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Spam Flavored Macadamia Nuts from April 22nd,2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Now I was scolded when I got back from Hawaii. Yes,
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: because I was at a grocery store and I saw
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: a can of Macadamian nuts that were spam flavored, and,
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: like I thought we were supposed to do these days,
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: I just took a picture of it and sent it
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: and brought it to work to show you guys.
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  Speaker 2: But you guys were mad. I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, well, I mean a photo of something that's
• 0:26
  Speaker 3: edible is not really.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know you need to taste it.
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  Speaker 1: So I ordered from the Hamakua Macadamian Nut Company in Hawaii.
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  Speaker 1: I ordered you each your own private pouch of spam
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  Speaker 1: flavored Macadamian nuts.
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  Speaker 4: There.
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  Speaker 3: They are right there, and it sort of got the
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  Speaker 3: spam logo on it. Now, Hawaiians love spam. I love spam.
• 0:56
  Speaker 5: I do.
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  Speaker 3: There's a can of spam in my cupboard, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: not sure who bought it and how long it's been there,
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: but by god, I'm gonna eat it. It's there in
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  Speaker 3: case you need it, uh so so and then and then,
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  Speaker 3: of course, Macadamian nuts is traditionally delicious.
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  Speaker 1: See I thought it sounded horrible, but you both were like, no,
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: that sounds great.
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  Speaker 2: I would like to try that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well again, Gina, you don't know until you try it, right.
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: You'll notice I didn't buy myself a pouch of spam
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  Speaker 1: flavored Macadamian nuts.
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  Speaker 4: They're just nuts because Gina has no sense of adventure.
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  Speaker 2: When they smell spammy food or anything.
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  Speaker 5: Else, they don't really sell smell spammy, not really good.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not strong enough to open these packages anymore. Do
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  Speaker 4: you want me to get it? Let's see, you.
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  Speaker 2: Have spam dust on your hands now, m m.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not getting a lot of spam flavor.
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  Speaker 2: No, they're not spammy enough. Is that what you're saying.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think they're spammy at all.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. There, it just tastes kind us healty.
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  Speaker 4: You're dissplanded.
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  Speaker 2: You're disappointed in the spam.
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  Speaker 5: I am macadamia nuts.
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  Speaker 4: I mean the Macadamian nuts.
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  Speaker 5: Or you can never go wrong there?
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  Speaker 4: No, not my favorite nut.
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  Speaker 2: What's your favorite nut?
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  Speaker 4: I really like brazil nuts.
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  Speaker 5: It's in my top five favorite nuts.
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  Speaker 4: Mmm.
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  Speaker 1: So, So the verdict is, know I went to all
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  Speaker 1: the trouble of ordering well am shipped.
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  Speaker 4: Now we know.
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  Speaker 1: Now the next time I go and don't bring you
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  Speaker 1: some back. You won't be sad.
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  Speaker 5: No, well, because we tried to.
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  Speaker 4: We know it's that's healthy.
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  Speaker 3: Work's okay, thank you, thank you for the nuts.
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  Speaker 6: Exter says, I used to eat spam with peanut butter
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  Speaker 6: when I was pregnant.
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  Speaker 4: That's horrible. No, it doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: I've had, you know, I had spam and bacon sandwiches
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  Speaker 3: and those are good.
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  Speaker 1: So the reason spam is so popular in Hawaii because
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  Speaker 1: it was a canned.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's no, it's because it tastes most because it
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  Speaker 3: because they were cannibals originally, and it's almost thing that
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  Speaker 3: human flesh. That's that's really what people have said for years. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they like spam because because it's to the cannibal, but
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  Speaker 3: it's not true. Especially during World War Two. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 3: couldn't get fresh meat at all.
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  Speaker 2: So it's interesting.
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  Speaker 1: So I told you I went to that cattle ranch
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  Speaker 1: on the Big Island, one of the biggest cattle ranches
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  Speaker 1: in the country, not just in Hawaii, in the country,
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  Speaker 1: and the cattle were first brought there as a gift
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  Speaker 1: for King Kamehameha, who treated them kind of like you
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  Speaker 1: treat them in India.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't he didn't eat them because they were eating people.
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  Speaker 1: The cattle said no, the uh the cattle or sacred,
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  Speaker 1: don't eat them. But eventually somebody said, you know, these
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  Speaker 1: are really delicious and you should try. So they have
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  Speaker 1: this huge cattle wrench there, but no processing facility on
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  Speaker 1: the Big Island at all.
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  Speaker 5: So noat process, no meat process.
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  Speaker 1: So every every one of those animals has to be
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: put on a ship and taken somewhere like California. They
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: have a processing facility in Maui, but I guess it's
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  Speaker 1: not that big of a place.
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  Speaker 2: So you want no? No?
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  Speaker 5: Why not not even one?
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  Speaker 4: Why not?
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  Speaker 3: Do you like maceadamia nuts? Well, they just taste like
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  Speaker 3: macedamia nuts. I just no, I don't want to try it.
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  Speaker 3: It's a spam on it hm.
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  Speaker 2: I just tastes like salty nouts.
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  Speaker 4: Do you ever eat spam?
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  Speaker 2: I've never had spam. I guess I should.
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  Speaker 4: Really, you've never had spam?
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  Speaker 2: Where would I've had spam?
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  Speaker 5: Fed up?
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  Speaker 4: You lived with Tom Barbaria at.
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  Speaker 6: Some point, Yeah, fry it up, cubed and then scrambled
• 5:21
  Speaker 6: eggs with chees. Don't live with cheese never mind? Yeah, delveda,
• 5:25
  Speaker 6: that's not really cheese scrambled just scrambled eggs and Oh,
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  Speaker 6: you don't need eggs, eat.
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  Speaker 7: Sausage and bison, egg and spam, ain't bacon and spam,
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  Speaker 7: ain't bacon sausage and Span, Span, Bacon, sausage and Span,
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  Speaker 7: Spade eggs, Spot, spant Bacon and Span scam, Spant, Span
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  Speaker 7: eggs and Span scams spam, Span, Span spam, Span Bike
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  Speaker 7: clean spam, Spans, spat and Spot. Oh loops to them
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  Speaker 7: to do our prefets for the moon. I so stolish
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  Speaker 7: with tuckle, pat, fand and Span like anything without spamming
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  Speaker 7: it well, Span, egg sausage and Span stuff got much
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  Speaker 7: spam in it, spam.
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  Speaker 8: Why don't you have egg, bacon, spam and sausage that's
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  Speaker 8: got spam in it as much as spam? Egg sausage
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  Speaker 8: and spam?
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  Speaker 7: Could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like spams.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't bacon, spam and sausage like your spam. Why
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  Speaker 7: you ain't bacon Spanish.
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  Speaker 2: Sausage with it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't spam.
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  Speaker 4: I can't make a fast. I love your spam.
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  Speaker 6: I love it.
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  Speaker 8: I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, swam spam, swam, baked bean, spam,
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  Speaker 8: spam and spam bake brichel. We canna have spam instead,
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  Speaker 8: you eat.
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  Speaker 9: Span span spam, Spanta, the boobies, honey boon. My Lord,
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  Speaker 9: Intestine is full of spam, spam, bacon.
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  Speaker 3: They're still doing that, by the way, it's that never stopped.
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  Speaker 3: There's a place in England that's yet just still going.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Just I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't know why you've never had spam.
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  Speaker 2: Well you think Mary Claire would have made me spam?
• 7:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Why wouldn't she make you spam? What
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  Speaker 4: did she make you?
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  Speaker 2: Not spam?
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  Speaker 6: Well?
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  Speaker 4: What I mean?
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: What I mean what a canned meat would not have
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: been something that.
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  Speaker 4: She would have?
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  Speaker 3: No canned meat, No, no potted meat product, No, potted
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  Speaker 3: meat is pretty good.
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: That it doesn't sound good.
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  Speaker 4: It's a spread kind of Is it like devil ham? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I don't like that.
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  Speaker 2: I like it isn't like spam or No.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's a spread. It's a spread. Spam is a.
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? It comes in, it comes in it.
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  Speaker 5: It's a brick. It's a brick.
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  Speaker 4: Is slice it or you can you can slice it
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  Speaker 4: and dice it? You can?
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  Speaker 5: Are you just slice it put in the sandwich.
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  Speaker 4: Some people eat it cold.
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  Speaker 5: Are you cut? Cut a piece of it just right
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  Speaker 5: and put it on top of sushi, and.
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  Speaker 3: That's called masubi? Yeah, masubi, that's masubi spam sushi, which
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  Speaker 3: is again very popular in Whai. But there are lots
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  Speaker 3: lots of places have it here too.
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  Speaker 4: You're probably not going to do that, no, I wouldn't think.
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  Speaker 3: So that's one way you'll never die choking on a
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  Speaker 3: piece of space.
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  Speaker 6: Let's see, I gotta have some spam now, because this
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  Speaker 6: this stuff the I mean, it's spamless spam nuts is
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  Speaker 6: what it is.
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  Speaker 2: But I still like wife spam.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she'll do spam.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, she makes it for me in eggs with
• 9:12
  Speaker 6: velveta like you were saying, delicious.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's see if traffic is delicious. When I say delicious,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that it's not not a problem. It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: appear to be much of a problem. Only one accident
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  Speaker 1: being reported by you dot crashing with down fifteen one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and twenty fifth South and draper.
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  Speaker 2: Everything else looks like it's moving.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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• 9:38
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Kerrie Hm, I figured it out.
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  Speaker 3: These are bit and you know in transit they've been
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how long in this package, these Macadamians.
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  Speaker 3: All of the spam seasoning has gone to the bottom.
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  Speaker 5: It's it's it's fallen to the bottom.
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  Speaker 2: Get spam ear as you go.
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  Speaker 3: Well, just shake it up, just turn it, turned it
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  Speaker 3: upside down and shake it and then you'll start to.
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  Speaker 4: Get a little bit of space.
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  Speaker 5: Already too complicated.
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: ED wants to know.
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  Speaker 6: ED wants you to explain the logic behind being willing
• 10:28
  Speaker 6: to eat taketos from batos.
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  Speaker 5: But if not spam, there.
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  Speaker 2: Is no logic spam.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe then I would do that deep fridod deep fried
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  Speaker 1: spam would be delicious.
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  Speaker 3: You would like spam, Gina, It's meat and salt, salt,
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  Speaker 3: and it comes Spam comes in a a corncopia of flavors.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, different flavors all right,