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The Crew Reviews Twilight: New Moon · Vibe Check LIVE

• 0:00
  Mandy: [laughter]
• 0:03
  Mandy: -Hello.
• 0:03
  Charles: -Hi,
• 0:04
  Charles: everyone.
• 0:05
  Mandy: -Hi. Do we have any good content this week?
• 0:07
  Charles: -We've got some, I think.
• 0:08
  Mandy: -Do we?
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  Charles: -We've got some great videos. -We've got Twilight.
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  Charles: -We've got-- We've been talking about Twilight this week.
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  Charles: -It's exciting.
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  Charles: -What did you bring this week?
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  Mandy: -It was last minute for me to sub in for Nora,
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  Mandy: so I didn't
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  Charles: -Here, scoot this way.
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  Charles: Scoot this way.
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  Charles: -Hello.
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  Mandy: -Hi,
• 0:22
  Mandy: everyone.
• 0:23
  Mandy: -Hi.
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  Mandy: Do we have any good content this week?
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  Mandy: -I didn't have time to bring much content,
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  Mandy: so I brought
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  Mandy: -I think. -Content one and content two.
• 0:28
  Charles: (laughing)
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  Charles: Incredible.
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  Charles: Yeah.
• 0:30
  Charles: Enjoy the content,
• 0:31
  Charles: folks.
• 1:22
  Charles: Welcome everyone.
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  Charles: It is Wednesday,
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  Charles: September 16th,
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  Charles: 2026.
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  Charles: And you're watching "Vibe Check,"
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  Charles: the show on Wednesday nights here on Loudspeaker.
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  Charles: I am your host,
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  Charles: your humblest of hosts,
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  Charles: Charles Joseph Kelly.
• 1:40
  Mandy: Hi, and I'm Mandy, not so humble at all.
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  Mandy: I think I'm amazing.
• 1:44
  Charles: I say that I'm the humblest of hosts
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  Charles: because I'm not humble at all.
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  Mandy: Liar.
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  Mandy: Another one of the white man's lies.
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  Charles: And on the ones and twos,
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  Charles: Chris.
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  Charles: Hello,
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  Chris: folks.
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  Chris: Chris is here.
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  Chris: Ones and twos in over here.
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  Chris: I'm all alone in the booth.
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  Chris: Should I take my pants off?
• 2:02
  Charles: Please don't.
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  Charles: My pants are already off.
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  Charles: Cool.
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  Charles: See, that's the nice thing about being
• 2:08
  Charles: like a torso up show is like,
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  Charles: I don't have to wear shit, I'm balls are out.
• 2:16
  Charles: They're just breathing tonight.
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  Mandy: I just don't wear pants.
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  Chris: You know, that's great.
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  Chris: Pants off, dance off time, y'all.
• 2:22
  Mandy: Yes!
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  Mandy: Oh, we should.
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  Chris: We absolutely should.
• 2:27
  Charles: Hi, guys.
• 2:28
  Mandy: Hi,
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  Mandy: how are you?
• 2:29
  Charles: I'm good.
• 2:31
  Charles: I got here super late, I'm sorry.
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  Mandy: No, it's fine,
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  Mandy: life happens.
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  Chris: I would say we all got here late,
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  Chris: but I got here 14 hours ago.
• 2:40
  Chris: Holy shit,
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  Mandy: dude.
• 2:42
  Mandy: Maybe,
• 2:42
  Mandy: maybe we do need to talk about these hobbies
• 2:44
  Mandy: kind of taking over your life a little.
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  Mandy: Yeah, that's a little bit
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  Mandy: Intervention?
• 2:47
  Mandy: Intervention!
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  Charles: Intervention!
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  Charles: We'll do it next week.
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  Charles: Okay.
• 2:52
  Charles: (laughing)
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  Charles: Wait, we can't tell them that we're doing an intervention.
• 2:54
  Mandy: Oh, it'll be a surprise.
• 2:55
  Mandy: Yeah, it'll be a surprise.
• 2:56
  Charles: What if I just don't show up?
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  Mandy: You'll never know.
• 3:00
  Mandy: Like, is it brunch or is it intervention?
• 3:02
  Chris: Oh no.
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  Mandy: Is it watching Twilight or is it intervention?
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  Chris: No,
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  Chris: now I have to bow out of everything
• 3:11
  Charles: No, I hear Nora died a
• 3:15
  Mandy: Horrible gruesome death biffing somebody who doesn't show up on Wednesday.
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  Chris: Yeah, she died a horrible gruesome death, but she'll be back next week
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  Chris: Yeah,
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  Chris: exactly.
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  Mandy: Yeah
• 3:24
  Charles: No, I'm peace.
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  Charles: Nora also didn't bring anything to show this week. So I'm judging her judging hard. I am judging very hard
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  Mandy: I brought content.
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  Mandy: Oh,
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  Mandy: I
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  Mandy: This is, you know,
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  Mandy: what I can bring to the table.
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  Chris: I'm so glad that you guys brought some stuff.
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  Chris: Literally on the table.
• 3:42
  Mandy: Short-torsoed people.
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  Chris: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Right, that's my short,
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  Mandy: like I go to booths
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  Mandy: at like restaurants,
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  Charles: it's awful.
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  Charles: It's just.
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  Charles: I'm all torso.
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  Charles: I am,
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  Charles: I have no legs.
• 3:51
  Mandy: Must be, I'm all legs.
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  Mandy: Five foot four and they're all legs.
• 3:53
  Charles: Yeah, I bet you, I bet you.
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  Charles: Oh, we should.
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  Charles: Should we do it right now?
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  Charles: Maybe.
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  Charles: Yeah, let's do it.
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  Charles: Okay,
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  Charles: hold on.
• 4:00
  Charles: Oh my God, I'm stuck.
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  Charles: Hold on.
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  Mandy: Oh, no, no, sorry.
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  Charles: No, you're fine.
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  Mandy: Okay,
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  Mandy: so
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  Charles: Oh look I'm 5'4" yeah and I am I am significantly taller six foot and you
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  Charles: have the same length of legs.
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  Chris: Hi.
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  Chris: 5'4". Tune into Vibe Check where we talk about
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  Chris: people's heights.
• 4:23
  Mandy: And breasts.
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  Charles: My breasts are heaving like crazy today.
• 4:29
  Mandy: What's
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  Mandy: It's making them heave.
• 4:31
  Charles: Twilight,
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  Charles: baby.
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  Mandy: All the time.
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  Mandy: Are we now excited about Jacob now?
• 4:38
  Charles: We got introduced to Jacob,
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  Charles: we'll get to it.
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  Charles: Sorry.
• 4:41
  Charles: But we got good old Jakey-poo is now in play,
• 4:47
  Charles: which she wasn't in play in the previous movie.
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  Charles: Chris, I am so excited to hear your thoughts.
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  Charles: Because we have experienced all of it.
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  Charles: And now we're just kind of living vicariously
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  Charles: through you at this point.
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  Chris: Yeah, this is a whole new world for me.
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  Chris: I'm really excited to talk about this later.
• 5:03
  Mandy: Uh-huh,
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  Mandy: excited.
• 5:04
  Charles: So how was your guys' week?
• 5:05
  Mandy: What's up,
• 5:06
  Mandy: what's new?
• 5:07
  Mandy: I saw Violent Femmes on Sunday.
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  Mandy: That's awesome. - Nice.
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  Mandy: Yeah,
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  Mandy: super fun.
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  Mandy: And so you know I've been married for a while.
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  Mandy: What? - A bit, just a while.
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  Mandy: What? - Just a little while.
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  Chris: As you do.
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  Mandy: Yeah,
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  Mandy: and I just think marriage is amazing.
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  Mandy: I think it's absolutely magical.
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  Mandy: I think everyone should be married.
• 5:27
  Mandy: It's so magical finding that one person
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  Mandy: that you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
• 5:32
  Mandy: (laughing)
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  Chris: I love framing it that way.
• 5:35
  Mandy: Yeah,
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  Mandy: so I found a song that just
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  Mandy: irritates the heck out of my husband.
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  Charles: Are we gonna play it?
• 5:41
  Mandy: Oh, we should.
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  Mandy: I don't know, do we have rights?
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  Charles: We're probably not.
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  Mandy: So have you heard the Stop the Wedding song?
• 5:47
  Mandy: No. - By Ash?
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  Mandy: Oh my God.
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  Mandy: ♪ Stop the wedding,
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  Mandy: ah ♪
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  Mandy: ♪ Stop the wedding,
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  Mandy: ah ♪
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  Mandy: So anyways.
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  Chris: I have not heard that, but that sounds delightful.
• 5:57
  Mandy: Um,
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  Mandy: he came,
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  Mandy: like I only played it twice,
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  Mandy: and he came in the room the next day and he goes,
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  Mandy: I'm putting my headphones on,
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  Mandy: that Stop the Wedding song won't end.
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  Charles: This is beautiful.
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  Charles: We'll get to it, we'll get to it.
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  Charles: We'll put it down for a second,
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  Charles: but yeah,
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  Charles: so it annoys your husband.
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  Mandy: So it's been nonstop.
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  Mandy: Anytime he walks in the room, I'm like,
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  Mandy: stop the wedding,
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  Mandy: stop the wedding.
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  Mandy: And then,
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  Mandy: so today,
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  Mandy: we're in the car on the way over here,
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  Mandy: and I go,
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  Mandy: quote,
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  Mandy: "You do not deserve Carter Vale."
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  Mandy: And I put the stop warning,
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  Mandy: and we listened to it the entire 40 minutes on the car ride.
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  Chris: Oh my God, you're a chaos demon.
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  Chris: You monster.
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  Charles: Okay.
• 6:45
  Charles: Okay, I've got a story that's very similar.
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  Charles: So I used to work at Red Rocks.
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  Mandy: Okay,
• 6:52
  Charles: wow.
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  Charles: In the restaurant area.
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  Charles: and my dad was the lead chef.
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  Charles: So I worked for my father at Red Rocks
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  Charles: and he has a very eclectic music tastes,
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  Charles: but he would annoy people kind of similarly,
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  Charles: right?
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  Charles: So on one day, this is not the one that I'm gonna tell,
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  Charles: but this is just like a separate story.
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  Charles: He would play the soundtrack
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  Charles: to the Austin Powers Gold member
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  Charles: on repeat over and over again.
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  Mandy: That's a choice.
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  Charles: But there was one day where he was like,
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  Charles: "I'm gonna annoy the shit out of everybody
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  Charles: "in this entire business."
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  Charles: And he played the theme song to Bonanza for eight hours.
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  Charles: What? - Now,
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  Charles: if you're not familiar
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  Charles: with the theme song to Bonanza,
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  Charles: ♪ Ba ba da da ba da da ba da da da ♪
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  Charles: That's awful.
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  Charles: ♪ Ba ba da da ba da da ba da da ♪
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  Charles: It's only 30 seconds long.
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  Chris: You know, the last time we played a clip from,
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  Chris: Actually, I think it wasn't Bonanza.
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  Chris: It was Little House on the Prairie.
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  Chris: But when we played that,
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  Chris: we got a copyright strike.
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  Chris: The people making those old Western shows
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  Chris: are really protective of their IP somehow.
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  Charles: Yeah.
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  Charles: So 30 seconds on a loop for eight hour shift.
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  Mandy: I am a spiteful woman.
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  Mandy: I am spiteful.
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  Mandy: Like, I will do things out of spite.
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  Mandy: I don't know about eight hours.
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  Charles: Yeah.
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  Mandy: That's commitment.
• 8:15
  Charles: That
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  Mandy: That's commitment.
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  Charles: It's something that like
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  Charles: it explains a lot about my personality, I feel.
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  Charles: I would agree with that.
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  Mandy: Okay, so were you on shift that time?
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  Mandy: Oh yeah,
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  Charles: yeah.
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  Mandy: And how did we deal with this?
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  Charles: By losing sanity.
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  Charles: It's like when somebody tells a joke over and over again
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  Charles: and then it becomes really funny,
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  Charles: and then it just dive bombs and it's not funny anymore,
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  Charles: and then it becomes super funny again.
• 8:41
  Mandy: It's like British humor,
• 8:42
  Charles: right?
• 8:42
  Mandy: They do that all the time.
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  Mandy: They'll beat a dead horse and then eventually
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  Mandy: it becomes back and then it goes back again.
• 8:48
  Charles: Right,
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  Charles: but I think I'm probably on the right key.
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  Charles: I've heard the theme song to Bonanza so much,
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  Charles: that I'm probably,
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  Charles: like right now,
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  Charles: singing the correct key of Bonanza.
• 8:59
  Mandy: We're getting pretty close to Stop the Wedding.
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  Mandy: We haven't had a contender this strong
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  Mandy: since Kesha's Your Love is My Drug.
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  Mandy: ♪ Lighting where your heart are ♪
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  Mandy: ♪ The warning signs are flashing now ♪
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  Mandy: ♪ Stop the wedding ♪
• 9:14
  Charles: This is fine.
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  Charles: ♪ Stop the wedding ♪
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  Charles: All right, let's listen.
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  Charles: But it's...
• 9:21
  Charles: (laughing)
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  Charles: Sounds like a Disney princess.
• 9:23
  Mandy: (imitates Disney princess)
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  Mandy: It's so fun, it's catchy,
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  Mandy: but not for some people.
• 9:27
  Chris: But would it be fun,
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  Chris: Charles, on repeat like that?
• 9:31
  Mandy: 40 minutes,
• 9:32
  Mandy: baby,
• 9:32
  Mandy: on the drive here.
• 9:34
  Chris: I mean,
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  Chris: I frequently will get an earworm
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  Chris: stuck in my head and then listen to it for several hours,
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  Chris: but I am always alone.
• 9:43
  Chris: I don't know that I would subject most people to that.
• 9:45
  Mandy: Okay, so you're missing it.
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  Mandy: It's not because I enjoy the song so much,
• 9:48
  Mandy: It's because I enjoy annoying my husband so much.
• 9:53
  Charles: Yes, you should.
• 9:54
  Charles: Right,
• 9:54
  Charles: marriage.
• 9:55
  Charles: What's true love if not like
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  Charles: Annoying the shit out of them?
• 10:01
  Charles: Almost like borderline torture.
• 10:03
  Charles: Yeah.
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  Charles: Like you're almost waterboarding your husband
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  Charles: at that point.
• 10:08
  Mandy: He loves it.
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  Mandy: (laughing)
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  Mandy: He signed up for it.
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  Mandy: Like he knows, 27 years in,
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  Mandy: he's responsible.
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  Mandy: I've been married to him longer than I was with my parents.
• 10:21
  Mandy: So like
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  Charles: When you were married to your parents?
• 10:23
  Mandy: No,
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  Mandy: but like when I lived with them.
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  Mandy: So like,
• 10:26
  Mandy: he's raised me, like it's his fault.
• 10:28
  Mandy: Oh.
• 10:28
  Mandy: Like how I turned out now, it's his fault.
• 10:32
  Chris: Got it.
• 10:33
  Chris: That is quite a take, if true.
• 10:36
  Mandy: Have you met me?
• 10:38
  Chris: Yeah.
• 10:38
  Mandy: Like we know who's the aggressor.
• 10:40
  Charles: Christopher.
• 10:41
  Charles: Yes.
• 10:42
  Charles: How was your week?
• 10:45
  Chris: Week has been pretty good.
• 10:46
  Chris: I got a surprise yesterday.
• 10:52
  Chris: Check this out.
• 10:54
  Chris: Chris had a child.
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  Chris: Yes, I have birthed a child.
• 10:59
  Chris: No,
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  Chris: this is my sister's child.
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  Chris: And she chose to share the fact that she was pregnant
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  Chris: with me by just sending me this photo.
• 11:09
  Charles: That is insane.
• 11:10
  Mandy: But what number is this?
• 11:12
  Chris: Six.
• 11:13
  Mandy: Yeah, that's why.
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  Chris: Okay.
• 11:14
  Mandy: It's six.
• 11:16
  Chris: They just shoot right out of you.
• 11:17
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 11:18
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 11:18
  Mandy: And then you're like, what's another one at that point?
• 11:20
  Mandy: Right, exactly.
• 11:21
  Chris: I didn't even know she was pregnant.
• 11:24
  Chris: And what's even worse is this is the second time
• 11:27
  Chris: she's done this to me.
• 11:29
  Chris: (laughing)
• 11:30
  Mandy: So how are we processing this?
• 11:32
  Mandy: How are we feeling about it?
• 11:33
  Chris: You know,
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  Chris: I am thrilled for her
• 11:37
  Chris: and thrilled for her family.
• 11:39
  Chris: I think it's wonderful.
• 11:41
  Chris: And it just further cements my decision not to breed.
• 11:45
  Charles: Yeah. - Right,
• 11:46
  Charles: right?
• 11:47
  Charles: Congratulations or sorry for your loss
• 11:48
  Charles: or whatever the fuck.
• 11:49
  Charles: Well, okay.
• 11:50
  Charles: Maybe a mazel tov or whatever or.
• 11:53
  Mandy: Condolences.
• 11:54
  Charles: Yeah.
• 11:55
  Charles: It's so funny that you brought that photo up,
• 11:58
  Charles: Chris.
• 11:58
  Charles: (laughing)
• 11:59
  Charles: Why?
• 12:00
  Charles: We were literally talking.
• 12:00
  Charles: We were just talking.
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  Charles: Seconds before, that's why we were giggling
• 12:04
  Charles: right before the show started,
• 12:06
  Charles: is because I was like,
• 12:08
  Charles: I've got content in here,
• 12:09
  Charles: maybe I don't like children.
• 12:11
  Mandy: And I was like, oh my god, I'm so glad you know this,
• 12:13
  Mandy: I can't stand them either.
• 12:16
  Charles: Teenagers up,
• 12:17
  Charles: I love.
• 12:18
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 12:18
  Mandy: agree, 'cause they're humans.
• 12:19
  Charles: Yeah. - Yeah.
• 12:21
  Charles: They're self-realized, they can process things,
• 12:25
  Charles: but when something happens to a child,
• 12:29
  Charles: it's kind of funny sometimes.
• 12:30
  Mandy: I throw money at the problem.
• 12:32
  Mandy: I'm like,
• 12:32
  Mandy: "Here's $10,
• 12:33
  Mandy: don't sit us near families,
• 12:35
  Mandy: "thank you."
• 12:36
  Chris: Like, so, yeah, I mean, Charles,
• 12:37
  Chris: you're specifically talking about kids
• 12:40
  Chris: getting hit in the face with things.
• 12:41
  Chris: I mean, come on.
• 12:42
  Charles: I like that video of the kids taking a punch
• 12:44
  Charles: and that little child who was just like,
• 12:47
  Charles: "Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh."
• 12:48
  Charles: Yeah. - It's so funny.
• 12:50
  Charles: It's so
• 13:12
  Chris: We're getting into spooky season.
• 13:14
  Chris: You know, it's firmly spooky season.
• 13:16
  Chris: It's almost October.
• 13:17
  Chris: And so I made the mistake of watching
• 13:21
  Chris: the latest season of Monster on Netflix.
• 13:26
  Chris: And this is the one that stars Charlie Hunnam.
• 13:29
  Mandy: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 13:30
  Chris: And deals primarily with Ed Gein.
• 13:33
  Mandy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great.
• 13:35
  Chris: It's terrible.
• 13:36
  Chris: This is the weirdest quasi-biographic
• 13:42
  Chris: biographical thing I've ever seen.
• 13:44
  Chris: It's so bizarre with what they did.
• 13:48
  Chris: Essentially,
• 13:51
  Chris: it's,
• 13:52
  Chris: first of all,
• 13:52
  Chris: you have like notable,
• 13:54
  Chris: like,
• 13:56
  Chris: you know,
• 13:56
  Chris: built like a brick shithouse Charlie Hunnam
• 13:59
  Chris: playing this guy he looked nothing like in real life.
• 14:02
  Chris: And really his only affect is having a high sounding voice
• 14:07
  Chris: that sounds like this the whole time.
• 14:09
  Chris: That's the extent of the acting,
• 14:11
  Chris: but that didn't even bother me so much as the fact
• 14:13
  Chris: that like there are tons of things in here
• 14:16
  Chris: that are just invented out of whole cloth,
• 14:19
  Chris: like the idea that he helped people catch Ted Bundy.
• 14:22
  Chris: What?
• 14:23
  Chris: Or that he was prison pen pals with Richard Speck.
• 14:28
  Charles: Is this a Ryan Murphy gig?
• 14:30
  Charles: Yes.
• 14:31
  Charles: Of course, of course it is.
• 14:32
  Charles: Yes,
• 14:33
  Chris: and it is,
• 14:34
  Chris: yeah,
• 14:34
  Chris: do not waste your time.
• 14:36
  Chris: It is God awful.
• 14:37
  Chris: And not withstanding the whole idea
• 14:39
  Chris: of like fetishizing serial killers,
• 14:41
  Chris: like that's its own conversation,
• 14:44
  Chris: I think we talked about last year.
• 14:45
  Chris: But like,
• 14:46
  Chris: there's also like,
• 14:47
  Chris: it feels like they had a good four episode series
• 14:51
  Chris: and Netflix said,
• 14:52
  Chris: no, you really need to hit eight.
• 14:53
  Chris: Eight is our target number.
• 14:55
  Chris: So they just added in tons of extra shit
• 14:58
  Chris: up to and including the filming of "Psycho,"
• 15:04
  Chris: the filming of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
• 15:06
  Chris: and the filming of Silence of the Lambs
• 15:09
  Chris: to the point where by the end when Ed Gein dies,
• 15:13
  Chris: he is literally dancing in a graveyard
• 15:16
  Chris: with all of those creations that were based on his story.
• 15:20
  Chris: What the fuck is this?
• 15:22
  Mandy: So it's mixing of reality and fantasy at the same time.
• 15:26
  Chris: It is, but it's done in such a bad,
• 15:29
  Chris: bad way
• 15:30
  Chris: that it is really not worth watching.
• 15:33
  Mandy: I was entertained.
• 15:33
  Charles: Do we like American Horror Story now?
• 15:36
  Mandy: I haven't watched it ever.
• 15:38
  Charles: Really?
• 15:39
  Mandy: Mm-mm.
• 15:39
  Charles: The first few were fun.
• 15:41
  Charles: The second season's probably the best.
• 15:42
  Chris: I only ever saw the first season of American Horror Story
• 15:45
  Chris: and it was fine, but I felt no need to continue.
• 15:49
  Chris: But yeah,
• 15:50
  Chris: this is on just a whole other level.
• 15:51
  Chris: It's also completely needlessly graphic in its violence.
• 15:55
  Mandy: That's kind of the point though, yeah.
• 15:57
  Chris: Right, but like I,
• 15:58
  Chris: and like I don't mind violence
• 16:00
  Chris: in movies, like that's totally fine.
• 16:01
  Chris: And I don't even necessarily mind extreme violence,
• 16:04
  Chris: but you can tell when it feels gratuitous
• 16:07
  Chris: and this whole thing feels very gratuitous.
• 16:10
  Chris: It's just,
• 16:11
  Chris: yeah,
• 16:12
  Chris: not well done.
• 16:13
  Chris: And yeah, it's entertaining,
• 16:15
  Chris: but anyone who wants a
• 16:18
  Mandy: But yeah, but is that why you're watching it
• 16:19
  Mandy: for like the real story?
• 16:21
  Mandy: I mean, wouldn't you be watching a documentary then?
• 16:23
  Chris: To some degree,
• 16:23
  Chris: yeah.
• 16:24
  Chris: Like I'm,
• 16:25
  Chris: I don't know,
• 16:25
  Chris: I often take issue
• 16:27
  Chris: with things that are based on biographical figures
• 16:30
  Chris: where a whole bunch of stuff gets invented
• 16:31
  Chris: because for a large part of the population,
• 16:35
  Chris: that's what people are going to think happen.
• 16:38
  Chris: That's what people are going to think happen.
• 16:39
  Chris: And the myth becomes the reality for a lot of people.
• 16:42
  Mandy: But then all it's including in that thing though
• 16:45
  Mandy: was all the myth,
• 16:46
  Mandy: right?
• 16:47
  Mandy: Like all of the stuff that happens because of it
• 16:49
  Mandy: and all the lore that people say is true, but isn't.
• 16:52
  Chris: I guess, but like,
• 16:53
  Chris: yeah.
• 16:55
  Mandy: I mean, I'm not saying I loved it
• 16:56
  Mandy: and I watched it and I watched it over and over again,
• 16:57
  Mandy: but like, yeah, it was entertaining.
• 16:59
  Chris: It's entertaining,
• 17:00
  Chris: but I don't think
• 17:01
  Chris: that necessarily means it's worth watching.
• 17:04
  Charles: I am of the belief, and I say this as a queer person,
• 17:08
  Charles: we need to do something to stop that twink.
• 17:11
  Charles: Ryan Murphy is a plague upon media,
• 17:17
  Charles: and the things that he creates, especially now,
• 17:19
  Charles: is just,
• 17:20
  Charles: he doesn't have a great track record.
• 17:22
  Charles: What else has he created?
• 17:24
  Charles: American Horror Story.
• 17:25
  Charles: Glee.
• 17:26
  Charles: Scream Queens.
• 17:27
  Charles: What's that?
• 17:28
  Charles: Glee,
• 17:29
  Charles: glee, glee.
• 17:30
  Charles: Yeah,
• 17:31
  Charles: was he glee?
• 17:31
  Charles: Yeah,
• 17:32
  Charles: he created glee and then 100% he needs to go I
• 17:39
  Charles: Was literally talking about the episode where the the kid in a wheelchair gets robot legs for one of the episodes
• 17:46
  Charles: Yes
• 17:47
  Charles: Yes,
• 17:48
  Charles: because like they wanted the actor to dance like like because he has full use of his legs the actor
• 17:57
  Chris: Yeah, I,
• 17:58
  Chris: to be fair,
• 17:59
  Chris: from what I've read,
• 18:01
  Chris: this particular season of Monster is the first one
• 18:03
  Chris: that Ryan Murphy wasn't directly involved in.
• 18:06
  Chris: He only had his name on it, but someone else created it,
• 18:09
  Chris: created the episodes, wrote the episodes,
• 18:11
  Chris: directed the episodes.
• 18:12
  Chris: So I don't blame Murphy himself,
• 18:15
  Chris: but I do blame him because he still put his name on it.
• 18:18
  Chris: And yeah,
• 18:20
  Chris: it's just, it's a very poor showing.
• 18:21
  Charles: Let's look up real quick while I'm on Wikipedia.
• 18:24
  Charles: Ryan Murphy,
• 18:27
  Charles: producer.
• 18:29
  Charles: Oh my God,
• 18:30
  Charles: he even looks...
• 18:33
  Charles: He's got a punchable face.
• 18:36
  Charles: He looks like he votes Republican.
• 18:38
  Charles: American Crime Story,
• 18:40
  Charles: oh yeah, that's right.
• 18:40
  Charles: He did that one too.
• 18:42
  Charles: Oh yeah.
• 18:44
  Charles: He did the Eat, Pray, Love movie.
• 18:47
  Chris: Dude, he's done so much.
• 18:48
  Mandy: Okay, look,
• 18:49
  Mandy: apparently I've seen nothing else
• 18:50
  Mandy: that this person has done other than this.
• 18:53
  Chris: My first exposure to him,
• 18:54
  Chris: which I think was the first show he created was Nip/Tuck.
• 18:57
  Chris: And Nip/Tuck was phenomenal until it wasn't.
• 19:00
  Chris: The last couple of seasons were
• 19:02
  Chris: He did Nip/Tuck?
• 19:03
  Chris: Yeah!
• 19:05
  Chris: And Nip/Tuck was great.
• 19:07
  Charles: Until they had Famke Jansen play a trans woman
• 19:11
  Charles: who only sleeps with underage dudes.
• 19:14
  Chris: There's that, but
• 19:15
  Chris: Well, that's not problematic.
• 19:16
  Charles: Yeah, it's
• 19:16
  Charles: Do you know why she doesn't?
• 19:18
  Chris: She sleeps with them because they're inexperienced.
• 19:21
  Chris: And they can't spot a fake.
• 19:22
  Chris: They literally say that in the show.
• 19:25
  Mandy: That's not problematic at all.
• 19:27
  Chris: And one of
• 19:28
  Charles: I was reminded of this by Laura last week.
• 19:29
  Chris: One of the underage people she sleeps with in the show
• 19:33
  Chris: is her son.
• 19:35
  Mandy: Ew.
• 19:35
  Chris: Yeah.
• 19:37
  Chris: Yep.
• 19:38
  Chris: Anyway,
• 19:38
  Chris: great show.
• 19:39
  Mandy: Is there not for me?
• 19:41
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 19:42
  Chris: Fair.
• 19:43
  Chris: So yeah,
• 19:43
  Chris: that's my week.
• 19:45
  Chris: Ryan Murphy,
• 19:47
  Charles: I'm done.
• 19:47
  Chris: He's a menace, he needs to be stopped.
• 19:51
  Chris: Supposedly the season of American Horror Story
• 19:53
  Chris: with Lady Gaga is good, I've been told,
• 19:55
  Chris: but I have not seen it,
• 19:57
  Chris: so.
• 19:57
  Charles: I have a story of American Horror Story.
• 20:00
  Charles: So one of the first times that I went viral
• 20:02
  Charles: on the internet was because of American Horror Story.
• 20:06
  Charles: We were doing fake teaser trailers
• 20:11
  Charles: for their fourth season,
• 20:13
  Charles: which was titled Freak Show.
• 20:14
  Charles: It was like a carnival-themed one.
• 20:16
  Charles: So me and a few friends decided, you know,
• 20:19
  Charles: we're going to just create some fan trailers for this.
• 20:23
  Charles: And they went super viral to the point
• 20:25
  Charles: that everybody thought that they were real.
• 20:28
  Charles: Like even like news sites were like saying,
• 20:32
  Charles: like IGN was using our key art.
• 20:35
  Charles: We can probably pull it up.
• 20:41
  Mandy: I just,
• 20:42
  Mandy: you know,
• 20:42
  Mandy: if you're talking about it,
• 20:43
  Mandy: let's show it.
• 20:46
  Chris: Let's see if it still exists.
• 20:47
  Chris: Charles is typing into his keyboard.
• 20:50
  Charles: Yeah.
• 20:50
  Charles: (soft music)
• 20:52
  Charles: So,
• 20:54
  Charles: so this is,
• 20:55
  Charles: you can turn up the music.
• 20:57
  Charles: (soft music)
• 21:03
  Charles: So there's like,
• 21:05
  Charles: conjoined twins we did,
• 21:07
  Charles: and we did this like intro that I created myself.
• 21:12
  Mandy: I mean, it looks pretty legit.
• 21:13
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 21:14
  Mandy: I wouldn't be fooled.
• 21:15
  Chris: Yeah, that's good.
• 21:17
  Mandy: I would definitely be fooled.
• 21:23
  Charles: Yeah,
• 21:24
  Charles: so we had some fun with it.
• 21:26
  Charles: They went crazy viral and afterwards,
• 21:30
  Charles: and this is why I don't do April Fool's jokes anymore.
• 21:34
  Charles: We decided to, 'cause everybody's like,
• 21:36
  Charles: "These are so amazing."
• 21:37
  Charles: And it happened right before April Fool's.
• 21:39
  Charles: So we're like,
• 21:40
  Charles: "What should we do with this?"
• 21:42
  Charles: So we tricked all of our friends
• 21:43
  Charles: into thinking that we got hired by FX.
• 21:46
  Mandy: No.
• 21:47
  Charles: To do American Horror Story.
• 21:49
  Charles: Brilliant.
• 21:50
  Charles: Photoshopping ourselves with Ryan Murphy.
• 21:54
  Charles: We even said a few days before we got flown out
• 21:57
  Charles: to California.
• 21:58
  Charles: We told a few people.
• 22:01
  Charles: Getting up to it and everything like that
• 22:03
  Charles: with the announcement on April 1st that we got.
• 22:05
  Charles: But it does feel a little bit cheaty
• 22:10
  Charles: that we did April Fool's jokes
• 22:11
  Charles: and we started the shtick days prior.
• 22:14
  Charles: Before.
• 22:15
  Charles: But the big reveal did happen on April 1st.
• 22:21
  Charles: It was great, and then it was like,
• 22:22
  Charles: ha ha,
• 22:22
  Charles: no, we just suck still.
• 22:25
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 22:26
  Mandy: So no more April Fools.
• 22:28
  Charles: None of my clothes fit.
• 22:29
  Mandy: Tell me about it.
• 22:30
  Mandy: What's happening that's making them not fit?
• 22:32
  Mandy: 'Cause you just got a new wardrobe.
• 22:34
  Charles: I've been working, I've been doing some wardrobe stuff
• 22:36
  Charles: over the last year,
• 22:38
  Charles: but like,
• 22:40
  Charles: none of it fits,
• 22:41
  Charles: except for like a few pieces of clothes,
• 22:44
  Charles: but like I have lost 60 pounds at this point.
• 22:47
  Mandy: Holy poo.
• 22:48
  Charles: Yay!
• 22:49
  Charles: So lost like a significant amount of weight
• 22:51
  Charles: and like I feel like those commercials
• 22:55
  Mandy: Yeah, before and after. - Before and after.
• 22:58
  Charles: Yeah,
• 22:58
  Charles: and it's just,
• 22:59
  Charles: it's so difficult.
• 23:01
  Charles: So I need your help with finding clothes.
• 23:05
  Charles: So I think we're gonna do that in a few episodes.
• 23:06
  Charles: We're gonna do some clothes shopping.
• 23:09
  Charles: We're taking Charles to Walmart.
• 23:11
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 23:12
  Charles: (laughing)
• 23:13
  Mandy: I make my own clothes,
• 23:15
  Mandy: so I don't know where to go shopping.
• 23:16
  Charles: Then nevermind.
• 23:18
  Chris: Yeah, Manny's really not the best choice for that.
• 23:20
  Chris: What should I do?
• 23:20
  Chris: Nora though,
• 23:22
  Chris: if she ever returns,
• 23:23
  Chris: I think would be a good choice.
• 23:25
  Mandy: I don't know, I have good sense of style though.
• 23:26
  Chris: Wait,
• 23:27
  Charles: you want me to go shopping with Nora?
• 23:29
  Chris: Yeah.
• 23:30
  Chris: (laughing)
• 23:31
  Chris: I want you to go shopping with Nora and I wanna film it.
• 23:34
  Charles: I love Nora.
• 23:34
  Charles: Because I think that'd be hysterical.
• 23:36
  Charles: I love Nora.
• 23:37
  Charles: However,
• 23:38
  Charles: Nora's sense of style is very particular,
• 23:44
  Charles: is the way that I'll put it.
• 23:46
  Mandy: I think we can put together outfits
• 23:48
  Mandy: from the internet for you, and that's the assignment.
• 23:50
  Charles: You know what?
• 23:52
  Charles: Can we do that?
• 23:53
  Charles: Can we do that maybe in the next couple weeks?
• 23:57
  Charles: Do you guys want that to be homework for this week, or?
• 23:59
  Mandy: No, no, no, we've got a lot.
• 24:00
  Mandy: We've got the Twilight.
• 24:01
  Chris: We gotta get through all the Twilight stuff first, I think.
• 24:03
  Charles: Once Twilight is over,
• 24:05
  Charles: we'll do a segment
• 24:07
  Charles: where you guys bring outfits for me to,
• 24:12
  Charles: or just like,
• 24:13
  Charles: here's the look.
• 24:15
  Charles: And you have to have the items for me to purchase too,
• 24:17
  Charles: if I like 'em.
• 24:19
  Charles: And then we could do like a fashion show.
• 24:22
  Charles: Oh, this is so fun!
• 24:24
  Charles: (laughing)
• 24:26
  Chris: I think Charles is trying to make this happen
• 24:29
  Chris: because it's a tax write-off if we do it for the show.
• 24:32
  Mandy: I mean, fair.
• 24:33
  Mandy: But do we get to like rank winners from each episode
• 24:36
  Mandy: of who,
• 24:36
  Mandy: I mean, not that we're making everything
• 24:38
  Mandy: a competition,
• 24:38
  Mandy: but everything is a competition.
• 24:39
  Charles: Everything is a competition,
• 24:40
  Charles: you're absolutely right.
• 24:41
  Mandy: Look, I got some really good baked goods,
• 24:44
  Mandy: they were amazing,
• 24:46
  Mandy: and I need more.
• 24:47
  Charles: Okay,
• 24:48
  Charles: how was the bread, by the way?
• 24:49
  Charles: I was kind of worried that it didn't come out.
• 24:51
  Mandy: No, no, no, it was so good.
• 24:51
  Mandy: Okay, good.
• 24:52
  Mandy: It was breakfast,
• 24:53
  Mandy: lunch, and dinner for a while.
• 24:54
  Chris: Okay, good.
• 24:55
  Mandy: So.
• 24:56
  Chris: How much of the cookie bars are left?
• 25:01
  Chris: Now?
• 25:01
  Charles: It's been like a month.
• 25:03
  Mandy: No, no, no.
• 25:04
  Mandy: I can't give you a real thing
• 25:06
  Mandy: 'cause I left them unsupervised in front of Diabetes Boy.
• 25:10
  Mandy: And I was like, "Hey, I asked you to put those
• 25:12
  Mandy: "in the freezer yesterday.
• 25:13
  Mandy: "Why didn't you put them in the freezer?"
• 25:14
  Mandy: And he's like,
• 25:15
  Mandy: "Yeah, I should put them in the freezer.
• 25:16
  Mandy: "I keep eating them."
• 25:17
  Charles: Womp womp.
• 25:18
  Mandy: So they're in the freezer,
• 25:19
  Mandy: what's left?
• 25:20
  Mandy: But I don't know how much that is 'cause
• 25:23
  Charles: You don't want them?
• 25:24
  Mandy: No, no, no, no, I don't.
• 25:25
  Charles: You don't love Chris?
• 25:27
  Mandy: Yes, that's exactly it.
• 25:30
  Mandy: No,
• 25:30
  Mandy: I can only have so much sweets at once.
• 25:33
  Mandy: And so I'm the person who will buy a package of cookies
• 25:37
  Mandy: and then eat them over the span of like three months.
• 25:39
  Charles: Yeah,
• 25:40
  Charles: I can't do that.
• 25:42
  Mandy: My husband is not,
• 25:44
  Mandy: and the problem is he'll go and eat my cookies
• 25:45
  Mandy: and I'll be like, "You dick."
• 25:46
  Mandy: And he's like, "You've had them for a month."
• 25:48
  Mandy: And I'm like, "No,
• 25:49
  Mandy: I was saving them
• 25:50
  Mandy: "for when I need them."
• 25:51
  Chris: Right, right.
• 25:52
  Chris: You need like a stash place
• 25:54
  Chris: where you can keep your secret cookies.
• 25:57
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 25:58
  Mandy: I need secret cookies.
• 26:00
  Charles: I can eat a whole box of Oreos,
• 26:04
  Charles: like a family size,
• 26:05
  Charles: in one sitting.
• 26:06
  Charles: It's a problem.
• 26:07
  Charles: Like I have a-- - I mean, or
• 26:09
  Charles: Eating disorder buddies,
• 26:10
  Charles: yeah!
• 26:11
  Charles: Yay!
• 26:12
  Mandy: Just mine goes the other way.
• 26:13
  Charles: Yeah,
• 26:14
  Charles: yeah.
• 26:15
  Mandy: Like I just won't eat for two weeks.
• 26:19
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 26:19
  Mandy: fun times!
• 26:20
  Mandy: Okay, what's up next?
• 26:21
  Mandy: Do we have around the nets?
• 26:23
  Mandy: Yeah, why don't we jump into the around the net?
• 26:26
  Mandy: 'Cause your voice keeps going up high like that.
• 26:27
  Mandy: What are we doing?
• 26:28
  Mandy: We're getting rid of it.
• 26:29
  Mandy: Are you trying to match mine?
• 26:38
  Charles: Okay, so I've got some videos for you guys this week.
• 26:41
  Charles: It's a
• 26:41
  Charles: Okay,
• 26:42
  Charles: is this radio announcer voice?
• 26:43
  Charles: Okay,
• 26:44
  Mandy: yes.
• 26:44
  Mandy: Look,
• 26:44
  Mandy: I'm not happy with the high voice,
• 26:46
  Mandy: not happy with the low voice.
• 26:47
  Mandy: The actor's just not happy today.
• 26:49
  Charles: I have some great videos.
• 26:50
  Charles: I'm very difficult to please.
• 26:52
  Charles: I have some great videos for you guys this week.
• 26:53
  Charles: Are they great?
• 26:54
  Mandy: How great are they?
• 26:56
  Charles: I agree.
• 26:57
  Charles: So this first one went pretty viral across the internet.
• 27:01
  Charles: It is this guy doing an impression
• 27:04
  Charles: of what baseball announcers sound like.
• 27:07
  Mandy: Do I have to have prior knowledge of baseball announcers?
• 27:10
  Charles: You just have to have been to a baseball game ever.
• 27:13
  Mandy: Okay,
• 27:14
  Mandy: done.
• 27:16
  Mandy: Moriarty with a fly, with a fly, a sound, wow.
• 27:19
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 27:20
  Mandy: Fly with a sound,
• 27:21
  Mandy: bow,
• 27:21
  Mandy: foul.
• 27:23
  Mandy: And I got some final sound, my final sound.
• 27:26
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 27:27
  Mandy: Final, final sound, my final, final sound.
• 27:31
  Mandy: Here comes the final.
• 27:33
  Mandy: It's a final bow, so let's all say wow!
• 27:36
  Mandy: Wow, what a final bow!
• 27:39
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 27:41
  Charles: So like every single like major league baseball team
• 27:44
  Charles: is cutting that sound in with their footage right now.
• 27:47
  Charles: It's delightful.
• 27:49
  Charles: And nobody can tell the difference.
• 27:50
  Mandy: I'm gonna say,
• 27:51
  Mandy: you should just play it
• 27:52
  Mandy: We're starting a real game and then nobody will know.
• 27:55
  Charles: Yeah.
• 27:56
  Charles: This next one,
• 27:58
  Charles: I already kind of hinted at it,
• 28:00
  Charles: is teaching water confidence to a toddler.
• 28:03
  Charles: It's very quick.
• 28:05
  Charles: So
• 28:05
  Mandy: If it doesn't end well.
• 28:06
  Charles: So we will play this multiple times.
• 28:09
  Charles: Oh boy.
• 28:10
  Charles: (piano music)
• 28:13
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 28:16
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 28:23
  Mandy: One more time, one more time.
• 28:27
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 28:32
  Mandy: Holy shit.
• 28:34
  Mandy: Oh my god.
• 28:37
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 28:39
  Mandy: That's amazing.
• 28:40
  Chris: That might be the best video you've brought
• 28:42
  Chris: to around the net so far, Charles.
• 28:46
  Charles: I saw that at like 11 o'clock at night,
• 28:49
  Charles: and I'm cackling,
• 28:51
  Charles: and I'm just like,
• 28:52
  Charles: I'm going to get in trouble with my apartment complex
• 28:55
  Charles: with how loud I'm laughing.
• 28:57
  Charles: That's great.
• 28:58
  Charles: This next one is a new sport,
• 29:00
  Charles: hobby cross racing.
• 29:02
  Chris: What, okay.
• 29:06
  Mandy: Here they go, they're off on the fast days, guys.
• 29:08
  Mandy: It's like the hobby horse.
• 29:09
  Mandy: It's like hobby horses.
• 29:10
  Mandy: Oh my God, no.
• 29:11
  Mandy: I don't know if this is a shirt or a headdress.
• 29:13
  Mandy: I don't know if this is just too many...
• 29:14
  Mandy: Okay, I said earlier that men need more hobbies.
• 29:17
  Mandy: I didn't mean this.
• 29:18
  Mandy: You didn't?
• 29:19
  Mandy: I didn't mean this.
• 29:22
  Mandy: This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
• 29:25
  Chris: No bike needed.
• 29:26
  Mandy: Who are these people?
• 29:29
  Chris: I love this so much.
• 29:31
  Mandy: We got a new hobby.
• 29:32
  Mandy: There is a bike thing in Loveland.
• 29:35
  Mandy: You could do this and we could videotape you.
• 29:38
  Mandy: Should we?
• 29:39
  Mandy: I will sit and watch you.
• 29:42
  Mandy: I am going to be so honored by that.
• 29:44
  Mandy: Immediately.
• 29:46
  Mandy: And we'll just blame it on the elevation.
• 29:48
  Mandy: Not that we live here or anything.
• 29:49
  Charles: That doesn't matter.
• 29:51
  Charles: On my watch I've almost closed my exercise ring.
• 29:54
  Charles: That's from walking up the stairs at work.
• 29:57
  Charles: Oh my god.
• 29:59
  Mandy: Wait, but is it like two?
• 30:00
  Charles: What?
• 30:01
  Charles: Like two flights of stairs?
• 30:02
  Charles: It's the fourth floor.
• 30:03
  Charles: So it's three flights of stairs.
• 30:06
  Charles: And I walk it
• 30:09
  Mandy: So no, it's a real number right like yeah,
• 30:12
  Mandy: I mean my goal of 400 steps.
• 30:15
  Charles: Yeah,
• 30:15
  Charles: yeah exactly
• 30:17
  Charles: Okay, so this one I brought for Nora.
• 30:20
  Charles: It's the type shit guy rest in peace um rest in peace
• 30:25
  Charles: Yeah,
• 30:25
  Charles: it's died
• 30:27
  Charles: This gruesome.
• 30:28
  Mandy: Yeah, there's footage. I hear it was a lot of Edie a
• 30:38
  Chris: reptile dysfunction
• 30:39
  Chris: a real tragedy.
• 30:40
  Chris: It's unheard of.
• 30:41
  Chris: Yeah.
• 30:42
  Chris: They call it the Nora Disease.
• 30:43
  Mandy: Oh wow.
• 30:44
  Mandy: Yeah, named after Nora.
• 30:45
  Charles: Yeah.
• 30:47
  Mandy: That would be Up where they stay all day in the sun, wandering free.
• 30:53
  Mandy: Wish I could be on some type shit.
• 30:58
  Charles: Yeah.
• 30:58
  Charles: So anyways,
• 30:59
  Charles: I brought that for Nora.
• 31:01
  Charles: She's not here to enjoy type shit guy,
• 31:04
  Charles: but I did bring
• 31:04
  Charles: a new weirdo which I'm very excited for.
• 31:08
  Charles: This lady owns a costume shop.
• 31:11
  Charles: I'm not sure where.
• 31:12
  Chris: Okay.
• 31:12
  Charles: But she does,
• 31:13
  Charles: she puts on the costumes that she owns.
• 31:18
  Mandy: I mean I love costumes.
• 31:19
  Charles: Okay.
• 31:22
  Mandy: Eating the beef?
• 31:23
  Mandy: Okay.
• 31:25
  Mandy: Oh no.
• 31:27
  Mandy: No, we'll eat it with fire. .
• 31:31
  Mandy: I'm serious.
• 31:33
  Mandy: My best friend has a thing for like meat textures.
• 31:38
  Mandy: That's her thing.
• 31:40
  Mandy: So I'm sending her
• 31:42
  Mandy: Halloween idea for her husband.
• 31:45
  Mandy: Wow. That is hideous.
• 31:46
  Charles: So I've got another.
• 31:48
  Mandy: More and more. From the same person?
• 31:50
  Mandy: Yeah, same person.
• 31:51
  Mandy: Perfect.
• 31:52
  Mandy: With Oprah and Maya Angelou, this guy rejected me.
• 31:56
  Mandy: C'est la vie.
• 31:57
  Mandy: Life is crude, treat you unfairly.
• 31:59
  Mandy: Oh my god.
• 32:02
  Mandy: No.
• 32:02
  Mandy: No.
• 32:04
  Mandy: I didn't think it could get worse.
• 32:06
  Mandy: It got worse.
• 32:07
  Mandy: Oh no.
• 32:10
  Charles: Oh shit.
• 32:12
  Charles: Oh, it's so good.
• 32:13
  Charles: Wow.
• 32:14
  Charles: I love her so much.
• 32:16
  Charles: I want to pick up some costumes from her shop.
• 32:19
  Charles: Yeah.
• 32:20
  Mandy: Is that what we do for your outfits?
• 32:23
  Charles: For Halloween?
• 32:24
  Mandy: Oh,
• 32:25
  Mandy: where is it located?
• 32:26
  Charles: I don't know, we'll find out.
• 32:27
  Charles: We'll ship 'em here.
• 32:29
  Charles: We'll get 'em shipped.
• 32:30
  Charles: So this next one is the sequel to Who's on First.
• 32:35
  Charles: Is this Who's on Second then?
• 32:37
  Charles: No, it's Who's on First 2.0.
• 32:39
  Charles: Oh, okay.
• 32:39
  Mandy: Give me the name of the guy on second.
• 32:41
  Mandy: Who's on first?
• 32:44
  Mandy: Well, that's cut.
• 32:45
  Mandy: Okay, what does that one?
• 32:46
  Charles: I say,
• 32:47
  Charles: after all, the man earns it.
• 32:48
  Charles: Right, and then I say forget first base,
• 32:50
  Charles: tell me the name of the guy on second.
• 32:51
  Charles: Right, and then my next line is what?
• 32:54
  Charles: What is my next line?
• 32:55
  Charles: Exactly.
• 32:56
  Charles: Exactly what?
• 32:58
  Charles: Yeah, that's the whole line.
• 33:00
  Charles: Sorry, just give me the line.
• 33:03
  Charles: What?
• 33:03
  Charles: The line?
• 33:03
  Charles: Says who,
• 33:04
  Charles: what is where, coming next?
• 33:06
  Charles: What is your line?
• 33:06
  Charles: You say, tell me the name of the guy on second.
• 33:07
  Charles: Do you not?
• 33:08
  Charles: Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, pause, pause, pause.
• 33:10
  Mandy: Yes, I've seen the original,
• 33:11
  Mandy: I do know what they're doing.
• 33:13
  Charles: Okay, I was like, do I have to explain
• 33:15
  Charles: who's on first for you?
• 33:17
  Charles: That almost derailed the entire show.
• 33:19
  Charles: I would have gone hours explaining who's on first.
• 33:25
  Charles: Okay,
• 33:26
  Charles: thank God,
• 33:26
  Charles: thank God.
• 33:30
  Charles: What is my line?
• 33:31
  Charles: Uh-huh.
• 33:32
  Charles: Okay,
• 33:33
  Charles: you say what?
• 33:33
  Charles: Uh-huh.
• 33:34
  Charles: I don't know why you wouldn't just tell me this whole time.
• 33:36
  Charles: All right, let's jump back in.
• 33:38
  Charles: Sure, after all, the man earns it.
• 33:39
  Charles: Ah, forget first base.
• 33:40
  Charles: Tell me the name of the guy on second.
• 33:42
  Charles: Uh-huh.
• 33:43
  Charles: Cut, that's not the line.
• 33:44
  Charles: Chris,
• 33:44
  Charles: if that's not the line,
• 33:45
  Charles: then what is?
• 33:46
  Charles: Exactly.
• 33:47
  Charles: I'm gonna get this.
• 33:47
  Charles: It's super simple, man, it's super simple.
• 33:49
  Charles: Just let's clear the brain.
• 33:50
  Charles: Okay. - Clear the brain.
• 33:50
  Charles: All right, let's go.
• 33:51
  Charles: Let's go.
• 33:52
  Charles: I say,
• 33:53
  Charles: forget first base,
• 33:53
  Charles: okay?
• 33:53
  Charles: Tell me the name of the guy in second.
• 33:54
  Charles: And then you say?
• 33:55
  Charles: My line,
• 33:56
  Charles: which is?
• 33:57
  Charles: What?
• 33:57
  Charles: I'm saying,
• 33:58
  Charles: I don't know.
• 33:59
  Charles: No, I'm saying I don't know, but that's on page three.
• 34:01
  Charles: What's on page three?
• 34:02
  Charles: Yeah, it's on all the pages, it gets said a lot.
• 34:04
  Charles: (laughing)
• 34:04
  Charles: Yeah, by both of us.
• 34:06
  Charles: What gets said by both of us?
• 34:07
  Charles: Yeah,
• 34:07
  Charles: that's part of the fun, the repetition.
• 34:09
  Charles: Sorry.
• 34:11
  Charles: The repetition of what is fun.
• 34:15
  Charles: Yeah.
• 34:17
  Charles: I feel like you're being really unsupported.
• 34:20
  Charles: (laughing)
• 34:23
  Chris: That's great.
• 34:24
  Chris: Okay.
• 34:25
  Chris: Love me some Mab and Costello.
• 34:27
  Chris: So,
• 34:29
  Chris: evil Reverend Jim.
• 34:30
  Mandy: Oh.
• 34:31
  Chris: Oh,
• 34:31
  Chris: evil, you know what we need?
• 34:33
  Chris: You know what we need, Charles?
• 34:34
  Chris: This is your homework for next week.
• 34:36
  Chris: We need a motion graphic for evil Reverend Jim update.
• 34:40
  Chris: Okay.
• 34:41
  Chris: You know,
• 34:42
  Chris: he's becoming a character on this show
• 34:44
  Chris: by not being the show.
• 34:45
  Chris: And I feel like he deserves his own graphic.
• 34:47
  Charles: He deserves his own graphic.
• 34:49
  Charles: He pulls a crowd.
• 34:51
  Mandy: Okay.
• 34:52
  Mandy: Where are my dogs at?
• 34:56
  Mandy: (dogs barking)
• 35:01
  Mandy: Who left the dogs out?
• 35:05
  Mandy: Who left the dogs out?
• 35:08
  Mandy: That's only a tight.
• 35:10
  Mandy: Who left the dogs out?
• 35:12
  Charles: Yeah,
• 35:12
  Charles: you're absolutely right.
• 35:13
  Charles: It is a very specific type of person.
• 35:20
  Chris: Also, that camera pans really fast,
• 35:22
  Chris: but it's not a huge crowd.
• 35:26
  Charles: I do also want to point out, he's updated his song.
• 35:30
  Charles: He no longer woofs himself.
• 35:32
  Charles: He has it on the keyboard.
• 35:34
  Chris: Oh, he's got a woof key.
• 35:38
  Chris: Oh, nice.
• 35:39
  Mandy: ♪ I let the dogs out, I let the dogs out ♪
• 35:43
  Mandy: ♪ I set them free ♪
• 35:47
  Mandy: Are we trying to make going to this show a thing happen?
• 35:52
  Charles: We were supposed to go to this one, but I forgot.
• 35:56
  Charles: I forgot.
• 35:58
  Chris: Lynn didn't forget.
• 35:59
  Chris: She's like, "Are you going to that evil Reverend Jim thing?"
• 36:01
  Chris: And I was like, "Oh yeah,
• 36:02
  Chris: I don't know."
• 36:06
  Charles: So this next one,
• 36:08
  Charles: we're gonna pause.
• 36:09
  Charles: Trust me on this one.
• 36:11
  Charles: There's gonna be a question.
• 36:12
  Charles: I want us to pause when the question's over,
• 36:14
  Charles: and I want you guys to answer what the question is.
• 36:18
  Charles: Basically, this woman is trying to figure out
• 36:19
  Charles: if her boyfriend is autistic.
• 36:21
  Charles: Now, I brought this because Nora and I are very autistic,
• 36:25
  Charles: and I wanted to know what you guys think
• 36:30
  Charles: as more non-tistic.
• 36:34
  Charles: Non-tistic. - Non-tism.
• 36:36
  Charles: Yeah.
• 36:36
  Video: I've noticed that in the comments,
• 36:38
  Video: a lot of people have been diagnosing Aaron with autism
• 36:41
  Video: and not that there's anything wrong with having autism,
• 36:44
  Video: but I've put a few questions together
• 36:47
  Video: to show that Aaron doesn't actually have autism.
• 36:48
  Chris: She's like the British Taylor Swift.
• 36:50
  Video: I don't have autism though.
• 36:51
  Video: I've never been told that.
• 36:53
  Video: No,
• 36:53
  Video: you're gonna answer the questions, okay?
• 36:55
  Video: To prove that you don't have autism.
• 36:56
  Video: If I bought a new outfit and asked,
• 36:59
  Video: does this make me look fat?
• 37:00
  Video: What information would you need before answering?
• 37:03
  Charles: Pause,
• 37:03
  Charles: pause.
• 37:05
  Mandy: It doesn't matter what they're wearing,
• 37:07
  Mandy: you say no.
• 37:08
  Charles: True.
• 37:10
  Charles: Right.
• 37:11
  Chris: I don't know how that's an autism test though.
• 37:13
  Charles: Just listen to the answer,
• 37:15
  Charles: 'cause I do.
• 37:17
  Charles: Well,
• 37:17
  Charles: just.
• 37:18
  Charles: (laughing)
• 37:18
  Video: Okay.
• 37:21
  Video: I don't need information.
• 37:22
  Video: I need to know what you look like without the outfit on.
• 37:27
  Video: So you think I could look fat in an outfit?
• 37:29
  Video: No.
• 37:29
  Video: If you're asking me, does the outfit make you look fat?
• 37:32
  Video: I need to know what you looked like
• 37:34
  Video: before you had the outfit on.
• 37:36
  Video: And then I would know whether it was the outfit
• 37:38
  Video: that made you look fat.
• 37:39
  Video: If someone tells you,
• 37:40
  Video: make yourself at home in their house,
• 37:43
  Video: what does that actually give you permission to do?
• 37:45
  Charles: Right,
• 37:45
  Charles: right.
• 37:46
  Charles: Make yourself at home.
• 37:47
  Charles: What can you do inside somebody's house
• 37:48
  Charles: when they say make yourself at home?
• 37:51
  Charles: Sit on the couch.
• 37:52
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 37:52
  Charles: That's it.
• 37:53
  Mandy: Touch nothing else.
• 37:54
  Mandy: Like you can maybe go,
• 37:55
  Mandy: yeah, like you can use the bathroom.
• 37:57
  Chris: Maybe rifle through their drawers if you want.
• 37:59
  Chris: But like,
• 38:00
  Chris: just for like three minutes max.
• 38:02
  Mandy: I have problems where I don't like people
• 38:03
  Mandy: touching my crap.
• 38:05
  Chris: Right.
• 38:05
  Mandy: Until like, opening my fridge or like helping
• 38:08
  Mandy: themselves to stuff. So I will never say this to anyone.
• 38:10
  Mandy: Like,
• 38:11
  Charles: I want... Make yourself at
• 38:12
  Charles: home?
• 38:12
  Mandy: Make yourself on couch. I want something that says,
• 38:16
  Mandy: "Don't make
• 38:16
  Mandy: yourself at home. I've seen how you live." Yes.
• 38:20
  Mandy: I've seen how you live.
• 38:22
  Charles: Right.
• 38:22
  Charles: So like,
• 38:23
  Charles: I feel like
• 38:25
  Charles: make yourself at home means like,
• 38:27
  Charles: this is kind of my... I can... Like, welcome.
• 38:33
  Charles: I'm
• 38:33
  Charles: drink from the fridge.
• 38:34
  Mandy: See, that crosses my boundary.
• 38:36
  Mandy: (laughs)
• 38:37
  Chris: Yeah, Mandy very emphatically says,
• 38:39
  Chris: "Don't go near my fridge."
• 38:40
  Mandy: Don't go, don't go,
• 38:41
  Mandy: or like any of my drawers,
• 38:42
  Mandy: don't help yourself to like a drink,
• 38:44
  Mandy: I will get you a drink, you need a drink,
• 38:45
  Mandy: I will get it for you.
• 38:46
  Video: Right.
• 38:48
  Mandy: Okay, let's go.
• 38:49
  Video: It doesn't give me permission to do anything.
• 38:51
  Video: But they said make yourself at home.
• 38:53
  Video: Well, what it actually says is that they're dishonest
• 38:56
  Video: because they don't mean that, do they?
• 38:58
  Video: They don't want me to make myself at home
• 39:00
  Video: because I don't own the house.
• 39:02
  Video: So if I go and get in the shower,
• 39:05
  Video: are they going to like that?
• 39:06
  Video: Okay,
• 39:07
  Video: probably not.
• 39:08
  Video: If you're talking to someone and they start looking bored,
• 39:10
  Video: how do you know they're bored?
• 39:12
  Video: Who are the people?
• 39:13
  Video: It could be anybody.
• 39:14
  Video: Do I know them though?
• 39:15
  Video: Yeah, so for example,
• 39:17
  Video: me.
• 39:17
  Video: Would you know if I was bored?
• 39:19
  Charles: So how can you tell if somebody's bored
• 39:21
  Charles: when you're talking to them?
• 39:22
  Mandy: I mean, if they start looking away or doing something else
• 39:24
  Mandy: or talking to somebody else.
• 39:26
  Chris: Yeah,
• 39:26
  Chris: or if they pull out their phone
• 39:28
  Chris: or break eye contact or they just get up and leave,
• 39:31
  Chris: that's a pretty good indicator.
• 39:32
  Mandy: Yeah, or change the subject pretty quickly.
• 39:35
  Charles: I can't,
• 39:36
  Charles: I struggle with this so much,
• 39:39
  Charles: like being able to tell like how people are,
• 39:42
  Charles: I like to think that I can read people decently well,
• 39:45
  Charles: but like boredom and like upset
• 39:48
  Charles: are ones that I can't really tell very well.
• 39:51
  Mandy: Not knowing if somebody's upset,
• 39:52
  Charles: that has to be hard.
• 39:53
  Charles: The more like subtle upset,
• 39:55
  Charles: like obviously like really upset.
• 39:57
  Charles: Annoyed?
• 39:58
  Charles: Annoyed is,
• 39:59
  Charles: I can usually tell.
• 40:01
  Charles: But like this one right here,
• 40:03
  Charles: like boredom,
• 40:03
  Charles: like,
• 40:04
  Charles: 'cause like I'll go on my phone sometimes
• 40:05
  Charles: when I'm still listening to somebody,
• 40:07
  Charles: but it's just because I'm also have ADHD
• 40:10
  Charles: and I need to like have a shiny thing.
• 40:12
  Charles: So it's not that I'm bored,
• 40:14
  Charles: but it is like,
• 40:16
  Charles: it's very interesting to hear these kinds of responses.
• 40:19
  Charles: We can keep playing.
• 40:22
  Video: No, because your face might just be like
• 40:25
  Video: a little bit boring looking.
• 40:27
  Video: (laughing)
• 40:28
  Video: If a stranger came up to you and said,
• 40:30
  Video: You look really familiar.
• 40:31
  Video: What would your first thought be?
• 40:33
  Charles: Okay,
• 40:33
  Charles: yeah.
• 40:34
  Charles: Is it?
• 40:35
  Video: Do you watch a lot of porn?
• 40:38
  Video: (laughing)
• 40:38
  Charles: Is that how, is that,
• 40:40
  Charles: that would be hilarious.
• 40:43
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 40:43
  Mandy: Come on, you've never done that?
• 40:44
  Charles: No.
• 40:45
  Charles: That's so funny.
• 40:48
  Mandy: You're welcome.
• 40:49
  Charles: That's so funny.
• 40:50
  Charles: Chris,
• 40:51
  Charles: what would you,
• 40:52
  Charles: like,
• 40:52
  Charles: if somebody came up to you and said,
• 40:53
  Charles: "You look super familiar," and you don't know them?
• 40:58
  Chris: Go,
• 40:59
  Chris: uh, thanks for watching vibe check
• 41:02
  Chris: Wednesday nights a loud speaker. That's right
• 41:05
  Chris: Uh, no, I I don't typically get that. Uh get that response
• 41:10
  Chris: Yeah,
• 41:11
  Chris: I don't know.
• 41:12
  Video: Okay a stranger.
• 41:13
  Video: Yeah, you don't know who it is.
• 41:15
  Video: Well, then there might be lying.
• 41:16
  Video: Why would they be lying?
• 41:18
  Video: Because it's a stranger so that would be first thought
• 41:22
  Video: Yeah,
• 41:23
  Video: you wouldn't think oh,
• 41:24
  Video: maybe they know me from somewhere.
• 41:26
  Video: Well,
• 41:26
  Video: they don't know me. Do they if it's a stranger?
• 41:29
  Video: How do they know me if it's a stranger?
• 41:31
  Video: Right,
• 41:32
  Video: okay
• 41:33
  Video: If you walked into a room and everyone suddenly went quiet,
• 41:36
  Video: what would you assume had happened?
• 41:40
  Charles: You walk into a room everybody goes quiet
• 41:44
  Mandy: It's because i'm fabulous
• 41:47
  Chris: I mean for mandy.
• 41:48
  Chris: Yes, but for me i'd go is there something on my face?
• 41:51
  Chris: Is my fly down? Are you talking about me?
• 41:54
  Chris: Yeah, are you talking about me?
• 41:56
  Chris: Which I'm gonna assume is positive. But then again, that's my neurosis.
• 41:59
  Chris: I
• 42:00
  Chris: Would kind of do what this guy does.
• 42:02
  Mandy: Oh,
• 42:03
  Video: okay
• 42:04
  Video: Yeah,
• 42:04
  Video: and how many people five people?
• 42:07
  Video: I
• 42:10
  Video: Wouldn't assume that anything happened if it was five people it's not enough to be suspicious if it's
• 42:16
  Video: Say 20 people it could be suspicious that everyone's gone quiet for a reason when I bought in there
• 42:24
  Video: Because if it's only five people it could have just ended the conversation
• 42:28
  Mandy: You know
• 42:30
  Mandy: Or is he just distrusting because everything is like it's a lie. I don't trust this. I don't know them
• 42:35
  Mandy: They don't trust them. They're a liar like everything had that threat.
• 42:38
  Charles: He's hyper focusing on very specific words
• 42:40
  Charles: Yeah, right like he's he's hyper focusing on the word stranger right and be in like what is the literal meaning of the term?
• 42:48
  Charles: stranger
• 42:49
  Charles: Like if it's when you don't know somebody who you do not know and if you don't know them
• 42:53
  Charles: Then you don't know them and you've never met them before because they are a stranger
• 42:57
  Charles: That is the most autistic shit on the planet when you take things so verbatim
• 43:02
  Charles: Like I mean that's like in certain contexts
• 43:05
  Charles: I'm guessing hear me out that when we say like the like Oh a stranger.
• 43:10
  Charles: Maybe you could have known them
• 43:13
  Charles: previously but like that
• 43:16
  Charles: Contextually could make sense, right?
• 43:18
  Charles: But it's definitely the the hyper focusing on very specific words that I think is very autistic of this guy
• 43:25
  Chris: Yeah
• 43:25
  Chris: I mean there's not there's not usually quite as much follow-up with something like that if the person is is not exhibiting something
• 43:34
  Mandy: Yeah
• 43:35
  Chris: Okay,
• 43:37
  Mandy: I mean, so do we use this as our new autistic test or our new self diagnosis autistic test?
• 43:42
  Charles: I need to finish Chris's rads our test.
• 43:45
  Charles: Yeah, you know you don't yeah, you do that would be
• 43:48
  Charles: I was so intertained. I will we will fit and we'll finish it together
• 43:52
  Chris: Okay, I got one final video is the entertaining part the ask
• 43:57
  Chris: Hold on or is the entertaining part the me constantly trying to avoid it
• 44:02
  Charles: You shouldn't avoid it.
• 44:04
  Mandy: You should embrace it embrace and answer truth
• 44:07
  Mandy: You know, and you get to know yourself a little bit better. I think that that's always a good thing
• 44:11
  Chris: I don't need to do that.
• 44:13
  Charles: I don't think that you're autistic but
• 44:17
  Chris: I already know myself better than I should.
• 44:20
  Charles: Are you sure though?
• 44:21
  Charles: Have you taken the rads on? Yes
• 44:24
  Mandy: Who hasn't for funsies I
• 44:27
  Charles: I haven't I've taken it multiple times.
• 44:29
  Mandy: Yeah, it always says yeah.
• 44:31
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 44:31
  Charles: Yeah.
• 44:31
  Charles: It's like hey,
• 44:33
  Charles: you're like a mega autistic
• 44:36
  Mandy: Like we're all cousins though like the neurodivergent people because like my OCD
• 44:40
  Mandy: Matches some things and my PhD matches a lot too. I'm like I could almost fail this if I tried
• 44:46
  Mandy: Yeah, I didn't try
• 44:49
  Charles: I've got one final video.
• 44:50
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 44:51
  Charles: this is just titled what 2026 is like
• 44:54
  Charles: Oh
• 45:25
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 45:30
  Mandy: That's another thing.
• 45:35
  Charles: Wow.
• 45:35
  Charles: Kids getting hurt and old people getting flung around.
• 45:41
  Mandy: Do you just like watching the vulnerable population?
• 45:44
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 45:46
  Charles: Yes, you're absolutely right.
• 45:47
  Mandy: Right, right,
• 45:48
  Mandy: okay, well that's telling.
• 45:50
  Mandy: That's definitely telling.
• 45:52
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 45:54
  Chris: We found Charles' kink.
• 45:56
  Chris: (laughing)
• 45:57
  Mandy: I don't know.
• 45:57
  Mandy: Isn't that a sexual thing?
• 45:59
  Chris: Unless it is.
• 46:00
  Chris: Oh no.
• 46:01
  Chris: It is now, Charles.
• 46:01
  Mandy: Children are involved.
• 46:03
  Chris: No, children are involved.
• 46:04
  Chris: Children are involved.
• 46:05
  Chris: Children are involved.
• 46:05
  Chris: The grandparents are involved.
• 46:07
  Chris: (laughing)
• 46:08
  Chris: It's only sexual when they're over 70.
• 46:11
  Mandy: There you go.
• 46:11
  Chris: Yeah,
• 46:11
  Chris: there you go.
• 46:12
  Chris: It's true.
• 46:12
  Mandy: Put it on a t-shirt.
• 46:13
  Chris: There you go.
• 46:14
  Charles: Chris, what did you bring?
• 46:15
  Chris: So I got one that ties into Twilight
• 46:19
  Chris: and just grab your favorite person
• 46:23
  Chris: and do some sexy parkour.
• 46:35
  Charles: They always do the stupid slow run.
• 46:43
  Charles: I'm sorry though,
• 46:45
  Charles: the baseball scene in the first movie
• 46:47
  Charles: goes so fucking hard.
• 46:49
  Chris: It's so good.
• 46:50
  Chris: It's so good.
• 46:51
  Chris: That was my favorite part of that movie was the baseball scene.
• 46:55
  Chris: It's for how insane it was
• 46:57
  Chris: Yeah,
• 46:57
  Mandy: look, I just want to watch the burlesque version
• 47:01
  Chris: Burlesque version would be great
• 47:04
  Chris: This next one is just goals for life
• 47:17
  Charles: Positive because it's got pause.
• 47:19
  Charles: Yeah
• 47:23
  Chris: It does look like Luna
• 47:25
  Chris: Absolutely,
• 47:26
  Chris: and then finally let's figure out how to deal with the seals and orcas
• 47:32
  Video: Somebody was asking why the person was just filming and not helping the seal
• 47:36
  Video: Let me show you how to do that
• 47:37
  Video: Once the orca grabs the seal
• 47:38
  Video: Maybe you should be a decent human being drop the camera jump in the air then suffocate the orca with your legs
• 47:43
  Video: This will cause it to release the seal after that pull it further onto the beach
• 47:46
  Video: Once you do that back up so you have enough running room to jump in the air grab it and throw it into the ocean
• 47:51
  Video: Immediately follow the orca grab the nearest swordfish use it to slice it in half head to the beach then spear the seal because we
• 47:56
  Video: Don't show mercy in this dojo. Anyway guys, that's how you handle this situation
• 48:02
  Charles: It's true that's how you should deal with the situation.
• 48:05
  Charles: Yeah, I like how he throws this the whale like that guy threw that kid
• 48:10
  Charles: (laughing)
• 48:15
  Mandy: It was exactly like that.
• 48:17
  Chris: It was the same thing.
• 48:18
  Chris: That's why I wanted to bookend that segment,
• 48:20
  Chris: yeah.
• 48:24
  Charles: What kind of music should I play for the sponsor spot?
• 48:27
  Mandy: I say we do something a little upbeat.
• 48:29
  Charles: Upbeat.
• 48:29
  Mandy: We're all a little tired,
• 48:30
  Mandy: right?
• 48:31
  Mandy: Pop?
• 48:31
  Mandy: Oh yeah.
• 48:31
  Charles: Are we thinking like pop, punk?
• 48:33
  Mandy: Ooh, punk.
• 48:34
  Charles: Give us some punk.
• 48:35
  Charles: Punk.
• 48:36
  Charles: Some pop punk.
• 48:37
  Charles: Pop punk.
• 48:38
  Charles: Let's look up pop.
• 48:39
  Mandy: Avril Lavigne sort of yeah,
• 48:41
  Charles: we want some skater boy. This song is called this song is called shitty train
• 48:48
  Charles: It's playing off my laptop wait hold on
• 48:55
  Charles: We cannot
• 49:00
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• 49:01
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• 49:03
  Charles: what do you know about loudspeaker?
• 49:04
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• 49:09
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• 49:14
  Mandy: An entire building?
• 49:15
  Charles: An entire,
• 49:16
  Charles: well,
• 49:17
  Charles: not an entire building.
• 49:19
  Charles: However,
• 49:19
  Charles: there is a space that you can rent out.
• 49:21
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• 49:27
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• 49:28
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• 49:33
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• 49:35
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• 49:38
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• 49:44
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• 49:48
  Charles: We don't have that much space.
• 49:49
  Mandy: And let me just say, if you like pushing buttons,
• 49:51
  Mandy: we have buttons for you to push.
• 49:52
  Chris: We have so many buttons.
• 49:53
  Charles: So many buttons.
• 49:54
  Charles: There are so many frickin' buttons for you to press.
• 49:58
  Charles: Live streaming,
• 49:59
  Charles: immediate file delivery, hands-off experience,
• 50:02
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• 50:05
  Charles: these trying times. Pushing the buttons.
• 50:07
  Charles: Pushing the buttons.
• 50:08
  Charles: We have so many skilled button
• 50:10
  Charles: pushers here. So many. There's two on this show. There's three on this show. Yeah. Right now. Yeah.
• 50:14
  Charles: Holy shit. You're all good at pushing. Oh my god.
• 50:17
  Charles: I will push your buttons.
• 50:19
  Charles: That sounds,
• 50:20
  Charles: that almost came out sexual.
• 50:23
  Charles: I will only do so with consent.
• 50:26
  Mandy: There you go.
• 50:27
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• 50:29
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• 50:32
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• 50:34
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• 50:36
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• 50:36
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• 50:37
  Charles: Yeah.
• 50:38
  Chris: It is a rule.
• 50:39
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• 50:39
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• 50:44
  Charles: So once again,
• 50:45
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• 50:49
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• 50:57
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• 50:59
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• 51:00
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• 51:01
  Charles: All right.
• 51:03
  Charles: Twilight.
• 51:04
  Charles: Ooh.
• 51:07
  Charles: Exciting.
• 51:09
  Charles: How?
• 51:11
  Charles: So,
• 51:11
  Charles: okay, first off, let's, let's, let's, I'm going to go to,
• 51:14
  Charles: go to Wikipedia.
• 51:16
  Charles: Good old Wikipedia.
• 51:17
  Charles: I'm going to read a little bit about this.
• 51:19
  Charles: Wikipedia says,
• 51:20
  Charles: "Twilight Saga New Moon is a 2009 American romantic fantasy film directed
• 51:25
  Charles: Created by Chris Weitz from a screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg based on the 2006 novel
• 51:30
  Charles: New Moon by Stephanie Meyer,
• 51:31
  Charles: it is a sequel to Twilight and a second installment of the
• 51:34
  Charles: Twilight Saga film series.
• 51:36
  Charles: The film stars Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson,
• 51:38
  Charles: and Taylor Lautner,
• 51:40
  Charles: reprising their roles
• 51:41
  Charles: as Bella,
• 51:41
  Charles: Edward,
• 51:42
  Charles: and Jacob,
• 51:43
  Charles: respectively.
• 51:44
  Charles: In the film,
• 51:44
  Charles: Bella gets closer with Jacob, who is a werewolf,
• 51:47
  Charles: after Edward leaves her,
• 51:48
  Charles: But when the vampire decides to take a drastic move,
• 51:52
  Charles: she must make a decision between the two.
• 51:56
  Mandy: Good old love triangle. Who doesn't love that?
• 51:59
  Mandy: Favorite trope.
• 52:00
  Chris: Wait,
• 52:00
  Chris: Jacob's last name is Black?
• 52:03
  Charles: Yeah.
• 52:04
  Charles: The whole family is the Blacks.
• 52:08
  Charles: How creative.
• 52:13
  Charles: Okay.
• 52:16
  Mandy: There is lots of lore about how racist Stephanie Myers is.
• 52:21
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 52:22
  Mandy: 100%.
• 52:23
  Mandy: Ooh,
• 52:23
  Chris: I don't know this. Tell me more.
• 52:25
  Mandy: Yeah, so that's why we stopped. We were like, "Oh wait."
• 52:27
  Chris: Tell me more. Tell me more.
• 52:32
  Mandy: So the studio wanted to hire some black people to be Collinses,
• 52:37
  Mandy: and she put her foot down and was
• 52:39
  Mandy: like, "No, because they're supposed to be sheer perfection,
• 52:42
  Mandy: and that's not perfection."
• 52:43
  Charles: Right.
• 52:44
  Mandy: Wow, okay. - And so only being
• 52:45
  Mandy: pure crystal white makes you perfect,
• 52:47
  Mandy: which is why she acquiesced and said,
• 52:49
  Mandy: "Fine, a black person can be a baddie."
• 52:52
  Chris: Right, 'cause certainly the only person
• 52:55
  Chris: who dies in this movie is,
• 52:56
  Chris: well,
• 52:57
  Chris: I guess there's two.
• 52:58
  Chris: A black vampire dies and an indigenous person dies.
• 53:02
  Charles: Right, that's the other part,
• 53:03
  Charles: is the indigenous people.
• 53:05
  Charles: She Googled once what indigenous people are in the area
• 53:09
  Charles: and found that, and it has nothing to do
• 53:12
  Charles: with the actual people who live there.
• 53:14
  Mandy: Like dream catchers, not from that tribe.
• 53:19
  Mandy: Just like any of the lore just completely just made it,
• 53:22
  Mandy: like stole from all of the different tribes
• 53:25
  Mandy: to make it one thing.
• 53:27
  Mandy: Like she literally is like,
• 53:29
  Mandy: what are Native American people?
• 53:31
  Mandy: Oh no,
• 53:32
  Mandy: no, no.
• 53:32
  Mandy: What are Indians like?
• 53:33
  Charles: Yeah.
• 53:36
  Charles: Chris, what are Indians like?
• 53:39
  Charles: In five words.
• 53:41
  Charles: (laughing)
• 53:43
  Chris: They stole our land,
• 53:46
  Chris: bastards.
• 53:48
  Chris: (clapping)
• 53:51
  Charles: Congratulations.
• 53:52
  Charles: Thank you, thank you.
• 53:53
  Charles: You passed the racism test.
• 53:54
  Charles: (laughing)
• 53:55
  Charles: Okay,
• 53:57
  Charles: broad strokes.
• 53:57
  Charles: I have many racist friends.
• 53:58
  Charles: I mean, I have many Indian friends.
• 54:01
  Charles: Broad strokes.
• 54:02
  Mandy: Okay, yes.
• 54:02
  Charles: What did we think about the movie?
• 54:04
  Charles: If we were to give it a score,
• 54:07
  Charles: like one to 10.
• 54:08
  Chris: Well, hold on, I think we should end with the score.
• 54:10
  Chris: First,
• 54:10
  Chris: I'm gonna talk about the fact that
• 54:12
  Chris: I expected to hate this movie.
• 54:15
  Chris: I didn't.
• 54:16
  Mandy: Okay, did you like it more than Twilight?
• 54:20
  Chris: I did.
• 54:21
  Chris: What?
• 54:22
  Mandy: No, okay, okay, okay, okay.
• 54:23
  Mandy: Tell us why,
• 54:25
  Mandy: make your case.
• 54:25
  Chris: I'm not entirely sure.
• 54:27
  Chris: Okay.
• 54:28
  Chris: Okay,
• 54:29
  Chris: so
• 54:29
  Mandy: I have an idea.
• 54:30
  Mandy: Does it have anything to do with the sheer amount
• 54:35
  Mandy: of shirtless men?
• 54:36
  Chris: No,
• 54:38
  Chris: but I mean, that's a nice plus.
• 54:39
  Chris: But no, I think what it came down to was like,
• 54:42
  Chris: there was actual,
• 54:44
  Chris: like real conflict in this movie,
• 54:47
  Chris: and the actual love triangle moves along.
• 54:50
  Chris: Whereas in the first film,
• 54:52
  Chris: Jacob just kind of shows up
• 54:53
  Chris: and says hi,
• 54:54
  Chris: and then a couple of times,
• 54:56
  Chris: and then says,
• 54:57
  Chris: stay away from this guy for reasons
• 54:59
  Chris: I won't tell you, and that's it.
• 55:00
  Mandy: 'Cause his dad offered him money.
• 55:02
  Chris: Right,
• 55:02
  Chris: so there's more conflict in this.
• 55:06
  Chris: I wasn't crazy about the seemingly hour long
• 55:10
  Chris: depressive episode that Bella went through.
• 55:12
  Chris: I like how they go through every single month.
• 55:15
  Charles: Like we don't know what months are.
• 55:17
  Chris: Though honestly,
• 55:18
  Chris: that was actually one of my favorite
• 55:20
  Chris: parts of the movie,
• 55:21
  Chris: not that storytelling device,
• 55:23
  Chris: but the way that they chose to show it,
• 55:26
  Chris: where the camera was rotating around her.
• 55:29
  Chris: Every time it went out to the window,
• 55:30
  Chris: it was a different season.
• 55:32
  Chris: I did kind of like that.
• 55:34
  Chris: Still felt it was unnecessary.
• 55:36
  Chris: Oh. - What?
• 55:37
  Mandy: Some of us get motion sickness,
• 55:39
  Mandy: and some of us get motion sickness from watching TV.
• 55:42
  Chris: That's fair,
• 55:43
  Chris: yeah.
• 55:44
  Chris: That's fair.
• 55:45
  Chris: But yeah,
• 55:45
  Chris: I didn't hate it.
• 55:46
  Chris: I just, I wish,
• 55:48
  Chris: I feel like it could be
• 55:49
  Chris: a half hour shorter,
• 55:51
  Charles: easily.
• 55:51
  Charles: I think like an hour,
• 55:53
  Charles: for sure.
• 55:55
  Charles: Like, oh my God,
• 55:56
  Charles: I hate this movie so much.
• 56:00
  Charles: (laughing)
• 56:01
  Charles: Tell us, Charles, tell us why you hate it.
• 56:03
  Mandy: Okay,
• 56:03
  Charles: so,
• 56:04
  Mandy: oh, we can't talk about the next one, okay.
• 56:05
  Charles: Okay,
• 56:06
  Charles: so first off,
• 56:07
  Charles: the first half of this movie
• 56:09
  Charles: is the exact same fucking movie as the first movie.
• 56:14
  Charles: She meets a wild and crazy person.
• 56:17
  Charles: This time it's a werewolf.
• 56:19
  Charles: She kind of falls in love with this guy,
• 56:22
  Charles: meets all of his wacky family,
• 56:24
  Charles: and then some shit happens.
• 56:27
  Charles: (laughing)
• 56:28
  Charles: She has to tell her dad, "Sorry,
• 56:29
  Charles: Dad,
• 56:30
  Charles: I have to go away for a little bit."
• 56:32
  Charles: Which exactly happened in the first movie as well.
• 56:35
  Charles: And I was just like sitting there, I'm like,
• 56:37
  Charles: this all happened before.
• 56:40
  Charles: Why are we watching the same movie again?
• 56:43
  Chris: Yeah, there was definitely some retread there for sure.
• 56:46
  Chris: I think they could have told a better story
• 56:50
  Chris: if they hadn't spent so long on that.
• 56:53
  Chris: Because yeah,
• 56:53
  Chris: aside from the whole like falling in love
• 56:55
  Chris: with Edward thing that happens in the first movie,
• 56:58
  Chris: this is very much the same.
• 57:00
  Chris: Except that she kind of doesn't really fall in love
• 57:03
  Chris: with Jacob,
• 57:04
  Chris: like she makes it,
• 57:05
  Chris: she seemingly to me makes it very clear
• 57:08
  Chris: that she's like,
• 57:09
  Chris: hey,
• 57:10
  Chris: you're second fiddle
• 57:11
  Chris: and the only reason I'm hanging out with you
• 57:13
  Chris: is because the one I really want left me.
• 57:16
  Chris: I feel like she makes that,
• 57:18
  Chris: she makes that very clear to him.
• 57:20
  Mandy: Yeah. - Of the one you're with.
• 57:23
  Charles: So is it a love triangle then?
• 57:25
  Mandy: I don't,
• 57:25
  Chris: I think by the end of the movie,
• 57:27
  Chris: I think it is because then she's gone through
• 57:29
  Chris: the whole thing where he saves her,
• 57:31
  Chris: where Jacob saves her and this whole uneasy truce
• 57:36
  Chris: between the Cullens and the puppies.
• 57:39
  Chris: But that was another issue.
• 57:43
  Chris: The CGI on the puppies,
• 57:45
  Chris: except for Jacob,
• 57:47
  Chris: all looked like ass.
• 57:48
  Chris: They looked absolutely terrible.
• 57:50
  Chris: You could tell they spent an extra few minutes
• 57:52
  Chris: on Jacob's CGI model when he's a puppy,
• 57:56
  Chris: but the rest are just dog water.
• 57:58
  Charles: Well,
• 57:58
  Charles: it's also a very cheap movie.
• 58:01
  Charles: Like still,
• 58:02
  Charles: I think they doubled the budget,
• 58:04
  Charles: but even that,
• 58:05
  Charles: it's still under
• 58:07
  Charles: like what you would expect for like a
• 58:10
  Chris: This had a $50 million budget.
• 58:12
  Chris: That's still-- - That ain't cheap.
• 58:14
  Mandy: Right,
• 58:15
  Mandy: but like in Hollywood
• 58:16
  Mandy: I mean, that CGI,
• 58:17
  Mandy: the amount of money.
• 58:19
  Chris: For $50 million,
• 58:20
  Chris: they could have done better CGI.
• 58:22
  Mandy: I feel like it was rushed to get out
• 58:24
  Chris: while the movie was out. - Yeah, it was also 2009.
• 58:26
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 58:27
  Mandy: so is it better for the time?
• 58:28
  Mandy: Like back then, would it have been more impressive?
• 58:31
  Charles: I don't think so.
• 58:33
  Charles: I think so.
• 58:33
  Charles: I think it looked fine.
• 58:35
  Charles: I think what really bugged me,
• 58:36
  Charles: there was a lot of green screening,
• 58:39
  Charles: especially when they were in the woods.
• 58:41
  Charles: So it was just like this cardboard cutout
• 58:44
  Charles: of Edward and Bella in the woods,
• 58:46
  Charles: like standing there and I'm like,
• 58:48
  Charles: this looks so bad.
• 58:50
  Mandy: Did you see how they did the filming for Jacob
• 58:53
  Mandy: and the scenes with him?
• 58:54
  Mandy: No.
• 58:55
  Mandy: Oh my God, they literally have him in like a green suit
• 58:57
  Mandy: with like balls and she's like petting his head
• 58:59
  Mandy: in real life, like I'll bring that next week.
• 59:00
  Mandy: Oh my God, you need to bring that next week.
• 59:03
  Mandy: The only other thing that I thought,
• 59:04
  Mandy: I should've brought it, I should've had them,
• 59:05
  Mandy: I should've had them.
• 59:07
  Mandy: I like this movie a little more now
• 59:10
  Mandy: because I learned they built a whole wave machine
• 59:13
  Mandy: to drown Kristen Stewart.
• 59:15
  Video: Hell yeah.
• 59:16
  Mandy: And then she was just miserable the whole time
• 59:19
  Mandy: and like hates being in water.
• 59:21
  Mandy: And so they were like,
• 59:22
  Mandy: they created the actual wave that hit her
• 59:24
  Mandy: by dumping like thousands of gallons of water on her.
• 59:28
  Charles: That's awesome,
• 59:29
  Charles: legitimately.
• 59:30
  Chris: Which is funny because I thought that whole thing was CGI.
• 59:34
  Chris: (laughing)
• 59:36
  Mandy: I just felt like I saw some footage of that
• 59:38
  Mandy: and I was entertained and I was also entertained,
• 59:40
  Mandy: you know,
• 59:41
  Mandy: let's drown Kristen Stewart.
• 59:43
  Mandy: I do want to say that I found some things
• 59:46
  Mandy: Nora did send me,
• 59:47
  Mandy: her notes.
• 59:48
  Mandy: And I did find some questions she had very interesting.
• 59:53
  Mandy: She said,
• 59:55
  Mandy: "Is moaning better than mouth sounds when kissing?"
• 59:58
  Mandy: Oh my God,
• 1:00:00
  Chris: yes.
• 1:00:00
  Chris: Wait, wait, wait,
• 1:00:01
  Chris: say that again.
• 1:00:02
  Mandy: Is moaning better than mouth sounds when kissing?
• 1:00:07
  Charles: Yes,
• 1:00:08
  Charles: this was a delightful moment.
• 1:00:10
  Charles: I laughed so loud when this happened.
• 1:00:13
  Charles: When Robert Pattinson goes,
• 1:00:15
  Mandy: "Uh."
• 1:00:17
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:00:20
  Charles: Incredible.
• 1:00:20
  Charles: How does that go, Charles?
• 1:00:21
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:00:23
  Mandy: I think we found a clip.
• 1:00:26
  Charles: You're welcome,
• 1:00:27
  Charles: you're welcome internet.
• 1:00:28
  Charles: But it was so funny,
• 1:00:30
  Charles: like the context is they're making out
• 1:00:33
  Charles: and then,
• 1:00:34
  Charles: 'cause she's like,
• 1:00:35
  Charles: "Kiss me."
• 1:00:35
  Charles: And he's like,
• 1:00:36
  Charles: "Okay."
• 1:00:37
  Charles: (kissing)
• 1:00:37
  Mandy: (groaning)
• 1:00:39
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:00:44
  Mandy: Okay,
• 1:00:45
  Mandy: so do we,
• 1:00:45
  Mandy: we need to answer this question
• 1:00:47
  Mandy: legitimately,
• 1:00:47
  Mandy: is moaning better than kissing noises?
• 1:00:51
  Mandy: I
• 1:00:52
  Mandy: Will take moaning over kissing noises any day like that. What are the kissing noises?
• 1:00:56
  Charles: like sloppy
• 1:00:58
  Charles: Slurp noises slurp.
• 1:01:00
  Mandy: Yeah, that's right. That's what it is. It is slurp.
• 1:01:03
  Charles: Yeah, it's very slurpy noises
• 1:01:05
  Mandy: I'll take moaning over that I would take moaning over that. Yeah,
• 1:01:08
  Mandy: honestly,
• 1:01:09
  Chris: I think so,
• 1:01:10
  Chris: too
• 1:01:10
  Chris: But not that little baby little thing. I you know,
• 1:01:15
  Chris: it's like you're you're 200 years old grow up
• 1:01:18
  Charles: Any other questions that Nora um
• 1:01:22
  Mandy: Just you know a lot of like hey,
• 1:01:25
  Mandy: so it's her so she felt like it's her senior year
• 1:01:30
  Mandy: And she's letting a boy ruin it
• 1:01:35
  Mandy: question mark
• 1:01:36
  Chris: She definitely is and that was what weird thing to me cuz like senior year like you're busy as fuck when you're a senior
• 1:01:42
  Chris: And I don't know how she was able to spend months
• 1:01:46
  Chris: in her room doing nothing and still graduate.
• 1:01:50
  Charles: I had so many open free periods my senior year.
• 1:01:53
  Charles: Show off.
• 1:01:55
  Chris: Slacker.
• 1:01:56
  Mandy: How nice.
• 1:02:00
  Mandy: I did too, it was called ditching all my classes.
• 1:02:05
  Mandy: She's very upset that they did not wear helmets.
• 1:02:07
  Charles: When they went motorcycle riding?
• 1:02:09
  Charles: Motorcycle riding.
• 1:02:10
  Charles: When she hit the rock,
• 1:02:12
  Charles: that was pretty great.
• 1:02:14
  Charles: I feel for that stunt,
• 1:02:17
  Charles: her stunt double for that scene.
• 1:02:18
  Charles: Yeah, that was gnarly.
• 1:02:19
  Charles: Like that was a pretty solid hit of that rock.
• 1:02:22
  Chris: Although when she decides to ride
• 1:02:25
  Chris: with the biker dude who was harassing her in the first movie
• 1:02:28
  Chris: I was like,
• 1:02:29
  Chris: come on, that's a little,
• 1:02:30
  Chris: I understand you're trying to test your theory,
• 1:02:33
  Chris: but you're going a little wild there.
• 1:02:35
  Charles: She had her bat,
• 1:02:36
  Charles: she was a bat in her bad girl moment.
• 1:02:39
  Chris: Yeah, it lasted all of 30 seconds.
• 1:02:42
  Chris: And she probably was like,
• 1:02:44
  Chris: "This guy's gonna hurt me."
• 1:02:46
  Mandy: I don't think that that was the answer,
• 1:02:49
  Mandy: but sure.
• 1:02:49
  Mandy: Okay,
• 1:02:50
  Mandy: so the other question is,
• 1:02:51
  Mandy: isn't the number one rule no killing other vampires,
• 1:02:54
  Mandy: or is that just interview with a vampire?
• 1:02:58
  Mandy: I think Nora needs to watch more vampire content.
• 1:03:02
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:03:02
  Mandy: Because each world has their own rules.
• 1:03:04
  Charles: Right, exactly.
• 1:03:05
  Mandy: And they don't overlap very much.
• 1:03:07
  Chris: Right.
• 1:03:09
  Chris: Especially when in this movie you've got Michael Sheen who's like I'm in charge of all the vampires
• 1:03:14
  Charles: Okay, actually I've got something that I wanted to bring up while you look through this. Yeah,
• 1:03:18
  Charles: so
• 1:03:19
  Charles: Bella
• 1:03:21
  Charles: in this
• 1:03:22
  Charles: Has some power
• 1:03:25
  Charles: Where vampires powers don't work on her?
• 1:03:28
  Mandy: Yeah, I know. Oh,
• 1:03:29
  Mandy: this is bothers me
• 1:03:30
  Charles: Okay, go go except when they do I know
• 1:03:39
  Charles: They did it in this one.
• 1:03:40
  Charles: Okay,
• 1:03:41
  Mandy: um when she's upset about the throwing a birthday party. Oh, yeah, you're right
• 1:03:44
  Charles: Oh, you're using your magic powers. I mean no fair right and Alice as well. I'm moving to me her future
• 1:03:50
  Charles: Right,
• 1:03:51
  Chris: so it only makes sense. But what Alice sees is pretty fucked up because she's like, oh you died
• 1:03:56
  Chris: She's like no,
• 1:03:58
  Charles: right, right,
• 1:03:59
  Charles: but still
• 1:04:00
  Charles: Stephanie Myers is not consistent.
• 1:04:02
  Charles: Like either the powers work or they don't and
• 1:04:09
  Chris: Maybe they're based on her hormones or something.
• 1:04:12
  Chris: I don't know
• 1:04:14
  Chris: It's weird
• 1:04:15
  Chris: so
• 1:04:16
  Chris: Michael Sheen, what did you think of my I?
• 1:04:19
  Chris: Think he was doing Michael Sheen things and that's always entertaining
• 1:04:25
  Chris: What was weird was Vecna just sitting over in the corner being like I'm judging you yeah
• 1:04:31
  Charles: young Vecna
• 1:04:32
  Chris: baby Vecna
• 1:04:37
  Charles: He was one of the Volturi.
• 1:04:39
  Mandy: Oh my God, Adam's like,
• 1:04:40
  Mandy: no,
• 1:04:40
  Mandy: this is just,
• 1:04:41
  Mandy: just right now I'm getting, oh wow.
• 1:04:43
  Charles: And Dakota Fanning,
• 1:04:44
  Charles: what do we think about Dakota?
• 1:04:45
  Charles: She sucks in this series.
• 1:04:47
  Chris: I mean, they didn't really give her much to do.
• 1:04:49
  Mandy: No, wait for it.
• 1:04:50
  Charles: It's, oh,
• 1:04:51
  Mandy: trust me.
• 1:04:52
  Mandy: Oh, it gets better?
• 1:04:53
  Charles: Oh,
• 1:04:54
  Charles: Chris,
• 1:04:55
  Charles: the whole series gets so much better.
• 1:05:00
  Mandy: Yes, yes! - Look at him,
• 1:05:01
  Mandy: he's so tiny! - No, that's true!
• 1:05:03
  Chris: Honestly,
• 1:05:03
  Chris: I did not, I did not catch that in the moment.
• 1:05:06
  Chris: I only realized that later when I was reading
• 1:05:10
  Chris: like Wikipedia stuff about it.
• 1:05:11
  Chris: So yeah, I didn't see him at all.
• 1:05:18
  Chris: All right, what else do we think?
• 1:05:20
  Mandy: So
• 1:05:21
  Chris: I liked the original music,
• 1:05:22
  Chris: like the soundtrack stuff that got added to the movie.
• 1:05:25
  Chris: Like the Tom York song was great.
• 1:05:27
  Chris: I'd actually never heard that before.
• 1:05:29
  Chris: And being I'm a big Radiohead fan,
• 1:05:31
  Chris: I was kind of disappointed in myself.
• 1:05:32
  Chris: So that was cool.
• 1:05:36
  Chris: So like the movies may suck, but they've got good soundtrack.
• 1:05:39
  Mandy: You unfortunately,
• 1:05:41
  Mandy: it's Stephanie Myers was a big part of that.
• 1:05:44
  Mandy: Very influential in the choices of music,
• 1:05:48
  Mandy: which means,
• 1:05:49
  Mandy: no, I say,
• 1:05:49
  Mandy: unfortunately, because like I don't want to find anything redeeming
• 1:05:53
  Mandy: about Stephanie Meyer.
• 1:05:54
  Chris: OK, so here's here's the thing.
• 1:05:55
  Chris: Do we hate Stephanie Meyer?
• 1:05:57
  Chris: Is that is that the consensus?
• 1:06:00
  Chris: I don't know anything about her other than I would say Stephanie
• 1:06:03
  Charles: Meyer over JK Rowling.
• 1:06:05
  Charles: I mean, that's that's not saying much,
• 1:06:07
  Charles: Charles.
• 1:06:09
  Charles: But that's yeah, you're absolutely right.
• 1:06:11
  Charles: That's not saying very much.
• 1:06:13
  Charles: I think I she put out multiple books
• 1:06:18
  Charles: and they became super popular.
• 1:06:20
  Charles: That's there's something to be said about that.
• 1:06:21
  Charles: I'm not going to judge somebody for like what I think is like
• 1:06:24
  Charles: the quality of their writing and say like, oh, they suck at writing
• 1:06:28
  Charles: when they're international bestseller.
• 1:06:31
  Charles: Right.
• 1:06:32
  Mandy: Right.
• 1:06:32
  Mandy: No, but there is a lot, I think, of her pushing her agenda.
• 1:06:34
  Mandy: In the books,
• 1:06:36
  Mandy: you know,
• 1:06:38
  Charles: very yeah virginity marriage
• 1:06:43
  Charles: That that kind of stuff it's very oh
• 1:06:46
  Chris: So as this is all like very Mormon coded then. Oh my god
• 1:06:51
  Mandy: It gets it gets it gets way worse.
• 1:06:53
  Charles: It gets way
• 1:06:55
  Charles: towards the end
• 1:06:57
  Mandy: So Nora did have a point of where she said
• 1:07:02
  Mandy: That Bell is having issues with her aging. She's only 18
• 1:07:06
  Chris: Like what the heck I did find that a bit ridiculous
• 1:07:09
  Chris: Like I understand you're worried about a far-off distant problem where you'll be older and Jacob burn
• 1:07:15
  Chris: Edward will be the same age but like
• 1:07:17
  Chris: Freaking out that you're 18 and getting pissed off when people say happy birthday is a little bit extreme
• 1:07:23
  Mandy: I well, I would have that
• 1:07:25
  Mandy: Okay
• 1:07:25
  Mandy: So one I think women are really held to a different standard than men with aging true. And so there are
• 1:07:31
  Mandy: You know like I'm not,
• 1:07:34
  Mandy: I act vain,
• 1:07:34
  Mandy: but I'm not really vain like that.
• 1:07:36
  Mandy: But like I've seen like my sister struggle
• 1:07:38
  Mandy: with wanting to like get Botox at a really young age.
• 1:07:41
  Mandy: Or plastic,
• 1:07:41
  Mandy: she got plastic surgery pretty young too.
• 1:07:44
  Mandy: And so like that not aging starts in really,
• 1:07:48
  Mandy: really, really young.
• 1:07:49
  Mandy: And the feeling that you need to not age hits.
• 1:07:52
  Mandy: There is a theory that Bella wasn't actually interested
• 1:07:57
  Mandy: in Edward until she learned that he was a vampire
• 1:08:00
  Mandy: because then she could live forever and not age.
• 1:08:04
  Mandy: And so the entire,
• 1:08:05
  Mandy: if you look at the entire series that way
• 1:08:07
  Mandy: and it is interesting to watch it that way.
• 1:08:09
  Charles: I'm gonna watch it with this in mind for the next movie.
• 1:08:12
  Mandy: Because then all of her pushing isn't because
• 1:08:14
  Mandy: she loves Edward and wants to stay young for him,
• 1:08:16
  Mandy: but it's that she wants to live forever and be young.
• 1:08:19
  Chris: And is just using him as an excuse for that?
• 1:08:21
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 1:08:22
  Mandy: and yeah, and that's the concessions
• 1:08:24
  Mandy: she's willing to make to get what she wants.
• 1:08:27
  Mandy: That seems,
• 1:08:28
  Chris: I mean, I could see that being plausible,
• 1:08:30
  Mandy: but it also seems a little-- - It wasn't me
• 1:08:31
  Mandy: who came up with this. - Yeah.
• 1:08:32
  Mandy: It was Kristen Stewart.
• 1:08:34
  Chris: It seems like it would be a little too convenient.
• 1:08:38
  Chris: Because there's no indication prior to the,
• 1:08:41
  Chris: you know,
• 1:08:42
  Chris: falling in love with a vampire thing.
• 1:08:44
  Chris: Keep watching.
• 1:08:44
  Chris: That she,
• 1:08:45
  Chris: right.
• 1:08:45
  Chris: But like prior to that,
• 1:08:47
  Chris: she has no issues with her age.
• 1:08:50
  Chris: So I would think if that were a prime character trait
• 1:08:53
  Chris: of hers,
• 1:08:53
  Chris: that we would have seen or heard something
• 1:08:55
  Chris: about that before the inciting incident.
• 1:08:58
  Mandy: Well,
• 1:08:58
  Mandy: I think because the story isn't necessarily told
• 1:09:01
  Mandy: from,
• 1:09:02
  Mandy: I don't know, I don't know how,
• 1:09:05
  Mandy: I think within the books it is told from Bella's side.
• 1:09:08
  Chris: It's intriguing though, for sure.
• 1:09:10
  Chris: I mean, what the hell do I know?
• 1:09:11
  Mandy: If I was just using you to make me immortal,
• 1:09:15
  Mandy: I would be like, hey, this is 'cause I love you so much.
• 1:09:17
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:09:18
  Mandy: Like, hey, I can't live without you.
• 1:09:21
  Mandy: Like, I need to live with you forever.
• 1:09:23
  Mandy: Like, you're it for me.
• 1:09:25
  Mandy: I wouldn't be saying, hey, turn me into a vampire
• 1:09:27
  Mandy: and they'll check you later.
• 1:09:29
  Chris: I will say the most comical thing about this movie for me
• 1:09:32
  Chris: was not the movie itself,
• 1:09:34
  Chris: but the reaction of the person who was sitting next to me.
• 1:09:37
  Chris: Yeah!
• 1:09:38
  Chris: Who was like,
• 1:09:39
  Chris: she's like,
• 1:09:40
  Chris: "You've known this guy for a few months,
• 1:09:42
  Chris: "like fucking get over it."
• 1:09:43
  Chris: And I paused the movie and I said,
• 1:09:46
  Chris: "Look,
• 1:09:48
  Chris: I understand that you may not have gone through this,
• 1:09:50
  Chris: "but when you are a teenager and you are in love,
• 1:09:53
  Chris: "you think that is your whole world."
• 1:09:55
  Chris: And when you have that breakup or that separation
• 1:09:58
  Chris: or whatever,
• 1:09:59
  Chris: you feel like your life is over.
• 1:10:01
  Chris: And she's like, well, I wasn't cool enough
• 1:10:03
  Chris: to experience that.
• 1:10:04
  Chris: And I said,
• 1:10:05
  Chris: well,
• 1:10:05
  Chris: I don't know whether you missed out
• 1:10:07
  Chris: or you didn't, I guess that's a matter of perspective.
• 1:10:09
  Chris: But it was just something she could not relate to.
• 1:10:13
  Chris: And I could relate the shit out of it.
• 1:10:15
  Mandy: Like I watched, I think the grieving Bella part
• 1:10:21
  Mandy: is annoying,
• 1:10:22
  Mandy: at the same time, I was a teenage girl.
• 1:10:25
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:10:26
  Mandy: It tracks,
• 1:10:28
  Mandy: it really does track.
• 1:10:29
  Mandy: And so,
• 1:10:30
  Mandy: bless her heart.
• 1:10:32
  Chris: Right?
• 1:10:32
  Chris: But I thought that was an interesting perspective.
• 1:10:34
  Mandy: It is teenage,
• 1:10:35
  Mandy: it is the way it feels.
• 1:10:37
  Chris: Yeah, you feel like your life is completely over.
• 1:10:39
  Chris: And I went through that as a teenager myself,
• 1:10:41
  Chris: so I get it.
• 1:10:43
  Chris: I never stayed home for months on end.
• 1:10:46
  Mandy: I did.
• 1:10:48
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:10:51
  Mandy: Nice, nice.
• 1:10:51
  Charles: My favorite part of the movie
• 1:10:54
  Charles: is the scene where Bella is being taken out of the forest
• 1:10:58
  Charles: after Edward just abandons her in the forest.
• 1:11:01
  Charles: After knowing that she has no sense of direction.
• 1:11:05
  Charles: Right,
• 1:11:05
  Charles: exactly.
• 1:11:06
  Mandy: And can't find her way home.
• 1:11:07
  Charles: No, she has no way to do that,
• 1:11:09
  Charles: so she just sleeps in the woods.
• 1:11:11
  Charles: She gets picked up by a shirtless man
• 1:11:14
  Charles: that she hasn't met before,
• 1:11:16
  Charles: and this shirtless man hands her off to her father,
• 1:11:21
  Charles: and Charlie does a triple take.
• 1:11:24
  Charles: He's like,
• 1:11:24
  Charles: "The fuck?"
• 1:11:25
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:11:26
  Mandy: But they showed them handing out,
• 1:11:28
  Mandy: there was a search party,
• 1:11:30
  Mandy: they showed them handing out flashlights
• 1:11:31
  Mandy: and maps and things.
• 1:11:32
  Charles: Shirtless man comes out of the woods with your daughter.
• 1:11:37
  Charles: No. - Who is passed out.
• 1:11:39
  Charles: He had the right response.
• 1:11:41
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:11:42
  Charles: With his like, "Huuuh?"
• 1:11:44
  Chris: Yeah. - That's why
• 1:11:45
  Mandy: we're all Team Churly.
• 1:11:46
  Chris: Even if you are the shirtless man with the heart of gold,
• 1:11:51
  Chris: you still gotta take an extra second
• 1:11:53
  Chris: to be concerned about the fact that
• 1:11:55
  Chris: the person you are bringing her to has lots of guns.
• 1:12:00
  Chris: You know?
• 1:12:01
  Mandy: Maybe not if you're a werewolf.
• 1:12:04
  Mandy: Why'd you say that word funny?
• 1:12:05
  Charles: Werewolf?
• 1:12:06
  Mandy: Wool-oof?
• 1:12:07
  Mandy: Wool-oof?
• 1:12:07
  Mandy: I don't say wool-oof, I say woof.
• 1:12:09
  Charles: Woof?
• 1:12:09
  Charles: Werewolf.
• 1:12:10
  Mandy: Like W-O-O-F?
• 1:12:11
  Chris: Werewolf.
• 1:12:11
  Chris: Werewolf.
• 1:12:13
  Chris: That's okay,
• 1:12:14
  Chris: nothing wrong with that.
• 1:12:14
  Chris: We've got a werewolf here.
• 1:12:15
  Chris: So,
• 1:12:16
  Chris: okay,
• 1:12:16
  Chris: so we're up to the point now
• 1:12:18
  Chris: where we give our ratings.
• 1:12:20
  Chris: Were they,
• 1:12:21
  Chris: were we doing five or 10?
• 1:12:22
  Mandy: Aw,
• 1:12:24
  Mandy: Lohan!
• 1:12:26
  Mandy: Look, I'm sorry I wasn't loved in high school.
• 1:12:30
  Mandy: Is that,
• 1:12:31
  Mandy: is it that I'm a robot person?
• 1:12:35
  Chris: Oh my God,
• 1:12:36
  Chris: this is so sad.
• 1:12:38
  Chris: Here's what's important,
• 1:12:39
  Chris: you're loved now.
• 1:12:41
  Mandy: Aw,
• 1:12:42
  Mandy: that's sweet, you should annoy him.
• 1:12:44
  Mandy: Let me tell you about this song.
• 1:12:46
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:12:50
  Mandy: Okay,
• 1:12:51
  Mandy: so,
• 1:12:51
  Mandy: sorry.
• 1:12:52
  Charles: Who's going first?
• 1:12:54
  Mandy: You go first.
• 1:12:54
  Charles: Okay.
• 1:12:55
  Charles: Are we doing five or 10?
• 1:12:56
  Charles: I did 10 last time.
• 1:12:58
  Charles: Okay,
• 1:12:58
  Charles: so 10.
• 1:13:00
  Charles: I think this movie is worse than the first movie,
• 1:13:05
  Charles: but I still enjoyed it.
• 1:13:08
  Charles: So I'll say,
• 1:13:08
  Charles: I think,
• 1:13:12
  Charles: the reviews online are terrible.
• 1:13:13
  Charles: It's got a 21% rotten tomato.
• 1:13:17
  Charles: So I feel,
• 1:13:19
  Charles: if I said,
• 1:13:20
  Charles: I think it's a four
• 1:13:21
  Charles: that I enjoyed like a seven.
• 1:13:24
  Charles: I think I would be valid in that.
• 1:13:26
  Mandy: I think a seven's fair.
• 1:13:29
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:13:29
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:13:30
  Mandy: I think the acting quality did move up in this
• 1:13:32
  Mandy: because Robert Pattinson wasn't in it.
• 1:13:37
  Mandy: And I think if we could have just replaced Kristen Stewart,
• 1:13:39
  Mandy: it would have gone up even more.
• 1:13:40
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:13:42
  Mandy: But no, I'll give it a seven.
• 1:13:45
  Mandy: Okay,
• 1:13:45
  Mandy: yeah.
• 1:13:46
  Mandy: 'Cause I also have to compare it,
• 1:13:48
  Mandy: like I have the knowledge to compare it to the next one.
• 1:13:50
  Mandy: Right.
• 1:13:51
  Mandy: So,
• 1:13:52
  Mandy: seven.
• 1:13:52
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:13:54
  Chris: I am gonna give it,
• 1:13:58
  Chris: I'm gonna say a solid 6.5.
• 1:14:00
  Chris: My number would be higher if it were like 30 minutes shorter.
• 1:14:04
  Chris: Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
• 1:14:06
  Chris: But it was entertaining.
• 1:14:08
  Chris: I did, I enjoyed it more than I thought I would,
• 1:14:12
  Chris: especially when you're watching a series
• 1:14:14
  Chris: that has that like, you know, multiple entries like that.
• 1:14:17
  Chris: You expect two and three,
• 1:14:19
  Chris: you know,
• 1:14:19
  Chris: your middle ones to be a bit of a slog,
• 1:14:22
  Chris: and it was too long, but it didn't feel like a slog for me.
• 1:14:26
  Mandy: I can't wait for you to watch the rest.
• 1:14:28
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:14:29
  Chris: The next one is a murder mystery.
• 1:14:31
  Chris: What?
• 1:14:32
  Chris: Oh my God.
• 1:14:33
  Chris: Oh,
• 1:14:33
  Chris: also,
• 1:14:34
  Chris: I will say,
• 1:14:35
  Chris: one thing I hated about this movie,
• 1:14:37
  Chris: they bring in fucking Graham Greene,
• 1:14:40
  Chris: which was a great choice,
• 1:14:41
  Chris: and then he dies offscreen.
• 1:14:45
  Chris: Rude.
• 1:14:45
  Mandy: Who's Greene?
• 1:14:46
  Mandy: Oh,
• 1:14:46
  Mandy: oh,
• 1:14:47
  Chris: oh, oh, yeah.
• 1:14:48
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:14:50
  Chris: That's really rude.
• 1:14:51
  Chris: That is unforgivable.
• 1:14:53
  Chris: I can forgive all of Kristen Stewart's non-acting,
• 1:14:56
  Chris: but not that.
• 1:14:57
  Charles: She had her mouth closed more this time.
• 1:14:59
  Mandy: She did keep her mouth closed more.
• 1:15:01
  Mandy: I did bring pop culture to share before we move on.
• 1:15:05
  Mandy: Oh, yay, yeah.
• 1:15:06
  Mandy: I feel it wrapping up.
• 1:15:07
  Chris: Oh, we're not moving on, this is it.
• 1:15:09
  Chris: So hit us, hit us with your culture.
• 1:15:12
  Chris: Let me pull it up.
• 1:15:12
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 1:15:13
  Mandy: 'cause I don't know where I left it.
• 1:15:15
  Mandy: You will, 'cause you have links to share.
• 1:15:18
  Mandy: So another Christmas card,
• 1:15:20
  Mandy: 'cause once again,
• 1:15:20
  Mandy: I want to give these out to everyone
• 1:15:22
  Mandy: for Christmas, what do you?
• 1:15:27
  Charles: It is AI bullshit,
• 1:15:28
  Charles: however,
• 1:15:29
  Charles: it's pretty great.
• 1:15:30
  Mandy: There's,
• 1:15:31
  Mandy: I can't wait for next time.
• 1:15:32
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:15:34
  Chris: So the card has Bella with a yelling
• 1:15:40
  Chris: Jacob.
• 1:15:40
  Chris: Yelling Jacob at her saying,
• 1:15:41
  Chris: "Where the hell have you been,
• 1:15:43
  Chris: Santa?"
• 1:15:43
  Chris: with Edward like backwards holding a mistletoe?
• 1:15:47
  Mandy: Is that what's happening?
• 1:15:48
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:15:49
  Mandy: The next part is, did you hear about Volossi?
• 1:15:53
  Charles: No, Voltossi?
• 1:15:55
  Mandy: Voltossi,
• 1:15:55
  Mandy: sorry,
• 1:15:56
  Mandy: yeah.
• 1:15:58
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 1:16:00
  Charles: I need this mug so bad.
• 1:16:03
  Chris: So this is a mug with Michael Sheen on it
• 1:16:06
  Mandy: saying, "Hey, wanna see my Voltossi?"
• 1:16:13
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:16:13
  Charles: shipping and handling and sale ends in an hour and 45 minutes and I think I just got paid
• 1:16:22
  Mandy: And 15 ounce if you need a larger bull and it's printed on both sides
• 1:16:27
  Chris: You don't have to worry about which hand you're holding it with that's great.
• 1:16:30
  Charles: That is great printed. Yeah incredible
• 1:16:33
  Charles: That is the worst photo of that man. I've ever seen
• 1:16:37
  Mandy: So like I love how in the interviews and nobody like all this friends will not let him ever forget that he did this
• 1:16:42
  Mandy: He looks like powder like if you want it like David Tennant in him when they have that
• 1:16:47
  Mandy: He just brought it up all the time
• 1:16:49
  Charles: Incredible about this. Oh,
• 1:16:51
  Charles: yeah. Oh my god
• 1:16:54
  Charles: So this is this is Edward with a camera
• 1:16:57
  Chris: Doing a kind of like stripper ass pose saying this is the ass of a killer Bella
• 1:17:03
  Chris: Incredible.
• 1:17:04
  Chris: That's kind of great
• 1:17:05
  Chris: oh
• 1:17:06
  Chris: There's multiple colors of all you can get a purple. Definitely the pinky. I would get the pinky purple
• 1:17:10
  Chris: Yeah, that's the one you have to get.
• 1:17:12
  Chris: Yeah,
• 1:17:13
  Chris: that's good stuff.
• 1:17:13
  Mandy: Okay, my next one it said just says terrifying
• 1:17:15
  Mandy: and I don't remember what past Mandy wrote.
• 1:17:19
  Chris: Terrifying,
• 1:17:20
  Chris: it's a YouTube video.
• 1:17:23
  Chris: Where is it?
• 1:17:24
  Chris: Is it,
• 1:17:24
  Chris: oh.
• 1:17:26
  Mandy: Oh, that is terrifying.
• 1:17:27
  Charles: Oh my God, it's like a fucking balaclava mask.
• 1:17:30
  Mandy: We were talking about what we need to do for Halloween.
• 1:17:35
  Chris: Yikes, yikes,
• 1:17:36
  Chris: that's
• 1:17:36
  Mandy: We can reenact it.
• 1:17:37
  Chris: That's awful.
• 1:17:38
  Mandy: Let's move to reenacting the next one.
• 1:17:47
  Mandy: >> Dear Alice,
• 1:17:49
  Mandy: you've disappeared like everything else.
• 1:17:53
  Chris: >> [LAUGH]
• 1:17:53
  Mandy: >> But who can I talk to,
• 1:17:54
  Mandy: Alice?
• 1:17:54
  Mandy: I'm lost, I'm lost, Alice.
• 1:17:57
  Mandy: I made my whole existence about this pale-skinned man and
• 1:18:00
  Mandy: just left me,
• 1:18:01
  Mandy: but I'm cool, I'm fine.
• 1:18:03
  Mandy: Maybe if I sit in this chair long enough,
• 1:18:06
  Mandy: no sleep,
• 1:18:07
  Mandy: no food,
• 1:18:07
  Mandy: no shower maybe he'll even smell me and my scent will bring him back to me
• 1:18:14
  Mandy: because i need him alice bring him back to me i've sat through the sleet the snow the rain
• 1:18:18
  Mandy: you already know how i feel about the rain and all of this spinning is making me dizzy all right
• 1:18:24
  Mandy: you have nightmares every night and i'm not sure if that's because of all the spicy food i eat
• 1:18:28
  Mandy: before bed but i'm just going through it alice please i need you i want to play baseball again
• 1:18:33
  Mandy: and why'd you do that cool thing with your leg
• 1:18:35
  Mandy: when you pitch?
• 1:18:36
  Mandy: I wanna get a paper cut and fear for my life
• 1:18:38
  Mandy: in front of your family, Alice,
• 1:18:40
  Mandy: please.
• 1:18:41
  Mandy: Come back.
• 1:18:42
  Mandy: I love the passing of the cell phone back and around.
• 1:18:45
  Chris: I will say, I think the most pathetic part
• 1:18:48
  Chris: of that whole, I'm so depressed, I wanna die sequence
• 1:18:52
  Chris: was the fact that she kept writing emails to Alice
• 1:18:55
  Chris: that she knew were getting returned.
• 1:18:57
  Chris: She kept being the mailer demon.
• 1:18:59
  Mandy: I'm like,
• 1:18:59
  Mandy: okay, so I said,
• 1:19:01
  Mandy: oh, it feels very high school girl.
• 1:19:02
  Mandy: That feels very junior high girl.
• 1:19:04
  Mandy: Absolutely.
• 1:19:07
  Mandy: Okay,
• 1:19:08
  Mandy: and so this is stuff I should have shown
• 1:19:09
  Mandy: last week and I didn't,
• 1:19:11
  Mandy: but we need to watch them.
• 1:19:16
  Video: Ready?
• 1:19:17
  Video: Mm-hmm.
• 1:19:20
  Video: You can't leave,
• 1:19:21
  Video: like what do you mean?
• 1:19:23
  Video: You can't say that we can't be apart.
• 1:19:28
  Video: Like you can't say that to me.
• 1:19:32
  Mandy: Look,
• 1:19:32
  Mandy: this is what I say when I say I love the culture
• 1:19:34
  Mandy: and what it's done for our culture.
• 1:19:36
  Mandy: She broke her, like shattered her ankle,
• 1:19:38
  Mandy: is in the hospital and she's like,
• 1:19:39
  Mandy: cool, let's reenact like twice.
• 1:19:41
  Mandy: Incredible.
• 1:19:42
  Mandy: That's a hell of a choice.
• 1:19:44
  Mandy: But the blue filter,
• 1:19:45
  Mandy: like that's what I love.
• 1:19:46
  Mandy: That's what I'm saying, like pop culture,
• 1:19:48
  Mandy: like I love what it's done.
• 1:19:50
  Charles: Are you familiar with Eggward?
• 1:19:51
  Charles: Oh, of course.
• 1:19:52
  Charles: Oh, we have to bring Eggward next week.
• 1:19:54
  Mandy: Okay, the next one's kind of got the last two.
• 1:20:01
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:20:07
  Mandy: The next one is the same thing, but it's so good,
• 1:20:10
  Mandy: I had to bring two.
• 1:20:12
  Mandy: Edward, stop.
• 1:20:13
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:20:17
  Mandy: Edward, stop.
• 1:20:19
  Mandy: Poor cat.
• 1:20:20
  Mandy: Stop.
• 1:20:23
  Mandy: Okay, here's the problem,
• 1:20:25
  Mandy: because I keep bringing the pop culture,
• 1:20:29
  Mandy: I said I try to bring other clips for Around the Net,
• 1:20:33
  Mandy: but unfortunately all my FYP now is ferrets and Twilight.
• 1:20:38
  Mandy: So like every other video is a ferret or it's Twilight
• 1:20:41
  Mandy: and I don't know what I'm gonna do to reset this.
• 1:20:44
  Chris: And you just need more that combine the two.
• 1:20:46
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 1:20:47
  Mandy: I think there may be one last one.
• 1:20:49
  Mandy: Yes.
• 1:20:50
  Mandy: This is so Twilight.
• 1:20:51
  Mandy: Bella, where you been loca?
• 1:20:53
  Mandy: Edward,
• 1:20:53
  Mandy: where are you?
• 1:20:57
  Charles: This is such a classic.
• 1:20:59
  Charles: It's such a good one.
• 1:21:00
  Mandy: It's what it did for pop culture that I love.
• 1:21:02
  Mandy: It's a ho-ho-ho season.
• 1:21:04
  Mandy: That's what I love about it.
• 1:21:05
  Chris: You know what's crazy is like,
• 1:21:06
  Chris: even though a lot of these are like viral clips
• 1:21:09
  Chris: that came out years ago,
• 1:21:10
  Chris: I never saw them.
• 1:21:12
  Chris: So not only am I experiencing the story for the first time,
• 1:21:15
  Chris: all of this stuff is brand new to me and I love it.
• 1:21:18
  Mandy: Hooray!
• 1:21:19
  Charles: I'm so glad that you get to enjoy this with us.
• 1:21:21
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 1:21:22
  Mandy: 'cause I mean, once again,
• 1:21:22
  Mandy: how could you make it this far without that?
• 1:21:24
  Chris: Right.
• 1:21:25
  Chris: know how I lived without this.
• 1:21:28
  Charles: Yeah. Any final thoughts?
• 1:21:30
  Mandy: Be excited for next week?
• 1:21:34
  Charles: What?
• 1:21:34
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:21:34
  Charles: Let's read like a little bit about what? Are we going to spoil it?
• 1:21:38
  Charles: We're just going
• 1:21:39
  Charles: to read a little bit,
• 1:21:42
  Charles: a little teaser.
• 1:21:44
  Charles: Let's see. Hold on real quick.
• 1:21:46
  Charles: Let's get,
• 1:21:48
  Charles: there we go.
• 1:21:54
  Charles: That's
• 1:21:55
  Charles: so it came out the next year.
• 1:21:57
  Charles: These movies came out like bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
• 1:21:59
  Charles: Yeah, they churned these out quick.
• 1:22:02
  Charles: Romantic fantasy film directed by David Slade
• 1:22:05
  Charles: from a screenplay by Blasey Rosenberg
• 1:22:06
  Charles: who wrote this last one,
• 1:22:09
  Charles: based on the 2007 novel Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer.
• 1:22:11
  Charles: It's a sequel to New Moon and the third installment,
• 1:22:15
  Charles: Bryce Dallas Howard joins the cast.
• 1:22:19
  Chris: Yeah, I did,
• 1:22:20
  Chris: Lynn,
• 1:22:21
  Chris: this is something Lynn told me
• 1:22:22
  Chris: after the movie was over that Bryce Dallas Howard
• 1:22:26
  Chris: And she replaced Rachel Lefebvre.
• 1:22:29
  Chris: Yeah, from "Shall We Write," by Rochelle Lefebvre.
• 1:22:31
  Chris: And that's kind of a bummer,
• 1:22:32
  Chris: because I really liked her character,
• 1:22:34
  Chris: and I hate Bryce Dallas Howard.
• 1:22:38
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:22:38
  Chris: Apparently,
• 1:22:39
  Chris: she asked for more money.
• 1:22:41
  Mandy: She asked for a raise,
• 1:22:42
  Mandy: and they weren't really willing to give it to her.
• 1:22:44
  Mandy: And she's like, "What are you gonna do,
• 1:22:45
  Mandy: replace me?"
• 1:22:45
  Mandy: And they said,
• 1:22:46
  Mandy: "Yes."
• 1:22:47
  Chris: Which is interesting,
• 1:22:48
  Chris: because in the Wikipedia article,
• 1:22:52
  Chris: I don't know if it's the one on Eclipse
• 1:22:54
  Chris: or the one on New Moon, but it actually says
• 1:22:56
  Chris: that there was a scheduling overlap for another movie
• 1:22:59
  Chris: where there was 10 days where the schedules overlapped
• 1:23:03
  Chris: and she was pissed off that they weren't willing
• 1:23:07
  Chris: to wait 10 days,
• 1:23:09
  Chris: so they just replaced her.
• 1:23:10
  Chris: I don't know whether either story is true,
• 1:23:12
  Chris: but at least that's what I read.
• 1:23:15
  Chris: Either way, that's a bummer.
• 1:23:16
  Mandy: But there's so much lore about it,
• 1:23:18
  Mandy: you really don't know what's true or not.
• 1:23:20
  Mandy: One of my favorite pieces of lore that I'm deciding
• 1:23:23
  Mandy: is going to be true is that in this episode in this season,
• 1:23:28
  Mandy: this-- nope,
• 1:23:29
  Mandy: this show, this movie
• 1:23:32
  Chris: You got there.
• 1:23:33
  Mandy: --Edward,
• 1:23:34
  Mandy: that Robert Pattinson saw Jacob and all the work
• 1:23:38
  Mandy: he had done over the year and said,
• 1:23:41
  Mandy: I'm not even trying.
• 1:23:42
  Mandy: And so he just sat and ate ice cream in Italy
• 1:23:45
  Mandy: for the entire time,
• 1:23:46
  Mandy: which is why they spray
• 1:23:48
  Mandy: painted his abs on so hard.
• 1:23:50
  Charles: Incredible.
• 1:23:50
  Mandy: He's like, I just put on weight.
• 1:23:51
  Mandy: He's like, there's no point in even trying.
• 1:23:53
  Mandy: I couldn't match that.
• 1:23:54
  Charles: Well,
• 1:23:54
  Charles: because he got so ripped.
• 1:23:56
  Charles: I wasn't lying when I said that they were going
• 1:23:59
  Charles: to recast him because he was so skinny.
• 1:24:01
  Charles: Which,
• 1:24:01
  Mandy: let's talk about the damage that does
• 1:24:03
  Mandy: as some young kid growing up like that.
• 1:24:04
  Charles: Yeah,
• 1:24:04
  Charles: 'cause he was like 16
• 1:24:06
  Charles: when he was the first movie, right?
• 1:24:07
  Mandy: Yeah, and so they say, hey, you're not,
• 1:24:10
  Mandy: your body,
• 1:24:11
  Mandy: who you are, who you're growing into
• 1:24:12
  Mandy: is not good enough for us.
• 1:24:14
  Mandy: And then it's like, you're going to lose this job
• 1:24:16
  Mandy: because you're not good enough.
• 1:24:19
  Mandy: And then what he had to do to transform himself.
• 1:24:22
  Charles: Yeah,
• 1:24:22
  Charles: which is like a
• 1:24:24
  Charles: insane transformation.
• 1:24:25
  Charles: Yeah,
• 1:24:26
  Mandy: yeah,
• 1:24:26
  Mandy: because well,
• 1:24:27
  Charles: yeah,
• 1:24:28
  Charles: did you know did you know Chris that he all he married a woman named Taylor?
• 1:24:33
  Charles: I did learn so they're the Taylor Lautner's.
• 1:24:36
  Mandy: Yeah, that's I
• 1:24:39
  Chris: That's a choice.
• 1:24:40
  Mandy: I love it. I love it. I want that for me. Yes.
• 1:24:43
  Mandy: Gosh, turn it change your name to Mandy
• 1:24:50
  Mandy: The straightest man on earth
• 1:24:52
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:24:53
  Mandy: Not doing that.
• 1:24:54
  Chris: Hey, you can't spell Mandy without man.
• 1:24:56
  Chris: This next movie was the first one filmed in IMAX.
• 1:25:00
  Mandy: No, really?
• 1:25:00
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:25:03
  Chris: And it only added $18 million to the budget.
• 1:25:06
  Charles: You know what?
• 1:25:07
  Charles: These are very cheap movies
• 1:25:10
  Charles: for how much they're grossing.
• 1:25:12
  Charles: Without a doubt,
• 1:25:12
  Charles: yeah.
• 1:25:13
  Charles: Which is very,
• 1:25:15
  Charles: very excited,
• 1:25:17
  Charles: exciting.
• 1:25:18
  Charles: Folks,
• 1:25:20
  Charles: I'm really excited for next week.
• 1:25:21
  Charles: Make sure to swing back by.
• 1:25:23
  Charles: We'll be here.
• 1:25:24
  Charles: Chris said that this was going to be a short show.
• 1:25:26
  Charles: It was an hour and a half.
• 1:25:28
  Mandy: Look, there's a lot to talk about
• 1:25:30
  Mandy: when it comes to Twilight.
• 1:25:31
  Charles: Come on.
• 1:25:32
  Mandy: OK, are we getting matching Twilight tattoos after this?
• 1:25:34
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:25:37
  Charles: What are we getting?
• 1:25:38
  Mandy: Oh, I don't know.
• 1:25:38
  Mandy: A moon?
• 1:25:39
  Mandy: Oh, wait, I've got one.
• 1:25:40
  Charles: Oh.
• 1:25:41
  Charles: You're already there.
• 1:25:42
  Charles: Are we getting, like, all the different phases of the moon?
• 1:25:44
  Charles: Yes.
• 1:25:45
  Chris: We need to get that thing we saw in the mug of Edward
• 1:25:49
  Chris: Edward in the thong.
• 1:25:52
  Chris: That's what we need.
• 1:25:53
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 1:25:54
  Mandy: on our butts.
• 1:25:55
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:25:57
  Charles: Incredible.
• 1:25:57
  Charles: See you next week.
• 1:25:58
  Charles: See you next week,
• 1:25:59
  Charles: bye.
• 1:26:00
  Charles: (kissing)
• 1:26:01
  Charles: All the kisses.
• 1:26:03
  Charles: So many kisses.
• 1:26:04
  Charles: (kissing)
• 1:26:09
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