Latest / Notable Nostalgia / Nostalgia Nugget 10 - Blockbuster, No Fear, Clothes Shopping
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- 0:03Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
- 0:06Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
- 0:10Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen, and and then hook it
- 0:13Speaker 2: up with a witch and that was that. Cats can
- 0:18Speaker 2: smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean that
- 0:23Speaker 2: they're happy.
- 0:24Speaker 1: Now Lucy receives a call from what I can only
- 0:27Speaker 1: assume is the future winner of every acting award ever.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmy Moon is a star. Her look looks weren't
- 0:34Speaker 2: part of this issue.
- 0:36Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
- 0:38Speaker 1: for Jannis.
- 0:40Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate eitherther but lit's see. Hello,
- 0:47Speaker 2: welcome to notable nostalgia. We are here with another notable nugget,
- 0:51Speaker 2: gob gob Gobo.
- 0:52Speaker 1: I am Jeff and I'm Andy.
- 0:55Speaker 2: And we're here with a special guest today, Mark.
- 0:58Speaker 3: That's me.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Yeah, so that.
- 1:01Speaker 1: The cool thing about Mark, though, is his name backwards?
- 1:03Speaker 1: Is cram kinda No?
- 1:07Speaker 2: It definitely it is.
- 1:09Speaker 3: No, it's one hundred percent backwards.
- 1:10Speaker 1: It's pronounced cram, cram, cram. We call this, we call
- 1:14Speaker 1: him cram boy.
- 1:15Speaker 2: So I know that we were reconnecting. So I want listener,
- 1:20Speaker 2: what are your memories of me Mark as a kid?
- 1:25Speaker 3: Well, I remember you before my dad lost his legs. Oh, no,
- 1:30Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. True he found him later, are you yes?
- 1:36Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like one of my biggest pet peeves.
- 1:41Speaker 3: We're finding him later like all those if they find
- 1:45Speaker 3: these limbs later, I'm so peeved.
- 1:47Speaker 2: So what were just like a narcissistic astle? But I
- 1:50Speaker 2: am a white male?
- 1:51Speaker 1: No?
- 1:51Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, but so what are your memories of me?
- 1:53Speaker 3: The last couple of times I were call seeing you?
- 1:55Speaker 3: First off, we we went to the food court at
- 1:57Speaker 3: the mall in downtown anybody's or.
- 2:00Speaker 1: We had like cell phones. We had to take the
- 2:02Speaker 1: bus down there too, which is crazy, you know.
- 2:04Speaker 3: It was like flip phones or like those Nokia brick
- 2:06Speaker 3: phones and stuff like that. So we went there and
- 2:09Speaker 3: then we got food, and you got some burgers from
- 2:11Speaker 3: like the McDonald's there, and then you just apparently decided
- 2:14Speaker 3: that you didn't want these burgers anymore. So you took
- 2:18Speaker 3: the burger, you opened it in half, you pulled out
- 2:21Speaker 3: your bleach blonde hair some of it and put it
- 2:24Speaker 3: in there, closed it and walked up and said, hey,
- 2:26Speaker 3: there's hair in my burger. I would like a refund.
- 2:30Speaker 3: The two Hispanic ladies at the counter with long black hair,
- 2:34Speaker 3: were very confused and very concerned, but I think they
- 2:38Speaker 3: eventually did give you your refund. And then I vaguely
- 2:42Speaker 3: recall you walking down to like like the next like
- 2:45Speaker 3: two things over like whatever, the where you get like
- 2:48Speaker 3: an orange Julius, you know. And then there's another time
- 2:51Speaker 3: we were going down. We were downtown and you went
- 2:53Speaker 3: up to the ticket counter for the movie theater and
- 2:57Speaker 3: you knocked on the window and you were like you
- 2:59Speaker 3: looked at the lady, who's like, I'm in an emergency.
- 3:01Speaker 3: I really need your help. Can I use your phone?
- 3:03Speaker 3: And the lady was a little concerned, but she's like yeah,
- 3:06Speaker 3: So she slid her you know, old school brick phone
- 3:09Speaker 3: underneath the slit where you get tickets from, and you
- 3:12Speaker 3: just looked at her with the most sincere look in
- 3:14Speaker 3: your face, and you're like, thank you so much. And
- 3:17Speaker 3: then you just took it and decided that that phone
- 3:20Speaker 3: was your airplane for like five seconds, and you gave
- 3:26Speaker 3: it back to you and you're like thank you, and
- 3:27Speaker 3: we all walked away.
- 3:29Speaker 1: And it was so fucking funny, none of us.
- 3:31Speaker 3: What you were doing that you just we walked it
- 3:34Speaker 3: and you went right there and you did this whole
- 3:36Speaker 3: stuff and we're just all sitting there like okay, and
- 3:39Speaker 3: then you did this and left and we none of
- 3:41Speaker 3: us were sure what to do. Really, just like all
- 3:43Speaker 3: right later.
- 3:46Speaker 2: I love that so much. Like, so you're pretty much
- 3:48Speaker 2: saying that as a child, I was still like this
- 3:51Speaker 2: humanitarian hero.
- 3:53Speaker 3: Yeah, sure it might have been, but as as a
- 3:55Speaker 3: teenager you were, no, not so much so asshole.
- 3:59Speaker 2: So on Nuggets episodes, Oh, we like to just like
- 4:03Speaker 2: chit chat about what we are nostalgic for in general. So, Mark,
- 4:06Speaker 2: what are you nostalgic.
- 4:07Speaker 1: For your childhood that you kind of miss doing?
- 4:10Speaker 3: Wilfred Brimley, That beats oh, man, I mean so many things.
- 4:19Speaker 3: It was such a like I feel like I'm getting
- 4:21Speaker 3: older and older too because it's I'm looking back on
- 4:22Speaker 3: some of this stuff and like it was so much
- 4:24Speaker 3: simpler and so much more fun, and you know, like
- 4:27Speaker 3: you felt like you were a part of more things,
- 4:29Speaker 3: which was funny because you really didn't have as much
- 4:32Speaker 3: access to stuff as we do today. Sure, but I
- 4:34Speaker 3: honestly felt like I understood more things then than I
- 4:37Speaker 3: do now. Heavy, right, but like just the ability to
- 4:43Speaker 3: have to find more things in life you'd walk up
- 4:45Speaker 3: to and you'd be so naive on how something worked,
- 4:48Speaker 3: but you were so willing to commit to just going
- 4:52Speaker 3: headfirst into something like photography, you're writing music or playing
- 4:56Speaker 3: instruments or anything like that and just enjoying it more.
- 4:58Speaker 3: Whereas now you open up your phone with you know,
- 5:01Speaker 3: the first couple of seconds of being like, I want
- 5:03Speaker 3: to try this new endeavor, and within a half hour
- 5:06Speaker 3: you realize like this is pointless, you know, so you.
- 5:09Speaker 1: So you're kind of feeling moreristalgic just for and I
- 5:13Speaker 1: like kind of in a way, kind of like the
- 5:17Speaker 1: lack of knowledge to let you try something for the
- 5:21Speaker 1: first time without knowing that anybody else has kind of done.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Is that what you're kind of saying? Yeah, yeah, that's heavy,
- 5:26Speaker 1: that's cool, Okay, I get that. Yeah, yeah, because I've
- 5:29Speaker 1: talked a few times about stuff like that before to us,
- 5:31Speaker 1: like playing music, because back in the day, we didn't
- 5:34Speaker 1: have YouTube to like learn how to play music. So
- 5:36Speaker 1: when you learn how to play music, it's like magical
- 5:38Speaker 1: and like you hear a song, you're like, oh, I
- 5:40Speaker 1: know what they're doing this time. Okay, we're talking about.
- 5:43Speaker 3: Also, I missed Beast Wars.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Oh the cartoons. Yes, dude, fucking Beastwards is one of
- 5:48Speaker 1: my favorite cartoons ever. And then for uh, so, what
- 5:51Speaker 1: my dad used to do when I was a kid.
- 5:53Speaker 1: You used to give me presents for like every holiday,
- 5:56Speaker 1: but they were cheap presents. It's not like I was
- 5:57Speaker 1: like rich. But he got me a p is it
- 6:00Speaker 1: one time for I think it was like Thanksgiving or
- 6:03Speaker 1: it was something like that. I can't remember. But also
- 6:06Speaker 1: my dad wasn't living in the other time. But anyways, uh,
- 6:08Speaker 1: he gave me a beast Wars doll one time and
- 6:11Speaker 1: I got it and I it was like, I can't remember.
- 6:15Speaker 1: I think it was the rat. I can't remember his name.
- 6:17Speaker 1: But we opened it and then we couldn't figure out
- 6:21Speaker 1: how to make it the rat against and my dad
- 6:24Speaker 1: tried to help, my mom tried to help. I tried
- 6:27Speaker 1: to figure it out. We couldn't figure it out, so
- 6:29Speaker 1: we ended up taking it back.
- 6:31Speaker 3: Did hair on it.
- 6:33Speaker 1: First, Yeah, we put some blonde hair on it, put
- 6:36Speaker 1: it back, but no, we couldn't figure out how to
- 6:38Speaker 1: actually make the toy work. So we took it back
- 6:41Speaker 1: and got our money back because it was a Transformer.
- 6:45Speaker 2: So I'm okay, So you am I should I be
- 6:48Speaker 2: giving you presents for Thanksgiving?
- 6:50Speaker 1: I wouldn't happening because I'm native.
- 6:53Speaker 2: Yeah, but is that you got presence on Thanksgiving?
- 6:56Speaker 1: Oh? Well only when my dad didn't live with us.
- 6:59Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So he was like trying to be like
- 7:01Speaker 1: super cool. But if you want to give me a
- 7:02Speaker 1: present for thanks oh, I will definitely do that.
- 7:05Speaker 2: That's like reparations.
- 7:06Speaker 3: It's giving him blankets.
- 7:07Speaker 1: And what about you, Jeff, what are you?
- 7:13Speaker 2: No? I'm nostalgic, and this is going to tug at
- 7:15Speaker 2: the heartstrings of every listener listening, all ten of you.
- 7:19Speaker 3: From the moment before this asshole walked in here.
- 7:21Speaker 2: So I am nostalgic for the days of yesteryear when
- 7:25Speaker 2: we used to watch movies together and we used to
- 7:28Speaker 2: go to the Blockbuster or the Hollywood Video, pick out
- 7:32Speaker 2: a movie, have it be just a whole spectacle, and
- 7:35Speaker 2: we would actually watch the whole movie. And fast forward
- 7:38Speaker 2: to today my asshole child, which I love him, but
- 7:41Speaker 2: he if he's not interested in a movie, even if
- 7:45Speaker 2: we are interested in it, he'll change it after we've
- 7:48Speaker 2: already got hooked to it, or what he has recently
- 7:51Speaker 2: started doing. When he's tired, he will go like get
- 7:55Speaker 2: all of his gatherings from the living room and turn
- 7:58Speaker 2: off the TV. We're still watching the movie. You're like, yeah,
- 8:04Speaker 2: it's time for bed. So I just missed the times
- 8:07Speaker 2: where we would make the big popcorn. We would do
- 8:10Speaker 2: like the if it was called like the Baker's yeast
- 8:11Speaker 2: or whatever, and sprinkle that on there and just like
- 8:15Speaker 2: just have it be like a thing. Even if the
- 8:17Speaker 2: movie wasn't like five star, we would watch it and
- 8:20Speaker 2: enjoy it and have fun with it, and it was
- 8:23Speaker 2: just like a thing that we did. But nowadays, with
- 8:25Speaker 2: like social media and everything, we're all like watching the
- 8:28Speaker 2: movie and then we're all like strolling on our phones
- 8:30Speaker 2: or looking our beans or whatever.
- 8:32Speaker 3: Or like you would like to touch on that yeaheah,
- 8:35Speaker 3: Like I remember that same kind of thing. You go
- 8:37Speaker 3: to the movie or the the you know, home or
- 8:39Speaker 3: Hollywood Video or Blockbust, whatever, and you'd pan through all
- 8:41Speaker 3: the things that go up a day on the aisles
- 8:43Speaker 3: and look at stuff. You'd get to the point where
- 8:45Speaker 3: maybe you had like three or four things, and at
- 8:47Speaker 3: this point and it's like, well, we can only get
- 8:49Speaker 3: one or two. So now you're like really thinking about, like, oh,
- 8:51Speaker 3: which one do I really want to watch which one
- 8:53Speaker 3: like speaks to me or which one might you know,
- 8:55Speaker 3: change the mood for the weekend. Now it's like, oh,
- 8:57Speaker 3: I really want to watch this show, and so I
- 8:59Speaker 3: find well, who's streaming it? They're streaming it. Click five
- 9:02Speaker 3: seconds into it, I'm like, eh, I'm over it because
- 9:05Speaker 3: it's just I know I can go and get it
- 9:06Speaker 3: whenever I want. Yeah, and if I don't like it,
- 9:08Speaker 3: there's a billion other things right in front of it.
- 9:11Speaker 2: There's so much.
- 9:12Speaker 3: It's like what you're saying, I feel like it really
- 9:14Speaker 3: ties into what I was saying. It's just like the
- 9:16Speaker 3: ability to enjoy what's right there, you know, I feel
- 9:18Speaker 3: like we take that for granted now.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Like growing up, like my dad had this thing. He
- 9:23Speaker 1: always called it the twenty minute rule. So we started
- 9:26Speaker 1: watching a movie and then within twenty minutes, if we're
- 9:29Speaker 1: not feeling like hooked, you'd be like, how's everybody feeling
- 9:33Speaker 1: about this movie? Right around the twenty minute mark? Are
- 9:36Speaker 1: we digging it or we're not digging it? Because if
- 9:37Speaker 1: we're not digging this is like when I was like,
- 9:39Speaker 1: you know, twelve thirteen, you know, like before it was
- 9:43Speaker 1: easily accessible for movies, but he still had that thing, like,
- 9:46Speaker 1: you know, twenty minutes this because I feel like, if
- 9:49Speaker 1: you're not hooked in the movie in the first twenty minutes,
- 9:53Speaker 1: it's probably not going to be that great. Yes, of
- 9:56Speaker 1: course there's probably one offs to where you have to
- 10:00Speaker 1: eight for forty five minutes an hour to finally get it.
- 10:03Speaker 1: But if it's a good director, a good writer, a
- 10:06Speaker 1: good screenplay, you know whatever, you should be interested and
- 10:10Speaker 1: excited for the for the movie within the first twenty minutes.
- 10:15Speaker 1: So growing up, I still do this.
- 10:17Speaker 3: Now.
- 10:17Speaker 1: I'm like, in the first twenty minutes are we are
- 10:19Speaker 1: we feeling it? How are we feeling? Are we interested?
- 10:21Speaker 1: And if we're not interested in the first twenty minutes,
- 10:23Speaker 1: then I'm gonna cut it off.
- 10:25Speaker 2: And like that's like back to like the movies that
- 10:27Speaker 2: really catch you at the beginning. One of them that
- 10:29Speaker 2: comes to mind screened the original Drew Barrymore getting Getting killed,
- 10:34Speaker 2: fucking five star. I cannot stand Drew Barrymore. I hope
- 10:37Speaker 2: she died.
- 10:38Speaker 1: I hate her.
- 10:39Speaker 2: Drew Barrymore. If you're listening, fuck you, fuck you j Yeah,
- 10:42Speaker 2: you're the word hate her?
- 10:43Speaker 1: Do you look like some fucking voice?
- 10:45Speaker 2: Yeah? You like hammered dog shit.
- 10:47Speaker 1: You should have not married Tom Green.
- 10:49Speaker 2: That doesn't marry Tom Green.
- 10:51Speaker 1: She did? You know, I just watched that Tom Green
- 10:53Speaker 1: documentary and guess what, it's.
- 10:54Speaker 3: Not very good.
- 10:55Speaker 2: He's a documentary.
- 10:57Speaker 1: It came out literally yesterday on the twenty fourth. This
- 11:00Speaker 1: is coming out mid February. But he also was the
- 11:04Speaker 1: one who did it, which is fine. But the thing
- 11:06Speaker 1: I hate about, like the whole Tom Green documentary, which
- 11:10Speaker 1: I did enjoy Tom Green when I was a kid. Whatever,
- 11:12Speaker 1: it's fine, but the thing I disliked about it is
- 11:14Speaker 1: like so many people going like Tom Green was a genius. Yeah,
- 11:17Speaker 1: I guess in a way, but see, thank you, I don't.
- 11:22Speaker 1: It's the same thing with like gg Allen. I fucking
- 11:24Speaker 1: hate gg Allen. He made shitty music, He was a
- 11:26Speaker 1: racist piece of shit. Just because he ate shit on
- 11:29Speaker 1: stage doesn't make him a genius. Do you know who
- 11:32Speaker 1: gig Allen is?
- 11:32Speaker 2: No, he ate actual poop.
- 11:34Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a punk dude that like he was all anyways,
- 11:38Speaker 1: shitty music whatever, so anyway.
- 11:40Speaker 2: Divine ate poop way before everybody else. So, but you
- 11:43Speaker 2: know who recently came out sidebar sidebar as gay. Speaking
- 11:48Speaker 2: of faggots, like Tom Green, pee wee Herman just came
- 11:53Speaker 2: out as gay. Apparently dead pee wee Herman's not dead?
- 11:56Speaker 3: Is he?
- 11:56Speaker 2: Oh? He is dead?
- 11:58Speaker 3: Is he dead's? And also, wow, all right, what Drew?
- 12:03Speaker 3: If you're listening, I really like doing fifty first States?
- 12:05Speaker 2: So I okay, sidebar, sidebar problematic there. So she didn't
- 12:10Speaker 2: know each day that she was getting raped, Yes, exactly,
- 12:13Speaker 2: thank you, Andy.
- 12:15Speaker 3: I think they think he showed her a movie and
- 12:16Speaker 3: then she was like, okay, I mean it became consensual.
- 12:19Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, how could you make I'm kind
- 12:22Speaker 3: of curious, like if there was ever a day where
- 12:24Speaker 3: you know, like he went through the whole process of
- 12:25Speaker 3: like the book and the movie. And she's like, I
- 12:27Speaker 3: love you so much and he's like, hey, cool, can
- 12:29Speaker 3: I get like a PS four? And she's like no,
- 12:32Speaker 3: and he's like, wow, we're in the nineteen fifties. I
- 12:35Speaker 3: don't know if you know this, you know?
- 12:38Speaker 2: And then you're like her, Yeah, I can't stand.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Her stupid TV show she has now.
- 12:45Speaker 2: No yeah, she SAIDs too close to her her guests,
- 12:48Speaker 2: and she has that little ross Matthew, I can't say
- 12:50Speaker 2: like that.
- 12:50Speaker 1: She's like, oh, when I was a cute. I got
- 12:52Speaker 1: into drugs. Who gives a fuck?
- 12:54Speaker 2: Yeah, we all did drugs when we were all the
- 12:56Speaker 2: drugs were okay, so andy, what were you you nostalgic
- 13:00Speaker 2: for it?
- 13:00Speaker 1: I do kind of miss shopping for any clothes, right,
- 13:07Speaker 1: shopping for clothes before school?
- 13:11Speaker 3: Yeah, clothes, not school supplies. No, clothes are pretty dope
- 13:14Speaker 3: because I remember you'd look through everything and you'd be like,
- 13:16Speaker 3: oh man, this is gonna be fit. And I like,
- 13:18Speaker 3: for like the first couple of days, like I'm going
- 13:19Speaker 3: to walk into school and people and be like, nice jacket,
- 13:22Speaker 3: nice pants, you know, and like I'd pulled out my
- 13:24Speaker 3: you know, a binder and be like, that's a cool binder.
- 13:26Speaker 3: And every year no one said anything to me, ever.
- 13:29Speaker 1: Because they don't probably thinking the same thing. They go,
- 13:32Speaker 1: I got a cool binder, I got some cool pants.
- 13:34Speaker 3: But they literally didn't say anything to me, Like even
- 13:36Speaker 3: during roll call, they would just skip.
- 13:37Speaker 1: Well, it's because you were the bottom mark.
- 13:40Speaker 2: Did you mark? Did you decorate your did you decorate
- 13:43Speaker 2: your binder? Like was it one of the ones that
- 13:46Speaker 2: the plastic flads that regular? Yeah?
- 13:49Speaker 1: I did the whole let's get it, because I didn't
- 13:52Speaker 1: know that was the thing until I was like six
- 13:54Speaker 1: or seventh grade, probably when I was in elementary school,
- 13:57Speaker 1: all my ship was like fucking hot Wheels and dumb
- 14:00Speaker 1: shit like that. And then when I remember, I was
- 14:02Speaker 1: in fifth grade, I had a Hot Wheels notebook and
- 14:06Speaker 1: that's when like the cool like cooler kids had like
- 14:09Speaker 1: the ones where you put pictures in, and I was
- 14:11Speaker 1: so fucking jealous. I was like, I didn't know. I
- 14:14Speaker 1: didn't know about this what that was.
- 14:16Speaker 3: It was like a big sixth grade thing for me.
- 14:18Speaker 3: And yeah, like when seventh grade rolled around, that's when
- 14:21Speaker 3: like what was it like five star or whatever? Have
- 14:24Speaker 3: the zip up cloth binder or whatever.
- 14:26Speaker 2: Do you guys remember like the girls in school that
- 14:29Speaker 2: would do like the Playboy bun the stuff. You're way like,
- 14:34Speaker 2: you're way too young to be going down this path. Yeah, yeah,
- 14:37Speaker 2: but do.
- 14:38Speaker 1: You guys remember, Like I remember one of my fits.
- 14:41Speaker 1: It was like my outfits I was going in sixth grade.
- 14:43Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna look super fucking cool. It's
- 14:45Speaker 1: brand new geans like dark blue, yeah, white shoes, and
- 14:49Speaker 1: I had this button up red kind of it was
- 14:53Speaker 1: like a it was like a button up shirt. It's
- 14:57Speaker 1: not polo, it's not what's that called?
- 15:03Speaker 2: Like Henley but.
- 15:05Speaker 1: Like kind of but it was like a thin shirt.
- 15:08Speaker 1: But what's that called when you're like a tree cutter lumberjack? Yeah,
- 15:12Speaker 1: it was kind of that thing, but it was like
- 15:14Speaker 1: a thin one of the what's that called? Was like
- 15:17Speaker 1: square lines flannel? Yeah, it was a thin flannel, short
- 15:22Speaker 1: sleeve and it was red and I had a white
- 15:26Speaker 1: shirt underneath it with dark blue jeans and white pants.
- 15:29Speaker 1: And I was going in my very first day of sixth.
- 15:32Speaker 3: Grade jeans and white pants.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, dark blue jeans, a white undershirt, a
- 15:37Speaker 1: red short sleeved flannel, and white shoes. I remember I
- 15:44Speaker 1: was walking in. In my head, I was like, just
- 15:46Speaker 1: like you said, I was like, damn, dude, I'm about
- 15:48Speaker 1: to get all these you were you were.
- 15:52Speaker 2: Really leaning into your carpet Manchine Rosio Donald face.
- 15:56Speaker 3: So I was gonna say, I was gonna say, think
- 15:59Speaker 3: of the imagine what he's saying he's wearing. How is
- 16:04Speaker 3: that not exactly like the father from that Dinosaur TV?
- 16:07Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, dinosaurs or that God damn, I.
- 16:12Speaker 3: Want to be that guy at all. I like, so,
- 16:16Speaker 3: what was I want to have a question for? Yeah,
- 16:18Speaker 3: what was the word like you look back on and
- 16:19Speaker 3: you're like, why in the fuck did I let myself
- 16:21Speaker 3: go out of the house looking like that? What was
- 16:23Speaker 3: that fit? To have it in my head? I have
- 16:26Speaker 3: it in my head, and honestly, like if you think
- 16:28Speaker 3: for me, the thing that pisses me off my mind
- 16:30Speaker 3: is like if you just lay it out, you're like,
- 16:32Speaker 3: that doesn't seem so bad, but then when you put
- 16:34Speaker 3: it on me, you're like, that's a mistake.
- 16:38Speaker 1: I want to go first because I kind don't hear
- 16:40Speaker 1: yours last. I feel like your's gonna be the best,
- 16:42Speaker 1: so I actually, to me personally, I feel like I
- 16:45Speaker 1: was actually are you talking about?
- 16:47Speaker 3: Like like you put on a look and back then
- 16:49Speaker 3: you were like, I looking awesome, And if you saw
- 16:53Speaker 3: you today, back then he'd be like, you're a dork.
- 16:56Speaker 1: I didn't choose this, but I went to to an
- 17:01Speaker 1: aquarium and my dad was like, it's gonna be cold there,
- 17:05Speaker 1: so you have to wear sweats. And I did not
- 17:07Speaker 1: want to wear sweats, but I had to. But that
- 17:10Speaker 1: wasn't my choice. If we're talking about my choice. Honestly,
- 17:14Speaker 1: I've always felt like I always wear jeans, like a
- 17:18Speaker 1: black T shirt. Other than that sixth grade thing, which
- 17:21Speaker 1: I did look fine in it.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.
- 17:24Speaker 1: I honestly think I've been okay with what I wear
- 17:27Speaker 1: my whole life. So I don't have one specifically because
- 17:31Speaker 1: I like jeans, a band T shirt. That's what I wrote.
- 17:35Speaker 1: You go.
- 17:36Speaker 2: I went through a phase early on, maybe sixth seventh
- 17:39Speaker 2: grade around there where dragons started to appear on my shirt.
- 17:46Speaker 1: You remember that face a little bit.
- 17:48Speaker 2: We're like, oh, okay, I never had dragons. Dragon started
- 17:54Speaker 2: to And I remember going shopping with my dad right
- 17:56Speaker 2: before school, and I was like, this is such a
- 17:58Speaker 2: good shirt.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Dad was like, you're right, so you should have that
- 18:04Speaker 1: dragon shirt.
- 18:04Speaker 2: My dad was such a bully to me, which I
- 18:06Speaker 2: appreciate my dad.
- 18:08Speaker 1: I did want to get a fat Bastard shirt one
- 18:10Speaker 1: time and my dad because I've always been overweight, and
- 18:13Speaker 1: my dad goes, I was about to go into middle
- 18:16Speaker 1: school and I wanted from Austin Powers the fat basket.
- 18:19Speaker 1: And then I goes, you know what, maybe you shouldn't
- 18:21Speaker 1: get that. He didn't tell me why, But now that
- 18:24Speaker 1: I'm a dog, I'm like, oh, because it would have
- 18:27Speaker 1: been too easy, you know what I mean?
- 18:29Speaker 2: Do you remember that brand I heard it was called,
- 18:30Speaker 2: but it was like a big dog, kind of like
- 18:32Speaker 2: baitopin kind of.
- 18:33Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called big dog. I had some big dogs.
- 18:39Speaker 2: I remember my favorite shirt growing up was one of
- 18:41Speaker 2: those dogs, but he was dressed as a gesture. And
- 18:47Speaker 2: my cousin Ryan, Fuck you Ryan. But my my cousin
- 18:51Speaker 2: Ryan threw a well Wear's Waldo book at me and
- 18:54Speaker 2: it cut my ear almost Oh my god, and it
- 18:57Speaker 2: bled all over my big dog shirt.
- 19:04Speaker 1: Here's any pictures of you in that dragon?
- 19:06Speaker 2: I'm I'm sure I have dragon shirts, so if I
- 19:09Speaker 2: find them, we'll put them on our Infagram. So okay, yeah, I.
- 19:15Speaker 3: Think like the one. Honestly, the two, uh, the one,
- 19:18Speaker 3: I think that I probably hated the most looking back
- 19:21Speaker 3: on it, as I would wear like blue jeans whatever
- 19:23Speaker 3: off brand, you know, van shoes that you could get,
- 19:26Speaker 3: and then I had this thing that I couldn't stop.
- 19:30Speaker 3: I would wear a white shirt and then a short
- 19:32Speaker 3: sleep button up orange shirt over that, and I thought
- 19:36Speaker 3: that that blue and orange combo was the best fucking
- 19:38Speaker 3: thing in the world. So, I mean, any one of
- 19:41Speaker 3: those pieces, honestly on their own, are put on the
- 19:44Speaker 3: correct frame, would probably look pretty good. But when you
- 19:47Speaker 3: do it the way I was doing it. It was
- 19:49Speaker 3: a slightly oversized shirt, unbuttoned because you thought you were
- 19:52Speaker 3: gonna be like cast in Brink.
- 19:54Speaker 1: Two, you know what I mean.
- 19:57Speaker 3: So that was a horrible idea. But then we'll share
- 20:00Speaker 3: on top, I would tap. I would cap it with
- 20:02Speaker 3: a ball cap that was blue with a yellow brim,
- 20:06Speaker 3: you know, bill on the top, and then it was
- 20:08Speaker 3: like bright green underneath. And it was just a fucking disaster.
- 20:13Speaker 3: And I wore that ship. I would wash that every day.
- 20:16Speaker 3: I'd be like, end of the day, gonna wash my shirt,
- 20:19Speaker 3: Gonna iron it the way I was taught iron so
- 20:21Speaker 3: it looks fresh, get between the buttons, lay it out.
- 20:24Speaker 3: I'm going to school tomorrow looking like that. But I
- 20:26Speaker 3: wore the same ship repeatedly for weeks, and not only
- 20:30Speaker 3: the like did I think this was great? I don't
- 20:33Speaker 3: know why. No one walked up to me and like, hey, man,
- 20:36Speaker 3: do you need more?
- 20:39Speaker 1: You had a really nice hairstyle, I did, Yeah.
- 20:43Speaker 2: Did you have a mullet?
- 20:44Speaker 1: No?
- 20:44Speaker 3: I had the bulliest of bowl cuts.
- 20:46Speaker 1: Oh, it was so much of a bowl cut, like
- 20:50Speaker 1: so pristine, it couldn't have been any more of a bulk.
- 20:54Speaker 3: The only thing between me and a fat uh what
- 20:57Speaker 3: was that guy's name, Corey Sawar whatever his name was,
- 21:00Speaker 3: and saw off was I would instead of straight down
- 21:03Speaker 3: the middle parting it, I would part it slightly to
- 21:05Speaker 3: the left. That was it. But I was like, I
- 21:09Speaker 3: look cool, man, I'm so ready. Don't I look like
- 21:13Speaker 3: I was pulled out a little giants? And unfortunately, yeah
- 21:16Speaker 3: I did. But as like that guy everyone pissed on
- 21:19Speaker 3: before the actual movie started, So there's that look. And
- 21:22Speaker 3: then in middle school, like later in middle school, I
- 21:25Speaker 3: was addicted to this film.
- 21:29Speaker 1: Do I love?
- 21:32Speaker 3: Andy showed it to me so and I was like,
- 21:34Speaker 3: that's such and they looked like fucking hard to ask,
- 21:37Speaker 3: some motherfuckers, and so, dope, I'm gonna look like that.
- 21:39Speaker 3: So you can get black dickies from the store. You
- 21:41Speaker 3: can get a black tie, you can get a black
- 21:43Speaker 3: button up shirt. If you don't know what sizes mean, though,
- 21:46Speaker 3: you're gonna look dumb. And then when you have a gut,
- 21:50Speaker 3: you don't tuck in your shirt because otherwise your gut
- 21:53Speaker 3: hangs out. So I would wear this big, huge white
- 21:57Speaker 3: shirt and I'd roll up the sleeves because I got uncomfortable.
- 21:59Speaker 3: And then I would leave it untucked because I didn't
- 22:02Speaker 3: want anyone to make fun of me for being fat,
- 22:05Speaker 3: So wearing a big white shirt is going to help that, right, Yeah,
- 22:07Speaker 3: And then I would wear the tie, but I don't
- 22:10Speaker 3: like things really tight around my neck, so it would
- 22:13Speaker 3: be a little loose. I also didn't have like cool
- 22:16Speaker 3: slicked back hair nothing back then. No, no, no, I
- 22:20Speaker 3: had hair that was like down past my shoulders. So
- 22:22Speaker 3: I'm walking around like just looking like that in big
- 22:25Speaker 3: dicky black pants and a big white shirt with this
- 22:27Speaker 3: like thin, thin, loose black tie. And then I never
- 22:33Speaker 3: could get the jacket part, so it was either a
- 22:35Speaker 3: for a while it was just a black hoodie. But
- 22:37Speaker 3: then at one point Andy's dad gave me a leather
- 22:39Speaker 3: coat that he didn't want anymore.
- 22:41Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot, and it was a biker jacket.
- 22:43Speaker 3: Now alone, not a bad look, but his dad didn't
- 22:47Speaker 3: like the little cuff things on the shoulders, yeah, so
- 22:50Speaker 3: he cut those off, so I just had the rivet
- 22:52Speaker 3: for where the button part was. He took the belt
- 22:55Speaker 3: to keep it for his pants, and then he did
- 22:58Speaker 3: something else, so it was missing pieces. And then on
- 23:01Speaker 3: top of that, it was quote unquote designer, so it
- 23:04Speaker 3: was just a bunch of pieces of hide sewed together
- 23:07Speaker 3: and you could see all the seams everywhere. So it
- 23:09Speaker 3: was like someone couldn't afford one piece of skin, but
- 23:13Speaker 3: they could. They were able to cobble together like eighty
- 23:16Speaker 3: pieces of skin from a couple of cows, you know
- 23:18Speaker 3: what I mean. So it just it looked horrible. And
- 23:21Speaker 3: then I walked around like what's up, guys? But then
- 23:24Speaker 3: like I run hot too, Yeah, why the fuck would
- 23:28Speaker 3: I think wearing a big, thick leather jacket was gonna
- 23:31Speaker 3: look good? And then what shows water the best white? Yeah,
- 23:36Speaker 3: you go to a wet T shirt contest. It's not
- 23:38Speaker 3: like you're showing up in magenta or you know, like
- 23:42Speaker 3: awkward or something like that. No, it's a white T shirt.
- 23:44Speaker 3: So yeah, it was a mess. And I still was
- 23:47Speaker 3: committed to that look. I multiple shirts though I wasn't
- 23:50Speaker 3: doing the same thing, but still like.
- 23:51Speaker 1: And I was like, this is a great idea, so
- 23:54Speaker 1: really quick though, my dad did buy that jacket in
- 23:56Speaker 1: Canada and like a high class thing because he was
- 23:59Speaker 1: drunk and looked whatever. My second thing is, this is
- 24:04Speaker 1: right around the time when Avri Levine was getting really big,
- 24:10Speaker 1: Mark rocking that shit looking like a huge Avri Levine
- 24:15Speaker 1: fan with like a weird dude. I love you Mark, No.
- 24:18Speaker 2: Great, really cook Mark? So how long have you been
- 24:20Speaker 2: with with your with your wife.
- 24:23Speaker 3: Like over ten years over?
- 24:24Speaker 1: What was your.
- 24:25Speaker 2: Fashion sense in style when you got when you met her?
- 24:29Speaker 1: Did you not just hear what he said about the
- 24:30Speaker 1: Resados thing is that that's what your style was?
- 24:34Speaker 2: Did you happen together back then?
- 24:36Speaker 3: Now, by the time I hit like, I want to
- 24:38Speaker 3: say nineteen, I really started to seventeen to nineteen, I
- 24:42Speaker 3: started to dissolve into what I am today, which is
- 24:44Speaker 3: really like a blue jeans, shoes that don't really you know,
- 24:49Speaker 3: pull anyone's attention, a flat shirt or like a button
- 24:52Speaker 3: up shirt, and then just like here's a coat to
- 24:55Speaker 3: keep warm and a hat. Really like I went like, yeah,
- 24:59Speaker 3: I went from like Levine whatever he was saying, to like,
- 25:04Speaker 3: you know, suburban dad look just almost like it Like
- 25:07Speaker 3: there was a there was a slight transition of like
- 25:10Speaker 3: you started to see a little bit of that cowboy
- 25:12Speaker 3: come out. Yeah, because I did. I still have a
- 25:15Speaker 3: like a nineteen seventy five truck, you know, like an
- 25:18Speaker 3: old truck. And then I really liked the flannel and
- 25:20Speaker 3: I had like the what was it, the pearl snaps.
- 25:23Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I still love those kind of shirts.
- 25:27Speaker 3: But I did that for a little while, and I
- 25:28Speaker 3: grew out my beard, Like I cut my hair because I,
- 25:30Speaker 3: like I said, had long hair, and then literally I
- 25:32Speaker 3: cut it, and then I was like, this isn't right,
- 25:36Speaker 3: and then I just quit shaving. So it was just
- 25:39Speaker 3: as if I was never able to have I couldn't
- 25:41Speaker 3: go with a life with just the normal amount of hair.
- 25:44Speaker 3: I had to have an excess amount of hair somewhere.
- 25:47Speaker 3: So I changed it from my head, like the top
- 25:51Speaker 3: of my head to the bottom of my head.
- 25:53Speaker 2: Do you ever find yourself almost relapsing.
- 25:56Speaker 3: Into that kind of fashion, Yeah, our long.
- 25:58Speaker 2: Hair into like it like long hair, the fashion of
- 26:01Speaker 2: yester year, like getting out of like the the uniform.
- 26:04Speaker 3: Kind of sort of like I haven't really gone for
- 26:06Speaker 3: it yet, but I have been, like I really feel
- 26:08Speaker 3: like I'm, you know, a year's worth of good workouts
- 26:11Speaker 3: and a little bit of more fashion sense away from
- 26:14Speaker 3: like delving into like a like a Madman era, Like, oh,
- 26:18Speaker 3: I'm gonna have on hand a couple of different suits
- 26:21Speaker 3: and you know, ties and overcoats and the true door
- 26:25Speaker 3: hat like the wide brim, you.
- 26:27Speaker 1: Know, like, yeah, wait, you have a door hat.
- 26:30Speaker 3: No almost, but like the but not like the little
- 26:32Speaker 3: like when that's not really door for what it's called,
- 26:35Speaker 3: but more like the Indiana Jones style.
- 26:37Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have those on the bowld.
- 26:41Speaker 3: I'm not that far away.
- 26:42Speaker 2: From that because the three of us we're we're almost
- 26:45Speaker 2: to the point of our middle middle aged crisis coming
- 26:47Speaker 2: to board, Like we're almost there. So I'm really excited
- 26:50Speaker 2: to see what the middle aged crisis.
- 26:52Speaker 1: We're going to have to get some fucking Nike what
- 26:54Speaker 1: air Mac what are what are the dad Nikes?
- 26:56Speaker 3: I'm about to get those new balances.
- 26:59Speaker 1: Deal and I told each other when we hit third
- 27:01Speaker 1: and nine, we're both getting those. That's all we're gonna wrong.
- 27:03Speaker 2: I want to see what the jeorts are about, like
- 27:05Speaker 2: the jean shorts, oh georts, Yeah, I want to see
- 27:08Speaker 2: what that's about, George yeah, oh yeah. And maybe doing
- 27:10Speaker 2: like a one earring piercing like Harrison Wards.
- 27:12Speaker 1: So one of my buddies, I don't know why, but
- 27:15Speaker 1: for multiple not every year, I should start doing it
- 27:18Speaker 1: every year by buddy beans, Brian Reese if you're listening,
- 27:22Speaker 1: but for his like twenty third birthday, I gave him jeorts,
- 27:25Speaker 1: and then for like his like twenty seventh birthday, I
- 27:28Speaker 1: did it. And every couple of years, I'll just give
- 27:30Speaker 1: him a pair of jeorts, which I find super fucking funny.
- 27:33Speaker 1: But now I'm thinking about it, I should start doing
- 27:35Speaker 1: that every year. Could you imagine him getting because like
- 27:38Speaker 1: the first year I gave it to him, he opened
- 27:40Speaker 1: him up and he's so sweet. He was like, oh,
- 27:43Speaker 1: thank you so much, but he was probably like what
- 27:46Speaker 1: the fuck, Like.
- 27:47Speaker 3: What the fuck if you do that? Can you make it?
- 27:49Speaker 3: So every year they get progressively tighter, right just to
- 27:54Speaker 3: the point where it's like, what is the other like
- 27:56Speaker 3: the jeans with their spandex janks.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Oh wow, you were quick.
- 28:01Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I got a few pairs and make them
- 28:04Speaker 1: slightly higher, so the point where it's just like by
- 28:07Speaker 1: the time he's fifty, bro, these are just daisy dudes,
- 28:10Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening.
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