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Under the Orgy Dome | Friday August 29, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

• 0:20
  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm.
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  Speaker 2: Today is RAD.
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  Speaker 1: Day, August twenty nine, twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 2: Earlier this week, I told you.
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  Speaker 1: About a headline that I thought was going to be
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: the headline of the week. That was the story about
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: the the rail line assessing one hundred and sixteen dollars
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  Speaker 1: fines to passengers caught.
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  Speaker 2: Barbe and that that seems hard to beat.
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  Speaker 1: It does seem, I mean, you can. You can pound it,
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  Speaker 1: and you can pound it as much as you can,
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: and we did. But we may have spoken too soon,
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  Speaker 1: because I have another contender for headline of the week.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Burning Man's orgy Dome was blown away by high winds
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  Speaker 1: just as the event began.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to I'd like.
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  Speaker 1: To point out burning Man in this case is not
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  Speaker 1: a man who is burning. It's the concert event in Nevada,
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  Speaker 1: not because it reads just a totally different headline. If
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  Speaker 1: you say burning Man's orgy Dome and you don't know
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  Speaker 1: that that's a music festival, you just think it's just
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  Speaker 1: some guy with an STD which if he has an
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  Speaker 1: orgy dome. You wouldn't be all that surprised by it. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about the music festival Burning Man. Burning Man's
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  Speaker 1: orgy dome was blown away by high winds just as
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  Speaker 1: the event began.
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  Speaker 3: I I know what Burning Man is. I have followed it.
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  Speaker 3: It's always interesting to see the people and the clips
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  Speaker 3: that come out of that. However, this is the first
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  Speaker 3: time I knew there was an orgy dome same.
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  Speaker 2: I had no idea.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't follow Burning Man this closely. Now I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: that I don't. But apparently it is. It is a thing,
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  Speaker 1: and it is something that has happened, and I'm worried
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  Speaker 1: for us all. I'm worried. So if you're planning on
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  Speaker 1: going to Burning Man, just keep that in mind.
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  Speaker 2: That it's got some challenges this year. I guess bring
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  Speaker 2: a tent, not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And by the way, if you're wondering, yes, the
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  Speaker 1: orgy dome is exactly what you think it is, while
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  Speaker 1: Burning Man does have a reputation for drug use and nudity.
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  Speaker 1: If you're wondering, is orgy dome a euphemism for something, No,
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  Speaker 1: that's exactly what it is. The orgy dome is a
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  Speaker 1: private space where couples can explore their sexuality with strangers
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  Speaker 1: while that Burning Man. It's going to be a little
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  Speaker 1: more challenging though, because the winds blew it over. According
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  Speaker 1: to the Burning Man officials, they said, the wind wrecked
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  Speaker 1: our structure. We hope to be able to offer some
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  Speaker 1: workshops if possible, but what remains of the orgy.
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  Speaker 2: Dome is beyond repair. That's so very sad.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that is I'm sure very disappointing to the
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  Speaker 3: people that we are going to Burning Man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure it's a big, big let down.
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  Speaker 3: And all I can see is just some structure that
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  Speaker 3: looks like a giant boob.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it looked like before the winds got to it.
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  Speaker 1: Now it just now.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you hate it when your orgy dome just as
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  Speaker 2: you show up and it's.
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  Speaker 1: All limp, saggy. Yeah, No one likes a flaccid orgy dome.
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  Speaker 1: For those that don't know, mainly me, Burning Man is
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  Speaker 1: an annual event in the desert in which an estimated
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  Speaker 1: seventy thousand people build an entire city from scratch over
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  Speaker 1: the course of the week ending on Labor Day. Known
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  Speaker 1: for attendees who wear colorful outfits or not at all.
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  Speaker 1: The event draws people interested in exploring art, music, and
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  Speaker 1: free expression in a largely unregulated environment, hence the orgy dome.
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  Speaker 1: But that got blown away by the high winds. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Attendance is generally limited to couples and solo men are
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  Speaker 1: generally not permitted. No wonder you follow with Trey out
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  Speaker 1: of curiosity and desired. It's like, oh, man, the one
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  Speaker 1: event that I wouldn't mind going, and I'm not allowed.
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  Speaker 3: I would not.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to be a burning Man at burning Man.
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  Speaker 3: Because you know, between STDs and children, there is no
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  Speaker 3: telling what is spawned out of the orgy dome.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good point.
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  Speaker 1: I will point out that in the subheading of this
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  Speaker 1: story from USA Today. Despite everything that Burning Man is
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  Speaker 1: known for, which is the free expression, drug use and
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  Speaker 1: all these things, it's actually quite popular with children as well.
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  Speaker 3: With the family affair.
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  Speaker 1: dot com slash tree House on air. It is time
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  Speaker 1: for our second meeting of Cowboys Anonymous Trey. You have
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  Speaker 1: done the Lord's work in putting together a twelve I
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  Speaker 1: mean thirteen step program for curing us of our addiction
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  Speaker 1: to our Dallas Cowboys. What were the first two steps
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  Speaker 1: that you shared with us yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Step one, we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys,
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  Speaker 3: Our team and it's salarycap have become unmanageable. Step two
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  Speaker 3: came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,
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  Speaker 3: namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us
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  Speaker 3: to sanity.
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  Speaker 1: Right, what is step three in your Cowboys Anonymous program?
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  Speaker 3: Step three made a decision to turn our fandom and
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  Speaker 3: our falls over to the care of a god as
• 8:10
  Speaker 3: we understand him, mainly someone who knows, actually knows football
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  Speaker 3: and talent evaluation.
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  Speaker 1: God slash GM. For me, it's going to be Will
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  Speaker 1: McLay m.
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  Speaker 3: Or the guy, I hate to say it with the
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  Speaker 3: guy from Philly yeh, seems to know how to do it,
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  Speaker 3: like Howie Roseman, I think, or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the general manager of the Eagles.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard to argue with that success that they've had,
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: as nauseous as it makes us as Cowboys fans, right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't bemoan the success of the Eagles. I just
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: can't stand like most humans Eagles.
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  Speaker 3: Fans, Yeah, that's I mean, they're insufferable.
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  Speaker 1: So as the cow Boys limp into the regular season,
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: the first game against the Super Bowl champion Eagles, that
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  Speaker 1: first game is just under a week away, Oh my god, Thursday,
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  Speaker 1: September fourth. So keep these first few steps, these first
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  Speaker 1: handful of steps in mind when it comes to your
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  Speaker 1: addiction to the Dallas Cowboys. So thank you, Trey, thank
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  Speaker 1: you for keeping us, keeping us on the path.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you'd have one more?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 8: Good?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: What is the fourth step to freeing us from our
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: addiction to the Dallas Cowboys?
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  Speaker 3: Made a searching and fearless inventory of our roster and
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: the time we've devoted to deluding ourselves about it, oh.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: Man, including what to do with anything with Micah Parsons.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: I feel comfortable in saying that not all of us.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think all of us have a addiction problem
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  Speaker 1: with the Dallas Cowboys, Trey and I do. Jerry, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think you suffer from that particular addiction, do you.
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  Speaker 1: I do not consider yourself lucky.
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  Speaker 2: As it is. Over the next.
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  Speaker 1: Week, Trey's going to be sharing with us his twelve
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  Speaker 1: step program on curing all of us of our Cowboys addiction.
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  Speaker 1: Not you, because you're better than that, also because you
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  Speaker 1: have other problems.
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  Speaker 3: But you can take take it and help other people with.
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  Speaker 3: It's called c a Cowboys Anonymous.
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys Anonymous. It's sort of like religion. We're asking you
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  Speaker 1: to not necessarily go door to door, but when you
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  Speaker 1: see a Cowboys fan in need, it's important that you
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  Speaker 1: testify to them that there is help out there.
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  Speaker 8: That would be my family, your whole family. The Yeah
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  Speaker 8: Henderson's are hit deep in it, shall we say they
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  Speaker 8: find Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: They do say that addiction runs in families, So it's
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  Speaker 1: very impressive that you've been able to sidestep that particular one.
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  Speaker 1: But it's very difficult seeing those you love suffer.
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  Speaker 2: All around you. Okay, So today's two steps were again Trey.
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  Speaker 3: Step three made a decision to turn our fandom and
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  Speaker 3: our falls over to the care of God as we
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  Speaker 3: understood him, someone who actually knows about football and talent evaluation. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and step four the searching and fearless inventory of our
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  Speaker 3: roster and the time we've devoted to eluding ourselves about it.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I'll give I'll give step number three a shot.
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  Speaker 1: But as a Cowboys fan, I've been praying for like
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  Speaker 1: three decades and he ain't been answered my prayers. So
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'm just praying to the wrong one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, or maybe you've deluded yourselves about certain things.
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  Speaker 2: All right, you bring up a solid point.
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  Speaker 1: It also makes sense as to the reason why the
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  Speaker 1: roof at at and T Stadium, you know, Cowboys at
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  Speaker 1: Jerry World in Arlington. I always liked how the old
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: stadium had the hole in the roof, right, and the
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  Speaker 1: whole the story behind it was so God could see
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  Speaker 1: his favorite team play. Now it makes sense that Jerry
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  Speaker 1: keeps it closed most of the time. Or maybe it's
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: Jerry opens it, and God goes, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: He's he just closes that bad boy right on up.
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  Speaker 3: No, even God didn't want to hear the prayers of
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: Cowboys fans.
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  Speaker 2: He's sick of us, but.
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  Speaker 1: He has sent you instead. Just is message down from
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  Speaker 1: the mount with your twelve I mean thirteen steps to
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  Speaker 1: curing our cowboys addiction.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, God's like, have you not seen enough to know?
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  Speaker 3: I am not with this team?
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  Speaker 2: Leave me alone.
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  Speaker 1: here inside the Treehouse. Last week I told you guys
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: about the men's Cuddling group based out of Pennsylvania. Twice
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: a month, these men meet and their objective. Their goal
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: is to redefine masculinity and help one another cure trauma.
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  Speaker 1: We promptly made fun of that, and using that story
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  Speaker 1: as inspiration, I've decided to turn.
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  Speaker 2: It into a would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: And well, I don't know if you're going to like
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  Speaker 1: what you get if I'm being honest with you, So
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  Speaker 1: here we go.
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  Speaker 2: It is time for would you rather?
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  Speaker 6: Here?
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  Speaker 1: Inside the treehouse? And sometimes we call it zommando, but
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  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, it's would you rather?
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  Speaker 2: So here we go? Would you rather.
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  Speaker 1: Join a naked fight club or a clothed men's cuddle group?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather join and participate in a naked fight
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  Speaker 1: club or join and participate in a clothed men's cuddle club.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go with Jerry first. Would you rather.
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  Speaker 8: Which one men's cuddle club?
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna go with the clothes men's cuddle club?
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 8: As many times as I've said that the best way
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  Speaker 8: to get an advantage in a fight is to just
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  Speaker 8: get naked before you do it if the other person
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  Speaker 8: is willing, you know, there's there's stuff out there that
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  Speaker 8: is just in danger. It's just it's just a safer thing. Plus,
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  Speaker 8: you know I could I could use the extra love.
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  Speaker 8: You know I got you. You could use a hug.
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  Speaker 8: It's what you're saying, Yeah, I understand a.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Trey? What about you?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather join and participate in a naked fight
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  Speaker 1: club or a men's cuddle club. Clothed A clothed men's
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  Speaker 1: cuddle club.
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  Speaker 3: A tough one, I know, uh so hard. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: have to lean towards a men's cuddle club knowing that
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  Speaker 3: you know, Dan, you could be my cuddle buddy.
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  Speaker 1: It could be me, though, it could be both of us.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's good to be a pile of.
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  Speaker 3: Us because I don't know naked fighting, just that there's
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  Speaker 3: so many things that could go awry.
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  Speaker 2: M I'm with you.
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  Speaker 1: So I realized I wanted this to be a tough
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  Speaker 1: question when I thought of it, and then I I
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  Speaker 1: thought about it for about ten seconds. On the surface,
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  Speaker 1: I was like naked fight club then, but then after
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  Speaker 1: about ten seconds of truly thinking about it, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go with clothes cuddle club because look, you know, doing
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: a good old fight club thing like the movie sounds.
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  Speaker 2: Intriguing, sounds manly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't look like Brad Pitt, so I'm a little
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  Speaker 1: hesitant to just completely strip in general. But when it
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  Speaker 1: comes to a fight, if you're both naked, you don't know.
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  Speaker 2: How that fight's going to go.
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  Speaker 1: Because I mean the fight can start out standing up,
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  Speaker 1: throwing a few punches, but if that fight turns into
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  Speaker 1: a BJJ situation, then if.
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  Speaker 2: You're both naked, you could drop a j real fast.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, what if the guy on the other side
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  Speaker 3: is more of an m M A.
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  Speaker 2: Fighter, That's what I mean.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it takes to ground.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, grounded pound and if you put you in
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  Speaker 3: a scissor lot.
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  Speaker 2: You will never get out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Or if he's a wrestler, I mean then yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, look, if a rear naked choke is already
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  Speaker 1: a terrible hold inside the octagon, now imagine a rear
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  Speaker 1: naked choke by a naked man.
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  Speaker 8: And naked. Yeah, that's double naked. That's not good.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm I think I'd rather cuddle than sword fight,
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  Speaker 1: is what I'm getting at.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if you're in an arm bar and
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  Speaker 3: you've got a man's crank, you know that's now.
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  Speaker 1: If you're at an arm bar and you're not sure
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• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Uh, this isn't necessarily another contender for a headline of
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: the week, but it definitely caught my eye, to say
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  Speaker 1: the least. A boat captain was arrested on suspicion of
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: operating a container ship while drunk.
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  Speaker 3: How drunk was he.
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  Speaker 1: Six times the legal limit? Yeah, Now, keeping in mind
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  Speaker 1: that for vessel operators, there's a difference between commercial vessel
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: operators legal limit for blood alcohol and recreational boating people.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: For recreational boating people, it's usually likeero point h eight,
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  Speaker 1: the same way it is if you're driving a car.
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  Speaker 1: For a vessel captain, it's lower, it's point oh four.
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  Speaker 1: So keeping in mind six times that is still point
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  Speaker 1: two four is nothing to bat an eye at. That's
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  Speaker 1: pretty drunk. It's certainly not the highest we've ever heard.
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  Speaker 2: But that's certainly.
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  Speaker 1: Higher than you want someone who is shipping around tons
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  Speaker 1: and tons of goods on the planet.
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  Speaker 3: Yay, maritime loth.
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  Speaker 2: Things really are stricter out there.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Yeah, because that's I mean, you're the captain
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  Speaker 3: of a container ship. Those are pretty.
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  Speaker 2: Big, Uh, they really are.
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  Speaker 1: Under federal law, a person operating a vessel other than
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  Speaker 1: a recreational vessel with blood alcohol concentration of point oh
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  Speaker 1: four or more is considered to be under the influence
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  Speaker 1: the uh. The captain of the MSc Jubilee nine, a
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  Speaker 1: three hundred and thirty three meters container ship operating under
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  Speaker 1: the Liberian flag, was arrested on Wednesday in Seattle. That's
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  Speaker 1: according to a news release from the Coast Guard. A
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  Speaker 1: Puget Sound pilot aboard the ship had reported to the
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  Speaker 1: Coast Guard watchstandards that the captain was exhibiting signs of intoxication.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on the boat.
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  Speaker 1: The pilot and first mate operated the vessel from near Everett, Washington,
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  Speaker 1: to the port of Seattle without incident. After the ship
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  Speaker 1: moored at Terminal five, a Coast Guard team and Coast
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  Speaker 1: Guard Investigative Service agents boarded the vessel.
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  Speaker 2: The captain completed.
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  Speaker 1: A field sobriety and breathalyzer test, which they said found
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  Speaker 1: he was impaired at more than six times the legal
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  Speaker 1: limit for commercial mariners. Whoops, he was arrested. He was
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: arrested and transported to King County Jail without incident. The
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  Speaker 1: good news is, I imagine he was so drunk he
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  Speaker 1: didn't have the energy to be incidental.
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  Speaker 3: You said three hundred and thirty three meters. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 3: almost four football fields.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a big boat.
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  Speaker 2: So so.
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  Speaker 8: Six times the maritime limit yep. So that means two
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  Speaker 8: and a half percent of his blood was alcohol.
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  Speaker 1: Zero point two four percent? Oh point two four percent? Yeah, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: mouth all right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you did sixty times.
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  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure that.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure if he was sixty times I legal limit,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: then that that boat would still be going.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: But it would be really funny looking.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: You can imagine if if captains had to do a
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: road like a like we have to do roadside sobriety tests,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: you know, walk a straight line like imagine a captain
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: has to do it, but with a ship. M HM
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: can't even fathom. And I'm trying to find the story
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: back here again. Uh, the vessel was given a relief captain.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: It has since been.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Clear you're to resume operations. Just imagine being what do
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: you do for a living?
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I'm a d D really.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: For shipping container captain, because they just need me on call.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: That's gonna be a pretty good gig. Actually, relief captain.
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  Speaker 8: They just pay you to be on call, just in case,
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: Just in case.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd suck if you had picked that week to
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: go on a bender yourself.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: The good news is, I feel like we finally have
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: an angle for Captain Phillips too.
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  Speaker 1: twenty nine, twenty twenty five. Birthdays Today from One Direction,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Liam Payne is thirty two. Wait a minute, is he
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: the one that died?
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: M that's out of my realm of boy band knowledge.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I think he's the one that died. Like he was
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: at some resort in Costa Rica and someone gave him
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: someone from the hotel staff gave him some drugs, and
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I think he was drunk as well, and I think
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: he threw himself off the balcony of his.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Room or something.
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that was Liam Payne.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I should send a note to the prep Service to
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: update their birthday list because I don't think he's going
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: to be celebrating today.
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: That was October sixteenth of last year. He was obviously
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: thirty one.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Then it was a big swing and a miss there.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Prep Service a good thing. I recognized it as as
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: a dead guy. Anyway, So rip to Liam Payne. Happy
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: birthday to him if you're celebrating somewhere, Liam, anyway, other
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: birthdays today, maybe for on a happier note. Liam Michelle
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: from Glee is thirty nine today. Beth Dover, who plays
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: a lin to Ferguson on Orange Is the New Black
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: is forty seven. Rufio, Oh God me, God.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Me in the hole.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Rufeo is fifty today. Oh God, that stings like it's
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: bad enough when you turned fifty, Tray, that made me
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: feel old, even though you were the one turning fifty.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: But for some reason, hearing that Rufio is fifty.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, if you don't know who Rufeo is, then you
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: need to go do some learning that.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: The actor's name is Dante.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Basco.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Dante Basco turns fifty. He is the leader of the
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Lost Boys. In the movie Book.
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: That Does hurt.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Dustin Hoffman as Captain Hook.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Oh great, Robin Williams.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Robin Williams playing Peter Pan.
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: Nobody else could have done that.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: No, not even not.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Even close, And it really did like it. It shook
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: me when Hook killed Rufio. I think it shook everyone
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: because everyone thought, oh, it's a family film, it's fun
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: and blah blah blah blah blah.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: And next thing you.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Know, he's got a he's got a saber in his chest.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Is like, oh my god, actually just killed him. That
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: was That was one of those jarring deaths as a child.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: It's not quite up there with Old Yeller, but it was.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: It was a shocking twist in that movie. Why are
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: you making that face?
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: Trey.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know I would say it was that shocking.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: It was pretty shocking. Maybe it's because you're a handful
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: of years older than me, so it wasn't It didn't
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: have the same effect on you as it did me.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, it was sad, but it was
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: not Old Yeller.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I said, it's not at the level of Old Yeller.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: But as far as shocking movie deaths in family film,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: slash kids and movies, that was a surprising one because
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I grew up watching the Disney stuff, you know, with
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Peter Pan, and it was, you know, Peter Pan fighting,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: you know, Captain Hook. Captain Hook gets eaten by the alligator,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: but he's not actually dead. Peter Pan never got stabbed
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: by Hook or ever got hooked by him. He never
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: saw any of the Lost boys in the cartoon die
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: at the hand of Captain Hook. But one live action
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: movie and man, they just ran Rufio right through.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, maybe this is the age difference, but Peter
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Pan turning down the Julia Roberts taker Bell, that was shocking. There.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: It lies the difference at the ages of when you
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: saw itself. Yeah, you're right, that is more shocking.
• 30:03
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• 30:43
  Speaker 1: on air dot com. I'm a little ashamed to admit it,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: but I had actually forgotten about Julia Roberts as tinker
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Bell in Hook and Trey. I want to say thank
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: you for reminding my dull brain of that, because I
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: got so focused on the fact that they killed Rufio
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: in that film, I forgot about the other really hot
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: part of it, which was Julia Roberts as tinker Bell.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: That's definitely the age difference.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because what year did Hook come out?
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Ninety ninety one? I feel like.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I think you're right. I want to say ninety ninety one,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: which would have had me at ten or eleven, so I.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Wasn't quite there at that age.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I do remember seeing Julia Roberts as tinker Bell in
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: that film and thinking, oh, hi, nineteen ninety one, okay,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: So I would have been eleven when that came out,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: which would have made you Trey.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: What about fifteen, sixteen years.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Old, No, anyone. I was seventeen.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you when you saw Julia Roberts as tinker Bell,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: you were like hey, Now. Meanwhile I was like, oh hi,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: So yeah, you're right that age difference was the big
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: factor in there, about the big impression that Hook left
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: on us as children.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Because yeah, you probably didn't really appreciate Julia Roberts a
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: pretty woman.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Then it took a couple more years, but I got there.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Now that being said, I have long I have long felt,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: no pun intended. I have long felt that Julia Roberts
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: is a very stunning woman, but not necessarily one that
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I find myself.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Like, oh my gosh, she's hot.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: It's more like, I can appreciate the fact that she's
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: a beautiful woman, but I don't necessarily see her in
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: that same light that I might, you know, somebody else.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Julia Roberts the one kind of a redhead and most
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: a lot of that stuff that gets me every time
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: red curly hair. I'm done.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: That is true for you.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Now, maybe it's because she didn't do a whole lot
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: of sexy roles or whatever.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that had something to do with it.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: But I just didn't see her as like like like
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: a not like Marilyn Monroe, like a sex you know,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: pot icon kind of a thing, just a you know,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: beautiful and good actress and everything. But all that being said,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: when you mentioned Julia Roberts as tinker Bell in Hook,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, I do remember that, and
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I do remember feeling and thinking that something was kind
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: of stirring in my ten eleven year old self. So
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I pulled up the photo just to remind myself. So
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: here is Julia Roberts as tinker Bell and Hook with
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: the little the short haircut, the pointy ears, the little
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: drab outfit. And that's before she tried to shoot her
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: shot with Peter Pan slash Robin Williams. Because when she
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: did the shooting of her shot, she had a bit
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: of a makeover and she looked a little bit different
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: when she got human sized, because that's when she got
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: that curly red hair that traced all about and yeah.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Look at that that.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I'm a forty five year old man looking at Julia
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Roberts as tinker Bell full size. There's something about pointy
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: ears that I'm feeling weird about, like like like in
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: a good way.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: If I'm Peter Pan, I'm crowing all over.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: And I ain't stopping.
• 35:11
  Speaker 9: Banger ring baby, Oh not long, last boys.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Get out, seventeen year old me.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: That's an all.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Nighter, oh man.
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