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Touring Mike Bocchetti's Wild Staten Island Home · Opie & Carl

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Speaker 1: What's up, lamb chop?
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Speaker 2: What's up?
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Speaker 3: Lamp job?
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Speaker 2: How are you, buddy?
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Speaker 1: What's going on outside by the water. I just wanted
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Speaker 1: a two pound lobster and dried clam belly. I am
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Speaker 1: about that lamp shop.
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Speaker 2: I like it.
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Speaker 4: I can't believe you're in Nantucket and I'm deep in
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Speaker 4: Staten Island getting ready to roll up on Mike Bischetti's
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Speaker 4: house to do a podcast.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that that commercial you did with them
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Speaker 1: meeting the Doritos single handedly one of my favorite things
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Speaker 1: I've ever seen with my two collectoral ridden eyes.
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Speaker 2: Now we need Joey to insert it right here.
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Speaker 5: Obie Radio.
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Speaker 4: You know that Mike had a heart attack, Uh you know,
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Speaker 4: soon after doing that whole thing for the radio show,
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Speaker 4: Right yeah, the kid took it hit. The kid took
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Speaker 4: a hit for the radio show. That's why I love
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Speaker 4: Mike BUSHETI and how.
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Speaker 1: Dedicated that radio show, that radio show.
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Speaker 4: How dedicated am I to this damn podcast. I'm in
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Speaker 4: the middle of Staten Island. You're in Nantucket. I could
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Speaker 4: be up there right now.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you would love it. Here. All the
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Speaker 1: girls look like girl and it's all the Halses are
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Speaker 1: great and everyone's just rich.
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Speaker 2: I like Nantucket.
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Speaker 4: But what I noticed over the years the women simply
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Speaker 4: don't have bodies on them.
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Speaker 2: It's really strange. Have you noticed that?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple, I'm closer than others. But I'm like
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Speaker 1: a good fine I'm pushing through here.
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Speaker 2: You're pushing through, all right? Have you ran into Vic
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Speaker 2: Henley yet?
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Speaker 1: I was with Vic Henry yesterday from from four point
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Speaker 1: thirty so about eleven o'clock at night. He got the
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Speaker 1: brunt of my first day drinking binge. He's almost dead.
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Speaker 1: Ron White told me to slow down.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 1: So they have a thing up here, Opie that I
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Speaker 1: fell in love with. It is a place called Cisco Brewery.
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Speaker 1: So I go into this beautiful house. This house costs
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Speaker 1: more than New Jersey, right. So I walk into this house,
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Speaker 1: beautiful house. I'm flirting with the nice little sixty one
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Speaker 1: year old and little sun dress. She loved me. Oh,
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Speaker 1: I'll tell that stories for another day. So they have
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Speaker 1: Voka cranberries in a can up here. Focus the vodka
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Speaker 1: Vaka cranberry and soda with a touch of lemon in
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Speaker 1: a can like a beer.
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Speaker 2: Wow, that sounds delish.
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Speaker 1: I had seventy two hundred of them and I and
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Speaker 1: I was just I mean hitting on girls, blurred and
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Speaker 1: like worst thing ever heard, Like come here, Maama, Like
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Speaker 1: it was just dad, were you in?
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Speaker 2: Were you in Bob Seager mode? I was?
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Speaker 1: It was night Moves brou all right.
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Speaker 4: Yeah for the people that I don't know, we we
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Speaker 4: kind of right, how bad Carl is with Bob Seger songs?
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Speaker 2: You're in night Moves?
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Speaker 4: Okay, you're you're fucking The wheels are off, the wheels
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Speaker 4: are off.
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Speaker 1: I had to switch from one bed to another because
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Speaker 1: I think I made a pep. It was wet. I
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Speaker 1: got two twin beds. I woke up like far in
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Speaker 1: the morning. I had to do the olden witch room.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, quote the quote my man, Oh, I
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Speaker 1: have to switch that for the kid.
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Speaker 2: My god. You think you wet yourself?
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Speaker 1: Well, I'm not sure. There was no stand on my feet,
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Speaker 1: so there wasn't ocean water. Maybe I just fell from
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Speaker 1: side down on my pants on in the puddle. But
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Speaker 1: looked in that it's looking like a peepee. It looking
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Speaker 1: it's looking like I made a peep.
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Speaker 2: All right, but you're in Nantucky.
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Speaker 1: It's acceptable, I told, I told the cleaning lady, I
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Speaker 1: dropped some wine on the bed because it doesn'tmell like alcohol.
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Speaker 2: Wait wine, hopefully it wasn't red wine.
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, he's not clear and he's
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Speaker 1: very wet and all the way down to the matrip.
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Speaker 1: So they're gonna do a little switcher root for the
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Speaker 1: kid today. Oh my god, bro, I'm not sure what happened.
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Speaker 2: All right, I'm not I'm not judging, definitely not judging.
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Speaker 6: I'm not.
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Speaker 1: I can't. I'm not officially saying I pie the bed.
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Speaker 1: It could have been a prank. You know a lot
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Speaker 1: of comedians up here, you know what's going on.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you peed yourself. I'm sorry. I'm not accepting that.
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Speaker 2: I'm not accepting that one. You ped yourself. That means
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Speaker 2: you're having a good time in Nantucket.
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Speaker 1: I wanted to try the peace story on your first
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Speaker 1: see if I can get away with it. But I
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Speaker 1: guess not. I'm just I have to push.
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Speaker 2: Through parlap and out of our crew.
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Speaker 4: You know, I'm the easy one, and I'm already like, nope,
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Speaker 4: re peede yourself.
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Speaker 2: I'm the easy one to get it.
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Speaker 1: I just wanted to get it out there before Sharon
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Speaker 1: and up here and I get dismantled.
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Speaker 4: Bro, we're watching we're watching. Well I shouldn't say we.
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Speaker 4: I'll just say this. I gotta protect people. I'm watching
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Speaker 4: a drug deal go down as I roll up to
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Speaker 4: Mike Bishetti's house.
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Speaker 2: I uh, I just texted you the address.
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Speaker 4: So if I'm missing an action, you know where I am,
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Speaker 4: and you you send in your boys.
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Speaker 1: All right, Well, wait whouse. If there's a drug deal
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Speaker 1: going on, I'm gonna text you right now a little
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Speaker 1: order Mutton a favorite go get Tristy sent on the phone.
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Speaker 1: Let's get this figured.
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Speaker 5: Out, all right?
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Speaker 2: You want me to roll down the window. I can
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Speaker 2: try this out.
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Speaker 1: You want to try you What you do is make
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Speaker 1: like a make like a Rochie thing with your two fingers,
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Speaker 1: like you're gonna smoke weed, and then and then make
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Speaker 1: like a needle hand like dejecting a needle, and then
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Speaker 1: do one touching your nose, and that way we'll know
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Speaker 1: what he's what he's carrying.
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Speaker 4: Third Beast Coach, No kid, you're waving everyone home. I'm
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Speaker 4: on my way cause I uh, I'll be up there
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Speaker 4: soon and then we'll continue podcasting up there.
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Speaker 2: I guess huh.
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Speaker 1: I can't wait, man, how's Mikey doing.
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Speaker 2: Mikey's good. Mikey's in the car right now. What's up?
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Speaker 7: Call?
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Speaker 8: I'm rocking your hat right now, buddy.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not cool, bro.
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Speaker 2: I'm wearing I'm wearing it right now. Wait, he really
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Speaker 2: has one of your hats left?
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Speaker 3: You left it with my hat?
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Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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Speaker 1: I didn't leave it. I gave it to the guy.
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Speaker 1: So I gave it to Rob Westwood one.
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Speaker 5: Wow.
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Speaker 1: What what that's that's that's take, that's take, Mike. Call
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Speaker 1: me tell me. I left my wallet in my pants, right,
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Now he's got it. I
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Speaker 1: left it enough in a whole bin with my bows
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Speaker 1: danceling headphones that I haven't seen in two months.
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Speaker 2: Damn it. Well it looks good.
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Speaker 1: It looks he looks good. He's like good looking dude,
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
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Speaker 2: So I got to know the deal with the sixty
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Speaker 2: one year old.
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Speaker 1: What happened?
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Speaker 2: I need to know the deal with the sixty one
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Speaker 2: year old.
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Speaker 1: We were at the party and she was super wealthy
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Speaker 1: and just you know, ripping in gold like kink cut.
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Speaker 1: And that's my that's my market out here. I'm not
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Speaker 1: gonna waste my time. With some little girl when I'm
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Speaker 1: being good buying spikini. That's a waste of time. So
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Speaker 1: teams wearing like a like a like a surround or
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Speaker 1: something like you know, one of these wrapping around. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and you know, like her like her son pan was
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Speaker 1: showing like on the side of her of her body,
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Speaker 1: so I touched her. No one's touching this lady in
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Speaker 1: twenty five years, you know what I mean, right, And
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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like looking good man, and she's like, well,
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Speaker 1: thank you, And that's it. I knew she was sad
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Speaker 1: that Jason Bourne on the case and then just had
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Speaker 1: in the corner of the everybody's uncomfortable oping, nobody wants
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Speaker 1: to deal with me game like I'm wearing a shirt
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Speaker 1: that the day drinking and nat foot blops with black Fox,
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Speaker 1: And I got this lady pinned on the corner of
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Speaker 1: a deck and a twenty million dollar house and she's
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Speaker 1: having the time of her life. Yeah, and she's like
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Speaker 1: telling me rich stories like oh, you remind me of
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Speaker 1: Larry from Rhinebeck, New York in nineteen seventy one. He's
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Speaker 1: so happy. I'm like, yeah, whatever, And then we're just
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Speaker 1: you know, and nobody got near me. It was like
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Speaker 1: I set off a stink bomb. No one. It was
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Speaker 1: just seeing her in the corner and everyone through the
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Speaker 1: big windows just watching me take this down. Takes his
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Speaker 1: game down.
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Speaker 2: Oh and my god. I know you love older women, but.
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Speaker 1: Damn she was She was perfect.
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Speaker 3: She was so nice.
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Speaker 1: She smelled like money. It is incredible, man, things incredible.
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna Oh see, I'm single. I I want
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Speaker 1: to be kept. I'm not. I'm not doing this dating
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Speaker 1: thing anymore. Like I gotta take people to dinner. No way,
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Speaker 1: this place, this play's gonna give me a boat if
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Speaker 1: I take my cards right. You know, I don't have
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Speaker 1: real estate, you know what I mean. I want to
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Speaker 1: I want to date with real estate at the end
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Speaker 1: of it, not not not three warriors and seking and
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Speaker 1: a missing dog.
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Speaker 2: Bring up the dog.
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Speaker 1: Uh, you know it's a it's a sore spot with me.
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Speaker 4: Speaking of dog, I just pulled up to mikeeties and
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Speaker 4: there's a huge sign that says.
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Speaker 3: Beware of dog.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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Speaker 4: And then and then there's like religious statues outside Mike
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Speaker 4: Bishetti's house, a lot of religious.
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Speaker 1: As as a criminal, as a as a reformed criminal.
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Speaker 1: Whenever you see a beware with dogs sign and there's
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Speaker 1: no dog in the owners scared of people?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I understand, rob Yeah, I even know that one.
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Speaker 2: I know that one. All right.
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Speaker 1: That's like when you drive around rich neighborhood you look
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Speaker 1: for the houses with no pools because you know they're
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Speaker 1: not there in the summer.
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Speaker 2: Oh oh.
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Speaker 4: Shit, he's a legit purpose. I don't ask too many
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Speaker 4: questions about Carl's past.
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Speaker 2: Ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore all the signs around you.
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Speaker 2: He's just a nice chef from humble beginnings. So he
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Speaker 2: didn't you know, he's not commenting on that, or he
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Speaker 2: might have hung up.
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Speaker 9: Carl, he's gone, opie.
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Speaker 2: Let's move on, lost of them?
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Speaker 9: I think so Carl looks like missus Robinson's call on
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Speaker 9: the Cuban in for a second.
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Speaker 3: Aow, that's how we lose Carl the sixty one year
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Speaker 3: old got up?
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Speaker 2: Yo, Carle, where are you buddy? Mike's house? That's right, Mike,
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Speaker 2: that's the house there, unsavory characters over here. You think
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Speaker 2: my car's gonna be safe here? I think you're good.
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Speaker 2: This's a weird neighborhood.
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Speaker 4: All right, let's roll up the podcast has mene fuck
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Speaker 4: it it doesn't have to be formal.
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Speaker 2: I'll call Carl back after this is done. That sounds
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Speaker 2: like a plan, doesn't Yeah, I think it does.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 2: We're in the middle of Staten Island walking up to
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Speaker 2: Mike Pischetti's house. People want to know who Mike Bischetti
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Speaker 2: as well.
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Speaker 4: He's a comedian. He used to do my radio show. Uh,
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Speaker 4: I'm turning my body because his wind. Joey hates wind.
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Speaker 3: Hey, oh the wind, the wind.
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Speaker 1: I know, Joey.
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Speaker 3: I think I think I turned enough for the windows
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Speaker 3: in that bet so.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Mike's a comedian. He's worked with already Lang a lot.
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Speaker 4: He's done my radio shows over.
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Speaker 2: The over the years.
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Speaker 4: And uh, he looks like Beaker from the Muppets, to
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Speaker 4: the point where every Halloween when we decorate our pumpkins
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Speaker 4: and our gourds, we make Mike bischetties. There's a picture
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Speaker 4: of that on my Instagram. If you care, I'll be radio.
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Speaker 4: And Mike had a heart attack too.
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Speaker 3: Who I hear?
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Speaker 5: I hear?
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Speaker 8: People?
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Speaker 1: Is my gay?
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Speaker 3: Open the door?
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Speaker 8: Hey, guys, I got stuff?
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Speaker 3: You got stuff?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 8: Downstairs? I got my own shit. OK, if you if
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Speaker 8: a few guys, you're on right now? Oh nuch be gone.
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Speaker 8: Hey guys, thank you welcome. It's good to say you.
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Speaker 5: Man.
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Speaker 8: I don't know why I'm welcoming you.
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Speaker 3: I guess I'm welcoming you to the podcast, and you're welcoming.
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Speaker 8: Uh yeah, I got one of those stairs. You guys
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Speaker 8: want that. I got a guy that taint chip full
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Speaker 8: of the nonsens and eating now.
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Speaker 3: And how good you look?
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Speaker 5: Good?
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Speaker 1: Bro?
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Speaker 5: You thank you.
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Speaker 3: You're trying to get back into shape by sick.
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Speaker 8: I was taking a little long and child, what do
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Speaker 8: you what do you expecting to this fat guy?
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Speaker 5: Mike?
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Speaker 10: There's some savy, savory characters in the neighbor Oh his
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Speaker 10: head totally Itch, it's your next Oh yeah, oh really no, no,
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Speaker 10: yeah I saw it.
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Speaker 8: There was a dude don't with a neck tattoo.
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Speaker 3: Making no no, no, no, no, he's talking mob. Oh
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Speaker 3: really yeah?
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Speaker 8: Oh no, it was hosting that. I own was still itch.
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Speaker 2: Wait is a mob area?
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Speaker 3: I really don't know where are we going? Actually? Wait,
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Speaker 3: can't give us a tour of the house first.
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Speaker 8: You got a bumbup stairs. She'll be going cuckoo from
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Speaker 8: bringing you guys up.
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Speaker 3: What hey, man, what's up?
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Speaker 2: Who are you?
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Speaker 3: What's up? South? You're on the podcast already?
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Speaker 2: Is that Mike's brother?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Tony, what's going on? Man? I want to hey man,
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Speaker 3: nice to meet check. What's your name, Tony? Tony? What's up? Tony?
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Speaker 2: Wait?
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Speaker 3: This is where you do the podcast? Mike? Yeah? Very cool?
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Speaker 4: You got a green screen down the air. You gotta
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Speaker 4: set the whole thing up. Oh you have the co
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Speaker 4: host on his podcasts out you guys?
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Speaker 7: All right on?
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Speaker 8: You want right to Wow?
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Speaker 3: Nothing but the best for us today? There, bashety.
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Speaker 2: I got the veggie chips, good and healthy.
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Speaker 3: What else you got us?
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Speaker 4: The thin rights, crispy crunchy, great tasting baked pretzel, and
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Speaker 4: one tiny bag of smart food white cheddar popcorn.
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Speaker 8: Who knows what the hell were eating?
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Speaker 5: Really?
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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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Speaker 8: They tell you all kinds of shit and eighty a
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Speaker 8: smell of government will be fund some shit wrong with it?
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Speaker 3: Of course? Give me a torri you house? Is this
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Speaker 3: where you live?
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Speaker 1: To?
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Speaker 3: Uh? Oh? Is mom?
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Speaker 7: Cool?
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Speaker 3: Yes? Are we allowed to smoke pot down here?
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Speaker 5: No?
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Speaker 3: No, all right, I'll be cool. What if I got
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Speaker 3: my g pen and you can't even smell the marijuana?
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Speaker 2: Oh? Wow?
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Speaker 3: You got one of those tiny yip yip dogs she's awesome.
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Speaker 3: She seems awesome. How old is she?
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Speaker 2: What's her name?
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Speaker 8: She's like five?
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Speaker 3: What do you mean that dog's awesome?
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Speaker 5: She is?
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Speaker 3: She just looked at me. How could she be awesome?
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Speaker 2: All right?
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Speaker 3: All right, next to meet your dog?
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Speaker 2: All right, all right?
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Speaker 3: Where are we going now?
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Speaker 5: Mike?
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Speaker 3: Hey, like Cruschetti's mom, you're on my podcast? Oh really yeah?
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Speaker 7: Everything and everything's goods coming here.
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Speaker 3: No, it was a nice ride from Manhattan. You know
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Speaker 3: what you should Upper west Side. You guys are like
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Speaker 3: deep into staten Is lived here though.
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Speaker 8: I was born in Inwood.
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Speaker 5: Really.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, we lived in and then we lived a hunt
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Speaker 7: thirty eight. Yeah, and then it came down out nice.
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Speaker 3: I like Stanny. I'm not here often. I don't know
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Speaker 3: much about it, but that's pretty cool. I just meant
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Speaker 3: your dog, Oh yeah, right, yeah.
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Speaker 8: She's like me too loyal to one person. Yaashed up
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Speaker 8: and even family members are no after Yeah, the Psyche coach.
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Speaker 3: What do you want to say about Mike on the podcast?
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Speaker 3: He's a lovely boy.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: He's done a lot of great radio for me over
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Speaker 4: the years, so I felt like I owed him a
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Speaker 4: favorite to come to his house.
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Speaker 3: That's very nice.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, you appreciates show one time. I should under the
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Speaker 8: woman created you should. I wouldn't tell us to the
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Speaker 8: people from you.
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Speaker 3: When did you know Mike was funny.
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Speaker 7: To his car?
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Speaker 2: Does he pay the bills? Does he help with bills?
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Speaker 3: Yes?
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Speaker 8: He does, because it's.
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Speaker 3: A little weird that he's still living a bomb.
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Speaker 8: I don't want I want my kids too. Would make
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Speaker 8: this way?
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Speaker 5: I love it?
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Speaker 7: Hequest my fat.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
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Speaker 8: That's I'm sorry.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's another way to look at it.
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Speaker 2: So sure was here?
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Speaker 3: What did Mike invite the whole neighborhood?
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Speaker 4: The door bell has been ringing ever since I got here,
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Speaker 4: you know, I met a whole bunch.
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Speaker 3: Of people already, and thank you for thank you for
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Speaker 3: the snacks that Mike bought. Yeah, bought some pretzels. He
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Speaker 3: has that heart of gold, he does. Yeah. Is he
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Speaker 3: taking care of himself ever since you know the heart attacks?
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
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Speaker 8: I get his food and I prepared and make sure
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Speaker 8: he's right the way he's supposed to.
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Speaker 3: We're all worried about Mike with that.
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Speaker 5: I was too.
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Speaker 7: I was llan and I you woke me up, and
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Speaker 7: he said, ma, I said, Mike, I thought he was
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Speaker 7: coming around Chris, so I said, what's up, Mike. I
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Speaker 7: though it's a good time. It's on his way home.
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Speaker 7: Havn't a got Italian?
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Speaker 2: You guys like yeah shaken right, Yeah.
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Speaker 7: I said, well, I'm in the city but waiting for
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Speaker 7: nandways to come. Don't worry about it, carry back binging,
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Speaker 7: hangs up, I have no do what I wish? Okay, anyway,
18:01
Speaker 7: make a long story shot, n y U came the ambulance.
18:04
Speaker 7: They took break here because my brother died. A fifty
18:07
Speaker 7: seven was hot, but the other fifty two.
18:10
Speaker 8: My mother was sixty eight. Now I have a heart attack.
18:12
Speaker 8: I have a heart so I say, good, don't take
18:15
Speaker 8: myself please.
18:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're looking great.
18:18
Speaker 8: You're eighty October.
18:23
Speaker 3: You're gonna be eighty.
18:25
Speaker 2: Damn.
18:26
Speaker 3: You're doing something right. Mom's eighty, Mikey, she can be
18:30
Speaker 3: lady October for I'll wait check a truck October second.
18:34
Speaker 2: All right, put me here to be.
18:36
Speaker 8: I'd about my kids.
18:37
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it, all right, right on, I'll let
18:40
Speaker 4: you be if you want to do the podcast.
18:41
Speaker 3: What else we'd love to have you eighty something done?
18:47
Speaker 11: Oh my okay, al right, okay, alright, okay, that's just great.
18:57
Speaker 3: I want to strangle that dog. Mike. Nor is this
19:01
Speaker 3: where you live?
19:02
Speaker 6: Yeah?
19:03
Speaker 3: This is your room.
19:04
Speaker 8: Yeah it's pretty.
19:07
Speaker 2: You don't really have much in your room, Mike.
19:11
Speaker 8: I try not to try to keep it easy.
19:13
Speaker 2: Wait, you got you got?
19:16
Speaker 3: You got some antique trains on a.
19:19
Speaker 2: On a dresser.
19:22
Speaker 3: He why don't you walk me over here?
19:23
Speaker 2: Come on?
19:23
Speaker 4: This is like doing cribs on MTV. This is the
19:26
Speaker 4: bed where you uh you know, have you ever? Have
19:30
Speaker 4: you ever brought a girl home to this bed?
19:32
Speaker 5: No?
19:32
Speaker 8: I haven't sleep at your mask. It's not easy.
19:37
Speaker 3: Wait.
19:37
Speaker 4: You live with your mom with a really loud dog,
19:40
Speaker 4: so you can't even sneak the girls in here, and
19:43
Speaker 4: you sleep with a sleep at me mask.
19:45
Speaker 8: I'm probably worrying to them to get a home invasion.
19:50
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a hell of a backyard.
19:52
Speaker 8: We got a fake tree you like, Fay, you know,
19:56
Speaker 8: I'll bring you fix.
19:57
Speaker 3: Oh that would be one.
19:58
Speaker 2: I love this.
20:00
Speaker 8: I'll show you.
20:01
Speaker 3: Come on over here. All right, this is from like
20:05
Speaker 3: nineteen twenty three. You gotta explain it because this is
20:07
Speaker 3: in video.
20:08
Speaker 5: What is it?
20:08
Speaker 3: Okay? You don't even American's good American fly.
20:12
Speaker 8: It looks like you got to watch what you get.
20:15
Speaker 3: Okay, this is awesome.
20:16
Speaker 8: Ok this will be the first plastic Traine. I'm not
20:19
Speaker 8: like this is some orgy. It's a wind up. Check
20:23
Speaker 8: this out, guys.
20:24
Speaker 3: Okay, I love this.
20:26
Speaker 2: You know they love sounds on podcasts. It's not working.
20:31
Speaker 3: Wait working, damn it?
20:34
Speaker 5: What happened?
20:39
Speaker 1: Yeah?
20:39
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
20:40
Speaker 5: All right?
20:41
Speaker 3: Sounds like radio static. Yeah, yes, really cool.
20:45
Speaker 8: It's my favorite.
20:46
Speaker 2: Okay, where are we going now?
20:50
Speaker 8: Check out heavy Studios.
20:52
Speaker 3: You have little little toy cars from England.
20:54
Speaker 8: You said cordry are cordials, they're washing they're cordials. Yeah, okay,
21:02
Speaker 8: what is it? It's a race car?
21:04
Speaker 7: Have you that think?
21:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like an old school race car. Absolutely from
21:08
Speaker 3: the turn of the century. I don't know, just maybe
21:10
Speaker 3: a fake.
21:14
Speaker 2: I say, you got a jump rope over there?
21:18
Speaker 3: Can you jump rope on the podcast for us? You
21:21
Speaker 3: want to go in the backyard and try it?
21:23
Speaker 8: I don't know if I can. I haven't really did
21:25
Speaker 8: anything that's physically.
21:27
Speaker 4: So you just have a jump rope under your TV
21:29
Speaker 4: or rca TV from that TV's got to be from.
21:35
Speaker 3: Is it really a night?
21:37
Speaker 2: Sorry about this?
21:38
Speaker 9: Is OB Radio's final cut producer. I'm obligated to step
21:41
Speaker 9: in here under the circumstances of what some calling the
21:44
Speaker 9: business double audio. I like to refer to it as
21:47
Speaker 9: a sonic abortion, sort of a non life threatening form
21:51
Speaker 9: of friendly fire that's usually caused by invited listeners who
21:55
Speaker 9: want to contest, or possible sponsors being schmoozed by salespeople
21:59
Speaker 9: who get to sit in the studio and watch but
22:02
Speaker 9: are told to keep quiet while the show's in progress.
22:04
Speaker 9: Well sometimes, as in this moment, it's caused by less
22:08
Speaker 9: experienced producers who've been recently hired and for some reason
22:11
Speaker 9: find themselves bored with the current conversation.
22:15
Speaker 2: Like this case.
22:15
Speaker 9: Here we have our newest member of the team, Mike Saffo,
22:19
Speaker 9: who I respect immensely as a fifteen year vet on
22:22
Speaker 9: the NYPD, But now while he's moonlighting as a producer
22:25
Speaker 9: for Westwood One, he's making my job a bit of
22:28
Speaker 9: a fucking nightmare.
22:29
Speaker 2: And then their sal you'll get to hear more of
22:31
Speaker 2: him a bit later. He kind of reminds me of
22:34
Speaker 2: a modern day.
22:34
Speaker 9: Rupert pupkin, and also doesn't seem to get the hint
22:37
Speaker 9: from our legendary host that even though the interview comes
22:40
Speaker 9: off as a simple exchange.
22:42
Speaker 2: There is a method to this. Opie's actually working. He
22:46
Speaker 2: just makes it look easy. Now, excuse our.
22:49
Speaker 9: Host Greg Hughes, mostly known as Opie, for making everyone,
22:52
Speaker 9: including Mike's annoying chihuahua, so comfortable that they feel no
22:56
Speaker 9: responsibility to the product whatsoever or regard for the scene.
23:00
Speaker 9: He's trying to sit for you by remaining quiet, or,
23:03
Speaker 9: as we say, to simply stand by. As we go
23:06
Speaker 9: deeper into the conversation with our guests, we apologize for
23:09
Speaker 9: this debacle and promise it'll be fixed.
23:12
Speaker 2: But let's not be too hard on until As for
23:15
Speaker 2: the rest of.
23:15
Speaker 9: This ship show brought to you by two animals who walk.
23:18
Speaker 2: Upright, What the.
23:22
Speaker 3: It's a square TV? We found the last square TV?
23:25
Speaker 8: And your mom has my mom has? I went upstairs. Guys,
23:29
Speaker 8: there's flat screen of great right, yeah, this is horrible.
23:34
Speaker 3: So once you get yourself a flat screen, you're you're
23:36
Speaker 3: a successful comic. Well not really, why are you laughing?
23:44
Speaker 3: I think you're successful?
23:45
Speaker 8: Well, thank you for your super successful I wouldn't be
23:48
Speaker 8: here if I didn't think you were successful. And I'm
23:52
Speaker 8: kind of talking with this.
23:53
Speaker 3: I'm a little sad by your surroundings. On the square.
23:56
Speaker 8: You know what, I've been doing a lot of good stuff.
23:58
Speaker 8: I've been doing a lot of writing.
23:59
Speaker 2: Okay, I bought it.
24:00
Speaker 3: I bought Final Draft, Final Draft.
24:03
Speaker 5: Yah.
24:04
Speaker 8: Started riding stuff the heart a deck. I'm serious. I
24:07
Speaker 8: can close a couple of times of selling people stuffed
24:10
Speaker 8: like Fumantle Media. Yeah, people like that. I came very
24:13
Speaker 8: close to selling stuff good but they dropped the ball, and.
24:15
Speaker 2: You know, let you know what I mean.
24:16
Speaker 8: It was, what are you gonna do?
24:19
Speaker 3: What's your most valuable possession?
24:21
Speaker 5: Uh?
24:22
Speaker 2: Here, walk us to it. Well, I don't know if
24:26
Speaker 2: it's valuable if you're not.
24:27
Speaker 3: Really using it. I mean, I don't know what the
24:31
Speaker 3: most valuable. Wait? Did we just see all your possessions?
24:34
Speaker 4: No?
24:35
Speaker 8: I had some other stuff hidden here someplaces.
24:38
Speaker 3: Wait, there's really not much in your in your room, and.
24:41
Speaker 6: No, I don't.
24:42
Speaker 8: I try to keep an issue because you know, I'm
24:44
Speaker 8: Oscar Madison. So it's okay, you forgot you'd changed before.
24:47
Speaker 3: You got you got here? Can we open your drawers?
24:52
Speaker 8: Basic stuff?
24:54
Speaker 3: Basic clothes? Right?
24:56
Speaker 5: Uh?
24:57
Speaker 3: Not really folded? Sal?
24:58
Speaker 5: No?
24:58
Speaker 3: You said sal?
24:59
Speaker 1: Right?
25:00
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sal? Who does the podcast with Mike Bishett.
25:04
Speaker 8: Open?
25:05
Speaker 5: Yeah?
25:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard of it. I haven't listened to it.
25:08
Speaker 3: We just sloughted it, so you know, Okay, there you go.
25:10
Speaker 3: How many episodes you guys? Up to three? All right,
25:14
Speaker 3: I'm gonna definitely check it out.
25:15
Speaker 8: Thank you.
25:17
Speaker 4: All right, Well, I was hoping that we get a
25:20
Speaker 4: better tour of your house before we start anything else.
25:22
Speaker 4: Anything else he could show us in this house. Maybe
25:26
Speaker 4: some family photos. Let's go family photos.
25:29
Speaker 8: You don't have to, you know what, because in Shandy
25:30
Speaker 8: we lost them. How did you lose them?
25:33
Speaker 3: Shandy and stud Island?
25:34
Speaker 8: Oh we got Gyro, I got anything past the age
25:38
Speaker 8: of thirty five.
25:42
Speaker 4: Well, let's wander around the house a little more and
25:44
Speaker 4: then and then we'll settle in for a podcast.
25:46
Speaker 8: This is my jury is bathroom.
25:48
Speaker 3: Let me see the bathroom. You got your own bathroom?
25:50
Speaker 8: Yes, I love it, bro.
25:52
Speaker 3: This could be the thinnest bathroom. I wait, I think
25:55
Speaker 3: I could fit. I don't think you could fit in
25:58
Speaker 3: here with me?
25:58
Speaker 2: Mike, No, I did.
26:00
Speaker 8: It's a great it's a very.
26:02
Speaker 2: Can I do it?
26:03
Speaker 3: Can I look in the medicine cabinet. I'm a big
26:05
Speaker 3: fan of looking at people's medicine cabinets.
26:09
Speaker 8: Oh, all right, what do we got?
26:11
Speaker 5: Oh?
26:11
Speaker 3: That's hot medicine, a lot of heart medicine. I say,
26:13
Speaker 3: this is packs packsawd, Oh, you got the OCD?
26:17
Speaker 8: Have it such on twenty six?
26:19
Speaker 3: Why twenty six? That shouldn't happen. Why did it happen
26:22
Speaker 3: at twenty six? I don't know.
26:24
Speaker 8: It's very weird.
26:25
Speaker 3: You know, I got OCD in my family.
26:27
Speaker 1: Are you sure your shait?
26:28
Speaker 3: My mom's really fucked up with the OCD.
26:30
Speaker 9: Once again, we apologize for this brief moment of confusion.
26:34
Speaker 9: Remind me to schedule my next conference call. In the
26:36
Speaker 9: same room, Sapo and salare recording their podcast.
26:41
Speaker 12: She to get hospitalized out then all that stuff, Mike,
26:44
Speaker 12: and she's been on every pill.
26:45
Speaker 8: Don't take too many of those pills. Those pills are garbage,
26:49
Speaker 8: of course they are.
26:51
Speaker 3: You heal your own brain, You hear your own brain,
26:54
Speaker 3: heal your own brain.
26:55
Speaker 8: Yeah, you can heal your own The thing is, but oh,
26:58
Speaker 8: the pendrohen had happened. Here, here's ago, like like a
27:01
Speaker 8: hundred years ago, to put black people in the fucking
27:04
Speaker 8: cloths and they can't do nothing with them.
27:06
Speaker 3: So at twenty six, how did the OCD come on?
27:08
Speaker 3: It just happened to make in what way do you
27:10
Speaker 3: remember it's.
27:11
Speaker 8: Like, you know, like checking door knobs and all that
27:13
Speaker 8: other stuff. Yeah, and then my mind just kept it
27:16
Speaker 8: was kept having the same repetitive thoughts on over over again.
27:19
Speaker 3: What was the repetitive thought?
27:21
Speaker 8: Repelcan emotionally shick and mentally sick, and it wouldn't stop.
27:25
Speaker 8: I was only twenty six and at that time, there's
27:28
Speaker 8: like eighty eight thirty years ago. They had no idea
27:31
Speaker 8: what oh did watch? Then they gave me fucking hal dooll?
27:33
Speaker 3: What she get to like?
27:34
Speaker 8: Jack the rip?
27:35
Speaker 5: Wow?
27:36
Speaker 8: It was horrible? Horrible?
27:38
Speaker 3: What did that make?
27:38
Speaker 1: You? Did?
27:38
Speaker 8: Just diagnosed? I feel like al Capone's grandson.
27:43
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means. Well, it's funny
27:46
Speaker 3: just to say, all right now much in the medicine cabinet,
27:49
Speaker 3: I think we can move on some good to see you.
27:50
Speaker 8: It wait forever. So I'm happy to say, what is
27:52
Speaker 8: the vintage black?
27:54
Speaker 7: Oh?
27:54
Speaker 8: This is some shitty stuff I brought in?
27:55
Speaker 1: Uh what do you call it? Uh?
27:58
Speaker 8: TJ Max? Make sure it don't smell that.
28:01
Speaker 3: Oh it's a little uh.
28:04
Speaker 1: Yeah sure?
28:04
Speaker 5: And what's in this thing? Yeah?
28:07
Speaker 3: My feet? Wait, you got teeth?
28:10
Speaker 8: I have a brace of dreh. When did you have
28:12
Speaker 8: dentures forever.
28:14
Speaker 3: Wait, you can pull your teeth that right out. I'll
28:16
Speaker 3: show you all right, I've known you for years and I,
28:19
Speaker 3: oh my god, your teeth come out, Mike, his teeth
28:23
Speaker 3: come out?
28:23
Speaker 7: What?
28:24
Speaker 1: I never know this?
28:26
Speaker 8: Oh my god, this was the first podcast.
28:29
Speaker 3: You should have had a video of the whole time.
28:31
Speaker 9: Yeah, then we could have put a face to the
28:32
Speaker 9: assholes ruining this episode.
28:35
Speaker 3: I didn't know your teeth came out.
28:36
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I'm very quiet about it.
28:38
Speaker 3: Now. Okay, I'll say why I never knew because they
28:42
Speaker 3: look so natural.
28:44
Speaker 9: Perfect time to start moving metal patio furniture across the floor,
28:49
Speaker 9: right on. Thank you fucking a.
28:52
Speaker 8: I know, did the smile everything, just could do the
28:55
Speaker 8: great job.
28:55
Speaker 3: I love a smile. I had no idea. Do you
28:59
Speaker 3: put him in that at?
29:00
Speaker 1: Uh?
29:01
Speaker 13: Yeah?
29:02
Speaker 8: Yeah, shelled up with my teeth and the watch terlephoned
29:04
Speaker 8: the dentist when I was a kid.
29:06
Speaker 3: Oh so you didn't take care of your teeth, and then.
29:10
Speaker 8: Right a lot of people did it.
29:12
Speaker 3: Of course they everybody hates the dentist.
29:15
Speaker 8: But now it's not that bad.
29:17
Speaker 3: Kids.
29:17
Speaker 8: Storters are building right. I don't like the sweete he
29:21
Speaker 8: doesn't like the sweet air.
29:22
Speaker 2: Right day.
29:24
Speaker 3: All right, let's put your dentires back in your mouth
29:27
Speaker 3: and let me put this back in your medicine cabinet,
29:31
Speaker 3: all right.
29:32
Speaker 8: And I don't know how you guys want to do this?
29:35
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, thank you?
29:38
Speaker 1: Yeah?
29:38
Speaker 3: Can I see the backyard now? Yeah?
29:41
Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna go into Mike Cochette's backyard that
29:46
Speaker 4: I'm just fall You tay a lot of money to
29:49
Speaker 4: have a backyard in Manhattan.
29:50
Speaker 3: You understand that. I hope you appreciate your backyard, Mike Machette.
29:54
Speaker 3: You love backyards. I love backyards.
29:57
Speaker 2: Is that poison?
29:57
Speaker 3: Ivy?
29:58
Speaker 8: I'm not sure.
29:59
Speaker 3: I'm I'm not sure, Mike.
30:03
Speaker 2: Mike, you got here? You there's nothing growing in those planners.
30:06
Speaker 2: They're all dead.
30:07
Speaker 8: I'm not really good bottom.
30:11
Speaker 2: You don't you don't have the green thumb. Sorry, that's okay.
30:16
Speaker 2: Is that you're the famous fake tree?
30:18
Speaker 8: I think he's let me sipy.
30:21
Speaker 2: You don't know what if it's a fake tree or not?
30:22
Speaker 2: It could be, guys, And why does yeah?
30:24
Speaker 3: You know why it is?
30:25
Speaker 8: Because look that those are fixed.
30:27
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
30:28
Speaker 8: I don't know what the season is.
30:29
Speaker 2: Though, And why the netting around the fig tree? I
30:32
Speaker 2: don't know. Got here when we got yet and you
30:34
Speaker 2: just never took the net off.
30:35
Speaker 8: I just speaking the heck with it. Don't nature they
30:37
Speaker 8: care of itself. You're only growing.
30:39
Speaker 2: Outside the net.
30:40
Speaker 4: Yeah, the figs are growing outside the net, so any
30:43
Speaker 4: creatures could still grab your figs.
30:45
Speaker 8: Let him have some fun, all right?
30:47
Speaker 2: What else is in this wonderful backyard? I haven't seen
30:50
Speaker 2: a clothes line? You got a clothesline?
30:55
Speaker 8: Do you fucking pleasion? Bill? I?
30:58
Speaker 5: No?
30:58
Speaker 2: Pleasant ill? I love that movie.
31:00
Speaker 3: Yeah?
31:00
Speaker 2: Do you guys hang clothes on the clothes line? My mom?
31:03
Speaker 8: No, we haven't actually have a washing dry in the thing.
31:06
Speaker 2: Guys.
31:07
Speaker 8: I feel like we're in pleasure, Bille.
31:08
Speaker 2: I love that movie.
31:10
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm not that far from leaving the Beava, I
31:13
Speaker 8: hear it.
31:13
Speaker 2: And you got the lawnmower and that thing.
31:15
Speaker 8: I haven't lifted a finger since you've gotten get.
31:17
Speaker 4: The lawn mowers just hanging out right next to the
31:21
Speaker 4: patio furniture on the cement.
31:23
Speaker 2: Okay, this is fun, man, I love it. And what's this?
31:26
Speaker 2: I guess just a regular Uh, be careful if you.
31:29
Speaker 8: Be right there?
31:30
Speaker 2: Oh, I see the bee Okay, I'm uh.
31:33
Speaker 4: I don't want to be stung by a bee as
31:35
Speaker 4: we're podcasting, and now we're going to the side of
31:39
Speaker 4: the yard.
31:42
Speaker 2: Wait, I can't hear you Mike something about being stung
31:45
Speaker 2: by a bee. I'm trying to open up everything around me.
31:49
Speaker 2: There's nothing in there, all right, So what we're saying,
31:52
Speaker 2: you got stung by a being that in your hand?
31:54
Speaker 8: Twenty three? I should got somebody big. You know what happened.
31:57
Speaker 8: I didn't wear my glances. I thought it was a fly,
31:58
Speaker 8: like and I grabbed them like this to stop him. Yeah,
32:01
Speaker 8: and I found out it wasn't a flood. Really fucking
32:03
Speaker 8: idiots slung me. Wow, But I was like, good at
32:06
Speaker 8: idiot's dead. Now after you slung me, I think.
32:08
Speaker 2: Of course, Now I think this is like a what
32:11
Speaker 2: kind of plan is that? That looks like maybe might be?
32:16
Speaker 2: Do you get along with the neighbor? I don't really
32:18
Speaker 2: know them. You don't know the neighbor.
32:19
Speaker 3: They're literally I could touch their house from your house.
32:21
Speaker 2: I don't really puddle with people. I'm kind of quiet
32:23
Speaker 2: who honestly don't know them. No, you wouldn't know their names. No,
32:28
Speaker 2: So what about these people.
32:29
Speaker 4: I'm in the backyard where you could see a lot
32:31
Speaker 4: of houses that they're really close to but different, like.
32:34
Speaker 8: I mean, you grew up in the city when you come.
32:37
Speaker 2: I grew up on Long Island.
32:39
Speaker 8: But oh nice, but one Iwans like this though, right,
32:41
Speaker 8: I mean.
32:41
Speaker 4: No, our house was we had Yeah, we had a
32:44
Speaker 4: lot of space between our houses, but we know our names.
32:47
Speaker 8: Floor out. I mean my my cousin was in Mesha Peaquo.
32:49
Speaker 2: I lived in Huntington. Yeah, it was Al's like.
32:53
Speaker 8: There was a place over there years ago.
32:55
Speaker 2: Comedy club Fast Eddies. Yes, there you go, high five.
32:58
Speaker 2: I love that Fast Eddies fast Eddie who just passed
33:01
Speaker 2: a year ago.
33:02
Speaker 3: Oh he did.
33:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's such a good guy, great guy. Loved him.
33:05
Speaker 2: It was my sister's father in law. Really, my sister
33:09
Speaker 2: married Mike.
33:10
Speaker 8: He was such a nice guy. I didn't know he died.
33:12
Speaker 8: That sucks.
33:12
Speaker 2: Wait did you perform yes, back in like ninety four
33:15
Speaker 2: ninety four? Do you remember Holly the Blonde bartender? Possibly
33:19
Speaker 2: that all your motherfuckers want to have sex with?
33:21
Speaker 8: That was?
33:22
Speaker 2: That was my sister?
33:23
Speaker 8: Oh really, I never had I'm not I'm not a
33:25
Speaker 8: devil like those.
33:26
Speaker 2: You didn't hit on her?
33:27
Speaker 8: No, I'm not the kind of guy.
33:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Fast Eddies was a great club. Guy, Otto,
33:32
Speaker 2: Otto and George perform. The Fluorantine performed there. Actually too
33:36
Speaker 2: many people did who else? They had another club too for.
33:39
Speaker 8: A short time in Hunting called Strawberries. Yeah, sure that
33:42
Speaker 8: was really nice long but it was a great club.
33:45
Speaker 2: I totally remember Strawberries. But yeah, Fast, that's a great air.
33:48
Speaker 8: I loved that.
33:49
Speaker 3: It's really nice.
33:49
Speaker 2: Fast Eddy was so full of life. But he passed
33:52
Speaker 2: on us about a year ago.
33:54
Speaker 1: He was a.
33:56
Speaker 2: No that was that was just a bad hair bnding up.
33:59
Speaker 2: He looked like a bob you well he did, he
34:02
Speaker 2: really did.
34:03
Speaker 3: Young.
34:03
Speaker 8: I was like and they called him fast out smo
34:07
Speaker 8: thinking my knuckles should be broken in death.
34:10
Speaker 3: He had.
34:11
Speaker 8: But he's such a good guy.
34:12
Speaker 2: He was a great guy with a very strange to
34:14
Speaker 2: pay that kind of frightened people.
34:16
Speaker 8: He always had a great show too when Auto was there.
34:18
Speaker 8: All the people there's always.
34:19
Speaker 2: It was a great, great place in Honting. Food was
34:21
Speaker 2: good too, absolutely. Uh all right, yeah, there's a lot
34:24
Speaker 2: of man, it's nice.
34:26
Speaker 8: I wish I lived out there.
34:27
Speaker 2: Well, why don't you get a place out there, Mike?
34:29
Speaker 8: It's the Renter's like, forget it, the house is there
34:32
Speaker 8: or watching a lot how old are you fifty seven?
34:35
Speaker 2: You're fifty seven, live.
34:36
Speaker 3: With your mom.
34:37
Speaker 2: I think it might be time to move out.
34:38
Speaker 1: What do you think.
34:38
Speaker 2: I hope to go out.
34:39
Speaker 8: Some cool stuff happens where I had. I've been working
34:41
Speaker 8: my ass off trying to do other things that's left
34:43
Speaker 8: going on. But it's not easy.
34:44
Speaker 2: But you got a nice spot and your mom leaves
34:46
Speaker 2: you alone. Yeah, so you know it's not the worst
34:49
Speaker 2: thing in the world. Oh, you might not want to
34:53
Speaker 2: give the password out on the on the on the podcast.
34:55
Speaker 2: Let me let me walk over here. Hey, Mike, who
34:58
Speaker 2: helps me produce the pod cast, came with me. What
35:01
Speaker 2: do you think so far? Mike? Ope, it's weird. There's
35:03
Speaker 2: no pictures anywhere. There's the trains.
35:05
Speaker 8: He handed us popcorn said, he's eating healthy, the veggie chips,
35:09
Speaker 8: have Mickey Mickey Mouse on him.
35:10
Speaker 2: It's it's a weird place here.
35:11
Speaker 5: Man.
35:12
Speaker 4: He's fifty seven and he doesn't really have many possessions.
35:14
Speaker 4: You don't really own anything.
35:16
Speaker 2: You own a couple, no.
35:18
Speaker 4: Offense, crappy like uh, you know trains, trains, Yeah, but
35:22
Speaker 4: you know what, you never know how to full set.
35:24
Speaker 3: You don't even have it.
35:25
Speaker 2: You don't even have like trained tracks I.
35:26
Speaker 8: Don't even give a ship. You know a lot if
35:28
Speaker 8: I show them somebody who gives you shit. I did
35:30
Speaker 8: sell some stuff recently. I bought these toys, toys called
35:33
Speaker 8: toys like two chi rolls. I paid like twelve dollars
35:37
Speaker 8: or sold them for sixty.
35:39
Speaker 2: Really who bought them?
35:40
Speaker 8: So I know if I just find it right by it.
35:42
Speaker 2: So you're flipping stuff, that's good. Yeah, good for you, man,
35:44
Speaker 2: But it's not easy. You just gotta know what you'd buy.
35:46
Speaker 8: And that's the whole thing.
35:47
Speaker 2: I want to get you on storage Wars. I think
35:49
Speaker 2: you'd be great on storage.
35:51
Speaker 8: I love those kinds of things.
35:52
Speaker 2: I love.
35:54
Speaker 8: What the hell that old guy just sided recently from
35:56
Speaker 8: port I loved that show.
35:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, Pawn Stars was awesome too. Do you got to go?
36:00
Speaker 8: I went to the one in Vegas. No, it's a
36:01
Speaker 8: lot different than real life. Storage up is tiny, but
36:05
Speaker 8: but they I didn't get to meet them, but I
36:07
Speaker 8: wish I did. I like the old man god rest
36:09
Speaker 8: of the Snow. Yeah, well, American pickets. Those guys are cool.
36:13
Speaker 2: American pickers. I had those guys on the show. They're cool.
36:16
Speaker 8: Then the thing is, you know with them, then imagine
36:19
Speaker 8: a month those guys are multi milviis probably right from
36:22
Speaker 8: the show alone. Yeah, well probably, but even before that then,
36:25
Speaker 8: who knows what kind of stuff they have. You have
36:27
Speaker 8: to see some of the things they have. I mean
36:28
Speaker 8: some of them. Things are like Sky's Limit with antiques.
36:31
Speaker 2: Of course, you know, can we smoke our pot now?
36:34
Speaker 2: Or you're taking a little nervous.
36:36
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know what mom would be like calling up
36:38
Speaker 8: a church group if you guys are hailing here right, church? Yeah,
36:42
Speaker 8: like a Rosary group and all that stuff.
36:44
Speaker 2: So are you a church guy?
36:45
Speaker 8: I go to church once a week and and I
36:47
Speaker 8: just did the right thing, and that's it. She'll be
36:50
Speaker 8: calling a Rosary group. Freaking Cotton will be on his
36:52
Speaker 8: way like w preching the eagles of you know, of
36:58
Speaker 8: smoking marijuana and things. I'm sorry, this is my own house.
37:02
Speaker 8: You guys could smoke and stay all night if you
37:04
Speaker 8: wanted to, But I have no control yet.
37:05
Speaker 3: All right, let me let me talk to your mom
37:07
Speaker 3: about the pot thing.
37:08
Speaker 2: I think we could work something out. You can smoke
37:10
Speaker 2: a little pot and Mike get back.
37:12
Speaker 8: Don't ask her because you know why, she's totally anti
37:14
Speaker 8: drug made Really yeah, I can't. I don't want to
37:17
Speaker 8: even ask her.
37:17
Speaker 2: All right, you're getting a little nervous about that. I
37:19
Speaker 2: don't want to make you uncomfortable in your own home,
37:21
Speaker 2: that's for sure.
37:22
Speaker 4: But you should tell her that a lot of ancient religions,
37:25
Speaker 4: they swear that a lot of the religion was based
37:28
Speaker 4: on marijuana looking symbolism.
37:32
Speaker 2: There's a lot of symbolism in the in the old
37:34
Speaker 2: art for the old religions.
37:36
Speaker 8: I don't want to tell how that she be thinking of,
37:39
Speaker 8: but I really okay, you know what, I'm so surery,
37:41
Speaker 8: I wish I could.
37:42
Speaker 2: It's okay, I could wait, Thank you. I'm no worries.
37:46
Speaker 4: Let's let's watch out, watch out for the poison ivy
37:49
Speaker 4: on the way back into your uh, into your room?
37:51
Speaker 1: Here?
37:52
Speaker 3: That was nice smoke? Wait, who smoked the poti? The Yeah? Yeah,
38:00
Speaker 3: I appreciate you lit something in this room to make
38:03
Speaker 3: it smell nice.
38:04
Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
38:07
Speaker 8: Insurance cam.
38:07
Speaker 3: Yeah, how nice today? Can you see the rest of
38:10
Speaker 3: the house before we start? What about the living room?
38:14
Speaker 2: Let's go in the living room.
38:16
Speaker 3: That's all right, I can handle it. Do you mind
38:18
Speaker 3: if I just wander around your house? Oh? Okay? Does
38:25
Speaker 3: this lead anywhere besides freedom? That's the door that's Washington.
38:32
Speaker 3: Do you have a basement the washing room? How old
38:37
Speaker 3: your brother is the older younger than Huh, you're young
38:45
Speaker 3: to me. All right, we're going into Mike Coushetti's garage.
38:51
Speaker 3: Is that a mess? It's nice, She's not horrible for me.
38:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of your memories in here. I say, Uh,
38:58
Speaker 2: I don't well, I don't know why.
39:00
Speaker 3: You're saving any of this. Uh this stuff, I should
39:04
Speaker 3: be a storage. Oh well, I mean here's something. Got them?
39:11
Speaker 8: They have a bunch of them.
39:12
Speaker 3: Like she loves the minem man, it's all m She's
39:16
Speaker 3: a big fan of M and MS. She collects the
39:18
Speaker 3: M and M stuff. I don't know.
39:19
Speaker 8: I like the M and MS, but not that much.
39:21
Speaker 3: Are we gonna meet your sister? No, she's working now.
39:24
Speaker 3: Where she works? She works an intimateg bakery. I work
39:26
Speaker 3: in time. I love intimate. Let's go original crumb cake.
39:31
Speaker 8: Yeah, we could probably go to after this What's roll?
39:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, which she shows how they're made.
39:36
Speaker 5: You know what.
39:37
Speaker 8: She's working now. But I don't know if we can
39:39
Speaker 8: go in there and really bought her. But I can
39:40
Speaker 8: get some cake maybe tomorrow.
39:42
Speaker 2: I don't love that.
39:43
Speaker 3: Now. If we walk to your neighborhood. What's close to here?
39:46
Speaker 3: Nothing to walk to?
39:47
Speaker 8: Really, No, it's all like commercial the other side, like
39:50
Speaker 8: a little ship, like Boston Market. Nothing spectacular.
39:53
Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of Boston Market. Just this one,
39:55
Speaker 3: this Boston walking on downhill. Oh really, it's horrible. And
39:59
Speaker 3: what about the peanuts. I'm Charlie Brown. She thankful? I
40:03
Speaker 3: like that be thankful banner. That's nice. A lot of
40:07
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving stuff.
40:08
Speaker 8: I noticed the mom wants to decorate all like women
40:11
Speaker 8: do that kind of stuff, decoration with holidays. I'll just
40:14
Speaker 8: keep the same decoration of all you long.
40:16
Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with decorating the house for the holidays. Mike,
40:19
Speaker 3: you're not a communist, are you? Okay?
40:21
Speaker 4: Good, So let's not make fun of that. Mom's eighty
40:25
Speaker 4: and she she wants to, you know, enjoy a few
40:27
Speaker 4: more holidays. There's the chocolate cream cupcakes, Dementimate with this
40:32
Speaker 4: stuff now, yeah, I hope you're taking care of yourself, Mike.
40:36
Speaker 3: The whole well, someone ate it, not me.
40:39
Speaker 4: There's a whole there's a whole garbage can filled with
40:43
Speaker 4: Intimates boxes eight clays chocolate donuts.
40:46
Speaker 3: Not a fan of the glazed donuts from Intimate. I
40:49
Speaker 3: can't lie to you there, Mike. I just like the
40:51
Speaker 3: original coffee cake. That's a huge fan of that, huge
40:55
Speaker 3: But it's got to be Juniors or something good watching
40:58
Speaker 3: you want to know. Uh. I got a quick cheesecakes story.
41:01
Speaker 3: The other day. My wife brought home a cherry cheesecake.
41:05
Speaker 8: How what why are you putting your finger offcake? So
41:14
Speaker 8: take me to take me to a bakery to smell
41:16
Speaker 8: and I haven't anything like that.
41:18
Speaker 3: So I got I got food allergies. Do you have
41:21
Speaker 3: food allergies?
41:22
Speaker 2: Not that I know.
41:23
Speaker 14: I don't think I got food allergies. I like we
41:25
Speaker 14: like I'm allergic to apples. I can't eat an apple,
41:30
Speaker 14: but I could eat apple pie. That's weird, yeah, because
41:33
Speaker 14: the proteins change when you cook it. So I thought
41:36
Speaker 14: the same thing was the case with cherries, because I
41:40
Speaker 14: think I'm allergic to cherries too.
41:42
Speaker 3: Oh. I gobbled down that cherry cheesecake, Mike.
41:44
Speaker 14: I enjoyed every bite of it, and instantly my lips
41:48
Speaker 14: swelled to five times of size instantly, and then half
41:52
Speaker 14: my and half my face started going numb.
42:00
Speaker 3: I don't mean to laugh at that.
42:01
Speaker 8: I fucking had it. Like in the late nineties. It
42:03
Speaker 8: chucked it looked like fucking Jeane the pilot.
42:07
Speaker 3: That sucks, but he went away right. Yeah, I had
42:10
Speaker 3: had my face wrinkled with the.
42:13
Speaker 1: Wait what.
42:15
Speaker 8: I like, and my face had to go through like
42:17
Speaker 8: electrical fucking I went there into like a Sergean type thing. Yeah,
42:21
Speaker 8: the fucking idiot eye in my face, like I get
42:24
Speaker 8: it out. I was like, and I felt shocking in
42:26
Speaker 8: the eye, and I screamed one day, fun up, I'm
42:28
Speaker 8: gonna kill you in this office.
42:32
Speaker 3: Like you've been through a lot of this stuff in
42:33
Speaker 3: your life. When I go into doctor throups now there's
42:36
Speaker 3: nothing left in the track list almost.
42:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear it.
42:39
Speaker 3: So so with the cherry pie, I know you don't
42:41
Speaker 3: care cherry pie, I mean the cherry cheesecake.
42:44
Speaker 2: So so then the only thing we had in the house,
42:47
Speaker 2: all right, I guess.
42:48
Speaker 3: You don't care, no, no, that my throat was closing
42:51
Speaker 3: up and I was really scared. Who took me to
42:53
Speaker 3: know what happened?
42:55
Speaker 6: Was?
42:55
Speaker 14: Then I saw that I had children's Benager in the house,
42:58
Speaker 14: and I pretty much chugged the whole bottle and a
43:00
Speaker 14: panic to slow down the reaction.
43:02
Speaker 8: That's horrible. Bendrel sucks.
43:04
Speaker 3: Benol's pretty awesome. It gives you a little it gives
43:09
Speaker 3: you a nice nappy nap.
43:10
Speaker 8: I'll tell you, I'm not with my medicine when I
43:13
Speaker 8: was having anxiety and I'm.
43:14
Speaker 3: Like, Beel's nice. But it took care of the problem.
43:19
Speaker 3: Oh good, good good. Then yeah, but now you know
43:21
Speaker 3: what the antidote is. Happened. And then the next day
43:24
Speaker 3: you know, the dump was a little rough.
43:26
Speaker 8: You understand that, right, Oh you have shit fucking horses
43:28
Speaker 8: and everything.
43:30
Speaker 3: It was rough. I'm not gonna lie to yet. But
43:31
Speaker 3: then I got the whole body back together.
43:33
Speaker 8: And oh it's Nantucket. I love Nantucket. Yeah, it's fun.
43:36
Speaker 11: Man.
43:37
Speaker 8: I went there a couple of times.
43:38
Speaker 3: You want to go with us.
43:39
Speaker 8: I feel like I'm not even a white guy over there,
43:42
Speaker 8: so white. Yeah, I feel like I'm in the Wood's
43:44
Speaker 8: protection program with that.
43:46
Speaker 3: I'm gonna podcast from there next.
43:48
Speaker 2: Oh, I love that.
43:49
Speaker 3: What a weird juxtaposition that.
43:50
Speaker 8: Is, huh No, But it's awesome. That place is. People
43:52
Speaker 8: are nice, the food is great. To hot womanness cycles
43:55
Speaker 8: over there. I love every minute of it.
43:57
Speaker 3: So where do you go on vacation? I haven't been
43:59
Speaker 3: able to be but in.
44:00
Speaker 8: A while, But California iould say it's work and pleasure.
44:03
Speaker 8: What part of California various? I've been to Burbank, I
44:06
Speaker 8: went to what do you call it? I loved Mallible,
44:10
Speaker 8: which is really now. Also, uh, what the hell is
44:14
Speaker 8: that with a film three company?
44:16
Speaker 3: I forgot what he called Francisco. No, no, no, it's uh,
44:20
Speaker 3: I can't think of the name.
44:21
Speaker 8: Of it off hands.
44:22
Speaker 3: Well, you remember Santa Monica. I'm sorry, I think it
44:24
Speaker 3: is Santa Monica.
44:25
Speaker 8: Sonight, so went to Santa Monica to pH I wish
44:28
Speaker 8: I lived in La I probably had to do the
44:29
Speaker 8: more stuff out there.
44:30
Speaker 3: Do you remember the Three's company theme song?
44:33
Speaker 8: Three is company too?
44:35
Speaker 3: I mean for you, I see it.
44:37
Speaker 8: I like f troop though too, all those things like
44:40
Speaker 8: I'm a fossil.
44:40
Speaker 3: Wow you're old? True? Oh yeah, no, Hey, what else
44:44
Speaker 3: can you show us? In the garage? I see a
44:46
Speaker 3: lot of, like I said, decorations for holidays. I see
44:49
Speaker 3: a fishing rod.
44:50
Speaker 2: I love fishing to I.
44:53
Speaker 8: Like crabing better than fishing. I love fishing.
44:55
Speaker 3: What does he go for wherever he used to go.
44:57
Speaker 8: Out here off the pave Biden? But you know what
45:00
Speaker 8: they should go for? Bluefish? Yeah, of course, some fire
45:03
Speaker 8: that bluefish will snap your finger off.
45:05
Speaker 3: Yes, well, you gotta be careful when you take the hook.
45:07
Speaker 8: Great taste too, bondy.
45:09
Speaker 3: I don't like bluefish, Mike. I gotta be honest with you.
45:11
Speaker 3: A lot of people do like it.
45:12
Speaker 12: Salmon is great, Salmon's a good one. That's that's healthy,
45:15
Speaker 12: heart healthy. But the thing is the bluefish tasted good.
45:19
Speaker 12: But you fight with them, they'll take your whole finger off, right,
45:21
Speaker 12: They're like snap at you. Yeah, but crabing is cool too,
45:26
Speaker 12: like that now, yeah? Yeah, got like Joe Bush. Yeah,
45:30
Speaker 12: maybe that's why you're repeating stuf. Let's get out of here.
45:32
Speaker 12: Who's who's pink bunny suit?
45:34
Speaker 1: Is this?
45:35
Speaker 8: Mind?
45:37
Speaker 3: It's a spa set.
45:38
Speaker 8: Now, that's not why you got to think someone didn't
45:41
Speaker 8: like their spa.
45:42
Speaker 2: Set that they got for Christmas.
45:43
Speaker 15: It's a it's a beautiful hide. You don't see too
45:46
Speaker 15: much about because you might be gifted someone. You might
45:49
Speaker 15: gift this, get a lot of these gifts. You might wanna,
45:56
Speaker 15: you know, blow out the dust before you regift that.
46:00
Speaker 3: All right, let's get out of here. Mike sweating, I
46:02
Speaker 3: like it, and people cash for so much cold, but
46:05
Speaker 3: the best is that cold, Mike, you're being honest. I'm
46:08
Speaker 3: I'm completely with you.
46:09
Speaker 8: I don't go shopping.
46:10
Speaker 3: Doesn't it become a major.
46:13
Speaker 8: Somebody else is gonna like it?
46:15
Speaker 4: And then you feel like you're in the mall just
46:16
Speaker 4: buying stuff to buy it, and and there's there's a
46:19
Speaker 4: whole panic that.
46:20
Speaker 3: Goes on, and you got to go shopping.
46:21
Speaker 4: You gotta be Pip, Yes, sure, all right, to the
46:25
Speaker 4: living room and then we can finally sit down and
46:27
Speaker 4: have our snacks.
46:30
Speaker 3: Take your time up the stairs.
46:31
Speaker 5: Mike.
46:34
Speaker 3: Are you sure you're healthy and you're doing all right?
46:36
Speaker 11: Okay, I'm good, all right, Well, that's okay, that's all right,
46:47
Speaker 11: It's okay, all right, that's it.
46:51
Speaker 3: See a lot of religious statues, Mom, religious statues. I like, respect,
46:59
Speaker 3: respect a lot of them. Wow, wow, you gotta you
47:04
Speaker 3: got a Jesus rug on the on the wall. Jesus
47:07
Speaker 3: is the boss. Yeah, right on. That's that's quite a piece.
47:14
Speaker 1: You know.
47:16
Speaker 8: My neigh from the Middle East, short Arabian and they
47:19
Speaker 8: gave us that.
47:21
Speaker 3: Really can you tell the story of that. That's quite
47:22
Speaker 3: a piece you got on the on the wall. It
47:24
Speaker 3: said Jesus.
47:25
Speaker 2: It looks like a rug.
47:26
Speaker 1: It is.
47:28
Speaker 7: My neighbor is back in the early seventies. They were
47:31
Speaker 7: they came from Syria. They had to spit store.
47:34
Speaker 8: Michael.
47:36
Speaker 7: They had a store in Brooklyn when it came from
47:38
Speaker 7: originally and only after they came from Syria. But anyway,
47:43
Speaker 7: she gave me it as the gifts. Everywhere we moved,
47:45
Speaker 7: it came with us.
47:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very special to move.
47:52
Speaker 8: The eyes will remember them. The eyes were scary.
47:55
Speaker 3: You had one where the eyes moved.
47:56
Speaker 5: No, no, no.
47:57
Speaker 8: My daughter when she was little at the time, she said,
47:59
Speaker 8: the eyes kept Wow.
48:00
Speaker 3: Yeah, that happens with a lot of old paintings.
48:03
Speaker 4: If you kind of move from side to side, it
48:05
Speaker 4: gives the illusion that the eyes are actually fine.
48:08
Speaker 8: Home be knives of curly. My mom goes, oh, no,
48:14
Speaker 8: it's like ten years old. She goes, oh no, she accomplishedent.
48:20
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
48:20
Speaker 8: An you think you shout project.
48:24
Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you for having us in your home.
48:27
Speaker 2: So Mom, we go downstairs and fall around a little
48:29
Speaker 2: bit coming out.
48:31
Speaker 3: Oh, I just banged my head on this. I'm yeah, maybe, Mike,
48:35
Speaker 3: why don't you take care of mom? And and everyone
48:38
Speaker 3: bangs their head on that light.
48:40
Speaker 7: When you switch it. Wait nine months, I'm still waiting
48:44
Speaker 7: for to fix it, to put a new one on.
48:48
Speaker 8: Master electrician. I'm aspastic.
48:50
Speaker 3: Wait, he's a master electrician and he can't take care
48:53
Speaker 3: of you. You're too lazy right now, it's too lazy.
48:57
Speaker 1: Huh.
48:58
Speaker 8: He's retired.
48:59
Speaker 3: Well, all right, I understand that.
49:00
Speaker 8: Great what he does. I'm like, are you guys mechanically
49:02
Speaker 8: climbed them up?
49:04
Speaker 5: No?
49:04
Speaker 3: I stink? Really yeah, I'm not good.
49:07
Speaker 8: I'm horrible at that kind of stuff. Yeah, she had
49:09
Speaker 8: a light bulb, been able to take nine olysis for
49:11
Speaker 8: me to screw it in. Probably, Yeah, I see that.
49:13
Speaker 3: It's one of those curly curly like uh huh.
49:19
Speaker 8: Tabies are like that. They're pretty cool.
49:20
Speaker 3: You like a flat screen TV and you feel like
49:22
Speaker 3: you're in a movie theater. Yeah, so that's an awesome TV.
49:26
Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna go downstairs and this is great.
49:31
Speaker 3: Who likes the word search puzzles? You're a big fan
49:34
Speaker 3: of them?
49:35
Speaker 1: Yeah?
49:35
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean you got books and books there when
49:40
Speaker 7: you can't go away, you're stuck in.
49:41
Speaker 3: Right, I do it. I'm a big sudoku guy.
49:44
Speaker 8: I can't do that. Why does it?
49:48
Speaker 3: I'll teach It's pretty quick and easy. You got an
49:50
Speaker 3: atari set up Mike, my brother does.
49:52
Speaker 8: I'm like, I feel like I'm nineteen eighty two.
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Speaker 3: Wait, wait, you're cutting up food for your for the dog,
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Speaker 3: Mike's lunch.
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Speaker 13: White steak because the chiwawa's got a little small teeth,
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Speaker 13: so I gotta cut into little pieces.
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Speaker 3: For Are you serious? That's very labor intensive cutting up
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Speaker 3: to the steak. That's my baby.
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Speaker 13: I'll do anything for. I felt bad found her in
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Speaker 13: a box like six years ago, someone left in the
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Speaker 13: box in the gas station.
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Speaker 3: So I just bought a little good for you man.
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Speaker 3: Why the atari?
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Speaker 13: Uh flashbacks room? Smoking a little bit, it brings back
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Speaker 13: the memories. Got a couple, get a little buzz, and
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Speaker 13: we're kind of smoking. I got some uh, some good tie.
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Speaker 9: Mike.
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Speaker 3: Mike told me in the backyard and all of my stashes.
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Speaker 3: Because last time he smoked what do you call it?
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Speaker 13: Uh, he couldn't find his way back down the stairs
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Speaker 13: and he almost went down a flight.
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Speaker 5: Mom.
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Speaker 3: He doesn't want to pass it, So Mom, do you
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Speaker 3: mind it that?
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Speaker 4: I don't know, it sounds like your boys might be
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Speaker 4: smoking some of the you know, as long as you don't.
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Speaker 3: Know for now.
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Speaker 2: But it does come from earth, I mean, like the
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Speaker 2: ground it's a very natural thing.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, raging alcohol, which is raging alcohol.
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Speaker 3: I personally think that alcohol is way worse than marijuana. Mom,
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Speaker 3: what do you think?
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Speaker 8: Definitely? Definitely, you know what.
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Speaker 2: We're here? Yeah he was you wait, you were a nasty.
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Speaker 8: Drunk, audy drunk, which is not like this. I'll be
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Speaker 8: like humping people like hey, buddy, and then it will
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Speaker 8: be like crying about stuff that happened, like a cry baby. Then,
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Speaker 8: but they're not extreme idiot, but only but we kept
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Speaker 8: it contained. It was only among family and friend friends.
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Speaker 8: We got a punch of flights, but we never drink
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Speaker 8: it out.
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Speaker 3: He really was a nasty drunk.
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Speaker 8: Crying one. But Stooges when they died, he got usty
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Speaker 8: when you melted, you.
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Speaker 1: Know, I know that one.
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Speaker 3: Wait he cried when the three Stooges died. Well you
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Speaker 3: know what happened.
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Speaker 8: Somebody told me the three students were dead when I
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Speaker 8: was really drunk and go, that's nonsense. They can't be dead.
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Speaker 8: I was like, wait, really wasted, My friend goes, they
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Speaker 8: were born in decades before you ago, but they're alive
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Speaker 8: and well in their films forever. And it's some fair
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Speaker 8: mo gotta be somewhere in Hollywood.
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Speaker 6: How old are you in forty? No, tell me one
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Speaker 6: good mic story before we go downstairs. One good MIC's story.
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Speaker 8: Got locked, locked my keys. He locked his keys in
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Speaker 8: a brigine.
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Speaker 7: This was another house we had and uh no, he.
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Speaker 8: Locked the door, Michael, he locked it. Couldn't get in.
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Speaker 8: No matter what we did, we couldn't get in. Had
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Speaker 8: to call one of the other comedians all the way
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Speaker 8: from the other side of I don't to call me
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Speaker 8: let him in, No, hut him back at home.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 8: My mom's standing there like thish Right, I was a watch,
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Speaker 8: Yes I go, I was wat I go? Why yes,
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Speaker 8: I go? What did somebody die? She looked at me
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Speaker 8: with a detch there and goes, it should only be
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Speaker 8: that simple. Right, threw the door. She was trying to
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Speaker 8: jimmy it open with the butt, and my brother was
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Speaker 8: like pounding his chest to get his shouldered against her.
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Speaker 8: I had to call my friend up. There was a comic.
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Speaker 8: There was also like a plumber at one thirty in
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Speaker 8: the morning, come to my house. I'm trying to jimmy
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Speaker 8: get open. She's screaming up and she goes, you're an idiot.
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Speaker 8: A cat was locked in there for an hour. She
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Speaker 8: was crying to get out. It's like I shut down
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Speaker 8: through it. She should should only be that simple dashby
53:29
Speaker 8: the comedian because I love my mom. But she's superbiding
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Speaker 8: and shoop, super biting and like sharp, like she was
53:35
Speaker 8: battled with Iceman.
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Speaker 3: I think if the head of really well, yeah, you
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Speaker 3: know what.
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Speaker 4: I was in Italian, all right, Mike's brother saying something
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Speaker 4: as he chops up the steak into tiny, tiny little bits.
53:47
Speaker 3: That Mike.
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Speaker 13: When I used to have a six to seven five bird,
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Speaker 13: I left it run because it was called at and
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Speaker 13: the house across the street had like a huge gap
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Speaker 13: and it looked something like raping own with defence and everything.
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Speaker 3: I come out and my cloth stolen. It was Mike.
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Speaker 13: Almost It took the paper pool across the streets, gate
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Speaker 13: down my fiver after I knew I had to hide
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Speaker 13: the keys. That are because Mike's more safe for like
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Speaker 13: on a bicycle.
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Speaker 3: You're funny too, bro, What do you do for a living?
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Speaker 3: I'm retiring now.
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Speaker 13: I just came home from sing sing after twelve years,
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Speaker 13: and I'm out two years now, So what do you
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Speaker 13: mean I'm back home trying to behave after the last
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Speaker 13: couple of years.
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Speaker 3: Wait, how many years were you away? Twelve? Mike? You
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Speaker 3: never told me that sing saying? And I came home
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Speaker 3: from singh anybody, what do you do for a living
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Speaker 3: before you retired?
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Speaker 13: Now I've worked in the schools and everything my time
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Speaker 13: in and now I'm just retired.
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Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, I enjoy your life. Man, Right, you're
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Speaker 3: really cutting that steak up. Yeah.
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Speaker 13: Almost time to feed the doggie.
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Speaker 3: All right, all right, thank you. All right, we're gonna
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Speaker 3: move downstairs now, Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Mom.
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Speaker 8: You're welcome.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: No, we're gonna we're gonna hang out a longer. I noticed,
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Speaker 3: Huh did you get here? How do we get here? Yeah?
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Speaker 3: We went for Arizona?
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Speaker 8: How was it, Chappa Wise?
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Speaker 3: Traffic was good?
55:10
Speaker 8: You probably probably been timing me travel.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I forget about it.
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Speaker 3: I'm hoping to get back before.
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Speaker 2: You know, starts building up again.
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Speaker 3: You understand. Oh yeah, yeah, all right, I'll say goodbye
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Speaker 3: before we leave. Thanks again for having us.
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Speaker 4: Hey, Mike, I noticed there's a there's a whole section
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Speaker 4: of the house that you made sure we avoided.
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Speaker 2: I don't know that, like with all the rooms on
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Speaker 2: the other side.
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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, my brother's sleeping. Now he'll freak out.
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Speaker 3: You know. Wait, there's another brother in the house.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, he's sleeping. No, but no, no, I don't I
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Speaker 8: don't want to bat it.
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Speaker 3: Would you all be fashioned?
55:43
Speaker 5: No?
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Speaker 3: No, don't know.
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Speaker 8: Let's let's leap him a little.
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Speaker 3: Wait, why are you worried about waking up your brother?
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Speaker 8: No, he's he's cool, but I just don't want to
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Speaker 8: bother him.
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Speaker 3: You know, why is he sleeping so late? He goes
55:53
Speaker 3: to bed late, so I want to really annoy him.
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Speaker 3: How many people live in this house?
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Speaker 2: How many people live here?
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Speaker 8: My mom, my sister, she's working, and my two brothers
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Speaker 8: and me and a Doug.
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Speaker 3: Well just wait, none of you guys that have left
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Speaker 3: your mom?
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Speaker 8: No, I did for like a couple of years when
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Speaker 8: I was in my twenties. I left, but I was
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Speaker 8: too much of a raging alcohol on my own.
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Speaker 3: I mean, you guys got a good situation here, why not? Yeah,
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Speaker 3: it's okay, and you all help pay the bills.
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Speaker 8: Absolutely. That's why I've been working on a lot of stuff.
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Speaker 8: I'm gonna talk to a fail what I got going on.
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Speaker 8: Something would be I think people would look okay, sorry,
56:32
Speaker 8: really that you would fit that I would fit that
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Speaker 8: he would fit, right, you know what, And I think
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Speaker 8: it'll be something unique. Tim like, it's awesome. I gotta
56:38
Speaker 8: tell you about it.
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Speaker 4: Woman done, Okay, deal, all right, should we sit down
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Speaker 4: for a little bit. All right, we're gonna sit down,
56:44
Speaker 4: So we're gonna take.
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Speaker 2: A I don't know, you sure, yeah, you know.
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Speaker 3: It looks like a really nice seat though there, Mike.
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Speaker 8: No, No, it's very common. You need your chair, you
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Speaker 8: want to I'm good, all right.
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna sit there.
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Speaker 4: I guess you guys are gonna sit in the patio
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Speaker 4: furniture that you brought in from outside. Okay, alright, we're
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Speaker 4: gonna take a break. Joey, take it away. I'm at
57:01
Speaker 4: Mike Bishetti's house.
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Speaker 9: When we return, the table turns in our host as
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Speaker 9: Bishetti's friend Sal goes into full rupert pupkin mode. He
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Speaker 9: steers the episode in a completely different direction and begins
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Speaker 9: dredging up the past as he looks for definitive answers
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Speaker 9: to unlock the real mysteries of the universe. Well, the
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Speaker 9: O and a Universe ob rolls with it.