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FINE! I’m deciding 🙄 · An ASMR Practice

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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I just think if you want biological kids, like... Why?
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  Speaker 2: Why are you doing all that? And I love... There
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  Speaker 2: are several people I love with biological children. I love
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  Speaker 2: their biological children, and I'm happy they chose that, but
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  Speaker 2: I also just think, like, it's not for me. And
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  Speaker 2: so a person who wants that is probably not for me.
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  Speaker 1: Um....
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  Speaker 2: And he was like, yeah, I want biological kids. He goes,
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  Speaker 2: and it's not my choice. He said, it's not my choice.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, if I'm with a girl and she doesn't
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  Speaker 2: want kids, then we're not having kids. He's like, but
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  Speaker 2: I probably wouldn't be with a girl or a woman
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  Speaker 2: who doesn't want kids. And so I heard that, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, that's smart and valid, and I don't
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  Speaker 2: think this is going to work out, guy. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think this makes a lot of sense. And then it
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  Speaker 2: was funny because, you know, we would kind of play
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  Speaker 2: like tag because, you know, like he hit me up
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  Speaker 2: and I was dating someone. And then I stopped dating
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: them and then I hit him up and then he
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  Speaker 2: was dating someone. And, you know, we just did that
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  Speaker 2: a little bit. Whatever. Nothing ever happened. I mean, we
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  Speaker 2: had a nice encounter at the river in Williamstown.
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  Speaker 1: And....
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  Speaker 2: I wish him well. I think it was fine. I
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  Speaker 2: think we just wanted different things. And so... Yeah. And
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  Speaker 2: now here I am. Now here I am. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to the freaking library. I don't even know why. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: I do know why. I do know why. And I'm just,
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  Speaker 2: I wish I could decide what I want to do
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  Speaker 2: after this. I'm gonna decide what I want to do.
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  Speaker 2: I think my cat is calling. But the unfortunate thing
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  Speaker 2: about that statement is that has a couple of meanings.
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  Speaker 1: Dookie Chase? What is a Dookie Chase? Okay, everybody hit
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  Speaker 1: up Dookie Chase's restaurant. Looks fun. Pray, work, and do
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  Speaker 1: for others. Leah Chase. Pray, work, and do for others.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all are doing way too much. Y'all are doing way
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  Speaker 2: too much. I mean.
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  Speaker 2: The problem with, okay, here's the problem with me choosing
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  Speaker 2: and being in charge is I've done it. And I
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  Speaker 2: did it when I was way too young and I
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  Speaker 2: did it way too hard. And it wasn't even, and
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  Speaker 2: when I say hard, it's not that it was difficult.
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  Speaker 2: It's just that I was doing too much. And I
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  Speaker 2: don't know when the burnout is ever going to be over.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if the burnout is ever going to
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  Speaker 2: be over. I have faith, I guess, that some- I mean....
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  Speaker 1: I- I do.
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  Speaker 2: I have faith. I don't think there's any way I could, like, be...
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm- I think I have plenty of means. And... Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: now I'm just like, okay, so I have to decide something.
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  Speaker 2: This is what they want from me. They want me
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  Speaker 2: to just decide. It's like the one thing I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to do. But also, I don't like being told
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  Speaker 2: what to do. So it's a never-ending battle that we're in.
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  Speaker 2: It's a never-ending battle. And this thing even got shit
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  Speaker 2: to do with gender. And y'all are gonna make it
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  Speaker 2: about gender because you're fucking stupid. Y'all stay making it
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  Speaker 2: about gender. And I can make it about gender. I
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  Speaker 2: woke up this morning and I immediately made it about gender.
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  Speaker 2: And then... And then I found a distraction. And we'll see.
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  Speaker 2: We'll literally see. But the guy, the guy who wanted
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  Speaker 2: to take care of me and our theoretical child that
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  Speaker 2: I didn't, listen, it didn't involve an abortion. It involved
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  Speaker 2: emergency contraception. And, you know... So... And I think... I mean,
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  Speaker 2: he's doing his recovery steps now. I think we were
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  Speaker 2: both hot messes when we met. And he's doing his
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  Speaker 2: recovery steps and... I don't know about all that. I've
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  Speaker 2: done enough steps. Listen, I did unpaid labor for the
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  Speaker 2: goddamn recovery center. And it was a joy. It was
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  Speaker 2: literally a joy. I showed up to the women's meeting and...
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  Speaker 2: nobody was there. It was just me. And they were like, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: there's another meeting after this. Do you think you could
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  Speaker 2: like bake something for this? And they gave me like
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  Speaker 2: a bullshit recipe. And I was like, I'm not making
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  Speaker 2: this shit, but yeah, I have my own recipe and
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  Speaker 2: you know, I have a recipe of me and mine. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And a little miss a little miss church. Her last
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  Speaker 2: name is church. What the fuck are the odds of that?
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  Speaker 2: And she texted me this morning. They gave me a
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  Speaker 2: bullshit recipe. They said, hey, do you mind doing some
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  Speaker 2: volunteer work for us? I said, sure. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I guess nobody's at the freaking women's meeting. The women
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  Speaker 2: are not recovering, it would seem. Or, I think the
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  Speaker 2: women are recovering in other ways. I think the women are, like,
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  Speaker 2: doing recipes pretty good. And, uh, Or they're just cooking
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  Speaker 2: from their heart. The men are all busy making spreadsheets.
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  Speaker 2: And having meetings. Probably cheating. They're probably just literally cheating.
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  Speaker 2: And they're probably just really into capitalism in a really
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  Speaker 2: big way. And I don't know why. And some of
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  Speaker 2: the women are doing that, too. And I fear that
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  Speaker 2: those women are kind of like not. I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: think they're having a kind of fun. I think it's
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  Speaker 2: just like it's way too sophisticated. It's way too sophisticated.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing way too much. Everybody's doing way too much.
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  Speaker 2: And unfortunately I am in the heart of this place
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  Speaker 2: right now and I don't know how the fuck I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to park. Oh boy. I love the parks. I
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  Speaker 2: hate parking. I fucking hate parking. There's nothing I hate
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  Speaker 2: more than parking. Okay. This place is kind of fucking
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  Speaker 2: nice though. Oh, nice. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay. Okay. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I see you girls. I literally see you girls. Okay. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: just driving on the wrong side of the goddamn road.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine. Don't worry about it. I gotta go home.
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  Speaker 2: This shit is just not even right. This shit is
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  Speaker 2: not even right. So, which place is home? Dude, my
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  Speaker 2: dash is so funny right now. Like, Um, so I
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  Speaker 2: have a feather. I'm going to go in order. I
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  Speaker 2: have a feather, just a feather. I have a fishing
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  Speaker 2: lure that I, when I was cleaning up the creek
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  Speaker 2: back home, I found this fishing lure and I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I could probably take the sharp bits off and like
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  Speaker 2: make a fucking earring out of this. And then I
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: have a crochet little worm that this very sweet lady from,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, probably like five or six jobs ago.
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  Speaker 2: She made me this. She had a name for it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it was... Wiggle Worm. It was like...
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember. But it has like googly eyes. Or
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  Speaker 2: it used to have googly eyes. Now it doesn't. So
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  Speaker 2: that's awkward. And.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and then I have some just raw cotton. Because
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  Speaker 2: I was driving through the cotton fields and there was
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  Speaker 2: like hella cotton on the side of the road and
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  Speaker 2: I was kind of like fascinated by it. So I
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  Speaker 2: just picked a little bit up. I have a flower
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  Speaker 2: that's like definitely just dying rapidly. My grandpa grows these
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  Speaker 2: and sells them. Irises. A guy stole it for me.
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  Speaker 2: and gave it to me I like the colors a
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  Speaker 2: lot I have a soap that said it was like
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: supposed to support like Palestine in some way that I
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  Speaker 2: bought I don't know I like the color of the
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  Speaker 2: wrapper and it was kind of cheap enough like I
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  Speaker 2: was in a really expensive store and it was like
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  Speaker 2: kind of cheap enough I have a smelly bag that says,
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  Speaker 2: give thanks. It's like fall colors. It smells like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like chai essentially. I don't know where I got that
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  Speaker 2: or why, but I saw it and, you know, I
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  Speaker 2: put one like in my main trash can at home.
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  Speaker 2: And then I think I put one near the litter boxes.
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  Speaker 2: And then I put one in my car. And I
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  Speaker 2: have a fucking lottery ticket. That hopefully isn't expired. But
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  Speaker 2: who's to say? Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And the rocket's wrapped up. The bombs bursting in air
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  Speaker 3: gave truth.
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  Speaker 2: To the lie that our flag was still there. This
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  Speaker 2: is for my aunt, uncle. I think that's why I
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  Speaker 2: was suddenly feeling patriotic. It's a lottery ticket. This is
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  Speaker 2: what they do for people's birthday. They give you a
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  Speaker 2: freaking lottery ticket. They give you like a lottery ticket
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  Speaker 2: or like a handful. Just in case. The first time
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  Speaker 2: they ever did it for me, I won like $ 25.
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  Speaker 2: And they were like, this is... And they could have
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  Speaker 2: been lying, but they were like, this is... This is
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  Speaker 2: the most anybody has ever won. And I was like, sick. $ 25.
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  Speaker 2: This one I have in my car is for $ 1.
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  Speaker 2: And at this point, it's more of like a decoration
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  Speaker 2: than anything. It's just a memory of home.
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  Speaker 1: Um....
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  Speaker 2: And, uh.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it is interesting, the whole... I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: understand the thrill of, like, a lottery ticket, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: But in a way, it's like... Yeah, I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: get it. See, last night I felt... My dad had, like,
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  Speaker 2: a strategy for the lottery. Like, because he would do
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  Speaker 2: the Powerball, so you could pick the numbers. And he
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  Speaker 2: would basically, you know, I think he picked the same
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  Speaker 2: numbers every time. And it's just, like, having to do
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  Speaker 2: with all of our family, like, our birthdays. And then...
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never done the Powerball. It seems
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  Speaker 2: like a lot of work, and I don't think that
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  Speaker 2: boy ever won anything. And so, I've known just, like,
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  Speaker 2: way too many gamblers, and they're not doing well financially. So,
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  Speaker 2: I don't really feel drawn to gamble, like, at all. Like,
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  Speaker 2: my ex that liked the casinos, like, he fucking... He fucking...
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  Speaker 2: You know, he was up. He was literally up at
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  Speaker 2: the casino. And I could just see it in his
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  Speaker 2: eyes that he was like, he was never fucking gonna
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  Speaker 2: leave that place. He was never gonna leave. And so
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  Speaker 2: I insisted. I'm not a very insistent person, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, insisting. I was like, we gotta get out
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  Speaker 2: of here, dude. I was like, we're literally up. We're
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  Speaker 2: up a lot. I was like, you were down. You
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  Speaker 2: were literally down. At first. Cause I'm like zoning out.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like literally not even paying attention. Then he's down.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'm like paying attention. And then we're up.
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  Speaker 2: He's up. I mean we didn't really share money. I
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: didn't fucking want his debt dude. Bro was debt maxing
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: that shit. And. Fundamentally. I was like dude. You're up.
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  Speaker 2: We gotta get out of here! What the hell?
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  Speaker 1: And, uh....
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  Speaker 2: And then, you know, he's trying to convince me, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, no! No!
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  Speaker 3: Dude.
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  Speaker 2: And then as soon as we walk out of the casino,
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  Speaker 2: he's like, I'm so glad you got me out of there.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, this is, like, the first time I'm, like,
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  Speaker 2: actually leaving up. And I don't think that was necessarily true,
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: but he was up big! He was literally... Okay, guys,
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: don't make that sexual. What the fuck? He was up.
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  Speaker 2: Monetarily up. And it ultimately doesn't matter. Like, it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: that much. And also, his debt, like... And this is
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  Speaker 2: the problem. Like, you know, this guy had serious issues. And...
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  Speaker 2: You know, ultimately, he had a lot of debt. He
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  Speaker 2: had a lot of school debt. Way more than me, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I got scholarships. I don't know what y'all are doing. Um, and...
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  Speaker 2: I got distracted. Yeah, my understanding is people have a
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  Speaker 2: lot of debt. And I would say, like, if you
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  Speaker 2: have a lot of debt, don't have kids. That's the
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  Speaker 2: first fucking rule. I don't know what happens if you
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  Speaker 2: don't have kids and you die with a lot of debt.
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  Speaker 2: I imagine it's not your problem. give it to the
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  Speaker 2: next one. Who cares? I mean, you already fucked up
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: your life and that's on you. That's on you. And
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  Speaker 2: you know, I know another person who also has a
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  Speaker 2: lot of student debt and they like felt super resentful
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  Speaker 2: of their mom because they were like, my mom, my
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  Speaker 2: mom didn't even try to stop me. My mom encouraged
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: me to pursue my dream. And, and then, and then
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't able to make friends at college, and I
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: have a lot of debt now, and I have a
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  Speaker 2: worthless degree. And they were like, and I... They make you...
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: When you take out the loan... I mean, I guess
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess I really don't know, actually,
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  Speaker 2: because I didn't take out private loans. I'm actually not
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  Speaker 2: at liberty to speak on this, because I didn't take
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: out private loans. Because I'm not a freaking dork. I mean.
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  Speaker 2: How are you... I get it. I mean, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like taking responsibility for my actions all the
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  Speaker 2: time either. But, like, your mom supported your dreams. My
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  Speaker 2: dad was a bit of a trickster. And he said...
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  Speaker 2: And I was actually... This is what it was. I
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  Speaker 2: was realizing my dad was right. He was literally right.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Because he was like, you gotta stay here and go
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: to college here. And I'm glad I didn't do that
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: in a way... Because... I think I needed to explore
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: the world. There are so many people I love in
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: the Northeast. Oh my fucking god, lick on my dick
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: and balls. Jesus Christ! You're out of here! Alright, this
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: is not the right area. I'm just simply not in
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: the right area. This is the kind of area that
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: you're not supposed to come to. Okay, I know where
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  Speaker 2: I need to go. I know where I need to go.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: And unfortunately, the light is green. So now I can't
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: freaking look. And I don't know how to freaking parallel park. Okay, look.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: There's a big enough slot here. Perfect. I know how
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: to parallel park. Okay? I just don't like doing it.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: I just literally don't like doing it. A certain individual
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: is checking in on me. Okay. What the fuck? What
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: am I doing? Oh, yeah. I know where I need
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  Speaker 2: to go. I'm going to the French Quarter. I bet
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: there's not fucking parking there either. Let me find a street.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Sounds good. Museum of Illusions. Is there any chance they
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: have free parking? There's like probably no way. Okay, let's
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: just look up free parking. I'm like totally not trying
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: to pay for parking right now. In the parking lot. Okay. Ah!
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I think this is a trap and a trick. I'm
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: like 99% sure this is a trap and a trick. God,
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I wish I had my freaking bike. I don't want
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: to sleep here. I don't want to sleep here. Okay,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: so here's the other option. I don't think there is
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: another option. You know what I want. I know what
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I want. Don't even freaking worry about it. Don't even
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: freaking worry about it. What the hell was I talking about?
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: My dad was right. In a way. But I don't
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: think he was right in the reason. He was like,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: you need to do what everybody here does. You need
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: to study what everybody studies. You need to study agriculture.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: And you need to get into agriculture here. Home. He's like,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: you don't need to leave home. And I discussed this
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: in therapy. because ultimately, I told my therapist, I was like,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: he said that shit, and it, to quote my good
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: and proper ex, okay, to quote that guy, you know,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: that lit a fire under my ass, quite literally, I
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: was pissed, I was like, you're not gonna fucking tell
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: me what to do, guy, and, um, So then I
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: was grinding. I was fucking grinding for the goddamn... Just applying.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, I took it very seriously, the applying to colleges. Wow,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: this is beautiful. They're showing The Lion King! Oh my gosh!
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I saw this! I gotta call my uncle. My uncle
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: got me tickets to this. My uncle got me tickets
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: to this. Well, I think my aunt facilitated through my uncle,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: who is a Broadway kind of guy. They're very cool.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I miss them, actually. I love the fucking East Coast.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: That's the thing, is my very cool aunt was like,
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: you gotta come to the East Coast. I think it's
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: very different when someone's like, telling you what to study
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: versus telling you where to go. Oh my fucker. Like, what?
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. They're trying to scare me. They're literally trying
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: to fucking scare me. Like, what's on fire, guys? I
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: don't wanna know. That's your job. It's literally your fucking job, mate.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Oh god. Everything is derivative. There's no such thing as originality.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Y'all are doing... Y'all are stupid. The visual artists are
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: on it. They're on it. They're making new stuff. Um...
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: It's so over. It's so over. I think civilization is
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: so fucking over. I think y'all are doing capitalism way
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: too good right now. And we are just not... It's
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: way too hot. But I have faith. I have faith that...
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: I have faith. I don't need to elaborate on that.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Y'all want me to elaborate so bad. All you have
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: to say is that you have faith. But see, I
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: feel like for a lot of people that might be
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: a triggering statement because they literally fumbled the bag so hard.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: They literally fumbled the bag.
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  Speaker 1: And....
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Now, faith fucking low-key, like, has a problem with, like,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: humanity at large. So, congrats, guys. Good job, guys. Y'all
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: did that shit. Now, boys, all they care about is sports. Sports, anime,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: and fucking hating women. Yet again, this is what they do.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: And we're the problem. They're gonna say we're the problem.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: They're gonna say we're the problem and they literally made
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: us like this. And then the recovery fuckers, the recovery
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: guys are gonna come in and they're gonna say, oh no,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: people can't make.
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  Speaker 1: You do anything.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, how about you work 80 hours a week
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: and fucking hate your life, okay? You do that. Sounds
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: really fun. I'm having fun making fun of you. I'm
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: having fun. Listen. Men see me and they seem pretty happy.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: And then men go around and talk all their shit.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Women are just... I don't know. They're alright. Making peace
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: with women. Making peace with women. Women... I think they're
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: doing their best. I think they're doing so good that
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I worry about them. Now the yogis are mad at me.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Just kidding. The yogis have been tricking me this whole time.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: The yogis are literally tricking me. Eastern Body, Western Mind.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: This is my book recommendation of the day. It's going
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: to trick you. It's going to trick you big time.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: It's going to confuse you a lot. It's going to
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: just murky your inner world to the point where you
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: just literally are not going to be able to have
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: a normal conversation with anybody ever again. You're literally not
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: going to be able to have a conversation with that's
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: normal ever again. And somehow, people are going to accuse
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: you of being derivative. Or something. Being unoriginal. Not speaking enough.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Not communicating abundantly enough. And you're going to fucking hate
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: humanity at large, probably. You're going to love yourself That's
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: what's going to happen is you're going to love yourself first.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: And you're going to love yourself so much that nobody's
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: going to be able to handle it. Everybody's going to
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: just like, I don't know. Dudes are going to want
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: to fuck you. Women are just going to demand a
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: lot out of you. They're going to see your confidence
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: and be like, I can exploit this. All of them.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: All of them. They're going to see your confidence and
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: they're going to be like, I'm going to exploit this.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna milk this shit for all it's worth. And
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: then you're gonna have burnout. And they're gonna be like,
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: you gotta get a job. It's capitalism. You have to
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: get a job. We literally have to get a job
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: right fucking now. Or else.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: No.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. Nope. That happened in.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe it'll happen. I don't know. I really don't want to.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I really don't want to. I've had too many jobs.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I'm maxed out on capacity that I can have more jobs.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I don't want any more. I literally don't want any more.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: I want to be a trad wife without the kids.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Can somebody procure these for me? Ugh. Does anybody know
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: if this is possible? It would really just bring me joy.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: If it could be possible. Mine's the wife part also.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: I just want to be a trad woman. I want
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: to be a trad. I want to be a trad.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: And I don't think I want to vote for the trads, though. Because,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? So, you know, I know what I
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: need to do. I just got a silent notification from
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: a certain individual on my screen here. And I know
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: what I need to do. Every time I get a
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: silent notification from this individual, I'm like, I know what
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I need to do. I don't even have to read
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: the message, I know what I need to do. I
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: know what I need to do. I was going to
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: the library, I honestly forgot what the fuck I even
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: put into this shit.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Ow!
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Ow ow ow! Oh, I remember. I literally remember now. Oh,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I'm actually excited, okay! Oh, okay, okay, we're following in
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: my mother's footsteps. For one last time, baby! One last time! Um,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: and I am not elaborating on that. You motherfuckers, I'm
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: not explaining shit to you. So I don't like you. Okay?
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I know who I like, okay? I know who I like.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Everybody else is busy. God said. Somebody said through me.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: They're busy. They're literally doing capitalism really good right now.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: They're doing capitalism. So... In the words of my... Of
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: one of the many grandmothers in my realm. That I
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: would claim is my own. In the words of them.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: That's a private conversation. It's a private conversation. Don't be
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: saying all that out loud. Alright. Bye bye.