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RHOM: "Chicken & Juice Box" and Below Deck Premiere: "Globe Portal" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Darling Drama Darling Drama Darling. Hello, everybody, welcome back to Drama
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Darling. It's me Amy Phillips. Volume up today, guys. Emily Dteresis
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is here. Hi, EM's hello, Good day to you and one and
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all. Oh my gosh, we are You know, it's still rainy in
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gorgeous California, but that won't stop us from doing a double recap today of
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Miami and the premiere episode of Below Deck. Yes, I'm very excited about
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this new season a below Deck. It's really like to have Captain Lenot be.
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There is still a hurdle that I am still trying to to get over.
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I mean, I didn't even mean to say hurdle because I always use
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this, Whatever you do is going to have hurdles. And it's because below
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Deck where we have to get you know, used to this new captain,
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Captain Carry, and I you know, it's tough. Yeah, And I
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guess, like I didn't watch Below Deck Adventure Town often or whatever that one
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was. It was Adventure Town. That's exactly what I mean. He knows
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the game at least like he is great. He's great. There's nothing wrong
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with Captain Carry. I love Captain Carry, he's great. Just want to,
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you know, give him a little noogie on his head, you know,
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I just want to. Yeah, until then he'll fire me because he's
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no nonsense, as he said. But you know, it's just like the
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second I hear below Deck the original, I'm expecting to see Captain Lee and
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he's not there, and it's tough. Yeah, you know, we're going
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to get through it. We'll get through it. Okay, all right,
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thank god flow Emily. We have a little bit of dish today. We
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don't want to spend too much time because we've got two recaps, but let's
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get into serving dish volume up. I don't think we didn't forget about that,
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guys. Okay, So, gee, Amy, is there a Kim
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and Kroix story? Actually, no, there isn't. I it. I
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scrapped it. We have, you know, basically like every time I do
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a Kim and kroy story, I get paid. I'm kidding. Wouldn't that
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be great? Yeah, that's where all their money goes. Yeah, I
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know they're paying drama Darling. So I'm scrolling through, of course, over
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the Darling account of Queens of Bravo, and they said they have a post.
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According to the Neighborhood Talk, Kenya Moore and Portia Williams will term for
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the next season of Atlanta. They posted Neighborhood Talk saying, neighbors, that's
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been a lot of chatter about which ladies will be returning for season sixteen.
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Well, we can confirm that two Ogs will be a part of the cast,
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they said. We spoke exclusively with close sources to the Peaches who confirmed
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that Porschae Williams and Kenymore are locked in for season sixteen. Now, we
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haven't seen Porsche since she left the franchise after season thirteen. Blahbadie blah.
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Now that is where we're landing. That is the word on the street.
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I don't know if it's real. These are obviously it's not confirmed. This
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is what it is, right, Well, I mean we've been hearing a
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lot of OG's for Atlanta. I mean I have I've heard Niini maybe despite
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all the Bethany stuff, and I've heard uh, I mean I've heard yeah.
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I Just here's the thing, Like, then it makes it so it
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doesn't make sense then that Candy has gone. Like if they're bringing OG's left
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back, then they should have Candy. I don't remember. Are favor in
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Candy Okay? Well, no, they're not. Yeah, so I'm wondering
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if that might be part of it. But I haven't seen I've seen more
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of Porsche Nini. I mean, Kenya has been on the show, so
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I don't know. I haven't seen much of I haven't seen much of Phaedra
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because she was unmarried to med. You know, she's just killing it,
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but she's on everything. Yeah, I mean she's yeah, so I can't
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I don't know if i'd see her coming back. Yeah, it's a real
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head scratcher. But if like if Porscha comes back and Kenya's there, like
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I just feel and Nini comes back, I feel like Candy should be there.
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Although Candy and Nini I'm not sure if they're okay or not. I
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mean, I know they've had differences, but I feel like they could definitely
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get past them. Yeah, I mean, is Cynthia coming back Cynthia Bailey?
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Is there any thought of that. I haven't heard a word about that.
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Yeah, Okay, I don't think so. Yeah, Cynthia's been around
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doing stuff. I don't know is interesting to think of, like reviving the
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show, not with the new cast, but with the old cast. That's
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a cool twist. So I don't know, it'd be kind of I mean,
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of the current cast. I think I would like I mean, I'm
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fine with everyone returning as long as we have a little Nini in there.
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I think that would be very helpful. I really would love to see drop
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it with Drew back. San's her strange husband, you know. Like,
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so that's where I'm at with that. Just oh gosh, and Marla,
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no, Marlow, did you say marl Arlowrla? I'm so wasted you guys.
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I was like, that must be her Maryland accent. No, no,
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no, I said Marla. I've always I often say it. I
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often put an A on the end. Good for you, you know,
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But that's again, I think that's Maryland accent. I mean I noticed well,
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I mean for decades, I've done that to her, since she was
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a friend of Yeah, I've always called never and I really like her.
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Well obviously not enough family, not enough not Yeah, here we are.
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Well, you know, time will tell what's going to happen. We'll see.
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So in the meantime, there's a lot of news around Tinsley Mournermer's ex
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boyfriend. If you recall when she had that mugshot wh in when she was
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in Florida and she was you know, well she got arrested outside of her
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ex boyfriend's house because she was saying, you know, she was stalking her
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or what have you. And there was also shots of her from physical abuse.
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She had a black eye. There are pictures of that. Well,
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this guy who is known as he is a sugar heir Alexander. They call
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him Nico Fanjul. His family owns and operates subsidiary companies like Florida Crystal's,
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Domino Sugar and American Sugar Refining. He was taken into custody in Palm Beach
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That's where it happened with Tinsley on January twenty eighth, after his girlfriend told
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authorities she thought she was going to die at his hands. Yes, police
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said that they responded to his home at eleven thirty pm after a neighbor reported
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hearing a woman and screaming. When cops arrived, they allegedly heard a woman's
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scream get off of me. They found Fanjewel standing over a female subject who
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was on the floor in a defensive fetal position and observed to be bleeding from
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the facial area. After separating them, she told police that she had been
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dating him for about a year and a half and the two had gone out
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to dinner at Flagler Steakhouse at the Ritzy Breakers Hotel earlier that night, and
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Fanjewel was irate because they were seated. They were seated next to two homosexual
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a couple at the restaurant. He was livid about that. Apparently he sounds
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cool, sounds really a real, real keeper. So then when they ended
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up coming back home, he was still upset. They were arguing and he
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ended up punching her in the face with a closed fist, causing bruising,
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bleeding and swelling to her facial area. Apparently he kneed her in the face
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and he grabbed her hand, smashed it on the phone when she tried to
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and the phone when she tried to call nine one one, and apparently they
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are saying that he was trying to I think strangle her. I'm reading this
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from the New York Post. So he has been arrested. He was being
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held on bond for one hundred and eighty thousand dollars. The lawyer denies the
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charges and he was released on that bill. Okay, wow. Yeah.
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In twenty thirteen, Tinsley was hospitalized for a head injury while publicly dating fanjul
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So, and she did not press charges. Back in twenty fourteen, Oh
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okay, okay, got it. Yeah, I mean, who knows,
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that's why too. I mean, I don't blame her, I'm just it's
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who knows. Well, She said, she's learned it's unfortunately easier to fall
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into a situation like domestic abuse. You know, it's easier to fall into
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that situation more than you think. And she said in another article back in
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the Daily Mail in twenty seventeen, once you're caught up in that sort of
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cycle, it's really hard to break out of it. Prayers to the victim
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of this story, and I hope that justice is served because this is a
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repeating offense that this guy has allegedly been doing for god knows how long into
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how many victims, so money to get out of it, yes, allegedly
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and allegedly what a scumbag allegedly So yeah, Okay, So, I have
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one announcement before we get into Miami, and that is that if you are
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listening to our true detective bonus episodes on Patreon. They're over there, and
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apparently because of the Super Bowl they will be airing it like earlier. Oh
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I saw that, thank you for mentioning that. I was like, is
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this a perk for some kind of premium Max because that's the way it kind
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of reads. Yeah, it says you can stream episode five early on Max
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ahead of super Bowl. So that's on February ninth. Okay, that is
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good information for even me and me paik you yeah, because it's like,
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you know, we are obsessed with this show. If you're not subscribed to
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We're companions. We're companions of the companion, you know. And you're not
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They don't take a break for Christmas, and neither do we. I've put
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I'm sending money into a Russian bride. I mean, who knows. I
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mean, we're really in this. We're fully in. We're asking the right
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questions Russia. Sure what I mean? Yesterday we were just really on a
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rant. We went like, like we said, longer than the actual episode
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because we just were leaving no stone unturned because we ask so many questions and
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I love the conversation over on the Patreon keep it coming. So that being
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get into Miami. We're doing Miami first, but before below decks. Yeah,
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wow, Wow, Mexico City, Babe, we're here. It's day
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two. That blows my mind. I knew you were gonna say that.
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I knew it because that's how I was like. Emily's gonna be like,
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how is it day t We're like, we've been here for a week and
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Nicole just got here and she hasn't slept. She slept like the tile store
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or whatever when she was picking out that where we don't know texture. It's
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got gexture. You're actually in her own texture. Yeah, I mean what.
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She worked all night Yeah, and flew there, got there at two
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forty five am. Was getting glad before Julia, I would have probably scheduled
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that differently. For sure, Julia, you wake up and you come and
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do it. Let me sleep, let me take a little nap or snapper,
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because mama just came from work. She said something about a twenty four
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hour flight and I don't know, I can't, but that probably tracks.
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Am I wrong? No? I don't think so. Well, not twenty
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four hours, but like she was traveling for Oh no, that doesn't make
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sense. Oh my god, I think we're so confused. Something was twenty
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four hours, and maybe it was just like the travel day going. Maybe
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she's been up for twenty four hours, the shift was like twelve hours,
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and then the travel day was twelve hours. Let's put it that. That's
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the mass that we're gonna do. Okay, that's great, that sounds really
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good. Let's do that. Let's go with that. But my god,
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does she just look like a fresh breath of air. Oh my gosh,
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she regardless stunning, no matter what. I can't uh, like not one
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bag under her eye? No, no, no, like fatigue face nothing,
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and now yes, she's getting full glam. But she just looks fresh
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as a daisy. Unbelievable. I can't believe this. She doesn't need the
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virgin of Guadalupe. You know, she's fine as far as I'm concerned,
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she's doing great. Skip the church, okaind of goal, you don't need
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it. No, uh no, I uh really loved. I mean what
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an emotional day in Mexico City at the church. Well, it started in
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the hotel lobby because Julia had her reservations and I was and then they did
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like that slow mo. They did like a slow motion of Julia reacting to
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people in the lobby, which I was like, well that's new and fun.
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Yeah, but it did give some wait to the moment because it wasn't
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just the kind of thing where I think that they should have just like shown
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her kind of sad I think it. I think they knew that they needed
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to give her a little bit of something else. And then they put that
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slow mo on and then they use it again at the chapel. But I
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liked it in the lobby. Yes, the chapel was a little well,
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the church was a little weird that that ain't no chapel that then you yeah,
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you know, well you know, yes, you're career, You're thinking
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about Beverly Hills and how they were at chapels. We're getting our cast trips,
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like we're crossing the streams because they both visited. Yeah, the Sistine
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Chapel is gigantic, so sometimes they are chapels. Oh god, you really
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you got me there? You got me there? Hands up, volume up.
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Oh yeah, yeah, maybe you're right. It was a church.
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It was a church. Well listen, this is the church. This is
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the steeple. Open the doors and see all the people. You know,
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Oh that is fun. Look, that's why you get tier too. So
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you could see me do that on camera, because that is what you don't
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want to miss. It was really heartbreaking to revisit Julia's past and what she
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has been through, and it's mortifying. It's it's not mortifying, it's horrifying.
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It's a nightmare that no one would ever want to go through. And
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it makes sense. You know, she separated herself from religion twenty years ago
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when she lost her son. They had hired a nanny, and the nanny
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there was shaken baby syndrome and the nanny was never caught in Russia. Yeah,
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yeah, that is awful, and I did appreciate that she said that
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her farm is her temple. That like she explained, like her whole bond
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with animals and how that all like started from that time and now I'm like,
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Okay, let the goat liquor face. It's really sweet. Yeah,
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I completely agree. I mean she her cocker spaniel was the only reason she
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stayed alive, she said, and that, Yeah, isn't it amazing what
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animals can do in our lives? I mean, it really is something.
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Animals are just so special. This is brought to you by animals. I
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am now a partner of animals. Actually, Lisa thinks she's a partner with
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animals. She loves animals. Lord, I mean no, I'm sorry.
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There's a big difference between you and Julia and your connection with animals. Let's
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get that straight away. But before we go there. Before we go there,
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I'm kind of cutting it, but we have to talk about this emotional
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scene before we like, because we got to get through this. It was
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so rough, it was beautiful. Julia is gonna go to the church to
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support her friends, but she know she's not a church going person. And
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by the way, Adriana is not there. She's got to rehearse for the
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big day she really does. Ain't no saint gonna help her, uh verse
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for that? So she knew what she There was no point in praying,
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no point. No, you can't just ask you know, the Guadaloupe,
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the version of Guadalupe to help you with that performance. You need to get
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back in the studio and work with choreo. She's not the scene of choreo.
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Yeah, she truly. I mean I think that this is part of
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the editing, you know, where it's like you, they're making it look
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so bad, then she'll kill it. Am I wrong? Course? No,
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of course, I mean it's gonna be It's gonna be fine, because
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there's just so much to take your eye away from her, like it'll be
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fine. My god, that's so No, no, no, it's smart.
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It's really smart. She's doing exactly what I would do. I would
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cover myself in a ridiculous outfit, right, put one million dancers on stage
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and just drones doing patterns in the sky over the audience, and then like
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tell everybody like, oh my god, look behind you, look to your
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neighbor, look up, everybody done around brod Bride. That's all I would
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do. Give it up for pride. No one look up here, everybody
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did there? Look up? Look down? Now look around that here the
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lyrics stop Looking at songs called stop Looking at Me. Yeah, so yeah,
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she doesn't go. Julia and Kiki are kissing. There's this lip gloss
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thing happening where she's transferring lip gloss. But Julia is just the kissing bandits.
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I mean, what's going on? Is she like the new Schwartz?
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I tell her. That was something that Julia was like, Oh, this
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is a fun thing I'm gonna do on this trip, and everybody's you know,
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like I feel like she did it for uh kind of more the show
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than anything else. But it was interesting to see the other women like lean
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in. Yeah, oh my god. Also, when you think of it
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as sharing lip gloss to me from somebody's mouth, that sounds so gross.
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That's disgusting. Let us kiss. Just say I'm kissing. There's no reason
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to hide it. And it's really yeah, like it just sounded like by
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that point, it's got like spit and everything. Like kissing sounds so nice,
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but hitting sharing lip gloss it sounds disgusting, sounds not from your mouth,
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not nice. It's not nice. No, I completely agree. I
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was like, what is happening? I don't know, But good for them,
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you know, they needed some distraction in the sprinter van on their way
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to the church, the Chapel church. The Oh, Lisa was like,
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I'm crying in the shower about you know, splitting the kids fifty to fifty.
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So she's starting her day rough, I mean really really rough. We
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haven't even gotten to her talking to her lawyer, which is after the cathedral,
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so we'll get to that. But Lisa's not going to have a good
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day. It's just things are not looking up for her in Mexico City with
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her life. It's starting to un ravel. But we get to the Cathedral
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Metropolitana and we find out which I did not remember. You know, I
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think that we heard this before with Gertie, but I did forget her father
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was a pastor. Did you remember that? No? I didn't. Okay,
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all right, so we I'm not gonna lie about this, Okay,
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can do it? Do you want me to say I did? Yeah?
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Doing it? All right? Well, I try and tell you to lie
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on this podcast, and you won't. It's really annoying. How dare you
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have full transparency and honesty with the friends the Darlings. Yeah, So She's
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like, I've been in many churches, but this is surreal and serene,
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and so they're up there. First of all, all of their outfits are
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just coming from right and left. You know, I don't When we saw
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them in that lobby, I was like, Nicole's wearing like a paddle ball.
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No, what's the new thing for pickleball? She's wearing like a pickleball
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outfit. Then everyone's wearing dresses that have cutouts that are and just a lot
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of boobage. For this cathedral, it was concerning. Well, I appreciated
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that they had cover ups. Yeah, yeah, I mean, but I
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also I'm also kind of like, who cares? But I get I get
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that it would upset some people, So I get it. They're not trying
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to be difficult. Yeah, absolutely, I think it's just more I mean,
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people just typically do that out of respect in any you know, religious
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building. If you will, sure, I will, I will. I
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like that you've gone from cathedral, church chapel to religious building, so let's
30:02
just go yeah, let's yeah, we're just came for naming it. Yeah,
30:06
there should be like I'm sorry, I don't mean to, you know,
30:11
take a little detour, but on project runway, they should have like
30:15
church where a churchwear challenge. Oh that's a good idea actually, or like
30:22
a mausoleum or not a mausoleum, like synagogue, like all the different religious
30:27
buildings mosque I meant to say mosque, I said mausoleum instead. But you
30:33
know, just like head coverings like whatever, you know, let's have a
30:37
religious everyone gets a religion. That would be so fun and like someone gets
30:41
Baptist and it's just all like very Southern inspired and yeah, you know,
30:47
just all right, pitch it amy, Yeah, okay. So on that
30:56
note, that looked like a Project Runway religious challenge. That's what it looked
31:03
like, thanks mood. So, so what happens? So they go there
31:12
and they are all kneeling at the statue of Guadalupe, who is the virgin
31:19
mother Mary, and they're praying. Gerty is praying, she's scared, she's
31:26
crying. Alexia is saying, pray it worked for Frankie. I did it
31:30
for Frankie. Alexia is so team Virgin of Guadalupe, like Team Guadalupe all
31:37
the way. She found hope, she's found peace. She's hoping that the
31:41
same will happen for Gerty and Marisol in her confessional says that they're collectively all
31:47
praying for Gerty's health and the powerful things can happen Larsa, after all of
31:52
what happened between the two of them with this cancer situation, Larsa was holding
31:57
Gerty the whole time, and Gerty in her confessional her saying that the bond
32:04
that happened in this church was something that we'll never forget and it was just
32:07
really quite beautiful. Larsa showed up, Yeah, and it was nice too
32:12
that Gerty was like detailing like she was. Gerty did Larsa favor there too,
32:16
to be like she was like really holding me tight like I think like
32:22
Larsa's sometimes you think doesn't really feel she's doing a lot of it for the
32:27
camera, but when you hear about an emotion like I wouldn't be able to
32:30
read that she was holding Gerty tightly or something like that. As an audience,
32:35
it was nice that, Yeah, Gerty detailed that for us. They
32:39
were all praying, they were all crying, and boy, that was one
32:44
of the more emotional scenes I think we've ever seen on Housewives truly. Yeah,
32:51
I guess in Miami for sure. I mean, I don't know.
32:54
I guess it was definitely one of the more spiritual scenes. Was like it
33:00
felt like there or just like a big energy moment where they were all feeling
33:05
the same thing and quietly deal like because I also BQ bq M big b
33:13
e Q, big energy, big guadaloufe moment. Oh my god, I
33:17
can't get it. I can't get it. Yeah, I guess, yeah,
33:25
well whatever. Well it was powerful and I think one of the more
33:30
emotional ones because here we have Gertie on her knees praying that she won't die.
33:37
Yes, yes, you're right. I mean we've never seen that before.
33:42
Yeah, you're right. You know, she has cancer, she doesn't
33:45
know what's going to happen, she's scared, she's got kids, she has
33:46
a husband, and here she is in Mexico City, you know, and
33:51
she's still you know, she's there, which is wild. You know,
33:54
she's still continuing on and living her life. And then we have Lisa,
34:00
who's you know, probably not praying for Gerda. Let's be real, she's
34:05
playing for herself. You know, she's praying for that settlement and you know,
34:08
God lover, but you know she's got her eyes on her own self.
34:14
But here she is just broken because she's going through this horrible situation,
34:21
and Alexia who's been through with Frankie and is emotional because of him. All
34:27
right, fine, it was a big guy. Great, we had a
34:32
moment Amy, the biggest one. You win. We got Nicole who can't
34:39
figure out like what marble to choose? You know, what texture is going
34:45
to be on that wall or countertop or whatever the heck they were trying to
34:49
figure out, and Larsa was probably negotiating that trader's contract, you know it.
34:54
We're praying, Yeah, what's going to happen with her podcasts that we
34:59
can never remember the name of anxiety? Separation? Anxiety? Got it?
35:06
Anxiety? Thank you? I was like, please, what is it?
35:08
What is it? I couldn't? You were like, reasonably shady, reasonably
35:12
shady, reasonably shady. Yeah, yeah, well that's great. So we
35:17
got through the emotional the most emotional scene we've ever seen. I'm doing what
35:23
they do on The Bachelor, the most traumatic scene in history. Swoopy,
35:30
are you at the door wanting to get out? Oh gosh, whoops?
35:35
Hold on? Is she being the most emotional at the emo emotional cat reaction
35:39
I've ever seen that You'll ever hear about hold on, well, I let
35:45
swoopy out. Now she's got a life of her own. She just went
35:49
to the chapel. We have one here. She just went to the religious
35:55
institution. Did you buy Eric's apple in the auction the Girardes chapel your home?
36:02
Yes? I did, Yes, of course I did. It's in
36:06
the shed, so Lisa. They get back to the hotel and Lisa is
36:12
on the phone talking to her lawyer and Hei. They're trying to finalize this
36:17
settlement or they go to court, and they don't want to do that.
36:22
Lenny doesn't want to do that. Lisa doesn't want to do that, so
36:25
he the lawyer's like, okay, sign it right, or take a look
36:30
at it. So she gets off the phone and and then Lenny calls,
36:36
oh my god. I mean, honestly, I'm not a big fan of
36:39
Lisa, especially after this episode. Oh man, did she nail it on
36:44
Lenny? And I like, she sure did. The request that he had
36:52
should be illegal, Like yeah, with something like that was badshit to me.
36:58
Yeah, no one can permanently reside with you. No, men,
37:04
it was so well time to become a lesbian. Then, okay, Lisa
37:07
let's go get some lip glass on, get that lip glass. You know
37:12
what she probably I mean, she's probably like, not a bad idea,
37:15
Leny Lenny didn't think about I'll out smart im. She does it out of
37:19
spite, all right. So she talks to her lawyer and then yeah,
37:23
Lenny calls and he's like, I'm gonna add one little thing to the settlement.
37:29
And then she's like sut of a gun and then she walks out one
37:35
little thing and then and then they're in the shuttle and well before we get
37:40
into the Mexican gondolas on the way there. In the shuttle, Larsa tells
37:45
Lisa to open her legs to let the air and to help with her well
37:51
carsickness. Oh I miss that. I heard it, but like I didn't
37:54
understand what was Yeah, it was definitely something that would have been missed.
38:00
But when you hear someone say something like that, I'd backed it up.
38:04
I was like, wait, what are you talking about. When I was
38:07
with Scottie, I used to ride in bumpy cars like four times a day
38:10
because he used to make me like writing, bumpy cars four times a day.
38:14
So you have to open your legs then makes you feel better. I'm
38:17
kidding because you know, she says said I had sex four times a day.
38:21
I don't know how that's gonna make you feel better to open your legs
38:23
and get air in there. I mean, it's gonna feel better, But
38:27
is it going to get rid of your car sickness? I don't know.
38:30
I don't know. Maybe there's something about like it calms you down, or
38:36
like it triggers the nerve that I don't know knows. Yeah, what if
38:40
it's real, I will never know. I mean I'll never do it,
38:47
never gonna do never. Kiki's white dress kind of reminded me of Taylor Swift's
38:54
Grammy dress because it was like white and oh yeah, and it just the
39:00
Grammys had just happened. So I'm like, oh, we shouldn't have the
39:05
black long black gloves on. But right, you're so cute, so cute,
39:09
so cute, so cute. So the Mexican gondolas and Alexia could personalize,
39:17
you know, the sign and she called it Miami, Yeah, Miami
39:24
Mama, right, Miami, Miami Mommy's Miami Mommy's okay cool. She's like,
39:34
I could decorate the boat. Oh, I put a sign up.
39:37
I like that. She's no, hang on, let me check myself.
39:40
I didn't decorate this thing. They just said what do you want? And
39:45
here are the amount of letters you can work. Oh my god, Larsa
39:50
killed me. She's like, do you remember the movie Ana Conda. I
39:53
was like, yes, I fucking do, Larcea. I love her so
39:57
much. That movie was my jam my dad and I watched that like anytime
40:02
it would come on around that time, we would watch it and just laugh.
40:06
It's such a fun, stupid movie. It's just so great. So
40:12
when Larsa said, and it does remind me of Anakana anakanda movie. But
40:16
did you ever see it? Ah? I did when it came out.
40:20
I couldn't tell you one thing about it now seeing it in the movie theater
40:23
though you went to the movie. Wow, I never saw in the movie
40:25
theater. Yeah, well it was great. And anyway, so then Lisa
40:34
starts to have her breakdown on the gondolas and she's like, I feel like
40:38
I failed and Kiki, who's amazing. Of course, we love her so
40:42
much. She's like, you did not fail. He failed you. Yeah,
40:47
very Also, like everybody, I give it up for them because here
40:52
they are dealing with Lisa yet again, and it is different. This is
41:00
it's like a new level of passing through this process. So I was like,
41:06
Okay, cool, they're actually appreciating that. This is like she is
41:09
going through a different level of this in this moment, and they're kind of
41:14
like allowing her to do it. But I was also exhausted from it because
41:19
I don't know if I would be as gracious in that moment. I think
41:22
I would have just tuned out. Yeah, that was really tough because there
41:28
is definitely some there's a lot of realness to this situation, and so she
41:32
just has cried wolf so many times. Unfortunately she came to them too many
41:37
times. So the time when she really needs it, the day she's signing
41:39
the papers of the settlement, which is going to cause a huge reaction,
41:45
a huge emotional, visceral reaction for all to see. She's not going to
41:50
be in control. She's going to be like unhinged because of what's going on.
41:53
This is very traumatic. But unfortunately, because she's already used played those
42:00
cards so many times, they turned on her after she fed the dogs.
42:06
Oh my god. Also, she said Jody is kind of over it too,
42:09
and that and remember Larsa was like, you need to keep that because
42:15
no one's gonna put up your shit. Larsa, God, I love her.
42:19
I just she is some something else, Like she will just say something
42:24
so rude right to your face at a very inappropriate time, and somehow it's
42:31
just great for drama. I mean, it just is. I mean she's
42:35
like, you're you're kind of like a baby, you know, just like
42:37
you're kind of like a bully. Fair, that's fair. That was good.
42:42
Yeah, She's like I accept that. I mean yeah, she's like,
42:47
no one else is going to take your shit. Well with Jody being
42:52
like he's trying to help her and she's snapping at him. And this is
42:55
a perfect example of not getting involved with somebody when you're in the middle of
43:00
something so tumultuous as a very complicated divorce with kids involved. Right, take
43:08
a second, you know, yeah, I mean I think there's a fear
43:14
with Lisa too, that she's not going to be able to find somebody that
43:17
will have her back, so she like lands on the first person that does,
43:22
and it's just going to be messy, you know. Yeah, and
43:28
then Adriana tries to pipe up to defend to defend Lisa and yell at Larsa,
43:36
and Larsa's like, save your voice for tomorrow. She's like, good
43:39
point. Actually I'm not gonna yell on this Anaconda boat. But there was
43:46
so much to see on that ride. Oh, get to the dogs.
43:52
But also, like I totally felt for Kiki when they were shitting on those
43:58
homes along the bank. Yeah, like come on everybody, and then like
44:02
do you seriously not like hear yourselves? And then for Kiki to be like,
44:07
this is how I grew up. But she didn't say that. But
44:10
she shouldn't have to like that, you know what I mean, Like,
44:15
I was surprised that they were like I feel like it. It was hard
44:17
to see who was starting who said it first, because it was I thought
44:22
it was like kind of off camera. Yeah, I don't have it read
44:25
it Lisa. I'm just gonna assume as Lisa too. I mean, why
44:30
not just throw it all her away? Well, a lot of these people
44:35
they're just extremely they're very privileged, and they're very wealthy, and they have
44:38
no real touch with reality until you get somebody like Gertie who's dealing with cancer
44:46
and and who's gone through loss and then Kiki, who was raised in Haiti,
44:53
who has experienced life on a different level, and that's normal for her,
44:59
and so that was rough. So I think that Keiki Lisa must have
45:05
said something because Keky was really going at her, and I don't blame her
45:08
at that point, you know, well, I think Kekey was it was
45:15
holding it in until then Lisa decided that these dogs were starving and that she
45:21
was going to save them by throwing scraps at them. And then Alexia said
45:27
something great, which is like, would you want people throwing scraps at your
45:30
dog on Star Island? Like you would never write that, Lisa, can
45:35
you imagine? I know that was really really tough to see, and I'm
45:42
like, you'll never make it. The chicken will never make it to land.
45:46
It did though, it did. That dog went for it. Oh
45:51
yeah, oh wow, Okay, well I stand corrected. So the first
45:54
one went in the water, the second one hit the land. Yeah,
46:00
and and the even the there was somebody on the boat, was it the
46:06
driver or yeah? The driver that's like stop, ye please? Uh they
46:10
feed their dogs. And then Lisa was like, I was trying to help.
46:21
I love animals, which was very funny. Actually, and then Keky's
46:24
like, don't stand up or it's going to be something. She's like,
46:27
I am standing up? What are you going to do? I was like,
46:30
Oh, you're so annoying. And then they get into something and this
46:35
is what I mean, Like, so Kiki throws I guess a juice box
46:38
at her? Is that right? Yeah? Juice box out of nowhere?
46:43
Know what it's like? Where did they be? Unknown juice? Where's juice
46:47
box? Yeah? And I'm like, this is where we keep talking about
46:53
the whole how much is being a the provoca the provocator, couture of a
47:01
situation, of a shavel of the situation to be you're the one that's held
47:08
accountable before somebody puts hands on you or makes the first, you know,
47:14
actual physical move. And this is what annoys me because to me, Lisa
47:19
isn't the wrong. But like I'm not saying Kiki shouldn't she should throw something
47:23
she shouldn't, but stop provoking people on these shows to the point where the
47:30
other person is put in a position where you're antagonizing them so much to do
47:37
something. It should be you know, it's just should be more of a
47:42
fifty to fifty responsibility in the end, like own it, Lisa, stop
47:45
standing up, Stop being like Nana, na, nana. You know it's
47:49
just yes, you're looking for it. Well, she so wanted a distraction
47:54
from the settlement. I feel like that anything she could you like, I
48:00
think she wanted a big win with feeding the dogs, and it backfired.
48:07
And so then, uh, because don't misunderstand. If she fed those dogs
48:15
it was and it went everybody was happy about it, it would have still
48:17
ended in tears. It would have still been like I just care so much
48:21
about everything and everybody in life, and that just went fair, and those
48:28
dogs wanted fair. It was gonna be like bad either way. Yeah,
48:34
it was definitely going to be bad. But Lisa, being like, you
48:37
just threw something at me, you assaulted me, I was like, I
48:40
can't, you need to let's throw you to the dogs at this point,
48:44
you know, somebody pick her up and throw her to the dogs, because
48:46
I can't with that language right now, stop it. No talking to your
48:51
lawyer too much. Technically, she's right technically throwing an object at somebody technically
48:58
sure, but so emily to do that. Next time you throw something at
49:00
me, I'm going to say and I will have you arrest I will have
49:02
you arrest it. I will have you arrest it because that is assault.
49:08
But like that's just it. Like she was calling everything on a technicality at
49:13
that point because she's like just not wanting to think about the settlement. Yeah,
49:19
I mean, look, she said she's had a hard day, she
49:22
got something was thrown at her. You guys are coming after me for feeding
49:25
the dogs. I thought they were hungry. Fuck all of you. And
49:29
then Gertie's crying, and then Larsa's like, Lisa, you're trying Kiki.
49:36
You don't try another woman. It's not nice. I loved it. And
49:40
Lisa she just wouldn't, you know, stop and she's like she throw an
49:45
object. And then then Alexia was like, because Lisa's like, shut the
49:52
fuck up to all of you, and Alexi is like, but we could
49:53
say the same thing to you, and so she was. Then everyone turned,
49:58
I mean everybody one turning on Lisa. Yes. Good, Yeah,
50:05
I didn't want her to have a little brat. She's a spoiled little brat,
50:08
is what she is. Yeah, well she is, and she she
50:14
keeps going there. It's like I felt bad at the times I have felt
50:19
bad for Lisa this season have been when no one has her back, like
50:23
one in terms of like the Lenny uh settlement stuff and trying to add income
50:29
that maybe she doesn't want to talk about on camera, but she always It's
50:35
like it's like as soon as I'm feeling a little bad for her, I
50:38
end up with by the end of the episode being like, Lisa's shut up.
50:44
You know, I know every time you like we want to support her,
50:46
and we know Lenny is a huge jerk, yes, but then it's
50:51
just like, h is he or is he just so annoyed by you?
50:54
Like yeah, I know. That's basically what Kiki said. She did well,
51:01
she said sometimes like she said something I think maybe in her interview like
51:06
where she's like I kind of understand like the whole anything, like she kind
51:10
of forget exactly what she said. But I was like, yeah, this
51:15
is this is like I'm I will never get any side of it. He's
51:20
the he will always redeem Lisa for me because like case in point, you
51:25
can't have a man live with you ever, like that's crazy, Yeah,
51:30
and not reciprocate the offer on your side, right, right, So I
51:37
guess I but yeah, Lisa Lisa does a great job of getting me off
51:43
her side. She sure does. Yeah, she's great at it's the Michael
51:47
Jordan. She's the Marcus Jordan of Michael Jordan's of getting me on somebody else's
51:54
team. I mean, Kiki threw something at her and we're like, what
52:00
did you do, Lisa? I mean, you know what I'm saying,
52:01
Like, that's where I am cool as a cucumber. Kiki like what are
52:07
you doing? I'm not saying what are you doing? Kiki? I'm saying
52:12
what are you doing Lisa that you could upset Kiki to the right that she's
52:15
gonna throw a juice box empty. Adriana is like, I think it's time
52:20
to turn this boat around, and I felt bad for the driver, like
52:22
that one pole thing. It's just like in that heavy boat that is got
52:27
to take some serious strength. Yeah, and then Larsa's like, can we
52:31
just say a prayer? And then Alexia is like I should have brought the
52:37
holy water the whole gallon. Has that fucking phone, yeah, with like
52:45
a satellite dish on the tip? Was that Direct TV? I was like,
52:51
Wow, we're gonna binge watch something right now? What are we doing
52:55
it's laughable. Somebody I didn't see and like stop to see it, but
53:00
someone did screen grab the WhatsApp chat that she's having with Jody. I think,
53:06
uh huh, And there's like a million misspellings and just like laying out
53:09
her like plight. How the women have turned on her? I nothing she
53:21
could have been typing would have interested me at that point. Well, also,
53:24
all you could see in that flash was just like on a WhatsApp screen
53:29
with like a million green bubbles. It's just her having a one sided conversation.
53:34
No one's replying, and yeah, and it's not one long blurb,
53:38
it's like, no a sentence, three sentences, one sentence, one word
53:44
a word. It's so annoying. Just give it to me all at once,
53:50
you know. At this point, Yeah, because Jody's going to pick
53:52
up that phone and see that he has eighty three miss like knew WhatsApp mess
54:00
Okay, Well, Lisa's in the hospital, right, Lenny went there.
54:08
Well, then the wind starts to come and then it's the foreshadowing of the
54:14
islands. Monica have arrived, the Monica Wins of Utah, and we get
54:25
to the Island of Dolls, which is completely frightening and there's a real story
54:30
behind it. And Julia, poor Julia. This is like a horror movie
54:37
that was really bad for her. Yeah, too much. Well, I
54:43
don't fault anybody for going. I would just I thought Lisa, it's Lisa's
54:47
fault. Well, sure, and at the end of the day, Lenny's
54:51
to blame. Absolutely, But I would not have ever realized that that could
54:58
be like a trigger for someone that's gone through something like that, because I
55:01
would have just been like, oh, creepy dolls. I wouldn't have thought
55:06
anything besides that. So good to know. Yeah, absolutely, Yeah.
55:13
Yeah, Well that was the end of that episode. It's hard to land
55:19
on a happy note there because that was just it was really intense. Yeah,
55:27
that was a good episode. M h. These ladies feel shit again,
55:32
But it was good. These ladies were bonded for sure, and until
55:39
they'll turned on Lisa. Wait, maybe we don't know yet. But by
55:45
because Julia was having such a moment with the dolls, did that shake Lisa
55:52
out of her live broadcast event or was that right she's doing an Amazon live
55:59
from them? No, she did not, I don't think I don't think
56:04
so. But we didn't get to see enough. There wasn't a broad enough
56:07
shot, a wide enough shot to see if she had like gotten off the
56:10
end of the boat. Yeah, yeah, all right, well maybe that'll
56:15
be next week probably, hm hmm, all right, well should we get
56:22
into below deck. I'm gonna say yes, that is It's the right answer.
56:37
So Flowers, she loved that. I know. I talked about it
56:44
yesterday, but loved Miley cyruses live performance of Bes the Grammys' yea she killed
56:52
it, yes girl, Yeah, Lenny can Okay. So wow we are
57:13
Season eleven, episode one called New Captain, New Rules. We're in Granada
57:22
in South America. Oh, gorgeous Granada. I'm miss gorgeous. And it's
57:29
Captain Carrie's first time in Granade. Yeah. I keep wanting to call him
57:36
Captain Carry David Terry Terry, No, Carrie, Saint David, Captain Carrie
57:45
St. David. Sure you can call me that. New So they're in
57:52
the Caribbean. Yeah, we got a couple of uh, yeah, go
57:58
ahead. I was just gonna say, I I love it already. I
58:01
love the rainforest. I'm very excited about this setting. Oh I love it.
58:09
I love the backdrop, love it, love it. Love it,
58:13
love it. We do find out that he's been pretty much everywhere but not
58:19
Granada, so this is his first time being there. Yeah, so you
58:29
he basically said in his welcome meeting that he's been to Africa, Norway,
58:37
maybe it to Rainy Panama, Canale, Mexican gondolas, every way, but
58:45
no Granada. So we're back to the Saint David, which they have that
58:52
huge globe at the staircase, that like globe staircase thing, which is just
58:57
something else. Yeah, be the first thing I'd have removed. Yeah,
59:02
that globe. It just seems like such a weird hazard that you don't see
59:07
coming. But it's the thing that like somebody's gonna break their face on it,
59:10
and you're like, wow, we should have taken that out. I
59:16
love it. I hate it so much that I've somehow come to the other
59:21
side and I love it now. Now I'm like, this is the thing
59:24
that makes Saint David Saint David. Is that enormous unnecessary globe. All right,
59:34
I'll see if I can get it for you. You sit right there,
59:37
I see my go catch that Saint David's globe. I'm gonna make a
59:43
chapel and put it in there Saint David's chapel, and then we all pray
59:49
to the globe. I don't know what it is. It's like Captain Lee
59:53
was Captain Lee, and this captain I guess because I don't know him.
59:58
He's just part of the boat, like I don't. I just don't know
1:00:00
him yet. So yeah, because you didn't watch below dick uh a vain
1:00:07
chat adventure land Town, Yeah, which was took place in the field.
1:00:15
I used to call it below deck field, but yeah, we're no longer
1:00:21
there, and so here we are. We have some people returning. Ben
1:00:25
is back, the lead deckhand is back, who was on below Deck med
1:00:31
because he was on when Captain Sandy was the chief stew Did you ever watch
1:00:37
that one with Camille and Alyssa where it was I called her, Yeah,
1:00:43
oh what where'd you call her? Well? Camille? I called her Bad
1:00:45
Camille because my daughter and I have this game called Bad Camille. Camille's one
1:00:51
of her dolls. We play this game called Bad Camille, so we would
1:00:52
always call her Bad Camille and then she'd be like, Lissa, I'm dead
1:00:58
ass, Syria's get out of here, Lissa go, And she'd always have
1:01:02
these breakdowns and Alyssa and bad Camille hate each other so much, and it
1:01:07
was such a great season. So Ben was there tail end of that.
1:01:12
And I never and still don't. I just don't. I will never find
1:01:19
Ben attractive. I don't either. I don't know why I don't. I
1:01:24
don't understand why we have to why why why do we have to? I
1:01:29
don't think we do. I I didn't find him. He wasn't my type,
1:01:32
didn't find him attractive. Feel like Bravo was forcing it, honest,
1:01:37
like we've got to like really like I think he's hot and I do not.
1:01:42
Oh wow hot, he's not. No, Okay, well I'm not
1:01:45
going to pressure you because I don't agree either. But he's back, and
1:01:50
of course the chief stew Fraser is back, and that's exciting because he talks
1:01:58
to himself a lot, so he can narrate very funny like what call is
1:02:02
that grotesque? That was so good? She's not gonna last, like I
1:02:10
think she can hear you, yeah, because his asides are very like he's
1:02:16
stage ready essentially, you know, he's work into the back of the audience.
1:02:23
He really is. He talks. Maybe he's like kind of hard at
1:02:27
hearing because I swear sometimes I don't know him that well, but every time
1:02:31
I'm like, they can hear you, dude, this is a small boat,
1:02:36
all right, absolutely fabulous, your gorgeous. You suck what excuse me?
1:02:47
I'm right here, sorry about that. That was to myself. Shouldn't
1:02:51
be vial is. Let's go team. But he learned a lesson last time.
1:02:58
He can't be friends with everyone. He really screwed up. Sandy was
1:03:01
on his ass. I mean he seemed to me like the Golden Child at
1:03:06
the beginning, like he's gonna nail it and sail it, literally, and
1:03:08
he just biffed it and whiffed it so hard he had to work his way
1:03:14
back to being in You know, Sandy was almost about to fire him,
1:03:17
he was doing such a bad job. So whoof I think he's a great
1:03:22
character. So he's back. Ben is back, and we obviously know Captain
1:03:30
Carrie, but the rest are new. We have. We've got this chef,
1:03:36
the French chef, Anthony, and I thought he was Matt Jones.
1:03:43
Oh oh yeah, I was like, Max is here, Yeah that is
1:03:47
true. I thought that too. I forgot I thought that, And then
1:03:53
what did you say? Jared and all his like little Tommy Lee Jones isms,
1:04:00
t world, someone else's dime making the nickel every henhouse, penhouse,
1:04:06
ford house, doghouse. All right, dude, we get it, we
1:04:11
got it. I did not catch that. That's hilarious. And he's from
1:04:16
Connecticut. Yeah, but he like he's like, I'm like acting like this
1:04:21
grizzled fisherman from like the Gordon's packaging. He's what is that Gordon's fishers?
1:04:30
Fish sticks? Yeah, fish sticks, Jared. They have old fish sticks.
1:04:35
Jared build houses and uh, he's about as grizzled as they get a
1:04:40
real man. Like we're all like the the crabbing gear but on the below
1:04:45
deck like this big water rain gear all the time, like oh the sea
1:04:49
is rough and the sea bullshit. Meanwhile, he's more like the Cranberry guys
1:04:56
in the water with the waiters, you know, from like Ocean's or whatever.
1:05:01
He's more like that guy you know, Nah, you can't even catch
1:05:04
a cranberry worried about him. Cranberry. He's probably got something that you can't
1:05:10
catch a cranberry and a windberry unless you know Barry, and I know Barry,
1:05:16
and the ocean's a Berry Berry Berry is terrible and laundry want a waste
1:05:25
of space. Fraser Berry standing right here. It's the old Berry You're look,
1:05:31
you're doing phenomenally already. We're gonna do this. Come on, Yeah,
1:05:40
he's gonna believe. I mean, too many mistakes and and maybe there's
1:05:45
just the editing and maybe they all make mistakes the first day like that.
1:05:48
But the fact that Jared hasn't been on a big vessel in ten years,
1:05:51
how is he qualified to be there doing what he's doing. I'm I feel
1:05:59
like they always have somebody there that you don't know why they were hired,
1:06:03
and he's going to be that person for this he is, He's going,
1:06:08
yeah, yeah, yeah, Barbie. I love this character. She's great.
1:06:15
This is gonna be great drama Darling. I love the fact that she's
1:06:17
super rich and she knows like what's good. I think that that's kind of
1:06:24
a cool angle and that she wants her father's like taught her a good work
1:06:28
ethic. But I'm like wondering, well, how far does that go?
1:06:31
Is it? Daddy? I'm not but now, deck I want to get
1:06:35
to on this show. Okay, fine, go to bartending school. But
1:06:40
she is goes to bartending school for a full week, as she said,
1:06:43
But I'm like, okay, a full week. Wow, a good job,
1:06:45
a full week of work. But yes, she is a hustler.
1:06:51
But I am a little like, Okay, are you a yachti or is
1:06:56
this just you trying to get on this show and you prepared to get on
1:06:59
this show? Out? You know what I mean? You and your yachtie
1:07:02
standards. She's a hustler. Okay, she was working ten times hard.
1:07:08
She was working circles around cat. She was working circles around port tears,
1:07:12
teary eyed cat. But what we're not gonna do? What a're not gonna
1:07:15
do? What is have? Every straight dude that gets introduced to her react
1:07:21
like, oh when did they Barbie fall? All of them? What?
1:07:31
Wait? What did you say? Their mind is blown? Get a fucking
1:07:40
shower. That's a name. Get a shower. Oh my god, that's
1:07:47
funny. She's and she's doing nothing else but saying Barbie. And they're like,
1:08:00
Emily's got a real lament over these douchebags? Which is gonna rule out
1:08:04
the douchebags? Charter guest are the douchebag crew? Which one? Will it
1:08:10
be? Who knows. Then we have Zandy, he's a steward. Yeah,
1:08:20
she's gonna be fine. She's like me, man, get me away
1:08:23
from everybody and let me down there, fold and towels. Oh that's the
1:08:27
one that Oh, she's the one that has chiefs do experience, and she's
1:08:32
taking a break. Okay, Okay, I was getting confused because there's Sonny.
1:08:36
Oh, Sonny's the deckhand. Yes, yes, yeah, and she's
1:08:41
gonna things are gonna get nuts because she's gonna be hooking up with someone and
1:08:45
that person's also going to be Is it Ben or is it Anthony? Oh?
1:08:49
Is it Ben? Oh my god, you're right it is Ben.
1:08:51
Yeah, she's indicated that she's interested. Okay, well, who are you
1:08:59
gonna choose on this boat to hook up with? Yeah? I guess Captain
1:09:03
Carrie, Saint David, me too. Yeah, it's always going to be
1:09:08
the it's usually going to be the captain, even you know, Sandy,
1:09:12
you name it. Every they go to bed early. They're not fucking wasted
1:09:15
out of their clothes like it's low maintenance loam mace. And then Kyle is
1:09:26
a Scottish guy. He's a deckhand. Sonny and Cat Yeah, he came
1:09:31
on that boat, cigarette, sweaty, and like his entrance, he was
1:09:36
all boot sweating, booze and cigarette. So it's like, yeah, you're
1:09:41
gonna get messy, real messy with him. Yeah okay. So Captain Carrie's
1:09:46
like, welcome, do a mistake my kindness for weakness, I'll fucking kill
1:09:51
you. What whoa whoa whoa with Saint David Carrie. Don't fuck around,
1:10:00
you're off the boat. So he's he's really laying down the line. And
1:10:03
uh, that's that so okay. So Fraser assigns them all like ladies,
1:10:11
Early's, laundries, housekeepies and services, you know they always He's gonna put
1:10:15
you on lighties and Early's and luncheese, and then we get you on snot
1:10:19
keys and drinkies and and then services and then Betties. It's like, what
1:10:27
why you so cutesy all of a sudden, Kyle, Oh, Kyle's the
1:10:35
Scottish guy. You got his ass branded with a coat hanger nuts. Yeah,
1:10:43
that's what I'm saying. Like he's going to he's gonna do some real
1:10:46
damage, bodily damaged himself. Yes, he's gonna kat and Carey's gonna have
1:10:53
to Yeah, with the globe. I think that globe is like another dimension,
1:11:00
Like if you touch it, you shuld't were cushioned. Yeah, you
1:11:05
end up on another below deck season. You're like, all of a sudden,
1:11:09
Captain Sandy's like, all right, Dad, what's for dinner? And
1:11:12
you're like, oh no, Chef, you know, You're like, what
1:11:15
I get here? You're here now, now, now, back at the
1:11:25
bottom of that staircase, You're like, did anybody see that? Right?
1:11:29
What's wrong? Why have you been? You know? And then like Fraser's
1:11:31
like Fraser, I should say, Fraser's like Cat has been missing for actually
1:11:39
eight hours. We can't find her. The fucking globe. She's a globe,
1:11:50
That's what it is, all right. So preference sheet blah blah blah.
1:11:58
Provisions. Oh, that's a ton of ass of provisions. I love
1:12:01
watching the provisions come on board. Yeah, I know you do. That's
1:12:05
one of your favorite things. It's your pastime. It is, it's my
1:12:09
passion. It's my passion, I know. But watching that chef try to
1:12:14
find a spot for that stuff is so stressful to watch. Yeah, and
1:12:18
just knowing the sheer amount of work that's ahead to make an egg yes,
1:12:26
nuts to make an egg. How about the in the galley when they are
1:12:31
talking, Captain Carrey is talking about with Jared about like kids and stuff,
1:12:38
and he's like, I gave up being a captain to paint houses so he
1:12:40
could be there for his kids. And Jared says that he has a three
1:12:44
year old in Alaska. Mm hmmm, wow, yachting is tough, man,
1:12:49
it is. I thought that that was we usually don't get that deep
1:12:56
with the captain right out of the gate, you know. Yeah, I
1:13:00
thought that was a lot of sharing with the crew. I don't know if
1:13:04
that was too much sharing. Don't mistake my sharing for kindness. Go fuck
1:13:11
yourself. I'm sorry I mistook it for kindness. I'm telling you because I'm
1:13:15
bold. I'm eating my stew. Okay, So these douchebag guests arrive and
1:13:25
it's like the primary and then like Zach Galifanakis. I mean that guy just
1:13:30
straight up looks like Zach, And of course it's right on par with douchebag
1:13:34
charter guest just walking on talking about their vaginas. You know, they continue
1:13:40
it all throughout. It's the the really one note. It's like everything,
1:13:45
it's not even innuendo. It's like straight up suck dick for some more of
1:13:50
this food, right, cool meat. But I think that they think that
1:13:59
they're being like hilarious, Oh oh my god, you were the craziest charter.
1:14:06
What are they gonna do with that? They're gonna have to beep out
1:14:09
what we say. Okay, Well, Sonny has crystals and saved for anxiety,
1:14:18
and Ben feels dumber when he's around freaking the bows and Jared, which
1:14:24
is hilarious. I get that. Yeah, you know that's after the anchor
1:14:30
issue. Oh yeah, after the anchor issue. Jeez, Louise, that
1:14:34
was just he said that he didn't hear Ben's name, so he didn't He
1:14:38
wasn't throwing him under the bus, and I do believe him, but he
1:14:42
completely screwed up by not checking about the clicks or the notches on how many
1:14:48
to go down for that anchor, and that can be very dangerous. So
1:14:51
yeah, a lot of screw ups already, and a slow chef. M
1:14:58
oh yeah, the courses are coming out to slow. I bet that's going
1:15:01
to be blamed on his galley and it's messy gaalley, so we'll see.
1:15:08
Well, it was a lot you know to do on the first night,
1:15:12
which was a four course meal. Yeah, whenever you get into those courses,
1:15:16
it's just it's never what you think you want, you know, because
1:15:20
it ends up taking so long. I mean, four courses isn't that much,
1:15:24
but you know, it just ends up being an eight hour dinner and
1:15:30
you're dealing with I mean, in his defense, he's in a brand new
1:15:35
setup, brand new everything, so it's not like second nature to him.
1:15:40
It's not like a kitchen at a restaurant that he's worked at for five years
1:15:43
or something. So yeah, yeah, I'll tell you any last thoughts on
1:15:53
below, Dick, No, I just said I'm excited for this season.
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Okay, great? Is that Okay? I think that's something that's great.
1:16:03
I think it's really nice. I love it. Yeah. Yeah, well
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