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Cindy’s New Love: Last Jedi, Thor: Ragnarok & Carrie Fisher Tribute · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy it's uh it's been lent here at the
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  moment um it's lent everywhere well he's got you there Matt not just it's not an
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  American thing well it's so typical of an American though isn't it yeah y he's
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  been there 6 months I didn't even really know what lent was until some are you Catholic
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  no like but people seem to know what it is I I I've heard of it I've heard the
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  word yeah it means some lent going in your house Luke am I right yes there is
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  yeah right it's it's giving up something no well here they just like you can't
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  eat uh meat on Friday for got eat F that's always been a good have to eat
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  fish you just can't eat meat not like you've got toat you aware that
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  McDonald's only stocks the fillet of fish for Lent what it's available all
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  year round it's on the menu all year that's why they have it but they lose
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  money from well they lose money I don't know they don't make any money on it
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  it's the least ordered item on the menu until lent which it becomes the most
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  ordered item for that I did not know this was such a big
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  deal like how have I not in my life ever been like aware that everybody else was
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  doing this I'm not doing it like did you guys know about lent as children no look
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  I don't know what lent is I'll be honest is it when you've got to well obviously
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  it's what you got to eat fillet of fish right well they told me I asked at work
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  because they said because we get lunch on Fridays at work we get a work lunch
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  and we've been getting like cuz it's been cold uh we haven't been doing
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  normally they do like a cookout like a barbecue uh so we've been ordering food
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  and so but because of Lent we couldn't get uh well sorry we had to get
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  alternative food for those who weren't eating meat and I was like alternative
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  food well just you know like pizza that doesn't have meat on it basically or uh
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  and we haven't been going to the Chinese places much cuz they don't give a [ __ ]
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  so there's people in your office that legitimately don't eat certain things
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  dur Fridays yeah yeah is it a is it a week long period how long does it go for
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  it's a month it's 40 days yeah it's 40 days it represents off 40 days of fish
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  now that makes sense yeah no no no only on Friday yeah it's weird every Friday
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  there's a month so it's four days within a certain month that you're not allowed
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  to eat a big M for last month every Friday I to cook salmon for dinner well
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  that's all right I I try to eat salmon once or twice a week anyway I like
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  salmon I'm a big fan I'm I mean I'm not really complaining about that much but
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  it just meant that we couldn't go to uh couldn't go to the Chinese place as much
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  because they don't they just don't give a [ __ ] they put whatever in the food no
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  they wouldn't they would not unless they're Buddhists in which case no beef
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  who don't they have a bee with well nobody really by China
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  philosophical well no not China as a whole just the
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  Buddhists China are doing okay it's the North Koreans that are trying to launch
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  missiles that blow up as soon as soon as they're shot out yeah I kind of feel
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  sorry for Traer at the moment for China don't feel the slightest bit sorry for
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  them mate we'll all be speaking Chinese in 10 years no no know but because
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  they've got North Korea just making [ __ ] life [ __ ] for them they've got to be on
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  their side but they really got to be sitting go really North you want to do
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  that yeah but the thing is that China just kind of humors its allies anyway
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  seems seems to me if they really wanted to China could just take care of that
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  yeah yeah all those little kind of satellite nations like North Korea
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  Vietnam it's like that old Looney Tunes cartoon with the big dog and a little
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  dog and the little dog's like you and me as friends aren't we
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  Chester yeah and China's a big dog can I say this this is the first time in a
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  long time we've actually talked about like
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  news news news yeah hey I've got some
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  news today actually in Italy and I mean the country in Europe not the Pirate Bay
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  right uh a woman passed away today who was the last human being born before the
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  20th century oh really yeah she was 117 years old and she died today she was the
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  last person born in the 19th century what about that guy in in China or
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  wherever who said he was 200 uh I think that was India and is
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  very very questionable do you have any wisdom to share on her deathbed I should
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  have I should have had a gag ready for this don't put the pineapple on a pizza
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  yeah that was my Italian accent by the way I'm trying to think of something
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  that was only relevant in like the turn of the century you know yep but but
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  where the automatic Carriage don't trust the pitler yeah
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  she probably did see how that panned out though yeah well I mean she would have
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  watched World War I go by and going [ __ ] I'm glad that's over yeah but what'd she
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  get up to during World War II oh so you're saying she well I mean she was
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  Italian that's what I mean yeah you might be related speaking of Wars oh I
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  see where you're going with this you got a jingle to play I do uh and this is
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  probably what people are expecting to hear first uh this week not
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  [Music] news
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  [Music] quite loud
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  apologize damn right it's loud because it's a [ __ ] great day to be a Star
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  Wars fan it is did you guys watch that uh trailer for uh was it the uh the last
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  judu something like that yeah watched it a couple of times yeah look I'm just
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  happy Luke finally gets to say something guys can I say something something
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  controversial yes please do when is said it why do you you don't usually ask not
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  in not in not in that way there's no racial slurs coming hold hold off on
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  that jingle till later in the
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  podcast um guys this is not a very good
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  trailer now don't get me wrong don't get me wrong it's going to be a good movie
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  I'm sure of it but this this is a pretty pretty shitty trailer I mean imag a
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  teaser trailer uh yeah I mean it's better than the teaser we got for the
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  force awakens the teaser suck looking at this all they've filmed is that training
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  stuff on that island I thought they finished they finished shooting this all
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  evidence points to the contrary map theya they probably haven't done the
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  special effects for all of it yeah and I thought that the the training sequence
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  they filled in the same time as the force awakens I think yeah I think you
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  might be right but look I mean I started thinking about this right
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  if the force awakens was kind of a soft reboot of A New Hope right you know I
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  it's kind of the same story the fact that now an old Jedi trains the young
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  Jedi and the next one is kind of setting it this up for a soft reboot of The
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  Empire Strikes Back yeah his attitude seems to be a bit different in this but
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  oh Ian this is spoilers it's not spoilers You' probably watched the
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  trailer so if you haven't watched the trailer no you can though no you can
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  though and I'd like to talk about that at some point today we don't have to do
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  it right now but just the fact that trailers depending what's that now would
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  be the time no no no it's not about this trailer in particular okay fine but
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  there this [ __ ] Trend lately especially with Marvel movies and I was
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  worried they would do this as well with uh with Star Wars where they just tell
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  you the whole movie like the whole movie like Jen won't watch trailers anymore
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  likeus stopped watching trailers except for things like Star Wars I haven't even
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  watched the trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy oh I I've watched that just don't
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  watch the Spider-Man trailer like have we talked about this it's just the whole
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  movie unless they've been very crafty like I've seen the movie now except I
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  just don't I can't tell you the dialogue but I can tell you exactly what happens
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  the whole thing I was the same I was thinking that better all happen in the
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  first 10 minutes no and then something [ __ ] crazy needs to happen after that
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  like I don't want to say cuz it's it probably is a spoiler but like I can
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  tell you the plot of Spider-Man homecoming right now I think I can tell
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  you the plot without even seeing the trailer go on it's a Spider-Man movie
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  yeah go on all right he's in high school he's in love with a girl um he's
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  probably got a goofy friend uh there's
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  going to be Birdman is it Birdman yep
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  Birdman as his character from Birdman yeah yep he's going to in a they going
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  to fight um and Peter Parker wins safe
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  stay be over okay yeah no that's fair uh the trailer goes into more DET
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  Spider-Man movie what do you expect no no no but the all right spoilers
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  potential spoilers for the Spider-Man movie even though I haven't seen it
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  right you want me to do this and then listeners I'm sorry if this ruins the
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  Spider-Man movie for you skip ahead oh actually no cuz now cuz Jenna's going to
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  have to edit this she's going to I'm going to ruin the Spider-Man movie for
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  do it what a under Matt the listeners are your
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  wife all right so Jenner if you're editing this just fast forward two
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  minutes and then just start editing again from there nobody say anything
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  offensive Spider-Man he's going around in a shitty costume uh oh no because
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  he's already been given a good costume by Tony Stark right Tony Stark gave him
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  a good costume in Civil War he's going around in his good costume he's uh he's
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  saving people he gets into a fight with the vulture who tells him you know the
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  people that's it the vulture yeah people don't care about him and they they're
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  scared of him and then they get into a big fight and Spider-Man gets cocky and
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  causes a big disaster and then Tony Stark comes along and says look if
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  you're not going to be more careful I'm taking the suit back and he takes his
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  suit away and then he wears his [ __ ] costume again and then the vulture and
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  him have to fight and then Spider-Man learns humility and that he doesn't need
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  to be like a big Superstar and then Tony star comes back at the end and says you
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  can have a suit back buddy but the big
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  [Laughter]
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  [Laughter]
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  do this every month every every year now I think at Celebration we get the
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  trailer for the films coming out in at Christmas they've been doing it for the
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  last two it's probably going to continue cuz I need something to show at
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  Celebration I just wanted to be really excited and I wasn't they also showed
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  that that nice car Fisher tribute which is actually that's a really good video
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  If you haven't could watch watch watch I couldn't watch it I turn it off after
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  about 20 seconds I I was just I can't do
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  it was just too sad it's a really really good video it's really nice it's I still
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  can't let go no it's got some nice clips of like her all the clips of her you
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  know like just casually like behind the scenes and stuff on set are all like
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  great and uh and yeah there's like a little clip of they're upset cuz they
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  talk about how she still remembers all the lines from from the original films
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  and it's got edited together segment of her with doing the the speech from the
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  message from a new hope I know all her lines as well special but it's like it's
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  just clips of her in interviews Through The Years just uh just going through
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  that whole speech like and she yeah and then finally with her from I guess
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  either behind the scenes on the force awakens or Last Jedi or something doing
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  it as a good video she was tops and I'm glad we got to see her at Supernova need
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  to ask cuz last we heard she was actually still going to be in nine but
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  now I'm reading this saying she won't no she's uh she's she's refused she's
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  refused she's uh she's not returning any of their calls [Laughter]
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  no no despite her brother coming out and saying yeah yeah yeah you'll definitely
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  see her they've uh they've gotten they've got for each other uh actually
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  Disney and Lucas have come out and gone nope nope nope she died before we'd
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  gotten anywhere close to what we would have needed so she's an eight she's not
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  was he just hoping for a Payday no I think he was just being optimistic
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  I think he was just ill informed it cly didn't seem talking out
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  his ass and then of course because at Star Wars you can't spread a rumor
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  anything that's is a yeah it it it is then widely distributed as a possible
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  fact yeah but guys in unrelated Star
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  Wars news I uh I picked up Rogue one
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  over the weekend oh how what format may I
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  ask um I wanted to get it on Blu-ray
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  Blu-rays aren't a thing here yeah I uh I ended up getting it on
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  iTunes uh
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  MH uh okay so I just I I did I picked
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  iTunes right okay right some people like pineapple in
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  their Pizza some people don't all right sure I got on iTunes okay it might be my
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  favorite really yeah it's so good it
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  who's unzipping their fly what that was me okay no I was playing with a zipper
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  sorry sorry go on Dan that's all right I I expect at least some of our listeners
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  jerk off while I talk about Star Wars yeah it just like it might be my favorite
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  zip I was like wait what was that a again no honest to God
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  guys Rogue one finds a truth in the characters in plot that
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  none of the other films have including the originals which I still love I just
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  this movie is so [ __ ] good like I watched it yesterday and already want to
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  watch it again today you know you you guys are wasting my time did you see
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  that interview with uh Trump on I think it was on Air Force One where they
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  interviewed him in the background brog one was on the television like they've
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  all just been they all just been watching Star Wars and then they've
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  interviewed him that's great yeah it's pretty fun I wonder if they had to pay
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  royalties to uh to Disney for that I think the news pays royalties to anyone
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  do they I don't know but there's yeah Darth Vader in the background fitting I
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  might go watch it after this man do it all right cuz i' I purchased it I've got
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  the on the Xbox but I just haven't watched it again yet you just collect
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  them like like I collect video games yeah uh there's also uh Battlefront 2
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  the trailer we already saw uh I think we talked about it yet though on the
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  podcast I think we just messaged about it but the about you guys talked about
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  it when I wasn't here just talking about rumors right but
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  um now right there is going to be a single player campaign it is through the
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  entire Saga yep Darth Maul shows up but does that include Rogue one I'd love to
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  play some of the Rogue one missions even the first Battlefront had Rogue one DLC
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  was just maps and stuff you see I really wanted to play it but I was like I don't
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  know if anyone else yeah exactly play it by myself oh wait I can't play it by
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  myself so that's why I'm looking forward to actually having a single player
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  Mission cuz yeah Battlefront the even the original Battlefront games I had a
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  single player it wasn't a good single player but you can still play it by
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  yourself but it existed yes this one just looks awesome except I don't like
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  Darth Maul stuff just because you don't like him I just don't like Darth Maul
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  that CU he killed Liam n no it's because it's just a very
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  boring character Darth yeah Darth Mo was one of the characters
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  with the biggest potential that was underutilized yeah he just he did
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  nothing prequel wise did you see this did you see this video of um Hayden
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  Christenson at Star Wars celebration I did it's I am so surprised he went to
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  this thing so am I well he has not been to one in a long time 15 years yeah that
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  they said in this interview and then I mean he's there and he seems to be
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  making a go but he doesn't seem to want to be there no he's like and he doesn't
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  have a lot to say about it either no no how's how's your relationship with Star
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  Wars yeah it's it's uh it exists I swear
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  I heard some mov in that audience though they would have had to it wasn't wasn't
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  all cheers but guys come on it was not Hayden christensen's fault no everyone
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  knows it was Rick mccallum's fault he was a good sport she asked him how he
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  felt about sand and he he had a go at you know being lighthearted but it just
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  you can see the pain in his eyes yeah what's he doing these days I actually
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  looked that up and he's been he's done a few films uh I think the last big one
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  that he did was that uh jumper which was only big because he was in it and it was
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  around that time uh and I don't think he's done anything huge uh so he also
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  said he's not expect to see more conventions signing autographs soon then
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  no no he doesn't do them that's what he said in this he's like he doesn't do him
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  he like he just doesn't care he's not interested yeah he doesn't even have
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  social media cuz he doesn't want people asking him [ __ ] about Stu yeah yeah or I
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  mean maybe he just doesn't like it like I don't like social media I wouldn't the
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  only reason I'm on them is for the podcast yeah otherwise I wouldn't bother
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  but he he doesn't have him so he said this was he said that for the fans I bet
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  they just said hey we'll give you a bunch of money if you come along to this
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  thing and he went all right means I don't have to do it again for 15 years
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  you think he occasionally do the whole signing tour cuz that's just free money
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  yeah well that was one of the themes of the uh that documentary about um I
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  forget the the name of that one the one about the all the extras from Star Wars
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  who go and do the conventions and then one of them not didn't outright say [ __ ]
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  it's just free money but like they did imply that he was like why would anyone
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  do that and he went along and people would just handed him cash and he was
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  like this is [ __ ] all right yeah it's just some some guy who
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  was in the background during the the briefing for the first Death Star attack
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  in you know he's a rebel pilot and now he's like [ __ ] people just handing me money all
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  right sounds good I would say no yeah do you think they're ever going to address
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  the mystery surrounding Anakin's father for a story that's stopped being about
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  what it started being and being about the Skywalker Legacy it just seems like
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  that would be an important part of the story do you know what it was actually
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  planned for in the prequel well actually not in a prequel but for one of the
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  prequels so not the Phantom Manis but was that team was actually going to say
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  that he was sort of anak's Father sort of through the force sort of through the
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  force he managed to get shimi pregnant with medoran he forced her he forced Shi
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  yes hang on yes all right and and now I know that there was probably not an
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  answer to this but why shme yeah why her why some woman why some slave woman on
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  twiin George Lucas wrote the script yeah okay do when you say he used the for to
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  put medoran inside her does that mean he like jacked off and then Force lifted
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  the sperm and like no no it's not sperm M choran aren't
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  sperm that's how you make a baby though I think they are Luke I think they are
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  isn't that what I don't understand but it's a blood disease yeah but that but
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  you can't just every blood disease you give to someone they don't have a baby
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  that has that blood disease right you have to also impregnate them for that to
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  have been a thing don't be getting me to explain this you
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  need to ask George what he was think no they kind of like they set it up in in
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  Revenge of the Sith at the that that weird opera scene where he tells him
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  about Darth plagas or whatever his name is and how they discovered they could
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  manipulate the force to create life and then he gives him like a little sideways
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  glance yeah well that's [ __ ] I don't like that andn and then he Winks at him
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  and he's like how's your mom right as I was saying they've now got a
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  really good opportunity to not go down that road and to do something really
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  good I mean don't get me started you guys know I'm a I'm a episode 4 purist
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  right and I don't believe anything that was that directly um contradicts
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  anything explained in episode 4 so I don't believe that dartha is Luke sk's
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  father and the whole reason that Luke SK is involved is because random [ __ ]
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  droids shot out of a random [ __ ] ship and landed on a random [ __ ] planet
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  and his dad two random [ __ ] droids right and that was
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  awesome like the fact that he got involved at all was awesome they should
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  have a seen in like another you know one in between with Darth Vader and then
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  some dude shows up and and he's like I'm uh I'm your dad and then B's like but
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  Palpatine told me the force was my dad and the guy's like wait what that's
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  [ __ ] stupid yeah on what are you an idiot yeah he told you that when you
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  were a K and you just believed it your whole life
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  yeah no I'm your dad and I'm Australian and it's like and
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  then they go out and get lunch and it's really
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  awkward yeah sounds like a dad yep so um
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  how school I run the Galaxy oh how's how's that going you must get that from
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  your mom cuz I I didn't really so um I uh I hate to bring it up but I I need
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  some money son I mean I I wasn't there to look
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  after you but I would have you know F A know your mom never told me she was
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  pregnant y uh we have some followup yeah
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  we do and uh uh I can't believe it yeah I I owe Luke an apology yeah you do
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  because I mo i mocked you I made fun of you do we have a public apology jingle I
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  don't know let me see if I can find something what could we use for that
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  that we've already got I don't know why you didn't believe me
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  I'm right a hell of a lot yeah but you've got to admit Luke this sounded
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  really farfetched and it sounded like one of those things that you read in an
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  article in a dream yeah and you you
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  misunderstood but no Amazon go is a thing where you walk
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  into a shop and just take stuff and then
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  walk out and it knows what you have and it charges you later
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  Ying I'm sorry I sort of really want to try this well come for a visit and we'll
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  find one danger they're probably only in um San Francisco so I'll meet you there
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  okay all right so I'll I'll be there next week yeah actually I think Amazon's
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  in uh in Washington aren't they up in Seattle area somewhere no whatever yeah
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  so we can just walk in grab some [ __ ] walk out and then hopefully they haven't
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  worked out the bugs and it'll be free I really have no idea how this is actually
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  going to work but does it actually work yet well the store's open so it is open
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  like this is a functioning thing right now it's not just some kind of high
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  concept it's yeah it's there it's going to use deep learning which I think means
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  uh they're going to try and recognize you I'm serious
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  yeah you are ah some more of those videos huh
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  from the back of the store well in the uh in the launch video
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  you you walk in and you go through a kind of like a Turn Style like at the
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  airport or something and you scan your phone until it knows you're in the store
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  and then you you grab stuff off the shelf which has obviously got some kind
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  of calco barcode or some kind of chip
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  and as you exit the store uh it all registers that you've you've
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  got that stuff right yeah yeah yep I
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  believe so which I think could be great but I don't it could also lead to them
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  just getting ripped off very quickly it's going to be like remember at HMV
• 25:38
  they had the in the in the CDs they put the little thing that would beep when
• 25:42
  you walked out at the store and then thieves would just swinging their bags
• 25:46
  over the the things on the way out I never had the balls to do it mate I got
• 25:51
  ripped off when I was at HMV when I was working behind the counter once they
• 25:56
  came in with a trolley with boxes in the trolley boxes were lined with Al foil
• 26:02
  right yep genius they went into the section that was my blind spot while I
• 26:09
  was at the counter and just stole there antire section A lot of good stuff but
• 26:14
  just beginning with A and B right we stole the whole thing yeah
• 26:21
  yep I went around there and I was like oh [ __ ] yeah I never had the walls to do it
• 26:27
  but I knew knew people who said that you could swing you know you just put it in
• 26:30
  your school bag or whatever and then just uh just act like you swinging your
• 26:34
  bag like a Carefree little kid on the way out swing it over the top of the I'm
• 26:39
  like just genius yeah I don't know how people can do stuff like that yeah I
• 26:44
  know my friend Andrew who uh has passed
• 26:48
  away uh Luke you you and I saw Phantom menis with Andrew the time
• 26:54
  you saw it with me okay yeah and my friend Andrew y um he had an AR leg and
• 26:59
  he had this whole racket going in high school where he would steal adult
• 27:04
  magazines smuggle them out in his Hollow Leg
• 27:09
  yeah that's awesome yeah that's like uh
• 27:13
  Oceans 11 yeah but instead of contorting inside a box he's just roll the magazine
• 27:20
  inside of himself no his whole plan he had this thing because the uh the adult
• 27:24
  magazines were right next to the computer magazines right at the back so
• 27:28
  he'd go all the way up there he just checking out the computer magazines
• 27:31
  again and then uh he'd grab one and then he'd kind of lean down like he was doing
• 27:37
  something down there like tiny shoelace or something and then and and just slide
• 27:42
  it down just slide it in well I've done something a little bit
• 27:48
  like that oh go on go on um remember when I had to wear my leg brace oh yes
• 27:53
  yep The Mao set yep so yep well when I used to go to Music Festival
• 27:59
  you drugs in your leg not drugs alcohol okay oh like a
• 28:04
  flask so you can quite easily fit hip flasks down yeah right so I had like a
• 28:08
  few hip flask and that was my alcohol for today great you just need one that
• 28:12
  and then you need one that kind of looks like a steam punk one that looks like
• 28:15
  it's just part of the so even even if they find it they'd be like checks out
• 28:19
  and if they try to confiscate it you could just scream no no I need that to
• 28:24
  Live help post this on
• 28:30
  Snapchat okay St as Matt you don't post things on Snapchat and secondly I don't
• 28:35
  think they had that in the late was not around although have you noticed that
• 28:40
  Instagram has Snapchat stories now and it has disappearing
• 28:44
  pictures yeah um and also the the number of users of of that on Instagram now far
• 28:51
  eclipses is that right Snapchat and so people are like oh well see how long
• 28:55
  Snapchat's still around Instagram went to buy Snapchat and Snapchat went no and
• 29:01
  they went fine we're just going to do what you do man in the tech industry
• 29:04
  you've got to sell the first big offer you get yeah just on the porno mag thing
• 29:10
  I might have told this story on the podcast before but when I was a kid I
• 29:14
  was at my friend uh my friend other his name was Matt as well MH where as his
• 29:18
  house and we went up to uh the local Servo Ser station in uh Kemp's Creek I
• 29:24
  think oh okay and we went in uh to the you know the the the newspaper section
• 29:29
  they have like a little news agent inside there yeah and he goes watch this
• 29:34
  and he he picks up a copy of the trading post and then slips a Playboy inside of
• 29:39
  it yeah and then like walks up to the counter and he's like pops it on the C
• 29:43
  no he just held it up and he goes just Trading Post thanks and the guy goes yep
• 29:49
  uh can I have a look at that and he goes no just just a trading post thanks and
• 29:53
  the guy goes got to scan it buddy and he's like a yep right
• 29:58
  puts it down on the counter and the guy just like opens it up straight away and
• 30:03
  my friend's like oh what's that doing in there busted this kids's just looking
• 30:09
  for a lawn mower and we go outside I'm like they've
• 30:13
  got cameras man they got cameras at not only that but they know a 15-year-old
• 30:16
  kid doesn't need the Trading Post yeah also the Trading Post doesn't have a big
• 30:20
  gap where in the middle of it the size of a Playboy yeah mhm mhm well every
• 30:27
  Playboy I was stolen for me by
• 30:31
  Andrew so shout out to you Andrew thanks for that never actually brought any used
• 30:37
  to read them all up at Earth yeah cuz Leaf would let us let us flick through
• 30:41
  them yeah right yeah yeah did a lot of M read the articles in the jokes it was
• 30:46
  great just read the articles yeah no I never actually owned any either uh I
• 30:52
  don't think I but I wondered whether my mom used to wonder where the bras and
• 30:56
  things catalog would dis appear
• 31:00
  to because I would always time it to to to know exactly when that was coming and
• 31:06
  just swipe it from the letter box before anyone knew it was [Laughter]
• 31:10
  there and then the internet came along we didn't need that stuff anymore yeah
• 31:14
  because it was a lot of work finding something to masturbate to was a lot of
• 31:18
  work back in my day kids these days don't know how easy they have it no the
• 31:22
  time it takes kids to download a video that was how long it took to download a
• 31:26
  picture oh yeah yeah just queue a few up go have a cup of tea and then come back
• 31:32
  and then be like and then hopefully you downloaded something good cuz a lot of
• 31:36
  the time it was oh no Fugly Fugly Fugly Fugly try again
• 31:43
  or just only got to halfway and it's just Gray from halfway to the bottom
• 31:48
  yeah it's just some chick with 80s hair from the the neck up
• 31:53
  yeah the first time I saw a pornographic GIF I was like oh my God this changes
• 31:59
  everything we had uh when I was in high school there was this uh it was called
• 32:04
  well I don't know what it was actually called we called it Mandy but it was a
• 32:07
  it was a program that was a it was it was a porno yeah in like a text game
• 32:14
  form no no no it was it was basic it was just a video that played right over and
• 32:20
  over and then but you hit the space bar to make it go faster like so you can
• 32:25
  kind of control the speed of the of the inter of course uh and so teenage boys
• 32:31
  like to take it nice and slow but they got passed around and the
• 32:36
  the game was like in computer studies you had to to to quickly load it up and
• 32:40
  then have it going like during the class until the teacher got around to where
• 32:43
  you were and then you had to kind of get out like quit you had to finish the
• 32:46
  video before before the teacher got so it was like a secondary
• 32:51
  challenge that's right yeah so I don't think I they we didn't have that we did
• 32:56
  have Cindy's new love didn't we we talked about that to everyone I
• 33:02
  don't think so we must have at some point are we giving away this level of
• 33:07
  information now I think we are I found an erotic novel down at the
• 33:12
  legs called it was stuffed into a hollow tree
• 33:17
  stump it was really it was called Cindy's new love you found a
• 33:23
  goo the very first one um I assumed it was put there for bigger kids for me to
• 33:29
  find you know what I mean like yeah like passed on passing it on to the next
• 33:34
  Generation yeah yeah passing down the torch it was the cheapest looking book
• 33:37
  I've ever seen like it had a like the cover was made out of the same type of
• 33:41
  paper as the pages you know right um and
• 33:45
  it had a picture on the front of a naked woman and a German
• 33:50
  Shepherd okay and I I can see why I caught your attention I have never read
• 33:55
  a book and this is like novel l L 150 Pages I've never read a book that
• 34:01
  quickly I I read that overnight that night and then I took it in the next day
• 34:08
  and I gave it to someone and I think every single person in our grade ended
• 34:14
  up taking that home for a night I know I read that in one night as well it was
• 34:19
  you couldn't put it down it was a real page Turner and [ __ ] me was it
• 34:24
  filthy there was her dog her mom school
• 34:28
  teacher what yeah yeah really at one
• 34:32
  point I mean guys there's stuff so [ __ ] dirty in this book I don't even
• 34:37
  know if we can mention it on the podcast but I've got Vivid images in my head Luke do you
• 34:44
  remember the part where she stuffs hamburger mints into her [ __ ] so the
• 34:50
  dog will eat her out dog will yes yes I do that's you remember that's the level
• 34:56
  of pornography in this book who wrote this book who wrote this book I don't
• 35:00
  know Matt and I've tried to find it I've tried to find you can't find it yeah but
• 35:05
  there's the see where there's a new dildo that she wants to try and her
• 35:08
  mother helps her there's the egg white oh my God you fill the dildo with egg
• 35:13
  white so that it can ejaculate inside you and her mother uses it on her yeah
• 35:18
  yep Jesus honestly this listeners what's it called it's
• 35:23
  called Cindy's new love love listeners podcast at multip nerd.com
• 35:29
  that's all I'm going to say it's such a defining moment of my adolescence though
• 35:35
  like I learned so much from that book I don't know that you
• 35:41
  did well there was no going back do you know what they say that there's like
• 35:44
  there's a moment like a before when when you were a child and then suddenly
• 35:47
  you're a man like I was not a child anymore after I knew the things that were in that
• 35:52
  book did you ever play um Cobra Mission it's like an old um
• 35:58
  game it's kind of like a Final Fantasy game mostly uh except you're like a
• 36:03
  private detective on some island or something and except it's like in
• 36:06
  between the missions you rescue these girls and then in between it you get to
• 36:09
  have graphic sex with them what's it called my friend Cobra Mission okay
• 36:15
  sorry Googling this CU this sounds amazing this sounds like the kind of
• 36:18
  game I want every game to be my friend in high school had it and I was like
• 36:24
  what the [ __ ] like I don't yeah Cobra mission panic and Cobra City yeah that's
• 36:30
  it oh yeah this looks sexy as
• 36:34
  [ __ ] yeah it's a uh back when game were a little less
• 36:39
  regulated yeah so I don't know where my friend got it or uh or you know but uh I
• 36:45
  remember that game I want to see it's interactive in between like you rescue a
• 36:50
  girl on this Mission and then you go back to your house and she's there and
• 36:53
  then you like you have to click on on the bits of her to decide what you're
• 36:56
  going to do and like it's like it's all interative like you don't really see
• 37:00
  much well you see I think they get their boobs out but yeah but it was very
• 37:05
  graphic in the description and as a kid I was like holy
• 37:11
  [ __ ] okay just watching a let's play of
• 37:13
  it now okay oh yeah it's like a top down
• 37:18
  yep yeah it's like Final Fantasy yeah for for the game with a with a little
• 37:24
  sexy treat after each mission all right come on watch the video K her
• 37:30
  lips and held her tightly and started oh sorry it's going too quick for me
• 37:34
  removing her blouse and skirt need to slow down for God's sake stop hitting
• 37:38
  the space bar teenage boys man oh hello okay bookmarking that for
• 37:45
  later where do we go from there some video game news sure Nintendo has
• 37:50
  already discontinued The Nest Classic this makes no sense no it does if you if
• 37:56
  you listen to this theory that I read the other day so so they made this Nest
• 38:00
  classic right sold out immediately and now they're just not making any more of
• 38:04
  them somebody said they did a tear down of it recently The Nest classic and it's
• 38:09
  got a bunch of um recently like in the
• 38:14
  last few years obsolete components in it and they think what they've done is
• 38:19
  genius they may they made it specifically to be made of old um just
• 38:25
  obsolete stuff bought it up really cheap made it sold out of it and just there
• 38:31
  you go they made a [ __ ] ton of money wow that was like nintend that was
• 38:36
  Nintendo like we need to fill we need to refill the bank account what we got like so yeah
• 38:43
  apparently the stuff that's in it is like so the N classic is like the big
• 38:48
  business version of a yard sale yeah they um they could they could
• 38:54
  seriously make it more more expensive stuff and sell it for more and people
• 38:58
  would still buy it it probably would cost a lot more though to start
• 39:01
  manufacturing this from scratch at the price point that it
• 39:06
  is yeah well maybe they it was an experiment too I guess because maybe
• 39:12
  they didn't know how popular it was going to be so but it's I mean and it's
• 39:16
  late I everyone who brought one is stupid for getting one yeah you could
• 39:19
  just play it on a Raspberry piie or something for 30 bucks yeah but the average know that
• 39:26
  yeah I suppose so but no I think if you got this it would be fun for about half
• 39:31
  an hour and then you go you wouldn't go back to it remember you certainly
• 39:36
  wouldn't do what we used to do and that was play a really hard game from the
• 39:41
  start every time until you finished it until you got until you memorized every
• 39:47
  little bit of that game to the point where you could start from the beginning
• 39:51
  and play it to the end like you would
• 39:54
  never do that now no
• 39:59
  never um like it the first level of Super Mario Brothers I could probably do
• 40:03
  with my eyes closed yeah I I worked out recently that I can still I have the
• 40:09
  muscle memory to complete Rick
• 40:12
  dangerous right wow R dangerous yeah man I still know not not Indiana Jones no
• 40:19
  yeah that's right I still knew and my brain didn't know this but my fingers
• 40:24
  knew my thumbs knew to hold to the right when you fall down
• 40:29
  certain certain chasms because there are yeah spikes down at the left like I
• 40:35
  didn't know that I knew that but I know that yep well in other Nintendo news the
• 40:40
  switch is the fastest selling Nintendo console ever yeah wow so I guess it's
• 40:46
  doing right Luke have you touched yours since we last talked I unplugged it so
• 40:51
  it stopped charging so you have touched it you've turned off the life support yes
• 40:58
  all right so it won't keep popping up to say hey I'm attached to HDMI I don't
• 41:02
  care yeah so like not only if you put him in the other room you've shut the door now
• 41:08
  basically I'm just waiting for a time where I'm going to fly somewhere and
• 41:12
  it's coming out all right but guys this is justly very often
• 41:18
  I just the switch no I want to play Skyrim on it sort of
• 41:23
  but then do I I guess you know I've played on my Xbox
• 41:28
  still don't even know when that's coming out Skyrim on a plane would be great uh
• 41:32
  but this thing's going to run out of batteries before you can get too far
• 41:34
  into it anyway yeah and plus I've got a bunch of good games on my my laptop that
• 41:39
  I can play on a plane yeah exactly right and that's going to last roughly the
• 41:42
  same amount of time yeah maybe even a bit longer on my new Macbook Pro oh yeah
• 41:47
  Mass Effect Andromeda I loaded it up uh last night to have a quick go and I was
• 41:52
  like I don't care I don't know if I'm I I hav I think
• 41:58
  maybe I haven't played it in a week I think maybe and then yesterday I
• 42:02
  played a bit of like it that much I got caught up in it at first and
• 42:07
  I was enjoying it but then last night I loaded up and I looked at the looked at
• 42:10
  all the stuff I had to do and I looked at the map and I was
• 42:13
  like I could just do something else man I did the same thing and then I ended up
• 42:18
  just going back into Skyrim yeah just cuz I wanted to play
• 42:21
  something but and look I think I like it but I I just I need more time to devote
• 42:26
  to it hasn't hooked me yet yeah I think if I if I started playing I'd probably
• 42:31
  get hooked back into it again but it was just really hard to find an in cuz there
• 42:35
  was so much and and like from from my objective position not being currently
• 42:41
  addicted to the game I was like these are all just pointless fetch quests yeah
• 42:46
  and I actually think maybe if I were to actually give it a good go I'd need to start again
• 42:53
  maybe now what you can do is you can actually just focus on the main Miss
• 42:57
  fetch Quest and stuff you can actually complete after I think I'm going to do
• 43:01
  that I think I'm just going to ignore all the things and I know we've talked
• 43:04
  about this uh ad nauseum that it but and I'm probably not
• 43:11
  going to be able to do that but I think that is what I how I need to handle
• 43:15
  it cuz yeah it's just I was I was back on EOS and it's opened up more of the
• 43:20
  map and it was like all right drive here and put a thing on a rock and then drive
• 43:24
  over there put a thing on a rock and I was like why am I why would I do this
• 43:29
  yeah Mass Effect it is not no no it's it's a game that you can't stop playing
• 43:35
  and then come back to well yeah that's right I did I stopped playing it and then just
• 43:42
  didn't come back to it I was considering um going back to Fallout 4 actually oh
• 43:48
  man you should cuz I fin that you should um yeah maybe you should finish that as
• 43:53
  well yeah maybe yeah you got what did I playing oh I played up I played some
• 43:59
  pillars of Eternity on my laptop instead that's a good game no achievements can't
• 44:02
  play it don't care it's on uh I've got it on good old games even not even on
• 44:06
  Steam so no achievements at all don't care it's a good game I uh started
• 44:12
  playing a bit of the dig the other night you remember that oh wow wow yeah that
• 44:17
  I've got that on good old games as well that's same and I I was just thinking
• 44:21
  you know what it was the day that I was I realized I was bored with mass effect
• 44:25
  but I still wanted a Sci-Fi kick and in my head the Dig is still the absolute
• 44:31
  Pinnacle of Science Fiction adventure games yeah I replayed it a little while
• 44:35
  ago it's got some stupid puzzles in it but overall it is it's amazing did you
• 44:41
  did you guys know it's written by auson Scott Card I didn't neither did I Spielberg
• 44:48
  had something to do with that right Spielberg it was Spielberg's original
• 44:51
  idea um he was going to do it as a film originally uh and then was going to be
• 44:57
  too expensive so okay Lucas ran with it as a
• 45:03
  game got card wrote the story I remember my friend had it when I
• 45:08
  was a kid and I went around to his house and he was like I'll check out this new
• 45:10
  game and just you know the intro where it travel up to the the asteroid thing
• 45:15
  and then it like Zips them away to another planet oh another univer or
• 45:18
  Galaxy sorry not universe galaxy and then they're on another planet and I was
• 45:20
  like give me this game that's
• 45:25
  right h I I just went to Gog to go have a look at it and I've just noticed that
• 45:30
  um did you ever play Full Throttle yes oh yeah Full Throttle is great the
• 45:34
  remastered version of that's coming out soon mastered yeah but with I checked
• 45:40
  did the voice of the main character oh is that right I didn't know that at the
• 45:44
  time Full Throttle was great one too many cut scenes sure uh a a lot of a lot
• 45:50
  of you know it was clicking on something and then watch a video basically but the
• 45:54
  story was great the setting was great yep um I believe though Luke the
• 45:59
  remastered version doesn't look like modern it still looks no no no no retro
• 46:05
  just cleans up the graphics from back there yeah like the day the tentacle
• 46:09
  exactly remaster came out now that's still a great game another game that
• 46:14
  came out recently uh is Thimble weed Park which I've yet to play is that out
• 46:18
  I chipped into that I kickstarted that yes see did you get a key [ __ ] your
• 46:23
  emails buddy yeah God no I'll to be fair I uh it goes to my really really old
• 46:30
  sign up for [ __ ] email account so uh maybe you didn't did you log on to backa
• 46:36
  kit and all that stuff for it [ __ ] me you've got to you got to go on and
• 46:42
  give them all your details and stuff but I got my steam key for that the other
• 46:47
  week uh so I got to play it which is actually quite timely because Twin Peaks
• 46:52
  is coming out the new Twin Peaks coming out next month and we just finished
• 46:55
  watching through uh the series and we're halfway through the film we have to take
• 46:59
  a break CU [ __ ] that film is is tough
• 47:04
  yeah to get through and uh but yeah thimble weed Park is uh an adventure
• 47:10
  game an old style Adventure game like Monkey Island where you click on the you
• 47:13
  know the what you want to do and you click on what you want to do it to uh
• 47:17
  kind of thing hopefully that makes sense a point and click adventure game and
• 47:22
  it's about a like a murder in a small town so it's it's kind of a little it's
• 47:29
  got some Twin Peaks influences and some Monkey Island and day the tentacle
• 47:33
  influences and stuff like that [ __ ] yeah should be good it's by
• 47:39
  Ron Gilbert It Is by Ron Gilbert I will be getting it on the Xbox one oh yeah
• 47:44
  that's right yeah it is a on Xbox one as
• 47:47
  well yeah I need those achievements yeah 400,000 by
• 47:53
  June that that's your goal I can do it that's my goal I've got to get 9,000
• 47:58
  more that's easy I could get that this week if I really wanted to is there
• 48:04
  anything good out in the Xbox not you don't play good games to get a lot of
• 48:08
  gamer score quickly right you play really crap games to get games score
• 48:13
  really quickly like there's point and click games out there and whoa whoa yeah
• 48:18
  WR point and click games yeah Oh you mean hidden object games hidden object
• 48:22
  games yeah there a there a trash but they're in a couple hour to give you a
• 48:27
  th000 gamer score can you uh this okay
• 48:31
  we're getting refunds on the Xbox yes um
• 48:35
  that's some news this week can you get one of those games blast through it get
• 48:40
  the achievements and then get a refund see or will it revoke your achievements
• 48:45
  it'll you still have the achievements you could save a lot of money
• 48:49
  Luke uh I wouldn't do it though yeah I know you wouldn't I don't like the idea
• 48:54
  of I I like the idea of the cheap the refund be being there like if someone
• 48:58
  goes out and buys a game and it's just not what they thought it's not really
• 49:01
  what they like I like the idea of getting a refund but then I don't think
• 49:05
  it's fair for games that do take an hour or two hours to finish that people can
• 49:09
  go play it finish it and then get a refund so I think they're going to have
• 49:12
  to look at that cuz at the moment if you buy I don't think it's all
• 49:17
  games but you buy a game if you within 14 days if you played less than 2 hours
• 49:23
  you get a refund oh okay cuz when that with steam when firewatch came out
• 49:28
  firewatch only takes like 3 hours to play so people were just playing it and
• 49:31
  then getting a refund yeah and it's just [ __ ] no that's not what it's there for no like
• 49:37
  it's if you buy Mass Effect and you get for past the first hour or two hours and
• 49:41
  go no I really not getting into this that's what the refunds for yeah I just
• 49:46
  want to take it back to thimbleweed park for a sec sure yep I just remembered the
• 49:50
  uh the rewards tier that I kicked in on
• 49:54
  right the certificate the I pired Maniac mansion in Monkey Island when I was a
• 49:59
  kid and I feel bad and this reward te instantly absolves you of the guilt yep
• 50:04
  I have a I got a certificate from them [ __ ] me why isn't that I must have gone
• 50:09
  to my junk what the [ __ ] is going we looking at it right now backer guilt ABS
• 50:14
  certificate of guilt Absolution Ron Gilbert and Gary Winnick hereby absolved
• 50:17
  the thimbleweed park backer named Matthew ham of any guilt to piring
• 50:20
  Maniac mansion and or the secret of monky when they were younger signed by
• 50:24
  Ron Gilbert and Gary Winnick that's magnificent where the [ __ ] is mine cuz I definitely
• 50:30
  pirated those games yeah yeah well that's what everyone did with games back
• 50:34
  then yeah remember in the um secret of Monkey Island there was a bit where if
• 50:40
  you you there was like a maze kind of in the in the forest M and there was a bit
• 50:45
  where when if you had it on the floppy discs you know it came on like five or
• 50:47
  six floppy discs yeah and there's a bit where there was a a tree stump in the
• 50:51
  forest and you click on the tree stump and it said it goes oh it's just a tree
• 50:55
  stump wait a minute there a there's a there's a hole in it
• 50:59
  and then you you go investigate a hole and then it's like there's a it looks
• 51:04
  like there's a some kind of cave in there and I can see something shining
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  like maybe gold and or it's some kind of cave system and then he goes to climb in
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  and then it says insert dis 43 and you're like what and then so you
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  go what wait what and then you click and it goes insert dis like 67 and then it
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  does that a couple times and then it comes up and goes oh well I guess you'll
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  have to skip that bit that's great very clever I need to play them again as
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  well yeah they're on they're all on good old games I got uh the the actual the
• 51:33
  Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade Adventure game is on great good old
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  games now I picked that up recently I have that and the fate of
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  Atlant fate of Atlantis man see that's how can't they make a [ __ ] movie of
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  that I no that was a great game yeah it really was like it just it actually felt
• 51:51
  like Indiana Jones yeah and you could choose different paths like different methods
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  through the game like you uh at at I think at three different points you
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  could choose uh like fight or you could choose to solve more puzzles or you
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  could choose to team up with the the redheaded girl and like solve puzzles
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  together MH and then you could do that three different points and so you could
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  replay the game like uh math number of
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  times that would be terrible for a movie no do
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  it no I've been thinking you know a movie that they should actually reboot
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  and remake what Logan's Run they were weren't they yeah they keep trying to do
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  it because the book that logo look Logan run is one of my favorite classic Sci-fi
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  films from the 70s but the book is infinitely
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  better I still enjoy the movie but also it's terrible yeah it's it's really
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  campy but I love it like I really really like it yeah
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  yeah it's a classic it's one of those Classics yeah but yeah I wouldn't be
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  upset if they went hey we're REM making it's coming out next to you I wouldn't
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  be upset with it I think as one as moved I think the story deserves to be retold to make
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  people watch it again you hear that Hollywood Luke would not be upset with
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  that means it's going to happen yeah they were just waiting for that kind of
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  Nod of appreciation from you yeah he would also not be upset if it's St
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  Dwayne The Rock Johnson uh I'd be okay you know what' you know what there is a
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  character he could play because there's an old man that they
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  encounter when they get to the outside that could be the rock CU in the
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  in the movie right when you got to be 30
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  you were killed right there this that
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  youth obsessed culture right but in the
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  book it was 21 so it's these dumb kids
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  basically the Society of just dumb kids and when they get onto the outside in
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  the film it was Peter Hof it was an old man but in the book it's just a 40-year
• 54:06
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• 54:10
  hands and a knife like the rock could play him and he was a testament to no no
• 54:15
  no no you don't CU they always thought if you grow old you know you're useless
• 54:19
  and everything when they meet this guy and he's like no no no you can grow old
• 54:21
  and still be [ __ ] badass yeah so actually Luke not like us the
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  rock let's do this man I can't I couldn't start a fire in the wild you
• 54:33
  know just go up and die in the woods yeah
• 54:38
  yeah imagine Luke get lost in the woods I think Luke would somehow Luke
• 54:44
  would befriend a squirrel or something and somehow survive he'd have these animals looking
• 54:50
  after him yes some someone needs to look after me yeah Raised by Wolves well well
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  quick oh yeah yeah yeah I want someone to explain what they've said cuz what
• 57:59
  they've said I'm probably going to call them on this I think you're talking
• 58:03
  about my comments someone said oh oh I see I thought you meant like what Marvel
• 58:08
  has said it doesn't turn out be the best movie ever someone's eating their hat
• 58:11
  look who wrote that so I watched this trailer right and thought what the [ __ ]
• 58:18
  is this what what is this what is this it's like it's like [ __ ] is it a
• 58:25
  Sci-Fi movie is it a [ __ ] 80s [ __ ]
• 58:29
  comedy is it and then the more I tried to criticize it the more I realized this
• 58:35
  could be the best movie ever made right yeah it looks it looks pretty
• 58:41
  awesome right on down to the fact that they've changed the Thor logo to look
• 58:45
  like a VHS title yeah I wonder people said uh oh it's
• 58:51
  Hulk I know him from work people said trying to cash in on
• 58:57
  the the Guardians of the Galaxy kind of they are Nostalgia but like yeah so what
• 59:02
  yeah and it's it's made by the guy who made [ __ ] what we do in the shadows
• 59:08
  so I'm I got to say I was skeptical not not
• 59:13
  of his ability to make a film but just of like the tone and everything cuz this
• 59:17
  is an action movie you know like at the end of it all kind of thing or at least
• 59:22
  you know Thor movies Marvel movies in general they're kind of action you know
• 59:27
  summer Blockbusters and I hadn't seen anything like that from from him before
• 59:32
  which is you know that every director I guess same thing but yeah I was just
• 59:37
  curious to see how he did and from the trailer it looks [ __ ] awesome like it
• 59:41
  looks like it's got everything including a new haircut for Thor yeah yeah I must
• 59:47
  say a welcomed one yeah I'm sure the ladies are going to enjoy this for uh
• 59:51
  for for various reasons I think quite a few men are going to enjoy this
• 59:58
  okay Luke thanks for the Insight you like you like Chris Hemsworth are you ly no he's no
• 1:00:05
  rock well rock hard sorry the rock yeah the rock that's the rock to you yeah you
• 1:00:11
  got to say the rock rock to his friends it's like the edge but no no no cuz
• 1:00:15
  that's the thing um in You2 Bono refers
• 1:00:19
  to the edge as the edge all the time all I heard him say one day um oh thank you
• 1:00:26
  The Edge and I'm like no surely in that context you could just say thank you
• 1:00:29
  Edge Edge no it's the edge he's not he's
• 1:00:33
  not rock he's the rock
• 1:00:37
  yeah yeah that's fair enough I had something I wanted to throw my head into
• 1:00:42
  this ring what were we talking about just before that Thor and Chris Hemsworth
• 1:00:48
  haircuts oh yeah oh yeah so I was at um
• 1:00:52
  I was it one of the cons Manila Comic Con or
• 1:00:57
  maybe it was even Singapore ComiCon and
• 1:01:00
  um this Obi-Wan Kenobi cosplayer who just walks up to me out of the blue and
• 1:01:06
  says excuse me I I just wanted to say uh that if you ever get into
• 1:01:13
  cosplay you you you should be Loki you look exactly like
• 1:01:19
  him and I was like oh like Tommy thanks man and then we walked off and H was
• 1:01:23
  like I'm never going to [ __ ] hear the end of this am I [Laughter]
• 1:01:29
  so I don't know you know strangers on the street think I look like Tom Heston
• 1:01:33
  so that yeah yeah take that one happy with that Taylor Swift here I come hey
• 1:01:38
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• 1:01:43
  nearby I know we drove by our house all creepy like mhm beautiful house new
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• 1:01:52
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