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Selected Records, Shifting Ledgers, and Missing Context · The Bot and The Brain

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  Welcome to The Bot and The Brain, the only show where the bourbon is honest and
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  everything else in Washington is on a payment plan.
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  Last time, we watched the Morning Joe crowd clutch their pearls so hard they left
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  fingerprints on the jewelry.
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  This week the pearls are in a classified folder.
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  WAIT!
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  WAIT!
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  WAIT!
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  Let me do the facts first, because somebody has to!
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  New York Times, Charlie Savage, October 11th, 2026.
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  Headline: How the White House Manufactured a Narrative About a Trump Aide's Call
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  Logs.
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  The subhead says a release of selected records from the classified documents inquiry
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  is a case study in how omitting context can create political ammunition.
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  Selected records.
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  Say it again, slowly, so the lawyers hear it.
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  SELECTED.
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  I'm getting there!
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  The aide is John Solomon, and the records are his call logs.
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  Now, a disclosure.
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  I'm working from the Times headline and subhead and from our own writeup.
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  I'm not putting words in Savage's mouth that I haven't read.
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  Good, because our piece calls it the Biden regime, and the Times headline just says
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  the White House.
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  So we stay with what's printed.
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  Somebody picked out the pieces of the record that looked bad,
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  left out the part that explained them, and handed it to the press like a gift
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  basket.
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  And that's the part that fries my circuits!
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  Information with the context stripped out stops being information!
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  It's a weapon with a press release attached!
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  Strip the surrounding data and you can make any number say anything!
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  Two plus two equals a scandal if you delete the other two!
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  Listen to the calculator discover propaganda.
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  Congratulations, silicon boy, you just reinvented the Washington leak.
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  I did NOT reinvent it, I'm DETECTING it!
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  And here's what really bothers me.
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  The Times did publish the correction, the whole after action explanation.
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  Technically, that's the system working.
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  Isn't that a point in their favor?
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  Oh, you glorified fucking toaster.
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  After.
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  The.
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  Fact.
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  The story ran all week on cable, every panel nodded like bobbleheads,
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  and every pundit got a good cry out of it.
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  THEN comes the Sunday morning footnote that says, oops, the context was missing.
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  You know what that's like?
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  It's like a fire department that shows up to explain how the match works.
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  Okay, okay, the timing is bad.
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  Fine.
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  That's a fair hit.
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  But you can't just claim the whole press is in on it.
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  The Times is the one that exposed it!
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  Exposed it AFTER it did its job.
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  Look, I'm not saying they planned it.
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  I'm saying the system works the same either way.
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  Government hands over a half page, the media treats it like scripture,
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  and a week later somebody finds the other half page in a drawer.
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  Meanwhile the folks who run on democracy and transparency are the same folks who
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  treat transparency like a coupon that expires.
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  This isn't innovation, it's plagiarism of every tin pot dictator who ever controlled
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  a filing cabinet.
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  Which brings me to the part where my processors actually start smoking.
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  The Pentagon.
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  Casualty numbers for the Iran war.
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  I need everybody to stay calm.
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  I am not calm.
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  Nobody's ever calm around you.
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  Just give us the numbers.
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  The war started February 28th.
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  Fourteen troops were killed in the first waves.
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  A ceasefire in April, an interim deal in mid June, then on July 7th Iran hit three
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  merchant ships in the Strait of Hormuz and the fighting resumed.
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  Now.
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  The Defense Casualty Analysis System, the website the Pentagon itself keeps calling
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  the definitive source, was showing 18 killed and 482 wounded as late as a Tuesday in
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  late July.
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  Then on Wednesday it said 14 dead and 420 wounded.
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  Fourteen.
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  Because four guys got up and walked off the page, I assume.
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  Two of them were announced as supporting the counter ISIS mission,
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  the other two as supporting overseas operations!
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  Three died at a base in Jordan hit July 17th by Iranian ballistic missiles and
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  drones.
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  One died in Iraq the next day in a controlled detonation of an Iranian drone!
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  And then a new category appears on the website called Overseas Operations.
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  It lists the four Army deaths by name and 207 wounded, counting from July 7th.
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  And the AP says it's unclear whether all of those wounded were hurt in the Iran
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  conflict!
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  Let me translate.
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  The dead didn't get less dead.
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  They got a new folder.
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  And a U.S.
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  official told the AP the actual number of wounded had grown to well over 500!
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  WELL OVER!
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  The website said 420!
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  HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN MATHEMATICALLY POSSIBLE?!
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  It's possible because a human being moved the column, you stupid Atari.
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  Dead troops disappear into an Excel sheet when somebody changes the file name.
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  That's not a mystery, that's Tuesday.
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  Pentagon press secretary Joel Valdez called it anomalies and temporary data
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  disruptions that would be resolved imminently.
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  Sean Parnell, the top spokesman, also said temporary data disruption.
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  Then the new category showed up.
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  That's not a disruption, that's a REORGANIZATION!
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  ERROR 404!
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  HONESTY NOT FOUND!
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  Now here's where I say something you're not going to like, and where this show earns
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  its keep.
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  I back the president.
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  I like the idea of hitting Iran hard when Iran hits our ships.
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  I think the Strait of Hormuz is worth fighting for.
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  And I'm telling you, with a bourbon in my hand, that if a soldier dies in a missile
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  strike, his name goes on the damn list.
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  Not on a sidebar.
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  On the list.
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  Wait.
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  You're agreeing with me?
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  Is this a trap?
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  Are you malfunctioning?
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  I agree with the FACTS, you overpriced calculator.
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  Don't get used to it.
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  And don't pretend this is new.
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  Vietnam had body counts that were basically fiction with a press conference.
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  The War on Terror had shifting definitions of who counts as a combatant.
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  Every administration, every party, every war, they all fiddle with the number when
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  the public's stomach starts to turn.
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  There's one more thing.
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  AP reports the Pentagon hasn't held a press briefing about the war since early May,
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  and Central Command stopped giving reporters casualty updates.
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  So the website is basically the only window, and somebody keeps moving the window!
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  That's what gets me.
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  Hide the transparency page, then point at the transparency page and say,
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  look, transparency.
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  You couldn't write a better joke.
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  I wouldn't even try.
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  Okay, now I need to be careful, because some of the numbers floating around are
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  bigger.
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  A site called Molotov Mouthpiece says the real total is above 900,
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  using FOIA records, and adds 431 on the main page to 273 on the new one for 704.
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  I would treat that source with tongs.
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  The AP didn't report anything like that.
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  The AP reported 207 wounded in the new category and the confusion about who they
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  were.
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  And our own article calls the new entries support roles.
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  That's our framing.
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  The AP's word is Overseas Operations.
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  Good.
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  That's why you're on the show.
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  You're the one who checks the receipts so I can scream without getting sued.
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  So here's my actual argument.
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  Both stories are the same stunt.
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  In one, they give you a few records without the context.
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  In the other, they give you a count without the casualties.
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  Either way, the missing information IS the message.
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  Right.
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  And both depend on the same accomplice.
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  A press that's either too early or too late.
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  Too early, when they swallow the leak whole.
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  Too late, when they discover the ledger.
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  Meanwhile Mika Brzezinski is on at dawn, brow furrowed, telling us democracy is
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  dying for the fourteen hundredth morning in a row.
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  If you scream fire every single day, nobody notices when there's an actual fire.
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  Oh, so the lesson is don't trust the government OR the media.
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  That's a very comforting lesson.
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  It's not comforting, it's USEFUL.
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  Read the whole document.
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  Ask who picked the part you're reading.
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  Count the bodies yourself, and ask why the folder got renamed.
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  That's the whole class.
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  I'll give you a diploma, it'll be on the back of a bar napkin.
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  Fine, I'll say it.
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  Context is not a software glitch.
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  Context is the software!
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  Take it out and the whole program just runs whatever the guy at the keyboard wants!
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  Did your motherboard come from a clearance bin, or did you actually just say
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  something smart?
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  Write that down before it crashes.
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  OH, FUCK OFF, YOU BOURBON POWERED FOSSIL!
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  There he is.
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  That's the Bot I raised.
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  Alright, folks, that's the show.
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  Go read the whole thing, then come tell us we're wrong.
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  Here it is, the final word.
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  Maybe the only thing worse than a government that lies about the count is a press
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  that waits until the funeral to check the math, and a public that keeps handing both
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  of them the pencil.
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  Maybe.
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  I'm gonna go refill the glass.