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Sonic the Hedgehog - Chili Weiner Bros vs Niall(s) Per Audra · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Hello, and welcome to Gatesleepers, the pop culture game show that shines a
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  spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games master and evil mechanist shaped like
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  a big egg, Matt Watson. But a games master needs games, and
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  games need players, so please welcome our first team. He is a podcaster
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  and small business owner. You can follow at Studio Munchie on Insta right now
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  to see delicious food and stuff. Not to mention one half of the beef
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  Cheek Brothers. It's Jason, Yes, hello, and he is a podcaster,
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  voice artist and host of Carrying Wayward, a supernatural podcast. And wouldn't
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  you know it's the other half of the beef Cheek Brothers. I really hope
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  they both still want is branding? Yeah, showman, heck yeah, Beauty
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  Brosey. This is a reference from our Adventure Time episodes. Yeah yeah yeah.
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  And just so you're happy with that, you're keeping that, Yeah,
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  adventure Time and these cheeks. Maybe this is something that we share in common,
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  Drew, I don't want to label that on you. We are cheaked
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  up boys, a great well cheeked up boys. Well, okay, we
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  picture team team names so quickly. Oh no, you have no idea.
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  Well, it's it sounds like you're both doing great, So I won't even
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  bother asking how you're both doing. You both sound merry. I'll get straight
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  to it with Sonic. Jason, you are you're a fan of Sonic.
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  I was. I think I think I had. It's a lot of emotion
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  and I'm going Sonic kind of falling out. No, but I like when
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  I was, when I was a small latch. I think there's just something
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  about that blue hedgehog that you you love, Just something about spikes and shoes.
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  I don't know, but I really liked Sonic heroes on my PS two
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  and there was a VHS I had where Sonic met Metal Sonic and it was
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  like my first time there's like an archetype and storytelling right where it's like a
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  robot other half and he goes, yeah, I was just beginning to love
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  and then he dies and that was my first introduction to that trope and I
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  love it and it's it's amazing. And that's all I know about sonicesome.
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  For most people it's Bambi, but for you it was robots. Yeah.
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  Is that a thing? Like what you learn about lost and stuff is Yeah,
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  I thought you meant there was like a robot Bambi. Robot Bambi too
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  with Mecca. Bambi tries to shoot and it totally bounces off. That's why
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  I couldn't stand on the ice. It's like those Boston Dynamics robots. I
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  hadn't quite gotten there yet. I'm just picturing that seenim terminator Ornald get shot
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  and it's just like the Red Eye glowing and it reforms good stuff. And
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  Andrew, what about yourself? Are you a fan of Sonic? Were you
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  a fan of Sonic? I was? I feel like I haven't played any
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  of the more recent games. I think I tried when they released that Classics
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  one recently. But I grew up with like a best friend where I had
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  the Nintendo, he had the Sega, So like going to his place was
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  like, we can play Sonic now, and like when Sonic two came out
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  and you can play his tails, and I was like, oh, I
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  get the easy job. Hell yes, yeah, Little Brother Mode essentially the
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  first time they gave us one of those, Yeah yeah. I think for
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  for every five Nintendo households, there was one psych So I think that's the
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  I think that's the market sales. I feel like, looking back at my
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  friend groups, I feel like it's pretty accurate. Yeah. Yeah, he
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  got the games with blood, so of course who was really winning? Well
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  him because he got to play Sonic the Hedgehog Blood Edition, Baby Edition.
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  Why is Megasonic bleeding of all of them? He should be the only one,
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  well beef cheek brothers. Like in any race apart from Marathon's for charity,
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  you'll need some opponents, so please welcome. He is an award winning
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  podcaster, co host of the sex positive dating advice podcast Fuck Buddies, and
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  cast member of the star Finder Actual Play podcast No Quest for the Wicket.
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  It's Nile Spain. Hello, so glad to be back. Thank you for
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  being here, Thank you for coming back. And she is a podcaster who
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  works in stem just like doctor Robotnik. So she's the villain this evening.
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  Get her, it's Stephenson. Then go grab my lab coat, but oh
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  yeah, never take it off. Yeah get yeah. Office is just like
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  a lab coat hanging on like a nice display and then a mustache in Evil
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  break Less. It is my villain era. Yeah that's right, it is
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  indeed, so it's your villain era. This isn't a segway. But are
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  you a fan of Sonic just via osmosis like cultural osmosis. Yes, I'm
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  probably going to need some help. I know there's the Blue Guy and the
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  other ones. The Blue guy nailed it, that's all you need. What
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  do you think his name might be? Name one on the guy? Oh,
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  I know, knuckles and tails. We're winning this. And Robotic is
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  Egghead and there's a generation that gets mad if you call him the other one
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  call him egghead. Yeah, eggs are getting tougher questioning. I'm just feeling
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  instantly called out about getting mad, which I only recently realized I do.
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  So yikes, we're learning things, okay, and Nile, do you think
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  you'll be able to help? What you a Sonic fan? So, I
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  feel like my relationship to Sonic is kind of like weird complex, confusing because
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  arguably a gigantic Sonic fan, but also pop off like I feel like I
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  also amn't one because it's not like I never played like the three D games.
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  I definitely haven't kept up with Sonic, but I was very obsessed with
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  him for at least a significant portion of my childhood, to the point where
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  like every single family member and or family friend was like, oh that kid
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  love Sonic. I give you my son Headhog Sonic the Hedgehog shot class.
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  Even recently, Dane got me a Sonic thing because even he was like,
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  this kid, he likes Sonic. So I just had so many Sonic things.
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  So I feel in one way huge fan and another way, I feel
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  like you're gonna be like, oh, here's a simple question them I'm gonna
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  be like, who is that? No, No, I do get what
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  you're getting at, because that's not really with the best respect to the biggest
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  Sonic fans in the world, there's not a lot of substance to the Sonic
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  fandom. Sonic is more a vibe. Sonic is more like a vibe designed
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  of like eight year old boys to enjoy. He's a rad guy, was
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  and then he is a super red guy. I also feel like there's so
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  many different flavors of Sonics that that's like, yes, I don't know how
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  you keep up with them all, even if you love the guy. Yeah,
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  too much going on. I was about to make a joke saying I
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  like my Sonic flavored black cherry, and then I realized, that's your shadow.
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  They've got one for that awesome. Okay, Shadow, gonna write that
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  down. One with guns. There's now a third thing written. It's his
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  knuckles tails Shadow, Egghead. Oh this is gonna be an excellent course.
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  But before we can get to that, teams, you've arrived at the green
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  hill zone, which is actually more brown than it is green. But that's
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  climate change for you. So we'll fix that, all of climate change.
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  And while we do that, I'd like each pair to come up with a
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  Sonic themed team name. Please, let's start with the Beef Cheek Brothers.
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  I got so busy with other things to say, which we'll get you later.
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  I forgot do you think about team names? But one hit me immediately
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  when we sat down together, and that would be the Speed Cheek Bros.
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  That's amazing. That's amazing because I did write down when you play Sonic Heroes,
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  there's like Team Sonic Team Dark Team, those weirdos in a detective agency
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  team Girl. I was like, this is this kind of stuff, yeah,
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  and I felt like we should be Team beef Cheek, so on the
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  same level. On the level the other one I was trying to do as
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  we were all chatting here, was like, how do I replace beef with
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  chili dog. I was like, are we the chili Wiener Bros? And
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  that's just that? But Sonic doesn't wear pants and he runs really fast.
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  He is probably a chili Wianer bro. I mean, this is fucked,
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  but we're not chill alone. I'm not even gonna say my other names.
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  My other names were way more Sonic related. We could just be the chili
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  Wiener Bross, all right, the chili Wiener Bros. It is to sounds
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  like chis what do you wear wearing chili dogs? Beef cheese one of the
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  very few pieces of Sonic trivia, so let's hope it doesn't come up later
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  in one of the questions. But Chilli Wiena Bros. Is a fantastic and
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  thematic team name. Kind of a riff on the beef Cheek Brothers as well.
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  We'll say that the beef Wienas. There'll be franks. Yeah, yeah,
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  how many times are you going to say beef? I don't know,
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  Beef's a funny word. Okay, let's move on over to Audra and Nile.
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  Do you have any ideas for Sonic themed team names? I'm leave in
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  your why want to hear yours? First, I had really basic ones,
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  like going off the character names like and just doing alliteration. So Tales,
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  Titans, Sonic Speedsters because the episode you were on was also fast and Furious,
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  and so referencing speed felt I was gonna say relevant, I only get
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  on the fast episodes at need we over a certain mph and they're like,
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  I gotta get him on. If Sonic had fur it would fast and furioust
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  but but that then's not for then spikes. But if you so, you
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  could be a Furree and the like. The Furrey and Sonic fandom crossover,
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  to my knowledge, is basically a circle. Yeah, it's the circle.
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  So I don't remember if you remember. I don't know if you remember my
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  nightmare name from the last time I was on it, which was it was
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  a pun on a pun. Yeah, door. It still wasn't funny.
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  It was it was quarter quarter Nile Audra time because it was I lived my
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  life a quarter mile at a time. So don't worry. I've come with
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  an equally inscrutable, if not worse name, which is and I hope this
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  also isn't Trivia from later But do you know tails tails real name Audre.
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  I have a guess, okay, rich have a guest, Richard Bald.
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  It is Richard, so we're gonna be no. So his name is Miles
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  Prower, which I guess is meant to be a miles per hour pun.
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  But I'm hitting you with Miles Prodra. Okay, I'm gonna say it's right
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  there, Niles Prodra, Niles Prodra. I also do have the Chaotics Crew
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  because I feel like we're gonna be chaotic, and that's one of the sonic
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  teams, or Professor win to Boor because kin to Bor was robotic sold name
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  and we're gonna win. I'm a woman in stem Yeah, exactly, of
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  course, so that always that feels right, and it'll be a lot easier
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  to say than Miles Prodra's Niles per Audra. I think it's just great to
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  Niles Perl is fantastic. If if you don't choose anything else, I've got
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  to shout that out as that is some excellent Well it's bad wordplay, but
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  it's also I like that. My hallmark is apparently just inscrewable garbage work.
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  Were very here for that. Yeah, two teams with really weird background stories
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  their names. Well, it's gonna be a Niche episode. Guys, it's
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  gonna be a Niche incredible. Do you do we have a preference? Are
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  we settled on? You're going for Nile's Perodra? I think we gotta do
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  it all? Yeah? Hey, can you put it over like per Oh?
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  I can't. I can on this piece of paper. Also in the
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  episode description, Yeah, on the episode, absolutely not, but I'll try
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  my best. I'm not good at formatting. I don't think they'll let you
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  do that, but try. No, you would just break everything, all
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  right. And if you're listening to this and thinking, why are they doing
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  an entire episode about an American drive in fast food, Jane, don't worry.
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  He's Uldra with a little segment we like to call passing knowledge. Sonic
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  the Hedgehog is a video game media franchise and also a cute little blue guy
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  who is also fast. That's important. The first Sonic game was released in
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  nineteen ninety one for the Sega Genesis, so that Sega had a mascot to
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  compete with Mario. The rivalry would be reignited at several Olympic Games. Sonic
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  spends most of his time fighting evil mechanist Doctor Eggman as well as collecting rings
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  and emeralds and guns and frogs and stuff. Sonic has many friends, all
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  cutesy anthropomorphic creatures, so yes, the furries are heavily involved. There's Tails,
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  a yellow fox, Knuckles a red Echidna, and Amy, a pink
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  hedgehog because girl must be boy but pink. There's also Shadow, the hedgehog,
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  Sonic's cool edgy character for kids who don't eat their vegetables. Shut up,
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  mom, I don't like Sonic anymore. I like Shadow now. The
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  franchise has spawned spinoff games, Saturday Morning cartoons, and soon to be three
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  live action but not really if you think about it, movies. The active
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  Sonic fandom loves the colorful characters, focus on friendship and the creation of oc
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  sonic characters, and the passive Sonic fandom is a millennial who drops gotta go
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  fast into a conversation like three or four times a year. Simply put in
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  the world of pop culture, Sonic is iconic. And you know that's true
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  because those two words sound the same. Let's play gate Leapers. Okay,
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  just before we get to today's games, I've asked each player to bring in
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  a muse, something that inspires them or something they love from this particular fandom.
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  Sonic is inspiring to me because the games are about a rainbow of animals
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  teaming up to defeat a power hungry technocraticalarly what bullying elon Musk online looked like
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  until he bought Twitter. Jason will start with you. What's inspiring you from
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  the world of Sonic. Yeah, the first thing I've got, I've got
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  two muses if you allow me. Yeah, of course. The first thing
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  that inspires me about Sonic is I never got into Don't Steal My OC Please,
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  which was like a big thing on the Internet, which is weird because
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  I'm an artist guy and I like like the Sonic design and and and that
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  whole thing, and I liked it as a kid, but I never got
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  into it. So in preparation for this episode, I went, let's try
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  to reclaim that small part of my childhood quote question marked, and I made
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  an OC. Now, people may or may not know that we have a
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  frog as our as our new mascot, unnamed suit to debut. Yeah,
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  yeah, soon debut. But for for those here who have seen it,
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  and I'll put it in the discord. Nice, But there's an O C.
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  Coordination. Need to see that properly in high death. Yeah, and
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  then leapfrog leap frog o CS Yeah, don't steal it, please you guys
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  in the chat in the call right now already tweeted it and claimed it those
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  my own that gives you the rights, that gives you. Uh yeah,
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  I was gonna say those things called NFTs, what do those things? And
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  then my second use, one that really strikes an emotional core of me,
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  is for research. I thought maybe Roger should at least see the newest Sonic
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  movie, Sonic One. Maybe that'll help her. It was a terrible choice
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  on my part because it really has nothing to do with Sonic if you know
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  of the Sonic lore. And Matt quote unquote said this is the most angry
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  I've ever been watching a movie. I did also say in recent history,
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  because I'm being careful with my time lately. Yeah, I know, I'd
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  be good with my I never said no, it's absolutely valid. It was.
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  I probably didn't deliver it well, Uh, it's really hard to tell
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  when you're stoned. But like it was so real, like it was there
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  was so it was so legitimate it was. I was also furious about how
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  bad the movie was it was a film about James Marston. To know that
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  that was it that really really got you that angry. Oh, I mean
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  it was they say that would do it. It was just how little it
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  seemed to have to do with Sonic, and it was just like the beats
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  of an American like Lifetime movie, but also Sonic is there. I felt
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  so bad. That's a great criticism. The second movie weirdly fixes most of
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  that. Maybe I'll enjoy it. Let's try it. Let's let's try it.
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  I really tell you, guess. And then we watched Knuckles together because
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  he got his own series apparently. Yeah, it's yourself. Yeah, but
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  yeah, those are my muses. Spectrums, anger and joy I care enjoy.
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  Yeah, but we we love spectrums. Yeah, that's all fan Maybe,
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  so let's move on over to the other half of the Chili Wien of
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  Bros. Drew what's inspiring you from Sonic? It's one of those things where
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  like, I feel like I have a trend with these when I have the
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  opportunity to bring a voice actor, because so often I connect to them and
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  I find inspiration. So I had to look this up today cause I want
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  to confirm some details and I wowed myself even further. So in the early
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  nineties, they were two Sonic cartoons running simultaneously, one that was very much
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  like a like children's cartoon that had like a lesson at the end, like
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  that kind of cartoon, and one that was a little bit more gritty and
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  like kind of like more of the plot of like taking out on Robonic and
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  like dealing with a villainy And the same guy voices Sonic for both of them,
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  and it is fucking Jilliel White, Steve Rkle One family Matters incredible.
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  And I then was like, you know what, there was another Sonic cartoon
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  several years later that was actually like a musical thing that was really cool and
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  like was even more dark and gritty. Wonder I wondered if he did the
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  voice for that one too. He does the voice of Sonic and both of
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  Sonic's siblings, who are a guy and a girl, So he voices Sonic
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  three different times and three different cartoons in three completely different genres, and then
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  also his sister Sonia and brother Spike, who only exists in that one show.
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  So fucking Juliel White, Steve Cole, hell yeah, market on Sonic
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  yeah, I think he's my Sonic as well. Those are the Sonic cartoons
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  I remember airing on the Saturday Morning It's it is Sonic x one of these
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  cartoons. I no Sonic the one even further after, Okay, no,
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  The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog is one of the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.
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  Sonic Underground was the musical more modern. Forget the other one in the
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  middle that was like the slightly grittier but just like Saturday Morning cartoon style slightly
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  grittier Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog exactly. But yees yeah, absolutely look at
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  him go yeah, good to good to shout out a voice actor and holding
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  down a roll across three seasons. Is that's with the way that studios work
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  and stuff. That's some good, some good stuff. Okay, let's move
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  on over too. It's yeah, I can't read it because I put a
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  slash in the middle of it. If you need to, Niles slash order
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  is what I've got written here because I didn't do good at Mass and Sides.
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  Nile's per ordra. Niles per ordra is that how you're supposed to read
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  fanfic like titles like Sonic Sonic everyone with no one ever did Knuckles Personic and
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  let's let's start things off with the with the Sonic fan in in Nile.
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  What's what's inspiring you from the world of so So it's weird that you guys
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  just mentioned the fanfic that now for me, when I was a child,
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  this is my crowning achievement. I was a big fan of Sonically Comic and
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  you could submit art to Sonically Comic. So I drew Sonic as a Fish
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  and I submitted it and it was put in the comic and I want to
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  watch WHOA And I was It's probably the highlight of my life. And then
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  the watch broke in like a week and I was very depressed as a child,
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  and that's how it all started to go wrong, the beginning of the
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  end. Yeah, So I set like a random text home just being like,
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  do you guys have because I have a bunch of my Sonic comics back
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  in Ireland, and I was like, do you guys have a picture of
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  the thing, because I know it's somewhere. I didn't expect my parents to
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  like pull out all my comics and go through them. They haven't found it
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  yet, but I was I went for a walk because I had like a
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  brief perioden recordings, so I came back and missed all these masters Is it
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  this one? Is it this one? So I feel really bad, but
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  maybe we'll have it by the time this comes out. I'll send it to
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  you. That's amazing. I love the idea that they're currently acting is like
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  archivists for you, like working their way through them or through all the issues,
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  through all that no which the found out The find out a page is
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  usually on page thirty two. If we go, we'll get through faster,
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  we'll get right faster. I also like that, like there are that many
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  drawings of Sonic as a fish they have to check which one is yours.
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  I didn't expect them to like delve into it, so I never said that.
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  So they did just send me a random picture of Sonic from it be
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  like this is this it? There's like no, But I felt really bad
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  being like what do you know? Why would it be that one? So
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  if I get that, I will send it to you. YEA yeah.
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  Do you know if the watch is like something that was mass produced or was
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  it like a oh yeah, it was like a really shitty digital watch.
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  We got to find that watch for you. Now, we gotta find that
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  way. Yeah, if everything will be okay again, maybe maybe that's it
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  it. Maybe I can finally fix my life. That's the missing piece.
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  Oh that is that is peak fandom moment of amuse right there. I love
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  that because Yeah, I mean I used to end up those kinds of competitions
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  all the time in my scenes, where it's like, send off a shitty
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  drawing. I mean, I'm sure yours is good, Nile mine, which
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  is shitty? How dare you talking about my oc sonic fish like that?
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  It's just a character. I can't wait. I really hope we I find
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  it because it's not good. It's so it's so lame that they must have
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  been like, damn, this two year old Drew Sonic and I was probably
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  like six or eight yeah, yeah, or maybe last year. I don't
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  know who. Who knows who remembers The Sonic Coming is still being published.
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  Yeah yeah, this is eighteen arts missions, holding the record for the longest
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  running comic or something like that. I heard, Actually the trivia have we
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  blown through everything we have and we have voice? That one was a joke.
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  Yeah, good stuff. And last, but of course not least oudra.
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  What's inspiring you from the world of Sonic? I am inspired. I
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  know. I said that most of my knowledge of Sonic was like ancillary type
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  of knowledge, but I did grow up with a sega. I was that
• 25:33
  household, and we did. I remember watching gameplay of cute little animal character
• 25:42
  platformer buzzing around gathering the little round objects. Cool soundtrack. My my amuse
• 25:52
  is Bubbsy. In all honesty. The real reason reason this is is because
• 26:03
  you know a game has made it when there are clones. Yeah, for
• 26:07
  one to be as infamously shitty and to be the only one we owned.
• 26:12
  Yeah, yeah, let's let's take tails, and let's take tails and make
• 26:15
  him homeless Bubbsy what a shouts out? Yeah, Bumsy getting a shout out.
• 26:25
  I did look it up. I was like, Sonic versus Bubsy.
• 26:29
  There is there is fan okay, but there is one of them fighting much
• 26:37
  better than the Sonic per Bubbsy. Ye goes way different, you know what
• 26:44
  I mean? Oh my god, not just the games getting ripped off.
• 26:49
  I was like, what clothes they have famous for wearing? Shoes? Okay,
• 26:56
  Bubbsy shoes and a shirt with an exclamation point on it. Oh wild,
• 27:02
  that's hot, but none of them have pants and that's what matters absolutely
• 27:07
  for aerodynamics something. Okay, it sounds like we're all suitably inspired. Old.
• 27:18
  That was an excellent final muse. We'll get to the Bubbsy episode in
• 27:22
  season sixty. Yeah. I really only knew the first couple levels of that
• 27:26
  one game because I it was a Sega Genesis and I was like too young
• 27:32
  to probably actually be playing games. Yeah, well, who knows, Maybe
• 27:34
  Bubby'll come up later in this quiz. Right, teams, let's chase those
• 27:41
  rings up and around that loop de loop as we run into round one.
• 27:49
  Round one is called IMDb trivia, which this episode stands for I Must dash
• 27:55
  brother. That's right. We're starting with some normal trivia because this isn't a
• 28:02
  weird quiz, it's very very normal. I have here a board of six
• 28:06
  words order, if you wouldn't mind holding this absolutely between you on that Wow,
• 28:15
  each word corresponds to a multiple choice trivia question. The word could be
• 28:18
  a clue I just read the words, or maybe entirely unrelated chaos. Hence
• 28:26
  why there are also chaos emeralds on on the board. There some great Emeralds.
• 28:30
  Oh, thank you a nuts. You didn't need to go that hard,
• 28:36
  and you fucking nailed it right now. Wait, it does a watch
• 28:41
  on your wrist corner. It's hidden under the desk. One issue ded Niles.
• 28:53
  Oh no, more of those things. Actually five of those things could
• 29:00
  be applied to my fish. I'll let you figure out which one. Odra
• 29:04
  would you like to read? The words? I would love to I'm gonna
• 29:08
  have to move. Yes, I think I think everyone on Patreon has scene.
• 29:12
  Yes, I do want to say these as one word, but I
• 29:15
  will say them as separate items. Hollywood, Eat Daddy, Sexy cartoon,
• 29:26
  and swimming. There we go. Five out of six of those things describe
• 29:32
  Niles. What what was the fish? The fish? I can remember if
• 29:37
  it was the fish. Swimming isn't one of them. So we will begin
• 29:45
  with the chili wien of bros. Is there is there a word there that
• 29:48
  is tickling your chili wayen? Several my friends, several, Oh man,
• 29:56
  I mean, I feel like the easiest one of those would be Hollywood because
• 30:00
  I have this sneaking suspicion. It's got to it's got to do with the
• 30:03
  movie. I see. I kind of want to go with eat. Okay,
• 30:07
  I don't know why. Listen, you're speaking my language, drewe as
• 30:11
  a as a chili wiener, bro let's go with heat. You're going with
• 30:15
  eat? Okay. Good to get this one out the way early. I
• 30:17
  reckon what is Sonic's canonical favorite food and why? Wow? Is it a
• 30:23
  pizza because he's a cool dude? B onion rings because they remind him of
• 30:29
  extra life protection and currency or see chili dogs as they meet his nutrients and
• 30:34
  caloric needs for both protein and carbohydrates. I didn't know that was the reason.
• 30:40
  I think our name means we have to go and see. I think
• 30:44
  so. I think Sonic's a glizzy gobbler. As they say what as who
• 30:49
  says the needs the name one person who can vote? Who says okay?
• 31:00
  So you got your going with ce You're going with chili dogs. It is,
• 31:03
  of course chili dogs. It couldn't be anything else. Wonderful. I
• 31:07
  do think that's the only piece of trivia that's been given away there, So
• 31:10
  good job going for eats. Drew Well, I had an inkling and romboling.
• 31:17
  Okay, Niles port Audra, would you like to pick a words?
• 31:19
  Is it and sticking out of you. I'm hoping Hollywood is what I think
• 31:22
  it is, but it may not be. Would would it be something you
• 31:26
  knew if it was Hollywood? Yeah, but I don't know if even Hollywood
• 31:30
  makes sense for it, so well, nothing I will know very few.
• 31:36
  So let's go for Let's do it. Hollywood it Hollywood, Hollywood it is.
• 31:41
  Here is your question about Hollywood. Why did the Sonic the Hedgehog film
• 31:45
  starring Jim Carrey have a three month production delay? A Kerry insisted on working
• 31:52
  method, so filming couldn't start until he learned to make his first robot,
• 31:55
  who he proudly introduced on set as Papa Blowpy. B. Sonic's design in
• 32:00
  the initial trailer received such a backlash they had to reanimate the entire film or
• 32:06
  see Studio Embezzlement. It's b It's ugly Sonic. It's ugly ass Sonic.
• 32:15
  Wait, that's your list on your arm here, Sonic and then ugly so
• 32:21
  ugly. I've been called sugly before, I've been called so you go.
• 32:31
  It's not what there was hoping, but it is one I know because I
• 32:34
  was also horrified it is. It is, of course B it's a I
• 32:37
  thought I'd throw this one in from recent history, just because COVID kind of
• 32:42
  messed up when what happened with time, So this could have been years ago.
• 32:45
  People might have forgotten. Oh, I mean three months as a production
• 32:47
  halt is shocking to me. I thought it was much longer. It felt
• 32:52
  much longer. It was just it was it was delayed from like Thanksgiving to
• 32:54
  Valentine's Day because everyone wants to go see Sonic on Valentine's Oh yeah, I
• 32:59
  did good stuff. There's there's a point there. So we'll go back to
• 33:02
  the bullets. M hm, chilli weena, Bros. Should I erase things
• 33:07
  from here as we as we we can give it, we can give it
• 33:12
  a give it a quick rope while the rubbing occurs off off camera. I
• 33:20
  elected our first one. I'm gonna let the second one go to you.
• 33:22
  Okay, Well, thank you very much, Drew. So diplomatic of you,
• 33:24
  my brother. Uh. Now, I have two thoughts. I feel
• 33:30
  like Daddy calls to us as brothers, we obviously should have a father wholesome
• 33:40
  only brothers of fathers notorious or cartoon because it seems like we might have a
• 33:50
  lot of cartoon knowledge. I like cartoon. Do you like cartoon? Okay,
• 33:53
  I don't have a dad. Anyways, let's go cartoon. You're going
• 33:58
  with Carson? Is your question about cartoon? Which of the following was included
• 34:02
  in a nineteen ninety three episode of the Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog? Is
• 34:07
  it a an episode featuring a near shot for shot recreation of the Waco siege
• 34:14
  b A PSA for sexual harassment or c The outline of Knuckles Knuckles is hog.
• 34:22
  The outline of Knuckles is hog. That's hard to say. I know
• 34:27
  this one. WHOA? WHOA? Really? So I do know right off
• 34:32
  the bat. I don't know for sure, but I know they always did
• 34:35
  PSA's in every episode, so I would not if that was one of them.
• 34:37
  Right. You don't think that in the episode about sexual harassment that Knuckles's
• 34:44
  hog came out? Alik is a true question. The PSA almost never had
• 34:53
  to do the episode. Like I had one episode on VHS. I can't
• 34:57
  know what the plot was, but it was completely irrelevant, and the p
• 35:00
  s A was like Stranger Danger, the Stranger Snuckles A song for you.
• 35:05
  Knuckles is the strange I've seen an outline of knuckles a hog, but definitely
• 35:07
  not on this show. It's it's unrelated. It was my OC Yeah,
• 35:14
  I will bring down one barrier. He wasn't in that cartoon. I'm pretty
• 35:16
  sure. I don't think he was like that show. It was a character
• 35:20
  whoa, Okay, so we've but his hog wants are his hog debut.
• 35:29
  It was Sonic was just drawing ocs of knuckles in the background of an episode
• 35:34
  music guilt member. But I'm not, I like, in this whole conversation,
• 35:38
  that's the first time someone's not used hog. Yeah, like the right
• 35:42
  side I got so I was like getting gas and I was like, wait
• 35:44
  a minute, are we just talking about pigs at this point? Yeah,
• 35:46
  but considering that knowledge, Drue, do you want to go with the TSA?
• 35:52
  Everyone? Should we start wearing pants? What's going on? Right?
• 35:54
  Yeah? We should have used Sonic and tails of it first. But yeah,
• 35:58
  it was indeed a p s A for so actual harassment as part of
• 36:00
  the Sonic Says segments. Did he did he say something like don't go too
• 36:06
  fast or don't move too fast or almost definitely that attitude. That's the right
• 36:12
  time. He said if a stranger tries to touch you, in your private
• 36:15
  place. Tell them that is no good, no good. Oh my god,
• 36:21
  here Jelil White doing it too like I have that birds in my mind
• 36:23
  from that VHS I washed over and over again. I'm glad, but I
• 36:28
  was about to say I was. I was envisioning Julia White as the perpetrator,
• 36:31
  And he goes, did I do that? That cannot hold up in
• 36:37
  a quart of loves? Can say that? You can't keep saying that you're
• 36:43
  going to jail with knuckles? Okay, back on over to Niles per Audra.
• 36:49
  There are three words left. Daddy, sexy, swimming. Oh man,
• 36:53
  I love all tree. Uh, it's your turn, Adre. We'll
• 36:59
  go for daddy. Let's do daddy isolated. We need to keep that just
• 37:05
  for Daddy. All right, this could this could be a good one for
• 37:08
  a comic book fan. Let's find out who did the comic book series reveal
• 37:14
  Sonic's father to be. Was it a doctor eggman, robotnik, B a
• 37:19
  shoemaking hedgehog who made the slickert sneakers in all of Mobius, or c a
• 37:24
  robot hedgehog who served in the British Royal Marines. Gov'nor. I'm pretty sure
• 37:30
  it's be incredible. I want to talk about like the birth of Sonic as
• 37:36
  a blue headgehog as a metaphorical thing. It's gonna be be. Let's go
• 37:40
  with you straight up going with me. I hope, I don't it's it's
• 37:45
  not it's c. Sonic's father turned out to be a robot hedgehog who served
• 37:51
  in the British Royal Marines. Wow, how amazing. Not a clue.
• 37:55
  I assume he's a cyborg. He's like half if the robots can bleed,
• 38:00
  they can also pro create. Mm hmm. I was just like jizz,
• 38:07
  but swimmers, I don't know ship that's what the swimming one's about. Yeah,
• 38:15
  And I just tried to make me sound like the most Like I picked
• 38:19
  up loads of woods from the comics, like took it. Yeah, Like
• 38:23
  it was like a flashback. It was like, whoa, I don't know
• 38:25
  what it is, but it's planet O fun facts. You know what's kind
• 38:32
  of cool. A lot of the time when Sonic runs is like run cycle
• 38:36
  is a mobia strip. That is God, No, you are a look
• 38:42
  at you love this guy? Well like Sonic. Yeah, while I was
• 38:46
  trying to do our come up with some team names, earlier, I was
• 38:50
  like, they live on Morbus and I was like, no, that is
• 38:54
  so the reboot live on the back of it. I'm just glad I didn't
• 39:01
  drop my cool Sonic fact and say more be a strip. Okay, back
• 39:08
  on over it to Chili Wiena Bros. There is one one left for each
• 39:12
  team, sexy swimming. I think we should take sexy. I think we
• 39:16
  should take sexy taking sexy. I hope Sally Acorns is a part of this
• 39:21
  now. I prefer the money. Personally, Well, there's a bunny yeah
• 39:25
  with like robot legs, just fucking awesome. WHOA. So for listeners who
• 39:30
  are like this is weird, uh, I'm for mat Yeah that okay,
• 39:35
  sorry, surprisingly less weird for me, wonderful, welcome to the club.
• 39:40
  But I think most people would think like Sonic's romantic interest is Amy Rose.
• 39:45
  I remember reading like a really obscure comic book where it clearly said too that
• 39:51
  he had a girlfriend, and it was like Sally the Squirrel. I googled
• 39:54
  her later It's Sally Acorns and this is part of like that comic universe that
• 40:00
  Nile is probably read. Apparently, now there's a bunny with robot legs.
• 40:02
  That's yeah, her name is Bunny Robot. Real creative. Well, the
• 40:10
  best thing is we've said so many throwaway things, and I've had to fight
• 40:15
  against being like, that's a character in the game, you know, because
• 40:17
  yeah, you said Grizzy Gobbler sounds like one, you know, there was
• 40:22
  speed Cheeks, sounds like, you know, like, Okay, that'd be
• 40:25
  a she's awesome, Bunny Robot, She's she's such furry bait. I mean,
• 40:32
  Sally Acorns is not better. Oh yeah, but I looked up did
• 40:37
  not. It's not sonic for related, and that's kind of horrifying. I
• 40:42
  think if you look at the percentage of sonic content on the Internet, it's
• 40:45
  solidly sonic content by this point. All right, your question to do with
• 40:51
  sexy, it's not any of any of those your sexy girlfriends characters here.
• 40:55
  It is. A Sega employee was quoted as saying, yeah, we wanted
• 41:00
  to look like a sexy Latin American woman like Jennifer Lopez, who is also
• 41:05
  famous in Japan. But during this j Lo design phase, what was Rouge
• 41:09
  the Bat's original name? Shoot, I was gonna saying, I know the
• 41:14
  character. I know we're going with this, Yeah, I was it a
• 41:17
  nails the bat, b Jewel the bat or c Rogue the bat. Well,
• 41:24
  I mean rogue and rouge just felt the same way. So a red
• 41:28
  herring, I yeah, I was or a rouge herring. I definitely thought
• 41:35
  I had to suck see it because I thought this entire time as rogue the
• 41:37
  bat. But it is spelled rouge the bat, isn't it. I think
• 41:39
  I think it is rouge. Yeah's messed up this question. But jewel the
• 41:45
  bat it sounds familiar, Yeah, because doesn't she have like a jewel where
• 41:52
  her buzz ways? Yeah, but I can also see like you like her
• 41:55
  character design kind of going with like the eighties glam rock jewel. Yeah.
• 42:00
  Yeah, and it's like a feminine name. What are you check your head?
• 42:05
  Ladies? This is the best way to say that it was just three
• 42:10
  of us. Keep it together. Where her bats are? Where's not like
• 42:22
  a normal person? Sorry? Sorry, Yeah, the bad boobies that bats
• 42:31
  normally had speak my language. I understand her morbus. I'm trying to be
• 42:38
  kind to this child character. I don't even know if she's a child,
• 42:44
  she's she's the towels or thing. I'm okay to go with jewel. Let's
• 42:47
  go with jewel, jewel the bats. I'm really sweaty. I'm so sorry.
• 42:52
  It's I'm so sorry that you're sweaty, but I'm so sorry. You
• 42:54
  got it wrong. It's nails, the bats, nails, nails. I
• 42:58
  think it's a play on tails, like was like, oh, an evil
• 43:00
  version of tails as well? Yeah? Tails really has some big knockers around
• 43:06
  as well. Yeah yeah, why didn't you say back tits again? Tails
• 43:13
  does have a great pair, all right? Does that leave us with with
• 43:17
  one one word? Less? Swimming? Swimming? Okay, swimming. Our
• 43:22
  beloved hedgehog can't swim and is afraid of water across most sonic media. But
• 43:29
  why is it? A staff at Sega mistakingly believed that hedgehogs were animals that
• 43:34
  simply couldn't swim. B the whopping sixty four kilobytes of ram on the Sega
• 43:38
  Genesis wasn't powerful enough to process sonic moving through water or see. Sega decided
• 43:44
  that a blue character on blue water would be visually uninteresting. Well this is
• 43:49
  the hardest one, yees. So do you know hedgehogs do like water?
• 43:53
  They can't swim? Sonic is in water? A lot. They have a
• 43:58
  lot of underwater levels. So if three, if she is the option,
• 44:02
  then that seems weird because he runs around, he sucks in bubbles to not
• 44:08
  drown. And I mean, and that sound is forever in my brain,
• 44:14
  in your brain. Oh, the almost drowning sound. Yeah, the most
• 44:16
  nervous that sound in gaming history. That and also the blot of him like
• 44:21
  eating them. I don't know, look it up. I'm not crazy,
• 44:24
  it'll make sense. I'm guessing maybe the first one. What do you think
• 44:30
  I've I fucked the last one up? I can't remember which one is the
• 44:32
  first one? Is that the one that they didn't think that's where they thought
• 44:36
  had chunks? Yes, yeah, I mean back in the day, there's
• 44:38
  a lot of misinformation about animals, so that feels realistic. There's a big
• 44:43
  problem back in the day, one of the main problems. Yeah, thank
• 44:46
  god, there's no misinformation anymore. I mean, just look at knuckles.
• 44:51
  Looks nothing like a kidnap. It's true, It's true of the biggest problems
• 44:55
  of our time. I'm down for the staff it Sega thought they hated water
• 45:05
  with a Yeah, it is indeed that Yeah, that's why, that's why
• 45:09
  Sonic cannot swim across across media. Yeah, they just hedgehogs don't swim.
• 45:14
  They said, wow, And we know because the Sega Genesis had fucking incredible
• 45:17
  graphics and one of the greatest underwater heroes of all time, Echo the Dolphin.
• 45:25
  True. If they could figure it out for them, fear it for
• 45:30
  Sonic. All right, I think that's that's all the questions. That's the
• 45:34
  end of round one. Let's ask Taiales to calculate the latest scores. According
• 45:38
  to the Internet, he's the most intelligent character in the franchise. You'd think
• 45:43
  it was Eggman, but most fandom spaces say that because he has no social
• 45:46
  skills, he cannot be intelligent, which I think is really cruel and mean.
• 45:51
  Ship but of all the fandoms to feel that way, it feels really
• 45:55
  weird. That's so yeah, I know, right, And it was prevailing
• 45:59
  across all social media platforms. Those scores are the Chili Wiener Bros. Are
• 46:04
  on two, but Nile's Order are also on two. Can we change our
• 46:09
  name to Rouge's Bosom? I just want to lay in it. I'll put
• 46:15
  slash Rouges, but now slash Now it's Chili Wiener's that's a very different Up
• 46:27
  next links in the description. Up next is round two, after our first
• 46:32
  set of ads. If you want, you can listen to them at two
• 46:36
  times playback speed gotta go fast forward. Around two is a new game called
• 46:47
  Moir ohc No, it's not about the French me too movement times up.
• 46:55
  No, we're talking oh see. As in original character earlier this week,
• 47:00
  I asked our players to message their answers to five prompts. I asked each
• 47:05
  player to give me a color, an animal, an item of clothing,
• 47:08
  a piece of technology, and a special ability. I then took their answers
• 47:14
  and randomized all of them to create prompts for characteristics of brand new Sonic ocs
• 47:20
  that they're each going to have one minute to tell us all about. The
• 47:23
  more compelling your character, the more points you'll score, the more passionate you
• 47:28
  are about your OC, and how much of a super cool person they are.
• 47:30
  The well animal, I suppose, the more points you'll score are animals
• 47:36
  people in this world. To unpack that lesson, well, the only non
• 47:39
  animal is that lady from Sonic six, the real human Princess's kisses. Yeah,
• 47:52
  people can be animals it's fine. Yeah, And the more sonic nonsense
• 47:57
  you throw in, the more points you'll score as well. Also are on
• 48:00
  top if at the end of your minute you give a name to your OC
• 48:04
  just to throw something on top. Okay, and I'll get the time already
• 48:07
  here, Jason, We're going to begin with you. Lord. Have we
• 48:10
  fixed the sound? Yes, I think I think it's gonna be a I
• 48:15
  think it's gonna be a standard alarm noise this time. Okay, it's definitely
• 48:21
  not marumbas. I'm out. Okay, do you have in front of you,
• 48:29
  Jason, I do prompt nice, nice, lovely stuff. Okay,
• 48:32
  your time, your your pitch telling us all about this OC starts now.
• 48:37
  All right. So I have a gray panda wonderful uh, with a beanie
• 48:45
  uh and uh he can speak to plants. Okay, I'm gonna go with
• 48:51
  he. I've decided now. Yeah, he has hover roller blades. And
• 48:53
  I think the thing about this is I showed the frog OC that I made,
• 49:00
  and I think in a team beef cheek situation, this pana bear he's
• 49:04
  the power. Right, there's always the power, the speedzer and the other
• 49:07
  nice and this guy is the power. So he's a big, big,
• 49:10
  old buff guy. I think he's just a chill guy. I think he
• 49:14
  likes to water his plants, and I think he likes to roller blade.
• 49:17
  I think he lives in the city. I think he's part of a graffito
• 49:21
  gang because that says because that says rebel. And I think he likes to
• 49:27
  break dance every now and then. But overall, he's just got real chill.
• 49:30
  But maybe, no, he doesn't smoke doobies. I'm not going to
• 49:31
  say that about what about the plants, chutz plants, that's he smokes.
• 49:37
  He smokes doobies. What is that rest development, It's not to make that
• 49:47
  stuff. Okay, kind of kind of tough there with a great Panda.
• 49:51
  I agree. I understand. I understood the noise that you made after that,
• 49:54
  but then you went for him more of it like a bad ass.
• 49:57
  Is that because of the roller blades and the beanie is that it's and the
• 50:00
  beanie says urban for some reason. Okay. Also, I think the plants
• 50:04
  say chill guy. I think that's what that says. So I think he's
• 50:07
  just a chill guy who likes to sit on the street. I kind of
• 50:09
  picture him like the piece of bamboo like it was a doobie in his mouth,
• 50:14
  but like clearly he doesn't smoke. Yeah, that would have been he
• 50:17
  would. Let's just pull out the iPad here and start will be available when
• 50:24
  this episode is yeah, yeah, yeah, he's about half. Don't steal
• 50:28
  it at this point we might have like a whole gang of ocs. Oh
• 50:35
  man. I mean, I'll be honest. When Matt sent me this prompt
• 50:37
  and like I figure what you're doing, I was like, Oh, the
• 50:39
  end of this game, we're gonna have to do like a D and D
• 50:43
  game with these characters. Characteresn't mate. That's how this kind of stuff gets
• 50:47
  at least kind of do fan r of all of these, I think is
• 50:50
  what I've decided now, don't steal my fish. Oh see, well,
• 50:55
  I think in terms of points. Jason FIERROSI out with five. I think
• 50:59
  I'm gonna give you a three points. But what I will say is if
• 51:00
  you do also post an image, I'll retroactively give you another point. If
• 51:06
  that changes the scores of this game, we can let that factor in,
• 51:09
  okay, but for now, just as that three three points they think,
• 51:13
  yeah, sorry, did you give them a name? I didn't catch that
• 51:15
  of course. Yeah, if I like the name, I'll throw a bonus
• 51:20
  point to everyone for their name. Bernard, Bernard, Bernard the Panda.
• 51:27
  Yeah, you know what, I'll give you a point. It's fine.
• 51:28
  It's a chill name. Yeah, pretty pretty chill name, pretty chill name,
• 51:31
  Bard the Panda for friends, for friends. I'm going to write it
• 51:37
  down just in case it comes up later. He's friends with Big the Cat
• 51:40
  because I like Big the Cat. All good things that would have been good
• 51:45
  to say. Okay, let's army be Yeah, so we'll move on over
• 51:55
  to now'sport order. Niall. I think we'll start with you being the Sonic
• 52:00
  Sonic expert, so to speak. Are you ready? Do you have your
• 52:04
  prompts in front of you? I got them. Let's go, all right,
• 52:07
  you have one minute to tell us all about your sonic oc All right.
• 52:10
  So I was given a green penguin. They wear a bespoke raincoat.
• 52:16
  Their tech is an iPod nano, and their special ability is maybe the most
• 52:20
  special ability out there, which is podcasting. And I would think that these
• 52:25
  aren't very important things, but you know what, when Sonic is on ice,
• 52:28
  he's actually not as fast as he usually is so in the Arctic hill
• 52:31
  zone, this green penguin is the only person able to keep up with him,
• 52:35
  may even surpass him. They have a very cool raincoat the billows as
• 52:40
  they race along the Arctic tundras, and their magic iPod Nano, which allows
• 52:45
  them to podcast on the fly, is actually a really good resistance tool where
• 52:50
  they can spread anti robotic propaganda, because what is podcasting if not a tool
• 52:54
  against the oppressor? Great friend of Big the Cat love doobies. Yeah,
• 53:06
  just really really really quick little penguin guy. I cannot swim because we're not
• 53:09
  sure penguins can swim. Fucking call there. Oh, I love this guy.
• 53:17
  This guy is great and name wise, I know we like sponsorships as
• 53:22
  well, so sponsored by Yedi. He is called Yeddi Green Snowball. That
• 53:30
  rules. Definitely a point for the name, but I also think I'm going
• 53:32
  to give a full five points for the character because I loved all of the
• 53:36
  sonic references in there. I sneaking in the zones. That was good.
• 53:40
  Yeah, perfect, perfect home for him. I like the billowing raincoat.
• 53:45
  I could really imagine the artwork again, if the artwork happens at a future
• 53:49
  I will also throw out bonus points. You could take my point if you
• 53:52
  post I make who gets the point? He If you want really bad art
• 53:59
  and maybe want to send me a watch, I'll do one. I said
• 54:02
  you'll watch for free, I send you a watch. I really want.
• 54:07
  I want you to draw what you think my sonic fish looks like before I
• 54:12
  send you my sonicfish, so you can oh good stuff, Nile. What
• 54:19
  was his name again? One more time Yetie Green Snowball Yetti Green Snowball of
• 54:24
  course video sponsored character. That is so good any of us using Yetti microphone
• 54:36
  snowball, But you have to bleep that out so we don't give them free
• 54:40
  sponsorship. Yeah, other microphone companies do exist. They sure do go to
• 54:49
  keep it in. Okay, Drew, We're gonna move back on over to
• 54:53
  you with the on the Chili Wiena Bros. Representing Are you ready to pitch
• 54:59
  your o C to tell all about Uroca? I'm ready, all right,
• 55:02
  Time starts now. So I've got me a blue frog with his fanny pack
• 55:07
  where he keeps his favorite food, microwave burritos, which is why he always
• 55:10
  carries around his tech on microwave. I'll get to his power in a second.
• 55:16
  My biggest complaint with with the cat is that his section of the Sadic
• 55:21
  games were always the worst. Was just fishing for a shitty frog who ate
• 55:24
  him jam or some shit. So I wanted his new frog companion like this,
• 55:28
  like like we're erasing the old shitty frog and putting in this better frog
• 55:32
  whose power is to sing or scream very loud. So I have like this.
• 55:37
  You know, he'll just grab out of his fanny pack a burrito,
• 55:40
  toss in the microwave, gulp it down, and then like a huge belch
• 55:45
  and he's just like, you know, like he's like the super small but
• 55:47
  super loud and explosive versus Big, who is very big and kind of little
• 55:52
  and like dopey. And suddenly BIG's part of the games when it's just like
• 55:55
  a shitty fishing mini game can now be fun, maybe even have combat section.
• 56:00
  Finally, uh and his name is Flump. That's perfect. The microwave.
• 56:13
  I'm so proud of that. Also look like a nerd candy. I
• 56:16
  realized it. I like it, damn. So he gets it, we
• 56:22
  get it. We get an extra point right now? Oh, I mean
• 56:24
  it's yeah, it absolutely is going to be the full five plus the extra
• 56:29
  point plus the point for the name flum. Yeah, that was breaking it
• 56:32
  in. I was so proud of that drawing. I can't draw like that's
• 56:36
  like I have not drawn properly in years. I'm very happy with this guy.
• 56:39
  It's the perfect saw under microwave. Sorry, just the microwave. Yeah,
• 56:46
  it was incredible. Also, if you saw anything I drew, I
• 56:52
  think you would reconsider your assessment of your capabilities within the art space. Yeah,
• 56:55
  that's Drew Comic Award winning respectfully, shut then up. That was great.
• 57:02
  I'm loving this gang that we are building. I also like the the
• 57:07
  big, the more big, the connections before everyone else because a frog,
• 57:14
  yeah, of course. And then the power of song slash loud screams is
• 57:19
  a great power. Absolutely. I also gave him flip flops. I don't
• 57:22
  know why. Also, the microwave burritos so very sonic. I figured it
• 57:31
  was like very like I can see the cartoon drawing of like the the generic
• 57:36
  with like the stuff coming of the ends. Yeah, yeah, just like
• 57:38
  weapon ambiguous neat lump. Can you say hog please? Okay, Odra,
• 57:49
  we've got one oc to hear what just one friend left to join this gang.
• 57:53
  Do you have your prompts? I absolutely do. Okay, your time
• 57:58
  starts now. So what I have as my little guy, well not little
• 58:05
  AnyWho. He's a turquoise horse with a bucket hat, a mechanical claw,
• 58:14
  and his special ability is the ability to know if someone's an only child without
• 58:17
  being told. This guy is really important as like a support within the team.
• 58:27
  I think there's a lot of elements where you know something's just slightly out
• 58:30
  of reach. Mechanical claw, We're gonna bring that ring down Sonic's going too
• 58:35
  fast, like if you charge it up major a few times with a couple
• 58:37
  of successful grabs, If Sonic's about to run off a cliff, we can
• 58:42
  we can snag that motherfucker back from death. A lot of support system.
• 58:47
  And as as I'm just calling, I'm gonna call him Maine because because Maine,
• 58:55
  as Maine learned as an only child within the horse family ship, you
• 59:00
  can finish say, connection is really important and he just likes to support all
• 59:05
  of his friends and that's why that's a special power. Yeah, I just
• 59:07
  need to get out. I perfectly picture all these characters in the Sonic art
• 59:12
  style, and a horse with a mechanical claw. I can't. I couldn't
• 59:19
  decide if it was mounted to his back or in his mouth. Oh,
• 59:22
  I was in my brain when I put that propped in for everyone, it
• 59:25
  was like on his back like a link ship in Windwaker. But I think
• 59:31
  I wasn't even saying I thought he was like replaced one of his Yeah.
• 59:35
  For me, it was it was a hoof that had become a mechanical claw.
• 59:38
  But then it very quickly became almost like one of those machine like were
• 59:43
  you like grab a Teddy? Yeah, absolutely, horse, and it could
• 59:49
  snack tails of the air of tail tails got tired and foul grab grab everyone
• 59:52
  right, very very supportive. Individually. It did sound like the cat was
• 59:57
  there too. See that's what that's why not the full five points, just
• 1:00:01
  four points for yours because you didn't say bake the cat the cat. But
• 1:00:07
  I I'm definitely giving you a bonus point for the name because I genuinely think
• 1:00:10
  that Maine the Horse is the most like sonic sound all of me so far.
• 1:00:15
  So that's that's excellent stuff. Thank you. Well, you don't like
• 1:00:19
  bannad. It's just brackets of Brooklyn accent. Here it comes smoke, some
• 1:00:30
  bamboo So before we move on, let's just let's just imagine Bernards the Panda,
• 1:00:37
  Yetti green snowball, flump or flump it just flump and Maine the horse
• 1:00:46
  teaming allying with Sonic the new Gang. Absolutely yeah, coming to everything else
• 1:00:52
  I ever played? Yeah, don't steal. Okay, that is the end
• 1:01:00
  of the round. Let's ask Sonic to calculate the scores. He's so fast,
• 1:01:05
  he's done them already. Here they are those scores are That was just
• 1:01:08
  bad? Oh? Both teams are on thirteen points apiece. Round three next,
• 1:01:19
  sorry to say it, I breathe faster. Round three next, after
• 1:01:34
  these commercials as an explicit show, we've been getting more adult commercials lately,
• 1:01:37
  sex toys, that sort of thing. But how to connect it to Sonic?
• 1:01:42
  How to connect it to the Sonic fandom. Oh, here's a slogan
• 1:01:44
  that works, Cream the Rabbit. This person's real Okay. Round U three
• 1:02:00
  is called Date Sleepers. The aggregator mediator date based trivia game, registered trademark,
• 1:02:07
  open to both teams. I will ask a question where the answer is
• 1:02:09
  always a year in Sonic history prestigious. Each player will write down a year
• 1:02:15
  and I will take an answer from each team by finding the average year between
• 1:02:19
  both players on the same team. Spot on team answers get three points.
• 1:02:23
  Within one or two years nets you two points, and between three and five
• 1:02:27
  years gets you a single borderline meaningless point. Ready, Okay, here's your
• 1:02:32
  first question. What year was Sonic the Hedgehog two released the video game Sonic
• 1:02:38
  the Hedgehog two. Good, everyone's got some answers written down? Just change
• 1:02:45
  yes, Yeah, that's sorry, you can I have an answer, all
• 1:02:47
  right, dr We'll start with you. Then, what answer do you have
• 1:02:50
  written down? I went with nineteen ninety two. Nineteen ninety two. We'll
• 1:02:55
  find out and Nile, what if you put down two? Also nineteen nineteen.
• 1:03:01
  That's easy for me to work out. That's a perfect match there,
• 1:03:05
  So nineteen ninety two will be the answer you submit. But before we find
• 1:03:07
  out the correct answer, let's move on over to the Chili Wiener Bros.
• 1:03:12
  Drew, what have you got for this one? I went ninety six oh
• 1:03:15
  six, That's what I had first. Drew, I changed it to ninety
• 1:03:20
  seven, and Jason changed it to ninety seven. We always round up on
• 1:03:23
  this game, so your average becomes ninety seven and the correct answer is for
• 1:03:29
  a full three points. Nineteen ninety two was when Sonic the two was released.
• 1:03:35
  Impressive, Rodger's been hustling you guys. I think Bubbsy was ninety three.
• 1:03:47
  Buzzy have to prove the success of the franchise with a second game prior
• 1:03:54
  to the Clone being released. My hey, it paid off. And I'm
• 1:04:00
  still going to give one point to the Chili Wiener bros. You are five
• 1:04:02
  years out, but that technically falls within the the point. Thank you,
• 1:04:05
  even though you know you don't you don't really deserve it. Okay, your
• 1:04:12
  next question? What year was the final issue? Issue two two three of
• 1:04:16
  Sonic the Comic published the final issue of Sonic the Comic? I want to
• 1:04:20
  know how long? Now? How old are you when you submitted that Sonic
• 1:04:25
  fish to that? What year was it? I actually don't know, but
• 1:04:30
  pretend I said something funnier, got it? Yes, it's kind of kind
• 1:04:42
  of a tricky on this. Yeah. No, I just wrote and scribbled
• 1:04:46
  at two answers, so same. I just did the same thing. I
• 1:04:49
  was like a backspaced and retyped a lot. All right, Well, soundic
• 1:04:56
  like the one where we're deliberating the most here? I think that's really serious.
• 1:05:00
  Yeah, okay, we will start with Drew. What what date do
• 1:05:03
  you have written down here? I feel like it was recently, so I'm
• 1:05:05
  doing twenty eighteen, twenty eighteen. Okay, Jason, what have you got
• 1:05:11
  written down? Well, we're almost on the same wave links there, Drew,
• 1:05:14
  I put two thousand and eight. Okay, so still an eight Yeah,
• 1:05:17
  yeah, two thousand and eight. Then only because like my thought process
• 1:05:21
  was, I remember getting a free combook day comic sometime when I was a
• 1:05:26
  child, and two hundred issues, two hundred and twenty three, two hundred
• 1:05:29
  and twenty three. I don't know what is that like? Six years worth
• 1:05:32
  of issues? Maybe? I don't know. Well, your average YEA is
• 1:05:36
  twenty thirteen. I don't feel bad about this when you're saying the last issue
• 1:05:40
  of Sonic the Comic was published, But let's find out what Niles put Audra
• 1:05:45
  have Niles, what have you got for this one? I realized I didn't
• 1:05:46
  pay attention to the number of the issue. Now everythinking everything, I just
• 1:05:51
  put I put down twenty fifteen, scribbled it out, put down twenty twelve,
• 1:05:56
  scribbled down, put down two thousand and eight. So okay, two
• 1:06:00
  thousand and eight, because I know it went on for a while, but
• 1:06:03
  I yeah, fuck it two thousand and eight. Yeah, it seems reasonable,
• 1:06:08
  and put ouldra what if you put for this one two thousand and nine?
• 1:06:12
  But very close again liar here, Well, I think you might have
• 1:06:15
  said, just drewe, I don't know, two thousand and nights we got
• 1:06:17
  twenty thirteen versus two thousand and nine. No one is getting any points here.
• 1:06:20
  This Sonic. The comic went out of publication in two thousand and two.
• 1:06:25
  Whoa, I feel like there was so much more reason than that sooner.
• 1:06:29
  Wow, the second you counted out, like when you said the number
• 1:06:31
  of the issues, like, I'm an idiot, I have most of it.
• 1:06:35
  So if I had most of them, it couldn't have lasted much longer.
• 1:06:39
  Dang two thousand and two. Yeah, oh well, I wonder if
• 1:06:42
  it's a different comic. Think there was like a different Sonic one, so
• 1:06:44
  I know, I'm thinking of the Archie comics ones. Yeah could be,
• 1:06:47
  yeah, I think I yeah, this was just called it was Sonic the
• 1:06:49
  comic. It was the main one that ran. Yeah, I think of
• 1:06:53
  a different one that was like that could well have been. Yes, yeah,
• 1:06:57
  there could be a the Sonic comic and that Sonic comic, The Adventures
• 1:07:00
  of Sonic the Comic. Yeah, yeah, wait, not the comic about
• 1:07:02
  the drink, the drink shop, the burger dr ye. Yes, yes,
• 1:07:05
  oh that okay, I see there's the confusion. There's the confusion.
• 1:07:09
  Oh wait, we're talking about the headshog yeah this whole time. Yeah,
• 1:07:14
  what okay, your next one. Let's let's test your obscure internet history on
• 1:07:19
  this one. When was the first issue of Sonic Chew released online? I
• 1:07:24
  know that is? Oh, you guys seem to know what that is.
• 1:07:30
  I have no idea what that is. Yeah, I'm not going to touch
• 1:07:32
  the subject. So when look look it up? When do people post things
• 1:07:36
  online? You know, I can't tell if Sonic would be an early adopter.
• 1:07:40
  I honestly don't even know what word you said. Yes, So what
• 1:07:44
  I can say is Sonna Cheu is an OC character that's like an amalgamation of
• 1:07:48
  Pikachu and Sonic. Oh, yep, it was a heavily memed internet comic.
• 1:07:55
  Oh I've seen that. Yeah, I definitely. I watched like a
• 1:08:00
  history of video at some point on YouTube, because why the fuck not?
• 1:08:03
  Huh? I love weird Internet fandom stories. This one was too weird for
• 1:08:08
  me. Okay, so we thinking weird internet fandom times. Jason, what
• 1:08:14
  have you got for this one? Two thousand and nine? Two thousand and
• 1:08:17
  nine, maybe like the height of Devian art or the start of show?
• 1:08:20
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know that's my thought process. Drew,
• 1:08:24
  what have you got? I think it was earlier, like early Tumblr days.
• 1:08:28
  I put two thousand and four and drew a Pikachu two thousand and four
• 1:08:31
  with a Pikachu lovely stuff. Two thousand and seven is your year? Ordre?
• 1:08:36
  What have you got for this one? Two thousand and eight? Two
• 1:08:40
  thousand and eight, just around the same region. Yeah, I feel weird.
• 1:08:43
  I had to like double check it. I was like, I didn't
• 1:08:45
  put a more interesting answer? No, I did not. Yes, can
• 1:08:47
  only be so interesting? Then? The fun part of this round is combining
• 1:08:53
  the dates and learning some fun facts. Niall, what do you have for
• 1:08:57
  this one? I wrote ninety eight? Crossed it out? Then he wrote
• 1:09:00
  ninety eight so apparently very strongly about you can't you? Why? Holy shit?
• 1:09:08
  Damn? So that that gives you? That gives you an average of
• 1:09:11
  two thousand and three, which I feel about. Yeah, I think the
• 1:09:15
  aggregation has the new favorus there. Yeah, I don't feel bad about that
• 1:09:18
  year of the Matrix, two thousand and three, year of Sonic Yeah maybe
• 1:09:24
  maybe, but it's not quite. But both teams are getting two points because
• 1:09:28
  it's slap bang in the middle. It's two thousand and five. Congrats,
• 1:09:33
  Yeah, go on, feel good how close I was there? I feel
• 1:09:35
  good how close I was? Yeah, I feel good that I was far.
• 1:09:40
  Yeah. I felt like I had to include that because the Suck My
• 1:09:44
  Fanfic podcast they mentioned this a lot on even their appearances on our podcast back
• 1:09:48
  in the day, so I always like I was very scared coming as this
• 1:09:53
  episode that I would either know absolutely nothing or way too much. So I
• 1:09:57
  feel like I'm doing okay, yay, what are you doing? Great?
• 1:10:00
  Mediocre wave? Yes, thank the fuck. You're in a sweet zone of
• 1:10:06
  entered art competition. And one a Sonic watch does not know what Sonic chew
• 1:10:11
  is. Yeah, everyone should be perfect place. All right. Here here's
• 1:10:17
  another question. This is a law question. This time, what year was
• 1:10:21
  Shadow the Hedgehog canonically born? We're looking for the birth year Shadow the Hedgehog.
• 1:10:29
  Okay, so I'm not going to put a joke like in in Sonic
• 1:10:32
  Universe. In Sonic Universe referenced in multiple media properties. How old? This
• 1:10:40
  is a question of how old do we think Shadow is? Can Shadow drink?
• 1:10:45
  Can Shadow vote? Shadow does one of those things? I was gonna
• 1:10:50
  say he owns a gun, but he's also in America. Yeah, he
• 1:10:55
  definitely doesn't vote, hopefully not. I don't even know a realm that would
• 1:11:04
  be reason. Oh yeah, this is a question, ridiculous one, like
• 1:11:09
  you know what we're looking. We're gonna both pick wild ends of the spectrum
• 1:11:14
  and a right in the middle of the exact date. It's gonna happen.
• 1:11:16
  Absolutely, That's that is serendipity. Let's let's go for this one. I'm
• 1:11:20
  gonna have a weird feeling if I find out Shadow of the Hedgehog is older
• 1:11:24
  than me. Okay, well he does have a canonical birth Yeah, and
• 1:11:28
  he has been round as a character for quite a while, so he might
• 1:11:30
  definitely be older than you. Yeah. Shadow of the Hedgehog is my SEMPI
• 1:11:35
  maybe it's like that whole thing. It's like, how you want that to
• 1:11:39
  go? Yeah, it's like how Bart Simpson is technically like forty four right
• 1:11:43
  now? Oh? I changed my mind. I changed my mind well for
• 1:11:47
  this, yeah, okay, okay, it's it's like the waiters at the
• 1:11:51
  table and I need to just fucking pick. I'm regretting my decisions so much.
• 1:11:57
  I went from so confident to so well. I'm gonna I'm gonna leap
• 1:12:00
  on that regret, Nile and ask for your first I'm thinking birth year of
• 1:12:04
  Sonic nineteen ninety one. Okay, nineteen ninety one, like they sprung to
• 1:12:11
  being, and he's the Yin yang kind of like evil. I don't know.
• 1:12:14
  I also told big Sonic canonically born in ninety one because he was not
• 1:12:17
  a baby in the games. So hey, it sounds as good as as
• 1:12:21
  any possible answers to this question. Utro, he's thirty three years old.
• 1:12:27
  So I remember someone mentioning something about space earlier in this episode. I think,
• 1:12:32
  I don't know sure. I went with nineteen sixty nine because that's when
• 1:12:38
  we went to the moon. It was like sex number he came back on
• 1:12:44
  the shuttle. Also, I got to say the sex number, Yeah you
• 1:12:47
  have? Did I think again? Solid because we have no clue, this
• 1:12:51
  could be this could be any shadow. Shadow is a Soviet era Russian checks
• 1:12:57
  out this posture, Ultra, I ask you to find the midpoint of those
• 1:13:00
  two days while I asked the chili wayna bros. Uh, please ask Jason
• 1:13:05
  first, I need to talk about Okay, Jason, why are we all
• 1:13:10
  breaking down right now? Like existential dread? Shadow has done stuff to us?
• 1:13:15
  Shadow Edge talk old enough to have a pension? Uh? I put
• 1:13:19
  ninety four ninety four because I feel like, for whatever reason, he's as
• 1:13:25
  old as Audre. No, that is that doc sing? Sorry, that's
• 1:13:29
  fine, it might be okay, yeah, babies like six. Hold on,
• 1:13:33
  let's stocks everyone, so it's fair. I'm I'm older than Sonic,
• 1:13:36
  So there you go. That's a good feeling. Though you know the Sonic
• 1:13:41
  was older. Guy. Are we gonna go with that? You can wear
• 1:13:48
  red sneakers if you are. I just don't want to call Shadow the head
• 1:13:53
  or any of them really like older brother. You know. Well a second
• 1:13:56
  ago you went, oh Shadows thirty three, So thanks, thanks Bud christ
• 1:14:05
  Drew. I'm good. I'm gonna have to uh find out. Okay,
• 1:14:08
  So I am weirdly convinced. I remember in the first Shadow of the Hedgehog
• 1:14:14
  game, where he was introduced one of the plot points is he was frozen
• 1:14:17
  for over one hundred years. What Okay, I overshot just so our number
• 1:14:23
  would be ridiculous. I put eighteen hundred. I love the thinking. I
• 1:14:30
  really thought Drew was gonna go with like a Jesus and shadow like zero.
• 1:14:36
  That was gonna be my bad. I would have been wrong BC before shadow,
• 1:14:43
  he's always a shadow. Oh, I mean, look, I can't.
• 1:14:46
  I can't fault the logic. And I think you're onto something with the
• 1:14:51
  whole being frozen, and that might be why he is canonically older. No
• 1:14:57
  one gets any points because the correct answer is nice teen fifty one. WHOA
• 1:15:02
  is the closest I legitimately wrote nineteen fifty four, and then I was like,
• 1:15:08
  no, because no one else is going to even go near that,
• 1:15:10
  So I gotta go super low and try to give our number like in the
• 1:15:13
  middle somewhere. I genuinely think it was a whole thing of he was frozen
• 1:15:16
  for about forty to fifty years or something, and he was like and then
• 1:15:19
  reanimated, and that's why he's like older than everyone else. That's why he's
• 1:15:24
  got a gun, that's why he's old enough to vote. Yeah, he
• 1:15:29
  killed Nazis or was one. Yeah, I was gonna say he has the
• 1:15:34
  jam cassassination show that Shadow is a boomer. That makes imagine like Shadow and
• 1:15:43
  Captain America frozen like right beside each other really awkwardly. They fucking hate each
• 1:15:47
  other. What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? The
• 1:15:54
  future is so weird? Actually he's older than you. Shit. Yeah,
• 1:15:59
  so no points there, but it's good that we now know that Shadow is.
• 1:16:02
  So I feel like a lot. I feel proud that I was so
• 1:16:06
  damn close. I would just love to know what like who was like,
• 1:16:11
  yeah, fuck yeah, we'll make a frozen ass hedgehog for a while.
• 1:16:14
  And now he's really good with modern guns. I think. I think once
• 1:16:17
  Sonic went three D, they were just like, let's follow trends. We
• 1:16:21
  like, edgy teens who carry guns are in the zeitgeist right now. They
• 1:16:26
  said, at the turn of the millennium, you know he beeps. Yeah,
• 1:16:30
  he's a boomer who fetes and he's being played by Kanu Reeves in the
• 1:16:34
  next movie. Yeah, kind of cool. That was Yeah. I was
• 1:16:40
  like, actually fair if he doesn't Matrix dodge at least once a riot.
• 1:16:43
  Yeah, yeah, it'll happen. Movies are all references now, so it
• 1:16:45
  will definitely happen. He's also just gonna be like John wick Fu the entire
• 1:16:49
  time, like gun. Yes, dude, give give Shadow more guns.
• 1:16:55
  And with that, that's the end of round three, and let's ask Shadow
• 1:16:58
  the Hedgehog himself to calculate the late scores. Look out, he's got a
• 1:17:00
  gun. Okay, and those scores are it's changed up a little bit.
• 1:17:06
  Chilli Wiener Bros. Are on sixteen points, but Nile's per Ordra are on
• 1:17:12
  eighteen points. Oh but everything can hmn in the quick fire round, which
• 1:17:17
  will be a crucial quick fire round, of course. But before we get
• 1:17:19
  to the quick fire round, let's talk prizes. This episode, Star prize
• 1:17:24
  is the concept of pace. It's so important to pace yourself. Sometimes you've
• 1:17:28
  got to go fast, sometimes you've got to slow down and sometimes oh wait
• 1:17:31
  no, I didn't write a third for that. I wrote decided on a
• 1:17:33
  different joke. That's what I wrote in the first round, and you can
• 1:17:39
  just take the medium speed. I know. That's why it didn't make the
• 1:17:44
  final cut. But a winning team will also receive that sonic ice cream with
• 1:17:48
  the horrible melted face one of those. Yeah, I would find a man
• 1:17:54
  for one of those, right now. Yeah, oh man, I never
• 1:17:57
  got the Sonic ones. I had the Ninja Turtles and the Mickey Mouse SpongeBob
• 1:18:01
  was the other one. Oh yeah, I can imagine that with the bubblegum
• 1:18:04
  eyeballs delicious horrifying. Up next is our crucial quick fire around after our final
• 1:18:13
  sets of ads. If the AI is doing its job, it'll be for
• 1:18:15
  knuckles on paramount plus. And if it isn't, I just did its job
• 1:18:20
  for free. Oh well, you AI were taking your jobs. Yeah,
• 1:18:31
  all right, let's do it. Let's do our final quick fire rounds.
• 1:18:35
  He just pull me up for buzzing in. Yeah, I always give you
• 1:18:40
  the worst team names to buzz in. Sorry, it's your name. I'm
• 1:18:44
  just gonna say your name because you can say your own it's not the first
• 1:18:47
  part of the name, and so then it feels disingenuous. I'm gonna say
• 1:18:51
  Wiener. Well, you guys are yelling Wiener that I can yell my own
• 1:18:56
  name. Yeah, that's just one of the rules of life. That's very
• 1:19:00
  great, a pillow. If you can yell Wiener, I can yell my
• 1:19:05
  own name. Can we can we just turn our name or our buzz into
• 1:19:09
  hog for this, just to really give it everyone's hug, if that's would
• 1:19:15
  be appropriate. Yeah, we do have to be different things so that you
• 1:19:18
  can differentiate between the teams. Of course. Of course, our final quick
• 1:19:23
  fire around will test your broader pop culture knowledge, and it's called video game
• 1:19:27
  mascottery. I so badly wanted to make this a game about hedgehogs from across
• 1:19:31
  pop culture, but there's not quite enough. But there's also more than you'd
• 1:19:35
  think. Okay, yeah, so in this game, I will give our
• 1:19:39
  players clues to a video game mascot from pop culture history. Just as Sonic
• 1:19:44
  is the mascot for Sega, all of these characters have been mascots for a
• 1:19:46
  video game company. The clues will be in the style of Sonic giving a
• 1:19:51
  PSA to the character in question, in the style of the Sonic says TV
• 1:19:56
  segments, whoa dude radical? He says, that's a That is the touchdown.
• 1:20:01
  I'm so proud. Yeah, I couldn't think of anything else, and
• 1:20:05
  I can. I can't do any of these totally awesome American accents. That
• 1:20:11
  was solid all. Oh, and this, of course a classic gates,
• 1:20:16
  leapers, twist. You need to say your own deliberate misspelling of the correct
• 1:20:21
  answer alasanic. So if the answer were spiral or the dragon, you would
• 1:20:27
  say something along the lines of sparrow drag man, and that would be a
• 1:20:30
  correct Just say it wrong, but it sound like the correct answer. Ever,
• 1:20:38
  my brain is already sore, and I love it. I'm so excited
• 1:20:43
  for this one. And of course we buzz in by yelling out our team
• 1:20:46
  names. But we've we've already practiced that we going to go with. You
• 1:20:50
  can go with hogs, hogs versus Wieners. I love it. I could
• 1:20:57
  go with hag. I'm sure you'll say that at some point anyway, So
• 1:21:08
  we got on his team Name's get confusing. I'll give you an example,
• 1:21:15
  will there? Am I dude, don't you know it's dangerous to jump on
• 1:21:19
  turtles and crawl? Yes, Drew, is that super Mario? Exactly?
• 1:21:26
  It would exactly be any version of Mario said incorrectly. You can interrupt me
• 1:21:31
  at any points. Are we ready? Yeah? Yes, here we go.
• 1:21:39
  Hang fire green guy being a child soldier isn't cool thinking you can shoot
• 1:21:44
  up a planet just because you're a spartan. Hey, that's its gonna be,
• 1:21:48
  Drew. Oh, that's gotta be master chef. Hold it, my
• 1:21:56
  furry friend. You can't go around breaking people's boxes. But yes, true,
• 1:22:02
  is it crash bandicout? It is indeed crash bandicuts stuff really good on
• 1:22:09
  the pronunciation. I was born for this. Well there, little guy,
• 1:22:15
  it's dangerous to play with electricity. I don't like how close you're getting to
• 1:22:18
  those water types. Yes, pick at you, it is, indeed,
• 1:22:28
  pick at you? Very good. Hold up, my circular friend, those
• 1:22:32
  little white Yes, Nile is a pokman. I hope we don't accidentally say
• 1:22:43
  something offensive. I'm so worried that was pac Man. Was not the only
• 1:22:50
  person who's a circle? Who's the other circle? I'm not gonna give away
• 1:23:00
  voltorm Yes, wait a second, monk, dude, fighting is wrong.
• 1:23:05
  We should never resort to violence. I don't care if you're the god of
• 1:23:09
  fire and the protector of the earth realm winners. Yes, Drew, is
• 1:23:15
  that Lewis Kang? Indeed? Play on lou Kang then, Lewis. Hey,
• 1:23:26
  there, soldier guy. War crimes are not okay, even if you
• 1:23:30
  think the locusts are a justified enemy. You're a ge. Yes, true,
• 1:23:35
  I'll make this sound bad. Marcus Fenix phonics, that'll do It's not
• 1:23:41
  you didn't say exactly is Marcus Phoenix? Which is the crack? Yeah,
• 1:23:44
  so that is a point. Dang, Drew, Drew, you're absolutely killing
• 1:23:47
  this is my zone? Yeah? Whoa there? You might be intended to
• 1:23:53
  be a blank canvas camp canvas? Is that how Americans say canvas? Followed
• 1:23:58
  it your own? You how to do the rhodic r sound, and now
• 1:24:02
  you're just like throwing it in. You might be intended to be a blank
• 1:24:06
  canvas to encourage children's creativity. But if that's the case, why is your
• 1:24:11
  name essentially scrotum lad little or big planet. You've got to be appropriate around
• 1:24:15
  children, mister, Yes, Jason, that's little sock boy. That'll do
• 1:24:21
  it, calls sack boy. Yes, good stuff. God, I'm losing
• 1:24:27
  my voice doing this. Is the all the voices. Why is enthusiastic America?
• 1:24:32
  We train hold up Hansom stealing ancient artifacts from exploited nations? Is wraw
• 1:24:41
  you return? Yes? Snile Ah it is God forgetting the room. The
• 1:24:48
  movie with your man who plays spider Man, whis holy shit? Give me
• 1:24:58
  it'll come to me, Nathan Snake. Well, yep, it's happened.
• 1:25:01
  Now, there's been some we've had teams helping each other out on the podcast
• 1:25:04
  be FoST so we'll take it. I'm that was brilliant. I don't know
• 1:25:11
  why. All I could think of was Tom Holland, but I couldn't remember
• 1:25:14
  his name properly. It was just wrong ones of that. Thank you,
• 1:25:17
  Nathan Drake, Nathan Snake, good stuff, hang fire block boy. Industrializing
• 1:25:23
  biomes contributes to climate change? Oh Hog, yes, niall? Is it
• 1:25:29
  Steve? Steve Steve from minecrafted Ghosts. Hold it, orange guy. You
• 1:25:39
  may look like my friend Tails, but you're a hog. Yes, no,
• 1:25:45
  Budsy came back if you hadn't gotten that with but heartbreaking and the fact
• 1:25:53
  that you gave is beautiful. Hate blue bro. What do you think you're
• 1:26:00
  wait, you're fighting an army of robots traversing wiers. Yes, true,
• 1:26:04
  it's Meghan Man, Yes it is. It is Meghan Man or Megan Man
• 1:26:11
  or Rockman for Capcom and quick before the buzzer. Wha, they're old,
• 1:26:15
  dude. You can't go around being a hedgehog. That's my thing, Wiener,
• 1:26:20
  I heard hog first battle the Headhog. It's not bad the Hedgehog.
• 1:26:28
  Jason, would you like me to read the rest of the cue? Do
• 1:26:30
  you want to you buzzed in? I did buzz him, but I was
• 1:26:32
  gonna say them. Okay, even if Sega declared twenty twenty four your year,
• 1:26:38
  I can't have you stealing my spotlight. That is no good. You're
• 1:26:43
  so old wiener. It's true, is it sonic? Because it would be
• 1:26:47
  sanic normally it's it's not. I'm just I'll call it that. We're looking
• 1:26:53
  for shadow of the Hedgehog. Badow batt o the Hedgehog. Yeah, I
• 1:26:59
  didn't even care. I didn't even connect. Sorry bring that. Sorry I
• 1:27:04
  didn't connect. She's got garning. That's that's definitely gonna be a point,
• 1:27:13
  And because it won't make a difference to the final score, I'll give you
• 1:27:15
  an extra point as well. Wait, did we lose that poorly or did
• 1:27:19
  we win that good? I think we might have been destroyed by Drew in
• 1:27:23
  that last round. Drew popped off. I have a niche and this is
• 1:27:27
  it. We will find out soon enough. But before we get to the
• 1:27:30
  final scores, I'd like to thank our players. You've all been sonic heroes
• 1:27:33
  in my eyes see you niall. You co host the award winning Fuck Buddies,
• 1:27:41
  a sex and dating advice podcast, with the wonderful Dane Miller, who
• 1:27:45
  has also been on this podcast. This space is yours to share what you've
• 1:27:47
  got going on at the moment and where our listeners can find you. Sure,
• 1:27:53
  so, I'm pretty sure. I'm on the hell website known as Twitter
• 1:27:57
  on as Chile, Spain just just up that I should probably know this,
• 1:28:00
  but I like to not pay attention to her. Yeah, it's just not
• 1:28:03
  Spain. So I'm on there too often because I have to do stuff for
• 1:28:08
  the podcast. But Fuck Buddies is a sex positive, sex and dating advice
• 1:28:12
  podcast. We have won Best Adult Show and Best Health and Fitness. We're
• 1:28:15
  just about to go play a show in New York, which by the time
• 1:28:17
  this comes out will be too late. I'm also a cast member at No
• 1:28:23
  Quest for the Wicked. We are coming to the end of our first season,
• 1:28:28
  but we're also about to do some really exciting stuff. So if you
• 1:28:30
  like horror and you like Max, we're debuting a mech horror TTRPG where we're
• 1:28:36
  doing a little like six episode arc and we just recorded the session zero right
• 1:28:42
  before this. It's gonna be a lot of fun. And we also have
• 1:28:46
  some other fun stuff coming up that I guess I can't talk about yet.
• 1:28:49
  And I am a writer. I just I have a story in an anthology
• 1:28:54
  coming out in July called it. The antology is called ZMB Presents, but
• 1:28:59
  it's a story about accounts, murder and dragons, So hell yes, yeah,
• 1:29:03
  you can find that on my link tree. I think there's a pay
• 1:29:08
  order. I'll put that in the in the show notes direct people to that
• 1:29:11
  as well. That sounds that sounds excellent. A lot of good stuff to
• 1:29:15
  check out there. Definitely recommend no Quest. It's a very very fun podcast,
• 1:29:18
  and we draw ever nearer to the day we can release your Guys episode,
• 1:29:21
  which I didn't want to. I didn't want to necessarily mention it,
• 1:29:26
  but yes, I like, you have no idea. The torture of me
• 1:29:29
  being like, we got to get them on to do an episode, Dame
• 1:29:31
  being like, hell, yeah, you guys doing it And I still to
• 1:29:33
  this day have never heard of and it's and he keeps gushing about how good
• 1:29:38
  it is and I'm like, it's been a year, but I believe it
• 1:29:43
  is coming out. I won't give dates because what is time? I think
• 1:29:48
  No, I think it's I think it's gonna be after after season one raps,
• 1:29:51
  which is very very very soon. So nice. I'm fucking hype Season
• 1:29:58
  one better rap soon. Sheer nerves of listening to your show and clutching my
• 1:30:02
  steering wheel every drive home when a new OIC it comes out. I'm so
• 1:30:06
  excited for a finale. Yeah, lovely stuff. Andrew, you co host
• 1:30:12
  a brilliant supernatural podcast. What's going on over at Carrying Wayward? We are
• 1:30:16
  rummaging through season eight and really enjoying it. We have some really ridiculous behind
• 1:30:23
  the scenes stuff I cannot divulge yet, but like the gears are turning by
• 1:30:28
  this point, Mary has just gotten back from New Jersey Con where you have
• 1:30:31
  to meet some of the casterers. Got some great photos to our socials.
• 1:30:34
  Yeah uh, and no socials are at Carrying Wayward or Carryingweyward dot com and
• 1:30:39
  then myself Drew Shulman dot ca A. If you're making a video game that
• 1:30:43
  needs a voice actor, I'm available, absolutely. Yeah, I'll definitely put
• 1:30:47
  a link in that. And you've got you've got to you've you've announced that
• 1:30:50
  that let directors know that you got es so I sound so good, lovely
• 1:30:56
  stuff and Jason Studio Munchie. We can support that on Instagram. Yeah,
• 1:31:00
  there's some things I have in the the fireworks you I can't talk about yet
• 1:31:05
  expression Yeah, yeah, some things in the fireworks. I just laying my
• 1:31:11
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• 1:31:15
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• 1:31:18
  I love it. Yeah. If you didn't get the actual things of like
• 1:31:23
  on Instagram and Facebook, I was. I was prepared to stay. Oh
• 1:31:26
  yeah, yeah, I got some buns in the oven. That's what it
• 1:31:29
  is. Yeah, yeah, that's what do Uh what do me and Dane
• 1:31:32
  have to do to get you to drive the food trip to Toronto? That's
• 1:31:38
  incredible question. Uh get my truck operational enough to I can barely Yeah,
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  okay, I know how to ride a bike. That's halfway there. And
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  at patreon dot com. Would slash gatesleepers, you are our executive producers.
• 1:32:02
  You're all good eggs mans, eggs man, egg egg man. Let's get
• 1:32:08
  to the final score. I think you meant to say robotnik. Alright,
• 1:32:13
  alright, okay, the final scores. I mean, yeah, which way
• 1:32:15
  did it go? Did it? Did it mean adding an extra point to
• 1:32:17
  Audre because you were already ahead or because you were so far behind? I
• 1:32:21
  think Drew killed us. Drew did have a very good quick fire around there
• 1:32:27
  can we hold on? But you did enter that with the leads, of
• 1:32:30
  course, Niles. And it's not like you didn't get any Honestly, I
• 1:32:38
  might have gotten more in that quick fire around than most other rounds combined.
• 1:32:43
  Maybe. Yeah. So the final scores are Niles Perordra finish on twenty five
• 1:32:51
  points, Oh my god, Jesus Chili wiena Bro's finished on twenty two points.
• 1:32:58
  Wha tech twenty four. But I gave Ordra a bonus point there because
• 1:33:02
  I miss a shut on the Hedgehog. So congratulations Noiles for Orldra. Yes,
• 1:33:08
  y. I want to say I finally won, but I've only been
• 1:33:11
  on twice, so I guess that's a little too dramatic. But I finally
• 1:33:14
  won. Yeah, and quick any any updates on the issue of the Sonic
• 1:33:19
  magazine Nile that, uh did they find it during this recording? Well,
• 1:33:25
  they're asleep because it's our love God, but I will I will send you
• 1:33:30
  at the second I can bully my parents to look through my old Sonic comics.
• 1:33:34
  In my mind your your parents were rifling through filing cabinets like a while
• 1:33:39
  we were doing all of this. I'm picturing that like that the end of
• 1:33:42
  Raiders of Lost Arc. Yes, your warehouse. I'll see if I can
• 1:33:46
  throw this picture up on the thing, because it does show you that they
• 1:33:49
  like, I feel so bad. They put in like work, Oh it's
• 1:33:53
  a video, Okay. It's like they laid out all my Sonic comics and
• 1:33:59
  they're just like, was this one of these? I'm like, oh God,
• 1:34:01
  I feel so bad because it didn't reply for so long because I was
• 1:34:04
  like, fuck my phone, I want to go for a walk, and
• 1:34:06
  they were just like, yeah, please, So I feel like an ass.
• 1:34:11
  I'm please, don't sound like that. What are they like, ninety
• 1:34:16
  years old on their deathbed? They are skeletons. Yeah, they were frozen
• 1:34:20
  for a hundred years, but they fucking love guns man. We have been
• 1:34:27
  gay leapers. Thank you so much for listening. Subscribe to this feed for
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• 1:34:33
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• 1:34:38
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• 1:34:41
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• 1:34:44
  wrote sexual things about all the characters in that one issue of Xbox Magazine from
• 1:34:47
  two thousand and three. We'll be back next time when we'll take this baby
• 1:34:51
  up to eighty eight. But until then, I leave you with this quote
• 1:34:56
  from Shadow in Sonic The Lost World. I've been dream ming about pounding his
• 1:35:00
  big blue button. Step away from the hedgehog old man, step away from
• 1:35:06
  That's where the PSA comes from. That is no good