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Things That Must Go From December 10th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thanks, that must.
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  Speaker 2: Go on the radio.
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  Speaker 3: These are things that are bugging you, dear friends of
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  Speaker 3: the program, things that you cannot abide any longer, things
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  Speaker 3: that you say, I've got to get this out of
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  Speaker 3: my life. These are things that must go. So you
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  Speaker 3: send them to us radio from hell at x ninety
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  Speaker 3: six dot com. Put muscle on the subject line. And
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  Speaker 3: if you do that, maybe, if we read it on
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  Speaker 3: the air, these things will disappear from your life. Maybe
• 0:32
  Speaker 3: maybe maybe you will be happy again. So let's begin, Gina,
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: you want to start.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: Sure, this is from you can use my name. It's
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: it's our friends.
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  Speaker 3: Catch you Blake.
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  Speaker 1: My thing that must go is my daughter putting chilula
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  Speaker 1: in the fridge. Thank you for joining me for this
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: quiet reflection on domestic disruption. Each morning, as I prepare
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  Speaker 1: my eggs, I reach for the chilulu with a reasonable
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  Speaker 1: expectation that it will be at room temperature, as any
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  Speaker 1: thoughtful citizen might anticipate. Instead, I met with a bottle
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  Speaker 1: so cold it could plausibly be used in climate research.
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  Speaker 1: The application of this frigid hot sauce creates what experts
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  Speaker 1: call the thermal incongruity, resulting in eggs that are neither
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  Speaker 1: hot nor cold, but rather it in't confusing emotional inbo.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I can see that, and Shallulah doesn't need.
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  Speaker 1: To be refrigerated.
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  Speaker 3: Really well, we do. I refrigerate it, but you don't
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  Speaker 3: need to.
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  Speaker 1: I placed the bottle on the counter, a simple act
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  Speaker 1: of civil decency. My daughter then returns it to the
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  Speaker 1: refrigerator with a level of determination typically reserved for public
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  Speaker 1: policy enforcement. It's frankly concerning. Her expression resembles the quiet
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  Speaker 1: satisfaction of Carry moments before he whams an unsuspecting listener, serene, purposeful,
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  Speaker 1: utterly merciless. This must go because no household should live
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  Speaker 1: in fear of temperature, inconsistent condiments, and unsuspected whamming.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think because I again, yes you did, Thanks Blake.
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  Speaker 1: This one from I'm not sure who? Okay, does using
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  Speaker 1: colon guard make sense to anyone? I just watched yet
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  Speaker 1: another coal of Guard ad where they clearly state false
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  Speaker 1: positive and negative results may occur. Then why, for all
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  Speaker 1: the love of the Holy brother, with that, just grow
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  Speaker 1: a pair and get a freaking colonoscopy. Yes, as accurate
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  Speaker 1: positive or negative results. Pew. Thank you for letting me
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  Speaker 1: vent and for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 2: Cary, the poop in the box is too vague. You
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  Speaker 2: gotta go right to the horses. That's all right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this one things that must go. People with a pronounced
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  Speaker 2: hearing loss who refuse to accept it, what so, either
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  Speaker 2: don't get hearing aids or refuse to wear the ones
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  Speaker 2: that they have instead, they make everyone around insane as
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  Speaker 2: they want to be involved in the discussion, but they're
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  Speaker 2: sticking their ear directly in front of the face of
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  Speaker 2: others speaking annoying speaker and blocking others from hearing the speaker,
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  Speaker 2: or they themselves are yelling so that they can't hear
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  Speaker 2: so they can hear themselves, or just require everyone else
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  Speaker 2: to yell so they can be included. All of that
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  Speaker 2: must go, all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I'm sort of at that point.
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  Speaker 1: You keep telling you your hearing's vine, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: believe it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't keep telling you that I don't know you're
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  Speaker 3: hearing things. Apparently my hearing is pretty pretty lousy from
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  Speaker 3: all the years of headphones. And I finally said the
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  Speaker 3: other day, because because I can sit at the dinner
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  Speaker 3: table and my wife and my child will be talking,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm at the other end of the table, and
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I can't really be am And so I time,
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  Speaker 3: I said, I'm probably gonna go to Costco.
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  Speaker 2: It's time to look into it. Yeah, let's see. I
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  Speaker 2: am from Ogden, says inconsiderate parking. Stop parking with the
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  Speaker 2: front of your vehicle or the back end of your
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: truck hanging over the sidewalk, looking at you driver of
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  Speaker 2: the lifted truck with the ridiculous huge trailer hitch vehicles
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  Speaker 2: bolt belong in the parking lot, not the sidewalk. Sidewalk,
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  Speaker 2: have a blessed day.
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  Speaker 3: Lords.
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  Speaker 2: And finally this one Michael and Idaho. What must go?
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  Speaker 2: People who give out hot chocolate as gifts. I just
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  Speaker 2: found a gallon sized ziplock bag in the back of
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  Speaker 2: my pantry full of hot chocolate packets from past Christmases.
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  Speaker 2: I finally threw it out. It also doesn't matter if
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  Speaker 2: the powder is in a fancy Mason jar with a
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  Speaker 2: ribbon on it. No one is excited to get a
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  Speaker 2: dollar ninety nine worth of powder. Believe me, most people
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  Speaker 2: just regift this stuff anyways. Also, what must go is
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  Speaker 2: my neighbor gifts? Why you could regift the chocolate?
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  Speaker 3: You know what's worse though, whoever this person is is
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  Speaker 3: regifting it.
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  Speaker 2: If it's such a lousy thing, why would you regive
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  Speaker 2: us suggesting it is? My wife insists that we have
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  Speaker 2: to give neighbor gifts. I've just given up on the
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  Speaker 2: fight because I take Carrie's advice on being happy or
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  Speaker 2: being right. Thanks for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 3: All right, this one, let's see it says, Hey, lords,
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  Speaker 3: Calvin from the dell here. I heard a rumor that
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  Speaker 3: y'all have the magical ability to get rid of things
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  Speaker 3: that must go. So if we email you a list,
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  Speaker 3: my list is a Christmas time related one. First, and
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  Speaker 3: most importantly, people who make other plans the day before
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  Speaker 3: or the day of something that you have scheduled with them,
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  Speaker 3: then you have to listen to them talk about their
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  Speaker 3: new plans. Why didn't you just accept the calendar invite?
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  Speaker 1: Then?
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  Speaker 3: Second, not being able to stop by to say hi
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  Speaker 3: to my favorite radio family because I have to work
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  Speaker 3: when they finally make the trek to Happy Valley. Thanks
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  Speaker 3: for letting me listen, and thanks and let's fill the
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  Speaker 3: truck with donations. This one, this is really an interesting one.
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  Speaker 3: Azy ready and go. Warning political nonsense. I had Agent
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  Speaker 3: Orange forty seven, bro dudes, Caroline Levitt, silence, dictatorsstical man babies, fascism, Fox,
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  Speaker 3: fake news, fake Christianity, four letter word, good God, Almighty,
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  Speaker 3: holy rollers, ice, corruption, JD syncophants, vance, ketamine fueled freaks, lies, lies, lies, melamia, narcissism,
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  Speaker 3: oligarkis pete kegbraf qualified ha RFK junior to Stephen Miller,
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  Speaker 3: speaker or puppet of the house, Mike Johnson trumpet or
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  Speaker 3: trump ugly. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly, vlad hoonah.
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  Speaker 3: Woke is a good thing, dummies, wake up, xenophobia, you
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  Speaker 3: know who you are, zits, love your lords tf LML,
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  Speaker 3: which Katie and I figured out means thank you for
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  Speaker 3: letting me listen. And finally, this one my thing that
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  Speaker 3: must go is people who talk during a concert. I
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  Speaker 3: thought I was having a load of bad luck, always
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  Speaker 3: getting stuck next to a group of people who treat
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  Speaker 3: concerts like a nightclub ac but it turns out that's
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  Speaker 3: what everyone is doing at every concert. Tell them to
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  Speaker 3: shut up for all of us who want to hear
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  Speaker 3: the music. And ps, I've loved your show for almost
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  Speaker 3: my entire life. Listening to you guys going down the timeline.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you were on the air for a
• 7:19
  Speaker 3: year before I discovered radio from l on KJQ. I
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  Speaker 3: would love to call in sometime, But just like Bill
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  Speaker 3: gets maimed in public, I get maimed on the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Oh mammed. Oh see, yeah, Bill gets I used to
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  Speaker 3: get mammed in public. I get mammed on the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Love you guys, listen every day. Stop talking about contracts
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  Speaker 3: and retirement. It makes me depress. And that's things that
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  Speaker 3: must go
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  Speaker 2: Begs that must go on the radio.