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- Dana: Every December I build a gingerbread house with 2 kids and 1 bag of candy, and every January I find glitter in the couch. In the couch. None of it is on the house. Margaux: Welcome to The Monégasque Table. Last time I promised you the house that gets built in every kitchen in December. Edible glitter on a gingerbread house — does it go on the icing or on the cookie? Dana: And you said "on the icing, while it's wet, and the timing is the whole trick." So explain the trick, because my timing is "whenever the kids stop fighting over the gumdrops." Margaux: Here's the answer up front. On the icing, never the bare cookie — and the trick is that a gingerbread house has 2 different icings doing 2 different jobs at 2 different times. There's the glue: the stiff royal icing that holds the walls up. It grabs in minutes and then dries hard over hours. And there's the decorating icing: the snow on the roof, the piped windows, the icicles along the eaves. That one is wet while you're looking at it. Glitter sticks to icing that is wet and glossy. It does not stick to a baked cookie, and it barely sticks to icing that dried yesterday. So: shimmer the decorating icing the moment it's piped, and if you can, decorate the panels flat before the house goes up. Dana: Flat. Before you build it. You want me to decorate a rectangle. Margaux: I want you to decorate a rectangle, and so does the baking guide I read. Its tip, more or less word for word: depending on the design, it's easier to decorate the panels before assembling, while they're laid flat, and then build the house. It says that works especially well for sprinkles and elaborate piping. Let the decorated pieces lie flat to dry completely, then assemble and add the finishing touches along the joints. Glitter is the lightest sprinkle there is. On a flat panel you dust from above, and whatever doesn't stick falls on the tray instead of the floor. Or the couch. Dana: Sparkle Lab. Why won't the cookie hold it? It's a cookie. It's sticky. My hands are sticky for a week. Margaux: Gingerbread feels tacky to you because of the molasses on your fingers, but a baked surface is dry, and dry supplies no grip. Every decorating guide I've read for this show says the same thing in different words: glitter adheres best to icing that's still wet and glossy, and a surface that has already set takes far less. One cookie-decorating guide puts it bluntly — glitter sprayed onto a fully dried cookie is very likely to wipe away. The cookie isn't the canvas. The icing is the canvas, and the icing is only a canvas while it's wet. Dana: Then the glue icing. That's icing. Why can't I glitter that? Margaux: You can, for about as long as it takes to say so. The structural icing is royal icing whipped stiff — the guide says it's ready when it's smooth, glossy, and holds a stiff peak. You stand up 2 walls at a time and hold them, and with royal icing that should only take a few minutes; the icing is set when the pieces hold steady without sliding apart. Then the roof goes on, and then — this is the part people skip — the guide says to let the icing fully set in a dry place before adding decorations. A few hours, or overnight. So by the time anyone is decorating, the glue is a rock. You'd be dusting a rock. Dana: So there's a window on the joints, and it's minutes. Margaux: Minutes, while you're holding a wall with both hands and can't reach a jar. Which is why the answer isn't the glue at all. It's the second icing. Dana: My round, and I've been saving it since you said "rectangle." My kids decorate the finished house. That is the entire event. Nobody in my home wants to decorate a flat panel on a Tuesday and then watch me glue it together on Wednesday. Your plan is a plan for adults with no children in the room. Margaux: That's the round you win, and the guide agrees with you — it says if you're decorating with kids, assemble the houses the day before, so they're fully stable and ready to pile on the candy. So flip it. Build Tuesday night. Wednesday, the kids pipe the snow and the icicles onto a house that's already standing. The icing they pipe on Wednesday is wet on Wednesday. That's where the glitter goes: on the fresh decorating icing, right behind the piping bag, before it skins over. The rule was never "flat." The rule is "wet." Flat is just the easiest way to keep it wet and tidy at the same time. Dana: And the joints from Tuesday? The seams? Those are the bits that look like a house. Margaux: Dry and hard. Don't try. If you want the seams to sparkle, pipe a fresh bead of icing along the joint — the guide calls those the finishing touches along the joints — and dust that bead while it's wet. What you must not do is wet the dry icing to bring it back. For royal icing, the rescue liquid decorators use is high-proof alcohol, not water; one decorating guide says in capital letters do not use water, because water pits royal icing. And on a Wednesday night with 2 kids and a piping bag, I wouldn't reach for a spirit bottle at all. I'd pipe a fresh line and dust it. Simpler, and it's the same trick. Dana: Give me the how, then. Sieve? Brush? Fingers? Because the fingers are what happens. Margaux: Never out of the jar. Tap a little into a small dish first — a damp finger in the jar is how a jar clumps. For an even snowfall over piped roof lines, a fine sieve or a tea strainer held high gives the most even coverage; the decorating guides recommend a dust pump for intricate work like window frames. And pick the finish by the job. The fine luster dust — 5 to 25 microns — lies flat and reads as a sheen: lovely on a piped window, invisible on a snowy roof. The flake glitter — 50 to 500 microns — sits proud and throws individual points of light, which is exactly what a snowy roof under a lamp should do. Roof: flake. Windows and trim: dust. Dana: Money. How much does a house take, and which jar? Because I'm not buying a 15 gram jar for 1 roof. Margaux: Nobody has measured what a house takes, and I'm not going to guess on air. The serving number printed on the jar — 0.1 grams — is a drinks number, a pinch in a glass. A roof isn't a glass. So the honest method is the dish: tap out a little, dust, tap out more. For 1 house, the 7 gram luster dust at $9.99 — about $1.43 a gram — is the right buy. The 15 gram at $14.99 is about $1.00 a gram, which is the better rate and the wrong jar if the rest of it is going to sit in a cupboard until next December. Dana: 2 kids. 2 houses. Every year until they leave for college. That's a 15 gram argument. Margaux: Then it's a 15 gram argument, and you'd be right. The rate only wins if the jar gets used. And keep it where it will be used — a cool, dry cupboard, sealed, not the fridge. Dana: Who should skip it? Margaux: 3 skips. If the house is a display house — it lives on the mantel for 3 weeks and goes in the bin in January and nobody eats a wall — edible pricing is wasted on it; the guide I read treats the house as food, but plenty of houses aren't, and craft glitter is the honest buy for a thing nobody eats. Second, if the decorators are small enough that the shimmer is going to end up in fists and then in mouths by the spoonful, skip it this year and let the candy be the decoration. Third, if you baked the panels and forgot the icing — you're standing there with a bare cookie and a jar — put the jar down. It won't hold. Pipe first. Dana: Dana's Scorecard. I came in with glitter in the couch and a cookie I thought was sticky. Where I landed. One: it goes on the icing, never the cookie, and only while the icing is wet — the cookie is dry and dry holds nothing. Two: a house has 2 icings, and the glue sets in minutes and dries hard for hours, so it's the decorating icing that takes the shimmer — right behind the piping bag. Three: flat panels are the tidy way, but the kids decorate the standing house, so we build the night before and glitter the fresh snow on Wednesday. That's my round. Four: flake on the roof, dust on the windows, and never work out of the jar. Five: 7 gram jar for 1 house, 15 gram for a family with a tradition. My caveat: I want to see a roof done with flake before I believe it reads as snow and not as a disco. Margaux: Kept — dust a test panel first, the guide's own tip. The footnote: the MONÉGASQUE Snow White 10 gram drink glitter is on Amazon at $14.99 — that's the flake for the roof — and the 7 gram luster dust jars are $9.99 for the windows and trim. Dana: Next time, the punch bowl. Can you put edible glitter in eggnog? Margaux: The rulebook has an opinion on that one, and it names eggnog by name. One note before we go — this show is produced by the team at Monégasque, with AI-crafted hosts, and every number you heard was checked by humans against the documents. See you at the table.