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2014 - Ladies of London (s4e1) "The New Reign" with Keisha · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, it is Monday. I'm here with Keisha. Now,
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: you guys, we have Mugshot Monday. We already put that
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: episode out, it's already in your feed. But because we
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: couldn't come up with another prisoner show, we're gonna switch
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  Speaker 1: it around, guys and Monday starting now from here on
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: out until our prisoners come back on Mugshot Monday, You're
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: gonna have Monday. It's gonna be Your Majesty's Monday or
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  Speaker 1: Monarch Monday. You guys, tell us what you think is
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: a good m word to go with Monday regarding royalty. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I said your Majesty, she said Monarch. We're you guys.
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  Speaker 1: This was sprung on us really literally within like a day,
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  Speaker 1: because I realized that Ladies of London, the New Reign
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  Speaker 1: is what it's called, the new iteration of Ladies of
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  Speaker 1: London was coming out, and it matches up with where
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  Speaker 1: we need to put a show. So his love during
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: lockup is off? Does it go with our prisoner theme?
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  Speaker 1: But that's okay, we can mix it up.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, but just from like, some of these women
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  Speaker 2: might need to be in prison.
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  Speaker 1: Prince Andrew went to prison, you know, yeah, you never know,
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  Speaker 1: you never know. You never know some of these people.
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  Speaker 1: Someone may go to prison. We may find out somebody
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  Speaker 1: was in prison, are married to a prisoner. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: You a lot of norm now it's just the thing
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  Speaker 1: to do. Well. I did not watch the first iteration
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  Speaker 1: of Ladies of London with Carolyn Stanbury. I just at
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  Speaker 1: the time. I don't know why. I was watching a
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  Speaker 1: lot of Bravo. It was probably one of those things
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  Speaker 1: where like, oh, it's been on for a couple of seasons,
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  Speaker 1: so I just not even going to bother Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't watch either. Okay, good. So you and I are
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  Speaker 1: both coming into this totally fresh, yes, which I like
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  Speaker 1: because this is not like you've seen it or I've
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  Speaker 1: seen it. We both know nothing. Yeah, I mean I
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  Speaker 1: know the general idea. It's sort of like Housewives, but
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  Speaker 1: for like fancy London Ladies and you know, somebody wrote
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm so glad you guys are going
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  Speaker 1: to cover it. This is like, you know, all this
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  Speaker 1: like wealth and extravagance. I haven't seen like not like
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  Speaker 1: everybody's wealthy. Some people are like kind of barely hanging
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  Speaker 1: on but they're still but they're yeah, but they're fancy fancy.
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  Speaker 1: You could be fake fancy. You could have been fancy
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  Speaker 1: and you lost it all, which seems like has happened
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  Speaker 1: a couple of times here. Yes, indeed, we'll get it.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you're up. Sometimes you don't, you know, you go
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  Speaker 1: back up again? Yeah, you hit it. Well, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: put up the cast fixture, okay. And I wrote the
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  Speaker 1: names down and I did it by memory. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have to look. But I'm gonna put them
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  Speaker 1: up here, and you tell me if you can remember,
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  Speaker 1: if you can do it by memory, because we will. Guys.
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  Speaker 1: I've watched one episode and this is it. But I
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  Speaker 1: watched it so intently when you watch twice. Okay, bottom
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  Speaker 1: left corner in the white dress. Who is that? Okay? Stop,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta start where I need to start.
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  Speaker 3: Ok Sorry, I'm sorry, okay, okay, Mark and the green
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  Speaker 3: is Kimmy yep. Next to her is.
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  Speaker 1: Margo in the red or the burgundy? Next to her
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  Speaker 1: is Emma. Yes, there's Michael in the pink.
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  Speaker 4: Uh huh okay, wait, her name starts with m hold
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  Speaker 4: oh ship hold on in the white dress or the
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  Speaker 4: black dress on the left, the.
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  Speaker 2: One at the bottom and the whites. Yeah, it's something
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  Speaker 2: that sounds like Kimmy, but it's it's Missy, Missy, Missy
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  Speaker 2: with a with a thing on the end.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, say, but it's Missy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then the one above her in the black, she's
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  Speaker 2: the poor one.
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  Speaker 1: She has a very very outdated hairstyle. I don't like it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like it for every day, like for like
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  Speaker 2: a thing. This is like her thing, this is like her.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot remember her name. The one in the middle
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  Speaker 1: is Emma. Yeah. Martha is the one who looks old fashioned.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew it was something m And then the
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  Speaker 2: one all the way to my right in the black,
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  Speaker 2: she's a pregnant, pregnant one who's married to a man
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  Speaker 2: who looks like.
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  Speaker 1: He would be married to a man. Her name is Lottie, Lottie,
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  Speaker 1: Lottie Lotty. I do way better than I thought I
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  Speaker 1: was able to do. I was like, Okay, we got Missy, Martha, Micah, Emma, Margo, Jimmy, Lottie,
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  Speaker 1: and Mark Francis. I don't know if he's Mark Francis
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  Speaker 1: like Mary Painter. If he's just Mark. I think it's Mark.
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  Speaker 1: I think she's Mark. Yeah, she's marked. Yeah, I've got
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  Speaker 1: him down as MF because we've got Missy Martha, Micah, Margot,
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  Speaker 1: Mark five, a lot of M five M names. That's
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  Speaker 1: a lot the Jay names. What was the show that
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  Speaker 1: we did where everybody's name was like Jeff, Jared Jordan.
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  Speaker 1: Jit was it? It was the love Ist Lion season
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  Speaker 1: where everybody needs to start with the j You're right,
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  Speaker 1: it was upsetting, Okay, it was like Jessica, Jeff, Jared Jordan,
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  Speaker 1: too much, too much for us. Okay, So we start.
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  Speaker 1: This is season four, episode one, and again Keisha and
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  Speaker 1: I did not watch seasons one through three. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to take the picture down, but if we need to
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  Speaker 1: consult it, just let me know. Okay, remove the picture, yes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we have a voiceover. We start and it says London
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  Speaker 1: is the capital of the world, and we see quick
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  Speaker 1: glimpses of all the cool things in London. We see parties,
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  Speaker 1: we see polo matches, we see quick hits of the cast.
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  Speaker 1: They show emm Milwaukee and Emma is described as a
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  Speaker 1: very elegant and very aristocracy. Margo says she made the
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  Speaker 1: sexiest British film ever made. Is in the early two thousands.
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  Speaker 1: These are just like quick hits of what we're getting
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  Speaker 1: about them. Kimmy makes jokes with her friends about drinking.
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  Speaker 1: She's a party party Martha, she's the real lady of
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  Speaker 1: the group. And we see her saying, I could get
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  Speaker 1: married in this, I could get buried in this. It's
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  Speaker 1: the same thing. She looks like. She's like that fellow
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  Speaker 1: match or garden party. Uh. Mark, Mark Francis, he jokes
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  Speaker 1: about like, oh, we're not superficial. I love that there's
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  Speaker 1: a man on the full cast. I do too. I
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  Speaker 1: like the mix of a man in there. I like
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  Speaker 1: it too. And Lottie. All I know is Lottie is
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  Speaker 1: sitting with some guy. I was like, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who this hippie weirdo is, but they're talking about buying
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  Speaker 1: a watch. Yeah, Missy all we know about Missy and
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  Speaker 1: my ssee Apostrophe is a model. Micah is an m
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  Speaker 1: y Ka. Micah is an American who teaches etiquette, which
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  Speaker 1: is hilarious because it's like an American teaching etiquette to
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of like snobby Brits. You know, Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: just it should be the other way. It's weird. And
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  Speaker 1: then we hear Mark he's talking, and he says, summer
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  Speaker 1: in London is the season. There's so much to do.
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  Speaker 1: Any given day you can find a marvelous garden party.
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  Speaker 1: There's just too many parties to attend to. He's an
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  Speaker 1: antique collector, of course he is. Okay, So we opened
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  Speaker 1: the show with Mark's marvelous garden party at the Dartmouth House.
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  Speaker 1: He goes and he's telling them like how to decorate,
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  Speaker 1: pick up the plants, da da, even though they've already
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  Speaker 1: decorated it.
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  Speaker 2: Like he hired an event planner to come in and
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  Speaker 2: then that gros the place they fixed immediately he tells
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  Speaker 2: him to fix something, and then he's just fixing.
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  Speaker 1: What a waste of money? Should yourself done it yourself?
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  Speaker 1: He says, I am not a socialite. I'm a social animal.
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  Speaker 1: I live for people and I love to bring different
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  Speaker 1: people together. Kimmy says, I met Mark at age nineteen,
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  Speaker 1: and if I ever wanted a sperm donor, it would
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  Speaker 1: be him. He's so good looking. Kimmy says she's been
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  Speaker 1: in London for twenty five years. There's not as much
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  Speaker 1: judgment in London as there is in America. You can
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  Speaker 1: have a glass of champagne at eleven o'clock in the
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  Speaker 1: morning and not be called a problem drinker. No matter.
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  Speaker 1: Study now two Now, I was just on a boat
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  Speaker 1: with people that were just fully taking shot till like
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  Speaker 1: nine in the morning. Yeah, nobody in my group. But
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  Speaker 1: you go to the bar and you're like, whoa, it's
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  Speaker 1: like being in Vegas ar in early Yeah. Missy arrives
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  Speaker 1: and she's like in a very you know, not their
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  Speaker 1: outfit and she goes, I do I like a sexy look,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, he's Marks like she's always just like
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  Speaker 1: one wind away from showing everybody everything. I mean, she
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  Speaker 1: barely had on any clothes at all, barely. She says.
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  Speaker 1: She grew up in Sweden and she has been a
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  Speaker 1: model for half of her life and she's just come
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  Speaker 1: back from Abiza. She had a job there. And Mark says, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're so tan. It takes me until September to get
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  Speaker 1: a tan. And he's just like, pasty, pasty Micah the
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  Speaker 1: etiquette expert Mark Mark says, you know, Micah is so nice.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a fasade. She's actually just nice. She's not
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  Speaker 1: trying to play you. But in London, like we're not
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  Speaker 1: accustomed to that. We're accustomed to. It's so funny, like
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  Speaker 1: I should be in London because I love the shadiness
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  Speaker 1: of it all. Starky. Yeah, very Mark. Micah says it's
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  Speaker 1: hard to go to a restaurant with Mark. You can't
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  Speaker 1: get to the table because he stops and talks to
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  Speaker 1: every single person. Oh no, I can't. I would have Mark.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be with the appetizers over here while you're still
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  Speaker 2: making the rounds over there, Like can't wait on someone
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  Speaker 2: when you're hungry.
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  Speaker 1: And I have from friends like that where like you're like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: how are you. I'm just trying to be have to
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  Speaker 1: say helload on Averason person. Yes, Lottie arrives. She's a
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  Speaker 1: fashion designer, and she arrives with the weirdo that we
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  Speaker 1: saw at the beginning. His name is Joshua Caine. Her husband.
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  Speaker 1: He's a celebrity celebrity tailor to the stars, and they
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  Speaker 1: dress a lot of stars for events and things. So
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  Speaker 1: I guess she's a fashion designer and he's a tailor.
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  Speaker 1: Between the two of them, they also do like styling
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  Speaker 1: people or they wear her clothes. I couldn't quite understand,
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  Speaker 1: and he ho is it up to make sure it
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  Speaker 1: fits your body. I just was trying to take all
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  Speaker 1: of him in.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot, and I like a lot, but this
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  Speaker 2: is like one point above a lot. It was just okay,
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  Speaker 2: pick a struggle because you've got this long hair, You've
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  Speaker 2: got this weird mustache thing, you got on these glasses,
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  Speaker 2: you literally have on a suit that looks like fucking
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  Speaker 2: wallpaper like.
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  Speaker 1: And I also felt like the first thing I felt
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  Speaker 1: like we saw he had a lot of tattoos. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, but I literally thought he was her gay
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  Speaker 1: best friend right too. When they said they were together,
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  Speaker 1: my mouth hit the floor. But there was wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: you're not his beard like eccentric, weird people flock together, artistic, artistic, right,
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  Speaker 1: all right? So they said, where's Emma. We don't know
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  Speaker 1: that Emma yet. We'll find out. Emma. She's in con
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  Speaker 1: she's working in con. Right. Micah the American has a
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  Speaker 1: company called Beaumont Etiquette, where she teaches etiquette all over
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  Speaker 1: the world globally. Now, Mark is telling a story at
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  Speaker 1: the garden party about a woman he knew who got
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  Speaker 1: a picasso every time the man cheated on her, and
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  Speaker 1: she acted mortified, but she ended up with this amazing
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  Speaker 1: collection of picassos. I mean, way to work it, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, Way to milk a bad situation
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  Speaker 1: to get what you want.
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  Speaker 2: Because now she's got so many piastos that she could
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  Speaker 2: divorce her husband and probably have more money.
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  Speaker 1: Than him exactly. So they joke like, oh, my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: she probably was like calling up the next girl to
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  Speaker 1: you know, Jennah and tice him. Oh she had a girl.
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  Speaker 2: He about to be at this restaurant right there. He
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  Speaker 2: is in the booth in the back, have fun tay pitchers.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what he likes. So they joke, oh, she must
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  Speaker 1: have had a brothel on speed dial. And then some
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  Speaker 1: of the women say to Michael, like, your friend the madam,
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  Speaker 1: And Michah goes, what, I don't have a friend who's
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  Speaker 1: a madam. What are you talking about? So we see Martha,
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  Speaker 1: she's a socialite. Kimmy and Mark the day before Martha
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  Speaker 1: Kimmy and Mark the day before talking about Dara, who's
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  Speaker 1: a friend of theirs, who is a madam. But she's
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  Speaker 1: not coming to this party, so they're going a shit
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  Speaker 1: talker because she's not there.
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  Speaker 2: That's what happens when you miss out on a party.
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  Speaker 2: Just know you're going to be a subject at the party.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they don't talk about Emma at all because
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  Speaker 1: she's actual, real royalty, so they don't talk. You don't
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  Speaker 1: want to fuck You don't want to fuck up that
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  Speaker 1: from Shu. So Micah goes, Wait what she does? No,
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  Speaker 1: she's not a adam. She's a Harvard educated architect. And
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  Speaker 1: Missy goes, I can't believe you're saying that, Like she's
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  Speaker 1: actually highly intelligent, Like this is very untrue. And MICHAELH. Goes,
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  Speaker 1: I've known her for twenty four years. We were at
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  Speaker 1: college together.
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  Speaker 2: This poor girl, Like is that job made up? Like
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  Speaker 2: there has to be family money somewhere. You cannot just
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  Speaker 2: teach etiquette around the world and be like here we
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  Speaker 2: go here here made up? What is your real job?
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  Speaker 2: How do you do you have a rich husband? How
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  Speaker 2: do you make your how do you pay your how
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  Speaker 2: do you pay your bills? It is not from teaching
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  Speaker 2: etiquette classes.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't found out much in this first episode about
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  Speaker 1: Micah yet about personally, like does she have a husband,
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  Speaker 1: to she have kids? We don't know anything much about.
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  Speaker 2: Her because nowadays this is the wrong time to be
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  Speaker 2: teaching etique classes.
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  Speaker 1: Because no one gives a fuck.
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  Speaker 2: No one gives a fuck, Like, oh, that bitch over there,
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  Speaker 2: she's picked up her fork with her foot.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, whatever a right, Okay, Kisha, that's not you
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  Speaker 1: can't do that. So okay. So we have a thing
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  Speaker 1: on the screen says this is Dara, and we see
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  Speaker 1: her in her office and Darah and Micah call each
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  Speaker 1: other bunny. They're great friends. They work in the same
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  Speaker 1: office building. Now you can tell that Darah doesn't like
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  Speaker 1: it when Micah comes in it's like bunny and she's like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I don't think she likes her at all.
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  Speaker 1: I don't either, And we weren't told this right away,
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  Speaker 1: but when we see Micah going to talk to Darah,
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  Speaker 1: I got the feeling without knowing anything yet, I got
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  Speaker 1: the feeling Darah is like, Okay, you're my knowing friend.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually doing some big time business here.
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  Speaker 2: That's the way that she comes off. And I couldn't tell.
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  Speaker 2: I had to like go look on her Instagram. It
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  Speaker 2: just looks like she has on braces. Who Darah, Yeah,
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: it's like, what is it about her teeth? She doesn't
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  Speaker 2: But I literally have to go look at our Instagram page.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, why would someone so rich have on brace?
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  Speaker 2: That's just how our teeth look.
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  Speaker 1: Oh interesting, Well she might be trying to fix her teeth,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: but maybe interesting. So they work in the same office
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  Speaker 1: filling blah blah blah. So Dara goes, here's the thing
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  Speaker 1: with Michael. We have known each other a long time
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  Speaker 1: and she really looks up to me, you know, for
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  Speaker 1: my business. So she gives her these walkie talking She's like,
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  Speaker 1: this is fine because we're in the same building. We
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: can walk you talk each other. They're pink, and she's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: they have to be pink. Cute, so cute too. I
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: think they could have been black, as she would have
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: had the same response. Why they got to be black?
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  Speaker 1: They should have been pink. Yeah, they should have been pink.
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  Speaker 1: We girls. Yeah, Micah says, you know, for you guys
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  Speaker 1: to say that about Dara like that is definitely not
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  Speaker 1: good etiquette. And in America we would be like defamation
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: a character and like bring it to the American to
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: talk about suing like we do. You can't say that
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  Speaker 1: about somebody. So Martha arrives. She's the socialite with the
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: hair and hair just under it. Looks like what my
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: grandmother used to go to the salon.
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  Speaker 2: Set twice a week and then you undo it a
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  Speaker 2: little bit and let the cradles fall. I mean it
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  Speaker 2: literally looked like she sponge rolled her hair upward and
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: just set the rollers out and went about her day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but my grandmother used to go twice a week
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  Speaker 1: to the beauty shop. You got her hair set like that,
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  Speaker 1: and then she'd go back, you know, four days later,
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  Speaker 1: and they'd wash and set it again in like every
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: four days. So that was that was her helmet all
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  Speaker 1: the time. You know, I don't get. And here's another thing.
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  Speaker 2: You can't tell how old these people are. These people
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  Speaker 2: literally could be thirty or fifty.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I wish they had their ages on the screen, but
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: they died too, because I have a feeling some of
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: them are younger than what they look. And vicesa, yes, yes,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: so Kimmy and Martha joke and how fun and amazing
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: they are. And Mark Francis my notes is MTh like motherfucker.
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  Speaker 1: MF says he's known Martha for decades. He finds her unique,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: he finds her intriguing. Now, Margo is the actress one
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  Speaker 1: that we heard at the beginning made this sex film.
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  Speaker 1: She says she's from South Carolina, but then she lived
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: in London from age eighteen to thirty because she's a
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  Speaker 1: model and an actress. Then she moved to la but
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: now she's back in London to work on a British
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: TV show called The Trip. It's got Steve Coogan, Like
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: it's an actual British TV show that's like a real thing.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I remember, like the scandal about that movie when it
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: came out. Do you I've never even heard of it?
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: You notice like I can't remember what it's called, but
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I can remember there, like this theme was like, oh
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: my gosh, these people really had sex for this movie.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: They're like when did we start doing that? Like it's like,
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: why can't you just not fake? Yeah, I don't know
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: what's gone on with men. I just keep spitting like
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know coming out. You're like me with my
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: bad botox on the one side of my mouth.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: It's up. I have no excuse, yeah at all except
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: for a slight list.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: But I remember that because they're like they really had
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: The question was like why is that movie? And then
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: there's another movie where there's an actress who performed a
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: real blowjawo.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Wow. I know it's like, oh, really get into it. Okay. Yeah,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: So they're all talking about Margo's coming. Margo's so great,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: and Martha goes, Okay, listen, I can't keep a secret.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: So Margo is the one who told me she heard
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Daryl was a madam, so I spread the rumor. Yes,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: So they're all discussing it, and Micah goes, I met
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Dara in college at the University of Florida, and then
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: she went to Harvard, and you know, I went to
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: New York. And that's when Margo, who's from the States,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: goes University of Florida. That makes sense, Harvard. No, it
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. So Margo says, a girl told me
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: that Dara Dara. We're gonna get it right. The Dara
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: is really spicy and really difficult. And another girl chimed
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: in and said, yeah, I think she's a madam. And
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Micah goes, but I mean, somebody said that. It's one
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: hundred percent not true. Like she spends every waking hour
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: working at her architecture firm. She's a great mother, she's
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: a good friend to me, like's not really stuck her. Yeah,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: she just loves her. She worships her, right.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, she just worships this girl, and it makes
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: you feel so bad, like when you see their interactions, like,
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: oh shit, she likes it's like a single white female thing.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: This woman cannot stand her at all. Then we see
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: on the screen this is Dara again, yeah, and her going, well,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I got this thirty three thousand dollars dollar bottle of
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: wine blah blah blah. So they're like, okay, so Dara
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: maybe bugs too, she's pretentious. She does bug. Yeah. So
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: now we see Missy and Lottie talk and Missy the
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: model is Lottie at the designer and Missy says, remember
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: at the lunch we had with Dara. So Missy, Lottie
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: and Dara went to lunch, and she says, when we
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: walked to the car, Dara was telling me, uh, Missy,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: she was telling me she's so embarrassed of michaeh Like
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: she's calling her cringe, saying she's so embarrassed that she
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: pretends like they're friends. And oh man, She's like, she's
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: probably they're probably talking in terms of this cast that
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: they're on, and probably Dara is like she's trying to
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: like we are friends and we are not. She you know,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: she is cringe.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the funny thing is that Micah is a
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: series regular and Dara is not.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't realize that. You notice she's not on
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: the cast photo. Who Dara? You're right, she's yeah, she's
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: she's kind of like a friend of she's not on
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: the cast photo. You are right. So Missy goes, I
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: kind of feel like I should tell I, like michaeh,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: like we're good friends. Like I feel like I should
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: tell her that Dara was saying this, and Lottie goes,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: absolutely not, don't get involved. It's none of your business, right,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, I couldn't sit on that. We find out
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Lottie is pregnant, and Lotti goes, you know, I told you,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: and Darva, I haven't told you anybody else. So everybody
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: gather around. She gets the group together.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I wonder did they really have sex to produce, because
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: he looks like he would just drop off a sample
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: and say, handle it yourself.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: He just looks asexual to me. Well, we literally have
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: seen him twice, so we made that was enough. But
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: we may learn more about him, and but let's give
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: him a chance. And he's a bodybuilder on Sundays. Know
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: that he's just super artistic and that's just his vibe.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: He's just super artistic. But he's I said, I.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Either way, whether he's gay or straight. It is just
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: like I said, one drop of too much, too much.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: His look is a lot. It is so a lot.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: He gets the group together, tells them all she's pregnant.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh my gosh. And Mark says, the Garden
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Party season is starting off great with gossip and scandal.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Get the program. Everybody. Scandal is fun. So I like scandal.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know about you. I do. I love a
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: good drama story. I love a good thing story. I
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: don't want to be involved in the drama.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: I just want to know one hundred and thirty three
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: percent of what the drama is and everything that it involves.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I just don't want to be in it. Whenever we're
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: in Jackson, there's always some kind of drama.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: My sister will be like, oh, and you sudden, I'm like, nope,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: roll it back. I don't know. I don't know that
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: they start over and then I need to know from
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: the beginning. Yes, so Micah says, you know, in London
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: there are royals and aristocrats and then there's the rest
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: of London. But it's really not a big deal. You'll
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: be sitting at a cafe next to somebody who's in
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: the royal family. It's not like it used to be.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: It's just like if you see Sarah Jessica Parker in
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: New York City, it's the same thing. Okay, I would
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: freak out if Yeah, it'd be pretty exciting. So Martha
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: tells us. Okay, Martha tells us her title is Martha
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Lady Stillwell, and it came from marrying a baronet, which
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: is the lowest drung on the poll. It goes a duke,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: a marquis, an earl, a viscount, a baron, or a baronet.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: And Martha married a baronet, which is even below a baron.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: You still got a title. I still get a title.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: And Emma tells us this is the first time we're
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: seeing Emma. She is a gorgeous black woman. Okay, she
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: tells us she's the Martianess. I'm saying it wrong, guys.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I'll get it right at some point, don't.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: She'll get it right by next week and she'll stay
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: with a full British accent.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I'm trying, so, Harry, not because of my weird lip disorder.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Right now, I'm not using any accents. Okay, She's the
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Martianess of Bath. Her husband is the Marquis. Marquis of Bath.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Mark Francis says, Emma is in the modern aristocracy. She
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: is the first black woman to marry into the aristocracry.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Megan Markle tried to claim it, but it is Emma, And.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I just think the whole time when they were showing
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: her life, I'm like, I married the wrong white guy.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is like I should be happy right now.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: This.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I loved this because I really do feel that at
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: the time when this all this Megan Markle stuff was
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: going on, I do feel at the time people are like,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know why people are acting like this. Now.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Of course, you know Prince Andrew, Prince Harry all that
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: that is different than these people because these yes, this
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: is not going to be the King of England, but
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: it was. She said that she is Emma was the
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: first black woman to marry into the aristocracy. Not Megan Markle.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Should have been me so you know, So one hundred
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: miles west of London, we go to Long Lead, which
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: is Emma's Wiltshire County home. Holy cow, holy shit, holy shit.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: We see Emma riding her bike on the property. She's
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: half now, half Nigerian, half English. The press had a
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: lot to say about it when she married her husband. Well,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: he's significantly older than her too, it appears that way.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: But again no get tell with the Brits. It's hard.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get everybody's age by next week. Okay, because
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: this was sprung on us. I didn't have time to do,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you know, all my deep research. So she says, being
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: in the aristocracy means in this day and age. Uh,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: it matters in the context of the house, the estate
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: and the family. And her husband is girl ce A
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: w l I n celan C. I willen don't again,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I'll know by next week. We're gonna call him C.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Her husband is C. They run the Long Lead Home,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: which is the largest single family home in the UK.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: It was built in fifteen eighteen, bought for fifty three pounds,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: which is about one hundred dollars in seventeen ninety three.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: It is a ten thousand acre estate and it is
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: worth two hundred and five million dollars. Two hundred and
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: five million dollars is a lot of Americas of dollars.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Where do we go wrong in life? I don't know,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: why is it? Why? Why isn't that us? I don't know.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: It looks pretty nice. So her kids go to school
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: in London now, so they spend half the time in London,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: half the time at Long Lead. We meet her house manager.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: They're talking about her schedule, you know, what's the upcoming events,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: and Emma tells us her husband's great grandfather opened the
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: house to the public to get some income. Yeah, and uh.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: It was looked down upon at the time by the queen,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: but they needed a way for come so they opened
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: it to the public. They do tours, and then they
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: built a Safari park on the property. Now, you know,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: when I saw her given that rhino a mud bath,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: you thought, where did been me?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I said, It's like, I'm here at the wrong white guy,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I straight up did.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like that this could have been me. When I
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: saw that Safari park, I go, he's just gonna really
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: love that.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I would be out there every day all day, giving
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: hugs and kisses, to all the animals, breastfeding, the new babies,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: doing skin to skin with the new babies.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Like riding a draft.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: That's all of it. Yeah, here's the thing. They would
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: all be in the house with me. They wouldn't even
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: be outside, like they need to be in the house.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yeah, extra tall ceilings for the draft, extra tall, so,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: she says, So we live here half the time, but
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: it's also a tourist destination, so it is like living
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: in a goldfish bowl. A million people visit a year.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: She says. You know, we feel the pressure to keep
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: the house and the estate to a certain standard. We
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: want to keep it running for the next generations. So
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: she takes it very seriously. She goes to visit the rhinos.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: She gives the one rhino a mud bath. It's really cute.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You know, rhinos are so dangerous. It just comes right
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: up and it's like.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: And later on, can you get me on this side too?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Can you do an ear scratch? Have a hard time
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: reaching it?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Cute. Okay, Now we see Martha, it says Martha
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: at her new house. It appears to be like a
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: girl a flat or an apartment or a little townhouse.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I was confused. It was a kind of apealing broken
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: down apartment. I think.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, wait, I'm like, who lives here?
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like, look, I know they have lots of flats
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: in London, but why is this bitch who says she's
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: a socialite and she was married to the royal family somehow,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: some way down the line, Yeah, what is this?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Then we hear about you, Then we hear Okay, So
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Martha has a bird hecate m and that bird is
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: just free flying around the house. So Margo the actress
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: comes to visit, and her talking head, uh Margo says
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Martha is too young to be in her bird era.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: She doesn't this, this is too much and Margo okay, wait, okay,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: so Martha. Martha is telling Margo, okay, the birds when
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: they see something small, moves that you had to peck
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: at it, so you need to keep your glasses on.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, that's not okay.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: You know, I love animals, but god damn, we gotta
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: watch your eyeballs the whole time.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. But but Martha wasn't worried. I guess the
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: birds used to her eyeballs A well, I need you.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Gon to be used to mind too, because he's not
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: about to be pecking my eyeballs.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Martha starts to tell this story about being at a
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: party at Mick Jagger's house and talking to Paul McCartney
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: and asking him was he in a band? What kind
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: of music did he play? Yeah, And then she embarrassed
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: herself even further by singing Imagined to him, which is
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: a John Lennon song not with the Beatles. And they
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: hated each other.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: So and you here's the thing. She could have married
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Paul that night, but she fucked it all up.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, she's she just says she's got that one
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: time she didn't recognize her sister, you know. Uh. Brad
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Pitt has said he has that where people have to
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: like tell him who the person is because he can't.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: He has to talk to them for a minute and
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: get the voice because he has that face blindness. Not weird,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Oh that is really weird. And the first thing I'm
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: going to recognize is your face. Yeah, I'm gonna remember
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: your name. Yeah, I have to talk to somebody for
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: a minute. Yeah. So they Margot's like, how's the new place,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: and she goes, I'm happy here at the new place.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: The landlord is nice. I need to fix it up
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: a little bit. And we see like some peeling paint.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Martha tells us she is a riches to rags rags
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: to riches story. She grew up very rich and then
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: she was homeless, but then she was I need to
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: know what happened between what happened?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, because here, if my family is rich, I should.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Not ever be homeless again. So did her family lose
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: the money? Does she not talk to her family? Because girl,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: why were you homeless? I feel like she must have
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: gone wild because they show a picture of her and
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: she's all like pierced up and she's like on the
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: punk scene, So she must have gone wild and then
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: it's kicked her out. That's kind of what I got.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: But then she was discovered by Vivian Westwood, the designer,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: to be a model. Then she got married that was
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: very bad, and she left. But then she fucked up
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: again and married another man, and she got a bad picker,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: got a bad picker, left that guy, and she's determined
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: not to fuck up again. She's got this new life
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: in this new crumbling place. Well, she fucked up because
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: she left the marriages with no money. I don't know
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: how that happened. I don't know how that happens.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a bird and no money and like
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: the smallest apartment I've ever seen in my life, and
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: it looks I feel so bad for her because you
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: could tell she had a lot of stuff where it
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: was because you live, and she tried to bring it
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: all into this really small apartment and it's not working.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: That's the problem is too much. It's too crowded. Yeah. Yeah,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: So now we see Margo is going to notting Hill
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: to see a flat. It's four bedrooms, four bath. It
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: is fifty nine hundred a night, not a month, nine
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars a night, and it was only twenty five
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: square twenty five hundred square feet, four bedroom, four bath,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Very very up in the same, very straight. Yeah. So
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Margo says she really never made it as an actress
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: in LA She really only made it in the UK.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: And she has three kids, a husband, and a nanny
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: all coming to stay with her while she's working on
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: this new show. And then she tells about the movie
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: that she made, which was in the UK at the time,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: the most sexually explicit mainstream movie we see the headlines.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Actress who made co star ejaculate on camera in real
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: sex scene. Proud of the controversial film, and she says
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: people called her a whore, people called her a born star.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: She consider herself an actress. She's looking at the house,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: which is gorgeous, and she was like, it's nice for
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: the teenagers, you know. She says she used to really
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: party a lot in London and she got a lot
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: of jobs through those connections. But now she's married. Her
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: husband is Jacques, with a toddler daughter named Della, and
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: two teenage stepsons, Jackson and Charlie, fifteen and thirteen. So
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I just want to know who's paying for this place,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: I know, because this is the kind of thing where
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: the show gave her a stipend.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it would have to be. I mean, she's not
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: making that much money unless our husband comes for money.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Let's do and let's see. Yeah, but okay, let's do.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: So if it's fifty nine hundred a night times thirty night,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: that is one hundred and seventy seven thousand US dollars
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: a month in rent. That is someone's house rent. That's insane.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: So maybe she's just looking at it for the show,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: and she's not really gonna get that place. So she
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: says she really needs this new chapter in her life
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: to work. She needs this show to work. She says,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I need my career back. I need more. Yeah, all right,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Now we go to Kimmy's house. Kimmy is the girl
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: with the black air. He sort of like likes to
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: drink a lot. And the gap tooth, big gap tooth.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: She's always got like a head piece on her, like
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: a bright color. I like that, Yeah, I like her.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Her kids come in. They're Amedeus and Mimi. They are
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: nine year old twins. Stuart is her ex. They were
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: married for twenty three years. Everything, you know, it seems
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: very amicable. He comes in, he says, yeah, he'll sit
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: and eat with them. She says Amedeus is gregarious. She's
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: disappointed he might be straight, which is funny. Again, there's
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: still time. You don't know what could happen. Yep, she says.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Her daughter, Mimi is on the spectrum and the kindest
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: soul you've ever met. And they seem to have like
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: a cute little family unit going there. Yes, she's making
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: some sort of like awesome with muscles. There's something yea god,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, can I come over and eat too? Like,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: looks so good? So she says, I'm at Stuart at
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: a bar in Miami. Three weeks later he asked me
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: to marry him. They had a huge wedding at High
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Claire Castle. This is where Dalton Abbey was him. You know,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I watched all of down me too. So that's where
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: they got mad. That's where they got married. Can you
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: imagine fabulous? Fabulous? Yes, So he must come from money,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: somebody somewhere. It's got his own.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Then. Look, I don't mean to sound rude, but I
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: appreciate the fact that these women are marrying rich men, yeah.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: And then divorcing them and just being like, all right,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: And my thing is if you want to marry rich
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: man and make it so that when you leave him,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: if you leave him, you're still rich. Yeah she as rich. Yeah,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: she looks like yeah, yeah, So she says, you know,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: when I decided I wanted to have a child, Stuart
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: and I were already kind of estranged, but we decided
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: we made this life, so we decided to go ahead
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: and do it together. He wasn't super involved for the
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: first four There was a four year period he wasn't
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: super involved, but she says, now he's more involved. He's
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: a kind and loving father. I'm trying to really allow
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: the relationship to flourish despite the bad feelings where he
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: dipped out for about four years. That's big of her.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Over she said, thank God, you know now you've gotten then,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: now that you're away from me, that's funny. I wonder
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I'd love to see some old pictures, Lizie fat. Okay,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Over at Dara's house, there's the architect, remember, the one
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: that there don't like her at all. She comes across
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: very aloof judge better than yeah, very much.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: So.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, she's got an architect degree from Harvard. I mean yeah,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: but she did go to University of Florida's a lestone first.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I'm mighty girl. Okay. So over at Dara's house, she's
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: talking to her assistant and she talks about her global
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: team for her architect business. And she says, you know,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I have to be on it. I work in a
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: man's world. I never turn it off. I find it
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: hard to even go on holiday. I think of work
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: all the time. She tells us about her This is,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I know, fascinating. I mean it was like My head
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: was spinning with this. Yeah. She has a son named
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Wolfi and Princess Beatrice, yes, is his stepmother. Her ex
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: husband married Beatrice, Prince Andrew and Fergie's daughter. Yep. And
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: she says Beatrice is wonderful, She's kind and supportive. She's
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: a wonderful stepmother. And then they kind of sit on
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: her one beat too long, like yes.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: She has to say that no matter how good or
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: bad Beatrice is, she has.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: To don't kick her out of the They'll kick her
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: out of London. But here's the be here, here's the thing.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Andrew Fergie, they're completely out of the royal Oh yea for.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: His acties, Yes, but they still accept those girls like them.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Even was Queen Elizabeth they said was her favorite grandchild.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Beatrice and you should need the two daughters.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: They shouldn't be punished for their dad being a creepy Yeah. Yeah,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: they didn't know their daddy was nasty. I mean they
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: might have known, but they didn't know how nasty. Yeah.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: So Micah arrives and it's crazy they were in the
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: exact same outfit.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: It's like, I know, well because this single white.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Female, you know, Mikeah called her to the assistant, like
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: what was she wearing? What does she wearing today? Yeah,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: So Dara explains she went to this wedding in Tuscanee,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: but now she's back and she says, you know, I
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: had to miss the garden party. I want to host
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: a dinner for everyone. And Micah goes, Okay, what should
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I wear? And the way they're sitting chatting, it does
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: seem like they're friends. It seems like it.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: But then you can't get passed away that she looks
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: at Micah and how she talks to Micah, and.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I wonder if she was always like that or she
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: got that actress she went to Harvard, right, you know,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: like if she was she was like on Micah's level
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: at the University of Florida, but then once she went
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: to Harvard, she's like, now I'm better than you. She
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: seems like the type that would think that. Yeah. So
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: she tells Micah the dress for the party, It'll be cocktail,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: will be dressy, get dressed up. Now we see we
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: go over to Martha. Martha is meeting with Missy, the
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: model with the same hairstyle. Martha's got that my grandma
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Mimi's hairstyle and god, it's horrible. She's meeting with her
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: at a champagne bar and Missy talks about how she's
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: trying to settle back into London with her daughter. Mussy says,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: you know, my life goes in episodes. I was a
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: model and we see it. I was like, oh, yeah,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: it looks good. She's done ventory secret everything. And she goes.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: And then I had I decided to keep keep a
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: baby I was having with my football player boyfriend. Then
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I married him, and then I left him. He's Andres
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Linda gard of case anybody who knows he plays for Manchester.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Then I met a fun guy, toy's Jake Hall. Again.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know what any of this means. I'm gonna
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: know next week. Uh, this guy had all the red flags.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I ignored them. And then I had a baby with him. Okay,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: we get it, girl, we get it. We get a girl.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Then she left him. So Martha, and as you talk
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: about the rumor that Martha spread, Martha, I spread the
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: rumor about her. She's proud of herself.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, I appreciate the fact that she admits that
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: she spread the rumor.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I hate it. Person. Martha was like. Martha's like, yeah,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I did it. I say it again, and she keeps
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: saying it in the words of Candy Birds who said that?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Who said no, it was it was Porsia who said that.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I said that.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: I said that.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Martha's like I said it, Martha goes, I said it,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I said it, she goes. I thought it made her
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: sound interesting. I was trying to help her out a little.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help her out. Now. Over at Darrah's,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Micah is telling her about the garden party and she says,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I have to tell you something that came up. Margo
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: and Martha were saying you are a madam, and Dara says,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: what Dearrak goes whatever. She goes that bothers me like
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: none because it's not your true So what do I
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: care that they said that? Micah goes, well, you know,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I fully defended you like und you did. I felt
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: like it was happening to me. I just really defended you.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: The defense of turning in her came out, and Derek goes,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I don't care. It's so far beneath me, but if
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: you want, I do have some real gossip to tell you,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: and she goes, Okay, great, she goes at the wedding
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: in Tuscany, one our best friends is hurt that you
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: are friends with her ex's new wife. Now we don't
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: get this information, but I guess it's gonna come around later.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: You apparently, michaeh. We're talking about how wonderful this girl
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: is in a friend group, and it got back to
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: our friend and she's very upset. Well, it seems like
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: micha ah thing to do. I don't think she says
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: anything bad about anyone. No, I think she's like, yeah,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I have a friend like that.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, girl, come on, yeah, you cannot be
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: the nicest unnatural.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: And talking him. Micah goes, I tell her something and
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: then she tells me something negative about me. I feel
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: like she's gaslighting me. I think she drunk to stay around.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Should Yeah, So Micah goes, Okay, well, I was trying
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: to tell you something. And then and Deara goes, well,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: you said you wanted some gossip. But Michael goes, no,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: you said I have some gossip. Yes, hmmm. Michael goes, Okay,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna head out. Okay, fine. She's like feeling so
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: hurt and she's fisted off. She defended. Missy says, now
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: we're back with Missy and Martha, and Missy says, you know,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Dearre is so nice. She is, but I think there's
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: another side of her that's not so nice because she
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: was so shady about Micah when we had that lunch.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: She told me, she said she's so cringe and Martha
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: goes like, oh, tell me more, and Missy goes, she
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: literally said Michael was tacky, and then she gave her
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: some peak walker walky walkie talkies. It is so embarrassing.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: She said she's low class. And Dara also said Micah
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: is faking her lifestyle and her whole career. Okay, now
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: that part I believe. The whole career we don't get
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: so right. I don't get the career.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: And I'm hoping they'll introduce her to introduce us to
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: her rich husband or the money.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: We got to know.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: She's a drug dealer we need. Maybe she's a madam.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: She's not mad him because yeah, because like where's now?
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I grew with that one. Only that part of what
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Dara said, that's that's it. The other stuff was quite neat.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: She says she's taking her lifestyle and her whole career,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: and she said it after Lottie left, so I'm the
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: only one that heard it. But I really think the
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Darra is really two faced, and Martha goes, well, now
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I'm really getting nervous about the dinner, like what's going
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: to happen? Of course, like nervous, like she's excited. And
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Missy says, Lottie and Mark told me not to get involved.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: It is not my business, and Martha laughs and goes, well,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: then listen to them. Don't listen to me. My life
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: is a mess, Darling. I would tell I would tell it.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: You know, you live in a small, one bedroom apartment
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: with a bird if you listen to me.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: So fifty two hours later, we see the dinner party
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: and I guess we're gonna get more on this in
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: the next episode, but we see Missy saying to Dara,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: you put me in an awkward physician talking about her friend.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: You were saying that. She was cringe and Dara looks
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: over at Mike and goes, you know, I love you.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: You know this conversation is not necessary. You know I
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: love you, and Micah says, well, I am really hurt,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: and Emma goes We see Emma sit down and goes,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: wait cause somebody explained what happened. I just got here.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I was over at my two hundred and five million
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: dollar estay and I just drove in, Like, tell me
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: what the story is. So Micah goes over to Dara
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: to do like a house I think it. I pullow
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: you to the side. Can we talk on the side,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: And Dearah goes, no, babe, so bad, so rude, she's nasty,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: and she kisses her on the cheek and goes, you know,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I love you, baby, It's fine, ands like, and Mike's like,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I just heard you said this horrible thing about you.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: We know each other for twenty four years and you
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: won't even get up because Dara, I think it's like,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing this housewife thing where I'm gonna be
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: on the side with you. Yeah, I've seen how this goes.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: And she didn't say one bad thing about it. She
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: had a few bad things about you. Yeah. Yeah. So
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: then we see Missy saying, tell the truth, Darah, was
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: it said or was it said or not? Dearra? And
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Darra says I did not say those things, and Missy
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: just says there goes So I'm lying and they just
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: sit there and they're like, we don't get it next
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: time on or anything, because I do believe they ran
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: the two episodes back to back. They did so, guys,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: because we decided so quickly, we didn't watch both. So
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: next week you will get episode two and three together,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: and then it'll be regular Monday content here on your
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Majesty's Monarch Marquise Monday. We'll get it. We'll get it together,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: we'll go together. Yes, we'll have tiaras on an episode.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: If there's a wedding, we'll put on our fascinator. We
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: are ready. We're ready. Yes, we just didn't go We're
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: ready yesterday.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: No, no, because we've got all the props somewhere in
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: our houses.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: We've got all the props. We've got British things, guys,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: because we do. We've never heard Love is Blind UK.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I've covered ninety day UK. We are ready with the
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: British props. We are. But I'm looking on my desk
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: to see if I can find some of the things
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: that I got from when I went to London. Uh oh,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I got a little crown back there. But it's like
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: a pencil sharmer sounds so cute. Leave that to me
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: at your will one day. Okay, So everybody, h this
• 46:38
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• 46:40
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• 46:57
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• 47:01
  Speaker 1: we are finishing up our coverage of Love Is Blind
• 47:03
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