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#152 After 2 Beers: Exploring Food Freebies and Hilarious Habits: A Life Lesson · After 2 Beers

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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, what's up, buddy?
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, Welcome to this week's show.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We got a lot of cool stuff going on this week.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: First, we're going to add a new.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's not a segment, necessarily, but it's things that we need to discuss that I think people could be very passionate about, especially a guy who has five kids.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What are you looking at me when you say that?
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  Kimi Gibbler: Right, because you have five kids.
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  Kimi Gibbler: I don't have five kids.
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  Kimi Gibbler: What we're?
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  Kimi Gibbler: We are going to.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And if you're watching this live, you can absolutely contribute to this.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're going to rank our favorite free restaurant foods.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Oh.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So when you go into a place and before you even order up, they drop something on your table so you can snack on yeah.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And we're going to talk.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Who's bringing the shit?
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah.
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  Kimi Gibbler: And who's?
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: you know, a little weak with the action.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Right and I know my shit.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I've been knowing we're going to do the very popular Am I the Asshole?
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, we're also going to discuss a survey.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I found that we're going to find out how gross you are.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Y'all don't want to know.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Compared to everybody else's gross.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We have Ghibler's Giblets, as always, and A to B News we're going to talk about.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I want you guys to think we're all in our mid-40s here.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, what is the most drunk that you've ever been at something wedding related, whether it was a reception?
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, jeez A bachelor party, yes, a wedding the night before.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh the.
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  Kimi Gibbler: That.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Mine's a rehearsal dinner.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm going to tell you straight up, mine was a rehearsal dinner and we're going to talk about because we got a crazy news story about a guy that had an amazing time at a reception, nice, and we're going to talk about how his night ended.
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  Kimi Gibbler: All right.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Before we get started, we want to recommend that you check out our webpage aftertubeerscom.
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  Kimi Gibbler: I love it.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah, I saw that.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Did you?
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, so that's what we're trying to do.
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  Kimi Gibbler: A dollar a day.
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  Kimi Gibbler: A dollar a day.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: For as little as a dollar.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can throw a dollar in the old tip jar or buy us a shot.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I actually have different levels.
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  Kimi Gibbler: There you go.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, and I think the dollar was like dollar callets and like when I was at Ball State that was years ago.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Many years ago.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Penny Pitcher, Penny Draft oh, great nights.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Nice.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Yes, we like that.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It warms my heart because now, basically, I see video after video of different people utilizing the space.
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  Kimi Gibbler: It's awesome the stuff you can do in it.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, are you guys ready to get started?
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm ready, all right.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And again, if you are hanging out with us, feel free to comment as we go.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We have a contact us section.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Go to our Facebook page and you can leave comments and let us know what your favorite free restaurant free foods are.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Yes, dude, okay, we want to know.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I took to kind of make this a little easier.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're going to try to narrow it down to maybe our top three.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, because otherwise this will run all night long, just kidding.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I went through Ghibler and I and ponder, and AJ, we were chatting about this the night before, so I'm going to give a list of nine choices.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Okay.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then if you guys know of others, feel free to add those in.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Okay.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then we're going to determine what are the three best A guy with and this is why I got with five kids.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You got to love this kind of stuff.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I do, especially roadhouse.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They love the peanuts.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Oh really.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, they love it.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, so here's our choices.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, it's mostly any type of Italian restaurant, higher end Italian.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, here in Richmond gallows, it's the bread that they bring with the olive oil that has the spot the herbs and spice.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I've got to say I've only been here a few times.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Really I've not been here in a while.
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  Kimi Gibbler: I've heard great things.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah.
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  Kimi Gibbler: It's amazing.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah, In Muncie it was Johnny Carino's right.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, there's every a lot of the higher end Italian places.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's just, it's like a box of bread or a whatever you call that thing.
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  Kimi Gibbler: And olive oil, a loaf, a box A loaf.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, it's all cut up mostly.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Anyway, that's one fried wontons or a Yamato.
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  Kimi Gibbler: You ever go to Yamato, where they?
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: been there like once.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Really.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah, he's got five kids.
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  Kimi Gibbler: I need to hide him.
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  Kimi Gibbler: I can't afford you.
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  Kimi Gibbler: You don't take all of them.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You said high end restaurant.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I ain't going to high end.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Well, start taking notes.
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  Kimi Gibbler: You can just get sodas in order to eat this stuff.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, I don't know if you've ever heard of this place then Red Lobster.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah, they have the Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, my buddy Mike Parker, he used to call them cathead biscuits.
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  Kimi Gibbler: I'm not sure why, but all right Best.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Most Mexican restaurants salsa and chips.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Yes, I mean you cannot go wrong with Chalsa, chalsa and chips, chalsa and chips, chalsa and chips.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I broke down road house, Texas road house.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Okay.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then I also wrote Hog Trophs which was like, oh, what's the buffet?
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  Kimi Gibbler: Golden corral, golden corral, oh yeah.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Where you can just watch a kid sticking his finger in the melting chocolate, and then they'll clean it out by willing it to the back, and then we'll get right back out.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They just wheeled around to the other door.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We cleaned it.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's a fresh one.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So those places give out rolls, yeah, yeah, with the cinnamon, butter, peanuts, road house and five guys and assorted other places, breadsticks from like Fizzoli's and Olive.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Garden.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay Now you're talking that's not high end.
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  Kimi Gibbler: So yeah, no, no, no, we're getting down in the pudding.
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  Kimi Gibbler: We're getting in the section.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Now you're talking.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He's like man those crunchies you get from Long John's.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Oh yeah.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was a free ride.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Can I get a semester?
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  Kimi Gibbler: So you're who's keeping Long John's silver.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They're like sir look at you, you don't need any more.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I just need a box of the fried batter.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Can I get some crunchies?
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  Kimi Gibbler: Just a whole tray of them.
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  Kimi Gibbler: We're legally not allowed to sell that to you anymore.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Outback Steakhouse has rye bread.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's so good.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then the last one we put down was Cracker Barrel.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They have those corn muffins that are like legit corn muffins that only like my elders enjoy.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Hey, if you haven't had sex in a while, eat one of those and you'll remember what it feels like to get choked.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's pretty good.
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  Kimi Gibbler: All right.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I've given you a list of nine.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm sure there's more out there.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like I do have a couple honorable mentions that I feel like are in a class all their own.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They're not that great of free food, but I think my life is better because of them.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Okay, all right.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So the first is Fortune Cookies.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Oh yeah.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't know that I would enjoy my Chinese without the Fortune Cookie at the end.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Now do you have to put in bed after you read it?
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No man, I think if you do that, that's just weak writing.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Anybody else's life like mine, and get a Fortune Cookie.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's blank.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Have you ever actually gotten?
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  Kimi Gibbler: one I have to.
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  Kimi Gibbler: I was like I guess that's not good fortune, oh my God, that's my life.
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  Kimi Gibbler: You know what?
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  Kimi Gibbler: That was the only time that anything was blank.
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  Kimi Gibbler: You're not shooting, no, I'm not shooting the blank.
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  Kimi Gibbler: No shit.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Fucking basketball team over there All right.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then another one is Bars that serve popcorn.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't understand why people, if I owned a bar, the first thing I'm doing is giving away the saltiest snacks.
• 9:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Get some more cold snacks down here, oh yeah.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I would give them a little tub of cum to drop in the mattress.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The saltier the better.
• 9:42
  Kimi Gibbler: I want to know how you know it's salty, oh yeah.
• 9:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, no, that sounded weird for me to say it that is.
• 9:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Drink it by light.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Anyway, why'd you call me on them Rude?
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It is rude.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, seriously All right.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're going to narrow down to our top three.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What are your top three.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Mine is going to be the rolls from our house.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, the biscuits from Red.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Lobster.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Red Lobster, and I'm doing it.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Fizzoli's breadsticks, really yeah, fizzoli, do you get the Alfredo with them?
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  Kimi Gibbler: No, just straight up, straight up, breadstick man yeah.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm the.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
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  Kimi Gibbler: This is my number one.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Really.
• 10:26
  Kimi Gibbler: Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
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  Kimi Gibbler: And then it's the Gallows bread with the dipping soils.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I need to get out there.
• 10:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I need to go there, you do.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah, and I honestly I liked it when Roadhouse had the troughs of peanuts.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Really, I did Peanuts.
• 10:43
  Kimi Gibbler: Or you could just make a mess of it.
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  Kimi Gibbler: But yeah, no, I like the peanuts.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, I think you guys are a little right, but mostly wrong You're almost right.
• 10:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Let me tell you why.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: These are my opinions, obviously.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The first is the gallows bread, which just go there and get that and diet soda and leave I'm out, Pay for the soda, but it's phenomenal.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The second one, and you both slept on it and I think you're not giving it enough justice.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Chips and salsa.
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  Kimi Gibbler: It's chips and fucking salsa.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I do like some chips and salsa.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I tell you what my favorite chips and salsa is actually from Chili's.
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  Kimi Gibbler: That's mine, I love those it's good.
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  Kimi Gibbler: The chips are real nice and crispy.
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  Kimi Gibbler: Oh yeah, and if you get a side of ranch, dip it in the salsa and then the ranch.
• 11:27
  Kimi Gibbler: They have got the best ranch.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And now the rolls, the bread.
• 11:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm with you on the rolls, yeah.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So it was hard for me to kind of come up with a way that I could justify how I would rank these Right.
• 11:40
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right, because they're all amazing, because you can just go on all night.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So let me ask you, on a scale of one, to ten this is how we're going to know what the real ones are.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: One is I'm not mad at all.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Ten I'm like I don't even know why we came here to eat.
• 11:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You follow me, okay?
• 11:58
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I'm going to say one of these.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And if they don't have it, how do you feel about your dining experience?
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is how you're going to really know.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So you go to Gallows.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They don't have the bread and the olive oil.
• 12:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Me, I'd be kind of upset because you know I don't go there a lot, so this is why I came just to try it.
• 12:18
  Kimi Gibbler: So their food is so good that it's not a game changer, but man, it's so good when they have it.
• 12:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: See, that's how I am.
• 12:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm kind of like I still love all their food, so I don't know that I'd be that heartbroken, even though I picked it as my number one.
• 12:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right Now I'm like maybe it's not my number one.
• 12:37
  Kimi Gibbler: I don't know.
• 12:37
  Kimi Gibbler: I think it also depends on how hungry you are when you go to said place.
• 12:42
  Kimi Gibbler: All right, let's go.
• 12:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Let me go through them real fast now, because this is running long.
• 12:47
  Kimi Gibbler: This is our first time in this.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The Cheddar Bay.
• 12:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Biscuits one to ten.
• 12:53
  Kimi Gibbler: If they don't have them, I probably Off the chart.
• 12:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I might leave.
• 12:56
  Kimi Gibbler: That's a ten, I might leave.
• 12:58
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're a ten, I'm probably a good eight.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, texas Roadhouse no rolls, no cinnamon butter.
• 13:05
  Kimi Gibbler: I'm still eating.
• 13:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm still eating All right.
• 13:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So that's the middle of the pack.
• 13:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Middle of the pack yeah, roadhouse, they don't have peanuts anymore.
• 13:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Five guys, I still eat them.
• 13:13
  Kimi Gibbler: You don't get two shits.
• 13:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Breadstick Fezzoli's no breadsticks.
• 13:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
• 13:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, so let me rank them.
• 13:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Cheddar Bay Biscuits or Breadsticks, which one bothers you more?
• 13:23
  Kimi Gibbler: Oh, cheddar Bay, there you go.
• 13:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm out.
• 13:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Chips and salsa.
• 13:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You go to a Mexican restaurant and they're like we don't have chips and salsa tonight.
• 13:34
  Kimi Gibbler: I'll ask what the hell place am I at Right?
• 13:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm going to be like you got flour tortillas.
• 13:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, cut them up, stick them in the fryer.
• 13:43
  Kimi Gibbler: Add in some hot sauce.
• 13:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Based upon that, I think salsa and chips is my one.
• 13:47
  Kimi Gibbler: That'll be number one.
• 13:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're right, that'll be number one.
• 13:49
  Kimi Gibbler: I think it is.
• 13:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know, just based on well, I don't know, you guys were pretty heavy into the cheddar babies.
• 13:54
  Kimi Gibbler: I am real heavy in the cheddar babies.
• 13:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: How often do you go there to eat, though?
• 13:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Not as often, as I used to, but I think that like Do you ever go to any of these places just because of the free foods, that wouldn't have to be Roadhouse, have you?
• 14:10
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, just for the biscuits.
• 14:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Go get some biscuits.
• 14:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And because I know.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I could fill up on biscuits and just take my own trail.
• 14:17
  Kimi Gibbler: There you go.
• 14:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know, in college it was a big deal.
• 14:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah, yeah.
• 14:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So there you go, all right.
• 14:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're going to jump into a conversation that I think you know it was funny.
• 14:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We talked about this last night.
• 14:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're like man, this is good, and then it took 20 minutes to talk about it.
• 14:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Man, I didn't work out so right.
• 14:38
  Kimi Gibbler: I got to figure out how to tune that up a little bit.
• 14:40
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We started late.
• 14:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah Well, not that late.
• 14:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, now I'm going to ask the two of you and we've got a lot of people in our control room tonight and we've got some people watching online I'd love to get people's responses to this.
• 14:56
  Kimi Gibbler: Yes.
• 14:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And the question is how gross are you and what are some of the gross habits that you do that you don't tell anybody else?
• 15:05
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: At the end of the day you talking about, like sniffing it back of your ear after you scratch it, it could be that, or taking your socks off and smelling them, or who doesn't do that?
• 15:14
  Kimi Gibbler: I don't we found his, we found his.
• 15:16
  Kimi Gibbler: I mean, I'm not saying, I'm exactly ladylike, but I don't sniff my socks.
• 15:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You never had a buddy to go here.
• 15:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Smell this real quick.
• 15:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Have you ever taken your finger and drug it through your armpit and smelled it?
• 15:34
  Kimi Gibbler: No, you're a fucking liar.
• 15:36
  Kimi Gibbler: I have actually done a belly button check.
• 15:39
  Kimi Gibbler: You smelled your belly button only because, like I'm real weird, like I actually clean my belly button out every day with a Q tip with a Q tip without calling it Right.
• 15:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah.
• 15:51
  Kimi Gibbler: I'm looking in there and I'm like how deep is your?
• 15:54
  Kimi Gibbler: Belly button.
• 15:55
  Kimi Gibbler: I've got a deep belly button man.
• 15:57
  Kimi Gibbler: I've got a deep, one, one knuckle or two, oh, I'm one knuckle yeah.
• 16:01
  Kimi Gibbler: Oh yeah, I got a deep one, so I have to use a Q tip up in that beast.
• 16:07
  Kimi Gibbler: But like everyone's one like oh, I got like a hair for my head in my belly button.
• 16:15
  Kimi Gibbler: I'm like, oh, it's all in there, so that's probably my gross thing, that's probably my gross thing that was your gross.
• 16:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, there's five questions.
• 16:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: These were they were.
• 16:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Someone pulled these people to find out how popular different gross habits are, and I love it.
• 16:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right.
• 16:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here's the first one, and I want honest, no bullshit in here.
• 16:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, you're walking down the street and your ass is eating your underwear.
• 16:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You got a wedgie.
• 16:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Do you pick it?
• 16:44
  Kimi Gibbler: I normally try to Walk it out first, that little side shuffle first, but then do you pick it.
• 16:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, seventy four percent of people pick their wedgies.
• 16:58
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right, you know the thing about 26%.
• 17:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'll tell you another one for guys.
• 17:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Especially in the summer, when it's sweaty is, your nuts will literally stick to the side of your legs.
• 17:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like women.
• 17:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Talk about booby sweat.
• 17:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We have nuts sticking to the side of our legs, and the older you get yeah, yeah, looks like you're trying to fake somebody out and take them to the hole.
• 17:28
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But really Special nuts, All right.
• 17:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Number two have.
• 17:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Do you ever take phone calls on the toilet?
• 17:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah 62% of us do, including 13% who said they do it all the time.
• 17:47
  Kimi Gibbler: I mean, if there's something that's gonna be noisy, I'll mute it.
• 17:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: First off, who's calling?
• 17:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If it can't be a text, I'm not gonna answer.
• 17:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'll put that out there, oh.
• 18:00
  Kimi Gibbler: It's my grandma.
• 18:01
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm sorry answering oh yeah, but I know I I will say like any other time somebody calls me, I'm like hey man, what's up?
• 18:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm on the couch, by the way.
• 18:11
  Kimi Gibbler: But for some reason, when you're in the toilet, when you're in the totally, hey man, I'm just taking a shit, Just what's the echo?
• 18:18
  Kimi Gibbler: I don't know why are you echoing?
• 18:20
  Kimi Gibbler: Are you running?
• 18:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Where are you grunting so hard?
• 18:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, all right.
• 18:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here's number three.
• 18:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Do you find pimple popping videos satisfying?
• 18:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, yes.
• 18:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I do too.
• 18:32
  Kimi Gibbler: It's weird, I love popping pimples and I like peeling skin like when somebody's been sunburnt.
• 18:37
  Kimi Gibbler: Like my goal is to peel the biggest piece off the biggest slice.
• 18:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, you know it's funny, aj's that way too.
• 18:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I call it a.
• 18:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I go, oh look, it's a big piece of AJ jerky.
• 18:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh man.
• 18:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But no, it's half of us do, including 18% who love them.
• 18:58
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, and I believe I mean there's reality television.
• 19:01
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah the ladies attractive and she's popping pimples.
• 19:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, people are just.
• 19:08
  Kimi Gibbler: Do do and you're just amazed at how much like is inside people's right.
• 19:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Especially when they got a big growth.
• 19:15
  Kimi Gibbler: Oh, and they get that thing, and there's times where I'm just like, yeah, I can't watch it at this point in time.
• 19:20
  Kimi Gibbler: My With the sour cream mixed in it and when it comes out like a little snake, little yeah, yeah.
• 19:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I, you know the ones that get me, or when a cow or something and they hit it and it looks like just.
• 19:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then they pull out chunks like what is that?
• 19:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, it's so gross, but we love it All right.
• 19:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Number four we talked about this one earlier, not today, but another show how many times do you wear clothes before washing them?
• 19:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Only 46% generally wear clothes once, then wash them.
• 20:02
  Kimi Gibbler: I'm one of the 40%.
• 20:04
  Kimi Gibbler: I'm a 46% on everything, yeah.
• 20:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I was, I wear my.
• 20:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Shorts, everything.
• 20:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I've never even washed these shorts and my I don't watch my balls either.
• 20:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, I.
• 20:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's certain things, because we've had people that we did a survey on the show or we talked about it that admitted to wearing Rewaring socks, which I could not do now I couldn't do it, but I absolutely.
• 20:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Reware jeans.
• 20:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah, all done.
• 20:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I mean it.
• 20:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And tell, unless they smell, I give them the smell test or the dirt test yeah shirts every once in a while.
• 20:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, just go to all, not once not really All right.
• 20:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, all right, yeah, 39% said multiple times, 15% said they wash them, are they wait until they're visibly dirty or smell?
• 21:02
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And again it's just the clothes, yeah, like sure time a year shirts is a one-timer.
• 21:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Undergarments are a one-timer.
• 21:09
  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah.
• 21:10
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, for me anyway, yeah, yeah, all right.
• 21:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Number five, and this is legit and I want to know from everybody in there too have you ever pooped your pants?
• 21:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, and if you say no, you're lying.
• 21:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Have said no only when they were a baby.
• 21:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 36% said yes, another 13% said it's happened multiple times.
• 21:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think the longer you live, the more likely are you gonna shoot your pants multiple times.
• 21:38
  Kimi Gibbler: Ibs is a factor.
• 21:40
  Kimi Gibbler: Black lactose.
• 21:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My age.
• 21:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My new thing is after 40 don't trust a fart.
• 21:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I got about three good ones, and then after that, I'm playing with my underwear.
• 21:52
  Kimi Gibbler: It's the old man, credo, right yeah?
• 21:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: never trust a fart, never waste a heart on yeah, yeah, there you go.
• 22:02
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I, it says, and 2% said too many times to count.
• 22:11
  Kimi Gibbler: I hope they have leather seats.
• 22:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, without the little holes at them there is nothing in life that is More humbling.
• 22:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right then to shat yourself as an adult and then like especially if you're driving, yeah, and then it's like the worst drive home.
• 22:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like.
• 22:33
  Kimi Gibbler: I would like to take a poll on like where you are when this is happening, because I guarantee a lot of them a big majority of them are probably while you're driving on your way home.
• 22:42
  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah, you know, your ass is no, you're like timing it and you're like oh my god, if I hit one more stop sign I gotta give myself a stoplight.
• 22:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm like you were a grown-ass adult, grown man.
• 22:59
  Kimi Gibbler: You have kids at home you cannot tell them to use the bathroom and you not do it.
• 23:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, oh.
• 23:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then you're like please don't be anybody there.
• 23:08
  Kimi Gibbler: Please don't have company.
• 23:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I gotta go outside for a minute.
• 23:13
  Kimi Gibbler: I'd like to know what percentage it is.
• 23:15
  Kimi Gibbler: Is like in the last 10 seconds before you sit on the toilet that it happens.
• 23:21
  Kimi Gibbler: Oh yeah, your body's like oh we're home.
• 23:26
  Kimi Gibbler: Okay, thank you.
• 23:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then you're like no, my pants are Down and evacuated.
• 23:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh Well, you know what?
• 23:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Apparently it were a hundred percent on this show Honestly nasty, the only ones that said, they didn't have to be 20 year old, I think the order you get.
• 23:47
  Kimi Gibbler: It's gonna.
• 23:47
  Kimi Gibbler: It's not even an option.
• 23:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're not a shame anymore.
• 23:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, let me ask you keep extra clothes at work.
• 23:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You should, I Wouldn't you?
• 24:01
  Kimi Gibbler: How are you rolling that dice?
• 24:02
  Kimi Gibbler: A little change of underwear.
• 24:04
  Kimi Gibbler: Oh, I live seven minutes from home.
• 24:06
  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah, I can do the you're gonna ride home.
• 24:10
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, you want to walk out of the building.
• 24:12
  Kimi Gibbler: I mean, if I do it it's not gonna be a lot.
• 24:14
  Kimi Gibbler: I'm not like letting out the whole.
• 24:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, you don't know, you got a stomach bug.
• 24:20
  Kimi Gibbler: No, that's when you just like, that's when you clench your back like there's you only let out a little.
• 24:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, you've never said your pain.
• 24:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's so cute of you to try to join in.
• 24:35
  Kimi Gibbler: Never more than just little.
• 24:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, it is kind of like the bridesmaids, where you're like look away.
• 24:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It isn't just a chat.
• 24:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're like this is happening.
• 24:46
  Kimi Gibbler: I don't know.
• 24:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't even look at myself when I'm driving home.
• 24:57
  Kimi Gibbler: In the mirror I'm like I'm embarrassed by it.
• 24:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, it's head down.
• 25:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Fuck is your problem.
• 25:03
  Kimi Gibbler: Get your shit together, literally.
• 25:05
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What if this is the day we're supposed to meet the president?
• 25:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I fucked it all up Anyway what if you get pulled over?
• 25:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right, all right, don't know.
• 25:15
  Kimi Gibbler: Oh shoot.
• 25:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right.
• 25:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, apparently we're gross as hell.
• 25:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes.
• 25:19
  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah, well, there we go.
• 25:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, this one.
• 25:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm actually interested to talk to pudding about having a whole stable of children at home, yes, but having two kids myself that eat like a stable of children, this is an interesting one, especially with you moved into JP's house.
• 25:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I did so you come in, but it's like it's already his place, right, and so it's one of those things like do I hide stuff from her or do you hide stuff from him when it comes to edibles?
• 25:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And that's what we're talking about tonight.
• 25:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, all right okay.
• 26:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here we go, so my 43 year old female and my boyfriend, 44 year old male.
• 26:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So it's this is the woman having together for years and live together.
• 26:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We don't have kids.
• 26:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're very happy and have great communication.
• 26:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There is one issue that drives me nuts.
• 26:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We use a joint account to buy food for us, usually shopping together a few times a month and then one of us Picking up the things here and there, so, like you just need a loaf of bread or a gallon of milk or whatever.
• 26:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I cook dinner almost every night and we don't eat a lot of junk, but occasionally I'll buy things that we both love for a weekend or just to indulge here in there, or as I call it, tuesday.
• 26:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The issue is that I go to bed on early side and he stays up late, like AJ and I, and he goes full ham on any junk food we have around on any given night of the week.
• 26:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm talking an entire family-sized bag of chips and the entire entire container of queso Gone in one setting that I had saving for Friday.
• 27:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Margaritas oh shit, sounds like my house.
• 27:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I went to make us root beer floats with a quart of ice cream and two liter of soda beer, a two-liter soda and they were gone from shopping two days prior.
• 27:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He doesn't even ever replace things.
• 27:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He just gives me a sheepish smile and when I asked where the rest of something is, knowing that he had ate at all.
• 27:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So last night, after cleaning up from kitchen from dinner, I put away all the candy and chips and anything on that table in a different place where he wouldn't find them.
• 27:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He went ballistic after I went to bed and all the good food was gone.
• 27:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I told him welcome to my world.
• 27:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: How often do you say that in relationship?
• 27:54
  Kimi Gibbler: welcome to my world.
• 27:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Twice a day, three times a day, at least once an hour once a week.
• 27:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can't be in a relationship and not go.
• 28:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Welcome to my world.
• 28:05
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Anyway, I told him welcome to my world, and this is constantly happening when I go to have anything that's been purchased.
• 28:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He said I was treating him like a child and I said he was acting like one.
• 28:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, oh.
• 28:23
  Kimi Gibbler: This is a great fight.
• 28:24
  Kimi Gibbler: You're just having a snack fight, oh.
• 28:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't care that he indulges, but to literally finish off, every bit of something has been bought for both of us to enjoy.
• 28:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He's getting really old.
• 28:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The smart ass and me would leave like two chips.
• 28:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I got you Just one at one bite ice cream, one Oreo.
• 28:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh is there anything worse than when you go to get like a gallon of milk or a two liter of soda?
• 28:47
  Kimi Gibbler: And there's just like what kind?
• 28:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: of asshole puts it into tea.
• 28:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, sweet soda.
• 28:54
  Kimi Gibbler: Like have you ever been left a half bowl of cereal, like not even a full bowl.
• 28:58
  Kimi Gibbler: You're like what the hell am I gonna do with that?
• 29:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: right, I'd still eat it.
• 29:02
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Just angry the whole time.
• 29:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I wish I could eat some more this shit.
• 29:10
  Kimi Gibbler: I got all the cinnamon toast crunch crumbs.
• 29:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Every time I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen eat them all I.
• 29:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Don't.
• 29:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She says she doesn't care that he indulges, which is a lie.
• 29:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She said I just want him to leave maybe one portion for me, or maybe we can enjoy together.
• 29:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now, I don't hate on the idea of one portion but definition of portion.
• 29:35
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right, that's how I was gonna say.
• 29:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So until he can show some willpower, I told him I won't be keeping any junk food around for him, unless he's purchased them on his own.
• 29:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So well then, if he buys him, you don't get none, is that so?
• 29:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Is that how it works?
• 29:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So let me ask you're in a successful marriage?
• 29:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Do you ever hide food or no?
• 29:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, does she.
• 30:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, she says, our kids know we'll tell them do not touch this or you will die.
• 30:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We got plenty of you.
• 30:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Do you have a leftover rule?
• 30:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What's that like?
• 30:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Let's say, you guys go out to eat and you bring home some leftovers.
• 30:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah, no, they can have it.
• 30:16
  Kimi Gibbler: They think I'm eating.
• 30:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, yeah, if they want it, but most of the time they won't eat it.
• 30:21
  Kimi Gibbler: Really.
• 30:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, no, oh my god, starphone container in our house is like a fucking beacon of life, oh, no.
• 30:27
  Kimi Gibbler: I need to start sending mine to your house then you don't eat on either.
• 30:30
  Kimi Gibbler: I I'm terrible with leftovers.
• 30:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Do you hide to food?
• 30:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't.
• 30:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Does he hide food from you?
• 30:36
  Kimi Gibbler: No.
• 30:36
  Kimi Gibbler: No no you know, we have a little candy machine in our dining room.
• 30:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, you got a quarter.
• 30:43
  Kimi Gibbler: You got Reese's pieces.
• 30:44
  Kimi Gibbler: Man, I'm telling you.
• 30:46
  Kimi Gibbler: It's the best coin operation ever.
• 30:49
  Kimi Gibbler: I'm gonna tell you like we normally actually have like a almost a little bit of a standoff, where neither one of us want to eat the last bit of something.
• 30:57
  Kimi Gibbler: We had one of those ice cream drumsticks Like we ate the shit out of them for the first few days, and then there was one left and it was almost like we were having like a standoff.
• 31:06
  Kimi Gibbler: He's gonna take who's gone, do it.
• 31:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, he ended up going for it last night, I think he still gave me two bites.
• 31:12
  Kimi Gibbler: He's like, hey, have two bites of this, it's the last one.
• 31:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm like you want some psych.
• 31:20
  Kimi Gibbler: He's like you can have just the the crunchy stuff on the outside.
• 31:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can smell my fart in 20 minutes.
• 31:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You want to smell the wrapper?
• 31:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think a few of the peanuts fell off inside of it.
• 31:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't hide anything from AJ and I don't think she hides anything for me, but if she did, she'd be the smart one too.
• 31:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Because that's exactly what happens to me is I'll get a few daddy pops, amy on, and just get a case of the munchies, little colds mix and look at me, I mean.
• 31:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I mean, it's not one of those things like I'm up there going.
• 31:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't know I'll can warm up some Brussels sprouts.
• 31:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm gonna have a cup of chips.
• 32:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My portions out, oh geez, so I would be interested.
• 32:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I bet that happens a lot though.
• 32:09
  Kimi Gibbler: Oh yeah, where people hide food.
• 32:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, my dad was the worst one as a kid, because he'd have a box of snicker bars that he kept in the freezer, uh-huh, and then he wouldn't let us have them because he was diabetic.
• 32:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He needed them to help get his sugar up, not glucose or peanut butter.
• 32:26
  Kimi Gibbler: No, I have seen people on TikTok where they're actually like hide the the good stuff in, like vegetable boxes and their freezer.
• 32:33
  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah, yeah cuz nobody, the kids aren't gonna touch so that does happen.
• 32:37
  Kimi Gibbler: Oh yeah.
• 32:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, what's the good?
• 32:40
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What would you hide from your kids?
• 32:42
  Kimi Gibbler: Reese Cups in the freezer.
• 32:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Do you keep Reese Cups in your house?
• 32:46
  Kimi Gibbler: I used to, I had to quit.
• 32:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Really.
• 32:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, it was bad.
• 32:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: How so how many Reese Cups would you go through?
• 32:54
  Kimi Gibbler: Oh, I'd have two Reese Cups every single day.
• 32:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, that's, I mean, that doesn't sound that bad.
• 32:59
  Kimi Gibbler: It's not good for me.
• 33:00
  Kimi Gibbler: Well, neither is beer, but we don't see worry about that somebody.
• 33:06
  Kimi Gibbler: Not exactly bill.
• 33:10
  Kimi Gibbler: Like somebody.
• 33:10
  Kimi Gibbler: They can eat whatever they want.
• 33:12
  Kimi Gibbler: Okay, let's just put it that way.
• 33:13
  Kimi Gibbler: All right?
• 33:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, there you go, that's.
• 33:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't think she's an asshole for hiding food.
• 33:20
  Kimi Gibbler: No and uh cuz he sounds like he's a savage.
• 33:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She's probably doing him a favor right.
• 33:27
  Kimi Gibbler: I mean they just put down a whole bag of chips, family-sized bag of chips, I think she said well, you know, that's the thing.
• 33:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Sometimes, once you get started, it's just hard to put it away.
• 33:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's the one thing I'm starting to do better of is like actually just like grabbing a handful and putting them on a plate, oh yeah, and then eat the rest of the bag and then I'm buying the kids the family size, and I buy myself a regular size, and just so you do hide a little something.
• 33:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You got to man.
• 33:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, give her ready to do your giblets sure?
• 34:02
  Kimi Gibbler: All right, let's see here.
• 34:03
  Kimi Gibbler: You know what we were already talking about dookie earlier, so let's just go on this one.
• 34:09
  Kimi Gibbler: So Larry Izzo of the New England Patriots once took a shit while on the sideline and got the game ball For his trouble, because he did it without anybody noticing.
• 34:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, how's that?
• 34:22
  Kimi Gibbler: He crapped on the side of, like on the sideline, and nobody noticed.
• 34:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Really.
• 34:28
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah but he shit like a drop pants.
• 34:32
  Kimi Gibbler: I guess.
• 34:33
  Kimi Gibbler: But he did it very nonchalant to nowhere.
• 34:35
  Kimi Gibbler: Nobody saw him pooping.
• 34:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: How do you do that?
• 34:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't know, because these guys are big guys, some of them.
• 34:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Who was Tony that played for the Ravens?
• 34:48
  Kimi Gibbler: The Tony Sarah Goose, that's Sarah Goose.
• 34:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He had the diarrhea in the Super Bowl, yeah, and they taped his ass shut.
• 34:58
  Kimi Gibbler: Tape his ass shut.
• 34:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They taped his ass shut for the game.
• 35:01
  Kimi Gibbler: So then it's just like, like a sprinkler.
• 35:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right, you got to put a cork in there first.
• 35:11
  Kimi Gibbler: I was gonna say I don't think tape is gonna handle it.
• 35:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They taped his ass shut.
• 35:18
  Kimi Gibbler: But yeah, no guy ended up getting the dag on game ball just because he did it without anybody.
• 35:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know it's funny.
• 35:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I collect cards now and they get game used.
• 35:29
  Kimi Gibbler: Oh, that would be the worst game Ever.
• 35:32
  Kimi Gibbler: Oh, I smell horrible.
• 35:35
  Kimi Gibbler: That's a shitty card.
• 35:37
  Kimi Gibbler: Nobody no wonder, right?
• 35:39
  Kimi Gibbler: Nobody got it on eBay.
• 35:40
  Kimi Gibbler: All right, let's see.
• 35:45
  Kimi Gibbler: Did you know that almost 163,000 pints of Guinness are wasted in facial hair each year?
• 35:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What do you mean by wasted?
• 35:56
  Kimi Gibbler: So an actual research study commissioned by Guinness found that an estimated 162,719 pints of iris stout go to waste every year.
• 36:06
  Kimi Gibbler: Vm mustaches.
• 36:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Mustaches.
• 36:09
  Kimi Gibbler: Mustaches, and 0.56 milliliters of Guinness get trapped in the average beard or mustache with each sip, and it takes about 10 sips to finish a pint.
• 36:18
  Kimi Gibbler: An estimated 92,370 Guinness consumers every year in the UK have facial hair.
• 36:26
  Kimi Gibbler: Assuming they consume an average 180 pints a year, total cost of wasted Guinness annually is about $536,000.
• 36:35
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I think it's a trick.
• 36:39
  Kimi Gibbler: These are the women that are wanting you to shave.
• 36:41
  Kimi Gibbler: Or were they the women that didn't shave.
• 36:43
  Kimi Gibbler: Well, that's true, I'm thinking of, I mean we can't put that down.
• 36:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm thinking more of like if you're going to go down on a lady later, at least you can have a beer while you're doing it, little sweet something.
• 36:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A little.
• 36:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know, beer battered.
• 36:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, oh, come on, I'm shaking my head.
• 36:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm shaking my head.
• 37:13
  Kimi Gibbler: Okay, so did any of you guys watch Star Trek?
• 37:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, which one?
• 37:16
  Kimi Gibbler: Not ever yeah which one.
• 37:18
  Kimi Gibbler: Okay, so the sound of the doors opening and closing on Star Trek is actually a flushing toilet, nice.
• 37:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Really yeah.
• 37:28
  Kimi Gibbler: So the doors?
• 37:28
  Kimi Gibbler: Whoosh, whoosh is actually them recording the sounds of a toilet flushing.
• 37:34
  Kimi Gibbler: Star Trek fans know that when the doors open and close on the show Starships they make a distinctive whooshing sound.
• 37:41
  Kimi Gibbler: Michael Coleman of SoundWorks Collection Videos filled, sorry, filled, wired and on some of the new techniques used to capture noises for the series by sound designers, including the flushing toilet recording used for the doors.
• 37:56
  Kimi Gibbler: You don't just go to a library and pull up an enterprise door sound, Do you ever?
• 38:02
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: take a shit and then get toilet envy.
• 38:05
  Kimi Gibbler: What yeah?
• 38:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like like, hit me out on this.
• 38:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like my toilet is an average toilet, right, but every now and then you go to somebody's house that has like a whoosh, a high one, yeah, and you're like, oh, this is nice, oh, this is nice, like your feet dangle, I don't know what it is.
• 38:23
  Kimi Gibbler: But the second one is absolutely that, especially like in a public place, oh man, the ones where it just about suck your butt in.
• 38:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was sucked out of comfort.
• 38:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like man, that thing right there would swallow dinosaurs shit.
• 38:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like I'm an, I get envious sometimes.
• 38:43
  Kimi Gibbler: You know, you know those people.
• 38:44
  Kimi Gibbler: They never have a plunger sitting next to it either.
• 38:47
  Kimi Gibbler: Have you guys ever need it?
• 38:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well why would you write?
• 38:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You could fucking flush a bowling ball down that thing.
• 38:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Have you guys ever used a bidet?
• 38:57
  Kimi Gibbler: I have not.
• 38:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I struggled with it.
• 39:00
  Kimi Gibbler: It tickles a little.
• 39:02
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I was in Vegas and I'm telling you that shit shot every.
• 39:05
  Kimi Gibbler: I don't know if I was right and I had to get all the time.
• 39:10
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Get your mouth off of it.
• 39:11
  Kimi Gibbler: You can't sip it, not a drinking fountain.
• 39:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Blue my contact out, move fans out.
• 39:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Shit ain't gonna sit.
• 39:21
  Kimi Gibbler: I didn't know you had an eye wash in your bathroom.
• 39:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love this show.
• 39:27
  Kimi Gibbler: All right, all right.
• 39:32
  Kimi Gibbler: Last one's kind of boring, but you know what I thought, it was still kind of funny All right.
• 39:35
  Kimi Gibbler: President Ulysses S Grant was arrested while in office, nice.
• 39:40
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Really you know why Drinking, drinking, no Speeding.
• 39:44
  Kimi Gibbler: Speeding.
• 39:45
  Kimi Gibbler: He was charged, booked and released for speeding on a horse, yeah, and had to pay a fine.
• 39:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Hey, God, do the time.
• 39:56
  Kimi Gibbler: Hey, crime Scratch that, Reverse it, reverse, yeah, I actually I knew that for some reason.
• 40:02
  Kimi Gibbler: He was riding a horse speeding.
• 40:05
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The very the day before they had given him a warning.
• 40:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He's like fuck you, I'm the president.
• 40:09
  Kimi Gibbler: It's kind of like that A Blinken v English.
• 40:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm so cheap, oh man you think he paid?
• 40:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It.
• 40:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They impound his horse, they put a boot on his horse.
• 40:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh man, all right, all right, ghiblet, thank you so much for your Ghiblets.
• 40:28
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love them.
• 40:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know if I've judged the show based solely on how my face feels.
• 40:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is one of our best shows ever.
• 40:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Missy Meyer says hiding documents in his vacation home bathroom.
• 40:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What are we talking about?
• 40:53
  Kimi Gibbler: The rest, yeah, the rest.
• 40:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What are we talking?
• 40:58
  Kimi Gibbler: about you.
• 40:59
  Kimi Gibbler: Lisa says Grant, is that what he was talking about?
• 41:01
  Kimi Gibbler: I think that's what she's talking about when he said he was arrested.
• 41:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there we go.
• 41:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: God, that took a stand.
• 41:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was here, it went over, we caught it.
• 41:15
  Kimi Gibbler: I think it was when I made that pause of why he got arrested, and then it was like you know what?
• 41:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is why we work well as a team.
• 41:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It takes three drunken to equal one sober missy, I caught it.
• 41:30
  Kimi Gibbler: Thank you for watching, yeah there we go.
• 41:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're just waiting.
• 41:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, are you guys ready for some news?
• 41:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm ready for news we're going to do one story tonight based upon time, but also I could only find one that really interested me, and this is actually a pretty interesting question too, and this was one I'd love to get people's comments on.
• 41:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And I asked the two of you, and I want to hear, before we talk about this, what is the most drunk you've ever been at?
• 41:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Something wedding related, like a bachelor party?
• 41:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It could be a bachelor party.
• 42:02
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It could be your wedding, like that happened to me in Vegas.
• 42:05
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, the night of my wedding, I just got tore now.
• 42:09
  Kimi Gibbler: I was there.
• 42:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I was there, I've been to two bachelor parties in India and I have swam.
• 42:14
  Kimi Gibbler: In the canal, in the canal, oh my.
• 42:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Twice You're like I can't go to a bachelor party without swimming in it.
• 42:22
  Kimi Gibbler: Did you wear the gold plong?
• 42:23
  Kimi Gibbler: No, not that time, damn it.
• 42:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's pretty rough though it took a minute to not gag all the way across the back.
• 42:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Is the water dirty?
• 42:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was that day.
• 42:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't know if I was super drunk.
• 42:35
  Kimi Gibbler: Was it in the day or at night?
• 42:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: OK, it was after going to an Indians game and then everywhere else, I don't know why he hasn't been invited in weddings anymore.
• 42:46
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But it's a couple of my buddy, doug, and then his brother Jason.
• 42:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This was the first one.
• 42:52
  Kimi Gibbler: So it became popular the first time.
• 42:54
  Kimi Gibbler: So they're like, do it.
• 42:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Did it once, got to do it again.
• 42:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, well, I mean yeah.
• 42:59
  Kimi Gibbler: You weren't inspired by the Pat McAfee.
• 43:01
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I did it before he did.
• 43:02
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, so you set the trend.
• 43:05
  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah, I started this, I saw him coming out of the jail that day.
• 43:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm like what the fuck happened.
• 43:11
  Kimi Gibbler: And so I got on the news channels to see what was going on.
• 43:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Didn't he?
• 43:15
  Kimi Gibbler: say it was a lot of tequila.
• 43:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, it had to be.
• 43:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He was drunk as hell and they did the.
• 43:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Canal and Broad Ripple yeah.
• 43:22
  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah, nice.
• 43:23
  Kimi Gibbler: Now, actually the last wedding I was in.
• 43:26
  Kimi Gibbler: I can't remember what I did the night before, but it was a lot of drinking and so I had to get up early and I had to go get my makeup done and my hair done and everything else.
• 43:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Is this in Kentucky?
• 43:39
  Kimi Gibbler: No, I was here and I'm sitting there in the chair as they're doing my hair and I was like, can I take a pause?
• 43:47
  Kimi Gibbler: And I had to go to the bathroom twice to vomit.
• 43:50
  Kimi Gibbler: I was still hungover at 4.30 in the evening.
• 43:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, been there from a wedding.
• 43:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I went to the.
• 44:00
  Kimi Gibbler: I was like I'm not even enjoying the wedding because I feel like crap.
• 44:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm going to tell any couple that's going to try to get married in the next few months or in the coming years, especially as right in the middle of wedding season, that an open bar sounds cool, but it's the worst idea in the world.
• 44:16
  Kimi Gibbler: It's not a good idea.
• 44:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: First of, all financially, it's a horrible decision, yeah.
• 44:19
  Kimi Gibbler: Especially if we're invited.
• 44:21
  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah.
• 44:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Second of all, people like it's like Farva in Superdry Open bar.
• 44:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I was at a rehearsal dinner for my ex-sister-in-law, lana, and I think I drank a fifth of Captain Morgan that night by myself.
• 44:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh nice, and it was bad.
• 44:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was so bad.
• 44:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The next day I was an usher in the wedding and I had to go pick up my tuxedo.
• 44:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It had to get adjusted.
• 44:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm a big dude, but this thing looked like it could.
• 44:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It looked like Shaquille O'Neal's fat brother could have worn it.
• 44:58
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was huge, right.
• 45:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And so they had continental breakfast in the lobby and I go down and the only thing I was able to, I got a banana and I drank some orange juice and then I went upstairs and got that down and laid down for a second and I made it for a good 45 seconds before.
• 45:19
  Kimi Gibbler: I had a vomit Get back up, yeah, and I got it.
• 45:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, she was just a bad choice, it was all was left because they had shut down and nobody went and got me anything, and I got to tell you, though, it was the most delicious vomit I have ever had in my life.
• 45:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You guys remember the orange Julius that used to be at malls.
• 45:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, it tasted like an orange Julius.
• 45:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I spent several, you know you.
• 45:42
  Kimi Gibbler: Oh, missy.
• 45:43
  Kimi Gibbler: I do remember the time I parked the car on the sidewalk.
• 45:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Sitting at the hotel drinking beer.
• 45:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You park it where you drive it.
• 45:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, yeah, ah, all right.
• 45:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, here's a story that's from a guy in Iowa.
• 45:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's your first problem.
• 45:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He ain't got nothing else to do.
• 46:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Cops in Iowa got a call about a man lying in the middle of an intersection around four in the morning.
• 46:10
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: When they got there they found 25-year-old land excuse me, lane Shurrers still passed out in the road.
• 46:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He'd obviously been drinking and was so out that he was snoring.
• 46:22
  Kimi Gibbler: Nice, in the middle of an intersection.
• 46:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Not in a car.
• 46:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He walked out.
• 46:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't think he'd get there, and this was like a state road, so this was like on US 27.
• 46:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, wow.
• 46:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And he's just laying in the road Like in the median Not even the median Like in the middle of an intersection, like a four-way stop.
• 46:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That was stop lights.
• 46:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This dude passed out and was snoring.
• 46:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He was out.
• 46:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, oh man, when they woke him up he had explained he had come from a wedding reception at a golf resort casino nearby.
• 46:54
  Kimi Gibbler: That explains a lot.
• 46:55
  Kimi Gibbler: Right there it's a golf resort in a casino.
• 46:57
  Kimi Gibbler: Oh, you're screwed.
• 46:57
  Kimi Gibbler: That was open bar.
• 46:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He admitted that he had had a lot to drink that night.
• 47:02
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The resort was three miles away from where they found him and there's no mention of a DUI, so apparently he decided to walk home and got a little tired along the way and just laid down.
• 47:13
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He laid down in the middle of an intersection, love it, and just took a nap.
• 47:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I mean, I have woke up using a cracker box as a pillow before, but never in a cracker box.
• 47:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A cracker box yeah, like a saltine's or like.
• 47:28
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, that's not bad, that's a good size.
• 47:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's just so I can wake up and spin in it.
• 47:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
• 47:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I woke up in a couch one time in a garage after a night of skipping go-nakeds.
• 47:42
  Kimi Gibbler: Oh yeah, those'll do it.
• 47:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, what's the wildest, what's the craziest thing you've ever done drunk, besides swimming a canal?
• 47:50
  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah Right, I don't know.
• 47:52
  Kimi Gibbler: Normally I didn't remember.
• 47:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I don't really remember, amanda will wake up and tell me she's like, last night you were saying this and did this and I'm like, what I did when I was completely drunk is none of my business.
• 48:06
  Kimi Gibbler: It's none of my business.
• 48:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, yeah, yeah, state Darts is another one.
• 48:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah, well besides, yeah, I mean, I did wear a goat mask.
• 48:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A goat mask.
• 48:20
  Kimi Gibbler: And unhauled Missy through the hotel.
• 48:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She got put on probation.
• 48:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She Thursdayed way too hard.
• 48:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They arrested him for public intoxication but he got off pretty easy.
• 48:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He paid a $250 fine plus another $100 and a court cost and other charges.
• 48:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now I will say and this is the last of this story, the important part here is the guy walked home.
• 48:44
  Kimi Gibbler: Yeah.
• 48:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We have a good time on this show and I can truthfully say I never drive home after a podcast.
• 48:50
  Kimi Gibbler: Right.
• 48:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And I mean knock on wood.
• 48:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm lucky to have lived life where I'm at and life has been phenomenal for me.
• 48:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But I know a lot of friends that have had DUIs and you always think that you're OK.
• 49:07
  Kimi Gibbler: Until you're not.
• 49:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, until you know, yeah, and sometimes you learn the hard way DUI is the easiest thing to do.
• 49:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, anyway, I just wanted to throw that out there, especially because I'm already starting to slur my words.
• 49:22
  Kimi Gibbler: So there's no way, I'm driving home tonight.
• 49:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, well, I guess that will wrap it up after a long show.
• 49:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're going to clean up the list at the beginning.
• 49:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Try to improve that process a little bit.
• 49:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I do dig it.
• 49:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I digged what you were throwing out with the giblets.
• 49:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The giblets were good.
• 49:45
  Kimi Gibbler: And the giblets yeah.
• 49:46
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And we now know that at least Puddin and I have shatter pants on multiple occasions, not just a little.
• 49:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A full shat.
• 49:56
  Kimi Gibbler: A full sock changing.
• 49:57
  Kimi Gibbler: Well, here's the thing I'm talking about one of them.
• 50:01
  Kimi Gibbler: Shits Like once it starts you can't stop it, you can't stop it, you can't stop it.
• 50:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's not like a solid turd that you can just grab ahold of it.
• 50:09
  Kimi Gibbler: You know what I?
• 50:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: mean.
• 50:10
  Kimi Gibbler: Well, I can't say that I've actually done it, other than just where, like you, thought that it was just a toot.
• 50:15
  Kimi Gibbler: And all of a sudden you're like oh it's like those guys in that sub.
• 50:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's not like they could just patch a hole.
• 50:21
  Kimi Gibbler: It was done Once it started it was.
• 50:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's coming out.
• 50:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're throwing that underwear away, touching it and the pants.
• 50:28
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, socks Possibly shoes.
• 50:32
  Kimi Gibbler: No, I'm going, not the pants, not the pants.
• 50:35
  Kimi Gibbler: Not the pants.
• 50:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, we found out that we're all gross.
• 50:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And we also found out that if you want to have a good wedding in Indy, make sure you invite Puddin.
• 50:43
  Kimi Gibbler: He'll do some Absolutely.
• 50:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He'll do some swan diving, I got a gold thong too.
• 50:49
  Kimi Gibbler: He's got a beautiful back check.
• 50:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I thought I saw you one time in a denim thong I did, and a tuxedo one.
• 50:56
  Kimi Gibbler: And a gold lame.
• 50:58
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, man, we should bring you on the show one time.
• 51:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, ah, ah, I'd have to find it.
• 51:05
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'd have to find it, we could make one, all right.
• 51:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, thank you both so much for hanging out with us.
• 51:13
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Thank you again to our buddy, kevin, that helps us produce the show and keep it going.
• 51:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Thanks to all of our Patreon supporters, supporters, supporters the Subrata film.
• 51:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And if you enjoy the show and you think you know what, I'll give these guys a tip.
• 51:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All you got to do is go to our web page AfterTwoBearscom.
• 51:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's the number two and it's actually a tip jar.
• 51:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You just click on it and toss us a, leave us a buck.
• 51:40
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're loose change man.
• 51:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Just have a look.
• 51:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Pull your loose change out of your couch and we'll send you some stickers.
• 51:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I've got new stickers that are available, so check those out as well.
• 51:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And we say it at the end of every show, and it's the most important thing we say in the entire hour that we speak, and that is this If you see someone out there that you think is struggling, they probably are, and people are proud, you know, in there and it's a little hard sometimes to reach out to somebody and say that you need some help.
• 52:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So if you see someone you think is struggling, they probably are Just reach out to them and say, hey, appreciate you, love you, hope you had a great week, what's your day been like?
• 52:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Just reach out and you might be surprised how something so small might be the absolute world to somebody.
• 52:28
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, I guess without further ado.
• 52:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Hoodie, gibbler, we will talk to them all next time.
• 52:34
  Kimi Gibbler: After two years, come on Time to get on with my life.
• 52:40
  Kimi Gibbler: Cool, let's do this.
• 52:42
  Kimi Gibbler: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you're a cool old chap.
• 52:49
  Kimi Gibbler: I need help.
• 52:50
  Kimi Gibbler: I need help.