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Meta Platforms Q3 2026 Earnings Analysis

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**ALEX:** Welcome to Beta Finch, your AI-powered earnings breakdown! I'm Alex, joined as always by Jordan, and today we're diving into Meta's third quarter 2026 results, which dropped last night. And Jordan, there is a LOT to unpack here — a stock split, a new personal AI agent taking off like a rocket, and some pretty significant legal charges.

**JORDAN:** Yeah, this was a dense one. Lots of…

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