that sort of freaks me out.
- 40:27Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 40:28Speaker 4: I'm not big on that. I'm not big on the
- 40:30Speaker 4: pitch dark at 5. You guys might be. Not me.
- 40:34Speaker 4: That's spooky stuff to me. That changes my life. Changes
- 40:37Speaker 4: my attitude. It depresses me, to be honest with you.
- 40:41Speaker 3: Okay.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Glad you got that off your chest. Let's get to
- 40:43Speaker 2: drunk takes.
- 40:45Speaker 1: Marjorie Lombardi and Kane present.
- 40:50Speaker 3: Trunk Takes.
- 40:51Speaker 4: For the record, I think this sort of dehumanizes us.
- 40:55Speaker 4: And it really cracks at our credibility as a show.
- 41:02Speaker 4: Trunk Takes.
- 41:04Speaker 2: Any more buttons you want to push, Connor? Um, Trunk
- 41:08Speaker 2: Takes are eclipsing throughout the week. We slow them down
- 41:09Speaker 2: to half speed. It makes it sound like we're hammered. Nelly?
- 41:11Speaker 4: Ah, Camelback was hard on me.
- 41:16Speaker 3: The camel was what on you? I'm sorry, Vic. I
- 41:23Speaker 3: just caught a piece of that. What did you say?
- 41:26Speaker 4: I swear to God, Moshe would get halfway and ask
- 41:31Speaker 4: for a copter heli rescued.
- 41:37Speaker 3: A copter heli.
- 41:38Speaker 4: A copter heli. Oh, Jesus.
- 41:40Speaker 2: It was you that did get a copter heli.
- 41:42Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 41:43Speaker 2: My favorite helicopter, by the way, because I live next
- 41:45Speaker 2: to Buckley Space Force Base. I see those Chinooks every
- 41:48Speaker 2: once in a while.
- 41:48Speaker 3: Pretty cool.
- 41:50Speaker 4: What's next? I drank two full bottles of this water.
- 41:57Speaker 4: Two of these. I don't know how much is in
- 42:00Speaker 4: one of these.
- 42:00Speaker 8: 50 fluid ounces. Went to the bathroom four and a
- 42:06Speaker 8: half times during the game.
- 42:09Speaker 2: All right, so first of all, I don't know how
- 42:10Speaker 2: you go to half of a bathroom.
- 42:11Speaker 3: Half a bathroom.
- 42:13Speaker 2: Second of all, it doesn't seem like that much water.
- 42:17Speaker 2: You should be getting 100 ounces.
- 42:19Speaker 4: I don't drink them. I wish I were a water
- 42:21Speaker 4: drinker like you are. You're always drinking water. I don't
- 42:23Speaker 4: drink that much water, so when I do, it affects me.
- 42:24Speaker 4: I don't have a prostate.
- 42:27Speaker 2: Is that where the half pee comes from?
- 42:28Speaker 4: You know what that does? Half pee?
- 42:29Speaker 3: Huh?
- 42:30Speaker 2: The half pee?
- 42:32Speaker 4: Dude, the bladder's not held by anything. Do some freaking biology.
- 42:37Speaker 4: All right, what's next?
- 42:39Speaker 8: I went to a Denny's in Milwaukee, one of the
- 42:42Speaker 8: best Denny's I've ever been to.
- 42:45Speaker 4: Their apple pie a la mode was to die for.
- 42:56Speaker 2: Things that make you curse on the air.
- 42:58Speaker 3: So weird.
- 42:59Speaker 2: What's next?
- 43:00Speaker 3: Vic, you know what I am? I'm going to admit this.
- 43:05Speaker 3: I'm a trained circus animal. That's what I am.
- 43:10Speaker 4: I am a trained.
- 43:11Speaker 3: Pick your animal. I'm a trained goat. Milk me. Milk me.
- 43:30Speaker 4: Alright, what's next?
- 43:31Speaker 3: Six field goals, Vic. You shoot yourself up in the butt?
- 43:37Speaker 4: How do you shoot yourself up?
- 43:39Speaker 2: Can you inject your putter to fix it with something?
- 43:44Speaker 3: I'm going to inject you in about two seconds.
- 43:52Speaker 4: Alright.
- 43:53Speaker 2: I refuse, by the way. Last one, go ahead.
- 43:55Speaker 8: I talked about it a little bit on.
- 43:59Speaker 6: Sunday.
- 43:59Speaker 3: Let me see if I can just get it up
- 44:03Speaker 3: right now.
- 44:04Speaker 1: But I'll just say as I.
- 44:07Speaker 3: Try to find it.
- 44:08Speaker 5: And let's see if I can get it.
- 44:14Speaker 4: Shefty.
- 44:17Speaker 2: Welcome to Drunk Take, Shefter. All right. iTunes, Spotify, Motion
- 44:20Speaker 2: Lombardi and Kane. Have a wonderful weekend. Talk to you
- 44:23Speaker 2: hopefully with a Broncos win on Monday.
- 44:26Speaker 4: Have a great weekend. Love you. See you. They hoped
- 44:29Speaker 4: that rest would take care of it. Well, it hasn't.
- 44:34Speaker 8: So they're going to clean it up now arthroscopically.
- 44:41Speaker 4: Did I say that correctly?