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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 10th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Is it due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 2: Program, old listener discretion? Is it lies.
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  Speaker 3: Away the Woody Show?
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  Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Well,
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  Speaker 2: today is April the tenth, twenty twenty six, and today,
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  Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen, is Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Day five of five. Who Woody, Greg Gory, We.
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  Speaker 2: Got Menace hire Sea Bass is here, we got Sammy,
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  Speaker 2: there's Morgan Vaughan is here. We got dumb ass Tyler.
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  Speaker 2: I see, I see Menji. We are all fired up
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  Speaker 2: and ready to go get this week out of the
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  Speaker 2: way into the weekend. Welcome to the Woody Show. Well,
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  Speaker 2: you know how Friday's work. The only rule is we
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  Speaker 2: do whatever it is we can to get through the
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  Speaker 2: morning into the weekend as quickly as possible to get.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to be part of any of it,
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  Speaker 2: eight seven seven forty four, Woody is the number to
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  Speaker 2: call in to text in you send that stuff over
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  Speaker 2: to to ninety seven Friday Checkings. Tell us who you
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  Speaker 2: are and then where around town you're listening to the
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  Speaker 2: Woody Show. Any kind of exciting weekend plans, anything anyone
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  Speaker 2: you'd like to have us mention just send it on
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  Speaker 2: over to two to nine eight seven. So Gina and
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  Speaker 2: I have been just talking about Peaky Blinders a lot
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  Speaker 2: because I already know.
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  Speaker 1: We finally got around to watching the movie.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Immortal Man the same exact time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Immortal Man, not together together. Didn't know the other
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  Speaker 2: one was watching at that time.
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  Speaker 1: And it's your new favorite.
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  Speaker 5: It's incredible.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Gina has gotten like crazy.
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  Speaker 5: With so down the rabbit hole, all the behind the
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  Speaker 5: scenes stuff, all the after interviews, all the theories.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so good.
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  Speaker 2: And what sucks about it is because you know it's
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  Speaker 2: now over, you know, like this is it other than
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  Speaker 2: the behind the scenes stuff.
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  Speaker 4: That's oh, I know, so good. Watch it again.
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  Speaker 5: I just might.
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  Speaker 2: Well because Greg, you had something like one of your favorite.
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  Speaker 4: This is rip week and it continues because Hacks season
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  Speaker 4: five now available on HBO Max. They do it one
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  Speaker 4: at a time, so which sucks. But Hacks is back,
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  Speaker 4: and there's some new characters this season that there we
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  Speaker 4: know a little bit about. There's this dude named Christopher Briney.
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  Speaker 4: He's on the show called The Summer I Turned Pretty I've.
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  Speaker 1: Heard of it. Oh yeah, dude, that's big.
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  Speaker 4: It's weird.
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  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure your daughter knows about that. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 6: yeah stuff, Yeah, it's about this chick. And then she's
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  Speaker 6: like dating like two brothers. Yeah, it's a lot of draft.
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  Speaker 4: Well, this actor from that show is going to play
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  Speaker 4: Deborah Vance's love interest. Now the thing is he's forty
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  Speaker 4: six years younger than her.
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  Speaker 1: So what's his name?
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  Speaker 5: I gotta look him up.
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  Speaker 4: Christopher Briny Okay, and she thought Jeane Smart, who plays Debora,
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  Speaker 4: thought it might be cringey, but they said in the end,
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  Speaker 4: it was comfortable. Everybody had fun. He plays this international
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  Speaker 4: rock star and he starts dating Deborah Vance, so it's
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  Speaker 4: kind of out of her league. And also he dresses
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  Speaker 4: more like Debra than any other dude in her life,
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  Speaker 4: which is pretty fun.
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  Speaker 5: That's hilarious because he literally doesn't even look.
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  Speaker 4: Eighteen yet, right, and he's dating Deborah Jean Smart, who
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  Speaker 4: in real life is in her seventies. There's this drag
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  Speaker 4: queen from RuPaul's Drag Race, Katya, who's going to be
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  Speaker 4: on this season.
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  Speaker 5: As love Katya.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was a joke.
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  Speaker 4: When she got the call. He got the call saying
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  Speaker 4: you're gonna be on Hacks. And then this is so hyperbolic.
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  Speaker 4: They were talking to Hannah Einbinder, she plays Ava on
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  Speaker 4: hacks Yes, she said, on the last day of filming,
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  Speaker 4: she was so overwhelmed with emotion that the production had wrapped,
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  Speaker 4: that she felt ill and that she physically shut down.
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  Speaker 4: Her body shut down. She got back to her hotel
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  Speaker 4: and passed out for fourteen hours because her.
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  Speaker 2: Body shut down.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she was probably you know, some kind of like
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  Speaker 1: you know, prison of war.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of trauma. Oh, I thought, how will I
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  Speaker 4: pay my bills ever again?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Wait, so anybody hacks out, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, like you're looking through like Netflix or whatever. And
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  Speaker 2: just a little synopsis to kind of give an idea
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  Speaker 2: about what his show is about. Right HBO Max comedy
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  Speaker 2: drama focusing on the evolving professional and personal relationship between
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  Speaker 2: Deborah Vance, the legendary Las Vegas comedian fighting to maintain relevance.
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  Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah blah. The series explores themes of
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  Speaker 2: inter nirational conflict, sexism, and artistic legacy. True, if you said, okay,
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  Speaker 2: this one, I would have just gotten click click.
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  Speaker 4: Greg loves it so much, and I think you would
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  Speaker 4: love it too, because that's the thing that you got Ava,
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  Speaker 4: who's the opposite of.
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  Speaker 5: Deborah gen Z.
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  Speaker 1: Yeahg Greg and you got to watch the summer term
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  Speaker 1: pretty Greg a lot of drama. It's a designed for
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  Speaker 1: Sammy Menace.
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  Speaker 2: What you got?
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  Speaker 1: Well, is your son still into Jenna Artaga or fully
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  Speaker 1: off board?
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  Speaker 7: Was?
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  Speaker 1: I know that?
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  Speaker 2: He wasn't for a minute, but then he said he
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  Speaker 2: was like, well, is a big crush? Was Millie Bobby Brown?
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  Speaker 8: That was?
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  Speaker 9: That?
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  Speaker 5: Was?
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  Speaker 2: That was his first like celebrity crush.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I can remember he was talking about somebody and like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Man, she's really pretty. Then he moved on to Jenna Ortega. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so Jenna Ortiga. She's in the news right now. And
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  Speaker 1: the only reason I'm bringing this up because stevevest Is
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  Speaker 1: gonna hate it. She was on the Kid cutting podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I always say that because he his response is always
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  Speaker 1: does everybody have a podcast? No, everybody has three podcasts.
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  Speaker 1: But I have been seeing Kid Cuddy's podcast a lot
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  Speaker 1: in the social media world because you know he podcast,
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  Speaker 1: he's he's famous, so he gets very famous people on
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  Speaker 1: there to talk about sort of things. And she said
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  Speaker 1: that she was actually going to quit acting and but
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  Speaker 1: she ended up getting the the role on You and
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  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people forget that she was
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  Speaker 1: on You, the TV show that was huge. She was
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  Speaker 1: on season two of You. Yeah, season Yeah. So she
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  Speaker 1: was on season two of You, and then she ended
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  Speaker 1: up getting we all know her pretty much from you know,
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  Speaker 1: Wednesday speaking of people who don't look like their eighteen yet.
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  Speaker 2: What yeah, sense, well sixteen Yeah, so she said that
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  Speaker 2: like somebody but even like you know what trists me
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  Speaker 2: he told you before, like Millie Bobby Brown, because you
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  Speaker 2: knew her as a you know, teenager girl like on
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  Speaker 2: Stranger Things, and all of a sudden she's like married
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  Speaker 2: with a baby.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like forty three though, but like when the
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  Speaker 1: hell did that happen? Yeah, weirdo. Quickly, Jenna Artiga said that, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she wasn't gonna pursue acting anymore and just go to
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  Speaker 1: high school full time. But she ended up getting the
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  Speaker 1: U role because she was on it. She was on
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  Speaker 1: a kid show, and then she wasn't getting any roles
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  Speaker 1: after that.
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  Speaker 10: Now I know who you're talking about.
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  Speaker 7: She was the younger girl that was ended up being
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  Speaker 7: friends with that guy in the apartment.
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  Speaker 2: So you know who, yes, yes, but in.
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  Speaker 1: You, In You, yeah, she played a sister.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, she had a pretty big role.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the guy in you spoiler ends up killing
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  Speaker 1: uh jor me. Oh my bad, Gina, grab what you got?
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  Speaker 5: All right? Well, we have a new popcorn bucket alert.
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  Speaker 5: This is everybody, stop what you're doing and listen. The
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  Speaker 5: latest one is from Cinema. It's for the Michael Jackson movie.
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  Speaker 5: And it is designed like his mouth, like a black fedora,
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  Speaker 5: but upside down so you can fill it with popcorn
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  Speaker 5: and then when you're done eating you can wear it.
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  Speaker 5: But no, yep, it's fifteen inches wide, five inches tall,
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  Speaker 5: holds a bunch of popcorns.
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  Speaker 2: How much do they charge it for that thing?
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  Speaker 5: That would be twenty one ninety five.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's cheaper than I thought.
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  Speaker 5: And the movie comes out on the twenty four, So.
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  Speaker 2: How much it's like a large popcorn at a movie
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  Speaker 2: theater cost? You can get it like if you get
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  Speaker 2: it like in a regular.
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  Speaker 5: Boocket, Like what is it probably like?
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  Speaker 1: Or something said someone zebound always gets a small popcorn?
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  Speaker 2: Now, oh, bab.
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  Speaker 1: You know what.
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  Speaker 2: My son and his friends, a couple of his friends,
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  Speaker 2: one of which is a.
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  Speaker 1: Girl, but this other one is dude.
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  Speaker 2: They're all like excited and planning on going to see
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  Speaker 2: the Michael Jackson movie together.
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  Speaker 5: Really.
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  Speaker 1: Oh nice? Interesting, Yeah, the obsession with the young kids
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  Speaker 1: and Michael Jackson.
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  Speaker 11: I think we already know that the other way around.
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  Speaker 11: Did you tell him that he doesn't the Michael doesn't
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  Speaker 11: have any money anymore?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean he really likes the music. My wife,
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  Speaker 2: who much like Gina pressing the kids on theater stuff,
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  Speaker 2: the musicals. She's taken the kids to that MJ the
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  Speaker 2: musical thing and a few different times. And so they
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  Speaker 2: have this thing. They enjoy Michael Jackson's music. And then
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  Speaker 2: you know, they went and researched different things by some loves,
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  Speaker 2: all the thriller stuff as you can imagine, the Halloween
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  Speaker 2: crap and stuff.
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  Speaker 11: So can I ask where does this come from your wife?
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  Speaker 11: Because your wife doesn't if you just meet what his wife,
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  Speaker 11: she does not seem like a you know, obnoxious theater person.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah right, she has she has a season pass
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  Speaker 2: to the local theater because they have like every year,
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  Speaker 2: like uh they met, they announced like all the different stuff,
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  Speaker 2: all the traveling whatever shows that are coming through town,
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  Speaker 2: and she goes to all of them.
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  Speaker 1: Where the root.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because in high school she was a theater kid.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, like she was off
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  Speaker 1: at all. She's like she loves musicals.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, that's why it's like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 2: when we got invited to the the opening of Hamilton
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  Speaker 2: when it came to town. I'm made it through the first
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  Speaker 2: act or whatever it was before the intermission. I fell
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  Speaker 2: asleep during that first one and then I left it.
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  Speaker 2: I left at halftime. That would be actual torture.
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  Speaker 5: Whatever it is, intermission, I said.
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  Speaker 2: At first, I said, I just say intermission whatever torture.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do so.
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  Speaker 2: People I know.
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  Speaker 9: It is.
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  Speaker 2: It's a show, alright. Well, uh, conspiracy theories.
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  Speaker 1: No matter how great, historic.
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  Speaker 2: Or unifying something is is the article, there's always someone
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  Speaker 2: who's going to go out of their way to crap
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  Speaker 2: all over it. In this instance, we're talking about the
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  Speaker 2: Artemis two moon mission and the conspiracy theorists who claim
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  Speaker 2: it's being.
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  Speaker 11: Fakedime because it's there's a whole lot of evidence posted
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  Speaker 11: a photo.
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  Speaker 2: Uh that it's all being performed in front of a
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  Speaker 2: green screen in a studio right here on planet Earth.
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  Speaker 2: Others have question pictures of the far side of the Moon,
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  Speaker 2: asking where the quote light sources that makes the dark
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  Speaker 2: side visible.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: Incidentally, the short answer is that the dark side of
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  Speaker 2: the moon gets the same amount of light that the
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  Speaker 2: near side does. Another conspiracy theorist is urging everyone to
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  Speaker 2: quote wake up and stop falling for the layers of C.
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  Speaker 2: G I and us so much Bass. You're not one
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  Speaker 2: of these idiots who you know things tall conspiracy, Right.
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  Speaker 11: You've known through my years on the show that I
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  Speaker 11: am fully against all these people.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I would hope so, But you watch the
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  Speaker 2: escape hid But what are the I guess I haven't
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  Speaker 2: seen too much of this, but what are the things
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  Speaker 2: that they're pointing to that you say are like the Well,
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  Speaker 2: they're having a hard time because.
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  Speaker 11: Because like yeah, because like we everyone went to the
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  Speaker 11: launch and tracked it in real time and people have
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  Speaker 11: you know, we people on the Earth can watch it
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  Speaker 11: go because we have people have pretty high quality telescopes.
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  Speaker 2: The yeah, okay for them, I thought you were saying
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  Speaker 2: they were having a pretty hard time because they're having
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  Speaker 2: that it is fake.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 11: The things I've seen is they're like they'll they'll find
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  Speaker 11: a particular video from inside the capsule and they'll say, well,
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  Speaker 11: look at that shadow that doesn't exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Catch.
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  Speaker 2: I did see one of those there. Yeah, there was one.
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  Speaker 2: They were taking it from inside the spacecraft, right, and
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  Speaker 2: it was taking something outside and they go, guys, you're
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  Speaker 2: getting really sloppy. You could see the studio lights in
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  Speaker 2: the background because it looks like like like studio lights
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  Speaker 2: in the in like the background. Yeah, but no, it's
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  Speaker 2: the reflection because they're taking a picture through glass right
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  Speaker 2: inside the thing, and so whatever is on inside the
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  Speaker 2: spacecraft is kind of showing up in the know, in
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  Speaker 2: the reflection of the glass looking outside. Like, guys, these.
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  Speaker 5: People be allowed to benefit from science when they don't
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  Speaker 5: believe it's real.
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  Speaker 11: Right, And it has to go with like all all
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  Speaker 11: this stuff of like literally anybody can track this thing now,
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  Speaker 11: like almost anybody can watch this entire even you could
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  Speaker 11: sit at your house and watch it go.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, you really have to to dig and have.
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  Speaker 4: Many hundreds of people have to be the actors that, yeah, thousands,
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  Speaker 4: and I believe.
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  Speaker 1: That it got shot up there. But you know, the
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  Speaker 1: whole moon landing thing.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, still, man is still he's been backed into a corner.
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  Speaker 11: But he says the moon landing was faked, but just
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  Speaker 11: the first one, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we've been there, but just not when
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  Speaker 1: we said we went. That's all because because of what
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  Speaker 1: no evidence.
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  Speaker 2: So then when we have when would when would we
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  Speaker 2: have gone?
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  Speaker 1: Then the other times So.
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  Speaker 2: So the Neil Armstrong one that would be you know
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  Speaker 2: they put they put those fools on L. S.
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  Speaker 1: D O R in a dark room just because Now,
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  Speaker 1: what makes you believe that? I just believe because of
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  Speaker 1: the amount of technology, and then we were just so
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  Speaker 1: desperate to be uh winning over Russia during the time.
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  Speaker 2: The other missions didn't happen that much later, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying, So like the technology really didn't change, and.
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  Speaker 1: Then we never did. All right, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: We just want to say that we were first. I
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  Speaker 2: mean I know that we would want to be first.
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  Speaker 2: I do believe that, so then, but I think we
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  Speaker 2: were first.
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  Speaker 11: But how come the other missions that have gone by
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  Speaker 11: the moon have picked up photos of our flag, oh
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  Speaker 11: flag and landers and stuff, all that stuff whatever the hell's.
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  Speaker 1: To look there?
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  Speaker 4: They launched them from the space.
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  Speaker 1: I can't make that on my phone right now.
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  Speaker 5: A so there, Yeah, they're in cahoots with us, Yeah
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  Speaker 5: they were.
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  Speaker 1: They were there you know for Kubrick and they shout
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  Speaker 1: it over at Jared Jared Leto's house. Look it up.
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  Speaker 1: Look it up. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So now now now it's like, I know it's what
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  Speaker 2: the conspiracy saying, but you don't believe that.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of believe it, Okay, I do. Neil Armstrong,
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  Speaker 1: he's a liar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay eight seven seven forty four, Woodie said us
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  Speaker 2: a text over to two to nine eight seven. Uh.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: There's always more to the story that meets the eye.
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  Speaker 2: And I wonder what really went on here? This couple
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  Speaker 2: and their baby. They were on an Allegiant flight and
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  Speaker 2: the baby was crying and being fussy for what the
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  Speaker 2: couple says was a couple of minutes. I just want
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  Speaker 2: to know, do you buy this?
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  Speaker 1: What's a couple?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: They were approached by a flight attendant who asked to
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  Speaker 2: see their boarding passes and then asked a few questions
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  Speaker 2: about the baby, and then said that the baby was
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  Speaker 2: being feverish and that a medical professional wouldn't clear her
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  Speaker 2: to fly. On top of that, the couple says, the
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  Speaker 2: flight attendant told them that if they didn't leave, they
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  Speaker 2: would be escorted off by police. So, first of all,
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  Speaker 2: does it escalate that quickly over something like a baby
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  Speaker 2: being fussy on a plane, because babies are fussy on
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  Speaker 2: planes all the time. You mean to tell me that, Now,
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  Speaker 2: this kid could be I don't know, throwing up or
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  Speaker 2: like doing something with the babies obviously very sick.
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  Speaker 4: Like could you, as a non parent, could you tell
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  Speaker 4: that a baby's feverish just by yeah, because they're barring it. Well,
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  Speaker 4: they would have a fever, right, But how would the
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  Speaker 4: flight attendant know.
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  Speaker 5: That they're red?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's a that's a that's a good question.
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe maybe the parents said, well, well, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the baby's not feeling baby's not feeling well. They go, hey,
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  Speaker 2: is everything okay? It's not feeling well? Well, I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe from the liability standpoint, but I doubt just because
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: this baby was being like a little fussy or even
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: straight up crying. Because kids are on the planes all
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: the time crying.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: We're all used to it.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah I don't, I don't know. And we're going to
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: escort you off by the police. Now that just probably
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: means that you were exactly this is this is the
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: one side of the store. Uh huh.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I am glad there's one less baby on a plane.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: True, Yeah, they got rebooked for a flight the next morning. Uh,
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: they were not given any hotel or compensation. Also, whenever
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: whenever that kind of thing happened, you have to take
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: a different flight, your bags were on the original flight. Yeah, yeah,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: you know, like sometimes like when you're stuck in the terminal,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: you've already checked your bag and then you know there's
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: a there's a cancelation or something. Yeah, like your bag
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: still goes out, Like maybe you've rebooked on a flight
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: that gets you out of there a little bit earlier,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: but your bag is still in that original one and
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: you got to figure out how to go get that
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: if that. Yeah, we're having some computer issue Girls Alive.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Show.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: We were having a conversation recently about somebody said Katie
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Segal like still looking great. Yeah, you know, like one
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: of those like old TV stars was aging very well.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: He's aging very well. You know how I just saw recently,
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: not in person, but saw something about her and I was.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Like, and she looks great.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: And I did have a chance, uh to meet her
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: and talk to her for a while with one of
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: the iHeart Radio Music Awards, and in fact.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I was like doing some on a on on on
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: stage stuff oh, I know, I think I might know
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: who you're talking about.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Jenny Garth.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Jenny Garth from from nine O two one.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, who was, by the way, super nice.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: She was very sweet.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I saw this.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: She's on the cover of something. Yeah, and people said People,
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: one of those magazine. I'm like, wow, she looks great.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Good for her. Oh yeah, it's People, it's the People.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Yes, she's fifty four.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: She looked really good.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I mean that's not old, but you know that's pretty old.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: One in the grave.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: How I saved myself the cover of People with Jenny Gary.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: How I say about an emotional Uh, she gave up
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: drinking an emotional memoir. Star gets candid about her first
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: real love, Luke Perry, her rift with Shannon Door, and
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: healing after a painful divorce and depression.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Isn't this her book?
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I choose me, And she talks about how she
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: took a bunch of pills and stuff when she was
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: going through her divorce and ended up in the hospital.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: See everybody's got a podcast, as you mentioned, if I
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: feel like everybody has a book. Yeah, Now she makes
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: a little sense like that was a big show. But
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: there are some people. It's like wait a minute. Who
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: was it easy to make a book these days? There
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: was There was just some radio guy recently, and like
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: I know who he is, just because I'm in radio.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: But you know, like the if you went to like
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: a Barnes and Noble, Like would you ever go, I'm
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: gonna read you know this book?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Like no, this rando radio guy, why did you write
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: a book for what? Who's that?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Four? I would not I maybe just maybe just for
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: his family? Yeah maybe, I mean yeah, but.
• 19:18
  Speaker 10: Like maybe just to say you did it.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: It seems like a lot of work. And people I
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: know who have written books, they just everybody has the
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: same story about Oh my god, it was such a process.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: It was so long. It took forever to you know,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: write it unless you can get like a ghost writer.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, just feel huh it takes a long time.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah. But some of these people who
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: wrote books, I'm like man Chael wrote a book about
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: computers like in the eighties. Okay, but for the boring
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: maybe subject matter, but like when it's about you? What
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: makes you so interesting that there's a book about that
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: you wrote about you?
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Like especially like and you are who is?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Like if Greg wrote a book about Depeche Mode
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: because he loves depeche Mode so much as a subject matter, right, Yeah, exactly, autobiography,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: But yeah, that's an old person thing.
• 20:13
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: A lot of my parents' friends say, I think it's
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: time to write my memoirs. Who that f would be? Yeah,
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: even your own family.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody know Whatdy's interested a new Jeopardy champion. I'm
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: hearing a lot about this. I don't watch Jeopardy, but
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I know people get crazy into when these guys going
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: these runs. Yeah, Jamie Ding, cool name Ding, Yeah, Jamie Ding.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: And I'm not sure how everything went last night, but
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: it's that he had won Jeopardy eighteen days in a row.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, and in that span has earned more than
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: five hundred thousand dollars. And so this puts him officially
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: in the top ten at the number ten spot for
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: the longest wind streak in the show's history. Rules if
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: he wants to break Ken Jennings record, that's seventy four
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: wins in a row.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was a permanent fixture for months doing this.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: But if he wins four more. This is as of yesterday,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: So again I'm not sure what happened on this most
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: reason why, but says if he wins four more, he'll
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: move from tenth best to sixth. Okay, yeah, have you
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: ever have you ever tried to get on.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: That show that I keep thinking about it because I
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: kind of have lost interest in that once. You know, alec.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Tebeca totally passed away.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: You guys, have you not heard spoiler?
• 21:28
  Speaker 11: But I do listen to Jeopardy Radio on my car
• 21:30
  Speaker 11: all the time and Jeffy Radio Classic, which, by the way,
• 21:35
  Speaker 11: Alex Alec or Alex whatever his name is, Trebek. He
• 21:37
  Speaker 11: was so much more like peppy and ziggy like back
• 21:41
  Speaker 11: in the eighties. And then yeah, like someone we get write.
• 21:44
  Speaker 11: That's right, marshall, Let's go to the next clue. He's
• 21:47
  Speaker 11: up and happy and stuff. And he used to not
• 21:49
  Speaker 11: have to wait. You used to have You used to
• 21:51
  Speaker 11: be able to like buzz in any time, so he
• 21:53
  Speaker 11: would be like this, uh, this country had being oh
• 21:57
  Speaker 11: you not have to wait till after this question is red.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: Wouldn't have to wait for the whole question to be read, right,
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: so does not get it? Which was which kind of
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: sucks when you're listening because then you can't play along.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: It's what was her name?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: It's it's fun to listen. But yeah, you know what,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: we should all apply and see who wins.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I'd be great at that.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: The only, the one and only time I met Alex Trebek,
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: I was so enamored. I curtseyed and.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: He yeah, that's so sad. Stopped your birthday this.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Shiver.
• 22:36
  Speaker 12: We're going.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: And you know we don't do.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: We'll start, of course with the celebrities. Happy birthday to
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Daisy Ridley, who is Ray and the new Star Wars movies.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: She is thirty four years old today. Mandy Moore and
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: someone of an adult celebrity Shan when she was on
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: This is Us.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know she.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Was in a bunch of different stuff forty two today,
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Haley Joel Osmond from The Sixth Sense and all those
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: other movies and one of those like little kid actors
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: who seemed like an adult when he was seven years old.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: He did the shadow once while he.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Was in Forrest Gump as uh as for Little.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Maybefore.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Did he have aids? Yep, the kid, No, Jenny had,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: but that.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: Was a clip from when he was on Walker Texas
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Ranger and he had aids Forrest.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Had Jenny had a yeah, yeah, but I'm saying like
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: she could have passed the AIDS on no, yeah.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: No, because Forrest is just more concerned that the kid
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: was not retarded, which remember he was like, is he
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: you could imagine.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: He had small.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: He's very smart. Forrest's talk to this class.
• 23:47
  Speaker 11: I would always think of that clip when I think
• 23:49
  Speaker 11: if men's never had a kid and it came out,
• 23:51
  Speaker 11: if he like, is he like me?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah? David Harbor stranger things, Louis, that's right. David Harber
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: is fifty one. You got Charlie Hunham, who was Jack's
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: on Sons of Anarchy. He's forty six. Orlando Jones throwback
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: guy from the seven Up commercials in mad TV fifty eight.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Singer legend in the music industry, baby Face is sixty seven.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: And Steven Sagal Why was he ever popular? I can't
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: get that guy out like he's that guy just always
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: they take himself way too serious.
• 24:24
  Speaker 11: He lied his way into movies by pretending he had
• 24:27
  Speaker 11: CIA contacts and all would waked a bunch of people.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: But what's the thing, he's either or whatever? That as well,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: all fat all fat did in Russia, now Steven Sagal
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: is seventy four. Your porno birthday today is Emma Magnolia
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: and today's bird the Girl. She has handled more wood
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: than a home depot forklift, one hundred and twenty four
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: fine films, including I May look Sweet, but I'm a dirty,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: dirty slug Nice. She was in Sneaky Car Dealership Threesome
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: all right. Also Uber each driver gets lucky with two
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: hot chicks. She was in Little Bitch Learns a Big Lesson.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: She was in Squirt Women. Also this house was built
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: for banging. She was in Double Dip in the Painter's Stick,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: and then who can forget her un role? And Emmett
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Magnolia pegs me in a dirty alley. Oh that's a
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Emmet Magnolia, who is twenty six years old?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Day?
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: And at your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays and a
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: little look at some celebrity stuff here in the Woody Show.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: What am I thinking of? Morgan? We were just having
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: a conversation where you were talking about were you talking about?
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Did you you didn't peg somebody? Did you? Oh?
• 25:39
  Speaker 10: No, I know what you're talking about.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Am I misremembering someone like? But you would like to
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: peg someone.
• 25:44
  Speaker 10: No, I would not like. I don't understand how a
• 25:47
  Speaker 10: girl could do that too.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, Now, remember and you have a friend who pegged
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: somebody and it changed everything, right, correct?
• 25:53
  Speaker 10: How do you see him as a man after that?
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: So your girlfriend of yours girl.
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: Friend of mine in a relationship her boyfriend at the time.
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: This is a while ago, so.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: They're not still together.
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: No, okay it, but yeah, how do you like he's
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: not a masculine male anymore?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, that's man on man stuff I'm saying. But like,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: if you let your girlfriend peg you, like, not only
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: let you probably have to come up as a guy.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: That's probably your idea.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, she's definitely that's not her idea.
• 26:22
  Speaker 10: That's the first time she will.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: That's a great question with yourself. I wish I remember
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: what comedian it was. I heard it just recently who
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: said there's nothing more masculine than gay sex, Like imagine
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: taking it.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: And yes, I agree with you, that's a cute angle.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: But there's nothing more masculine than raw dog and some
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: chick while you're drinking a beer. Yeah, with sunglasses on
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: and a set of brass knuckles and getting picked.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I when I worked on the Sex Alien podcast.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: There was this girl that flew into town that we
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: interviewed from all the way from Australia, how to fine
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: and she had a laundry list. She was just in
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: town just the peg guys.
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: Well okay, if they're randos, maybe, but.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: They're paying her just the like peg them.
• 27:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah that's fine.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: But if it's your boyfriend and you do that, I
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: feel like everything's different after that too.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: It depends.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of sexual things you could do, and
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: then you're like, how do you look at each other?
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: You know, knowing what we just did.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: All right, Morgan, I'm not pegging you. No, no, but
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: like you don't you don't have to do anything else.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Like a bunch of dudes are going to pay you
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: to peg them? Are you rands?
• 27:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, sure for sure, but not someone I'm dating.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: You could make thousands of dollars, I mean, yeah, great idea.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: You are just leaving so much money on the table.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, well we do have to take a break,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: so as much continue the conversation.
• 27:41
  Speaker 10: You're going to charge me my website started.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you think he made a lot of money with
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: some socks, Wait till you get that pegging career going.
• 27:48
  Speaker 10: I could get a strap on sponsorship or something.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: What he shows next next the ship and into another
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world here
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: on a Friday. Who yeah, man, you know all right
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Woodie Greg great menas Gina Gren. We got Sea Mass,
• 28:14
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• 28:18
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• 28:24
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• 28:27
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• 28:32
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• 28:36
  Speaker 2: we got somebody. Hey man, Chris here transplant listening on
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app in the Bay Area.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Nice saw Chris. We used to do the show.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: In fact, this show was really born in the Bear
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: It really was. That's where we met Greg, I met Menace,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: you know, the people who have been a part of
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: the show for a long time. So thank you for
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: checking in. I get over to two to nine eight seven.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: All right, so we got some Friday Fail stories ready
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: to go. I hope everybody's ready to perform at a
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: very high level.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, all right, here we go Friday fails.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: All right, ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: For your Friday figures story.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: All these people of God, you have the perfect plan,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: the plan that can never go wrong with been somewhere
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: along the line and went for being a great idea
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: to one big stake in Mega uber ultra.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Peter Man.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Right as I belted it out again, there was like
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: a loogie that like the position.
• 30:25
  Speaker 13: Damn it, damn that was a very disapmportant delicious.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: The setup was so good I couldn't bring it home.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Sorry, guys, that was my bad. That was my bad.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Hey, shout out to uh my sister and my niece
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: and nephews. I found out when I was visiting that
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: they live my niece and nephews for the failed stories.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: In fact, it gets them out of the house quick
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: on Fridays because they know what time they're coming up
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: and they don't want to miss it.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, sweet, Yeah, so shout out to them.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Starting here, a six he one year old guy in England.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: He found a new spiritual release on life and uh
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: he was getting baptized, you know, to make his new
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: life changing moment of fishing. The baptism took place right
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: there at his house in a kiddie pool, live streamed
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: on Facebook as you do. Or had this pastor come
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: down to help with it. Well, at some point the
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: pastor screwed up because the guy drowned in that kiddie
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: pool while he was being baptized. U paramedics were there,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: but the guy was already dead. Yeah, how long are
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: you keeping it?
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: I thought it was And does he not know how
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: to sit up?
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: It's a kiddie pool.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: The pastor, meanwhile, has been arrested, charged with manslaughter.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Sailed.
• 31:47
  Speaker 10: It could be a new documentary.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: I know, Oh you wanted baptized.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I thought you want sent to heaven, dude. I know
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: recently we're talking about people like plugging the nose before
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: they jump.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: In greg and I judge adults who hold their nose
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: before jumping in the pool or going down a water
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: side or something like to.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Do it, don't go swimming. I kind of judge the
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: people that are getting baptized and they do that and
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: they plug their nose.
• 32:13
  Speaker 10: I thought everyone plugged the part of it.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Well, because you're dipping like upside down.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: But I see people that don't do it well.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: That one's a little bit different because you're not in
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: charge of the timing. Yes, yeah, but like when you're
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: it's a little bit goes underwater. Isn't it just your
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: instinct to blow out through your nose? I mean we
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: all have the ability to just do that.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: I think you do have to be taught that because
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: little kids.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: But you can do it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: But you don't even have to like blow out very hard,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: even just a nice gentle, a gentle out do the trick.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: Now, do you judge women as harshly as mess.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Of course adults? Okay, the same way.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: It was the same way I very harshly judge adults
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: who can't swim.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like me that it's not that I judge them,
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: it's that I question them. It seems like it would
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: just be a reflex.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: It'd be like a grown adult not knowing how to
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: ride a bike. And I'm not talking about you're gonna
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: be Michael Phelps and do the butterfly and laps and
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: stuff like that, but you're not gonna just like, yeah,
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: to not be able to like in a body of water,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: like in a pool, forget not the open ocean. Guys
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: they're going a pool, get yourself to the edge of
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: the pool. Or the people who are so parent like
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: not even they don't I'm not gonna I can't swim. Yeah,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Like come on, like it's a four feet of water,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: you are five ft.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Ted to do it just seems like it would be
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: an instinct.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: What you had to go under put your feet down.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: Videos where they just toss newborn babies and that's the
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: best way to do it.
• 33:42
  Speaker 10: It's crazy and.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: They instinctly roll on their back. Yeah.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: In fact, I was watching this thing about this guy.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: You know, if you're out boating.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: One of the things like because people think they're just
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: gonna tread water, just immediately roll onto your back.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: And it takes very essentially just because all you need
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: to do forget your ears. It's just your mouth and
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: your nose that has to stay above the water. Put
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: your arms out and you were like you just float.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: The morons over at CNN accidentally published a video package
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: titled remembering the Life of Michael J.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Fox, and they had said that he had passed away.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: That's how that happened. I did see the rumors online.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: In reality, he was very much alive. He was in
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Los Angeles doing a guest appearance at a conference panel,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: and he saw the video himself, and he went on
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: social media to let everybody know that he was fine.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: He had some humor about the situation. He said, quote,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I thought the world was ending, but apparently it's just
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: me and I'm okay. CNN said the video package was
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: removed and they have sent their apologies to Michael J.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Fox and his family.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know they they.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Put those things together just to have them on hand.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: I want to know the department. Do they have like
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: a meeting and go all right, guys, which celebrities do
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: you think or which public you know? Public people do
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: you think are on the verge of death or get
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: something most likely to die.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: The beginning of the year. I think, you know, when
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: it comes to two people that I want to live forever,
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: and I'll be really sad if God forbid they leave
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: us on the will Dolly Parton and Michael J.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Fox.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Well, those are two people probably sometime. I mean Dolly
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Parton sooner than zoom waste, sooner than later.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: She's seventy nine.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: With health issues.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, with health issues like she's already got
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: not confirmed okay, her package video, she's just turning.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: And then Michael J. Fox And that's the thing with
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: that Parkinson's man. It's like the way that people with
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Parkinson's end up, you know, dying. That's a man because
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: they're falling in there.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's just he's just a perfect sucks.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Let's see here, I'll give you. I'll give you one
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: of my favorites of the week. This is a couple
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: who was relaxing at their house there in Houston. One
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: of them realized there was this weird noise coming from
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: the house, and so they're like, where's that coming from?
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Did a quick search of the house and realize that
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: these noises were coming from the fireplace, specifically somewhere up
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: in the chimney Santa Yeah, one of our favorite stories.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: They thought it might have been an animal but got
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: stuck up there. But when they opened the fluid, they
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: checked it out and the sounds were actually from a
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: guy speaking in Spanish. The fire department was called and
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: they had to break open the wall inside of the house.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: How pissed would you be just to get that?
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: I would have been like, leave him there we'll just
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: burn him out.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Going to look the same.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll just burn him out, like you know what
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: he saves on the cremation because the ashes can then
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: just fall and then we can like use the dust
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: you know, whatever little dust pan to scoop him into
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: whatever vessel is his uh his family wants.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like the polices get to fix that wall. Yeah,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: just burn him out.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: According to the cops, he had hopped the fence, he
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: got onto the roof, he removed the chimney cap before
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: trying to make his way down in to rob the house.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Why do people think that works? But when's the last
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: time you heard about that work? And like, well, you know, well,
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: how'd you get in? They go through the chimney.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: And the flu is very very small, Yeah, the size
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: of the chimney.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they think it's just a big open like rectangle,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: like yeah, brick rectangle. It's not. There's a tube yeah yeah,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: like like venting, Yeah, like donald like ducting.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I think we had a story like ten years ago
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: of a woman that she was so obsessed with her
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: ax and he had like a restraining order against her,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: and she like tried to get in through the chimney
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: and she got stuck anywhere anyway.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: So this guy, after they freed him from the chimney,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: he was putting cuffs and taking down to fail jazz Sails.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Ever heard of breaking a window?
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just go in the old fashion, you know window,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: you know, kick a door in or something.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Is a credit card to open a door easily.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I still would like to know how to pick a lock. Yeah,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: that'd be pretty that's pretty cool to do. There's the
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: know how to do it. I see on Instagram keys. Yeah,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: supposed to unlock things super fast.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're tools. Instagram has a thing for selling tools
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: for burglars. Yeah, have you seen those things pop up?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: That's the that's one of them. There's another small and
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: then they can just they said, oh, get a lock
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: open in like seconds.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Oh there's another one where you know, if you have
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: to fob into something.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: It's his little orange It's called slipper clipper.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, little orange device and you can just walk up
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: to the thing and just hit this thing and it
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: just keeps doing all the codes until it it just
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: opens the you know, like for our studio door for yeah, and.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Opens up.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: And he's selling this on Instagram.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: I don't like that because I always lose things.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Now does it work?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: The flipper does? For sure, it does, really, but I
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: wonder if keep saying the name, I won't want.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: That's the next commercial we're gonna hear menace on right
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: after Raising Canes commercial to.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Break into the house.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: It's menace out flipper.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Last time I used a locksmith was locked out of
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: my house. He used like a no Country for old
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: men air gun thing, put it over the lock and
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: it just.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Opened. I don't know if that works.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: I think they might have changed something with some of
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: the locks so you couldn't do that. Because for a
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: while people bad guys were taking uh tennis balls, cutting
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: them in half. Oh yeah, putting over the lock the
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: outside of the lock and then pushing on the tennis balls.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: It creates that pre almost like a plunger would for
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: a toilet. And it was doing the same thing what
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Greg's talking about. And a second but then it's like
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: how there was like the was it key? Is that
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: the USB cables were doing something like you can you know,
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: compromise things that way. Somebody was talking about how they
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: went into get one of like a key made I
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: think it was Menace and there's all the different options
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: takes forever, get keys in a minute, those kiosks.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: At the but we're key minute key.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, but like there's other you know some of
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: those and some of those guys are in the parking lots.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: They can like recreate your fob for your car.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you do that? Well, I just bought
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: one for a gate key where it's just like it
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: clones it really a couple of seconds. Yeah, it was
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: like thirteen.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: I'm taking Like, let's say I lost I lost a key,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: but I don't know, like they can't like it's not
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: like they look up the code, like you actually still
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: have to have one of the fobs, I guess.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah, because maybe replaces like one thousand dollars.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe they have one of MENACE's new client's devices.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you want I'm ready, I'm on the website.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I'm ready for my commercial now. All right, So don't
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: you hate it when you're at a parking garage and
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: you have to pay for parking? Yeah, well how about
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: get Flipper. Go to flipper dot net right now and
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: get yourself a device.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: The code Menace.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Discount commercial. But check out Flipper dot net.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: And if you act right now, we're throwing this thing
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: that just makes it so you can easily pick any lock.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Which is a couple of clicks.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: Do we just talk to old school like go home
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: and like push our dresser against the.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Door like a public places and you just want to
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: turn off TVs for fun?
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Flipper, get you a gun?
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh I got one.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: See that people that had the the guy stuck up
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: stuck up in the chimney.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: I would get them down.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Would I would have assumed it was a rabbit raccoon
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: and just out of panic for getting rabies.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Shoot up right for you?
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you don't. I can't have a thing coming.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Oh there was that was a person there. I thought
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: it was a rabbit raccoon. My bad, I'm sorry. Guys.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Before the break mentioned how like you know, when you're
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: an adult and you're holding your nose to jump.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: In a pool.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Huh, yeah, it's very chop.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: But then I had mentioned, well, yeah, people who are
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: adults who very big stick. When I say swim, I
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: mean just be able to get her back to the
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: edge of the pool or you know, tread water for
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: half a second without just singing to the bottom like
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: a like a dumb rock yeah right, or like a
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: grown adult who doesn't know how to ride a bike.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: I just I find it hard to trust these people, Like,
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: what's wrong with you? It must be something really wrong
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: with you.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: What's the backstory?
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Somebody somebody texted said I can't swim and I can't
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: ride a bike. I'm forty four years old. He Look, hey,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying I'm a perfect person either. I can
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: do both those things. I can ride a bike and
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: I can swim.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: But okay, so if.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: You're asking me, all right, woody, well, as an adult,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: what's something that I feel like I should be able
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: to do as a full grown adult that I don't
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: have the knowledge or skill for.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I always thought this.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Was going to be more important than it is now,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: because it's really hard to find cars that do that.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: But to drive a stick Nope, never had to, never
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: had a car that required it. I wouldn't mind. I
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: wouldn't mind learning. I just never had to, and it
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: was never something I just made time for.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: You could learn it in five minutes.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Fun.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've learned way more complicated things.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I disagree. I've had women can do it, right, Greg,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I you know what I'm saying. I had vehicles I hated.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I know people say that are fun.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: I could see if you have like a like a
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: performance vehicle.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: It's fun to be active. And yeah it's because I
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: drive it jeep with a stick and either was super fun.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: The other thing, as a full grown adult, it's kind
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: of embarrassing. I don't know how to play poker. Oh wow,
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: and people in the river people people have tried to
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: explain it to me, and they go, well, the full
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: flush and whatever. It's like trying to explain tech to Greg. Right,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I go, sure, whatever. I feel like this is just
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: all made up.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: That's interesting because your personality and your like low like
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: resting pulse, I think you'd be good at poker like
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: poker turn maybe.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: But people who have tried to explain the games and
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: maybe because I just it's just you don't want to agreed.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then sometimes they bluff and then they have
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: to show the cards. But other times they bluff win
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: the and then they don't show their cars.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: Because everyone else folded and you didn't pay to.
• 44:15
  Speaker 10: See my cards.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: So I feel like as an adult, I should know
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: how to. Yeah, I should know how to do it,
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: but I don't.
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have two that I think are kind of
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: in the male camp and the female camp. I've never
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: had to do it. I think about it all the time.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: I even bought them. I don't know how to use
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: jumper cables. Really, I've never done it. I've never been
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: in a situation to use them, and I think I should.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Really, that's even easier than driving a stick. Yeah, but
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: they've made it kind of complicated these days because they
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: put like these cases over cases over the engine and
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: stuff like that.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: It's never I've never had to and I think I should.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: I should really learn.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: But the battery, you know, hooks of the battery, right,
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: I've done I've jumped.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Cars many times. There's like there's the battery over the back.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: They'll have like.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: They'll have like they'll have like terminal cover, they cover
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: the where the cable connects to the two terminals.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: It's just like and then the other one is because
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: everyone else makes it look so easy, and Sammy's never
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: going to look at me the same, I've never and
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: have no desire to and do not know how to
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: bake cookies from scratch, not just like slice it and
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: put it in the oven like from the pre minute.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: It's so stupid easy.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: No, it can't. It's stirring baking. I don't know how
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: to bring Yeah, I just don't trust it. I don't
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: try to make a pie do no, thank you, just
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: buy the pie.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Very difficult, Okay, cookies are not yea.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Greg, as a full grown adult, and there's a number
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: of things I'm sure that are on your list, so
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: many I feel like Greg tells us about them.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well no, I just signed up for that thank
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: you mortgage, never going to the post office to mail
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: a mortgage payment again. But no, as a not just
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: an adult, but as a grown man. And I've mentioned
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: this before, I cannot make a restauranty steak, and that
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: seems like it should be the easiest thing. And I
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: pride myself on being a good cook.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: I think that's about using a lot of butter.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: But you said you figured it out and crack.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: I maybe made one in my lifetime that I thought
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: more recently that I yield it.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: I think that was more of a fluke, like he
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: didn't know how.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: He did it. Yeah, total flukes.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Go ribby and throw a bunch of butter on it.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I've mentioned ironing shirts I don't get out.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: You do have to pull it on and put it
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: on and twist it a lot.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: But if it's not perfectly flat on the thing, it
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: makes your ironing in a crease into the shirt.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: I saw the dumbest thing, speaking of things they sell
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: on Instagram, it's this thing you're, you know, in front.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Of a car dealer.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: They'll have that big wiggly in flat It's the same
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: kind of thing, except you put this up under this
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: shirt like so you stick the top of it the headhole,
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: you turn it on and its and so it looks
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: like it looks like remember Big Hero or whatever, that
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: big like marshmallow man looking thing.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: It looks like your shirt is.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Being worn by one of those things, and it's blowing
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: kind of warm air through it and takes the wrinkle.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: The Yeah, it sounds amazing.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: It seems very inefficient one shirt at a time. It's
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: gotta be you know.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: So, I don't know. I kind of like that.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: It's like an internal because I hate ironing.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: I know me too.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I used to iron all my mom's work clothes, so
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I know how to iron your yours.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: Menace.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, I pretend I really know how to do it,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: but I don't really know what I'm doing, So I
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: just put little extra on there. Well, read, write, and
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: speak I can't do, but you can't. That's that's the dyslexia.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: But the uh, the tipping, you know, I know you say,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I just moved the you know how to
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: figure out the tip? It's incredible to me. That is
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: another good one. Adults who can't figure out the tip.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's yeah, I just got I suck at percentages.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: But twenty is so easy, like okay, and.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Then don't figure out ten. You can figure out twenty, right.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: I mean ten?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Okay. Let's say the bill is like one hundred and
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: sixty bucks.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, one hundred and sixty bucks sold.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Were going to tell you what I would I would
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: just put off the top of the head. I'll probably
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: be okay, maybe one eighty five or something.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: For the total for the total, Okay, so check it out.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: You know how much would how much would the tip be?
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Just it's just a tip. Yeah, if you're gonna do
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: just a tip, if you're gonna do twenty percent on
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: one sixty, I.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Don't even think about that. I just look at it.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I know, okay, one sixty, I'll put.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: So one six zero point zero zero is one sixty, right,
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: one hundred and sixty bucks. Yeah, so we're doing tens. Right,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: we're going to figure ten percent of that. You just
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: move one over. So ten percent of one sixty is
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: sixteen dollars. That's ten percent. So you just added sixteen
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: dollars to one sixty. They're forging twenty percent. Sixteen now becomes.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Sixteen plus sixteen is thirty two thirty two thirty two dollars.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I didn't mean you total total of one
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: hundred and ninety two dollars.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: Because you're going off vibes.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: That's why that's why just pushed the bill away.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: And that's also that's also why the twenty is the
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: easiest one, because you just moved away decimal place over
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: one thing from the dollars and cents and double whatever
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: that amount.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Or this case it'sout sixteen dollars just by ten.
• 49:23
  Speaker 10: Or it's a lot of receipts at the bottom. They
• 49:25
  Speaker 10: do the math.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thank god. Yeah, shout out to those places.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But it's people that you see that are like
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: super smart or you look up to and somewhere like, oh,
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: these people are really shout they have really really good job.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: There's a really big job, right and they go, you know,
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: can you can you do the.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: There is this drug store that I applied to as
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: a well let's see, I was about twenty and they
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: had a math test to get this job.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Really and I stood up and walked out.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: You know what, because job it was in a drug
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: store and it was just to be a cashier or
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: just in general, just to be in general unemployee of
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: this drug store.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: And the questions were, we have a garden hose that
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: is priced at twelve dollars, it used to be sixteen dollars.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: What percentages off? And I'm like percentage?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: So I worked. I worked as a cashier at a
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: grocery store.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Super Fresh was the chain of grocery stores in the
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: East coast, right, So that was the part of the
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: training was Okay, if it's three, four, five dollars, how
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: much are each ye like, if somebody only buys how
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: much is it? Because you used to it was you know,
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: still we had the scanners, you know what I mean.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: But it wasn't as advanced as it is now obviously,
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: so like you would have to go, oh and do
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: the math in your head to make.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Sure that you're not screwing the customer over exactly.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: So yeah, it was like a maths to them, and
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: then they reversed the questions, like the original price is
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: twenty two dollars, now it's seventeen fifty. What's the percentage
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: that we took off?
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: Thank you?
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: My end from high school. His father owned the store.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: I probably could have just gotten the jobs at this job,
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: but instead I just said, you know what, I can't shops.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: And by the way, when you go, if you if
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: I had gotten the job, all I would have to
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: do is take the item and go deep.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: You could have been manager. That's why I know.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: I thought it was cool being a cashier because I
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: enjoyed the whole like making change thing.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah like that.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: I thought about this as I was standing at the
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: grocery store recently, thinking like, man, being a casher would
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: be so boring now because it's like, yeah, you just
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: tell grocery store at least you're like scanning all the stuff.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: But like to be a cashier at certain other places,
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: like like a fast food place where you just kind
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: of take the order and you just wait there while
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: the person scans their card, or you don't even take
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: the card.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: And run it. You don't do anything.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: You just kind of boring, so boring, it would be
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: mega boring.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Oh sorry.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: When I didn't get the job at the drug store,
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: I got a job at a video store, and I
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: was very excited because I thought that would be fun.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: And it turns out their computer system did no math
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: for you. And this is when a video rental was
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: a weird number, like it was two dollars and eighty
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: one cents, and then if they rented two, you had
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: to do the math in your head. Oh god, okay,
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: so that's to eighty one five five? Oh god.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: It was so stressed. So you end up doing math anyway.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I don't know how to hang something with
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: like a is it a stud?
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: Not a stud?
• 52:33
  Speaker 10: But what's that the insert.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Oh anchor, the little like the little plastic anchors.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that goes in and yeah, I just like put
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: in a regular nail or something and hold for the best.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Behind. Do you at least look for a stud?
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: No, I don't.
• 52:50
  Speaker 10: I have no clue how to do that.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: I just was.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: I was one time and I did hang something with
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: just a nail, and then when I was moving out,
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: I couldn't get it out. I must have put it
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: into a stud and it never came out, and I
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: just moved out with the nail Cylin the wall.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: The anchors are for when you're just going into that
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: like area between you know, the studs in just the
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: drywall area, because the drywalls just gyps and you know, just.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Apart you have like thumped a melon, like you can
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: tell when there. I can't do it either.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: I have no clue what anyone is talking about when
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: they're like, oh, you just know, and it sounds I
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Here, here's what I can. Somebody who works in construction
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: explain to me. The coolest thing. This guy he was
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: running wires at my house like an audio visual guy
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: or whatever, and he had this thing. It was like
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: a magnet and he just kind of ran it along
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: drywall and it's like it's stuck to the wall when
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: there was a stud. What is cool?
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Like what is what is?
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Because well, the stud behind the stud the stud behind,
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: because that just measures density to know there's a stud there.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: This thing is just like a like a magnet kind
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: of thing. He's he's moving against any like stop stop stop, And.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: He's like in stock what did he have the one
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: that had the lasers on it too?
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: No? This this is like a real basic one. And
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, how does that work?
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Which does it stick on?
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Like what's there's nothing magnetic about the stud? Or like
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: what what what is it making? Like?
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: What is it that's making it stick?
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Like to where the stud and it if you put
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: it in the in in that space between the two studs,
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: it won't stay there. You let it go drop to
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: the ground.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: Is it have something to do with nails in the
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: stud or something?
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think so.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: I see That's what I don't know. I need somebody
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: who actually works for a living to tell me.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: On the text.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: Sammy's talking about, I think there. I don't know if
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: it's called a molly bolt or a butterfly or whatever.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: The thing that you stick into the wall before you
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: I have never once in my life successfully done it
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: without destroying They suck.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with stud finers too. I have three of them.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I'll give you one same okay.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: See this is one of those you get the explanation
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: to go. Okay, were we were onto something? So it
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: sticks to the dry wall screw like the heads because
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: and because that's all up and down like where this does.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, true noise. Again, that was really good.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: I wasn't.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: That's good. That's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, it was hot.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, well how to do?
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: I told you? Poker and drive a stick? Yeah, we
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: started this segment so long ago. We were all years older.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: This went way too long. Sammy's holding up her sign.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah show.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll be doing more of that in the seven o'clock,
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: eight o'clock and nine o'clock hours. So I said, man
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: Morgan putting in some work today. Oh yeah, we got
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Morgan and Sammy both out there now. Yeah, they're they're
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: working hard out there. Yeah, somebody around here did some work,
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: So a ticket window every hour of the show this morning,
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: and then in the ten am to what time does
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: it go till seven? It goes to six six? Okay,
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: so from ten am to six pm every hour it's
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: on the fives. So tenh five it'll go till five
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: to fifty five. Yeah, so ten oh five ten, fifteen,
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: ten twenty five, ten thirty five, ten forty five, ten
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: fifty five, and it's just gonna be one of those like, uh,
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: you know, one person caller five gets a five pack
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: of tickets. Yeah, all those people who you just heard,
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: they all got five packs tickets. And then later on
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: today we're gonna be at the Albertsons in Fullerton. That's
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: from two pm to four pm and even more chances
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: to win there. And that is a special opportunity. You're
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: not lumped in with all the people who have gone
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: to the Vaughns and Albertsons to this point. It's like
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: a special QR code and a special allotment of tickets
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: just for this particular thing. So come by again. You
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: don't even to hang out, just to just come by
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: and scan that code and you'll be good to go.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, go go about your week I know, maybe going
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: to Is there anything else going on this weekend other
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: than Coach That's what I met a Coachella?
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anything together?
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you mean the Coach Jewel eight seven seven four
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Friday check ins, send your check in on the text
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: over to two two nine eight seven.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: When it comes to jumping, cars, you know with cables
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: and stuff. You know, you said something as a grown adult,
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: you don't really know, never done it, how to do?
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: I have heard that with the newer cars, and because
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: there are people who are texting over about this, like
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: you're not supposed to really do that.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's complicated, That's what I was trying to say.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Because of the.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: Short well, because the cars now are basically computer somebody,
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to find the one text that.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Somebody they definitely want to don't want to deal with
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: an electric car?
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, can.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: You also many vehicles not having a battery in the
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: usual place there is like a post of the red
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: cap to signify the hook up here and for you know,
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: with the red cable, the black one goes anywhere that
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: it will clamp the jump, So that's like a grounding
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: kind of Yeah.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: And dude, do you know that Tesla's they actually have
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: a separate battery. They'll like run like the locks and
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff. Yeah, well, we're way getting caught
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: in the cars. Yeah. The way to get into it
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: is through the front bumper. It has like you'll see
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: like a little circle and you're supposed to like open
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: it that way and then two little wires come out
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: and then jump it that way. It's so weird. Damn.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: The texts are like crazy. There's so many texts today,
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: like more so than usual.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Well, I bought jumper cables and the handheld, but it's
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: like fifty ams. It's huge.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it says with most modern day vehicles using
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: jumper cables as bad to the fact that cars are
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: mostly computers on wheels. Now you're supposed to use the
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: jumper battery packs or many jumper packs are the size
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: of old school brick power banks.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I got.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: That's from Adam. Thank you, Adam form. Yeah, that'd be
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: my lug. We go to like help somebody out and
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: destroy car and destroying your car. I felt so bad. Yeah,
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: I told some guy. I'm like, yeah, man, I at
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: the time, I had a prese. I was like I
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: can't do it, man. Yeah, sorry, Dog Wood, Greg Menace,
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Gina grad, we got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: send us a text over to two to nine eight seven. Uh.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: I thought about two things at once, you know, sorry.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Man, what Yeah, So I did something for the very
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: first time yesterday I'd never done before, and that is
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: I went to a dermatologist because for the longest time,
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: and I'll tell you why, I thought how Greg thought
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: all domestic house cats were female.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: I thought the dermato just for women, just.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: A place that chicks went or dudes who wanted botox.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Because every time my wife says, oh, I have a
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: dermatologist pointment. She's going there either for a facial or
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: for like the botox.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Stuff that's more of a cosmotolgic.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: Medi spot, but she she just calls it the dermatologists.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, right, yeah, she goes to one of those uh yes,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: what's the stuff where her face turns really red?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: And no, no, not like that.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Peel, Yeah it's peel. There we go anyway, So I
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: just always assume and then they go, well, what do
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: you think people do when they have like a mole
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: or something and we just go to the doctor.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: I was an idiot skin doctor. You know again, that's
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: kind of dumb, right, that's pretty dumb. I mean I
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: was gonna ask you what color dress you wore when
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: you went there?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: Suspicious man?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: No, Well, what the reason I went is because while
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: I was visiting my mom. I had this crazy like
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: you know, like razor burn looks like like the bumps
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: that my bump. My whole neck was like covered in
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: these like lil with the little white heads on them
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: and stuff. It was disgusting. And then it started going
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: down like on my chest to my shoulders, and so
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: I called one of those doctors you can just like
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: call up what it called doctors. I go, dude, what
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: the hell is going on? He goes, I think you
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: have filickulitis again, which you've had, yeah, eighteen years ago.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: That was from aggressively shaving my Johnson.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: Were you aggressively shaving your neck?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: No, it's just my typical where I go and I
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: get my my straight razor shave and stuff like that,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: and they go, yeah, it can happen.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Have you been in a hot tub? I go, no, no,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: hot tub? Oh wait?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: So I never really understood what hair pleculitis the follicle filixo.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: There's like an actual like infection. Yeah, but it's like from.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: A like a germ or something with bacteria.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: Did they use like a dirty razor?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: No? And I'm not quite sure. I can't pin it
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: on them. Obviously, I've been there so many times.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: With them or do you shape by yourself in between?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: Very rarely because I go every week.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: I got that membership and I go and it's like,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: my it's my little joy. I give myself, you know,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: for yourself.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: Girl.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't had a and it's not like it's
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: it's super common.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: You know. They give you an antibiotic, and they give
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: you like an antibiotic kind of like a gelm.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: They just kind of, you know whatever. I can tell
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: you some pictures. It was crazy.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: I kind of want to see it.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was nuts, anyway I do. So my doctor's like, well,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: if you want, he goes, I can get you with
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: the dermatologist. They can just kind of take a look
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: at it and you know, just whatever. And I go,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: you know what, not a bad idea. I've never been
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: to a dermatologist. I keep here like Greg's talking about
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: the one he went to and he spread his butt
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: cheeks open and stuff and they have to I'm like,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: it's probably a good idea. I'm about to turn fifty
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: this year. It mapped out, let's get a little map going.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: There's no map, dude, like they've looked over they go, dude,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: you're actually in really good shape. You don't really have
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: any You really don't have any moles at all. Wow,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: I have a couple wreckles like here or there they go. Yeah,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: I could kind of tell like a you know, like
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: maybe a little bit of sun up here by your ears,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: because but there's nothing that even like these, there's there's
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: nothing to even keep an eye on them.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: Like great, I'm the polar opposite. I got three biopsies
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: coming up, and they said, the left side of my
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: face is quote pre cancerous. I don't really know what
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: that means. My whole entire body is questionable.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: What does Greg have cancer of the left side of
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: the base by.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: The left side of your Were you a trucker or something?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Do you ever see this truck?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: It is from driving.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 10: Get more sun on this yep.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: But we've all been driving, Like why wouldn't we all
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: have that same?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: They also told me, And I don't know if this
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: is one hundred percent true, but basically, whatever you did
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: up until you turn twenty sticks with you for the
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: rest of your life. So did I wear sunscreen never
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: once in my life?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: All the time?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Exactly?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: It got sunburned all the time, stayed out in the
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: sun all the time, never use sunscreen, so that kind
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: of stays with you for life.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: I feel I really looked out.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Remember there was like how many years minutes before you
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: would go between dentist visits.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: It was crazy.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: Oh it's like ten years, ten years, and he went
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: and there was like nothing.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: No cavities because you guys are like, oh, you're gonna
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: have crazy cavities.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Well, because his breath was disastrous for a while there,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: and he's figured all that out with what was your
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: big thing?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: The their breath? The breath you can find out any story.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you. We could tell it that ish works.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: You know where I got the nickname Bodega breath because
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: it was like and they we're like, dude, you gotta
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: go to the dens. You've gotta be something funky going
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: on in there, shout out the breath.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: I don't know if you've seen this on the package menace,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: but I picked up one of those bottles and I
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: read the back just to see what it said. And
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: the guy's like, I did I invented this? Because my
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: daughter had such bad breath. I'm like, why are you
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: putting her out there?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: Like? You know, she's gonna whatever he makes from it.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: So you know, I love talking about Walmart. They made
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: a knockoff, knockoff version because the fair breath is actually
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: pretty expensive. Yeah, they have one now that even shouts
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: out their breath on the label at Walmart, and it's
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: like half the.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: Like compared to Yeah.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, I went in there and this and
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: you're good flaming homosexual took a look at everything.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: Did he look at he was great?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to get in there.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Did you look at the butt?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: No? You know what, he didn't. I can promise you
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: no son's ever hit it.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: You know what.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: That's actually a question I was thinking about on your
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: like crazy camp camping survival school. Did he ever give
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: you sunscreen?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, were in the middle of winters and we were
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: covered half the tone.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: I did learn that when Bob Marley died of cancer,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: they've had found a questionable mole under one of his toenails. Really,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: they told him we need to amputate this toe because
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: it's cancer. He said no, and it spread.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Dude, this is what happened to one the pool guy.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 13: J Yes, this guy that Gina and I know, he
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 13: has like a pool cleaner, pool dude, pool doctor, pool doctor,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 13: and uh, they had to This is the guy I
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 13: told you about it. Yes, because the same same thing
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 13: under the toe nail.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why my dermatologist is so awesome. Checks your toes,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: the bottoms of your feet, inside of your butt.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: So I don't I don't have to go back. They said, yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: the follickulis looks like it's a it's clearing up. Let's
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: know if you have any other issues from there, but
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: you can do a follow up in like another year
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: or so, or if something comes upes. No, no, So
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: I totally looked up For a guy who's never used sunscreen, Wow,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: I can't say I never used sunscreen. The only time
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: I will use it is on our trip to Mexico
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: every year because I'm in the water the entire day.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: You have to, I don't.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: I don't reapply as much as I should, but I'm
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: still using it. But like in any other context, I've
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: never so I feel like I've really Oh, I like
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: I've really lucked out.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: And your blood panels are perfect like what he.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Doesn't make any It doesn't make you know why because
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: everything else sucks so hard. There's a couple of things.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: I've really looked at a certain thing. Bless a certain thing.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: So I said, I had two thoughts. Number one, you
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: went to the rum tops the first time? Yeah, Second thing,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: It's an irrational like annoyance. I hate when you're at
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: a place and you know you have to sign for
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: something and they have the little collection of pens that
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: sits on the counter and they have little roses on
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: the end of them.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: I hate that.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: But is it that big a deal somebody walks off
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: with your pen? Pens are like four cents, you know
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Like, what the name of your business?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: It's a big stupid Then you know it's even funnier.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: I don't think i've maybe because I wasn't paying attention.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: I walked into the building this morning, and what do
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: we have in our lobby at the front desk here
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: at the radio station a pen with the stupid rose
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: on the end of it. It's right there, right now,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: you can see. I'm like, so it doesn't it doesn't.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Just before you start texting over like, oh, what is
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: so triggered with? No, it doesn't make me angry. It
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: doesn't make it I just look at it. I go, God,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: here's the thing.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: I judge it. I don't get angry. I don't get
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: It's just like one of the things like are we obsuree?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Or something like how stupid?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Are we really worried about it? Like a pen walking
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: off so hard that we're willing to go through all
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: this effort to get like flower pens oh loom.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: I also hate it when people don't click them closed.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: Like the cloth more Woody shows, next the.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: And now back to the Woody Show and going right
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: into the trending news headlines.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: Well, the Artemists two crew is set for the most
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: dangerous part of their mission today, and that would be
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: their return to Earth. So this is the end of
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: their historic ten day journey. But the biggest danger for
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: the crew is the re entry into Earth's atmosphere because
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: as the crew enters the Earth's atmosphere, they'll be traveling
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: at more than thirty times the speed of sound, and.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: That comes twenty four thousand miles an hour or something
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: like that. It has to hit the Earth's atmosphere at
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: a particular angle in order to make the whole thing
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: work no thank you. In order to slow it down
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: to a speed that will be appropriate for the pair
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: of shoot. Yeah, which then they then splash down.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: And here's another little wrinkle. The heat exactly, it causes
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: violent compression of air molecules that means the outside of
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: the capsule could reach more than five thousand degrees.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the one part that I'm really interested in.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: I want the rocket ship like takeoff experience. I want
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: to experience weightlessness for twenty four hours, and then I
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: want to experience the return through Earth's atmosphere where you
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: see the fire outside the windows.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pretty sweet.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: That those are the three parts about space travel I'm
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: the most interested in.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: No, I get that.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: I wonder if du mesh like burning metal. That's the
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: worst smell.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: Who cares?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: The mission managers say they're pretty confident that everything will
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: be fine, and the crew is expected to make splash
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: down at eight o seven pm Eastern off the coast
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: of San Diego. It's gonna be live stream, so definitely
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: check that out.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: I couldn't wait to use a regular toilet though, Yeah,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: that would be a nightmare, not just face.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: Broken suction toilet. Well, the straight of Horror Moves is back.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: To being opened to all ships, But that does I
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: mean everything's going smoothly because reports came out that Iran
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: was actually charging a toll for ships to cross through
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: that straight and the US ain't happy about that. They're
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: calling that to stop asap.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently the toll they were saying is like one
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: dollar per barrel, so that a toll for one ship
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: was two million dollars.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: Only a dollar per barrel.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Goes, that's it.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: The US and Iran are supposed to meet and Pakistan
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: tomorrow to start working on peace talks, with Vice President
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: jd Vance leading that. And meanwhile, it was announced that
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: Israel and Lebanon will meet in DC next week to
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: discuss their own peace treaty. And the Department of Justice
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: is looking into the NFL's TV deal to see if
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: they're unfair to fans and other companies. The concern is
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: that the games are spread across a bunch of different platforms,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: which forces people to pay for multiple subscriptions so they
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: can see everything.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it would require ten subscriptions this season this
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: coming season to watch all of the games. You would
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: need Let's see Netflix, Crime Video, NFL networ work, NBC, Fox, CBS, ESPN,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Paramount Plus, YouTube TV, and NFL Sunday Ticket. You need
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: to be able to see all the game if you
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: wanted the access to all the games.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's how much that would run you per
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: season for all of those.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know how much Sunday Ticket is, So
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: how much is that between all that stuff? Well, because
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: it's usually broken up into like three different payments, like
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: different Okay, yeah, I want to I want to say
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: it's like five hundred bucks, at least five hundred.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: Well, then that's a deal because this would be between
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: seven hundred and one thousand dollars per season. Some critics
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: say that's insanely expensive, too expensive for the average fan,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: but of course the NFL is pushing back saying their
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: system is actually one of the most fan friendly guys. So,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: you know, f Off and Sunday.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: Ticket, it's between between two hundred It depends on what
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: you want to get, but like it's between two hundred
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: and forty bucks and four hundred and eighty.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: So the first time I had it, I got it
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: for free just for signing up for the table that particular.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Year, that minute that was even cabled. You know, because
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: it was a Direct TV exclusive. That's how Direct TV
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: got people. That's how they got me. Sorry, that's how
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: they got yeah, because I was like, you had to
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: go there. It's like YouTube TV you had to have
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: you know, you got to sign up through YouTube TV
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: if you wanted it. You don't have to have YouTube TV.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: By the way, you don't have to sign up for
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: the whole YouTube TV thing. You could just buy Sunday
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: ticket on YouTube TV by itself. You just have to
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: watch it through YouTube.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: Well, that is not as good as what my dad
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: used to do. We had a living room and then
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: a bedroom and he would sit in a swivel chair
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: in the hallway and have one TV playing one game.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a bootleg box.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Did you ever know somebody growing up, like before direct
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: TV and all that stuff that had a giant satellite dish.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my step grandfather he had a big one in
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: the backyard. Yeah, ground blood sign in the backyard.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: We whipped it down in the backyard.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And you could get likes from like other countries
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: and so yeah.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: Because it was like a I mean you attached to
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: your house, you had to have like a like a
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: cement pad that was mounted to and the whole thing,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: like from inside the house you dialed into whatever. Every
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: time you wanted to change the channel, the whole satellite
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: would go. It would move around.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: One of those schools that I went to, that's how
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: they had any TV covers because it was out in
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: the middle of effing nowhere.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: That makes sense.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: And yeah, it was this big, huge, Yeah.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: We didn't know anyone that cool.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: Well, after day one of the Masters, we have a
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: tie at the top of the leaderboard. Defending champ Roy
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: McElroy started off strong, finishing with three birdies on the
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: front nine and adding another three on the back nine
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: to finish five under for the day and in the lead.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: He's tied with Sam Burns, who hit an eagle on
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: the second hole and added four birdies the rest of
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: the way, also finishing five under. The odds of the
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: tournament this is a thing as an adult, I still
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: don't understand by the way odds, But the odds of
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: the tournament have also shifted, with Burns now being the
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: fourth favorite at plus twelve hundred and macelroy now having
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: the best odds at plus two seventy. Everybody else, Yeah,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: totally that day two of the tournament has already started
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: and we have Burns and McRoy their teeing off later
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: this morning.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: Look there we go, all right, thank you very much, Gina,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: grat it Soche sports with the gee Sheriff Curst hand
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: as he's been doing on all this week, sitting in
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: for a Jeff g who has been out of the
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: country with his family.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: We got dumbass Tyler with your sports.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 9: Well, the NHL season is winding down and the Kings
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 9: are holding on for dear life to the last playoff
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 9: spot in the West. Adrian Campaign did indeed tip it
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 9: in and that was the second goal for him on
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 9: the night in a huge four to one Kings win
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 9: over Vancouver. Up next for them is a matchup tomorrow
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 9: with the Oilers. Over in Anaheim. The Ducks were finally
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 9: able to stop the bleeding.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Switch sides with Troy Terry Don Carlson leans into him
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: long time friend.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 9: That Carlson hat trick helped the Ducks to a six
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 9: to one win over San Jose and snap the sixth
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 9: game losing streak. Hot Next for them is a battle
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 9: with the Canucks on Sunday on the court the Lakers
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 9: took on the Warriors, and they badly needed a win.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 9: Jeeves Lebron actually played last night and pushed his withered
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 9: bones to a near triple double in the Lakers one
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 9: nineteen one to oh three win. The season will be
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 9: wrapped up this weekend with the first game against the
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 9: Suns tonight at seven thirty and then the last game
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 9: against the Jazz on Sunday. The Clippers, meanwhile, will also
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 9: wrap up the season this weekend, first against the Blazers
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 9: tonight at seven, then against the Warriors on Sunday on
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 9: the Diamond. The Angels and Dodgers both start a new
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 9: series this weekend. The Haloes are in Sinsey with first
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 9: pitch at three forty five on Apple TV, and the
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 9: Dodgers are at home to welcome in the Rangers with
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 9: first pitch at seven to ten from the Ravine. Over
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 9: in Gulf Roy McElroy started off well in his master's
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 9: defense and is tied at the top of the leaderboard
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 9: at five hunder par. Sam Burns is also tied for
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 9: the top spot as the pair will do battle for
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 9: the green jacket over the weekend. In the Octagon, Hyuri
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 9: Prohaska and Carlos Olberg will go at it for the
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 9: light heavyweight title at UFC three two twenty seven in Miami.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 9: The experts have Prohshco winning and he is the favorite
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 9: at minus one twenty two. And in NASCAR, the boys
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 9: get back at it with the Food City five hundred
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 9: at Bristol Motor Speedway in Bristol, Tennessee. Speaking of Tennessee,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 9: you sea, Bass, I'm doing the sports and I'll deliver
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  Speaker 9: it anyway. I damn well please m I s Tyler
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  Speaker 9: And that's you're so cow sports, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Dumb show. All right, I'm all
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  Speaker 2: like out of sorts, hey with the with the Masters Golf.
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  Speaker 2: I like top golf. I like stuff like that, like
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: top golf, super fun, mini golf, But dude, watching actual
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: golf is so boring. And then actually going golfing, I think,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: like when you're actually playing boring.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's why people.
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  Speaker 5: Do business meetings and stuff while they're gone all.
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  Speaker 4: Regular golf once it was okay, the top golf once
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  Speaker 4: loved it.
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  Speaker 2: It's so fine. So anyway, and I know a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people love it different different strokes, yeah, different folks.
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  Speaker 2: But with the Masters, if you go I mean it.
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  Speaker 2: It's they got what around forty thousand fans that go
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: to Augusta National. The tickets are awarded through a lottery system, right,
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  Speaker 2: and the numbers they're not like officially released for the event,
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  Speaker 2: but the people who get to go, and they estimates
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  Speaker 2: about forty thousand. Those people who get to go, they
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  Speaker 2: have to follow all these rules, Like there's a really
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  Speaker 2: strict dress code, which you know I hate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, you'd be out.
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  Speaker 2: It says attendees aren't allowed to wear golf shoes with
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: metal spikes or footwear with pointed heels in order to
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: maintain the grounds. Okay, that I understands. Yeah, you're not
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: going to play backwards. Baseball caps are considered a rude
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: violation of etiquette, going barefoot as bands, along with wearing
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  Speaker 2: shorts no shorts really no denim, untucked shirts and five
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  Speaker 2: pocket pants no five pocket pants, get no untucked shirts.
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  Speaker 5: So you're supposed to wear like a polo and lung pants,
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  Speaker 5: all right, and you're.
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  Speaker 1: Like slack dos.
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  Speaker 2: Clear bags aren't required like they are at the you know,
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  Speaker 2: most stadiums and arenas. They look so you can carry backpacks,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: purses and bags, but they can't be any bigger than
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  Speaker 2: ten inches by ten inches by twelve inches.
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  Speaker 5: That's a good sized backpack.
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  Speaker 2: Outside food and drink isn't allowed. Okay, yeah, I think
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of cheese people.
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  Speaker 5: But like you think about like when you're when you're
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: in the NBA and you're doing a free throw and
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: instead of being quiet, everyone's like yes, And then you
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: think of like tennis or golf, and it is silent
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: and you get so much trouble for talking.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: Check it out.
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  Speaker 2: The Masters is known for their cheap concessions. They have
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: this one dollar and fifty cent pimento cheese sandwich like Costco.
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  Speaker 2: And if you bought one of everything on the menu,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: want of everything on the menu? H it would cost
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  Speaker 2: you seventy seven bucks.
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  Speaker 4: That's cool, that's bad.
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  Speaker 5: The drinks free flowing, so people get all dish fish.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: I want to This one course in Dallas called Barde.
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  Speaker 1: It's like super fancy and even on a media day,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: you you have to go buy the dress code. So
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: I had to buy like clothes that day. I didn't
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: even know what to wear. And the thing is with
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: the with golf, I get invited a lot to go
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  Speaker 1: play golf, but I'm so afraid to do it because
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna look like an ass. And that day they
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: were inviting people to play with this guy named Bryson d. Chambeau,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm not going to play in front
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: of a professional golfer.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Some other rules for the Masters, flags, banners and signs. No, no,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: I can't do that. Music and yelling not cool, dude.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: I saw this.
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  Speaker 2: Video where these guys were going around. Uh, like, golf
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  Speaker 2: is not something like especially if you're playing recreationally. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think you should be like ticketing it that serious,
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  Speaker 2: like the guys you see the hardcore like serious bowlers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, come on like a little notepadent earything.
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  Speaker 2: Well, so these guys are going around and it is
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: a dick move, but they had those air horns and
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: so waiting for right before somebody was like, they're on
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: their backs.
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  Speaker 5: You can't do that.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: These old men are like running after room and stuff,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: getting like really mad and the masters. Cell phones and
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  Speaker 2: cameras are banned. Yeah, use phones, selfie sticks or even
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  Speaker 2: smart watches and fitness trackers used for phone calls, emails,
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  Speaker 2: text messages, other photo but can't have them.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: Are the meta glasses. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: There are also rules about chairs, so you can bring
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  Speaker 2: chairs or tools, but they have to be collapsable, have
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: no arms, let's see.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: And then yeah, don't even don't even think about taking anything.
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  Speaker 2: So nothing from the grounds like signs, golf balls, flags, sand, nothing.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: One guy tried to, I guess, fill up a cup
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  Speaker 2: with sand from the course and he was He was
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  Speaker 2: arrested and the whole thing ended up costing him like
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: twenty grand.
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  Speaker 5: To take this sand home.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you have to tell people don't take stuff
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  Speaker 4: from the course because.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: That's where we are.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be like grabbing like parts of the turf of
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  Speaker 1: grass and.
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  Speaker 2: What are you gonna do with them?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no retail value.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: That's what was cool about F one. After the race
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: is over, they let people go onto the track and
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: like rip down all the signs and take them home.
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  Speaker 12: It helps them, all right, welcome back, dude.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: Bitches be crazy.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: So keep it classy, ladies. This moment took place at
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: a funeral. Two women got into a fight over the
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: person in the coffin. Yeah, both of them had shown
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: up to the funeral, but what they didn't know is
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: that they were apparently both dating the dead guy. I
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: know you love it, Zammy, but you can see where
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: that would suck for most people, you know.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and there's nothing he can do about it, got.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: Away with it.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: One of the women was at the coffin saying her
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: goodbyes and said, love, I'm going to miss you. And
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: that's when the other woman like huh, and she jumped
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: up from her seat and asked the grieving woman, who
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: are you? And that's when all hell broke loose, and
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: both women just started like punching each other right next
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: to the confince. Things got so heated that they almost
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: knocked the lid off the thing.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: A few other.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: People had to jump in and they were able to
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: separate these two crazies and call the cops. The whole thing,
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: of course caught on video. It's on it's on social media.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: They got played by the dead guy. Why are they
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: beating each other right now?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: We are high? He's dead, right?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: His fault?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, medicine you had like some some crazy chicken counter was.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: The didn't so?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: I found out later what happened. So I go into
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: our Oh so you didn't see this yourself? I thought
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: you saw it?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: No, No, no. So I I walk into the Target
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: by the radio station and it looks empty, like nothing's inside.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: I go, is this place going out business? Are they remodeling?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: What is what is happening? And I tried to ask
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: the workers. I'm like, are you guys going out business?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: They go, oh, we don't know what's happening. So I
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: go to my other place, Walmart next door, and I go, guys.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: I've been keeping solid track.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: I go, guys, uh is the Target going out business?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: They're like, no, some chick walked in there a couple
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: of days ago and she lit the place on fire.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: So she lit all the bedding on fire and caused
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: millions of dollars of damage and almost burnt the entire
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: place down, and so they had to clear out.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: Like like a former employee. But she was crazy, no, no, no,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: she just ran off and hit in the hotel. But
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: the cops found her and and then they had to
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: clear out everything because I had all this smoke damage
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: on all the items.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: Nuts. But they don't know why she just like just
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: lit the target on fire.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: She's totally saying it's insane.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: So I was like, I was sad for a minute
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: because I go well, I want this target. I need it.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: And I thought I was going out business, but no.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: To if only, if only there was another one. Oh yeah,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: and there was another crazy person. This is a dude though,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: fifty five year old guy Florida. He's a driving, swerved,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: hit some traffic cones. But all this happened in front
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: of a cop. So cop pulls them over, you know,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: for reckless driving.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: When they get the guy that he's outside of the
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: truck and he's wearing nothing but a construction hard hat,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: hut anything else, and he starts dancing.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's now, he's dancing the music, and so the.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: Cops are trying to put the cuffs on him right
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: now for all the stuff, public nudity, reckless driving, all
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: this stuff, and he was just having a good time.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: He was still trying to smoke weed from a pipe
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: as he's being like, they're trying to handcuff him.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: And stuffs commitment.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they gave me, they gave him the breath of lizer.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: Failed that so hit with just a whole bunch of charges.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: Now that's a that's a good time.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, I admire the public unity part, the confidence,
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: you know, Yeah sure.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'll going back to the target thing real quick.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: So I went to another target and I tried to
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: bring up like how the other one was like almost
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: burnt down, and then employee when they knew about it,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: but they want to talk about it. So I guess
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: there's like, you know, some company wide email that goes
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: out and say don't talk.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: And talk about that it burned that that.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: This drama happened. And I've had that like happen to
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: me before when I go to a target and I
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: try to ask them like insider questions and they won't talk.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: They always pretend they're like dumb. Yeah, like oh no,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: don't know what's going on.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: Give me all your insider info on the on the
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: funeral fight three two three texting over same thing happened
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: at my grandpa's funeral. We showed up and then another
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: family showed up and my aunts got in a fight.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: I was like ten years old, dude, that's crazy.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: Grandpa was good.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, those secret life people.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Their dads always have like another family in Mexico.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah eight seven seven forty four. What he send your
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: text over to? Two to nine eight seven? Got some more?
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: What do you show for you?
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: Next text?
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: Uh, says two yeah, two one three.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: Poor men is so supportive about the flying and the
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: golf card. It doesn't get a right ta Menas. This
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: is no, No, Menace is leaving directly from Fullerton to
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: go to Coachella. Yeah, so like.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: He's I mean, if you want to drop me off,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: the Thermal Airport is right by the festival.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: Right, So like he he's got to have his car
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: there at Fullerton so that he can go to Coachella
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: right after.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: But I also I think the airspace is so crazy,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: like you have to make an appointment.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: Just like is that right?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, we didn't his car in the plane like the.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, like a banner, yeah, like you might do
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: it like you might do with the banner, right.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, dude, I'm.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: Telling you like I figured, like when I started on
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: this whole thing that of everybody who works on the show,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: I figured like I'd probably end up flying with Menace
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: the most. Yeah, I mean everybody. I don't think there's
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: like been he wants me. What's that place you want
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: me to fly to? With the stakes?
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: He's mentioned that almost as much as Walmart. But you
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: said that's too crazy because there's like no.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: One manning the but there's a lot of untowered airports. Yea, yeah,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: but yeah, sometimes those are kind of a free for all.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: Not a free for all, but like people aren't doing
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: what they're supposed to do when you find it in
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: and out of those Yeah.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's another place, San Carlos Airport, uh, San Carlos, California.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: They have a diner there called Sky Kitchen.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's a lot. There's a lot of really cool
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: like airport uh food things like food spots.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, you want to go to one?
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Cammeria right oh yeah, yeah, the Waypoint Cafe.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: That one's good down for But you told us like
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: morning of and.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah we can do do plenty of time, lunch with
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: my parents, you do that, yeah, right exactly. Let's do
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: so many options. I go to take a quick break,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: we'll come back. D uy Q is next. So if
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: you want to play the d uy Q, give us
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: a call eight seven seven forty four woody. So we'll
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: open up the phones for d u y q. This
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: is not for the takeover passes. This is for d
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: uy Q eight seven seven forty four Wooding. We'll do
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: that right after the break.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: Returns right after these.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is and time to play today's dumb ass contests.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: And today's dumb ass contest is the.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: Cue do you i Q se best? Please explain the
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: way the game works, everybody, I ask you a.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 11: Drunk person just the easiest questions in the world, and
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 11: then you played the do you like you not? By
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 11: answering those questions, I'm asking the drunk person idiot. But
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 11: you guess whether that drunk person gets some correct and
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 11: if you can guess two times out of three on
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 11: the drunk person correctly.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: You win, all right, And then we have a medicine
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: Sammy who will give us their guesses. I like to
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: play along. We'll have to play along all the time.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know them either, so don't feel too bad
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: if you're listening. And most of the time I'm right
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: there with you.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: Eight seven seven four Woodie, Let's say hi to Alex.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, what's up Alex? Alex? Hey, good morning?
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: Will Happy Friday to you? All right, so you're gonna
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: play the duy Q before we get to the questions
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: that actually count. Let's get to know just how with
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: it or not with it? This person is, who do
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: we have here sea Bass.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: This is Andy.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 11: Found him out at a beer festival. So he's nice
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 11: and fueled up, all right, and as andy as you
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 11: do at beer festivals.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: He meets friends just wandering around all right.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: Here is Andy Dan, Hello beer?
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: How many as hella? Andre? Like seven? Seventeen or nineteen?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, sir, is this your friend?
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: We're brothers right now? My fright now?
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: Andy, What are you gonna do after the beer festival?
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: Named Andy? My name is Andy, like toy story, my
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: name is Drew brother. Oh yeah, brother, What are you
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: gonna do Andy? Now that you're done with the beer festival?
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna a bitch.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Nice? Yeah, bro, I say you really got Drew with
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go home to my wife, who's also
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: probably a bit you know, yes, I thought they were
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: about to hold up for a minute, make friends.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: What's your name?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: All right? A?
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: So Alex?
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: That is Andy, And you have to guess whether he's
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: going to get these answers right, yes or no. You
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: don't have to come up with the answer yourself, just
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: yes or no. Well, and you know, and if you
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: can do that, you're gonna be the winner on the
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: d U i Q question number one.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: Limey's is a nickname for what people?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, Limey's just a nickname for what.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: Peoplemey, Mimey's, Bony's. Oh Limey, Yeah, like limeys.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: I thought you only said lime disease. Uh whimy. You
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: know I'm not confident.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: Wait, I'm surprised.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: Well, no, I I have I have a guess. I
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: get I'm not confident. My confidence is it's fifty to fifty. Yeah,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: fifty to fifty, al right, medicine, Samuel Wright, and there's down.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: Do we think that Andy's gonna know this? I'm gonna
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: say no, uh no to Andy. Does he get to
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: ask his new friend.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: For help life?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 11: Technically no lifelines are allowed in the U i Q.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 11: Because that's that's that's by the way, that makes my
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 11: that's the hardest thing in my job is keeping.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: The yelling right right, No, you're not no, you're not helping,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: You're there, all right. I will say no for Andy guesses,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: I say triple no, triple no.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know why. I have a little bit of
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 4: confidence in Sammy, but I'm gonna say triple no. And
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: I bet I can guess what menace is gonna say,
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 4: but triple no.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: Look over this way, Sammy. No, I'm trying to I'm
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: trying to gauge by body language.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 10: Do I look smart?
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: Right now?
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: Put me down for it?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: Put me down for a triple no, triple no. I
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: think there's going to be at least one if I'm wrong.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be at least another person who
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: guesses the same thing I do. It's yeah, okay, menace?
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: What do you think?
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: Or no?
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: Way no, Sammy? All right, what do you think, Alex?
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: Do you think Andy gets it? I'm gonna say no,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: all right? Question number one?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: Do U? I Q? Why is a nickname for what
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: people menace?
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: Is it Irish people? That's my guess? Mm hmm, what's
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: your answer?
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 10: Lebanese?
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah no, but I thought just like maybe for some
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: reason there it sounds similar and kind of just a
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: it's a.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: Different kind of but it's the mass was very mad,
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: super close Scottish.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: In that. Because I said that was my guest Irish.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 4: I thought you'd say Australian or.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: Something, limey bastard, I don't know, And it sounds like
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: you guys are blimey Limerick.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: You want to say at the same time, Greg one
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 5: two three resh.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: Or smart?
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: Are they called yes because of the whole scurvy thing, right, yeah,
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: because they had to prevent.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: What you guys said was an educated guest.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 4: It was just wrong.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the first thing, because I'm thinking, like, so it's
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: like apostrophe s is what we're talking about, limeys.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: One person would be.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: A limey and that's plural limeies.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: So I just I've never heard it before and I
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: completely misinterpreted you even. Did you hear Lebanese?
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: I didn't, but but I thought it was like a
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: type of person like that already, right, like how lemon person?
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: Like, So here's the thing. You have heard that term before,
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: guaranteed in your life you've never absorbed it.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: But you've heard it. I have. I've heard the term.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: You know, if you're asking me who it applies to,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: I would I would have said, Irish. Is it a slur?
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 5: And if so, how much?
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 5: I don't think they like it, Like.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like I used to call it a
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: Marin word.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: Then I don't know.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: I think it's as much as a slur as calling
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: an American a Yankee. Oh, we don't care who.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 5: Alright, that's not all right?
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: Well, uh see question number one for the d y Q.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: Alex said that Andy would not get this. Let's see
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: if he gets his first point.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: Blimey's is a nickname for what people blameise Jarmoni. I
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: don't know what do you like about Germany beer? I'm
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: gonna be in october Fest type coming up soon? Hell yeah,
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: types very soon right around the corner.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just almost there.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: It's coming up soon type s soon soon esque.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: All right, well, Alex, congratulations, you are on the board.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: You got your first point here on this round of
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: the d u i Q. All right, Question number.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: Two, what is the highest position Grover Cleveland?
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 4: Hell?
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: What do you mean position? Okay, you know what in
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: in in whatever field or area of that person's expertise,
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: what is the highest position they were awarded?
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, you know, whatever.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: Area that that person I think excelled.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah right, yes, okay, okay, And you can't say, like
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 11: mom or DADU is like that's that's really the highest.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: Number one job?
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'll say no for Andy, No for Andy.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at Sammy. No. Her face screams nope, and then.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: Manas, Yeah, there's a reason, now give any clue?
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, triple Now, I'm gonna do the opposite of
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: no to Andy. I'm confident with that.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 4: I'm saying yes to Sammy.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: And are you high?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 4: I know, I don't think we've ever had any sniffing glue.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna split the difference. No to Andy, Yes to Sammy.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, uh, medicine, Sammy. Do you think that Andy's gonna
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: get this?
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 12: Now?
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: All right, Alex, what do you say?
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with no, all right? Question number two
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: for the d U I Q, what is the highest
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: position Grover Cleveland?
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: Hell menace?
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: Was he a president?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: That's right?
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: President?
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: Sammy?
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 5: President?
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: President?
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: That was my great high wow.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: Ye see all right, yeah, I mean that's because that's
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: why I was like, well, what do you mean, It's
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: just it's I got well, government would be the indu tree,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: I guess, in the highest position within the industry, would
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: you know? And the reason government would be president.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 11: The reason is this this should be top of mind
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 11: is because he was, for a long time the only
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 11: president to serve non consecutive terms until recently.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, who is the other one?
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: Trump?
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: Look at them yeah, they peasy, My apologies, sir, that's okay.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: Was the guy that went longer in war, wasn't even
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: any wheelchair or something. The guy that they he got
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: to be longer than a year? FDR was elected four
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: times Roosevelt. Yeah, it's crazy, that is nuts.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: Question number two, and remind me of Alex. You said
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: you said no, he wouldn't get it right, just double checking. Yeah, no.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: Question number two d u i Q.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: What is the highest position Grover Cleveland? Hell Wolver Cleveland
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: shooting guard? Shooting guard? You've got some help.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 5: I usually don't know.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: I didn't help that.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 5: My guy all that.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: I'll let us like shooting guards? And what team did
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: he play for?
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: That's congratulations.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: You are a winner here on the d u i Q. Congratulations,
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: thank you.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: Stephen Curry replaced him.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hang on one second. We'll get all of
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: your information and that's how you do that. Thank you, Alex.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: Hang on, put him on hold, and we have one
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: more question. Question number three d u i Q.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 8: What Victor Hugo novel has been performers of musicals? It's
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 8: nineteen eighty five.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: Triple now easy, Well, can I hear it again? Yeah?
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 8: What Victor Hugo novel has been performers of musicals. It's
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 8: nineteen eighty five.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: So yes for Gina, and then no for everybody else,
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: including Greg.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: This is like how many year and a dozen? This
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: is so easy? Yeah it is?
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 11: No, this is it is And to me, I say
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 11: this admittedly, this is intentionally an actual sort of sort
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 11: of hard question sorta No, it's.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: No, dude, that's legitimately hard.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 11: Once you get the answer, you will realize that if
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 11: it were on Jeopardy, it would be a two hundred
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 11: dollars question.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 4: Yes, correct on Jeopardy.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: Are that's not like yeah, door okay, money making.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 4: Door play along when it comes? Yeah, alright, I mean
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 4: I have a slightly I think I'm.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 8: Going to go down maybe what Victor Hugo novel has
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 8: been performers of musicals.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: It's nineteen eighty five.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: Victor Hugo nineteen eighty five.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: Now, I mean it's a clue that the musical right,
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: I have a guess. I have a guess.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: There are two possible Now. Wait, when they say Victor Hugo,
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: is that the person who wrote the music?
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: No, that's novel the novel, but.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 5: Music was based on Wait, see, bess what what were
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 5: you going to say?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 11: I'm saying that there is another answer which would be incorrect,
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 11: but you might think of when you thought of this
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 11: person that I don't know.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: Well, that's that's all I can for.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: The for the point of the contest, triple No, I
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: think the only person in this room who will get
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: the answer will be Gina, absolutely, obviously.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 5: I think I think Greg's gonna get it.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 4: You did, all right? Uh?
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: Menace and Sammy will start with you.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: What Victor Hugo novel has been performers of musicals. It's
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: Five Menace, Cats, Cats, Sammy Annie Annie, Greg Gory opera.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: That was my guest, really, yes, okay, because I remember
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: it was by that Andrew Lloyd Webber. Right, he didn't
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 2: write all the music. That's what that was what it
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: was like to be Andrew Lloyd Webber. But yeah, right,
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 2: it's gotta be gotta be right, Yeah, Andrew Lloyd Phantom
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: of the Opera first stage?
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, right around it was eighty six, was first stage. Huh.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: So you were close in the time, right, because.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: I remember my parents were like obsessed with the soundtrack.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: You get in the car.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they put that to oh you do that crap
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: of your steps in? I know, yeah, see, I know
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: the words because Bombard that was massive in the eighties.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 4: So that's all I remember.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: It was the guest running show on at.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: The Winter Garden Theater in New York City because the
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: TV commercials no, because the TV commercial was on all
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: the time during different strokes.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 4: And I know the name Victor Hugo.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 5: But what can I say it?
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: Wait, what's the answer?
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 5: Lame is but here but.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: Here's was like from the eighteen hundred. That's true, it's set.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: That's why the novel novel. Oh, I like, he wrote
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: a novel and then it became here to you.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 11: To answer your earlier question, Gina, and would right just
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 11: hinted dad, he pew people people forget he also wrote
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 11: the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: Well then all right, so I'm back into perspective for me,
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: by the way, thirty years at all right? Question number
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 2: three for d U, I.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 8: Q, what Victor Hugo novel has been performers of musical
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 8: since nineteen eighty five?
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: The Hamilton's What were those old presidents like black?
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 5: I guess all right, well, yeah, Hamilton's all of them.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 2: You can't even goof on them forgetting that one wrong
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 2: because that one's a musical terrible.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: You argue that Hamilton's awful, but like the people, and
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not, I'm not the person to ask because I'm
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: not in the musicals. But everybody else who I know
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: who's into theater and music, they love it.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 5: I will say. When I first heard it was coming
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 5: out and I heard there was like a hip hop historic,
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: I was like, this is the dumbest thing and it's
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 5: gonna flop. And I was wrong.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 11: Here's why, And you guys both hit on the right
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 11: answer there is that theater dorks really think they're clever
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 11: when they do a cappella and hip hop versions of stuff.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 11: And that's why this thing got caught so much wind.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 11: Amongst that worked for dorks and losers who don't have
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 11: a good sense, it was actually.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 5: Interested all America who didn't even have any.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: They were hood waked by you people. You created a
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: giant pr campaign for this Hamilton garbage.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 5: Again, we should people who don't even like theater love Hamilton.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: Now, do you think maybe some of the popularity are
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: people saying that they like it or where because they're
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: too afraid to say they.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: Don't because of the optics. Because the wreck New York
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: crowd got on board with this thing and they wrote
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: it to a wavee hip hop about sounding racist, right,
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: or like you're somehow intolerant.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 5: That's what they're saying about the new Cats on Broadway.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: It's supposed to be like a like a gay like
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 5: rave dance club. And everyone's like, that's great.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: Supposed to the first one, not.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 5: Like the what do they call them, like the ball
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 5: like the like voguing balls or whatever, like.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: All right, what a day dying?
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 4: What a day?
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: Where was there was a oh yeah, Greg, what did
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: to take issue with with something?
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 8: And?
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: Uh, Greg? What is something that you see out on
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: the streets that do absolutely nothing?
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 4: And I got stuck behind one the other day for
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 4: what felt like an eternate and I would like to
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 4: know if anybody's been in one used one worked for
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 4: one street sweepers. They do nothing but swirl around dirt
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 4: and garbage.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: Do they actually clean it?
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 4: Do they clean anything?
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 1: Not to fine clean? Okay, so there's leaves, litter, dirt
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: in the ground.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 4: Or on the sitting on the ground, and yes, I
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: have seen one work. Really, yeah, you're the unicorn. And
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 4: then I was stuck behind it and I see it.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 4: It's swirling, swirling, swilling, and then here's here comes all
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: these garbage and all this leaves and what does it do?
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 4: Flies up into the air and all it doesn't swirl
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: the dirt and leaves around. And dude, I contend that
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: they do nothing.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. The ones that they send on
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 1: the side of the highway, Yeah, they're doing nothing.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: Nothing.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: It's never clean.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 4: I would love to hear from somebody who drives one
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 4: and says, yeah, yeah, it's cleaning up the highway.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 1: My question is do they also have is there like
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 1: a magnet underneath that's picking up you know, screws and cannails.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 4: And I thought that's one thing was a giant vacuum.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: Now you know there is a vacuum.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: Does the vacuum not work ever?
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: Nah? I mean, do you ever see like when they
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: pick up the big piles of leaves on the side
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: of the street, like where people will rake all the
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 2: stuff from their yard and it's aw a big pile
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 2: and they come around those big kind of vacuum trucks
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: and Yeah, the same kind of thing on the back
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: of those, because what the the brushes are doing, it's
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: supposed to be grabbing all the stuff that's up against
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: the curb and kind of sweeping it to the middle of.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 4: The Yeah, it just spins it around and fly so
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 4: it'll it'll.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: Suck it back up into the machine. So I have
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  Speaker 2: seen I have seen them work. I'm not saying it's great.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like, oh my god, the street is so
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  Speaker 1: clean now, like they're power washing.
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  Speaker 4: I was just stuck behind one the other day and
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 4: I was so angry and I had to bring it
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  Speaker 4: back up that they don't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they do this anymore because when I
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: go back home and visit. But Greg, when you and
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  Speaker 1: I lived in San Francisco, they had these guys with
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: like little mini like zambonis that they would push around
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 1: on the main street. I remember that, and that actually
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 1: cleaned it. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Is that kind of the stuff you see you almost
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: like a floor polisher. Yeah, you know, it'll be really
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: fun to drive, Greg. Have you seen them at malls
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: and airports and stuff. It's to basically mop the floors.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the little spinny brush.
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  Speaker 1: It looks kind of like a yeah, it's the same thing,
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 1: but it would you stand on. No, these guys would
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: like push them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the ones I see in the mall, they're like
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: riding them.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably got lazy after the cool It would
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: actually clean the street. I saw one of those. They
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: had it for a parking deck. So you take basically
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: as a big zamboni or well a bigger what mini
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: zamboni down to the parking deck, and it would because
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: parking decks get all gross.
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  Speaker 4: One of those, But the ones on the freeways, in
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 4: the highways, I tell you, anut, dirt swirlers.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: I looked up emptying a street sweeper, and there's garbage
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: that comes out of there.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not saying, but it doesn't do a
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 4: great job, is what you're saying.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 5: Like you said, it more like a leaf blower and
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 5: just blowing this stuff into the air, whirling around.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 1: Get more prisoners out there and just do it by hand.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: Do that.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: That'd be cool.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 4: But I would love to meet somebody who's driven one update.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: Uh, I've been texting with the CEO of the company.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and he has sent an email apparently to
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: the guy who's in charge of just this building, cluster
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: of radio stations, about getting rid of the flower pen, what.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 5: He's doing running the company.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: To address what's funny. He's with his family in Portugal
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: right now. He's taking the time to not only get
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: back to me, but also to then reach out and
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: because you know what his reaction was, and I said,
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: can we make this? Here's the text. Did you see
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: the sea mats at the front desk. I don't know
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: why he's annoyment like.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 11: Those are those like you know, that's for like the
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 11: receptionist at the dentist office exactly, tres a bakery or
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 11: a florist.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: Especially, this place is supposed to be all slick and
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 1: modern and tacky.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: So I sent him a text and said, hey, can
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: we make a rule that we're not allowed to have
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: these tacky ass looking pens? It's so ghetto. His first
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 2: response was yikes.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, he's not a fan.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 5: If you can get sending the CEO to stop what
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 5: he's doing and address this, you might be the most
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 5: powerful person I've ever met.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, like we chat about many things pens. Yeah,
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: we chat about many things.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: Mark.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: He also flies, so that's that's one thing we talk
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: about a lot, but this needed to be prioritized.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 1: Well, Mark Cuban, he's very hands on. You bring him up,
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 1: but he's he's super hands on, Like he'll answer emails
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: from anybody. Anybody.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 9: That's what.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: You could send Mark Cuban an email.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 1: I'll try it, yeah and.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: Love him if it's thoughtful and you know, not just
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: hey Mark, No, but we had somebody in our office
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: that send him an email asking about that pharmaceutical thing.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 1: It has purpose. Yeah, well that's what I'm listening to.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 11: All these ceo podcas ass like Bezos and Elon, they
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 11: will spend time like like part of like the Amazon
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 11: trading is you got to spend a day a week
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 11: doing customer service, so you know what the what sucks
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 11: for people? Yeah, undercover boss because because that that's that's
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 11: and you know they call it walking the floor in retail,
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 11: like you got to be out there, know what your
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 11: people are dealing with everybody.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 5: You know what, I put some fake glasses and a
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 5: fake beard on.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 1: And when I when I worked at a startup, everybody,
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 1: no matter what position, even the CEO, you had to
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 1: do a customer service day.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: I astue that with Mike the Showkiller when he was
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: our program director because he would get he was honest
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: about the dumbest things all the time. Oh yeah, I
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: go all right, man here, I want to see how
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: it's done. So tomorrow you're going to host the show.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 4: I'll be it.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: I will be your co host. But like you get
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: to decide what we're doing when we do it, how
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: it's done. All the had that go didn't happen because
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 2: his face.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 11: He would prioritize the stupidest complaints the font, the website.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 2: That we have something posts on the website, and he's
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 2: like sending everybody email I was about what the font was.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, cool, yeah, let me hit up corporate
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: and have the font changed nationally.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 4: Right, the coat?
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: And he was obsessed with naming stuff.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: How was his restaurant doing? By the way, that's fine,
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 1: you know what, the food is really good.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 2: I went there.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: I went there a couple of weeks ago. Whatever that want.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: Would you care to give out the name so people
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 1: can leave it great reviews.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to do that to it. No,
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do that too. No, but he's he's
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 2: doing really what the place is called the Killing The
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: Killer yeah. Well now yeah, now he's the cafe killer
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 2: eighty four Woodie. The day before I saw him, somebody
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 2: quit on him like I get it.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: Oh no, getting.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 2: Text does to nine eight seven sensitivity training for a
• 1:49:47
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• 1:49:53
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• 1:49:56
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• 1:49:58
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