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What a Night for a Fright (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

• 0:20
  Speaker 1: So this week is a very special horror club episode
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  Speaker 1: and you could hear it if you were a member
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: of the horror club and uh it's not real hard
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: to do you should go do it now Plus, as
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: a bonus, you get to pick a movie for us
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: to watch in the near future. If not, let's go
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: back to what I'm referring to as movie threats. If not,
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: we have to pick our own movie, and I keep
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: going out into the world and finding horrible things on
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: a shelf somewhere that I'm like, I only go with
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  Speaker 1: them if I've never heard of it and I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what the hell it is. I'm like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: that's got to be a terrible thing.
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  Speaker 2: So this.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to before I tie in with this
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: week's movie. I thought, let's see if we can.
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: Find a good vampire title I've run across lately.
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  Speaker 1: So I, in a two-pack, I came across Vampire Wars. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm picturing, now granted, the cover is like a weird
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: blue vampire face just like yelling at you. So don't
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  Speaker 1: judge a movie by its cover that the person in
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  Speaker 1: the art department has never seen the movie more than likely.
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  Speaker 1: Because there's a lot of really bad movie cover art
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  Speaker 1: out there that's become synonymous with video releases. This is
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  Speaker 1: bad cover art. So in my thinking, I'm trying to
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: piece together what I'm thinking this is as I look
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  Speaker 1: at it for a half second.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, so this is.
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  Speaker 1: Like modern day vampires inner city.
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  Speaker 2: And instead of like a drug war, they're having vampire wars.
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  Speaker 2: And this is our turf. That's your turf.
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  Speaker 1: Whether they're fighting over we kill people on this turf
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  Speaker 1: or we recruit new vampire people on this turf. But
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  Speaker 1: either way, that sounds like what that plot is, right?
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  Speaker 2: Is it not?
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  Speaker 3: See, I'm picturing the last scene in Twilight, only cool.
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  Speaker 2: Only not Twilight.
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  Speaker 1: So then, I don't even think I flipped it over.
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  Speaker 1: I went today and was like, well, what is the
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  Speaker 1: plot of this? In the wake of the American Civil War,
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  Speaker 1: two vampires rise and fight to reclaim their land from
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  Speaker 1: the inhabitants of a sleepy southern town.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 4: That sounds fun.
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  Speaker 1: Not at all what I was thinking it was.
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  Speaker 4: Is one of them pro-slavery?
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  Speaker 2: Probably. Are we going to know who the racist vampire is?
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  Speaker 1: The other thing is, when you bring it up on
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  Speaker 1: your IMDB or whatever, it comes up as Dead South.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh.
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  Speaker 1: And not Vampire Wars, although then the artwork on here
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  Speaker 1: says Vampire Wars.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want us to have to watch Vampire Wars?
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of do. Hey, we could put it on there,
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  Speaker 1: but you're probably thinking to yourself, I can think of
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  Speaker 1: 20 better movies than that, and you should join the
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  Speaker 1: club and then give us one of those movies, because
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  Speaker 1: we need 20 movies every week, because we're going to
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  Speaker 1: roll a die, and then that's the movie we're going
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  Speaker 1: to watch, and you could have your movie right there.
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  Speaker 2: On the list.
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: If not, you have to listen to us say ridiculous
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  Speaker 1: things like this.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, I'm Jerry Dandridge. I just went, no.
• 3:23
  Speaker 3: No way are you Jerry Dandridge.
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  Speaker 4: It was really, really bad. It's gross. It's like, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know how much of it they were trying to
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  Speaker 4: make erotic because there's a lot of really long, drawn
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  Speaker 4: out lesbian vampire seduction scenes.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's a whole sub-genre that some people, I'm
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: going to say lame dudes, get into, but I mean, hey,
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: I could be wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I feel like the.
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: Lower your budget for a vampire movie, the higher.
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  Speaker 2: The higher likeliness. The lesbian, yeah. Sex scenes of any sort,
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  Speaker 2: but bonus points for lesbian.
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  Speaker 3: Especially lesbian vampire sex scenes.
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  Speaker 4: It was just, it made me sad.
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  Speaker 1: He's pretty good at that. Like, I know lots of
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  Speaker 1: people that didn't like his Big Oscar-y movie this year,
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  Speaker 1: but this one, he made the same year, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: This is really stylish and well shot. It's got this
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  Speaker 1: great cast and he should just do more of these.
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  Speaker 3: It's basically alive. Like it flies away like a bird.
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  Speaker 3: And they're like, hey, did you see it fly?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did.
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  Speaker 2: Alrighty.
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  Speaker 3: And as dumb as that sounds, it's funny in context.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this movie reminded me so much of my senior
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  Speaker 4: year of high school.
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: Because you were killing vampires right and left.
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, every time she tunes up her guitar, she's.
• 4:44
  Speaker 3: Like, movie meltdown. And it was filmed in real D3D.
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  Speaker 4: Ah. Yep, that explains it. I don't know if I
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  Speaker 4: liked that or not. I guess.
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  Speaker 2: It's convenient. I mean, it's the kind of thing that
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  Speaker 2: turns up in movie screenplays.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Of course you're the one that killed my parents.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's convenient, but, I mean, not totally necessary.
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: This is at least three Poots for us, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: considering just a side series of Pootscast. We're just going
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: to start our own Pootscast and nothing but Imogene movies.
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  Speaker 2: That is very silly looking. Thanks, Spielberg. I'm a fruit bat.
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  Speaker 2: Not everyone will claim that.
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  Speaker 3: I want that on a t-shirt.
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: I gauge everything against Celine Dion.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think she has a haunted museum in her
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  Speaker 4: pet house?
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  Speaker 2: I hope so. Do you think she kills vampires? Because
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  Speaker 2: I kind of do.
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  Speaker 4: I could see that, actually. I think she is a vampire.
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  Speaker 1: Celine Dion, vampire hunter.
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  Speaker 2: Or vampire. Either way I'd watch this movie. Let's start casting.
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  Speaker 4: That one right now.
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  Speaker 3: Or she's a vampire who is also a vampire hunter
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  Speaker 3: and therefore reviled. Amongst her own community.
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  Speaker 1: She's a blade.
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  Speaker 2: She's a half-blood.
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  Speaker 3: These things write themselves.
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  Speaker 2: Selene, come on, get with us. Let's put this together.
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  Speaker 3: Did you watch Vampire Horse?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God, no.
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  Speaker 4: I'm intrigued.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm not coming up with anything.
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  Speaker 4: I'm curious about the costume.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing. Yeah, you have to. No, that's
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: a band. No, I've heard them. I'm not a big fan, really.
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  Speaker 2: I think I blind bought a CD one time and went, no,
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: this is not for me.
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  Speaker 4: Now, are the vampires also Civil War soldiers who've only
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  Speaker 4: recently been killed, or is this an entirely different conflict?
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  Speaker 1: According to this one sentence I read on IMDb, I
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  Speaker 1: have no idea.
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  Speaker 4: All right. Well, it would have to two out of
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  Speaker 4: ten on IMDb.
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  Speaker 2: What does that tell you?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, a 2.8 out of 10, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: 2.8.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, one of them's name is Beauregard. Oh, it's Hildegard
• 7:05
  Speaker 4: Charmington and Beauregard Charmington are the two brothers.
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  Speaker 2: And Hildegard is a guy.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a dude type name. I've
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  Speaker 1: heard Hildegard, but I always thought it was usually associated
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: with a woman type person in it.
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  Speaker 4: You would think, but I don't know. It was the 1800s,
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  Speaker 4: I guess. I guess.
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  Speaker 1: They came up with some weird names back in the day. Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't want us to have to watch this
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  Speaker 1: ridiculous movie, go to MovieMeltdown.com. Click on the banner there
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  Speaker 1: at the top. Join the Meltdown Horror Club. Give us
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  Speaker 1: a better option.
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  Speaker 4: Every word, shut down and let in. What's left to do?
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  Speaker 1: These broken pieces.
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  Speaker 4: On the floor.
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: I'm losing my voice, calling it on you.
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  Speaker 4: Cause I've been shaking, I've been bending backwards till I'm broke.