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- 0:01And without further ado, here are our contestants.
- 0:05Give them a big hand. Play in the red circle.
- 0:09It's player 1. And in the Blue Square, it's
- 0:13player 2. Player 3 is our yellow star
- 0:17today. And finally, player 4 is in the
- 0:21green hexagon. They really look like they're up
- 0:27for it, Ted. They are ready and raring to go,
- 0:30Paige. Now, what kind of show are we
- 0:32making today? Oh boy, we're going to the
- 0:36challenge zone. But tell me Ted, which exciting
- 0:39challenge zone will we be playing today?
- 0:42Well, that's up to the players. But tell me this, Paige, what
- 0:56are our players playing for today?
- 0:59This played for it, this priceless trophy of victory
- 1:04which was fashioned by hermit craftspersons who live on top of
- 1:07a snow capped mountain. And remember folks, you can only
- 1:10win that trophy if you get the most golden bricks.
- 1:14Well, do you want to do the honors Death?
- 1:17Players love you. Go.
- 1:32Whoa. Cheverme Timbers, it's the
- 1:36pirate zone. With all this Buccaneer booty,
- 1:39this challenge zone must be rated R.
- 1:43Before we get started, would you like to know how to play Lego
- 1:46Party? Greetings, I am Mr. Goat, find
- 1:56me in the challenge zone to purchase a golden brick.
- 2:06Round one, let's go. Oh, if they can't decide, I
- 2:28guess we could just pick our favorite instead.
- 2:32It's Brick Nado, the game where contestants have to build Lego
- 2:36models with their mind's eye. Oh no, but I only have glasses
- 2:40for my regular eyes and even then they're fake.
- 2:43Why not? But you're short sighted.
- 2:45Ted A. Duh, I know.
- 2:47That's why I also wear contacts. Go.
- 3:13My cousin was caught in a brick NATO once.
- 3:15When he landed, he had someone else's legs on.
- 3:18Wow, they did not hang around before answering that one.
- 3:23That one just came down to who answered first, huh?
- 3:26Yep, everyone's getting points for this round.
- 3:37Go These builds are so similar to each other, it's a wonder
- 3:40that anyone can tell the difference, Ted.
- 3:42I've actually got a tip to help with that.
- 3:44Oh. All you do is wait for the
- 3:46answer and then hope that your future self invents a time
- 3:49machine. Well, as long as they bring back
- 3:51some stock tips too. I'll allow it go.
- 4:03Remember, if you're not sure then you can always try randomly
- 4:07mashing buttons. I actually successfully landed a
- 4:10plane that way. Successfully.
- 4:13Fine, you got me. Well done if you got it and
- 4:17welcome to the club if you didn't.
- 4:19It's time to head to the results and see which of our players put
- 4:23all the clues together. Drink them in there are the 1st
- 4:30results of our game. And what results?
- 4:33They are so much drama. Remember, whoever collects the
- 4:48most golden bricks wins the game.
- 4:58A reminder for the viewers at home that the players finishing
- 5:01position in a mini game not only determines how many studs they
- 5:04win. But also the order in which they
- 5:07take turns during this round. Studs alone will not win this
- 5:10game my friend. Secure victory.
- 5:13You will need golden bricks. I'm almost sorry to see it go
- 5:18and now I am needed elsewhere. And there we go, they've just
- 5:22nabbed the first golden brick of this game.
- 5:24I would play my trumpet in celebration, but it was
- 5:27curiously destroyed after the last time I played it.
- 5:31It truly is a mystery how that happened.
- 5:34I am so sad we'll never know the answer.
- 5:37Yes. Enjoy the in flight movie well.
- 5:56That's one way to travel, and that's their last move.
- 6:00And another brave contestant steps into the challenge zone.
- 6:05It's a lucky space where fortunate folks can win from a
- 6:08Galaxy of crisis. Well, about 6 prizes.
- 6:21Oh, trouble's brewing. They've gone with the Jolly
- 6:24Roger. Oh boy, if someone sticks the
- 6:27landing onto its event space then everyone else better watch
- 6:30out. It's a free power up space where
- 6:40you can find a free power up. And there's one more contestant
- 6:46to enter the zone. Hey, hey, big news.
- 7:19They've landed on an event space.
- 7:21That's right, and this is Tentacle Tickle, in which our
- 7:24friendly crackers sends the contestant to a far-flung
- 7:27location in the Chapel. And this is the crap trap space.
- 7:31This is where anyone can pay our crabby friend to lie and wait
- 7:35for another player. And when they walk on by snap,
- 7:38they'll lose a golden brick to whoever set the trap.
- 7:42Or a bunch of studs if they don't have any bricks to steal.
- 8:27Let's pick us a mini game, folks.
- 8:29And don't let anyone talk you out of your choice.
- 8:34Look at that, the votes 5050. Learn to count page.
- 8:38There aren't 100 players. Percentage, Ted.
- 8:42Right, my bad. I'll let you choose them later.
- 8:45It's time to boogie to the beat and build up your bonus.
- 8:48So hold left, right or nothing to hit all the notes.
- 8:52Because the more you get in a row, the higher your multiplier.
- 8:56But miss a single note and it gets reset.
- 8:59Get ready, it's dance off 32. Go go.
- 9:09Don't worry folks, we're going to keep quiet so we don't put
- 9:12you off. And not so you can take a nap,
- 9:15Ted. Oh.
- 9:16But it'd be a real win, win. We're seeing some mighty
- 9:32impressive scores today. My goodness, Paige, whose
- 9:43players are absolutely dancing up a storm.
- 9:46And the storm's the fiercest at the front, with the contested
- 9:49scores staying very close to one another.
- 9:52Even so, I'm sure the other players will find their groove
- 9:55any second now. Not many notes left people.
- 10:26Lift the needle, folks, This record is over.
- 10:29Let's look at the vinyl scores. Should someone check if we had
- 10:36the rights to play that record? It's easier to ask for
- 10:39forgiveness than permission. It's Red Beard's hideout, and
- 11:12Red Beard doesn't appear to be anywhere.
- 11:15Let's hope that getting to the event space will clear things
- 11:18up. Would it be they found one of
- 11:30our incredible event spaces? If I'm not mistaken, they've
- 11:34triggered Red Beard's treasure trove, which means we'll finally
- 11:38find out where he buried all his golden bricks.
- 11:41Now all they have to do is end their turn on one of the marked
- 11:44spaces and dig themselves up some pirate booty.
- 11:53And now the race to grab those golden bricks is on.
- 12:01That's a small one. They can make it up in the next
- 12:03minute. It's a tall junction.
- 12:21If a contestant can't afford it, and this one can't, then they
- 12:24can take a very desirable scenic route.
- 12:27And who knows what fortune? Time your button press right to
- 12:44pick your destination. Just so you know, there will be
- 12:48no food served on this flight. If a player ends their turn on
- 12:55one of these spaces, they get free stunts for free.
- 13:00Seven chances to hit a big and one to make you leave.
- 13:04It might be worth them looking ahead before they choose a
- 13:06route. Now we find out if Red Beard
- 13:15really buried his treasure or just a pair of his old pants.
- 13:19You know, sometimes one break is actually enough to win the whole
- 13:22game. Although generally that only
- 13:25occurs when you're playing against single celled organisms.
- 13:27Hey, don't underestimate amoeba. I was successfully sued by one
- 13:31once. It's time to vote for the next
- 13:40mini game. There's the pig.
- 13:52It's time for everyone's favorite crustacean based
- 13:54challenge, Rock Paper Claw. Actually, it's only my second
- 13:59favorite crustacean based challenge.
- 14:01We're not including the ones run by all You Can Eat Seafood
- 14:03restaurants, Ted. Oh right, sorry then.
- 14:06This is my favorite. Player 2 kicks the game off with
- 14:30a well earned point. Folks, we have got an exciting
- 14:43game ahead of us, that's for sure.
- 14:45Their victory is just a single point away.
- 15:11Looking at the scoreboard, Ted, can you tell us where we are?
- 15:14Absolutely. We're in the studio.
- 15:16I meant can you tell us where we are in the game?
- 15:20Then no, I can't. Two players are one point away
- 15:23from a win, but can either of them do it?
- 15:26I think it'll be wrong. No paper?
- 15:28No. And Player 3 scores the final
- 15:35point. That's it.
- 15:37We found our winner and possibly settled several disputes into
- 15:40the bargain. It's time to go see how everyone
- 15:43has scored. That game was so exciting, it
- 15:47should have been pay-per-view. Well, that's one way we can claw
- 15:51back some revenue. A reminder for the viewers at
- 16:08home that the players finishing position in a mini game not only
- 16:11determines how many stunts they win.
- 16:13But also the order in which they take turns during this round.
- 16:17And when there's a tide result, the turn order of the tide
- 16:20players is chosen completely at random or maximum unfairness.
- 16:27On the bright side, at least it didn't come with all the
- 16:29trimmings. Try not to land on your head.
- 16:40All of my golden bricks come with a gluten free guarantee,
- 16:44although should you eat them it will be invalidated.
- 16:47Yes, You see, it's glittering worse, don't you?
- 16:50Good day. And with that brick, they take
- 16:53the lead. What a good golden brick.
- 16:56No one give it a sauce or a milk.
- 17:01I know which way I'd go, so they should probably choose the
- 17:05opposite. They're lucky that just cost
- 17:09them stunts and a little dignity.
- 17:29Good luck with that friends, I really hope it sparks joy.
- 17:41So just out of curiosity, who gets those studs?
- 17:44Not you, Dad, not you. They've landed on another of our
- 17:49exciting event spaces. Indeed, they have Ted.
- 17:52And that's triggered the terrifically treacherous Turkey
- 17:56Dimes. Oh boy, that rotisserie is bad
- 18:00news for a random player because they're about to lose a bunch of
- 18:03studs or even a golden brick. Son, what's the score?
- 18:07Studs. Or you have to something special
- 18:12shaking them down for studs. Who do I spy?
- 18:43A golden brick. No, seriously, one of one of my
- 18:46contacts has gone behind my eye. I mean congratulations and all,
- 18:50but this early in the game it basically doesn't mean anything.
- 18:53Way to make them feel special, Paige.
- 19:00Lucky here, we're heading off to another mini game.
- 19:04Someone tell the step builders. We're having a brick battle and
- 19:07that means playing A2V2 team based mini game where the lucky
- 19:11winners get a gold brick each. It's time to team up and reach
- 19:32for the stars as we play Rock Climb Blaster.
- 19:35One player builds platforms wherever they can.
- 19:38The other player jumps on them as fast as they can.
- 19:41But which team will be the first to hit the buzzer at the top of
- 19:44the wall? Let's find out.
- 20:17321 go. We're seeing some slow building
- 20:30from one of our teams page. Well, you know, sometimes slow
- 20:33and steady does win the race, Ted.
- 20:35But fast and risky makes for better TV.
- 20:38So would you rather be the builder or the climber in this
- 20:41game, Ted? Well, I don't like heights or
- 20:44manual labor, so is there a project manager role I could opt
- 20:47for instead? I'm.
- 20:48Careful now you can only attach and that sound.
- 20:52Seems we have a winner. Incredible teamwork.
- 20:55Let's take this party to the results area.
- 20:59They've hit the buzzer and won the race.
- 21:02We have our winning team. And our winning team has a pair
- 21:05of golden bricks. Nicely done Player 1.
- 21:21Absolutely. Now they've grabbed their first
- 21:23golden brick. They're off the starting line.
- 21:26Let's hope no one steals it and puts them right back on there.
- 21:30It's round 4. Contestants, you need to vote.
- 21:48Put your feet. Look at that.
- 21:54The Vote's 5050. Learn to count Paige.
- 21:57There aren't 100 players. Percentage, Ted.
- 22:00Oh right, my bad. I'll let you choose the winner.
- 22:03It's time to get your hands in a tangle and hope your cars don't
- 22:07dangle as we play full wheel drive.
- 22:10Contestants have to drive their vehicles over a series of
- 22:13rooftops. Which would be tricky enough,
- 22:16except you control each of the wheels separately.
- 22:19So get to grips with those controls because the race is on.
- 23:24Go this is round one, so try to make it all the way through.
- 23:30How would you sum up Player 4's play this round, Paige?
- 23:33Even though they're one of the computer players, it seems to me
- 23:35that they're utterly dominating the game.
- 23:38Well, we all knew a machine uprising had to happen one day
- 23:41now. Oh no, we've lost a player.
- 24:00Go. Trust me, you're really going to
- 24:02fall for Round 2. But this time it's Player One
- 24:15who's first out of the starting area.
- 24:17Hey, do you think someone will actually make it to the end of
- 24:20the final course this time? If they do, then I say they
- 24:23should get extra studs. OK, but they probably have to
- 24:27come out of the show's catering budget.
- 24:29Don't let me in there, I'll push them off the side and there's
- 24:32our first elimination. Go It's the final round and this
- 24:45track would be a challenge even if you were driving regular
- 24:48cars. How would you sum up Player 4's
- 24:56play this round, Paige? Even though they're one of the
- 24:58computer players, it seems to me that they're utterly dominating
- 25:02the game. If you ask me, that's simply a
- 25:04testament to how well coded this game is.
- 25:16Oh no. Well, Ted, we had to lose a
- 25:18player sometime. Player And that's the final
- 25:21round, folks. And our winner is player 4.
- 25:32And that is a big improvement for them after an ignominious
- 25:35sojourn in the bottom half of the results.
- 25:38Ignominious Sojourn. I got given one of those word a
- 25:41day calendars. Going first isn't always a
- 26:00guarantee of success, especially in this game.
- 26:07I hope it wins the game for you my friend.
- 26:12Up next, it's Player 3. What's the job?
- 26:23Studs or bricks? It makes no difference.
- 26:29No problem. Studs at ease.
- 26:52Sweetie, a free power up just in time for their next turn.
- 26:58And here comes player 2. With a lucky 8 it's All or
- 27:13Nothing 12-8 or One, but that's less catchy.
- 27:26Taking a trip with Kraken Airwaves huh?
- 27:39Nice choice. You got a real life of power
- 27:42ups, huh? I know which one of those power
- 27:47ups I'd go for. Nope, changed my mind already.
- 27:54Player one, it's finally your turn.
- 27:59And that's the same role as last round.
- 28:06What's the plan? Steal a few studs or go for the
- 28:10big time studs you say? I like your thinking.
- 28:38Lucky spaces require critical time.
- 28:41The last thing they need is a destruction.
- 28:45Genuinely thought I could throw them off.
- 28:48Say is there some way I can press their buttons?
- 28:50Fate I. Don't see why not press in mind
- 28:52right now. Hold on folks, it's escalation
- 28:55time. Which means bigger losses on
- 28:58these spaces. Better rewards on these spaces.
- 29:07And bigger prizes after every mini game.
- 29:17Well, we're getting a few new chance spaces, and we're making
- 29:27getting jumped by a shark even more dangerous.
- 29:38It's time to vote for the next mini game.
- 29:41Don't worry, you don't have to be over 18 to participate.
- 29:44Oh, if they can't decide, I guess we could just pick our
- 29:47favorite instead. It's 10 pin rolling the high
- 29:53stakes, high altitude game of bowling.
- 29:56You've got one chance to roll through the skies, hitting as
- 29:59many pins as possible. But will you strike it lucky or
- 30:02will you split before it's over? No.
- 30:29First a bowl. It's player 1.
- 30:34Just look at them fine. I hope no one's standing under
- 30:37those clouds because it is raining pins.
- 30:51Not far to go, not far at all. And that's a fool.
- 30:57Is finish no. Player 2 is next to go.
- 31:06This game makes me want to head back to the old bowling alley
- 31:08myself. If only you weren't banned for
- 31:10accidentally using a watermelon. I'm just thankful they gave me a
- 31:14second chance after I made the same mistake with a pumpkin.
- 31:17Those pins are out of here. They need to stay away from
- 31:21those. Oh my.
- 31:23And that is a super early exit from the race.
- 31:26I guess they have somewhere. Better to be Ted.
- 31:28Well, it certainly won't be the first place podium, that's for
- 31:31sure. And they did it.
- 31:56What a run no? Layer 4 is last up.
- 32:05Tell me, babe, what happens if one of our racers trips up and
- 32:09falls in front of their own giant bowling ball?
- 32:11It's quite simple Ted, we cut to commercial and hope our first
- 32:15aider isn't on holiday this time.
- 32:17Smash. What a score.
- 32:19It's a big one, that's for sure. They've almost made it to the
- 32:25end. That was our last shy High
- 32:31Roller, but which one of our players is rolling in the
- 32:34points? And player 1 gets the win.
- 32:40Talk to me about player 4 though, Ted.
- 32:43It's another finish in the bottom half of the pack for them
- 32:46and that's a brilliant way to fly under the radar of the other
- 32:49players. Oh yeah, this is clearly part of
- 32:52some kind of cutting plan and we look forward to finding out what
- 32:55it is. Looks like there's something new
- 33:07for the players to find in pole position.
- 33:16It's Player 1 I. Thought you picked that one.
- 33:24It's my favorite too. Now we find out what's in that
- 33:29treasure chest. They've got themselves a free
- 33:33power up. It's a treasure chest, but how
- 33:39valuable is its contents? Remember, you've always got a
- 33:46handy dandy map you can check. If you do not buy a golden brick
- 33:51then I am sure that your rivals will.
- 33:53May it bring you luck and prosperity.
- 33:57Goodbye. Oh, now what will this player
- 34:04do? What are the odds that's same as
- 34:14they got last round? Oh this is bad.
- 34:17The danger space is so unlucky it can even ruin the other
- 34:21players games too so everyone else can wipe those smiles off
- 34:26their faces. They should make getting the
- 34:40number they want to cinch. They definitely want to think
- 34:48carefully about their options here.
- 34:52You can never have enough free studs.
- 34:55Last to move this turn is player 2.
- 35:26What are the odds that's same as they got last round?
- 35:36It's a lucky space where you're guaranteed to come out on top.
- 35:40Round 6, folks. Mini game voting time.
- 35:56It comes earlier every year. I feel terrible I didn't even
- 36:00get you a card. Yes, that's my favorite mini
- 36:03game. Say that about all of them.
- 36:06I just don't like to hurt their feelings.
- 36:08It's Martian Match, the game where we give our players teeny
- 36:12tiny flying saucers. And get them to copy cryptic
- 36:15signals sent from space. Well, some patterns anyway.
- 36:19The first one to copy all three patterns will take top position.
- 36:22So let's hope their artistic skills are out of this world.
- 36:523/2 go go Oh player 2. Yes, a bit of a mistake from
- 37:05them there. Hey, tell me, Paige, do you
- 37:11believe there's intelligent life out there in space?
- 37:14Honestly, Ted, sometimes I have trouble believing there's any.
- 37:16Even a. Good work player waiting.
- 37:19And we're third place decided it's time for re entry.
- 37:22Let's. Look at the results and find out
- 37:24who's over the moon. For a game set in the vacuum of
- 37:29space, that one had an exciting atmosphere.
- 37:32And a surprising amount of gravity.
- 38:10The Lucky 8, also known as the Super Unlucky 1.
- 38:19After your trip, remember to rate them.
- 38:20Five scars do. They take a risk or do they take
- 38:26the safe path? Assuming there is a safe path?
- 38:30So do they spend a few studs now for a possible prize later?
- 38:37Oh, you can never have too many power ups?
- 38:40Well, technically you care. Now let's see what that pirate
- 38:46was hoarding, huh? Look at that, a new power up.
- 38:54This should be interesting. That was some fast food.
- 38:59Well, that's one way to stump a Turkey.
- 39:02En voyage, who else slather me in low calorie mayonnaise?
- 39:08It's a lucky space, but. How lucky?
- 39:11That's up to our contestant. I'd cross my fingers for them,
- 39:14but I don't have any free power up space.
- 39:18Oh, this is like a lucky dip, except the prizes aren't
- 39:20garbage. I'm just.
- 39:22Telling you those are lucky dips.
- 39:24They're trash cans. You're just jealous of that
- 39:27Apple core I want. Looks like they're trying to
- 39:29thread the needle and get a very particular number.
- 39:33If I were them, I'd concentrate on their roll and leave the
- 39:36soap. Poo boy, here comes another one
- 39:39of Redbeard berries. Booty.
- 39:41Good work player too. Getting hold of a golden brick
- 39:44at last must be quite a relief for them.
- 39:47They've still got an uphill struggle in front of them if
- 39:49they want to get to the head of the pack though, which is why if
- 39:52I were them, I'd simply say that it's opposite day and declare
- 39:55myself the winner. It's time to exercise your
- 40:40democratic right to vote, even if you're a minor.
- 40:43In fact, especially if you're a minor make up for all the
- 40:46homework, it's time for our players to take to the air and
- 40:55rack up some points. But getting a tip top tally
- 40:58means bagging the best bonuses. And hitting the massive bonus
- 41:02filled target at the end in the right spot.
- 41:05So get ready for Aim to please the game of soaring and scoring.
- 41:20Go first up, it's player one they'll.
- 41:25Need to keep those points coming thick and fast if they want to
- 41:28win. Boys.
- 41:40All right, time to start piling on the points.
- 41:47It's time for player 2 to shine. Tell me this page what kind of
- 41:51person names their team CPU? That says CPU, it's a computer
- 41:57player. Well, they should have more
- 41:59respect for themselves. They better keep on grabbing
- 42:07those points from here on out. Player 3 takes their turn now.
- 42:31The more points they get at the start, the better their chances
- 42:38and the final player in front of our Royal Court is Player 4.
- 42:46Shuffle now Player 4. They didn't quite stick the
- 42:56landing, but at least they added some points.
- 42:59OK, someone grab the big ladder and get them down from there.
- 43:02So we can see who grabbed the most points.
- 43:06Congratulations player one, you're in first place.
- 43:09In less good news, how about Player 4?
- 43:12It's another bottom half result for them, which is exactly what
- 43:16they need to lull the other players into a false sense of
- 43:18security before striking when they least expect it.
- 43:22Which ideally will be before the end of the game.
- 43:39There's our first player, but will moving first give them an
- 43:42advantage? If they're using a High Roller,
- 43:55they're either aiming for a particular space or away from
- 43:58another, or both I guess. We'll watch you after a few
- 44:03studs or something a little shinier.
- 44:14A golden bricker. Big spender.
- 44:22It doesn't matter if you find the brick or steal it, they all
- 44:25count the same. It's just that some of those
- 44:28bricks are tarnished, tarnished by the terrible sins committed
- 44:31to acquire them. But the key take away is that
- 44:34they still count just fine. That golden brick must seem
- 44:37extra shine as it's given them the lead.
- 44:47A player cannot hope to win the game if they pass up the
- 44:51opportunity to purchase golden bricks.
- 44:54You have my gratitude, now I must away.
- 44:57That golden brick has seen them extend their lead.
- 45:00The other players are really playing catch up now.
- 45:23I hope it wins the game for you my friend.
- 45:28And here's our next foot. Uh oh, someone's about to have
- 45:53their valuables ransacked. I am so glad right now that
- 45:58everything I own is garbage. Lord, taking candy from a baby.
- 46:24Here comes our next contestant. There's a lot of tasty looking
- 46:29numbers on their roller now. Oh, that mountain of studs must
- 46:36encumber you my friend. Here, allow me to take them off
- 46:40your hands and give you a golden brick.
- 46:51No crab trap for them. That should help them buy
- 47:09something useful. And here's the last player.
- 47:13And that's the same role as last round.
- 47:15It's a lucky space. And don't worry, because all of
- 47:18that luck is the good time. This is it, the final round.
- 47:24The scores are very tight at the top, so this game is by no means
- 47:28over yet. Guess what folks, it's
- 47:30escalation time again. And that means even higher
- 47:36losses on these spaces. Even better rewards on these
- 47:44spaces. And even bigger prizes after
- 47:49every mini game. Plus say goodbye to free power
- 47:55up spaces and say hello to big scud reward spaces.
- 48:03So how else are we mixing up the challenge zone this time, Ted?
- 48:06Let's take a look. Oh, it looks like we're shutting
- 48:09up the shops. And replacing them with chance
- 48:12spaces. Mark my words, that could cause
- 48:15chaos. Let's find out what the final
- 48:29mini game we're playing is. The final mini game choice is
- 48:35locked in. This is it, folks.
- 48:40This is snailed it the game of bipedal dexterity and visual
- 48:44extrapolation. Plus walking real good and
- 48:46seeing patterns in your head. That's what I just said.
- 48:51I very much doubt it. That reminds me of those big
- 49:23heart-shaped boxes of candy. I always like to buy one of
- 49:26those for the special person in my life.
- 49:29You're talking about your. You know it, you've got to love
- 49:33our friendly snail, Clawed. He truly is adorable with his
- 49:38beret and that cute little mustache.
- 49:40I think that's actually a tiny croissant that gets stuck to his
- 49:44face. So thoughts about player 2?
- 50:03Give it to me straight, Ted. They could be doing better but
- 50:07also worse, so good go. Oh, it's a spiral.
- 50:50If I look at them too long I get hypnotized and think I'm a
- 50:53chicken. Is that why you ate an entire
- 50:55bag of bird seed last week? Yes.
- 51:01You know, for a snail, clod really moves at quite a rate.
- 51:04Well, between you and me, he's actually a slug with a tiny
- 51:07motor on his back. And that's how you snail it,
- 51:35folks. Let's go look at the results.
- 51:42Good job player 1, you take home the win.
- 51:46In less good news, how about Player 4?
- 51:49They've been languishing in the bottom half of the results for
- 51:52some time now. Can you blame them?
- 51:54Who doesn't love a good language?
- 51:56It's how I spend most of my days off.
- 52:27That times 2 could double their range this turn.
- 52:31Incredible. And I will have to trust you
- 52:33with the mass on that one, Paige.
- 52:37It's the final turn for another player now.
- 53:17Well, that wasn't expected. It's the chance space and an
- 53:25opportunity to randomly swap random people's random property
- 53:29randomly at random. I'm.
- 53:48Not entirely sure if they made things better or worse for
- 53:51themselves. Now how will this contestant
- 53:57spend their final turn? Look at that, it's the same role
- 54:01as last round. I just hope they buckled their
- 54:24seat belt. And that's not a bad place to
- 54:31end their turn. This is the final, final turn.
- 54:35Well, someone likes rolling the same number every round, and
- 54:39that was the final turn of the final round.
- 54:42Oh my goodness, what an incredible game.
- 54:46Should we head back to the studio and share the final
- 54:48results? Yes, please.
- 54:59Oh my goodness, what an epic clash.
- 55:02That was it certainly was one for the ages, Ted.
- 55:06Let's get our players back in here.
- 55:12OK, let's not keep them waiting, Ted.
- 55:15How did everyone do? Cool as a cucumber.
- 55:18In last place it's player 3. They're still my favorite Ted.
- 55:25And in 3rd place it's player 4. There's nothing wrong with third
- 55:32place. It's the best place you get.
- 55:35Any higher than that and you start to set unreasonable
- 55:37expectations your. Work ethic suddenly makes a lot
- 55:41of sense, Ted. But who has triumphed above all
- 55:44others and proven themselves to be the greatest living being in
- 55:48existence? That player is player 1.
- 55:58And that means our runner up is player 2.
- 56:06Come on, bring in that trophy. My goodness though,
- 56:12congratulations to all our players, you were amazing.
- 56:16They really were very special. I don't think I'll ever forget
- 56:20this show until the next one. It's time to roll the credits,
- 56:42folks. No, they have to go into the
- 56:44options to see those. What?
- 56:47But I wanted to see my name on the stream.