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OUTRO: Live To The Punters · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: get up even closer on Instagram, you Tube and tick
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  Speaker 1: to off for raw dogging four to seven every weekday
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  Speaker 1: on Radioreka fuck you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I thought we were going to air.
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  Speaker 3: Then I was like, fuck no, no, we're just doing
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  Speaker 3: the podcast outro. That's just doing the podcast out Sorry, Kate,
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  Speaker 3: we're actually on here. That's extremely unprofessional. First podcast outro
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  Speaker 3: for the year, Fellers, welcome back.
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  Speaker 2: You get a keasy. How you're going, mate.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going really good. Mogi can't hear himself, Pugs, I
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  Speaker 3: might have to talk to you or something.
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  Speaker 4: Leave him alone. He'll figure it out, right. I'm going
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  Speaker 4: really good.
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  Speaker 2: Jayson, that's good man.
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  Speaker 5: I mean I have seen you, you know, before we
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  Speaker 5: started this, but it's good to know.
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  Speaker 2: How are you going?
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  Speaker 6: Great? Thanks man.
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  Speaker 7: I've made the mistake. I've turned up here. We're at
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  Speaker 7: Bruco and Todong as you. She is probably keasy, Andy,
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  Speaker 7: it's a hot bass.
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  Speaker 2: She's steamy.
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  Speaker 6: I was down there.
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  Speaker 7: I was at the hotel, dropped off to the hotel
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  Speaker 7: jas while you went down to the stadium. Keys he
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  Speaker 7: came down to help out Punk sun Set up, I
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  Speaker 7: got it. I had a swim. I've got my right
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  Speaker 7: on the pool, and I thought, oh, how good. Then
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  Speaker 7: I thought, actually, that's terrible. That's bad for the part
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  Speaker 7: that's right on the pool. So every prick is going
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  Speaker 7: to be outside there smoking dats and jacking each other off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, because as you will remember, Mogi, I was there,
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  Speaker 5: and I was right next to the pool.
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  Speaker 6: The opposite side of the pool was the one I'm in.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Yes, And what I can tell you is there
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  Speaker 5: was a great deal of love making in the early hours.
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  Speaker 5: I was on the pool and on the set. I
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  Speaker 5: mean I was into it. Yes, on the pool, the.
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  Speaker 2: Little sort of lounges by the pool.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So I had my swim and that called me down.
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  Speaker 7: Then I thought, you know what I'm going to do.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna wear some jeans because I thought I'm going
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  Speaker 7: to be I'm going to be inside a pub. It'll
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  Speaker 7: be cool. Of course I've come in there. I forgot
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  Speaker 7: that there's skylights directly over a head. Yes, you know,
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  Speaker 7: magnifying the sun and now hot as the fuck.
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  Speaker 4: We could cut those off you if you want.
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  Speaker 6: We should.
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  Speaker 2: We can tend them into Daisy jukes and.
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  Speaker 6: Men, have we got any backbone shorts?
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  Speaker 5: Look, I'm concurring with you. I'm I'm wearing black jeans.
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  Speaker 6: You are too, and I black T shirt.
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  Speaker 5: I just want everyone to know that over the summer
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  Speaker 5: I did wear shorts and my legs aren't too you know,
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  Speaker 5: too much of an embarrassment. But I just thought it
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  Speaker 5: was going to be really inclement weather, so I went
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  Speaker 5: for the jeans. Yes, and now I'm massively regretting I'm
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  Speaker 5: wearing shorts.
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  Speaker 3: But then again, I'm a local, so you get it.
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  Speaker 4: Get it, Yeah, I get it. I mean it's summer.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, man, I get it. How good is it
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  Speaker 4: being back though jas? For you specifically?
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  Speaker 5: It's so good man, And it was great because of
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  Speaker 5: course I had to go and do my rehearsal.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, so you go there.
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  Speaker 7: People won't know Jose because they're not in the TV
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  Speaker 7: industry like you know, like us three, and so you
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  Speaker 7: have to go along where you go along to the
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  Speaker 7: ground the Bay Oval.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, looking very beautiful by the way.
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  Speaker 7: You get taken through it for it by a producer
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  Speaker 7: of some description. And what sort of chat were they
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  Speaker 7: giving you a Jays were you're tuned in No, I wasn't,
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  Speaker 7: because it's like having the meetings that we have, isn't
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  Speaker 7: it keasy where we've got to talk about any kind
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  Speaker 7: of deals that we've got coming up, any kind of
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  Speaker 7: trips we've got going on, any kind of admin and jaysha.
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  Speaker 7: Automatically you're migrating towards any the closest door and at some.
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  Speaker 6: Point normally about it a minute and a half and
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  Speaker 6: you'll just say.
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  Speaker 4: All right, then, did anyone ask any questions?
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what happened.
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  Speaker 3: The whole Archy B Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 4: Remember the Warchy Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 5: No, what normally happens is you go there and they
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  Speaker 5: inundate you with information. And what always happens for my
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  Speaker 5: end is I always go look, as long as there's
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  Speaker 5: no one shouting in my.
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  Speaker 2: I'm all g yes, and I'm all sorted out on
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  Speaker 2: the day. Yes, this does this, this does this? This
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  Speaker 2: does this? Yep, sounds good?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Are you excited?
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  Speaker 2: No? What about the black clash?
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  Speaker 6: You forgot how to talk over the front.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is the other thing.
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  Speaker 5: When I come back from holidays and I start talking
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  Speaker 5: because I don't really talk over the holidays. My wife
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  Speaker 5: and I haven't talked for like twenty years.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, right, you don't talk much. To be fair, No,
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  Speaker 4: I don't.
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  Speaker 5: And so then I come back and I'm thrown into
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  Speaker 5: immediately a live show, yes, yeah, and then the Wow Clash.
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  Speaker 6: You wanted this week off, you got it.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you got four days after we were like you
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  Speaker 3: have to come to do the live show and now now.
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  Speaker 4: And you were stunt.
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  Speaker 6: You were loving it. But that's a good warm up.
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  Speaker 7: At least the live show today is a good warm
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  Speaker 7: up for the Black Clash tomorrow. Yeah, that's a positive
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  Speaker 7: spin you can take on it. Chase were already thinking that.
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  Speaker 5: It was really funny too, because the guy that's a
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  Speaker 5: producer this through me, He goes ah, I was a
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  Speaker 5: producer that got you on the rugby League.
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  Speaker 4: There mate, Oh really magic ground.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the magic round I had, Jesus said, he said, no,
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  Speaker 5: it was gla Evan funny.
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  Speaker 2: But we had to get you off early mate. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well so that was when we were all at sun
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  Speaker 3: Cart Stadium and we were all not in probably mental
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  Speaker 3: state abroad.
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  Speaker 2: No, that was me going, I don't want to do this.
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  Speaker 4: And then you were on with Fletcher Hindi. Yeah, millions
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  Speaker 4: of viewers.
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  Speaker 2: Talk about this ever again.
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  Speaker 6: I saw it.
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  Speaker 4: It was very funny. But yeah, you.
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  Speaker 5: Have to put things like that, but you know in
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  Speaker 5: the distance fels you do, otherwise you just will never
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  Speaker 5: function again. Look at all these stallions sitting around here
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  Speaker 5: in their black T shirts.
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  Speaker 4: Looks good.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well are you guys hearing this? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, because usually that is good to know.
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  Speaker 4: At this point in the podcast, you'd start like.
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  Speaker 2: Start begging people.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's right.
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  Speaker 7: I was going to talk about how earlier it is
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  Speaker 7: and how many absolutely maggoted scumbags are here, but we'll
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  Speaker 7: save that for another time.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that Monday.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, look, you know it's what we come to
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  Speaker 5: its beat when we do the live shows.
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  Speaker 6: Made. Well, it's good. It's an early start.
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  Speaker 7: You sort of want to get into it in about
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  Speaker 7: two o'clock, one o'clock today, twelve o'clock, eleven o'clock.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, and they go all the way through.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but Kezy has been into the espresso martinis.
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  Speaker 2: I saw that on the Instagram.
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  Speaker 6: How was that key?
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  Speaker 7: Immediately before the drink even arrived, he had his sexuality question.
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  Speaker 2: By one of the punch immediately, as he should.
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  Speaker 5: Who who comes to a sunny beachside resort on a
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  Speaker 5: glorious sunny.
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  Speaker 2: Day in order to fucking expresso martini.
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  Speaker 5: First of all, come on, man, it's not a beer
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  Speaker 5: up yere for God's sake, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: It's not any espresso martini. Espresso espresso. And also you're
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  Speaker 3: wearing black, skinny jeans and sketch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm a west Auckland boy. Man, I'm not pissing
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  Speaker 2: around you know.
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  Speaker 3: The reason is I did a full lap of the
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  Speaker 3: old mountain strip here. No, you couldn't get a coffee anywhere, right, okay,
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  Speaker 3: because I need a coffee to put up with you
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  Speaker 3: guys for three hours. It's the only option left was
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  Speaker 3: to have an espresso martini and I quickly drank it
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  Speaker 3: as fast as I could.
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  Speaker 4: But you had to manage to get a photo.
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  Speaker 5: There bad of you looking resplendent, Keezy, I have to say, mate.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, men, I was pretty stoked with it.
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  Speaker 5: We'll get into holiday chat on the actual show, but
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  Speaker 5: good holiday there, Magi.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah it was man. It was good to be away.
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  Speaker 7: Although and we will repeat ourselves a little bit, but
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  Speaker 7: I needed a week off, I think before I went anywhere, because.
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  Speaker 6: I was wired nah, rooted. Yeah, I was rooted, and
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  Speaker 6: so I went away.
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  Speaker 7: And then you've got to had that drive down to
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  Speaker 7: Wellington an electric car.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yes, was that great?
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  Speaker 7: So good if you if you want to go to road,
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  Speaker 7: you get a car that has a range of two
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  Speaker 7: hundred k when the destination is eight hundred k away.
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  Speaker 7: So we had to stop charge up, which takes thirty to.
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  Speaker 3: Forty minutes, and that's only for like half a tank
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  Speaker 3: right now, top shore.
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  Speaker 7: Pretty good, but every place you stop you've got to
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  Speaker 7: get a new app to download, and then you've got
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  Speaker 7: to pay for it, and then paying for it, it's
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  Speaker 7: about thirty five forty between thirty and forty bucks to
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  Speaker 7: charge up. So when you're doing that three times, it's
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  Speaker 7: the same as a tank of gas. And it's so
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  Speaker 7: it's not designed for my temperament. No, my temperaments. Get
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  Speaker 7: in the car, get to the place. No stopping. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: piss your pants. We're not stopping anywhere.
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  Speaker 6: I'm the same. We stopped like four times. A seven
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  Speaker 6: hour trip took eleven hours. I fucking hate it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'd hate that too.
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  Speaker 5: I'm one of those people as well that goes, okay,
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  Speaker 5: we're going here, let's pack our ship and let's move
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  Speaker 5: and then'll pass around.
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  Speaker 4: With wheeze, pass around with wheeze, and all.
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  Speaker 5: That sort of carry on. We're going to go from
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  Speaker 5: A to B immediately.
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  Speaker 6: Electric vehicle grateful around the city you live in.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, makes sense for cost all that sort of stuff,
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  Speaker 7: but not especially because last time, we'll take the teeter.
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  Speaker 4: I had an EV for about two weeks there.
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  Speaker 6: I was reviewing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, and what I found was I could plug
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  Speaker 3: it in at home and at work.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it was always topped up, and if you're in
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  Speaker 4: that situation, it was excellent. But yeah, driving away into
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  Speaker 4: the stream, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It wasn't it. It was not it, And quite a
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  Speaker 7: lot of people get into them now. But it's that
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  Speaker 7: thirty to forty minute stop if there was one. If
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  Speaker 7: it was one stop, probably that's okay considering you've got
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  Speaker 7: a kid as well.
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  Speaker 6: But it was three.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I was there. Man.
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  Speaker 5: My daughter was driving an electric car on a big
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  Speaker 5: trip to and she said the other thing they had
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  Speaker 5: to deal with was having.
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  Speaker 2: To wait right.
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  Speaker 5: So they'd go to a charging and there would be people
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  Speaker 5: there and you'd just be like, oh, I.
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  Speaker 7: Was pretty good. I was pretty good. We got We
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  Speaker 7: got to get in terms of it's like, well, this
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  Speaker 7: is what it is. So again I was fine, but
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  Speaker 7: it's just like moving forward. This will never happen again.
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  Speaker 7: But then we got on one and it started charging.
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  Speaker 7: The missus had to download the app. Saw a lot
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  Speaker 7: of that, no problems with that. Then it starts charging
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  Speaker 7: and then after thirty forty zions had just stopped, do
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  Speaker 7: it again and thirty forty zis stop, punish and again,
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  Speaker 7: and then at that point, I'm fucking it.
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  Speaker 2: You're ropable, you like, you're not doing this.
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  Speaker 7: That's I can handle anything. It's that technology sort of
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  Speaker 7: thing where I just I want to put my head
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  Speaker 7: through a wall. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, So that
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  Speaker 7: was that was good. But on the bright side, we
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  Speaker 7: got down to Wellington. Beautiful weather down there, fellers there
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  Speaker 7: for about five days.
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  Speaker 6: Cousin just brought a house on the water.
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  Speaker 7: Oh lovely, I'm howling northerlies for five days, one hundred
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  Speaker 7: and twenty hundred and thirty k's right in your face.
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  Speaker 6: Good ship.
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  Speaker 4: So you're saying you had a bad holiday.
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  Speaker 6: I loved it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't get me started with the weather.
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  Speaker 2: Is that I'll wrap up there.
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  Speaker 6: That's a That's pretty quick, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: That's the end of the Potty Feelers first party done
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  Speaker 3: for twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 6: Anyone's got any spears shorts?
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  Speaker 4: What do I usually say here?
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  Speaker 5: Make sure you tune in wherever you get your podcast
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  Speaker 5: from and all that sort of shit.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, yeah, man, Thanks for listening to the Big
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  Speaker 3: Show every day fort or seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 4: Radio hooduck I Reckon, have you guys eaten?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? With it ass