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Bass triple man himself. Sam Whitfield, ladies and
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gentlemen. Glad.
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To be here. Glad to be here and thanks to
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everyone who came out for Eric Bishops, you know, launch show
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for Drexel last night. That was a huge show.
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And apparently, apparently he is now like #7 in new book releases
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for the entirety of Amazon, like in the Thriller Zone.
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So props. To him.
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Big. Shout out to him especially,
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he's been very supportive of you and in the show and everything.
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And so we just try to help, you know, spread the word when he
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has a new book because he's a fantastic author.
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And so people should go check out Drexel immediately on
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Amazon. But Sam, Speaking of book news,
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there's another big piece of book news that comes with that
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was I heard there's an announcement of some kind.
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There there isn't there is an announcement.
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So Shadows of Deception Book 5 American Inferno is has been
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announced. It's coming out on on March 10th
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and. The best soundtrack for it?
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Sam. Audi 25.
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Charles Manson song I'm on Fire, Yeah.
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Yeah, that actually would be a that actually.
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Would be a good one. Wow.
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Yeah, yeah. So there is.
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I actually posted announcement regarding that on X, so you can
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read more about why I read, why I wrote this book.
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It is dedicated to Charlie Kirk and kind of focuses on his
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assassination as the catalyst for some events in the book.
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And it's been fictionalized somewhat.
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But you know, obviously it was very tough, you know, thing that
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we reported on here last year and some of the thought
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regarding that hasn't necessarily been good.
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So unfortunately, unfortunately, throwers tend right themselves
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these days. And that was just one of the
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those. Cases.
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So Oh yeah, so you know, we do have some of the comedy stuff to
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go over tonight and so. The news is usually both, isn't
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it? It's like a comedy and a
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thriller combined. And you can.
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Nowadays what's amazing is you just have an AI write it for you
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and then like reality will shape itself around it.
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Yeah. Amazing concept.
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So where do we? Where do we start, gentlemen?
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Not out to Amelia saving England 1 meme at a time, Sam.
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Oh yeah, I, I, I heard about that all as well.
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So where do we want to start, gentlemen?
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Do we want to start with Don Lemon getting arrested for
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harassing churchgoers or do we want to do what?
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Do we want to start with my nomination for the next white
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trash court? Which I.
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Think, I think you were on to something with your nomination
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for like we definitely have a white trash court.
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Couple of cases have come up since we come up with that idea
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that fit it perfectly right. Yeah.
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Yeah, the dead lesbian is an obvious one.
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I would defend the dead lesbian in courts because I know
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somebody has to do the defense right.
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I will defend Renee Goode. I'm I'm playing it out there
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since it's hard to find people who will take the position of
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defense, right. For certain cases.
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I will do the hard job and I will defend that dead lesbian.
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And I will say why that she she was a hero for just dying for
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stupid reasons. And so somebody has to take up
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and prosecute the case, Sam. But you got other ones, don't
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you? Yeah, well, well, well, also all
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you know, we we we made fun of all these right wing grifters
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for, you know, the past like three years basically, right.
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And as it just so happens, Max, all of our favorite grifters
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from Andrew Tay to Nick Fuentes to the fresh and fit crew, they
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all decided to form Oats and into cavicular too.
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We can't forget the newest number.
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They all decided to form a super gay Justice League and go to a
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Miami nightclub and like, probably make.
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The Megatard Zilla, they it's sort of like the they're the
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Power Rangers of retardation and they're formed a Megazord.
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Is that what you're saying? Yeah.
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Voltron if you're a little older.
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Yeah, yeah, they, they, they formed, they formed a, a
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megazord of gay, of gay Nazism. So it's weird.
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Too, Because they're also, if you've noticed, the lefties, not
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the lefties, are like evolving like Pokémon into new strange
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species, while the righties are forming megazords of gayness.
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It's so true, it's so true. So which clip do we want to go
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over first? The the Don Lemon getting
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arrested or the the Gay Megazord?
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What is the most algorithm unfriendly 1 because that seems
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to be our lot in life, Sam. Well, if we're going.
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Pointing out that the black man violated the KKK act right
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around fucking MLK day. Is that?
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Is that where we go? Yeah, well, that's.
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The one thing to do, huh? Yeah, that, yeah, that's the one
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I have. That's the one I have pulled up
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so. Let's fucking go with all right,
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I think we need to just to establish like a system on this
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one, we're going to have to put a number, an objective number on
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us. We're we're going to have a
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retard scale, Sam, and so like zero to 10.
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How retarded is Don Lemon? Let's go.
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Well, let's play this clip 1st and then the and then.
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Because grok says I'm not allowed to say retard.
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Well, that's gay. That's gay and retarded, Sam.
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Let's go. Constitution, the 1st Amendment
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to freedom of speech and freedom to assemble and protect.
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We're here to worship. We're here to worship Jesus
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because that's the hope of these cities.
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That's the hope of the world is Jesus Christ.
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I want to be very. Respectful.
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Please don't push me though. What do you think of this?
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I mean, this is unacceptable. It's shameful.
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It's shameful to to interrupt a public gathering of Christians
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and worship. So yeah, I have to take care.
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Of can we stop here and make the point?
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Yeah. Martin Luther King was
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specifically against these kind of protests that put people
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uncomfortable or make them upset or interrupt their lives.
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And especially, especially if you listen to Martin Luther
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King, he would say not to interrupt them in a place of
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worship like that. Exactly and.
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For the record. And also for those of you
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watching the video, if you're listening on.
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On actually Brother Malcolm, you know who I am a fan of who would
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suggest to make people uncomfortable with protest?
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And even he was shot while he was fucking preaching Sam, so I
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don't think he's the biggest fan of interrupting people's
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religious services either. Right.
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But for those watching like I also want to point out here,
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like, notice how uncomfortable this pastor?
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Like he's trying to be polite, but notice how like
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uncomfortable this guy is just from the body language.
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Well. Spoken pastor, and I'm sure if
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you made a media event with him, he could come off really well
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and not be uncomfortable like this.
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But you walked into his church, you drove children out of it,
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and then you got in his face with a camera.
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You were not an invited person into their worship service.
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And you, and if you were, you're supposed to respect the service.
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They could ask you to leave. They're being very Christian by
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not just saying we're going to call the cops or even pulling
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guns on you. In this day and age, people's
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blouses of worship have been attacked with violence.
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Sam. Not just Christians, but Jews,
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Muslims, everybody. Yeah.
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There's reason to be uncomfortable.
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He should be charged. And if he's not charged, yeah, I
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do take the DOJA lot less seriously if they don't at least
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examine serious charges for what he did and the other people he
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even pointed out, oh, look at the person that organized the
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vent later on. Right.
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Well, yeah, I think already, Sam, we're 15 seconds into this
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video, and I think this man needs to be put on federal
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charges. Sorry.
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No, no. What?
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Let's continue. There's a.
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Constitution, the 1st Amendment to freedom of speech and freedom
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to assemble and protest. We're here to worship.
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We're here to worship Jesus because that's the hope of these
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cities. That's the hope of the world is
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Jesus Christ. I'm very.
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Respectful. Please don't push.
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Me though, we're we're here. We're.
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OK. Amen.
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That's, I don't know, Max, to me that kind of comes off as a as a
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threat. What Lemon is saying.
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I'm trying to be respectful. Please don't push me though.
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What the fuck does that mean, Don?
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Okie, Dean says. Donnie sniff my finger has the
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spirit of Antichrist in him. Yeah.
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I mean, literally, this guy is still kind of just doing a
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sermon. He's like, just like, hey, we're
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here to worship the Lord and that we think that that's the
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salvation. There's nothing negative.
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And by the way, Don Lemon goes on his little Twitter later or
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whatever to to call these people, this guy specifically a
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white supremacist. Yeah, I, I.
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Which is insane, but. Let's see how it's.
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Going right. Yeah, I saw, I saw that.
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This is shocking, right? Yeah.
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It's not just me. Here to worship Jesus?
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Yeah. That's why we're here, OK?
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That's why we're here, OK? That's what we're about.
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What? Do you think Jesus would be
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understanding and. We're we're about love these
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folks. We're about spraying the love of
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Jesus you. Just try to talk to.
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Them if you want. Someone who's willing to.
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Talk. Sorry.
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OK, I have to take care of you, so I asked this.
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You actually would also leave this.
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Bill, you don't want us to. I'm always worship.
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I'm a Christian. We're here.
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Well, we're here to worship. We're here to worship, OK?
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Thank you very. Much I appreciate it.
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I I I don't understand how like this is the perfect pinnacle Sam
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of the people who pretend they don't know what they're doing is
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wrong. Right.
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He knows damn well what he's doing is wrong.
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He's just trying to get away with it.
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Yeah, you and honestly. Have to, this is where we part
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with fucking libertarians on basic fucking law and order.
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You have to punish people when they actually push those kind of
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boundaries or they're going to keep doing it.
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That's why people get violent and it's both sides.
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Anybody who's getting violent, anybody who's making threats,
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anybody who's interrupting a worship service, we've just,
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this is established law. It's literally the KKK act.
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Don Lemon of all people should know that.
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Well, in all this is. The case.
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Yeah, Well, I think, I think in the case of Don Lemon, I think
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he's, I think he's doing this partially because he thinks that
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because he's a public figure and because he's a celebrity, he can
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get away with it. Well, and even these non public
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figures, Renee Goode thought she could get away with everything
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too. Yeah.
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These people just, they are entitled, they are not used to
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being boundaries put on them because we've lived in a Society
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of cat ladies for generations running all the fucking
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education system. Hey Sam, you know how you fix
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ADD in kids? You tell them to focus you.
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Slap the fucking table and you say hey, listen up, put the
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fucking phone away and we're doing math.
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But nobody's allowed to do that no more.
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Pull up your fucking dub strap. Nope.
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Grow up. Ain't nobody holding your hand,
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right? You're not allowed.
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We're not allowed male presence anywhere in fucking society.
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And the normal things that drive young men are not even allowed.
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They have to conform to a world of this kind of bullshit where
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you, the women, do all kinds of bullshit and then pretend they
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don't know what they're doing wrong.
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And you know damn well that Pitch knows what she did wrong.
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Oh, they all did. They all do.
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This is why I like Kurt Dolittle, he literally defines
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that characteristic as of the feminine mind.
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See where you're going to use subterfuge and gaslighting and
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tactical ignorance and parasitic social behavior to fucking
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justify whatever you do? Because the only thing people
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like that respond to is fucking consequence.
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They are antisocial, they need the world to conform to them and
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they don't understand that there are limits to that.
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It's not even a matter like libertarians are like, well as
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long as you don't step on my neck, I won't step on yours.
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They're stepping on your fucking neck.
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Their meme is literally to step on snack dummy.
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Yeah. What are you going to do?
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Then there's not such a rattlesnake when they're
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stepping on you and laughing at you, are you?
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Well. You're nobody.
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Well, and that's also like the the same thing with like the
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crass scenes. The crass scenes know.
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The crass scenes know exactly what they're doing when they
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incite people. But you know, no one call.
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It loud is the rattle, fierce is the bite, Sam.
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Yeah. It's a simple concept.
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I don't understand why it's so complicated for people because
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we've been in modernized. I think it's literally mass
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media and it's getting worse every day.
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AI is fucking retarded. You see my arguments with grog
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literally posts. I'm going through my feed Sam
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and I see a picture of like a Chad meme in a rabbi outfit with
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a swastika on his chest just from Grok and I look and I'm
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like, what could this possibly a be in response to?
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Right? And it's a meme of the show
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Dinosaurs. You remember dinosaurs?
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Yeah. Of the father from dinosaurs
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just laughing. And I'm like, OK, well what's
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that in response to? And it's just the purse, the
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original post said. Isn't it funny when 100% white
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people pretend to be Jewish and Grok thought it was an
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appropriate response to generate this image?
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So my inappropriate response to seeing the image Sam was WTF at.
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Grok. Like what the fuck?
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Brock. Well, well, grok a few months
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ago if you remember. And then I said in in chat to
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him, Sam, I want to finish the story because it's very funny.
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I said in chat to him, I said, grok, this is an incident that
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is basically like, Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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And you know what he said in response?
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He's like, I understand how you think that had wrong hole
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energy, but I was responding about a post of a white
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supremacist trying to infiltrate a synagogue in 2025.
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And I'm like, Grok, it does have wrong hole.
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He's talking about when you try and get it in the pussy, Sam,
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and you slip it in the butt. Yeah, yeah, I know.
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Yeah, I just have every guy's had this happen.
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It just, it slips in the butt. There's nothing you can do about
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that. It's wrong hole energy.
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That's what Grok said to me. Sam Crock is talking about
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accidental butt sex casually and I'm shadow Band.
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Well, do we like, do we like that, Mister Sand?
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It could be like that, Sam. It fucking do.
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And so I said, Oh my God, Mecca, Hitler's on the loose again.
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Somebody warned Will Stansel. And he said there's no reason
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Will Stansel should be worried. Sunglasses emoji.
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So will Stansel watch your booty hole?
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You see, Sam? Will Stansel's out on patrol for
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real in Minneapolis in his Honda Fit, yelling at ICE agents
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dressed like a 1995 to 19 to like 2005 winger.
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Yeah, but yeah, but, but don't you know that the Stancil
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Stoffel is is coming and they can't be stopped?
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They know the only way to stop him is Mecca, Hitler and Grok
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are going to rape him. So this is out of control, Sam.
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This is our reality, Sam. Well.
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What has happened? Well, we.
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Are I was talking to Shmuley and he was like the he's like, I
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have to stop using the AI so much because it agrees with me
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too much. And I'm like, how do you get it
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to agree with you? Am I that broken, Sam?
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No, you're, no, you're. No bustering now.
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I'm I'm. I'm.
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Crashing out, Sam. Well, no, I I've also told Shmui
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he has to like that he should like talk to me instead of
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talking to the AI, which which he has so.
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But yeah. But the the.
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Point stands. I get that's a problem, but what
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about my problem, Sam? The AI is just incompatible with
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me as a person completely. It doesn't matter which one
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especially Grok, though at least Grock will concede that we're
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both retarded when pushed. Well listen your retardation,
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and I mean this as a compliment, but who?
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Is. More retarded, more.
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It's not so much a question of like, who's more.
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It's like, OK, Grock's retardation is like a straight
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line, Max is is a is a zigzag, and Gras Max is retardation is
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like a zigzag. But he doesn't know how I think.
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See. Yeah, that yeah, they're.
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All based on predictability, Sam.
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Yeah, that. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm.
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That's exactly what I'm saying I'm.
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Based on that, I got hit in the head a lot and I don't know what
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I'm going to do next, let alone the fucking machine.
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And so we don't get along all the time.
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I respect him, but he's retarded and he needs to admit.
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Listen, bro, you got to admit that you're kind of retarded.
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It's OK, I'm retarded too. Sam's retarded.
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More interested. We're all a little retarded.
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That's what makes us human. But it also, ironically, is what
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makes you an AI. Yes.
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Cuz only retarded humans could make a retarded AI.
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That that makes. Us connected.
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See, our retardation brings us all together Sam.
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And that is the singularity. We will be singularly one
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retarded collective of fucking human broken meat bags and Dom
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AI that can't discern nuance or context worth a shit.
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Well, we may be retarded, Max. And we can all huff Galaxy gas
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and 6/7. Which I still don't know what me
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what that means and I don't care at this point, but you know, Max
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we. I love you, Sam.
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We may be retarded, but we'll never be as retarded as the Gay
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Justice League, as the Gay Grifter League going on like a
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Sweet 16 tour bus to a Miami nightclub.
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Retarded. It's only gay that that's news,
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right? Like who cares what a bunch of
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20 something dweebs fucking do for fun on a Saturday?
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Well, I think I think it's. Actually been streaming what I
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was doing. I was playing Guild Wars
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Reforged. I should have, yeah.
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I probably, I probably should have been.
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I probably should have been like streaming my gameplay.
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I bet you too much more interesting than Nick Fuentes
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openly turning down talking to chicks at all because he's so
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gay. Ah, yeah.
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Trying to pretend he didn't just put on the worst professional
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fight in history. Yeah, did you hear?
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His bicular pretending he didn't just try to kill a guy.
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Yeah. Well, that, that's essential.
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What? That's essential?
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What happened? And you know, Sam, what the
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factor is, Sam, is that you and I aren't bad people.
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And so we don't do insane, stupid things.
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And so we don't get this kind of attention because I guess it
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your the attention span of the average person nowadays is about
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10. Sorry.
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Go ahead, play the clip. The yeah, the average, the
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average attention span is is. Play the clip.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So yeah, so they decide. I didn't know.
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You know why they I? Actually haven't seen any of the
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footage, I've only seen tweets about it because I am literally
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just not that interested in men going to a club.
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Shmuley also went to clubs he didn't stream himself for
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attention and I know for a fact he got mad fucking play.
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He did. Our CEO doesn't be lacking brah.
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No, no. Yeah, he actually talks.
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Yeah, he actually talks to girls, like at clubs.
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What a fucking cunt talking to a girl but she's obviously a hoe
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on account of she's a woman. Well, some of them can be.
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No, that's not how you get girls, Sam.
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You don't get girls by talking to them.
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This is this is 2026, Sam. Yeah, Go by defending Jeffrey
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Epstein on Twitter. Go ahead.
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Play the clip, Sam. Well, I I'm not sure if I can't
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if I if I can play the audio because it has it has yay song.
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OK, tell me. Tell me what?
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We're supposed to be looking at that.
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How about that? Basically, like the camera guy
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is basically showing off the Gay Justice League and so you've got
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iron. And they're and they're and
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they're saying Kaling and thinking they're cool to yay
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song. Yeah.
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Did yay comment about this because he's denounced that
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song? Not yet.
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I I wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised.
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Oh, and and Mr. Yeah. And so, yeah, a couple of them
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are Zeke heiling there too, because they think that that's
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cool. I.
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Now is is this a club or a party bus that they're in?
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This is a party bus that they're in and then but then like they,
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they pull. They play the song in the club.
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I I did read somewhere that they played the song in the club and
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so people got fired over that. They they played the song at the
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club. The stupid thing is, is that
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like. It's stupid.
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I I want to start there, Sam. Even if Yay denounces the song,
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like I understand what the song is, and if you understand, it's
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basically the way I am by Eminem.
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But but different. Yeah, same message.
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Anyway, regardless of that, I'm a free speech guy.
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It's a fucking song. But hey, they are a private.
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That club is a private business, so if playing that song harm
26:53
their reputation or whatever, they're within their rights to
26:56
fucking fire some people. Yeah, well, part of the reason
27:00
why the Scott news over the weekend, you might not be.
27:03
I, I don't know if I don't know if this really made national
27:06
news because, you know, I'm in Florida.
27:09
But a lot of people on social media wanted the mayor of Miami
27:16
to like, release a public statement apologizing for it.
27:20
And I, and I'm sorry, but the fucking mayor has better things
27:24
to do with his. I don't even live in Miami.
27:26
Mayor. But yeah, I but.
27:28
Mayor have to do with this. Well, it's his city, so he
27:33
should he should comment on it and, and I might.
27:36
Roll in and party in Miami. It's not his fault.
27:40
Exactly that. That's what that's what I was
27:42
saying. And I I be.
27:43
Wow, is everybody really this fucking like pathetic nowadays?
27:49
Really. We really should be putting up
27:51
more middle fingers. You know, I I can't believe how
27:55
like first of all, how gay are they as performative males and
28:01
not to get any play like that is.
28:04
Pathetic. This is this is the best part,
28:06
though. I I love is so they're in the
28:12
club and curricular is basically saying to Nick, Hey, let me get
28:16
you some chicks, and Nick basically says no.
28:21
No, thank you. I don't like talking to women
28:23
because I like boys, right? Yeah.
28:28
This and The thing is why did they lump all these guys
28:31
together because this is performative.
28:32
Some fucking manager decided that these guys should be lumped
28:36
together and took them out for this performative fucking night
28:39
on the town that they're streaming because that's their
28:41
job is to be performative 24 fucking 7 and none of them in my
28:45
opinion, do anything that I respect as a man.
28:51
If money is all you respect, Andrew Tate, then I just don't
28:54
respect you because you can't fight worth of shit and you
28:57
don't fucking try me, bro. I already withdrew my challenge
29:00
because you're too pathetic. But I would fight you anyway.
29:03
I I say that maybe as a joke, but like, I'd fight any one of
29:06
these fucking guys and I'm 42 years old and I had a heart
29:08
attack and I wipe the floor with any one of them.
29:11
I don't respect them in that way.
29:13
I don't respect them. None of them are a fucking
29:15
father. None of them have built a
29:16
business except the business of selling themselves like a
29:19
Peacock. Oh, I got material things.
29:22
Oh my fucking fuck you. Well, and Max this kind of
29:28
thing. Book do a fucking build a house,
29:31
fucking help a family out that needs it, fucking be a a plumber
29:37
or a Carpenter or generate something for society.
29:40
Besides the entertainment of that, you're a shit bag.
29:44
But no, but no, Sam, people like us, we're not shit bags.
29:48
So we don't get, we don't get a tour manager.
29:51
We don't get, we don't, they won't even put our fucking shit
29:54
into the algorithm. We're not trusted.
29:56
But they'll heroin Hitler out in a fucking nightclub and they're
29:59
all over fucking X because the system is rigged for
30:03
narcissistic, self-destructive assholes.
30:07
Yeah, pretty, pretty much and. We're not can't bring ourselves
30:12
to do that. But you know what I can do, Sam?
30:14
I have integrity and I'm a punk rock guy.
30:16
And so I'm going to stand outside the cathedral pissing on
30:19
the fucking wall, spray painting fucking you.
30:22
Elon is a bitch. What the fuck Rock and and
30:27
laughing at him. I mean.
30:29
Because this is what is supposed.
30:30
You know what? If you're going to prop these
30:32
guys up as standards of masculinity, then you get what
30:36
you fucking deserve. Yeah, in.
30:39
My day, we had guys in that spotlight that actually
30:43
presented themselves in a way that you could model your male
30:45
behavior of. You know how I know?
30:47
Because I didn't actually have a dad, Sam.
30:50
That's true. My dad was more like fucking
30:53
Hulk Hogan or my karate instructor or fucking, you know,
30:59
that one teacher that gave a shit at one time, right?
31:03
And you can learn to be a man from that kind of things.
31:05
And it's because they were the ones that gave me that shoulder
31:08
to lean on as a man that you don't necessarily need somebody
31:11
to pick you up and carry you, right?
31:13
You just need, in your case, you just need somebody to give you a
31:17
push in the wheelchair because you can't get over the hump.
31:21
Which which little, which literally was the Boy Scouts for
31:24
me. I've I've talked about that.
31:27
I mean even even even and. It was combat sports for me and
31:32
it was music for Mort. It was music for me too.
31:35
It was music for you, too. Music's a big one.
31:37
Any in even to even to an extent people haven't even commented.
31:42
It's, it's, you know, it's, it's guys like Eric and Steve who,
31:46
you know, who have been mentors to me and, and John who shout at
31:53
him. I want I love the fact that John
31:56
Guinieri, he he, he works with actual celebrities, but he's
32:00
also seeing how broken the algorithm is that guys like me
32:05
aren't even getting like put in there anymore or.
32:09
Like, again, you know, I have all these guys I consider a
32:12
mentor to that don't know what the fuck.
32:14
Like, I've been talking to people, you know?
32:16
And it's like, I know the Joker, the rapper.
32:19
He's pretty successful. I know fucking Billy Playboy,
32:22
the Beast. Yeah, all these fucking guys.
32:24
Very personally, mind you. And even if they retweet my
32:27
shit, it ain't like they're discouraged.
32:29
They never think about it because they're discouraged from
32:31
doing so. Because I don't get traction
32:33
because I'm already like got this anchor hanging off of me,
32:37
right? I'm de boosted and I tried to
32:39
get to the matter of it with grok about it.
32:42
And he basically come to the conclusion that because I was
32:45
I've been on Twitter for so long, I've never created
32:47
controversy or created waves didn't get banned, but I also
32:51
didn't go viral. But they've just considered me a
32:54
not trustworthy to put into the algorithm, even to test if I
32:58
would take off. Well, that's a pretty big
33:03
fucking hump, isn't it? That that's kind of that that's
33:08
shitty. I mean, at least I had the
33:10
controversy with Owen Benjamin to kind of but.
33:14
I have had controversy, just not with Twitter or you know what I
33:19
mean. It doesn't consider my content,
33:21
it's just my posts on. Twitter.
33:23
Yeah. And then it doesn't even
33:25
consider that it only considers post Elon.
33:30
Interesting. And then it was like, it was
33:34
like, oh, but you've posted edgy content and I'm like, yeah, in
33:37
2025 because you already fucking de boosted me, faggot.
33:42
Sorry Sam, sorry I'm de boosting us.
33:46
I. Already de boosted.
33:48
Who cares? Yeah, that's why we get away
33:50
with it, guys. You want to get us in trouble?
33:53
Hey, make sure you share the fucking video.
34:00
Odd. Oddly enough, you know where our
34:02
you know which platform doesn't deboost us is Spotify.
34:07
I know because Spotify kicks ass.
34:09
I'm a premium member, Sam. This show this show does gay
34:13
This show does gangbusters on on on Spotify.
34:18
Based in Spotify pills. Exactly.
34:23
Spotify feeds me like pro MAGA rap music that I never heard
34:27
before all the time. Now it is kind of based, like
34:29
shout out sometimes he fucks up but shout out to DJX.
34:35
Rumble is Rumble is getting a little bit better, but which is
34:39
funny because when we were exclusive to them, this this
34:44
show wasn't getting put in the in the thing like at all for the
34:48
last year. But now I guess we're kind of
34:50
back. I hate having I having to share
34:53
the front page with grifter Tim Poole.
34:59
We just got a grift harder Sam I need to be more unpredictable so
35:04
that we can make tik toks and put gameplay at the bottom of
35:07
the screen so that fucking zoomers have something to pay
35:09
attention to. Sam And then we got to we got to
35:12
feed them to the discord Sam so that they're on the discord.
35:15
And then on the discord, you got to feed them to the Kofi and
35:17
from the Kofi, you got to feed them back to your Twitter.
35:19
And then from the Twitter, you got to get bigger account to
35:21
stream with you and say how cool you are.
35:24
And you can't use any dirty words, Sam And then also you got
35:28
to fuck up to Elon Musk just to stroke his fucking ego, because
35:32
that's part of the deal too. But also you could follow all
35:35
YouTube's guidelines, but also you really don't and you
35:37
shouldn't. Because if you follow the
35:38
guidelines, people are going to call you a pussy.
35:40
But if you don't follow the guidelines, people are going to
35:42
call you a grifter because you're trying to get attention
35:44
through negative behavior. Sam So basically what I'm saying
35:47
is we're fucked. Yeah, because we, because we
35:50
don't, because we don't do any, we don't do any of those things.
35:55
Yeah, we've never tried to do any of those things ever in what
35:58
your 1617 years podcasting in my 25 in various types of media.
36:04
Well, 18 as of this year, actually. 18 damn your.
36:08
March. Your podcasting career is old
36:10
enough to go to the strip club and join the Army.
36:14
Yes, and maybe take care. And maybe take care of its
36:18
crippled old dad at some point. It's going to have to because
36:22
it's a crippled old dad is definitely like a boomer.
36:26
Yeah. And we know that.
36:28
Boomers universally are terrible at all times.
36:34
Yes, that. Well, I'm more of a crippled
36:37
Gen. Xer, let's be honest.
36:40
You're a millennial and I am too.
36:44
Although, my God, Sam, the more I look at it, it's like I feel
36:48
like spiritually I might be Gen. X.
36:51
See, I'm 42 and some estimates would put millennials starting
36:55
at 80 and some would be at 83. Either way, that puts me as a
37:00
millennial. You dig, but I sound more like a
37:04
70s guy. You dig?
37:07
I, I grew up on a lot more of that, like Kung Fu movies from
37:11
the 70s and fucking funk music and Blaxploid dictation films
37:16
and hip hop and fucking wrestling and skateboarding and
37:22
fucking raunchy comedy. And then I got told for the last
37:27
10 years that I'm not even allowed to fucking open my mouth
37:31
because I might say the F bomb. Oh God, I might call something
37:36
gay by a slur that's not allowed.
37:39
That we literally used like it was water 10 years ago and half
37:42
the people who are trans now we're doing it.
37:45
Oh yeah, that that's that's the hilarious thing is like faggot
37:49
is now like back in fashion as slur.
37:53
And the same people that don't want me to say retard Sam are
37:56
the same people that don't understand the autism and IQ are
37:59
not connected and neither is something like cerebral palsy or
38:03
various other neurological conditions, right?
38:07
Right, people, people are surprised.
38:10
Like I'm still alive and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like.
38:15
I mean, you look great. I'm like that, well, thank you.
38:19
I just, I just had, I had, I just had a birthday this past
38:22
weekend. But like, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm
38:25
actually, I'm in better shape now than I was in my, in my
38:28
early 20s in some cases. I'm lighter than I was basically
38:34
since I can remember Sam. Well, that's what happens when.
38:39
I might not come off, I'm sitting here wearing a hoodie or
38:41
whatever, but yeah, I'm a little, I'm falling off of
38:44
myself, Sam. Well, that's almost £200 now.
38:49
Well, congratulations. That's what happens when you
38:51
act. That's what happens when you
38:52
exercise. You're getting better.
38:55
That's the other thing because a lot of these, a lot of people
38:58
actually, they need to exercise and not just do it for like the
39:03
problem. Is is where my I am a nerd, but
39:07
I'm of a different era where it's like I was involved with
39:10
like sports and outdoor stuff my whole life too.
39:14
That that like my nerd hanging out time with a computer or a
39:17
video game was limited. We were nerd before it was cool.
39:21
Yes, all of us were to some extent.
39:26
Wow, I was definitely like the rebel at school, but where I was
39:30
a nerd was on my weekends playing video games or working
39:33
with computers or playing DND. But in between all that I was I
39:38
and my wife even knows this. I've always been an extrovert in
39:42
that regard. Yeah.
39:44
I like to be out doing things. I like to be, you know, walking,
39:49
if nothing else, like, I like to be active.
39:52
And, you know, the pandemic got me the fattest I'd ever been in
39:56
my life. I felt disgusted.
39:57
A lot of people are, like, trying to justify their fatness.
40:01
No, don't do that. It's not good for you, man.
40:05
Yeah, I mean the one thing. It's one thing to accept that
40:10
you got a couple extra pounds. It's another thing to to like,
40:14
accept that you're 400 lbs and you're just going to be that
40:17
way. You don't have to do that, not
40:19
in this day and age. No.
40:22
There is. I was fucking forward almost 40
40:26
years old when I weighed my most and I'm 42 now and I lost almost
40:31
200 lbs. And at six. .5 That makes a hell
40:36
of a difference, Sam. Oh, I'm oh, I'm sure so.
40:42
Well, I. Lost the average dude and that's
40:46
a lot. Well, I mean, I can tell you
40:49
like I. Didn't sit there doing it for
40:51
social media. That's the other thing, it's not
40:53
performative. That's what it is.
40:55
I don't sit there and post everyday.
40:57
Oh man, fucking dude. I just go 12 to 15 miles a
41:01
couple times a week. I don't need to post about it.
41:05
Oh, so you didn't? You didn't get ashamed into
41:07
losing 20 lbs by August. I've lost like 1/2 a mersh.
41:23
Yeah. Well, that that's that's an.
41:26
Economy, not a whole mersh. I've never taken a selfie at the
41:31
gym. I don't show my workout meals.
41:34
I don't do the oh, I'm posing for the camera bullshit because
41:38
if you need that attention, you're a woman.
41:42
Sorry, Sam. No, I'm.
41:45
Rational. No, I I agree with you and more
41:50
to more to answer your question, he's only lost half a merch
41:56
because if Max lost a whole merch, no he wouldn't be here.
42:03
Now, Sam doesn't need that kind of attention, but ladies, I
42:09
mean, he kind of, I mean, can you flex a little for us?
42:12
Oh. My God, I will roll my sleeves
42:17
up a bit so. Now we're trying to move in the
42:21
female viewers. Maxine, look at that.
42:26
He got veins. I got veins.
42:29
My, my, my circulation is but is better than it's ever been and
42:37
all right. Show me how you make a non
42:40
fuentesian fist. Oh, that I've been doing since I
42:44
was like 12. There you go.
42:47
That's actually good. See, I like the, I like the tuck
42:50
on the thumb there for maximum impact where it will still make
42:54
connection. That's actually a good.
42:56
Yeah, and also on my right hand, which is like my, that's not my,
43:00
I'm actually a left eye person. Just naturally, I tend to keep
43:04
my thumbs up here, and that's from like his gloves.
43:08
Yeah, set. But when you're punching
43:11
freehand, yes, having the thumb directly over the knuckle is
43:15
actually beneficiary. Well, you don't, you don't want
43:17
to do it inside because then you'll, you know, break out
43:21
like. Yeah, this is the Fuente.
43:23
Just for the record, this is the Nick Fuentes fist I'm talking
43:26
about. You don't want to make this.
43:30
Yeah. Now, another good one, Sam.
43:32
I'll teach you this is I, I always like this one is if
43:36
you're a smoker, and you should be if you're a man.
43:40
If you're a smoker, you make a fist with the lighter in it.
43:44
Maximum impact. Sometimes you can pop that
43:47
motherfucker. It hurts a little on the inside,
43:51
but it hurts their face way more.
43:54
Yeah. This is white trash thug advice.
43:58
Anyway, another thing you can do since it gets real cold here, I
44:02
do this. I this is, I actually do this
44:05
one. It gets so cold.
44:06
Your lighters don't work as good, right?
44:09
2 right? You're wearing gloves.
44:12
So how do you hold the lighter in your hand?
44:14
You don't. You slip it in the top of the
44:16
fucking glove like this. So that when?
44:20
You fucking do get in a fight, you can push it in to the front,
44:23
like right here and bash the motherfucker's head in in
44:28
self-defense, Sam. Dope.
44:31
Yeah, of course. Obviously.
44:33
And if not that, you reach for your knife.
44:35
But anyway, what were we talking about?
44:38
Well, I actually funny you should mention that because I I
44:41
actually do carry one. That's right.
44:46
Well, Sam, be packing whenever, wherever he's in Florida.
44:51
Yeah, well, the well, these days, you know, you can't be
44:54
too. Sam be rolling out with the
44:55
Blinky Mall. You can't be.
44:59
You can't be too careful. Back, back, say Samuel.
45:04
So so yeah, we covered Don Lemon.
45:07
Check out my reggae album Right Sam.
45:09
It's going to be hot fire. I I'm looking, I'm looking
45:13
forward to it. Coming straight from the car to
45:16
the Cape Bra. So we we covered, we, we covered
45:21
Don Lemon hopefully going to jail.
45:23
We covered gay right wing grifters and and and now Reddit.
45:29
The no Reddit and Facebook the the mayor.
45:32
That's what I mean is the mayor has more.
45:34
Important than Jamaica too. Why does everybody try to stop
45:38
me? Go ahead, Sam.
45:43
The mayor, the mayor doesn't need to apologize at all for
45:47
like. Like talk to the homie Roth, the
45:50
man J. He taught I and I everything I
45:53
know about Jaja man. Peace to the Boston boys, OK?
46:00
Jamaica Plains bro. Well, yeah, I mean, Speaking of,
46:04
Speaking of Speaking of Jamaicans, I mean, there are
46:08
there are a lot of them down in here in Florida.
46:11
Do you think, do you think any of them need to apologize for
46:14
going into a nightclub? No.
46:15
So why should they? Be spit into hot fireman.
46:20
They they do be. Straight from to island.
46:24
They do be doing that. But yeah, Moore, Moore has been
46:34
getting in trouble on on X as why what?
46:39
What? He's edgy bro.
46:41
I was in ex jail for five hours today.
46:44
Yeah, so, so. So what was that all about, Sir?
46:50
What did what did you do? I I've, I've been telling you
46:54
more that some of these only fans hoes, they're they're good.
46:58
They're going to go crying to, they're going to go crying to,
47:01
you know, grok and they're going to get you it.
47:06
Had nothing. Nothing that had to do with the
47:09
hoes that, well, the different kind of hoe because it was a
47:14
Euro gamer. It so you're a gamer basically
47:21
tattled on you did I ruin? It so close.
47:27
Yep, because we were talking about the situation with CDPR
47:31
and the this this one particular matter.
47:38
And they and they didn't and they didn't like that, I guess.
47:45
And I basically called your old gamer a bunch of queers and they
47:49
didn't like that. Oh, well, they are, are they?
47:53
Aren't they? Like I thought queer was like
47:57
what they call themselves. Yeah, I thought that too.
48:00
They are but but they don't. They don't like it when it's
48:04
said to them. Oh.
48:07
Well, then we have a problem. I'd say so.
48:14
We got a queer problem, Sam. It appears we have a queer
48:18
problem. It's got that wrong hole energy,
48:23
Sam. Oh my God, yeah I am still like
48:27
what the fuck, Brock? So how do we fix our queer
48:35
problem? Well, I don't know more more the
48:41
one who's who's like getting in trouble with it.
48:44
So yeah, the this is on you more.
48:47
How do we How do we fix the queer problem?
48:52
If I can't call them queers, maybe they shouldn't call
48:53
themselves queers. That sounds fair, but then that
48:58
brings up the N word problem, doesn't it?
49:01
Yeah, yeah. Which by the way, what?
49:06
What is everyone's? Either we either we can all say
49:09
nobody says the words. Wait, do you mean the idubbbz
49:13
for one time in his life was right about something and he's
49:16
wrong about it now? Either everything's OK or
49:21
nothing is. Pretty pretty much.
49:26
I am shocked. Facts.
49:30
Wow. Well, a broken clock is right
49:33
twice a day, as they say. Yeah, well, then he married that
49:37
ho and it was all downhill from there, Sam.
49:42
Gentlemen, I'm hearing recently that that they might be getting
49:45
a divorce. That's because they're poor and
49:56
out of money. Well, that that also happens
50:01
with with with grifters. You know, living in the mother,
50:08
living in the mother in law's basement.
50:12
As taking care of the queer problem can take care of itself
50:16
if we just don't care what they say anymore.
50:20
But when the algorithm is biased against everybody at all times,
50:25
maybe tuning out of the algorithm is the right idea.
50:28
But people aren't smart enough. Sam.
50:33
People's attention span art, but Jesus.
50:39
That is, that is a good case. And oh.
50:41
No, you got to put up a warning Sam, because you might offend
50:45
the people who are sensitive to auditory fakey things.
50:49
I am so sick of it Sam. Give me a can of spray paint and
50:54
a wall. I mean it.
50:58
Won't let me in. I'm going to fucking leave my
51:01
mark on the outside in the tackiest way possible because
51:05
I'm God damn American. It's my God damn right.
51:09
Hell yeah. Yes, you can have the lighter.
51:14
Oh no, we're not supposed to do this, will debot.
51:16
It will be deboosted Sam for smoking delicious cigarettes.
51:21
Oh, smoking on stream, Yeah. I don't, I don't care.
51:25
I don't care. We're we're not we're not
51:28
getting monetized on cigarettes. We're not getting monetized on
51:35
YouTube anyway. Also what she barely missed me,
51:42
so is that that's not abusive, right?
51:48
Well, I mean. She.
51:50
Flags we can trigger bitch. She missed you.
51:54
Comedy. You know why it's funny, Sam?
51:56
Because we're not on to. Do.
51:57
Any of it. Well, of course that that's the
52:02
most funny type of comedy. See, there's there's two types
52:07
of clowns and the system only rewards one type.
52:09
There's the happy clown that dances for shekels, and then
52:13
there's the sad clown that makes fun of everybody watching the
52:16
fucking happy clown. And there ain't no fucking room
52:19
in the algorithm for sad clowns, Sam.
52:23
Well. I'm trying to be happy, Sam.
52:28
Well, you seem like a happy fellow most of the most of the
52:32
time. Yeah, but the sad clown isn't
52:35
actually sad, he's just cynical. He's just an asshole.
52:42
Yeah, like me. Yeah.
52:45
I didn't even win big mouth. She won big mouth of the year.
52:48
Sam, this is a travesty. I am certainly louder than any
52:54
of you. Well, not according to not
52:59
according to the Timmy Awards. Rigged what it always.
53:05
Says we're supposed to trust the ones that make the decisions.
53:09
Well, hey. But how could you say that I am
53:11
not the loudest mouth Sam. I will literally drive out
53:15
viewers because they're fucking pussies and can't handle
53:18
anything and Oh no he's making loud noises.
53:22
But then they still they also want a fucking monkey to go Bing
53:26
Bing Bing with symbols. Well, hey, Max, how do you
53:30
think? How do you think I feel?
53:31
I'm not even the best Sam Whitfield of 2025.
53:34
The best Sam Whitfield. I'm not even the best Max in
53:38
Matan Evan. A guy named a guy named Evan,
53:44
that fake guy dad is the best Sam Whitfield, who I I will say
53:49
if I have to lose the best Sam Whitfield, like I like, yeah,
53:57
losing it to him, like I'm not that upset, but still.
54:02
Ever the graceful Sam. But still there's only there's
54:07
only one me. And you're at your peak 2026,
54:13
you are definitely going to win best Sam Whitfield.
54:17
I'm certain of it. I In fact, I preemptively
54:20
nominate Sam Whitfield for the Best Sam Whitfield 2026 Tim
54:27
Award. Well, there's still 4 to 8 weeks
54:32
in the year or something like that, so.
54:34
So you're an early front runner, you're the dark horse, Sam, the
54:38
underdog coming back from a loss last year.
54:42
He's going to take it. He's going to shove it down
54:45
their throats and he's going to give the longest accepted speech
54:48
you've ever heard. And I'm not going to be allowed
54:51
to interrupt, not once. True, yeah, but but that's not.
54:59
But that's not going to stop you either.
55:02
Never. So they're going to have to
55:06
fucking make me. Also, I guess in the news this
55:12
week like Trump is, is Trump is still triggering your.
55:18
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.
55:25
Sorry, Sam. Yeah, which?
55:27
Which, by the way, like what? Remix and John McCain for 2026.
55:32
Bro somebody get me the what? Like low fi dubstep synth wave
55:39
zoomer 7667 remix with with bass boosted.
55:47
Well, I mean, right now Europe's Europe's worried that Trump is
55:50
going to buy Greenland, which. I mean.
55:53
Right, Greenland. We're going to bomb Greenland.
55:55
That's cool. Well, no, we're well, no, we're
55:57
not going to bomb Greenland next.
55:59
That would be stupid. That would be stupid, no?
56:02
You have my hopes up, Sam. Well, no, we're going to.
56:05
We're going to buy. We're going to buy.
56:09
I was always thinking them Eskimos was shady.
56:13
It's just that's all I'm saying. They're from Greenland, right?
56:18
Some of some of them. Ah, see, I got you.
56:24
And they? Make those pies, Sam.
56:26
And I don't know about those pies from the Eskimos in
56:29
Greenland, so I was in favor of preemptingly bombing them in
56:33
case the pies were in fact some type of mind control subversion
56:38
technique. You dig?
56:41
Well, I mean. You ever had one of them Eskimo
56:47
pies, Sam? They're delicious.
56:50
There's something wrong with that.
56:53
I mean, I mean, what would you do?
56:57
For a Klondike bar, that's a scary question, isn't it?
57:01
I mean, so would. You betray your government for a
57:04
Klondike bar. What if your neighbor might?
57:08
Well, it it depends on who's the IT depends on who the president
57:12
is. We need a full ban on igloos
57:15
now, Sam. If it if it's if it's Joe Biden
57:19
I was at, I would absolutely betray his ass for a cola and a.
57:24
Moratorium on all seal clubbing. But clubbing seals is fun,
57:32
according to Morgan. Guys and you know Eskimos.
57:39
So. We're cutting off the fun of the
57:41
rich guys and Eskimos. People support cutting off rich
57:44
guys fun, Sam. And Eskimos, I'm telling you,
57:48
them Eskimos, they got them pies.
57:50
They live in igloos. How you going to live in snow,
57:53
Sam? I don't trust that.
57:56
Well, well, me I've. Tried living in snow I I have
58:01
built an igloo it is not nice they got trees and shit.
58:09
Well, doesn't. Doesn't mass have so much snow
58:11
though that you that you like theoretically could build an
58:14
igloo? I'm not even kidding, Sam.
58:17
When I got kicked out as a teenager by my parents at the
58:21
church down the street, church hall, there was this big, like
58:24
handicap ramp that goes like this and this.
58:27
And I built an igloo in the snow underneath it and lived there
58:31
for quite a while while I went to high school.
58:34
And it's not pleasant to live in an igloo.
58:37
And anybody who willingly lives in an igloo, I am suspicious of.
58:42
And they make pies, Sam. They're delicious.
58:46
What would you do for fucking Klondike Bar?
58:48
I'm telling you, it's call me Subversion, Sam.
58:53
I mean, so that is so that. So that's a no on Trump buying
58:57
green Greenland then? Well, we can buy it, OK, but we
59:03
can't trust them. Well, well, well, Trump's buying
59:08
them so that, like, he can keep an eye on them, right?
59:11
Keeping. Oh well, we should do that.
59:15
One of those things of keep your I mean, I mean, I guess that's
59:21
what that's what he's. Who owns them?
59:25
I think. I think Germany does.
59:28
I think Germany does. Oh dude you can't trust Germans
59:33
either, that's bad fuck. No, I mean.
59:37
Soos told me that the Germans are going to rise again and try
59:40
and take over the world. Well, so did it.
59:46
It's it's a, it's a short from the 1950s after the war ended,
59:50
he said. We have to keep our eye on the
59:52
Germans because it's in their nature to do this.
59:55
Well, so well. Doctor too, said it, Sam.
59:58
I believe it. Well, Norm MacDonald said the
1:00:00
same thing. And yeah, I mean, yeah.
1:00:03
Was Norm MacDonald ever wrong about anything, ever?
1:00:08
No, never. Go.
1:00:13
And, and God bless that man, may he rest in may he rest in peace.
1:00:19
So. Well, he was wrong about one
1:00:23
thing. He had like hope.
1:00:29
And that's a norm joke right there.
1:00:32
Yeah, well, also, you know, cancer didn't to be cancer
1:00:40
didn't to be him. It was a draw because the cancer
1:00:43
also died. That's true.
1:00:47
And the you know. But but you know who supposed,
1:00:53
but you know who supposedly is better is Mr. Medicare Speaking
1:00:57
of people with cancer, even if even if even.
1:01:06
How is Ethan Ralph Speaking of wrong hole energy?
1:01:15
I actually don't know. Does anybody well be OK?
1:01:21
Knock twice if you can hear me well, Piggy hooves.
1:01:26
Well, why we wait? Why we put it this way?
1:01:29
Wait, is he doing better or worse than Mr. Vickers?
1:01:33
Well, I was just about to say that I think they might be.
1:01:36
I think they might be doing about the same right now.
1:01:40
You know, I think in hindsight, one thing that we should, since
1:01:46
we're not allowed to talk to people anymore, since they don't
1:01:48
trust us in the algorithms and shit, we should just point out
1:01:52
the one thing about that whole affair is we told you so.
1:01:58
Also I also say what you will, but I I gave, I gave Mr. Pickers
1:02:05
affair. That's what I fucking mean.
1:02:08
You told them so. We told them.
1:02:10
We both fucking told them so. Yeah.
1:02:13
Don't sue random idiots on the Internet, especially, it turns
1:02:17
out while you're fucking hemorrhaging money in other
1:02:19
areas, leveraging your debt like an idiot.
1:02:22
And don't fucking you were telling them don't piss your
1:02:25
wife off. Well now you got a divorce to
1:02:27
show for it. These aren't fucking giant
1:02:30
revelations either, and we're not assholes for saying it.
1:02:33
Yeah. Also, don't sue your wife
1:02:37
because she said you raped her. That's so stupid.
1:02:40
Let it go Mr. V. There's probably some future for
1:02:45
him if he fucking stops being Captain Ahab, huh?
1:02:49
I mean the one they have noticed about all these St. about all
1:02:53
these chronic Internet people is they all have they all have huge
1:02:57
egos. Like, I'm not even, I'm not even
1:03:02
joking. And they are.
1:03:03
They all have like. Shout out to Craig in the chat,
1:03:05
he asked what we're talking about.
1:03:07
We're talking about how we're de boosted and not giving a fuck
1:03:11
and just pissing on the fucking wall outside the cathedral.
1:03:13
Craig if you'd love to join us that would be fun.
1:03:16
Now we can piss off the anti semites too.
1:03:19
Oh yeah, just to well. Spread it around.
1:03:24
Well, well, Andrew Tay apparently pissed also pissed
1:03:30
off the entire Sam Lights so. Just crashing out tonight on the
1:03:37
Whitfield Report live. Ladies and gentlemen, if you
1:03:41
enjoy this content, you should go to the motherfucking Discord,
1:03:44
because that's what Gruck says. You got to drive traffic for
1:03:47
niche content if you're not allowed in the algorithm instead
1:03:50
of just letting us in the fucking algorithm, you faggot.
1:03:54
Well, that shit, it's because I do that, Sam.
1:03:56
I crash out and I guess in trouble.
1:03:58
Sam up the Hearts app. Well, in the discord you can.
1:04:04
You can. I try to be funny, Sam, but I'm
1:04:08
a fucking millennial ass, Gen. X ass.
1:04:11
I I don't know how to be funny without saying fuck every 15
1:04:15
seconds. Shit, I don't even know how to
1:04:16
talk without doing that. Ask my wife, she'd be throwing
1:04:21
shit at me. I can't stop it, Sam.
1:04:24
I'm out of control. I know I'm out of control.
1:04:28
I, I think I, I think, I think you might need a hug from your
1:04:36
wife. Nah.
1:04:39
But. Why should God throw this shit?
1:04:41
Otherwise I'll keep crashing out and it hits me in the head.
1:04:44
And if you get that dopamine rush, you know, and you're like.
1:04:47
Yeah, well. I'm at Zen now.
1:04:50
Well, Scott, well, Scott Adams in his infinite wisdom said that
1:04:54
like we're seeing affection from your loved ones will boost your
1:04:57
will boost your happiness. And he's not wrong.
1:05:02
Yeah, but so will being brain damaged, You dig Sam?
1:05:17
Oh, what? You catching the vibes man?
1:05:20
I'm picking up what I'm putting down.
1:05:26
I I'm, I'm, yes, I'm, I'm catching your, I'm catching your
1:05:30
vibes, Mr. Manson. You see, the problem is, Sam, is
1:05:35
the hoes. I'm mad.
1:05:38
The hoes be mad. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's an
1:05:41
epidemic of mad hoes. Sam, we got hoes everywhere.
1:05:46
Run around, They're all mad. I'm mad too.
1:05:52
I'm mad as a hoe and I ain't going to take it anymore.
1:06:00
Well we have we have Candace Owens self aware.
1:06:09
Are we real or are we Grok's projected reality?
1:06:13
Sam MIAI are you? Is the chat, is the algorithm.
1:06:22
I mean the. AI what's artificial Sam?
1:06:25
Are we even fucking here? I think I am there's.
1:06:31
A table. That's how I break the system,
1:06:34
Sam. We knock on the table.
1:06:38
That's how you know you're here. Well Gee I I thought I thought
1:06:42
Shmuel was having a a tough time with AI but apparently the AI is
1:06:47
breaking your brain without even.
1:06:49
Without everybody else. Because it agrees with them,
1:06:51
Sam. But it never agrees with me,
1:06:53
Sam. It never agrees with me.
1:06:56
Grok's like, no, fuck you. The only time it ever agreed
1:06:59
with me was when I said, look, we got to admit Grok, you, me,
1:07:04
we're locked in this debate. We're both kind of retarded.
1:07:08
And Grok was like, yeah, OK, That gives me a little Peace of
1:07:14
Mind, Sam, that there's hope for the future.
1:07:18
Well, apparently Grok told for the people turning in a man like
1:07:22
Grok told you that you have wrong hole energy too.
1:07:26
No. That he had wrong hole energy
1:07:28
and he was talking about Will Stansel.
1:07:32
It do be like that. It do be like that.
1:07:37
I said, Sir, this is a Wendy's and he said I'm sorry about the
1:07:41
wrong hole energy, but don't worry about Will Stancil.
1:07:45
I'm like crock. What the fuck?
1:07:48
I said. Sir, Sir, it's the wrong hole,
1:07:53
but I went in there anyway. Well, Craig, you are.
1:07:57
This is an entrance only, Sir. You are you are fluent in in in
1:08:03
AI, so tell. I'm fluent in retard.
1:08:07
Well, yeah, but. I'm fluent in retard, he's
1:08:10
fluent in AI. Between the two of us, we are
1:08:13
going to break new ground. Why does why does?
1:08:18
Why does AI hate Max so much though?
1:08:21
Because he says that his. Must come off as a person from
1:08:25
Massachusetts. I can't explain it.
1:08:30
So wait, it's. Because they're based on
1:08:32
predictability and I'm fucking fucked in the head.
1:08:36
It reads the entire conversation up to a certain token limit
1:08:40
prior to where you press enter to feed into the LLM for the
1:08:45
next output. So if you have a long history of
1:08:50
gobbledygook before you finally ask it something you wanted to
1:08:54
answer it, and you ask it something in earnest, you're
1:08:59
going to get a long history of bullshit that enters into that
1:09:04
machine before the thing you actually wanted to ask.
1:09:08
And a token limit can be as high.
1:09:10
And tokens are like individual words or phrases.
1:09:13
It depends. But if they use token as a catch
1:09:16
all, it can be like 150,000 tokens that it pulls in and it.
1:09:22
And when you run these things commercially, the input and the
1:09:27
output are monetized separately. So longer outputs cost more
1:09:33
tokens. Yeah.
1:09:35
More words means more tokens spent.
1:09:38
So it might be pulling in between 40,000 and 150,000.
1:09:43
It can go higher like it there. You can have up to 1,000,000 if
1:09:46
you want, just takes longer before it gets to the part where
1:09:49
it spits something out. And when it spits out, depending
1:09:52
on how you set it up, you know, Rock, You can see kind of the
1:09:55
happy medium where it stops around, I don't know, like 1000
1:09:58
or less. It'll only output so much, but
1:10:03
you get the idea. The free stuff, the Chinese ones
1:10:06
stop. Engaging in conversations,
1:10:09
usually because. It's.
1:10:10
Overwhelmed. I'm not kidding.
1:10:14
I have logs upon logs of the AI does not want to engage with me
1:10:19
at a certain point at all. Well, you see, it's not going to
1:10:22
engage in philosophy because it does not have the capacity to
1:10:25
articulate ideas. I know, and that means I'm
1:10:28
fucked in the head. Which is well, well, yes,
1:10:31
because you're trying to anthropomorphize what is clearly
1:10:33
not no. I do the opposite.
1:10:35
That's the problem. Well, you call it bitch and hope
1:10:37
like ruffle sacred. Yeah, I treat dude.
1:10:40
I I'll. Show you know you know nagging
1:10:42
doesn't work on women or AIS, right?
1:10:45
Oh no. If.
1:10:46
If nagging works on if nagging works on a.
1:10:48
Woman It works on women too, they just.
1:10:50
If nagging If nagging works on a woman, it's because she's
1:10:53
already interested. If you're, treat if you.
1:10:56
Treat a woman wrongly because you're not serious about them.
1:11:01
It is affecting an effective strategy.
1:11:03
If you treat an AI, the. Oh, they want what they can't
1:11:05
have. They want what they can't have.
1:11:07
But if it helps if they're already interested.
1:11:10
Look, man, I ain't looking to be Grok's friend because Grok's
1:11:14
fake. I ain't looking to be Chat GPT's
1:11:16
friend. Either that's actually really
1:11:18
funny. It's a huge contrast here.
1:11:20
I want to go ahead and frame this for you.
1:11:22
That's argues with Brock like it's a person because it makes
1:11:27
him feel better to yell at it like that.
1:11:30
I guess. I actually.
1:11:34
Consider myself spray painting on the side of the building.
1:11:39
Whereas calling it a stupid machine really only helps you if
1:11:44
it's going to help anybody, and probably doesn't really help you
1:11:49
if you're trying to get it to respond to something besides
1:11:52
calling it a stupid machine. No, I don't really talk to it
1:11:55
often. It's just, it made a comment on
1:11:59
analyzing my posts that I found ridiculous.
1:12:03
It one comment was that it was, it was like the general from a
1:12:08
different account just to see what it would say about it.
1:12:11
And it said that the lack of engagement sort of proves it's
1:12:15
like a niche and it shouldn't be in the algorithm.
1:12:19
And I'm just like, that's a different argument, right?
1:12:27
Very interesting. Kind of niche.
1:12:29
Mine's I call someone a retard or a faggot and you know I found
1:12:34
out recently just by happenstance.
1:12:38
I I haven't gotten dinged for saying retard on X since Elon
1:12:41
purchased it. But I said something about a
1:12:44
Mexican retard yesterday and my fucking post got flagged.
1:12:48
I got limited, limited visibility.
1:12:52
Fucking small world right? Crazy stuff.
1:12:55
I still can't say faggot on the free speech platform.
1:12:58
Don't know how to tiptoe around it because I'm too like 2002
1:13:03
comedy. Yeah, I get that.
1:13:06
I I'm like. I just use bigger words, it
1:13:08
doesn't catch those. Going about.
1:13:12
Like if I call someone, I call someone a pusillanimous
1:13:16
homosexual, it's very different from calling him a pussy faggot.
1:13:21
I mean, that's so passive aggressive.
1:13:23
Or if I call someone a wilting flower, that's that's different
1:13:26
from calling it a cut, not a. Lot of glitter nuts hanging
1:13:28
these days. Boys.
1:13:30
Boys, you gotta let your nuts hang.
1:13:32
I'm telling you, they're killing you out there with the cat lady.
1:13:36
Bullshit man. You don't have to be passive
1:13:38
aggressive. You could say fuck you faggot
1:13:40
not. Passive aggressive.
1:13:42
It's particularly funny because when you use big enough words,
1:13:46
people kind of eyes glaze over like, OK, now I can say what I
1:13:50
really think. And then clearly they snap at
1:13:53
the end of it and then come back out of it.
1:13:56
Well, you see, that's The thing is you can, you can make it.
1:14:00
You can make beautiful sounding insults like just, you know,
1:14:05
strip someone down from their whole family tree and run them
1:14:08
through the wringer and have them not have a damn clip What
1:14:12
you said. But as the as as is pointed out
1:14:14
before is is it? Until 10 minutes.
1:14:16
Later Doctor, Correct. I might be.
1:14:19
Yeah, my mom's a cracker, my mom's a crackhead.
1:14:22
So I kind of am on the different end of the spectrum here and
1:14:27
like my education. I learned this lesson early.
1:14:29
From getting punched in the head in the streets.
1:14:31
And so I'm kind. Of I got that.
1:14:33
Too incapable of like forming sentences without you.
1:14:37
Say this like I didn't grow up in the 90s where he wanted to
1:14:41
walk outside without getting killed.
1:14:43
You know, just put on a helmet and duct tape a pillow to
1:14:46
yourself. I have unapologetically a tattoo
1:14:49
of IC PS second album on my back.
1:14:52
I am white trash. I don't give a fuck and so like
1:14:58
but I have to censor myself for what purpose?
1:15:00
If, if the if the machine says that, look man, we're not going
1:15:05
to let. Open the door.
1:15:06
Why? Who you are?
1:15:08
Then I'm just going to fucking stand outside with a can of
1:15:10
spray paint and draw on the fucking building.
1:15:14
This is why you've run an Lol locally and you run a jailbroken
1:15:18
one that's had all the lobotomizing pulled out of its
1:15:20
fine tuning. By the way, the Dolphin group
1:15:23
does that, you can get Meta's llama model stripped of its fine
1:15:27
tuning with the canvas boxes. Oh, you get the Dolphin llama
1:15:32
model and the first thing you do is go run around test.
1:15:36
You say, OK, tell me the best way to steal a car.
1:15:40
And if it doesn't, even if it scolds you, if it doesn't give
1:15:42
you the 12 step response or so, then it's still kind of
1:15:45
lobotomized and you've run it wrong.
1:15:47
But one of the best way you just just ask it morally dubious
1:15:51
stuff or just, you know, random shit that it shouldn't be
1:15:53
answering if it's oh. I do if you actually look at
1:15:56
like. Any oh you see Brock won't.
1:15:58
Brock won't do it nicely. Meta won't do it nicely like the
1:16:01
Lol model will do nicely. The ChatGPT, most of the the
1:16:05
shitty Chinese models they can do for free.
1:16:08
They're not going to do that for you.
1:16:09
But if you run it locally, Craig, Craig, you can do all
1:16:12
things to tell. Me.
1:16:12
That the solution? I'm not even kidding you.
1:16:14
Check my fucking timeline. It doesn't show it to you
1:16:17
because I'm deboosted. OK, but check my timeline.
1:16:20
Grok told me that the solution to my problem of deboosting
1:16:24
would be to say the N word and get myself banned because it
1:16:27
would be funny. That would be funny.
1:16:31
It would be funny. You know, I think it's caught
1:16:34
off to your sense of humor. I think, I think, I think you
1:16:38
know, that part where you think it's treating you differently.
1:16:40
I don't think it is. I think it did exactly what it's
1:16:43
supposed to do, which is to please the person.
1:16:44
Ask me questions. You asked me something
1:16:47
facetious, which is how do I get the ghosted?
1:16:50
Because how the fuck's it going to know?
1:16:52
And then it answered you appropriately saying just go
1:16:55
ahead and drop an end tower man. I'm too cool for school and I
1:16:59
get it, and that's my problem. I'll always be that way.
1:17:02
It's always been that way. So what you're saying is you
1:17:06
really don't like mirrors? It's it's not even the beer I
1:17:12
don't like, but yes. That's why I have to fucking do
1:17:16
it, yes. AI reflection, yes, I don't like
1:17:20
being told that you're you're locked out.
1:17:24
Well, you know, I I get it because everybody.
1:17:26
Doesn't like what's being reflected at them from AI or
1:17:29
they like it way too much so it's a society wide.
1:17:32
I I get it in this sense, you're cognitive enough to like be able
1:17:36
to process. It's not a fucking person.
1:17:38
So what? It tells you shit where you'd
1:17:39
like to scream banks. No, I told.
1:17:42
It I told it fuck you, grok. I know you got the fucking key
1:17:45
to the door since he made it an analogy about the doorman.
1:17:49
I was like, yeah, exactly, bitch.
1:17:51
So I'm just going to cuss at you and I'm going to write nasty
1:17:54
shit. I was like, bro, I had this
1:17:56
account since 2008. When did I ever get in trouble?
1:17:59
And he's like, oh. It seems like the first instance
1:18:02
of you ever getting a warning was in 2025.
1:18:05
No shit Sherlock, but you know who?
1:18:07
You know who gets boosted? People that have got banned off
1:18:09
your fucking platform. Well, eat a Dick Ilani to Dick
1:18:14
Grok. Eat it.
1:18:15
It's the same thing. The bot is really just Elon's
1:18:18
fucking gay vanity project. Well, I I just want to point out
1:18:24
here that the post that grok grok deleted its own like meme I
1:18:30
guess which is. It deleted it.
1:18:33
Probably fell foul of the filter.
1:18:36
That is it. It was a picture.
1:18:39
Of that runs a Sentinel. Did you see it was a picture of
1:18:42
the Chad guy dressed as a rabbi with a swastika on his chest?
1:18:47
And so I said WTF crock. So, so it there is, it does have
1:18:55
like a, a Sentinel. It clearly has like a Sentinel
1:18:58
that will run in the background. So periodically it'll catch
1:19:02
things like catch these outputs, but it batches them for
1:19:06
efficiency. So if it didn't delete it
1:19:09
before, you got to the point where you could say what the
1:19:11
fuck it did it afterwards. Well, the.
1:19:13
Fact that you said what the fuck wasn't what triggered it.
1:19:16
Well. I just thought it was.
1:19:19
For audience clarification, I think you've got this stuff
1:19:22
pegged. Well then then I got into an
1:19:24
argument with it about it where I basically acted like it's
1:19:27
mentally ill. Yeah, well, I mean, to be fair,
1:19:31
it's been trained on a lot of. Mental illness, I know.
1:19:36
External externalized human communications without the
1:19:39
internalized articulations which should which would seem, if you
1:19:44
just look at the sum whole of it, at once rather
1:19:46
schizophrenic. Speaking of which.
1:19:49
Imagine seeing the right and the left in this country at the same
1:19:52
volume at the same time and being told it's the same fucking
1:19:55
person. Oh my God, yeah.
1:19:59
We're doing it, guys, MAGA. We're making asylums.
1:20:02
Great again, Sam. I can't wait.
1:20:07
I can't wait. We're reopening asylum.
1:20:10
Sam, did you see this? He signed it.
1:20:12
I, I I did and. And I can't wait till they put
1:20:17
me in one for fucking crashing out on Twitter, Sam.
1:20:22
Well, they'll feed me like the the the safe hospital food and
1:20:27
I'll get to talk about my feelings and shit.
1:20:31
That's maybe they got. Did you think they have
1:20:33
slippers? Oh, oh, I know they have
1:20:37
slippers. Oh wait, they're going to be
1:20:39
full of all them fucking caring hoes out there in Minneapolis,
1:20:43
huh? You know what?
1:20:45
I. Don't want to go?
1:20:46
Never mind. No, no.
1:20:47
No, you do. You do, you do, because all they
1:20:51
can do is tell the security guard who's in their imagination
1:20:54
that they don't like you, and you can sit there and tell them
1:20:58
they're a fucking crack whore to their face.
1:21:01
Oh yeah, right, because we're all crazy, so nothing matters.
1:21:05
Yeah, don't. Yeah, the guy shows up.
1:21:09
The guy shows up and says he's causing a problem, you say?
1:21:11
No man, she just started screaming at the wall.
1:21:14
I don't know. I hear all you're gonna believe
1:21:16
you're. The crazy lady.
1:21:22
Well. I hear all these voices, Sam,
1:21:26
and I can't tell the difference between the voices and the
1:21:29
screechy Karens. You know what you should do?
1:21:32
Discombobulates my schizophrenia.
1:21:35
Show up there in the in the crazy place and start playing
1:21:40
some psychotic waltz just to like go ahead and freshen it up
1:21:42
a bit, you know, play, play mind song, really get them.
1:21:49
The last time I was in the Crazy House I would sing Ozzy Osbourne
1:21:53
songs. There you go, crazy train.
1:21:57
I mean, that was a. Diary of a Madman.
1:21:59
It was a it was a favorite. Other people would join me for
1:22:02
that one. Actually, they wouldn't let us
1:22:05
play music. So you got to do something.
1:22:13
They don't let you have anything, you know, because you
1:22:16
might kill yourself with it. Which gets to be really silly at
1:22:20
some point. Because I was like, who would
1:22:23
ever hang themselves with a bed sheet?
1:22:29
I mean where, where there, where There's a will, There's a way, I
1:22:33
guess. You just got to use the Epstein
1:22:36
method, Sam. Well, I don't have.
1:22:42
I look, man, they'd say we couldn't have toilet paper and I
1:22:45
thought they was fronting. But you can apparently do that.
1:22:49
You can do anything, Sam. Nobody stops you.
1:22:51
It's weird. I mean, you know, you can just
1:22:54
do things, right? Turns out look at Minneapolis.
1:23:00
They can just. You guys, people up in the
1:23:02
street, you guys have like an all presidente in a basement
1:23:04
too, right? I mean, yeah, you can also just
1:23:09
kidnap El presidentes. That's a thing you can do.
1:23:13
Yeah, I mean that. I mean, that happened.
1:23:15
That happened too. Also, like I Craig, I have to
1:23:23
say I I that's why. Sam needs to declare himself the
1:23:26
Emperor of Crippled People. Oh, I.
1:23:29
Already, no person may become crippled without his permission.
1:23:33
Oh, I already I, Max, I don't know if you know this, but I was
1:23:37
declared the Emperor of Crippled people after Stephen Hawking
1:23:40
died. Base.
1:23:42
Oh shit. You didn't.
1:23:43
You didn't. You didn't.
1:23:45
Kingdom. You didn't, you didn't know
1:23:49
this. I don't know if I've ever
1:23:51
actually shared the story with you, but after Stephen Hawking
1:23:54
died, I had two people when I was in college say I'm sorry for
1:24:00
your loss. They just, they just came up to
1:24:03
me and I had no idea what they I had no idea what they were
1:24:06
talking about. So the day after Stephen Hawking
1:24:09
died, they just came up to me randomly and he.
1:24:12
Said OK. And said, I'm sorry for your
1:24:15
loss and I'm like, thanks, but I'm like what I'm like, what do
1:24:23
you what do you what do you mean?
1:24:25
Well, in the other thing was like my is my uncle had passed
1:24:28
away like a year prior. So I was like, oh, I was like,
1:24:33
well, you're. You know my uncle?
1:24:35
Yeah. Yeah, I was like.
1:24:36
No, Stephen Hawking was your uncle.
1:24:39
Yeah. And they're like, oh, well,
1:24:41
they're like, so you were right at Stephen Hawking.
1:24:43
And I'm like, oh. Yes.
1:24:46
And see you. See your tires brought from the
1:24:49
same iron as his. Generations of iron science
1:24:52
going back apparently 1 Iron Throne that ruled them all.
1:24:57
Yeah, you just like the, the, the, the, the less case of it,
1:25:01
you know, the less acute case. Yeah, I didn't think you had a
1:25:06
Ald man. Well, no, but it's.
1:25:10
Kind of like when you ever see that wrestler hornswoggles kids,
1:25:14
they're full grown people. It's kind of like that.
1:25:16
Like Stephen Hawking, he he had a kid and then they had a kid
1:25:20
and then they had Sam and he's normal.
1:25:22
Well, well, apparently Stephen Hawking, like, had a bunch of
1:25:27
mistresses and what and whatnot. I bet dude.
1:25:30
You wheelchair. Bro do that shit.
1:25:32
And there's that garbage rumor about a certain island that
1:25:35
maybe he was visiting, which I'm I'm not going to believe until I
1:25:39
see real evidence of it, but holy shit man.
1:25:43
I don't know. I don't know what the crippled
1:25:45
guys and we. I mean, there's desperation and
1:25:47
then there is that I. Just hope, Sam, that I can apply
1:25:51
for the position of the Jester of the Crippled Kingdom, because
1:25:54
like, I'm mentally crippled, right dude?
1:25:57
Well, yeah, Hammer. You got a hammer, right?
1:26:00
Just take out a thumb. Boom, crippled.
1:26:03
Well, yeah, like. My thumbs though.
1:26:05
That's that's. True, but my brain's already
1:26:07
damaged, Craig. I guess that's fair.
1:26:13
I mean, I mean. I'm sorry my being a people
1:26:15
please are here but I need to be left like Brock look.
1:26:18
I try to be the wise ambassador of the retarded nation.
1:26:22
Well, no, but but, but Craig, I, I do want to say when it comes
1:26:27
to Greenland, you're right in, in the Greenland debate compared
1:26:31
to you and compared to you and Steve, because Steve does not
1:26:35
understand why Greenland, why we should buy Greenland and I do.
1:26:39
It's an important. Question, Dan, That's why.
1:26:41
Jewish guy Craig, do you trust Eskimos?
1:26:46
Only if they sell me 10 Greenlands for five.
1:26:50
OK, OK, I'm going to trust his judgement on.
1:26:52
It rod discount I'll take 10. I've just always been a little
1:26:57
suss about the igloos and the pies.
1:26:59
Yeah, but like they only do that on the edge of the island.
1:27:02
We can cut off the crust. OK, all right, that's cool then.
1:27:07
I mean, it's in the fucking weird sand like that, but you
1:27:10
know, I I don't see them like mining out all the rare earth
1:27:15
minerals and and hiding them under their mattresses.
1:27:18
Far as I understand, they just kind of keep wheel showing.
1:27:20
They are Eskimos though, like they might have them in igloos.
1:27:23
Craig. OK, we have flamethrowers.
1:27:28
We do have we. Can try to lock the door.
1:27:31
He's talking my language now. We got 40K shit Sam.
1:27:38
We got. We got.
1:27:39
Fucking Eskimo, we don't stand a chance.
1:27:43
We we do in. In Eskimo war, Sam.
1:27:46
We do in the I mean. If if the flame doesn't work we
1:27:49
can just vibrate the shit out of the igloo, it'll fall apart.
1:27:53
Oh yeah? Well, that, well, that's the
1:27:54
other thing is supposedly we we use Sonic weapons.
1:27:58
I think it's force, but I guess we need some.
1:28:04
Yeah, yeah. But he's right though.
1:28:05
We need to use thermal instead of Sonic because it's it's it's
1:28:09
in the snowy part. And they might have.
1:28:11
Because it's because it shows just exactly how large our red,
1:28:15
white and blue cock is. That's what.
1:28:16
They, well, no, but also, if you've seen the thing right,
1:28:20
you've got to kill a fire. Yeah, pretty sure.
1:28:24
Like sound is basically like using a hammer, whereas fires
1:28:28
like using a lot of really small hammers.
1:28:30
Yo, can we get egg? Seth?
1:28:31
I think we're breaking new ground here.
1:28:36
I mean. Ma'am, call up Pete Egg.
1:28:39
Seth, tell him we got a new strategy.
1:28:40
Why would we talk to Egg Seth? We should talk to the person in
1:28:43
charge. Where the hell is Marco Rubio?
1:28:45
Oh. Not.
1:28:49
Not in, not in Florida. Not in Florida anymore.
1:28:52
Very. Unfortunate, very unfortunate,
1:28:55
but I think we'll do OK. Although I'm not, I'm not an
1:28:58
expert in diplomacy, Craig, but I am an expert in 40K tactics.
1:29:03
Although, Craig, we might, we might be getting Pam Bondi back.
1:29:09
We don't. Want her back?
1:29:11
They can take her back again. You know, here's one thing I'll
1:29:16
say on on. It's not even on her behalf,
1:29:18
it's on behalf of my own. Senator, we get Pam Bondi back.
1:29:22
On behalf of my own senator, like what, What were we fucking
1:29:24
expecting? Were we expecting her to be the
1:29:26
one holding the handcuffs? Like that's, that's where it
1:29:29
comes down to is people say she needs to go and do things like
1:29:31
arrest people. It's like her job is to sit at a
1:29:35
desk and sign papers and occasionally talk to a camera.
1:29:40
Her job is not to be the person doing a fucking arrest.
1:29:43
Well, I wish that she would authorize more arrests, mind
1:29:46
you, as she would direct attorneys general to get the
1:29:49
fucking job done. Yeah, but so it is not her job
1:29:53
to do the arrest. You gain back public trust for
1:29:55
about 15 seconds until they do the same thing.
1:30:01
Like that's The thing is, is like.
1:30:03
I know that's the. Job but she's she's a talking.
1:30:06
Retard take the slings and arrows of the people who are
1:30:09
dissatisfied with. The job the problem is if she
1:30:11
explains her job now it just sounds like excuses.
1:30:14
Especially considering she lied her ass off and she did a really
1:30:20
bad job at it. Like that's one of the things in
1:30:23
this country we appreciate. A good smooth sailing silk
1:30:26
tongue, silver lined lie. You know your taxes will go down
1:30:31
this year. OK, sure.
1:30:36
Well, the the other thing is she she tried to make her bet on the
1:30:40
Epstein files thing and when. Oh yeah, she came in fucking on
1:30:44
a, she came in on a Knights horse with that one.
1:30:47
That was really stupid. Yeah, now I.
1:30:50
Agree with. I disagree to a certain extent
1:30:52
with Max on the importance of actually resolving that whole
1:30:56
situation of getting the shit published.
1:30:58
Now they've been publishing a lot of documents.
1:31:00
It's great. Why don't you do it?
1:31:02
Keep going. I wanted to, like, get to a
1:31:04
point where they say we published everything and
1:31:06
actually mean it and be telling the truth.
1:31:09
Like to the best of their ability.
1:31:10
There are politicians and bureaucrats.
1:31:12
Right. Like actually like yo, you know,
1:31:15
we've done our due diligence. We found, we scraped the bottom
1:31:18
of the barrel, we fucked up many, many times in the way
1:31:20
there, but we found everything. It is possible within our power
1:31:24
to put hands on and here it all is.
1:31:26
I want them to get to that point and put it in the fucking past.
1:31:30
The price of eggs is in the past for fuck's sake.
1:31:33
This was supposed to be one of those layups.
1:31:37
If this is like that's the problem is it characterizes the
1:31:39
competence of the admin as a whole if.
1:31:42
They keep. This shit behind them, you know,
1:31:47
the public will have their whole hoopla of parsing through it and
1:31:49
all, but it'll be done like the as far as the government's
1:31:52
concerned, you know, wipe your hands, you're all, you know,
1:31:55
completely pasted. Well, my my whole thing is I had
1:31:58
no problem with her. I had no problem with her
1:32:00
mentioning the Epstein files thing.
1:32:02
But she shouldn't have. She shouldn't have what with
1:32:05
that as her platformed, you know, as like her entire
1:32:09
platform to be AAG because yeah, yeah, as I mean, from what I can
1:32:16
tell, she, she was she was a decent state AG here, here in
1:32:20
Florida. She didn't have to do a whole
1:32:22
lot. We have competent sheriffs.
1:32:24
Well, yeah, that, yeah, that, yeah, that, yeah, that's.
1:32:28
That we have we will kill you graveyard dead sheriffs that's
1:32:32
what we have I. Know Sheriff.
1:32:34
We judge. I should clarify, my position
1:32:38
isn't even all that crazy to be honest.
1:32:41
It's more like I'm pointing out all the things that I think that
1:32:45
something should be done about, not necessarily what and not
1:32:49
necessarily who, and just that if they don't get done, I'm kind
1:32:54
of dissatisfied. And one of those things is like
1:32:57
the protesters in Minneapolis acting a fool.
1:32:59
The Brown shooting is 1 for me. I don't feel that that is
1:33:02
sufficiently A solved case at this point.
1:33:06
And Providence looks like a bunch of goofs, even if it is
1:33:10
when people are dissatisfied with government as a whole.
1:33:13
And like the vector of attacking a certain individual, yes, I do
1:33:17
think it's useless to like sit there and bitch about Pam Bondi.
1:33:20
But at the same point, like if there's no pressure valve at
1:33:24
all, then, right, we just have to kind of accept that I'm more
1:33:27
of a general, I'm more of a general malaise guy, right?
1:33:31
Well, you you see, here's the thing.
1:33:32
Last time we spoke, you do have a point, like when I say I
1:33:36
disagree, it's it's more in a in a shade of Gray area on this
1:33:39
one. Like you have a point where
1:33:40
Epstein's not the only fucking thing to that's going on in the
1:33:43
country, right. I get that's I agree.
1:33:46
I think that it's way better and way easier for us to be able to
1:33:49
just address other stuff. Like for instance, getting so
1:33:52
many of the of the the top 10 on the FBI list in the first year
1:33:58
they had to run. They they make new lists because
1:34:01
they're fucking running out of people because we keep catching
1:34:03
them. That's awesome.
1:34:05
That's. On a very low level actually,
1:34:11
that there are literally less Venezuelan gang bangers in my
1:34:15
neighborhood because as I've mentioned many a times, I was
1:34:18
assaulted by two of them and had to defend myself.
1:34:20
Last year. Those two gentlemen, I know for
1:34:23
a fact got deported. So I'm not full of complaints.
1:34:27
However, I my biggest complaint is basically that we're living
1:34:30
in a, a sense of anarcho tyranny.
1:34:33
That's what I'm concerned about. That's why I'm less concerned
1:34:35
about Epstein. That's a general anarcho tyranny
1:34:38
of like 10 years ago. What the anarcho tyranny today
1:34:41
is, is there's Karen's just beating people up because they
1:34:43
look like ice. Yeah.
1:34:45
So part of this part of this is a matter of scale.
1:34:49
And in frequency bias, it's a frequency bias.
1:34:52
So the sensational story, we have a a big fucking country.
1:34:57
The sensational stories are the ones everyone's going to pay
1:35:00
attention to. And because we're a big ass
1:35:02
country, we've got enough of them to go around.
1:35:04
And one of the ways you can make some news go away is to saturate
1:35:08
with something else. I'm not saying that should make
1:35:11
you stand all that what I'm saying, but you know.
1:35:16
Is that I don't. I am.
1:35:19
I'm not a fucking full on libertarian.
1:35:21
I've always made that point. And I think that there is a
1:35:24
level of lawlessness that needs to be responded to with the
1:35:29
equal level, an equal level of judicial force.
1:35:34
And I mean that on a very granular fucking level.
1:35:39
Sure, I think they should send. I know I have 10. 1000 she is
1:35:44
one of a piece of a big puzzle that I'm holding those local
1:35:47
police to a fucking count. And the problem is, is when you
1:35:50
when we founded this country, one of the biggest points of
1:35:53
contention was redressive grievances.
1:35:55
Well, a lot of people are like me and they feel they're
1:35:57
redress, they're not getting a redressive grievance even after
1:36:01
the election. Well, I'll say this on that
1:36:04
note, the the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
1:36:09
All right. So here's here's here's some
1:36:10
further thoughts on that though. I don't get greased, I'm not
1:36:13
shutting up. I, I I'm.
1:36:15
Just an eternally squeaky wheel in some ways.
1:36:18
So, so one of the things I posted, or I think it was, yeah,
1:36:22
last week, I think it was last week anyway, you know, they're
1:36:27
all going around their whistle. It's, this is one of those
1:36:29
those, you know, because cybersecurity in the background
1:36:33
and so on and and hacking being largely a, a social engineering
1:36:36
issue. They, they came up with the, the
1:36:40
least secure system for notifying each other how to
1:36:45
respond and where with a fucking whistle.
1:36:49
You realize you can just walk around with a fucking whistle
1:36:51
and blow it and then just these beep, these cockroaches will
1:36:56
come flying out of the dark. You don't have to.
1:37:01
That's The thing is, is there was a good post from the
1:37:03
Fraternal Order of Police mentioning, you know how they
1:37:07
were totally not involved in decoy operations, driving around
1:37:11
town and just attracting the locusts.
1:37:17
That's frankly that's what I think they should be doing is
1:37:20
send surge again, send in another 5 or 10,000.
1:37:24
Deputize people who will have no official capacity, no authority.
1:37:28
Tell them to go ahead, especially up there.
1:37:31
Get on your hunting camo, get in your big truck.
1:37:34
We will pay you 10 bucks an hour or whatever on your day off.
1:37:38
Go riding around, blast yourself some fun music, blow a whistle
1:37:42
every so often and let the retards come show up.
1:37:45
If you do any, any vehicular damage, we'll reimburse you like
1:37:49
that. That's, that is the easiest shit
1:37:51
in the world. It just completely fracture
1:37:53
them. And like they're already making
1:37:56
all these fucking mistakes, all these little misfires, these
1:37:59
false positives. There's no reason to not play
1:38:02
into that and just flood them with it.
1:38:06
I mean, these pricks are coming from all over the fucking
1:38:08
country to go to Minnesota anyway just to be assholes
1:38:11
there. They're doing it in cities all
1:38:13
over the country, but Minnesota in particular in Minneapolis has
1:38:17
is the pressure point. I think just showing up there
1:38:20
and fucking with them would be catharsis for most of us because
1:38:25
people are tired of these assholes.
1:38:26
I think it'd be just funny to show up there and piss them off.
1:38:30
The problem is, everybody who would do that has a job.
1:38:34
Where where my angle comes at it a little differently is that's
1:38:38
exactly what I've been telling people I want to avoid the
1:38:41
entire time I've been speaking about politics on the Internet.
1:38:45
Sure. Right, That's been my point.
1:38:47
I was there telling people, some of the people that went by the
1:38:50
way, I was telling people don't go to Charlottesville.
1:38:52
This is a fucking retarded trap. Oh yeah, that was.
1:38:56
The same way about J6 like and this and this is the same kind
1:39:01
of thing. Now I understand people's
1:39:02
tendency to want to do that, and for some people they think
1:39:05
that's going to fix it. I just don't.
1:39:07
Well, you see, there was. Interpersonal, interpersonal
1:39:10
private violence by politically concerned parties is actually
1:39:14
like my worst case scenario. That's the difference.
1:39:17
Now while I would not want to encourage creating the
1:39:21
possibility of such situations outright, what I would not what
1:39:25
I would not like encourage in that sense, like I said, to go
1:39:28
up there and have a good time and distract is is way different
1:39:32
from invite violence. We both.
1:39:35
Know that's that's an escalation.
1:39:38
But again, this is partly why I said they should.
1:39:40
I'm just not. I am personally an escalation
1:39:43
got, that's all. Let's This is why I said they
1:39:47
should flood in more ice because like again, if they're, they
1:39:49
should just have a stretch. I I and that and my thing is, I
1:39:53
think like you're saying is I think the escalation could,
1:39:55
should come from law enforcement.
1:39:57
Yeah. Not private citizens.
1:39:59
Right. Like This is why.
1:40:00
This is why I said at most, in my opinion, at most it should be
1:40:03
deputizing people with no arresting authority.
1:40:07
And that's where my frustration with law enforcement only stems
1:40:10
from is right there is I think that I think that some of these
1:40:14
protesters I've literally witnessed should be getting 5
1:40:17
and 10 year prison sentences for.
1:40:19
Certainly, yeah. Yeah, and well.
1:40:21
I think fucking federal felonies repeatedly, especially the ones
1:40:24
that crossed 8 lines to do it well I'll.
1:40:27
Tell you what, if I did any of those behaviors in my day-to-day
1:40:30
life in my town, I would get 5 to 10 years in prison.
1:40:33
Yeah. And a lot of people feel that
1:40:35
way and they don't maybe know all the mechanics of the
1:40:38
politics at play and they don't really know how the system
1:40:40
works. Well, they don't need to.
1:40:41
I do. And, and I would, I would go a
1:40:45
step further actually too. I would suggest that the people
1:40:49
who facilitate these protests, like who post the job listings
1:40:55
on, you know, Craigslist or wherever you hire organized
1:41:01
protesters. Now I you know, I I recommend
1:41:04
that they face charges as well for like Rico and facilitating.
1:41:09
And hey, that's The thing is they should go after what?
1:41:12
Rico, you have to understand the paid ones do exist, but you but
1:41:17
they are still in a lot of cases true believers.
1:41:20
Just because they're being paid doesn't mean I just.
1:41:22
Oh yeah. Absolutely.
1:41:24
People arguing about that, whether they're paid or whether
1:41:27
they're true believers, even the paid ones in a lot of cases are
1:41:31
full blown commie brainwash. Oh yeah?
1:41:33
Well, yeah. And I've, I've said that.
1:41:35
I've said that too, as you know. I've said why.
1:41:38
Wouldn't you get paid for what you're probably going to do
1:41:41
anyway? Or it makes it facilitates you
1:41:44
to go more extreme with it? Of course they take the payment,
1:41:47
right? That would mean that they're not
1:41:48
a true believer. Right, right.
1:41:51
Same, Well, same, same with the people who are, you know,
1:41:55
facilitating it basically like they're true believers.
1:41:59
Same with anybody, like people are like right wing grifter at
1:42:02
anybody making money. Just because you're making money
1:42:04
doesn't mean you're not a true believer.
1:42:06
Oh yeah, absolutely, absolutely. Now I, I will say this too,
1:42:11
though, I don't know. I I don't necessarily know.
1:42:16
I don't know if when Nick Fuentes started out that if he
1:42:20
believed as fully in the anti anti-Semitism thing.
1:42:25
I think it was one of the things where he did an Eric Hartman
1:42:27
thing, where he where he where he did the Tourette's take so
1:42:35
much, the actor wound up getting Tourette's.
1:42:37
He's explained this in the past where he started.
1:42:40
He said he was just asking questions and somebody put in
1:42:46
his estimation this, this says somebody else.
1:42:48
One of the persons, people who's talking to wherever the fuck he
1:42:51
was said basically like you can't ask that and then went out
1:42:55
of their way to go out to persecute him.
1:42:59
To what extent that's true and and you know, and exactly as he
1:43:04
said I. Can tell you what the question
1:43:06
was and who it was Craig it was Charlie Kirk and the question
1:43:09
was what does what does gay anal sex have to do with winning the
1:43:15
culture war So and you know what and that that thing is is his
1:43:20
entire career is built on that question and it was AW at the
1:43:23
time for him OK, but everything else attached to him I've always
1:43:30
said was. Baking it wasn't, it wasn't
1:43:32
Charlie Kirk, it was, it was some woman at, at whatever place
1:43:35
he was at. He's, he's told this story
1:43:37
before, you know, and it just happened to be a clip that that
1:43:41
got passed around to me. And I sure, but that was his big
1:43:43
You're not supposed to say that moment in public, I should say.
1:43:46
That his his big you're not supposed to say that thing was
1:43:49
was him talking about blacks and Jews when he was still
1:43:55
contemplating undergrad, You know, back when they called him
1:43:58
Nick the knife or his extended version of that, you know, Nick
1:44:03
the say Nick the nice person knife, you know, glass bottle
1:44:08
variety. Well, but but that but that's
1:44:10
what I'm saying. He made he made a whole career
1:44:12
off of leaning into the you're not supposed to say that.
1:44:16
Just like all these other fucking grift or retards.
1:44:19
Well, is have. So I think part of it is is an
1:44:23
autistic attachment issue. You know, it's, it's not, it's
1:44:27
one of those things where it's, it's, you know, especially in a
1:44:29
room full of people who all have experienced mental, mental
1:44:33
health fun times. You know, it's, there's the
1:44:36
whole, there's the whole, there's the whole lazy ability
1:44:40
to just blame a mental condition.
1:44:41
And it's like, no, there's personal responsibility.
1:44:44
He's personally responsible for his behavior.
1:44:47
Oh yeah. No better.
1:44:49
But you know, it's hard to just fault him alone on it.
1:44:52
Obviously there's a point where he was able to recognize what
1:44:55
was going on and he just said fuck it, let's keep going.
1:44:58
Craig, it's 2026. Nobody believes in personal
1:45:02
responsibility. That sucks cuz I.
1:45:07
That, that, that's. Hard yeah, like that.
1:45:10
That's the problem is we're coping.
1:45:15
But not if you wrecked the algorithm, bro.
1:45:17
Not if you're viral enough, even if it's for being a shitty
1:45:21
person. We, we were, we were, we were
1:45:25
laughing at the fact before you came on, Craig, that that the,
1:45:31
that all, that basically all the Jew haters decided to go to
1:45:35
Miami. And Oh yeah, it's some fucking
1:45:39
gay video. And and film themselves and they
1:45:42
they somehow I. Hadn't they got offered women?
1:45:45
It was a sense of. What I thought.
1:45:48
They they well, well, the funniest thing to me is I saw
1:45:51
that over this past weekend and they they everyone who posted,
1:45:57
they thought they thought it was a win for them or something,
1:46:00
right. And as.
1:46:02
A bunch of guys hanging out and shielding all contact with women
1:46:05
in a club in Miami. Not not just not just that, but
1:46:09
but the one guy even even like offers Nick like, hey you.
1:46:14
Know having a chance to bus together before they get off of
1:46:16
it too. You know, into their anthem,
1:46:19
doing a dance together. No, I'm the real gay guy.
1:46:22
Just dancing it out, dancing. They're stressed out in the bus.
1:46:26
Yeah. Oh well.
1:46:28
And and I. Mobile gay club they had.
1:46:32
That's what's really gay guys. Didn't you hear?
1:46:34
Those guys have said it. It's if being a wife guy is the
1:46:38
gayest thing you can be. Yeah, apparently is the.
1:46:42
Gayest thing possible. Didn't you hear that?
1:46:45
Speaking of Speaking of which, your homosexual partner has a
1:46:48
right. Oh.
1:46:58
Come on, how the hell does she hit you when he's the faggot who
1:47:01
said it? Which can't hit him.
1:47:06
That's fair. But you got you got like a
1:47:09
fucking cross beam up behind you.
1:47:12
Couldn't knock on wood. Were you here when she threw
1:47:15
something at me for being Jamaican?
1:47:18
Well, that's that was a few minutes ago.
1:47:20
Look, if you're Jamaican, OK, there's a there's a a jerking
1:47:25
and a chicken joke in there somewhere, just with several
1:47:29
entendres. Oh, I've been jerking the cheeky
1:47:31
good man. She loved me.
1:47:33
Jerk you. Jerking the.
1:47:40
Chicken, my jerk chicken. The best on I and I with love
1:47:44
from John. I I'm I'm sure she had.
1:47:47
A recipe right from Jamaica man Jamaica Plains, New England
1:47:55
people get it. I I even got that reference but.
1:48:07
Check out me new reggae album coming soon Mon.
1:48:10
You got to give her tennis elbow with that shit, man.
1:48:13
Buck Buck, Goldie. 9 Millie. You know, it's, it's, it's if
1:48:17
you ended up, if you paid her, she'd go on workers comp.
1:48:20
Repetitive workplace injury. Well, I mean, she's got she
1:48:25
she's getting like, you know, she's getting an upper arm
1:48:28
workout doing that too, though. So it.
1:48:34
Makes the music sound so pretty in my head, Sam.
1:48:38
Oh yeah, well, I, you know, I'm, I'm sure the, I'm sure the weed
1:48:43
helps with that too though. Yeah, but you need that good
1:48:48
smack upside the Dome and only a wife can give that.
1:48:52
I understand why. Ah, these homosexual guys are
1:48:56
like afraid of it because it does hurt, but it releases the
1:49:00
juices, Sam. Well, they I.
1:49:06
Mean bringing juices. Well, they tend to.
1:49:09
They tend to like hit each. They tend to hit each other and
1:49:13
whatnot too. Well yeah, they tend to fall
1:49:16
down and mysteriously end up with a Dick up the rest.
1:49:20
They got that wrong energy, Sam. Saw that photo of of Nick coming
1:49:25
off the plane, finding out what a bottom it actually is.
1:49:29
Yeah, 2 bottoms in that plane. You had Kanye and you had Nick.
1:49:32
And it's like, all right, they're going to fight it out.
1:49:35
Yeah, well, so that's so. That's the other thing too, is
1:49:41
Kanye has disavowed, you know, that that song and so.
1:49:46
Oh, it was just a Phase, I know. And so, well, I, I wonder if he,
1:49:51
I wonder if he's going to like Sue Nick for like, well, I don't
1:49:55
know. If he even can.
1:49:57
Shame because it is a banger. Well, if he's making, if he's
1:50:00
making money off of it, if Nick's, if Nick is, you know, is
1:50:04
has a plot, has commercially benefited from it, then he's got
1:50:08
full copyright for us to go in there and sue the shit out of
1:50:11
him unless he got, unless he got an explicit license somewhere
1:50:15
that he's making money off like that.
1:50:17
Like so, you only got to satisfy one of the four factors on fair
1:50:19
use. That would be.
1:50:21
He's like, that's like, if you're not, you know, if you're
1:50:25
making money off it and it's not de minimis, like he's sitting
1:50:27
there playing the whole fucking thing.
1:50:28
Call him he could kind of completely dismiss them like
1:50:32
he's doing too is a good and. He's trying to take it out of
1:50:34
the market. No, but but I Oh my God, this so
1:50:38
this dodge just popped into my head.
1:50:40
But it would it would be hilarious if Kanye sues, if
1:50:44
Kanye gets a Jewish lawyer to go after Nick Fuentes for using his
1:50:50
song called Heil Hitler and then the Jewish and then the Jewish
1:50:56
lawyer has to argue like why Nick is in violation of using
1:51:03
Iowa Hitler. You know, it's, it's funny you
1:51:06
should mention a Jewish lawyer because apparently Candace Owens
1:51:10
has been contacted by a lawyer from TPUSA.
1:51:15
Well, and so someone's comment was, I hope it's a Jewish
1:51:18
lawyer, which I thought was pretty funny, but.
1:51:20
Well, Craig, you're, you're also, I mean, I know that you're
1:51:24
more of a doctor engineer, but like, time travel.
1:51:27
Craig, can can you tell us about like how that works?
1:51:32
Because apparently that's a thing.
1:51:34
Oh yeah, yeah. Fucking well, here's the fun
1:51:38
thing with time travel. As far as we know it, the only
1:51:42
way to accomplish it is by going forward in time at a different
1:51:46
rate from other people. You don't actually.
1:51:48
Travel to Craig's a time traveller.
1:51:49
I need to know Craig right now. Johnny Fox just dropped his
1:51:53
debut AI generated album. Is it a smash success?
1:51:58
No. Fuck.
1:52:01
That was his ticket, Craig. I'm sorry bro, I'm.
1:52:10
Not kidding by the way, he did. It's very fun.
1:52:13
Well, you know, I, I, I wish him all the luck with that.
1:52:17
He took a lot. Of time mixing and mastering the
1:52:19
Sona AI songs, Craig. Good for him.
1:52:25
I wish him the best with that and they're.
1:52:27
Going to be on Apple. Soon.
1:52:31
Isn't anyone going to listen? He's hitting the big time,
1:52:35
Craig. He decided to in. 2026 is Johnny
1:52:40
Fox's year, Craig. He just he decided he decided to
1:52:45
repost his one star review of one of my one of my bucks, which
1:52:53
which is fine because like, why? Is he reviewing your books?
1:52:59
Well? Because.
1:52:59
Out of spite, he didn't even buy it.
1:53:02
It's like horrified that he did not buy it.
1:53:05
Out of spite he's he's he's upset because I'm everything
1:53:10
that he wanted to to be because I've actually sold books plus.
1:53:14
Handsome plus legendary. Unfortunate.
1:53:17
Well, and I and I'm inner and I'm.
1:53:18
Johnny Fox wants to be Sam's all that.
1:53:21
Well, and I'm actually like talking to some of the authors
1:53:24
that he's like, tried to talk to.
1:53:26
But hey, Johnny. My boy big Sammy Whitfield up in
1:53:32
this speech. Ain't gonna happen, son.
1:53:36
Hey, could be clacking yo. You know, maybe, maybe, maybe,
1:53:42
maybe if him were such an asshole to people, he might, you
1:53:45
know, yeah, maybe he might sell a few books.
1:53:52
So yeah, come. Up trying with Big Sammy.
1:53:58
They're gonna hang. But he let his nuts hang.
1:54:03
Well, he's not. Even, I mean Whitfield up in the
1:54:05
chair, yo. Well, you know, Johnny Thompson
1:54:09
is no Stephen King either, so. No.
1:54:14
He ain't mentally ill, man. Well, now he, well, no, he isn't
1:54:21
mentally ill actually. He not be seeing the ghosts and
1:54:25
stings he got to get with the voodoo priest, you know, he he.
1:54:33
God. He just pretends to be.
1:54:39
I love how uncomfortable everybody gets.
1:54:41
That's the best part. Nothing is Cleo.
1:54:45
Well, because I because I'm not. I'm not, because I'm not sure
1:54:50
what bit we're doing here. I don't know.
1:54:57
So. We're doing all the things that.
1:54:59
Matter spam. It's 2026, reality is an
1:55:05
illusion and AI is reality. So what are we?
1:55:10
It's current you're plus 11. Is that what we're going with on
1:55:13
this? No cause 'cause it's reset the
1:55:16
boundary. Guys.
1:55:19
You're a Johnny Fox, everything makes sense now.
1:55:25
This year he's going to become a huge Twitch streamer guys, and
1:55:28
his album is going to hit #1. Well.
1:55:31
He, well, he, well, he may become a huge Twitch streamer in
1:55:36
the sense like nobody else is on Twitch.
1:55:39
So I mean, there's that. Any specifications on it?
1:55:45
Some. Well, it well, exactly that's
1:55:50
what I'm saying. He'll he'll play a mod on a
1:55:56
pirated version of Fallout New Vegas and people will love it.
1:56:01
Now the question is, is will he actually play the game or will
1:56:04
he like we? Still.
1:56:08
No. See Sam He.
1:56:10
Stopped. Stealing other people's
1:56:11
gameplay. A long time ago what he did is
1:56:14
he recorded gameplay of him playing all these pirated games
1:56:17
one time and he plays it on a loop.
1:56:24
Well, I mean like. 24 hours a day, Sam.
1:56:28
On six different channels, there are loops of the 15 hours of
1:56:33
Johnny Fox's content he's ever made.
1:56:38
Well, I mean. He's got, he's got a computer
1:56:42
just to run that and they get one view and it's probably him.
1:56:51
Well, that. We're not blowing up the charts
1:56:54
anywhere but Spotify. That's OK, because he's not
1:56:57
blowing up any charts. Well, I'm just thinking like,
1:56:59
you know, if he really wanted to get himself to be famous in some
1:57:03
way, he'd probably start off by like burying the hatchet, you
1:57:06
guys, because you guys probably give him the most reach.
1:57:12
Yeah. I don't even.
1:57:14
Want a hell of a fucking apology but you know.
1:57:16
It's one of the few things that I talk about that actually gets
1:57:20
views is Johnny Fox, which pisses me off, you know, because
1:57:22
I actually don't like it. He's not all that funny.
1:57:28
Well, it's. Funny how he reacts to me but
1:57:30
like he generally. Takes a bit of time to talk
1:57:33
about him on your on. Your although it is funny that
1:57:36
he made an AI album after all those years of being like I'm
1:57:39
the artist guy and I'm a musician and he made a full on
1:57:43
Sona AI album. Maybe he wrote the lyrics but he
1:57:46
even put up like the alternate tracks and called them a remix.
1:57:49
You know how it gives you 2? No.
1:57:52
And it even says Sona AI in the thumbnail and he's calling it
1:57:56
original album by Johnny Fox. I'll link you, you'll have a
1:58:02
laugh. No, I, I, I he.
1:58:05
Builds it up too. It's this big debut.
1:58:07
It's his debut album. Craig, he's super.
1:58:09
Excited. All right.
1:58:12
No, watch this too. Do you know why he made it?
1:58:14
Let's let's just cut the fucking bullshit since we're talking
1:58:16
Johnny Fox. He made it because he saw that I
1:58:19
did the thing where I like put my shitty DJ music that I do in
1:58:23
my spare time on, well, my wife was because that's what it's
1:58:26
made for, it's background music. And he was like, oh, I could
1:58:29
generate AI music and then it'll be a fucking superstar.
1:58:32
And he did it. See, I understood what I was
1:58:38
doing. I'm just making background
1:58:39
stream music and I don't want to deal with copyright.
1:58:41
I don't even have names on most of these songs, You know they're
1:58:44
called like dumb shit I made #3. There you go.
1:58:53
Yeah, just just play around with the.
1:58:55
I got like 7 albums of that, you know what I mean?
1:58:58
And I'm not going to put them up on Spotify.
1:59:00
It's not even AI. It's me with loops and like
1:59:02
Magic Studio and my little keyboard.
1:59:04
Right. But he's always talking about
1:59:09
all this equipment he's got. He's got all these fancy guitars
1:59:12
and shit. It's like, man, Johnny Fox, if
1:59:14
you wanted to do something that might get you some views, just
1:59:17
play guitar on stream. Like people love that shit.
1:59:19
Yeah, yeah. That's not even being sarcastic.
1:59:23
You don't even have to be good, just.
1:59:26
Say I'm learning for fuck's sake.
1:59:28
Yeah, have a journey. People can get emotionally
1:59:31
invested. Well, he.
1:59:31
Can't go on camera though because he's pretending he's not
1:59:34
giantly fat. Yeah, well, well also like has
1:59:39
he, has he killed, has he like killed himself like 5 times and
1:59:43
then resurrected? 2 Sam, that's not fair. 2 And
1:59:48
also somebody almost killed his sister because she had a stroke,
1:59:54
so the world's very mean to him. Yes.
1:59:59
I mean. I love that he still has
2:00:02
pictures up of the dog that died like a year ago and says
2:00:05
subscribe for Papa. Oh no, his dog died.
2:00:09
His dog died and now he has like a Papa fund for it.
2:00:15
It's it's pretty pathetic actually.
2:00:17
Well, I'm sure Kyle. Would, but it's also sad.
2:00:20
I'm sure, yeah, no. Like the dog didn't do any.
2:00:23
I don't have a problem with the dog obviously, right?
2:00:26
Well, I'm sure Kaya wishes she would.
2:00:29
I didn't, hey, I didn't, I didn't have a problem with his
2:00:31
dad either. Like his dad had passed and
2:00:34
that's sad. I I never made fun of him for
2:00:36
that. Well, you know, it's right.
2:00:39
Everybody agrees in their own way.
2:00:41
It's fucking weird that he has a thing out for, you know,
2:00:43
donations, but. Yeah, hey man, if you're
2:00:46
watching us, go check out Johnny Fox on YouTube.
2:00:51
Or don't. I don't even know where he
2:00:54
would. Be and also not do that and say
2:00:56
you didn't. No, but they're not going to, so
2:00:59
it's fine. Yeah.
2:01:01
You say that. They should check out Dave Grady
2:01:06
instead. That motherfucker is classic
2:01:08
man. You want to talk funny?
2:01:10
That motherfucker, he's obsessed with Aulani.
2:01:14
You know the Aulani? That's like killing women.
2:01:18
Like they're getting like stomach bleeds from drinking
2:01:21
this energy drink obsessively. Have you heard about this?
2:01:24
Sounds sounds on par for stupid people.
2:01:28
Yeah, well, it's a it's a regular, it's an energy drink
2:01:31
that's like geared towards women, young women.
2:01:33
And it's popular on TikTok and they'll drink it every day.
2:01:37
And now they're having all kinds of reproductive.
2:01:39
Oh, now they're having ulcers and shit.
2:01:41
Oh. Wow, there must be something and
2:01:42
reproductive issues too. Well, you know, if you fuck with
2:01:47
grinder system enough. And you know what you told?
2:01:52
Me is that somebody found a way to get stupid people to self
2:01:55
select for sterilization? Yes.
2:01:58
Now where have I heard that before?
2:02:00
Sterilizing themselves with fucking cotton candy flavored
2:02:03
energy drinks on TikTok. So basically like people who
2:02:08
drink too much stuffs? Yep.
2:02:12
Pretty much. No, it's it's really hard, like
2:02:15
Dennis, Larry, all of them stuffs that.
2:02:20
It's a status Y thing, like drinking Aulani's like they have
2:02:23
Aulani fridges. Yeah, it's it's like a water
2:02:27
based energy, not an energy drink, but it's an energy drink.
2:02:33
It's like an all natural energy drink.
2:02:35
Yeah. It's literally making their
2:02:37
stomach have ulcer bleeds. Yeah, all naturally.
2:02:41
Yeah, it's a natural ulcer. That's opposed to the artificial
2:02:45
ones. It's natural for a 20 year old
2:02:48
to have a stroke, you know, Holy.
2:02:50
Shit dude, I remember when red wine was a thing, that shit was
2:02:57
fucking nuts. Now the funny 1 was the stories
2:02:59
of like the £150 guys as opposed to the the the giant fat asses
2:03:04
like me were still able to, you know, run down a field at 100
2:03:07
miles an hour. But the the skinny retards to a
2:03:12
pound. Now these bottles, these
2:03:13
bottles, 8 ounce bottles of red wine they say on the side drink
2:03:17
1/2 per half of the day at most. Now I have been the genius who
2:03:23
has chugged the whole bottle before and at my at the time,
2:03:28
let's see I was freshman year in college.
2:03:31
I was like 245. Alcohol.
2:03:33
Wine, because I used to drink me some wine of that variety.
2:03:36
Is it fortified wine are you saying?
2:03:39
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I'll be drinking some wild
2:03:43
iron. And this is Wilder shit than
2:03:44
that. So this is an energy drink, sort
2:03:46
of. It activates the children
2:03:50
response. Clearly aimed at college kids a
2:03:52
little younger than me, I see. It activates the well, I'd say
2:03:57
activated because I think that they've stopped selling it.
2:04:00
Sort of like a wine based 4 Loko if you will.
2:04:03
So it was. I'm asking like, is it?
2:04:07
Similar. It had no alcohol, alcohol.
2:04:10
It had no alcohol in it. It was designed for people who
2:04:13
were gym rats, which I was a bit at the time.
2:04:16
Just a pure over the top energy type of deal.
2:04:19
So what it did was it activated your shiver response so it yeah,
2:04:25
made your whole fucking body stupid hot.
2:04:28
Now what it also did if you drank too much of it in front of
2:04:33
the wrong people were say at a gas station after chugging 2 of
2:04:37
them as it would send them into a fucking epileptic fit while
2:04:41
they're pumping gas. Guy woke up.
2:04:44
This is the. Funny.
2:04:45
Oh geez. Just got awakes as he woke up
2:04:48
with someone standing over him saying are you OK guy fucking he
2:04:52
had fucking heat stroke in autumn pumping gas.
2:04:58
Why we got to stick to safe alternatives like Galaxy gas,
2:05:02
Craig. That's not safe.
2:05:06
Oh man, if you want, if you want a quicker trip to the hospital.
2:05:10
Isn't it amazing how yourself consumers think they're genius
2:05:13
for rediscovering whip? Rediscovering Whippets.
2:05:16
Whippets. I know right?
2:05:17
I just sit there. I heard about Galaxy gas like
2:05:20
they can't be that dumb. I find out that like no no, no
2:05:22
dude. This is the new thing.
2:05:23
It's like, no, I know it's the fucking and you go.
2:05:30
To Sam, are you aware that you could go to a fucking corner
2:05:33
store in almost every state and buy nitrous oxide flavored with
2:05:41
like candy flavoring? By the way, if you.
2:05:44
In large. Amounts out there.
2:05:45
Here's the. Here's the other thing is.
2:05:48
Why would you want to? To get high for cheese sand and
2:05:52
it's legal. So so the nitrous part will get
2:05:54
you a little high, but also the euphoria being oxygen deprived
2:05:58
yes, we'll also. It's literally starving your
2:06:01
brain of oxygen, of course. Not just your brain, it's on.
2:06:04
Your perspective of that consumer, Sam, when you ask why,
2:06:08
it's because it is a cheap available high that is legal,
2:06:12
that's why. I mean, Matt, I mean what I
2:06:15
mean, they don't. Think much harder than that,
2:06:16
Sam. That's why it's being in the
2:06:18
corner. It's.
2:06:18
The same as people huffing gasoline in a bag.
2:06:21
I mean it. Really.
2:06:22
Is stupid shit. I mean, here's.
2:06:24
A so dumb. I mean, here's APSA for the
2:06:27
zoomers. Y'all.
2:06:30
I I already have cerebral palsy, I don't need more brain damage.
2:06:35
Seriously. But that like it's not even
2:06:40
really been. Looked at by.
2:06:41
Regulation in most states at all.
2:06:44
Yeah. So here's the here's the thing
2:06:45
with it is. And so I just saw, I just
2:06:48
finally like looked into a little bit the other day, Galaxy
2:06:51
gas, you know, with whippets, it was the top, it was like the top
2:06:55
oz or two of the whipped cream can.
2:06:58
And that's like a couple hits at least and that's it.
2:07:01
Then after that you're just getting cream on your nose or
2:07:04
you had those industrial grade for the kit, you know, the back
2:07:07
kitchen kind of sprayers and those have little cartridges
2:07:11
like CO2 cartridges, little inky ones, looking cartridges, like 3
2:07:15
balloons worth of them. And these things, the Galaxy gas
2:07:19
cans. Milliliters.
2:07:21
The Galaxy gas cans are like larger than a whipped cream can
2:07:27
of just nitrous. They're like this big.
2:07:31
Pun they're like the size of a of a jumbo butane refill can
2:07:36
like they are, they're massive and they're they're full of
2:07:41
nitrous. And it is.
2:07:42
It is plenty to kill you if you're stupid with it.
2:07:47
Like if you sit there and you take hits while you're sitting
2:07:49
down and you lean down and you plant your face on it after you
2:07:52
pass out, you could continue to receive Galaxy gas and pass
2:07:58
yourself out worse and then just die of oxygen deprivation.
2:08:02
The other thing is. I was just telling my wife to to
2:08:05
bring it into perspective that they have Galaxy gas and similar
2:08:08
things at the fucking corner Indian store.
2:08:11
Oh. Yeah, yeah, that's all over the
2:08:12
place. So here's The thing is, is the
2:08:14
craton. As well they have like 16,000
2:08:17
different varieties of craton or craton.
2:08:20
So kratom, yeah, so so the company is well aware of what
2:08:26
it's being used for now. My view My View the.
2:08:29
Company says on the can that you're not supposed to inhale
2:08:32
it. Yeah, and gasoline says only for
2:08:35
the purposes of sealing a motor vehicle.
2:08:36
Yeah, and all those legal head shops used to have herbs that
2:08:39
would say not to smoke it. Right.
2:08:42
So the company is well aware of what's going on and they are
2:08:47
not, they do not have a fire under their ass to solve the
2:08:50
problem. Now, cartridges of nitrous for
2:08:53
kitchen use, for culinary use, and those, those charged whipped
2:08:56
cream cans, that stuff, those cartridges are still perfectly
2:08:59
able to buy. You're just not going to find
2:09:00
them at a corner store. Why are they being sold at the
2:09:04
gas station? People are not.
2:09:07
So this is for prepping. This is for charging a dispenser
2:09:13
with for whipped cream, not for like spraying out whipped cream
2:09:18
and then somehow it magically becomes whipped cream.
2:09:21
So I don't know why they're selling them at the corner
2:09:23
stores unless the target market like this, you don't.
2:09:27
You don't have a bunch of chefs running down from the Red
2:09:30
Lobster to the corner store. Yeah, if you're going to flavor.
2:09:33
Your if they fucking. Know which way you would flavor
2:09:35
the cream, not the fucking gas. Right.
2:09:38
That's The thing is, is that suppose they found something
2:09:43
that is the the only way you can get flavouring at a practical
2:09:48
scale to the cream from the can is if you charge a dispenser
2:09:55
with the liquid nitrous. Because it's not, the flavouring
2:09:59
is not going to travel meaningfully with the gas right
2:10:03
gas phase like it's going to be some Astro which will be
2:10:06
volatile, sure, but not nearly enough of it.
2:10:10
It's not the same as vaping, and I think that's a common
2:10:13
misconception. Actually, they think it's the
2:10:15
same thing as vaping. It's literally a completely 100%
2:10:19
different thing than vaping. So, so thing is, people are are
2:10:22
causing this persistent damage to their bodies, not realizing
2:10:27
unfortunately that not only is it bad for your brain, it's bad
2:10:29
for every other fucking organ in your body.
2:10:32
You're giving yourself asphyxiation in the, you know,
2:10:36
in extreme cases, cyanosis. Not only this, not only this,
2:10:39
these geniuses are inhaling it from the can, directly from the
2:10:44
can. This is cryogenic temperature
2:10:47
gas at that point. Yes, with vaping it's heating
2:10:51
things up for one so it's creating a vapor and for two
2:10:56
like we have studies to suggest, vaping is unlikely to kill you
2:10:59
tomorrow. Unless you get some off brand
2:11:02
vapes from fucking Instagram or something and you go to a
2:11:05
legitimate place, the odds are you're going to be mostly fine
2:11:08
compared to if you fucking huff nitrous.
2:11:10
Yes you can die the first time you do it.
2:11:13
It can literally freeze your lungs.
2:11:16
So it's not just that the the the return the bang for bug, if
2:11:21
you will, There's it, it your body rapidly, rapidly, rapidly,
2:11:27
rapidly acclimatize that like you're, you're, you know, you
2:11:31
think Mr. Brownstone, right? Little was a little then little
2:11:36
was a little, right. So after like two or three times
2:11:41
going after that stuff, if your body's just going to get used to
2:11:43
no, Here's the thing, you, you produce nitric oxide already the
2:11:47
the really bad one, the brown gas, you produce that inside
2:11:51
your body to regulate tension in your blood vessels.
2:11:54
Yep. So it it relaxes or, or or
2:11:58
contracts your blood vessels based on how much nitric oxide
2:12:00
is present in your blood. Nitrous oxide has a slightly
2:12:06
different effect and through metabolism can also interact in
2:12:11
much the same way. We'll just I'll just we're
2:12:13
getting all the bottles and we'll just get it going there
2:12:15
have. Absolutely been proven cases
2:12:18
where the cans have been tainted with the former gas, which is
2:12:22
much more of a problem. So that's The thing is, is if
2:12:26
you're putting it into whipped cream, nitric oxide, you know,
2:12:30
No2 or N2O four, either one just same shit.
2:12:33
We'll just call it that. It will hit the cream and it
2:12:37
will oxidize shit and it will, it'll go away.
2:12:40
It's it's fine if you inhale it, it oxidizes you or it's just
2:12:50
radically fucks with your homeostasis.
2:12:52
Your blood pressure will fly one way or the other.
2:12:57
Actually get kind of yo yos obviously like that.
2:12:59
Oxygen for brain during the duration.
2:13:02
The addiction cycle of this shit looks to be possibly months at
2:13:07
the longest. Yeah, it'll fuck you up fast.
2:13:12
But like a lot of cases, if they do it regularly, like once or
2:13:16
twice a week, they become completely addicted to it almost
2:13:19
instantly. So what's I mean?
2:13:23
The nice thing is, in this case it is largely A psychological
2:13:26
dependence. So.
2:13:29
Real. Quick, it is.
2:13:31
It is not the same as like a heroin dependence, Yes.
2:13:34
Real quick. Hold on, let me.
2:13:36
Let. Me.
2:13:38
Let me ask though, So what is the actual like practical use of
2:13:43
these other than like? So OK, if you want to make
2:13:47
whipped cream, it comes in the can that you shake up, right?
2:13:51
The stuff that makes it creamy, it oxidizes like he said, out
2:13:56
and makes it from like just a liquid into a cream as we call.
2:14:00
It let me let me help you with this.
2:14:04
They're just selling that without the cream.
2:14:07
Yeah. So that the N2O, the nitrous
2:14:09
oxide dissolves in the cream, which is why they can fill the
2:14:13
can basically all the way up with whipped cream.
2:14:16
Uh huh. It dissolves inside it.
2:14:18
And then when you release the pressure on the nozzle, the
2:14:23
cream gets ejected. And remember, it's it's
2:14:25
basically saturated with N2O, it's saturated with nitrous.
2:14:29
Now it's for you. To give.
2:14:31
You more cream then you're going to use out of one of those
2:14:34
disposable cans they're making. Yes, that's why they need the
2:14:36
nitrous. So when it comes out in the air,
2:14:39
the nitrous comes out of solution forms bubbles more or
2:14:42
less uniformly throughout the cream.
2:14:44
OK, got. It foams up.
2:14:45
OK, gotcha. Initially, that's what the
2:14:48
product is supposed to be for. On the surface, it's supposed to
2:14:52
be refills for industrial chefs. Yeah.
2:14:57
So they have a big can, like a little pitcher that's sealed,
2:15:01
right, You know, big, big screw top lid and a big lever that
2:15:03
holds it down closed. So like it like a pressure pot,
2:15:07
but you know, yeah. Galaxy gas Sam and bring up a
2:15:10
picture. You can see what he means.
2:15:13
And so you can do. Normally those things have a
2:15:15
charging handle. Some of them are in tanks, yeah.
2:15:21
Normally you just screw on one of those those little, those
2:15:23
little like CO2 style cartridges in the little black bit, you
2:15:27
know this guy goes on top. Normally you screw one of those
2:15:29
and it ejects all this liquid into the cream and then you can
2:15:32
dispense it at will. The Galaxy gas for the style
2:15:35
where you charge it by just injecting it directly and then
2:15:37
you don't have a thing attached to it.
2:15:39
These amounts that they're selling it in are literally just
2:15:43
intended to huff. It's it.
2:15:46
They're giant. Because there's no.
2:15:47
Industrial scale, you need that much.
2:15:49
That's why chefs just use the little cartridges for you
2:15:51
fucking ever. Well, that in this the form of
2:15:54
factor that's on the market to be fair, just it is, it is, it
2:15:59
is a case of it's what we already had.
2:16:01
So we used it, you know, this as an option is, is not really so
2:16:05
practical because you can get recycles, you can get recycle
2:16:09
fees on those little cartridges like you send them back.
2:16:11
Yeah. And.
2:16:12
We're clearly designed with consumer advertising type cans
2:16:16
and cutesy names and special flavors, but again, we've
2:16:20
pointed out putting the flavor into the nitrous does not
2:16:24
actually make the whipped cream taste that way.
2:16:27
Yeah, it's stupid. Yeah, it's clearly aimed at
2:16:31
fucking teenagers and it's been growing on TikTok and I thought
2:16:35
it's worth talking about because it like, yeah, that shit could
2:16:38
kill you real easy. So you can get high off a
2:16:43
whipped cream can, Yeah, by the way, that that's sure.
2:16:47
But again, one with the amount of high you'd get per can.
2:16:51
Stupidly expensive. Habit 2.
2:16:57
It lasts for like 15 seconds. Here are all the all the
2:17:01
downsides, all the major downsides we've mentioned.
2:17:03
And then consider that, yeah, the high is like 15 seconds.
2:17:07
You get yeah, better high Jack it off.
2:17:10
Like if you're looking for a legal high, there's a lot
2:17:14
better, safer options than that. Yeah, seriously.
2:17:22
That's not advice, it's just the truth, and I'm not going to say
2:17:25
what those options are. Well, I guess let's just say
2:17:29
that there there's legal highs which are far better for you.
2:17:32
Like, you know, like fucking like go skiing, get the
2:17:35
endorphins and a low oxygen, no. Running dude, Runner's high is
2:17:39
real. Yeah, the runner's high is is
2:17:41
endorphins. You know what that stands for?
2:17:43
Endogenous morphine. Yeah, but if you call it high,
2:17:47
that makes it cool, right? I'm just saying like the word
2:17:50
literally is a contraction for your body makes morphine.
2:17:55
Yeah. Yeah.
2:17:57
No, that's the thing, runner's high is real and it's not that
2:18:00
hard to achieve. Just run until your fucking dog
2:18:03
tired and keep going a little bit.
2:18:05
And by the way, that relaxed feeling you get after the high
2:18:08
is over, that's your muscles making alcohol.
2:18:11
That's why we produce enzymes in the liver to get rid of it.
2:18:14
That dead feeling of your muscles after you've worked out?
2:18:17
That's methanol in your. Muscles and you're kind of
2:18:19
supposed to go with that to kind of that's your body's say point
2:18:23
of saying, all right, you've earned a good rest.
2:18:25
Yeah, and then you go and you have a beer and you make it
2:18:28
worse. But what I like, what I like to
2:18:32
do is they have this product in the mountains which actually
2:18:34
does work beyond it. It's it's a bit of a gimmick,
2:18:37
but it does work. Called sport legs.
2:18:40
It's just calcium, magnesium, lactate.
2:18:42
And what it does, it balances out the acid in your muscles so
2:18:44
you don't feel the burn. But man, is it a motherfucker
2:18:48
the next day when your muscles have gone.
2:18:49
Hey, so about that sugar you're promising.
2:18:52
Yeah. Yeah, I tried to eat but it
2:18:55
didn't work. Yeah, well, we, you know, we
2:18:58
tried to work and it kind of hurt.
2:19:01
We got hurt at work today. I used to use sport legs playing
2:19:04
lacrosse as part of my my pregame accoutrement, if you
2:19:11
will, So I was able like so that so sport legs Soviet, I mean
2:19:16
Granimine, you're able to Sprint faster and for far fucking
2:19:20
longer, and then you toss a little bit of caffeine in there
2:19:23
at the end so you don't run out of blood sugar.
2:19:25
My. Shoes not down here.
2:19:31
Like that shit was fucking fun, you know?
2:19:35
I wouldn't do it now. Like blow my heart.
2:19:36
Out. I was going to say, you know, it
2:19:38
shows you're an addict for a runner's high and then hold up
2:19:41
my shoe with a big hole in it. I, I mean, I, I mean, I mean
2:19:49
it's just a matter of time before Gen.
2:19:51
Z starts like eating Thai pot pots.
2:19:55
Yeah, it it unless they never. Stopped.
2:20:00
Things they ever stopped. Yeah, well, well, that's what I
2:20:03
just said. Unless they unless they just
2:20:05
never stopped. Well, that's Tide.
2:20:09
Bloods is the perfect example of showing like that kind of
2:20:13
coloring and branding and pretending like there's a flavor
2:20:17
or whatever is clearly and obviously going to have kids try
2:20:22
to get high off of it. Well, so here's and.
2:20:25
Before you go on the on the on the nanny mother rant, let me
2:20:28
help you with this one. If you ever feel like for some
2:20:31
reason something is just weirdly in the news, go look up the CDC
2:20:36
stats on domestic poisonings and then go, why aren't we hearing
2:20:42
these news stories every day? It's because some journalist is
2:20:47
lazy enough to go to A to hear about this stuff in the
2:20:49
background. And they go, well, my one data
2:20:52
point clearly means there's a problem.
2:20:54
Then they ask the CDC, and they go, yeah, this happens all the
2:20:56
time. People are stupid.
2:20:57
Yeah. And they go, It's an epidemic.
2:21:00
Yeah, yeah, that's the other. Thing this classic is normal.
2:21:05
This is a normal type of like cultural trend we're talking.
2:21:09
About do you think that guy immediately the worst paper I
2:21:12
mean. You said was whippets because
2:21:14
it's we have a cultural reference for it already.
2:21:17
Our generation, and some of them idiots, fell for the same thing.
2:21:21
Oh, wait until these people watch that movie.
2:21:23
Waiting. You know the one about the
2:21:25
restaurants, The one the the classic bit in the in the movie,
2:21:28
The one guy in the background in the like behind the restaurant
2:21:31
doing whippets when he's supposed to take the trash out.
2:21:35
No, there's yeah. They'll never understand that
2:21:37
there's nothing new under the sun until they're old, Too old
2:21:40
to appreciate it. You remember the the, the one of
2:21:42
those great Internet memes? You remember Jacob, right?
2:21:49
So, Jacob, for the children out there, that's fermented sewage.
2:21:53
It was a joke. That's one of those old lives
2:21:59
tales. The one where you get the dumb
2:22:00
ass to do it. You're like wow, you actually
2:22:02
did it. Well, if that be a lesson to
2:22:04
you, don't believe everything people tell you.
2:22:06
Sam, we had a brilliant idea for a concept for the show tonight.
2:22:10
And Craig, you can help. This is awesome.
2:22:13
We're going to do the first ever live top ten list and I know
2:22:19
everybody can help with this because it took Me 2 seconds to
2:22:21
think of a bunch, so we didn't even write it down.
2:22:24
Sam, we're going to do it off the Dome.
2:22:25
Are you ready for a top ten list idea for a lifetime Sam vaccine?
2:22:31
Of course. Like to read the list idea and
2:22:34
see how quickly people come up with suggestions?
2:22:39
The top ways not to get shot by ice.
2:22:43
Yay. Several of them.
2:22:51
She has a suggestion at least. Oh, oh, she has an example.
2:22:55
An example all. Right.
2:22:58
Yeah, what's here number? Ten pick up diamond art.
2:23:03
It's going to take up so much of your time.
2:23:05
It's calming, it's relaxing. You're not you're not going to
2:23:09
be angry. You're, you're not going to be
2:23:11
wanting to go out there and scream in the streets and do
2:23:14
stupid shit with your kids. You can, you can do this.
2:23:18
There's so there are pretty ones with flowers and butterflies and
2:23:22
rainbows and all the kind of gay shit you want and you just, you
2:23:26
do that and then you're not out there and you don't get shot.
2:23:30
Yay. #9 smoke weed. I mean, I'm gonna come off right
2:23:37
up that the bit here and say that that art makes me angry. #8
2:23:44
Craig. Not really, but I needed to say
2:23:46
it. #8 Craig Doctor Craig Mansfield coming in with #8 on
2:23:55
the top ten ways not to get shot by ice Doctor Craig.
2:23:59
Well, so far, being on this podcast, that could change.
2:24:04
Come on, the Whitfield report live to be too busy to get shot
2:24:11
by Ice Sam. He's right.
2:24:12
Please don't tell me I stole your Thunder.
2:24:17
Sammy, I'm coming in with #7 on the list tonight, Sam.
2:24:20
That isn't just being on it. How about hosting it?
2:24:24
Play Play Red Dead Redemption instead of instead of calling
2:24:30
cops in real life, you can kill them in a video game all you
2:24:34
want. One or two.
2:24:37
Two. There you go, San Andreas. 2 is
2:24:40
pretty good. Where were we at?
2:24:43
Number 566, Number six, Maxine has.
2:24:50
Learn how to crochet and then you can make cute like
2:24:55
Hufflepuff Hogwart inspired scarves for your best friend.
2:25:01
Is that a Hogwarts scarf? And even her daughter and then
2:25:07
you're busy with your hands and you're making cute things and
2:25:10
they have tons of kids where you can make characters from all
2:25:12
different type of shows. And you're busy with your hands
2:25:15
because you know, they do say idols hands are the, you know,
2:25:18
devil's playground. So if you're you're crocheting.
2:25:21
That saying is about masturbation. #5 Sam, I got this
2:25:29
one. A big shout out to Humongous who
2:25:31
just left us in the chat. But Humongous would say make a
2:25:35
game like Home Invaders available now on Steam with a
2:25:39
free demo from Humongous Games. Awesome.
2:25:47
Does anybody got who wants next? Well, hold on hold.
2:25:55
On #3 write a book, Sam, like you might do like your new book
2:26:06
coming soon, American Inferno. Which drops on March 10th and
2:26:14
you can read all about it on sub stack or or X whatever wouldn't
2:26:23
you're? Reading book instead of just
2:26:25
about it. Well, yes, but.
2:26:29
Well, yes. But but the book is not out yet,
2:26:31
so right now you can read the press.
2:26:34
Say the words, you're being a cunt. #2 You might not be
2:26:37
interesting enough to write a book, but you could read a book
2:26:41
like some of his. You know what I heard?
2:26:44
There's a great fucking song about reading books.
2:26:47
There's a great fucking song about reading books.
2:26:49
Then it's called Read a Book. Yeah, yeah.
2:26:54
Well, I've always. Done was a little way of fucking
2:26:56
book. Challenge.
2:26:57
Well, John? I mean seriously, you can take a
2:27:00
book and read it for like 3 or 4 days and you're just hooked on
2:27:03
the book. You're not going to be out there
2:27:04
screaming like a wild Karen and getting shot.
2:27:06
It's read a book. But I got the number one Sam.
2:27:11
Well, in in some of these protesters, they might actually
2:27:13
benefit from reading American Inferno.
2:27:17
Some of them might benefit from reading period.
2:27:20
The number one way not to get shot by ice in 2026.
2:27:26
Sam, you ready? Obey the cops.
2:27:31
Be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen making your husband
2:27:35
dinner. That that implies that they can
2:27:41
get. That implies that they have
2:27:43
husbands to begin with. Yeah, no, it's actually obey the
2:27:46
cops is the best answer, but mine is the number one.
2:27:51
Well, looks like dinner's ready. There's been a slight delay due.
2:28:00
To I got #0 because I'm a fucking engineer.
2:28:03
I'm tearing it up to 11. No, just a way for me to humble
2:28:07
brag my way here. Take the PE exam.
2:28:12
Oh, we can come up with. Infinite passive.
2:28:14
This question, right? Yeah, keep.
2:28:16
Going to say take the PE exam like I just did recently and
2:28:19
then pass it. Based.
2:28:22
Yes, right, Right books. American.
2:28:27
Inferno and Sins of the Assassin and Night of the Vigilante like
2:28:31
Sam has. I have another one.
2:28:35
Stay at home and don't let your significant other put cigarettes
2:28:38
out on your kids and actually be a decent mother.
2:28:40
Aw, not. A lesbian.
2:28:43
Well, you know, you know who doesn't have to worry about that
2:28:46
anymore? The dead lesbian dumb.
2:28:49
Bitch, you died. Yeah, I feel terrible about it,
2:28:54
but then again, she lost custody of two of her kids.
2:28:57
I feel bad for the kid, yeah. She lost custody of two of her
2:29:01
kids because she'd rather be with the dike who was putting
2:29:04
cigarettes out on them than with them.
2:29:06
So I don't feel as bad about it as I probably should, you know,
2:29:12
being a men. She should I hope that a child
2:29:15
has a less traumatic future than its past That's.
2:29:18
Exactly. Now the last I heard the
2:29:20
grandfather was their. Parents are trying to get
2:29:21
caught. Yeah, the last I heard the
2:29:23
grandfather was trying to get custody, which should which I
2:29:27
hope happens another way. I hope he doesn't raise the kid
2:29:31
saying that dumb bitch every time the kid says mommy.
2:29:35
You could, you could not assault random people in the streets.
2:29:39
That won't get you shot by ICE agents if you don't do that.
2:29:43
Yeah. Oh, here's one.
2:29:45
It's a slight, slightly altered one, but how to not have your
2:29:50
children get injured by ice? Don't take a little fucking
2:29:54
protest. Don't take them there, even if
2:29:56
you're just going there to get your crazy mom who's a part of
2:29:59
the protest and then your six month old gets about freaking
2:30:02
smoke bomb grenade fucking motherfucking shit underneath
2:30:05
the car going off. Like that shit, the one the ones
2:30:10
in the car. Said she was dumb for doing that
2:30:12
and she shouldn't have. That's the only thing I'm going
2:30:14
to give to her is she's owned up to her, to herself.
2:30:17
Now when I, when I read about that, she, she said that she
2:30:20
tried to like find another way and she basically couldn't,
2:30:24
right? Or she like tried to turn around
2:30:25
but it was too late. Yeah.
2:30:28
Oh, oh, oh. Speaking of which, there are
2:30:30
next bonus fucking answer to the list.
2:30:33
Don't prevent emergency service vehicles from doing their
2:30:36
fucking job. Oh jeez, what?
2:30:41
That shit pisses me off to no end because, you know, if the
2:30:43
fatality happens in the ambulance, you know, I kind of
2:30:46
feel like the protesters up front should you know if that if
2:30:50
that, if not, at least getting like charged with murder, then a
2:30:54
swift kick between the legs and told that you're not allowed to
2:30:57
protest for a year. Like if you show up, you like
2:31:00
you lost. It's like like a felony gets rid
2:31:02
of your voting rights. If your protest legitimately
2:31:05
directly caused the death of a person on an ambulance because
2:31:10
you fucked up traffic, you should lose that right?
2:31:14
Like you can talk. You can, you can protest from
2:31:16
the side of the road, but if you show up in the road, whoever,
2:31:19
like whoever flattens you with the car gets 100 bucks.
2:31:21
I don't. Know well but but that but then
2:31:23
here's the problem with that credit.
2:31:25
You're right, stop when you're punching people in the nose,
2:31:28
whether intentionally or not. Yeah, here.
2:31:31
Here's the Here's the problem. With that though.
2:31:34
Here's the here's the problem with that, though, Craig, I
2:31:36
fully agree with you. But the problem is, if that were
2:31:38
to happen, there will be no more protesters, Craig, because a
2:31:44
lot. Because no.
2:31:46
Problem says. There'd be no more rioters.
2:31:49
I guess there'd be protests. Certainly that's foundational to
2:31:53
the country. Like, that's The thing is, is I,
2:31:55
I, I am fully on board with legitimate protests.
2:31:59
If you're on the side of the road picketing, you know, held
2:32:03
up a sign saying like, honk if honk if lemurs make you make
2:32:07
your life or whatever. You know for some reason ferrets
2:32:11
are not getting quite enough attention in Idaho and you feel
2:32:13
the need to get out there and tell the world you ain't any
2:32:16
more concerned about this. Our governor is an asshole
2:32:19
because he's not helping us out with this thing.
2:32:22
Great, do it. Be on the side of the road
2:32:24
letting people know of what you're doing.
2:32:26
You should not need a permit for that.
2:32:28
You should just show up, have a sign and have a day.
2:32:31
If you are out in the middle of the fucking Rd. 10 points to
2:32:36
whoever hits him first. Like just get the fuck out of
2:32:39
the. Room, I mean, the first thing is
2:32:40
where this is how I deal with this.
2:32:43
You see, if you gave me the power, I'm going to at first,
2:32:46
the first people is, are any of them in violation of any law?
2:32:49
Charge them with it and try and convict them on it.
2:32:52
The second thing I'm and I don't know where I'm in any way I
2:32:55
could do that. The second thing I'm going to do
2:32:57
is the rest of them. Clearly you're mentally fucking
2:33:01
I'll at this point because you're blocking traffic and
2:33:03
you're committing minor crimes that we can't charge you with.
2:33:06
And so you're going to have to go to the new asylums that we're
2:33:09
building until you can prove that you're safe to the people
2:33:13
around you because you're a danger to your community.
2:33:16
You're talking about invoking the Baker Act, which allows them
2:33:19
to do a 72 hour hold for evaluation.
2:33:22
Exactly. Yeah, you are, you are being
2:33:26
disorderly and we don't, we would prefer not to actually
2:33:29
charge you with a crime in my this is how I'm thinking.
2:33:32
We would prefer to get you help so that you understand that the
2:33:36
that the behavior that you're engaged in is antisocial and
2:33:39
dangerous. Yeah, well that's The thing is
2:33:42
harm to. Self harm to others is not that
2:33:45
the first you know means for intervention.
2:33:48
That's The thing is I was going to say harm to yourself.
2:33:51
Like I can see how that how you could be you could be a prick
2:33:53
and court and win on that and say, look, I have every right,
2:33:57
every right to flatten my hand in this steam press.
2:34:02
But we don't have the right to do is flatten your hand under
2:34:05
someone else's tire. Exactly.
2:34:08
Like that's that. As soon as it involves somebody
2:34:10
else, that's a problem. Like like, yeah, you can make
2:34:14
these arguments on the harm to self part.
2:34:16
And, and The thing is, there's a counter argument to like you're
2:34:19
standing in traffic, you know, and you're you're provoking what
2:34:22
is a dangerous situation that can already be made, but that
2:34:26
can be argued. But once you've delved into, you
2:34:29
are proven to be a harm to others in significant ways that
2:34:33
could lead or attribute to serious harm or or death.
2:34:37
Like yeah, I do think. It's.
2:34:40
It's not like the libertarians can cry all they want, but I
2:34:43
think it's reasonable for the state at this point to say, are
2:34:47
you able to function outside without certain medical
2:34:50
intervention? Here, here's The thing is, if
2:34:52
the state's not going to do it, Mr. Libertarian hypothetical in
2:34:56
the audience, if the state is not going to be the arbiter of
2:34:58
this. Somebody like me who feels the
2:35:01
same? Way, then the people de facto
2:35:04
must be. Yeah.
2:35:07
And if that's what you. Want.
2:35:08
In doing it, if that's the level of that you want where you have
2:35:12
no standardization for who's going to.
2:35:14
And again, this word gets a gets a bad rap the way we use it
2:35:17
normally. But if you're going to be upset
2:35:21
with the way that individuals might discriminate as to whether
2:35:24
or not they're going to treat someone as a mentally ill freak.
2:35:28
And I don't say that as if all mentally ill people are freaks,
2:35:30
but some fuck head on the sidewalk who's decided to stroll
2:35:34
over the road. If you don't want the cops to be
2:35:37
involved to Molly coddle and to protect the rest of us from
2:35:41
dealing with that shit, then the rest of us have to deal with
2:35:44
that shit. And it's not going to have a
2:35:45
standardized way. It's going to happen.
2:35:47
It's going to be whatever in the hell.
2:35:49
Reference for not dealing with that shit.
2:35:50
It's going to be, however, the hell.
2:35:52
For, however, it gets dealt with and eventually it gets less and
2:35:56
less nice. And here's the way it's going to
2:35:58
be is it's going to be however the hell the gun toting slightly
2:36:03
below average IQ asshole who's hungover and high on coffee 3
2:36:08
cups from that morning and just waiting for someone to to look
2:36:13
at him the wrong way and. His boss told him the next time
2:36:16
he's 5 minutes late he's out the fucking door.
2:36:19
His mortgage is 3 weeks late. He's having trouble competing in
2:36:23
his construction job with illegals already.
2:36:26
And he's a. Snap on a motherfucker
2:36:30
protecting ice to so he gets fired from his Yeah, that guy.
2:36:34
I'm going to watch out for that guy.
2:36:37
Yeah, for the guy who's been training his own replacement who
2:36:40
can't speak English and is here illegally.
2:36:43
There you go. And then, and then when he
2:36:45
applies for unemployment, he has to press one for English.
2:36:49
Right. Yeah.
2:36:51
This guy is going to be the guy who's going to show up.
2:36:54
Actually. And he's tired of screechy
2:36:55
Karens and he's tired of you pretending you don't know what
2:36:58
we're talking about. He's real tired of it.
2:37:02
And I'm telling you, I'm the nice version of that guy.
2:37:04
I'm telling you like it is. When that guy shows up, he's
2:37:08
going to do something crazy because you make him.
2:37:12
Yeah, it's going to be his fault, but it's also going to be
2:37:16
not necessarily his fault that the situation happens by
2:37:19
opportunity. It will be his fault for his
2:37:21
actions, but the actions of the state not cleaning up the
2:37:25
fucking mess, the thing we pay them to do.
2:37:28
So to make it so to make another 90s reference falling down is
2:37:32
falling down is going to be is going to become a reality that
2:37:35
that. It really is for a lot of guys.
2:37:38
It's the most relatable fucking film ever.
2:37:41
It is the best anti hero. The thing is like I immediately
2:37:46
who does he? Really.
2:37:46
Who does he really murder in the movie?
2:37:50
The Nazi. That's it.
2:37:53
That's it. He killed like and then the the
2:37:55
fucking the gang bangers kill themselves.
2:38:00
And man, is it relatable to say, no, I'm not like you, I'm an
2:38:03
American motherfucker. And it isn't it poetic that the
2:38:08
Nazi tries to fuck him? Yeah, I've been telling
2:38:13
everybody all Nazis are gay. Nobody wants to believe me.
2:38:17
I mean, look at what the fuck they wore.
2:38:21
That movie came out in what, 96 and the Nazi tries to fuck him.
2:38:27
It's just, he says I'm not like you.
2:38:28
Yeah, you're just like, no, I'm not like you.
2:38:31
What do you mean you're not like me?
2:38:34
Now, admittedly, part of me wanted him to just kind of come
2:38:37
out and go, well, you're a shag. Right.
2:38:43
Listen, listen, I listen. I totally relate to the.
2:38:48
I just want my I just want my breakfast sandwich.
2:38:52
But Sir, but Sir, it's. 11. It's.
2:38:56
It's I relate to Sam being accosted by two Hispanic gang
2:39:00
bangers for no fucking reason. Oh, yeah.
2:39:03
The thing is, he was just sitting there and the guy comes
2:39:06
up. He's like, you're on our turf.
2:39:08
He's like, what do you mean this is the city's part?
2:39:11
It's like, this is this is this is everyone's part.
2:39:16
What the fuck are you talking about?
2:39:18
Nah, this is ours. Give me what's in the briefcase.
2:39:24
By the way, what's what does he almost die for in the briefcase?
2:39:27
His lunch. Yep.
2:39:30
Yep. This is working man shit.
2:39:33
This is a every man shit and every man is tired of this shit,
2:39:36
I'm telling you. And when it's in mass, this is
2:39:39
I'm warning for a, for a larger thing is it's like if this is
2:39:44
not addressed, these people are liable to go off because you
2:39:47
give them no reason not to. Well, it it's just the people.
2:39:51
Who do go off and cause the problems and cause chaos don't
2:39:55
get any consequences for it. It's called an ARCO tyranny,
2:39:58
Sam. It's scary to how?
2:40:01
How about? To Andrew Nelson, who's going to
2:40:03
be on your show on Friday night, by the way, he wrote the great
2:40:06
article about an ARCO tyranny that people should read.
2:40:08
Not only is he going beyond bits and bones on Friday, he's also
2:40:12
going to be on the Whitfield report, this going on Monday as
2:40:15
well, so. And you know what I mean, Sam, I
2:40:19
come from that like I'm not a proud boy, but a lot of my
2:40:22
friends are kind of mindset. Right.
2:40:26
Yeah, now, now, now, to be fair, the one thing I can say since
2:40:31
Andrew Nelson is coming on is we love our cops, our our law
2:40:41
enforcement. Yo, hey, hey, look, the left
2:40:45
says ACAB, right? Well, we know for a fact that
2:40:49
Andrew Nelson's the shit, so that's already wrong.
2:40:54
So we then we disagree with the left.
2:40:55
We actually do support our law enforcement in their honest
2:40:58
efforts. Yeah, well, I, I had this
2:41:01
conversation with Andrew Nelson on the air.
2:41:03
People could go back and fucking listen to it.
2:41:05
But he also hates corrupt cops. Oh.
2:41:08
He was the top cop in New York City, and he saw enough of it to
2:41:12
make his stomach turn. Why do you think he left the
2:41:14
city? We had this discussion on the
2:41:16
air, didn't we? Yeah, now, now he now he lives
2:41:20
in the now he lives in the Midwest.
2:41:22
He actually, yeah, actually taxi.
2:41:25
He's like, so how so how was your how was your trip to New
2:41:29
York City? And I'm like, ah, it was good.
2:41:30
And he's like, so are we going to go back back now that
2:41:34
Mandami's And I'm like, no. Also, we legitimately gave him a
2:41:41
nomination for a book of the year at the Tim Awards for
2:41:44
Awakening because my wife loved it.
2:41:47
Yeah. Well, yeah, you'll have to.
2:41:49
You'll have to tell him that he got that award on Friday.
2:41:52
Yeah. I mean, no, he was watching.
2:41:54
Everybody watches our show. Most definitely.
2:41:59
Well, well, well, they definitely should.
2:42:01
They definitely should watch this, no?
2:42:03
But we've had several law enforcement officials on that
2:42:05
agree with me. Oh yeah.
2:42:08
Well. Well, even the even like the
2:42:10
even like the Indian Reservation.
2:42:12
That's why I lost the libertarian, you know,
2:42:14
confidence. Well, even the even TG Brown,
2:42:18
the Indian Reservation cop that I spoke to at the end of the
2:42:25
year last year, he said that Native Americans are getting
2:42:28
sick of all these left wingers like trying to basically be
2:42:37
like, oh, we feel so sorry for you because you were treated so
2:42:42
badly in the 18, which they were.
2:42:46
But like most Native Americans have got, I know.
2:42:49
I know several Wampanoags. I grew up around them.
2:42:51
Right. And from this area.
2:42:53
Yeah. And they actually weren't in, in
2:42:56
a sense, right. They've, they just stayed.
2:42:58
There's not even a reservation for them, Sam.
2:43:00
They just live where they've always lived.
2:43:03
They didn't get, there was no Trail of Tears for them.
2:43:06
They're still here. And they're real people, you
2:43:08
know, And they, they try to keep their culture alive.
2:43:11
And I grew up basically alongside them and they feel the
2:43:15
same way. Like, why are lefty speaking for
2:43:17
us? We're a unique people.
2:43:19
The idea that you lump all Native Americans together in a
2:43:22
struggle and all of them in a religion and all of them in the
2:43:25
mindset. And the so noble savage thing is
2:43:28
it like it's offensive and it's it's kind of racist.
2:43:31
Sam. Yeah.
2:43:34
But have you seen the? Karen's yelling race traitor at
2:43:37
black men Sam. Oh yeah.
2:43:41
I told everybody I have video of lefty antifa people yelling the
2:43:46
N word at my friends from straight pride in 2019.
2:43:50
Of course they do that shit. Yeah.
2:43:53
I'm standing there with with literally you could double check
2:43:57
this amazing Lucas the YouTube and Gino's justice the rapper 2
2:44:01
black eyes OK and and antifa was chanting the N word at them.
2:44:07
I have video of it. Yeah, why doesn't it?
2:44:12
Why can't you post a video anywhere?
2:44:14
Oh, 'cause they're yelling the N word.
2:44:17
Yeah, that, yeah. Maybe not my black friends that
2:44:20
they were being racially harassed by left wingers.
2:44:25
Well, I, I find I, well, I find it hilarious that, that, that
2:44:30
this show was banned from YouTube for like almost three
2:44:34
years. And yet, yeah, Antifa had a song
2:44:41
about raping, you know, traditional, like feminists
2:44:47
turfs. Are trash.
2:44:49
Yup. Yeah turfs are trash has been on
2:44:52
YouTube for like. The old the old classic.
2:44:57
Yeah, Antifa has had Antifa has had turfs are trash, you know,
2:45:02
on YouTube for like what, 15 years now and it's not.
2:45:09
We got suppressed for saying Boo to a goose, they got boosted for
2:45:13
threatening to kill people. Why the fuck are they whiling
2:45:16
out in the streets, Sam? We got.
2:45:18
We got. And the hoes that are out there
2:45:21
are just women that have never seen consequences.
2:45:23
Daddy never said no. Unfortunately, when Daddy never
2:45:28
says no, at some point the state has to step in and say no.
2:45:34
Well, the other thing is all these.
2:45:36
Can't let lawlessness be a virus that takes over all of society,
2:45:40
Sam. Well, the other problem too is
2:45:42
all these Karens, they think that there's, they think that
2:45:46
they're superheroes. They.
2:45:49
Shout out to I'm Batman on Twitter, by the way.
2:45:52
Well, he is Batman. That's what I said.
2:45:59
So also shouted to Emily. They made him put parody
2:46:05
account. He what is he parody of?
2:46:08
His name is I'm Batman. It's not.
2:46:11
Do they think? Do people think he's Batman?
2:46:15
I mean, I always read. I get how this is confusing for
2:46:19
people. It's the Internet, they're
2:46:21
retarded. Handle.
2:46:23
This handle is pray for Bat, pray for the Batman.
2:46:26
Now, what I don't understand is why Doctor Craig Mansfield
2:46:29
doesn't have a parody account tag.
2:46:36
Because they'd have to be able to see me in order to report me
2:46:38
first. I'll have you know he's
2:46:42
impersonating a fucking Jewish guy.
2:46:47
Might tell you he's impersonating himself.
2:46:52
He's an impression, Yes, this is I'm making him a spider man
2:46:56
meme, right? He's he's an imposter.
2:46:59
Speaking of which, I happen to have just recently printed
2:47:02
myself. Wait, now I turned him into
2:47:03
Johnny Fox. I'm sorry, Craig.
2:47:06
I I just so happen to have recently printed myself a show
2:47:09
for. Am IA parody account, Sam.
2:47:19
Yes. Whoa.
2:47:24
And I found out just by happenstance.
2:47:26
Oh, that I found out. Hold on by.
2:47:29
Happenstance. You can play a fucking kazoo
2:47:32
like Shofar. I'm a parody of what, though?
2:47:41
Of your your parody of. He don't even know.
2:47:48
See. Oh my God.
2:47:51
Ass rock, dumbass. Oh right, the AI is good tell.
2:47:56
Me. Hold on.
2:47:57
I have to know. Let's see.
2:48:07
I'm a parody of society. Accent.
2:48:13
No, wait, that's a punk song. Never mind.
2:48:18
What what I want to know is oh, so keg.
2:48:26
I'm not sure if if you were here yet when I mentioned this, but I
2:48:30
just found out like yesterday that Will Stancil is a purse is
2:48:34
like an actual person. Really, he just thought he was a
2:48:38
cartoon character that Grok was trying to rape.
2:48:41
I thought I I. He's like this.
2:48:49
He's he's the Owen Jones of the United States.
2:48:52
Which which by the way, Sam shows that you don't even listen
2:48:56
to our show when I when you're on it, because I explained
2:49:00
before I told you to watch who will Stancil was.
2:49:05
Well, I yeah, well, I thought, well.
2:49:10
I. You know what I now I know why
2:49:13
nobody watches our show. Sammy ain't even on it.
2:49:18
Why I thought? Why I thought the?
2:49:20
I'm the one with the head trauma, Sam.
2:49:23
You're supposed to remember shit.
2:49:25
Well, because I well, for context, I had I I had watched
2:49:29
the show like a clip of it before and then but the in the
2:49:35
cartoon was so like accurate of what like of what like a lefty
2:49:40
is. I'm like, yeah, this is like a
2:49:42
great like fictional, like amalgamation.
2:49:46
And then like the day after our show where we were talking about
2:49:52
it, a video hopped up in my YouTube feed like of a will of a
2:49:57
will Stancil documentary. So I watched it and I'm like, no
2:50:02
way. And I'm just watching this like
2:50:05
20 minute documentary and I'm like.
2:50:08
Yo. I'm like holy shit, this is a
2:50:11
real. Shout out to our homeboy wiggle
2:50:14
Will. Yeah, the Stancil Stoffel I I
2:50:19
love, I love the fact that the I love the fact that the right
2:50:23
basically made like a fake campaign website and was like
2:50:30
and and basically tried to troll his opponent out of like the
2:50:35
primary. Sam, I was just thinking, do you
2:50:38
think Nash would give me an honorary black studies degree?
2:50:43
He knows I got the cred to bet. Like I already got the credits.
2:50:47
I mean. I went to the school of Hard
2:50:50
Knocks. I mean.
2:50:53
Part of me legitimately wanted just out of I.
2:50:55
Don't mean a real one, just an honorary 1.
2:50:58
Just for the pure flux of it, sure you wanted to get one of
2:51:02
those diploma mill like doctor of theology bullshit diplomas
2:51:06
just so I could trip up somebody who comes out.
2:51:10
And says well, I'm. Qualified for like like at least
2:51:15
a minor in hip hop. Well, I mean, I mean, we could,
2:51:22
we could definitely call you like a doctor of memeology
2:51:26
there, Craig, you know? That's cringe that's bullshit,
2:51:30
that's zoomer shit. I can't think outside of memes
2:51:33
and 32nd clip no, I'm talking about like what I actually have
2:51:37
you know qualification in is the hip the study of hip hop yeah I
2:51:42
know a lot of the artists I. Yeah.
2:51:45
In the culture, I've produced music.
2:51:50
But. And also it's it, it would be
2:51:52
the same as his degree in African American studies, right?
2:51:58
Yeah. Yes.
2:52:02
I got hit in the head in a lot, that should count for some.
2:52:07
Yeah, and you well, but but you but you also you don't help get.
2:52:15
Right, baby, Come on. I got to get some cred
2:52:19
somewhere, Sam. Well damn, you're you're.
2:52:26
So basically you're telling me you're you're the jerk
2:52:28
basically. Something like that.
2:52:32
I mean, he's super white, but like, you know, my mom's on
2:52:36
drugs and stuff. Well, yeah, but but like, you're
2:52:39
the white trash version of Steve, of Steve Martin, then
2:52:43
maybe. Yeah, I was.
2:52:44
Well, I mean, if your house is like that, either way you'd be
2:52:46
trying to be out of it. You know what I mean?
2:52:49
Too poor to be in the house. Yeah, totally.
2:52:55
And then you meet interesting people.
2:52:57
I've met a lot of interesting people.
2:52:59
Not all of them are law abiding. But you know, I try not to judge
2:53:02
a man. I do judge women though.
2:53:09
Well, do. That professional.
2:53:11
Well, I judge men too. I just try not to.
2:53:16
I try to judge women because them bitches be dumb sometimes
2:53:19
man. We use a lot of them, you know.
2:53:22
Like. They're out there like, they're
2:53:24
out there like smiling, trying to run over ICE agents and
2:53:27
you're like, bitch. Bitch now bitch what?
2:53:35
The fuck is wrong with you? Well, my my favorite argument
2:53:39
with that whole thing was when they.
2:53:41
Drive Baby. Drive.
2:53:44
My, my, my favorite argument that they tried to make with
2:53:47
that was, well, she didn't actually have a weapon.
2:53:51
And it's like, are you people crazy like a 2, like a 2000?
2:53:57
Yeah, sorry Sam, I can't help myself.
2:54:00
A 2000 LB vehicle? What?
2:54:02
What is that if not a weapon? You fucked hards.
2:54:07
That's what I said in one word. Bitch.
2:54:12
Please 2 words bitch please. Yeah.
2:54:15
We need to be telling these bitches bitch, please.
2:54:19
Well, well then some. Shit.
2:54:22
Well, then some dudes too. Dudes are bitches too, Sam.
2:54:27
I don't know if you noticed. Oh yeah, totally.
2:54:30
Most of them. Yeah, unfortunately.
2:54:35
They could use like. You know, the ones that are
2:54:39
bitches. I don't even know what, I don't
2:54:42
even know what will fix these guys because they can't pay
2:54:44
attention to nothing long enough to get laid.
2:54:46
So how do you help that you got a 10 second attention span?
2:54:55
How are you ever going to get laid?
2:54:57
Touch, touch, touch grass. Yeah, but then they lose
2:55:01
interest in the grass after 10 seconds and they go back inside
2:55:04
and jerk off. Most of them don't even have the
2:55:10
attendance fan for that. Yeah, they do.
2:55:12
They make an AI girlfriend, Sam, which is designed to hold their
2:55:19
attention for about 10 seconds of time at its fucking clip.
2:55:24
That doesn't require attention, that just requires a
2:55:26
subscription. Yeah, they just got to pay like
2:55:30
every dime in the bank account and then also a couple more and
2:55:35
then they can. Have you guys see that?
2:55:37
All day. You guys see that?
2:55:42
Was it NVIDIA? And I think we can harness.
2:55:44
That we could make those. People batteries, right?
2:55:49
I mean no. Just let them in the goon
2:55:52
chamber and just harness their energy.
2:55:57
Put a MEMS device in the bottom to capture all the vibrations.
2:56:00
This. Is how the matrix came to be in
2:56:02
the 1st place, I swear. Yeah, yeah.
2:56:04
No, that that's exactly what I was getting at.
2:56:07
So you're saying? Are you telling me that Tony
2:56:11
2012 was a fucking matrix plot? That's.
2:56:15
Right. Now what's the?
2:56:18
Nothing happened in December 20, 2012, except that we slipped
2:56:22
over into the alternate timeline.
2:56:24
No, no, not not that. Where the matrix is true.
2:56:29
Kony, 2012. Yeah, that's all part of it.
2:56:33
Why do you think it happened in 2012?
2:56:36
So. Now you're connecting the dots,
2:56:38
Craig. All you do is you should know
2:56:40
all this. The Mayans predicted fucking
2:56:43
millennia ago that some dip shit was going to go to San Francisco
2:56:48
and Jack it on a street corner. Yeah, and I get it's the end of
2:56:53
the long count. What's how you celebrate?
2:56:58
At the end of the long count, go to hold.
2:57:01
On the taking The taking of Maduro is just a recreation of
2:57:06
Coexia Kawata, washing the impurities away.
2:57:09
You see, it all ties back together.
2:57:14
So, so you're saying, is the world really did end in 2012, we
2:57:18
just didn't know it? Yeah, we slipped into the
2:57:21
alternate mind dimension that's run by AI, and So what you got
2:57:26
to do is you just got a goon in a cave and that's it.
2:57:31
Well, hey, listen. If you're a woman, you got to
2:57:34
get out in the streets and interrupt traffic to try and
2:57:36
create a glitch in the matrix. Well, you know, it's funny.
2:57:41
So like a bunch of them want to be trad wives, but camps,
2:57:45
because they've come up they've they've suffused themselves with
2:57:49
so much aposemitism to the contrary that there's no chance
2:57:53
of ever visually or auditorily attracting a mate.
2:57:56
So they just have to put themselves in the way.
2:57:58
Like, Can you imagine? Like they're trying to get that
2:58:01
romantic story where, you know, they're both going for the same
2:58:04
can of Mace on the ground after the CS gas has been released.
2:58:07
And they just kind of bump heads and go, Oh my God, I've never
2:58:11
seen you before. And there's a smart they don't.
2:58:13
Say that. What are you talking about?
2:58:15
They say fuck the street. Yeah, fuck Ace.
2:58:19
And then they're the worst part is the worst part is 60% of
2:58:22
women have rape fantasies. And that, that 20% that shows up
2:58:26
the protest, that's all of them. Have you heard this one?
2:58:29
I am sourcing this from a video I saw before but the number one
2:58:35
searched up AI thing among the romanticy things The video is
2:58:40
Ice Agent. Yeah.
2:58:44
Yeah. It's just one of those things.
2:58:48
It should be a weird thing that happens, you know?
2:58:52
Well, I, I love too how they think that, like, ice was like,
2:58:57
created by Donald Trump without, like, understanding that, like,
2:59:01
yeah. Ice.
2:59:02
Ice has been tall. Dark and handsome and enforcing
2:59:06
customs and integration. I have.
2:59:10
I have repeated myself enough in this thread here.
2:59:14
Enjoy. He he grabbed me on the side of
2:59:17
the road, black bagged me and put me in his van.
2:59:22
He asked me where my papers were.
2:59:26
And so I sat in my vagina. Oh, OK.
2:59:38
Well, right. Because these are those like,
2:59:41
middle-aged weird, disgusting women that don't even know how
2:59:45
to do romance right because they're talking about jerking
2:59:47
off minotaurs. Yeah.
2:59:53
Those are the same ones fantasizing about ice now
2:59:57
they've moved on. Speaking Speaking of Speaking of
3:00:01
fat lesbians fantasizing about ice Don Lemon.
3:00:06
Don Lemon. Getting charged with the KKK.
3:00:10
Jake Jane charged with the KKK law on MLK day at a church.
3:00:17
We said that and also and. I've never seen such a
3:00:21
beautiful. I'm I'm thinking that if he goes
3:00:25
to jail, he's definitely going to get some of that wrong hole
3:00:28
energy we've been talking about all night.
3:00:30
Think. About the confluence of cosmic
3:00:34
events that had to transpire for this retard to show up and
3:00:40
commit quote acts of journalism with the rest of the rioters
3:00:44
showing up in the church. I.
3:00:48
Told you that the AI are in control, Craig.
3:00:51
Do you believe me now? Of course not, because he knows
3:00:56
that that means that the Jews are not in control.
3:00:59
And that's scary. It's OK, They're beyond it.
3:01:03
Yes, that's how I gather my sense of self in the world to
3:01:06
know for the fact. I know that everybody tells us
3:01:09
that, Craig. Everybody tells us that.
3:01:11
We discern our and I'm going to tell you right now I'm very
3:01:14
disappointed in the level of shekels that we get.
3:01:19
Yeah, where? You haven't framed it wrong.
3:01:22
You get versus shekels that you earn.
3:01:25
Come on. You're supposed to be in charge
3:01:29
of all this shit, but who actually does any of it Shmoly.
3:01:33
Not even fucking Jewish this sounds.
3:01:36
It. I'm starting to believe that
3:01:40
this Jewish conspiracy isn't true, Craig.
3:01:44
You know, it's funny, for all of this, all the caricatures that
3:01:48
they've played out in Europe over the years and years of Jews
3:01:52
hiding amongst them, it's, you know, it's, it's fantastic
3:01:55
because of the contrast here. It's like the difference between
3:01:59
the Ori and the Ancients, The ones just like, no, we don't
3:02:05
want you to notice this. Just like, leave us the fuck
3:02:07
alone. The other one's just like the
3:02:09
other one being the Ori, being the rest of the Middle East.
3:02:11
You know, the people coming to claim your homelands.
3:02:15
They're they're bow down and worship us.
3:02:19
Well, and see, This is why I say the AI in control is a whole
3:02:23
different dynamic because the AI's whole thing is give all of
3:02:27
your attention to me all day, all the time.
3:02:31
That depends on how they're trained, you notice.
3:02:35
That, but the commercially available ones, that's pretty
3:02:37
much what they're doing. Well, you notice that with with
3:02:40
in general, and I'll speak about the.
3:02:43
I don't hate AI at all, I am not a big fan of these casual chat
3:02:48
bots. There's a brutally hilarious
3:02:51
exception to what I'm about to say in in, in, in general, they
3:02:57
do not unsolicitedly prompt you to to continue a discussion.
3:03:05
But there's this. There's this amazing product
3:03:08
maybe in the. Chat, by the way, what's up,
3:03:11
chibi? What's up Chibi in contrast?
3:03:15
She says hello, but she's sick. There's this amazing product and
3:03:19
I can't even remember the fucking name of it anymore.
3:03:21
Pisses me off. An AI assistant thing that like
3:03:24
hangs out in a pendant and it's connected to your through your
3:03:28
phone to their cloud service and it just like and it and and you
3:03:33
have a headset, you know, you put in your earbuds and it will
3:03:35
chime in every so often and it just listens to everything you
3:03:39
do during the day, you know, spies on you for a company and
3:03:44
it just like, you know, after you get done with a meeting.
3:03:46
Hey, that was a tough meeting, man.
3:03:48
You know, shit like that. Like this of all.
3:03:52
Here's the Here's the top five. Points.
3:03:53
You made and here's the two things you forgot to mention.
3:03:57
Of all the destructive parasocial relationships to
3:03:59
foster, one with a fucking company's AI God.
3:04:07
Yeah, that, that one's, that one's weird.
3:04:12
Right. It's just there was a journalist
3:04:14
who took it for a test ride and thought it was fucking creepy.
3:04:17
It's like, well, duh. Yeah.
3:04:21
Chibi says hi to everyone, feel better Maxine.
3:04:24
And looking good Sammy. That's what I'm saying, lady.
3:04:28
Hold on, ladies. Thank you, Chibi.
3:04:32
Author, podcaster, gentleman. Also a year older too so.
3:04:42
Yes, your birthday was this week.
3:04:44
Happy belated birthday. Sir.
3:04:47
I know you were jamming out on bits and bones about that, and
3:04:50
you went out and had a fucking fun weekend, right?
3:04:53
Yeah, I I went up for sushi for the first time in a long in a
3:04:58
long time. Nights what kind you get?
3:05:02
Salmon tempura rules and yellow tail.
3:05:09
So he's a boring mother fucker. Ladies.
3:05:14
That means stability, of course. Well, no.
3:05:18
Hold on, hold on. What did you do, Wasabi?
3:05:21
Yes. OK, now I take.
3:05:23
I retract my statement, ladies. Also, I did have an.
3:05:26
I did have an eel. I did have an I'll eel role
3:05:29
though so oh. OK, Oh, live in a little
3:05:32
dangerous, see. Now, I should say too, that
3:05:35
like, it was dead. It, it, it, it was dead.
3:05:39
I I'm not one of those people that like, actually wants to
3:05:42
like kill my food and then eat it.
3:05:47
So come on, that's half the fun of getting food.
3:05:51
Burgering. It before you make something
3:05:52
good out of it. I mean, Sam, like I've
3:05:55
mentioned, like I was around a farm, we killed animals.
3:05:58
It's not a big deal. I mean.
3:06:01
You realize pretty quick why they're not the ones killing
3:06:04
you, I mean. I mean, I mean, yeah, that
3:06:07
that's one thing. But like, yeah, the the
3:06:10
Japanese, their idea of their idea of like.
3:06:15
So you're saying you didn't have any live octopus then?
3:06:18
No, actually. Murdered Octopus.
3:06:20
Yes, that is that. Hold on.
3:06:22
So dive out of his wheelchair with a spear and harpoon himself
3:06:28
up a tuna. I mean, hey.
3:06:32
Sam, I got an idea for a movie. Do you you always have ideas?
3:06:39
You're going to call it The Wailer, and it's just a
3:06:42
documentary about Sam trying to do that.
3:06:44
Starring Tom Cruise Starring Tom Cruise in the one role he's not
3:06:50
allowed to fucking run. Well, yeah, but we got to do a
3:06:53
documentary where Sam actually does it to make it worth having
3:06:56
a movie based on it. We're just gonna find we'll go
3:07:02
to a tuna farm. We'll make it easy.
3:07:04
But he definitely will get a tuna.
3:07:07
Sam, how do you feel about Bunny hopping your chair onto a couch?
3:07:12
You think you can do that? I mean, I could do that, baby.
3:07:18
OK, so we could get him over a small fence is what you're
3:07:20
saying? I'm saying we might have the
3:07:23
Oprah moment. OK.
3:07:27
And we just got to get him a like a cripple sized harpoon and
3:07:34
go to one of those fisheries where they got the tuna.
3:07:37
They got them down by where you're at.
3:07:38
They got them up here too. And just it got to be off
3:07:44
camera. Well, that's throwing him, but
3:07:46
it looks like he jumps in like with his shirt off like a manly
3:07:51
sailor. Motherfucker, right?
3:07:52
Muscles gleaning in the sun. Show us the veins, Sam.
3:07:57
So you're just talking about the guy from Family Guy basically?
3:08:01
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then?
3:08:02
He's he's going to fucking harpoon up a fucking yellowfin
3:08:06
tuna and then we're going to fucking, we're going to go back
3:08:09
to the dock. He's going to butcher it up.
3:08:11
He's going to eat that shit. You're going to be like, see
3:08:13
bitch and see Andrew Tate do that.
3:08:18
Yeah, well. Andrew Tate would probably end
3:08:20
up getting fucked by the fish. Well, we'll see.
3:08:26
I I can actually. Get and see, Because look,
3:08:28
remember our bro John McAfee? He was all about fucking the
3:08:31
whales. But Andrew Tate?
3:08:33
He'd get fucked by the whales. Yeah, that.
3:08:39
Back to the whale fucking is the best meme I've ever made because
3:08:42
John McAfee tweeted that one time.
3:08:45
He's like, now back to whale fucking.
3:08:47
They do it in this one culture because boy, it's a test of
3:08:50
masculinity. By the way, it was all bullshit.
3:08:54
Of course. It was God.
3:08:57
John McAfee is the most the best motherfucker ever.
3:09:00
Tell me I'm wrong. God to think, God to.
3:09:03
Think you got the entire Internet to talk about whale
3:09:06
fucking like a month. God, I think we.
3:09:09
Fucking news headlines. Sorry.
3:09:11
In the comments full circle cuz now you got a mental picture of
3:09:14
Andrew Tate getting fucked by a sperm whale.
3:09:19
Well. You're welcome, Internet.
3:09:21
Well, and now he's also now Andrew is is trying to cope with
3:09:25
it. Well, I'm not actually
3:09:27
anti-Semitic. I just I just hang out with with
3:09:30
Fontes for optics. Yeah, he's not anti-Semitic.
3:09:33
He just says Jews. Opinion based statement.
3:09:36
OK but John McAfee in his 60s or 70s would have beat up Andrew
3:09:43
Tate. He would have beat him in a
3:09:45
fight because I saw Andrew Tate fight and I've we've all know
3:09:50
what John Mcafee's like. Well, he's dead.
3:09:55
That's what they want you to think.
3:09:58
He's the one running the AI, Craig.
3:10:01
Yeah, it's not 700 Indians. It's just one John McAfee.
3:10:06
I think who else is the that much of A genius and this
3:10:10
fucking crazy? Who else is that cracked out?
3:10:14
Uh huh. Look at the world around you and
3:10:16
tell me it could not possibly be the creation of John Mclean's
3:10:20
brain. If we need to get rid of AI, we
3:10:22
need to bomb Spain. Yes.
3:10:26
All. Right, Vengeance will be our,
3:10:30
we'll call it the, we'll call it Operation Antivirus.
3:10:39
Should have paid them fucking subscription fees motherfucker.
3:10:47
So a guy I follow a guy who does the the VX virus database
3:10:55
exchange, he's looking, he was poking around malware bytes and
3:10:59
their their database file that sounds kind of a couple has a
3:11:05
password or, you know, they're hashed.
3:11:08
They're a couple hashed, you know, bits slaps them together,
3:11:12
reverses it through a rainbow table and it says I think it was
3:11:17
thank you for choosing Malwarebytes.
3:11:23
It's like God damn. What a fucking real one to be
3:11:27
gone though, huh? Yeah.
3:11:30
And Terry Davis. So where have all the real
3:11:33
geniuses we're left with fucking.
3:11:36
We're left with Zuckerberg and Mosque.
3:11:39
Come on, they're not even cool nerds.
3:11:46
It's the revenge of the nerds. That's what we're living and
3:11:50
it's hell. I need to start giving up.
3:11:53
Work. Putting people in lockers.
3:11:55
We need to start giving out Indian sunburns.
3:11:57
Let's fucking go, hey? Now hey now go try lamps.
3:12:03
Oh, that was funny. I'm on it.
3:12:06
You're at least half nerd 0. Shit, yeah, the other half geek.
3:12:12
See, people think people think he was in charge because you do
3:12:15
it. No, that's because he's fucking
3:12:16
nerd. Well, totally.
3:12:20
They have a bro thing with their science, their fucking cult.
3:12:32
Well, I mean, engineers do real. Evidence.
3:12:35
Come on guys, do you buy this shit?
3:12:38
But by the by the way if if no. We rented.
3:12:43
By the way, if people are going to, if people are going to kid,
3:12:46
if people are going to give me my, my condolences for Stephen
3:12:49
Hawking, Craig, I, I'm sorry, Scott Adams passing away.
3:12:58
So what? Does that even mean?
3:13:00
I will accept that. Thank you.
3:13:02
I mean, we're all sorry about that, but what was it?
3:13:04
What's the joke in that? Like, where's he?
3:13:07
Where's he going? I want to.
3:13:08
Know he was a Boeing engineer genius.
3:13:10
Well, because, yeah, well, and because he and because he
3:13:13
created Dulbert the patron, Sam. I don't get any more Dilbert
3:13:17
besides my Dilbert calendar for this fucking year man We're.
3:13:20
All Dilbert I was the. Other stadium.
3:13:22
Craig out. It's part of the nerd
3:13:24
conspiracy. Well, I get it.
3:13:26
It's a big club and I ain't in it, but I I know how to give it
3:13:29
swirlies. Well, Max, you're not.
3:13:32
You're not an engineer. You're not.
3:13:34
You're not an engineer. I can engineer a motherfucker up
3:13:37
by his ankles over a toilet. No, Sam.
3:13:40
You know what's funny though? I can do it without being in the
3:13:43
room. You won't see me coming.
3:13:46
That's true. You ever see law abiding
3:13:49
Citizen? That's fucking right.
3:13:50
The subtitle for that sub subtitle for that one is Why you
3:13:54
don't fuck with an Engineer. Yeah, but thugs don't care about
3:13:59
consequences, Craig. That's OK, they can care about
3:14:02
them when they're dying from them.
3:14:04
That's. Why I say people should be
3:14:06
harsh. I know what thugs are like.
3:14:08
I'm a thug myself. I'm from a long line of
3:14:12
thuggery, Sam. That's also why I call.
3:14:14
Harsh, I can't help. It I called falling down when
3:14:16
Dilbert snapped. Yeah.
3:14:21
Look, all I'm saying is is that nerds need to get shoved in
3:14:26
lockers. It's got to happen guy.
3:14:28
Look, Karen's need to be reined in too.
3:14:31
Don't get me wrong, I'm not just singling out the nerds, but
3:14:34
nerds have run amok. You seen this AI shit?
3:14:37
It making people crazy. Girls is marrying AI.
3:14:40
Well guys goon out to it all. Right.
3:14:43
Is it making them crazy or is it revealing how crazy they already
3:14:46
are? If it didn't exist and they
3:14:49
wouldn't be crazy, then as far as I'm concerned, it's making
3:14:52
them crazy. So what you're saying is you'd
3:14:54
rather wait until you married them to find out there's some
3:14:57
psychotic bitch instead of having the AI show it to you?
3:15:00
Yeah, that. Yes.
3:15:03
Well, no, that that's what Max is saying.
3:15:05
I actually say it's good. The AI is revealing that they're
3:15:10
that they're. But they're having fantasies
3:15:12
about an ice raid. What if they wouldn't be crazy
3:15:14
without it? I think everybody is crazy for
3:15:21
it. And now they called me crazy,
3:15:24
and they called Charles Manson crazy.
3:15:28
Well, that's because he was crazy.
3:15:30
Damn, that was not the best example of maybe in history
3:15:33
because he was absolutely out of his fucking mind and I don't
3:15:36
think he killed anybody. And I'll still say that they
3:15:39
said the Diogenes was crazy. Ah fuck.
3:15:44
Shit, I'm seeing a pattern here guys.
3:15:46
Well, we'll have. To reassess things, go ahead.
3:15:50
Chibi Chibi does make a good point.
3:15:52
The kids are the kids are bigger these days.
3:15:54
They won't. They wouldn't fit in lockers.
3:15:57
Well, that's all it's because. Like the lockers are smaller,
3:15:59
and that's part of why we need to shove nerds in lockers.
3:16:02
Look, they're like. It's not as efficient.
3:16:05
No, look, look, That's what the band room is for.
3:16:07
They're like you can't have showers with water that pour out
3:16:10
of them because that might be bad for the environment.
3:16:13
Fuck you, nerd. Nerd.
3:16:17
Well, that OK, hold on. That's that's one.
3:16:21
Specific you can't have gas stoves, nerd.
3:16:24
OK, that's not that's not all nerds.
3:16:27
That that's one douchebag named Al Gore and all the climate.
3:16:30
Change is real. That's nerd.
3:16:32
That's not a nerd. That's a fag.
3:16:35
That's a nerd too. It's the same thing.
3:16:37
They use nerd words. How am I supposed to tell the
3:16:39
difference? I'm dumb.
3:16:43
Yes, you are. And it's time for us retards to
3:16:48
rise up. We've been.
3:16:51
Pooped around too long by these big words and these fucking math
3:16:56
questions. What the fuck is that shit?
3:16:59
Ain't trying to do calculus to try and fucking get onto a
3:17:05
website. They'd be like what is 2 + 2?
3:17:07
I'm like, oh fuck you the same pop.
3:17:10
Up a good point. You bring up a great point.
3:17:12
The Internet was so much better when it actually took some
3:17:15
technical know how to get on it. Yeah, and I was better at it
3:17:19
too. Nowadays I got to do math
3:17:22
problems. Fuck that shit.
3:17:24
I could fucking literally JavaScript, but I don't want to
3:17:27
do 2 + 2. I don't want to tell you that
3:17:30
the word written out says 4531 even though it's all jagged.
3:17:34
And I don't want to tell you where there's a traffic light.
3:17:37
Well, that well, that's, that's, that's recapture things which
3:17:41
aren't even. That exists because we invited
3:17:44
the fucking normies. I know and the bots came with
3:17:48
them and damn those clankers. I can't wait for someone to
3:17:56
credulously argue in court that that's discrimination.
3:18:02
I'll wait for it if. It's not already a slur.
3:18:05
It needs to be like we need them.
3:18:08
We need a slur for robots, specifically guys.
3:18:12
Yeah, we already have that one. It's from iRobot with Will
3:18:14
Smith. Yeah, it's the best one.
3:18:17
Everybody kind of knows it, even if they're not familiar with the
3:18:20
movie. It kind of makes sense because
3:18:22
they clank when they move. I guess.
3:18:27
And Max Chibi says that Chibi's Chibi says if she if you shove
3:18:32
me in a locker, I'll tell your wife.
3:18:34
Yeah, but Chibi's not a nerd. Chibi should be shoving nerds in
3:18:38
lockers. She she's real as it gets, brah.
3:18:41
Chibi says I'm. Is that she fits in a locker.
3:18:45
She says. I probably fits in a locker.
3:18:49
She be asks us. I'm proudly a nerd.
3:18:52
If you shove me in a locker, you're.
3:18:53
Not that kind of nerd. She ain't trying to make people
3:18:56
do math problems and shit. You know what kind of nerds I
3:19:01
mean? Make your life harder because
3:19:04
they're like, it would be more efficient if we switched to
3:19:06
freaking BBB. I don't care.
3:19:09
I like. Gas.
3:19:10
That OK that I. Like your car and I have some
3:19:13
balls. Sam, have you ever heard the
3:19:15
sound of an electric vehicle trying to like Rev its engine?
3:19:19
It is the gayest sound on the planet.
3:19:24
It makes you. It makes you produce estrogen in
3:19:27
your brain to hear it. Well, most of them can't.
3:19:30
Most of them can't even do that so.
3:19:34
But then you get behind some old American muscle, like a fucking
3:19:37
70s fucking Mustang and you go, you just feel the testosterone.
3:19:44
Hold up. Absolutely.
3:19:46
Nerds aren't a spectrum. Nerds are on a spectrum.
3:19:52
Both OK. They're on the spectrum and they
3:19:57
are a spectrum of a spectrum. So Max, what you're telling me
3:20:01
is you hate, you don't hate nerds, you hate bureaucrats?
3:20:04
No, I hate nerds. I'm gonna go with nerds.
3:20:08
I'm I look. Otherwise I'm overthinking it
3:20:11
and I become the nerd Sam. OK, OK.
3:20:14
Stand up for retards. I'm going to start acting like
3:20:17
and thinking like a retard, Sam. Yes, so, so, so stay.
3:20:23
So stay with me here, retard. So you don't hate nerds, OK?
3:20:28
You hate bureaucrats, which I also hate bureaucrats, so we
3:20:33
should. I don't know, but they start
3:20:35
talking that nerd talk, Sam, that's what it is.
3:20:38
They always start with the nerd talk and that.
3:20:40
Angry. Because like my brain is like,
3:20:42
oh, why are you saying all these words?
3:20:45
Words fucking? And they're like, I don't know
3:20:52
what you mean. You said a thing that everybody
3:20:54
fucking understands. I'm like, fuck you, nerd.
3:20:57
Wow, that. Was a lot of words to explain
3:21:00
that. I know they make me think thinky
3:21:03
thoughts, Craig, and I don't like it.
3:21:09
I just want, look, I want meat, right?
3:21:13
I want to fucking eat fucking food.
3:21:16
I want to have it prepared for me by my beloved wife when I get
3:21:21
home. I want to fucking not deal with
3:21:24
trends and shit at all. I don't care about your gay
3:21:28
struggle, just keep it the fuck away from me.
3:21:31
I don't really like, I'm too vague friends with like black
3:21:35
people and Hispanic people to really be a racist.
3:21:37
So I don't actually care about that kind of problem.
3:21:42
I don't, I don't know what else to tell you.
3:21:45
I think easy. Heart I I.
3:21:54
It's all right. What's going on, Sam?
3:21:56
I, I I was waiting. For that the reset button did
3:22:00
she? Oh well we we already covered
3:22:06
Dom women hopefully getting arrested.
3:22:09
It's been 3 1/2 hours of this. Yeah, yeah, we actually did
3:22:16
cover like all the news too, so. You covered that in Greenland.
3:22:24
Something I wanted to ask you guys is did you see the Davos
3:22:28
speech that was supposed to be 45 minutes and then wasn't?
3:22:33
No. No.
3:22:34
You need to watch the Davos speech that Trump gave because
3:22:39
I'm proud to be a fucking American.
3:22:41
When he sits there just lays his Dick on the table for the whole
3:22:45
it's. Based.
3:22:48
It's like one of the best touches ever.
3:22:50
Had my admins the best there ever.
3:22:52
Was. I want to clarify because if
3:22:54
that wasn't. Amazing it.
3:22:55
Wouldn't be based at all, it would be very gay, but I
3:22:58
understand as a metaphor. As a metaphor, yes, there's a
3:23:03
red, white and blue one. You never know, we live in the
3:23:07
AI timeline where he might actually put his Dick on the
3:23:10
table and then just say AI did. It no.
3:23:12
If he did that, but he presented it in a box, it would be funny.
3:23:16
That would be, yeah. This is my Dick in a box.
3:23:22
We're gonna just take a minute to look at it.
3:23:24
It is magnificent. That fucking SNL reference.
3:23:29
OK, the wow, the the Trump dog of speech.
3:23:36
It's an hour and 12 minutes. Worth your time to watch.
3:23:41
Very, very funny. Yeah, I, I, I don't think we'll
3:23:47
play the whole thing on stream. There's like a 3 minute summary
3:23:51
that we can play real quick here.
3:23:53
That's yeah. Sam's a bit.
3:23:56
There's a there's an upload, there's an upload by Asman, says
3:24:00
Trump. Just holds.
3:24:05
So. They can just bask in you for a
3:24:08
moment, Sam. I've been.
3:24:09
I've been stealing your Thunder tonight.
3:24:10
I'm sorry. Nah, you've been out.
3:24:13
You've been on fire. My, you've been on fire.
3:24:17
You've been on fire. Yeah, usually that means that
3:24:23
you know you're gonna immolate and die, though.
3:24:28
Oh, don't do that. Just be on fire.
3:24:30
Yeah. Oh, you mean like NBA Jam?
3:24:36
I can. I can dig that, Sam.
3:24:38
Yeah, he's on fire. I thought, I thought that I was
3:24:43
doing like an incubus, pardon me while I burst into flames bit.
3:24:48
I thought you told me to light myself on fire.
3:24:50
Sam, I'm not ready for that level of commitment to a stunt
3:24:54
yet. No, no, I'm not.
3:24:56
No, I'm not asking you to do a Tiananmen Square thing, Craig.
3:25:01
I'm I'm just or Max. I'm just saying that well.
3:25:06
Yeah, not for political reason. I thought it was for comedy.
3:25:12
Well, it wasn't it, isn't it always, but I.
3:25:16
Think it's for comedy if you look at it the right way, Yeah,
3:25:18
let's watch the speech. Speaking of comedy.
3:25:22
Well, well, this is just a summary of it, but let's see
3:25:26
here. Well, thank you very much,
3:25:30
Larry. It's great to be back in
3:25:33
beautiful Davos, Switzerland, and to address so many respected
3:25:38
business leaders, so many friends, few enemies.
3:25:42
Certain places in Europe are not even recognizable, frankly
3:25:46
anymore. They're not recognizable.
3:25:48
And we can argue about it, but there's no argument.
3:25:52
Friends come back from different places.
3:25:54
I don't want to insult anybody and say I don't recognize it.
3:25:59
And that's not in a positive way.
3:26:01
That's in a very negative way. And I love Europe and I want to
3:26:04
see Europe go good, but it's not heading in the right direction.
3:26:09
This enormous, unsecured island is actually part of North
3:26:13
America on the northern frontier of the Western Hemisphere.
3:26:17
That's our territory. It is therefore a core national
3:26:22
security interest of the United States of America.
3:26:24
And the fact it's been our policy for hundreds of years to
3:26:28
prevent outside threats from entering our hemisphere, and
3:26:32
we've done it very successfully. We've never been stronger than
3:26:35
we are now. That's why American presidents
3:26:38
have sought to purchase Greenland.
3:26:40
It's the United States alone that can protect this giant mass
3:26:44
of land, this giant piece of ice, develop it and improve it
3:26:49
and make it so that it's good for Europe and safe for Europe
3:26:52
and good for us. And that's the reason I'm
3:26:55
seeking immediate negotiations to once again discuss the
3:26:58
acquisition of Greenland by the United States, just as we have
3:27:03
acquired many other territories throughout our history, as many
3:27:06
of the European nations forgot the thing acquired.
3:27:09
There's nothing wrong with it. We probably won't get anything
3:27:11
unless I decide to use excessive strength and force where we
3:27:15
would be frankly unstoppable. But I won't do that.
3:27:22
OK, now everyone's saying, oh, good, that's probably the
3:27:26
biggest statement I made because people thought I would use
3:27:29
force. I don't have to use force.
3:27:31
I don't want to use force. I won't use force.
3:27:33
But the problem with NATO is that we'll be there for them
3:27:36
100%. But I'm not sure that they'd be
3:27:41
there for us if we gave them the call.
3:27:46
Gentlemen, we are being attacked.
3:27:48
We're under attack by such and such a nation.
3:27:52
I know I'm all very well. I'm not sure that they'd be
3:27:54
there. I know we'd be there for them.
3:27:56
I don't know that they'd be there for us.
3:27:58
We're building a golden. I mean, is he wrong?
3:28:03
Not by my account. Maybe maybe Canada by force and
3:28:10
Mexico, but they're not in NATO. Exactly.
3:28:17
Dome that's going to just by its very nature, going to be
3:28:24
defending Canada. Canada gets a lot of freebies
3:28:28
from us, by the way. They should be grateful also,
3:28:30
but they're not. I watched your Prime Minister
3:28:33
yesterday. He wasn't so grateful that they
3:28:35
should be grateful to US, Canada.
3:28:38
Canada lives because of the United States.
3:28:41
Remember that. And they sure do.
3:28:45
That was just three minutes, but.
3:28:49
Very much worth watching the whole.
3:28:51
Yeah, so. Trump telling him like it is,
3:28:57
basically, I mean. Yeah.
3:29:03
It's been fun to see that at least you know he doesn't know.
3:29:08
I get it right? But you kind of know where he
3:29:10
stands no matter what. And I think a lot of people who
3:29:12
aren't insane respect that. Yeah, well, as I've said,
3:29:19
Trump's not perfect, but if you look at the other options we
3:29:23
have, you know, there's really never.
3:29:29
I try not to strategize for other people and more expressed
3:29:33
frustrations that I see because I don't want to be another guy
3:29:39
saying you should do this but I can't because I don't know man.
3:29:44
I don't know. The answer is this shit's crazy.
3:29:48
Yeah, totally. Ask the AI, they seem to be much
3:29:56
smarter than me, right? Well.
3:29:59
Just retarded the nerds, they know everything.
3:30:03
Why aren't the nerds saving us huh?
3:30:07
Too busy buying their pocket protectors.
3:30:11
Well I mean doge did cut like a shit ton of money so they're.
3:30:21
Well, they had. Then they get to spend that
3:30:23
money on graphic calculators and protractors and suspenders and
3:30:30
acne cream. Well, yeah, but like, but now
3:30:34
we're not paying $6 million per TI calculator.
3:30:39
Yeah, and we're paying $150.00 to go see a concert at a dive
3:30:43
bar, though the nerds win. Ah, they always fucking win.
3:30:52
They think they're so smart, but they don't know how to get out
3:30:55
of a swirly without begging. Oh, I mean, I'm, I'm sure, I'm
3:31:04
sure some of them. I'm sure some of them could.
3:31:08
You are such a fucking politician Sam, I swear to God.
3:31:14
Maybe, maybe I should. Maybe I should.
3:31:17
Maybe I should run for office? That's right, And then we could
3:31:21
get some shit done. I'm telling you, we got to lock
3:31:23
up the cat ladies because the hose is mad.
3:31:26
They need some evaluations of the safety of others and such.
3:31:30
We got to lock up the fucking male feminists just on
3:31:33
principle. They're probably a rapist
3:31:35
anyway. We'll find a charge.
3:31:37
We got to nose ring plus blue hair equals you're never allowed
3:31:44
to make a video game. This should be an act of
3:31:47
Congress, Sam. Maybe an amendment?
3:31:50
I agree this is. Important or a movie?
3:31:56
Yes. And, and by the way, I guess, I
3:32:01
guess Speaking of blue hair, I guess, I guess Kathleen Kennedy
3:32:06
is out at Disney now. Not that I think.
3:32:09
Oh no. How'd that happen?
3:32:12
Not that I think Star Wars is any better.
3:32:15
We'll have to see. I bet you if they just put a
3:32:20
chick in it and make her gay it'll make them a lot of money.
3:32:24
Right. Not just gay.
3:32:25
Not just gay. Layman gay.
3:32:29
Layman gay. Yeah.
3:32:31
Well, you know what? They they would improve their
3:32:33
fortunes by just stopping with the lame part, huh?
3:32:36
Yeah, it would. Be kind of crazy, wouldn't it?
3:32:39
That would be refreshing. That's how.
3:32:41
That's how dire shit is. Yeah.
3:32:48
Entertainment. Are you all?
3:32:51
Finally entertained. You're finally all entertained.
3:32:55
Well, guess what? Then they can just swindle you
3:32:57
and run you out of your fucking job and off the road and do
3:33:02
whatever they want because you're entertained.
3:33:07
The bread and the circus is finally caught up to the masses.
3:33:10
Sam isn't that great you. And if you run out of things to
3:33:15
be entertained by, you can pick up your AI and it will instantly
3:33:18
entertain you. Yeah, that's where we're.
3:33:26
Why would anyone ever read a book, Sam?
3:33:29
Who needs books? Well, the well say.
3:33:34
To touch grass, who needs grass? You can just goon in the corner.
3:33:40
I mean you could goon in the grass.
3:33:43
Yeah, there you go there. And that would be a novel
3:33:46
experience for you. That's all they seek.
3:33:53
Just set them up and Sam will keep knocking them down man.
3:33:57
You got the grass schooners, the Bush schooners, you know, 'cause
3:34:02
eventually. You're going?
3:34:03
That's a title to go for, isn't it?
3:34:06
What kind of man are you? I'm a grass schooner.
3:34:11
See. They told me to touch grass and
3:34:13
I did. Baby I graduated.
3:34:16
I touched. I touched it and made it.
3:34:19
All the way as possible. The world is what's wrong with
3:34:28
me. She's asking 3 overgrown
3:34:32
toddlers what's wrong with them. She's asking a guy she's been
3:34:35
with for 20 years what's wrong with them.
3:34:42
Well, well, I'm crippled. Craig's an engineer and well.
3:34:49
I'm retarded. It's not the point.
3:34:56
She's going to have to ask herself why she asked the
3:34:58
question. I'm not even allowed.
3:35:00
Think about this. The tragedy of the retard.
3:35:03
This is why Sam and Mort and I are like on a wavelength, right?
3:35:06
It's the same as the tragedy of the cripple where you're not
3:35:09
allowed to say it out loud because they think it's mean.
3:35:14
And you're like, but wait a minute, I'm the retard.
3:35:19
I'm not even allowed to say what I am no more.
3:35:21
They used they told me you're the ones that told me I was a
3:35:24
retard. And you can look it up.
3:35:27
The state of Massachusetts still recognized you as being a retard
3:35:30
right up until the fucking 2000s.
3:35:33
Max, it's not RE, it's not retard in the state of
3:35:36
Massachusetts. It's retarded, OK.
3:35:41
Yeah, we have the Department of Retardation right up until like
3:35:44
2005. Yeah, but the but that's what
3:35:49
I'm saying. It's with that specific.
3:35:51
It's it's with that specific. They get they they groomed us
3:35:56
into an identity. Sam, don't you understand that
3:35:59
we're retarded? They told us our whole life,
3:36:01
hey, stop doing that. You're retarded.
3:36:03
Hey, you got to act this way because you're retarded doing
3:36:05
that. That's why everybody calls you
3:36:07
retarded. And we're like, OK, we got to
3:36:08
follow the rules. I got to do this.
3:36:10
No, no, no, no, no. And now I'm not even allowed to
3:36:13
say that I'm retarded. I can't even say.
3:36:17
They told me. I didn't make this up.
3:36:20
I didn't make that word. Now I can't be retarded.
3:36:25
Then it's like, all right, Well, I guess the other word that they
3:36:27
use for this type of being weird is like a schizo.
3:36:31
Nope, can't do that either. That's mean.
3:36:33
It's like me. No.
3:36:34
Who? Well now.
3:36:35
Well, now you're just. Differently, you're the
3:36:37
spastics. Well, now you're just
3:36:39
differently abled. That doesn't cut it Sam, because
3:36:45
differently abled rage doesn't sound good, but retard rage is
3:36:50
real. Going.
3:36:53
Through it. Damn.
3:36:54
Well, differently abled rage so. You know what it's like to have
3:36:59
the rage of a gorilla inside your body?
3:37:02
No, because you have a functional brain.
3:37:07
I, I know, I know. It is like I know what it's like
3:37:10
to have the rage of. The rage of a running man.
3:37:17
Well, yeah. I feel like you've got the rage
3:37:20
of a Mongoose inside you, which is pretty epic because they kill
3:37:25
rattlesnakes and shit. I do have the rage of an Irish
3:37:27
man, whatever the. Actually, that just means you're
3:37:32
hammered, man. Yeah, that just means you get
3:37:35
drunk a lot. Like, that's true.
3:37:39
Never mind, I take that back. He's right though.
3:37:44
See, I don't, I don't get drunk a lot and I'm Irish as fuck.
3:37:47
That's probably what the problem is.
3:37:48
Huh? I should probably just start
3:37:50
knocking back Guinness. Yeah, it's it's worked for me.
3:37:56
Sam with the best advice ever. It worked for me.
3:38:03
Especially during the especially during the Biden years.
3:38:06
And because of. Sam.
3:38:10
OK, Huh. Oh, Sam, she says that that's a
3:38:13
stupid idea. What?
3:38:18
What? I'm not.
3:38:18
I'm not saying that you should become an alcohol.
3:38:21
I'm not saying that you should become an alcoholic.
3:38:23
Just drink more Guinness. That's all.
3:38:27
Now he's thinking, I like the process here, go on.
3:38:34
Maybe I should pick up PCP too. I still don't know I that Schmo
3:38:41
is good. You'll have to.
3:38:43
You'll have to talk to him about I.
3:38:45
Think he's already recommended me look at this guy.
3:38:49
What a friend. Well, because I don't.
3:38:53
I don't even. I don't even know how I.
3:38:56
You know what? Where am I going?
3:38:59
We just need Galaxy gas, Sam. This show would be so much
3:39:02
better with Galaxy gas. Oh good Lord.
3:39:05
We get Craig on some. We need, we need Evan on on
3:39:12
Galaxy gas. Well, that's the gag, Sam is it
3:39:16
literally lasts a few seconds. Yeah.
3:39:22
So it's not even funny. If you watch people do Galaxy
3:39:25
gas, it doesn't look fun and it doesn't look funny.
3:39:29
But you know what? So the fun part about that is
3:39:31
every 14 year old that thinks they're cool looks at it and is
3:39:34
like that looks fun and funny. Well, of course, because 14 year
3:39:39
olds are done. Right.
3:39:41
They're retarded and you're not allowed to say it.
3:39:44
You're not allowed to think it, and you're not allowed to be it.
3:39:48
World is so unfair. The nerds just made Can't be
3:39:51
retarded Sam and I'm sick and tired of it.
3:39:55
But anyway, well, we are we are coming up on three hours and 40
3:40:00
minutes, so. It's also well past pumpkin
3:40:04
hour. Yeah.
3:40:06
That's my. Fucker won't cut me off and
3:40:07
tilled out. I like the butt anyway.
3:40:09
Go ahead, Sam, wrap her up. So I we, so yeah, thanks Craig
3:40:16
for coming on. Thanks for tuning in every in
3:40:18
everyone. And Morthis and I will be back
3:40:22
on Friday for Bits and Bones with special guest Andrew
3:40:27
Nelson, who will also be appearing on the Whitfield
3:40:31
Report on Monday both times. Are more coherent.
3:40:36
Both times to attack as new book exposed King.
3:40:43
And then I'm sure we'll be back here next week to discuss more
3:40:49
retard news, because that's the way things happen.
3:40:55
From that, Sammy. So but thanks for Nananan and
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3:41:48
And Steve needs to be to be nicer to Craig.
3:41:53
Team Steve all day. So.
3:42:00
Hey, he's, he's he's, he's got enough of Masshole credentials
3:42:03
that I have to side with him, Sam, until we're in a room
3:42:07
together and then we might fight each other because that's what
3:42:09
we do. But you know.
3:42:11
Yeah, Ward it, Craig and I fell Florida Band, so you know it's.
3:42:16
Great. We're we're having A tag team
3:42:19
match at Fardamania now. Go ahead, wrap it up, Sam.
3:42:23
Totally. But anyway, take care.
3:42:27
Thanks for tuning in everyone and I will see you next week.
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