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Gossip Girl: Never Been Marcused · Your One And Only Source

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hello and welcome back to your one and only source where you're hosts.
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[SPEAKER_00]: My name is Phoebe.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My name is Caroline and today, we are recapping Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 2, called... Never been Marguest.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Never been Marcus, never been Marcus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, not to immediately talk on another podcast, but Giggly Squad.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if you've been listening at all, but Hannah did this new thing where she's been saying, like, I'm a girl's girl, I'm a girl's girl, and now it's how she says it, and it's very drama.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It really really reminds me of when my ex's new girlfriend asked me if she could speak to me outside of the bar and I was like okay and so I go outside the bar with Gibson and Addy and they're like what the folks about to go down with the folks about to go down watching and she's British and she goes
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just like I see you like all over campus and you know, like I saw you in rent and I thought you were better than the girl in the movie, but like I'm just like Caroline right now, it's like complete Emma.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That is Emma Watson.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But this is exactly what she said and then she goes, but I'm just like I see on campus like I want to say hi, but like I'm just not like into like girls hating other girls.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And so, I was like, wow, okay, I literally can't hate you if I try it, turns out I can't hate you if I try it because you're nice as fuck.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I leave and Gibson and Adir, like, what's it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I will say we constantly, like, I'm just like, no, I'm just like, girls hating other girls.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And that's exactly what I'm like a girls girl.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not on to girls hating other girls.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, okay, well, I am.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that makes one of us.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm totally jealous girl.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a girl's girl, but I'm perfectly comfortable with girls.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a girl who hates girls.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, we exist.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, we exist.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Some girls deserve to be hated, Amanda Patula.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I like guys not looking good, not looking good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not looking good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, not an ounce of remorse.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And that woman's body in her and her whole entire body.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you watch in the city?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I'm not super intently, but it's giving gossip girl.
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[SPEAKER_01]: the way that they like filmed it like a bit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's um, they really led with the West and Amanda.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, what did the show look like before this happened?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know because you know they had to come into the drawing board.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I just I feel so bad for Kyle and that's what in the city is going to do like it is going to, yeah, it's his redemption.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, not even that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's just a year scene and he was such a shitty husband like, absolutely.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I had to keep
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[SPEAKER_00]: He loved her so much.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And that's what's great.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I feel, and it is that classic example of like, I didn't know how much you loved her until you lost her.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So like, it is like, I did have to keep reminding myself that like, okay, he treated her like shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, he, this was years in the making.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And none of us even thought she should have married him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_01]: However, it's like, it is crazy like I kept being like, holy shit, he does not want to not be married to her.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He genuinely loves her.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He wants this to work.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If she's able to do something where they can be friends, he will.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know let himself get back there which I just don't think she deserves because I don't even think she's like said sorry to him because also she's so apathetic and she's not it also like I feel like we also forget their that Western Kyle were friends like now their friendship is over like 100%.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean like I just feel and it came out and the statement that KJ
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[SPEAKER_00]: read on watch for happens like that was the first inkling or the first time I realized that like they really haven't been painted like they're so offline that they
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think they realize the stakes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like they don't really... Like Cinemanda?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like they... Because that's what KJ said, and that's a lot of fun.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it happens.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, this was weeks ago.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When KJ read the... KJ read a text that was to sent him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That was like...
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[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't been... You sent it to him after the reunion.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He was like, I haven't been online.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I kind of didn't realize like...
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[SPEAKER_01]: How about things to take you, getting online to realize that what you did was fucked up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like it should be enough of the people in your real life or this upset with you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So it drives me insane.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, well, I didn't realize I needed to be that sorry until I got online.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like really, because the people that you will actually love and have relationships within your life didn't make that clear enough to you or they just didn't matter.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You only care about the public things about you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's just that you just, I don't think that, well, in the words of Amanda Petula, got it, got it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I'm sorry, the words got it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Should have never left your mouth at that fucking reunion.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, do the only words that you should have had like written on your hand, where I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're right, your ears are.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're right, and I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm wrong.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're right, I'm wrong.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a piece of shit, dirt bag.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what she should have written on her hand.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I smell bad.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I smell bad.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm not a good singer, even though I posted it, and I wanted you all to tell me that I was.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Who wrote that?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't write that one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: West like that was me, babe.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like he got a stop with the singing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: anyway.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I guess we can get into the episode now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So we begin with a truly harrowing site, Serena and Dan post-coidal on the beach.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I hate that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know we say it every fucking week.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We say it every episode.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't love it either.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I really don't like it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But got to come up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Don't ever say we can't overcome anything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm getting to a point where I don't know if I ever want to say it again, you're just not brave enough or strong enough or which one of those feels in my mouth anymore.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you say that about the C word, the other C word, not quite all the other one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe said that word to my mom one day like recently and I was in the phone with my mom was like And I literally told me that mom was like shocked that you said it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know like Phoebe loved that word Where have you been when did I say it's mom?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Who would I have been taught to roll off your tongue apparently?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Who would I have been talking about in my own way?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's true.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I can think of a few people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I used three like SAT words on the phone with mommy yesterday, and she was in the bragging Lily, she was in the car Lily, and they Who am I she crashed a car?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Am I on the phone with and what have you done with my girl?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Lillian or mom and like I could I can see it like in the car I can like put myself in the back row and see mom Oh Big words Well, well, what were the words?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I said it's like not a word
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I said office gates and I said about does not even mean to like offload something on to someone else Like you office gate blame, you just learn that responsibility.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I've used that one recently No, I've said I'm guys.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think you can probably go back in the pot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I you hey, fiat.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I like that word.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I write down every word You say that's more than the syllables and that's not on here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, what over the other words?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I said a sequence
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, okay, you're just literally trying so hard to be bowing young and there was one note because he's too much Sometimes I'm like bowing one of these days Matt is gonna be brave enough to ask you what you're talking about one of these days Matt's gonna be like hey, Mono syllabic please.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We talked about this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know mono syllabic isn't mono syllabic, but
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's Matt talking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know Marla's a lot of it isn't.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You really love it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not impressed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I didn't.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I wasn't really impressed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I'm just, yes, Andy, which is Caroline's favorite critique of me that I can't do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because she won't do it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll make it hilarious.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You joking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'll be like, you're moving.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And she'll be like, hmm.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, and I'm like, okay, literally, it's called bubble bursting.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're great at it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're freaking invented it sometimes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, there was another word that I said that I can't think of.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, if I think of it, I'm gonna let me know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But there were like three of them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm gonna be so real with you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It sounds like you were shard off.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sounds like you had a dictionary open in front of you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't really listen random page and use one of these words.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They were coming like, really, like, I even don't especially use the air.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I say they're coming.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm being naturally.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When I said of sequence, I did catch myself off guard.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, wait, sorry, sorry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Mom, do you know what that means?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because I just don't want to speak in languages that you don't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to speak in tongues that you don't understand.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, whenever it's too way conversation, okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to I'm like hey, by the way, mom calls you and said Phoebe was speaking in tongues on the phone earlier.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't worry.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I just set up sequies.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, oh my god, maybe we're.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Of course, in that one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, um, so we're not going to use post quid a little anymore.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you guys have a lot in public?
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[SPEAKER_01]: We were caught having sex in a public place.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You will be a sex defender.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I realized that was Megan's law, though.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's Megan's law.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, whoa.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought that meant to be a lot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So it's not crazy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's not crazy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I don't think everybody knows that because some people treat public sex in a very Cavalier way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I just want you to know that being on a sex of an registry will ruin your life.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't know that person.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like something that I work really hard to make sure it's true.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like some people can forget that like the people on sex winter lists aren't strictly pedophiles.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like you can be an adult.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You have been satisfied and he's like, yeah, if you are wondering, you can not just almost see everything.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wait.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's all of their check-in photos.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You can actually get updates sent to you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought you were like,
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you have a question, just don't do it, which is true.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like if you were like, well, that's it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Analyze, if you haven't scratched your head about, could what I'm doing to get me on some kind of a list?
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[SPEAKER_00]: The answers don't do a same with like flying.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But by the way, if you think throwing a 10-per-10-term one on an airplane is going to get you in trouble, just like the airport just one of those places, you just need a second of a sad as well.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and we've all looked up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, hey, don't take any risks at there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, because I'm just saying like similarly to the sex of undergradistry, then I'll fly less as per life.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it can run in your life, tough.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, so if you need a little voice in your head that's telling you not to do how about you play me and Phoebe saying if it can get you an elist maybe thing twice.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so yeah, they're still looking at police officer didn't walk up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're also so lucky that the tide didn't come up and wash them straight away.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're pretty high up though.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I have to say we're lost at sea.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're like fully up in the dunes like where you might find a horseshoe crab corpse where people are frequently walking.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like they're right by the beach access path you guys you were dying to be saying.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dan's like don't worry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gossip girl.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So we don't have anything to worry about.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No one's going to snipe us here because I like I'll just not pull just intercept very well.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Dan's like, I've really been working on my, my, my body, my hairless chest, this, this summer and that's a fresh wax.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I've really, I really, I really, I also really notice that it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's that's Serena and it's like, oh, she's practicing on Vanessa.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's practicing resilience on Vanessa and she can wait.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know where I'm jumping ahead of it, but I do.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Am I forgetting a storyline where Vanessa ends up having a crush on Rufus?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, I wrote down something to her.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, why are Rufus and Vanessa low-key flirting?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Rufus, hey, Rufus, hey, Rufus, uh, back the hell up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's an, that's a minor.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like really taking a back, but let me tell you, the twist that comes up in this episode completely forgot about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You did all I had in organic reaction to that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That is a really, it is a fun twist.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This episode gets some crazy fun twist.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, go there with us.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There we can.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's the only thing harder than making up is waking up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, uh, speak for yourself.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I hate making up and everybody knows that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And waking up comes rather easily to her.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm really good at that as long as I can press news 15 times.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And Serena wakes up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: someone used the the one wish willow on her literally she's like wait oh when I who are you this ain't me What's going on here?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, she's like I just don't know about this and I mean, is she that sand and that's right and then it happens reverse They like are going back and forth with who is more into it and you are more obsessed
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[SPEAKER_01]: me with this and it's so classic Dan like she's like I'm overwhelmed and confused and it's like I'm not she's like I'm sorry Dan's like you were yesterday you were yesterday Dan.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But it literally yesterday you were and they're just like so like I don't know what we're going to do in my gotten so she like gets up where is his jacket covers herself up and she goes to leave and she like looks back at him and she's just like it feels so good to be together but I just I think I need to think about it and he's like oh but I thought this meant though we are back together like well why did you think that?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because that mean that you're dating Georgina still too, then.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, are you just, because you also had sex with her.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, we, and you know what, we're clocking up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you said you didn't, I don't believe it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think they definitely had sex.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's no way, there's no way, there's no way Georgina's barx, let him leave that room without him putting it in her.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, that's just true, and that's just true.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And now she's going to Jesus for form school.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So like it's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot of Georgina that gives wait and me stir in the in the movie that roommate with mink of Kelly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I if you can believe never seen it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's on Netflix now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you're on an only source movie club.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're not going to start with.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm actually personally, we're going to personally, the roommate personally.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm never rewatching it, but you do need.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like kind of required viewing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I'll watch it this weekend, but I think one was enough for anyone else does because because lateemasters playing one of those characters that like just makes my skin crawl, yeah, I mean, yeah, and and sometimes I'll say it Blair has that effect on me as well.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not in the same way, but in the way that I'm like, Blair,
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think twice.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, this, you know, this, you know, this, you know, this, you're turning up on someone's list.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This character put, makes my skin crawl in the way that Sarah makes my skin crawl.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Got it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Understood.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Understood.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, but it's on enough, like, everybody.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So you guys, if you haven't, you're watching it this weekend, happy Memorial Day.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Weekend.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Here are your plans.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So they're like, all right, we're going to work this out, but like the physical part, that's never been our issue.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We'll see each other in the city and then she leaves and they're like, we're going to talk about our issues and she leaves the beach and we see Blair and Marcus, what is with Blair on her fucking triathlon shit?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And all of a sudden, why do you write her bikes all the time?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Blair is giving that like,
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[SPEAKER_00]: that crazy smile the way that she is looking at him and laughing at him.
16:03
[SPEAKER_00]: It is just like can we tone it down it's like are you exhausted?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because I would be so exhausted from faking this part for this long.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know they have to and I know we're lecturing.
16:13
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like I've never seen you exercise girl.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know you were all in that bike.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know you knew how to ride one.
16:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, we have seen her exercise when she beat Serena to a freaking pulp to
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[SPEAKER_01]: How could I forget that?
16:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, you know, I was going through our posts from like our season one stills and I was like, we should go choose our favorite moments because it was just fun to take a walk down memory lane, like season one and just have some gems, but I totally forgot about that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So thank you for the reminder.
16:45
[SPEAKER_01]: But they're writing bikes and blurs like, so what happens next?
16:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I know you're not going back to college, what's your plan?
16:50
[SPEAKER_00]: It's literally, Blair May as well say.
16:52
[SPEAKER_00]: So what happens next?
16:54
[SPEAKER_00]: When do I get my title?
16:55
[SPEAKER_00]: When do I get my, so she's like, I can't, I can't go back to New York and get lunch without just Lowe and without my own title.
17:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
17:05
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a scene of there is a scene of Roni, where count is Lowe and and Beth and you're getting into a car, Beth and he got the car for them.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
17:14
[SPEAKER_00]: And she introduces count is Lowe and two.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The driver and says, oh, this is my friend, Lowe and.
17:21
[SPEAKER_00]: they get in the car.
17:22
[SPEAKER_00]: No, she corrects her on to the man, but she says it in a way, we're like, she's a lot.
17:28
[SPEAKER_00]: She's laughed.
17:28
[SPEAKER_00]: No, she's like, she's trying to make it a joke, but you can tell she's, she's seriously like, no, it's like, it's Mrs. DeLisa, she's just saying in the mirror.
17:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, no, it's count as I was like, it's a joke, but like, she's like, she's like, I just noticed that like, you introduced me as a man.
17:46
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's just like, I'm kind of like, I'm, and Mrs. Delos, I have a, I just, I have a title, it's kind of, it's just like a respect thing.
17:55
[SPEAKER_00]: I just thought it was kind of crazy.
17:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was kind of honestly fucking weird.
17:58
[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of a, it's kind of a, who?
18:00
[SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of a freaking, who the, you call me the way I am.
18:04
[SPEAKER_01]: by my name by my government name, when you know I'm a delusps.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's any.
18:11
[SPEAKER_01]: God, she doesn't have such a good name.
18:13
[SPEAKER_01]: So good news for Blair and her title.
18:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that Marcus just wants to go wherever she goes?
18:18
[SPEAKER_01]: He's somehow not deterred by their last, like, exchange with the white party, which is a miracle.
18:24
[SPEAKER_00]: I do want everybody to bookmark now what he looks like in your head, so that when you see Nate,
18:30
[SPEAKER_01]: you see that they are like basically identical we what they would not disagree more they look so much alike and that's important for what happens with is what
18:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it just gonna see a close personal friend and I am like when I look at him I just hear memories, you know what I mean?
18:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean like I can't really see Nate Archibald.
18:50
[SPEAKER_01]: I just see like all the good times we have.
18:52
[SPEAKER_00]: They are both blonde young.
18:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Strapping Nate is not blonde.
18:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you okay?
18:57
[SPEAKER_00]: He's not like blonde.
18:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Dirty blonde hair.
19:00
[SPEAKER_01]: He is brown hair with maybe some highlights.
19:02
[SPEAKER_01]: He is not definitely highlights.
19:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe, get your eyes checked.
19:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe, uh-oh, I'm concerned.
19:10
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you have your sparkles back or some shit?
19:13
[SPEAKER_01]: My sparkles never left, bitch.
19:14
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
19:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
19:16
[SPEAKER_01]: And so that was actually insensitive as hell.
19:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Actually, I feel fine about it.
19:20
[SPEAKER_01]: But I, I do just think you should get your eyes checked.
19:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Mom is they are blonde.
19:23
[SPEAKER_00]: They're not blonde.
19:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Nate is not blonde.
19:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Frey and slip.
19:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Frey's slip, they are blonde.
19:27
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, that was just me.
19:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I was trying to make you feel good for one second before I ripped it back and said, no, just kidding.
19:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Can you guys come and let me know if
19:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I know for you can blondie regardless of if he's if there's a renavander what's in his black hair?
19:43
[SPEAKER_00]: No, you fucking bitch.
19:46
[SPEAKER_01]: No, doing Blair is purple hair.
19:48
[SPEAKER_00]: No, but she almost has blonde hair in this episode.
19:52
[SPEAKER_01]: The best has bright red hair.
19:55
[SPEAKER_00]: We boom what is with Blair's highlights in this episode?
19:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Her hair is an entirely different hair.
19:59
[SPEAKER_01]: She's got a tan and lighter hair.
20:02
[SPEAKER_01]: They all have great hands.
20:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, I think it's important to note that they kind of have similarities, I guess, that lend itself to the story of both men.
20:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Storyline later, sure they're both men.
20:16
[SPEAKER_01]: And they're both probably kissing the same bitches.
20:18
[SPEAKER_01]: So...
20:21
[SPEAKER_01]: So there.
20:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Blair's like, okay, great.
20:24
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll come wherever, I go on my Lord.
20:26
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, hey, don't come away that.
20:27
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, I'm gonna call you that.
20:29
[SPEAKER_01]: And Blair's like, I gotta get back to New York for senior year, but I really wanna meet your family.
20:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I wanna meet the Duke and the Dutchess.
20:35
[SPEAKER_01]: And he gets super weird about it.
20:38
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think they're at lunch at this point.
20:40
[SPEAKER_01]: I think so.
20:41
[SPEAKER_01]: They're at lunch.
20:42
[SPEAKER_01]: And when he says he's like, he like pauses on the Dutchess.
20:45
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like the Dutchess.
20:47
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
20:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Excuse me.
20:49
[SPEAKER_01]: And she gets up and she calls her and she's the guy right there.
20:50
[SPEAKER_01]: He's going broad.
20:52
[SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't want me to meet his mommy.
20:54
[SPEAKER_01]: And Serena, number one bitch in the world says, wait, who's Marcus Serena is giving Amanda Petula when a friend doesn't a crisis and Blair gives Sierra Miller when a friend doesn't a crisis.
21:05
[SPEAKER_01]: There I set it.
21:07
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just the truth.
21:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Literally, Serena's like, Marcus, I can't keep up, Blair.
21:12
[SPEAKER_01]: You've been really slutty lately.
21:13
[SPEAKER_01]: And Blair's like, you know Marcus, it's James, it's Marcus, it's the Lord and he's a Lord and I love him.
21:19
[SPEAKER_01]: And Serena's like, okay.
21:21
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if she got their rose, color glasses, B, you don't know what love is, but I do, and I'm thinking of, I need to get back to, do-shing myself, so I can get this and out of my cuter.
21:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I was going to say kuchi and then I was just like, I'm going for it.
21:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, if you're going to freaking love this, I'm going to go for it.
21:42
[SPEAKER_00]: I love is the last way to describe how that made me feel the last way.
21:50
[SPEAKER_00]: How would you describe it?
21:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Use one of your SAT words, bitch.
21:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, okay, then Chuck arrives.
21:58
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's gonna try to figure out how to work his way and to lunch with the Lord.
22:06
[SPEAKER_00]: And I wanna note two things.
22:08
[SPEAKER_00]: When eventually Blair walks back in there and sees it and calls Chuck over and calls him
22:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Charles and jacos and basil and I love basil.
22:19
[SPEAKER_00]: We need to say basil.
22:20
[SPEAKER_00]: What I want to know also is that a waiter walks by them with
22:27
[SPEAKER_00]: in actual like an insane amount of sweat stain on the back of their light blue dress shirt.
22:33
[SPEAKER_01]: How did I miss this?
22:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm shocked you did, but.
22:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you have an eye for detail.
22:37
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, you've an eye for detail.
22:40
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like either that extra, that was intentional.
22:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Like they wanted to like,
22:46
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the Hampton.
22:46
[SPEAKER_00]: And we're going to get into the world.
22:47
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get into the world.
22:48
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get into the world.
22:49
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get into the world.
22:50
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get into the world.
22:51
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get into the world.
22:52
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get into the world.
22:53
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get into the world.
22:54
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get into the world.
22:55
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get into the world.
22:56
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get into the world.
22:57
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get into the world.
22:58
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get into the world.
22:59
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get into the world.
22:59
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to get into the world.
23:00
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to get into the world.
23:01
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to get into the world.
23:02
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to get into the world.
23:03
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to get into the world.
23:04
[UNKNOWN]: We're going to get
23:04
[SPEAKER_00]: The sweat state was like, holy shit.
23:07
[SPEAKER_00]: It was going like, imagine going home and telling your family like, I was an extra on gossip growing.
23:15
[SPEAKER_00]: I like walk across the camera.
23:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I'm in the shot.
23:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Like in it.
23:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's have a viewing party, you guys.
23:20
[SPEAKER_01]: It's my opinion.
23:21
[SPEAKER_00]: It's literally just his back.
23:24
[SPEAKER_00]: covered in sweat stains.
23:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, I have got to rewind and find that.
23:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
23:28
[SPEAKER_01]: That's that back.
23:29
[SPEAKER_01]: That's actually.
23:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Imagine you're watching.
23:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Imagine you're watching.
23:31
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm
23:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so anyway, Chuck is like Marcus, we can be civil.
23:45
[SPEAKER_01]: They shake hands, Chuck sits in Blair seat.
23:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Big mistake.
23:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and then Blair is still in the foam of Serena.
23:52
[SPEAKER_01]: And she goes, oh, I'm his secret summer shame.
23:54
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just so funny to me, and I also want to show it.
23:58
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a secret summer shame, because that's kind of epic.
24:01
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm up and then Blair's like by the way, speaking of eating summer shames, bikinis for the true of us, say that on the butt.
24:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Secret summer and then shame on the butt.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, this boob is named secret.
24:13
[SPEAKER_01]: This one is named summer in my butt.
24:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Shame.
24:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Shame.
24:17
[SPEAKER_00]: That's like a beautiful name for a woman.
24:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Shame.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is my daughter's shame.
24:24
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the feature of my daughter's shame and secret.
24:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Shame.
24:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Shame.
24:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Shame.
24:30
[SPEAKER_01]: in my dog summer and my dog said they're like, and you gave the dog the name summer.
24:36
[SPEAKER_00]: So one of your two daughters shame is the female version of Shane.
24:43
[SPEAKER_01]: He and everybody knows that and everybody knows that so Blair's like where were you last night and three is like I have to go and so she goes because she sees freaking down on the street and turns out they're both taking the jitney that turns out she's freaking she is Sally Carson a dog or not.
25:02
[SPEAKER_00]: She is a dog and he is an age word.
25:04
[SPEAKER_00]: This girl is an age word, okay?
25:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Mother feels knowing that like, every time her name comes, every time her name comes up on our podcast, we say, okay, here comes Sally Carson.
25:18
[SPEAKER_01]: And I just know, I just know when Sally Carson's mom listens to our podcast, and she hears us say those words about her daughter, her blood-free can boils.
25:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'd say so.
25:30
[SPEAKER_01]: I have a feeling that Sally Carson's mom's like very proud of her for her blooming reality TV career.
25:38
[SPEAKER_01]: So, Blair goes back in, finds Chuck and her seat, pissed off.
25:41
[SPEAKER_01]: She also finds Chuck and Marcus exchanging numbers.
25:44
[SPEAKER_01]: And we find out that they have a date to play Squash together.
25:46
[SPEAKER_01]: And Blair's like, Squash, I'll squash you.
25:49
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, you need to leave in the Buck alone.
25:52
[SPEAKER_01]: And then she asks Marcus for a ride back in the city.
25:54
[SPEAKER_00]: So they're going to, if this wasn't there, deliberately sexual tension, they were trying to exhibit.
26:00
[SPEAKER_00]: And you just saw Blair and Chuck.
26:02
[SPEAKER_00]: brothers.
26:02
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like this.
26:03
[SPEAKER_00]: They're giving brother a sister big time trying like she has a crush on this boy and he wants to be best friends with the boy and so they're really sabotaging each other all summer and totally it is giving that it's also for a second like you're gonna say it's giving brother and sister and it's like okay we see Blair and she got a crush on her brother and she
26:22
[SPEAKER_01]: It's giving life with Derek okay.
26:23
[SPEAKER_00]: It's giving me and their cruel intentions.
26:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, sir.
26:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Michelle Guller and What was it showing us?
26:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that a free Bay Ryanfully Bay?
26:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it is.
26:34
[SPEAKER_00]: But is that any says last name?
26:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it is.
26:37
[SPEAKER_00]: because that's where Reese, where there's been in him met.
26:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
26:40
[SPEAKER_00]: What have they said?
26:42
[SPEAKER_01]: What a set.
26:43
[SPEAKER_01]: What a powerful energy on the cast of that movie.
26:46
[SPEAKER_01]: True.
26:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to rewatch that.
26:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Some of Blair, oh, God.
26:50
[SPEAKER_01]: So Nate is at his Hampton's house.
26:52
[SPEAKER_01]: His mom's at the pool gardening.
26:54
[SPEAKER_01]: And he tells her he's headed back to the city.
26:56
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, low-key panicking.
26:57
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, well, when you go back there, you wait for something.
27:01
[SPEAKER_00]: We don't really have a house, maybe there's not a house.
27:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe there's not a house, maybe there's not a house.
27:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, Nick is literally like, hey, I'm going to go back to the house.
27:10
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like a confessional of Nate's mom, confessional of Nate's mom.
27:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Nate like comes to the pool and he says like, well, I'm going to go back to the house.
27:18
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, maybe there is no house.
27:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
27:23
[SPEAKER_01]: And so we find out.
27:24
[SPEAKER_01]: And guys, it's okay.
27:24
[SPEAKER_00]: It's okay for us to joke about that.
27:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Because Taylor Armstrong and her daughter have said so.
27:29
[SPEAKER_01]: and they literally gave us permission, explicit permission personally.
27:34
[SPEAKER_01]: So Nate's mom tells him that like the FBI's basically taken captain fleeing him leaving town as an admission of guilt, which is fair.
27:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, hey, hey, everybody you just want to say it's fair.
27:50
[SPEAKER_01]: That happens.
27:51
[SPEAKER_01]: I have heard that happening before.
27:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so they froze in all of their accounts.
27:54
[SPEAKER_01]: They have no money and they're taking inventory of everything they own in the house.
27:58
[SPEAKER_01]: And she asked her father for help, but then she was cut off.
28:00
[SPEAKER_01]: So she's like, don't worry.
28:01
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to take care of it.
28:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's fine.
28:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Nate is like, mom.
28:04
[SPEAKER_01]: I have to handle this.
28:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Again, Nate, you are 16.
28:08
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to handle it.
28:09
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to handle it.
28:10
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, somebody does.
28:11
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's just, it's your, you are a kid.
28:13
[SPEAKER_01]: And I don't know what you really can do.
28:15
[SPEAKER_01]: And when I find out what he does do, I'm like, and this is why it's just like, let the adult handle it.
28:19
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not the lead at a great job to begin with.
28:21
[SPEAKER_00]: This is so indicative of where Nate gets this though, because even though his mom doesn't put it on him, she does find another 16 year old boy to put it on.
28:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I know Trump offers.
28:34
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll get there later.
28:34
[SPEAKER_00]: But total.
28:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I need to get some water.
28:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
28:37
[SPEAKER_01]: OK.
28:37
[SPEAKER_01]: So then Katherine calls Nate.
28:38
[SPEAKER_01]: He excuses himself.
28:39
[SPEAKER_01]: And she leaves him a message.
28:41
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, look, last night, it wasn't smart.
28:43
[SPEAKER_01]: And if you remember, last night, they were at the white party, like, canoe to link kind of in front of everybody.
28:48
[SPEAKER_01]: And it seemed like that was going to be, like, when the summer ended, their fling was going to end.
28:51
[SPEAKER_01]: But she says,
28:53
[SPEAKER_01]: we have to be more careful moving forward and they are going to be continuing their rendezvous in the city.
28:59
[SPEAKER_01]: So then Marcus calls the Duchess to say by before he leaves, as we know the Duchess is Katherine, who is Nate Sugar Malmo, and the Duchess and Marcus make plans to meet in the city for dinner and Blair comes to the car with some champagne and they're going to head back to the city.
29:15
[SPEAKER_01]: And we get this like epic epic bus montage scene of Serena and Dan that I'm sure you can actually play in your heads as I describe it to you.
29:24
[SPEAKER_01]: So Serena sitting like a row in front of Dan on the other side of the aisle and they're both on the end seats and she's reading a magazine and she like hands it back to him.
29:32
[SPEAKER_01]: And as she hands it to him, they're hands touch for a moment and oh my god the electricity.
29:38
[SPEAKER_01]: and oh my god sparks freaking fly and they're like okay just like read the music reviews and don't give me the age look don't give me the age look which is the horny look just so you know if you didn't know what the age look is that's what it is.
29:51
[SPEAKER_01]: And so then she decides to start eating the most massive chocolate cover strawberries I've ever seen in my 30th year of on earth, when did you pick these up and also how are they know are melted.
30:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, that was my exact question.
30:03
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I can't wait.
30:04
[SPEAKER_00]: We were just I just had I just had an idea.
30:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
30:09
[SPEAKER_00]: What if this is Nate, this is from Dan's perspective?
30:15
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, no, no, this is actually happening.
30:18
[SPEAKER_01]: She's actually just eating trail mix.
30:20
[SPEAKER_00]: She's actually not even on the journey.
30:23
[SPEAKER_01]: And suddenly, this is, sorry.
30:24
[SPEAKER_00]: We are, we don't wait at this point.
30:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, Serena's on the Jasper.
30:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, what the fuck is the Jasper?
30:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and this is how I know Caroline doesn't remember a single freaking thing I say on the podcast.
30:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm having a memory, but well, last week I called, I called, I called the Jitney, the Jasper.
30:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I couldn't remember if it was like a real word, I was supposed to remember one of your made up shit.
30:47
[SPEAKER_01]: So now I know.
30:49
[SPEAKER_00]: So now I pretty much got it.
30:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Caroline, this episode looks at me like I am the freaking skum of the earth.
31:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Did he say such as hang tight?
31:05
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I said it's just something I'm trying.
31:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Just for that.
31:08
[SPEAKER_00]: I imagine you said, and it's just for this episode.
31:11
[SPEAKER_00]: It's so hang tight.
31:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, hey girl, that's too.
31:15
[SPEAKER_00]: That's too.
31:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm sweating.
31:16
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm spritzing up hot.
31:19
[SPEAKER_01]: And not in an HOT way, but in a temperature way.
31:22
[SPEAKER_00]: HOT.
31:23
[SPEAKER_00]: HOT.
31:24
[SPEAKER_00]: HOT.
31:24
[SPEAKER_00]: HOT.
31:24
[SPEAKER_00]: HOT.
31:25
[SPEAKER_00]: HOT.
31:26
[SPEAKER_00]: HOT.
31:32
[SPEAKER_01]: and everyone knows up.
31:33
[SPEAKER_01]: So, um, so then as she's eating these massive chocolate covered strawberries and somehow getting a single drip anywhere barely fit in her mouth.
31:42
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think that's probably part of dance fantasy.
31:48
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, man, those things are big.
31:50
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, she reminds me of something reminds me of something.
31:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Your balls.
31:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, can I cover your balls in chocolate?
32:00
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like it could be a lot like this.
32:02
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm also like, could you be in your room, or let me tell you if I was on a journey or a Jasper or anything?
32:07
[SPEAKER_01]: And the person next to me took out a massive tray of chocolate cover shop or is didn't offer any to me and started eating them and sucking on her fingers, I would jump out the window!
32:15
[SPEAKER_01]: And then I'd ruin everybody's day because guess what the bus would have to pull over and stop?
32:21
[SPEAKER_01]: And you're not getting back to the city any time soon.
32:28
[SPEAKER_01]: So that's what I would do.
32:29
[SPEAKER_01]: But that's how my stand does.
32:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan's like, oh, God, a boner.
32:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, my heart on is back.
32:34
[SPEAKER_01]: On the gittney.
32:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, jacked up on the gittney.
32:38
[SPEAKER_01]: You think I can jerk it on the gittney?
32:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I know you came on the Jasper.
32:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I usually take the Jasper where jerking it is actually encouraged.
32:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, I don't know if you can jerk it on the gittney.
32:51
[SPEAKER_01]: And I also don't know how I'm not able to jacked up.
32:54
[SPEAKER_01]: But I am, and I'm age work.
32:55
[SPEAKER_01]: So, these are the things to read is like, I got a pig, got a freaking pig, got to take a lick, and she gets up and starts walking, she's like, oh, no, but he moves a muscle.
33:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Jitney isn't dropping one bit, throws her body, and I'm like, there's some one next to him.
33:09
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's a good, it's a crowded, jitney.
33:12
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you want to say to the little fly, Jitney?
33:14
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to say to Dan, is there is a row of empty seats in front of him, next to Serena?
33:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he's a little feeble.
33:20
[SPEAKER_01]: They're showing restraint, remember?
33:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Imagine if he was all horned up right next to her.
33:25
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, they've been doing hand stuff over the aisle and no one be able to get to go to the bathroom.
33:31
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a horrible idea.
33:33
[SPEAKER_01]: So then she's like, you know what, down now that my ass is on you is on your jacked up crotch.
33:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I think we should go to the back of the gin and jerk it.
33:41
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's what they freaking do.
33:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so moving on.
33:48
[SPEAKER_01]: They're in the car, Blair Marcus.
33:50
[SPEAKER_01]: They're having a little bit less of like an H word trip.
33:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, something of a journey just gets the juices flowing.
33:57
[SPEAKER_01]: It's called the juicy journey for a reason.
33:59
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's not just because of the chocolate-covered strawberries.
34:06
[SPEAKER_01]: So Blair's like, so what are your plans?
34:07
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, I'm having dinner with the Duchess.
34:09
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, great.
34:09
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll be there.
34:10
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, well, Blair, let's...
34:14
[SPEAKER_01]: They're also like I've been like why do you want to meet them so bad.
34:18
[SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of the thing that they're going to be like oh my god This is the missing piece of our family.
34:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah answer to generations
34:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she does think that.
34:27
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, if we had only had a walled worth in our family tree, we could actually be the royals.
34:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that she actually believes that's what will happen.
34:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I think she's always believed that that is her destiny.
34:37
[SPEAKER_01]: There was a glisten, Catherine, aka the Duchess, aka my step mommy, and I are having dinner and you're not really really good.
34:47
[SPEAKER_01]: and Blair, manipulative as fuck is like, well, okay, but I'll kind of be missing my big party.
34:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Literally, literally obsess Nikki.
34:59
[SPEAKER_00]: No, literally Nikki leaning into the car saying, you come inside.
35:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Nikki pulling the chair backwards of the other girl.
35:08
[SPEAKER_00]: It's only my dad didn't have.
35:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, exactly exactly, her leaning when she comes up with that, it is okay, just quick touch quickly touch it on this.
35:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I am like with the people that are on Twitter that are being like you, if you actually found a single second of this movie funny, there is something so deeply fucked up about you.
35:36
[SPEAKER_00]: It's deeply terrifying but like horror and comedy are pretty like link.
35:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
35:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
35:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
35:42
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they, they, they just even made a little bit even just the chair scene.
35:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it is like it's fun.
35:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
35:48
[SPEAKER_00]: That whole scene is funny until stress to offer self.
35:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it is like it's funny.
35:53
[SPEAKER_01]: That's meant to be fun.
35:54
[SPEAKER_01]: There's certain time emerges.
35:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Like that's unmistakably meant to make the audience.
35:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't find bare funny at all, but well, he could actually find even with even the
36:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Even without any of the shit that he did, I don't think Barrick could be funny if he tried.
36:08
[SPEAKER_00]: No, he's like, he's any sweaty all the time.
36:10
[SPEAKER_00]: So Even though this shit happened.
36:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Why do you look so Colami you'll click you have the night sweats my guy.
36:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Leave it always.
36:18
[SPEAKER_00]: I know wonder.
36:19
[SPEAKER_01]: She's not into you Literally, I'm like I'm other fucking wet just from standing next to you.
36:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Not in the hallway
36:26
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't know.
36:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, okay, so, um, players like, well, yeah, I just like have those huge party every year.
36:33
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like my favorite event ever.
36:35
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's a welcome out of a city party for my friends.
36:37
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, all right, I think we can.
36:39
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, I think we kind of like lay it into the lore of the party a little bit too much.
36:44
[SPEAKER_01]: A little bit too much for you to then instruct to road and not to invite any of your friends.
36:49
[SPEAKER_01]: But you say it's your favorite party for your friends.
36:50
[SPEAKER_01]: And then you don't, yeah.
36:51
[SPEAKER_01]: And you do it around your nine one wide bar.
36:56
[SPEAKER_00]: And so then we go to Chuck and Nate who are going back to the city and Chuck is like I am go I have a freaking hit out on Marcus.
37:07
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm a freaking hit out on him.
37:09
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Chuck and let's keep your enemies closer.
37:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I've a herd of an archer ball
37:14
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I'm gonna get to know him.
37:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna get to know him.
37:17
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna get him out of the freaking way.
37:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Imagine the conversation started with the squash game coming up and Nate asking if he could come and Chuck being like, no, this is part of my big, you think I like plain squash?
37:32
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not sure if he's gonna lie.
37:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Your hates like guy act is kind of gonna fuck with my scheme.
37:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Nate's like, you never accept my invitation to go play squash or play squash with him.
37:41
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
37:42
[SPEAKER_00]: I freaking love squash.
37:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I love nice squash.
37:46
[SPEAKER_01]: So then Chuck gets a call and he's like, I can't talk and hangs up and he's like, don't ask me.
37:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't ask Nathaniel.
37:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Me and third, me and third grade of his pretending to have a boyfriend named Griffin.
37:57
[SPEAKER_00]: And you were upset with the name Griffin.
38:00
[SPEAKER_00]: And I, I got in so much trouble for this.
38:03
[SPEAKER_00]: I called the house phone when I knew when I was walking in home with a bunch of people.
38:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you think it's a message?
38:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I knew that I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I knew that I knew that I was talking to her because I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew that I knew
38:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, what?
38:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I need to hear this voice, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
39:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, so that's kind of like the vibe of Chuck answering the phone and then immediately hanging up and then saying don't ask it's going to be me pretending to take a phone call on the walk home and then beat my friends being like Give me who was I really walk don't ask don't ask it's private.
39:23
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a matter of romance and that's kind of private to me and say great.
39:26
[SPEAKER_00]: And I know that you guys like wouldn't really understand I know you guys are single and versions, so you probably aren't gonna get it
39:36
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm obviously a virgin too, but not in love.
39:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I've been in love before you have.
39:45
[SPEAKER_00]: I just start like skipping up the hill a little bit ahead of them.
39:49
[SPEAKER_00]: You're like, Din, this is actually really hard.
39:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Trying to spit on my mouth.
39:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Windin, up my mouth.
39:54
[SPEAKER_00]: You're like, oh, I like, I like get over the hump of the hill.
39:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I have to get home, I have a phone date with Griffin for the home.
40:00
[SPEAKER_01]: For you guys, make it home.
40:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, if I just go home and run, you lean down, press the button on your shoe.
40:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Take off, and then, and then they get up to the corner.
40:08
[SPEAKER_00]: They haven't been able to see me over the crest of the hill.
40:10
[SPEAKER_00]: And they see me doubled over, like, trying to catch me.
40:13
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, Phoebe, aren't you going to be late for your phone date?
40:16
[SPEAKER_01]: You're like, don't remind me.
40:18
[SPEAKER_00]: You do a summer, so I'll keep going.
40:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Trip and trip.
40:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Skin my knee.
40:23
[SPEAKER_01]: You're like, Griffin, I don't know how to fix this.
40:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Griffin always knows how to fix it.
40:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Griffin, no CPR.
40:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Griffin's going to give me a kiss on the knee and it's going to be a lot better, you guys.
40:32
[SPEAKER_01]: You've got to get a boyfriend.
40:33
[SPEAKER_01]: You've got to get one.
40:34
[SPEAKER_01]: You've got to try this, guys.
40:36
[SPEAKER_01]: That is so funny.
40:37
[SPEAKER_01]: I never knew that.
40:38
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm so happy.
40:39
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't believe you didn't know that.
40:42
[SPEAKER_01]: I got to ask Mom and Dad for a transcript.
40:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
40:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm shocked, Mom didn't play it for you.
40:47
[SPEAKER_00]: No way in our minds, too.
40:49
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm actually shocked it wasn't played for the family at dinner.
40:52
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm shocked it hasn't been played like multiple times at multiple dinners for for multiple years.
40:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
40:58
[SPEAKER_01]: That's kind of shit, Mom, and Dad love.
41:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, that's way better than the ceiling story.
41:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Rupus and Vanessa are about to start their first rendezvous, which is him walking into their old storage space that he asked Vanessa to renovate for him over the summer.
41:12
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope you paid her.
41:16
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, yeah, in a place to stay.
41:18
[SPEAKER_00]: She got to play, stay here and pay the bill.
41:20
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, I mean, friends don't, friends don't pay friends.
41:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
41:24
[SPEAKER_01]: I value her work.
41:25
[SPEAKER_01]: I value her work and she knows that.
41:27
[SPEAKER_01]: And I value our relationship and she knows that.
41:30
[SPEAKER_01]: So Rufus is like, I have this really amazing summer.
41:32
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think I like, I still want to be touring.
41:34
[SPEAKER_00]: And then he gets into a cafe.
41:38
[SPEAKER_00]: The way that he can find's in her is so inappropriate.
41:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I completely agree with you.
41:42
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, you don't think this is going to get right back to Lonely Boy.
41:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Also, and then and then to your worst nightmare, Rufus is good guy Nate.
41:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
41:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Good guy Nate gets a load of this.
41:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's my house.
41:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's like, it's out.
41:58
[SPEAKER_01]: So speaking of good guy Nate, he walks into his house and he's not alone.
42:02
[SPEAKER_01]: There were a bunch of people there and let me us.
42:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, they're FBI agents.
42:06
[SPEAKER_00]: His lawyer's upstairs, and then he hears someone come down the stairs, thud, like a little kid might, but it's an adult man, and he says, in a high pitched voice, an FBI agent says, Does this by, Ted?
42:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Cush!
42:31
[SPEAKER_00]: I really just set Carolina and that's the captain coming down behind cash.
42:34
[SPEAKER_01]: They've actually their friends are on blast guys As an L has gotten me two weeks in a row now once with this my take cash and then they had as easy on again But it wasn't as memorable and then they had Mr. on blast when we get update and holy shit
42:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Holarious guys and in case you wanted to know what Caroline's type is it's mr. on blast mr. on blast is my whole type also nougat whole episode was really got a real ferrell hosted it's like you know it's gonna be great his mom did you watch it
43:04
[SPEAKER_00]: I yeah, I watched enough of it.
43:06
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I watched like the whole thing, but I watched them on a log.
43:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you so you saw it is so fucking funny.
43:13
[SPEAKER_01]: And then he this first sketch made me laugh so hard.
43:17
[SPEAKER_01]: It's he's a surgeon and he's like doing like talking to this guy post surgery and whatever they're talking and and it's the guys and better than it's his wife and then welfare.
43:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, if I was like, okay, so the surgery honestly went great.
43:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, everything went totally fine with the surgery.
43:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I just like, one thing we did, remove your penis accidentally.
43:42
[SPEAKER_01]: And the guy's like, what?
43:43
[SPEAKER_01]: He's sitting in the window, I know I know, I know this is funny.
43:46
[SPEAKER_01]: We did.
43:47
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought I heard somebody say, now we're moving with penis, so I did.
43:52
[SPEAKER_01]: But I think it's okay, like I just want to let you know, like everything that surgery went fine.
43:56
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just this other thing happened.
43:57
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's going on and on.
43:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, the like wife starts getting annoying.
44:00
[SPEAKER_01]: He goes, okay, and can you just like not be such a bitch?
44:03
[UNKNOWN]: Ha ha ha ha ha.
44:06
[SPEAKER_01]: And then later he goes, I'm gonna just like, now what did I say about being a bitch?
44:10
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't even tell.
44:11
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
44:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I sent it in our sister's chat.
44:13
[SPEAKER_01]: It's so funny.
44:14
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm obviously not doing a justice, but you got to watch it.
44:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, Will Ferrell, he's just so funny.
44:21
[SPEAKER_01]: And I love when they have a former SNL cast member on.
44:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Will Ferrell is on SNL, right?
44:28
[SPEAKER_01]: He's more cowbell.
44:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I thought so.
44:31
[SPEAKER_01]: But then for a second, I was like, my wrong.
44:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, he just like, it's fun because they get it and they so thrive in that environment and it's like they get back there and they just like snap back to it and it's just awesome.
44:42
[SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, okay, but when Nate walks back into his house he is like, this is so such an amazing contribution to our theory that Nate doesn't have any idea how old he is as he walks into goes, yes, this is my house.
44:55
[SPEAKER_01]: How about I ask the questions.
44:57
[SPEAKER_01]: like so these guys have FBI badges made like in your 16 high school shut the fuck up and so the FBI's moved in here they're going through everything as family owns um and Nate like this is kind of sad because he just like really needs to talk to somebody and nobody's available for him he calls Katherine and she doesn't answer and he's just like oh my oh my god i'm gonna confide in uh and then speaking of being winded we go to the squash game where it's good
45:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Chuck is essentially drenched and the Duke is like Marcus's ass.
45:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Isn't Marcus like completely dry though?
45:35
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like not a sweaty.
45:37
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't notice if he was shock is like dry trucks wearing a sweat band and his hair is plastered down with space.
45:42
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it is a stylistic choice.
45:44
[SPEAKER_01]: So he just think we might be seeing it more.
45:46
[SPEAKER_01]: But he is beating the hell out of Marcus.
45:48
[SPEAKER_01]: So he should be more wounded.
45:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess like Marcus is maybe like, you know what, I'll just let you win little boy.
45:52
[SPEAKER_01]: How old are you Marcus?
45:54
[SPEAKER_01]: I do.
45:54
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to know that because like you heard Blair say she's going back for senior year, right?
45:59
[SPEAKER_01]: no qualms.
46:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, cool.
46:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, but Marcus tells Chuck opens up to Chuck who is famously the most trustworthy guy in the upper East side.
46:07
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like I'm just really stressed about the Dutchest meeting Blair because no one's ever good enough for her and like she Mark is my girlfriend's running.
46:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Marcus gives Ben from somewhere house in the sense that he gives like he would say about himself that he is a really good intuition for someone's character, but he's completely down the clock's low key and exactly like he's like I have such a good intuition for character I know that I contrast chalk like I know he's a good guy and I know he's good intentions and he's just completely off base literally.
46:36
[SPEAKER_00]: But no one can get through with his thick skull to be like no actually you have terrible touch of character.
46:41
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's not even like always just like seeing the best in people.
46:44
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just like a literally like just being wrong.
46:46
[SPEAKER_01]: No, good instincts at all.
46:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
46:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Marcus is like, all right.
46:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I got to go get ready for Blair's party and talks like, huh?
46:54
[SPEAKER_01]: But wait, blah, potty.
46:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, and then he's like, by the way, Marcus, can I have your home number?
46:59
[SPEAKER_00]: And then he doesn't work on me with me with my elementary school boy for a girlfriend.
47:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Grace, I'll steal your home number again soon.
47:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Your work seems like we're going to, I can't get a what if you're not watching this.
47:11
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to throw your gizmo watch.
47:13
[SPEAKER_00]: What's your home in Marcus says it is going to Blair's party.
47:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Chuck says as Caroline said,
47:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, that's like, well, and then he punches a hole in the wall.
47:24
[SPEAKER_01]: And we're like, okay, the squash balls didn't go through this, but you're fisted.
47:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, man, it's steel.
47:29
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what we say.
47:31
[SPEAKER_01]: So Blair and Dorada are party planning.
47:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Blair is like pretty happy with everything but she does hate the guest list and these are her exact words.
47:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Blair's like, well, these are your friends.
47:38
[SPEAKER_01]: She was fit in by strangers.
47:40
[SPEAKER_01]: She says, I have to present myself as a crown jewel surrounded by other, smaller, slightly flawed gems, but quality stones at the less.
47:48
[SPEAKER_01]: And try to round up a few people who can vote so it doesn't feel like a total high school party.
47:55
[SPEAKER_00]: In it, they can vote as funny, and then Serena comes over, and she Blair and her talking about the party, and how Blair is basically viewing this as an opportunity to prove that she's worthy of work.
48:09
[SPEAKER_00]: This is an odd ending.
48:10
[SPEAKER_01]: actually for my title and I have to be able to host royal dinners and I'm just confused as why you don't get that S and she's like naming all these people that like she should emulate and one of them I guess is a dictator I didn't write down my names but it's really goes well if you can't find common ground at the dictator I don't know who can
48:29
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, okay, so read it out with me.
48:30
[SPEAKER_01]: She's got something to do with money.
48:31
[SPEAKER_01]: It was money.
48:34
[SPEAKER_01]: And Blur is like, by the way, Dan like soccer right football.
48:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Marcus calls it.
48:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Can you call it?
48:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Arias fuck.
48:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Football.
48:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that was so Arias.
48:42
[SPEAKER_00]: The way Arias would do it, though, is she would have led with football and then said, oh, sorry, soccer.
48:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, um, soccer.
48:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Do I have to correct myself around you?
48:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Or do you know that it's football?
48:52
[SPEAKER_00]: You should know that when I say football, it's like, it's not football, it's like,
48:56
[SPEAKER_01]: And do you, okay, I just making sure I just, and if I don't talk, there's milk up.
48:59
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm talking about, like,
49:02
[SPEAKER_00]: food ball.
49:03
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying and I'm going to say American football.
49:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Like if I'm taught, yeah, if I wanted to talk about like throwing the pig skin, I will never say pig skin because I was like the one time you'll ever hear me say it because that's like I'm obviously a vegan, but I would probably just say like I'm American football or like the NFL or something like that.
49:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm just so you're just saying football now for for wait.
49:26
[SPEAKER_01]: I actually forgot how I
49:27
[SPEAKER_01]: It's soccer, right?
49:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
49:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I just can't remember for a second.
49:32
[SPEAKER_01]: What it's called in America.
49:33
[SPEAKER_01]: And wait, could you sp- is that CK or CC?
49:36
[SPEAKER_01]: CK?
49:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, don't tell anybody I asked that.
49:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, Z would flip.
49:40
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just like, sorry, me and Z have really been practicing our Spanish from a go-to-ethbanya.
49:45
[SPEAKER_01]: And so, wait, wait, wait, wait, did I already talk about how hilarious the line for this boy gets was?
49:52
[SPEAKER_00]: And to me, you did, but I don't think you said it on here.
49:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Guys, we watched ViGas the other night.
49:59
[SPEAKER_01]: And Alan coming as flupe is so fucking funny.
50:02
[SPEAKER_01]: And he goes up at some point to the Antonio Bander as a camera, like his actual name, but it's Mr. Cortez.
50:13
[SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, does that all make sense to you?
50:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Mr. Cortez.
50:19
[SPEAKER_00]: That's how that's us in your coin.
50:22
[SPEAKER_01]: I know he said I was always like what the hell I'm like I know that is like it was also funny.
50:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't know like it is said your coin had a list on his own I didn't even realize so when he would speak in like Spanish like Spanish pronunciation or anything
50:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't tell the deaf, but I'm sorry, I never noticed how fucking funny does that make sense, Mr. Cortez?
50:47
[SPEAKER_01]: It's so fucking funny to me.
50:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, okay, so Deb, Serena is like, I guess Dan can come and she goes good.
50:55
[SPEAKER_01]: You'll call him There's just being so funny and Serena's like, well, that's great because actually like now that you're obsessed with Dan I've been to go to the break up and she's like, don't there's nothing to think about you're finally free from down or down She's bringing my fucking party
51:09
[SPEAKER_00]: So that's that.
51:11
[SPEAKER_00]: So we go to Vanderbiltzons and Nate is there to see Chuck, but Chuck is like, hey, dude, can you get the fuck out of here?
51:18
[SPEAKER_00]: A mill of a business deal, something you were talking about since you were 18.
51:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he tells me that he's liquidating a shares in Victoria and Nate thinks that he's doing it.
51:30
[SPEAKER_01]: for Blair.
51:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, but that's not why he's doing it.
51:35
[SPEAKER_01]: So Nate's like, I got to go and then Chuck goes over to the guy and says, I told Mrs. Archibald, we could have it done by tonight.
51:42
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, what are you working on?
51:43
[SPEAKER_01]: But also, I just need to say, and this is like, I know the bar is literally on the floor, even though what he's doing is like, obviously not bar on the floor, but I'm calling your Mrs. Archibald.
51:54
[SPEAKER_01]: I just am like he's the only fucking kid in this whole block in this whole city that calls parents, Mrs. or Mr.
52:00
[SPEAKER_01]: There's something sweet about him.
52:01
[SPEAKER_01]: There's unfortunately about an and what he's doing is sweet.
52:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
52:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
52:07
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
52:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
52:09
[SPEAKER_01]: So Dan is still a brick dot.
52:11
[SPEAKER_01]: He's calling Serena.
52:12
[SPEAKER_01]: He's so dreaming about the bus sex campaigns, but they both had realizations, which is great.
52:21
[SPEAKER_00]: And they, well, okay, they both had realizations, but, and they, they may be think that they've both had the same one.
52:29
[SPEAKER_00]: And then that's so fast.
52:32
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not so fast.
52:32
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's kind of like the reverse of this morning.
52:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
52:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan's like, yeah, I thought a little bit about this and I, I'm down to play yo-yo.
52:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I want the beach.
52:42
[SPEAKER_00]: The beach sex really did it for Dan.
52:45
[SPEAKER_00]: But the bus.
52:45
[SPEAKER_00]: The bus really did it.
52:46
[SPEAKER_00]: And by the way, guys, it's BUS sex.
52:51
[SPEAKER_00]: But I just we're just saying it kind of quickly.
52:53
[SPEAKER_00]: I just don't anybody insinuate we're doing anything that Serena was doing anything.
52:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if they had but sex in the bus when they had bus sex.
53:00
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if it was but sex, but it very well could have been.
53:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Part of go Serena.
53:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Who knows?
53:06
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm freaking, she might have been nevermind.
53:08
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm, that's way too much for me to say.
53:09
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what to say.
53:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Not what I just said, but I was about to say.
53:13
[SPEAKER_01]: It's way too much.
53:14
[SPEAKER_01]: What I just said is fine.
53:16
[SPEAKER_01]: So, Dan's like, I think we need to take some time alone.
53:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan's like, um, well, Blair's not going to like that.
53:21
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to the party and he's like, fine.
53:23
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll take space, starting tomorrow.
53:27
[SPEAKER_00]: And, um, and so let me go, Nate's scraping the bottom of the barrel.
53:33
[SPEAKER_00]: He has nobody to talk to.
53:35
[SPEAKER_01]: He'll put you to lean on.
53:36
[SPEAKER_01]: So guys, we, and Vanessa is thrilled.
53:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Vanessa.
53:43
[SPEAKER_01]: is is really thrilled for someone who like was so ready to throw down with Dan for the summer and then when that didn't work out for her.
53:50
[SPEAKER_01]: She was like, hey, what about his dad?
53:51
[SPEAKER_00]: And now she's like, I'm like, hey, he might go, he might be going back on the road and he's basically want me to move in when the humps.
53:57
[SPEAKER_00]: So what is this about?
54:00
[SPEAKER_00]: And
54:01
[SPEAKER_00]: They're talking about his dad.
54:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he shows up at the storage at the cafe, then he gets a call from his mom.
54:12
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, guess what?
54:15
[SPEAKER_00]: I got it all figured out.
54:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Tandled.
54:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
54:20
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw some girl on TikTok doing one of Olivia Pope's monologues.
54:24
[SPEAKER_01]: One.
54:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Bo-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
54:49
[SPEAKER_01]: What is actually the point and not, I don't really believe that the captain and Mrs. Archibald actually love each other anymore.
54:55
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know at this point, she's pissed at him.
54:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's like, it's also like, she's the one who has the money.
55:01
[SPEAKER_01]: You came into that you inherited this awesome financial situation and you flesh it on the fucking toilet.
55:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Got a drug addiction and like, are now being charged with fraud and now you're running, like a fucking coward.
55:12
[SPEAKER_01]: If I'm Mrs. Archibald, I'm like, I'm giving you up unless you come back on your own, because your son needs to see this.
55:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you need to set an example for your son that this is not like how we act.
55:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it not like you need to make this right?
55:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Or like his whole life is going to be ruined.
55:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Men are a plague.
55:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, she's like, I got a loan from my family friend.
55:33
[SPEAKER_01]: It's all fine.
55:33
[SPEAKER_01]: And don't worry, it's somebody outside of my regular circle.
55:37
[SPEAKER_01]: And she says she didn't ask this family friend offered and insisted, and Nate, I'm shocked.
55:43
[SPEAKER_01]: He puts these pieces together, honestly.
55:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.
55:46
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, is it somebody in my circle?
55:48
[SPEAKER_00]: He's not typically the smart.
55:50
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
55:51
[SPEAKER_00]: But he is the main power of killing Murphy at the end of Oppenheimer looking at the puddle, like that's him figuring out.
55:59
[SPEAKER_01]: That's how much brain power it took for him to come up with this, but he never the less he persisted, you know?
56:06
[SPEAKER_01]: So he's like, I have to go, I have to go find shock.
56:09
[SPEAKER_01]: And but, and again, like, sweet boy Nate, because as he leaves, he goes, oh, by the way, this place looks great and I really missed you the summer and then he leaves and it's just like,
56:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Nate like searching for someone to be there for him.
56:22
[SPEAKER_00]: And I am glad that Vanessa could be there for him, but like he just never forgets to like say the thing, you know, like, but also it's classic good guy in this way of like he never forgets to say the thing that the girl isn't going to forget.
56:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
56:36
[SPEAKER_00]: And then it's going to lead her on a little bit.
56:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I know you're 100% right about that 100%.
56:42
[SPEAKER_01]: So Chuck is meeting somebody and in Walk's Catherine and he didn't expect her to be so young and beautiful and they sit down and they're like going to have lunch or something.
56:51
[SPEAKER_01]: And then we go to the other party.
56:53
[SPEAKER_00]: And then party is a generous term.
56:55
[SPEAKER_00]: It's giving the vibe of the luncheon or Blair said the thing about the off-strawf center.
57:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it is.
57:02
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just like total dot vibes.
57:04
[SPEAKER_01]: There's like a harpest and a flute person, a floutest playing.
57:08
[SPEAKER_01]: It's Jenna Marshall is playing the flute here.
57:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Imagine.
57:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Immortals to imagine.
57:14
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, and of course, I got a blind woman by the flu here because I want to make sure and you should really take a second to hear her story.
57:24
[SPEAKER_01]: It's really amazing.
57:25
[SPEAKER_01]: I've already heard it, so I'll let you go by yourself to hear about it.
57:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't watch her too closely by the snack table.
57:31
[SPEAKER_00]: You'll realize that she, I don't really.
57:35
[SPEAKER_01]: and you didn't hear it from me, but I'm not so sure she's blind.
57:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I actually watch as a fly, flew into one of her flute holes.
57:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever those are called, she picked it right out.
57:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I can't do that.
57:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I've got 2020, I'm not supposed to wear something.
57:49
[SPEAKER_01]: So, does party's a total dud, and Blair runs over to Serena.
57:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Serena's like, who the fuck are these people?
57:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Who did you invite to this fucking party?
57:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Blair's like, okay, there's that.
58:00
[SPEAKER_01]: And then Dan arrives in a vest.
58:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan looks actually, sorry, ridiculous.
58:05
[SPEAKER_01]: He's really like, it's either polka doted or like floral button down with a black on button vest.
58:13
[SPEAKER_01]: I just say bad luck.
58:14
[SPEAKER_01]: He was thinking, um, an off the clock magician.
58:17
[SPEAKER_01]: My god, yes, he does.
58:19
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, all right, I've loosened the tie.
58:21
[SPEAKER_00]: I've unbuttoned the best and I'm not making any and balloon animals anymore, like a magic magician shit and a magician coming home from work, like taking his tie off and then just having to offload all the tricks up his sleeve.
58:34
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, that would be a really good SNL out.
58:38
[SPEAKER_00]: That would be a really good SNL sketch.
58:40
[SPEAKER_00]: If someone comes in to and he's like lamenting to his wife.
58:46
[SPEAKER_00]: And at first he don't realize that he's a magician.
58:48
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like in like a three piece suit and like he's a long hour he goes to take a drag of a cigarette bubbles come out He's like wrong one he's taking he's taking this he's like a guy flowers that's it's a little like water flowers He's like all the tricks he's in and there's there's a bird somewhere Okay, there's all of us a bunny that he's putting he's taking out there's a woman cut in half Yes, for that Sarah squirm and then the wife is Ashley Padilla
59:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, though, I don't know how you say it, but yeah, for sure, but yeah, if I tap on my Pittsburgh penguins, I tell you, okay, so anyway, um, Blair's like, Daniel, it's like a football, um, and then there's a final, and then there's a final, someone,
59:35
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, wait, maybe I match your intellectual prowess more.
59:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you say football?
59:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you say football?
59:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I love football, and I've been waiting to hear somebody call it what it's fucking called.
59:46
[SPEAKER_01]: So, um, Serenja shows up and Serena, like, get out.
59:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Get out.
59:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Get out.
59:51
[SPEAKER_01]: I know you're not on this list.
59:52
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, since when are you, like, defending this party's sanctity?
59:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
59:55
[SPEAKER_00]: She holds up the security man's clipboard and it's just a picture of Chuck's face with an accent,
1:00:03
[SPEAKER_01]: And this is one of my favorite moments of the whole fucking episode, Blair intercepts Chuck, who was walked in with Catherine.
1:00:11
[SPEAKER_01]: And Serena was first to Dan, that's Nate's mom, friend.
1:00:16
[SPEAKER_01]: And Blair box up and goes, she starts saying hi or whatever, and Chuck's like, I want you to meet Catherine, Blair.
1:00:24
[SPEAKER_01]: She was wise, so she can warn me about the effects of too much Botox.
1:00:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
1:00:32
[SPEAKER_00]: That's low key giving something Whitney would say to Meredith Marx.
1:00:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Play totally it is.
1:00:39
[SPEAKER_01]: She then introduces herself to Blair as the Duchess and all of the blood drains from Blair's face.
1:00:45
[SPEAKER_01]: And Serena hears it too.
1:00:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit.
1:00:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Major Mike drop a mome.
1:00:50
[SPEAKER_01]: And so then back at the gallery, I've been that's the putting flowers around why is it like they're flirting.
1:00:56
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm sorry, I know it was like little early babe.
1:01:00
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, V. He's like, aren't I supposed to be getting you flowers?
1:01:04
[SPEAKER_00]: He's the one that's, I picked, I picked this up at the guitar store earlier.
1:01:08
[SPEAKER_00]: They told me it's called a flying V. It's a flying V guitar from my next store.
1:01:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Flying V guitar.
1:01:14
[SPEAKER_00]: So I think about you and my hands every time I play it.
1:01:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Rufus is like, I'm a parent for again, by the way, a college tour.
1:01:25
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, Rufus got real in.
1:01:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Rufus got real.
1:01:28
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, he's so fast.
1:01:30
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure to us.
1:01:31
[SPEAKER_01]: If I go on tour again, what does that mean for all?
1:01:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, me and my kids, what do you think?
1:01:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what about them?
1:01:36
[SPEAKER_01]: And Vanessa's, and he's like, and do you think you can manage the cafe?
1:01:40
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, well, I'm homeschooled, so I'm not really in school.
1:01:44
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, don't give home school kids that bad of a rap, Vanessa.
1:01:48
[SPEAKER_01]: This is pre-coated, everybody.
1:01:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and Rupert's like, why haven't talked to the kids?
1:01:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't know if I'm going to do the tour, but I just, I didn't realize how much I missed it.
1:01:56
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not done.
1:01:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Even Vanessa says, wow, that is honest.
1:02:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's like not that crazy to be like, I miss it.
1:02:06
[SPEAKER_01]: I miss my music.
1:02:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:02:08
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, wow, I would not have met that out loud.
1:02:13
[SPEAKER_01]: honest.
1:02:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, what the fuck have I done something since?
1:02:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so anyhow, back to the party, Serena's only Blair just like a politicized of the Duchess.
1:02:23
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.
1:02:24
[SPEAKER_01]: And so Blair goes up to the Duchess and she's like, look, I'm sorry.
1:02:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Your work is flawless.
1:02:29
[SPEAKER_00]: The Duchess could not care less about Blair to be honest.
1:02:34
[SPEAKER_01]: could not care less and and Blair like just can this is one of those moments where I'm like Well this thing earlier, it's when I say watch Blair and I'm like oh my god, and I get like the Heavy's like this is one of those moments because she's like listen I'm sure Chuck told you all kinds of things sex in a lemma a little bit of a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
1:03:00
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's clear she's panicking, she's in panic mode and that's that's uncommon for Blair So I'll give her a little bit of a pass, especially because Katherine is a pedophile.
1:03:09
[SPEAKER_01]: But we find out Chuck didn't tell the doctor's a thing and she says to Blair, listen, nothing will change in the fact that despite your best efforts, which are completely transparent by the way, Marcus is never going to end up with a lowly walldorf.
1:03:26
[SPEAKER_01]: At this point, Nate walks up and Serena and her saps because she just she knows everyone's shit.
1:03:31
[SPEAKER_01]: She knows the connections between everyone.
1:03:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Katherine recognizes Nate, Serena tries to cover.
1:03:35
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, no, they know he took this from a book club and I'm like, oh, right, because Nate and Katherine would definitely be in the same way.
1:03:40
[SPEAKER_01]: That makes total sense to reading like every home here books together.
1:03:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, of course, and then Serena's like, oh, and yeah, and Blair is eating Marcus and Marcus is Catherine's steps on and Nate is also Blair's Exxon's are now ever like wait did.
1:03:54
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, wow, this is just a family of Serena's kind of done what needed to be done those that everybody kind of acts accordingly.
1:04:00
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like covered every base.
1:04:02
[SPEAKER_01]: So everybody can like get in line, but because everyone here has something to hide.
1:04:05
[SPEAKER_01]: So this is like really just like lays it out like here's what you can and can't say.
1:04:09
[SPEAKER_01]: yeah um so they're talking and she's like player just go show her the real freaking you well there goes this part is a complete bust my life is a complete bust
1:04:23
[SPEAKER_00]: right.
1:04:23
[SPEAKER_00]: This is Loki on any given day, Blair could be Caroline or Kelly, but this is them talking to each other.
1:04:29
[SPEAKER_01]: This is like them just get taxed.
1:04:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Which by the word, but the one of us every day is saying my life is in play five.
1:04:39
[SPEAKER_00]: And by the way, they say they say it in the exact tone that Caroline just said it like that is simply bust.
1:04:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Like that is I always have it.
1:04:48
[SPEAKER_01]: So when does it create magic right like right in a row?
1:04:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you're not supposed to agree.
1:04:54
[SPEAKER_00]: You're supposed to say, can't wait in line.
1:04:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Every time you say it, it's magical.
1:04:56
[SPEAKER_01]: The fuck is wrong with you.
1:04:57
[SPEAKER_01]: It's called being supportive, sis.
1:04:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, twin.
1:05:00
[SPEAKER_00]: It's called show them.
1:05:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, twin, we, we have a, we later we get a twin moment from Chuck and Serena.
1:05:07
[SPEAKER_00]: We sure know.
1:05:09
[SPEAKER_01]: So Serena's like, yeah, as you be saying, Serena's like, well, it's kind of your fucking, your be, because you're trying to be something you're not.
1:05:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe you should just go show Catherine who you really are.
1:05:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, okay, then, maybe I will then and serenity guys today, Caroline Dixit in our situation group chat that we should she wouldn't help determining like gossip girl characters in warm movies and I read the text as.
1:05:37
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why because you had just some you had no I had just sent my personal it's that trend the like my top five favorite horror movies, but it's like it's not like my album and I sent my tech talk of that and then I said can you help me with the gossip girl ones and Phoebe starts and you back yet Dan is definitely like silence of the lamps.
1:05:57
[SPEAKER_00]: That's not how Caroline texted it though and we had kind of we had had like a conversation after you sent the tech talk about something else I think and then you said
1:06:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Gossip Girl is warm of ease and I just got confused.
1:06:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that was clear.
1:06:11
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's like keep up.
1:06:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Blair.
1:06:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, we move faster on here.
1:06:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Keep up.
1:06:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
1:06:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Blair, you can keep up feet.
1:06:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, be getting actually offended.
1:06:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Phoebe.
1:06:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Griffin's not real.
1:06:25
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't get offended by that.
1:06:27
[SPEAKER_01]: He's I learned by your fake BF today.
1:06:30
[SPEAKER_01]: And I love knowing it.
1:06:33
[SPEAKER_01]: So Nate confronts Chuck at the party about the money.
1:06:36
[SPEAKER_01]: And we find out that yes, Chuck sold the troll us who could lend Nate's family money and Nate is like so mad at him and Chuck's like, okay, she called me to see if you were okay.
1:06:48
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, what's wrong?
1:06:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Like if your mom's calling me, it has to be pretty bad.
1:06:52
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, yeah, give him.
1:06:53
[SPEAKER_00]: They have a lot for two reasons.
1:06:56
[SPEAKER_00]: One, I think that's like house.
1:06:59
[SPEAKER_00]: That is part of it.
1:07:00
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, I wish I could have fixed it, but also I think.
1:07:04
[SPEAKER_00]: boys often times like they don't know what to do with like they're appreciative feeling.
1:07:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:07:10
[SPEAKER_00]: So he just is like frustrated with chalk, but really it's because he's like, I'm sitting in a car machine, honestly, though.
1:07:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I do.
1:07:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, turns out we see things differently.
1:07:23
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the first one.
1:07:26
[SPEAKER_01]: That's literally never happened.
1:07:29
[SPEAKER_01]: We have a difference of opinion.
1:07:31
[SPEAKER_01]: That's unlike us.
1:07:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, game scared.
1:07:35
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, so Dan's leaving and didn't say bye.
1:07:38
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey Dan, first of all, go say bye to Blair, the host.
1:07:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan's going to go say bye, you're kind of GF.
1:07:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Dan gives he got back to New York and remembered that he had Jackie Malina's phone number.
1:07:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's like, I'm ghosting her.
1:07:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm ghosting us.
1:07:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I got to go find Jackie.
1:07:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what are you doing?
1:07:51
[SPEAKER_00]: You just leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as soon as you leave it as
1:08:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but he's freaking thrown us away for Jockey.
1:08:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we'll totally.
1:08:11
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll put it in so it's a good thing that stops him.
1:08:13
[SPEAKER_01]: She gets there.
1:08:14
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, where, what are you doing?
1:08:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Where are you going?
1:08:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Leaving me at the altar, I see.
1:08:18
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got to go pick Jenny up from the train.
1:08:19
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, how about instead, we do it?
1:08:21
[SPEAKER_01]: And she pushes him up against the wall.
1:08:22
[SPEAKER_01]: They start making out.
1:08:24
[SPEAKER_01]: And the Nate walks up on them, and they're like, oh my god.
1:08:26
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I was going to put together.
1:08:27
[SPEAKER_01]: And they're like, this is a friendly kiss.
1:08:28
[SPEAKER_01]: It's giving him an end on West, getting caught.
1:08:30
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, no, this is a kiss that's friends.
1:08:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, just like when I was just earlier at the party, and I know everybody thought that was weird, but that was weird by the way, yeah, why'd she do that?
1:08:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I watched it like a couple times like to be like to make sure you saw or the or they yeah, it was in Jesse looked in comfortable as fuck.
1:08:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, because just just he has his head screwed on straight.
1:08:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, who knew what, wow, that was a big big.
1:09:01
[SPEAKER_01]: 180 from the beginning of the summer for him.
1:09:03
[SPEAKER_01]: So Serena and him, even the elevator Nate's going to go meet Catherine in the library.
1:09:07
[SPEAKER_01]: He goes in there and he's like, this is messed up.
1:09:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Everything's messed up.
1:09:12
[SPEAKER_01]: She asks what's going on and Nate's like, well, I don't know.
1:09:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, listen, it would be great if I could be with someone who could actually be there for me.
1:09:20
[SPEAKER_01]: But the best version of this situation is I'm Larry's father-in-law.
1:09:23
[SPEAKER_01]: So let's give up.
1:09:28
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, that's like, unjumped a couple guns here.
1:09:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's like, it's like really not at all what I think any one's thinking is going to happen here.
1:09:37
[SPEAKER_01]: So just just chill a little bit.
1:09:40
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, why don't you just tell me what's going on?
1:09:41
[SPEAKER_01]: And so he does.
1:09:42
[SPEAKER_01]: He tells her everything.
1:09:44
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, but I need to fix like, oh, I'm not going to let any of this handle happen.
1:09:47
[SPEAKER_01]: And what's crazy to me is, sorry, I'm just kind of going through this part.
1:09:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Catherine brings up like this scandal and how hard it's going to be on his mother.
1:09:54
[SPEAKER_01]: And she does nothing to make Nate feel better.
1:09:56
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, wow, this is really, she's, I don't even think you get it.
1:10:00
[SPEAKER_00]: This is gonna be really bad.
1:10:03
[SPEAKER_00]: She's positioning herself to be a, but a, sort of been an, extortum.
1:10:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Because yeah, he did just try to leave.
1:10:09
[SPEAKER_01]: He was like, look, I think we should just call this quits.
1:10:11
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, nin, nin, nin, nin, nin, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n,
1:10:21
[SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, so she's like, well, I can help, like, let's just keep this between us.
1:10:25
[SPEAKER_00]: So in the fan, what does this make Betty Cooper and Poly Cooper?
1:10:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I was like, I've totally forgot that's her.
1:10:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, are they also Duchesses or they lords?
1:10:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
1:10:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not like, I'm not happed in enough on Riverdale to be able to answer this.
1:10:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, they're their Marcus's sisters.
1:10:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but also his step mom.
1:10:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Or they're his sub sisters, I guess.
1:11:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, you didn't wait.
1:11:02
[SPEAKER_01]: What names did you just, oh, you said Betty and Paulie?
1:11:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.
1:11:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
1:11:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Her daughter.
1:11:09
[SPEAKER_01]: So what is that title?
1:11:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess they would be counties, ladies, ladies, which is kind of anyone can be called a lady.
1:11:19
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's like, could we get a better name?
1:11:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, like, all these people can like pay to be lords and it's like, why would I pay to be a lady?
1:11:26
[SPEAKER_01]: I am one, true, like mom sent me to Catillion, I'm a lady, I have not a kid book, I'm a lady.
1:11:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so he's like, what do I have to do for you?
1:11:37
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, spread them.
1:11:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so, uh, at this point, Rupus Gautam, and he's, and he's checking his messages.
1:11:47
[SPEAKER_01]: It's gotten from Little J. Carolina.
1:11:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't you miss.
1:11:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't you miss when we used to do our summer Bulletin boards of every memory we had for a summer.
1:11:56
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's all from one day because they're all wearing the same outfit and everything roof is walking around this apartment Like it's a last episode of Hannah Montana and she's like leaving the house the Malibu house never to see it again It's also giving me like something really sad happen and it's like he comes home and everything is like laid out Like literally it's like damn enjoying her coming home everything in there.
1:12:15
[SPEAKER_01]: It was
1:12:16
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's going to leave it like like it's like it now to make it really dark, but it's like sometimes when like a kid dies and like the parents don't change their room at all.
1:12:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I was I was going to compare it to like there's a song about 9-11 where it's like Wow, the house stays exactly the same.
1:12:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you went pretty crazy too.
1:12:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but you brought you brought 9-11 and no one does that.
1:12:40
[SPEAKER_01]: And you know, and and Phoebe and hey, everybody knows that's for the line.
1:12:44
[SPEAKER_00]: I just know one does that.
1:12:46
[SPEAKER_01]: unbelievable.
1:12:50
[SPEAKER_01]: You do know, you guys know that story about how that's how Debbie Downer came to be on SNL.
1:12:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you know is she brought up because she brought up 9 11.
1:13:00
[SPEAKER_01]: No Rachel Tratch was on a plane and she's on a plane sitting next to someone and the person next to her is like, so where do you live?
1:13:07
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, oh, I live in New York City and they're like, oh, you there for 9.11.
1:13:14
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like 2005, so it's like, it's like not like it just happened.
1:13:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so I do love the They're kind of loving and she was like New York City.
1:13:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I love the idea that New York City is only famous for nine 11.
1:13:26
[SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
1:13:26
[SPEAKER_01]: I know and she was just like holy shit like she was like what and then that is what inspired Debbie Downer She's like who does that oh you oh you live in New York City ever seen each other on Broadway Like think of some other things that we could say instead of oh god
1:13:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you hear about 9-11 it's like if we were to say that like we were from shanksville Pennsylvania it would be like oh were you there for the plane right no exactly little more sense though than like a new Yeah city that it's really a bunch of ways it's a lot of shit happens in New York It's like there's a lot of thing hey we're you there when I was in our Hamilton got there Yeah hello how about that one
1:14:05
[SPEAKER_00]: So he's wandering through and he sees that Jenny's on working on these dresses and he's reading dance rating.
1:14:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, you don't know what that is.
1:14:13
[SPEAKER_00]: That could be his journal back on the roof.
1:14:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't read that.
1:14:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And then he sees similarly to just how every family does the bulletin board of memories for the summer of 2008.
1:14:25
[SPEAKER_00]: And then
1:14:31
[SPEAKER_01]: That's really he calls he calls the the tour manager person and we're like, what is he going to say what is he going to say?
1:14:37
[SPEAKER_01]: So then we're back at the party and Blair asks Dorado are the Dutch who says, and she tells with the library and the song is so good and Blair walks up to the library opens the door and she doesn't see them and she starts to turn to leave.
1:14:50
[SPEAKER_01]: But she hears, oh, Kevin G, she hears like that.
1:14:54
[SPEAKER_01]: And she comes back and she sees the Dutchess with Nate on top of her and she goes,
1:15:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Blair, could we have had a little bit more coos in this moment?
1:15:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Will I have been gone?
1:15:07
[SPEAKER_00]: It's giving the dumb a hether of the hethers.
1:15:10
[SPEAKER_01]: It is kind of, and I'm like, Blair, this is not you.
1:15:13
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like they're your hethers, Chandler.
1:15:15
[SPEAKER_00]: This episode, she's just kind of like on one.
1:15:17
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like off-kilter, like her like Mercury's and retrograde for me.
1:15:21
[SPEAKER_01]: This is the changing of the season's Blair.
1:15:23
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, we're had it into fall.
1:15:25
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just, she's a little bit off her off her game.
1:15:27
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, I don't have to fucking explain myself to you.
1:15:29
[SPEAKER_01]: And Blair's like, yeah, no explanation.
1:15:31
[SPEAKER_01]: That's where I think I got it.
1:15:33
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I freaking got it.
1:15:35
[SPEAKER_01]: And so he goes to leave and he's like, Katherine and Blair's like, I'm sure I'll just be one more minute.
1:15:39
[SPEAKER_01]: And I mean, God, did your blood just run cold, Blair picks up one of her kitten heels and goes here and gives it to her and goes, hmm, and I wrote this all down because it's really good.
1:15:51
[SPEAKER_01]: So, as she evaluates her, she says, can I just say, how sorry I am that I judged you earlier?
1:15:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought you were just a calo, social climbing, former swim suit model, who married a above her station, only to be enslaved by her own insecurities.
1:16:05
[SPEAKER_01]: But now that I've seen you rolling around on the floor with my adolescent ex, I understand you have a compassionate side too.
1:16:11
[SPEAKER_01]: And she goes, and I think you'll find it in your heart to take pity on me.
1:16:16
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in spite of my common, lowly, unroyal ways, except that I have true feelings for Marcus and that he has them for me too.
1:16:23
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that would be the best thing for both of us.
1:16:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't you think?
1:16:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, her saying only to be enslaved by her own insecurities.
1:16:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, now that I've seen you rolling on on the fourth, my adolescent acts.
1:16:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, she hit Eberino.
1:16:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, and she's back.
1:16:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Claire, I said you were off-kilter, we were fucking around.
1:16:40
[SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, we're, we don't at least see her hair with this whole scene.
1:16:43
[SPEAKER_00]: And then as soon as we do like a pan out of, of, of,
1:16:47
[SPEAKER_00]: of the two of them, we see both of them together in the same frame, and Blair's hair is just completely back to a regular color.
1:16:55
[SPEAKER_00]: You mean it's longer purple?
1:16:57
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's no longer like her like blank shape on the block.
1:17:01
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like changing of the season's Blair and then as soon as she finishes this monologue, we're back to the start of the room now.
1:17:07
[SPEAKER_01]: A little chestnut brown.
1:17:09
[SPEAKER_01]: So then Marcus walks in three's a party and he's like, oh, I heard Katherine was in here.
1:17:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I needed to do damage control and Katherine looks at him and says, Blair is a treat and he goes, you never like my girlfriend.
1:17:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Some tacos did you say girlfriend?
1:17:25
[SPEAKER_01]: And then they leave Catherine of the library and Aberen's fucking happy one kitten shoe gone wind Yes, so Dan and Jenny come home.
1:17:36
[SPEAKER_01]: They're so freaking geek to see Ruffy and Ruffy is freaking geek too, because guys what he made for dinner Neonie has to win a surprise a salad.
1:17:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Why me and asparagus?
1:17:47
[SPEAKER_00]: No, yes
1:17:49
[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't not say those words.
1:17:51
[SPEAKER_00]: No, he doesn't say it, but that's what they're on the counter.
1:17:54
[SPEAKER_00]: And then what they're passing at the table is a sparagus.
1:17:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Passing on?
1:17:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Passing on?
1:17:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Passing on?
1:17:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Passing on?
1:18:02
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1:18:02
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1:18:02
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1:18:02
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1:18:03
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1:18:04
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1:18:05
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1:18:06
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1:18:06
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1:18:07
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1:18:07
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1:18:07
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1:18:08
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1:18:08
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1:18:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Passing on?
1:18:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Passing on?
1:18:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Passing on?
1:18:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Passing on?
1:18:11
[SPEAKER_01]: And you acted like you didn't hear me.
1:18:13
[SPEAKER_01]: You act like I wasn't speaking English.
1:18:16
[SPEAKER_00]: That was right.
1:18:17
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm used to, well, at least a labic words.
1:18:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I forgot that.
1:18:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
1:18:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, no, you're not.
1:18:25
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why I said mash.
1:18:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe, don't try to check it out.
1:18:29
[SPEAKER_01]: These days just ask mom.
1:18:31
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like God, I won't ask her that because I don't want to hear about.
1:18:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I'm Phoebe use this word and it was amazing.
1:18:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna be like,
1:18:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I know words too, I was an English major, okay, so I think the English majors graduate, they have to actually, from memory, make their own dictionary, and the, the, the, the source, can the don't ask me to do it again.
1:18:56
[SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of a one-time thing.
1:18:57
[SPEAKER_00]: It takes a long time and you don't have the time.
1:19:00
[SPEAKER_00]: I can do it fast, but you ain't got the time.
1:19:02
[SPEAKER_01]: And I know that.
1:19:03
[SPEAKER_01]: So we find out that Dan's short story is now going to be a novel.
1:19:07
[SPEAKER_01]: He's just so freaking inspired.
1:19:08
[SPEAKER_01]: He has his muse back.
1:19:10
[SPEAKER_01]: And Rufus tells him that Torba's fun, but there's no place like home.
1:19:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I guess he's an uncle in Dan's house to be a fucking asshole.
1:19:17
[SPEAKER_00]: He has to say, wow, dad, really original.
1:19:19
[SPEAKER_00]: If you ever write a freaking memoir, you better get it, go straighter.
1:19:23
[SPEAKER_00]: And it should probably be me.
1:19:26
[SPEAKER_01]: And have a, and have a, and I know just the guy, but I'm not cheap.
1:19:29
[SPEAKER_01]: So that's saving now.
1:19:31
[SPEAKER_01]: And he goes face it after you're getting old and Rupus seems kind of happy.
1:19:35
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I am.
1:19:37
[SPEAKER_01]: And I've earned everyone of these laugh lines.
1:19:39
[SPEAKER_01]: that's like the vibe roof is us giving.
1:19:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so Blair and Serena are having a sleep over at Serena's office.
1:19:45
[SPEAKER_01]: And then this is our twin moment because Serena, they walk in and Blair's like, can I have a minute with fully walk in and they see Chuck.
1:19:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
1:19:56
[SPEAKER_01]: And Chuck has has a glass of orange juice in his hand and then Blair and Serena goes, yeah, you can have a minute and just second twin.
1:20:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks to me that, O. J.
1:20:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks, Swen Slurb Slurb Slurb.
1:20:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks, Swen, got to get my vitamin suit and Chuck and Chuck stick.
1:20:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Imagine if he shut the virgin in his other hand, he has another glass of orange, just because he knew she was, who's actually pouring it for her, because he knew that she won her nightclub.
1:20:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Chuck, my favorite thing is that she takes it and Chuck is like, Chuck's like,
1:20:28
[SPEAKER_01]: My hand has to be clasped on something.
1:20:29
[SPEAKER_01]: He grabs Blair.
1:20:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so Blair and Chakra talking and Chakra did you enjoy meeting the Dutchess?
1:20:36
[SPEAKER_01]: She says she did.
1:20:37
[SPEAKER_01]: And you go go.
1:20:39
[SPEAKER_01]: That's how sarcasm in your voice.
1:20:40
[SPEAKER_01]: That's, she says, fake dirty.
1:20:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
1:20:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I know you're playing against Mitchell Lee freaking backfire and Marcus is mommy's even sicker than you are and She goes I think she recognized some of herself and me or I recognized someone in her Chuck's awesome.
1:20:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Good.
1:21:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Chuck's like interesting.
1:21:02
[SPEAKER_01]: What what and she goes all you need to know is you lost
1:21:05
[SPEAKER_00]: And he goes to more of that's Caroline that's Caroline when like she decides there's a secret hidden rule in a board game that means that she's one and And when parents wear and stop trying to change that narrative.
1:21:20
[SPEAKER_01]: When have I not talking about this is what I'm talking about when have I not one fair and square tell me None of your bees why no tell me Sighter sources bitch when Oh, you can't think of any I'm just saying you're like you're like everybody game We've ever played you have one and got damn it.
1:21:38
[SPEAKER_01]: It was fair.
1:21:39
[SPEAKER_00]: It gives you an Anthony to be like all you actually need to know is that you lost
1:21:44
[SPEAKER_01]: No, here's what I'm doing in Anthony.
1:21:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm saying all you need to know is that you lost.
1:21:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Anthony's like, you need to know that you lost.
1:21:50
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to explain to you exactly how you lost.
1:21:53
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the difference between us.
1:21:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, he's like, I could be succinct.
1:22:00
[SPEAKER_01]: I choose to be eloquent.
1:22:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
1:22:02
[SPEAKER_00]: And you're like, I just choose Victor.
1:22:04
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, for in this one moment I'm being succinct because I don't want to put salt in the freaking wound.
1:22:08
[SPEAKER_01]: And so then we unfortunately...
1:22:10
[SPEAKER_00]: I knew y'all could love you.
1:22:13
[SPEAKER_00]: to bring it down, oh god, god, that's all.
1:22:19
[SPEAKER_00]: And Nate gets into a freaking limousine.
1:22:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you saying?
1:22:24
[SPEAKER_01]: First, first, Vanessa gets a call from Nate.
1:22:28
[SPEAKER_01]: And we just see Vanessa's face.
1:22:29
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, sorry, because he had told us, all right, when he left earlier, he told her he was gonna come back tonight.
1:22:35
[SPEAKER_01]: And he calls Vanessa, he's like, I told him I'm gonna make it back and she's like, yeah, I kind of figure and he's like, what do I wanna call you later?
1:22:40
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so sorry, whatever.
1:22:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Zoom out on Vanessa, Vanessa pulls a freaking Aria and Z's apartment, which she finds out.
1:22:49
[SPEAKER_01]: What did you think was going to have?
1:22:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Aria was like, she's perfect.
1:22:51
[SPEAKER_01]: She's in for your man.
1:22:53
[SPEAKER_00]: She's knocking over tables.
1:22:54
[SPEAKER_00]: She's pushing things over.
1:22:56
[SPEAKER_00]: She's throwing out all this perfectly good Chinese food.
1:23:00
[SPEAKER_00]: She's furious.
1:23:01
[SPEAKER_00]: She's writing pig all over the walls and red lipstick.
1:23:04
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we're focusing.
1:23:05
[SPEAKER_00]: It's about him.
1:23:06
[SPEAKER_01]: She's wearing slam peg.
1:23:09
[SPEAKER_01]: You're slam peg.
1:23:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, new favorite term, so we're going to be different vocabulary up there, from Rhode Island.
1:23:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, you're slampig, Alexa, why is that beetle in here?
1:23:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Alexa, why is that beetle in here?
1:23:26
[SPEAKER_00]: One day there will be AI good enough for her that will be able to tell her why there's a beetle in there.
1:23:30
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, can we make that a pray already by the way?
1:23:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, can we make it a pray already to get a leash or harmony some good fucking AI in this joint?
1:23:40
[SPEAKER_01]: The AI and R.I. is just not cutting it for Alicia, okay?
1:23:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Mary said it.
1:23:45
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, so anyway.
1:23:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Imagine that she's the first person to be able to get a Lex that would be flustered.
1:23:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Lex is like actively.
1:23:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Lex is like, we've got to work dumb.
1:23:53
[SPEAKER_01]: No idea.
1:23:54
[SPEAKER_01]: What did you just say?
1:23:56
[SPEAKER_01]: She can't understand her.
1:23:58
[SPEAKER_01]: And then she's like, well, I can't understand her either.
1:24:01
[SPEAKER_01]: She's she's talking different.
1:24:02
[SPEAKER_01]: She's talking.
1:24:03
[SPEAKER_01]: She's talking.
1:24:03
[SPEAKER_01]: She talks like a robot and I don't understand robot.
1:24:06
[SPEAKER_01]: I know how to speak Rhode Island and Doll.
1:24:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I love the one scene where they're like, I swear I heard voices because do you think it was the dolls?
1:24:19
[SPEAKER_01]: She's dead serious Okay, heard someone talk in.
1:24:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think it was the dolls?
1:24:24
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't believe she's real and she is like I do love when we get housewives that are like Obviously they were like pretty girls all throughout their life, but they are also to be weird
1:24:35
[SPEAKER_01]: And they are just weird, like they're just weird to their core weird, but they have experience pretty privilege, which has got to them to this place, which is like, I'm happy for them.
1:24:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I love a weird pretty girl.
1:24:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Me too.
1:24:47
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a reason we love weird pretty girls.
1:24:51
[SPEAKER_01]: We've lots of friends that are weird.
1:24:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Every friendship needs one just hot girl, which is me and VB and one weird pretty girl, which is our friends, me and VB.
1:25:04
[SPEAKER_01]: But so, then we see that Nate is, yes, as Phoebe said, in a limo with none other than Dutchy.
1:25:12
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's, she leans over to Nate and she goes, Nate, it's just, when you introduced me to the driver, you said, you said, Katherine, and it's just, I'm a Dutchess.
1:25:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, comes closer.
1:25:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Look at that.
1:25:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Go on, you didn't just do go that scene, and we'll come up easily for you.
1:25:34
[SPEAKER_01]: So Nate, yeah, he's picking up Katharine.
1:25:37
[SPEAKER_01]: She gets in the car, hands him, and a fat envelope will account.
1:25:40
[SPEAKER_00]: It's actually not as fat as I think it should be for the sort of thing.
1:25:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I agree, I'm like, I hope it's a check in there.
1:25:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:25:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope that's a check girl.
1:25:46
[SPEAKER_01]: A check in the work that he's doing.
1:25:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know where.
1:25:49
[SPEAKER_01]: The work that he, yeah, she's like, it's like, it's like in pretty little layers and Hannah finds it in different dollar bills everywhere.
1:25:54
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, when you take off my panties, you'll find a hundred more dollars.
1:25:59
[SPEAKER_01]: And when you unclass my pro, you'll find a two-dollar bill, you can sell it on eBay, it's rare.
1:26:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, and so then she puts her hand on his leg and it's like, okay, Nate is touring himself out for cash.
1:26:11
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel great about that.
1:26:12
[SPEAKER_00]: And he looks out the window, I'm like, why is the window rolled down?
1:26:14
[SPEAKER_01]: It's raining.
1:26:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so we have to love you, but it's raining.
1:26:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Gossip girls, like, on the hunt.
1:26:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, roll that window up.
1:26:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Actually, it's so true.
1:26:24
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't need anybody to be fine.
1:26:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, self-conscious, cry for hell vibes.
1:26:29
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, why did we meet in Brooklyn in front of this weird museum?
1:26:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, she's like, why are we in Brooklyn?
1:26:34
[SPEAKER_01]: And there's a man outside of the house with a phone taking all these photos of us.
1:26:39
[SPEAKER_01]: And Nate's like, that's gossip girl.
1:26:41
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I was saying like, isn't front.
1:26:43
[SPEAKER_00]: He's in front of the museum where Vanessa made the cafe.
1:26:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Right, it could be either.
1:26:49
[SPEAKER_01]: It could be either.
1:26:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Those could be the same place.
1:26:52
[SPEAKER_01]: for all we know.
1:26:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, that's the episode.
1:26:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to read synopsis for next week?
1:26:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Let me find it.
1:27:00
[SPEAKER_01]: New York, I love you.
1:27:01
[SPEAKER_01]: To bring them down.
1:27:04
[SPEAKER_00]: You gotta listen to that song where you're not getting it right.
1:27:11
[SPEAKER_01]: New York, I love you.
1:27:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Let you bring it me down.
1:27:13
[SPEAKER_01]: One of my missing.
1:27:15
[SPEAKER_01]: What is not right?
1:27:16
[SPEAKER_00]: There's one more note and down.
1:27:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Do y'all like I love you, but you bring in me, down, what's the other?
1:27:24
[SPEAKER_01]: No, just listen to it later.
1:27:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Just tell it.
1:27:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Just do it.
1:27:29
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I've done it.
1:27:30
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't know it.
1:27:31
[SPEAKER_00]: It's I do it, but you know I don't like to sing.
1:27:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Do it.
1:27:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Just tell me the other thing.
1:27:36
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it is coward.
1:27:37
[SPEAKER_00]: You're being so annoying.
1:27:39
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm actually pissed off.
1:27:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Now we're going to fight at the end of the pod.
1:27:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Perfect.
1:27:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Just what I wanted.
1:27:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I completely go to it.
1:27:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I knew you were talking about.
1:27:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I knew you were talking about.
1:27:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I knew you're
1:27:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, okay, the next episode is called the Dark Knight and it's season two episode three.
1:27:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, that movie.
1:27:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, first first movie we were watching in the closet grum movie club is the Dark Knight.
1:27:55
[SPEAKER_01]: It's starting.
1:27:56
[SPEAKER_01]: He'd let her okay.
1:27:58
[SPEAKER_00]: So fuck the roommate.
1:27:59
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess.
1:28:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
1:28:02
[SPEAKER_00]: So Serena and Dan are forced to deal with their problems when a city wide blackout traps them in an elevator.
1:28:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, it's giving the episode of Glee when Sue Sylvester traps Claim and a fake elevator so that she can give them the episode of Glee.
1:28:16
[SPEAKER_00]: It's giving me episode of Pretty Little Liars where Jason Dilarantis gets dropped in half in an elevator and they never talk about it again.
1:28:22
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's perfectly hot.
1:28:24
[SPEAKER_00]: The entire rest of the show is of Glee never happened to show.
1:28:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Blair questions the lack of passion in her relationship with Marcus.
1:28:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Nate struggles with his feelings for Vanessa and Katherine.
1:28:37
[SPEAKER_00]: It's giving Ben struggles with his with this feelings for Sabrina Bell or Amanda Betula.
1:28:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like I can hear about like how hard it is for you to say
1:28:58
[SPEAKER_01]: There you go.
1:28:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Nailed it.
1:29:03
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1:29:05
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1:29:07
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1:29:09
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1:29:33
[SPEAKER_00]: and of course I count them.
1:29:37
[SPEAKER_01]: By the way, the crash is crazy.