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Episode 272: Post Pod Clarity · Not That Serious

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  Sound like cholesterol. You sounds like sounds like you said, read it read
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  cholesterol sounded clearly hates women, which is which is concerning. But he's also
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  the funniest. Four out of five stars subtraction star. Maybe they took two
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  away and then they added another one because I'm still pretty funny. I do
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  myself. You think good with the bad it's out waying. You know that's
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  crazy. He hates women, but he's so funny. Five all right,
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  nice, Hey, hey guys, how do how DoD he doodlee and hid?
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  It's not that serious podcast, and I'm glad that you're listening with me.
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  I and one of your host Big Mike. Elsie Kennan is in the
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  building my aka Dr Waffle, I'm Jay and Q's here too. I want
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  you to sit down and relax and we will podcast with you now to get
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  the niceties out the way Spotify and Speaker there. He's been our homies since
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  the first day, locked in, locked in tight like what the hole?
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  The first day? What the first day? The first day of our partnership,
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  speaking of partnerships. Oh no, I ain't got nothing to say this
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  time. Okay, we met the quota. Uh next time. I hate
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  this guy. I had a passion. Can't take him anywhere. Nothing gets
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  past Mike songs like magic mm hmm. Come on, man, I wouldn't
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  mind if you kept on talking. I wouldn't mind if he kept on going.
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  I like your mic color. It's green mm hm like macha. All
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  right, Okay, come on, this is not it. You know you
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  don't even explain why you're wearing that snuggila. Oh because it's cool for bro.
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  So you know, I'm sure somebody's looking at it like what the fuck
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  C bought it for me? Because you know I like to be warm and
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  the muscles up right there you go, there's a button in the back.
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  I wish this is what the speedo body ready is gonna look like. Yeah,
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  hell yeah. So you know you still got to make sure you're still
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  a little bit bigger. Huh tell him this. I don't think you just
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  that for like oh no, no, no, I actually have one gown
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  actually, like one of like the big over sized clutch Johns. Not be
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  booty ass snakeging under that. Wow, move bro, just just let it
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  hang. Bro, It's great, Bro. I got one of them ship.
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  This ship is macculate. I need to have some when I get up
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  and have to pee, I just know that. Yeah, control, I
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  need some constraints. Yeah, let it hang. Bro, got a fucking
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  house dress like a media Hell, yes, I like that. Ship up.
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  When I gotta go poop, I just just sit wrap it over your
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  shoulders. I was you make a belly shirt when I got akie. He
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  puts it over his head like get a roll, man. I think the
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  behind it boats how it feels. Now, that makes wiping a little bit
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  harder because the constrains. That's true. Put you in your a full nelson.
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  The T shirt over the back of the neck. MA, the dokie
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  white CZ. Remember that was cool in like seventh grade. I never did
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  that, really, I was gonna take the shirt off. No, it
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  was cool back then. Just take the shirt off. H it's fun to
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  have it over it like a thug. Yeah, like just the right kind
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  of thing, Like wow, that guy is crazy. Wow, because after
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  it's gonna start digging into your shoulders and all that stuff. But then your
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  veins start popping out. You deal with that pain like a man. No,
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  just take it off. A thirteen year old man, A thirteen year
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  old away from the experience I'm not focused went around looking like Jay Smooth?
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  Was that the dancing there? Damn niggas, the humping furniture niggas they started
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  a movie that was did they like volunteered other thirteen year old girls to be
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  fucking ship almost one of those videos. What of course you did? You
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  know you kind of you kind of did, but not to the extent like
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  somebody asked me, to the worst extent? Are you talking about the candy?
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  Yeah, that's what they talked about. But trust me, if I
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  would have put my J Smooth videos, I would have been able to uh
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  uh, you wouldn't be able to upload them. I would have be able
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  to upload that. What does that mean? What do you mean? Yeah?
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  What do you mean by that? The strokes would be too pure?
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  People couldn't take it. No, I'm no talking about the candy. If
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  I would have did my J Moose smooths on the candy, I would to
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  be able to post that because the pumps would have been too pumping. Okay,
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  back then, I would have sued out of the back of candy.
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  They weren't strict with what you uploaded back then, so people he was able
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  to get those off. Now get that freak sh it off. Now it
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  was like they do now, I feel like it's a lot. Let's do
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  a flagging. Now they flag everything. You get that on Twitch. Apparently
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  they let nudity on Twitch now, like the only fans nudity maybe, but
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  as on I mean, I saw the ones with the censor bars or the
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  pasty, the nudity like just off the screen. That's it's crazy. There's
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  kids like, that's not being necking on TikTok and they do they naked on
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  there too, which is insane. I don't have a nice loophole they do
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  with the TikTok and YouTube where they do breastfeeding videos and apparently that's education though
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  it's really just some big titty Mexican lady. No breastfeeding you old child.
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  I'm like, what is that? What the fuck is this bullshit? I
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  guess I gotta do it. Here we go again. He just said,
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  what is this? Just look at old well, you know what to do?
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  Well, I guess we gotta work our way out of another one.
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  We meet again. We're stuck. What do we do now? Bloss rocking
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  the hard plays. I guess I just gotta beat your way out of it.
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  I gotta beat your way through, baby, like Carolina Panthers. Keep
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  pounding, keep pound. That's a terrible ashtag, by the way. I
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  hate that. I don't understand. I don't get it. It's just with
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  the drum, you see then that broke it. No, it was a
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  Tolbert the full back. You just bang through it. And he realized he
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  broke it and just kept sucking hitting it. I'm like, oh, I
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  mean, now, that's why the fullback position doesn't exist anymore, because too
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  many thumps to the head. It's like two full backs in the league.
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  It's like you ch yeah, he's more like a tight end to me.
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  Card such a throwback. They might as well run the wing ta out there.
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  They got to h h. It's a mixture full back tighten. It's
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  him and who else was it? Card? Cardyeah, you have a card.
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  Now that's a full back. He wears he wears a neck, the
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  Michael stick. Anybody that anybody? I got the home in the back.
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  That's what dude from the Packers, John Coon and whenever you got the ball.
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  I didn't like. I didn't like that. I like that, like
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  the reason to say Coon, that's all that I felt real like the whole
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  stadium. They brought that from their knees. Even when they say not use
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  check. It sounds like the saying coon U. I'm like, it's actually
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  James Jones. That's crazy. Actually Donald Driver called that he made a good
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  block. But what do we doing? Mercedes Lewis called that home. That's
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  Jordan Love don't cool. Retired Christian Watson with the nineteen York head cool.
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  The offense isn't even on the shield. Oh h Packers, that's Lamar Jackson.
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  The Packers don't even play it. Uh, we have super Bowl predictions,
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  by the way. The thing on Ravens, we stink the Cowboys.
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  The Cowboys, Ravens, forty nine Ers, No Ravens, Packers cool that.
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  I mean, this will be the first with the first year and three
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  with the seen the Super Bowl colors or the emblem. The last three years
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  it's all been oh yeah, Aaron Rodgers and his the colors of the teams
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  purple red right now. It's purple red right now. So forty nine Ers
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  and Ravens. That's what're saying. Last year was red and green. Year
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  before that, whoever made it? I think it was the rams On it
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  was like yeah, blue, and and that's why the Saints didn't make the
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  super Bowl. It wasn't the passing car, it was the Colors. It
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  makes so much sense now, we already made this fucking emblem. Man.
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  The crazy thing the Ravens make it if they get the thirty four points,
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  that's an automatic championship. Because did you see the weird stat about the harm
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  who were every so their dad want to uh one double a championship in college
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  score thirty four? Yeah, Ravens won in the hardball score thirty four,
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  yeah exactly, and then Michigan just thirty four points exactly, thirty four exactly
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  thirty four points. Who's looking up these who are well? Actually, Rainman,
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  that's a crazy that's a crazy stat. I know it's crazy, but
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  it's like, yeah, I like those little quin interesting but about it'd be
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  crazy if they make it the super Bowl and they okay, if they make
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  it to super Bowl and score thirty four points, it's crazy. That's pretty
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  up. It's crazy. Something's up row Yeah, somebody, yeah, the
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  fixes in But yeah, I'll say I'll say the Ravens shouts to my dad,
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  Lions fan Ravens and Lions. Yeah, let's see its Ravens Lions.
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  I don't want that. I don't I don't know. I don't want because
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  I want to c J. Gardner Johnson's bitch ass because I like both like
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  I want like I like when teams get their like get their first, get
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  their first champions, but also like Lamar Lamar to get his first. No,
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  Lamar is getting I need Lamar to get it. As long as the
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  Texans and the way the Texas played the Ravens next right, damn, they
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  can't even go both go to the championships. That'd be nice, and we
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  fire people like the first MVP to win the Super Bowl, like break that
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  streak? Yeah, that hasn't happened. And what's it with fire? I
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  say, Mahomes wasn't MVP last year? Was he? No? Right?
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  No? Who wasn't VP last year? Was Josh Josh who Josh Allen though
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  giddy Josh Ky the fuck most valuable BETO got him. We fucking got him,
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  Patrick Mahons, No, he was a is that considered twenty twenty two,
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  twenty twenty twenty? Last year was twenty twenty, It says February twenty
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  twenty three, and is named a twenty twenty two MVP. Oh so he
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  did last year? Yes, and then he won a Super Bowl, so
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  he'd be the second one to do it. He'd be the first full black
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  nigga, full black, real nigga that pull that ship up with all all
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  you, all the bullshit steps, not stap for you. It's only one
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  nigga, that one, uh Williams mhm. But he was not. He
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  was nobody. He won Super MVP, but he wasn't regular season first black
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  quarter niggas in general, he was born Doug Williams. Random fact. Because
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  Pat has two of them doesn't make them first. Is a pool. Now
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  speaking of successful half breeds, good job, Mike, successful half breeds going.
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  Drake was mentioned in an interview with one y'all seen bay a k A
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  most deaf f k fk f k A most death. Uh the interviewer you
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  know, ask him is Drake hip Hop. He had an interesting response in
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  his honest opinion and his honor. Can we play the clip? Do you
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  want to play? He almost didn't want to answer. That was the funny.
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  He didn't want to answer. She put him in that position like he
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  didn't want to be a hater. He didn't want to come off like a
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  hater, because it's one of the things where you can figure what he did
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  though technically what come off? Yeah, I mean, but he didn't want
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  to. He didn't want to want you think he came off as a hater
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  because I agree with him, you can still get hat him. Yeah,
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  exactly what I'm saying. I don't mean, why is it hating if it's
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  right, it was true. I mean because it could be seen as negative
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  just because something this is negative, don't mean that said that's that ship And
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  but also yes, perspective, perspective, why is that like just because like
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  he made his doesn't played played it played the clip and then will here here
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  we go? Like is Drake hip hop? Why are you don't want to
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  pop to me? In the sense like if I was in Target in Houston,
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  I heard Drake song. It feels like a lot of his music is
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  compatible with shopping. But it's true because they play Drake in Target shopping with
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  the edge. But I think it depends like drinks music. But I understand
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  exactly what you're saying. Of course, it's commercial, entertaining, fun,
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  good formulaic music. It's likable music. Yeah, pop just means is popular
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  popular. You know, I'm on leaving line. We're gonna move We're gonna
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  move on. That's the problem. But like pop is popular products, so
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  many, so many SKUs. I think we got it, got it,
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  but it's not. It's not all his album because honestly, never mind.
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  You can hear in Zara, yeah eating him. Yeah you ain't, you
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  ain't blasting, But that's not majority of his music, Like you said no,
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  But I say, like the album was like that's you can hear that.
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  And they played the clean version of mob Tize and Target, would you
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  like, yes, exactly? Would you though you play like yes, you
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  would be hell yeah, fucking right? And Target they play passion Fruit.
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  They passion Fruit and something's like kind of too deep b side like disclosing you
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  can play like the sclode like this like that type of music. Yeah.
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  But and that's I guess that's the thing that I had to accept about Drake,
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  Like he's just gonna make whatever, and he's good at making that,
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  man, because he can go in different thinges everywhere. Sometimes he's popped,
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  sometimes hip hop, sometimes his rn B. Sometimes sometimes he's dance. He's
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  popular, But you know what it means pop. She wants to hear my
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  I said, you know, niggas can't it? I disagree? I think,
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  I mean, I agree, I agree, it's nothing. It's like
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  he said it was true too smart people, you agree because you realize what
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  pop is. Pop is not. It's not a bad like the negative.
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  It's negative in a hip hop community, it's very negative. It's negative hip
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  hop. If somebody called, if somebody called fucking to Chaine of pop party,
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  like, what the fuck if he made pop music? But he's popular
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  as hell? Right, Well, I don't believe this is Wae a pop
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  star popular music. It's not. We're not like, pop's not a genre.
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  I'm by saying it still a genre genre in a sound, it changes,
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  it's not like yeah. But but also that's why I'm saying in the
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  hip hop community is seen as a negative thing, right because you're calling it
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  a pop star. I'm like, ship Kanye pop. He won't agree with
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  that. You said Kanye is top. Plenty of pop, popish popish stuff,
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  power or not power fucking stronger mm hmm. I think that's more of
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  a pop song. Kind of us makes Taylor Taylor Swift's Drake closer closer to
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  tailor that's Kendrick or Taylor Swift with the music makes Taylor Swift. I guess
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  it was closer to I don't want to. I mean, it's okay,
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  I don't know. I just it's okays the same answer. It's crazy,
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  Okay, it's closer. It's nothing wrong with that, but it is what
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  it is. It is. It is the thing that's wrong with it when
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  he tries to, when he when he wants to promote himself, I guess,
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  like, oh, this hardcore hip hop niggas. I got niggas.
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  That's what I got niggas. This is when I this is when you lose
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  me. I got can't leave can I mean both can be true, that
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  both can be true. They can't make it because I know you don't know
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  you are. You don't know who. Yes, I don't know us.
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  No no, no, yes, yes, you're about to do it.
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  I'm not about to do it. You are that Nigga is a child actor.
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  He's not hard. Stop this ship. What you said? What did
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  your present doing anything? Mike? When you promote the fact that you are
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  a hard gangster, he didn't say he was hard. He said he knows
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  hard. Gangsters. He said, I got people up on the ends and
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  blah blah blah blah blah. He said the Kodak, he's lucky wasn't in
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  Paris because he got people in Paris, and he said, lucky, I
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  was not there. What you gonna do that? Not a motherfucker. Imagine
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  what Drake would do and just a Kodak would try to eat his penis.
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  Come on, dog, okay, he's a real animal. He's an animal.
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  It is a super gremlin minutes to society. You are not doing anything,
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  he said, Lucky, I wasn't with the and shut the fuck up.
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  When I heard that, I was like, you're not believable, like
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  saying you lucky. I wasn't with the niggas in candidates shape. Come on,
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  dog, I'm not believe in me. I'm scaring of the niggas.
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  Came shut up. The niggas are extorting you. Let's be real. You
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  are paying them off a pretty penny. Come on, it would never hang
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  with you if you were just a regular guy. I heard that would rob
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  you ship target paying So you're not a target. You don't think that.
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  Maybe that's just not the image that he wants to put because that's not going
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  to be conducive to his money. No, the only the only image he
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  doesn't put his money. Why even try to even flirt with that? How
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  does that fling he all of a sudden lest somebody says something to him.
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  He never goes out ship all the mother he said all the time. Like
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  he said, he look at the Drake fan smiley. It doesn't every other
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  business week. It's you guys to do this. Don't get this guy to
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  do that. The only thing that Drake hides is the fact that he smokes
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  weed. You would never see a picture of him smoking, never see him
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  in videos. That's all he odds. Other than that, Kevin Hart told
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  him, well, Kevin Heart told him, well, other than that,
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  he's all about at least he tells people here. He got to put that
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  into his music. But he got to put that into the music. You
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  got some cue I see you, I see okay, not go ahead cue
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  cooking. I don't think yeah, yeah, I just I just don't like
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  how I've just He's never been a fan of people saying what somebody is about
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  based off the image that they promote, because that's what they want you to
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  see. So you got like how how people are like, oh, you're
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  a singer, nigga, you can't be tough. So just because a nigga
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  can sing, don't mean that he won't. He can't whoop your ass.
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  They won't whoop your ass. Put two holes in or three holes in you
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  like a bowling ball. Just because they sing, he's stealing all the c
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  lines. Like I've always I've always hated that. I've always hated like,
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  oh, you can't be tough because you do this. What the fuck?
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  What does we have to do? Exactly? And they was over there wearing
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  fucking fish crop tops and caprice that was equally equally dangerous. But it's just
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  I've never been a fan of See, that's true when you're talking about people
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  who all you know about them is what they do. We you have seen
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  this nigga his entire life, but you have You have not seen him behind
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  closed life. You have not seen him behind the camera. Oh my god,
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  this nigga's a gangster. You don't got no charging. Nobody never did
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  that. Don't have charges. My child actors, he's a child actor.
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  I don't believe. I'm not believing, no child, I'm not believing.
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  It's like when the nigga, look the nigga I played one on one when
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  he said, oh, I always got my flag with me, Yeah,
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  always flag, I was like, yeah, I'm believing that. Why not
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  hear the story as of how he began He was running from Rolling sixties and
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  he happened. Oh what's this an acting interview? WHOA all right? Oh
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  Mike, no famous people. I don't believe a bullshit story like that.
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  Niggas believe that. Come on, just saying you don't believe no famous people.
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  No, I don't believe bullshit. I have two questions. Oh shit,
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  I'll run from crips, but if the same those bloods, golly gee,
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  Oh it's just I guess I am here for the audition. Yeah shit,
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  nigga, fuck out of here, auditioning be the wb froug what he
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  might as well be. And then this nigga. Oh man, I just
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  killed this role and I just got shot on this show. But I want
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  to be on the other side now. Maybe I'll start shooting niggas. Get
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  the fuck out. I don't think anybody believes that Drake is actually the tough
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  guy though, right like I think that is. I guess that's what I'm
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  saying. So when we're doing so, why even why hear my two questions?
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  If this came from baby, would you take it more serious? Yes?
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  If it came from uh A, why the fuck did I just blank
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  on this nigga name what to do? He's a rapper? If it came
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  from J Prince, would you believe it? Yes? So if the nigga
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  who is solidified or is publicly aligned with these two niggas, do you believe
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  that it could possibly be truthful his connection or his ability to do whatever he
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  says? I believe that he probably knows people. But don't tell me that
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  you are tough. If you hang with tough you are not a mob bought
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  what? What? What makes you chater? If you if you hang around
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  nothing but tough people, and by association you are untouchable because of who you
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  hang around. Does that not make you somewhat of tough? No, you
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  can't touch him though, like nobody if you know to touch you. If
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  you touch him, there's problems that coming right around. Yes, not from
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  no One's no one. I didn't say that. I'm not pointing me about
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  a lot of people. You can say that about a lot of people.
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  It's just he got on a supper man, let this. Don't let this
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  snuggie for you niggas as with a blue bendad on. Okay, Well,
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  we're not gonna talk about it, he said, I'm not crippling. I'm
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  not was if some boss came up right there out of sorry sir, real
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  quick, I agree, I was just fooling. I agree with you that
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  he's not the tough guy. When you are publicly lying with certain individuals,
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  you can get away with saying ship because no one can really like what are
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  you gonna say? I can say you're a liar, true, but you're
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  not going to test. Uh, You're not going to test his toughness.
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  I'm not gonna test you know. I mean the niggas you know, And
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  I'm not saying that about you personally, but I'm talking anybody. You know
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  what I mean. But like, whoever it is, like, I just
• 27:00
  believe whoever he gets in that beef with, you're not gonna you're not gonna
• 27:03
  do anything publicly about it. Or I just feel like, yo, if
• 27:07
  it's because of the niggas, you know, I don't think it's. You
• 27:11
  agree, And I think he's trying to sell it like it's because of him.
• 27:17
  Like anybody that later, like they put a battery in your back.
• 27:23
  He needs to stop. You should be smarter than that is. Anybody tough
• 27:29
  before they join the game, that's a whole other commerce. Yes, I
• 27:33
  usually yeah, yeah, usually a lot of people are a lot of people.
• 27:37
  I actually think it's reverse. But okay, what No, No,
• 27:42
  the people who become tough weren't tough to begin with. I think you're thinking
• 27:45
  of fraternities. No, same same thing, same thing, shout out,
• 27:51
  same thing, exact same You want tough with cool one is not in the
• 27:56
  streets. No, the thing not No, it's niggas are not tough before
• 28:00
  they get into the fraternity. And there get into the fraternity, they think
• 28:03
  they're tough. That's that's what they think they're tough because they're a fraternity.
• 28:07
  Niggas is a fraternity, not a gang. I think they're cool because they
• 28:08
  got loves. I think you guys who joined the gangs are looking to become
• 28:14
  tough. That's why they joined. A lot of those niggas have to join,
• 28:17
  have to join. They don't have anybody around them. Like gangs are
• 28:21
  like family, Like it's either you join this gang or you're on your own
• 28:23
  out here against the gang. So you're going there, you get family protection,
• 28:30
  safety, you don't have your back. You need to dissect gang.
• 28:36
  A lot of people are born into it. Yeah, talk about those,
• 28:40
  talk about the people that join and the majority of the niggas, the niggas
• 28:42
  that do that from from where we're Where we're from is different, very differ.
• 28:48
  Be tough on your own. We're not talking about talking about suburban the
• 28:52
  majority of people in I just want to know the neighborhood, what constitute and
• 28:56
  somebody tough that you could be like, oh, you're not tough. I
• 29:00
  think it's easy to say that the image that you portray is relievable anything that
• 29:10
  comes out of Drake's fucking face. But what if that image that he's portraying
• 29:12
  is what's making him the most money. If he goes to that tough boy
• 29:15
  image, you think Drake would be as big as he is now. No
• 29:18
  image could he have when he was a wheelchair. To me, if if
• 29:22
  Drake, if Drake was going around talm about some I smack it by enough,
• 29:26
  I shoot this up, bang this up, he would not be as
• 29:27
  big of a star as he is now. So that's why he puts out
• 29:30
  that image because that is more productive to his money, because he knows he's
• 29:34
  not going to be able to be on the white side of America if he
• 29:38
  goes for that. With all that, so knowing which means behind cameras,
• 29:42
  he might he could be a tough guy. You don't you know he's the
• 29:45
  problem. This is the problem. I believe all that what you just said
• 29:51
  there till it is Drake because he's a child actor. No, because knowing
• 29:56
  all that, it's like, as Julius bro that has nothing to do with
• 30:02
  a lot to do. I watched his nigga cry for two minutes. I
• 30:04
  watched his nigga cry for a half hour because mom did bring a bagel home?
• 30:08
  Stop fucking playing with me? What are you talking about? You know
• 30:14
  when he was we did a tour of his house and he was like,
• 30:17
  oh, Mom, did you bring my bagel? And she was like,
• 30:18
  no, my bagel. Like he's pouting for ten minutes about a fucking bagel.
• 30:23
  You want me to expect? Believe man, this motherfucker's out here wanted
• 30:26
  that bagel. Mike, his his toughness is strictly off the strength of that
• 30:32
  he knows tough niggas. That's it stops there, Okay, he knows tough
• 30:36
  niggas. And Drake looks like. Drake comes in my car. I'm rolling
• 30:41
  my window down and going, what do you want, sir? Now cool?
• 30:45
  Dak Black comes up to my car, drive fast, driving off?
• 30:56
  Are you lost? Did you get a flat tire? Did you hell?
• 31:00
  This is your work? Get it? Get that all ahead. I'm your
• 31:04
  ruber driver. Get well you got one? Now? Well you got one?
• 31:11
  Now? Come on. It's everything. It's not just. It's like
• 31:19
  I've seen your work, your whole life. Bird man. I don't know
• 31:22
  what he did in his childhood. I don't know what he got to do.
• 31:26
  All I know is this gangstdass nigga, This nigga maame Marve's you can't
• 31:29
  come on uh uh gangsters cry too, But nigga, I've seen your roots.
• 31:34
  Your roots is not You're a liar. I see your roots. I
• 31:38
  watch it every weekend, every dange. Nope, not buying it. You
• 31:45
  are a a half white child actor from Canada. That is all true.
• 31:53
  That is all true. No, you're not gonna convince me, buddy,
• 31:59
  never. And also on top of that, I didn't hear any of this
• 32:06
  tough stuff before you were aligned with tough niggas, replacement girls and that replacement
• 32:14
  girls. It was none of that. He was not talking comeback season at
• 32:16
  all and none of zero nothing until he really got into with Birdman and really
• 32:23
  with Jay Prince. I started hearing I get my guys done nothing to shut
• 32:28
  the fuck up. No no, no, no no no no no no
• 32:30
  no no no. We gotta go back and listen. Start from track one,
• 32:35
  Room for improvement, go back to that comeback season. He wasn't talking
• 32:40
  tof he was rapping like. It wasn't an intimidating bar on that. Uh
• 32:44
  uh. He was talking tough when underground it was the rival school, his
• 32:52
  physical therapy episodes. Okay, when they said when he teased he could walk
• 32:58
  again, he got real tough with he got real tough spinner. Yeah,
• 33:05
  oh then real quick also drink I know the drake out. This could be
• 33:08
  quick. Y'all seen that video of him with that little kid, Yeah,
• 33:13
  kid rapper? Was that the same little nigga that was been in the club.
• 33:15
  There's too right? Is the two kid rappers right now? I think
• 33:22
  so it? What's his name? I really I don't know. I don't
• 33:24
  know that Little King yeah, and the other litt niggas name is like little
• 33:27
  Art Art, Yeah, like Lee, let these kids be kids, bro,
• 33:35
  Like this ship is crazy, this ship is weird, but I understand,
• 33:37
  like these kids are influenced by the people that are around them. But
• 33:40
  y'all, as the adults, I understand what you're going through, and I
• 33:45
  understand that y'all might not be this bright as niggas on earth, but y'all
• 33:47
  need to let these little niggas be kids. Bro. This ship is fucked
• 33:50
  up and in the club the new version unfortunately. But it's like Drake,
• 34:00
  come on, man, Yeah, I thought I thought he'd be a little
• 34:05
  better than that, Like especially since he has a son, a child,
• 34:07
  bro, Like you're in the club with a little kid, Like, come
• 34:09
  on, bro, you wouldn't bring your son there exactly, like come on,
• 34:14
  stop might be come on? That was that was weak to me.
• 34:19
  It's not a good look. Would jay Z do that, Draken? Mm
• 34:22
  hmmm. Jay Z wouldn't do a lot of things. Stoop had a little
• 34:27
  kid in the club. I don't think Drake him to the club and not
• 34:34
  like why are you polls? But even then thinking of that about that too.
• 34:36
  It was like, why would y'all bring up jobs to the club?
• 34:37
  What are you doing? Yeah, let that nigga he wants to play basketball
• 34:42
  Rode Scooter's apparently that girl was a girl. He's like, yeah, you're
• 34:46
  so pretty. Whats your name? He said, what the wait? He
• 34:52
  thought the little boy was a girl. It was like one of his first
• 34:57
  interviews. He's like, you're so pretty. Oh yeah, He's like,
• 35:00
  I'm a boy. He was like, what about the niggas? Like,
• 35:06
  wow, yeah, put that nigga on the list. Yeah, he's under
• 35:10
  surveillance. He's a red dot on the immediately give him his dot. I
• 35:15
  was like, what the fun? He even looked like a girl. I
• 35:16
  look like a little bit like a little girl, like, yeah, braids.
• 35:22
  I think then he didn't like a girl. I didn't think like a
• 35:27
  girl. I wouldn't. I wouldn't assume that. M hmm A little more.
• 35:34
  I mean he could be a backing clothes girl, tom boy, I
• 35:37
  guess I don't know a little stud. I don't know when did we see
• 35:40
  any lady speaking of stud? And then we'll get to the question, I'm
• 35:45
  sorry, did y'all know stud was only for black women. I did not
• 35:51
  know that, no idea, it's only for black women. Ye, that's
• 35:54
  a test with the LGBT community. He said, that's a term for like,
• 35:59
  that's a term, yeah, white women and everybody else. Yeah,
• 36:02
  so butch is like a white lesbian, like white masculine lesbian. Yeah,
• 36:07
  in a stud is a black masculine lesbian. I was, And it came
• 36:13
  up because there was a girl. She was Indian. She was like,
• 36:15
  first of all, I can't be a stud because I'm not African American.
• 36:17
  I was like, like, yes you can. I was like, what
• 36:21
  the fun? Judging by that sports braitch, she's like, can be a
• 36:23
  stud? Judging by that motherfucking purple New York Yankees. Fitted she's not trying
• 36:31
  to approp like art without a beer. Okay, I don't know if that's
• 36:38
  a just the RT or just the woman. She's a handsome young Boman.
• 36:43
  Yeah, she was a handsome young lady. Yeah, like my friend Artie,
• 36:47
  who's a beautiful man, who's a beautiful brown man, but has Anyway,
• 36:53
  I just had to throw that out there. Ask your stud friends,
• 36:59
  do you see your she was your stud friends, do they know the stud
• 37:02
  history? When you think about it though. Every time you were talking history
• 37:08
  stud history, all right, what's stud history? With the stud History months?
• 37:14
  History Month, they'll probably put it in February just to gi me women,
• 37:19
  well, get women's history market, what, what's what's August, what's
• 37:22
  going on in August? So pretty much if study History Month was February,
• 37:25
  so we would just be celebrating the bat the brat all year. Wow,
• 37:31
  she's just a bit. She had a baby, right, Yeah, she
• 37:34
  was pregnant. Still fine, She was the one that got it out before.
• 37:37
  But she was talking about her related relationship with Alan. Yeah, I
• 37:44
  used to wake up every morning and jacket Is dick Off and wow on the
• 37:47
  radio show, she was saying, is the radio was like an interview radio.
• 37:53
  I used to get everything with him. I made she has that show.
• 37:55
  Don't you have a show with Ricky Smiley? Yeah she does. That's
• 37:59
  on saying the radio show. But I didn't think. But she was like
• 38:00
  I cooked for him every morning. I woke them up with Jackice dick Off
• 38:06
  to wake up. When I was around the time where she was like,
• 38:07
  it's not a bad that's crazy. She was always kind of feminine though,
• 38:12
  like she was never she's been wearing makeup for years before. Yeah, funky,
• 38:19
  she had your shed love the confidence her dick was bigger than yours.
• 38:30
  That is because that night. Huh huh. Anyway, I don't questions please,
• 38:37
  Oh let's do that. We'll get to the questions. But I forgot
• 38:43
  to bring somebody. But something happened step some history. Won't be doggies by
• 38:49
  the way. Yeah a good month. Okay, we'll remember. So something
• 38:53
  popped up on I G and it was this, uh, this girl with
• 38:57
  a dog Instagram. She's said she made a million dollars a year. I
• 39:01
  believe it. And I was like, doing what with the dog? You
• 39:06
  know, had had a dog page and dog content? Dog content? What
• 39:08
  is what is dog content? I don't know. I've never seen a dog
• 39:12
  on Instagram. You've never seen a dog with that on Instagram page? Are
• 39:16
  you page? Are you doing products with the dog? Are we like walking?
• 39:22
  Like? What is dog content? Anything? Think about a person,
• 39:25
  personalities, think about like I G. Model, but it's a dog.
• 39:31
  I don't know. But people like dogs. So we were like, like
• 39:34
  this cute dog, blah blah blah. They got products promoting, they got
• 39:37
  sponsorship, they got all that saved dog content this is there's some funny dogs
• 39:40
  out there, and Brandy said she was. She was supposed to make a
• 39:44
  dog page for our two dogs. Don't do that. She hasn't done it.
• 39:46
  We have no money coming in. We're just spending money on the dogs.
• 39:52
  Hustle backwards, she said. She said, I could sell her feet.
• 39:54
  No feet coming in, just no no revenue, there's no she's not
• 40:00
  following. Where's the what you need to do? Just sneak creatures of her
• 40:05
  feet, no dogs while she sleep and just post it and they call it
• 40:07
  weirdness. Okay, see this is sleeping feet. My girlfriend was sleep.
• 40:15
  She doesn't know. I sent these pictures to you guys. And here's a
• 40:16
  dog foot for one. If you're into that sort of thing, you're in
• 40:23
  the dog patroon section called if you're into that section, if you're into that
• 40:35
  beast all yeah, if you're into that pause and feet football action. Oh
• 40:39
  man, I'm sure, I'm sure it's market for that story. What story,
• 40:45
  Brandy? Oh oh oh what the celebrity jo jo oh, I've been
• 40:51
  waiting here. We had an update on the uh the celebrity Hall pass.
• 40:55
  Always forgot about this ship. Who's yours? We'll start with you. Oh,
• 40:59
  I said Natalie Emmanuel from Game of Thrones, and then I said Sidney
• 41:04
  Sweeney and she was like, of course, and very well, don't you
• 41:13
  uh you said, who's Sidney Sweeney? Who about to say you don't know
• 41:16
  what h I still only except about milk pretty much. So then I proposed
• 41:24
  a question and she was like, I don't really know blah blah blah,
• 41:30
  and it's like I know this move, I know this game, and she
• 41:35
  just I got you you see it, and she she was like, I
• 41:40
  was like nobody, Like, there's nobody. She was like ruby left his
• 41:45
  cheek. She probably would, but I was like, like you look like
• 41:50
  you. I'll take it. And I said like Jesse Williams, like anybody,
• 41:58
  like anybody from Child and she's like cool, He's cool. And then
• 42:04
  she was just like, well, now that I think about it, I
• 42:07
  was like, you had to see your mind the whole time. Now that
• 42:12
  you think about it, he wasn't drop it too. He's about to go
• 42:15
  back to playing the game, did you say? She was like, oh,
• 42:19
  you know, I really like Justin Azuka and his music. Justin Knowszuka
• 42:22
  so so random is that he sings he sings the song after Tonight. It
• 42:28
  was just my Ship, by the way, great song. That's some good
• 42:30
  song. That's a good song. He's like this half Asian twilight looking nigga.
• 42:32
  Justin what justin Nozuka. He's half Japanese and like half white. And
• 42:37
  then she said the dude from Bridgerton, the light skinned dude. And I
• 42:39
  was like, fair enough, okay, And then she said she was all
• 42:45
  away from How to Get Away with Murder. That's what I was expecting.
• 42:50
  That's where she was saying, Penn Badgeley, who Joe from you? And
• 42:54
  I was like, whoa place? Yea from Jesus Christ? And I said
• 43:02
  that character didn't turn your office. She's like, I was like, oh,
• 43:09
  looking at it different. Now you turn over and you gotta go outside
• 43:15
  the house one day. Watch it from the from that you like to show?
• 43:20
  You like it, don't you. I'm just playing the character. This
• 43:22
  is what you're into, right, this is what you like to justice.
• 43:25
  No, I couldn't spell was in the u K. And I don't only
• 43:30
  know that because I actually listened to his music. Well, I used to,
• 43:34
  not as much more. Obviously she'd be happier. Did you watch No
• 43:39
  We didn't watch faster than yours. She's like, oh yeah, we'll never
• 43:50
  watch it ever again. I thought you were that movie's banned like Aquaman and
• 43:58
  the first season the game had just justin. This is that's justin oua.
• 44:02
  Now he's bald. Now this is what she wants. Na, that's that's
• 44:09
  beer. I told you some Twilight looking Native American. Really, that shield,
• 44:17
  that's what she was talking. He's looking for this, but she could
• 44:22
  be mass. She wake up in the morning to see this. He looked
• 44:23
  like progressing a little bit or no, noua fucking j beal Yeah, exactly.
• 44:38
  And what kind of music does he do? Like acoustic? Little alternative
• 44:43
  alternative? This looks real alternative. He got a song. Look at the
• 44:45
  song after tonight. I'm telling you X Men side character exactly. Bro,
• 44:51
  What the hell? Oh yeah, so yeah, watch she was all over
• 44:55
  the place. What no, are you talking abou the movie? Yeah,
• 45:04
  Cone in the bar Frontier. We know damn allowed to say that. She's
• 45:10
  watch and watched Johnson Family Vacation. You know what, That's when it started,
• 45:20
  didn't it. God, we're not watching that. It was the fu
• 45:24
  Native American that was him, Bro, we're editing that we're editing. That's
• 45:30
  what Brandy really wants. She think just knows what like that. Nigga,
• 45:34
  that's not that's what damn that was. That's crazy that even announced. I
• 45:42
  don't even know they do now my booskie here, y'all, why any different
• 45:50
  de bug movies that I'm going through the discography. I'm he's just letting film
• 45:59
  films saying things Sugar Mountain go to hell? What the okay? Shot?
• 46:06
  Yeah, throw them DVDs out like that? No Justice League now, funk
• 46:13
  them all of the whole Justice League, Stargate Atlantis all haylo min You got
• 46:19
  some questions for us, right, yeah, I got some questions. Just
• 46:22
  got a question. What other Jason moment? You don't want to get the
• 46:24
  funk out there? Well, I'll tell you what about TV shows? See
• 46:29
  yeah, see Slumberland? What is that? I don't know what is all
• 46:34
  of this? Now? We won't find out? Well never know. I
• 46:37
  don't know, but I hate it now. Way at the top. That's
• 46:45
  funny. That's crazy. How you give good directions been, I mean,
• 46:49
  he was getting giving directions like a native American will put out some map.
• 46:52
  Question. Stereotypical, stereotypical Native American and he's a racist doing the care that
• 47:00
  you're the sweet Native American people. Hey man, he needed that bag,
• 47:02
  you got it. Yeah, so he's like he said, turn, make
• 47:07
  a turn left on the trail of tears. That was whoever wrote that.
• 47:13
  Whoever wrote that was not saying he didn't write his line, made that up.
• 47:16
  Don't say Jesus Christ, he said he said that, didn't make a
• 47:23
  make a right at chicken pox Lane, right on small pox streak. You'll
• 47:31
  get right to Measles mannage, if you hit yellow fever Road, you've gone
• 47:39
  too far. Damn. It's real sad, real sad with it. Okay.
• 47:49
  I wonder how the people on the res adre doing. I don't know,
• 47:52
  talk to us in a while, that's not how they do it.
• 47:58
  Yeah, well, I wanted to get some of it's been a while since
• 48:04
  we did episode comment fair enough, it's been a while since we did episode
• 48:09
  commentary, so I want to rattle a couple of days off it said.
• 48:14
  I don't remember which episode it was, but Mike talking about the way guy
• 48:16
  wanted to kill himself had me laughing out loud at work. Keep it that
• 48:24
  that wasn't that long ago, right, year. That was a hot minute.
• 48:30
  What a funny thing about that ship. Some people go to that place
• 48:34
  and he's not there, and so the other workers have to do it.
• 48:42
  They just want to cook the food in this it's just some big black You
• 48:45
  gotta do it. You gotta find that we ain't doing that and some skirts
• 48:59
  and hell man man right, that is not bacon, egg and cheese like
• 49:06
  a real person. Yeah, alright, then we gotta find that. Click.
• 49:09
  What's up? Y'all? Finally heard Keenan's blood story on episode one fifty
• 49:14
  four. Jesus Christer. Hearing it, all I could think. All I
• 49:16
  could think was shut the fuck up, Keenan, love the pod, y'all,
• 49:20
  keep doing your all thing. Damn one. That's what we thought when
• 49:22
  he first told us ship. How and every time the same. I remember
• 49:25
  the day he told me. I was like, this is bullshit. Doing
• 49:28
  this that long since eighth grade. Yeah you've been you've been telling the story.
• 49:31
  Yeah, one fifty one, Yeah, fifty four to seventy one,
• 49:37
  you know, oh yeah to seventy two. Damn, he said, about
• 49:44
  time to wrap this up. Facts three hundred last episode. Cut it down,
• 49:51
  baby, we just gonna vanish like the avatar. Yeah, that's heard
• 49:58
  up coming, be like Jamir Kui, just never hear again, disappear like
• 50:01
  Dave Chappelle. He just want Africa. He's with Africa. You could do
• 50:08
  that. He just went to Ohio, close to Africa. Yeah, sure,
• 50:17
  Ohio is white Africa pretty fucking much, I guess. So the final
• 50:23
  Caucasian Frontier with his Asian wife. All right, guts some Patreon questions for
• 50:28
  you all. Nice. Hmmm, he's Asian, she is Asian. She's
• 50:32
  very Asian. Now. Fun fact about anime, the idea of view of
• 50:37
  it being childish comes from Americans themselves. When it was introduced in the US,
• 50:40
  it was around the same time as Looney Tunes and other cartoons being super
• 50:44
  popular, so it all got grouped together and the idea of animation for children.
• 50:50
  The question, does Q think Boondocks is for kids because it's animated?
• 50:57
  That's actually a good question, Q. Are all animated shows for children or
• 51:02
  could there be adultly based content? That's that was that's a good question.
• 51:10
  There's one hundred per adult targeted anime. I that doesn't change my point.
• 51:22
  That or not my point. My opinion of I think anime in general is
• 51:29
  a child form of entertainment. Does that make sense? Okay? Like I
• 51:35
  think there are one hundred per animated movies or shows geared towards adult audience.
• 51:42
  But yes, I think in general animated things are for a child audience in
• 51:49
  general. When you say child, what age are you talking about? Like
• 51:52
  teenagers or like little children? Grade school? I think anything under high school?
• 51:55
  Really, I had to disagree with that, but I mean, that's
• 52:01
  he's coming around anyway. I know, I'm did you get the did you
• 52:08
  even try? No, I'm telling you he's fighting it. We're getting them.
• 52:14
  I'm not fighting death. I under I know that I'm in a minority
• 52:19
  here, and I'm not fighting against that. I just think that personally my
• 52:23
  opinion, I think it's it's a like, shoot, like, you can't
• 52:28
  tell me that superhero stuff is not geared towards kids. Sure you know,
• 52:31
  but yeah, but it is the amount of adult infatuation with that. It's
• 52:36
  crazy in my eyes. I feel like it's more like now, it's more
• 52:40
  I see adults going after more than kids. You go to a Marvel release
• 52:45
  is full of grown ups because the tickets they grew up with it. I
• 52:49
  understand that, but I mean just because adults buy tickets. I mean,
• 52:52
  you can't buy tickets for the kids to go see like you. It's not
• 52:58
  even the kids. Adults aren't even know they're with their kids. They're there
• 53:00
  about themselves. They don't want the kids the exactly they're gonna be talking,
• 53:06
  ask and go to the bathrooms movie fair. But honestly, I don't like
• 53:12
  I know that I'm in the minority whatever. Outside it's a hill that I
• 53:16
  die. And I think the anime is towards kids. Sorry, okay,
• 53:20
  you know what I mean most like most cartoons. You could say, yeah,
• 53:23
  it's most Yeah, I feel like cartoons are for kids. I feel
• 53:27
  like that shouldn't really be an argument. That's me though I know niggas don't
• 53:30
  agree with me. It's like family god PG. I know that there's that's
• 53:37
  fine, hilarious. I just think that you should find that green stuff every
• 53:45
  once in a while and rub on it. That's all you can do.
• 53:47
  Both. But I agree, you watch your watch your anime outside. Yeah,
• 53:52
  listen, I know, I know I'm nod. I get it.
• 53:55
  I just it's not we just got to get you to watch death though.
• 53:59
  That's it. I said, it's an attack on Titan next, not too
• 54:02
  much, too much, just get get like. It's not even action packed,
• 54:09
  it's more story based. It's not anything I'm attack on. That's too
• 54:14
  much for you. Don't want that? Whoa get his juice? I just
• 54:22
  go straight for the click. That's that's no fun. Sorry, next time,
• 54:28
  really just jump start him likeibulated. Oh God, y'all. Y'all ever
• 54:36
  have an older relative give you some advice that makes more sense now than you're
• 54:39
  older. When I was in middle school, I had a track meet and
• 54:43
  I was chilling your head, you know what's about to happen. No,
• 54:47
  I just never got any advice from my older siblings that I realized older relatives
• 54:54
  let me finish. When I was in middle school, I had a track
• 54:57
  meet and I was chilling talking to my friends while waiting for my turn in
• 55:00
  POVL. My southern black grandfather calls me up to the stands, puts his
• 55:05
  hand on my shoulder, and says, remember, remember, the white man
• 55:13
  will do whatever it takes to make sure you fail. Damn. I then
• 55:15
  had to walk and sit in solitude the rest of the meat. As I
• 55:20
  was the only black dude in my events at the time, didn't know what
• 55:24
  the fuck he was talking about. But even at the age of twenty three,
• 55:28
  I thank my grandpa every day, each day for his words. Okay,
• 55:35
  that's actually pretty funny. Okay, Mike doing that'd be a Patriot a
• 55:55
  Patreon series. Mike does extreme sports, the Olympic Sports, the Catalon,
• 56:01
  Mike triple Mike might try surfing. I really want to surf. Shot putting,
• 56:07
  I really want to surf. Might be alright, shot put discus,
• 56:12
  big Man sports. Mike joins a bobsled team, door cycling, all right,
• 56:20
  not too much, not too much, Olympic diving, handball, Mic
• 56:28
  I need a question, Mike, Oh that poor horse. Okay, yeah,
• 56:37
  just relative. I can't think of it. There's so much that it
• 56:43
  is, like like all of it has just come true. A lot of
• 56:47
  that ship is like give me a solid advice. I don't know, I
• 56:53
  guess just being young and wanted to be older, like I can't wait until
• 56:58
  I'm eighteen, and people like I want to be a young man. There,
• 57:01
  you don't just be like in a moment now, don't wish to be
• 57:07
  older, because once you're already gonna be wishy. You was younger, walk
• 57:08
  up thirty paying bills and having a mortgage is not fun. Take it from
• 57:13
  me. It's not fun. It doesn't sound fun. It's not fun listening
• 57:17
  to them talking about it. I want to do that so you can come
• 57:24
  over and not not your mortgage, my own mortgage. Okay, just making
• 57:30
  sure offers up there. I don't want to do somebody offers up there.
• 57:35
  You can clean the gutters anytime, buddy, whenever. I really want to
• 57:38
  do that. Ship here, mm hmm hmm, yeah, yeah, maybe
• 57:52
  not a good one. Listen back to episode two or one where Mike threw
• 57:58
  the water bottle at Keenan, and that was that long ago. Mike had
• 58:00
  every right considering that motherfucker basically called said what not to just read that one?
• 58:10
  What is it something that Keenan called him? Yeah? It was.
• 58:15
  It was the reason why? Excuse me, how I don't I don't remember.
• 58:22
  That's the problem is that when I said that, you just rubbed the
• 58:25
  IRN. No, I don't remember. What is that episode? Do you
• 58:32
  remember that? I think I think you're talking about that eisode where you were
• 58:37
  talking about everybody told you to shut the fuck up because you're talking about rub
• 58:43
  then that. I don't know how I don't know how he took what that
• 58:46
  was from that kind of wild. Yeah, I don't know he's talking about
• 58:51
  never mind, Yeah, we're gonna skip hard and even if that was the
• 58:57
  case and then let empty through it, not him, I understand either way.
• 59:01
  He deserves to be not at all sheltered. Shelted either way, that
• 59:07
  was taken out of context. I'll say this one for Patreon. I don't
• 59:09
  know what No, not that one I'm saying. It's just it's about that
• 59:15
  we was talking about. I know, yeah, okay, yeah, I
• 59:19
  thought, yeah, when you read it's like nigga when you had nothing to
• 59:22
  do with Mike throwing the thing though nothing to If that was the episode said
• 59:29
  episode two of one, maybe I'll go back and listen to it because I'm
• 59:31
  like, I don't go with the parents as like, yeah, I don't
• 59:37
  know they're getting I think he might be getting mixed things mixed up, my
• 59:39
  guy, mixed signals. Yeah, yeah, that's what I think. I
• 59:45
  think. Yes, yeah, Corey out. That was right after the hmm
• 59:55
  think about seventy episodes though seven seventy weeks. The way to throw another cut
• 1:00:02
  was like an accident too. Yeah, he didn't mean to throw it.
• 1:00:06
  Yeah, yeah, Mike meant to throw it at me. I didn't mean
• 1:00:12
  to hit him in the face when I threw it back. Right. Well,
• 1:00:15
  we'll because I just did a quick again, quick calculated All right,
• 1:00:23
  Why do y'all be letting Mike sleep through the episodes? He'd be knocked out
• 1:00:27
  mid episode? Sleep because you don't know how hard it is to wake that
• 1:00:30
  nigga up. Oh no, it's not hard at all. It's just that
• 1:00:34
  he's gonna wake up, look around, and then go right back saying he
• 1:00:37
  ain't upake. Oh no, some way, somehow, Mike is always He's
• 1:00:44
  not He's not gonna be aware. He's aware of the conversation and join in
• 1:00:47
  on the conversation, but then forget about the conversation exactly. So Mike's always
• 1:00:52
  ready, So is pointless. I'll be waking him up. I'll be needing
• 1:00:55
  them. Just tag me in. We found them, thigs. You might
• 1:01:13
  just ruined this for yourself. This person was very disappointed that you were sleep
• 1:01:19
  during the I guess the black woman question. Besides black women question, there
• 1:01:23
  was a plus sized black woman. Yes, and you were sleeping. They
• 1:01:27
  want to ask again, Yes, that's the question. It says as an
• 1:01:30
  audio listen, sorry, as an audio listener of the shop, let me
• 1:01:36
  ask the questions. As an audio listener of the show, I can only
• 1:01:38
  assume Big Mike was asleep for the question asking about plus sized black women because
• 1:01:44
  the list you guys provided, or shall I say lack thereof, was disrespectful.
• 1:01:49
  I thought you guys were some true beaters, at least the two mics,
• 1:01:52
  Amber Riley, Raven Goodwin, Danielle Brooks, Philharmina Ka, Precious Lee
• 1:02:00
  name a few. I know who Ambley is. Do you have any b
• 1:02:02
  b W b b w's that I like? Beautiful? Uh? I mean
• 1:02:08
  they gotta look good to me in order for me to be like, Oh,
• 1:02:10
  I don't know models like that. I can think is the single O
• 1:02:15
  G Tokara? Is that the girl from Glee? Oh? Yeah, she
• 1:02:17
  is very pretty like Tokara to the legend, the originator, the O G
• 1:02:23
  the first big good majors to be a major. Yeah. Her. But
• 1:02:28
  I think they're talking about, like who the one that's actually like the one
• 1:02:30
  that was with Lil Wayne for a little bit, Lady something the T shirt.
• 1:02:34
  They don't have figures, but they're talking about Big John's like, I
• 1:02:38
  mean, I think these are bigger. I think she's big enough, right,
• 1:02:44
  I think we're on the right track, big black ones. I mean
• 1:02:49
  it's a very small community of them in the celebrity I don't know like that
• 1:02:52
  we don't find Monique attractive. You know, it's crazy. You know,
• 1:02:58
  we were just talking about last episode. We were talking about people who passed.
• 1:03:02
  All right, she was talking to but one lady who I thought was
• 1:03:06
  always very very beautiful, big woman that was always beautiful, like very pretty
• 1:03:09
  to me. Do you remember the movie road Trip? Oh? Yeah,
• 1:03:15
  yeah, she did that road trip. Road Trip was it about? I
• 1:03:16
  think you said they don't listen because you mentioned this before. Yeah, Sean
• 1:03:23
  William Scott, Tom Green, they were all in the movie road Trip.
• 1:03:29
  He took a road trip to like remember from like Massachusetts and Texas, Texas.
• 1:03:34
  If they go to Texas and they stopped at like this black fraternity house
• 1:03:38
  and they got cool with the black frat and then the skinny dude got with
• 1:03:42
  this big girl. She was cute. She's very pretty. And Amber Davis.
• 1:03:51
  Yeah, I feel like that's the only movie she was in. But
• 1:03:55
  I think I think she wasn't in a lot of movies because she was in
• 1:04:00
  four movies or four she was in a music video and uh two movies.
• 1:04:08
  She had a blood clot in her lungs. That's crazy, damn Like Chris
• 1:04:11
  Bosh, I do remember her. Yeamn girl crazy was her last feeling.
• 1:04:19
  What about her? What about her? She's funny, hilarious, nasty,
• 1:04:25
  she's not big like that just came one media as we talked about that before
• 1:04:35
  she ended up marrying like the wedding singer stood Stud Yeah, a chick that
• 1:04:41
  was playing in the music for her first for her first wedding to just crazy
• 1:04:47
  intentions wild, her Daughtery looks just like her to just her out shout out
• 1:04:53
  to her. She just wanted to me, m. She didn't shout to
• 1:04:57
  Quinta, Quinta, she wanted st what's the one girl? From the Bear?
• 1:05:02
  That woman is fine. I haven't watched The Bear yet, but I'm
• 1:05:05
  watching now. What's going on? Are you talking about the woman writing from
• 1:05:15
  what? Wait? No? Not a right? Yeah? From the Bear?
• 1:05:19
  Fine? Like she's funny Monique and no hold on the one cool?
• 1:05:25
  But she don't wearing the Oh no, that's not her. There's another girl?
• 1:05:27
  Okay, who are talking about? No? No, no. I
• 1:05:34
  didn't want to be like he was like fine, no, oh no,
• 1:05:40
  no, no. They said it was man, what was her name?
• 1:05:43
  She was like light skinned. I guess that's not her. No, that's
• 1:05:45
  not the girl I was thinking about. She was like skin, she's wearing
• 1:05:47
  a black dress. She want Tommy, I wasn't watching. She was hugging
• 1:05:49
  at other people. I saw any snatching What is her name? I'll let
• 1:05:55
  you find it. Well, yeah, i' gonna fine that go ahead.
• 1:05:58
  He was like, no, I meaning that would describe it as oh,
• 1:06:04
  man, what is her name? But okay, next one. It's kind
• 1:06:08
  of crazy that pause survived cancel culture. I get that. Yeah, Like
• 1:06:11
  there's an argument to be made that pause is probably more popular today than it
• 1:06:15
  was when we were kids. Yeah, we're talking about Paul pause. Pause.
• 1:06:20
  They literally pause on live network programming in the middle of segments breaking down
• 1:06:25
  Cover three. Maurice Jones, you literally paused, like something about the D.
• 1:06:31
  He was like, he was like, you think that they could ride
• 1:06:34
  the D to the championship. He's like National Defense told them about Like,
• 1:06:44
  yeah, set me up. Definitely surpassed it. Who was asking? You
• 1:06:48
  know? Who knew we need to think Cameron and Mace that we don't we
• 1:06:53
  thank them for that, for letting the joke be a joke. They take
• 1:06:56
  it to the maximine. Some people don't call it or keep it as a
• 1:06:59
  joke. They go overboard. But that's with anything. I don't know who
• 1:07:04
  asked this old asked question, but I heard that Vanity or Apollonia. Vanity,
• 1:07:15
  niggas what you're talking about Apollonia. I have no clue what you're talking
• 1:07:21
  about. Beaters don't know that movie. I'm gonna go Apollonia. What you're
• 1:07:27
  talking about? Exactly? What are we talking about? Yeah, I'll give
• 1:07:30
  it if you know what the movie that's from, I give you, I
• 1:07:33
  give you ten hours right now. I do not know. That's one of
• 1:07:36
  the movies ever. Man. It is and albums, definitely one of the
• 1:07:42
  best albums and song great movie classic. You told in that lake that might
• 1:07:48
  that might have to be she went that lake case. Oh he's talking about
• 1:07:58
  Vanity before the crack ah. Oh, I'm gonna take Apolonia. Yeah,
• 1:08:02
  I'll take Apolonia. Vannie was fine in the Last Dragon, Fine in the
• 1:08:08
  last track, Fine in the Last Dragon. Now what other question was that
• 1:08:15
  movie? Asked accident. What mmm is that a trivia question? Vanity or
• 1:08:19
  Apollonia? That question was asked in another black movie. Oh maybe that's why
• 1:08:25
  they asked. Okay, see they got me high. No, the Wood
• 1:08:31
  ding ding ding, look at you. Have you seen the Wood, Keenan,
• 1:08:36
  I believe. So it's on the list. We haven't hit the listen
• 1:08:39
  while we're supposed to watch it. We haven't hit the minute of Society.
• 1:08:43
  But you but you have seen it? You don't know, I believe.
• 1:08:45
  So they talked about that on It's a great one past. I was getting
• 1:08:48
  mad the Wood because they were like the trivia they had like a trivia thing
• 1:08:54
  and it was like where did they go at the end, Like where were
• 1:08:57
  they going before he got shot? And it was like Atlanta. The answer
• 1:09:01
  is Atlanta, but the niggas at Kansas. But actually technically they were going
• 1:09:06
  to Atlanta. Jada Picken Homeboy going to Atlanta and the athlete nigga was going
• 1:09:12
  to Kansas. Yeah mm hmmm, Keenan's like black movie, you've never seen
• 1:09:17
  it? Double wit cheese, niggahm. That's the crazy movie. That's it's
• 1:09:23
  still going on. That's the fucked up part. I believe I've seen the
• 1:09:28
  wood. Sounds familiar, he said, sounds Carolina, North Carolina. That's
• 1:09:36
  how we're doing in North Carolina. All right, next question, just like
• 1:09:42
  that, just like in high school, you get a boner at the wrong
• 1:09:44
  time. Oh yeah, I seen that movie. Yeah, turning up mm
• 1:09:49
  hm. I guess for all the young young dudes will have random boners out
• 1:09:54
  there. Pro tip. No, but I mean you could do that.
• 1:10:00
  Pro tip if you flex your leg muscles, because there's such large muscles in
• 1:10:03
  your body, just continuously flex them. It'll take something the blood. Yeah,
• 1:10:08
  but you also run the risk of beating a fucking cramp. Hey have
• 1:10:12
  you done this before? Yeah, Like, flex your leg muscle, you
• 1:10:15
  know what I'm saying, like to get rid of thee No, I'm just
• 1:10:17
  thinking about fleg your leg muscles. You get a cramp, you know what
• 1:10:19
  I mean? Like you just flex like pulse like flex flex flex, Like
• 1:10:24
  I'm doing that ship right now, and I feel like a cramp if I
• 1:10:26
  keep doing this. Like, yeah, you need to drink some water,
• 1:10:30
  but not even But the point is to alleviate one thing. And yeah,
• 1:10:34
  yeah, you'd rather have leg cramp than because you don't want to bone you
• 1:10:38
  don't want to go to the board. Hey answer the question that board loud
• 1:10:42
  and proud. That's I don't know if you want to do that. That's
• 1:10:45
  something when you found I found who I was talking about, who I was
• 1:10:49
  thinking about. It was actually a picture of Jessica Williams, but it didn't
• 1:10:54
  look like Jessica Williams. Williams, she yeah that on the Daily Show.
• 1:11:01
  Yeah, she's on the Daily Show. But she had her original look was
• 1:11:04
  always like really long, long grades of long locks. I saw a picture
• 1:11:10
  of her and I thought it was the other girl because I saw like tweets
• 1:11:13
  that were like right next to each other. I was like, who the
• 1:11:15
  fuck is I was like, who the hell was that? And it was
• 1:11:16
  like the black dress kind of like the short hair looked. I was like,
• 1:11:20
  is that her? It was actually Jessica? Way familiar was she?
• 1:11:26
  Like? Was she? Did you see? She was in Intergalactic? What
• 1:11:30
  the fun is that she played? I mean it was her character, it
• 1:11:31
  was animated, but it's her. So if her face looks familiar from that,
• 1:11:35
  I thought she was a girl from Deer White People, but she's not,
• 1:11:39
  because damn, it's the it's the female super Bad book Smart that is,
• 1:11:45
  it's funny. Yeah, she's in a couple of different things. Okay,
• 1:11:50
  because you watched Nothing but Fast and Furious Spanning Horizons cute. Damn,
• 1:11:57
  can you watch John Wicken but you didn't watch. I'm your relative. I
• 1:12:01
  know you watch. I know all the movies I watch John Wig. You
• 1:12:04
  like that dumb ship? I made you watch half them I watched. I
• 1:12:11
  didn't see the fourth one yet. Oh no, it's stupid. But it's
• 1:12:14
  crazy action action action, action action, nothing but action. I love that.
• 1:12:17
  But I'm sitting there watching a movie. I'm like, it's dumb,
• 1:12:19
  but I love it. It's that type of ship at the world. Hold
• 1:12:28
  on, you didn't like that? This is this ship that kills me?
• 1:12:31
  About this here? He can't handle that, but he can watch Luda.
• 1:12:36
  Chris in Space watched Diesel. I can't do it. Got to suspend these
• 1:12:45
  belief but Lud but brother fuck Vin Diesel fucking chaining helicopters together with his fucking
• 1:12:51
  arms. If if you go backwards, if you make them used to Mike
• 1:12:59
  used to like you. If you make them in reverse order, I would
• 1:13:02
  not be into the Does that make sense? Yeah? Like I don't like
• 1:13:06
  you are now but you just got to continue to say, yeah, I
• 1:13:10
  was hooked from the first. Apparently the plan is now though, to go
• 1:13:13
  back to the base, back to their roots. No, they're not.
• 1:13:15
  Yeah, that's the plan. That's the planet because like, yeah, you
• 1:13:20
  made it this space and now they do anymore and now they have a better
• 1:13:24
  but better, bigger budget to do a better racing movie. That's the plan.
• 1:13:28
  Nobody wants that though. That's what people have been begging for the past,
• 1:13:31
  like movies, that's what we want, but nobody want to watch that.
• 1:13:34
  People will watch that's watching everybody go and watch that new Grand Arisma movie.
• 1:13:40
  No, yes, okay, but did you think I was gonna say
• 1:13:43
  no if you wasn't in your situation right now, what you see, if
• 1:13:45
  you wasn't Hams strong, people will watch all your Yes, exactly. People
• 1:13:50
  will watch it because it's faster than Furious. No, what I'm saying is
• 1:13:54
  nobody's looking for fast and fears to go back to just being racing. That's
• 1:13:57
  what we want, because's where it came from. But nobody's going to take
• 1:13:59
  Hell, it can't get any further than this. It's time. It's time
• 1:14:01
  to like, people aren't watching it for the storyline or like the events anymore.
• 1:14:08
  They literally just want to know where how can it go like that?
• 1:14:11
  That's the only everybody dies, but nobody dies at the same time. That's
• 1:14:16
  the problem. And the one thing that did die they brought him back.
• 1:14:19
  Well, ah, tech me to No, he hasn't been in a movie
• 1:14:23
  and talking about Paul Walker and the Asian guy because they brought back both in
• 1:14:27
  the nig Walk hasn't been in anything but the ground. But yeah, hell,
• 1:14:35
  if they were to make him a reverse order, I would not be
• 1:14:38
  into them. But it's one of those ones. Well, why didn't you
• 1:14:42
  just get off the ride? You got to see the story goes? Why
• 1:14:45
  everybody? Why nobody stop watching Power? You gotta see what then happens?
• 1:14:48
  Stop? I seen more people watching now stopped stopped. You know if people
• 1:14:53
  watched Raisin Kine and Tommy and you want to see what the story it stop?
• 1:14:58
  I was like, you know what, I stopped want to die because
• 1:15:00
  he was But that's spoiler, right, But like that's the big thing,
• 1:15:03
  Like you want to see what? Yeah, I was sick. They got
• 1:15:05
  ready of him, bro, But that whole season or two before Ghosts died
• 1:15:10
  and when he died. I have no problem abandoning, abandoning, walking,
• 1:15:16
  cutting out. I'm cutting a bad life trade. No, it's a bad
• 1:15:20
  life starts getting bad. I don't think you should just abandon things when times
• 1:15:25
  get tough. I'm not gonna lie. It's hard for me to stop watching
• 1:15:30
  when it gets bad. All right, man, This son of a ba
• 1:15:36
  Mo fucking this fucking prince was a sassy man. I abandoned shows, not
• 1:15:45
  people when they get rough, not people. Assassin the sas sassy, the
• 1:15:56
  sasasity is through the strategy question John john Wick is great. Yeah, I
• 1:16:03
  like that. I like the action. But watching the movie, I was
• 1:16:06
  like, how is he not dead? He just fell down every step,
• 1:16:16
  falling, bro running in the snow, running through the rain, niggas slight
• 1:16:21
  it from roof, sell off, a building, fell up, a building,
• 1:16:25
  fucking knife fights, gun fights, getting his head slammed the glass.
• 1:16:29
  Little Asian man with little knives. Little's see what common is crazy? He's
• 1:16:36
  fighting Common, He's fighting train on the who's speaking Italian for whatever reason?
• 1:16:42
  What is going on? I was like, what is this on the trains?
• 1:16:45
  And yeah, they're fucking sniper silent priskly nobody sees these nobody turning around,
• 1:16:54
  nobody, nobody's doing. He's killing niggas on the on the fucking on
• 1:16:58
  the on the train. Platfor war night looks see this killed on the train,
• 1:17:02
  killed on the train, the knife in It's like New York and just
• 1:17:05
  like, I mind my business, Mind my business? The fuck is this
• 1:17:10
  business? Stupid movie? Somebody else going around one now, got a call,
• 1:17:13
  didn't see a cop the whole time. They would just show up.
• 1:17:15
  You're working again, John, I'm like, what, because he's that nigga,
• 1:17:18
  you're working again? I don't want to he's on the books. And
• 1:17:24
  also his acting. Oh that's what that ship. He's been bad. But
• 1:17:30
  I'm like, this ship is horrible. He's always been bad. But it's
• 1:17:31
  so it's I get why people watch it. And I'm gonna watch the fourth
• 1:17:34
  one. One I get a chance to good. I'm too far. I'm
• 1:17:36
  too far in. I can't turn back now, Yeah you can, you
• 1:17:42
  can turn back because I needed Yeah, no, the way the third one
• 1:17:45
  and I gotta see it through. It's good. First of all, the
• 1:17:47
  way the second one in it, I was like, there's no way he
• 1:17:50
  makes it through the third one. Obviously there's a fourth one already made.
• 1:17:53
  I'm like, how you gotta be fucking assassin in the world on his Ass's
• 1:17:58
  John Wick? Random niggas, John, but just nigga be working at McDonald's,
• 1:18:03
  got a bit walking a poodle, wasn't gonna out of the fry.
• 1:18:11
  He's like, he's like, I got people watching you, John. The
• 1:18:13
  nigga collaps and everybody in the park stops and looks at a mic. Shit,
• 1:18:17
  what if he's just a random ass and they could just walk through park?
• 1:18:19
  Like what the anybody else? Just stop you like, let me stop
• 1:18:26
  to Oh what we doing is a flash mob? He said, We're going
• 1:18:34
  back to the blue Beetle, black beatleng who got the camera? Know me?
• 1:18:46
  Know me? Next question? Next question? Finished this sentence. Kids
• 1:18:53
  these days don't know about blank. True, they don't. Kids these days
• 1:19:00
  don't know about chicken pox. They don't know GMOs waiting for shows, m
• 1:19:09
  yo, yeah, commercial breaks commercial. There's like a dad and the daughter
• 1:19:15
  has like a podcast or I've seen that. Yeah, and he's trying to
• 1:19:17
  explain, like, yeah, when we had to watch the show, we
• 1:19:21
  had to wait, we had to wait a week for the next, next
• 1:19:25
  one, and then when it ended, we had to wait months or a
• 1:19:28
  year for the next season. If it ended on the cliffhanger, She's probably
• 1:19:30
  what And then she was like, you couldn't just like stop it recording coming.
• 1:19:34
  It's like no. And then if we did want to record, we
• 1:19:36
  had to get the VCR and we tape it. You gotta make sure you
• 1:19:40
  don't tape over your parents' anniversary. Did before? Damn I forget what.
• 1:19:46
  I taped over some dumb shit before, not realizing, like that's an ass
• 1:19:55
  who Blair's third birthday? That ship we were there. It was in the
• 1:20:00
  Power Rangers Nigga fun that niggau Blair's first steps. I think we had like
• 1:20:06
  I think I tried to record like this Universal Circus or something like that.
• 1:20:10
  Oh my god, you should have got yours, y'all. This I know
• 1:20:16
  ya niggas don't have a real child, bro y'all went there. But I
• 1:20:19
  was like, you know, that was amazing. That was amazing. I
• 1:20:24
  was like, I need to say that ship was amazing, amazing. It
• 1:20:28
  was. I just watched on YouTube a couple of months ago in the full
• 1:20:31
  No Full, the same show watching when fever. We need to get you
• 1:20:36
  outside to get your breathing a mirror said before I han't even said the nigga
• 1:20:45
  circus was amazing. What did you come on? Bro? Casual cast his
• 1:20:49
  motherfucking pit bulls and then to this, I had to I had to say
• 1:20:56
  this for so good, so good. That was the first time I heard
• 1:21:00
  superstar, I leave the band draws Nigga on the rings. Okay, go
• 1:21:03
  back and go back. Too much about it, Bro, it's a core
• 1:21:11
  memory. I was like, I was like eleven, Okay, I'd say
• 1:21:18
  you wouldn't get it. Yeah, we just wouldn't get Kids these days don't
• 1:21:24
  know about dial up Internet, can't be on the phone at the same time
• 1:21:28
  you're on the computer texting with one hand, texting one hand, having to
• 1:21:33
  text with one finger. Not having picture mail, yeah I used to have.
• 1:21:38
  I did not have picture messages for a long time. Getting out of
• 1:21:40
  the hoes. I remember the first time, like when I remember, like
• 1:21:45
  when text first started becoming popular and I had this girl, like a little
• 1:21:48
  girlfriend at the time. She was like, you should text me, and
• 1:21:50
  I was like, what do you mean, what are you talking? What
• 1:21:54
  are you talking about? Michael is foot food fit on? What do you
• 1:21:58
  mean? Food fit? Like what are you probably my LRG switch? What
• 1:22:03
  what? What's? What are you talking about? Talking about? ERG?
• 1:22:09
  That was years later. That was around that time I didn start no whented
• 1:22:13
  to we start texting fifth grade, sixth grade. He wasn't wearing LG no
• 1:22:15
  fifth sixth Are you gonna tell him what he was wearing sixth seventh grade?
• 1:22:18
  That he was wearing ship before everybody? I was wearing it around sixth grade.
• 1:22:23
  Yeah, that sounds about right. He's wearing grown man ship because remember
• 1:22:27
  because remember his mom went to the chirping back and forth grade. Yes,
• 1:22:31
  y'all probably were. I wasn't. I couldn't do that. I had a
• 1:22:35
  little flip phone tricks. I didn't have that. I wasn't texting for real.
• 1:22:40
  So I had this little white T mobile flip phone and that like a
• 1:22:44
  seventh seventh eighth grade. Yeah, damn, that was y'all just had you
• 1:22:48
  like that week. My sister bought it for me. I had and he
• 1:22:56
  five, Hey, let your boy. It was a two pay phone town
• 1:23:00
  ball Ye yeah what payphones? Yeah, they're all gone. I think you
• 1:23:11
  know, I think you' talking about I think you're talking about like the actual
• 1:23:13
  like uh, Adrian, what are you talking about, Know the phones you
• 1:23:15
  can get at the mall, like like a the mall like a little yeah,
• 1:23:19
  like a burner phone there, get that I'm talking about actual h Yeah,
• 1:23:25
  well pay forgot what you were talking about? Yeah, like niggas just
• 1:23:29
  go to the pensa phone like, yeah, give me this one, don't
• 1:23:30
  call me, call me after nine or if you have verizons with seven seven
• 1:23:36
  yeah seven un change free full circle. I had T mobile back then.
• 1:23:42
  They don't know about singular, Singular, Boost, Virgin. It's a Virgin
• 1:23:47
  mobile. My mom was what singular. She's probably with them like twenty years.
• 1:23:53
  Grandfather then got some good deals. That's crazy. I don't never know,
• 1:23:58
  never know. Everything's better back then. Splitz split screen video games.
• 1:24:02
  Screen Now they call it screens tip sniping now like playing on the same screens
• 1:24:08
  that we're talking abou. Yeah. You know, these kids ain't going to
• 1:24:12
  each other's house to play video games no more. And when they do,
• 1:24:15
  they just bring their own setup. Yeah, bring your whole system. Yeah,
• 1:24:17
  you know what they don't have as much or I haven't seen it,
• 1:24:20
  probably don't need it. Picture and picture Yeah, I was bad that they
• 1:24:27
  took that out. TV is like why for what? They don't really need
• 1:24:30
  it? What do you mean you've never wun to play a game while watching
• 1:24:34
  sometheouse? I mean I had to do stuff like that. At that point
• 1:24:40
  we had phones that could like exactly to watch It really wasn't. Yeah,
• 1:24:44
  but but then you gotta look over here and look there, when you could
• 1:24:45
  just look at your screen. You know what they don't know about fucking speaking
• 1:24:49
  of screens, to big screens with the big old butts a fat back TV.
• 1:24:54
  They don't know. They wouldn't even know what that was. They like,
• 1:24:56
  what the is that so big? A bathroom TV? One hundred pounds?
• 1:25:00
  We had to help my grandmam bringing her TV to our living room.
• 1:25:03
  Bro, I will never forget that ship. Bro barely got that ship through
• 1:25:06
  the front door, heavy as hell when we put the TV dollars mm hmm.
• 1:25:12
  I remember when when I started driving, it was one twenty five.
• 1:25:15
  What I remember when we got two dollars. Niggas was having a fit.
• 1:25:21
  Yeah. I don't believe whatever that nigga has charges and I don't understand how's
• 1:25:26
  running. But anyway, it doesn't make the other story. I say,
• 1:25:29
  story for another time. Trump was just a celebrity. Yeah, at one
• 1:25:33
  time, everybody used to love Trump. Everybody doesn't matter who you were.
• 1:25:38
  He was just rich. He wants a rich dude. On TV, he
• 1:25:42
  was hilarious. You're fired. You don't know what that means. You're fired,
• 1:25:47
  You're fired treating these people like dirt nigga rappers, rapping about them and
• 1:25:53
  in ways that they weren't they are now fire my blunt, like Donald Trump
• 1:26:00
  mm hmm, Like Donald Trump, Nack really had a whole song, nothing
• 1:26:03
  was wrong with it that then he was playing that good times man. Anyway,
• 1:26:13
  they don't know they'd be dissing them too. Mm hmm. I mean
• 1:26:17
  that's kind of a I guess it's related at what age did you get a
• 1:26:20
  phone? And with society today and access and access to information, what age
• 1:26:27
  would you let your kids have a phone down. I got my first phone,
• 1:26:30
  and I think it was fourth fifth grade because that's when I started playing
• 1:26:34
  football. That's the only time my kids going is going to get a phone
• 1:26:39
  is when they're uh doing sports that I'm leaving and they need to contact me.
• 1:26:45
  Yeah, that was it. Like I could my mom, my dad,
• 1:26:47
  my sister. I don't even know she had a phone. Whoever else,
• 1:26:50
  it was like four contacts. But yeah, I was like fourth fifth
• 1:26:55
  grade. M hmm. But when would I let my kids have a phone.
• 1:27:00
  It's it's hard, not it's hard to like not allow your child to
• 1:27:05
  have a phone. Because we went through this with my niece. So she's
• 1:27:09
  thirteen, fourteen, whatever, she started like she was getting to that age
• 1:27:14
  where it's like she's she's going places, she was getting left, like somebody
• 1:27:16
  had to go get her. The only way to do it was to give
• 1:27:18
  her phone. So she's had a and she got an iPhone to start out.
• 1:27:23
  So and she got that like probably like forty years ago. Damn.
• 1:27:27
  Yeah, the phone's probably a little more later off in life. Are you
• 1:27:32
  gonna if and when you become parents a tablet? iPad? D no,
• 1:27:36
  no, no, depends. I'm fine with an iPad. No kid,
• 1:27:41
  To be honest, I'm not. You can have time for iPad? Yeah,
• 1:27:45
  it has to be not all the time I have. Can't we use
• 1:27:48
  as a replacement for like I need to get this kid to shut up?
• 1:27:53
  Yeah, here, shut here's your face. No no, no, no,
• 1:27:56
  because I agree with that because and listen, I'm not a parent.
• 1:28:00
  I don't got kids far be from me to tell you how to raise kids.
• 1:28:03
  But honestly, y'all niggas need to raise you'll kids man because you because
• 1:28:09
  no, I mean, I see it all the time, like kids just
• 1:28:12
  acting a fucking fool and they don't know Like it's like parents don't know how
• 1:28:16
  to discipline or or don't know how to interact with the interact with their child.
• 1:28:23
  They just huh, take your iPad and then just shut up, just
• 1:28:26
  take like it's gotta be. And then they You wonder why these kids grow
• 1:28:32
  up to be fucking robots, weird, fucking disconnected, non social animal people
• 1:28:43
  like like now there's dogs, like it's weird, like these kids, like
• 1:28:48
  a lot of these kids are weird. Well, we're not strange social time,
• 1:28:54
  these kids are fucked up because not only on top of COVID, they
• 1:28:58
  didn't that kind of fucked them up for sure set them back crazy. Now
• 1:29:03
  you can't even interact with your own family because mom and daddy just won't put
• 1:29:09
  a fucking eyepad in your face. But and I will go as far as
• 1:29:11
  saying, god, goddamn, the kids are only child, Oh they real
• 1:29:15
  fucked up. I go as far as saying it's not just kids though,
• 1:29:18
  It's just it's everybody. Like the way we communicate now is so different,
• 1:29:21
  and the way people get their entertainment, it's so different. It's just it's
• 1:29:25
  just kind of like the way it is unfortunately, Like even when you go
• 1:29:29
  out, like everybody, you know, everybody's on the phone, everybody's somewhere
• 1:29:31
  else, Like you're you're here, but on your phone, you're literally going
• 1:29:35
  into a different space. What I'm saying, yes, it's it ain't just
• 1:29:42
  unfortunately, it ain't just kids, it's everybody. I think. I agree,
• 1:29:45
  But I think when you have small children, or I think as a
• 1:29:48
  pair, you need to maybe be more intentional to help with definitely help those
• 1:29:55
  critical years, like once they get around eleven twelve, you know what I
• 1:29:58
  mean, and you need to I talk to people, you know how to
• 1:30:00
  talk to people. But once like, if you did what you're supposed to
• 1:30:04
  do by the time they eleven twelve, let them have the iPad because they
• 1:30:10
  know, I guess they will have been able to know how to be people.
• 1:30:15
  You know, how you get past that hell, speaking of throwing back,
• 1:30:17
  you make them order food on the phone over the phone. Tell you
• 1:30:23
  something. If my sister's don't this. That's something that kids don't. They
• 1:30:26
  don't remembering phone numbers. Remember remember phone numbers on the phone and you having
• 1:30:30
  to talk to people. Yo, that was that gave me the most anxiety
• 1:30:35
  that until probably like four years ago, like who ordered the pizza? Shit
• 1:30:41
  like pizza ordering Chinese? Chinese on the phone, calling to make a doctor's
• 1:30:47
  appointment or like anything anything, Yeah, sorry, I'll call back later.
• 1:30:53
  You know. My mom said, I gotta colom says, you want the
• 1:30:58
  chicken? Jump me? Why do you want? Why do you want to?
• 1:31:05
  I'm sorry by phone address? I don't know. I haddres what was
• 1:31:11
  that new Jersey nerve ragging bro? But once you get past that a couple
• 1:31:17
  of times straight, Yeah, that's who get them on the phone with the
• 1:31:21
  phone people they don't know. Yeah, my niece door dashes. I don't
• 1:31:27
  even understand where the funk she gets money? Good question. I'm like,
• 1:31:30
  how do you have money? Like there'll just be Medson on the on the
• 1:31:31
  step, like, who gave you money that's in a bank account? Jobless?
• 1:31:39
  That's what foolishness makes no sense. A cash aft car, Yeah she
• 1:31:44
  got a cash out card DoorDash Like goddamn thought she was working back grade.
• 1:31:57
  A fourteen year old driving around. They allowed you to do that your bicycles.
• 1:32:00
  She could, wouldn't be surprised. She seemed like she really wants to
• 1:32:03
  get a job. Yeah, I think she is. She's probably gonna be
• 1:32:05
  a little definitely trying to get it to play sports though she's sucking five non
• 1:32:11
  half her work six Flags. Have her work at six Flags like everybody else's
• 1:32:15
  first job. I wouldn't do it like that. Chick fil A, Yeah,
• 1:32:20
  yeah, chick, yeah, Chick fil A. She need to work
• 1:32:23
  on her people skills. She's not nice, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:32:27
  Put her yeah, putting her in every every time her chickl like she stared
• 1:32:32
  through me like I'm furniture. Yeah, she might be a social like the
• 1:32:36
  military school. I needed to be in there. Run that ship like the
• 1:32:41
  Navy exactly. Put her in there. Yeah, six Flags too, lenient
• 1:32:44
  niggas are stealing and ship have the niggas that work that got fired. You
• 1:32:47
  know what I'm saying, Six Flags too. Yeah, it's a good place
• 1:32:54
  with core values. Need like build like these niggas in the shape. Is
• 1:33:02
  that what I want? No, Windy's McDonald's no fun you, no checkers,
• 1:33:08
  no more fun, no more. We're running this ship like the fucking
• 1:33:12
  Marines. Okay, I want Bill to get these niggas correct. That's that's
• 1:33:18
  what you want for. That's not you had We we let you, we
• 1:33:24
  let you nick knocks have fun, and you pissed it on face. Well
• 1:33:27
  you know what, Well no fun, sir, Like Denzel Washington, football
• 1:33:31
  ain't fun now, no more in it, zero fun sir. The past
• 1:33:35
  seven weeks, everybody's just wait and see. Niggas absolutely nothing. Chat on
• 1:33:42
  your line to us. They playing no a dead possle niggas. See ship.
• 1:33:48
  Niggas're just dead. We're just fucking dead. But get these kids right.
• 1:33:55
  We don't worre were done one more? See, I mean we be
• 1:34:00
  good on time. It was late and oh wow, yeah it was that.
• 1:34:05
  I got a doctor point in the morning. Oh dude, you know
• 1:34:08
  I got to call out of work in the morning. I still got I
• 1:34:12
  got my second second post. I probably gotta get it. Let's going,
• 1:34:15
  m r. I see what the inside of my need to like. You
• 1:34:15
  gotta get a mister, mister. I gotta get up and call But I
• 1:34:23
  have to call them and tell them I'm not coming like. Ain't that a
• 1:34:27
  bitch? That's how you make sure people do it? I guess exactly.
• 1:34:32
  Automatic emails. I wish that's nice. I wish it could be emails.
• 1:34:39
  You want to text like you really want to call on work? Nigga?
• 1:34:42
  Yes, I did you sure you're gonna be leaving Barbara by herself? Barbara
• 1:34:47
  sounds like you got to help her. Goodbye, Barbara believing me all the
• 1:34:50
  time? Good you're not lonely? You do. The question was, I
• 1:35:00
  mean, I don't know how we're supposed to answer it, but do women
• 1:35:03
  get posting that clarity? Who asked a bunch of niggas? Do women get
• 1:35:12
  posted that clarity? It had to be this had to be a nigga that
• 1:35:15
  asks this, clearly is a man. No woman would ask a bunch of
• 1:35:19
  if you didn't fuck you twice, then yes. It had to be a
• 1:35:21
  child that asked this. If she didn't fuck you twice, then yes,
• 1:35:26
  I'll say that. I'll agree with that, so the answer would be yes.
• 1:35:30
  That question was why didn't she come back for seconds? Because she sucked
• 1:35:35
  pretty much? It wasn't what she thought it was going to be. You
• 1:35:39
  didn't satisfy her man don't get Hey, hey, you didn't satisfy her.
• 1:35:48
  So the answer is yes, yeah, when it to you, Yes,
• 1:35:55
  definitely, yes, when it comes to you, yeah, your case,
• 1:36:00
  buddy, absolutely for sure. That's it. Yeah, it could be all
• 1:36:11
  right, it could be. We're gonna end on clarity post pod clarity,
• 1:36:16
  post pod clarity? Mm is that the title? Podcast called post pot clarity
• 1:36:25
  after this path? So yeah, today we talked about a lot of you
• 1:36:30
  feel about the episode post game important. Sorry, I'm talking hogs like Jamen.
• 1:36:36
  We have podcast recap. Yeah, you don't have to talk about it.
• 1:36:44
  Please, please, please please, I won't get out of Hey,
• 1:36:54
  may I have a J? Do we do? You know what he did?
• 1:36:59
  Do you know what he did? A J? Brown? You know
• 1:37:01
  what he did? He deleted everything he was related office. He said you
• 1:37:05
  didn't have agent? You didn't have? You said you do have AJ going
• 1:37:08
  into the next I said you didn't. Yeah, we didn't, and I
• 1:37:11
  don't think we ever will. I wanted to a motherfucking thing like you said.
• 1:37:14
  Yeah, we haven't given him the ball the past six weeks. It's
• 1:37:17
  not changed anything. You know what? You know what fucked me up?
• 1:37:20
  We did a slant right, because we never do slants for some reason.
• 1:37:24
  We got two receivers that do it that excel and slants do it very very
• 1:37:29
  well. We did one to Devantae Smiff. He almost took it to the
• 1:37:32
  how scored. He never did it again again. Like that's what I knew,
• 1:37:38
  a quarterback who could throw slants. It's not like nigga just run like
• 1:37:40
  Jaalen throws a good slant. So that's what I knew. I'm like,
• 1:37:44
  Oh, these niggas are like either remedia or they're like they're they're fixed their
• 1:37:49
  point shaving. Brian Johnson's Brian Johnson is just incompetent and if he gets a
• 1:37:54
  head coach job, please get it now, well coach, and now I
• 1:37:59
  would can get ahead. I mean the Panthers. One of the he got
• 1:38:02
  interviews, which is crazy. It's sorry, damn ship, there's another nigga.
• 1:38:11
  Should I fucking interviewed some other niggas before that nigga? He might be
• 1:38:14
  right, it's trying of something. If I don't pick a toky nigga interview,
• 1:38:16
  wouldn't be that incompetent ass joking nigga, that's what you do. You
• 1:38:19
  picked the one nigga that's definitely gonna buy. He's definitely not good enough.
• 1:38:24
  Sorry, we get it a try. Mm hmmm ah. It's like,
• 1:38:33
  damn, we might have to hire this nigga. We look bad and we
• 1:38:36
  say no to him actually saying some ship. Damn. Damn. He's actually
• 1:38:43
  he came here with binders and cooking. Damn, he's got points and ship
• 1:38:45
  this MONTHU really got some good offensive concepts. Nigga wearing a suit the screen,
• 1:38:51
  so he said he doesn't want to run the screen. Damn. To
• 1:38:55
  Julio Jones in twenty twenty four, Hi, his niggas, it's green the
• 1:39:00
  Dallas, So he doesn't want to do all can't break tackles. He wants
• 1:39:06
  to run the screen for Kelsey V. He doesn't want to do all nine
• 1:39:10
  routes on third and one third long. Yo, I'm like, yo,
• 1:39:17
  we convert a third down all game? Probably No. I think at one
• 1:39:21
  point they bro I lost my mind. I was like third and two and
• 1:39:26
  we're empty. Empty. This nigga is a fucking REPTI like, you know
• 1:39:30
  why, because you know what's so stupid about it? They they assume that
• 1:39:33
  if we go empty, it'll spread out of the defense. No, the
• 1:39:36
  bumps are like, fuck that. No, we know, you know we're
• 1:39:40
  gonna draws. You want to draw, We're not gonna let you run a
• 1:39:43
  draw no matter what. Untouched on your off the edge, straight at his
• 1:39:48
  chest. What the fuck was he supposed to do? You got everybody to
• 1:39:50
  fucking the field on the seat, bitch. He's seeing someone's face mask because
• 1:39:57
  the first thing he sees in his mouth, Shack was Shack Barry right on
• 1:40:05
  the other side. That's wha nigga coming from windfield, Levante David, the
• 1:40:12
  other nigga White come on, was the entire fever. Yeah, the whole
• 1:40:17
  defensive name because them niggas was in the backfield all game. M hm oh,
• 1:40:21
  he's regretting. He's just not seeing the field. He can't call blitz.
• 1:40:27
  Scared of the blitz. There's nothing to throw. He's not throwing over
• 1:40:30
  the middle, nigga, there is no middle. Oh that one route when
• 1:40:34
  there where he had the two niggas right next to each other on the right.
• 1:40:39
  No, it's like everyone went straight and then got her broke off late
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  across the middle. But other than that, there was no one in the
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  middle of the late as hell though throw he already threw the he already dow
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  and he didn't even break yet. I was I didn't even bring yet.
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  These guys are because he's getting blitched. And then that nigga had bit.
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  You had to be yond that. Jay, Like Nigga, you dropped like
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  three balls yesterday, You fucking whore. What's that's what the giants look like?
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  is a little different. You don't have talent there. Things look real bad.
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  It's a skill issue in New York protection. Yeah, what they were
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  sending too many people that we protect. Your problem is four old linemen,
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  five on linemen and four defensive them. Niggas cut through, y'all like Swiss
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  It's a skill issue. Just they're losing five verse four everything. That's
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  the problem. That's the problem. We're losing five verse eight. We were
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  but there was two niggas unblocked who were never even engaged, and the
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  coaching staff watched it. When you got the defense in the backfield every every
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  play, I'm just saying you would think you would adjust if they keep running
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  in Gage eight. All right, let's let's let's let's let let's sign this
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  out. Let's niggas fucking Troy Aikman fucking all these and Joe Buck watching this
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  ship and discuss like, what the is this? Troy Aikman hates the Cowboys,
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  even Eagles. I mean, he's like, what the nigga? Jake
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  Gruden came back from the dead. Tweets like to talk cash money ships,
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  but I never let the quarterback unprotected like this, and Archie three broke his
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  legs came back, was like, nigga, yes you did. Have you
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  seen my knees? Joe? At one point, Joy Aikman was like,
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  this was like a team that doesn't even belong in the playoffs. I said,
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  you're absolutely right. I don't know what we're doing here anymore. And
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  neither Day. Oh my god, I can't even imagine that lois discussing.
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  I see tweets like all these football people are saying the same thing. But
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  mother fucking dickhead, Joe football is like, it's really on jail. He's
• 1:42:56
  one of the biggest problems on the Shut the fuck out and and and touch
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