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Canada - CaNiallDainans(?) vs The Special Relationship · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to a lily Pad production.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Lee Progs, Welcome back to Fandemonium. I'm so excited
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  Speaker 2: to share this episode, and as a result, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to talk for too long up top.
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  Speaker 3: We can do plugs at the end. Instead.
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  Speaker 2: All I want to do up top is say a
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  Speaker 2: huge thank you to our very own Drew Shulman, who
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  Speaker 2: wrote this episode, hosted this episode, led us down a
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  Speaker 2: hilarious path of games and comedy, and it was fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: You can already tell the theme is going to be
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  Speaker 2: a silly one. You can maybe tell from the title
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  Speaker 2: of the episode that a couple of fan favorite guests
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  Speaker 2: are returning. When it's the five of us hanging out,
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  Speaker 2: it gets pretty silly. Dane and Nile of No Quest
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  Speaker 2: for the Wicked and Fuck Buddies joined us for this
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  Speaker 2: episode All About Canada. Drew, thank you so much for
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  Speaker 2: putting this together. I hope everyone has as much fun
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  Speaker 2: listening to this episode as we had making it. And
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  Speaker 2: I'll be honest, I want to see more Drew hosted episodes.
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  Speaker 2: If we're opening the doors to countries as fandoms, if
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  Speaker 2: we can do anything as a fandom. This podcast is
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  Speaker 2: literally limitless. I mean it already kind of is. That's
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  Speaker 2: the nature of podcasting, but even more limitless. Thank you
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  Speaker 2: so much for tuning in Leap Progs. Thank you for
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  Speaker 2: choosing us as your comedy entertainment distraction for the day.
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  Speaker 2: I now leave you in the very capable hands of
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  Speaker 2: Drew Shulman for this Fandomonium all about Canada.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, and welcome to Fandemonium, the pop culture game show
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  Speaker 4: that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your
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  Speaker 4: games master and local Canuck Drew Shulman. No, I know
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  Speaker 4: I'm not the normal host, but yeah, the lines sounds
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  Speaker 4: good enough as it is.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 4: A games master needs games and a game needs players,
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  Speaker 4: so please welcome. First, he produces shows at the Peak
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  Speaker 4: Improv Theater, runs a successful podcast, and normally sits in
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  Speaker 4: the seat on this very show.
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  Speaker 2: Matt Watson, Hello, Hello, I enjoyed that opening copy. Whoever
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  Speaker 2: wrote that is a genius.
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  Speaker 4: Aw and she is our resident panelist, a podcaster, and
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  Speaker 4: a comedian who works in STEM, which today stands for Smarties, Timbits,
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  Speaker 4: elbows up, and milk in a bag.
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  Speaker 5: It's Oudre Stevenson.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, Hello. I recognized some of those references surprisingly hard
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  Speaker 6: to put together for this one.
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  Speaker 1: Tough right, I'm so glad you went through with it.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't let the joke slide. But welcome to your podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always weird being this way around. I need
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  Speaker 2: to get to acclimatized to it. But also I always
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  Speaker 2: feel like it's supply teacher modes of like I just
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  Speaker 2: want to be a naughty student.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, show of hands. Who knows what a supply teacher
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  Speaker 5: isstitute teacher? Oh? Really?
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  Speaker 7: Wow?
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  Speaker 5: Am the only one out of the loop on this one? Great?
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  Speaker 1: I live with him.
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  Speaker 5: I was gonna say that.
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  Speaker 4: Makes sense, you would have figured it out by now,
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  Speaker 4: but I'm like, I've ever heard that before, So now
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  Speaker 4: I'll be button your connection to Europeans out of the way, Audra.
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  Speaker 4: Do the two of you have any major connections to Canada?
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  Speaker 4: Have you visited before or besides me, know any Canadians.
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  Speaker 6: I had a Canadian roommate for a couple of years,
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  Speaker 6: but other than that, I don't think I know a
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  Speaker 6: single Canadian.
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  Speaker 5: You've actually done mental damage to Dane watching that happen.
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  Speaker 2: I've met wonderful Canadians online over the yeas such as
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  Speaker 2: Dane Andrew. But I don't think I've ever had like
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  Speaker 2: an IRL Canadian friends who I've been friends with in person,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't think I've got any Canadian family, and
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  Speaker 2: I've never been to Canada.
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  Speaker 3: So this is gonna go great.
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  Speaker 4: Fix the bases. You're allowed to fail now, but yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I know you're coming down. We're gonna make a Toronto
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  Speaker 4: or halifacture of having for all of us. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Now these two will need some opponents, so let's get
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  Speaker 4: our sticks on the ice for some two B two
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  Speaker 4: verbal street hockey. We have here a podcaster games master
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  Speaker 4: on No Quest for the Wicked, one half of the
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  Speaker 4: sex and advice show Fuck Buddies. It's Dane Miller. I'd
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  Speaker 4: like that you killed fuck, but he's a sex and
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  Speaker 4: advice show, which makes it sound like we are having
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  Speaker 4: sex while giving advice and not advice about sex.
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  Speaker 6: It's on. Only fans know why that was the.
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  Speaker 5: Wording I chose for that, But now do you stay
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  Speaker 5: it out loud? I think I hear what you mean.
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  Speaker 4: Eh, well, I'm not changing the copy because the next
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  Speaker 4: is he's also a podcaster, a writer party member on
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  Speaker 4: No Quest for the Wicked, and the other half of
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  Speaker 4: funck buddies.
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  Speaker 5: It's Nile Spain. Yeah, come listen to us. Have said
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  Speaker 5: give advice. Amen, you can't tele if I'm joking until
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  Speaker 5: you come listen.
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  Speaker 4: So I.
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  Speaker 5: Use because there's no subtitles.
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  Speaker 4: Well, if you ever actually manual addub titles, Matt, you
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  Speaker 4: have to like like like the.
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  Speaker 5: Slash slash car. Yeah, what is the thing like the
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  Speaker 5: in square brackets like S I C in italics. That
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  Speaker 5: means like, I don't know it's spelled.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it means that the original thing was misspelled.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's like an editor not like we didn't fix
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  Speaker 5: this on purpose. We're allowed to make this mistake.
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  Speaker 6: It's my favorite sassy editorial thing. I read a book
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  Speaker 6: about James Bond and Ian Fleming kept misspelling like Japanese words.
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  Speaker 6: So it's just like this long thing where she would
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  Speaker 6: just be like s I C s I C s
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  Speaker 6: I C about like twenty times in the same paragraph.
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  Speaker 3: Sick.
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  Speaker 5: Bond really love that. It really checks out for Ian Fleming.
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  Speaker 5: Those books are hard to read.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I read a book about film fashion and
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  Speaker 6: feminism in the Bond like books and movies. It was interesting.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I read a book by him and it was
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  Speaker 5: startlingly racist, like two levels I didn't I scarcely believed,
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  Speaker 5: and then the misogynyt yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry here Yeah dude, my great uncle Ian Fleming, I.
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  Speaker 5: Would not be shocked to find out that you were
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  Speaker 5: somehow related.
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  Speaker 2: To him, if not that one of the Queen's Corgies show.
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  Speaker 2: Well that is true on your father's mother's uncle side.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Dan Nile, welcome to their show.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm gonna say, I think you're both a
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  Speaker 4: little closer to Canada, but what is your connection to Canada?
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  Speaker 4: I'm currently geographical. I have been born and raised in Canada.
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  Speaker 4: You are standing in it right now, and I'm currently
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  Speaker 4: in it. I'm here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm such deep inside Canada currently. I was actually
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  Speaker 5: born here, but went home when I was like nine
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  Speaker 5: months old to Ireland and grew up there until I
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  Speaker 5: was like twenty one. So I've been here again now
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  Speaker 5: for like a while, over a decade. So when my
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  Speaker 5: Canada knowledge sucks later, I shouldn't have said all this.
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  Speaker 4: Just all the questions are going to fall in that,
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  Speaker 4: like twenty one years if you were in Ireland, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, those are the formative years and I did not
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  Speaker 5: form into it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I like if someone asked me to draw
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  Speaker 4: a map of Canada, do it, it would suck terribly
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  Speaker 4: and I can't. I can't even say confidently that I
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  Speaker 4: would get it right. And it's funny because, like I know,
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  Speaker 4: in America, like labeling the States is like a big thing.
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  Speaker 5: You guys got a lot of them. We've got I
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  Speaker 5: don't even want to say a number of con I
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  Speaker 5: will got a few. I will say I had to
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  Speaker 5: I like writing copy for this. I looked it up
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  Speaker 5: because I wasn't one hundred percent sure I up. So
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  Speaker 5: save boat, Save boat. We're good.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, teams, get your brooms ready and slide that rock
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  Speaker 4: into the house. But your curling squads are gonna need
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  Speaker 4: some names. So can I have each team come up
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  Speaker 4: with a Canadian themed team name?
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  Speaker 5: Please? I'm gonna have a Nylon dang start this time,
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  Speaker 5: Canial Danon's.
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  Speaker 4: I knew I was. I was trying to think of
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  Speaker 4: how you were gonna make that quite easily. Actually, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that wasn't bad. I've got a I've got a list,
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  Speaker 4: and I feel like this none of these are gonna
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  Speaker 4: hit for a lot. Well, there's a lot that aren't
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  Speaker 4: gonna hit for people don't live in Toronto, specifically.
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  Speaker 5: The the easy one was the A Team E A
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  Speaker 5: or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Then I went to CN Boyer, which is C Tower,
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  Speaker 4: which is what about.
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  Speaker 5: Big tim boys like Tim Bitts but with boys, and
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  Speaker 5: the Poutine Pooh Team.
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  Speaker 4: Lost in the Path, which is again if you've never
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  Speaker 4: been to Toronto, the path is an underground uh like
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  Speaker 4: shop in like under under the it is the back
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  Speaker 4: rooms it is. It is a nightmare healthscape.
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  Speaker 5: You can never get where you want and the only
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  Speaker 5: shops that exist down there are shops that have no
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  Speaker 5: point shot. It's like, oh, are you looking for a
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  Speaker 5: boutique like Polish handbag? Hey, the path got you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: three stories underground, unfindable. No one's in there. They're making money,
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  Speaker 5: but yes, they have been there for sixty five years.
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  Speaker 4: Though the other one was the t t seamen oh
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  Speaker 4: TTC of course the Toronto Transit Commission.
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  Speaker 5: Yep, see I know something about Canada public.
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  Speaker 4: The Toronto Man's, which is again I don't know how
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  Speaker 4: much of this translates, but famously Toronto Man's is like
• 10:13
  Speaker 4: a It's almost like a Florida man. Okay, but for yes,
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  Speaker 4: And then the last one, this is a stretch and
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  Speaker 4: I feel like it's not good because I have to
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  Speaker 4: explain it, and I feel again, unless you know what
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  Speaker 4: I'm talking about, it doesn't make any sense. But this
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  Speaker 4: last one is Ryan a tobacco, which which Ry is
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  Speaker 4: Canadian whiskey, and a tobacco is a town or like
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  Speaker 4: a city in the g t A.
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  Speaker 5: But it's spelled a Toba coke. It's look, guys, it's
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  Speaker 5: not great. No, it's got to really not only explain the.
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  Speaker 2: Writer which one of the Grand theft as is set
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  Speaker 2: in Canada.
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  Speaker 4: Actually all of them. That's what the GTA stands for
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  Speaker 4: greater trying to figure out how to get the g
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  Speaker 4: t A connection.
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  Speaker 5: GTA boys.
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  Speaker 4: But I feel like, for for ceremony and tradition, we
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  Speaker 4: do have to go with Niles.
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  Speaker 5: Can you can you repeat Nile Nile? How that was?
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  Speaker 5: So I can try to assume a spelling for it.
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  Speaker 5: Canial Danon's Conile. It's gonna suck in our buzzing round boy.
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  Speaker 5: It only takes us solid two seconds to say the
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  Speaker 5: name and hurts.
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  Speaker 4: You take psychic damage upon each use. Every five of
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  Speaker 4: our being will repulse against it. But Canile Dayden's that?
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  Speaker 5: Even I'm yeah, No, I what I have to say now, great,
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  Speaker 5: I didn't actually know the teams going into this, so
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  Speaker 5: I had canoed Drayns, which I don't know is better,
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  Speaker 5: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And if we'd have been on the same team Nile.
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  Speaker 5: It would have been no Matt. I'm like, which is
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  Speaker 5: a denail a deep Canadian reference? Oh yeah, that deep
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  Speaker 5: Canadian lore Matt. Yeah, there naked Nile and Matt was
• 12:26
  Speaker 5: Oh my god. All my ones for you, Matt were
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  Speaker 5: too x rated. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: That's okay, we'll save them for the Patreon.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. That's that's where that that's where the this is
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  Speaker 5: the advice half, that's where the sex half happens. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So the canil Edadiens will need some opponents. Aldra, Matt,
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  Speaker 4: do you have any Canadian themed team names thought up
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  Speaker 4: or ready to go? Or where is this gonna co?
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  Speaker 1: We talked about this earlier.
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  Speaker 6: I did forget all but the main one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wrote, I wrote a few down you.
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  Speaker 2: I figured that we'd be like the kind of the
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  Speaker 2: villains of this being like representing us in the UK,
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  Speaker 2: and so we had a few names that were in
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  Speaker 2: that vein where we've got blame Canada.
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  Speaker 6: Pretty good, especially since we're in Colorado. It has a
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  Speaker 6: double the double connection.
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  Speaker 2: Bad neighbors, because that's currently being based in the US.
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  Speaker 2: That's currently what we are, the special relationship, because that's
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  Speaker 2: sometimes what we refer to our relationship as diplomatically at restaurants. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: and then the other ones I have are just like
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: pop culture references specifically to things I enjoy.
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  Speaker 3: I enjoy professional wrestling a lot.
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  Speaker 2: And there's an independent Canadian promotion that's popping off right
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  Speaker 2: now called Maple Leaf Pro, so the Maple Leaf Pros.
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  Speaker 2: It could be a good name. I like a lot
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  Speaker 2: of Canadian music. I was trying to do riffs on
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  Speaker 2: bands I like. So I've got the new new pornographers
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  Speaker 2: because that's what fans do sometimes. And that's all I
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  Speaker 2: have written down. Do you have anymore?
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  Speaker 6: I didn't have any more, But I do love the
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  Speaker 6: Special Relationship.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty I do.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's I think it's very adorable.
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  Speaker 6: Because it has nothing to do with Canada. It's just
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  Speaker 6: politically what they refer to the US and the UK as.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm very okay with that. I love this hand
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  Speaker 5: thing going on.
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  Speaker 2: We're teaming up diplomatically against the nation of Canada.
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  Speaker 6: Our hands are so sweaty, so it's so hot in
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  Speaker 6: this room.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Ireland's neutral, every inch of it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to say anything because from.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like it's a common theme in this category
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  Speaker 5: going forward. Well, Island could be whatever it wants to be.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going to say anything, and it damn well
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  Speaker 5: will be. Yes, what about law?
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  Speaker 4: If I recall correctly, you had your fish and chip
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  Speaker 4: fingers all over.
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  Speaker 3: We certainly did.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, for the next ninety minutes, fuck Canada?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 4: If you are listening to this and you're thinking Canada,
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  Speaker 4: don't you mean the fifty first state? Yeehawk, gun sound,
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  Speaker 4: gun sound. Don't worry. Here's Paula, a pass player of
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  Speaker 4: this game, with a little segment we like to call
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  Speaker 4: passing knowledge. Canada is the second largest country in the
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  Speaker 4: world by area, and its people spend ten provinces and
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  Speaker 4: three territories. Canada is a country that many associate with
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  Speaker 4: hockey beavers saying sorry, a bunch French speakers, maple syrup,
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  Speaker 4: and colorful money. Sorry this one off for a bit long.
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  Speaker 4: Due to being such close neighbors to the US of A,
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  Speaker 4: most Canadians often each to remind folks they meet that
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  Speaker 4: they are not, in fact Americans. We're different in so
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  Speaker 4: many ways. Spelling words like favorite or color with a U,
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  Speaker 4: we use the metric system mostly we say Z instead
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  Speaker 4: of Z, and we still buy Tim Morton's coffee, despite
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: how bad it's become over the years. On that note,
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  Speaker 4: let's cut our elbows, up our sticks on the ice
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  Speaker 4: and play some pandemonium.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, paula excellent phenomenal. I like the sound of this Candada.
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  Speaker 2: Actually maybe I am a fan.
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  Speaker 5: We'll see.
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  Speaker 4: We can give you by the end of this episode.
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  Speaker 4: We see, but we'll see what happens.
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  Speaker 3: Say.
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  Speaker 5: We also spell things the way you spell things with
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  Speaker 5: the correct number of news.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was very excited to hear that.
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  Speaker 6: The passing knowledge did remind me that I did have
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: one team name that I had forgotten That isn't so
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: irrelevant now, but it was just the Beaver Wars.
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  Speaker 5: We don't talk about that, Yeah, we don't, sir. A
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: second Beavers hit the damn good, it would build it
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  Speaker 5: up more. The damn keeps drawing.
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  Speaker 4: Just before we get to today's games, I've asked each
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  Speaker 4: player to bring in a news something that inspires them
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  Speaker 4: or something they love that has something to do with
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  Speaker 4: our great northern country. Canada is inspiring to me because
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  Speaker 4: it's my home and I'm proud to show it off
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  Speaker 4: and share with those who come from far away to
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  Speaker 4: visit it. But let's find out what our panelists have
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  Speaker 4: to say. Dane, this is tough for me because again,
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  Speaker 4: like you know, Canada's my home and I love a
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  Speaker 4: lot of the things about it, and having just kind
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: of Canada Day just kind of passed. It's also Canada
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  Speaker 4: has a not great history of things that we have
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  Speaker 4: done to groups of people.
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  Speaker 5: That are not great.
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  Speaker 4: So it's like, you know, there's that bittersuite of like
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  Speaker 4: being like fully fully on board with a country and
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  Speaker 4: like where you're from and being proud of it, but
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: also acknowledging that kind of stuff. But that being said,
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  Speaker 4: Canada is a beautiful country and it is It is
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  Speaker 4: pretty easy to go anywhere in this country and find
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  Speaker 4: pretty like beautiful natural wonder Like even in you know,
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  Speaker 4: a metropolitan city like Toronto. We have places like High
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  Speaker 4: Park and Riverdale and like all these places that you
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  Speaker 4: can go and just be like I'll feel like I'm
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  Speaker 4: in a city right now, Like I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 4: kind of just out in the wilderness. And then the
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  Speaker 4: second you go like an hour north of a major
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  Speaker 4: city like Toronto, you're like, you're in beautiful uh, just
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  Speaker 4: country uh. And it's it's easy to remember that, like,
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  Speaker 4: oh yeah, the world is kind of nice and very
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  Speaker 4: pretty and very beautiful and we're very lucky to be
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  Speaker 4: surrounded by it.
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  Speaker 5: I love that. Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: That's a be awesome nile onto you what what is
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  Speaker 4: inspiring to you about Canada?
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  Speaker 5: Shawarma raman, please elaborate. There's a place down the road
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  Speaker 5: that's selling Shawarma rama and like, what could be more
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: fucking Toronto than that? You know what I mean? It
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: is such a multicultural, beautiful city in that like everybody
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: is represented and like you could get literally what like
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: someone did a Reddit thread recently where they were like,
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: try to find fusions of everything, and it just the
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: list just kept going. You know, there's a Korean next
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: who plays down the way that's unbelievable. To be fair,
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: I haven't had the Schwarma Roman. I cannot speak to
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: its quality and it's not necessarily from a good place. However,
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: it's the spirit of that that is carrying me through.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: That's what it stands for yeah, the food and the
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: multiculturalness of Toronto and a lot of Canada. Fuck yeah,
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: that's what's carrying me through.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Hell yes, the next time I have a multi hour
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: day long layover in Toronto, if you surprise last second
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: bargain to your home, we'll go to a tour of
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: like weird fusions. Hell yeah, okay, moving to our next team.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: And also, I guess, in like distance from Canadian connection,
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: let's go to Audre next.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: I think my muse for Canada is that I think
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: I might like people are like, oh my god, I
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: was born in the wrong era, Like there's just a
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: calling to me from Canada. Like I when I was
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: in high school, I got to go to Italy and
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: Greece and every person I spoke to was like, oh,
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: you're Canadian, right, And now I realize it was just
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: because I wasn't very rude and I was very quiet.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: But now on my Instagram, I just keep getting these
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: forced ads of like, here's how to move to Canada.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Call our law office.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: Yes, totally random ads that no one paid for.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: But gosh, there there is a law firm or two
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: or twenty that just really thinks that I should call
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: their office to try to immigrate to Canada. And gosh,
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: if we weren't in the middle of immigration now, we'd
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: think about it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Well once once Matt's a pro and immigrating to another country,
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: you guys can do it as a co op job
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: next single player than the two player mode.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, perfect.
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: You've never seen chain immigration where it's just like you
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: move to one country and then you immigrate to the
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: next country, and then you immigrate.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: To the nationalities like Pokemon, Jim Badges.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Get your combo up immigration.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what we're doing.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: Amazing. I look forward to helping you get your papers here.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: And speaking of immigrants, Matt, yes, wow, saying that what
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Canada is inspiring to you.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't surprise you that I don't often refer
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: to myself as an immigrant, given the amount of privilege
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I have. I can I have, can I have two?
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I know players sometimes ask me for two and I'm like, I.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: Will, I will. I'm a benevolent games master, I will
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: allow it.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Well, First, I'm gonna say my first news is my
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: favorite Canadian who is hosting this episode right now.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: It's Drew Shulman.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Drew has supported this podcast so much throughout the last
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: several years and is now in a position where he's
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: able to flawlessly host. At least We'll wait and I'll
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: change that in post by the time to the end
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: of the session.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: It's the kind of host to just cut host.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: But Drew, I just wanted to to thank you because
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: you are You are my favorite Canadian, and I also
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: want to commend your bravery in making the first nationalist Fandemonium.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: This is the first time we've we've deld into nationalism
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: as a fandom. I guess it is a fandom, but
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: you've opened the door to some some much more toxic
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: kinds of nationalism.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: So I hope you're proud you.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Say, I'm just saying I won't host it, but I
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: want to be on the IKEA episode.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: You know, if we keep doing this, we'll do a
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Sweden episode. You know, your fifty seven of this podcast
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: will do Sweden.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: We'll get the chef on as A as a guest
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: host that time.
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: He'll do the passing knowledge.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Very good.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: My other he would be so good. My other muse
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: is something that I would like. Dana Niles thoughts on
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: having seen some stuff on on social media the past
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: couple of months. I'm nominating as my muse Canada's hosting
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: of the World Cup just because. My very quick explanation
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: as to why it's inspiring is because all of the
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: games that took place in the US were marred in
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: like corruption controversy, so much embezzling. It's like the whole tournament,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: it's like a money laundering scheme. And there was a
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: real spotlight on that with the figures who were there
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: for the US games. There was lots of reports out
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: that the cartel were threatening players of various teams to
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: ensure the certain outcomes of certain games. So that's why
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: the Mexico games didn't feel that great, whereas the Canadian
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: games were just pleasant. They were just no drama, just
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: fall and yes, pleasant from our sofa. But what was
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: it like dealing with horrible, horrible drunk Europeans.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I like, yeah, it was bad. It was
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: some of the worst shifts I've ever had as a
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: bartender in in my life. I kicked a dude out
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: of my bar for not wanting to pay for a pepsi.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: So that's that's where I was mentally at one.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: Point I just start pepsis should be free, you know,
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: you get to go to other countries and decide that. Yeah.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: The worst thing is he he wasn't he like he
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: seemed to have been from Canada, Like he didn't seem
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: like a oh a tourist, Like he fucked that guy.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: But it was, Yeah, it was. It was a challenging
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: time for me mentally and physically.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: It's funny, I will say I thought it was gonna
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: be a lot worse because Toronto is famous for having
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: horrendous like traffic all the time, like you cannot get anywhere.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: It's fucked. And on top of that, just like the
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: city doesn't make allowances for things. It'll be like, oh,
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: we've got like eight concerts in the one area and
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: we're not gonna change anything. Wait, people can't get anywhere.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Who would have thought? So I was miserable leading up
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: to it because I was like, it's all gonna be
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: fucked and the city didn't do anything. But the people
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: of the city just said I'm not going down there.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: So it was like empty. It was like actually empty
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: apart from people who were down for the games, like
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: for the most part, which judging by ours working mornings
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: and not nights. It was like a weirder vibe because like, yeah,
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: some days we had like two thousand Germans coming in
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: the front door who were pretty chill because it was morning.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: But like a lot of the time I was just
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: like where is everybody? And it was kind of like
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: we were in a ghost town. It was very weird,
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: but overall like much better than I thought it was
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: going to go.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Okay to two stories that two different there.
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: Are the night in the morning.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: I have no on this because we're nowhere near that ship,
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: and I.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Will say I just want to I want to give
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: a quick shout out to Croatian fans because they are
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: absolutely insane but incredibly nice. Yes, at one point in
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: time we had Croatians scaling our bar like the outside
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: walls of the but they were incredibly nice and tipped
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: very well. So yeah, the heroes in my book of
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: the World Cup are the Croatians.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I'll second that every Croatian I've ever met has been
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: lovely and polite, and so yeah, Croatia for the next
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: World Cup.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Let's let's bring it home to if they want.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: No, here's the thing, I don't ever want the World
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Cup to go anywhere. That's good because it's terrible for them.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: It costs so much money and there is no return
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: for it. But we're gonna I'm gonna get into some
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: crazy ship if we can get the.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: Way for our World Cup pandemonium. Yeah. I was gonna
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: say when when they'll host it? In four years?
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: That's when they do the World Cup every four years, right,
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: that's okay, cool, I knew that clearly.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: And then we'll do a Croatia fandom when they host.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: That's how this works because I've decided I'm setting the
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: rules for nationalist episodes. Yep. It's really cool that that
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: they've changed the rules to let us choose the host country,
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean? Like that was kind of
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: you know specifically, yes, Yeah, Like I know we complain
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: about all their like corruption and stuff, but like when
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: it's in our favor, like right now, it's pretty cool.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Corruption tastes good when you're the one corrupting. I can't
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: get it. Wait, wait, I get to keep all this
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: money and fissed off? Wait?
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Is this is this what we've been fighting against this
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: whole time? Because what we protesting.
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: Is that.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Oh god, alright, teams, Uh let's grab our tuks and
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: let's slid on in to round one.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Round one, which I like to call five for lying.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: This round is a classic Pandemonium staple, which, as I said,
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: I'm calling five for lying. Each team will be presented
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: with a list of five Canadian things. It is up
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: to them to lock in the three real entries and
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: avoid the fakes. Lock in a fake and your round
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: is over. And for this game, I'm gonna have us
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: start with the special relationships.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: That's just because it's the only one.
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: You can say you want to give yourself a running
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: start for the other one, and I respect that.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: I mean, also, my penmanship is so bad. I looked
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: down and I was like, what the fuck I write again? Yeah?
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: I wrote it down to kind of help myself, and
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: it's it's like scrawling. I feel like I'm going fuckings
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: saying every time letters keep moving and telling you need
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: to like, you know, like summon the great One.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on, do it. It was
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: just a weird amalgamation of me and dang, it's just
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: a giant Trudeau.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: So for our first round, in your first list, each
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: we're gonna be doing Canadian foods. So I have here
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: five Canadian classic dishes. It'll be up to you to
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: find the three reel and skip the two fakes. Your
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: list is beaver Tail, Antler Bark, Bloody Caesar, Cochamp, and
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: don't air.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: No, I've not heard of any of those. Yeah, I
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: think I've got all three.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just to really rub it in, don't worry, your
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: list is intentionally harder.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: You fuck me again.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: You have beaver Tail, anteler Bark, Bloody Sees, and donaire.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Are there any that you feel remotely good about?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: So?
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: I questioned myself and then I double questioned myself. But
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: I feel like, uh one, I feel like there's a version.
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: I feel like there's a version of a bloody Mary
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: that could be a bloody Caesar. I feel like, Okay,
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: I feel like that's a thing.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I could go with that. The only other because I
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: like that one. It's ant Ler Bark is the other
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: one that this sounds like something I've heard before. Yes,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: beaver tails seems too. If that's real, I think.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: The vegetarian and me doesn't want that point if that's real.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Because I was gonna say there's nothing to it. It
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: seems like it would be like tough and leathery. But
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: then Antler bark.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: That's what I feel about beavertail.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: It's weird that you just had a beaver tail on
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: hand to slip against.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: The esque to just like bring out.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: You'll have you'll have your like selection of beavertails besides
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: you at all times for slapping needs.
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: That's not Canadian. We haven't immigrated yet, so we don't
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: have our beaertails. I'm cool to go with Antler bark.
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: That was one of the ones. I don't know why.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I just think of it feels like it'd be a
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: candy or something. Yes, ant La bac, that's.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Your first one. You should have gone with the Bloody Caesar. Guys,
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry that is that is no points right away.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I am breaking the special relationship.
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: Oh god, I need to be.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I need to put myself above a man.
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: What you need to do. Toxic masculinity is fun when
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: I do it. And we're gonna go with my answers.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: There we go, So the bloody season. You're right, it
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: is a cocktail here. It is made from clam juice
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: and tomato juice, tomato juicemato or clamato, climato tomato. You
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: say clemato, I say clemato. I didn't apply them.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: That's a thing that's called the whole thing off.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Beavertails are a dessert item that is shaped like a beavertail.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: It is a fried thing of dough, usually with some
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: cinnamon sugar. And I got those ballots, okay.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: And then donair is the Halifax classic. It is some
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: spicy meat served in a peanut with a sauce made
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: from sweet and condensed milk and garlic.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Wait, so all three of them are delicious.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: A donna kabab, yes, yeah, so just because you said
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: it with an accent, I didn't pick up on it.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: I've never heard it called the way you said it.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: It's a donair. Wow.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: As if I didn't pick up on the fact that that.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Would just be a kebab.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure doner kebab is do o n e
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: r versus donaire is do n ai r. I believe
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: they're different. I'm just not sure why. And I've actually
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: never put them wish together because I know donner kebabs
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: back home are like a thing. Yeah, we're breaking barriers, guys,
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: were doing the same thing.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Justic we don't do extra vowels. Oh my god, I can't.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: I'm so bad that I actually got caught up with
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: that one. That is brilliant. Well, unfortunately, no points, but
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: some education. I will definitely make you a really good
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: beavertail and a bloody caesar when you're here, and we'll
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: find you some good don't air. But the caniled Adians,
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: I'm saying as fast as I can, so I don't
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: have to worry with the pronunciation.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Canile. It's the d a d a thing that's getting me.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Which ye yeah, I have your list of Canadian foods
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: that I'm hoping are a little more challenging.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Are you ready? That's all five of them?
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: You have juzuph Tortierre putting, show mere Nanmo bars and steamers.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Okay for sure? And then I'm right away Tortier is
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: a meat pie. All right? Well the night of bars
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: locked in? You got it?
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, you're locking in Tortier. Yeah, that's that's two.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: You're up two points already, right there? Did you give
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: me the other three again? Other three were Duzev putting,
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Chomer and steamers. I steamers sounds right, Steamers is my frog.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: There's something weird.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Steamers either are like a mini hot dog, muscles or
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: clams or somethingh it like, or you might be right,
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: they could be the fucking little hot dogs.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: I think it's like a little hot dog. I feel
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: like Steamers because I don't know cher is.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. Both of the other ones I've
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: never heard before. Yeah, so we're locking in Steamers. Unfortunately
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: you were thinking of Steamy's the Montreal hot dog. Putting
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Shaw is a delicious basically bowl of like bread soaked
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: in caramel.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: Was the other one? Just two eggs?
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: Twelve eggs?
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Eggs?
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: Sorry, sorry, it's been a while.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: When you said that, I thought it was like a
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Middle Eastern thing. Yeah that's yeah, Yeah, I love that.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: Aught my random French. I'll have two eggs, please, damn it.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Off to it off to a good start. I like
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: where we're going to. The guys are in steamrolling. You
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: guys are in steamrolling, which is good. Give a give
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: the special relationship a chance to catch up in our
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: next category, which is Canadian slang.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So hope.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: You've heard in media or I've made views on a
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: show who knows.
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: I watched Letter Kenny for a few of the few
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: of the seasons. It's the most genuinely like set in Canada.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: It's the most accurate representation of my hometown I've ever seen.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Canada is calling me to be fair.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: You've got big Canada energy. I will say that.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna see how I'm gonna process that later.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Well, let's see if that will pay off your list
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: gooser A mini Looney t and double double.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, I fucked it up for a So I'm just
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: gonna stand in the background showing off what I think
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: is it.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Is this a Canadian tuxedo?
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: Are you wearing a.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna stand here and muddle this while.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: I think it's gonna be t So you're locking into Yeah,
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna lock in to you were locking in the
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: point you were good.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: And then I feel like I've heard the I've heard
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: double double.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I feel like I've heard that.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: So we're locking in double double.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, Well you've just double doubles your score r okay?
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: And then can you read me the other three? Because
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: I was so excited about those.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: I'm so happy if you speak, so proud of you
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: everything else.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: So your other three are gooser, a mini, and looney.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: You know I've already won, and so I'm just gonna
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: go right in the middle. A mini.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: Unvirtually it'll be stopping at two points, but still a
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: very impressive round. Thank you your mother. Real one was
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: a one dollar coin or is with a lune on it,
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: which we call a looney.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Oh but yep, the Canadian Wolfbirds, it's recently become known
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: from a certain queer hockey show is a sey, usually
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: with a pomp pop mump story.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: The other gay hockey show and double w right is
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: two cream, two sugar, and a Tim Horton's coffee. Okay, hey,
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: I again, hope this list is more challenging, because this
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: is more fun this way. Canal Dadians, your list is Keener, Giver,
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: depp Rippers, and snow Monkeys. I mean Giver definitely, Yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: that's for sure, hardly newer, so we're locking in Giver.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: I wasn't sure how widespread that one was, so I
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: thought I would trip you up with that one. But yeah,
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: that's one point. I mean, you trip me up with
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: everyone else I haven't heard. I mean, like I've heard Keener,
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: but not yeah, I wouldn't say it's Yeah, sounds like
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: also Ripper.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: It's like I've heard that, but I think it an
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Irish since so over the other people two.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so the remaining ones are Keener, Depp Rippers, and
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: snow Monkey.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Snow Monkey just sounds so racist like that. It does
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: have big slur energy.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: That's like there's a company in Toronto called roof Monkeys
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: and they're like they're a they're like eaves trough like
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: roofing company. But every time I see it, I'm just like,
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: you shouldn't have done that. You should Yeah, you should
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: have done anything else.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Like we will clean your eves?
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: Is a better name for your company?
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, climbers anything literally anything, Yeah.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Roof climbers doesn't if you think about it, it doesn't sound
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: great either.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: Right now, well let's not pick that one just in
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: case it is a slur.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Drews trying to trap the two white guys. Yeah, to
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: be like, oh, we've definitely heard that one. Got him boys,
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: we got them?
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: Do we want?
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Like I think I I think Keener probably is. Yeah,
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: I've just only ever heard it from people or either
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: Irish or yeah, like you know, people not from here
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: but I can also hearians saying that.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: So sorry, what does the one that isn't rippers or keener?
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Depth is depth like French like god dip. I was
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: really hoping we'd get like a Tabby knack or something. Yeah,
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: I'm thinking it's gonna be deap. I think that's gonna
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: be a secret Drew one that he's putting in. But
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: let's go keener first. Maybe.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my two choices would either be keener or rippers.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Cappers for sure. Rippers it's what people call strip clubs.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's but I thought that was an Irish thing.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I know a lot of shitty white
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: dudes who call it the rippers.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, well that's Irish people.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I shouldn't laughter that.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: Else. Goddamn that we're locking in rippers.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I have it as not Canadian, but I will.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: Let's let's take this to the internet real quick and
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: double check, because what I looked it up is Canadian
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: slang and nothing came up for it. Literally, everyone I
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: know from Barry calls it the rippers. And I'll bring
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: them in here, Drew, I'll do it.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: Want a bunch of boys from Barry and want a
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: bunch of boys from Barry. Yeah, I'm getting peelers the
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: ballet ripped clubs, but I'm not seeing rippers anywhere. For
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Canadian slang, sepers is a natural progress progression from rip
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: club obviously.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Who works at a rip club exactly?
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: Now go to a strip club? Rippers?
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: How how official do we want? Because I'm on urbandictionary
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: dot com and rippers says abbreviated form of strippers, usually
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: in the form of the rippers, possibly an Ontarian Anglo
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: saxon or Anglo Canadian slang term.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: I am also seeing that, and they're my opponents, but
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: I do consider Urban Dictionary to be the official slang source.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: It never came of my searches, but I realized I
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: didn't use that as a source. So I will say
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: the point is yours on that one. I will then
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: leave it to the other team. Do we want to
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: let them try for the other two and if they
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: can get both?
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: On another point?
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: I think recent precedent says that it would be they
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: take the point and they're frozen out, or they continue
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: but don't take the point. I think it's like pick
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: pick your poison kind of either.
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, I think we take the point. Take the point. Yeah, yeah,
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: one point just for the fund.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Do you want to guess the two that I actually
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: had on that list that were still real? Well one right,
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: because we got one well as a fake.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: There was one of the two fake one is supposed
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: to be a fake one. I think he was one
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: of them.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: So yes, Keener, According to everything I could find, is
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: a Canadian slang term, it's where it originated from and
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: is a Canadian thing in spread beyond us, good for us.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I could have sworn, like that's such a thing
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: we say in Ireland. Yeah, it's literally like a person
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: who's right to me? It is like watching the Amazing
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: Race Canada.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: It's like the cash phrase for every team from the Maritimes,
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: Like it's all they fucking say.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: Well, what does it make sense? Like just being over eager,
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: like over eager, energetic, I want to get this done. Like,
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: but is it like derogatory because we use a very
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: derogatory thing here.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Oh no, we usually like you know what I mean, like.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: Like someone who's like really excited about gym class exactly. Yeah,
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: so excited to the point where it's like.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: Well not even gym class, because at least then maybe
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: they're sporty, but like if they're really excited about math class,
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: you're key.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: This is like surfer dude who's like getting everyone jazzed
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: up to go on a road trip or like to
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: a music festival.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: Kind of. It's funny that the Irish twist tont is
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: to make it miserable at me. Oh, I'm not going
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: to go there with thank you, thank you, uh.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: And I will just say the last one you were righted.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: As a Quebecer term, it is Depth, which is short
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: for Deppener, which is a convenience store in Quebec. You
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: go to the Depth pick up some booze. That's what
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: you do every night of the week. Okay, I mean Quebec,
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: like most of the world, is a big drinking culture.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Okay. Last, I'm so excited for this one. I have
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: here a list for both of you of some amazing
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: Canadian cities.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: Special relationship. Are you ready?
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, we specialize in geographic diplomacy.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Dildo.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, I wasn't ready for that.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: I'll restart for safety, Dildo, ox nerd white Horse, Pound Cove,
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: red Wood.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: Reading my search history the Rippers for.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: I feel like some of the silly ones have some
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: of the red ones have to be real, otherwise they
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: wouldn't remotely be there.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: So I feel like Dildo or pound Cove are real.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: Dildo or Yeah, I feel like one of those has
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: got to be real.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: There's an Oxnard in California, Yeah, but that could also
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: be one in Canada.
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: There's a Springfield in every state, so there there simply
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: must be two ox Nerds.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Dildo seems insane to just put on the list as
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: like a fake noun if it's not the name of
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: a city.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: Uh huh.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: But I don't want to lead with dilta, I'll lead
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: with dildo.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's your right as a woman.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, Dildo.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: Dilda Newfoundland is a real place. I will be there
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: in a few weeks.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: Exact. There's there's a brewery in Dildo that I'm pretty
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: sure make more money just selling their merch than they
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: do selling beer, because like globally, people are like yes,
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: Dildo brewing.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: They have put so much money into like their town signage,
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: because it keeps getting stolen, they have to make it
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: more elaborate and harder to steal.
• 46:40
  Speaker 8: Go to bolt those dildos down, Colorado has to their
• 46:45
  Speaker 8: four twenty road signs where it's like mile four twenty,
• 46:49
  Speaker 8: they now have to do it's four nineteen point nine
• 46:52
  Speaker 8: to nine because they just really.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: That's more what I want that. It's far funnier.
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: That's a lot cooler. One of those surprisingly worked.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: You could open up a seventies trouser store in way.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: I'm working on this, a seventies trouser store in Dildo
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: called flat Bass.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: I like that word.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: I pinted halfway through and was like, white.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: I appreciate that. You you knew you had something.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: You just had to get your hands on, hands on
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: the flared base, a vacuum store.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: Business blow.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: Oh you still have foest cities. I needed to figure
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: out the two more.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Could you repeat the list please?
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: I feel like that's pretty warned. That would be Oxnard,
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: white Horse, Pound Cove, and Redwood.
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: I feel like, once upon a time can't have probably
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: had the same big trees that we have. Okay, so
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: maybe Redwood, maybe Redwood. I just feel I just feel
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: like they must have had some big old trees.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: It's true we've gone with one phallic one already, but
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: maybe it's a very phallic country and we just didn't realize.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I connect with Canada. Let's go with Redwood.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: Walk it in Redwood.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you should have gone for Pound Cove, Baby, No,
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: Redwood is made up. Ox Art is in California, but
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: there is no Oxtart in Canada. And then the capital
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: of oh my god, the territories. Sorry is a white horse?
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: Oh oh?
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Also a Taylor Swift song coincidence? But yeah no, also
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: this game, this game was purely for dildough. Ye yeah, happy,
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: I got it, I got I got it in.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: You are correct, though, we do have massive redwood forks,
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: so you're not wrong. And you're thinking.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: Certain that you.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: Treasure Yeah, my canial dadians, I think I'm butering every
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: time I say, even more than the last time. Do
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: you want to see how a phallic your list? Yets,
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: I can't wait. Your list is Moose Factory, Saint Louis
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: the haha, Moose depot plug and climax that this is
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: a bullshit list you've given us jokes. Can we go
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: with Moose Factory because I want that to be real?
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: With every grain responded to. That was so fucking flit
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: from uh no quest right there was chattled it perfectly
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: for a moment. Yeah, there's a moose jaw, which is
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: far more understandable than a moose factory and a moose depot.
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: Moose depot, Yeah, that sucks. Which one? It's got to
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: be one of them unless they're both there to fuck
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: us up.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: I feel like the whatever the haha? Yeah, that's a
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: weird one. But then it's maybe it's just Drew laughing
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: at us. Look at his face right now.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: What do you think is the most realistic? Fuck? Man?
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: These all suck. There's one on forgetting time I needs, Like,
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go into the map, like the Canadian
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: version of Dora's Monkey has brought you a map and
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: you're gonna final that map. Moose factory, Saint Louis dahaha,
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Moose depot plug, Climax. Moose depot is a d E
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: p O T. That is the spelling I have here, Okay,
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: factor like d E p A yeah something like that.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's French French moose, but moose and French is.
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: Man, I feel like I feel like I have heard
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: of climax, but I don't know if it's Canadian.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: I'm assume imber seeing jump into my mind pals with me, Drew.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Drew is fucking with us with two of the categories, right,
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: because there's a moose depot, moose factory. I refuse to
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: believe there's both, so one of them is correct. Right
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: then plug and Climax are similar, you know, short sexual names,
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: so one of those is correct, leaving us the third
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: correct one, which is, of course Saint Louis to haha.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Okay, thet's if that's if you think that that's for sure?
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: Should we lock it at him first and try to
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: whittle down the I think, I think, I think so
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: that was seemed to be your first Yeah, let's do
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Saint Louis de haahatigan.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: As a dangerous game boys, but it paid off. You're good.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: That is a real place. I will remind you. It
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: is spelt with exclamation marks. It is actually spelled ha
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: exclamation mark space ha exclamation what this is a real fucking.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: Points Damn that sounds a joke, low hanging fruit the
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: kind name light there. I'm betting.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: You still have moose factory, Moose depot, and then plug
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: in Climax, which you have decided it has to be
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: only one of each, apparent.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm assuming I'm assuming. I'm worried that it's both moose.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: I was thinking it might be no moose.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: I if I have to, if I have to guess
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: between plug and climax, I'm gonna go plug, because I
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: really do.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: I'm looking.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: I remember seeing a map and there's like a there's
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: like a trail of somewhere that is like it's like,
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: you know, squirt Island and like what you know what
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, and it's like it's like a very sexual
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: path through somewhere.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: I feel like, yeah, I think I was in squirt
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: Lake because I think I remember taking an Instagram picture
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: and being like neck deep and squirt. So there is
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: a squirt lake. I don't know, man, And sometimes you
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: plug it squirt you pick the mon okay, well look
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: it with me on this desion. One of us always
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: has to go sex. The O don't has to go moose.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: Do you think depot depot is weird? Do you think
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: he's saw weird? Do you think he saw a Moose
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: factory and thought home depot Moose depot hahaha? Or did
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: moose depot which came first? The deepot or the factory.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to retail factory. I'm gonna lead towards factory,
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: and I lead towards plug. Those are where I stand.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Wait, is depot a French word, even if it's spelled normally,
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: I mean, I imagine probably from.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, say moose depot.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: What do you?
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: What do you think? You see it? Do it? Do it?
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: Do it?
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Do you?
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: You picked the sex one first, though, I think.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, plug, I think it's plug, So we locking in
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: plug first? Ye, let's do it, Okay, locking the plug in,
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: that's uh, I'm securing the plug.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: The plug. The plug is secure before the Moose gets here.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: It's locked. It's too late.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: We can't take the plug out. You haven't and even
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: if you could, you'd have been wrong either way. Moose
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: depot is not a real place, nor is plug, but
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: is real, and Moose Factory has an old navy.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: My wife hast shipped package is too before. Wow, double
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: bluffed me with your factory depot bullship.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: But at least Moose factory, Yeah, you've you've made me
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: very happy. At least we can move Moose Factory now.
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, we could start a compound.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: Whatever we would do for a living moosesnis. Oh, that
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: is the end of round one. Let's ask the trailer
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: park boys to calculate the scores. Oh, they just grabbed
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: the points and traded them to some guy for smokes
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: in a cheeseburger.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: Final. Do the math myself.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: The special relationships are on three points, but the Canial
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Dadians are on a nice set of five.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: That checks out. That makes sense.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: This tracks there, you go. Oh, closer than it probably
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: should be.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: But I'm very happy. How closest was. I'm glad I
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: worked this out up. Next is round two. If you're
• 55:38
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• 55:41
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• 55:51
  Speaker 5: But snack there. It is.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: Back to round two. Round two is called Hosers and
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: the Beast. In this new game, each team will be
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: presented with a classic Canadian event or festival and they
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: will need to come up with a mascot for said
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: event or festival. Teams will describe said mascot going back
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: and forth one word each. They will earn up to
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: five points based on their creation and a bonus point
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: may be earned if they get close enough to the
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: actual mascot of said event.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: Does that make sense?
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Hmmm, I think so.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: One word at a time. Pitch you a mascot for
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: a in a Canadian event.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing happened. There were no sudden cuts in the video.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? Everything's fine?
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: Shut up.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: That's a good hosting right, that's a weird way to
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: insure the segment.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: No, I can use that.
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: I can that.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So in the first round of round twos
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: Hosers and the Beast, we will have the special relationships.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: Give me the mascot for the Quebec Winter Carnival.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Our mascot for the Quebec Winter Carnival is a big
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: snow man.
• 57:12
  Speaker 9: With a even bigger hat. That special hat is magic.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: And revitalizes the local community using the power of.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Maple syrup. Made us say it you like?
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: Doing a second letter is perfect. I love it. I
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: genuinely love it, and I will reveal to you now
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: the actual winter Carnival. What hat.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: The little sash?
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: You were gonna say, okay, out of the sash, we
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: don't have to talk.
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: About okay, Well, like I'm not gonna lie. This festival
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: probably does stimulate the local economy. It really does. It's
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: why it was revitalized. The biggest thing this this part
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: of Quebec has I guys, I think I have to
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: give you the full five points and sixth the bonus
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: point for nailing the mascot. Yes, in our next round.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: Now it's gonna be sabotaged only it is the thing
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: I saw. Let's see what you get. I should also
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: add this was the original mascot.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: That's a scary white dude.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: Point of order. Yeah, they get six points. Maybe they shouldn't.
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: They said, snowman, this is a snow ultra horror. And
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: they did say the hat was even bigger than even bigger. Yeah,
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: it is a big hat, but it isn't bigger than him.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: I'm a big hat. I never said it was that big.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: They said even bigger hat. Yeah, bigger than a regular
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: sore loser.
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: That hat is big in the community.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: I mean his hat's pretty big too. Oh okay, even
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: bigger is in like it has more fame. Okay, right,
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: that's not knowing who the guy in the photo is.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: He's probably something like prime minister. I don't know. Let's
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: see the Quebec.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: He's done some crime, mister Quebec himself, the man who
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: invented maple syrup and hockey.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: Someone.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: Okay, the Canial Dadiens, you will be giving me the
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: mascot for the Halifax Oyster Festival.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: I do know the answers to this because I can
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: see the future. So I'm gonna say, ah, rippling thing
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: made of muscles and beautiful pieces of pretty hair that
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: listens wetley in the son.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: When the Halifax Oyster Festival end, I'll call time.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: There is it a giant pearl? Perhaps true? So I realized,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: I'm like, what did you? Oh I have I know
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: what's written there? That is not what it is at all.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: That's that is. That is her name. Her name is Pearl.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: A massive, wriggling, wet hair and muscle damion could still
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: be in.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: Get it right, anatomically correct multi eyed oyster. Jesus an
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: eldridch fucking horror, Jesus Christ. That's a dark soul's boss.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: What that looks like a biblical angel of the sea.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: I do see wet, glistening hair coming out the back
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: of that thing. Yeah, and muscles.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Mullish definition to those likes.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: Is it like a shellfish Clinton, Yeah, I can definitely
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: say that is a solid three points.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: Take it, maybe even four because Dane's ominous ends has
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: a certain you know, Eldridge fear to it that this
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: thing also brings right.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, even looks as the usual host. I've got to
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: say that felt like point Yeah.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: That was Oh yeah, no, that was You are too
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: kind hair. The hair is it's crazy. Yeah, no, I'm
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: giving you that one because she is one.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, look at the gams.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: Little sucks. We couldn't it's still been right. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: those lips.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: It's.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: God, don't by me. I just got to find out
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: if there's any romance novels about the mascot of the
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: Halifax Oyster Festival.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: Well, judging by the look on your face, there soon
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: to be one.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: If there's gonna be any competition in the market.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Time is going to be.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: The Pearl slash Vic. Okay, back to the special relationships.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: Your next round is going to be just for laughs.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: Comedy festival. One order a time. You have roughly thirty seconds.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: I'm not being super lean on the clock because this
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: is fun. Go ahead when you're ready.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: The mascot for the just for laughs comedy festival is
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: going to be.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Ok.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: The Ricky.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 10: Yours because he is technically French, I think, or maybe
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 10: he is rich.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's it, he's rich, I.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: Keep going.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 11: That means he has power and can influence what we
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 11: decide is correct comedy.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: I will cut you both off there. I'm gonna say,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: not close at all, but there is something. There is something.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: You have something going there, and I'll tell you what.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: I can give you points for this.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's an idiot with a big mouth, so we
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: were right.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, it's a creepy monster who thinks
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: it's funny.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: I think that's all six points, right, true.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: I think you misheard them, they said, Vicky Gervas, Vicky
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: Victor Gervas. Sorry, did you not hear them?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: No, I mustn't have heard them.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: I also was busy thinking of his wife Rose, because
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: there's a girl one too.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: Why wouldn't there be Why is the girl on a
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: different material? I think I think I just couldn't find
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: any other photos in the same costume. But it's the
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: different they're usually animated on screen, and.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: Ricky Gervas likes that there's one boy one and one
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: girl one. Then that's it, that's what he likes.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: Also they're married. Uh, canonically, that's a fact. That's all
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: they're wiki.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: I like that they're happy.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: I can definitely say we don't know they're happening. We
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: just know that they're married. I'm smiling.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: That's fair. We know he's Oh god, we could delve
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: into this.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: We know he's happy, he's really happy, and she seems
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: like she's just kind of getting by.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: This is this could be performative. This is like Instagram.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: This is every couple that looks this happy is miserable.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: Don't no one clip right eye right now?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: Her her little face going, I'm spying.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: Smiling with teeth. Yeah, you were doing a real victor
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: right there. Oh that is that is the clipper getting
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: for this episode, isn't it. I'll be honest.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: I was starting this with two points one four thinks
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: it's funny and two for being a monster. But I
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: think I think there's something something is giving me, like
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: the pull of a third point. I can't put my
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: finger on it, but there's something about the two of
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: you right now. I think I think I can do
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: I do a solid three on that one can I
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: heal dadians. I was afraid this is being easy games.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: I wanted to give you a real curve ball the
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: World War One Canadian Army Veterinary.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Corps, veterinary.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: Veterinary Okay, not that, okay, okay, okay. I also read
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: that wrong. For a hot second, I was like, yikes,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: maybe it's a clue. This Dalmatian is so hot, uncomfortably hot,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: in sparse but flattering fatigues. It won't bite, but will
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: if you ask. I think I'm okay in there with
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: the Dalmatian and army fatigues who will bite you if
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: you asked you to? Yeah, weirdly hot, let's be sure. Yeah,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: I'm thinking like, you know, the animated like Robin hood Fox. Yeah,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: if that was a Dalmatian that looked after World War One,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: a kind of slutty fatigues. Yeah, I'm thinking clothing spars, fatigue.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: We all knew they were slutty.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: I'm meant to reveal first and explained my points afterwards,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: because you touched on something very weirdly.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Specific about it is Dalmatian.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: No, this is Winnipeg Bear, a young female black bear
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: cub purchased for twenty Canadian dollars and a string stop
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: in Ontario, eventually finding a home and living out the
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: rest of her days in the UK at the London Zoo.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: Are nicknamed Winnie for short, and was the inspiration for
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: a certain popular.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: Bear which I said sparse clothing, spars clothing, and you
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: referenced a Disney animated project. M I'm saying minimum mirrors
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: two points. I would say maximum is six.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: Getting to those points, I just wanted to yell about
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: the fact that Winnie the Pooh is a fucking Canadian
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: icon and was basically stolen by Brits like Pokahontess.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: You can.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: You can take all land that we took, but you'll
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: never take our best.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: She was our bear. First he had to go fight
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: the French, so we left the bear in the UK
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: for you. Okay, some child called it Winny, and some
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: dude wrote a book about it, and then Disney made
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: billions off copyright. Now I was expecting a like mascot style. Yeah,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: I don't know. You didn't get it. No, but you're
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: still getting two points for it because you did touch
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: on some very interesting things.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say even a third point.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: I think one point for the solid character you created,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: because I think in Dalmati and Fatigues, who's weirdly hot,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: it was kind of a goodly different mascot back then
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: would have been yeah, yeah, I'll be honest. I forgot
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: I had another slide now that was over, so I'm
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: just gonna say yeah. I was gonna say he's crazy
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: that you put this up and then said us, yeah,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: I see solid moment where I forgot to say, Now
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: to Woody with the scores and of course everything's fine,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: nothing can go wrong here. This is a perfectly normal
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: Tree see the new versions a lot better, and has
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: nothing wrong about him at all that we have to
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: worry about. Maybe we'll get someone else to do the
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: scores for us, real quick, guys. Tree removed and scores counted.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: The Special Relationships find themselves on twelve points and the
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: Canal Datians find themselves on twelve points.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: It's a tie game, baby.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: Special Relationship Round three is next, after a message from
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: concerned children's advertisers featuring tiny hippos that live in your
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: closet and a song about not putting face in your mouth.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: Round three we'll see our teams take some classic pulp
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: culture media of their choosing and reboot it for Canadian audience.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: In a game that I am calling a boot a reboot,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: each team will get two minutes to pitch me the
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: head of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation their idea for a reboot.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: Not sure what makes a TV or film more Canadian?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: Just do what America does and play up some stereotypes.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: What could go wrong?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: I will have the Special Relationship go first. If they
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: would like, you can pick any piece of media U
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: see fit, give me the Canadian version of it. I
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: don't have an on screen timer, so you'll have to
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: just believe me when I tell you I'm doing a
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: timer on the side over here.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: We will believe you.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: You will have two minutes, and as classic gate liber
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: twists go, I will tell you when to switch.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: Are we ready to start? Yeah?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: Why not, let's do it.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: There's no time like present.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: Well, the present is.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Now, okay, So we are pitching a Canadian reboot of
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: the hit ABC drama series Lost, because if that flight
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: had gone between Canada and Australia compared to the US
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: and Australia, it would have been an entirely different story switch.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: And it would have been genuinely a lot kinder.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 6: But also I think that maybe they would have maybe
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: they would have built a beacon, maybe they would have
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: built a bigger fire to get like some ah, some recognition.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: Actually they wouldn't have because of all the things that
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: happened later and.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Lost Switch and all those things that happened later in
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: Lost include still the polar bear that stays, because Canada
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: has a lot of polar bears. But one thing that's
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: got to change is that giant smoke monster, because that
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: reminds us too much of the Canadian wildfires, and we
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: cannot be putting that in front of a Canadian audience
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 6: It might it might cause uproar in the community, as
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 6: it should. A valid and very democratic and very strongly
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: worded letter could be written to ABC if we include
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 6: a smoke monster. Now, some things that we could include
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: is a big moose.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: Switch, and a big moose is terrorizing John Locke who's
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: called John Locke a and also Jack Shepherd who's called
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Jack Shepherd ah, and the big moose is terrorizing them
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: around the forest until they find a mysterious hatch in
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: the middle of the second and.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: In that hatch is all of the secrets that the
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 6: English government has been keeping to prevent Canada from becoming
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 6: an independent nation until surprisingly recently. Let's be real and
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 6: in that hatch there's just a lot of English officials
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: and maybe.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: That is your time. But when I ended I lost
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: with the most pandering ass names you can come up with.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 6: I think I lose my mind in this heat.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I felt myself going crazy.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: I was just thinking, I've seen a lot of Canadian
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: media but flights going down mostly in Newfoundland. So I
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: mean like you were onto something there with that one. Okay,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna give that a good three points.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: I like this.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: I think lost in Canada where it's just it's not
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: nearly as traumatic. But there's just a big moose, which
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: is those supernaturally scary as ship They're huge.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they like they will kill you. Get if
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: you didn't fuck you up? A moose once locked me
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: in the bathroom.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: Whoathing else they'll saything else. I wonder, I wonder how
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: this round's gonna go. Uh, if you want, I just
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: think I'll quickly because it sounds insane. We saw moose,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: my first moose ever, I was like, holy shit, that's
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: a fucking moose moose in the water. Oh my god,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: the moose is huge. This is amazing. The moose walking
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: up there. Oh my god, the moose is a baby. Wow,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: let's be responsible and walk away because you know, I
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: go to the bathroom. I go back to the front
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: of the park where we were hiking, walk into the bathroom.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: Bathroom is really smelly, it's awful. It's like a single
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: stall bathroom, like at the edge of the car park.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: As I go in, I hear wha wha and like commotion,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: and then my partner goes no. I'm like, yeah, don't
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: go out of the bathroom. What the baby moosa outside?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: So the baby moose stood right outside the bathroom where
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: if I had come out, I would be in massive
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: ramming range because the mom would have been like, oh,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: get the fuck away. So I had to sit in
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: this bathroom. Why didn't said? I stood? Because it was
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: gross until the moose went away. And it sucks because
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: everyone got to have that. I could hear everyone having
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: this transcendent, beautiful moment. I was like, Wow, it's so cute.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: Mother Nature's amazing gets beautiful. I'm just standing in a
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: dark stinky toilet waiting to not die when I leave.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: That is so good. Yeah.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, let's see how that your your reboot compares. Yeah,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: you follow it. The naighty is, I can't do this.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: You have two minutes on the clock to pitch me
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: your Canadian a fied reboot of a thing.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: Your time starts now, I've got a Canadian reboot. It's
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: breaking bad.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: A teacher gets cancer and gets free healthcare and is
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: immediately cured of cancer. Uh, it completely removes the drama.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: It's a sitcom now about a teacher bonding with his
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: former student who's like a troubled troubled youth. It has
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: nothing to do with drugs. It has nothing to do
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: with meth. It is just a fairly wholesome, like male
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: role model show in which Walt begins mentoring Jesse Pinkman
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: Switch sorry, I got so entholic and switch guy.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Without the outlet of crime and danger and desperation,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: Walt has to find healthy and positive ways to kind
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: of like reclaim kind of like control over his life
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: and like all the ways in life in which he
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 5: feels like emasculated and dealing with them in a healthy,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: positive way, working forward with his marriage and then re
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: kind of like switch.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: He you know, ends up realizing that, oh, his time
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: is short. He gets a second cell phone in order
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: to sort of write love letters to Skyler from like
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: an anonymous source to kind of like pretend like reinvigorate,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: act like they're just meeting for the first.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: Time, and he asks her does she like pinaclaudas does
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: she like getting caught in a toilet when a moose
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: outside blocks the exit, And it actually leads to this
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: like really beautiful love story between the two of them,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: and Jesse Pinkman is waiting in the back of the
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: bar when they meet. He's actually the DJ. He plays
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: their song when they walk in. She actually kind of
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: comes on board, becomes friends with him too, and they
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 5: really just twenty seconds.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: The song that they fall in love to is Mister
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: Blue Sky Again, going back to the name of the meth.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: It all ties up really nicely. It is just a
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: absolute loving story. It's kind of like Shit's Creak at
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: the end of it, where it's just like it becomes
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: this wholesome Canadian story of finding your family and time.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: But I cannot, in my good can just give you
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: less of the full five points for that. That was
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: fucking splendid. Yeah, that was a masterclass.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: I really enjoyed Drew how which you forgot about the
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: fallmat point of switching because he was so enthralled, like.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: Taken aback, whole was still I was so ready to
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: jump in there was like, give.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: It to me.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: You had a captive Canadian audience. You fucking did the homework.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: He's saying all the good ship true, which is pretty
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: much impossible for a Canadian TV show. So we're doing
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: edd Raffer did pretty good.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: Ice. I was thinking of reboot, which is another Honestly,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: there was a part was like if someone doesn't reboot,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: reboot all a good laugh, but it's already Canadian exactly.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I was like free on YouTube now,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: nake it, fuck it. I'm planning to rewatch one of
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: these days. Oh boy, those ideas were so good that
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: our other markets want in on the Canadian cash cow.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: Let's get some more pitches, one more from each team,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: but this time for another product outside of media properties.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: Go wild.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: Anything and everything is on the table. What is Canada lacking?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: And how are you gonna bring it to them? I
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: will flip things around.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: Let the start this one off.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: Thank God, you can pick anything your heart desires, you
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: can think of and give me the Canadian version of
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: it to make things a little bit tighter. I'm only
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: giving you one minute and I'll be a little better
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: on the vigilance of the switching. And you're let me
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: know you ready to go. Your time starts now.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: Guns. Our neighbors have them. Why can't we? You see
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: how well it works down South? Everybody's armed, and you
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: know what, and the only stopping bad people is good
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: people with guns. And so the bad people already have them,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: So why shouldn't the good people have them?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: Which, sure, we don't really have any school shootings, but
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: you know what, if we do, we're gonna want to
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: have the guns to prevent that them. That's how it.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: That's how it works. There's also other things we could
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: make sure that it feels really Canadian. They could be
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: maple syrup scented. They could be red and white. Instead
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: of bullets, they could shoot maple syrup. Also, I just
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: make people sticky, which some might are you is worse
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: than getting shot with a real bullet.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: Blood sticky. Also, when you pull the trigger, it says.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, and so already you've made the
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: situation better.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: Sure, you shot a dude, but at least you've apologized.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: That is your time. I'll be honest you. This was
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: what I expected from some one of the teams. I
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 5: was like ready to say, nope, I'm not cool with this,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: but you really, you you sold me.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: Up how it happens, you.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: So fucking down.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: I can't give you them full five because I don't
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: approve guns, but I think I think I can let
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: Forrest slide on this one for the sorry.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: I think really sent to the d end there for me.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, that one. I knew it was coming. I
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: knew it was coming. Guys, I was great. I'm so sorry.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: Special relationships. I hope you have something in mind outside
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: of guns.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: Please. Yeah, And God knows, I'm gonna regret this one
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: in a moment, but you ready.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: I'm so ready.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: Your time starts now.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: You can rest easy. It's not guns.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 6: I think Canadians are too reckless because they don't have
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 6: to pay for healthcare. So I think that Canadians need
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 6: incredibly expensive healthcare.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: Oh that healthcare is going to be so expensive.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: If you just say, fracture your toe, that's gonna cost
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: one million billion Canadian dollars, which I think is about
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: the same as.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 6: At at least forty five double doubles tis. I have
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 6: no idea how much those cost, but I just think
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: that if we increase the price of medical care in Canada.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: They'll be more careful.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 6: Maybe they won't, maybe they won't slip on the maple
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: syrup that comes out of their new guns.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: Switch ten seconds, and after they slip on the maple
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: syrup guns, they're gonna break all of the bones and spleens.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: And then they're gonna go into the hospital and the
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: hospital will be like, Hey, we're for profit. Now, that's
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: what we do because it's fun, because rich people exist.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: That is your time.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's amazing that it's legitimately talking point for the
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: rite out here and then the thing they're actually fucking
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: pitching fun.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. I'm so sorry.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the privatized healthcare is the thing they want
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: because it'll be better and more efficient clearly for their wallets.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: Yep, that's their only argument, and I just made it,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: but very solid.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: Referencing Niles injury and bringing us back to the double
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: doubles is the point of reference. What is the double
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: double nol like for four or six bucks horns? I
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: don't shop there.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, horns their partner with jk Rowling, and that's
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: the ship.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 6: I hate him. I like to miss gender jk Rowling.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 6: I think it's funny.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: Important.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: We need to find their their actual name and use
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: that because jk Rowen is a chosen name.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: Clearly.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 4: That is the end of round three. Let's have an
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: authentic Newfoundland fisherman calculate the scores. Oh, he's thirty minute
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: late due to the time zones and sounds like he's
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: speaking an entirely made up language despite claiming it's English.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: So I'll just do it for him. The special Relationships
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: are on twenty points, but the coniledadiens have creeped up
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: ahead with an extra point at twenty one. I did
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: write a next line here. I was like, I didn't
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: write a transition line. Fuck, And then I your scrolled
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: down and I had done it.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 6: That's true Matt fashion.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 5: If you would have been like, oh yeah, I was like,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 5: I'm about to have a moment, like I pull a
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: Matt and we're gonna write a thing.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: Damn things and just copepasteed. How can I then he
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: must have forgotten that one too. Science exactly. It's not
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: all fake, Yes, no, but it's but this is real.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: We are going into the final round, but before we
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: get to the quick fire round to end this show,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: we do have to talk prizes this episode, Star Prize
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: is the concept of cross border friendships. No matter where
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: you're from, we're all human beings and we all want
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: the same thing to watch two hot men play a
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: bit of hockey, fall in love, and have the hottest
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: sex that television will allow them to show on TV
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: for free. But our winning team will also receive a
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: date with Pearl the oystercre mask nod. I mean, look
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: at those gams. Heated rivalry has got nothing on what
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: you two could get up to.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: Did you have to look at those gams in the copy?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: I had to look at those legs, But gams is
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 5: so much better.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 6: They go all the way down to the floor.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: Up next is our crucial quick fire round after the
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: last set of ads, unless you're listening on Patreon, in
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: which case, grab a poutine, some ketchup chips, or a
• 1:24:42
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• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: We'll be back soon.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: This quick fire around will test your broader pop culture knowledge,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: and this time it's called I Know them A. In
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: this game, I will give our players clues to some
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: famous people from Canada, real or fictional, in the style
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: of a stereotypical East Coast Canadian. It's fun and of
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: course there's a classic gate Leapers twist. You need to
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: give me your answer in your best Canadian accent and
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: end it with an A. Of course, it's on fire,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: so buzz in by yelling your team names. Let's practice
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: that now special.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: S Canaldanians. I mean, I'll hear them, I'll know him.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 6: I just want to apologize to the entirety of Canada,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: all ten providences and three territories, the accents, all the.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: Providence, every providence.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: Yep, all of the providence. Get out here. I want
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 6: to apologize to.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: Was that your Canadian accent? There was.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 6: No my Canadian accent?
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: Is more of you? Sounded like a real key and
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 4: I'll give you that much. I would like it was
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: an example round. Here's an example round for us on
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: no point here. Uh So, for example, if I said, oh, hey, there,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 4: did you see that guy in the crazy long drench
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: coat and sunglasses minus fifteen?
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, oh a is that uh Keu Reeves?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: That would be Keanu Reeves, a noted famous Canadian. I
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: knew that there we I want like if this is
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: the edit later, just that line with Niles, like the
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 5: Zuba Lyle's faceless eyes were like a like a like
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 5: a baby moose in the headlights. I wouldn't know. I'm
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: in the toilet.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, if we're already, we will get started. Hey, buddy,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: you can't spark that thing here. The plow might hit
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: your bug shaped spaceship. Now you can use yours green
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 4: magic ring of yours to.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: Crack open my green lantern.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: Special. Yes, Matt, oh, is that Ryan Reynolds? A?
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: That's not who I'm looking for. Anyone else want a
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: buzzing for this one? Is it Nathan Fillion? I can't
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: give you the point.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: You didn't give me an a there, buddy, fuck, but
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: it was Nathan Philly and I was looking for No.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: Sorry, I included a.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 6: Transcript it will say, no, we need to get competitive now,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 6: oh ship, No.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 5: It's sires. I'm not gonna stop again. But that's your
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: point five. That's your point five point for typring.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: No, okay, okay, fat fat okay?
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I called because clearly my place is haunted, and
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: while you're here, you want to grab the stick and
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: jam with John Belushi.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: For a bit.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: Oh canil Dane. It's a dan Ackroyd though, is it? Hey?
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 5: Eightian enough, I'll give it to you. That is dan Ackroyd.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: Shirley Dane can just speak. I still leave the as.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: Though, all right, can you stop flirting with your own
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: mom there for a kick and run down to the
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: shoppers for some snacks? No speeding now, last time you
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: went over eighty eight, we lost a few.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: Matt oh fuck uh oh a, it's Michael J.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: Fox. Hey like you'n gotta Italian. It's Michael J. B.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: It's Michael J.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: One.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 5: You've seen that hotty out there? Look smooth as a dog?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: La la. I scribbled his name of my notebook, Gonile. Yes, Dane,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 5: you know you know who it is? Is it Ryan Gosling? A?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: It is Ryan Gosling. Ay keep one quick here?
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 4: Uh sorry, my life, you're doing the accent. Oh yeah,
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say death. Oh you see that hotty
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 4: out there? I proposed to him in a second. Even
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: if you just worked at a local pizza place. He's
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: dropped dead gorgeous? Oh canile?
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: Yes, Dan Ryan Reynolds. Ay, that is Ryan Reynolds.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: Was it was a set up there? Uh oh yeah
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: see that. Yes, like at least that face is horrible.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: At least he's funny and he's taking over from here.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: What the fuck you're making fun of me in this
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: skit about me? That's Dane Seth Rogen No, I'm just
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: gonna go this one.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: Oh wait, No, I was just gonna say more Seth
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: adjacent people.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: Uh no, Unfortunately it is Ryan Reynolds to Jason. That
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 4: would be Deadpool canonicals. Okay, Oh man, i's got this crush.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: I'm just a boy and she's just a girl. That
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: is Avril Vin a nice Oh watch out, guys. I
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: think there's a supernatural horror around the cottage. Oh no, wait,
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: false alarm. Hey, it's just some spy from the sixties.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: Here special Yes, James Bond, super.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: An old British spy. Oh nile, Yes, it's Mike Myers.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: Eh is Mike Myers?
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 6: Ah?
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: Hey, somebody stop him. The guy in the mess answering.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: Everyone, Hey, is it Jim Carrey?
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 5: A there? Look at you, mama, may.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 6: You're so sweaty.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know any.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 6: I know, but not the fastest.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: Hey, shorty, watching those things there either put them away
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 4: or using to carve up the don air meat for us. Jesus,
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: smell like you've been living in the woods for the
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 4: last hundred years.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: A Bob special, Yes, is it the Is it a sasquatch?
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: As you close you were? Is the wolverine or logan? Hey,
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: it was close up to the wire, but it is wolverine.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: A damn listen, Bud, I get it. You're a big
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: deal with the ladies, even them green ones. Now let's
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: get your rocket man and go boldly, go even wherever
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: you gotta go, Canal. We're getting quick on this one.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 5: Yes, uh, oh my god, Captain Kirk uh William Shattoner, Eh, yes,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: you pulled it out. I would have given it to
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 5: you on on Kirk, but yes, Shanner. Yeah, and quick milea.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: That's that's that's true. Yes, what quick before the buzzer?
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: I prefer a cold beer, but I'll take a honey meat,
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: I guess. Oh man, this ain't bad so good. In fact,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 4: I'll look the other way on your is not wearing
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: no pants and just a shirt?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 5: Oh bother Winnie the Pooh.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: The Canadian New Canadian guns.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 6: Anyway, born the Buzzer just because.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: He was stolen he chows the UK. Yeah, I'm not
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: having if you try and come for Paddington. I swear
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: to God, I swear to God.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 5: You could have Paddington. We have the Pooh. That's the
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 5: Avengers movie. I want to see.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: Versus Oh my god, I has seen some ship.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 6: I'm my money's Paddington.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: The Pooh was part of World War One and the
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 5: Veternory Corps.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and have you been to London?
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: Yes? What means London is a guy to World War
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: one warfare? I mean Roger says every episode.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 6: I'm tired of saying it. No one believes me.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, this was This was brilliant. Before we
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 5: get to those final scores that I'm sure everyone is
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 5: on pins and needles because it was not.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: This was totally as close as I can get. I'd
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 4: like to thank our players. You've all been a bunch
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  Speaker 4: of ring rats. Dane niall always the two of you
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  Speaker 4: are from fuck Buddies from No Quest. What else are
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  Speaker 4: you guys doing? What's going on? Where can our people
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  Speaker 4: find you? And what's new?
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  Speaker 5: I'll do no question, you do fuck Buddies?
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  Speaker 6: Sure?
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So no Quest is an actual play podcast. We play
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  Speaker 4: a bunch of random ship. We play games that are
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  Speaker 4: coming out aren't out. We do a main form campaign
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  Speaker 4: and Starfinder, which is like a sci fi space opera.
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  Speaker 4: We have a full, binge able first season out ready
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  Speaker 4: to go. We have a bunch of mini series. We
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  Speaker 4: have a bunch of one shots, and we're currently in
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  Speaker 4: our season, our second season where we are inviting the
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  Speaker 4: listeners to be the players. You guys get to make
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  Speaker 4: like votes on things that happen in the campaign. You
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  Speaker 4: can join our discord, you can act as like the
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  Speaker 4: city Council. It's it's a lot of fun. It's led
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  Speaker 4: to a bunch of chaos. It's been a great time
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  Speaker 4: working with our audience and our listeners. And you don't
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  Speaker 4: necessarily have to listen to to season one in order
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  Speaker 4: to jump in, So if you want to take part
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  Speaker 4: right away, Season two is a standalone thing and we
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  Speaker 4: would love to have you. You can find us at
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  Speaker 4: no questcast dot com or no Quest for the Wicked
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  Speaker 4: anywhere you listen to your podcasts.
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  Speaker 5: Also, we have Fucked Buddies f star C K B U,
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  Speaker 5: D D I E s pretty much wherever you get
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  Speaker 5: your podcasts, because podcast hosting our cowards and won't less
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  Speaker 5: say fuck, but we say fuck, and we are sex
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  Speaker 5: and the Vice podcast. You know you'll get some advice,
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  Speaker 5: you'll hear some wet meat sounds. No, you won't. We
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  Speaker 5: talked about sex, we talk about dating. We're very sex positive.
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  Speaker 5: We want a bunch of awards doing it. We have
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  Speaker 5: a lot of fun and our aims to make the
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  Speaker 5: world a better place to date in a little bit
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  Speaker 5: more positive of a place. And we answer every audience
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  Speaker 5: question sent our way. And we'd love you to join us.
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  Speaker 4: Two truly beautiful shows, so much fun to listen to.
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  Speaker 4: I will shamelessly plug a specific one shot from around
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  Speaker 4: the first season that a few familiar faces from this
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  Speaker 4: episode might be the stars of and I.
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  Speaker 5: I'm very proud of it.
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  Speaker 4: I share it whatever I can and people get some
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  Speaker 4: great feedback. But the series is phenomenal. I love that
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  Speaker 4: episode so much, so good. You guys were all so
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  Speaker 4: fucking great. I will just say the reveal at the
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  Speaker 4: end of last week's episode with our next arcs Bad Guy, Oh,
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  Speaker 4: I literally yelled out my window in my car. I
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  Speaker 4: feel really bad for that school, Matt Audre. We have
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  Speaker 4: the Peak Improv Theater. We have this show, we have
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  Speaker 4: other shows. What are you guys up to?
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  Speaker 5: What is going on? And where can we find use? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: This this show.
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  Speaker 5: You know this show.
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  Speaker 2: If you're listening to this most likely, if not, subscribe.
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  Speaker 2: Drew's done an amazing job. This was a fantastic episode
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  Speaker 2: and we've had so much fun. I hope that Drew
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  Speaker 2: hosts more episodes in the future because this was a blast.
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  Speaker 2: You can, I guess, come to our live shows if
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  Speaker 2: you're based in Colorado. We've got three more before the
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  Speaker 2: end of the year. We've got September eleventh.
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  Speaker 5: There bringing up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we've got so I mean, we made it up
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  Speaker 4: to references, but good good caps.
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  Speaker 3: And October ninth.
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  Speaker 2: On those we are doing a horror movie themed one
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  Speaker 2: in September, and then we are doing Hunger Games themed
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  Speaker 2: one in October. You can get tickets at Peak Improv
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  Speaker 2: dot com and just generally check out Peak improv dot
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  Speaker 2: com for a bunch of shows.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the only improv theater in Colorado Springs.
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  Speaker 2: But therefore it's the best improf theater in Colorado Springs
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  Speaker 2: and we're about to move to an exciting new location,
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  Speaker 2: which is fun.
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  Speaker 5: You're not doing airplanes. Sorry, what was that?
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 3: You're not doing airplane We're not doing an airplane themed no, no,
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  Speaker 3: oh no, the movie.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like it might be important to note that
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  Speaker 4: this is a carryover joke from a past and you don't.
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  Speaker 5: Just we joke about all the time, and that's way better.
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  Speaker 6: After all, the only person from the States, and they
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  Speaker 6: just bully me.
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  Speaker 5: You started talking about this today last time. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: There will be links to all of the above in
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  Speaker 4: these show notes, I assume because mats All is editing
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  Speaker 4: the show and has the power to do so. I
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  Speaker 4: will have to check the final scores through Clara winner
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  Speaker 4: and the final scores are these special relationships and on
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  Speaker 4: a respectable twenty two points, just like number of minutes
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  Speaker 4: in an hour.
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  Speaker 5: Very good. Yeah, Canile Dadian's win with twenty nine and
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  Speaker 5: a half points.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, did not need that half.
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  Speaker 5: It's a Canadian dozen. Did not need that half, but
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  Speaker 5: I have it.
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  Speaker 4: People keep stealing our road signs. This has been pandemonium.
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  Speaker 4: late great Catherine O'Hara, Even before you've earned it, treat
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  Speaker 5: Oha walked in Old.
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  Speaker 2: What a tribute to Catherine Ohara. At the end, thank
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  Speaker 2: you once again to Drew for making that episode.
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  Speaker 3: It was a joy.
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  Speaker 5: It was a blast.
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  Speaker 2: My voice is going because I've I've just recorded three
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  Speaker 2: fandomoniums in the last eight days, which is great news
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  Speaker 2: for you, Old because it means there's plenty of episodes
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  Speaker 2: guming this fall, but it means my voice is very tired.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm just going to say, go to Patreon dot com,
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  Speaker 2: forward slash Gateleapers to see the video version of this episode,
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  Speaker 2: and indeed, like over fifty of our fandemoniums, I think
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  Speaker 2: have video. Check out our live Pandemonium that we did
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  Speaker 3: There are links.
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  Speaker 2: It'll probably come up. Follow us on Instagram at Gateleapers pod.
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  Speaker 2: And now I'm going to give a very special but
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  Speaker 2: very tired voice shout out, which could what could be
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  Speaker 2: more Canadian than a polite, softer voice. Yeah, that's that's
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  Speaker 2: probably the most Canadian thing I can do, right, is
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  Speaker 2: just say thank you is just be polite. Okay, let's
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  Speaker 2: do a soft Canadian public radio without the accent polite.
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  Speaker 2: Thank yous, Ash and Adam, thank you, Justin dodd Berg,
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  Speaker 2: thank you, Derek and Taylor, thank you, Aaron Randolph, thank you,
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  Speaker 2: Kristin Foley, thank you, Troy Davidson, thank you. The entire
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  Speaker 2: thank you, Ivan Grossman, thank you, Matt Smith, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: And Shirley Stout thank you. This is being Canadian public
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  Speaker 2: radio guest hosted by someone from England or possibly America.
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  Speaker 2: the production of this very podcast and indeed all the
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  Speaker 2: of your contributions to the production of the comedy we
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  Speaker 2: make goes right back into making more comedy.
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  Speaker 3: So thank you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you,
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  Speaker 3: thank you.