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- 1:38winning screenwriter Alex Blanaris, and Alex is one of the creative forces behind the
- 1:46remarkable Oscar winning film Birdman. Now, Alex and I sit down and have
- 1:51a very deep conversation about what it was like coming up, how he turned
- 1:57down working on very big movies with some big directors, where he almost got
- 2:02ousted by his agency, how he got his agency in the first place,
- 2:07and what happened when he was asked to be a writer on Birdman, and
- 2:13so much more. This is a inspiring and educational conversation. So sit back,
- 2:19relax, and enjoy my conversation with Alex Delaris. I'd like to welcome
- 2:25to the show, Alex Delaris. How you doing, Alex, I'm doing
- 2:29well. How are you? I'm doing great? My friend well, first
- 2:31off, great name. I'd like the first name. It it works.
- 2:37I think I think it means leader of men if you look at That's what
- 2:40my mother used to tell me. Yeah, from Alexander. Of course your
- 2:44mother would tell you that because you're Latino, and that's what my mother would
- 2:46tell me as well. That's right, that's right, I tell you.
- 2:51It's a really funny thing right now. So you know my relationship with my
- 2:53dear friend and my director alesand calls me, never calls me Alex always calls
- 2:59me Tokayo her namesake, right, And then I was producing films with the
- 3:06two directors that I'm now developing films. Are talking about this later anyway.
- 3:08One of them is her name is Alex from Chicago. Right now I'm doing
- 3:12a Colombian I'm producing this Colombian artist film. Her name is Alisanda and her
- 3:16director is Alekandra Mahia. So every time we're on the call, you're like,
- 3:20which Ali Alex three, Alex two seven, Alex is? We have
- 3:23no idea who's who? And growing up I couldn't meet one Alex. But
- 3:28now they're everywhere. I know they weren't as popular back then, but listen
- 3:31Man. Thank you so much for coming on the show. I've been a
- 3:34fan of your work and what you've been doing outside of obviously Birdman and other
- 3:39things you've done as well. But my first question to you, sir,
- 3:43is how and why did you want to get into this insane insanity that is
- 3:46the film industry. I mean I sort of backed into it a little bit.
- 3:53I grew up in this tiny little town called East Rockaway, Long Island,
- 4:00and I had a movie theater across the street from me, one of
- 4:04those big old movie there is called the Criterion, and it was one of
- 4:08those ones back because I'm I'm I'm old now, so I'm talking about like
- 4:12late seventies, and it would one movie theater, big curtain balcony. They
- 4:16played one movie. If it was good, they played it for six months.
- 4:18If people were coming, like they'd never change. And my house wasn't
- 4:23the greatest place for me to hang out in, so I used to sneak
- 4:26across the street and just sneak in a movie theater and watch movies all day.
- 4:30And that's when I fell in love with movies. So I was like
- 4:31ten years old and I was watching movies like Cramer versus Kramer and you know,
- 4:36Great Santini and Justice for All These were all my favorite movies. They
- 4:40didn't Rocky Too and stuff like that, but I was watching anything that was
- 4:43there. So then in high school I fell in love with theater, and
- 4:47for one second it was going to be a theater actor. And then one
- 4:50second later I knew I wanted to direct theater. So then I studied theater.
- 4:56And I had a weird life. Man like I had a weird life.
- 4:59I didn't. I had some tough times, but I found myself in
- 5:02a little university in North Miami called Barry University. Oh yeah, I know
- 5:08Barry very well. You know Barry. There you go. Well, I
- 5:11was at Barry for two years, and then I came back to New York
- 5:14because again I was a total mess. But I was studying theater, and
- 5:16then I was in the restaurant business because I had to make a living.
- 5:19And one day I wrote a script for a friend and somebody saw it and
- 5:26liked it. Next thing, I knew, people wanted me to write instead
- 5:30of do anything else. And it was easier to do when I was working
- 5:32in the restaurant business because you could get home at two in the morning at
- 5:35right. You couldn't get home at two in the morning and direct anything,
- 5:38you know what I mean, I couldn't for the time off. And then
- 5:44my scripts just got Danny Ayello is actually my fairy godfather. I know if
- 5:47you know, Danny rest in peace, Danny the unbelievable actor from Do the
- 5:50Right Thing and Moonstruck. And Danny got a play of mine and fell in
- 5:55love with it and said, who the hell are you? I need to
- 5:58work with you. And we did a bunch of readings and he was like
- 6:01my fairy godfather. And then he got me to Johnny Planko, who's a
- 6:05very famous manager who handled like Lauren McCall on, Peter O'Toole and all of
- 6:11you. He asked, yeah, I mean more like Anthony Quinn, Paul
- 6:15Schrader. Now, I mean it's amazing. And Johnny, because I was
- 6:18doing a play with Danny who represented, said do you want a manager?
- 6:21I was like you He said yeah. I said, you're You're the only
- 6:24person I would be the only person on your client list that I didn't know.
- 6:28And he said, nonetheless, I think you're going to be good.
- 6:31And he signed me. Got me to Cia. CIA, got me Alejandro,
- 6:35Alexander Yantidu and I did Beautiful Together, the first of our dem movie.
- 6:40I wrote a four drafts of that before I eased out, and then
- 6:43we got back on Birdman and the rest is history four films and then the
- 6:46rest of my film stuff. But I've done plays and Broadway and stuff as
- 6:48well. That's how I got there, That's how you got them. So
- 6:51it's it's interesting because so many, so many people listening right now are still,
- 6:56you know, working in the restaurant business trying to get their scripts made.
- 7:00But you were also in New York at the time, right, so
- 7:01it was a little difference. Kind of like I always tell people, if
- 7:05you want to get hit by a car, you got to go where the
- 7:06traffic is. That's fair enough. Yeah, and New York and LA are
- 7:11kind of those two places. Would you agree, I would agree. I
- 7:15mean, eventually you have to find your way there, because if you're going
- 7:17to creep up into a writer's room or if you're you know, you can
- 7:20write scripts from anywhere and submit them and but yeah, better that you're mingling,
- 7:27meeting somebody sees your staff. Of course, your your analogy is right,
- 7:30Yeah, And it's interesting that it's it's this this business in general,
- 7:35there's oh, you always need to have like a Donny Brasco style person,
- 7:41not an Italian, but I'm saying, a person who vouches for you to
- 7:45give you some sort of credibility to open a door. Like Daniello was your
- 7:47guy, was your fairy god, you know father. Essentially he was the
- 7:51one and when people said, oh, if Danny's looking at him, he
- 7:55must be so he just need one person to open that creaked that door open,
- 7:59and then your talent. I think that's an interesting point because those those
- 8:03people that you say that might be listening, all of you out there that
- 8:05might be listening that are that are trying to get there or still work in
- 8:09a restaurant business, which I did for twenty four years. By the way,
- 8:11I wasn't a successful writer, so I was almost forty so um.
- 8:15But there's also so we don't jump straight to Danny I Yellow because you could
- 8:18be listening to this going like, Yo, how the hell do I meet
- 8:22Danny I Yellow? That's the problem. But that's not how it happens either,
- 8:24right. How how that happened was I wrote a play. I did
- 8:28that play in a staged reading. Somebody in the reading was a friend of
- 8:33my friend who was an agent, like commercial agent, a guy named Doug
- 8:37Keston from paradig Amazing Commercial Agent. Amazing guy goes to the He loved the
- 8:43play and at the time, the actor that I had in the part was
- 8:46going out, but he loved the play so much. He's like, can
- 8:48I help you, you know, find somebody. I was like, oh
- 8:50my god, that man. At the time. By the way, I'm
- 8:52living in a eight foot by five foot room in Brooklyn eating Chinese food for
- 8:56five days, you know what I mean, like terrible. And he calls
- 9:00me up a few days later and says, how would you feel about Danny
- 9:03Aello? I'm like, were you crazy? Like that was like right,
- 9:07like, well, let's get it to him. And there's a funny story
- 9:09about that. I won't go into it, but my point was it wasn't
- 9:11just oh, hi, here's that Danny Aello. Of course, because it
- 9:15was doing a little reading of a play in a little place where a bunch
- 9:18of friends. Somebody was there. He said, I liked it. So
- 9:20it's not just you know, it's about how you build relationships, how you
- 9:24network. And this gets back to your ago where the traffic is. The
- 9:28more people you know, if you're doing good work, somebody notices, tell
- 9:31somebody else, and then you get to Danny Illo, which gets you through
- 9:33the fence to whatever happens next. So there is a you know what I
- 9:37mean? Yeah, absolutely, I agree with you one hundred and ten percent.
- 9:41The point is that, yeah, you have to just do work because
- 9:43you didn't write. You didn't write that first script thinking that you were going
- 9:46to get someone like the Danniella to open a door for you. You were
- 9:50just doing the work. But I have to ask you, man, and
- 9:52this is something I think a lot of people listening would would identify with.
- 9:56How did you keep going until? I mean, all those years you said,
- 10:00twenty four years in the restaurant business. We'll be right back after a
- 10:05word from our sponsor, and now back to the show. What kept you
- 10:13going following the dream of being a writer and a director. I mean,
- 10:16but I I let it die. It was never a writer. It was
- 10:20always I just wanted to direct theater. You know, I never thought I
- 10:24would be a writer. I didn't plan on it, so I let it
- 10:31die. I was very dysfunctional. I grew up in a house that was
- 10:33no good. I was drinking too much booze when I was too young.
- 10:37I lived on the street for a couple of months in New York City.
- 10:39Like it was a mess, man. I couldn't have my lights on.
- 10:43You know. It was bad. But I always loved it, right.
- 10:50I love theater, I loved stories. I love film always. And then
- 10:56I got into the restaurant business. What happens is you sort of get numb
- 10:58because when you have an to pay your bills and it just gets you enough,
- 11:01and then you you're so depressed that you're not doing what you love to
- 11:05do that you finish work at the restaurant at one, and then you drink
- 11:07your face off till four, you know, and then you rise some repeat
- 11:11for about what turns into two days to ten years, you know. And
- 11:16I did everything there was to do in a restaurant, from washing dishes and
- 11:20peeling shrimp to owning one um which you know, uh, in general,
- 11:26managing all that stuff. But one day I just quit it. Um two
- 11:30thousand or something. I just quit it and ran to Florida. But then
- 11:35I said, I'm gonna try it. So I wrote the plays and then
- 11:37it worked. UM so I didn't keep the dream alive in the middle.
- 11:41I just envied the dream and it was really depressing time for me. Um
- 11:46and still to this day when i'm you know, I swear to God like
- 11:48this is my house, this is my office, as my man cave down
- 11:52here because you have a drum set back there. So oh yeah, I
- 11:54was gonna say this is a very Yeah, my Yankees baseballs are there?
- 12:01Is that a golden globe back there? Yeah? I think, yeah,
- 12:05of course. And there's no night. There's no night that I don't or
- 12:09morning that I don't wake up and come down here and go what the hell
- 12:11happened? Like I I wake up every day like I mean it like super
- 12:16grateful like like that. But it's crazy, you know how I got from
- 12:22there to here, and that for anybody listening like that, like there is
- 12:26a road, it just takes. The road is the road, you know.
- 12:31And I think people get to scards everybody. Oh you do things,
- 12:33you submit it. Yeah, but you know agents aren't reading your ship and
- 12:37you're not setting them straight to a studio like it seems impossible, but it
- 12:41is. Like you said about doing the work, about having friends read,
- 12:43about opening up your circles to people who are more in the business, and
- 12:46your talent hopefully will naturally float you up, you know, toward the top
- 12:52um if you if you network enough and give your stuff enough and have good
- 12:56soul and help other people, and you know, I believe that I'm living
- 13:01proof of the luckiest son of a bitch in the world. Yeah, it's
- 13:05it's it's a beautiful I love what you're saying. It's actually really beautiful because
- 13:09it's there's so much hardship trying to get into this business. It is it
- 13:13is absolutely brutal, so arguably the most difficult business in the world to crack
- 13:18into. Really it's you're you could be a brain surgeon faster, honestly,
- 13:22Yeah, or more directly, that's true. Absolutely, Yeah, There's there's
- 13:26no question because there is no path. And I love when you said the
- 13:28path is the path. The journey is the journey, and it's different for
- 13:31every single person. No one else is going to write a play who then
- 13:35a friend season than an Agencyson. Then it gets to a Danny, a
- 13:39yellow caliber actor who then opens a door for you. They get you.
- 13:43Nobody's gonna pat that. And my biggest mistake growing you know, coming up
- 13:46in the business is I just started seeing everybody else's I was like, Oh,
- 13:48that's how Robert Rodriguez did it, Well, maybe that's what I should
- 13:50do, or that's how Kevin Smith did it, because I came up in
- 13:52the nineties. So it's like, yeah, and then it ever works.
- 13:56Yeah, you have stories about him giving blood and raising the money from you
- 14:01direct hearny filmmakers I've talked to. It was like, yeah, I gave
- 14:03blood too, And I'm like, how did that work out for you?
- 14:05Bro? I'm still hustling, man. I'm like, that was his God,
- 14:11that's his bad. So you gotta find that path for yourself, I
- 14:13think is the big thing. So you finally get to to Cia, you
- 14:16get to means that's but yeah. But at the time, but when you
- 14:22met Alejandrew, was Alejandro Alejandro yet or was he just uh? He had
- 14:28just finished No, he had just got won the Golden Globe for and was
- 14:33nominated for all the Oscars from Babble. Oh that's right, the Babble.
- 14:35He did better do that. Also, he was already out the Hunter,
- 14:37he was already on the battle. He did his first three movies with an
- 14:41unbelievably talented writer named Yer Mariaga who twenty one Grahams and Battle Right, and
- 14:48then those guys parted ways and he was looking for another writer. And this
- 14:54agent in New York from CIA, who Johnny Plant Danny and by introduced me
- 14:58to Johnny. Johnny submitted my stuff to CIA. At CIA, there was
- 15:01a theater agent named Olivier Saltan who's still my agent, one of my best
- 15:05friends. And Olivier fell in love with my play Still Life and Crazy because
- 15:11Alejandra, I think we've just moved from Paradigm to CIA, I believe.
- 15:15And he was looking and he had parted ways with Giermon and he was looking
- 15:20for writers and CIA since he was a new client, and he was,
- 15:24you know, just on babbling. He's you know, up and coming as
- 15:26one of the biggest directors. And they sent him a pile of scripts.
- 15:30And the way Alejandro told me my story was like he read through a million
- 15:33scripts and called CIA. It was like, it's not working. I can't
- 15:35find it. Went through the bottom of his pile and there was my play,
- 15:37not a movie script, my play Still Life, and he read it
- 15:41and they called up you know, his people CEA and said, who the
- 15:43hell's that guy? I need to talk to that guy, and they called
- 15:46me in New York City. I'll never forget. I was in my sweatpants,
- 15:50eating a TV dinner off a trade with my wife watching the Yankees played
- 15:52Toronto Blue Jays. I'll never forget it. And I got a phone call.
- 15:56It's like, is this Alexander? And I said yeah. I said
- 16:00this is I read your Place to Life. It's full of blood. I
- 16:07want to drink your blood. That was literally the first thing mother said to
- 16:11me. Ever, that's what he said. And my wife was swooning because
- 16:15she thought he was so good. And she's like, oh, and I'm
- 16:18like, what is happening right now? He's like, can you come to
- 16:19it late tomorrow? I got on a day I'm playing. That was a
- 16:22Tuesday night. I got on a plane the next day and the next night
- 16:26he and I were having dinner discussing what would become the film Beautiful. Two
- 16:30days later he called my agents and he's like, I want alex he's my
- 16:33writer and I joined him in Spain and we wrote beautiful. Dude. It's
- 16:37crazy, bro, that's insane. The same These are the kindest stories that
- 16:44are heard about in the in the in the back alleys of Hollywood, and
- 16:48you're like, this is what happened. This is you. It happened for
- 16:51you too. And they'll say these kind of stories, but that's such an
- 16:55Literally, the universe was guiding you. There's just no utch, there's no
- 17:00other explanation, there's no makes no sense. And make it a pile of
- 17:03scraps from all these imagine the famous street writers that were in the pile.
- 17:08And then he picks out a play at the bottom by play from New York.
- 17:12Yeah, I remember somebody's done to me. I forget who was.
- 17:15But are we calling the story? He's like like they eat told, Like
- 17:19I forget who it was. Somebody high up and see one of the you
- 17:22know, owner Kevin or Bran or something, and he was like, uh,
- 17:26you know Alex, I found my writer, Alex. They were like,
- 17:29oh my god, that's amazing. Why didn't we think of it?
- 17:32It's a perfect you know marriage. And then they called New York and like,
- 17:36who the hell is Alex? And they were like, oh, he's
- 17:38a playwright. Olivia hasn't like get on the phone, he needs to get
- 17:41on a plane. And I was like, that's that's how that's how that
- 17:45went. And did you ever did youervery see the movie The Big Picture with
- 17:48Kevin Bacon? Yeah it was. It's kind of had a little bit of
- 17:52that vibe too, like who is who's this guy? He's the highest guy
- 17:59we need to get hold. Yeah, nobody knew me. I was brand
- 18:02new. So all right, so you fly out? Do you fly out
- 18:03of Spain to meet on the hundre starting? I flew from New York to
- 18:07La okay, oh to La. And then well when you started to work
- 18:11with with Alejandro, Yeah, as as a collaboration. Well, first of
- 18:14all, when you went to meet him that night, Dude, what is
- 18:15that like? Bro? How do you look like? I can't I can't
- 18:19even tell you the joy of it? Like, I'm I'm a schmuck,
- 18:22I'm not making any money. Um, But I get out there. He
- 18:26picks me up for dinner in his car. We go to this Italian restaurant
- 18:29that we still go to now. It's a little outdoor place like not it
- 18:32doesn't look super fancy, but it's really good. The food's great and he
- 18:33loves it and they're letting him smoke out on the patio, which in La
- 18:37you can imagine good um. But we're we immediately hit it off, right,
- 18:41so we're like three bottles of wine in and Alexandro I don't know if
- 18:45you remember the movie Beautiful, but Alejandro like gets up from the table and
- 18:51he's like no. And then we're on the water and I don't go to
- 18:53sea. You looked up dead body floating like eyes looking at your dead body,
- 18:57and there's everybody eating right around this in their instaurant. When he get
- 19:00so passionate and he just starts doing this another money and all of a sudden,
- 19:06like a grave yard in the water, and I was just I loved
- 19:10every minute. But you can just picture the people nearby going, how is
- 19:15that? La? It's just it? And we yeah, we thought in
- 19:18love on our first day. Yeah, oh that's amazing. And so let
- 19:22me ask you, working with someone like Alejandro, who's obviously a genius,
- 19:26He's an absolute genius, what are some of the lessons you learned as a
- 19:30writer working with him, specifically on that first project. And then we'll get
- 19:34to Birdman. Well, the first project was amazing because here I am in
- 19:40this whirlwind that I go, I go to Spain, to Barcelona where that
- 19:42movie takes place, and it's about street people, um African immigrants who sell
- 19:48the purses, and the video takes like a big part of the story.
- 19:49And the story is how he added out of them, has two kids and
- 19:53he's dying and he has no place to leave them. His wife is sort
- 19:56of bipolar, and he doesn't have family, and he and that money.
- 20:00And we'll be right back after a word from our sponsor, and now back
- 20:08to the show. This whole thing, it's so sad. What do I
- 20:14do with this? What do I do with these kids? Um? So
- 20:18we went to Barcelona for a week or two. We did the research,
- 20:22We interviewed, we went to the little apartments of these people and how hard
- 20:25they work and how tough they live. It was really uh. And then
- 20:29saw sites and you know, you sort of got what we what we needed.
- 20:33And then he said make it your own, you know, now make
- 20:34it your own. And I went back. I moved to Barcelona for about
- 20:38a month. My wife is my best partner, UM, my wife Nila,
- 20:42and she was like, just go because I wanted to be there.
- 20:45So about the streets in Barcelona. So I lived there and I just typed
- 20:48it out and I handed it to Alejandro and he said to me like,
- 20:52this is not what I wanted. And I was like, I thought he
- 20:55was kidding at first, and he was like, no, this all of
- 20:59a sudden he said it sad. I was like, oh shit, like
- 21:02he means this. And we did all the work together. We talked about
- 21:03it like I didn't, and he said, I'm gonna go to Mexico.
- 21:07I gonna write a few scenes and then I'll send them to you and you'll
- 21:08see more of the tone. And I was like, oh my god,
- 21:10it's for real. And I remember sitting on a couch and I gotta admit
- 21:12I was. I was crying like I would be too. My wife was
- 21:18just you know, and I was just so sad, not only because it
- 21:19was Allahnder, but because, like I felt strongly about what I had done.
- 21:25No, no, the story um. And then he sent me some
- 21:27scenes and I realized, oh no, I'm not I liked him. We
- 21:34liked each other so much, and I'm like, I can't write that story.
- 21:40So I talked to Nila, I talked to my agents, and then
- 21:42finally one night I got on the phone with Alahameder and I was like,
- 21:45brother, I can't write this. You're a genius and this movie is going
- 21:51to be amazing, but I'm not your guy, um, and I'll make
- 21:56it worse because I don't believe that that isn't my understanding and I'm too close
- 22:03after a month with these people that I wrote, but you can use everything
- 22:07I wrote and I'm sorry. He's like, well, you know, Getti
- 22:11and I used to hammer it out, and I'm like, yeah, if
- 22:12I thought we were close, but we're not close, and I'm just going
- 22:15to hurt your movie. And it was funny because it was the only guy
- 22:19that understood, like I remember the night, I think Hilly count it the
- 22:23same way. We both was really sad about it. We were like we
- 22:26knew it was strictly about the work and he respected that and I respected him
- 22:32so much. And that was it, and I didn't talk to him again
- 22:36until he was going to do the premiere, which not a premiere screening at
- 22:40the Solo House in New York and he invited me, and I was so
- 22:42nervous. I brought my friend Olivier, my agent, just to hold his
- 22:45leg because I was so nervous, and everybody was there, like Julian Stable
- 22:49was there and I was fun. So I was there and I watched the
- 22:53movie and a lot of the stuff for the father and the kids stuff was
- 22:56still had my stuff and spirit in it, and and so that relieved me
- 23:03a little bit. And then the other stuff was the other stuff. Um
- 23:07and uh. He was so nice about it, and we have lunch the
- 23:11next day and he said, what did you think? I like? What
- 23:14am I supposed to say? I was like, it's a beautiful movie.
- 23:17I still stand where I stood before. I think when it focuses on this
- 23:21thing, it's I feel more of that. When it doesn't, I sort
- 23:23of don't. But and you know, like my reps and people stopped talking
- 23:30to me for a little while because they thought, here's this here's this new
- 23:33guy, and he's a vain, crazy, difficult and I was none of
- 23:37those things. But they didn't know that. Alejandro knew that. And sorry
- 23:41to make this story longer than it should, but so I resigned from the
- 23:45film. I was on the first name on special credits. UM. I
- 23:48remember sitting with my friend Brad Frying and watching and clip of Javier on the
- 23:53Oscars that year, and I standing my buddy Brad, who was an actor
- 23:56who standing right next thing I'll never forget, and they were showing the clip
- 24:00of how Yet It because he was nominated for Best Actor for that, and
- 24:03I said, look at that, Brad. I said, that's the closest
- 24:04I'm ever going to get to an Academy award right there, like that thing.
- 24:08And Brad was like, get a whiskey, like I was. I
- 24:14was screwed. I'm bying. Yeah. And then so at my agents,
- 24:18you know, we're not pleased, and understandably, but they didn't hear the
- 24:22whole story. And then I went to I used to write in Puerto Rico.
- 24:25I used to write on the West coast, and he Sabello whenever I
- 24:27went to go write. And I was working on a musical of the Bodyguard
- 24:30of all Things, the Lawrence Hazed In movie, and I was doing a
- 24:34musical for England. And I got there and I got a call from Alecandro
- 24:37and he said, to Gayo, he said, I have an idea.
- 24:42It's a comedy, dark comedy in one take, and I want you to
- 24:47write it with me. And I said, man, nothing would make me
- 24:51happier. We have unfinished business and I would love that, and he said,
- 24:53do you mind because the guy who the guys who replaced me were Nico
- 24:56and Armando are beautiful. They're the ones that are quite with Alendro. He's
- 25:00like, do you mind if I bring this guy Nico in with me?
- 25:03And I was like, miss mother, Yeah, sure, what am I
- 25:06saying? No? Um? But you know, then I got a call
- 25:10from my age and who was like, hey, I heard you. Yeah,
- 25:12of course, of course. Um, it's understanduddy, it's understand buddy,
- 25:17pal Yeah I heard. Yeah, I heard you had a kid two
- 25:21years ago. UM. But like I said, I understand it, I
- 25:26really do. UM. So then we flew to New York. I met
- 25:29Nico and it took Niko and I one day to become brothers. And then
- 25:33Nko and I were writing Birdman. UM. And then Armando came in and
- 25:38was doing album the story and Ala Handro you know, had the idea and
- 25:41and and I'm sorry, And that's that's how that happened. I thought I
- 25:45turned that off. Um, that's how that happened, in the craziest,
- 25:52in the craziest way. Um. We ended up working on Birdman and that's
- 25:56how that story went. So I guess I risked every thing I didn't mean
- 26:00to. I still I don't know if I went back in time now,
- 26:03I probably wouldn't have done it again. And my wife was a champ for
- 26:07standing by my side, as was my age in Olivier. Because you imagine
- 26:11how crazy that sounds. Well, yeah, you know, I mean you
- 26:15man, that's I mean, brother man. That is a hell of a
- 26:18story because you just you get your shot with arguably, you know, one
- 26:22of the greatest directors of his time, of his generation, and everyone knew
- 26:27he was going in that direction without question, and you decide to have in
- 26:33Hollywood integrity, as I put it out in quote, integrity for the story.
- 26:41Like it sounds insane, this is Hollywood talking, this is a Hollywood
- 26:45thing. How the agents looked at it. But Ole Hunter understood where you
- 26:48were going with it and respected it because you're right. Because a Hollywood director
- 26:53the would have a Hollywood writer who might have not had the same sensibility as
- 26:59you would have been like, this is my shot, I'm gonna bammer it
- 27:02out with him, and it might have made the film worst, but you
- 27:03outed up. She said, this is nothing. I probably should have um,
- 27:07but I did. I just respected him so much, and I was
- 27:11like, I'm not going to get in the way of this genius, Like
- 27:12I'm gonna write that badly. I'm gonna write that badly. And this is
- 27:17my first shot. And and you know, like I said, I don't
- 27:21I don't know if I do the same thing again today, I'd like to
- 27:22think I would. Um. I was making no money at the time when
- 27:27I quit, you know, as making two plays off Broadway in New York,
- 27:30which pays you all about twenty five thirty thousand dollars in total in some
- 27:34of the biggest off Broadway theaters in New York, by the way, and
- 27:37they still you know, there's no money in it. And you know,
- 27:41my wife was making all the money at that time. She calls me her
- 27:45startup. Now to this day, I love that, Yeah she does.
- 27:49But she stood by me. But yeah, Alejandro knew what I was saying,
- 27:53and I was saying, I'm not going to get in the way of
- 27:56your vision of this of this film, and nobody else got it, but
- 28:00he got it and then came right back to me. And now we've done
- 28:02four together. We're still doing stuff together where brothers, Um, I love
- 28:06him, So it just worked out, man. It definitely worked out the
- 28:11way it's supposed to work out for you. And it's the thing that's great
- 28:15about it is looking in from the inside out. From outside in it's insanity,
- 28:18but from the inside out it makes all the sense in the world.
- 28:22It looking back, yes, looking back, looking back when you're in it,
- 28:27not so much. Now. I have to tell you about bird Man
- 28:30Man. I was that year. I heard about Birdman, and obviously it
- 28:37looked it looked really interesting, and I was a fan of Alejandrew and I
- 28:40watched it and I'll never forget my first impression of Birdman. I turned to
- 28:45my wife and I said, Oh, my god, that's what a director
- 28:48is. I haven't seen a director direct, really direct, and have such
- 28:53a clear vision in such a long time. And that's not a slight on
- 28:57any other director, just at that moment. His vision was so vivid for
- 29:03that film, and it just was like he took you by the nose and
- 29:07carried you through the entire movie and the performances and the one shot. And
- 29:11I'm like, what is going on when you're writing that with him? It's
- 29:17insane story. Yeah, everything is a little bit like it's insane. The
- 29:22characters are all over the place, meaning that like, there's so many different
- 29:26things going on in that story. How did you keep it all? That's
- 29:30I guess that's why you needed three or four writers on it. We'll kind
- 29:33of keep it all in check. I would tell me Alejandra had a strong
- 29:37vision of what it was. He had a very strong vision, and Armando
- 29:44as a director as well, and a very good one at that. They
- 29:48tend to be story guys, I mean Alejanders generating a story, and Nico
- 29:52and I are the sort of writing guys, like how do we make that?
- 29:56How do we put that into you know, exterior Saint James Theater,
- 30:00New York City. We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor,
- 30:10and now back to the show. I think, like I said, Nico
- 30:15and I had became inseparable and we were finishing each other's thoughts, and we're
- 30:19two very different kind of writers. Like I don't know if you saw it.
- 30:22Nico has a really quirky, great film called John and the Hole that
- 30:26was just it was in the Stupid Bright in the Pandemic. But right he's
- 30:33Nico is a an absurdist at heart. He's an abstractionist and I'm a dialogue
- 30:44action conflict and together it was that's what bird Man is. Right. Either
- 30:48you have Michael Keaton and I'm a stone and you're not important, blah blah
- 30:52blah, get used to it, or you have him eating below an ego
- 30:55and I don't know this play is chasing me around with a tiny hambra hidden
- 30:57meaning in balls or Birdman flying, and that's Nico. And the two of
- 31:00us just loved each other's styles, even though we don't write in each other's
- 31:04styles, so we would laugh, you know, um So, I think
- 31:10speaking for myself, I mean, I know, Alejandro, I'm gonna you
- 31:14know, I'll tell you a million ways why all hundred is a genius.
- 31:17Um. But speaking for myself in this particular style played right into my strength
- 31:22as a playwright. Right of course, dialogue scenes clever, keeps moving,
- 31:29it's not elliptical. Um. For me, it was like going home,
- 31:33you know, to to my plays. Um and I love that. Um
- 31:41So. I focused on that. Nico focused on the more esoteric, and
- 31:47Alejandro is a master of both. He's a master of the fifty fifty and
- 31:52two people in a room going at each other and He's a master of the
- 31:56visual epic weep move. But I think the best thing I can say about
- 32:05my partner Alejandro is that his guts just don't lie to him. He knows
- 32:14in a way like when he and Chievo that our DPM. When him and
- 32:19Chievo are standing there and working it out, you just sit back and I
- 32:24don't know what to say. You you you, You just sit with your
- 32:28mouth shut and watch It's It's a stunning thing to see happen. Their instincts
- 32:35are so pure and have adrenaline in them by all by themselves. And that's
- 32:40what for me. The best bird Birdman to you was what Good Fellas was
- 32:45to me when I saw it. He just pull yanked you into this world.
- 32:50And then you're in this world and you you just don't get out of
- 32:52it. It's just trap it and go. And I feel like Alejandro outside
- 32:57of the righting, I'm just talking about his direction, did that like man
- 33:00with you like it or love it? And people love it and people hate
- 33:01it? Like I get both, I really do um. But for the
- 33:05people who love it, I think it feels like that you got pulled into
- 33:07this ride and it's dark and it moves and you just don't know what's happening.
- 33:10It doesn't feel familiar in a way, which is, you know,
- 33:14really lovely. I think un rare and rare these days and rare. Yeah,
- 33:16I thought that last year about that about Everything Everywhere, which wasn't my
- 33:21favorite film, but I certainly loved it. But it felt like, oh
- 33:23shit, yes, right, two rocks or boulders are speaking to each other.
- 33:28That's perfection. Mike's are those hotdog hands? Why get to the bagel?
- 33:35We're good? Yeah, no, no that and don't even get me
- 33:37stopping. I had the boys on the Daniels on before they were the Daniels,
- 33:42and and just hearing the story of how that, I'm like, you
- 33:45guys are insane. It's insane said that movies. And it was so wonderful.
- 33:47It was such a wonderful film as well. Yeah, and you know,
- 33:51speaking of Chivo, I mean Chivo had a run there of three three
- 33:55Oscars in a row grab Revenant, yeah not not not a bad run.
- 34:00And then Alejandro had backed the back Oscars for Best Director, which I don't
- 34:07know if that has that happened before. It has I think once or twice
- 34:09before. I remember it's a rare. It's a rarity. It's definitely not
- 34:14something that happens often. Working When when you're saying this this thing, when
- 34:19you're watching Chivo and are working on set and they just know that they trust
- 34:22their gut. It sounds to me like they're just that thing that we all
- 34:27all the creatives, all of creatives do when we try to connect to the
- 34:30ether, to connect to the source of whatever creativity is. It seems that
- 34:36they have a very strong connection to it and they trust it implicitly, like
- 34:40they just because a lot of times as a writer or as a director,
- 34:45you second guess you're kind of like, oh, maybe, maybe not.
- 34:47It sounds like these guys are like it's like watching the Beatles writing a song
- 34:52and those documentaries just like just they're firing on all cylinders. Yes, that's
- 34:57that's why I've been in the room. I mean, I've been privilege to
- 35:00be in the room. It's crazy, and I think I want to be
- 35:02clear because I you know, I know and have been friendly with with you
- 35:07know, Alexandro Alfonso Guilletimo del Toro Geebo. Um. I'll say this,
- 35:15if the world's still around in fifty years, they're gonna be full chapters in
- 35:21film books about that these three guys in that period of time, and they
- 35:25make very different movies, but they all come from the same place. This
- 35:30is what they where They're gonna call Mexican. The Mexican cinema of the odds
- 35:37is this passionate like it's not the genius of Paul Thomas Anderson or the genius
- 35:49of the Cohens, which are massive geniuses. But the difference in style with
- 35:57the Mexicans for me is this lead by the gut balls out. The mistakes
- 36:05are part of the you know, like I watched Todd's movie with Kate h
- 36:12tar Oh, yeah, it's it's it's perfection, it's it's it's I don't
- 36:16mean the story or I just mean it's constructed in a way that's so perfect
- 36:22um and it's super wonderful. Our guys aren't like that. They're even when
- 36:31it's choreographed to an inch of its life. The mistakes are part of the
- 36:35joy of it. The car chase, Famous car Chase and City of men
- 36:38Uh, you know the guieron is sequence and Pans labyrinth that that keeps cutting
- 36:44back and forth like they just do things and it's the totality of their instinct
- 36:51that is what's right. Not the perfection of what they're doing. Even their
- 36:54stuff is pretty unbelievable, but you know what I mean, And I think
- 36:59that's what that's what this moment and those guys have in common, this instinct,
- 37:02like you said, this, this this barometer that that just it.
- 37:07It just takes them the right way and lady takes them somewhere a right.
- 37:10I mean you look at Get On or Get Off. Yeah, look at
- 37:14Getmo stuff. I mean it's so guietemo like. There's just no there's no
- 37:20one else on the planet who can make a film like no like, and
- 37:22those are the best kind of film filmmakers are. You can't see anyone else
- 37:28making your avatar regardless, you can't see you can't see anyone else making et
- 37:34like. You just can't see that. It's not possible. It's the DNA
- 37:37is so mixed in that, you know, don't make any like Like Spielber
- 37:44couldn't make a Good Fellas, but it's not going to be Marty's Good Fellas,
- 37:47no either, And Marty could have made Jaws, right, not gonna
- 37:52It's just not going to be the same, that's right. It's it's it's
- 37:54all right. Working with Alejandro now on so many projects, what is like
- 37:59the biggest lesson you've learned as a writer working with him? He has a
- 38:07he has a a bullshit meter where you can write something really really great,
- 38:15you know, and you know writers, we usually hate ninety percent of what
- 38:19we write, but you'll find something to say, oh, that's that's really
- 38:22great, and he's like, yeah, it's it's really good, really good.
- 38:25I'm not going to use it, um because I can do that whole
- 38:29thing you just did if I just do this with the camera door there.
- 38:32But it's great, nice idea. What else do we have? And you're
- 38:35like, I just I spent three weeks. What are you talking about?
- 38:39And then you're watching You're like, yep, yep, he was right.
- 38:45They have an amazing way to get past is an amazing It's again, it's
- 38:50his truth meeter. He just he just knows if it feels, you know,
- 38:54right or wrong, or whether it's an image or a line. He
- 38:59just he has an you know what he comes from music like Alehammer was very
- 39:04much from music. Um, I think he was when I was in the
- 39:07restaurant business. I think he was a dj um, but music means a
- 39:10lot to and that's how he I think that's his paradigm. He sees everything
- 39:17as this sort of rhythm and music, and whether it's time for a dissonant
- 39:22note or harmony, he'll he'll he'll know, sort of enjoy. But that's
- 39:27that's what it feels like. Um. And he's he's taught me to lean
- 39:30more on, like stop being so polished and stop saying everything, say what's
- 39:37get down to the center of it. And he's made me better. I
- 39:39mean, he made me better instantly with Murdman, and even seems beautiful that
- 39:45you know that that survived. He just makes me better. Now. I
- 39:50always like asking this question from people who've won oscars, What was it like
- 39:54being in the center of the storm? Will be right back back after a
- 40:00word from our sponsor, and now back to the show that was Birdman,
- 40:09the whole pomp and circumstance. You're going into award shoft to awards show and
- 40:14everyone's you're the best, you're the greatest. This destroys most most people,
- 40:17it does in Hollywood. We've seen that a thousand times. How did you
- 40:22deal with being in the middle of this whole a hurricane. Essentially, it's
- 40:27the eye of the storm essentially. Well, I think I think the greatest
- 40:30thing about being a screenwriter is that nobody knows who you are. That you
- 40:38have to tell some I was funny. I was at a funeral. My
- 40:42great answers like one hundred and seven years old, God blesser and I was
- 40:44a funeral and somebody I hadn't seen in twenty years, my army inside of
- 40:46the family, came up to me at the funeral. I was like,
- 40:50oh my god, you're famous. I said, I'm not. Things like
- 40:52you're famous. We saw you in the Oscar and I said, I'm nothing.
- 40:54I said, what's your favorite movie that you ever saw in your whole
- 40:59life? And she said Shawshank Redemption. I said, who wrote it?
- 41:02She said, what's your second favorite movie? Time cast a blank? I
- 41:08was like, who wrote it? Like nobody, not like only movie people,
- 41:13you know what I mean. So screenwriters, you get you're under the
- 41:15radar. Plus there was me Nico Armando, like we were all sneaking on
- 41:20the Alejandro. You know, everybody's looking for him as the director, as
- 41:22the auto or naturally, so it wasn't that crazy. So we we had
- 41:25the joy of being able to be part of it and still be able to
- 41:30enjoy it with our wives. And like we had a ball at the Golden
- 41:32Globes. We were getting drunk at the table. We had a we had
- 41:35a ball, like the whole time, we just had a ball because it
- 41:37wasn't it wasn't real. You know, we weren't under any pressure at all.
- 41:43Um, So it was fine, Like I was there, I'll show
- 41:47you. I don't know if I can go get it for you, but
- 41:49it's a startling no. Please gook a if you if you go, if
- 42:08you go to um whatever YouTube wherever you watch the you know, Birdman winning
- 42:15Best Picture or whatever. We had one screenplay amazing, Alejandro had one director
- 42:21TiVo one. UM. We were hoping Michael would win. I'm still sor
- 42:27yeah, but so we had done our thing and then best picture. So
- 42:30the best picture you win and everybody goes up on stage. So now we're
- 42:32up there with Emma and Ed Norton and you know, all the fame.
- 42:36I'm like, nobody's looking at me, like Arna milschen Um, Jim Scotch
- 42:39to all the great producer um. And I'm standing up there and I'm like
- 42:43well, literally nobody at home or in this theater is looking at me,
- 42:47so you can see it in the YouTube video. I reach into my pocket
- 42:52and I take out my phone and I just go like, I don't aim.
- 42:53I just go like this and I, you know, turn that camera
- 42:58really fat one click. I put it right back in my pocket. I'm
- 43:00like, I probably got you know, somebody's feet, but I had to
- 43:04try it. Well. The picture that came out on my phone was this,
- 43:08wow, oh my god, everyone who's listening, you gotta go on
- 43:15to YouTube. But why look at this well and that is amazing is holding
- 43:21the oscar and the god light that's coming right down easy. And there was
- 43:24like Jared Leto and Clint Eastwood and my wife is here in front of Harvey
- 43:28Weinstein and an a win tower in the Red Threat. Oh good lord,
- 43:31but I got that. Did you give that to I'm assuming you gave that
- 43:35tall hunk. I didn't give it to anybody. He asked me for it.
- 43:37I was like, nope, that's mine. You want to visit it,
- 43:39come to my house. But it was a wonderful moment of an example
- 43:45of like I was just enjoying it. I was just and there's yeah.
- 43:51Yeah, it's so crazy, man, I would show you some other stuff
- 43:53if this was a if we were on the video, because there's a video
- 43:57of my friends who all gathered in New York City in a base and fifty
- 44:00of my best friends. Yeah, and when we win. That's the only
- 44:04thing that ever made me cry that year. Was they sent me that that
- 44:07night at four in the morning or whatever. Oh, there's a video of
- 44:09them nervous and then these Eddie Murphy says Bergman, and they I mean erupt
- 44:16and cry and laugh and they had won it and they'd be so emotional.
- 44:21Um, it's still one of my favorite moments. My god, brother,
- 44:24that's that's it was fun. It was. It's fun. Now after you
- 44:29win the Oscar, then of course everybody in town you're wanted. You're an
- 44:32Oscar winner. Now you're yeah, you're an Oscar winning screenwriter. Everybody.
- 44:37How did the town treat you different? Did it treat you differently? It?
- 44:39Did it treat you the same? I mean, you're ready, You're
- 44:43not a kid, so you I think you can handle whatever comes your way
- 44:45a bit better than if you were jointy and gotten that. Yeah, and
- 44:50I also lived through you know, not so great time. So I'm,
- 44:52like I said, I'm generally grateful. Um, yeah, things change,
- 44:58you know, Uh, the job has become different. You make your agent's
- 45:01job easier because they can go out and say, you know, it wasn't
- 45:08there were four of us credited on the film, so you know. But
- 45:14yeah, author started coming differently, and then once I got on zooms with
- 45:17people they understood who I or in person means they understood who I was.
- 45:22Then it definitely created more work. Obviously a little bit more money and I
- 45:28don't have to pitch stuff as much anymore. I can if it's personal.
- 45:34But the biggest advantage is people come to you and say, hey, how
- 45:37about this? And you know, I tend to want to work with with
- 45:42like young not young, but new filmmakers makes me happy. Like I just
- 45:46did Carmen, which is out now with Benjamin Yet. That was his first
- 45:51feature and he has an amazing eye. I'm doing with Resident with Renee.
- 45:54I'm doing the Puerto Rico film because I love the still searching for it.
- 46:00And then occasionally I'll do the you know, do allow you talking about doing
- 46:04something else now, but I'll do the other ones as well. Um,
- 46:07but I get now. It's more I get to a little more ability to
- 46:12choose what I want to do and not have to hustle as it were,
- 46:15um, you know as much as I used to, Thank God, because
- 46:17I'm fifty five, so I don't have the energy for it. Brother,
- 46:21he's telling me about him. Man, it's getting tough out here to hustle.
- 46:22Keep keep that hustle going. When when you wake up and you hear
- 46:28things popping a greeky and you're like, oh, oh hell man, yeah
- 46:34to the bathroom. So this so the start up paid off for your wife
- 46:37essentially? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's smart. She's all the smart
- 46:44one. Yeah, my my wife was. My wife called me the uh
- 46:47not an investment, but not an endowment, but uh some sort of financial
- 46:53instrument that pays off years later. Yeah I knew, I knew, Yeah
- 46:58exactly. She's like, oh, it's finally are the payoff. It's like
- 47:00it's only taken Like, yeah, it's a long term investment. This one
- 47:02this was how old are you? I'm forty eight? Are you're forty eight?
- 47:08Forty? Baby in the baby you and I walked over the same dead
- 47:14body, sir, Okay, so please and Alejandro was shooting them like and
- 47:20then so so you worked also as a co producer on the Revenue, which
- 47:29is again another man. I mean, he was just nailing these things back
- 47:32to back back. I was just like, what is what is this man
- 47:37on? And can I get some like? It was remarkable you worked as
- 47:39a co producer. I'm assuming you helped it a little bit on the back
- 47:42end of the writing or polishing or Ko and I helped with the story a
- 47:45little bit, and we helped. We had advised on on that sort of
- 47:47thing, and we're close to him when he when he needed us. Um
- 47:51during that period, Um, would you want set? Nico went to set.
- 47:57I was in New York. I was working on my music and I
- 48:00was working with get Him on something at the time, so I didn't get
- 48:02to go, but um Nika went um and it was crazy, all the
- 48:07stories and I would get I would get the phone calls. Um. But
- 48:12that's just another example of those two mania. I don't think he'll ever do
- 48:15that that. I mean, he just did Barter, which is insane.
- 48:17But like Revenue was like three hours of light. They're using all natural light,
- 48:22four degrees, they run at snow. They gotta go to Patagonia,
- 48:27you know, going, you know, method in his way like a madman,
- 48:31like he wanted to live it all, like he ate it up and
- 48:36lived that. I mean, I'm so glad he won for that because he
- 48:39was he literally was going to kill himself until they gave him an oscar.
- 48:43For God's sake, someone to kill himself in revenue. I mean, he
- 48:46might as well have. It was in the freezing water. He's eating buffalo
- 48:50liver. Like. The guy's a maniac um and an incredible actor. And
- 48:53I'm so glad they rewarded him. But that that was everybody just you know
- 48:59whatever, risking life and limb to make a film. And I think you
- 49:02can see it in the in the imagery. I think you can see it
- 49:05in the film, I mean the the the when I heard the stories coming
- 49:09out from the set, and I had a few friends of mine who worked
- 49:14here and I would hear stories, I'm like, this can't be like three
- 49:17hours of natural light. I mean, I know it's Achieva, and I
- 49:21mean Achieva, I trust, but Cheese like it's crazy and it's great.
- 49:25What's the craziest story that you could share publicly that you heard. We'll talk
- 49:30about the non public hard hard. Yeah, the hard part is what we
- 49:34can say publicly. Um, because I when I heard is that that he
- 49:40had there was a ringing of a bell or something like that, or a
- 49:45siren once a day to remind everybody what they were, why they were doing
- 49:50what they were doing, something like that. I don't know, I'm trying
- 49:52to think of what because there's a lot of really good stories. Um,
- 49:59we'll be right back after a word from our sponsor and now back to the
- 50:06show. I don't know if I'm allowed to say it, so I'm gonna
- 50:10I I yeah, I'm not. I'm gonna refrain from that question. Okay,
- 50:15Well after we stop off, fine, you can tell it. But
- 50:19I'm telling you I'm yeah, I'm gonna start a show one day and just
- 50:22record the things I get they stopped, because that's the best stories ever.
- 50:29Man, that's gonna be the end of your No. No, I'll do
- 50:31that when I'm like ninety and everyone's dead already. Yeah, sure, I'm
- 50:37no. No, no, of course, of course, there were a
- 50:39lot of crazy stories, and a lot of it had to do with you
- 50:43know, jumping into ice cold rivers, people thermal doctors on set um.
- 50:49But how hard they how hard they pressed. Um. All you all you
- 50:55have to think about is if we talk about that window of light. If
- 50:58you've got anybody here has ever listening, has ever made a film, and
- 51:00you think about how much a setup is and what it takes. And if
- 51:04you think about that sort of opening sequence of The Revenant, even in cuts,
- 51:09that that battle scene, even if you could contemplate it in cuts and
- 51:14try to understand how that was all orchestrated with within windows of time that would
- 51:19provide light, it would seem insurmountable, Like how they did it. I'm
- 51:24still not I have no idea. It's it's yeah, it is. It
- 51:30is a masterpiece, to say the least. My friend. Now, you
- 51:34you have also been directing as well. You've directed, um features, you've
- 51:37directed, did you have a direct You've directed? A future areadywhere I haven't
- 51:40directed my full length shorts directors. I directed a long short about thirty five
- 51:45minutes called in This Our Time, based on a play I wrote. I'm
- 51:50set up to direct, to direct my first feature, which is actually the
- 51:53adaptation of the play I told you Alijandra read to Find Me in the First
- 51:57Place, which is a play called Still Life. Yeah, we're just trying
- 52:00to tie up the actors. I have the um, just the genius DP
- 52:07UM, Luca Biggatzi who did and young Pope I mean he's he's a monster,
- 52:15UM. And he read it and loved it and has has told me
- 52:19he wants to do it. I have a really great production designer, David
- 52:22Rockwell here in New York, who designs all of New York. Is a
- 52:23very New York piece. Um. And we're just trying to sew up the
- 52:28actors. We have the financing and God willing, I'll be able to announce
- 52:31something soon. UM. Next year, we'll finally, UM, we'll finally
- 52:37shoot it. Now, from the experience you have had on set as a
- 52:42director, there's always that day that we all feel like the entire world's coming
- 52:45crashing down around us. I'm assuming that was every second on Revenant, but
- 52:50yeah, yeah, UM, what was that day for you and how did
- 52:54you overcome it? I think that was that was my first day. Um.
- 53:00I had some I had three excellent actors. We had a scene that
- 53:05was in a bar with two terrific actors, an intimate scene, dialogue,
- 53:10heavy hard, and I had a DP who was excellent. Um who his
- 53:20name is, Barry Marko Witz. I'll say it. He's great. Um.
- 53:22He shot Crazy Heart, shot shot the Apostle. Yeah, and he
- 53:30did this job for me for like, you know, eight dollars in a
- 53:31sandwich, because he liked the script and he wanted to work together. He
- 53:36was he's a great guy. Um, but he's a big personality. And
- 53:39he was on set, and then I had these producers that were wandering around
- 53:43on set and I just didn't have control of it. And it was my
- 53:46first day on on any sort of feature, short or long h a short
- 53:52film, but it was my first day and I didn't know how to stand
- 54:00up and how to take control, and things just spiraled one by one.
- 54:06People started in the vacuum in my absence. They started making decisions that were
- 54:10contradictory, and it was you know, it was a whole thing. And
- 54:15we got through it and we got a good we got good takes out of
- 54:19it, thank god. But the next day, you know, I thought
- 54:22long and hard about it the night and the next morning I got the whole
- 54:24set together. I said, whatever went wrong yesterday is all on me,
- 54:30but it's not happening again. And this is how it's going to go,
- 54:32and they responded, my whole crew was amazing, and they were I think
- 54:36they were grateful to hear it. So it really was a lesson for me
- 54:40because when I'm directing theater, I'm entirely comfortable, but I think my self
- 54:45doubt about you know, I'm not going to talk to you. I don't
- 54:47understand the full ramification of a lens choice, Like I understand the basics,
- 54:53but I don't understand the full ramifications of it. And I felt like,
- 54:58since I didn't, I wanted to do a fur But then when you defer
- 55:00too much, it falls down around you. So I learned right away that
- 55:05you just want to be specific about Look, this should feel claustrophobic. This
- 55:09should feel like you can't escape the cage of this table. And then your
- 55:15cinematographer says, ah, okay, in that case, we're gonna use this,
- 55:17and we're gonna and all of a sudden and they're lighting and they're like,
- 55:21now, now, now we have So really, even if you don't
- 55:22know the specifics, as long as you know the action of the scene,
- 55:28the feeling of the scene, what you want from it, and you and
- 55:30you and you have good people and you explain that, uh, you find
- 55:35things get better. But my first day felt like a landslide getting away from
- 55:38me. And it was a horrible, helpless feeling. Um, thank god,
- 55:42it is it is, it is. It's brutal, mash friend.
- 55:45I'm trying to make you day. Yeah. Yeah, that that that that
- 55:50dragon is just coming after you every second that comes down, lights going down.
- 55:54Yeah, ot, you gotta Oh no, I can't go into ot.
- 55:57We can't afford no, no, no, no, no, it's
- 56:00it's it's brutal. Man. Now I have to ask you, because I
- 56:04am of Cuban dissensor. Yes, and I have to ask you what it
- 56:07was like working with the legendary Gloria I mean, I mean Gloria and Emilio.
- 56:15I grew up in Miami. I remember when Miami stab Machine hit Dude.
- 56:21It was a phenomenon five eighty six. I try to explain to people
- 56:27he was just a phenomenon and funny, funny side note. My first job
- 56:32in Miami as an editor was for the director of all of those early music
- 56:38videos. Oh really, like Rhythm's Gonna Get You get on your feet.
- 56:45I'm not sure if he did the very I don't think he did um doctora.
- 56:49I think he did doctor. I don't think he did Gonga. But
- 56:52but he was there, so he you know, and everybody who works in
- 56:54Miami Errol Errol um anyway, so it was growing up man like when Konga
- 57:05hit like it was a phenomenon. It was absolute phenomena. Every every wedding
- 57:09in bar Mitzvah in the country's still it was. That was a little crazy
- 57:16for me. Um. All right, So, by the way, for
- 57:21the record, you're talking about the Broadway musical. I wrote on your Feet
- 57:24for them about their life story. And now you'll be happy to know that
- 57:29we're working on the film version now. Um, so that should be really
- 57:32fun. Um. It was amazing. I met them my friend Nick Scandelius,
- 57:38who's a producer for the Needleland or organization on Broadway. UM had seen
- 57:43the had seen a reading The Bodyguard that I had written the other musical for
- 57:45the West End, and I guess you know, he knew I was Latino
- 57:49or half Latino, and and and he saw that I had done like what
- 57:52they called jukebox musical with Whitney's music. He said, we'd come down to
- 57:57Miami and I said, I don't think I'm gonna you know, I was
- 57:59busy, like, I don't think I'll be able to do it, and
- 58:01so just come down and talk to them, so they need to know what
- 58:04it's would be like. And I went down, I talked to them,
- 58:06and for me it was something else too, like you know, I grew
- 58:08up like I have a very I mean, yeah, I have a funny
- 58:13story about Gloria, UM, but um off another I could tell. I
- 58:17could tell that one because we've talked about that story. First of all,
- 58:22I love them and they're like family to me, like I love them,
- 58:25um, the media, the whole family, um um, Emily and Naive
- 58:31as well. UM. So I met her and me and they were talking
- 58:36about and I said, well, if it was me, I would tell
- 58:38the writer who's going to do this? And I would say this because I
- 58:43did all the research. I read their books, they sent me all the
- 58:45DVDs, I did the bio like and I said, oh, and and
- 58:47if it was me, I would tell the writer. And somehow I got
- 58:50to the end of it and Glorios like, you keep saying you're gonna tell
- 58:52the writer, but She's like, I want you to be the writer,
- 58:53and I was like, Gloria, I told Nick, I'm just not sure
- 58:55I was doing revenue. I was helping with revenue at the time. I
- 59:00was doing some things. I was like, I'm just not and she's like,
- 59:01well, well, And by the time we were done, we're in
- 59:04the parking lot and Gloria's you know, she's not a very She's not giant
- 59:08in a in a hype man. She's giants in other ways, in other
- 59:13ways and almost every other way. Her heart is giant, and her personality
- 59:15is giant, and her talent is giant. But she's short. And I
- 59:21remember her in the parking lot of their offices in Miami looking up at me,
- 59:24and she's like, your mother's park Cuban, right. I was like
- 59:29yeah. She just looked at the shot won't disappoint her. And I was
- 59:34like, cornyo, what do I do now? I like one I got
- 59:39to the airport and I called my agent. I said, I think I'm
- 59:43doing the stuff on musical and he was like really. I was like,
- 59:46I think I'm doing it, because the minute I told my mother I would
- 59:50have been done. No. No, I was a very mafioso style way.
- 59:53Oh she went full on me. She went full we'll be right back
- 59:58after a word from our sponsor and now back to the show. And thank
- 1:00:07god she did because it turned out to be one of my favorite experiences.
- 1:00:09We're still friends to this day. She's a beautiful human being. The story
- 1:00:15I tell, which is slightly embarrassing, Oh God, is that I went
- 1:00:20into her. She hasn't in her house. She has this place she calls
- 1:00:22the lair, and she was just the one on the one on Star Island.
- 1:00:25Is that she needs to live it yea, yeah, so side house
- 1:00:28and has this loft and that's where all computers and stuff is. And she
- 1:00:31was doing this like blog this sort of and she invited me to be on
- 1:00:35to talk about on your Feet, so I went. We didn't know each
- 1:00:37other that well then and we were just talking and she was like, oh,
- 1:00:43we're talking about the musical. I'm doing research. And she's like,
- 1:00:45no, it's like this video of which videos did she show me? Like
- 1:00:51a music video that she did a music video? It was one of the
- 1:00:52later ones, a little balad. But she's in the white shirt with the
- 1:00:55black you know, with the tight and I don't know what I was thinking
- 1:01:00because I'm fifty five. But I looked at it and I was like,
- 1:01:05oh my god, I had the biggest crush on you, as if I
- 1:01:08just remembered. And then I realized, oh shit, I'm citty with Glorious.
- 1:01:12I don't want to sound like a creep, like did you just say
- 1:01:15that out loud? You just used at it out loud with my mouth hole
- 1:01:17and right too. I immediately must have turned like brick red and I was
- 1:01:22like, I don't mean that in the best. She's like, darling,
- 1:01:24I will take it anywhere I could get it, Like I was like,
- 1:01:27oh my, oh my god, it came right out of my mouth.
- 1:01:30I was looking at her, going, oh, I remember being like really
- 1:01:35attracted to you years. Yeah, in my teenage years, being really attracted
- 1:01:38to you, you and me both brother. It's there's nothing, there's nothing,
- 1:01:42there's no shame, there's she was Gloria. He's still going just now.
- 1:01:45She's gorgeous. We had a ball, and God, did my mother
- 1:01:52ever win it all right because she got to go to all the premiere she
- 1:01:54I think my mother has seen that show more than me and Gloria. I
- 1:01:57think it's possible, like my mother has seen that show, like it goes
- 1:02:00to Miami. She sees it. She went, They're playing a little little
- 1:02:04tiny theater up and run. Listen, bro, listen, I was listen.
- 1:02:07I was when I was coming up in Miami. I was an editor,
- 1:02:12and I was editing basically commercials and music videos and things every all the
- 1:02:15big stuff that was playing on Don in Miami, and I got to work
- 1:02:17with. I did a lot of stuff for Univision and Telemundo and that kind
- 1:02:22of stuff too. And I did an I did one with cheat with Don
- 1:02:24Francisco. I did a commercial with Don Francisco from Yeah, Bro, if
- 1:02:30I tell you when I told my parents that I hadn't met Salo, I
- 1:02:34haven't met Don Francisco. I'm editing a commercial with Don Francisco. No,
- 1:02:39the entire Cuban family knew that, Like, oh my god, alex is
- 1:02:43famous. Yeah, plex it's fair. People in Havana knew that. Yeah.
- 1:02:50Yeah, So you can imagine, yeah, yeah, you can imagine
- 1:02:54when I brought my family back to you know, you can you imagine me,
- 1:03:00Oh my god, that must have been like and she's the sweetest,
- 1:03:02Like I can't even explain I can't even explain it. She's so loving.
- 1:03:07She's such a good person. It didn't matter who you brought. Because when
- 1:03:12we were on Broadway in the Marquis Theater, there's this little it's very funny.
- 1:03:15There's this little room they put aside that they had a little bar,
- 1:03:17and Emilia would just be making you know, rum and cokes for me and
- 1:03:21him and I agree all like it was a party in that room. That
- 1:03:25room the Gloria called the g Spot by the way, that was her name.
- 1:03:30That was her name for the thing. She said, you know,
- 1:03:31mostly most men can't find it, so we'll be here on our own.
- 1:03:35Um. Wow, Gloria's joke. It was very funny. Um. But
- 1:03:38we used to stay there and it didn't matter. Like one time I had
- 1:03:43this lady who took care of our kids and and and she was a Caribbean
- 1:03:49um, lady Doris, And she was just a ginormous Gloria fan. And
- 1:03:54I was like, I got it, so I brought it. And Gloria
- 1:03:58has a room for of important people, but she spends fifteen minutes of a
- 1:04:04thirty minute or twenty minute intermission talking to these two. And I'm like,
- 1:04:09this lady, that's how good this lady. And Amy is like they're just
- 1:04:14the most approachable, lovely human beings they ever wanted me. My father was
- 1:04:17telling me, like he used to see Gloria and Emilia like at like malls,
- 1:04:23trying to get there, like playing music before they like right, just
- 1:04:27trying to get themselves up off the ground. And they're like, yeah,
- 1:04:30oh yeah, we know, we've seen it. We saw them coming up.
- 1:04:31And then that's when Conga hit and they were playing weddings and bartments was
- 1:04:35in Miami while they were selling out arenas in South America. It was crazy,
- 1:04:42the story because it because they weren't famous here yet because they're famous.
- 1:04:45Yeah, you gotta see the you gotta see the either the show when it
- 1:04:47comes by or the or I'll take you next time it's there. It comes
- 1:04:50around all the time. Oh my god, oh god, oh my god,
- 1:04:57you're kidding them. U. So I'm gonna ask you a few questions
- 1:05:00ask oh, my guests, my friend, what advice would you have for
- 1:05:02a screenwriter trying to break into the business today, trying to make it worthwhile
- 1:05:12and not clich I think, don't don't try to write for somebody else,
- 1:05:24because most people out there are doing that. So if you write with your
- 1:05:29own personality, Like your talent is your talent. Nobody knows how talent you
- 1:05:32are or aren't. Nobody knows. People will make choices on what they think
- 1:05:39your work is, but they just don't know. So the one thing I
- 1:05:42say is original voices tend to find their way through. The one advantage of
- 1:05:45screenwriter has that other disciplines of the arts don't have is if you write original,
- 1:05:50good scripts, solidly structured, good characters, solid dialogue. If you
- 1:05:56write that, you're gonna work. If you it anywhere near a door and
- 1:06:01get through it, you're gonna work. As opposed to an actor you're like,
- 1:06:04well you have that mole on your face. You're five to seven.
- 1:06:06I need five to eleven. You're you know, writers, It's like substance
- 1:06:12wins more than anything else. So be yourself as much as you can,
- 1:06:16because the minute you try to write like what you think they want to hear,
- 1:06:19you have seven the other writers out of eighty doing the same thing,
- 1:06:25and nobody. You'll never You can't stand out, and it won't matter because
- 1:06:29that's not your talent. That's you imitating somebody else's talent. So I would
- 1:06:33say, try to be true to yourself, hear your voice, don't fake
- 1:06:38it, and don't manipulate your characters, like, don't be objective to them
- 1:06:45when when you're writing a scene. That was a big thing for me,
- 1:06:47well is put yourself in their place. Don't don't say he says to her,
- 1:06:54or she says to him. Don't look at it from out here.
- 1:06:56Take his point of view, hear her, feel what you feel that,
- 1:07:00take her point of view, feel what you feel. You have to be
- 1:07:01a little bit of a method actor about it when you're writing scenes and dialogue.
- 1:07:04And then of course you know, as much of Aristotle as you can
- 1:07:09digest is amazing. Action, conflict, reverse, and you know, surprising,
- 1:07:12inevitability and those things are crucial and you'd be shocked how many times you
- 1:07:16don't see them in a scene when you ask a writer, well, who
- 1:07:18wants what from? Who has the action in the scene, and they well,
- 1:07:23and you're like, well, that's why it's not popping right there.
- 1:07:26So that's my best advice. Really, I think if you had a chance
- 1:07:30to go in a time machine and go back to time and talk to that
- 1:07:32little guy at the beginning of your life, what advice would you give him?
- 1:07:39So I mean, hold on, like, hold on it. I
- 1:07:44know how bad it is. I know you can't believe it, but this
- 1:07:49crazy thing is going to happen if you just keep holding on. And and
- 1:07:56I would have said that to myself as a little kid. I would have
- 1:07:58said that to myself as a teenager. And I would have said to myself
- 1:08:00at age twenty four, like when it was dark, just you just just
- 1:08:04hang on and keep believing, and keep being good to people, and keep
- 1:08:10it trying to be good to yourself. That's what I would have told him.
- 1:08:13And obviously, don't walk off a beautiful Please, don't walk off a
- 1:08:16set with a famous director on your first film in Hollywood, you pompous idiot.
- 1:08:23I would have said that too. What is the lesson that took you
- 1:08:25the longest to learn, whether in the film industry or in life. In
- 1:08:31life, I'm still learning it, which is to forgive myself. I'm super
- 1:08:40hard on myself. My inner monologue is horrifying. I'm trying to fix that,
- 1:08:47you know, every day. I have two little kids now, I
- 1:08:49have an eleven and twelve and a nine. I'malia and Elena. Um.
- 1:08:56But I'm I've been terrible to my self and I need to I need to
- 1:09:02not be in the industry. It was be passionate, inspire people don't impress
- 1:09:17them, right, Sometimes we try to impress somebody, but you don't want
- 1:09:23to impress them. When I talk about somebody asked me about a film,
- 1:09:25I say, well, I would do it this way. I speak the
- 1:09:28same way I'm speaking to you. Now. I'm like, I will hear.
- 1:09:30I'm like alahanaa. Maybe that's why we got along, because that's how
- 1:09:31I describe scripts. So inspire people don't, don't try to impress them.
- 1:09:39And then finally I do have to say it. Those simple Aristotelian principles have
- 1:09:45carried me so far, the idea of surprising the inevitable conclusions to beat scenes
- 1:09:51entire films. Holy shit, I can't believe that happened. Of course that
- 1:09:58happened. We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor, and now
- 1:10:06back to the show. Right that, if I was paying attention, I
- 1:10:11would have known. And you think about your favorite sort of narratives, narrative
- 1:10:15films, and you're going to find that Pan's labyrinth, right, Holy shit,
- 1:10:17I can't believe she's doubt Oh of course I wasn't you know everything from
- 1:10:23usual Suspects to the Godfather the Birdman when he of course, holy shit.
- 1:10:27Of course, if you're paying attention, I would you would have seen it.
- 1:10:30That rule carries you a long way if you can write cleverly into it.
- 1:10:32The thing I told you about manipulating your scenes, about being outside them
- 1:10:35when they talk, that's a big deal. And and action and conflict.
- 1:10:41So I don't think it's running behind the I'm not going to get up again.
- 1:10:45But there's this is all navy blue because there's a movie screen in here,
- 1:10:48but behind the oscar, and it's a navy blue cover is my poetics,
- 1:10:53my Aristotle's poetics. I keep it right behind the oscar to remind myself
- 1:10:57that that thing has nothing to that's nothing but luck and the grace of God
- 1:11:01and a gift for my family. But what's behind that was what got me.
- 1:11:08M h. I had a chance at that lottery. Was that book
- 1:11:11that's behind it? And it meant it's changed. It changed my life.
- 1:11:15And I didn't start as a writer. I became one and and and that
- 1:11:18was it. And the hardest question of all, my friend, three of
- 1:11:24your favorite films of all time? Oh? God Um today today. No,
- 1:11:30they haven't changed in a long time. Okay. Amadeus, oh the
- 1:11:34most forms Amadeus, good Fellas, Yeah, which I don't. I just
- 1:11:41remember seeing three times the first day it open. Then I didn't know what
- 1:11:44the hell was going on, and then it gets a little harder. Um,
- 1:11:49Godfather is ridiculous. Um. But I love you know, I love
- 1:11:57Moonstruck. I love it. Just makes my heart explode with envy for John
- 1:12:01the writer the cage. Oh yeah. The other things for the writers out
- 1:12:11there as well is is don't not get your stuff out there even when,
- 1:12:15Like I'm a mentor in the Writer's Guild program and I'm producing a film right
- 1:12:17now in New Mexico from a Colombian Queer identifying writer director named Alessandra la Caraza.
- 1:12:24She was my one of my This is interesting, and the Writers Guild
- 1:12:28Mentors program, I was a mentor. She wasn't my mentee, but she
- 1:12:31was in the program. And I told them in a group, there was
- 1:12:34about twenty of them, and I told them I have a development company.
- 1:12:39So if you have a script that you're proud of and you want to send
- 1:12:42it to me, send it to me. Just make sure that it's your
- 1:12:44last draft, not your first. For now. Make sure that there's no
- 1:12:46typeos that don't do any don't send me anything that tells me you were careless.
- 1:12:51But if you send it, it'll get read. And out of about
- 1:12:55fifteen or twenty of them, she was the only one, well either one
- 1:13:01or two, yeah, that sent it. Well, it turns out she's
- 1:13:05going to have a story like my story because right now they're in pre production
- 1:13:10in New Mexico. Residentists starring in her film. Uh Leslie Grace is starring
- 1:13:15in her film. She's directing it. It's a little budget, it's gonna
- 1:13:19be about two million. But it came because she had the balls to to
- 1:13:26have the script, be proud of it and sent it in. I read
- 1:13:28it, I was like, I love the script. I showed it to
- 1:13:29a bunch of people. They love the script. And now we're producing her
- 1:13:32first feature. That's an awesome great So be brave, you know, and
- 1:13:38don't don't be cynical, like be brave and yeah, you should be more
- 1:13:42surrounding yourself for other artists. Surround yourself with people. The more people,
- 1:13:45the more you have a chance to climb weird stairways. Alex Thank you so
- 1:13:50much for coming on the show. It has been such an honor and privilege
- 1:13:56and just hilarious talking to you by friend, and I feel like that anyway.
- 1:14:01You know, those are the best interviews when I when I hear the
- 1:14:03guests, Oh god, I hope I didn't say something I shouldn't have said.
- 1:14:08That's always the best conversation. Yeah, yeah, it's okay, you
- 1:14:11won the oscar ready, It's fine, I can retire, right, you
- 1:14:14agree with you did? You're good because all you gotta do is take when
- 1:14:17you rent is due. Just show them the oscar and they don't even charge
- 1:14:20you. That's the way it works, right, beat him with it.
- 1:14:23It's really out. Just killed them, bury them. Thank you. Thank
- 1:14:27you for not only being on the show, brother, for being an inspiration
- 1:14:29to so many writers out there. My friend, Alex, I appreciate you
- 1:14:32man, all right, brother, thank you. I want to thank Alex
- 1:14:36so much for coming on the show and sharing his journey and dropping his knowledge
- 1:14:41bombs on the Tribe today. Thank you so much, Alex. If you
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- 1:14:45to the show notes at Bulletproof Screenwriting dot tv. Ford Slash three o seven.
- 1:14:51Thank you so much for listening to guys as always, keep on writing
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