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Show #316 Stevie 3:16 · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you.
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  Speaker 2: That's why it is a founding member of the Odd
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  Speaker 2: Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 3: Yo, what is up?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to episode three sixteen Stevie three sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: Oh ship, were going to kick some asks?
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  Speaker 4: Three second summer, they have water.
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  Speaker 3: Story, Yes, wild the Wile the well let me was playing.
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  Speaker 3: I was looking down on our episode title, which was
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  Speaker 3: three fifteen to Clarksville, which was because it was episode
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  Speaker 3: three fifteen and that was all I could. For some reason,
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  Speaker 3: three twenty to Uma popped in my head. It's like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: well we'll go with the train theme.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, why not? Why except except we actually did.
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  Speaker 3: Do the bfytw on the clock Tower episode which became
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  Speaker 3: episode three fifteen, so this is actually three sixteen. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I have to come up with a
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  Speaker 3: new title on the fly. And then I'm like, wait
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  Speaker 3: a minute, wasn't there.
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  Speaker 4: Austin three sixteen for a while? Let's do stebe three sixteen? Yes,
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  Speaker 4: hell yeah, I'm on board.
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  Speaker 3: Just taking you on the journey in my head anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome to Stone Cold Steam Something Stevie three sixteen.
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  Speaker 4: Stone Cold Stevie, Midnight Smoke.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Welcome to episode three sixteen of Everyone's Favorite panel
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  Speaker 3: show turned podcast with the possible exception of the Kate Leapers.
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  Speaker 4: This is awesome too.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's pretty damn good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean this is our favorite personally, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: sure there are some people who I'm not trying to
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  Speaker 3: brew a rivalry here, but that's what we're doing.
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  Speaker 6: I think.
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  Speaker 7: I think what we should do is have a live
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  Speaker 7: show and we should let the audience decide b F
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  Speaker 7: y t W or the gate Leapers like straight up,
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  Speaker 7: like straight up, we all performed games on each other's
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  Speaker 7: shows and ship and we just put the points and just.
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  Speaker 4: See who swap shows for for one episode. We just
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  Speaker 4: do the thing. Yeah, yeah, I am genuinely on board.
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  Speaker 3: We've already done like a gate Leaper style episode already already. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but we've never I don't know that we've ever had
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  Speaker 3: them on for a standard b fhy t W.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think we had too. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Swiss cheese.
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  Speaker 3: It's something to think about now. I'll ask them if
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  Speaker 3: they would be down for a swapper roo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be fun this time to come to
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  Speaker 1: the East coast.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, all they possibility, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: My god, it'd be so much fun.
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  Speaker 3: It would be a great trip.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is a panel show inspired podcast. We're gonna
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  Speaker 3: play three silly games, all of which are worth points
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  Speaker 3: that don't really matter. The player with the most points
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  Speaker 3: in the end gets no real prize at all or
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  Speaker 3: no real claim, just wins the game. Congrats to them,
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  Speaker 3: and then we move on with our lives.
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  Speaker 8: We just go back to the reality.
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  Speaker 3: We go back to the horrific thing known as reality
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  Speaker 3: of our I am afraid you have no choice. You
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  Speaker 3: have no choice, Stephen, back to reality for you.
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  Speaker 1: Growing up is dumb.
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  Speaker 5: Go back to wonderland, Peter Pan, I'd.
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  Speaker 7: Be drinking that little potion that shrink me down and
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  Speaker 7: get away from everybody, all right.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just gonna do the introductions. First of all,
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  Speaker 3: he's a gamer and a storyteller. Used to me my
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  Speaker 3: youngest friend. Now he's Aggie.
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  Speaker 9: He's a game whenever he's away.
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  Speaker 5: I've made it worse bright now, flashing my face onto it.
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  Speaker 7: I was just gonna say that I saw the freaking
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  Speaker 7: like your duffy picture up there.
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  Speaker 3: Your introduction question, sir, if you don't mind.
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  Speaker 8: Wait, I was supposed to come up with one.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, I like, but but now you have
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  Speaker 3: to come up with something, sir, What is something that
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  Speaker 3: you would like to talk about for thirty seconds on
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  Speaker 3: this show that you've never.
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  Speaker 4: Talked about before.
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  Speaker 3: Just pick something that's interesting to you that you've never
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  Speaker 3: discussed on this show and just talk to us about
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  Speaker 3: it for thirty seconds.
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  Speaker 5: What have I never talked about on this show?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 3: I love when I catch ogg you by surprise because
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  Speaker 3: he's never never readily come never, because even if I
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  Speaker 3: gave it to him an advance, he still wouldn't be ready.
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  Speaker 7: Because we're very vocal and open about pretty much everything.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I mean, oh my, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 10: What do I talk about?
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  Speaker 7: Like?
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  Speaker 1: I I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 5: There's there's this weird case where there's uh salt vinegar
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  Speaker 5: chips are seemed to be not as popular anymore and
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  Speaker 5: don't seem to be on the shelves as often. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: a lot of cases have been going to local convenience
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  Speaker 5: stores where Sultan vinegar chips from certain main brands, including
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  Speaker 5: Lays and Pringles, for whatever reason, are not putting out
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  Speaker 5: that flavor anymore. They're just mostly plain sour cumin, onion
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  Speaker 5: or barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy it's almost wild.
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  Speaker 4: I did not know Sultan vinegar chips were disappearing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's the only brands now have been like
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  Speaker 5: a couple off brands, including like a couple of main
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  Speaker 5: ones like Uts, Like they still have those ones, but
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  Speaker 5: they're usually the more pricier ones. But all the cheaper
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  Speaker 5: brands or the brands that usually have them on the
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  Speaker 5: cheaper or whatever, like, they don't keep them stocked as
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  Speaker 5: much anymore. Wild And I don't know, it's if it's
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  Speaker 5: either hoarding salt or vinegar or something on that line.
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  Speaker 4: I heard.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where I got this from, but it
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  Speaker 3: seemed to recall reading something maybe that the Earth was
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  Speaker 3: running out of salt.
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  Speaker 7: There was a shortage for a long time. I think
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  Speaker 7: it was two years ago there was an issue. But
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  Speaker 7: then it's also been they found a bunch too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, maybe we are eventually going to start
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  Speaker 3: harvesting resources from the surrounding planets instead of just hours.
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  Speaker 1: Right, which makes sense. But yeah, I mean that's all
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  Speaker 1: the moon stuff.
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  Speaker 5: It's just been a local conspiracy going on. It could
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  Speaker 5: just be just you know, maybe it's so popular, I'm
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  Speaker 5: just not getting to him in time.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, or it could be a local thing. Could
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  Speaker 3: be just that you're not seeing them here because people
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  Speaker 3: aren't buying them here, so they're shipping them to.
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  Speaker 5: Others popular here for some reason. Yeah, maybe, which makes
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  Speaker 5: no sense. You know, Buffalo Bill's fans all over the
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  Speaker 5: place here, right.
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  Speaker 4: I guess.
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  Speaker 3: Well, anyway, that was interesting. I did not know that
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  Speaker 3: because I do not consume them.
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  Speaker 4: Myself, but yeah, that's fascinating. I wonder why.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, moving on, he is a veteran and a podcaster,
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  Speaker 3: and technically that makes him a veteran podcaster.
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  Speaker 4: It's Stevie.
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  Speaker 1: It's Steve. It's not a lie.
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  Speaker 4: They don't get any weirder.
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  Speaker 3: Sir, what is something you have not talked about on
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  Speaker 3: this podcast that you'd like to talk about for thirty seconds?
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  Speaker 1: Can and hiking interesting?
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  Speaker 4: I think you have talked about camping, probably.
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  Speaker 7: Not like camping, camping like actually going out and cannot
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  Speaker 7: like I know.
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  Speaker 4: We discussed our I want to go in state.
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  Speaker 7: Happens, But I'm talking about like survival camping, like straight up,
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  Speaker 7: like let's pack a bag, eat, bring everything you think
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  Speaker 7: you need, and let's set out for two days and
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  Speaker 7: see what we can.
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  Speaker 1: Do because the worst comes to the worst two days.
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  Speaker 7: If you don't eat whatever, you can still get home
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  Speaker 7: and shit like whatever today is. But I'd like to
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  Speaker 7: get into that shit like I I've been getting into.
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  Speaker 1: Prepping a little of it.
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  Speaker 7: Oh boy, oh yeah, no time, no, just mostly like
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  Speaker 7: oll we Losese power and shit here.
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  Speaker 4: Given the state of the world, I understand.
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  Speaker 7: But like if shit happens, like I have a I
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  Speaker 7: have a bunch of foods that are good for like
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  Speaker 7: twenty five plus years that can have like forty servings
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  Speaker 7: per container. But it also makes sense, well, what happens
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  Speaker 7: if we get with one of those giant ice storms.
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  Speaker 7: We're fucked for a week and a half or something.
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  Speaker 7: But I also got like the freeze dried snack packs
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  Speaker 7: like the raisins and peanuts, and then the sweet things
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  Speaker 7: like cinnamon buttons and ship because not only am I
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  Speaker 7: a prepper, I'm a stoner prepper. So yeah, I'm prepping
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  Speaker 7: good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah I kind of saw this coming.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I'd like to do that, like i'd like
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  Speaker 7: to do like survival, like a week like survival weekend.
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  Speaker 7: Shit is fun, like I don't know why. It's bringing
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  Speaker 7: back a lot of like fun memories. And I used
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  Speaker 7: to actually like camp camp. When I was a kid,
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  Speaker 7: like my parents would take me actually camping, and like
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  Speaker 7: they evolved, like going from like we're in a tent
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  Speaker 7: to a pop up to an r V and I
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  Speaker 7: just got bigger and bigger and ship. But I always
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  Speaker 7: loved doing it. It was fun and I like fire.
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  Speaker 7: So okay, well campfires, camp fires?
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  Speaker 1: Starting them? No, starting camp fire.
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  Speaker 3: I'm your host pants Saran and Ogie hit.
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  Speaker 6: It some stones.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was just thinking about how I have like he's
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  Speaker 3: a this end of this and that makes him this.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of style of your intros.
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  Speaker 3: And I was just like, I'm a big panel show
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  Speaker 3: fan and a host, and that makes me a panel
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  Speaker 3: show host.
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  Speaker 4: It's Aaron.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: It's true.
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  Speaker 4: So it's not wrong.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, anyway, Hi, what I would like to talk
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  Speaker 3: about is soma.
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  Speaker 1: Is that some weird abbreviation to something I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's a video game. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It came out youngs Ago.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And so friend of the show Maddie, who's been
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  Speaker 3: on a bunch is also a listener and recently reminded
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  Speaker 3: me that I had promised her at one point that
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  Speaker 3: I was going to talk about Soma, And then we
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  Speaker 3: did the show where I talked about every horror game
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  Speaker 3: I'd played except.
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  Speaker 4: For that one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's horror, I was like.
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  Speaker 3: So I somehow managed to discuss every horror game I
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  Speaker 3: had played except the one I promised I would talk about.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, so I'm not only talk back for thirty
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  Speaker 3: seconds because Maddie deserves nothing less. Soma is an incredible game.
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  Speaker 3: There are some who would probably call it a walking
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  Speaker 3: simulator because there's not a lot of puzzles to it.
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  Speaker 3: There's not a lot of gameplay to it. You are
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  Speaker 3: pretty much just going from place to place to place
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  Speaker 3: and picking up the story in bits and pieces as
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  Speaker 3: you go.
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  Speaker 1: Like a Walking Dead game.
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  Speaker 3: But you're like, you are an accident survivor, a horrific
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  Speaker 3: accident which cost you the life of your spouse or
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  Speaker 3: girlfriend and left you with a debilitating brain injury.
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  Speaker 4: So you go to this place to get.
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  Speaker 3: Your brain scanned, and you fall asleep for the brain scan,
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  Speaker 3: and you wake up in some sort of decrepit facility
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  Speaker 3: that seems to be falling apart, and you slowly come
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  Speaker 3: to realize this facility is underwater and you're in some
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  Speaker 3: kind of suit, and then the room that you're in
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  Speaker 3: suddenly bursts open and water floods it and you panic,
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  Speaker 3: but you're still able to breathe. And then you know,
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  Speaker 3: as the game goes on, you learn that you are
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  Speaker 3: you are actually like that scan that you took, plugged
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  Speaker 3: into a robot of suits, and you're like, this is wild.
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  Speaker 4: So like what happened? Am I alive?
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  Speaker 3: Like the real you lived the rest of his life
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  Speaker 3: and died back on you know, well, you're still on Earth,
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  Speaker 3: but the rest of humanity is like gone, and it's
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  Speaker 3: it's just this wild. It's this wild adventure of like
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  Speaker 3: trying to save the last premnency of humanity and shoot
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  Speaker 3: them off into space before it before before there's no
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  Speaker 3: more chance to do so, and humanity dies on the
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  Speaker 3: dying planet that is Earth, and uh, it's it's really
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  Speaker 3: really a very good there's a lot of discussion about
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  Speaker 3: the nature of existence and.
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  Speaker 4: And what does it mean if you copy yourself?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, because uh, this is a this is a fun
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  Speaker 3: like technology that people love to put in books and
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  Speaker 3: movies and video games. Is the idea of yourself actually
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  Speaker 3: live residing in a computer, right, But is that person
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  Speaker 3: really a person?
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  Speaker 4: Is it actually you? Or is it just a computer
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  Speaker 4: pretending to be you?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Just taking all your characters, like.
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  Speaker 4: Do you really exist?
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  Speaker 3: And it just so happens that Maddie encouraged me to
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  Speaker 3: play this game right in the middle of when I'm
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  Speaker 3: writing a book about the very same damn thing.
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  Speaker 4: There you go. So it was No.
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  Speaker 3: I absolutely it, thoroughly enjoyed it. It really unlocked for
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  Speaker 3: me a lot of what book three is going to be,
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  Speaker 3: and it was. It was a fantastic recommendation from her.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm really very grateful, and I just wanted to
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  Speaker 3: talk about some a little bit because she deserved it,
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  Speaker 3: and I should have done it a long time ago,
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  Speaker 3: and I just didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know you should do is have her on
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  Speaker 1: and we can talk about it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, we'll do the Soma cast.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll get you guys to play or watch watch
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  Speaker 3: play through on YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: It's not a very long game, so it won't take
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  Speaker 4: as a story games, so I can play.
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  Speaker 3: It's in first person, so you'll I like that, you'll
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  Speaker 3: enjoy that part of it.
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  Speaker 5: Yea.
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  Speaker 3: Not not guns, I'm afraid, not not a lot.
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  Speaker 4: I think there might be some small.
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  Speaker 1: Comb one weapon there might be to be a gun.
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  Speaker 4: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: I hate, I don't. I dislike I don't.
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  Speaker 7: I dislike games where I don't have the ability to
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  Speaker 7: do some things I should be able to do in reality.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it bothers me a little, so I'm very very
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  Speaker 1: that's some fun. I'd be down, very very.
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  Speaker 4: Grateful to Maddy.
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  Speaker 3: So if if she wants to do the SMA cast,
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  Speaker 3: we absolutely can.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 4: Let's all right, but for.
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  Speaker 3: Now we have our own panel. Let's get onto it.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna play like share block. I've got three silly
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  Speaker 3: stories already and set for you.
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  Speaker 4: Guys.
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  Speaker 3: All you have to do is tell me which one
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  Speaker 3: of these I would like, which one I would share,
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  Speaker 3: and which one I would block.
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  Speaker 4: On social media, there is.
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  Speaker 3: Only one correct combination, and there is one status for
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  Speaker 3: each story, so there will be like, there will be
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  Speaker 3: a share and there will be a block. You just
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  Speaker 3: got to order them correctly. Speaking of, let's get to
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  Speaker 3: our first story. Is that putting googly eyes on food
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  Speaker 3: can stop beach seagulls from stealing your fries?
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  Speaker 1: You know what.
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  Speaker 7: I love that so much, and I'm not gonna lie
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  Speaker 7: at my job. I work as a cook at a cafeteria.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody I don't know who it was. It was not me,
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  Speaker 1: I wish it was.
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  Speaker 7: Somebody put googly eyes on our napkin dispenser and the
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  Speaker 7: dispenser looks like its mouth and it's so funny because
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  Speaker 7: the napkins will hang out, looks like it's tongues flopping
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  Speaker 7: out it. Right now, I don't want to know Breeze
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  Speaker 7: goes by.
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  Speaker 1: It's like.
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  Speaker 3: It, so honestly, whoever, whoever decided to invent Google eyes
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  Speaker 3: for mass distribution, fucking bravo.
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  Speaker 5: Genius genius artists. Those seagulls, of course, are not happy
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  Speaker 5: about it.
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  Speaker 1: No, they understand the joke is their problem.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't even gotten into the story. We've just been
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  Speaker 4: a story.
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  Speaker 3: So a team from the University of Exeter in the
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  Speaker 3: UK to this story. She she was inspired to do
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  Speaker 3: this study after witnessing a seagull steal some French fries
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  Speaker 3: from a beach goer in summer twenty five. She had
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  Speaker 3: noticed that seagulls will approach food more cautiously if someone's.
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  Speaker 4: Looking at them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, think that's a trap.
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  Speaker 4: So they tried.
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  Speaker 3: They tried the the age old practice of putting googly
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  Speaker 3: eyes on takeaway boxes. They took these, some of which
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  Speaker 3: had eyes on them and some of which didn't, to
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  Speaker 3: uh coastal towns in Cornwall. And so then and they
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  Speaker 3: left eye both of them out in areas with seagulls
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  Speaker 3: and just observed. And the eyes, the Google eyes really
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  Speaker 3: did make a difference. The seagulls were significantly more careful
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  Speaker 3: when approaching the eye equipped food box and much preferred
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  Speaker 3: going after the ones without eyes, to the point where
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  Speaker 3: the study has has concluded that seagulls are fifty percent
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  Speaker 3: less likely to steal your food if it has googly
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  Speaker 3: eyes on it. Yeah, yeah, fifty it's a big jump.
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  Speaker 7: Well, the other half to have learned already will teach
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  Speaker 7: the other half pretty fucking quick as the problem.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's the thing too.
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  Speaker 10: It's like, if there's more works on seagulls, who know,
• 17:46
  Speaker 10: who knows what else it could work on. So put
• 17:49
  Speaker 10: everything your stuff from like mice and stuff, and do
• 17:53
  Speaker 10: like terrifying things like this.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to eat that.
• 17:58
  Speaker 10: I don't know about you, guys, I would skip make
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: it unappetizing, looking like like that, like that looks like that.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Nexture a little furry no, thank you, no, thank you.
• 18:12
  Speaker 10: But you know you scare away like people. You don't
• 18:15
  Speaker 10: want to eat your ship, you know you spaghetti.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Manly speak. That's crazy.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: It's a shame. It's not flying.
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: It can be.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: I'm sure it can, yes.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: But yeah, the only downside is they they any seagulls
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: that decide to eat the things with the Google eyes
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: might accidentally eat the googly eyes as well, which is
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: good for them.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Promatic. Yeah, that kind of sucks.
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: Like well, I think we're just trying to more like
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: star attaching just stuff to your food and then giving
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: it to them, leaving.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: It out or whatever. Please don't do that.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean again, it might scare off seagulls, but
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: it's going to attract riots. Yeahs, don't give a ship
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: if it's got eyes or not.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: All right, let's move on to story number two. Florida
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: woman arrested for damaging airbnbs by filming watersports porn Oh Florida,
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: So yeah, pets Cola, Florida. Shortly after, a woman named
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Nicole ke no Nicolette keo, excuse me had stayed at
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: an Airbnb. Its owner, who is currently unidentified and should
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: stay that way, received a rather distressing message on the
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Airbnb app from an anonymous person who said that Keyo
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: had urinated on several items at the property, and the
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: whistleblower informed the owner that she had posted videos of
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: the act online. Now, this could have just been a
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: malicious online troll, but the owner was like, I'm going
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: to check into this. So she did some independent online
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: sleuthing and she did find a video on an adult
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: website of Kyo peeing on furniture and the owner recognized
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: the house. So the owner went to check out the
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: property and she smelled a strong odor of urine in
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: the house. She identified all the items that Kio had
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: peed on. It's a long list. An antique Crown Royal chair,
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: a rug, four dining room chairs, a bed, TV, coffee maker,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: electric fireplace, record player, and toaster.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Got a question, what's the penalty for that?
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: The penalty, I can't say, but I can't tell you
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: that the cost of all the stuff that she peed
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: on wracked up to three.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Dollars civil court, so I.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Think the average is like five to seven times, So
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: twenty grand probably is going to be probably going to
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: be her penalty. The cops are going to go up
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: to her and say you're in trouble. Ah, that's just sorry.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: This was a mistake.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: You've led her.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Stop sorry, this is toilet humor, you bladder stopf.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Alright, Okay, we'll stop with the So at.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Some point, well I'm not done.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: At some point, the owner realized that the same girl
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: had stated another property she owned on the same street,
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: so she went to check that one out too, and
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: it was the same story. She found a p soaked
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: rug of oz accent wall chair and tiger rug which
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: racked up to thirteen hundred and seventy five dollars.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Was this targeted?
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: I no, I believe she just ran on, just wanted
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: to make pea videos and didn't want to do it
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: in her own home because cleanup sucks. So she's like,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I'll make somebody else clean it up.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I get fought top. But that's not fun. That's a
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: chemical that biohazard.
• 21:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: The owner Immediate Studio immediately called the.
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: Cops by a studio called bio Studio.
• 22:07
  Speaker 12: I mean.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Has been arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief, and
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: the Airbnb is permanently banned Keyo from the platform and
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: is aiming to reimburse the property owner.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: At least Airbnb's taking it. If the she didn't have
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: like sue and civil court to get.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Is horrible. Yeah, but what I would say is what
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: sucks is I hope she grabbed the carpets too, because
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: do you know there's splatter drapes, carpet windows. I'd like
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: replace every I want the whole house burns.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: Honestly, yeah, burn it down, give me a new one.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: What was it? Or maybe you can afford it. You're fine.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Anyway, let's move on before our listeners get pissed. Story
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: number three. Yeah, we'll leave that one up because honestly
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: it's appropriate.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I kind of like that story number three. Somebody stole
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: four hundred thousand KitKat bars in Europe.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I haven't been to Europe, and yeah, just just.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Divest yourself from this one immediately, because you're you're the first.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Person to say I get snaggy.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I don't think you use a KitKat guy, to be honest, really,
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: I like them.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: They're it's just like eat it like a cookie.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: I'll eat them if somebody has them at like a
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: party or like a Halloween bat.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I like them better than Reese's.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Really. Yeah, Oh my god, I'm Maurice's boy all the way.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I like them a lot better than those.
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: I know, I would take a kick Cat over Snickers here.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I would agree with that. I do
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: like Snickers, but I like Kitcat more.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know why we're having this.
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: Let's talk about the actual news story.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Really, Let's let's stop the show and just go to
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: a candy story.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah right, I know, I just can't bet sixty dollars there, Let's.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Go Jesus all right, So, uh, late last week.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: It wasn't very long ago, but this went viral on
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: the internet, so everybody knows about it. A truck carrying
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: a load of KitKat bars left a Nestley production facility
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: in central Italy, and it was destined for a storage
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: facility in Poland, from where the kit Cats would be
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: distributed to retail Poland.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: You say, yeah, who's an enemy of Poland?
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: I'm asking, I really have no fucking Okay, yeah, genius
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: tactician right here.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: The truck never arrived. Somewhere somehow along the way, the
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: entire truck in its cargo disappeared, and at the time
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: of this writing, not a trace of the vehicle or
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: the kit Cats has been discovered. This might have been
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: found by now, because this this the website I'm getting
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: the info from. I pulled this article last week. Oh
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: These these articles are all a week old, by the way,
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: just half way. So it's possible that the vehicle has.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Been found and the kit cats have been recovered. But
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: the shipment contained exactly four hundred and thirteen thousand, seven
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: hundred and ninety three chocolate bars and they weigh around twelve.
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: Tons almost eleven points something but close not that around.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: It's because we ate most of one freaking chocolate covered fingerprint. Huh.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: However, the fact that nobody seems to know what's going
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: on has not stopped people from having the most fun
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: with this. There were so many pictures anywhere, Like I
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: couldn't go anywhere online without tripping over a picture of
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: somebody superimposed in front of the giant palette of kit Cat,
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: which was delightful.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: But I know who did it? You do?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: It was this guy?
• 26:03
  Speaker 13: Is that the dude from Walker yes Worth Worth slug
• 26:08
  Speaker 13: Worth That guys.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: That guy's awful.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, Oh my god, I love it, I love it.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: So it turns out there is a black market for chocolate.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: What's the website?
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: I'm chocolate.
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: I just haven't have some extra not milk chocolate to
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: to pedal, I mean to get on, you know, get
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: rid of.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Uh huh uh.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: The thieves made with a lot of chocolate that was
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: doesn't So is it possible there will be a kit
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: cat shortage in Europe?
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Maybe?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Nestley has given conflicting statements on whether or not they
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: can meet the demand in Europe now. Originally they said
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: the theft could result in shortages in some European countries.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: But if you are European and you're really hungry for
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: a kit cat, we can only apologize.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Don't come here.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Us, No, I mean that, And those are our kikiS.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: It might have been Stevie more.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Than my golden bars. I don't heard all about. Also,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: that warehouse is all done, guys.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Anywhere near it?
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: We have our three stories. Putting Google eyes on food
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: can stop beat Siegels from stealing your fries. Florida woman
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: arrested for damaging airbnbs by filming watersports porn, and somebody
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: stole four hundred thousand KitKat bars in Europe which one
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: of these did I like?
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Which one did I share? And which one did I block?
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: And I honestly don't remember.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: So technically, when we played b FY tw on the
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: clock Tower, the Evil Team one and Augie was on
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: the Evil team.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Oh you do that way?
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, spoilers, So Augie technically won the last episode. So Stevie,
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: you'll get first, which one of these that I like?
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Which one did I share? And which one did I block?
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: I think logically, I know it's very odd for me
• 28:08
  Speaker 7: to use that phrase and a phrase that I'm about
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: to continuate continuate with because that's a word now I use.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Logically, you know, fucked me all up.
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: I'm going to say you like the googly eyes because
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: they're fucking funny, and they are everybody should get Google
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: eyes on something in their life, especially at your workplace.
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: I'm going to say you blocked the water sports because
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: Aaron's not into that. I know, I know, I know,
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: Stop sending the fucking letters. He's not into it. And
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: I think you're gonna share the Kika thief thing just
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: to show support not for the thief.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: But for.
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: Who makes k nestlie. So that way, b F Y
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: t W is an ally with you during this thieving time,
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: and we're here to help.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Nestlie, if you want to say, the free
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: kick cats, we will absolutely take them.
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: The one hundred man, I got a forklift the reason.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: Literally no reason.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can keep one of his and swap the
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: other two, or you can.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Go entirely your own way. What do you want to do?
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: It was like block share.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Order, like block and share things.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Okay, so probably swapping one of them. I just don't
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: know which one. Uh, but I'll just go in my
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: order anyways. So I think I think you're just gonna
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: like the water sports because it's it's yeah, it's fun.
• 29:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I like, all, doesn't this look like fun?
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: Like when I googled imaged water sports like stuff like
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: jet skis, oh, synchronized dancing came in.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Like, it does look like fun.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: It does look like Unfortunately.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: The story was not about that kind of thing.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, got confused, that's all.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: So you don't like that one, and what do you
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: what about the other two?
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: And then you're going to share the googly eyes because
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: you know, why wouldn't you?
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Because it is kind of funny.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: Also, it's probably gonna end up being spread.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Around quite a bit.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: We're probably gonna see that it's just out daily.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: Uh, and you probably blocked the KitKat thing because well,
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Nestlie is a corporation that like takes advantage of a
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: lot of people and a lot of resources, So fuck.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Them, fair fair, But how about your kit cats? So
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: we have an interesting situation here because neither of you
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: got it exactly right. Dude, rock story number one, putting
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Google amas on food can stop seagulls from stealing your fries.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: I shared that ship. That's funny to me. I absolutely would.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Like I'm putting Google to the beach.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Send a concrete solution.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: To a problem. But it is something.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Water sports porn I absolutely one thousand percent, zero percent into.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: So STEVEE was right. I absolutely blocked that ship.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: And last but not least, the kick at Bars is
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: kind of funny, but it went over viral and I
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: got tired of it very fast, so I.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Just like that.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: I didn't share it or block it. So Stevie got
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: my block right. Oggie got my share right. But it
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: goes in order share like block, whoever got the share
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: right will win over someone.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Who got blocked right. So Aggie wins the game. And
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: gets one episode point.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Very good job of.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Very well done. So that's one episode point. But Stevie,
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: not to worry.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Game two is gonna be worth two points and we're
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: gonna play that game right after this.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Brown found mail bag, found mail Bago getting him litters. Hey,
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: welcome to the mail bag. What do we get this week, Stevie?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Dude, we got like so many of the things. It
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: was crazy awesome. Yeah yeah, so I think we should
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: start with this and this is the best thing. So
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: y'all let you read this one.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, this is our friend from our friend eight bit.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Uh and he said, listening to the new b F
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Y t W episode and hitting the segment where the
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: boys talked about Good Boy and I'm.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: In tears, Oh, buddy.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Legitimately is like I always put my heart and soul
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: into every game I work on, solo or contract project,
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: and if someone genuinely enjoys it, there's no better feeling.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, man, hell yeah. And you deserve to feel
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: that good because that game fucking rocks.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: So much fun.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I can't wait. We were all.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: About playing it again with you and uh and dude,
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: I've loved everything you put together, you know, I still
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: pop in Dopy Doky Gravity Panic for some fun every now. Yeah,
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: and it's a great time. It's it's a short arcadie
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: kind of game, so I don't know, play for hours
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: on end, but I still open it up every now,
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: and it's still installed on my computer and I.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Still played it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: So thank you for everything you've done so far. And
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: I'm excited to see what you're gonna do next.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Man, man, I love it. I cannot wait to get
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: more time into that game hell and to see how
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: it's just going to evolve.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: But thank you, thank you for shouting us out that. Really,
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: that really feels good.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Man. I'm glad. You're really glad you felt good about that,
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: because you should.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: You should. Yeah rocks.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: All right, what's next? What do we got next?
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: We got some comments from a show three fourteen oops,
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: all chills, like.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Three chill shows in a row.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: And then we did like a crazy like we weird game.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Brand news.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: That we're starting.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah the blood on what are.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: You on the clock tower?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun. I'm the actually had a really good time.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: I like to set up.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna we're aiming to do that once a month,
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: so I'm gonna send invitations out for the next month
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: coming up soon.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: What I will do next time is I did record
• 33:58
  Speaker 7: my view too, is I will record the same thing,
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: but I'm going to lower the quality so it's not
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: like a hundred something gigs.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I was recording like four fucking k I'm just like.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Ten twelve magas per second is all that is wild.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: So I was gonna send it to you like, No,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm deleting this ship, all right.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Well, before we get to episode three fifteen, Yes, what
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: did they have say about show three four?
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: Oh? We had a few comments one from Bill m
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: don't drill Bill, please drill Bill.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: I forgot about that. Another mate bit.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: He said this episode made me cry legitimately did. Yeah,
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: oh dude, don't worry about it.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Thanks for the kind of words you guys. It means
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: the world. And Stevie's game was amazing.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: I played along because I thought I would know the
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: titles of those point I mean, I thought I could
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: guess it game. Yeah, I'm always a coming back.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: I've only been there once.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: The Flayers doesn't even have to be a video game
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: episode as long as it doesn't involve movie or TV
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: show names, because those get the funniest translation in German.
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, I didn't even think about it translation
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: game with him.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe I guess American German translation.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's different enough where it would actually
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: challenge it.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: I just don't want it to wind up being offensive,
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: which is always a concern back in my brain. Yeah,
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: it's always, especially when we're interacting with people from slightly
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: different cultures.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Although Germans not that far from I mean.
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: You'll be fun, a bit far from disclaimer at the
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: beginning of the episode, and he.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Even adds, although that could be a fun game to
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: subject you guys to guess the movie or show from
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: the German translated back to English title.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, yeah, we could absolutely be fun.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yes, I had down for that.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be Then, Kristen said, this episode made me
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: laugh so hard.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Excellent job on the game, Stevie. Yeah, oh I agree.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: I was in tears throughout that entire thing.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: That game was different. It was definitely was different. Yeah,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: it was.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: You should you should make more games.
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: I should make more games. Yeah, maybe I should come
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: up with some like new games.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe maybe I already did.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Oh sh a job.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch's getting ready for the summer. Motherfuckers.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: If that's all the male, let's get back to the show.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: two is gonna be pop Culture Fight Club. Let's do
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: This is the game about answering a tough question and
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: defending your position. I'm gonna ask each player for the
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: best something or their favorite something from the world of culture,
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: and they'll have to explain and defend themselves as best
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: they can, and the best answer, as judged by me,
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: will get two episode points. And gentlemen, this time the
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: question is what is the best comfort TV show? What
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: television show do you turn to when you're down or
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: feeling helpless in the desperate search for something better? What
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: show serves as a warm blanket when you really need one?
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: And why Augie won the last game. So Stevie, you
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: have the choice. Would you like to go first or
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: do you want to make Ogie go first?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I think I'm actually gonna go first this time.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know why you're taking pictures in the middle
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: of the show.
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: But because I wanted to be interactive. Okay, all right,
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: so my comfort thing and comfort is different for everybody obvious.
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: I fucking peek.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Behind a curtain.
• 38:04
  Speaker 7: I go to mental health thing Ease, which is great
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: and it's helpful, Like therapy is awesome, and through therapy,
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: I've learned to deal with a lot of my emotions
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: in different ways instead of just like frustration and anger, which.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Is fine, right, It's fine now that that's the serious part.
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: Here's where it gets really good, though, And I think
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: the best show for me in that aspect is actually Futurama.
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: So not only did I grow up like in the
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: time of when this happened, Like I remember the exact
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: moment I saw the very first episode of Futurama because
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: I was in my living room with butter adult Swim
• 38:44
  Speaker 7: was a brand new thing. I cart new network that
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: came on and we saw bender shit a brick.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: And from that moment episode one I died. I'm like,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: this show is fucking great.
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: It's such a smart, comedic, funny bone for you know.
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: And here's where the controversy is gonna hit with some
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: other people and for me, I enjoy this for this reason.
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: There's like four or five episodes that most people skip
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: right the fuck over because of how emotional they are,
• 39:12
  Speaker 7: I know one of them's the dog one, which one
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: hundred percent get. Another one's like the four leaf clover
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: thing with his brother, and the other one's quit his
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: mom and then the memory or some shit, and I
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: think his grandparents or something was the last one.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I get something like that. But they were like the ones.
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: Nobody else, like even in our house, will watch those episodes.
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: They will skip over them. We will binge this show
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: and skip those emotional shows.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Are those episodes?
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Me?
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: On the other hand, I like that because.
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: It gets all that crap out stuff you're holding on to, like,
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: I know it's done whatever. I feel so good after
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: I cry that good emotional cry. So I get everything
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: with that show. I get the rebellion against the government,
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: I get the stupid comedy, I get the smart comedy.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I get the emotion out of it.
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: I get so much and I can rewatch that show
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: over and over again without an issue.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah very good, yea olgie. Would you like to poke
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: any holes in his particular choice? Uh?
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: So for your uh for your feel good like curl
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: up blanket episode stuff like that? Do you mean like
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: sleep too?
• 40:27
  Speaker 8: And we'll actually watch the episode that's different.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I fall asleep on my couch. It's dumb, but no.
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: I mean I've always just put the show on just
• 40:35
  Speaker 7: in the background if there's nothing going on, like if
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: I can't find anything to go. Futuramas simple, it's easy.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: It's just just the white noise you need.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not even that because you don't have
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: to watch it to get the jokes. You can laugh.
• 40:47
  Speaker 7: I mean again, I've seen every episode multiple times, so
• 40:50
  Speaker 7: I can see the episodes in my head and when
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: they're playing out by pretty much anything from Growing has
• 40:55
  Speaker 7: been good in my eyes.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, Simpson started it.
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: Futurama's been great, even that Disenchanted which I was watching
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: when you came in today, like something about that stuff.
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: It's to me, it hits everything, and I can put
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: any episode on and be fine with it.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, so that's his choice, but it could be any
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: grow nig Matt.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Well, it's shoot, Hurama's my big one. The other ones.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: I just like Simpsons and whatnot.
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: I like them, but I'd rather go back and watch
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: Futurama than I would go through and watch the Simpsons.
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: Simpsons is iconic, I get it, but yeah, no, Futurama,
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: that's a that's replayability right there. The only reapeliability in
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: my eyes on the Simpsons are the Halloween episodes. Once
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: you've seen an episode of great, but that's it. When
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: was the last time you sat down and watched the
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: Simpsons other than the Halloween ones? You don't, that's it.
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: Nobody does anymore. And it's fine that they're great. But sorry,
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I can't.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I'm getting into it, man.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: All right, I don't really have anything to attack per
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: se because it sounds like, but it doesn't sound to
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: me like this is the show.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: You turn to when you are at your lowest. It
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: just sounds like something you just kind of always have on.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: But I don't have a show I watched at my lowest.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I play video games.
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: That what's our whole diploma the whole time talking about
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: this is we don't do that because I don't have
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: We don't have TV up in our rooms. We don't
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: have a TV at all upstairs, so we don't watch TV. Yeah,
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: so it's different for us. We play video games.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah, no, that's that's fine that it's still a
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: reasonably good answer for the question. All right, Well, let's
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: turn over to Augie and see what Aggie has to offer. Augie,
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: what would you say is your favorite comfort TV show?
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: And why?
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: So?
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: I had a different answer prepped, but I'm going to
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: change its second because something popped into my head. I
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: hadn't thought about it in a long time, but I
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: know I would absolutely love and sit down and would
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: be definitely kind of like a a reinspiring moment, and
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: that would be The Crocodile Hunter.
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: Oh shit, Okay, there are five seasons.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: Of The Crocodile Hunter, and it is the entire adventure
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: that was on Animal Planet of Steve Irwin and his
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: adventures and all the lessons that he taught and everything,
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: and that was the man that inspired me to get
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: into biology and everything like that.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: And that would definitely be kind.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: Of a sit back down and just watch how he
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: did it and how how much he loved it and
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: how inspiring that is.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, what were you originally going to go with?
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: If I was originally going to go with Bob's Burgers?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, another another good one.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: If if I didn't for those watching on our Patreon
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: watching me mess with our back screen, there you go.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: It's a good Showburger is a good show too.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: But thinking about it, it kind of falls on where
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: Steve was landing, where it's something that I could just
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: turn on in the background and just listen to while
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: I'm doing other ships, whereas.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: The Crocodile Hunter, I would probablys.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Just sit down and just watch that. Yeah, I wouldn't
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: have anything else going on in the background, that's fair.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I like that. I like that a lot now.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: I think that's that's a pretty.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: When was the last time you watched The Crocodile Hunt?
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: It has been some time to admittingly, but I genuinely
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: know that that is something because it's it's kind of
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: like revisiting something like what like inspired you to do,
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: like go like go into the military basically, like if
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: you revisited that when it still inspires you today, you know,
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: right right, the same kind of thing, and I feel
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: like it's something I should reignite it to kind of that's.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: A good answer to it. Again, that's a really good answer.
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I have no offensive I mean, you already did nothing.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: You already did, and I think it was a good,
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: good thing. I similarly do am running like through my
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: brain as to what could I could possibly poke.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: A hole in that but I honestly can't.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: And uh, I'm just gonna briefly go over my pick
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: for the same question. So I originally thought of this
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: in much the same way that that Stevie did, and
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: like I was gonna pick the deal or No Deal UK,
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: just because.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: It is an.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Emotional roller coaster, like one one day the contestant is
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: gonna win, the other day they're gonna crash out and
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: go home with a pound, you know, and you watch
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: them as their dreams fall away, and like you see
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: the disappointment on their face and on the faces of
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: the other contestants who have gotten to know them over
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: the past weeks, and you're just like it, it's it.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: It can be so heartbreaking but also so uplifting. And
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: it's just this crazy two person game, you know, one
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: trying to get the box as cheap as possible and
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: the other trying to get as much money as they
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: possibly can. And I don't know what it is about it,
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: but I just I just have it on the background,
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: and it really is. It really is something that I
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: get a lot from on an emotional level, right right
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: either way, I really get to feel those emotions and
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: I've cried more than once watching a stranger I've never
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: met and will never meet, as their dreams smash the
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: pieces and something they've been hoping to achieve is still
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: held from their grasp. And it's really hard sometimes, especially
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: when it's not they want the money, they need.
• 46:53
  Speaker 7: It, that really really gets Yeah, fucking got greedy.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: Now, that's usually not what happened.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Usually, they they sometimes the things just don't go their way,
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: like there were players famously, Nicki Tucker literally got to
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: eight Bucks with like twenty grand and seven blues and
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: immediately opened the twenty grand and still had to play
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: half the game knowing she wasn't gonna get shit. Yeah,
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: that does, and that royally sucked, Like yeah, so I
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: was gonna go with that. But the more I thought
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: about it, and especially after Augie said it was about reinspiration,
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: about pulling himself back up, I think the actual correct
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: answer is leverage. I've talked about.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: It a lot.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've talked about it a lot on this show,
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: and it is. It is the most fantastic cast of characters.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: And I just shared like a Facebook post. I might
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: just read it out for batim because it is is
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: such a fantastic show and I absolutely adore it to bits,
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: but it basically goes over like all the all the
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Leverage characters, right, and how they are incredibly unique.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: If I could just.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Find it, which I don't think I can anyway. So oh, no,
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: I got it. I thought I got it. It's not here,
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: it's gone never mind, it's gone. Fuck it anyway. Leverage
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: is a great show. Is an incredible show about about
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: about thieves and criminals who actually.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: Do the good in the world that the rich people
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: don't do.
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: It.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: It is very much like It's It starts with someone
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: who has a sob story about what this company or
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: what this rich person has done to them, right, and
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: they say, we.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: Will, you know, will provide leverage.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: We'll get them off your back and get them, you know,
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: we'll get some retribution in some way. And it usually
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: ends with some trump like obnoxious rich person losing everything, oh,
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: sometimes going to jail, sometimes literally losing their money, and
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: sometimes losing their house and just handing it over to
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: the guy who they took his house.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: It's it's not only is it genius because the heists
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: are really well done and the way they turn things
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: around on the bad guys always always incredible and cathartic.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: But it gives me hope in this world because like
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: so many, so many of our TV shows and our movies,
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: like Marvel is full of these bad guys that are
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: like cart woonishly bad.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they want to make sure, hey, this is not real.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Whereas Leverage is like, these are real people who exist
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: in the world, and we're showing you a fantasy of
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: them getting their come upance. And I remind myself that
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: it is a fantasy. More often than not they get
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: away with doing these awful things to people. But just
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: seeing it, just experiencing it and imagining it and living
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: in that fantasy world, even just for a minute, is
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: it just lifts my spirits so much. And thank god
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: they're continuing to make the show like they did. The
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: original run with Timothy Houghton and five seasons were fantastic.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: They're great, and I still revisit them. For the new series,
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Leverage Redemption does not have Timothy Houghton in it because
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: of some allegations and whatnot, But the the recasting that
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: they've done, you know, bringing in Noah Wiley and the
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: girl who plays hardest and sister, she's incredible she's a
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: queer black kid like Barely eighteen nineteen twenty. But she's
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: smart as hell and funny as hell, and like the
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: whole cast is fantastic and the show's incredible, and it's
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: just it really pulls me out of a hole. When
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: I start getting really really depressed about the world and
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: the state of things, I know I can turn to
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: leverage right just and feel better about things. So that
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: would be my choice one hundred percent. But my choice
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: doesn't matter because it's about what you guys picked, And
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: in this case, considering considering the wording of the question,
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: I understand why Stevie went with Futurama. I'm actually going
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: to give it to Augia in this one, okay, because
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: of how impactful I know watching The Crocodile Hunter would
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: be for you, because I know you and I know
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: what you're like, and I know that that would it
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: would re energize you and make you feel ready to
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: go on and take on the world again if you
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: were in a position to feeling like you couldn't anymore.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Because I got that feeling when you were discussing it,
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: and I really did believe it, and so I had
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: to go with him.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: I mean nothing against Futurama.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: You are more of motivational than comfort.
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: All.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's it's very.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: There is a lot to like about Futurama, and there
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: are a lot of great episodes, and it does do
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: a lot for you emotionally. Like I said, same with
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: me for Deal and No Deal. It does a lot.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: For me on an emotional level.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: But when I'm feeling down like that's when I turned
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: to and I got much more of the sense that
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: that is would really work.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: Froggy.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: So Oggie hits the two points, but that's okay, Stevie.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Game three is worth three points and if you get it,
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: you'll be tied up and we'll see what happens right after.
• 52:52
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• 54:08
  Speaker 3: All right, I've got five surveys here asking questions like
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: what percentage of Americans believing ghosts? One player will guess
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: the exact percentage. If they're within ten points high or low,
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: they get a point. The other player is gonna guess
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: whether the actual answer is higher or lower, and they
• 54:22
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  Speaker 3: gets three episode points. So, Stevie, you are lost the
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: last game. So you have the choice, do you want
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: to guess the percentage first? Or do you want to
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: go hire lower first? Basically, I'm asking if you want
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: to guess the percentage three times or guess hire A
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: lower three times, you'll do the other one twice.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: This is about ghosts.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: I know this is not necessarily about ghosts.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Do we not know what it is yet?
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: Nope, you don't know.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Every time I try to get something out of you.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: I try to get a good mix. So there's politics,
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: there's spending, there's game A, there is AI, and there
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: is sex.
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: WHOA all right, so I want to I want to
• 55:07
  Speaker 7: go higher and lower multiple times?
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: Please?
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, So you're gonna you're gonna guess higher lower. So Augie,
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: you have to give me the correct percentage or close
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: to the correct percentage of this. According to an April second,
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty six YUGO poll, what percentage of Americans age
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: sixty five or older approve of former US Attorney General
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: Pam Bondy getting fired? What percentage of Americans sixty five
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: or older said they five are older, they approve of
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Pam Bondy getting fired.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: As much as it pains me, it's it's a very
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: specific age group. If it was younger, it would be
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: higher because it's sixty five and older.
• 55:49
  Speaker 8: Yes, because old fucks out there don't know how to
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: just Oh he's like die, why won't you fuck just die?
• 55:58
  Speaker 8: Stop trying to kill us.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: You don't want my auxygen.
• 56:01
  Speaker 7: I need to speak in my opinion, har.
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: No offense, but your greed is suffocating. Nice anyways, sixty
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: five and higher. I'm gonna guess it's going to be
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: close to around the sixty three percentage.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, August says sixty three approved of Yes, approved of
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Pam BONDI getting fired. Do you think it was higher
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: or lower than.
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: Six side of Yes, but not super I'm gonna say
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: just lowered that though, like just barely lowered than that
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: sparely Yeah.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Like what do you think I'm thinking like fifty seven?
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: I mean he is there, honestly, he's close. You are
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: both pretty dead u So Augie said sixty three. The
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: actual percentage is sixty one.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Ollie fuck nue So Augie.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Was really close and does get a point. Yes, Steevie
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: is exactly right. It is just a little bit lower.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: So that's a point for each of you.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: It's good. That's how you start that.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: That's how you start this game.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to play.
• 57:11
  Speaker 10: I knew it was going to be there, but it
• 57:13
  Speaker 10: was just yeah there.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: All right, Stevie, this one's yours to give me a
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: percentage to According to a January twenty twenty six, you
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: go poll, what percentage of young Americans between the ages
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: of eighteen and twenty nine say they drink milk every day?
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Eighteen and twenteen and.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Twenty nine young adults, what percentage say they drink milk
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: every day?
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: How often I did? And it's no, nowhere near as
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: often as one as.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: I can think of doing.
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: A lot of would be teenagers because of school, so
• 57:47
  Speaker 7: the later end eighteens, maybe some nineteens. But then you
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: got the college kids who survive on cereal.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: I know I did. Yeah, so I'm.
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: Heving Jay sandwiches in cereal eighteen to twenty nine. I'm
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: going to say that you said daily.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Daily, Yes, every day, Shay every day.
• 58:09
  Speaker 7: For forty percent forty steveneg Do you think the.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: Actual percentage is higher or lower than forty two percent.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: That they admit that they do.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: They say they drink it.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: I think it's higher.
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: You think it's higher.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, Interesting, So once again you're going to have similar performance.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: The actual percentage of young Americans who say they drink
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: milk every day is twenty one percent. So Stevie's not
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: within twenty and it is not higher, it is lower.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Neither of you gets.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: A wow one percent that one.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: So oh you know what, yeah, twenty one I think today.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: That's why it's different.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: It is this was a January twenty.
• 58:51
  Speaker 8: Twenty years if it was us, that makes sense.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: I was like when I was in my early twenties,
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: I did not drink milk at what all right, from
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: the teet, What the fuck.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: Think?
• 59:05
  Speaker 8: I think genuinely like here you all get farm fresh,
• 59:08
  Speaker 8: all here, maybe.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: All here, I think genuinely all the way up until
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: like thirty years old, I drank milk and then like
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: just regular milk, and then we had to switch over
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: to lactate because it's just your if you don't feed
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: it after a certain age and your stomach just can't
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: handle it anymore.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Mine was only in cereal.
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: I never drank milk unless it was like chocolate milk
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: as a chi ice cream.
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: I'm fine straight up milk that so much?
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: Well, no point there, it's still one to one. We're
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: gonna go back to AUGI for this percentage, Augie.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: According to a March twenty twenty five you go survey,
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: what percentage of American men admitted that they have cheated
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: when playing board games, card games, or video games recreationally?
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: Fall What percentage of American men said that when playing
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: these games recreationally just for fun, they have cheated?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Like in the past, at any point they have cheated.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: It's just admitted that they have cheated when playing games
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: for fun.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 7: Fuck fucking that's hard, that's difficult.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: This is flexing.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: It's just men too.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're assholes.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna saying, tell me over a weird.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 8: Percentage, but I'm going to say fifty six.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: Six percent of men admitted that they have cheated, says Oggie. Stevie.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: Do you think it's higher or lower than fifty six percent?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: I think it' higher because I was gonna say sixty nine,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: not because of the joke.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: I actually was trying to do the math in my head,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: and that's where I figured it out to be sure, Well, yeah,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: because I know I have, I know I know you have.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: I know you have because you.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Use game genies and hacks and absolutely do have. So
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's gotta be.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: I haven't ever cheated. I'll be honest, I still do.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if I find the game to be too hard,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: I will start cheating because I'm an adult.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: I don't have time. That's all you mean?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Like that, Okay, then I still can. I mean, I've
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: never cheated.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 8: I've exploited, but I've never cheated.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: I have like.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: Games, I have cheated board games in the past. I
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: don't do so anymore because that is you're with friends.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: It's supposed to be for fun. Yeah, and it really doesn't.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 7: Matter unless it unlocks something that's beneficial, like like here's
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: some new characters you can play, or.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, even the board games aren't big on I think.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: I think the one and only time I've genuinely cheated
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: was when I was like seven and somebody used their
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: game Genie to give me a mew.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: I came.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Gamble hacking dude.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: Was coming after all that, then that was it, Like,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: you know, go ahead, all right?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: So Augie says fifty six percent and Stevie says high.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: The actual percentage of American men who said they have
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: cheated when playing games recreationally thirty eight percent.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: Fucking liars to once again liar.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: No points for interview, but I have an interesting follow
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: up statistic. Three percent said they always cheat.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: You are honest up, locked up, not fucked up. You
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: you're kings.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: Yo.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: Are the most honest cheaters out there opposed to these
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: fucking uncheating honest.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: The survey that is anonymous, mind you. Yeah, they're honest.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: That's funny.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: They're honest, that's funny.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: It is still one point each. It is still anybody's game.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Let's move on to our fourth survey. Stevie, you're gonna
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: give me the percentage on this one, okay. According to
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: a January twenty twenty six you go survey, what percentage
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: of American adults think that AI tools should be allowed
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: to offer advice on investments and finance?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: God? What age group was the Oh this is just
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: American adults. So what's the problem.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: Whether they want to or not, it's already being done
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: like one hundred percent as companies are.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Running that ship, which is bullshit. You said, what's the
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: percentage of what.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: Now American adults who think that AI tools should.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Be allowed would be allowed.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: To offer advice on investments and finance?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: Personally, I think that's considered cheating is if cheating at
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 7: gambling or cards, that's no. No, no, you think in
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: the same realm of that, that's cheating if they think
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: that that's the same, which I fucking do because it
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: gambling anyway, looking at you three percent?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck you that you honest fucks.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: So I think it is allowed, should be I'm gonna
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 7: say it's gonna be something stupid.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: No, No, I did forty two last time. Forty nine
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: percent just under.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: Under, says Stevie. OGGI, do you think it's higher or
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: lower than forty nine percent?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: Assuming they took the sample size for the survey where
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: I think they did, it's probably gonna be higher.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds like.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: Well, the percentage of American adults who think that AI
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: tools should be allowed to offer advice on investments in
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: finance forty percent flat. Stevie almost talked himself out of it,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: but he's still in within the ten percent, so.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: He gets a point.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Aggie said higher, not lower, So Oggi gets no point.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: So Stevie has the lead going into this final hole.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: Fuck Foggy, I need a percentage from you, Aggy.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: According to a February twenty twenty six poll, what percentage
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: of Americans said that less than a week is an
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: acceptable amount of time that a couple should have been
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: seeing each other before having sex?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: The answer what percent of the worst fucking question?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: To give me what Americans said?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Less than a week it's an acceptable amount of time
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: before a couple starts having.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: Zero because I couldn't give a fucking shit to all.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Need to be fair. This is February of this year.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: Now, like anybody here has been dating at all? Any
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 7: of us, No shit works.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: I'm surprised there's anybody I don't.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Know have to fucking date either. I'm like, I don't know,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: do we do it after three months? I'm going to say,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking know how it works.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: Oh god, this, I don't know what today's culture is like,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: and I never cared to fucking learn.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: It and do it like day one.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: Dude, I'm going to say probably close to sixty seven percent.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Sixty seven percent within a week, say it's acceptable. Yeah,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: it's acceptable for a couple to start having sex within
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: less than a week.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: March twenty six, Adults or was an age group.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: I'm not looking for a specific date. I don't care
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: when you last had sex.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: No, No, I mean I mean.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: I do care only if I'm allowed to watch give
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: you the train, I don't okay transcript.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah there's a shographer.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: You see it was.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: Let me read that back. Uh yeah, I'm coming. Look
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: a wolf.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: What you get a half hour free with an hour
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 7: of pay man, so pay for an hour he had
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: to fucking do it.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: Extra half hours is funny, sounds.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Give me a higher or lower?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 8: Goddamn it, I'm going the higher.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: So Augie said six sixty seven seven percent, And you
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: say higher. The actual percentage of Americans who said that
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: you a couple can have sex within less than a
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: week of dating.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: Hi is six percent.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: Six Thank god Augie is not within ten. He gets nothing,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: Stevie said higher.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: He gets nothing for you. Finally, people with standards.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: The game ends and Stevie has two points to Aggie's one.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: Stevie gets three points and has tied the show.
• 1:07:06
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• 1:07:11
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• 1:07:12
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• 1:07:14
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• 1:07:18
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• 1:07:22
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